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1 00:00:02 [dramatic music playing]
2 00:00:10 [lion roars]
3 00:00:16 [rock music playing]
4 00:00:51 [speaking in Albanian]
5 00:00:59 - [car beeps]- [speaking in Albanian]
6 00:01:03 [gunshots]
7 00:01:05 - [speaking in Albanian]- Shots fired, shots fired!
8 00:01:07 Repeat, we've got shots fired!
9 00:01:08 [speaking in Albanian]
10 00:01:10 [Dawes] Requesting backup.We had shots fired.
11 00:01:13 Jesus Christ. I think someone'sjust jumped the Albanians. Go.
12 00:01:19 [speaking in Albanian]
13 00:01:27 [speaking in Albanian]
14 00:01:31 [gunfire]
15 00:01:37 Where is my backup?
16 00:01:39 [police siren blaring]
17 00:01:40 [gunshot]
18 00:01:41 [grunts, gasps]
19 00:01:43 Oh! No, no, no, no, no!
20 00:01:48 [laughs]
21 00:01:50 [helicopter blades whirring]
22 00:01:58 [laughter]
23 00:02:01 [indistinct chatter]
24 00:02:03 [laughter]
25 00:02:06 Well, you know how it is.
26 00:02:08 [laughter]
27 00:02:10 That swag, just how I like it.
28 00:02:12 [laughter]
29 00:02:16 And I said, "Well, who?Me, or the mugs who shorted the stock?"
30 00:02:19 It's like please take stockof how shit you are.
31 00:02:22 [laughter]
32 00:02:23 Or like, uh...
33 00:02:29 stock, stoc--stock up
34 00:02:32 on, um, knowledge about the situation?
35 00:02:37 Just don't make mistakes. [laughs]
36 00:02:41 So, hang on, what did you dowhen they asked about day trading?
37 00:02:44 Oh. I said, "Oh, hmm, fuck off."
38 00:02:47 [laughter]
39 00:02:49 Hugh. Did you update that server?
40 00:02:53 Oh. Hmm... fuck off?
41 00:03:01 I mean, it wasn't sort of fuck offin a sort of nasty way,
42 00:03:04 just sort of fuck off joking.
43 00:03:06 Well, I can't say I quiteget the "joke" myself,
44 00:03:09 and this isn't the first time we'vehad to talk about your "soft skills."
45 00:03:12 - Look, Hugh. Keep in your lane, hmm?- [Hugh makes sound]
46 00:03:15 Stay on top of the Wi-Fiand stop trying to be part of the team.
47 00:03:20 Is your Wi-Fi okay?
48 00:03:21 - It's fine.- Okay.
49 00:03:23 - [interviewer] State your name.- Marlon Swift.
50 00:03:25 You had a chance to see the script?
51 00:03:27 Would it be okayif I went a bit off-piste?
52 00:03:29 I always find improv helps mefind the truth of a character.
53 00:03:34 Uh, yeah. Sure.
54 00:03:39 It's not hard...it's impossible, Jennifer.
55 00:03:44 Impossible to be in a bodythat won't give you what you want.
56 00:03:49 No. Don't, Jennifer. Please.
57 00:03:56 Don't you dare cry.
58 00:03:59 Don't you do that, Jen.
59 00:04:01 This isn't about you.I want you so much, but my body--
60 00:04:04 Sorry, I think--Marlon?Maybe just one on... script?
61 00:04:15 It's not hard... to stay hard
62 00:04:19 with "Rocket Power For Men."
63 00:04:23 [siren blaring]
64 00:04:24 I can't do this anymore, Terry.I want proper work.
65 00:04:26 Says the Pizza Knight.
66 00:04:28 [Marlon] I didn't spend three yearsof drama school
67 00:04:29 - to end up selling frozen dinners.- Fuck sake.
68 00:04:31 No more ads. Acting.Authentic, gritty characters.
69 00:04:33 I wanna plumb the depthsof the human condition.
70 00:04:36 [Terry] We've been down this road before.
71 00:04:38 Feedback's always the same, they don't buyyou as the intense guy who's seen horrors.
72 00:04:42 I'm an actor, I can be anything.
73 00:04:44 [Terry] You're from The Cotswolds,you're not Al Pacino.
74 00:04:47 Look, I've got something that's much moreyour wheelhouse: fresh in this morning,
75 00:04:50 - West End venue.- West End. Okay.
76 00:04:53 Character is an elven messenger
77 00:04:55 who directs kids to the toy storeof their dreams.
78 00:04:59 - Is this standing about with a sign?- In the West End.
79 00:05:02 I really thinkyou can bring something to this.
80 00:05:04 Only thing is, they need someoneto commit for the whole season.
81 00:05:08 [dramatic music playing]
82 00:05:28 - Can I use your toilet?- Sorry.
83 00:05:30 Toilets are only for paying customers.
84 00:05:32 - [Laura] Please. I'm desperate.- [Siena] I'm afraid it's a strict rule.
85 00:05:34 You'll have to get something.
86 00:05:36 Oh, fine, fine.
87 00:05:37 Uh, just do me a Celtic symbol.But be quick.
88 00:05:41 - [makes buzzing sound]- [crowd laughs]
89 00:05:45 [Kat] Nice! Great escalation.
90 00:05:47 See that was funnybecause they weren't trying to be funny.
91 00:05:50 They just committed to their charactersand rolled with it.
92 00:05:53 - Um, yup. Trish and Dave, you're up.- Oh.
93 00:05:59 Okay, okay. Scene title:"Customer Service." [claps]
94 00:06:05 How can I help you, sir?
95 00:06:06 I've got a rash.
96 00:06:08 - Oh. Well, lucky for you, I'm a doctor.- No, you're not. You're a plumber.
97 00:06:12 [Trish] A plum--No.
98 00:06:14 - No, I'm a doctor. I do doctoring--- Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
99 00:06:17 Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
100 00:06:18 If she says she's a doctor,she's a doctor. Right?
101 00:06:22 "Yes, and"? "Yes, and" always "yes, and,"and then build on it.
102 00:06:27 Never hang your partner out to dry.
103 00:06:29 See, improv is all aboutbeing in the moment,
104 00:06:32 even if the moment is completely insane.
105 00:06:36 Because when you're on that stage,there are no mistakes...
106 00:06:41 - Only opportunity.- [glass bottle topples]
107 00:06:43 Sorry, I'm so sorry.
108 00:06:45 No, it's okay. Are you here for class?Oh, that's great.
109 00:06:48 Let's get you to jump inwith Marlon.
110 00:06:52 Marlon?
111 00:06:54 I'm just working on my character.Maybe a war veteran.
112 00:06:58 Yeah, you don't know what the sceneis yet, Marlon. Come on.
113 00:07:01 - Yeah. Come on.- Okay. Um...
114 00:07:03 Just trust your gut.
115 00:07:05 - And when in doubt, "yes, and."- [all] "And."
116 00:07:09 Yes.
117 00:07:10 "And."
118 00:07:12 Oh, I was just saying "yes,"
119 00:07:15 but yes. And.
120 00:07:18 Yeah. You can just waittill the scene starts.
121 00:07:20 Okay. Scene title:"Bad Babysitter." [claps]
122 00:07:26 [inhales]
123 00:07:27 [exhales]
124 00:07:30 Uh, sorry I'm late.
125 00:07:32 I was just rememberingwhat happened over there.
126 00:07:36 Carnage.
127 00:07:39 So where's my boy?
128 00:07:40 Don't overthink it.
129 00:07:42 Uh, crikey...
130 00:07:43 Where's little Timmy?
131 00:07:44 - First thing that pops into your head.- I...really have no clue.
132 00:07:48 You lost my son?
133 00:07:50 - [laughter]- [applause]
134 00:07:55 - [laughs]- Thanks, Kat.
135 00:07:57 - See you next week.- Mm-hmm.
136 00:07:59 Hey, Kat. Did you get thatmy war vet was anti-vax?
137 00:08:03 Yeah.
138 00:08:05 Good.
139 00:08:07 Signed up to the restof the class, and...
140 00:08:13 sorry, just trying to improvisesomething around the word "class."
141 00:08:16 I wouldn't force it.
142 00:08:17 Right, right. Just relax. Oh, my--Christ!
143 00:08:20 - I'm so sorry.- Uh, no, it's fine. Leave it.
144 00:08:22 - Are you sure? Okay. Thank you.- Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
145 00:08:24 - No problem. I'll see you next week.- Okay.
146 00:08:27 Hey, Kat. Could we have some advice?
147 00:08:29 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
148 00:08:31 'Cause we've got some agentscoming to the showcase next week.
149 00:08:33 What? Wow, that was fast.
150 00:08:37 So, are there any questions we should ask?
151 00:08:40 Oh. Well, um, see, you could ask,
152 00:08:44 are they looking for a 39-year-old redheadwith an expiring work visa?
153 00:08:49 No, no, no, no, no.
154 00:08:50 I would ask how they're gonna handle itwhen the auditions dry up.
155 00:08:56 When you've been hustling for yearsand years and years,
156 00:08:58 and you've got nothing to show for itother than, uh, two lines
157 00:09:03 as "Sassy Barista" in a shitty sitcom.
158 00:09:05 I mean, that's the question, right?
159 00:09:09 Are they gonna stick aroundwhen things get fucking dark?
160 00:09:17 Thanks, Kat.
161 00:09:18 Yeah. Anytime.
162 00:09:21 [police siren blaring]
163 00:09:23 [dramatic music playing]
164 00:09:25 What the fuck?!
165 00:09:27 I mean, obviously,life is hell at the moment.
166 00:09:30 Since Paul and I sold the company,we're stuck having sex again.
167 00:09:34 - Hence this nightmare.- [laughter]
168 00:09:36 As if having baby number fourwasn't enough,
169 00:09:38 planning this one's hen-dohas been an absolute mindfuck.
170 00:09:41 God, nothing crazy, guys, please.
171 00:09:42 Oh, no, don't worry. Super chill vibe,budget's 500 each.
172 00:09:45 [chokes, coughs] Each?
173 00:09:47 Yeah, but that covers literally everythingexcept food and drink.
174 00:09:50 Where are we going, Dubai?
175 00:09:51 [laughter]
176 00:09:52 You are so funny, Kat.
177 00:09:54 Look, I'm not saying I'm getting marriedjust so we can see you again,
178 00:09:57 - but babes, it's been too long. Crazy.- Way too long.
179 00:10:00 And you all look so perfectand professional,
180 00:10:03 and just, um--and this place?
181 00:10:06 Remember our flat in Brixton?
182 00:10:08 [laughs] We were crazy.I do kind of miss those days.
183 00:10:11 Oh, I don't. Perma hangover.
184 00:10:13 [groans] Greasy takeaway at 5:00 AM.
185 00:10:15 You know, I still order from Zing Palace.
186 00:10:18 Why?
187 00:10:21 Oh, are you joking? Okay.
188 00:10:23 - Yeah.- [laughter]
189 00:10:25 Yeah. I mean, I do sometimes,but, you know. [chuckles]
190 00:10:32 How is it going with the comedy?
191 00:10:34 - Someone said that you're teaching?- You're a teacher?
192 00:10:38 - Oh, so good to give back.- Oh, no, no, no.
193 00:10:39 I'm not like, um, a teacher-teacher.
194 00:10:41 I'm just doing it for right now, you know?
195 00:10:43 You know, if you need money,we can always lend you.
196 00:10:46 - Oh, yes!- Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
197 00:10:49 I'm gonna be rewriting my solo show.
