怪诞故事 Freaky Tales(2024)(CN/EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:22 No joke.
2 00:01:40 Like I said, wild.
3 00:01:42 But I never thoughttoo hard on it though.
4 00:01:45 To me, it was justone of those freaky things
5 00:01:47 that made the Bayso damn fresh.
6 00:02:00 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
7 00:02:02 Join me this weekendat the Oakland Coliseum Annex
8 00:02:04 for Sleepy's MindWide Awake Seminar,
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10 00:02:09 At my workshop,we'll teach you how to practice
11 00:02:11 mindfulness and relaxationunder stressful circumstances.
12 00:02:15 Licensed Psytopics instructorswill give you the tools
13 00:02:17 to connectto the cosmic life force
14 00:02:19 and give you the powerto battle both inner and outer demons.
15 00:02:23 Trust me,you won't wanna miss Sunday.
16 00:02:26 So join me this weekend,all ages are welcome.
17 00:02:29 Sleepy's MindWide Awake Seminar...
18 00:02:31 ...will blow your mind!
19 00:02:51 Chapter one...
20 00:02:53 AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back.
21 00:03:10 Yo, that movie was hella rad.
22 00:03:13 So grandpa knew aboutthe vampires the whole time,
23 00:03:15 but didn't bother to tellanyone in his family?
24 00:03:18 Well, that's why it's fresh.You don't expect it.
25 00:03:20 All I'm saying,if you motherfuckers knew about some secret vampire shit
26 00:03:24 going off in the neighborhoodand you didn't let me know,
27 00:03:27 we might have a problem.
28 00:03:29 Tina. I hate to break it to you,
29 00:03:31 but if there's a secret cultof vampires living amongst us--
30 00:03:35 We would be all up in that shit.Give me that.
31 00:03:40 Fair point.
32 00:03:41 - Eat a dick, dyke!- Get out the truck
33 00:03:43 and see what happens!I ain't playing!
34 00:03:45 - Suck my dick, Black bitch!- Yeah, that's what I thought.
35 00:03:48 Keep driving!
36 00:03:50 - Bitch!- Fuck you want, faggots?
37 00:03:52 Fuck you!
38 00:03:54 Go back to Fresno,boneheads!
39 00:03:57 We'll see you punks later!
40 00:04:05 Fucking Nazis.
41 00:04:09 Let's go.
42 00:04:11 Dude, you know I'm from Fresno.
43 00:04:13 Yeah, I've been tryingto forget that.
44 00:04:16 So I was tailing this dudeoutta Lucky's yesterday.
45 00:04:19 Tailed? Like you followedsome random guy?
46 00:04:22 Okay, you neverfollowed anyone before?
47 00:04:23 Hell, no,that's some psycho shit.
48 00:04:35 You ever tailed anybody, Luce?
49 00:04:38 Uh... No.
50 00:04:41 - Whatever.- Okay.
51 00:04:44 Stop looking at melike I'm weird.
52 00:04:47 First time at Gilman?
53 00:04:48 No, I was here once.Wanna see my membership?
54 00:04:53 - No.- No way.
55 00:05:11 Psych.
56 00:05:13 * Let's go! *
57 00:05:21 * They call it a scene,I call it disaster *
58 00:05:23 * Down herethe kids grew up faster *
59 00:05:25 * Scared, they're scaredto the bone *
60 00:05:27 * Like a pack of wolvesthey don't run alone *
61 00:05:28 * One-on-one, they won'tlook you in the eye *
62 00:05:30 * When the pack's together,you hear a battle cry *
63 00:05:33 * I saw it, 15-on-one *
64 00:05:34 * The crowd dispersed,the kid was done *
65 00:05:36 - * No! *- * No more! *
66 00:05:38 - * No! *- * Bad town! *
67 00:05:40 * No more bad town *
68 00:05:43 - * No! *- * No more! *
69 00:05:45 - * No! *- * Bad town! *
70 00:05:47 * No more bad town *
71 00:05:50 - * Yeah! *- Oh, shit!
72 00:05:52 - Dude, are you alright?- Are you okay?
73 00:05:54 * Down thereyou gotta have a label *
74 00:05:56 * Just like a cattlein a stable *
75 00:05:57 * Knee-jerk reaction,I call it violence *
76 00:05:59 * Why speak outwhen you could be silenced? *
77 00:06:01 * Down there,out on the dance floor *
78 00:06:03 - Yeah!- * Too much violence *
79 00:06:04 - * I don't want more *- Whoo!
80 00:06:05 * Down there,out on the street *
81 00:06:07 * I can see the air,I can see the heat *
82 00:06:08 - * No! *- * No more! *
83 00:06:10 - * No *- *Bad town! *
84 00:06:12 * No more bad town *
85 00:06:15 - * No! *- * No more! *
86 00:06:17 - * No! *- * Bad town! *
87 00:06:19 * No more bad town *
88 00:06:38 Let's go!
89 00:06:41 Hey, Troy!
90 00:06:43 - Yeah, meet me in the truck.- Alright.
91 00:06:46 Yeah, Dad?
92 00:06:47 Did you knowthe guy from Splash
93 00:06:49 used to sell hot dogsat A's Games?
94 00:06:52 I don't eat meat.
95 00:06:53 I mean, I-I'm not trying to--
96 00:06:55 I'm saying, the guy from Splash.
97 00:06:58 - Did you see the movie?- The mermaid movie?
98 00:06:59 - Yeah.- Didn't see it.
99 00:07:01 Uh, what about Bachelor Party?
100 00:07:02 Do I look like somebody
101 00:07:03 who would see Bachelor Party?
102 00:07:05 First naked lady I ever sawwas in that movie.
103 00:07:07 Your first? Right.
104 00:07:09 'Cause you've seenso many since.
105 00:07:11 I've seen a few!
106 00:07:15 Oh, shit.
107 00:07:18 * All I knowis that I do not know *
108 00:07:21 * All I knowis that I don't know nothing *
109 00:07:23 * All I knowis that I do not know *
110 00:07:26 Fucking boneheadsare back.
111 00:07:30 Those Nazi fucksjust rolled up. - Outside.
112 00:07:32 Fuck, again?
113 00:07:42 Come on, guys. Not tonight.
114 00:07:43 - Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck--- Here to volunteer.
115 00:07:46 And fuck you up!
116 00:07:48 * All I knowis that I don't know nothing *
117 00:07:50 * We get told to decide *
118 00:07:55 * Just like, as if... *
119 00:07:57 * I'm not gonna changemy mind *
120 00:07:59 * All I know is that I don't know *
121 00:08:03 * All I knowis that I don't know nothing *
122 00:08:06 * All I knowis that I do not know *
123 00:08:08 * All I knowis that I don't know nothing *
124 00:08:15 * What you gonna dowith yourself, boy? *
125 00:08:17 * Well, you bettermake up your mind *
126 00:08:20 * What you gonna dowith yourself, boy? *
127 00:08:23 * Running out of time *
128 00:08:27 Shit, man. That's enough!
129 00:08:29 Stop! Stop! Stop!
130 00:08:30 Lucid!
131 00:08:34 Hey!
132 00:08:37 - Dude!- Yeah, tough guy?
133 00:08:41 Fucking bonehead!
134 00:08:43 Hail Hitler!
135 00:08:45 Lay the fuck off, man.
136 00:08:47 You okay?
137 00:08:48 - Yeah. You okay?- Yeah.
138 00:08:54 - Fuck you! Show's over, losers!- Losers!
139 00:08:57 - Bye!- Pussy!
140 00:09:02 Later, punk faggots.
141 00:09:16 Oh, it's cold.
142 00:09:18 It's supposed to be.
143 00:09:25 - Does that hurt?- No.
144 00:09:27 Okay, tough guy.
145 00:09:31 I didn't mean it like that.
146 00:09:39 Can I ask you a question?
147 00:09:41 - No.- Shut up.
148 00:09:45 You ever have a dreamthen realize you're dreaming?
149 00:09:48 - Nah.- I had one last night.
150 00:09:51 I was by myself in my room.
151 00:09:54 Everybody was gone.
152 00:09:56 It was quiet.
153 00:09:58 That's how I knewI was dreaming.
154 00:10:00 My house is never quiet.
155 00:10:04 So, I started dancing.
156 00:10:08 I was eating, I forget what,
157 00:10:11 Pop-Tarts or some shit.
158 00:10:14 But then I was like,
159 00:10:15 "What am I stayingin the house for?"
160 00:10:18 The whole world was mine.
161 00:10:21 So I ran outside,
162 00:10:22 I started flying and shit.
163 00:10:26 It was so rad.
164 00:10:31 What would you do?
165 00:10:32 In a dream?
166 00:10:34 Yeah, it's all in your head.
167 00:10:37 You can do anything you want,no consequences.
168 00:10:53 What?
169 00:10:54 I-- Nothing. I was--I was thinking,
170 00:10:57 I see you blushing, tell me.
171 00:10:59 I was, uh,thinking about flying.
172 00:11:02 That'd be... I'd fly too.That'd be so cool.
173 00:11:04 Oh, man, that's boring.
174 00:11:06 That's what you did.
175 00:11:07 Alright, if I'm boring,you're boring.
176 00:11:09 Whatever, Lewis.
177 00:11:10 Don't tell me.
178 00:11:20 What'd she say?
179 00:11:22 Nothing.
180 00:11:26 You hungry?
181 00:11:27 ...Eddie Money.
182 00:11:33 - Eddie Money? Yeah.- Oh!
183 00:11:36 - "Don't you know who I am?"- What?
184 00:11:42 What?
185 00:11:45 Uh-huh.
186 00:11:50 He was singing,you know?
187 00:11:54 We just haveto keep 'em out.
188 00:11:56 No shit, we've been trying.
189 00:11:59 There's too many of 'em.
190 00:12:01 There are more of us.
191 00:12:03 Yeah.
192 00:12:04 Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
193 00:12:07 - Cops.- Nope.
194 00:12:08 I did some research.
195 00:12:10 We can hireoff-duty Berkeley cops for 11 bucks an hour.
196 00:12:13 - You called the cops?- To ask the question, yes.
197 00:12:16 Don't judge,all options are on the table.
198 00:12:19 That's why we're here.
