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1 00:00:24 [electronic whirring and crackling]
2 00:00:44 [electronic whirring intensifies]
3 00:00:48 [energy pulsating]
4 00:00:51 [eerie music playing]
5 00:01:07 [muffled indistinct chatter]
6 00:01:21 [machine powering up]
7 00:01:27 [power increasing and shutter clicking]
8 00:01:32 [static humming]
9 00:01:34 [muffled indistinct chatter continues]
10 00:01:43 [crackling]
11 00:01:49 [muffled indistinct shouting]
12 00:01:56 [muffled scream and crash]
13 00:02:03 [machine powering down]
14 00:02:08 [thuds]
15 00:02:11 [classical music playing]
16 00:02:15 Hey, guys. I just wantedto jump on here real quick.
17 00:02:18 Um, everyone really lovedthe last dating video I did,
18 00:02:21 so I just wanted to come onand talk about something
19 00:02:24 I hear from couples all the time,which is getting in a rut.
20 00:02:30 Something that's really helped for meto remove complacency from a relationship
21 00:02:34 is, honestly, trying something new.
22 00:02:36 Oh, hey, cutie.
23 00:02:38 [Nikki] It's okayto have a little spontaneity.
24 00:02:40 It's okay to take some risks.
25 00:02:42 It's okay to try something differentif you're trying to re-find that spark.
26 00:02:45 And I know that's scary.I know it feels really hard,
27 00:02:48 because you're like, "How do I do that?"
28 00:02:51 [in slow motion] Oh, hey, cutie.
29 00:02:54 [Nikki] Don't be afraidto spice things up.
30 00:02:56 I know sometimes it's scary to take risks,
31 00:02:59 but if you wanna get that spark back,you can do something different.
32 00:03:02 You can be spontaneous.
33 00:03:04 You can trust yourself.
34 00:03:05 -You're hot and sexy.-Okay.
35 00:03:07 [Nikki] You're so hot and sexy.You might just need…
36 00:03:09 [door creaking]
37 00:03:13 …risk. You can do something different.
38 00:03:15 You can be spontaneous.
39 00:03:17 You know, make a plan,have an intention, and see it through.
40 00:03:20 And I know that my--
41 00:03:21 [woman] Oh my God! [moaning]
42 00:03:30 [moaning continues]
43 00:03:33 Oh, I… uh,I thought you were going on a run.
44 00:03:36 [vehicles passing]
45 00:03:38 Were you just…
46 00:03:39 No, I was in the middleof doing some work. What?
47 00:03:42 -Are you sure?-[man] I'm pretty sure.
48 00:03:44 -Yes. I wasn't doing anything. I was wor---It's okay. I--
49 00:03:47 I know it's okay.
50 00:03:48 -I'm allowed to masturbate.-Totally fine.
51 00:03:49 I just thought that we talked aboutsaving our sexual energy for each other.
52 00:03:54 -Yeah.-[woman] Yeah.
53 00:03:55 -I wouldn't---I thought that we'd…
54 00:03:57 [man] I wouldn't, like…
55 00:03:58 …try the wig thing.Remember we talked about the wig thing?
56 00:04:01 [dog barking]
57 00:04:02 [man] Oh.Oh, you actually wanted to do that?
58 00:04:06 I mean… yeah.
59 00:04:08 -[uneasy music playing]-It was your idea.
60 00:04:10 [man] I know.I didn't… I didn't realize… But…
61 00:04:13 [exhales] I mean, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah.
62 00:04:17 Sure.
63 00:04:18 [vehicle reversing alarm beeping]
64 00:04:20 Oh, hey, cutie.
65 00:04:37 [uneasy music building]
66 00:04:40 Okay.
67 00:04:41 What?
68 00:04:41 -[woman tuts]-[man] What?
69 00:04:43 Okay, fine. You know what?We will do this another time.
70 00:04:47 All right. Just for the record,I wanted to do it.
71 00:04:50 If you don't wanna have sex,that's totally fine.
72 00:04:52 Oh my God. You could've been a little bitmore enthusiastic, encouraging like "wow!"
73 00:04:55 -Me here in a wig and the whole getup.-I really wanna have sex.
74 00:04:58 What do you want me to do?You want me to make a whole production
75 00:05:01 about how badly I wanna have sex? Come on.
76 00:05:03 -I'm---I'm trying to get the mood going.
77 00:05:05 I thought that maybe--
78 00:05:06 We're fighting aboutwhen we're gonna have sex.
79 00:05:08 Like, let's just let it happenwhen the moment comes.
80 00:05:11 Okay, Cyrus.I… I don't even know what I was thinking.
81 00:05:15 I told myself this wig thing wasa stupid idea, but here we are. I'm in it.
82 00:05:19 Well, if you didn't wanna do it…
83 00:05:20 If you didn't wanna do it,you didn't have to put the thing on.
84 00:05:23 -I'm not trying to force you.-Oh my God. Cyrus, you know what?
85 00:05:26 I… I don't thinkwe should go to the wedding.
86 00:05:29 No.
87 00:05:30 Especially if our relationshipis like this.
88 00:05:32 We can't cancel.
89 00:05:33 -I feel weird about going.-Send a cancel text now?
90 00:05:35 -I can't do that.-I just don't wanna go.
91 00:05:37 I don't wanna go.
92 00:05:38 -Can we not do this last-minute bullshit?-We don't ever do what I want.
93 00:05:41 The wig thing was your idea.I didn't wanna do it in the first place,
94 00:05:45 but here I am in this wig for you.
95 00:05:47 If you didn't wanna do the wig thing,why are you doing the wig thing?
96 00:05:50 Why are you doing it?
97 00:05:52 -Oh my fucking God---No one made you--
98 00:05:53 [dramatic music playing]
99 00:05:56 [classical music playing]
100 00:06:01 [woman] Can't wait to marrythis nerd tomorrow. #reuphia.
101 00:06:07 [man] Finna watch my boy get hitched.
102 00:06:09 #reuphia. #Lambo. #Henny.
103 00:06:13 #big up. #f--
104 00:06:14 Oh my God, you guys.
105 00:06:16 -Look who I just met at the airport!-What are you…
106 00:06:19 -Wow. Are you making a movie?-I'm making a video. Come on, say hi.
107 00:06:22 -Say hi. Hello.-Oh, I forgot my sage.
108 00:06:25 -Did you bring sage?-Sage? No, I don't--
109 00:06:27 I didn't bring sage,but I did bring some other goodies.
110 00:06:30 I don't really know what the drug laws arein this state, so never mind. #reuphia.
111 00:06:35 -In love with---Coming soon.
112 00:06:36 -Sparkle emoji.-Celebrating the--
113 00:06:38 -Love is in the air.-These two.
114 00:06:39 -Amazing rehearsal---Reuben and Soph--
115 00:06:41 Bride emoji.
116 00:06:42 Shelbow, remember what you told methat Instagram psychologist
117 00:06:45 you like said about getting out ofyour comfort zone and trying new things?
118 00:06:49 Like wigs?
119 00:06:51 How it's good for us as a coupleto have new experiences,
120 00:06:53 even if, you know,they're outside of work.
121 00:06:55 [man] Reunion incoming. #tbt. #reuphia.
122 00:06:59 [Cyrus speaking indistinctly]
123 00:07:09 -[Nikki] Oh, hey, cutie.-[Cyrus] Fire emoji.