198 00:10:51 And, you know,if I get it produced, that is...
199 00:10:54 Babes... you're obviously crazy talented,
200 00:10:59 but it feels like it's been 10 yearsof rewriting this solo show
201 00:11:04 and we're just worried that the worldis never gonna see what we see.
202 00:11:15 Right.
203 00:11:16 Well, what I see is empty glasses!
204 00:11:20 [dramatic music playing]
205 00:11:26 [phone vibrates]
206 00:11:28 Terry?
207 00:11:29 So the Boner Pill guys tell meyou went full Daniel Day-Lewis.
208 00:11:33 Did they like it?
209 00:11:34 [Terry] Marlon, this actoryou're trying to be,
210 00:11:36 sorry, but you don't have it in you.
211 00:11:38 I think maybe it's time we parted ways.
212 00:11:46 Fuck... this.
213 00:11:50 Hugo... [clears throat]
214 00:11:51 - Oh, Sam, it's Hugh.- [Sam] A quick one, yeah?
215 00:11:54 Uh, I'm just heading out for a pintand I wondered if you're free.
216 00:11:57 Who, me? Yeah, I got--sure, yeah, of course.
217 00:12:00 Oh, sweet. Would you mindpopping over to my desk
218 00:12:02 and sorting out the tangled wiresand shit?
219 00:12:04 Cheers, mate. Thanks.
220 00:12:06 [dramatic music playing]
221 00:12:13 [man] Ladies and gentlemen,Kat Boyles.
222 00:12:16 [cheering and applause]
223 00:12:18 Thank you. Thank you,thank you so much, everyone.
224 00:12:21 Again, I'm Kat. I coach improv here,
225 00:12:23 which you can tell from how wellI moved that chair.
226 00:12:25 [laughter]
227 00:12:27 These guys have worked so hardover the last two weeks
228 00:12:29 and they are ready to rock,so shall we get them in?
229 00:12:33 - [man] Yeah!- [Kat] Come on in, everyone! [laughs]
230 00:12:36 [applause]
231 00:12:37 - [laughs]- [woman] Isn't it?
232 00:12:41 [man] Hey.
233 00:12:44 Done a great job with this lot.
234 00:12:48 - Thanks.- Listen, uh... [clears throat]
235 00:12:50 I don't know what your availabilities are,
236 00:12:53 but, um, I'm looking to workwith someone just like you.
237 00:12:58 Oh. Are you like an agent, producer, or...
238 00:13:04 Detective Sergeant.
239 00:13:08 It's a program the Methave been running for the last year.
240 00:13:11 Using improvisers for low-level stingsto bust counterfeiters,
241 00:13:15 unlicensed bookies,you know, that kind of thing.
242 00:13:18 - Why improvisers?- Crooks spot the police a mile off,
243 00:13:22 plus, we're not so good at thinkingon our feet. But you are.
244 00:13:27 In fact, I've been watching youfor a while now,
245 00:13:29 and I can see you're one of the best.
246 00:13:32 [laughs]
247 00:13:33 You'd have backup,so it's negligible risk.
248 00:13:36 So is this like a volunteer thing?
249 00:13:38 Two hundred quid a pop. Each.
250 00:13:42 Each?
251 00:13:43 Operatives work in threes.Your call who to bring in.
252 00:13:48 Think it over.
253 00:13:54 [audience laughs]
254 00:13:56 [Hugh] Well, this is the craziest safariI've ever been on!
255 00:13:59 Is this ride definitely safe?
256 00:14:01 [makes sound]Have no complaints. Just funerals.
257 00:14:04 [audience laughs]
258 00:14:05 Hey. So, I've got exciting news.
259 00:14:08 We know. Never thought it would happenliterally on the night.
260 00:14:12 - What? What happened?- [Laura] We got signed!
261 00:14:14 That's what you meant, right?
262 00:14:17 Yes. Yeah!
263 00:14:20 - She's taking us to Soho House!- [Laura] Thank you for everything, Kat.
264 00:14:23 - You are an amazing teacher.- [Siena] You're the best.
265 00:14:26 [laughs]
266 00:14:28 [sighs]
267 00:14:31 [quirky music playing]
268 00:14:46 Okay. So here's the deal.
269 00:14:48 Two hundred each,and we'd be doing a public service.
270 00:14:52 I dunno. I got into improv to helpmy character work, not the cops.
271 00:14:56 This is character work.
272 00:14:57 Well, I suppose...
273 00:15:00 we're sort of going undercover.
274 00:15:02 Well, we just go and buy something.
275 00:15:04 I could write a whole backstory.
276 00:15:06 [Kat] You could.
277 00:15:07 "Who is this guy?
278 00:15:09 Why is he buying fake handbags,what does he know?"
279 00:15:13 Uh-huh. Hugh? You in?
280 00:15:17 Oh, gosh. Police.
281 00:15:19 Gets your blood pumpingjust saying the word, doesn't it?
282 00:15:22 I don't know, it might be trickygetting time off work.
283 00:15:25 Dude. Can you imagine the storiesyou can tell at work
284 00:15:28 once you've done stings for the police?
285 00:15:34 What are we thinking for costume?
286 00:15:35 [dramatic music playing]
287 00:15:52 The fuck's that on your face?
288 00:15:55 Too much? Fine, I can take notes.
289 00:15:58 Right, super simple.
290 00:15:59 There's been a citywide uptick in the saleof counterfeit cigarettes.
291 00:16:04 Chock-full of all sorts of cheap nasties.Health crisis in the making.
292 00:16:09 We've got intel the shopdown the road is in on it.
293 00:16:13 Pay them a visit, askfor "something more affordable,"
294 00:16:17 that's the code-phrase,then buy a brick and leave.
295 00:16:21 So we each buy one? Or...
296 00:16:23 Oh, I forgot you're virgins.Point. Wing. Nest.
297 00:16:27 Point makes the order.
298 00:16:29 Wing browses nearby, there if needed.
299 00:16:31 Nest is in the doorway, on lookout.
300 00:16:34 Here. Take this.
301 00:16:36 Call me before entryso I can get them on tape.
302 00:16:39 Don't we need a wire?
303 00:16:41 You'll get them later with the snipersand proximity mines.
304 00:16:43 Fucking hell. Go on, fuck off.
305 00:16:46 [Kat sighs]
306 00:16:49 Okay. So this is just anotherround of improv, yes?
307 00:16:53 So remember the fundamentals. "Yes, and."
308 00:16:55 What character are you bringing in?
309 00:16:57 I don't think we needto bring in characters.
310 00:16:58 Maybe a single mom, desperate'cause she can't afford her Marlboro reds?
311 00:17:02 - Sure.- And I'm your brother.
312 00:17:03 - Right.- In-law.
313 00:17:05 A cobbler who got addictedto the shoe glue
314 00:17:07 and lost it all on the back streetsof Manchester.
315 00:17:09 - That got dark.- That's cobbling.
316 00:17:11 What about you, Hugh?Any accents up your sleeve?
317 00:17:14 - "Aye up y'fokin pillock!"- Jesus Christ.
318 00:17:16 - I think just leave it.- I'm--I agree.
319 00:17:17 - I'm sorry, it's just I'm nervous.- Listen, listen, don't, don't, don't.
320 00:17:20 Relax, relax, relax.Just follow my lead. Okay?
321 00:17:24 Title: "Easiest 200 quid ever." [claps]
322 00:17:29 [bell chimes]
323 00:17:55 [phone rings]
324 00:18:01 [sighs]
325 00:18:08 [sighs] It's freezing outside.
326 00:18:12 What can I get you?
327 00:18:13 You think this is cold?
328 00:18:17 Try winter in Manchester.
329 00:18:21 You can't resole a boot in subzero,let me tell you.
330 00:18:24 You know him?
331 00:18:29 Brother-in-law. Wish I didn't.
332 00:18:33 Can I get some smokes.
333 00:18:34 [Nico] Camel, Marlboro?
334 00:18:35 I'm looking for something more...
335 00:18:38 - [clatters]- Drat! Drat it! Drats.
336 00:18:40 Sorry, Kat. No, sorry, everyone.
337 00:18:42 What's going on, eh?You guys all together?
338 00:18:45 That a problem, lad?
339 00:18:47 [Kat] We're looking for something more...
340 00:18:51 affordable.
341 00:18:57 [Nico] Something more affordable.
342 00:19:04 Anything else?
343 00:19:07 Yes.
344 00:19:08 And something...
345 00:19:15 even more affordable.
346 00:19:17 [sighs]
347 00:19:19 [Nico] Something spicier, yeah?
348 00:19:21 A bit of weed?
349 00:19:23 We look like the sort of meltsthat get high on baby food?
350 00:19:26 What the fuck?
351 00:19:28 How do I know you're not coppers?
352 00:19:31 [whistles slowly]
353 00:19:35 [makes popping sound]
354 00:19:39 Call that strike one, eh? Ask againand I'll take your tongue out your head.
355 00:19:46 - You heard the man.- [Nico] How much you looking to spend?
356 00:19:49 - How much you got?- Buying to sell?
357 00:19:51 - Smarter than you look.- Let me make a call, yeah?
358 00:19:58 What the fuck are you doing?
359 00:19:59 It's not my fault,Hugh's the one who escalated it.
360 00:20:01 - They were slippery crisps!- Let's just buy the cigarettes and go.
361 00:20:04 And block the scene?That's not what you you taught us.
362 00:20:06 - He's coming. He's coming.- [Kat] Shit.
363 00:20:10 Not here.
364 00:20:11 Follow me, yeah.
365 00:20:15 [speaking in Greek]
366 00:20:18 Fucking idiots.
367 00:20:20 [tense music playing]
368 00:20:28 [man rapping in foreign language]
369 00:20:35 Pump the sounds, lad.
370 00:20:36 [volume increases]
371 00:20:57 Buying in bulk. I've cleared it with him.
372 00:21:01 Weapons in the box.
373 00:21:02 [man rapping in foreign language]
374 00:21:11 [phone beeping]
375 00:21:13 Oh, Jesus Christ.
376 00:21:17 - [man] All right. We're square. It's done.- [black-eyed man] Yeah.
377 00:21:19 [man] Yeah. Come on.Pull yourself together.
378 00:21:23 Good boy--good boy.
379 00:21:25 No doctors, yeah?
380 00:21:27 Buyers are here.
381 00:21:28 All right. Take him out of here.
382 00:21:41 Buyers, eh?
383 00:21:44 He looks like a fucking accountant.
384 00:21:47 He's our "in" to the city crowd.
385 00:21:49 Got his start in securities fraud
386 00:21:51 then pivoted to after-hours supplywhen regulators got wise.
387 00:21:54 First name terms with every CEO in London.
388 00:21:58 They call him "The Squire."
389 00:22:05 Good day, sir.
390 00:22:07 So, that's why he's dressedlike a fucking cunt?
391 00:22:11 Yeah, exactly.
392 00:22:14 The Yank?
393 00:22:15 - I had to get out of Chicago.- Oh. Too much heat?
394 00:22:18 Not enough.
395 00:22:20 [man] Oh.
396 00:22:21 Sick of the small time.
397 00:22:23 So, you're big timers?
398 00:22:25 - How come I've never heard of you?- Clients demand discretion.
399 00:22:28 [man] Oh.
400 00:22:30 We're only off-patch 'cause we hadsome bad shit that went down.
401 00:22:34 Few toffs snuffed it, who gives a fuck?