199 00:12:21 To be fair, Berkeley copsare different from Oakland cops.
200 00:12:23 - We all know it.- You got that right.
201 00:12:25 Come on, guys,without Oakland cops,
202 00:12:27 there'd be no Black Panthers.
203 00:12:30 I'll call a vote.
204 00:12:32 Those in favor of hiringoff-duty Berkeley cops,
205 00:12:34 raise your hand.
206 00:12:36 Opposed?
207 00:12:44 So where does that leave us?
208 00:12:50 We fight.
209 00:12:54 A fight is what they want.
210 00:12:55 We can't meet their violencewith more violence.
211 00:12:57 - That's bullshit.- I believe in the ideal stenciled
212 00:13:00 on that sign back there.
213 00:13:01 But are you willingto fight for them?
214 00:13:02 No violence means no violence.
215 00:13:04 Once you pass through the doors.
216 00:13:06 Oh, so violence is okay outside?
217 00:13:07 What about racism,sexism, homophobia,
218 00:13:09 those okay outside too?
219 00:13:10 We're talkingabout Nazis, Larry.
220 00:13:12 - Yes.- I agree.
221 00:13:13 The rules don't apply to Nazis.
222 00:13:16 Dude, we got our asses kicked.
223 00:13:18 - Yeah.- We supposed to just take that?
224 00:13:19 Tina's right, this is our house.
225 00:13:22 We built it with our bare hands,and if we can't defend it,
226 00:13:27 - what's the point?- Yeah, that's right.
227 00:13:31 Alright, I callanother vote then.
228 00:13:33 Those in favor of fightingthe Nazis, raise your hand.
229 00:13:47 So, now I'm the guy who didn'twanna fight the Nazis.
230 00:13:53 Fuck that.
231 00:13:54 - Yeah!- Yes, sir.
232 00:13:59 * We won't take any shit *
233 00:14:01 * And we're notabout to leave *
234 00:14:02 * Just 'cause you don't like *
235 00:14:04 * Who and what we wanna be *
236 00:14:06 * Who are you to say *
237 00:14:08 * What's wrong, what's right *
238 00:14:10 * If it's what it takes *
239 00:14:12 * We're ready to fight *
240 00:14:16 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
241 00:14:18 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
242 00:14:28 * We won't take any shit *
243 00:14:30 * And we're notabout to leave *
244 00:14:32 * Just 'cause you don't like *
245 00:14:34 * Who and what we wanna be *
246 00:14:36 * Who are you to saywhat's wrong, what's right *
247 00:14:39 * If it's what it takes *
248 00:14:41 * We're ready to fight *
249 00:14:43 Connectto the cosmic emerald light.
250 00:14:46 Picture you are now floatingoutside yourself.
251 00:14:49 Look down and noticeyou are no longer anchored
252 00:14:51 by earthbound flesh.
253 00:14:53 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
254 00:14:56 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
255 00:15:03 What's this?
256 00:15:05 Open it.
257 00:15:08 What's the occasion?
258 00:15:10 Today's the occasion.
259 00:15:11 I don't know, just open it.
260 00:15:17 Dude!
261 00:15:20 It's fucking awesome.
262 00:15:22 I love it, thank you.
263 00:15:24 Of course.
264 00:15:25 Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
265 00:15:27 Wait, you might wanna...You might wanna put that away.
266 00:15:39 Can I tell you a secret?
267 00:15:43 I've never beenin a fight before.
268 00:15:45 You're in chargeof our security
269 00:15:46 and you've never beenin a fight?
270 00:15:48 Yeah, whose idea was that?
271 00:15:49 I just volunteeredto see free shows.
272 00:15:51 I never saidI could run security.
273 00:15:53 You never said you couldn't.
274 00:15:55 Yeah, well, it was going finefor the most part
275 00:15:57 'til the fucking Nazisshowed up.
276 00:16:00 How many fightshave you been in?
277 00:16:02 I don't know.
278 00:16:04 More than zero,I know that much.
279 00:16:07 So, one?
280 00:16:10 - Two.- Two?
281 00:16:12 It was one too many.
282 00:16:14 So you lost one?
283 00:16:16 I lost them both,which was fine the first time.
284 00:16:18 It was a good life experience.
285 00:16:21 The second time just hurt.
286 00:16:25 How do you thinkyou'll describe the third?
287 00:16:33 Ask me tomorrow.
288 00:16:37 - They're here!- Shit, we gotta go.
289 00:16:40 * ...what's right *
290 00:16:41 * If it's what it takes *
291 00:16:43 * We're ready to fight *
292 00:16:47 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
293 00:16:49 * Ready to fight,ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight *
294 00:17:41 Hey, Jew!
295 00:17:43 You can hidebehind a bunch of fags,
296 00:17:46 but that ain't gonna stop usfrom coming in.
297 00:17:57 Die, Nazi scum!
298 00:19:06 Ah, fuck, fuck, no!
299 00:20:05 * Jealous cowardstry to control *
300 00:20:07 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
301 00:20:09 * They distort what we say *
302 00:20:11 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
303 00:20:13 * Try and stop what we do *
304 00:20:16 * Rise above, rise above *
305 00:20:18 * When they can'tdo it themselves *
306 00:20:20 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
307 00:20:22 * We are tired of your abuse *
308 00:20:26 * Try to stop us, it's no use *
309 00:20:41 * We are tired of your abuse *
310 00:20:45 * Try to stop us *
311 00:20:47 * But it's no use *
312 00:20:51 * We are born with a chance *
313 00:20:53 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
314 00:20:55 * I am gonna have my chance *
315 00:20:58 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
316 00:21:00 * We are born with a chance *
317 00:21:02 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
318 00:21:04 * And I am gonnahave my chance *
319 00:21:07 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
320 00:21:12 * Rise above, rise above *
321 00:21:15 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
322 00:21:17 * Rise above,we're gonna rise above *
323 00:21:32 Chapter two...
324 00:21:40 But how about that greasysaxophone-playing motherfucker?
325 00:21:43 I mean, he was fine, right?
326 00:21:45 Oh, I still believe!
327 00:21:47 Yeah, that shit was hella good.
328 00:21:50 Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz.
329 00:21:51 But how come grandpadidn't tell his family
330 00:21:53 - about the vampires?- No, that shit cold, right?
331 00:21:56 I would be pissed.
332 00:21:57 So what now?You wanna go to Giant Burger?
333 00:22:00 Hell, yeah.
334 00:22:02 - Shit!- What?
335 00:22:04 Think I left my bus passin the bathroom.
336 00:22:07 Well, just go get it.
337 00:22:09 Alright.
338 00:22:10 Eat a dick, dyke!
339 00:22:11 Get out the truckand see what happens! I ain't playin'!
340 00:22:15 - Suck my dick, Black bitch!- Fuck you!
341 00:22:17 Yeah,that's what I thought. Keep drivin'!
342 00:22:20 - Fuck you, bitches!- Fuck you want, faggots?
343 00:22:22 Go back to Fresno,boneheads!
344 00:22:24 We'll see you punks later!
345 00:22:32 You okay?
346 00:22:35 Yeah.
347 00:22:38 I'll be right back.
348 00:22:42 Nazis trippin' again?
349 00:22:44 I don't know how we wentfrom Black Panthers
350 00:22:46 to Skinheadsrunning wild in this city.
351 00:22:48 But all I know is somebodyfell asleep at the wheel
352 00:22:50 - to let that shit happen.- People need reminding,
353 00:22:52 ain't nothing coolabout being a Nazi.
354 00:22:54 It's 1987. You'd think peoplewould know by now, but, no.
355 00:22:57 Fo sho. You and your friend.
356 00:23:00 I've seen you before.
357 00:23:02 You're in Danger Zone, right?
358 00:23:03 Yeah. You've seen us?
359 00:23:05 I saw you performat the open mic night
360 00:23:06 at La Peña a few weeks back.
361 00:23:08 There was like ten people there.
362 00:23:09 I was one of 'em.
363 00:23:11 Hey, good news,it was not in the toilet.
364 00:23:13 Bad news, I think somebodypissed on it anyway.
365 00:23:17 - Who's this?- I'm Lenny G.
366 00:23:19 - Lenny G?- Lenny G?
367 00:23:20 - I work with Too $hort.- We know who you are!
368 00:23:22 Girl, he knows who we are.
369 00:23:24 - Quit playin'.- He saw us at open mic night.
370 00:23:26 There was like ten people there.
371 00:23:28 And he was one of 'em.
372 00:23:29 We got a show coming up.
373 00:23:30 Why don't you two come on stage,
374 00:23:32 spit some rhymes with $hort?
375 00:23:33 And why don't youshut the fuck up?
376 00:23:35 - Let the man speak.- What? He ain't being real.
377 00:23:37 $hort wanna try something new.
378 00:23:39 A battle rap sectionto the show.
379 00:23:41 And based on what I sawfrom y'all two,
380 00:23:43 I suspect y'all can holdyour own with him.
381 00:23:46 And I suspectyour suspicions are correct.
382 00:23:50 - We'll be there.- Cool.
383 00:23:52 You might wanna havesomething planned,
384 00:23:54 in case you get nervous.
385 00:23:55 Yeah,we don't get nervous.
386 00:23:58 - Okay. We'll find out.- Right.
387 00:24:01 See you there! Thank you!
388 00:24:06 Shit, I'm nervous.
389 00:24:08 Girl, me too!
390 00:24:29 We gotta stay ready'cause they don't protect us.
391 00:24:32 These motherfuckersneed to respect us.
392 00:24:34 Here's the question...
393 00:24:39 What about this finale?
394 00:24:41 What about it?
395 00:24:42 I think we needto practice it again.
396 00:24:44 Ooh, we already practiced it.
397 00:24:46 Hello, ladies.
398 00:24:49 How about you cut the chit-chat
399 00:24:52 and practice getting mesome ice cream here,
400 00:24:55 - what do you say?- What can I get for you?
401 00:24:58 Um, how's your bubble gum?
402 00:25:00 It's goodif you like bubble gum.
403 00:25:03 Let me get a taste.
404 00:25:13 Mmm.
405 00:25:15 Yeah, I see what you mean.
406 00:25:17 Um, can you blow bubbleswith this gum?