124 00:07:11 -Oh, hey, cutie.-Fire emoji.
125 00:07:13 Oh, hey--
126 00:07:14 [Shelby] Fuck you.
127 00:07:15 -What?-Nothing.
128 00:07:17 Sorry. No, yeah, I hear you.
129 00:07:21 Like, you know when you see a spiderand you freak out,
130 00:07:24 then you take a breath, and you realizeit's not a big deal, it's just a spider.
131 00:07:28 -[Nikki] Oh, hey, cutie.-I don't have to…
132 00:07:30 [orchestral music building]
133 00:07:37 -About last night…-[dinging]
134 00:07:39 Where to this time?
135 00:07:40 Outdoors.
136 00:07:42 This on repeat. #hotel life.
137 00:07:44 -Obsessed.-I wanna look like you.
138 00:07:45 -I'd pay anything for that.-Hot as feck.
139 00:07:47 [indistinct chatter]
140 00:07:50 [shutters clicking]
141 00:07:56 Average ready to have fun face.
142 00:07:58 Champagne emoji. #reuphia.
143 00:08:01 #road trip.
144 00:08:02 [orchestral music swells]
145 00:08:05 [cell phone chiming]
146 00:08:09 [cell phone dings]
147 00:08:11 [keyboard clicks]
148 00:08:12 [music ends]
149 00:08:14 [Cyrus] …that way peoplewon't take advantage of you, you know,
150 00:08:16 like your dental hygienist or whatever.
151 00:08:20 [Shelby] Mm-hmm.
152 00:08:21 [mysterious music playing]
153 00:08:33 [Shelby] You don't think it's weirdthat Sophia's not gonna be there?
154 00:08:37 [Cyrus] Um… No.
155 00:08:40 I'm sure Reuben told her that tonightis just, like, our thing, you know?
156 00:08:49 I mean, they hadtheir rehearsal dinner last night.
157 00:08:52 Sophia's family's hereto keep her company.
158 00:08:55 And… I don't know.
159 00:08:58 [Shelby exhales]
160 00:09:00 [Cyrus] I keep thinking about how crazyit must've been to be Reuben's mom,
161 00:09:03 living in this house, throwing parties,
162 00:09:06 turning the place into art installations,like, vaginal art installations.
163 00:09:10 [chuckling] You know?
164 00:09:15 Here we are.
165 00:09:18 This fucking house.
166 00:09:25 [exhales]
167 00:09:27 [Cyrus] Do you remember if it's supposedto be Reuben's mom's actual vagina,
168 00:09:31 or just kind of, like,vaginas in the abstract?
169 00:09:33 -[screams]-[Cyrus] What? What? What?
170 00:09:36 -A bird just flew in my face.-[Cyrus] What?
171 00:09:39 -A fucking bird just flew in my face.-You're gonna be fine, I think.
172 00:09:42 I think you're gonna be all right. Right?Come on, honey.
173 00:09:47 It's gonna be fun.
174 00:09:49 See everybody, you know?You know, it's cool.
175 00:09:52 It's good that we're here, you know?It's… It's, like, good.
176 00:09:56 -Is that what you're always doing?-What?
177 00:09:59 When I'm on a run?
178 00:10:02 Why are you talking about that now?
179 00:10:04 I don't know. Is it your designated timefor you to just relieve stress?
180 00:10:07 -Hey!-Hey, man!
181 00:10:08 Oh shit!
182 00:10:09 Shelby Beautiful in the house.
183 00:10:11 -Come here, girl. What's up? [squeals]-Hi--
184 00:10:14 It's good to see you.Damn, you smell good. Fuck, that's good.
185 00:10:16 [Cyrus] Hey, man.
186 00:10:18 How's it going?
187 00:10:19 Yo, y'all believe it?Reuben's getting fucking hitched! Oh shit!
188 00:10:23 [Cyrus] Crazy. I can't believe it.How's it going? What's going on?
189 00:10:26 Yeah, it's going really good for me.
190 00:10:28 I've been fucking running the charts.Know what I'm talking about?
191 00:10:30 I'm talking, like, leveling up,
192 00:10:32 turn over a new leaf,TED Talk kind of shit,
193 00:10:34 like, physically, mentally, emotionally…
194 00:10:36 -Shelby Jansen. [laughs]-…spiritually. [laughs]
195 00:10:38 -Hi. I missed you so much. Wow.-[man] What's up, bro? You good?
196 00:10:41 -[Cyrus] Yeah, things are--- [man] Cool.
197 00:10:43 -I love your flower tattoo.-Thank you.
198 00:10:45 -It's a lotus flower. I got it in Bali.-I'm getting some tunes bombing.
199 00:10:48 It represents rebirth. Hi! Hi!
200 00:10:50 -I went on a Buddhist retreat.-These are incredible.
201 00:10:53 -Wow, how are you guys?-We're pretty good.
202 00:10:55 -Wow, you guys make a beautiful couple.-[Nikki] Oh my God!
203 00:10:58 -Hi!-Hi! Hi.
204 00:11:01 [Nikki] You look so cute.
205 00:11:02 Oh, thank you. I love your top.It looks really…
206 00:11:05 -[Cyrus] Nikki.-[Nikki] Thank you.
207 00:11:06 -Hey.-[laughing] Hey. What's going on?
208 00:11:09 Oh my God. Congratulations.
209 00:11:12 Oh, thank… On what?
210 00:11:14 -You got married.-Oh, I--
211 00:11:16 -What? When?-[Cyrus] Oh no. No, we didn't get married.
212 00:11:18 -Who am I thinking of?-A different person.
213 00:11:21 Is that peanut butter?
214 00:11:22 You partner with a peanut butter brand.
215 00:11:23 No, cashew butter.I'm allergic to peanut butter. You know.
216 00:11:26 [woman 1] Oh my God.
217 00:11:27 Are you partneringwith a cashew butter brand?
218 00:11:29 What? What?
219 00:11:31 -Oh my---Oh my God!
220 00:11:33 [woman 2] Holy fuck, Dennis!
221 00:11:35 [loud music playing]
222 00:11:36 Wait, did you guys get married?
223 00:11:39 -Did Nikki already ask you?-They're not--
224 00:11:41 -Did you ask that?-[woman 2] Brooke's had a head start.
225 00:11:43 Oh my God. I'm obsessedwith your Instagram. It's so good.
226 00:11:46 -How are you?-[Cyrus] Yeah, things--
227 00:11:48 -A bird flew in my face.-What?
228 00:11:50 -Dude!-Oh my God.
229 00:11:51 -Are you okay?-Right now? Did it hurt?
230 00:11:53 -[Brooke] So are you jealous of Sophia?-Ow!
231 00:11:56 -[Shelby] No. Why, are you?-[Brooke] I mean, yeah, obviously.
232 00:12:00 -[Shelby] Uh, no.-[Brooke] Oh. Oh, no, I…
233 00:12:04 [Cyrus] Hey, man.
234 00:12:06 [laughing]
235 00:12:09 Hey, man!Cyrus the Vyrus, baby. Come here.
236 00:12:12 Come here. [laughing]
237 00:12:15 -I missed you, man.-I missed you too.
238 00:12:17 -I missed you too.-Yeah, man.
239 00:12:19 Man, it's crazy you still have this place.
240 00:12:21 Yeah, man,I got a free wedding venue out of it, so…
241 00:12:23 What the heck is this?I forgot about this thing. Look at this.