402 00:22:36 It's bad for business.
403 00:22:39 We need a new supply.
404 00:22:41 All right.
405 00:22:43 Small operation,
406 00:22:45 targeted market.
407 00:22:52 Name's Fly.
408 00:22:54 Bonnie.
409 00:22:56 I'm guessing you're the brains, Bonnie.
410 00:23:00 Roach. The muscle.
411 00:23:04 The Squire.
412 00:23:05 The...
413 00:23:08 squire.
414 00:23:12 Shosh.
415 00:23:24 Albanian hookup.
416 00:23:26 Got a good rate, if you follow,
417 00:23:29 so I need it gone.
418 00:23:31 Three bricks. Call it 50K?
419 00:23:35 It's legit. 70%.
420 00:23:40 Who's your nose?
421 00:23:44 Squire? Come on.
422 00:23:46 Um...
423 00:23:48 Come on. Have a seat.
424 00:23:58 - Go ahead.- Oh, I don't--I don't really do...
425 00:24:01 do the whole kind of key thing.
426 00:24:03 - All right.- Mm-hmm.
427 00:24:05 You want a proper line?
428 00:24:07 Um...
429 00:24:08 Little Lord Fauntleroy wantsa proper line.
430 00:24:11 - All right.- Sure.
431 00:24:15 Go on.
432 00:24:18 Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind.
433 00:24:22 Thank you.
434 00:24:28 Okay.
435 00:24:31 [snorts]
436 00:24:33 [grunts] Oh, shit.
437 00:24:37 Oh, my God.
438 00:24:39 Very nice--very nice. Yeah, good.
439 00:24:44 Happy days?
440 00:24:45 How do we know the rest ain't flour?
441 00:24:53 Go on.
442 00:25:03 [snorts]No, that's definitely not flour, is it?
443 00:25:08 That is cocaine. Yeah.
444 00:25:09 Yup.
445 00:25:10 Good to confirm.
446 00:25:12 That is cocaine.
447 00:25:16 Just one more.
448 00:25:17 - Mm-hmm.- Okay.
449 00:25:20 [snorts]
450 00:25:23 [grunts, exhales deeply]
451 00:25:26 - [rock music playing]- [door opens]
452 00:25:30 Skender...
453 00:25:32 good to see you again.
454 00:25:34 You take our coke?
455 00:25:35 Huh?
456 00:25:37 You take our fucking coke?
457 00:25:39 This is it?
458 00:25:42 Where is the rest, huh?
459 00:25:45 - Up his nose?- [yelps, panting]
460 00:25:50 That's our coke.
461 00:25:52 They didn't steal from you.
462 00:25:53 They're buying from us.
463 00:25:55 Let him go.
464 00:25:56 You're embarrassing yourself.
465 00:25:59 [grunts]
466 00:26:00 And who the fuck are you?
467 00:26:02 Skender, that's a bit disrespectful.
468 00:26:03 Boys, this is not my beef.
469 00:26:09 But if you're, uh, looking to buy,
470 00:26:13 your competition here just offered us 50.
471 00:26:15 So, do we have another bidder?
472 00:26:21 All right, 50's fair.
473 00:26:24 He ain't gonna raise.
474 00:26:28 I'll give you 60.
475 00:26:29 Call it 80 or fuck off.
476 00:26:33 What?
477 00:26:36 Do it.
478 00:26:38 Make me feel alive.
479 00:26:41 [Hugh] It is so good to feel alive,like really buzzing and light
480 00:26:43 and connected on the cellular level.'Cause like what is life?
481 00:26:46 Is time really linear, or in a way,we're just living through everything
482 00:26:49 that ever happened all at the same time?
483 00:26:50 Shut the fuck up!
484 00:26:57 [speaking in Albanian]
485 00:27:04 It's all there.
486 00:27:07 Fuck you, bitch.
487 00:27:17 [door closes]
488 00:27:20 - [laughs] Fucking hell.- [laughter]
489 00:27:27 You sold him back his own coke. [laughs]
490 00:27:32 You're fucking mad.
491 00:27:41 All right. Listen.
492 00:27:42 If your bad batch spookedyour customers,
493 00:27:44 there's work for you here.
494 00:27:46 I could do with people who can thinkon their feet, huh.
495 00:27:59 - Ow!- Whoo, that was real.
496 00:28:00 My heart's going haywire.
497 00:28:02 Fuck. What the fuck?
498 00:28:03 Guys. Guys. I'm so sorry.I think I'm actually gonna die.
499 00:28:07 Hey, hey, you were so good.
500 00:28:10 - No, no, you don't understand.- You've committed. It was inspiring.
501 00:28:12 - I don't do drugs.- Jesus Christ! What the fuck?
502 00:28:14 What the fuck?
503 00:28:17 [Billings] All you had to dowas buy the cigarettes.
504 00:28:20 But no, you come back bleeding, coked up,and covered in sick.
505 00:28:24 Fly could have killed you.
506 00:28:25 I'm really sorry.
507 00:28:30 But he didn't.
508 00:28:35 You have to go back in.
509 00:28:36 What?
510 00:28:37 You could infiltrate his crew.
511 00:28:40 Fly moves 10 mil a year.
512 00:28:42 If you get tabs on his next deal,my God,
513 00:28:46 that'll be huge for the Met.
514 00:28:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.We almost died.
515 00:28:51 - I think I still might.- I mean, we were pretty damn good.
516 00:28:53 Marlon, no fucking way.This is getting completely out of control.
517 00:28:56 Okay. Okay. Forget the police.
518 00:28:59 This could be huge for you.
519 00:29:02 "Improv comics take down criminal empire."
520 00:29:05 You heard of Donnie Brasco?Serpico? Yeah?
521 00:29:09 You'd be heroes.
522 00:29:12 How many rejections have you faced?
523 00:29:15 How many times have you been madeto feel like a nobody?
524 00:29:20 Today, I saw what you could do.
525 00:29:26 Don't you want the world to see?
526 00:29:31 [upbeat music playing]
527 00:29:36 [gunshot]
528 00:29:45 Penetrating Fly's gang takes youwell beyond the remit of this program.
529 00:29:50 You're going deep cover.
530 00:29:52 To all intents and purposes,
531 00:29:54 you are Bonnie,
532 00:29:56 Roach, and The Squire.
533 00:29:59 The only person who knowsyour real identities is me.
534 00:30:03 Now, the rules of undercover policingare simple.
535 00:30:06 Never break character. Say yes.
536 00:30:08 And always, always trust your partner.
537 00:30:11 Remember, we need infoon Fly's next supply deal.
538 00:30:17 I need to frisk ya.
539 00:30:18 - [Billings] So, trust your skills.- You need to fuck off.
540 00:30:21 [Billings] Trust each other.
541 00:30:23 - He stutter?- [Billings] And trust me,
542 00:30:25 you will be heroes.
543 00:30:31 Thank you.
544 00:30:40 Fly's back there.
545 00:30:47 A lady in need.
546 00:30:48 'Cause I need a man?
547 00:30:50 No. God, no.You are a fantastic, strong, uh, bull.
548 00:30:57 No, I just meant, uh, a lady in needof a--of a bigger challenge.
549 00:31:01 That's what I...
550 00:31:03 [indistinct chatter]
551 00:31:04 - Yeah.- [Marlon clears throat]
552 00:31:08 Ah, it's the city slickers.
553 00:31:12 Wondered if you'd show.
554 00:31:13 Yeah. We're gonna close up shopfor a while.
555 00:31:16 Lay low.
556 00:31:17 Well, there's nothing really doingright now.
557 00:31:21 But...
558 00:31:24 this prick owes me 20 grand.
559 00:31:28 I want you to go and shake him down.
560 00:31:33 Oh, Pinot noir, lovely drop.
561 00:31:35 Yeah, it's smooth,with a chocolate finish.
562 00:31:37 You're strange.
563 00:31:40 But also polite.
564 00:31:41 And well dressed.
565 00:31:43 You remind me of that movie.
566 00:31:45 Bond?
567 00:31:47 Paddington.
568 00:31:49 Yes.
569 00:31:50 Yeah. Uh, so we're going.
570 00:31:52 Um, for what it's worth,you're quite strange, too.
571 00:31:59 So, we don't actually do this?
572 00:32:01 [Billings] Of course, you do.
573 00:32:02 Pass the test, go deeper,gain Fly's trust.
574 00:32:05 I really don't like the sound of it,what if he's got a gun?
575 00:32:07 Mm. Maybe we should go in strapped.
576 00:32:09 "Strapped," Marlon?What are you talking about?
577 00:32:11 It's what Roach would say.Please don't pull me out of character.
578 00:32:14 Listen, this bozo's not gonna fuckwith Fly.
579 00:32:17 And I'm on standby in caseit goes south, but it won't.
580 00:32:20 Worst case, we've got The Squire.
581 00:32:22 That doesn't even mean anything.
582 00:32:23 [Billings] You're gonna be fine.Low risk, high reward.
583 00:32:26 Now, shut the fuck up and go.
584 00:32:30 [Hugh] What if he doesn't pay?
585 00:32:31 I'll make him. This fuck's crossed metoo many times.
586 00:32:34 Do you know him?Is he violent?
587 00:32:36 Just ignore him.He's being method.
588 00:32:38 I'm sorry. What happenedto "commit to your character"?
589 00:32:40 If things go sideways,just throw in a grenade.
590 00:32:43 - A grenade?- A curveball.
591 00:32:45 Something he won't see coming.
592 00:32:46 - [Hugh groans]- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen.
593 00:32:48 But most important is trustyour gut, remember?
594 00:32:51 Mm-hmm.
595 00:32:53 Right.
596 00:32:54 Time to get revengefor what happened in Milan.
597 00:33:00 It's this way.
598 00:33:03 Roach has no sense of direction.Interesting.
599 00:33:07 [microwave beeping]
600 00:33:22 Where's the fucking cash, Sagar?
601 00:33:24 Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy.
602 00:33:25 Give us the moneyand we leave you in peace.
603 00:33:27 Tell Fly I'm good for it.
604 00:33:29 Oh. So we're doing this the hard way?
605 00:33:32 You want The Squire?
606 00:33:33 Who's The Squire?
607 00:33:36 Um...
608 00:33:45 - [bottle clangs]- Sorry.
609 00:33:49 [groans]
610 00:33:51 What the fuck?
611 00:33:52 Hold him down. Take his dick out.
612 00:33:55 - [Sagar] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.- Hold him down.
613 00:33:57 - Take his fucking dick out!- Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.
614 00:34:01 I have it.
615 00:34:05 Where'd you think you're going?
616 00:34:07 The cash is in my gym bag.
617 00:34:11 Oh, yeah?
618 00:34:14 This gym bag?
619 00:34:16 Holy shit.
620 00:34:17 Were you gonna shank us, Sagar?
621 00:34:19 Youse lot need to calm down.
622 00:34:21 Hey, I ain't going nowhere.
623 00:34:23 But there's something you should know.
624 00:34:32 - [Marlon] Shit.- Fuck you, idiots.
625 00:34:36 Ooh.
626 00:34:38 Fuck.
627 00:34:45 Hey, maybe he's not dead.
628 00:34:48 - Sagar, Sagar, mate.- [Kat] He's definitely dead.
629 00:34:51 What the fuck did we do?
630 00:34:52 - No, no, no, no, no. Christ. No.- [siren wailing]
631 00:34:56 Come on. Let's get this cash back to Fly.
632 00:35:01 Marlon.