407 00:25:19 Yeah, I-I guess so.
408 00:25:26 What else can you blow?
409 00:25:31 What's your favorite flavor?
410 00:25:33 Um...
411 00:25:34 Oh, wait a minute,let me guess...
412 00:25:37 I bet you lovethe chocolate showers.
413 00:25:40 Am I right?
414 00:25:43 You know what?
415 00:25:44 I think I know exactly what's you want.
416 00:25:48 You look likestraight-up vanilla to me.
417 00:25:51 Don't judge a book by its badge.
418 00:25:54 I've been knownto have a sweet tooth for the dark stuff.
419 00:25:59 Is that right?
420 00:26:01 What's the expression?Ah, that's it.
421 00:26:04 The darker the berry--
422 00:26:07 The harder the slap.
423 00:26:09 I don't think that's it.
424 00:26:10 You wanna find out?
425 00:26:13 What can I getfor you today, officer?
426 00:26:17 Give me a sugar cone of vanilla.
427 00:26:18 Great choice.
428 00:26:20 Two dollars.
429 00:26:32 Aren't you forgetting something?
430 00:26:38 Looks like somebody's gota freebie comin' his way!
431 00:26:43 I'd like my holepunched, please.
432 00:26:58 Fucking pervert.
433 00:27:00 Hey, could we get some help over here?
434 00:27:04 Oh, you want us to help you now?
435 00:27:07 Don't start with me,Jesse Jackson.
436 00:27:16 What can I getfor you today, sir?
437 00:27:23 Where's my rocky road?
438 00:27:25 They were out.
439 00:27:26 They were out of rocky road?
440 00:27:28 Yep.
441 00:27:29 So you didn't think to ask meif I wanted something else?
442 00:27:31 Nope.
443 00:27:33 Fucking bitch!
444 00:27:45 Ay yo. Would you ever takea beginner class of Psytopics with me?
445 00:27:48 Psytopics?
446 00:27:51 - No, ma'am.- I mean, they say
447 00:27:53 classes could helpcontrol your reality. - And you believe that?
448 00:27:56 You ain't never thoughtabout changing your reality?
449 00:27:58 We can change it tonight.
450 00:28:00 Look, all I'm saying is,
451 00:28:02 what if there is moreto free up here
452 00:28:05 in order to get free out here.
453 00:28:09 Okay, damn, that was deep.
454 00:28:12 I'll meditate on that one.
455 00:28:16 I guess you didn't hearabout Yolanda.
456 00:28:19 What about her?
457 00:28:20 She worked at Psytopics
458 00:28:22 for, like, six months.
459 00:28:25 Then, one day during class,
460 00:28:26 she just started bleedingfrom her eyes and ears.
461 00:28:29 - Nah!- Yeah!
462 00:28:31 Ask Cherry, she was there.
463 00:28:33 She thought her headwas about to explode.
464 00:28:36 Yeah, that shit crazy.
465 00:28:38 I mean, they at leastgave her a refund.
466 00:28:40 Oh, I hope so.
467 00:28:51 She sure shouldn't.
468 00:28:54 - Did you see that?- Yeah.
469 00:29:00 Hey, um,we're Barbie and Entice.
470 00:29:03 We should be on the guest list.
471 00:29:04 Oh, yeah, groupies around back.
472 00:29:06 - Groupies?- Oh, hell, no.
473 00:29:07 We ain't no groupies.
474 00:29:09 We're from Danger Zone.
475 00:29:11 What's y'all name?
476 00:29:13 Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E.
477 00:29:15 Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E.
478 00:29:19 I ain't got youon the guest list.
479 00:29:20 Shit, see, I knewthat dude was lyin'. Damn!
480 00:29:24 Look, are you sure?
481 00:29:27 You're on the artist list.
482 00:29:32 The artist list.
483 00:29:33 Yeah,
484 00:29:35 that's us.
485 00:29:37 Artists.
486 00:29:38 Danger Zone.
487 00:29:40 So, listen.
488 00:29:41 Green room's throughthat door, end of the hall.
489 00:29:43 Alright? Fo sho, have fun!
490 00:29:49 Artists we're... Artists.
491 00:29:55 - Ooh!- Where is it?
492 00:29:56 He said at the end of the hall.
493 00:29:58 Is this it?
494 00:30:01 Oh, shit!
495 00:30:04 - I'm sorry.- Oh, come on, $hort.
496 00:30:09 What happened?
497 00:30:10 $hort's in there.
498 00:30:12 For real?Then why didn't you go in?
499 00:30:15 He eating pussy.
500 00:30:18 Oh.
501 00:30:21 Maybe we should give hima minute then.
502 00:30:23 Maybe five...
503 00:30:26 ten minutes?
504 00:30:37 - End of the hall.- Right.
505 00:30:40 They can't wake Sleepy!
506 00:30:44 Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
507 00:30:47 Mothafucker called him Superman!
508 00:30:51 Hey, 'sup, y'all?
509 00:30:52 Danger Zone!
510 00:30:53 Can y'all believe this game?
511 00:30:55 - Sleepy goin' off!- Cool.
512 00:30:57 Hey, make yourself comfortable.
513 00:31:00 Y'all wanna drink?
514 00:31:01 - Sure.- No. Thanks.
515 00:31:07 Lenny, you know, we ain'treally talk about money.
516 00:31:09 Right.
517 00:31:10 I was thinking 5% of the door.
518 00:31:12 Cool?
519 00:31:16 Hey, find meafter the show, okay?
520 00:31:18 Alright, sure.
521 00:31:22 Hey, you okay?
522 00:31:25 Yeah, I just thoughtwe was gonna go over it
523 00:31:28 at least one more time.
524 00:31:29 You'll feel it, okay,I promise you.
525 00:31:36 I need a bathroom.
526 00:31:49 Come on, the show's starting!
527 00:31:52 Go ahead,I'll be there in a minute.
528 00:31:55 You sure you're okay?
529 00:31:59 Yeah.
530 00:32:00 Yeah, just-just gimme a minute.
531 00:32:03 Aight.
532 00:32:10 We want $hort!
533 00:32:11 We want $hort! We want $hort!
534 00:32:14 Alright, y'all!
535 00:32:16 Give it up for the many'all came to see!
536 00:32:18 Oakland's own,
537 00:32:20 Too $hort!
538 00:32:29 * These are the tales,the freaky tales *
539 00:32:32 * These are the talesthat I tell so well *
540 00:32:35 * These are the tales,the freaky tales *
541 00:32:38 * These are the talesthat I tell so well *
542 00:32:41 * I met this girl,her name was Joan *
543 00:32:44 * She loved the way I rockedon the microphone *
544 00:32:47 * When I met Joan,I took her home *
545 00:32:50 * She was just like a doggyall on my bone *
546 00:32:53 What was goingthrough your head in the fourth quarter?
547 00:32:55 Um, I wasn't really thinkingat all, Jim.
548 00:32:58 It was a strange feeling, uh,
549 00:33:00 as if I left my bodyfor a few minutes of it.
550 00:33:02 Well, you certainlywere playing like a man possessed.
551 00:33:05 - Congratulations.- Uh, thank you.
552 00:33:07 I just wanna say hi out thereto my mom,
553 00:33:09 and my girlfriend, Andrea,watching at home.
554 00:33:11 We'll be right back
555 00:33:12 with the post-game showafter the break.
556 00:33:15 Before I wentto Psytopics, my life was outta control.
557 00:33:18 I was on the street.
558 00:33:19 I didn't care about anyone,
559 00:33:20 and no one cared about me.
560 00:33:22 But everything changed
561 00:33:23 when I took my first class
562 00:33:24 at the SpiritualLearning Center.
563 00:33:26 I learned there'sa cosmic force all around us.
564 00:33:29 Anyone can tap into it,even you.
565 00:33:31 It's not a joke, trust me.
566 00:33:34 If you wanna change your life,start by trusting your mind.
567 00:33:37 Start by trusting Psytopics.
568 00:33:40 * My girlfriend's namewas Michelle *
569 00:33:43 * Her booty was bigger *
570 00:33:45 - * than a tail on a whale *- Good to go?
571 00:33:46 - Yeah.- * When I freaked Michelle *
572 00:33:48 * I freaked her well *
573 00:33:50 * Her pussy got hotterthan the flames in Hell *
574 00:33:55 So right about now,
575 00:33:57 I wanna try something new.
576 00:33:59 I feel like battling tonight.
577 00:34:01 - Yeah!- Who with me?
578 00:34:07 But I don't thinknobody crazy enough
579 00:34:09 to jump on this stagewith Too $hort!
580 00:34:12 Oh, wait, hold up, hold up!
581 00:34:14 I think we found somebody.
582 00:34:16 What's thisWrestleMania bullshit?
583 00:34:18 Is Danger Zone in the house?
584 00:34:21 - Okay, that's us, let's go!- Oh, no, wait.
585 00:34:25 - They set us up.- What?
586 00:34:27 - Where you at...- They wanna humiliate us.
587 00:34:29 What are you talking about?
588 00:34:31 Girl, they are calling uson stage, now, let's go!
589 00:34:34 I don't think they showed up.
590 00:34:35 They think we're a joke.
591 00:34:37 - Bitch, do you see me joking?- Danger Zone?
592 00:34:39 - I don't even know them.- There they go!
593 00:34:41 Give it upfor Danger Zone, y'all!
594 00:34:45 Damn, they crazy.
595 00:34:51 - Y'all ready, right?- Fuck, yeah, we ready.
596 00:34:53 Then let's do this.
597 00:34:58 * Say, hoe *
598 00:35:00 * Yeah, you *
599 00:35:03 * Can I ask you a question? *
600 00:35:05 Ask 'em, $hort!