242 00:12:26 Man, yeah. I'm good, man. I'm…
243 00:12:29 It's happening, man. We're here. It's…
244 00:12:31 -You're getting married.-Yeah, apparently.
245 00:12:33 -How are you feeling about it?-I'm good, man.
246 00:12:36 -How you been, man?-I'm good. I'm good, man.
247 00:12:38 -Yeah?-Yeah.
248 00:12:39 Wait, did I hear you invited Forbes?
249 00:12:42 I did, yeah.
250 00:12:45 Is he coming?
251 00:12:48 Never heard back, man.
252 00:12:49 Wait, Forbes is coming?
253 00:12:51 [Brooke shushing] All that stuffthat went down with Dennis and Forbes?
254 00:12:54 -She wasn't there.-Wait, you weren't there?
255 00:12:56 [Shelby] Where, at the party?
256 00:12:57 -She wasn't there.-Wait.
257 00:13:00 What do you remember about Forbes?
258 00:13:02 [air whooshing]
259 00:13:04 [silence]
260 00:13:05 [Shelby] I loved Forbes.
261 00:13:07 He got the freshman grant.He was a genius.
262 00:13:10 -[Brooke] Yeah, but he was weird.-[Shelby] Because he put on game nights?
263 00:13:14 [woman] People called him Game Boy.
264 00:13:15 [Brooke] People called him Game Boy
265 00:13:17 because he'd get fucked up and crazy.He was wild.
266 00:13:19 -[woman] Dennis was wild, too, though.-[Brooke] Right, but Forbes had a temper.
267 00:13:23 [woman] So cut to the nightof Dennis's birthday party.
268 00:13:25 -[Brooke] Reuben's birthday party.-[woman] At the Fletcher House.
269 00:13:28 [Shelby] Oh,the night Forbes got expelled?
270 00:13:30 -[Brooke] Yeah. Forbes's cousin was there.-[woman] Sister. It was his sister.
271 00:13:33 [Brooke] Who was still in high school.
272 00:13:35 [woman] Yeah. Janice, right?
273 00:13:36 [Brooke] No. Beatrice.
274 00:13:37 [woman] Right.She was literally obsessed with Dennis.
275 00:13:40 [Brooke] Telling everyone that her and himwere boyfriend and girlfriend.
276 00:13:43 [woman] Yeah, but it was extra dramatic
277 00:13:45 because that waswhen Dennis and Nikki had started talking.
278 00:13:48 [Brooke] No, they were together.
279 00:13:49 -[woman] Were they?-[Brooke] Yeah.
280 00:13:51 Beatrice sees them togetherand starts freaking out.
281 00:13:53 Starts attacking Nikki.
282 00:13:54 [woman] It escalates to the point whereForbes and Dennis got into a huge fight.
283 00:13:58 [Brooke] Yeah, like a fistfight.So then, the cops showed up.
284 00:14:01 Dennis gets in trouble.
285 00:14:02 Gets escorted out by the policefor fighting.
286 00:14:04 [Shelby] Wait, what?
287 00:14:05 [Brooke]But then Forbes ended up getting expelled
288 00:14:07 because he broughthis high school-aged sister to the party,
289 00:14:10 gave her alcoholand got her totally plastered.
290 00:14:12 [woman] Yeah. And she ends upbeing sent away to a mental hospital.
291 00:14:15 -[Shelby] That's why Forbes got expelled?-[Brooke] Yeah.
292 00:14:18 [Shelby] I thought it wasbecause he was drunk
293 00:14:20 and broke a bunch of stuff or something.
294 00:14:21 [woman] No, it wasbecause he got his sister super drunk
295 00:14:24 and started all this epic drama.
296 00:14:26 [Brooke] Then, Forbes went to California,started working as a tech guy,
297 00:14:29 joined some tech company,doing tech company shit.
298 00:14:33 No one's heard from him since.
299 00:14:36 [indistinct chatter and upbeat music]
300 00:14:38 Hasn't it been about eight years?I'm sure that Dennis has probably--
301 00:14:42 Hey, quit talking shit.It's too early for all that.
302 00:14:45 -When would be a good time?-[Dennis] After we eat.
303 00:14:48 We have wine, bitches.
304 00:14:49 ["What's A Matter Baby(Is It Hurting You)" playing]
305 00:14:51 Okay.
306 00:14:54 So if you look at it normally,it's like this one thing, right?
307 00:14:58 But then if you look at itthrough a colored lens,
308 00:15:01 you see something different inside.
309 00:15:02 -[Dennis] Oh shit.-Yeah.
310 00:15:04 -[woman] Dude, that's…-Wow.
311 00:15:06 [woman] Let me show you my favorite.
312 00:15:08 -Look.-[Cyrus] Oh, you drew this?
313 00:15:10 Wow, you can, like, feel the lonelinessradiating off the page.
314 00:15:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, basically,it's inspired by RGB printing,
315 00:15:17 or, like, every time that you look ata screen, you see all these colors, right?
316 00:15:21 But really, every single color you seeis just a blend of red and green and blue.
317 00:15:26 So really, every color
318 00:15:27 is actually just three colorshidden inside of it.
319 00:15:30 That's so cool.
320 00:15:31 Can we talk about how crazy it isyou're still single?
321 00:15:34 -[woman] Yeah.-[Brooke] Me?
322 00:15:35 [Nikki] Mm-hmm.
323 00:15:36 [Brooke laughs] I mean, I…
324 00:15:38 -I don't know.-[Nikki] Oh my God.
325 00:15:40 You're the perfect blendof artsy and exotic. It's like catnip.
326 00:15:42 I mean…
327 00:15:43 Yo, Nikki, you should tag herin one of your Instagram Stories
328 00:15:46 so she can cherry-pickone of your 8 billion followers.
329 00:15:49 -[woman] How many followers do you have?-[Nikki] I mean, I don't look at it.
330 00:15:52 Oh, bullshit. You know exactlyhow many followers you have.
331 00:15:55 [Nikki] Why don't you tell me,seeing as you look at my Stories.
332 00:15:58 -[Dennis] I don't fuck with Instagram.-[Nikki] I know you have Instagram.
333 00:16:01 -You have two Instagrams.-[Dennis] Well, I get on there to…
334 00:16:07 ♪ And my hurting is just about over ♪
335 00:16:14 ♪ But baby, it's just starting for you… ♪
336 00:16:17 -[Dennis] "Who wants to see my Inst--"-[Nikki] No one wants to hear it.
337 00:16:20 All right, all right, all right.
338 00:16:22 Speaking of shit no one wants to hear,I'd like to propose a toast.
339 00:16:27 [whooping and drum roll]
340 00:16:28 -[Brooke] Let's do it.-[Dennis] Man of the house!
341 00:16:30 All right.
342 00:16:32 [exhales]
343 00:16:34 Eight years ago…
344 00:16:35 [music fades out]
345 00:16:36 Eight fucking years ago, my mom died.
346 00:16:41 And, um… I had to come here, her house,
347 00:16:44 and decide what to dowith all of her work and shit and…
348 00:16:49 [exhales]
349 00:16:51 Thought it was gonna bethe worst weekend of my life.
350 00:16:55 But then all of you…
351 00:16:57 mm, mm, mm and Forbes,
352 00:17:00 decided to come,and it ended up being the best.
353 00:17:05 And I know you all agreed back then
354 00:17:07 to come here the nightbefore my wedding and…
355 00:17:09 [clears throat]
356 00:17:11 But when I, um, said I wantedto spend this evening with you guys,
357 00:17:15 I was, um, I was high as fuckand I didn't really mean it.