633 00:35:02 Need proof of death.
634 00:35:09 Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
635 00:35:16 Stay calm, these things happen.
636 00:35:18 No. Sorry, this has never happened to me.
637 00:35:20 That's what you signed up for.
638 00:35:21 We did not sign up to kill people.
639 00:35:23 He chose to run and we just--
640 00:35:25 Threatened to iron his dick?
641 00:35:27 - I told you not to escalate.- It's where the scene went.
642 00:35:29 It's not a scene anymore, Marlon.This is real.
643 00:35:32 [Billings] Exactly.
644 00:35:34 So, get your head straight,the lot of you.
645 00:35:36 'Cause otherwise you won't die on stage,you'll fucking die.
646 00:35:40 I'll clean things up this end.You go back to Fly,
647 00:35:43 take responsibility for the hit.
648 00:35:45 He'll trust you now.
649 00:35:46 Eyes on the prize, Bonnie.
650 00:35:50 That's not good for your sleep pattern.
651 00:35:53 We saw a man die, Hugh, pick your battles.
652 00:35:57 [siren wails]
653 00:35:59 What we got?
654 00:36:01 Hit-and-run. Unknown male.
655 00:36:08 He's not unknown.
656 00:36:10 I'm sorry I'm late.
657 00:36:11 Over or under?
658 00:36:13 Under, surely.
659 00:36:14 Yes. Okay. Hello.
660 00:36:19 Hi, uh, Inspector.
661 00:36:21 I'm Robin Beverly,
662 00:36:23 I'm your new deputy.
663 00:36:28 Just wait till City Hallget a load of this, huh?
664 00:36:29 What?
665 00:36:32 Uh, wait till City Hallget a load of this?
666 00:36:34 Just as in, "quite serious."
667 00:36:38 I mean, someone's dead, right?
668 00:36:40 Not just someone. The Iceman.
669 00:36:44 A notorious gangland assassinwho's had us chasing shadows for years.
670 00:36:47 "Chasing shadows."This is too wet to write on,
671 00:36:49 so that's actually--there's the culprit.
672 00:36:51 And then he gets mown downby some random drunk?
673 00:36:56 What aren't we seeing?
674 00:36:59 Jesus.
675 00:37:03 So, this is where you've been hiding.
676 00:37:09 He was chased by assailants.
677 00:37:17 Persuasive ones.
678 00:37:20 - Twisted.- [forensic examiner] Sir,
679 00:37:21 neighbors saw three figuresstanding over the body
680 00:37:24 taking pictures of it and talking to it.
681 00:37:28 Who are these psychos?
682 00:37:29 A redheaded woman,
683 00:37:30 a thug in an army jacket,
684 00:37:33 and a smartly dressed South Asian male.
685 00:37:37 No one in town would darego after The Iceman.
686 00:37:40 These guys are new.
687 00:37:43 These guys are different.
688 00:37:48 He wouldn't pay. He tried to run.
689 00:37:51 So, The Squire offered him a bottleof something nice and broken.
690 00:37:57 Hmm. You iced The Iceman.
691 00:37:59 - Who's that?- The Iceman?
692 00:38:02 Sagar was a hitman.
693 00:38:04 In his prime, he was one of the best.
694 00:38:07 I had to check you were the real deal.
695 00:38:09 And clearly you are.
696 00:38:11 That's your cut.
697 00:38:13 I'm glad we've got the foreplayout of the way.
698 00:38:16 So, you're giving us a when and wherefor the major league shit?
699 00:38:21 Maybe we should go work for the Albanians.
700 00:38:25 When the next shipment firms up,
701 00:38:28 you'll know about it.
702 00:38:30 Yeah. That all?
703 00:38:32 No.
704 00:38:37 It's my birthday,
705 00:38:38 so go and get cleaned up,
706 00:38:40 because tonight we're going fucking big.
707 00:38:42 [upbeat music playing]
708 00:38:46 Okay. Remember, these guys go hard.
709 00:38:51 So, don't try to match themdrink for drink.
710 00:38:52 Exactly. It's the pillsand lines they'll notice.
711 00:38:56 Let's hope it's not that kind of night.
712 00:38:57 ["We Are Your Friends"by Justice vs. Simian playing]
713 00:39:16 ♪ Because we are your friends ♪
714 00:39:20 ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
715 00:39:24 ♪ Well, come on ♪
716 00:39:32 ♪ Because we are your friends ♪
717 00:39:36 ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
718 00:39:39 ♪ Well, come on ♪
719 00:39:41 ♪ Well, come on, well, come on ♪
720 00:39:44 It's always onewho can't hold their drink.
721 00:39:47 And it's the fucking yank!
722 00:39:48 - Yeah, it is drama.- You're getting all silly.
723 00:39:51 - Kat?- Well, wait.
724 00:39:54 Harriet, hi. Shit. Oh, my. Hi.
725 00:39:58 Hello.
726 00:40:00 [Harriet] Are you--are you okay?
727 00:40:03 Yeah, I'm great.
728 00:40:04 I'm just--tonight I'm outwith some colleagues.
729 00:40:08 Thought you said you couldn't come tonightbecause you had an audition?
730 00:40:11 - Audition?- Yeah.
731 00:40:14 You know, the Iceman.
732 00:40:17 "The Iceman Cometh"? Eugene O'Neill?
733 00:40:19 - Oh, lovely.- Who are these birds?
734 00:40:22 Birds? Wow.
735 00:40:24 Um, they're just, you know,some random banker bitches.
736 00:40:28 - Huh?- Well, off you pop, girls.
737 00:40:30 - She's not selling tonight.- Kat, why don't you come with us?
738 00:40:34 The fuck do they keep saying Kat?
739 00:40:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
740 00:40:38 It's a nickname, Ket,like, you know, Ketamine.
741 00:40:41 You're doing Ketamine?
742 00:40:43 - Oh, my God.- No. No.
743 00:40:45 No. You should just--
744 00:40:47 you should just--you should go.
745 00:40:51 Kat, don't turn to drugs
746 00:40:54 just 'cause life hasn't turned outhow you hoped.
747 00:40:56 No one can make a living in comedy.
748 00:40:58 Oh, fuck off.
749 00:41:01 I'm actually doing somethingincredible right now.
750 00:41:07 Kat, this isn't a joke.These aren't our kind of people.
751 00:41:11 [all gasp]
752 00:41:12 She told you nice.
753 00:41:13 [Fly laughs]
754 00:41:17 Come on. We're going. Going.
755 00:41:20 [Fly] Fucking fiends.
756 00:41:21 [upbeat music playing]
757 00:41:26 Happy birthday, boss.
758 00:41:31 Right.
759 00:41:34 So how'd you get in the game anyway?
760 00:41:36 You?
761 00:41:39 I've got bodies buried in 15 states.
762 00:41:41 I don't really do backstory.
763 00:41:44 I do.
764 00:41:46 Oh, yeah? What's your story, Roach?
765 00:41:50 I've traveled, brother.
766 00:41:53 Ran away from my parents when I was five.
767 00:41:57 By the time acne was kicking in,I was a stable boy in Zurich.
768 00:42:03 That's where I grew entranced
769 00:42:05 by those beasts' ancient power.
770 00:42:09 They spoke to me.
771 00:42:11 I became their agent of destruction,
772 00:42:13 burning rival barns,spoiling their smithies.
773 00:42:17 By the time I'd learnedto palm an ace of spades,
774 00:42:20 well, Monte Carlocouldn't come quick enough.
775 00:42:27 Except it did.
776 00:42:29 But you sound like you're from the North?
777 00:42:32 Then I lived in Manchester for years.
778 00:42:37 If I didn't know you were the real deal,
779 00:42:40 I'd still think you were full of shit.
780 00:42:44 [all laugh]
781 00:42:49 What about you, Squire?
782 00:42:52 Well, I worked somewhere
783 00:42:55 where people treated me like shit.
784 00:42:58 Banker scum.
785 00:43:00 Yeah.
786 00:43:01 I guess I felt pretty alone.
787 00:43:04 Then I met these guys.
788 00:43:07 I decided to try something new,
789 00:43:09 something dangerous,
790 00:43:14 and now I'm not so alone.
791 00:43:18 How about you, Fly?
792 00:43:20 My old man was in the game.
793 00:43:22 Hmm.
794 00:43:23 He got shot by a copper.
795 00:43:26 My mom went with this right piece of shit.
796 00:43:29 Horrible bastard he was.
797 00:43:31 Proper bully.
798 00:43:32 I left home when I was 14.
799 00:43:35 I'd thought I'll makemy own way in the world
800 00:43:38 so my little girl never has to go throughall the shit that I had to.
801 00:43:43 You have a daughter?
802 00:43:45 Yeah.
803 00:43:46 She's in Portugal.
804 00:43:49 It's a different life.
805 00:43:50 It's like the beach after school
806 00:43:53 and fishing at the weekends.
807 00:43:55 You got the sunshine.
808 00:43:56 [Kat] Hmm.
809 00:43:59 I don't really like peopleknowing about her.
810 00:44:03 Then why'd you tell us?
811 00:44:07 [phone vibrates]
812 00:44:11 It's Metcalfe.
813 00:44:13 [Marlon] Metcalfe?
814 00:44:14 Who's Metcalfe?
815 00:44:16 The boss.
816 00:44:17 He wants to talk.
817 00:44:19 With all of us.
818 00:44:22 Let's get cleaned up.
819 00:44:23 [intense music playing]
820 00:44:51 [man] No!
821 00:44:53 No! [grunting]
822 00:44:55 When we get in there, don't talk to him.
823 00:45:00 You don't even look at him, all right?
824 00:45:07 [door opens]
825 00:45:11 ♪ Jenga, Jenga, Jenga, Jenga ♪
826 00:45:17 What a wonderful game, eh?
827 00:45:20 A minute to learn,
828 00:45:22 a lifetime to master.
829 00:45:24 And tell me,how many other games are suitable
830 00:45:27 for teaching important truthsabout the human condition?
831 00:45:31 Order is delicate.
832 00:45:36 Come on, Fly. Your turn.
833 00:45:45 Just remember, slightest miscalculation
834 00:45:50 and everything you've built
835 00:45:52 comes tumbling down.
836 00:46:02 Another one.
837 00:46:05 I heard you pinched from the Albanians.
838 00:46:08 And then with the helpof the three stooges here,
839 00:46:11 you sold it back to them?
840 00:46:13 Bit of a result actually.
841 00:46:14 No.
842 00:46:16 Until they ran it through their labsand found out it was theirs.
843 00:46:20 Miscalculation, Fly.
844 00:46:23 - How'd you know?- They told me.
845 00:46:26 I'm in business with them.
846 00:46:28 - You made peace with the Albanians?- Mm-hmm.
847 00:46:31 Another one.
848 00:46:33 I was brokering a dealto make them my exclusive coke people,
849 00:46:37 triple my supply.
850 00:46:38 But suddenly my phone callsare not being answered.
851 00:46:41 And I found out it's because of youse,
852 00:46:44 youse, and youse.
853 00:46:51 Who the fuck are they?
854 00:46:53 They're legit.
855 00:46:55 They did in the Iceman.
856 00:46:56 Oh, a pensioner who could barely dohis own shoelaces.
857 00:47:00 Whoopty fucking do.
858 00:47:02 All right. Look, I fucked up, right?
859 00:47:05 I'll talk to the Albanians.
860 00:47:07 That'd be a short conversation, Fly,'cause they want you dead.