601 00:35:07 * You like to fuck? *
602 00:35:10 * Oh, you don't want meto talk to you like that? *
603 00:35:12 * Oh, you liketo make love? *
604 00:35:15 * I saw you walking downthe street so I had to stop *
605 00:35:17 * Turn up the radioand drop the top *
606 00:35:20 * I see you look so goodand you're so fine *
607 00:35:22 * Young tender,would you be mine? *
608 00:35:24 * I put you in my car,drive you to my house *
609 00:35:27 * 'Cause I'm a mack *
610 00:35:28 * I cold turn you out *
611 00:35:29 * I won't askand I sure won't beg *
612 00:35:32 * Reach right overand rub your leg *
613 00:35:34 * I let my hand slidebetween your miniskirt *
614 00:35:36 * Put my fingerin your panties, start goin' to work *
615 00:35:39 * What time is it,don't watch the clock *
616 00:35:41 * Lay back, baby doll,and I'll rock the cock *
617 00:35:43 * Funky fresh I am,and I always can *
618 00:35:46 * Freak nasty, I'm the man *
619 00:35:48 * I take you outto the finest restaurant *
620 00:35:50 * Buy you any damn thingthat you want *
621 00:35:53 * You want flowers,I'll buy your ass a rose *
622 00:35:55 * But later onyou're coming out with them pantyhose *
623 00:35:57 * You want gold,girl, what's next? *
624 00:36:00 * It's me and you,doing the sex *
625 00:36:02 * So now you knowI'm just a freak *
626 00:36:04 * Give it up, baby,I can't wait two weeks *
627 00:36:07 * I want it all,don't say I won't *
628 00:36:09 * Get it, girl,now I'm telling you don't *
629 00:36:17 Come on.
630 00:36:20 Nigga--
631 00:36:24 You got this, don't fight it.
632 00:36:27 Just breathe, now, tell him.
633 00:36:30 * Nigga, please,you provoke no feeling *
634 00:36:33 * You must've forgot the girlsof whom you're dealing *
635 00:36:35 * We haven't the urgeto get busy *
636 00:36:37 - * Like those dizzy Lizzies *- * Who used to dance for you *
637 00:36:39 - * You're through *- * I can't put it more blunt *
638 00:36:41 * Your vocab is restricted,you're addicted *
639 00:36:43 * To the wordsyou inflicted *
640 00:36:45 - * Time after time *- * Line after line *
641 00:36:47 * Talking 'bout the bitchesthat are on your mind *
642 00:36:49 - * Do they call you $hort... *- * 'Cause of your height? *
643 00:36:51 * Or your width? Diss me, boy *
644 00:36:53 * I'll hang your ballsfrom a cliff *
645 00:36:54 - * Wrapped around a slinky *- * You're a dinky *
646 00:36:56 - * It's an easy task *- * To the corner *
647 00:36:57 * 'Cause the curbdidn't want your ass *
648 00:36:59 * Your name is Yuck Mouth,you don't brush *
649 00:37:01 * Gotta coveryour mouth like this *
650 00:37:03 * They call you Yuck Mouth *
651 00:37:05 - * You refuse to brush *- * No, sweetheart *
652 00:37:07 * You can keep that kiss *
653 00:37:08 * You're a freak with no tail *
654 00:37:09 * You have no ass, class,you can't pass *
655 00:37:11 - * You're simply trash *- * You're a typical nigga *
656 00:37:14 * The kindyou don't take home *
657 00:37:15 - * This is Entice *- * And Barbie *
658 00:37:16 * From the Danger Zone *
659 00:37:18 * Like a short dogthat carries fleas *
660 00:37:20 - * You make my ass- * Itch, twitch *
661 00:37:21 - * Don't you wish *- * You could scratch it? *
662 00:37:23 * And grab itlike you want it *
663 00:37:25 * The name fits'cause you're all up on it *
664 00:37:27 * On it *
665 00:37:32 Alright.
666 00:37:34 * Yeah, check *
667 00:37:36 * Get mad if you want *
668 00:37:37 * I won't front *
669 00:37:39 * When it's time to hump *
670 00:37:40 * I won't be no punk *
671 00:37:41 * Roll your ass overand tap the butt *
672 00:37:43 * Too $hort, baby,all in them guts *
673 00:37:45 * I'm not your ABC,from the alphabet *
674 00:37:48 * Every letter I'll writewill make your pussy wet *
675 00:37:50 * I'm a player, bitch,I thought you knew *
676 00:37:53 * Like every other niggain my crew *
677 00:37:55 * I bump hoes,now it's your turn *
678 00:37:57 * Tell me, young tender,when will you learn? *
679 00:38:00 * I cold macklike pimps you know *
680 00:38:02 * Won't sell you dopeor sell you blow *
681 00:38:04 * Just your average everydaystraight bump up, bitch *
682 00:38:07 * My gold ringscome from spits *
683 00:38:09 * Look, baby,you know what I want *
684 00:38:12 * You acting likeit's that time of the month *
685 00:38:14 * Are you bleeding? *
686 00:38:15 * Can't think about sex *
687 00:38:17 * Irritated by your Kotex *
688 00:38:18 * We don't need to kiss *
689 00:38:20 * We don't have to fuck *
690 00:38:21 * I'll pull out my dick,bitch, you can suck *
691 00:38:30 Let's see if y'allcan top that. - Y'all better come with it.
692 00:38:33 - * Punk, I'm not a tease *- * I'm not a skeezer *
693 00:38:35 * And most definitelynot a dick pleaser *
694 00:38:38 * You're dreaming,and scheming, and fiending *
695 00:38:39 - * For my lust *- * You don't have enough *
696 00:38:41 * For you I feel disgust *
697 00:38:42 - * Wait *- Small things I hate *
698 00:38:43 * For goodness' sakes *
699 00:38:44 * If I wanted someone small *
700 00:38:45 * I would masturbate *
701 00:38:47 * I'm not talking'bout your height, weight *
702 00:38:49 - * Or what you dream *- * When I say Too $hort *
703 00:38:50 - * You know what I mean *- * You see *
704 00:38:52 - * I need a man *- * Not a boy *
705 00:38:53 - * To approach me *- * Your lame game *
706 00:38:55 * Really insults me *
707 00:38:56 * Your name is Too $hort *
708 00:38:57 * Or shall I say too skinny *
709 00:38:59 * If size were money, honey *
710 00:39:00 * You wouldn't have a penny *
711 00:39:01 * Little boy,you're not a player *
712 00:39:03 - * I'm your savior *- * To try to get at me shows *
713 00:39:04 * Audacious behavior *
714 00:39:06 * You wanna bit of danger,step into my zone *
715 00:39:08 * You call yourself a dog *
716 00:39:09 * That's howI'll send you home *
717 00:39:11 * With your tailbetween your legs *
718 00:39:13 - * Screeching and whining *- * Nigga say you got some *
719 00:39:14 - * Nigga, please *- * You're lying *
720 00:39:15 * 'Cause to fight the feeling *
721 00:39:17 - * There would haveto be one * - * And mathematically *
722 00:39:18 - * Me plus you *- * Equals none *
723 00:39:35 Let's give it upfor Danger Zone!
724 00:39:58 Girl!
725 00:40:35 The third chapter...
726 00:40:50 Dr. Seale's office.
727 00:40:52 Dr. Seale, please.
728 00:40:58 - Hello?- Dr. Seale, it's Clint.
729 00:41:03 How is she?
730 00:41:05 I've been trying to reach you.
731 00:41:08 I'm afraid she didn't make it.
732 00:41:10 What?
733 00:41:11 I'm sorry to haveto tell you like this.
734 00:41:13 We did everything we could.
735 00:41:16 What do you mean?She's dead? She died?
736 00:41:18 I don't understand.I was just there.
737 00:41:21 I'm sorry, Clint.
738 00:41:22 She took a turn for the worse.
739 00:41:25 There was justtoo much bleeding.
740 00:41:27 We couldn't get her backto the OR in time.
741 00:41:34 What about the baby?
742 00:41:36 She's in the NICU.Unresponsive.
743 00:41:39 We're doing what we can,but it doesn't look good.
744 00:41:43 Where are you, Clint?
745 00:41:45 There are some police here.
746 00:41:46 They'd like to ask yousome questions
747 00:41:48 about the, uh, the incident.
748 00:43:11 Any requests?
749 00:43:14 The Fly.
750 00:43:15 No. Nothing scary.
751 00:43:17 Sid & Nancy.
752 00:43:19 I wanted to watch it last year,but you said--
753 00:43:20 I hate that music.It's just noise.
754 00:43:23 It gives me a headache.
755 00:43:26 Oh, I said that?
756 00:43:28 Yup.
757 00:43:29 And then I said,"It's not just noise.
758 00:43:31 It's actually about something."
759 00:43:33 And what'd I say?
760 00:43:35 "Yeah? What's it about?"
761 00:43:37 And you said?
762 00:43:40 "Emotional anarchy."
763 00:43:42 Cool.
764 00:43:44 You said that too.
765 00:43:45 And then we watchedThe Money Pit.
766 00:43:47 Which was not a bad movie.
767 00:43:52 That actor's from Oakland.
768 00:43:55 He used to sell hot dogsat A's games.
769 00:43:57 I shook him downin the parking lot after a game once.
770 00:44:04 I'm pretty sure it was him.
771 00:44:08 I'll see if they have it.
772 00:44:10 Be careful.
773 00:44:22 Clint.
774 00:44:26 Hurry back.
775 00:44:50 Hello?
776 00:44:51 Just a minute.
777 00:44:53 What's the score?
778 00:44:55 Lakers up big.
779 00:44:58 Damn.
780 00:44:59 You know, we got luckyagainst The Mailman,
781 00:45:02 but these Warriorscannot keep up with Magic.
782 00:45:05 - Yeah, well, you never know.- I mean, look,
783 00:45:08 I'm just a movie guy.I don't know much about sports,
784 00:45:10 but it's pretty obviousthe brooms are coming out tomorrow.
785 00:45:14 - Can't win 'em all I guess.- No, definitely cannot.
786 00:45:18 Which is why we lovethe underdogs.
787 00:45:20 They're a projectionof ourselves.
788 00:45:23 We're all justa bunch of losers.
789 00:45:24 We cannot kill Darth Vader,
790 00:45:26 and we cannot win a rumbleagainst the Soviets,
791 00:45:28 and we definitelycannot beat LA.
792 00:45:30 And yet,
793 00:45:32 the underdog believesthey can achieve the impossible.
794 00:45:36 Top five underdog movies, go.
795 00:45:39 - Oh, I'm actually here for--- Let's begin with the obvious,
796 00:45:41 Rocky. Most peopleassume it's number one,
797 00:45:44 and I think it's bestjust to get it out of the way.