358 00:17:18 So if you could all, you know?Yeah, no, if you could all leave.
359 00:17:21 Get the fuck out of here, you lightweight.
360 00:17:23 Just do it, Reuben.You were doing so good.
361 00:17:26 Finish your toast.
362 00:17:27 [Reuben] No, but, um, seriously…
363 00:17:33 I want this to be a special fucking night.
364 00:17:37 And… [exhales]
365 00:17:39 …being here with you…
366 00:17:43 is like being with my people, you know?
367 00:17:50 Sometimes, I feel like I can't…
368 00:17:55 -Um…-[knocking and all gasp]
369 00:17:57 [ominous sting plays]
370 00:17:58 -[Nikki] Oh my God.-Oh my God, is that Forbes?
371 00:18:00 [Reuben laughs]
372 00:18:05 It's Forbes, baby!
373 00:18:07 [grandiose music plays]
374 00:18:08 [Reuben] Forb-alicious, baby!
375 00:18:15 [grandiose music building]
376 00:18:56 -[grandiose music ends]-[suitcase thuds]
377 00:18:58 Making paper…
378 00:19:00 Just making paper.
379 00:19:02 [funk music playing]
380 00:19:04 [Cyrus] Oh! Game Boy in the house.
381 00:19:10 Remember from…
382 00:19:12 Uh, sorry, I was just…
383 00:19:13 How's it going, man?
384 00:19:15 Yeah.
385 00:19:16 Really good.
386 00:19:18 Yeah?
387 00:19:20 Are you and Shelby, um…?
388 00:19:22 Engaged? No, man, we're not.
389 00:19:25 Oh.
390 00:19:26 I'm sorry. I just…
391 00:19:28 Everybody has been askingthe second I came in the door,
392 00:19:31 and she's kind of been on me,
393 00:19:33 and I'm just… I'm not ready.
394 00:19:36 Everybody's kind of still…
395 00:19:38 And she's always talking about,like, having new experiences. Like…
396 00:19:42 I don't know, like, last week it was, uh,dance lessons, like, ballroom dancing.
397 00:19:47 Uh… [chuckling]
398 00:19:48 And, what, I'm gonna be,like, some dance guy?
399 00:19:52 And it's not even…It's, like, just everything.
400 00:19:54 It's, like, "Did you pick up the…"
401 00:19:57 And it's, like…And there's some good part…
402 00:20:00 But I guess it's about, like,you know, deciding.
403 00:20:03 You know?But I'm not in a place, particularly,
404 00:20:06 where I feel likeI can totally do that at the moment.
405 00:20:09 And… But I can't say that. Anyway, yeah…
406 00:20:12 Uh…
407 00:20:13 Things are going really great, man.
408 00:20:15 Things are…Things are going really, really great.
409 00:20:17 They're… I mean, I feel really lucky.
410 00:20:21 That's great.
411 00:20:22 [Cyrus inhales] Yeah, thanks, man.
412 00:20:24 [Reuben] Hey, is there someonewith the name Forbes in there?
413 00:20:27 [Forbes] There is.
414 00:20:28 [Reuben sings] Well, I got a jointwith your name written on it.
415 00:20:32 [Cyrus] Anyway.
416 00:20:33 [Nikki] It's not all about brands.
417 00:20:35 You know, there's a charity I work withthat brings relief to villages in Sudan.
418 00:20:39 Honestly, social mediais this amazing resource.
419 00:20:41 I don't think we really think of itthat way, but it's true.
420 00:20:44 You know, it connects people.
421 00:20:45 It can show peoplewhat's going on in the world.
422 00:20:47 It's a vessel.And that's so important, I think.
423 00:20:50 Mm. [inhales]
424 00:20:51 Saving the world one filter at a time.
425 00:20:53 [Nikki] Oh wow.Not all of us have a trust fund.
426 00:20:56 [Reuben] Ah,Forb-alicious in the room, baby!
427 00:20:59 I'm good.
428 00:21:00 [Dennis] Oh, buddy.
429 00:21:02 -Oh, no, thank you.-[Dennis] Really?
430 00:21:05 [Reuben] Thanks for making it out, man.
431 00:21:06 Of course. Wouldn't have missed it.
432 00:21:09 Oh, and I can't waitto meet the missus, really.
433 00:21:12 Hey, she's gorgeous. I mean, wow.
434 00:21:14 [Dennis] Oh, buddy,she's all right. [laughs]
435 00:21:17 [Brooke] Come on, sit down.Tell us everything.
436 00:21:19 [woman] What's the vibe tonight, Forbsies?
437 00:21:21 [Dennis] Yeah, buddy.Are we getting buck wild again
438 00:21:23 and breaking some shit or what?[laughs and makes kissing noises]
439 00:21:27 Yeah, um…
440 00:21:31 You know. Uh…
441 00:21:33 [Nikki laughs] No, we don't.
442 00:21:35 [Dennis snickers]
443 00:21:36 Oh, uh…
444 00:21:39 I don't know. I've just beentraveling the world and, uh, making paper.
445 00:21:45 [Reuben coughs]
446 00:21:46 [Nikki] Sick.
447 00:21:47 What, are you like an entrepreneur nowor something, bro? [laughs]
448 00:21:51 Is that, uh…
449 00:21:52 Is that what's in the suitcase?
450 00:21:55 You had mentioned that we might beplaying some games tonight.
451 00:21:58 -Do you still wanna play games?-Yeah, I wanna play games tonight, man.
452 00:22:01 Yeah, and if you guys aren't readyright now, I can put it away, and we can…
453 00:22:05 -[woman] Dude, I'm down.-I'm down to play a couple games.
454 00:22:08 -I'm perfectly faded right now.-[Brooke] I wanna play. Yeah.
455 00:22:11 Okay, so just, uh,before I open this suitcase,
456 00:22:15 this is just some"needs to stay in this room" type shit.
457 00:22:20 So, uh, no phones out or anything, okay?
458 00:22:23 [Dennis coughs] Bro, that's liketelling Nikki not to breathe and shit.
459 00:22:26 [Nikki] Dennis,you're just so funny all the time.
460 00:22:30 Um…
461 00:22:32 So my team and I have been workingon this thing for five years.
462 00:22:37 Yeah…
463 00:22:38 You know, I could explainto you all what it is,
464 00:22:40 but I think the best wayfor you to understand
465 00:22:43 is if you just try it yourself.
466 00:22:46 [suspenseful music playing]
467 00:22:51 [Brooke] Okay.
468 00:23:01 [machine powering up]
469 00:23:06 -[Forbes] So, everyone gets one of these.-[Nikki] Um…
470 00:23:09 -[Forbes] Reuben.-[Reuben] What is this?
471 00:23:12 [Forbes] Shelby.
472 00:23:14 [Dennis] What is this?
473 00:23:15 [Forbes] Dennis. Nikki. Maya.
474 00:23:17 -[Maya] I was expecting like a board game.-[Forbes] Brooke. Cyrus.
475 00:23:20 And these are mine.
476 00:23:23 Okay, so here we are.
477 00:23:27 So you just wanna take these electrodes
478 00:23:30 and place them on your temples like so.
479 00:23:36 [Dennis] Bro, you serious?
480 00:23:39 [Forbes] Don't worry. I'm doing it too.