861 00:47:10 I'll talk to them.
862 00:47:13 But just in caseI'm not as charming as I used to be,
863 00:47:17 you'll find me a new supply.
864 00:47:20 [door opens]
865 00:47:29 What, you never seen a rat before?
866 00:47:31 [upbeat music playing]
867 00:47:35 Pull us out. We're done.
868 00:47:36 I need a gun.
869 00:47:37 Listen, you got deeper in two daysthan we've managed in two years.
870 00:47:41 - You can't quit now.- Metcalfe's fucking insane.
871 00:47:44 He just killed someoneright in front of us.
872 00:47:47 - Tell him I need a gun.- [Billings] I'm escalating this end.
873 00:47:49 Full tactical unit on standby.
874 00:47:51 This is gonna be even biggerthan we imagined.
875 00:47:53 - No.- Stay in.
876 00:48:02 [Beverly] Sir?
877 00:48:04 You're gonna wanna take a look at this.
878 00:48:09 [chuckles] Sorry. I just always wantedto say that, so--
879 00:48:12 Oh, God. What a hoot.
880 00:48:14 Which department did you come from?
881 00:48:16 Waterways.
882 00:48:18 Yeah, rivers, streams.
883 00:48:21 That's a hell of a promotion.
884 00:48:22 Is your dad the commissioner or something?
885 00:48:24 [chuckles] No. Um, it's my uncle.
886 00:48:31 It's from Surveillance.
887 00:48:32 [Dawes] What have we got here?
888 00:48:34 Hello, Skender.
889 00:48:36 - Baddie?- He killed my last partner.
890 00:48:38 Baddie.
891 00:48:39 Goes into Fly's.
892 00:48:41 Comes out in one piece.
893 00:48:46 So does Fly.
894 00:48:50 It was a sit-down. That makes no sense.They hate each other.
895 00:48:53 Nobody could make them--
896 00:48:54 [intense music playing]
897 00:48:56 Oh, shit.
898 00:49:00 [exhales]
899 00:49:06 Are they in charge?
900 00:49:10 They execute the Icemanto make a statement.
901 00:49:12 Then broker a deal between two rivalsto let everyone know
902 00:49:15 - that they're the new--- Top boy.
903 00:49:19 Yeah, and girl.
904 00:49:22 - And another boy.- I understood what you meant.
905 00:49:23 - Yes. Yeah.- These guys are not just guns for hire.
906 00:49:28 They're pulling the strings.
907 00:49:30 [intense music playing]
908 00:49:38 Right.
909 00:49:40 Metcalfe wants a new supply.
910 00:49:42 Someone we know Stratford way'shad a shipment come in.
911 00:49:44 - K-Lash?- Yeah.
912 00:49:46 What's the deal with K-Lash?
913 00:49:48 Well, let's just say we have history.
914 00:49:51 So you're gonna do the deal.
915 00:49:53 You have a little taste.
916 00:49:54 If it's good, you buy the lot, all right?
917 00:49:58 Shosh will drop you.
918 00:50:04 Are we sure this is it?Where are street signs?
919 00:50:07 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is that?
920 00:50:09 If things go sideways, throw in a grenade.
921 00:50:12 Not a literal grenade.
922 00:50:14 Out here, what's the difference?
923 00:50:16 Hey. Are you good?
924 00:50:20 Look at me.
925 00:50:24 Are you good?
926 00:50:25 Yeah, Bonnie. I'm good.
927 00:50:27 Easiest drug deal ever.
928 00:50:29 ♪ No gyal can tell me'bout my mother ♪
929 00:50:32 ♪ 16 shot, we go longerthan a ladder ♪
930 00:50:34 ♪ Dem nuh fi talkbout the real don dada ♪
931 00:50:37 Yo, K?
932 00:50:38 ♪ Put body inna pot dema bun like grabba ♪
933 00:50:39 ♪ No boy can diss me or my mother ♪
934 00:50:43 What?
935 00:50:45 We're buyers.
936 00:50:47 You want food, yeah?
937 00:50:49 No food. Drugs.
938 00:50:51 [laughter]
939 00:50:53 How much you want?
940 00:50:54 Are we talking Colombian? Bolivian?
941 00:50:57 French?
942 00:50:59 Did you say French?
943 00:51:01 Nitro, innit?
944 00:51:02 - Nitro?- Nangs.
945 00:51:10 - Laughing gas.- No, no.
946 00:51:13 - We need coke.- We ain't got no coke. Just nangs.
947 00:51:16 Oi, buy the gear or fuck off.
948 00:51:18 Is that even illegal?
949 00:51:19 Not to possess. Just to supply.
950 00:51:21 Ozzy, these dickheads are chattinglike feds. Are you lot feds?
951 00:51:24 Would a fed have this?
952 00:51:25 [indistinct chatter]
953 00:51:26 What are you sayin'?
954 00:51:29 What are you sayin'?
955 00:51:34 I'm saying we're here for class As,not party balloons.
956 00:51:38 So unless you've gotsomething serious to share,
957 00:51:39 we'll leave you pricksto your fucking sleepover.
958 00:51:42 [both gasp]
959 00:51:47 [K-Lash] What you sayin' now?
960 00:51:50 Hmm?
961 00:51:52 What are you saying now?
962 00:51:54 Here's what I'm saying now.
963 00:51:58 Roach.
964 00:51:59 Roach, fucking chill.
965 00:52:03 It's a fucking grenade, guys.
966 00:52:12 [squeaky toy sound]
967 00:52:18 - [squeaks]- [laughs]
968 00:52:23 Oh, mate.
969 00:52:25 Okay. Run!
970 00:52:27 [indistinct screaming]
971 00:52:44 It's locked.
972 00:52:46 [Hugh screaming]
973 00:52:49 I can't hold them. Go!
974 00:53:00 Are you lost?
975 00:53:02 What the hell?
976 00:53:08 They're coming! They're coming!
977 00:53:09 - They're coming!- Go, go, go, go, go!
978 00:53:10 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
979 00:53:15 [indistinct screaming]
980 00:53:28 Oh, shit!
981 00:53:31 What the fuck?
982 00:53:32 How did this pass Building Control?
983 00:53:34 - I always knew it would end like this.- Okay. Okay. You got us.
984 00:53:35 Don't shank me. Don't shank her.Just don't shank any of us.
985 00:53:37 - Just stop it.- Shh.
986 00:53:46 - We're done, yeah?- [door opens]
987 00:53:48 Police! Hit the ground!
988 00:53:50 [indistinct chatter]
989 00:53:58 Finally.
990 00:53:59 Where's the coke, huh?
991 00:54:05 Nangs?
992 00:54:06 We need help. Marlon's cut.
993 00:54:09 - Stay still. Stay still.- Leave it. Leave it.
994 00:54:10 It only scars if you let it bleed.
995 00:54:12 What the fuck's this?
996 00:54:15 Where is the money?
997 00:54:16 It's here. Jesus Christ.
998 00:54:20 That's it?
999 00:54:23 I thought this was big.
1000 00:54:25 It was just a taste.
1001 00:54:26 Oh, fuckin' hell.
1002 00:54:30 Wait.
1003 00:54:34 Where's the tactical unit?
1004 00:54:36 Uh, it's complicated.
1005 00:54:37 Now, get out of here.I've got to clean this lot up.
1006 00:54:41 No, no, no, no, no.
1007 00:54:43 We're not putting our liveson the line for a dirty cop.
1008 00:54:50 Oh. You want out, do you?
1009 00:54:54 Go back to comedylike there's no dead body in the morgue?
1010 00:54:58 You killed a man.
1011 00:55:00 Working for you.
1012 00:55:02 They don't know that. You're deep cover.
1013 00:55:04 As far as they're concerned,you work for Fly.
1014 00:55:08 [laughs] Fucking idiots.
1015 00:55:10 And I sent you back into pay for my retirement.
1016 00:55:14 And I chose actors
1017 00:55:16 because you're the only onesdesperate enough to say yes.
1018 00:55:21 So until I see a real payday,
1019 00:55:24 you're staying in.
1020 00:55:26 - Fuck off!- You got no choice.
1021 00:55:29 All the files that ID you
1022 00:55:31 as legitimate molesare encrypted right here.
1023 00:55:36 Go ahead. Take it.
1024 00:55:39 Yeah. [chuckles]
1025 00:55:42 So we understand each other.
1026 00:55:44 I'm getting what I need,
1027 00:55:46 and until then if I say "jump,"you say "how--"
1028 00:55:50 [gunshot]
1029 00:55:51 [Kat gasps]
1030 00:56:05 Fucking cops.
1031 00:56:13 Let's get him out of here.
1032 00:56:16 Fucking laughing gas?
1033 00:56:20 I had bad intel.
1034 00:56:21 Unlike the piggie wiggie herewho somehow knew to be there.
1035 00:56:24 I think he was tipped.
1036 00:56:27 That's why I went in.
1037 00:56:28 I saw his car outside the club last week.
1038 00:56:33 Someone's flipped.
1039 00:56:34 Ooh.
1040 00:56:36 Hunting season.
1041 00:56:42 The Glorious 12th for Grouse,
1042 00:56:44 and the Partridge in September,and Pheasants in October,
1043 00:56:47 and it's any fucking timefor rats, right, Fly?
1044 00:56:53 Right.
1045 00:56:55 You know what they say?
1046 00:56:57 Longer the tail, louder the squeak.
1047 00:57:01 What you gotta say for yourself,young man?
1048 00:57:05 I've got something swingingbetween my legs
1049 00:57:09 but it ain't no tail.
1050 00:57:13 And you, young lady, huh?
1051 00:57:15 Obviously, the brains of the outfit.
1052 00:57:21 Charming.
1053 00:57:24 And you, wee man?
1054 00:57:28 Looking forwardto your next bit of cheese, huh?
1055 00:57:31 It's actually an urban myththat rats like cheese.
1056 00:57:33 Mice do, but rats are actually omnivores.
1057 00:57:36 But you got the fucking mouth for it, eh?
1058 00:57:39 [Fly] Stop.
1059 00:57:41 My guys almost died in there.
1060 00:57:43 It's not them.
1061 00:57:44 Then who's been squeaking to this one, eh?
1062 00:57:47 You dirty piece of--oh.
1063 00:57:53 Hello.
1064 00:57:55 Oh.
1065 00:57:58 [camera shutter clicks]
1066 00:58:05 He only ever called one number.
1067 00:58:10 Phones out.
1068 00:58:19 Now, who have you been talking to,piggie wiggie?
1069 00:58:24 [automated voice] It has not been possibleto connect your call.
1070 00:58:27 It has not been possibleto connect your call.
1071 00:58:36 I'll find the rat.
1072 00:58:39 Meantime, chop him.
1073 00:58:51 Okay. I'll incinerate the clothes.
1074 00:58:53 You hack. I'll help you dump.
1075 00:58:55 I'll meet youat Rainham Marshes in an hour.
1076 00:58:57 You okay to jack the ride?
1077 00:58:59 Of course.
1078 00:59:01 Do you need a caddick?
1079 00:59:04 Yeah. Yes, if you got one.
1080 00:59:08 [inaudible dialogue]
1081 00:59:11 Oh, yeah.
1082 00:59:13 Good old caddick.
1083 00:59:15 - Thank you very much.- That one is weighted for me.
1084 00:59:19 Do you want a lighter one?
1085 00:59:20 Um...
1086 00:59:26 No. I think that should be--should be fab.