798 00:45:46 It's probably your number one,am I right? Nevermind.
799 00:45:48 Number four,it just came out last year,
800 00:45:51 it's already an instant classic.
801 00:45:53 You know where I'm going, right?Come on, basketball man.
802 00:45:56 Dennis Hopper, in the same yearas Blue Velvet,
803 00:45:58 breaking our heartsboth on and off the court.
804 00:46:01 Say it with me on three.
805 00:46:03 One, two, three. Hoosiers!
806 00:46:04 - I haven't seen it.- And you call yourself a basketball fan?
807 00:46:08 No. I'm just herefor some movies.
808 00:46:09 And I'm giving themto you, Slim.
809 00:46:11 That's my job.
810 00:46:13 Number three.
811 00:46:14 Let's have it.
812 00:46:15 The Dirty Dozen.
813 00:46:16 - I've seen that.- Underdogs
814 00:46:18 on a suicide missionto kill Nazis.
815 00:46:20 Works on multiple levels.
816 00:46:21 - Right.- Number two,
817 00:46:23 Sidney Lumet directedthis courtroom drama
818 00:46:25 from a perfect scriptby David Mamet,
819 00:46:29 starring Paul Newman
820 00:46:30 at his incomparableambulance-chasing best.
821 00:46:37 The Verdict.
822 00:46:38 - I heard that was good.- No, you didn't.
823 00:46:41 What you probably heardis that it is amazing.
824 00:46:43 So why haven't you seen it yet?
825 00:46:46 Are you even readyfor number one?
826 00:46:47 You have no idea.
827 00:46:49 In his review of this 1979 film,
828 00:46:52 Roger Ebert wrote, quote,
829 00:46:55 "Movies like thishardly ever get made.
830 00:46:58 When they're made this well,
831 00:46:59 they become preciouscinematic miracles." Unquote.
832 00:47:03 - Name that picture.- Look,
833 00:47:05 I'm not here to play Jeopardy.I'm here for some,
834 00:47:07 uh, specific titles.
835 00:47:10 I'm trying to provide youwith an experience.
836 00:47:12 I appreciate it.Do you have...
837 00:47:17 Big Trouble in Little China?
838 00:47:20 Somebody just checkedthat out. Sorry.
839 00:47:22 For a more nuanced portraitof San Francisco's Chinatown,
840 00:47:25 I recommend Chan is Missing.
841 00:47:27 What about Tough Guys?
842 00:47:29 New releases. Anything else?
843 00:47:31 Ruthless People.
844 00:47:35 And?
845 00:47:38 The Color of Money.
846 00:47:42 And I thought you were herefor the movies.
847 00:47:45 - How much?- Five hundred.
848 00:47:51 Behind the curtain.
849 00:47:52 Good luck.
850 00:47:55 Hey.
851 00:47:57 So what's number one?
852 00:47:59 I'll tell you when you come out.
853 00:48:01 Late Night Video.
854 00:48:03 No, some jackass stoleour entire collection.
855 00:48:06 But have you seen Scanners?It's basically the same idea.
856 00:48:10 Yeah. See ya.
857 00:48:26 * ...when I'm all alone *
858 00:48:29 * I think of youand I'm feeling strong *
859 00:48:32 * I'm wishingyou would just look my way *
860 00:48:41 All in, assholes!
861 00:48:48 Call.
862 00:48:50 Call?
863 00:48:52 You're dumber than you look,Yung. You know that?
864 00:48:55 I thought Asianswere supposed to be smart.
865 00:48:57 Oh, yeah.
866 00:49:06 Goddammit!
867 00:49:08 Ouch.That looked painful.
868 00:49:11 Ah, shit.
869 00:49:13 Did that video dorklet you in?
870 00:49:17 I bought in like everyone else.
871 00:49:19 Okay, look.You saw that, right?
872 00:49:21 Hella bad beat. I'm sorry.
873 00:49:24 Why didn't you say somethingwhen you came in? I...
874 00:49:26 I had the money ten seconds ago.It's still on the table.
875 00:49:29 You were in the middleof a hand.
876 00:49:34 Yung, do me a favor.
877 00:49:36 I'm sorry to ask this,but can I keep some of that
878 00:49:38 so I can get this clownoff my back?
879 00:49:39 No, no, no. That's his money.I can't take his money.
880 00:49:42 What do you care?I'm gonna pay him back!
881 00:49:44 He's not gonnapay you back, Yung.
882 00:49:46 You're gonna have to hire a guylike me to rough him up for you.
883 00:49:48 It's a nasty business.Don't get involved.
884 00:49:55 Come on. What are you doing?
885 00:49:57 My job.
886 00:49:58 I thought you retired.
887 00:50:00 Aren't you having a kid?
888 00:50:02 Hey, congratulations,by the way.
889 00:50:04 Thank you.
890 00:50:06 Ah, kids are the best.Changed my life.
891 00:50:09 What do you have?
892 00:50:10 Two boys.
893 00:50:12 No.
894 00:50:14 What do you have for The Guy?
895 00:50:15 Nothing.
896 00:50:17 You saw what happened.Yung took my money.
897 00:50:20 It's right there.
898 00:50:21 'Cause Asians are smarter.
899 00:50:23 Okay, listen. Check this out.
900 00:50:27 Careful.
901 00:50:28 Ah, er...
902 00:50:33 Courtside seats.
903 00:50:34 Game 4.
904 00:50:36 Warriors-Lakers.
905 00:50:39 These are worthat least a thousand.
906 00:50:40 Anybody know how muchthese tickets are worth?
907 00:50:42 Five hundred, tops.
908 00:50:43 What? No way, man.
909 00:50:45 We're talking aboutthe showtime Lakers.
910 00:50:48 Jack Nicholsonwould pay a grand a piece.
911 00:50:50 Do you know Jack Nicholson?
912 00:50:52 No. But I'm sure I could makea few phone calls.
913 00:50:55 Alright? I thinkhe'd be very interested.
914 00:50:58 - Okay.- Okay, what?
915 00:51:00 Make some calls.
916 00:51:02 If you can sell 'em, I'll wait.
917 00:51:07 Will somebody buy these?
918 00:51:08 - Mm-mm.- Please?
919 00:51:09 Two-fifty.
920 00:51:10 Kiss my ass, $250.
921 00:51:12 - Alright. Forget it then.- Forget you then.
922 00:51:14 Okay.
923 00:51:18 I'll give these ticketsto The Guy.
924 00:51:21 I'll say they're worth $500,more or less.
925 00:51:22 More. Definitely more.
926 00:51:24 But, okay, fine. Thank you.
927 00:51:26 You know it's not enough though.
928 00:51:29 What?
929 00:51:34 It's not enough.
930 00:51:36 - Those are courtside seats.- Right or left?
931 00:51:38 Under the basket.
932 00:51:39 Right...
933 00:51:41 or left?
934 00:51:44 Come on, Clint.Is this necessary?
935 00:51:46 You want me to choose?
936 00:51:47 Fuck it.
937 00:51:50 Ow!
938 00:51:51 - Ooh.- Fuck!
939 00:51:53 Ah, you're alright.
940 00:51:55 - Fucking A! Fuck!- This yours?
941 00:51:57 Fuck!
942 00:51:59 Yeah.
943 00:52:02 - You okay to drive? Yeah?- Yeah.
944 00:52:06 Well, fellas...
945 00:52:11 I'm officially retired.
946 00:52:12 - Yeah!- Good luck, homie.
947 00:52:14 * I need you girl *
948 00:52:15 * And I need you now *
949 00:52:28 What happened to the other guy?
950 00:52:30 What other guy?
951 00:52:31 The other dude who works here.
952 00:52:33 He was gonna tell me the bestunderdog movie of all time.
953 00:52:38 I'm the only one here today.
954 00:52:40 No, there was another guy.
955 00:52:42 A little older. Maybe the owner?
956 00:52:46 But you're the owner, sir.
957 00:52:49 You've always been the owner.
958 00:52:55 I'm just fucking with you.That was Hank.
959 00:52:57 He's hella intense, huh?
960 00:52:59 Oh, he's juston his lunch break, so...
961 00:53:31 Uh, your nose...
962 00:53:35 Here.
963 00:53:43 Go Warriors.
964 00:53:46 Credit to the Lakers.They just know how to win.
965 00:54:04 Aw!
966 00:54:06 You'll watch it with me?
967 00:54:08 Cost me 90 bucks,you bet your ass I'm gonna watch it with you.
968 00:54:11 - You bought this?- I ran the numbers, and I figured
969 00:54:14 we still come out aheadon late fees.
970 00:54:20 So?
971 00:54:25 You know what this is?
972 00:54:28 A fist of fury.
973 00:54:29 It was a fist of fury.
974 00:54:32 Now it's just a hand.
975 00:54:34 - So no more punching?- No more punching.
976 00:54:37 At least not for money.
977 00:54:38 Well, damn, baby,let's celebrate!
978 00:54:41 Okay, but before we go to Reno,can we stop at Cody's?
979 00:54:44 This new lady at work saidthat she has this Psytopics book.
980 00:54:48 She said it'll change my life.
981 00:54:51 You don't need a bookto change your life, baby.
982 00:55:07 Look at me.
983 00:55:12 You know who I am?
984 00:55:16 - No.- Look closer.
985 00:55:19 Subtract seven yearsfrom my face.
986 00:55:24 Now imagine,
987 00:55:27 I'm watching you kill my father.
988 00:55:35 It ends when The Guysays it ends!
989 00:55:42 Stop!
990 00:56:07 I'm sorry.
991 00:56:09 I'm not the same personthat did that to your father.
992 00:56:13 The thing is,
993 00:56:16 I don't care.
994 00:56:33 Don't watch it without me, okay?
995 00:56:41 No...
996 00:56:43 No, no, no, no.
997 00:56:45 No, no, no!
998 00:57:26 Hey, mister,you wanna buy a tape?
999 00:57:28 I made this East Baymix special for you.
1000 00:57:30 Nah, kid, uh...
1001 00:57:32 It's got Too $hort,and I know you like $hort.
1002 00:57:35 Richie Rich, Tower of Power.