481 00:23:43 [Dennis exhales] All right.
482 00:23:45 [Nikki] Okay.
483 00:23:47 [Cyrus] How does…
484 00:23:49 How does it, like…
485 00:23:51 [Forbes] It doesn't hurt at all, I swear.
486 00:23:55 [Maya] Okay.
487 00:23:57 Wait, Forbes. What is that?
488 00:24:01 It's just a 20-second experience.That's it. I promise.
489 00:24:12 Okay, ready?
490 00:24:14 [theatrically] And those werethe last words any of them heard.
491 00:24:18 Damn.
492 00:24:19 Dude, what if Forbes ismessing with the wires, but…
493 00:24:22 …nothing actually ended up happening.
494 00:24:26 Everybody, please keep your electrodes on.
495 00:24:28 -What the fuck?-No.
496 00:24:29 -Take a deep breath. It's okay.-Cyrus?
497 00:24:31 -Yo, bro!-Cyrus, what's happening?
498 00:24:33 -Yo, what the fuck, bro?-Cyrus?
499 00:24:35 -Oh fuck!-I'm over there.
500 00:24:37 Yo, what the fuck?What the fuck is going on?
501 00:24:40 -Oh fuck!-Three, two, and…
502 00:24:44 one.
503 00:24:44 [silence]
504 00:24:47 Oh my God.
505 00:24:48 [spluttering and panting]
506 00:24:51 [Brooke] What the fuck?
507 00:24:52 [spluttering and panting continues]
508 00:24:55 [Brooke] What the fuck?
509 00:24:58 It's trippy, huh?
510 00:25:00 Shit.
511 00:25:01 ["In My Room" playing]
512 00:25:02 Oh fuck!
513 00:25:03 Nikki, I was in you.That was like fucking--
514 00:25:06 [Maya] That was incredible.
515 00:25:07 Damn, bro! Bro, fuck!
516 00:25:09 -Fuck, man!-You're good. You're okay.
517 00:25:11 I was in Brooke!
518 00:25:12 -Oh my God!-I was in you!
519 00:25:14 ♪ Way at the end of the hall ♪
520 00:25:15 Yo, dude, what the fuck, Forbes?
521 00:25:17 …breathing your air.
522 00:25:19 -What the fuck?-What the fuck?
523 00:25:21 [Nikki] You were in me?
524 00:25:22 [distorted voices and groaning]
525 00:25:25 ♪ All alone in my room ♪
526 00:25:29 [Nikki] What the fuck just happened?
527 00:25:34 [Brooke] I was in you!
528 00:25:36 [Nikki] You were in me? [echoing]
529 00:25:37 -[Brooke] I was in you!-[Nikki] What the fuck? [echoing]
530 00:25:41 ♪ I play a dangerous game ♪
531 00:25:44 [Forbes] Look, guys. I get it. It's a lot.
532 00:25:48 But it's actually simplerthan you might think.
533 00:25:53 I mean, I don't evenreally know what to think.
534 00:25:57 [Forbes] Well, if you thinkof your brain as a hard drive,
535 00:26:02 then this just transfers the files.
536 00:26:07 How many people have, like, done this?
537 00:26:11 [Forbes] Oh, more than you might think.
538 00:26:14 Meaning what?
539 00:26:17 [Forbes] Uh, my team,
540 00:26:20 some friends.
541 00:26:22 Uh… you know.
542 00:26:26 What are you actually doing with it?
543 00:26:30 [Forbes] Oh, well,I actually can't really get into that.
544 00:26:34 I mean, it's technically, like,a top-secret thing.
545 00:26:37 No, I mean, what are you actuallydoing with it here, tonight?
546 00:26:42 Yeah, if it's technically top-secret,then why do you have it here at a party?
547 00:26:47 ♪ In my room… ♪
548 00:26:48 [Forbes] Oh, uh…
549 00:26:51 Well, to be honest, I was, um…
550 00:26:55 really surprised to get the invitation.
551 00:26:59 Like, I was surprisedthat you wanted me here.
552 00:27:02 Of course I wanted you here, man.
553 00:27:05 We all wanted you here.
554 00:27:08 [Forbes] Thank you.
555 00:27:11 Yeah?
556 00:27:12 -[Brooke] Yeah.-[Shelby] Yeah.
557 00:27:13 -[Cyrus] Yeah, man. I mean…-Okay, well, just…
558 00:27:16 I was just thinkinghow the last time we were here,
559 00:27:18 we were playing games like, uh, Mafiaor Werewolf or whatever it was.
560 00:27:24 [Maya] Yeah. Werewolf.
561 00:27:27 [Brooke] It was Mafia.
562 00:27:28 To be honest, my team and I,we actually spend a lot of the time
563 00:27:32 using the machineto play a game kind of like that.
564 00:27:36 ["No Other Love" by Jo Stafford playing]
565 00:27:38 What do you mean?
566 00:27:41 [Forbes] Um…
567 00:27:42 So we all get in a groupand we randomly swap bodies,
568 00:27:46 and then the game is thatwe all have to guess who is in whose body.
569 00:27:53 [Maya] Wow.
570 00:27:55 [Forbes] But we haven't seeneach other in a long time,
571 00:27:57 and it's your night, so, you know,don't let me derail it. We can just--
572 00:28:01 Let's do it.
573 00:28:03 ♪ Every time… ♪
574 00:28:06 I'm fucking down, man.
575 00:28:12 Same. [laughs]
576 00:28:15 I mean… It's not a coincidencethat we're all here together tonight.
577 00:28:21 Right?
578 00:28:22 -[Dennis] You seriously wanna do this?-What do you mean?
579 00:28:24 [Reuben] I'm doing it.I'm doing this, man.
580 00:28:27 -I wanna experience this.-[Dennis] Fuck.
581 00:28:29 -I know, because…-[Forbes] I think it'd be a lot of fun.
582 00:28:31 [Nikki] When else are we gonna geta chance to do something like this?
583 00:28:34 [Forbes] A fun bonding experience.
584 00:28:36 -It's your night. You wanna do this shit…-[Maya] It's like reincarnation, right?
585 00:28:39 -Forbes, is this dangerous?-[Nikki] Why not use it?
586 00:28:42 -Fuck.-How do you know that it's even safe?
587 00:28:45 [Forbes] Don't worry. It's totally safe.There's no side effects.
588 00:28:49 Don't worry. It's totally safe.There's no side eff--
589 00:28:54 [exhales sharply]
590 00:28:56 [Dennis] Dude.
591 00:28:58 [Cyrus] All right, man. Ha-ha.
592 00:29:00 -[Nikki] Forbes?-[Dennis] Forbes. Bro, quit playing.
593 00:29:03 -[Cyrus] Okay. Hey.-[Brooke] What's happening?
594 00:29:05 -Forbes?-[Nikki] Oh my God!
595 00:29:06 -[Forbes groans]-Forbes?
596 00:29:08 [exclaiming and banging]
597 00:29:10 Forbes?
598 00:29:10 -Oh my God, something's happening!-[Forbes screams]
599 00:29:13 Totally fine. I'm fine. [laughs]
600 00:29:15 -[Nikki] Oh my God!-[Cyrus] Jesus Christ, bro!
601 00:29:17 -[Nikki] What the fuck, Forbes?-[Brooke] What the fuck?
602 00:29:20 -[Maya] You fucking asshole.-[Dennis] Goddamn it, man.