1087 00:59:29 - Do you wanna check?- Check?
1088 00:59:32 On... on the body?
1089 00:59:34 [clears throat]
1090 00:59:42 Just checking the proportions.
1091 00:59:45 You all right?That's how you use a caddick?
1092 00:59:47 Yeah, it's a house--a house style.
1093 00:59:49 [Shosh makes sound]
1094 00:59:51 Bye.
1095 00:59:54 I can't do this. I can't do this.
1096 00:59:56 - I cannot do this.- Okay. Just stay calm.
1097 00:59:58 I should have never done any of this.I should have never listened to you!
1098 01:00:00 Keep your voice down.
1099 01:00:01 Or followed this psycho into a drug dealwaving a knife about
1100 01:00:03 - thinking he's fucking Robert De Niro.- Bob's an incredible actor.
1101 01:00:06 - You're a liability!- I had to go all in, Hugh.
1102 01:00:08 Or what? Someone would get hurt?
1103 01:00:10 All I wanted to dowas learn some people skills.
1104 01:00:12 - I didn't wanna put a spike in a body.- So it's my acting? Right.
1105 01:00:15 'Cause it's really convincingwhen you start talking about
1106 01:00:18 - French cocaine!- Will you both shut the fuck up!
1107 01:00:22 We need the evidenceon the phone, okay?
1108 01:00:24 Until then, we...play along.
1109 01:00:27 - I can't. I can't anymore.- Well, you've got to.
1110 01:00:30 You have got to 'causethey are sniffing for rats
1111 01:00:33 and if we stop now, we're dead.
1112 01:00:35 So, someone needs to...
1113 01:00:40 chop this body up.
1114 01:00:42 [intense music playing]
1115 01:00:59 [chainsaw buzzes]
1116 01:01:02 Let's see De Niro do this.
1117 01:01:10 [Dawes] Yes.
1118 01:01:12 - Yes, yes, yes, yes.- Was the printer not working before?
1119 01:01:15 Officer at the K-Lash sceneconfirm a homicide,
1120 01:01:17 and they found printsthat match those
1121 01:01:20 at the Iceman's flat,our trio were there.
1122 01:01:22 - Forensics coming good for once, huh?- Our team is world class, man.
1123 01:01:26 - Oh, really?- I think just generally stop saying--
1124 01:01:28 Saying stuff like that.Yes, I know what you mean.
1125 01:01:30 In fact, the lab worked overtimeand got us a positive ID on the splatter.
1126 01:01:33 - Sorry.- He was one of our own.
1127 01:01:35 Poor guy is only one year awayfrom retirement.
1128 01:01:37 - Always the way.- You said you'd stop.
1129 01:01:39 That's the last one.
1130 01:01:40 These guys killed a police officer,they are going down.
1131 01:01:43 Now, we just need to findthese cold-hearted fuckers.
1132 01:01:47 Oh, finally.
1133 01:01:51 Which bit next?
1134 01:01:53 [Kat] Oh, no.
1135 01:01:56 - Shit.- [phone chimes]
1136 01:01:59 Shit, shit.
1137 01:02:00 - [phone rings]- [chainsaw buzzing]
1138 01:02:02 - [Harriet] Kat, you're alive.- Yeah.
1139 01:02:05 Hey. Hey. Don't call the cops.
1140 01:02:07 So, you're okay?
1141 01:02:12 I'm great.
1142 01:02:13 Is that--sounds like sawing?
1143 01:02:17 Yeah, just doing some, um, woodworking.
1144 01:02:20 Well, tools down, babes,
1145 01:02:22 'cause me and the girlswanna make up with you.
1146 01:02:25 Dinner at mine?
1147 01:02:27 Yeah, sounds great.
1148 01:02:29 - Uh--- Spot of Din Dins?
1149 01:02:30 I gotta, uh, run some errands.
1150 01:02:34 Uh, so maybe later?Don't call the cops is the main thing.
1151 01:02:38 You shouldn't waste police time.
1152 01:02:40 Okay, love you.
1153 01:02:41 - Okay, bye.- Bye.
1154 01:02:44 Done.
1155 01:02:45 Now, how the fuck can we jack a ride?
1156 01:02:49 There's one little trick I've used before.
1157 01:02:53 I was thinking more of a car,
1158 01:02:55 - to be honest.- Is it really jacking if you pay for it?
1159 01:02:58 Well, I used the company card,so it still feels a bit naughty.
1160 01:03:01 [Beverly]Hmm, surveillance aren't so bad after all.
1161 01:03:04 That is our guys.
1162 01:03:06 Let's give them a chanceto do this the easy way.
1163 01:03:08 [sirens wailing]
1164 01:03:10 - Shit.- Go, go, go!
1165 01:03:12 Oh, they're doing it the hard way.
1166 01:03:16 Stop!It's the police!
1167 01:03:18 As in you stop!
1168 01:03:20 We're the police.Obviously not "stop the police."
1169 01:03:24 Follow me.
1170 01:03:28 And we've lost one of them.
1171 01:03:30 We've got runners.Hot on their tails.
1172 01:03:32 - That's not plugged in.- Fine.
1173 01:03:38 Fuck.
1174 01:03:42 Split up.
1175 01:03:45 All right, you follow the little guy,I'll take this one.
1176 01:03:48 Belt. Fucking safety belt.
1177 01:03:50 Get out, get out, get out.
1178 01:03:52 Go.
1179 01:03:54 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1180 01:03:55 - Come back now.- Shit, fuck!
1181 01:03:59 Stop, stop cycling.
1182 01:04:06 [car horn honking]
1183 01:04:08 Go back. Go back.
1184 01:04:09 Reverse! Reverse!What do you think the blue lights are?
1185 01:04:13 You think I'm an ice cream van?Fucking reverse!
1186 01:04:15 - [car horn honks]- All right, no, you win.
1187 01:04:18 You win. Jesus Christ.
1188 01:04:21 Go on then. Away you go.
1189 01:04:23 Fill your boots.It's only a fucking police chase.
1190 01:04:25 Get back in here.
1191 01:04:29 I got you now.
1192 01:04:33 What the fuck?
1193 01:04:34 Ow, ow, oh.
1194 01:04:39 - I'm good.- You okay?
1195 01:04:41 I'm okay.
1196 01:04:42 Yup, get out of the way then.
1197 01:04:44 He went that way.He's faster than he looks.
1198 01:04:55 [exhales]
1199 01:04:57 - [sirens wailing]- [Hugh making sounds]
1200 01:05:04 Oh, fuck!
1201 01:05:08 Sorry!
1202 01:05:14 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1203 01:05:20 For fuck's sake!
1204 01:05:29 Damn, this guy's good.
1205 01:05:36 [grunting]
1206 01:05:42 [phone dings]
1207 01:05:49 [phone chimes]
1208 01:05:50 [Kat grunts]
1209 01:05:54 [Hugh coughs]
1210 01:05:59 Jesus.What happened?
1211 01:06:01 It's hard to explain.
1212 01:06:03 You fell in the canal?
1213 01:06:05 Oh, I guess not that hard.
1214 01:06:07 So, what now? I mean, we can't goto the dump spot like this.
1215 01:06:10 - The fuzz are looking for bikes.- Hmm.
1216 01:06:13 I know where we can get a car.
1217 01:06:16 She's expecting mefor one of her bougie dinners.
1218 01:06:19 It should almost be over.
1219 01:06:21 I'm gonna find the keys.
1220 01:06:22 Stay out of sight.
1221 01:06:24 You need a wingman.
1222 01:06:26 Point, wing, nest.
1223 01:06:27 No.
1224 01:06:29 Stay with the body, look out for trouble.
1225 01:06:33 [sighs]
1226 01:06:37 Katty, you came.
1227 01:06:45 Is it cool I brought a friend?
1228 01:06:47 Well, we're all friends here.
1229 01:06:53 You distract them, I'll get the keys.
1230 01:07:04 Oh, thank God.I'm starving.
1231 01:07:09 Has it started?Let us know when she's here.
1232 01:07:12 [Kat] Wait, what?
1233 01:07:13 - Mom, is that--- Kat, this isn't an intervention.
1234 01:07:16 Wendy, I think it's started.
1235 01:07:18 Now, Kat, we're all herebecause we really care about you.
1236 01:07:21 Sorry, who are you?
1237 01:07:23 This is Lotta.
1238 01:07:24 She's an award-winningHarley Street psychotherapist.
1239 01:07:28 Hi.
1240 01:07:30 Ooh. Thanks.
1241 01:07:32 We just had no ideahow bad things had got.
1242 01:07:34 Nothing's bad.Everything is fine.
1243 01:07:37 - Is that blood on your face?- Oh, Evan.
1244 01:07:40 - I'll get your inhaler.- Kat, your drinking is out of control.
1245 01:07:44 And the company you keep,I mean, he's clearly stealing something.
1246 01:07:49 I thought it was mine.
1247 01:07:50 [Ellen] The brunchwas worrying enough,
1248 01:07:52 and then the next timewe see you--
1249 01:07:54 [Ruth]You admitted to taking ketamine.
1250 01:07:56 I know you're trying to give methe keys to my freedom,
1251 01:07:59 but look at me.
1252 01:08:01 Seriously, look at me.
1253 01:08:08 - I'm an addict.- Yes. Well done.
1254 01:08:11 [sirens wailing in the distance]
1255 01:08:13 [dog barking]
1256 01:08:19 - Oh, no.- He likes you.
1257 01:08:21 Nope. Yup. Yeah.
1258 01:08:22 - I have never seen him like this.- Mm-hmm.
1259 01:08:25 - What have you got in those bags?- It's--
1260 01:08:27 Nope, just meat.
1261 01:08:29 That's a lot of meat, innit?
1262 01:08:31 Yeah, it's a lot of meat.
1263 01:08:33 Um, I--uh, a butcher gave it to me.
1264 01:08:37 I think he was retiring.
1265 01:08:41 Oh, you wouldn't mind chuckin' hima scrap then, would you?
1266 01:08:45 I sprained my ankleand I couldn't quit the meds.
1267 01:08:48 And so, you know,I got my hands on whatever.
1268 01:08:51 Um, codeine, Vicodin.
1269 01:08:55 Tramadol, Demerol.
1270 01:08:58 Percocet, whiffle dust, monkey tranq,
1271 01:09:02 white girl, all chased downwith cough syrup
1272 01:09:05 and Uncle Jack, and--
1273 01:09:07 Ruth, can you come sit by me?
1274 01:09:10 Of course, darling.
1275 01:09:12 Uh, I need a hug.
1276 01:09:14 Oh, sweetheart.
1277 01:09:15 - Come here.- I'm so glad. Thank you.
1278 01:09:17 - Oh.- Oh.
1279 01:09:18 [Kat] Thank you.Thank you.
1280 01:09:20 I need to save it.
1281 01:09:21 But you've got loads.
1282 01:09:23 I know but I've got a big family.
1283 01:09:25 [Marlon]Hugh, we've got the keys.
1284 01:09:27 - Let's go.- Let it go.
1285 01:09:28 - Sorry.- Let's go.
1286 01:09:30 - [car horn honking]- Oh, it's my Uber.
1287 01:09:32 - Oh.- To rehab.
1288 01:09:35 I called it the second I saw your faces.
1289 01:09:37 Finish this, sweetie.
1290 01:09:40 I will, Dad.
1291 01:09:42 - Let's go! Go, go, go, go!- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
1292 01:09:44 Get in! Get in!Get in!