1003 00:57:37 And if you don't likeall that rap stuff,
1004 00:57:38 it's got Slyand the Family Stone,
1005 00:57:40 The Pointer Sisters,
1006 00:57:41 Sheila E., The Grateful Dead,
1007 00:57:44 Operation Ivy, and Metallica,
1008 00:57:46 if you're a rock and roll guy.
1009 00:57:58 Trade you for these.
1010 00:58:03 Pleasure doing businesswith you.
1011 00:58:32 It's fucking awesome.
1012 00:58:36 - I love it, thank you.- Of course.
1013 00:58:40 Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
1014 00:58:42 Wait, you might wannaput that away.
1015 00:58:48 You're late.
1016 00:58:56 What's this?
1017 00:58:58 Your fee.
1018 00:59:01 It's light.
1019 00:59:04 It's a taste.
1020 00:59:07 Keep your taste,I want the entrée.
1021 00:59:11 We got one more job for you.
1022 00:59:13 - The Warrior thing.- The Warrior thing?
1023 00:59:15 The basketball guys.
1024 00:59:18 Can't talk about it here.
1025 00:59:25 Yesterday was the last,last job.
1026 00:59:30 I did it, I'm done.
1027 00:59:33 Fuck you.
1028 00:59:34 Okay, I do not have timefor this.
1029 00:59:36 You are 30 minutes late.
1030 00:59:38 I'm gonna make thisreal easy for you.
1031 00:59:40 You got two choices.
1032 00:59:42 You take that envelope,give it to The Guy,
1033 00:59:45 you pray he takes mercy on you,
1034 00:59:47 'cause that is nowhere nearyour debt.
1035 00:59:50 Might be enoughto buy you another day.
1036 00:59:52 How you pay tomorrow'sup to you.
1037 00:59:54 What's he gonna do?Make me break my own legs?
1038 00:59:56 You've seenthese younger guys in action.
1039 00:59:58 Cooper, Tuck.They truly do not give a fuck.
1040 01:00:01 They take a littletoo much joy in the work.
1041 01:00:05 A lot more than you ever did.
1042 01:00:07 And my second choice?
1043 01:00:09 Slide that envelopeback across the table,
1044 01:00:11 do one more job with meand my crew tonight.
1045 01:00:14 One more job.When's it ever end?
1046 01:00:16 It ends when The Guysays it ends.
1047 01:00:29 You forgot aboutdoor number three.
1048 01:00:31 There's no door number three.
1049 01:00:33 Door number three is...
1050 01:00:47 I see you in hellin a gasoline suit.
1051 01:00:52 Okay.
1052 01:00:55 Door number three it is.
1053 01:00:57 You know what this means, right?
1054 01:00:59 Everybody's on the table.
1055 01:01:01 You, your family,your fuckin' dog,
1056 01:01:03 The Guy's comingafter everybody.
1057 01:01:06 Well, I don't have a dog.
1058 01:01:10 And my parents diedwhen I was 15,
1059 01:01:14 and my pregnant wifewas murdered yesterday.
1060 01:01:25 The Guy wants me,he knows where to find me.
1061 01:01:28 But you may wanna warn him...
1062 01:01:33 I got nothing left.
1063 01:01:44 Pain, Clint.
1064 01:01:48 Maybe you don't mind dying,
1065 01:01:50 but he's gonna collecton that pain before you do.
1066 01:01:56 Good.
1067 01:01:58 I've caused a lot of peoplea lot of pain in this town.
1068 01:02:03 Maybe it's my turnto bleed a little.
1069 01:02:14 Can I see it?
1070 01:02:24 Who's it for?
1071 01:02:26 Nazis.
1072 01:02:32 Aim for the neck.
1073 01:02:58 * Ain't nothin' I can say *
1074 01:03:02 * Nothin' I can do *
1075 01:03:06 * I feel so bad, yeah *
1076 01:03:11 * I feel so blue *
1077 01:03:15 * Mmm *
1078 01:03:18 * I got to make it right *
1079 01:03:21 * For everyone concerned *
1080 01:03:27 * Even if it's me,if it means, just me *
1081 01:03:32 * Wants getting back *
1082 01:03:35 * 'Cause I can never... *
1083 01:03:38 * ...make you unhappy *
1084 01:03:41 Clint Flood?
1085 01:03:42 We need you to ID a suspect.
1086 01:03:44 * No, I couldn'tdo that, girl *
1087 01:03:47 * Only wishI didn't love you so... *
1088 01:03:51 For the Warriors in this Game 4,
1089 01:03:54 the backcourtwill be Sleepy Floyd and Chris Mullin...
1090 01:03:59 The underdog believeshe can do the impossible.
1091 01:04:03 Defeat the bully,
1092 01:04:07 sell enough mixtapesto get out of the hood,
1093 01:04:11 break enough bones to pay offhis father's debt.
1094 01:04:18 I'm done believing.
1095 01:04:23 I'm gonna die today.
1096 01:04:27 Most people gotheir whole lives not knowing when they're gonna die,
1097 01:04:30 fearing death.
1098 01:04:33 But I can say with certainty,
1099 01:04:38 this underdoghas seen his last day.
1100 01:04:44 I'm okay with it.
1101 01:04:49 My time has come.
1102 01:04:56 And that's okay.
1103 01:05:00 You hear what they foundin the kid's car?
1104 01:05:03 - What?- Psytopics Tape.
1105 01:05:05 Psytopics?They do the freaky commercials with the green eyes, right?
1106 01:05:46 Thanks.
1107 01:06:06 Yeah.
1108 01:06:15 Okay. I guessyou better tell him then.
1109 01:06:20 It's for you.
1110 01:06:27 - Hello?- Clint?
1111 01:06:29 Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale.
1112 01:06:31 I have good news, Clint.
1113 01:06:32 Your daughteris going to make it.
1114 01:06:34 She's in stable condition,she's responsive,
1115 01:06:37 she's very much alive.
1116 01:06:41 She's alive?
1117 01:06:42 Yes. Yes, goddammit,she's alive.
1118 01:06:46 It's a fuckin' miracle.
1119 01:06:47 Now get your assback to the hospital
1120 01:06:49 and meet your girl.You hear me?
1121 01:06:55 - Yeah.- Are you coming back?
1122 01:06:57 Yeah.
1123 01:07:02 I just have to do, uh...
1124 01:07:05 I just have to do one thing.
1125 01:07:16 Congratulations.
1126 01:07:20 Looks like you havesomething left after all.
1127 01:07:43 Number three,raise your head.
1128 01:07:49 Yeah, just keep looking.
1129 01:07:53 Take your time.We're not in a hurry.
1130 01:08:00 Number three.
1131 01:08:02 Step forward.
1132 01:08:53 He's right in front of you.
1133 01:08:59 It ain't him.
1134 01:09:06 Now, if you'll excuse me,gentlemen.
1135 01:09:09 I've gotta get my daughterfrom the hospital,
1136 01:09:12 and pick another day to die.
1137 01:09:33 Final chapter...
1138 01:10:08 Larry Smith,Rolling Fort, Mississippi.
1139 01:10:12 Eight points per game,but rebounds are his specialty.
1140 01:10:15 He scored 15 pointsin Game 3.
1141 01:10:18 Has no parents in town,
1142 01:10:20 but he's got a girlfriendsitting in his comped seats,
1143 01:10:22 row 12, section C.
1144 01:10:24 He had a childhood friendcome in town last night.
1145 01:10:27 Staying in some shittymotor lodge off Helgenberger.
1146 01:10:30 That's some friend.
1147 01:10:32 Chris Mullin, three-timeBig East Player of the Year.
1148 01:10:36 Guy's got a Gold Medalfrom the '84 Olympics,
1149 01:10:40 but it's a high-risk,low reward collectible
1150 01:10:43 from some guy nobody's heard of.
1151 01:10:45 - Mmm.- It's his second season,
1152 01:10:47 he already blewmost of his bonus on booze.
1153 01:10:50 He's a lush,and for what it's worth,
1154 01:10:53 he's the only white guyon the team.
1155 01:10:56 Okay, fine, leave himoff the list. Next.
1156 01:11:00 Purvis Short,
1157 01:11:01 Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
1158 01:11:03 What is it with this teamand all these Mississippi boys?
1159 01:11:06 Fun fact, he was the fifthoverall draft pick in 1978.
1160 01:11:11 You know who went sixth?
1161 01:11:12 Do I look likea basketball encyclopedia?
1162 01:11:14 Larry Bird.
1163 01:11:16 - Wow!- Larry Bird.
1164 01:11:18 Yeah, well, that is a fun fact.
1165 01:11:21 Why are these teams so afraidto pick a white man, huh?
1166 01:11:28 Excuse me. Hey, Troy!
1167 01:11:29 Yeah,meet me in the truck.
1168 01:11:31 Yeah, Dad?
1169 01:11:33 Now what are you boysup to tonight?
1170 01:11:36 Just gonna drive aroundand shit,
1171 01:11:37 maybe beat up some fags.
1172 01:11:39 Cool, and do you need anything?
1173 01:11:43 No.
1174 01:11:44 Are you sure?
1175 01:11:46 Yeah, alright.
1176 01:11:50 Thanks, Dad.
1177 01:11:51 Just fill her upwhen you're done, okay?
1178 01:11:57 Good kids, fine people.
1179 01:11:59 Please, go on.
1180 01:12:01 Uh, Purvis Short, they call himThe Rainbow Man because--
1181 01:12:05 'Cause he's a fag!
1182 01:12:08 Is that because he's a fag?
1183 01:12:14 Uh, he's got a unique arcto his jump shot.
1184 01:12:17 Okay, okay, okay, listen,I'm gonna stop you there, okay?
1185 01:12:20 Now, I respect your attentionto detail, I really do,
1186 01:12:23 but I'm gonna requestfrom here on out,
1187 01:12:26 no more fun facts.
1188 01:12:28 Because I don't need to know
1189 01:12:31 how many shots Terry Teagle madein high school in 1977,
1190 01:12:35 what Chris Washburn was smokingon draft night last year,
1191 01:12:39 or if Joe Barry Carroll'snickname is Joe Barely Cares,
1192 01:12:42 then so is mine.
1193 01:12:44 I only wanna know,A, where do they live?
1194 01:12:47 B, what's in their house?