603 00:29:24 [Nikki] Are we doing this?
604 00:29:25 -[Brooke] Freaked me out.-You haven't changed one fucking bit.
605 00:29:28 -You fucking psycho.-I fucking love you, man!
606 00:29:30 Oh my God. Dude.
607 00:29:32 This is gonna bethe best fucking night, man!
608 00:29:36 The best fucking night!
609 00:29:37 -Oh, you've been to Hawaii.-Yeah.
610 00:29:39 Yeah. I actually…
611 00:29:41 He just did it without tellingany of us what it was,
612 00:29:43 and that makes me really uncomfortable.
613 00:29:45 I don't understand how you're so calm.
614 00:29:47 [Cyrus] Okay, look, if you don'twanna do it, I won't do it either.
615 00:29:52 Okay, but don't make me feel guiltyabout ruining your night.
616 00:29:55 [Cyrus] No. But what, you're gonna sit offwhile everyone does it without you?
617 00:29:59 [Forbes] …get down to Las Vegas.
618 00:30:00 [Cyrus] Look, Shelbow, we're alwaystalking about shared experiences, right?
619 00:30:04 [Shelby] Mm-hmm.
620 00:30:05 [Cyrus] This could be somethingwe do together.
621 00:30:09 This could be a really fun thing, I think.
622 00:30:11 [women laughing]
623 00:30:14 -Okay.-Yeah?
624 00:30:16 -Yeah? Let's do it.-Okay. Yeah.
625 00:30:17 -Okay. Fine, fine, fine.-Yeah. Yeah.
626 00:30:19 -That was really scary, but okay.-[Cyrus] I know. I know.
627 00:30:22 -I'll do it.-[Cyrus] Okay. Yeah?
628 00:30:24 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
629 00:30:26 Okay. So, here's how this works.
630 00:30:30 -[machine whining]-[shutters clicking]
631 00:30:32 Each of us gets a lovelylittle Polaroid photo taken.
632 00:30:35 [tense music playing]
633 00:30:37 While we're playing the game,
634 00:30:38 anyone can guesswho is in whose body at any point.
635 00:30:42 If someone correctly guesses who you are,
636 00:30:45 your photo is pinned to your bodyand you lose the round.
637 00:30:49 If someone incorrectly guesses,
638 00:30:51 then they have to reveal who they areand they are out of the round.
639 00:30:55 But what's to prevent someone from lying?
640 00:30:58 [Forbes] I'll know who everyone isbecause I'm going to program the machine.
641 00:31:01 Okay, so you're likethe Dungeon Master, right?
642 00:31:04 Wait, but then you can just totally win.
643 00:31:07 [Forbes] No, because the Dungeon Mastercannot make guesses,
644 00:31:10 nor can she or he win.
645 00:31:13 Any other questions?
646 00:31:15 I have one.
647 00:31:17 If I wind up in Reuben's body,does that mean I'm cool to use the N-word?
648 00:31:20 -Oh my God.-As if you have to even ask.
649 00:31:22 I'll be in character and shit, bro.For playing the game. Fuck. Shit.
650 00:31:26 How long does it last?
651 00:31:28 Just until we switch backat the end of the round,
652 00:31:31 or being the Dungeon Master,I can just call the round whenever.
653 00:31:36 Okay.
654 00:31:37 Shelby, you don't have to do thisif you don't want.
655 00:31:39 We're not gonna force you to do it.
656 00:31:41 -[Dennis] Cyrus will.-Dude.
657 00:31:43 Would it make you more comfortableif I showed you how the machine worked?
658 00:31:47 No. No, I'm okay.
659 00:31:49 -Thanks.-[Forbes] Okay.
660 00:31:50 -I'm ready. Yeah.-Okay.
661 00:31:52 Well, then, the game starts in three--
662 00:31:55 [gasps] Oh my God!
663 00:31:56 [others laughing]
664 00:31:59 [music ends]
665 00:32:00 Three,
666 00:32:02 two…
667 00:32:03 [machine powering up]
668 00:32:04 one.
669 00:32:05 [inhales deeply]
670 00:32:09 [breathes shakily]
671 00:32:19 [classical music playing]
672 00:32:29 [opera singing]
673 00:32:34 [gasping] Oh my God! Oh my God!
674 00:32:37 [others laughing]
675 00:32:38 All right. I'm gonna guess that Shelbyis in Brooke's body.
676 00:32:43 Uh, yeah.
677 00:32:45 -Shelby?-Uh-huh.
678 00:32:47 You good?
679 00:32:51 Yeah.
680 00:32:52 [Cyrus laughs]
681 00:32:54 Yeah, I feel really good, actually.
682 00:32:56 Wait. Is she now high as fuckbecause Brooke was high as fuck?
683 00:33:00 [woman laughing]
684 00:33:02 That's amazing.
685 00:33:03 [opera music continues]
686 00:33:29 [inaudible]
687 00:33:53 -[opera music fades]-["Don't you Know" by Della Reese playing]
688 00:33:56 ♪ Don't you know ♪
689 00:34:00 [laughing]
690 00:34:07 I bet I could figure outwhich one of you guys is Reuben.
691 00:34:11 Are you gonna lookthrough his phone or something?
692 00:34:13 -[Forbes] Shit.-[Nikki] Oh my God.
693 00:34:15 -Oh yes.-All right.
694 00:34:16 There we go. Whip it out. Whip it out.
695 00:34:18 Yo, yo! What are you doing, man?
696 00:34:20 What the fuck you doing, man?
697 00:34:22 -That's not funny.-It's just a game.
698 00:34:25 That's fucking racist, man.
699 00:34:35 [Cyrus shrieks and laughs]
700 00:34:38 Oh man, you should have seen your face!
701 00:34:40 I'm playing with you!
702 00:34:42 -I'm playing with you! We good, bro!-Yeah.
703 00:34:44 [Cyrus] We good.
704 00:34:45 Come on, it's a game. It's a game.
705 00:34:47 Let the record showReuben is in Cyrus's body.
706 00:34:50 But seriously…
707 00:34:53 …keep my dick in your pants.
708 00:34:55 [laughing]
709 00:34:58 Yeah, dude.
710 00:34:59 Maya.
711 00:35:01 Maya, final guess.
712 00:35:02 What?
713 00:35:04 How the fuck?
714 00:35:05 Yeah. Maya's in Nikki's body.
715 00:35:07 [scoffs] Asshole.
716 00:35:09 [Forbes] No one says "dude"except you, dude.
717 00:35:11 Perfunctory move, dude.
718 00:35:12 -[Brooke coughs]-Maybe you shouldn't overdo it, Shelbow.
719 00:35:15 -Oh! "Shelbow."-[Nikki laughs]
720 00:35:18 Cyrus is in Dennis's body.
721 00:35:20 [exhales] Fine.
722 00:35:21 [sound echoing and distorting]
723 00:35:24 [Maya, distorted]Well, Forbes gets Forbes or…
724 00:35:28 [ominous music playing]
725 00:35:33 [indistinct and distorted voice]
726 00:35:41 [laughing] Hey, man.
727 00:35:43 [shutter clicking]
728 00:35:45 Hey.
729 00:35:47 Forbes.
730 00:35:50 Wait, I thought you were Forbes.
731 00:35:58 [Reuben exhales]
732 00:36:00 Well, why'd you say you were me?
733 00:36:03 [echoing] It's cool, man. It's justnow everyone thinks that I'm you.