1293 01:09:49 - Hugh?- [Hugh] Yeah, I'm in! I'm in!
1294 01:09:51 Drive!
1295 01:10:12 I'm sorry, man.
1296 01:10:14 Where have you been?
1297 01:10:18 Let's get to work.
1298 01:10:19 Ugh, after we bury this body,
1299 01:10:22 we need to work outhow to get the car back,
1300 01:10:25 wipe off fingerprints,
1301 01:10:26 remove any tracking devices,
1302 01:10:28 and somehow get the keys back insidethe house without ever...
1303 01:10:37 Or that. That works.
1304 01:10:41 I'll drive you home.
1305 01:10:49 Cop's phone's at an electrics shopin Tottenham Hale, getting hacked.
1306 01:10:55 So, um...
1307 01:10:57 how long does that take to hack a phone?
1308 01:11:00 Not long.
1309 01:11:02 We'll know who grassed on us soon enough.
1310 01:11:07 So, where am I dropping you guys?
1311 01:11:10 Uh...
1312 01:11:13 up here's fine.
1313 01:11:21 Stay.
1314 01:11:24 I wanna show you my place.
1315 01:11:28 Brilliant.
1316 01:11:36 He's fine. He can handle it.
1317 01:11:39 You sure?
1318 01:11:42 Come on. We need that phone.
1319 01:11:46 [door bell chimes]
1320 01:11:50 We're here for the pig's phone.
1321 01:11:52 These fucks need to hand it over.
1322 01:11:54 - Metcalfe's orders.- First I've heard.
1323 01:11:57 How about I call up Metcalfe so you canexplain to him that you're in charge now?
1324 01:12:02 [phone ringing]
1325 01:12:09 - Fine.- [woman] Can I take your order?
1326 01:12:12 Upstairs.
1327 01:12:18 Ugh.
1328 01:12:21 That was a fucking day.
1329 01:12:24 Yeah.
1330 01:12:30 So, do you live here alone then?
1331 01:12:33 I'm gonna pour us a glass.
1332 01:12:37 Pinot noir?
1333 01:12:39 Oh, yeah, that would be lovely.
1334 01:12:44 Um, yeah, do you mind if I goand freshen up?
1335 01:12:48 - Sure.- Okay.
1336 01:12:50 Gun.
1337 01:12:51 Just a gun.
1338 01:12:58 Oh, thank you.
1339 01:13:02 So...
1340 01:13:05 what do you like?
1341 01:13:07 Oh, well, um, close-up magic obviously.
1342 01:13:10 Um, any type of smoked fish,uh, games with maths.
1343 01:13:25 Save yourselves a lot of bother.
1344 01:13:28 Last time a worm said no to mewas Afghanistan.
1345 01:13:32 You fought in Afghanistan?
1346 01:13:35 How do you think I got this?
1347 01:13:37 How recently were you there?
1348 01:13:40 Some wounds never heal.
1349 01:13:42 That should have.
1350 01:13:44 Not when it was inflicted bythe sickest torturer in Guantanamo.
1351 01:13:48 Guant--
1352 01:13:52 So, you were fighting with the Taliban?
1353 01:13:55 Beginning to work it out?
1354 01:13:57 I'm the sickest motherfucker you ever met.
1355 01:14:00 [woman on TV] Here we go.
1356 01:14:01 [child on TV] We don't want beans.We want the Pizza Knight.
1357 01:14:06 [children on TV] Yay! He's here.
1358 01:14:09 By royal decree,you have summoned the Pizza Knight.
1359 01:14:13 [announcer] Monday Night Footballis sponsored by the Pizza Knight.
1360 01:14:16 From frozen to deliciousin only three minutes.
1361 01:14:19 In the name of the Queen...
1362 01:14:21 we feast.
1363 01:14:24 That guy, he looks just like you.
1364 01:14:28 That guy looks like a knob.
1365 01:14:32 Are you saying I look like a knob?
1366 01:14:34 I'm saying what I'm saying.
1367 01:14:37 Then, we have a problem.
1368 01:14:39 [Pizza Knight on TV]Magnificent.
1369 01:14:40 You wanna go, big man?
1370 01:14:47 Oi!
1371 01:14:50 What you doing up here?
1372 01:14:51 Oh, I'm a--I, uh, I work for Metcalfe.
1373 01:14:54 - You what?- It's fine. I work for Metcalfe--whoa!
1374 01:14:56 - Out! Move, bitch, now!- Excuse me.
1375 01:14:59 You don't need to touch me or anything.
1376 01:15:02 Ah!
1377 01:15:06 [grunting]
1378 01:15:10 Fucking dick.
1379 01:15:13 ["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing]
1380 01:15:19 ♪ It's not unusualto be loved by anyone ♪
1381 01:15:25 ♪ It's not unusual to have funwith anyone ♪
1382 01:15:30 ♪ But when I see you hanging aboutwith anyone ♪
1383 01:15:35 ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
1384 01:15:40 ♪ I wanna die ♪
1385 01:15:43 ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
1386 01:15:48 ♪ But when I see you out and aboutit's such a crime ♪
1387 01:15:53 ♪ If you should ever wanna be lovedby anyone ♪
1388 01:15:58 - ♪ It's not unusual ♪- [man] So, that's who came running.
1389 01:16:04 Hello, rat.
1390 01:16:06 ♪ You'll find it happensall the time ♪
1391 01:16:11 ♪ Love will never dowhat you want it to ♪
1392 01:16:17 ♪ Why can't this crazy love be mine? ♪
1393 01:16:22 Yup?
1394 01:16:31 Walked right into it.
1395 01:16:34 That's what I love about coppers.
1396 01:16:36 Thick as shite.
1397 01:16:38 Oh, you're on a roll you are, Fly.
1398 01:16:43 How could I see this coming?
1399 01:16:46 The Old Bill must have changedtheir rules
1400 01:16:47 'cause this lot have been going aroundfucking killing people.
1401 01:16:49 You vouched for them.They are your responsibility.
1402 01:16:53 Why don't you come over tomorrow nightand make a cup of tea for me
1403 01:16:56 and the Albanians?
1404 01:16:58 What? The deal's back on?
1405 01:17:00 I bent to their demands.
1406 01:17:03 And in the meantime...
1407 01:17:06 Ratatouille.
1408 01:17:12 Before my old man died,
1409 01:17:14 he used to work on motors in the garage.
1410 01:17:18 In the winter, rats would come in.
1411 01:17:21 They chewed all the wiresin his transmission,
1412 01:17:24 fucked everything he'd worked onthat summer.
1413 01:17:27 But he didn't get angry.
1414 01:17:30 I asked him why. He said,
1415 01:17:32 "The rats are just doingwhat they've got to do."
1416 01:17:37 And later that night,
1417 01:17:38 I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
1418 01:17:42 And I said, " I thoughtyou didn't mind the rats?"
1419 01:17:48 And he said,
1420 01:17:51 "I'm just doin' what I've got to."
1421 01:17:57 You understand?
1422 01:18:06 Oh, God.
1423 01:18:09 Oh, fuck, guys.
1424 01:18:11 I'm--
1425 01:18:13 It's okay.
1426 01:18:15 I pushed you into it.
1427 01:18:18 We're all gonna die because I neededto prove to myself
1428 01:18:21 that I hadn't thrown my life away.How fucking stupid is that?
1429 01:18:25 No, you might have pulledthis off if it wasn't for me.
1430 01:18:28 Going too far all the time.
1431 01:18:32 [sighs] I'm no De Niro.
1432 01:18:36 I'm no Brando.My name's not even Marlon, it's Tristan.
1433 01:18:42 My dad's a dentist.
1434 01:18:45 And I played regional cricket.
1435 01:18:50 I'm the Pizza Knight.
1436 01:18:53 Well, now that's all I'll ever be.
1437 01:18:56 I've just been generally shit.
1438 01:18:59 Literally, I have no idea what I'm doing.
1439 01:19:02 All in a pathetic attempt to make friends.
1440 01:19:05 I should've just been myself.I should've worked in wine.
1441 01:19:18 Rat!
1442 01:19:23 Get up!
1443 01:19:25 Up!
1444 01:19:27 Over there.
1445 01:19:49 [three gunshots]
1446 01:20:03 [gunshot]
1447 01:20:06 [sighs] The Squire needed two.
1448 01:20:12 I don't blame you,trying to bring Metcalfe down.
1449 01:20:15 The man's an animal.
1450 01:20:17 I might be a crook, but I'm not villain.
1451 01:20:21 And I'm not gonna put another three bodiesin the ground for no good reason.
1452 01:20:30 You know, I knew there was something upwith you lot.
1453 01:20:35 For one thing, I liked you.
1454 01:20:41 Now, you get going. Long gone.
1455 01:20:44 You show your faces around here again,we're all fucking dead.
1456 01:20:47 All right?
1457 01:20:49 Gone. Now.
1458 01:20:51 [tense music playing]
1459 01:21:00 Okay. So, I found an 11:30from Gatwick to Costa Rica.
1460 01:21:03 Do we really have to leave?
1461 01:21:05 You wanna spend the rest of your lifelooking over your shoulder?
1462 01:21:08 But it's Costa Rica, we can'tjust--can't we go to Devon?
1463 01:21:11 [Marlon] This is our opportunity, Hugh,for a fresh start.
1464 01:21:14 To do whatever we want,to go wherever we want.
1465 01:21:18 So, you mean we'd haveto say goodbye?
1466 01:21:28 Hey, Hugh. What matters mostis that we're alive, right?
1467 01:21:34 We're safe now.
1468 01:21:36 [officer] Down on your knees.Down on your knees.
1469 01:21:40 Stay where you are.
1470 01:21:42 Cuff these bastards.
1471 01:21:48 [cheers and applause]
1472 01:21:52 Remember this moment.
1473 01:21:54 This is what it feels liketo take down the big guys.
1474 01:21:57 "Improv comic destroys heckler."
1475 01:22:00 Do you believe us now?
1476 01:22:01 We're not criminals.
1477 01:22:02 Okay. Found it. Here we go.
1478 01:22:09 Um, if you're on YouTube, it's lessof a claim to fame, but I actually asked--
1479 01:22:12 - Yeah. So, can you turn off--- Yes, sorry. Yes, I will do.
1480 01:22:14 If you're on YouTube,I actually asked a question
1481 01:22:15 at the 2015 LeicesterSecurity Conference.
1482 01:22:18 Oh, fuck's sake.
1483 01:22:20 [Kat] Billings realizedwe were his ticket to a payday.
1484 01:22:22 That's why there's no evidencein your system.
1485 01:22:24 The thing about there beingno evidence being your evidence,
1486 01:22:27 is that there's no evidence.
1487 01:22:30 Whereas I do have you on car theft,
1488 01:22:33 drug trafficking, manslaughter, dismemberment.
1489 01:22:36 We've even got a guywho says you upset his dog.
1490 01:22:38 - I was under duress.- Duress or no, you did it.
1491 01:22:40 - I could charge you all right now.- Go on then, big man.
1492 01:22:47 What?
1493 01:22:49 He told our bosses that we're aboutto bring in three major players.
1494 01:22:54 Not a bunch of clowns.
1495 01:22:55 - Clowning is an art.- Okay.
1496 01:22:58 Here's what we're gonna do.
1497 01:22:59 - I'm gonna give you one chance.- Yes.
1498 01:23:02 - You don't know what the plan is.- Carry on.
1499 01:23:05 Blend back in with Fly's crew and goto the exchange tonight wearing a wire.