1195 01:12:50 Is there anything worth taking?
1196 01:12:53 And C, will the house be empty
1197 01:12:57 on the night of the game?
1198 01:12:59 Now with all that in mind,please continue.
1199 01:13:05 Eric "Sleepy" Floyd.
1200 01:13:06 He's an All-Star point guardout of Georgetown.
1201 01:13:09 What did I just tell you?
1202 01:13:12 Uh, he lives alone.
1203 01:13:13 He's got a nice houseon Skyline Boulevard.
1204 01:13:17 His family's in townfrom North Carolina,
1205 01:13:21 sister, brother, and mother,they're all staying with him,
1206 01:13:24 and they all attendedthe last game,
1207 01:13:26 so there's no reason to believethey won't be there on Sunday.
1208 01:13:30 My source saysthat he's a collector of ancient Asian art.
1209 01:13:34 He has a hidden vaultin his house
1210 01:13:36 with some extremely rare,extremely valuable items.
1211 01:13:41 Well, well, well,how does he afford that?
1212 01:13:43 Well, he makes around200 grand per season, sir.
1213 01:13:47 Most players spend thison cars, coke, and pussy,
1214 01:13:50 but he spent hison a fine art collection at Christie's
1215 01:13:55 and I've got the auction logsto prove it.
1216 01:14:06 Good, add his name to the list.
1217 01:14:17 He's fine, he'll be in therefor hours sometimes,
1218 01:14:19 eyes closed,just clearing his head.
1219 01:14:20 There's five of them.
1220 01:14:22 So?
1221 01:14:24 So Ted saidthere would be three,
1222 01:14:27 sister, brother, and mother.
1223 01:14:29 So there's a sister, brother,mother, plus a sister and a brother, who cares?
1224 01:14:33 I just don't likewhen the intel's off.
1225 01:14:35 You wanna find a phone,call Ted?
1226 01:14:37 We're an hour from tip-off.
1227 01:14:39 He's already at Teagle's house.
1228 01:14:49 Well, what do you wanna do?
1229 01:14:55 Fuck it. Let's go.
1230 01:15:41 ...A.C. Greenand Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
1231 01:15:45 While these knuckleheads broke into Sleepy's house
1232 01:15:47 looking for his art collection,
1233 01:15:49 his girlfriend, mother,brother, sister,
1234 01:15:51 and college friendfrom Georgetown
1235 01:15:53 were settling in for Game 4over in East Oakland.
1236 01:15:56 Tickets! Who needs tickets?
1237 01:15:58 I got two seatsunder the basket.
1238 01:16:02 To nobody's surprise,
1239 01:16:04 the showtime Lakers dominatedthe first three games
1240 01:16:07 and showed no signsof slowing down early in this one.
1241 01:16:11 Just as this legendlet go of this beautiful skyhook over--
1242 01:16:14 These porn star,
1243 01:16:16 mustache-looking motherfuckerswere snatching up his girl's jewelry.
1244 01:16:20 By half-time,eight different crews
1245 01:16:23 were hitting upeight players' homes
1246 01:16:25 and I guess these catsdidn't get the memo not to fuck
1247 01:16:27 with Chris Mullin...
1248 01:16:29 ...'cause they tookhomeboy's shit too,
1249 01:16:31 including his 1984Olympic Gold Medal.
1250 01:16:35 And this piece of shitright here
1251 01:16:36 killed Terry Teagle'sregal beagle.
1252 01:16:40 And these dudes finally foundSleepy's secret vault.
1253 01:16:43 I found it!
1254 01:16:46 Michael Thompsonmeets Kareem underneath,
1255 01:16:48 Kareem with a skyhook!
1256 01:16:49 Great shot by Kareem,really nice pass.
1257 01:16:52 As expected,the Lakers continued to roll in the second half,
1258 01:16:56 building a 14-point leadafter three quarters.
1259 01:17:00 About this time,
1260 01:17:02 Sleepy's mom started feelinga little queasy,
1261 01:17:05 it wasn't serious, but...
1262 01:17:06 I shouldn't have hadthat second hot dog.
1263 01:17:08 You see,Sleepy's mom had recently experimented
1264 01:17:11 with becoming a vegetarian.
1265 01:17:12 In 1987, it proved difficultto sustain the practice
1266 01:17:16 in small town North Carolina.
1267 01:17:18 She had just reintroducedsmall doses of meat into her diet.
1268 01:17:22 And two Oakland-AlamedaCounty Coliseum hot dogs
1269 01:17:25 - were perhaps one too many.- It was good though.
1270 01:17:28 Sleepy's girlfriend,Andrea Harris,
1271 01:17:30 volunteered to escortSleepy's ill mother home.
1272 01:17:33 With the underdogs down 14,
1273 01:17:35 Sleepy's Georgetown roommate,Kelvin Quick,
1274 01:17:38 agreed to stay and return home
1275 01:17:39 with Sleepy and his sister,Renee, after the game.
1276 01:17:43 What happened nexthas been hotly debated over the years,
1277 01:17:46 but this is the taleas I know it to be.
1278 01:17:57 Oh, my God, guys!Sleepy Floyd, he is on fire!
1279 01:18:07 Do you still want meto fix you some tea?
1280 01:18:09 That'll be good.
1281 01:18:11 What is that smell?
1282 01:18:14 Smells like something's burning.
1283 01:18:20 Why is the TV on so loud?
1284 01:18:23 Who the fuck are you?
1285 01:18:25 Shut up and get on the floor!
1286 01:18:26 Get on the floor!
1287 01:18:30 Fuck, man, we gotta go.
1288 01:18:37 Welcome backto the Coliseum,
1289 01:18:39 where nothingis what as it seems tonight.
1290 01:18:41 Lakers with the basketball!Throw by-- Stolen by Floyd!
1291 01:18:44 He's in multiple placesat once!
1292 01:18:46 Sleepy puts the ballin the court...
1293 01:18:53 ...a layup. He scored!
1294 01:18:55 Unreal! He's unconscious!
1295 01:18:57 What a shot!Sleepy has 19 in the quarter,
1296 01:19:00 and I need to catch my breath!
1297 01:19:03 So do I, Greg.
1298 01:19:04 All I can say is,Sleepy Floyd's mom somewhere
1299 01:19:07 is mighty proudof her son tonight.
1300 01:19:27 Still highon his record-breaking fourth quarter,
1301 01:19:30 a record that still standsto this day,
1302 01:19:32 Sleepy and his crew decidedto hit up Giant Burger
1303 01:19:35 on MacArthur Boulevard.
1304 01:19:36 They ordered six quarter-poundgiant burgers
1305 01:19:39 and a veggie burger for Mom.
1306 01:19:41 While they waitedfor their order,
1307 01:19:42 other customersrecognized Sleepy
1308 01:19:45 and a minor riot ensued.
1309 01:19:49 Fun fact,I was there that night
1310 01:19:51 with the Danger Zone ladies,
1311 01:19:53 and I attempted to payfor Sleepy's order,
1312 01:19:55 but Sleepy wasn't having it.
1313 01:19:57 Instead, he paidfor everybody's burgers and shakes that night.
1314 01:20:26 Hey, hey,what happened? I live here.
1315 01:20:28 Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry.
1316 01:20:30 We can't let youin the house yet.
1317 01:20:31 Why? Yo, what's going on,is my family inside?
1318 01:20:34 There was a burglary.
1319 01:20:37 They attempted to drillinto your vault,
1320 01:20:39 but it appearsthey were interrupted before they got in.
1321 01:20:42 I'm very sorry to inform you...
1322 01:20:45 His brother was shot,
1323 01:20:47 but alive in a coma.
1324 01:20:49 His mother was alive,but fainted from the shock.
1325 01:20:53 His girlfriend, Andrea, though,
1326 01:20:55 dead on the scene.
1327 01:20:57 ...Andrea didn't make it.
1328 01:21:02 Hey, it's Chris Mullin.
1329 01:21:04 They hit us all,but nobody else got hurt.
1330 01:21:07 Can I talk to Sleepy?
1331 01:21:08 Hey, Chris,
1332 01:21:11 appreciate the call, but he--
1333 01:21:12 he's not readyto talk to anybody.
1334 01:21:15 I understand.Tell him we're all standing by.
1335 01:21:18 We're here for himwhenever he's ready.
1336 01:21:21 Thank you, Chris.
1337 01:21:31 Hey, we're all herefor you, man.
1338 01:21:34 Just let me knowwhen you wanna talk.
1339 01:21:39 Hello.
1340 01:21:41 I need to talkto Sleepy Floyd.
1341 01:21:44 - Who is this?- Never mind who I am,
1342 01:21:45 just put him on the phone.
1343 01:21:50 Look, I don't know who you are,but we just had a tragedy here.
1344 01:21:52 Okay? Sleepy's not talkingto anybody.
1345 01:21:54 I promise you,he'll wanna hear what I have to say.
1346 01:21:57 Hey, I already told you,now is not a good time.
1347 01:22:01 Call back later.
1348 01:22:07 - Who was that?- Uh, some chick said
1349 01:22:09 she has somethingto tell Sleepy. I don't know.
1350 01:22:13 Hmm.
1351 01:22:26 - Who's this?- Is this Sleepy Floyd?
1352 01:22:29 - Yeah.- Okay, listen to me.
1353 01:22:31 I know who killedyour girlfriend. -
1354 01:22:33 Turns out,these two punks overheard
1355 01:22:35 some freaky shitover in San Leandro
1356 01:22:37 earlier that day.
1357 01:22:39 We have one last job for you.
1358 01:22:41 - The Warrior thing.- The Warrior thing?
1359 01:22:43 The basketball guys.Can't talk about it here.
1360 01:22:46 They told Sleepyabout "the basketball guys" comment
1361 01:22:50 and how they followed this dudewhen he left the diner.
1362 01:22:52 I mean, we were justfucking around, you know,
1363 01:22:54 killing time with someBlue Velvet mystery-type shit.
1364 01:22:56 We didn't really think anythingwas gonna happen.
1365 01:22:58 But then we heard the news,and we thought you might wanna know.
1366 01:23:01 So they gave himthe address, where they followed him,
1367 01:23:03 before they hadto hop off quick
1368 01:23:04 and take care of some businessof their own.