734 00:36:11 Like, I… [splutters]
735 00:36:13 I'm… [laughs] …I don't…
736 00:36:15 [splutters] Yeah, it's, it's cool…
737 00:36:20 Well, you said somethingabout new opportunities…
738 00:36:29 Forbes.
739 00:36:32 [footsteps fading]
740 00:36:37 [indistinct chatter]
741 00:36:48 This fucking house.
742 00:37:13 [Nikki] Hey…
743 00:37:18 Forbsies.
744 00:37:20 [Reuben] Hey. What are you, uh, doing?
745 00:37:24 [Nikki] Hmm.
746 00:37:25 Figuring out if blondesreally do have more fun. [laughs]
747 00:37:29 [Reuben] Do they?
748 00:37:38 Do you have a girlfriend, Forbsies?
749 00:37:41 Oh, no. No. Not really. No.
750 00:37:46 [Nikki] Hmm.
751 00:37:48 I have a boyfriend.
752 00:37:51 Yeah?
753 00:37:53 Is he, um, coming to the… the wedding?
754 00:38:00 [Nikki exhales]
755 00:38:02 Did you know Reuben and Iused to be a thing?
756 00:38:07 [Reuben] Uh, yeah.
757 00:38:11 [Nikki exhales]
758 00:38:13 Now he's getting married.
759 00:38:15 [Reuben whispers] Oh.
760 00:38:22 But you're not Reuben.
761 00:38:25 Do you, uh, want… want me to be?
762 00:38:30 [intriguing music playing]
763 00:38:37 This game is kind of hot.
764 00:38:51 Do you still think about me?
765 00:38:54 [distorted] Yes.
766 00:38:58 [Maya] Tell me.
767 00:38:59 [Cyrus] I think about you all the time.
768 00:39:02 [Cyrus moans]
769 00:39:04 [Maya] Do you think about mewhen you're with her? [breathing heavily]
770 00:39:09 [distorted] You have no idea.
771 00:39:14 Then leave her for me.
772 00:39:16 Say it.
773 00:39:19 I'll leave her for you.
774 00:39:22 [distorted] I'll leave everything for you.
775 00:39:23 [shouting] Oh fuck!
776 00:39:25 -Are you okay?-[Reuben] Oh! Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
777 00:39:27 There's some sharp glass thereor something.
778 00:39:29 Ow, fu-- I'm good. I'm good.
779 00:39:32 Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.
780 00:39:36 Are you all right?
781 00:39:39 Yeah, yeah. We're… We're…
782 00:39:41 We're… We're… We're fine.
783 00:39:51 Whoa.
784 00:39:55 That was really fucking crazy.
785 00:39:57 [inhales]
786 00:39:58 Like, this was just happeningand then I was just looking at myself.
787 00:40:04 My actual body walked in hereand it was, like, saying something.
788 00:40:07 Mmm.
789 00:40:09 Yeah, yeah. It was… It was trippy.
790 00:40:14 Who's in my body?
791 00:40:16 I don't… I don't know.
792 00:40:18 What do you mean you don't know?Didn't you program everyone?
793 00:40:21 I… I wrote it down.
794 00:40:25 [inhales]
795 00:40:27 -Yeah, I'm gonna go.-Yeah, okay. Yeah… Now?
796 00:40:30 You don't wanna hang out, like, more or…?
797 00:40:37 Dude, is this why you wantedto play this game?
798 00:40:41 -Because that's actually really creepy.-What? No.
799 00:40:43 You said this game was hotlike ten seconds ago.
800 00:40:46 You said this game was like hot and…
801 00:40:51 Out-of-body experiences are like trueobjective judgment in the eyes of Buddha.
802 00:40:57 Yeah, I… I don't… Yeah.
803 00:40:59 Oh my…
804 00:41:00 [raising voice] I was being Reuben!That was me being Reuben!
805 00:41:04 But I'm Forbes now, though. I'm…
806 00:41:08 [exhales]
807 00:41:09 I'm Forbes Blomquist.
808 00:41:11 ["C'est Les Vacances"by Sacha Distel playing]
809 00:41:28 [voices in distance]
810 00:41:33 [laughing in distance]
811 00:41:36 [Cyrus] Oh, of course I do. [laughs]
812 00:41:39 -[Brooke] Wait, spin me again.-[Cyrus] Oh, here we go.
813 00:41:42 [laughing] Yeah!
814 00:41:45 Hey, it's me!
815 00:41:46 -Hi!-That's me, baby! Yeah!
816 00:41:49 -[Brooke] It's Forbes.-Hey.
817 00:41:51 Hi, Forbes. [laughs]
818 00:41:53 Shelby, what's, uh… What's going on?Just… Just dancing?
819 00:41:57 [Brooke] You're legit a genius.
820 00:41:59 I was a little nervousabout this whole thing, but it's amazing.
821 00:42:02 [Cyrus] It's incredible.
822 00:42:03 -Yeah, that---Do you like to dance?
823 00:42:05 My Cyrus doesn't ever dance with me.
824 00:42:07 I… Uh…
825 00:42:09 I'm sure he… He would. He probably would.
826 00:42:12 No, he can besuch a wet blanket sometimes.
827 00:42:14 [mimicking] "I don't wanna dance.I wanna play video games."
828 00:42:19 It's porn. It's porn.
829 00:42:21 -[laughs] No, no, no. It's on his laptop.-[mimicking] Like this?
830 00:42:25 -Before or after sex?-What sex?
831 00:42:27 -Hey! Hey, guys!-No, that is not okay!
832 00:42:30 -Let's switch out. Let's switch back.-No, come on!
833 00:42:32 No, I think we should.
834 00:42:33 It's not good to stayin someone else's body for too long.
835 00:42:36 -It's---No, your face has to be, like…
836 00:42:38 -Shelby, don't come in. I'm working.-It's… It's…
837 00:42:41 -Yeah.-Can you please stop that?
838 00:42:42 Just fucking stop!
839 00:42:44 -[laughing]-[Forbes] Is that what I hear?
840 00:42:46 [Reuben] Are you sure everyone'sin the right spot?
841 00:42:48 [Dennis] Everything's set.
842 00:42:50 It's fine. It's ready.
843 00:42:51 [laughing and murmuring]
844 00:42:54 -Okay, guys.-[Forbes] Fucking hot.
845 00:42:57 Get ready to jump backinto your boring asshole bodies.
846 00:43:01 -[Shelby laughs]-Three, two, one.
847 00:43:04 -[machine clicks]-[high-pitched ringing]
848 00:43:06 [distorted cheering and laughing]
849 00:43:11 [Maya and Nikki] Oh my God.
850 00:43:12 [Reuben] There goes my white privilege.
851 00:43:14 [others laughing]
852 00:43:16 [Dennis] Fuck, bro. Whoo! Damn!
853 00:43:19 -["Okosa-Bushi" by Chiemi Eri playing]-[Dennis] Whoo! Big up! Oh shit.
854 00:43:22 -[Shelby] Did you have fun?-Yeah, crazy.
855 00:43:24 [women chanting] Round two! Round two!Round two! Round two! Round two!
856 00:43:29 Round two! Round two!Round two! Round two!
857 00:43:33 Guys, guys, guys. I was actually thinkingI'm feeling a little tired.
858 00:43:36 -[Nikki] No! Forbes, come on, no.-[Reuben] What?
859 00:43:39 This is so fun. We wanna go again.