1500 01:23:09 Get Metcalfe on tapeconfirming his deal
1501 01:23:11 with the Albanians, and maybewe can talk about immunity.
1502 01:23:15 We can't.
1503 01:23:17 Our cover's blown.Metcalfe told Fly to whack us.
1504 01:23:21 Then, it looks like this is the endof the road for you.
1505 01:23:27 No.
1506 01:23:29 We can still get the deal on tape.
1507 01:23:33 How?
1508 01:23:35 [Kat] Fly is looking for a way out.
1509 01:23:37 He's tired of killing, tired of the game.
1510 01:23:40 Right now, he thinkswe're undercover cops.
1511 01:23:43 Who are we to tell him any different?
1512 01:23:45 First rule of improv, always say yes.
1513 01:23:53 We just need to talk.
1514 01:23:55 Okay. So, here's the deal.
1515 01:23:57 You record Metcalfe confirming the terms,
1516 01:23:59 and we'll take him down,
1517 01:24:01 the Albanians, all of them.
1518 01:24:05 It's hard to catch it on the wire.
1519 01:24:07 Ain't a lot of chat goes downat a handover.
1520 01:24:09 Okay.
1521 01:24:11 Make it happen and we let you disappear.
1522 01:24:13 Go be with your daughter.
1523 01:24:19 Turn rat for the rats, eh?
1524 01:24:24 [suspenseful music playing]
1525 01:24:34 Ah, the "stakeout."
1526 01:24:37 A tale as old as time.
1527 01:24:42 Nice costumes.
1528 01:24:43 Fly's set?
1529 01:24:46 Okay. That's our Albanian friends
1530 01:24:50 and Metcalfe's crew.
1531 01:24:52 Fly is right there with them.
1532 01:24:54 What if they frisk him?
1533 01:24:56 All units be advised,our players have arrived.
1534 01:24:58 Await my call, repeat, await my call.
1535 01:25:00 [Metcalfe] I'm so glad we could carry onwith our arrangement.
1536 01:25:04 - [Skender] Eh, money is money.- [Metcalfe] So, a taste?
1537 01:25:06 [Fly] H ow much of thisare you fucking buying?
1538 01:25:08 That's my business.Let's just get on with it.
1539 01:25:11 All units standby.
1540 01:25:16 - Yeah, it's pure.- [Metcalfe] Mm-hmm. Okay.
1541 01:25:19 What about the other part of our deal?
1542 01:25:22 [Metcalfe] Oh, he's all yours.
1543 01:25:24 - Sorry, Fly.- Shit.
1544 01:25:26 Became too expensive to keep you.
1545 01:25:31 No.
1546 01:25:35 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1547 01:25:37 - Shit.- Send your guys in.
1548 01:25:38 - Not until the exchange.- They're gonna kill him.
1549 01:25:40 [Dawes]Yeah. Well, unless they exchange,
1550 01:25:41 I've got fuck alland I'm not about to blow this operation.
1551 01:25:42 We can't let him die. He saved our lives.
1552 01:25:43 Not until we have it on tape.
1553 01:25:44 - Don't we need him alive?- No, the tape's enough.
1554 01:25:46 But not even as like--as like a witness?
1555 01:25:48 Well, we've got these three.
1556 01:25:50 [upbeat music playing]
1557 01:25:52 - What are we doing?- Improvising.
1558 01:25:54 - What the fuck are they doing?- Oh, my God.
1559 01:25:56 [indistinct chatter]
1560 01:25:59 Could've let me go out on my feet.
1561 01:26:02 [gun cocks]
1562 01:26:04 Nobody move! Nobody fucking move!
1563 01:26:08 Police! Freeze!
1564 01:26:11 Lower you weapons! Please!
1565 01:26:14 What--how do they got these guns?
1566 01:26:15 They're fake guns.
1567 01:26:19 You let them go.
1568 01:26:21 [Kat] Why wouldn't he?
1569 01:26:22 We pay better.
1570 01:26:27 Do it! I beg you.
1571 01:26:29 Cheeky fucker's got two guns.
1572 01:26:30 I will end you right here, right now.
1573 01:26:33 Stand down, Sergeant Petrides.
1574 01:26:35 Inspector, why put me through sharpshootertraining if you never let me--
1575 01:26:39 'Cause I don't want a repeatof the Dutch Embassy!
1576 01:26:41 This is bullshit, McClary.
1577 01:26:43 Then you, wee man.
1578 01:26:47 You're very quiet and you looklike you're gonna puke.
1579 01:26:56 Yeah. 'Cause I'm imagining the slopthey're gonna feed you in the clink,
1580 01:27:00 you piece of shit.
1581 01:27:03 In fact, wee man,I'm your only way out of here.
1582 01:27:08 Now I don't care what you small fryare up to tonight.
1583 01:27:11 You throw us a sweetener from both endsand I'll turn a blind eye.
1584 01:27:14 But that guy, he's our star witnessfor much bigger players.
1585 01:27:17 So he's coming with us.
1586 01:27:20 Why don't I just have him shoot you?
1587 01:27:24 Because I wouldn't be ableto stand down the snipers
1588 01:27:28 ogling all of your fucking ugly foreheads!
1589 01:27:30 [rock music playing]
1590 01:27:35 - Snipe--he just said snipers.- I'm aware he just said snipers.
1591 01:27:37 - Have we got snipers out there?- No, we've not got snipers out there.
1592 01:27:41 [speaking foreign language]
1593 01:27:50 [Beverly]Jesus Christ, this might actually work.
1594 01:27:52 They haven't confirmed it.He hasn't actually said it yet.
1595 01:27:55 Hey, out of curiosity,what do we got here, 50 kilos,
1596 01:27:59 five million quid?
1597 01:28:01 Are you a fucking amateur?
1598 01:28:03 This is half a ton for ten million.
1599 01:28:07 - We got him. All units go. All units go.- Woo.
1600 01:28:08 - Yes!- Go, go, go, go, go!
1601 01:28:13 Why am I thinking more and more that
1602 01:28:16 they're just making this upas they go along, eh?
1603 01:28:26 If things go sideways.
1604 01:28:29 [Kat] The fuck?
1605 01:28:37 [rock music playing]
1606 01:28:58 [police sirens blaring]
1607 01:29:08 [indistinct chatter]
1608 01:29:13 [gunshots]
1609 01:29:15 [rock music playing]
1610 01:29:30 I can't believe that worked.
1611 01:29:31 You think I was too rude?
1612 01:29:33 What? That wasn't part of the plan.
1613 01:29:36 [gunshot]
1614 01:29:39 [toy gun firing]
1615 01:29:47 Ah, Fly, pull the wrong piece,it all comes tumbling down.
1616 01:29:54 - I always knew you'd--- [gunshot]
1617 01:30:08 Fly, I'm sorry. Fuck, I had no choice.
1618 01:30:12 It's all right.
1619 01:30:17 I'd have turned on you too.Well, I did, didn't I?
1620 01:30:22 We got him immunitybut I think you're on your own.
1621 01:30:25 You should go, Shosh. You should go.
1622 01:30:29 [dramatic music playing]
1623 01:30:36 Wait.
1624 01:30:46 So long, Squire.
1625 01:30:48 [distant sirens wailing and gunfire]
1626 01:31:00 In another life, brother.
1627 01:31:03 We did--we did actually kiss.It was--it was...
1628 01:31:09 Hey.
1629 01:31:12 So what kind of police carry fake guns?
1630 01:31:15 [Kat] Uh...
1631 01:31:19 fake police.
1632 01:31:21 [sighs]
1633 01:31:23 I knew there was somethingdouble fucked about you lot.
1634 01:31:28 So come on then, who are you, really?
1635 01:31:37 We're improv comedians.
1636 01:31:42 Well, that's fucking weird.
1637 01:31:45 It's mad actually.
1638 01:31:47 I'm more of an actor.
1639 01:31:48 [sighs] Fucking actors, eh?
1640 01:31:54 Here.
1641 01:31:56 You're gonna need this.
1642 01:31:58 [groans] Fuck.
1643 01:32:02 Are you good?
1644 01:32:03 Yes.
1645 01:32:07 [Dawes] Congratulations. Fly touches downin Portugal this afternoon,
1646 01:32:10 and the heads of London'stwo major criminal organizations
1647 01:32:13 have been well and truly severed.
1648 01:32:15 But like a Hydra, a head will regrow--
1649 01:32:18 - I said no to the Hydra--- It seemed like you were setting it up.
1650 01:32:20 - Just leave it.- Fine.
1651 01:32:21 Did anyone get away or...?
1652 01:32:24 Shosh, uh, slipped the net.
1653 01:32:25 [Hugh] Oh, good.
1654 01:32:27 Good that you got everyone else.
1655 01:32:31 That's good, isn't it?
1656 01:32:32 So, uh, cheers basically.This shit got us promoted.
1657 01:32:36 You're now speakingwith Superintendent Dawes.
1658 01:32:38 And Detective Inspector Beverly.
1659 01:32:42 I mean, we didn't really knowyour ranks before, so--
1660 01:32:44 These are higher.
1661 01:32:45 So how do you keep us safe?Do we get new identities?
1662 01:32:47 Well, the challenge is to make surethat no one knows who you are.
1663 01:32:51 So in this case, just, yeah,go back to what you were doing before.
1664 01:32:59 So this is Marlon readingfor our biker gang leader, Duke.
1665 01:33:03 Nice idea but do you mind losing the scar?
1666 01:33:06 If only I could.
1667 01:33:09 So I just turned to my bossand said, "Uh, fuck off."
1668 01:33:13 [laughter]
1669 01:33:15 Well, now, I'm my own boss.
1670 01:33:17 He said, "Those rats are just doingwhat they've got to do."
1671 01:33:24 Later that night,I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
1672 01:33:29 I said, "I thoughtyou didn't mind the rats?"
1673 01:33:32 He said, "I'm just doin'what I've got to do."
1674 01:33:36 Call Francis,tell him we found our Duke.
1675 01:33:42 [upbeat music playing]
1676 01:33:48 [indistinct chatter]
1677 01:33:52 Is it true, the undercover mission?
1678 01:33:54 Everybody's talking about it.You're kind of a legend.
1679 01:33:58 [sighs] Okay. I'm Kat, I'm your teacher.
1680 01:34:03 Let's just jump right in.Okay. You two, get up here.
1681 01:34:05 [man] Woohoo!
1682 01:34:07 When I clap my hands, the scene begins.
1683 01:34:09 Don't overthink it,just stay in the moment.
1684 01:34:12 And remember, always,always trust your partner.
1685 01:34:16 - Yes?- [crowd] Yes.
1686 01:34:20 And...
1687 01:34:24 ["It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing]
1688 01:34:35 ♪ It's not unusualto be loved by anyone ♪
1689 01:34:40 ♪ It's not unusual to have funwith anyone ♪
1690 01:34:45 ♪ But when I see you hanging aboutwith anyone ♪
1691 01:34:51 ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
1692 01:34:55 ♪ I wanna die ♪
1693 01:34:58 ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
1694 01:35:04 ♪ But when I see you outand about it's such a crime ♪
1695 01:35:09 ♪ If you should ever wanna be lovedby anyone ♪
1696 01:35:14 ♪ It's not unusualto find out I'm in love with you ♪
1697 01:35:18 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1698 01:35:21 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-ohh ♪
1699 01:35:23 ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa ♪
1700 01:35:27 ♪ Whoa-whoa ♪