1369 01:23:06 - They're here!- Shit, we gotta go.
1370 01:23:09 Sorry for your loss,
1371 01:23:10 Mr. Floyd.
1372 01:23:24 Thank you both for being here.
1373 01:23:28 I'm gonna go to sleep now.
1374 01:25:10 Whoo!
1375 01:25:43 What the fuck is this?
1376 01:26:00 You lost, boy?
1377 01:26:03 Man asked you a question, son.
1378 01:26:08 Now, I'm only gonnasay this once--
1379 01:27:13 You fall asleep back there?
1380 01:27:32 Hey,who the fuck are you?
1381 01:27:35 Fuck!
1382 01:28:22 Come on!
1383 01:30:32 Anyone else seeing this?
1384 01:30:43 Son of a bitch, that is nice.
1385 01:30:46 Life's funny sometimes.
1386 01:30:49 You realize, if she'd juststayed in her seat,
1387 01:30:51 and watched her man playthe best fucking game of his life, then...
1388 01:30:56 that'd be mine.
1389 01:31:00 And your old ladywould still be yours.
1390 01:31:20 Hey.
1391 01:31:23 Good game tonight.
1392 01:31:26 Sir.
1393 01:31:29 Floyd's out thereslicing people up with a sword.
1394 01:31:33 Can you repeat that?
1395 01:31:35 'Cause it sounded to melike you said
1396 01:31:37 someone's in my house
1397 01:31:40 and they're slicing people upwith a sword?
1398 01:31:42 Yes, sir, that's what I said.
1399 01:31:45 We've got that cleared up, good.
1400 01:31:48 - Who the fuck is Floyd?- The basketball player,
1401 01:31:50 Sleepy Floyd.
1402 01:31:53 - Of course.- I don't know how the fuck
1403 01:31:55 he found us so fast.
1404 01:31:57 Well, you killedthe man's family, Travis.
1405 01:31:59 You know what that means,don't you?
1406 01:32:02 That means
1407 01:32:04 you don't get to fucking decide
1408 01:32:08 when he comes for his revenge!
1409 01:32:12 You're on his timeline now.
1410 01:32:16 Yeah?
1411 01:32:26 Is he still alive?
1412 01:32:28 Tuck's crew busted him uppretty good in the van.
1413 01:32:33 Not for long.
1414 01:32:34 What about Floyd?
1415 01:32:36 Did you think about just goingand shooting him?
1416 01:32:39 Um, I dumped my piecein the bay, sir, just like you said.
1417 01:32:43 And from a legal standpoint,
1418 01:32:45 that was the right thing to do.
1419 01:32:54 So...
1420 01:32:57 Let's teach this clown how to juggle.
1421 01:33:01 Let's go.
1422 01:34:13 Hey, asshole.
1423 01:34:19 You ruined my party.
1424 01:34:23 Now tell me something.
1425 01:34:28 Did you do this all by yourself,
1426 01:34:31 or do you have Dopey and Sneezy
1427 01:34:35 hiding in a closet somewhere?
1428 01:34:37 Huh?
1429 01:34:41 Hey, Sleepy.
1430 01:34:44 Wake up and die.
1431 01:35:02 No... God.
1432 01:35:04 Oh, wait a second.I don't understand, oh, oh!
1433 01:35:21 Argh!
1434 01:36:36 Dad!
1435 01:36:58 Hey.
1436 01:37:04 What happened here?
1437 01:37:08 By the look of things,
1438 01:37:11 I'd say your daddy fuckedwith the wrong warrior.
1439 01:37:51 Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
1440 01:38:18 And... set.
1441 01:38:20 Background!
1442 01:38:22 Marker.
1443 01:38:23 Action!
1444 01:38:26 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
1445 01:38:28 I recently scored 29 pointsin a single quarter
1446 01:38:30 against the world champion,Los Angeles Lakers,
1447 01:38:33 an NBA record,
1448 01:38:34 and not everyonecan do what I did.
1449 01:38:35 After all, I am Superman.
1450 01:38:39 But if you put your mind to it,
1451 01:38:40 you can achieve your goals too.
1452 01:38:42 Join me this weekendat the Oakland Coliseum Annex
1453 01:38:45 for Sleepy's MindWide Awake seminar
1454 01:38:47 sponsored by PsytopicsLearning Center.
1455 01:38:50 At my workshop,we'll teach you how to practice
1456 01:38:52 mindfulness and relaxationunder stressful circumstances.
1457 01:38:55 Licensed Psytopics instructors
1458 01:38:57 will provide you the techniquesto go deep within your mind
1459 01:38:59 to defend yourselfagainst the inner,
1460 01:39:01 and outer demons in your life.
1461 01:39:03 And for those attendingthe advanced session on Sunday,
1462 01:39:06 you'll learn how to infiltrateand destroy your enemies
1463 01:39:08 from the comfortof your own mind.
1464 01:39:10 Trust me,you won't wanna miss Sunday.
1465 01:39:13 So join me this weekend,all ages are welcome.
1466 01:39:16 And if you're a racistNazi scumbag,
1467 01:39:18 you know who you are,
1468 01:39:20 we have a specialone-time-only free admission,
1469 01:39:22 because Sleepy's MindWide Awake Seminar...
1470 01:39:24 ...will blow your mind!
1471 01:39:46 * I know how it feels to expectto get a fair shake *
1472 01:39:49 * But they won'tlet you forget *
1473 01:39:50 * That you're the underdog *
1474 01:39:52 * And you've got to betwice as good *
1475 01:39:53 * Yeah, yeah *
1476 01:39:55 * Even if you're never right *
1477 01:39:56 * They get uptightwhen you get too bright *
1478 01:39:59 * Or you might startthinking too much *
1479 01:40:01 - * Yeah *- * Yeah, yeah *
1480 01:40:03 * I know how it feelswhen you know you're real *
1481 01:40:05 * But every other timeyou get up and get a raw deal *
1482 01:40:09 - * Yeah *- * Yeah, yeah *
1483 01:40:11 * Say I'm the underdog *
1484 01:40:14 * No I can handle itI'm the under
1485 01:40:16 * Underdog *
1486 01:40:20 - * I'm the under, yeah *- * Underdog *
1487 01:40:24 * Underdog *
1488 01:40:45 * Say, I know how it feelsto be played upon *
1489 01:40:48 * See you at the party *
1490 01:40:49 * But you're really,you're really all alone *
1491 01:40:52 * They justunderestimate me - * Yeah, yeah *
1492 01:40:54 * I know how it feelswhen you're feelin' down *
1493 01:40:56 * And you wannacome up *
1494 01:40:57 * But you realize *
1495 01:40:59 * You're in the wrongpart of town *
1496 01:41:00 - * Yeah *- * Yeah, yeah *
1497 01:41:03 * I know how it feelsto have to go along with *
1498 01:41:04 * People you don'teven know *
1499 01:41:06 * Simply becausethere happens *
1500 01:41:07 * To be a whole lotmore of them *
1501 01:41:09 - * Yeah *- * Yeah, yeah *
1502 01:41:10 * Say I'mthe underdog... *
1503 01:41:12 Late Night Video. Hey, Corky.
1504 01:41:15 Of course, we have it,
1505 01:41:17 Raiders of The Lost Ark,I've got five copies.
1506 01:41:20 Bring back the other oneand make sure you rewind it,
1507 01:41:22 'cause I'm gonna charge you.Yes, I am.
1508 01:41:24 Oh, you too.
1509 01:41:39 * What would it look like *
1510 01:41:41 * What would it look like *
1511 01:41:44 * What would it look likeif we were free from this *
1512 01:41:47 * Free from late-nightbus rides that reek of piss *
1513 01:41:50 * What would you doto get up out of this shit *
1514 01:41:52 * I'd run awayand I would never come back *
1515 01:41:54 - * I'm thinking... *- * What would it... *
1516 01:41:55 * ...be like without the setupsand letdowns *
1517 01:41:57 - * Chin up but chest out *- * To stand up but get down *
1518 01:42:00 * We gotta stay ready'cause they don't protect us *
1519 01:42:02 * These motherfuckersneed to respect us *
1520 01:42:04 * Here's the question *
1521 01:42:11 * What would it look like *
1522 01:42:14 * What would it,what would it *
1523 01:42:16 * What would it look like *
1524 01:42:19 * What would it,what would it *
1525 01:42:22 * What would that lifelook like *
1526 01:42:24 * What would that lifelook like *
1527 01:42:26 * What would it look like *
1528 01:42:29 * What would it,what would it *
1529 01:42:32 * What it look like,what it look like *
1530 01:42:35 * Tell me what it look like *
1531 01:42:37 * If we took flight,if we took flight *
1532 01:42:40 * Tell me what that look like *
1533 01:42:42 * It would look likewe move like *
1534 01:42:43 * The rules don't apply *
1535 01:42:45 * Feelings validatedand our tears run dry *
1536 01:42:47 * And when we speak the truth,they don't need the proof *
1537 01:42:49 * All the womenget a year's supply *
1538 01:42:51 * 'Til the end of our lives *
1539 01:42:53 * We can't take inwhat we're forced to do *
1540 01:42:55 * If we got half the credit,that of course would do *
1541 01:42:57 * What would that look like *
1542 01:42:59 * Shit, sis, what would thatlook like to you *
1543 01:43:02 * It would look like I wouldn'thave to fight so much *
1544 01:43:04 * Ice cold looks I'm feelinglike I'm not so tough *
1545 01:43:07 * But I'ma make it big'cause my mind's made up *
1546 01:43:09 * Baby girl,you ain't gotta give up *
1547 01:43:12 - * It looks like love *- * It looks like peace *
1548 01:43:14 - * It looks like you *- * And it looks like me *
1549 01:43:17 * We gonna show the worldwhat it look like *
1550 01:43:19 * We gonna show the worldwhat it looks like *
1551 01:43:22 * What would it look like *
1552 01:43:24 * What would it,what would it *
1553 01:43:27 * What would it look like *
1554 01:43:29 * What would it,what would it *
1555 01:43:32 * What would that lifelook like *
1556 01:43:34 * What would that lifelook like *
1557 01:43:36 * Tell me, what would that lifelook like *
1558 01:43:38 * What would it,what would it look like *