860 00:43:41 Seriously, when you see yourself,
861 00:43:42 like, literally see yourselffrom the outside, it's like--
862 00:43:46 -More potential.-Yeah, exactly.
863 00:43:47 When you look at someone and seethe potential they don't see. [moans]
864 00:43:51 -It's like addictive.-[Forbes] Yeah.
865 00:43:53 It's like there's no drugthat can compare with the high
866 00:43:56 of being in someone else's body.
867 00:43:57 -Yeah.-Yeah.
868 00:43:58 Each body you're going into
869 00:44:00 is giving you another pieceof the human condition.
870 00:44:02 [Brooke] Exactly. Yes!
871 00:44:03 After a while,you want to constantly switch.
872 00:44:06 -[Nikki] Yeah.-That's why you wanna constantly switch.
873 00:44:08 No, but, like, Forbes…Like, this… Even this game is important.
874 00:44:12 Like, playing this,becoming a different ethnicity,
875 00:44:15 could change people's world views.Like, it's big stuff.
876 00:44:17 Playing the game for 30 minutesisn't gonna turn you into Malcolm X.
877 00:44:20 Right, thank you so much,Mr. Can I Say the N-word. Oh my God.
878 00:44:23 [Reuben] You don't know shitabout Malcolm anyway, baby.
879 00:44:26 I'm actually great. I had so much fun.
880 00:44:29 -Did you have fun?-Yeah.
881 00:44:30 What made it so fun for you?Was there anything specific?
882 00:44:33 Was there anything in particularthat made it, like, extra fun for you or…
883 00:44:37 No. I… I just had fun.
884 00:44:39 -Oh wow.-Yeah.
885 00:44:41 Wow, it was just fun. That's so fun.
886 00:44:43 -Yeah.-Wow.
887 00:44:45 I'm glad you had such a fun time.
888 00:44:47 Yeah. You were right.
889 00:44:49 -[ominous musical flourish]-Well, that's great.
890 00:44:51 That's just really… [fading]
891 00:44:53 ["Canadian Sunset"by Eddie Heywood playing]
892 00:45:03 [Dennis] Hey, Forbes. [chuckles]
893 00:45:06 What's up, bro?
894 00:45:07 Hey, man. What's up?
895 00:45:08 Oh yeah. Good, bro. Good. Fuck.
896 00:45:11 Good. Dude, when I was just in your body,I was looking in the mirror,
897 00:45:16 and I was like, "Damn, bro."
898 00:45:18 "I don't think Forbesand I have, like, talked since college."
899 00:45:21 -Right.-Crazy, bro.
900 00:45:23 [laughing]
901 00:45:25 Yeah, bro. Um…
902 00:45:27 [indistinct chatter in background]
903 00:45:28 Look, uh, real shit, man. Um…
904 00:45:34 I feel bad.
905 00:45:36 Uh, I mean, we both feel bad, like…
906 00:45:39 Bro, we… We…
907 00:45:41 All that shit we said about that night,
908 00:45:43 we never would've said thatif we knew it was gonna get you expelled.
909 00:45:46 -And, like---What? What do you mean?
910 00:45:48 Who's "we?"
911 00:45:50 Oh, Reuben and I, bro.
912 00:45:52 I'm not trying to speakon his behalf or anything--
913 00:45:55 Yeah. No, you're good, but…
914 00:45:56 -Yeah, but Reuben too?-[song fades]
915 00:45:59 Nah, bro, nah.I mean, just all that shit that he said…
916 00:46:02 That we said to the deanor whatever and, um…
917 00:46:07 You know, man, all that shit.All that drama with your sister and stuff.
918 00:46:10 -I just…-[Forbes] Mm-hmm.
919 00:46:13 [exhales] Bro, we were just, like,such dumb fucking kids, you know?
920 00:46:16 -[Forbes chuckles]-Just stupid or whatever, and, um…
921 00:46:21 Yeah, man, I… I, um…
922 00:46:24 Bro, I just wanna make surethat we're, like, cool.
923 00:46:28 I mean, you, me, Reuben, Beatrice.
924 00:46:32 All of us.
925 00:46:34 Yeah, man.
926 00:46:36 Yeah, no, we're cool.
927 00:46:38 [women chanting] Round two!Round two! Round two! Round two!
928 00:46:42 Round two! Round two!
929 00:46:44 Yeah, I got another quick round in me.
930 00:46:46 -[all cheering]-[Dennis] Fuck yeah.
931 00:46:48 The machine's got one more round,then it has to charge for 24 hours.
932 00:46:51 I'm upping my game this round.
933 00:46:53 [Dennis] Yes, bro. All in,Christian Bale-level shit, man.
934 00:46:57 -[Shelby] Can you show me how it works?-[Forbes] Sure.
935 00:46:59 [Shelby] Really?
936 00:47:00 Hey, I'm sorry. Not to be a buzzkill,but I think I might sit out this round.
937 00:47:04 I got kind of a headache. Uh…
938 00:47:06 You know what they say, the best curefor a headache is a new body.
939 00:47:10 [Reuben] But then one of ushas a headache and then…
940 00:47:12 Bro, I think we'll be ableto handle this little headache.
941 00:47:15 -Could you not do that right now?-Do what, bro?
942 00:47:17 -Honey, are you okay?-Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, it's…
943 00:47:20 Well, we can go on without him,right, Forbes?
944 00:47:22 I feel like youand I really got shafted last round.
945 00:47:25 We never even gotto get into character, you know?
946 00:47:27 It seemed obviousyou were in Forbes last round, so…
947 00:47:30 Oh really?
948 00:47:31 Yeah, you said "perfunctory."
949 00:47:33 Nobody says "perfunctory"out loud in an actual sentence
950 00:47:36 unless they're overcompensating.
951 00:47:38 [Dennis] I guess I'm not as good as youat pretending to be someone else.
952 00:47:41 -[laughs] Really? Sure seems like you are.-All right, guys.
953 00:47:44 Oh, really, bro?What are you trying to say?
954 00:47:46 Why'd you talk like you're in a rap video?
955 00:47:48 -Did you just say "rap video?"-All right.
956 00:47:50 -It's chill, bro---All the time.
957 00:47:51 Relax! Relax!
958 00:47:53 I'm not trying to defend anybody.I think he's really annoying.
959 00:47:56 I'm just saying you get super madand you don't let anything go.
960 00:47:59 -And it's not healthy.-It is healthy.
961 00:48:01 Letting shit go isn't healthy.
962 00:48:02 You never learn from it
963 00:48:03 and you let people take advantage of youover and over, like the dental hygienist.
964 00:48:07 Oh my God!
965 00:48:08 -That's a perfect example---What should I have said to her?
966 00:48:11 I don't know.Like, "Hey, what you did was wrong."
967 00:48:14 "It was fucking wrongand you're a shitty person."
968 00:48:17 "You deserve to livethe rest of your miserable existence
969 00:48:20 with a rusty shovel crammed up your ass."
970 00:48:22 "So fuck on that, bitch."
971 00:48:25 Why don't you go and tell Dennis thatso you can feel better?
972 00:48:29 [Cyrus scoffs] All right, I'm not gonna…
973 00:48:32 Look…
974 00:48:35 Forbes lied.
975 00:48:37 He said he was me.
976 00:48:39 What?
977 00:48:40 In the last round, I was Reuben.
978 00:48:44 -But Forbes said he was me.-Honey, it's a game.
979 00:48:47 I don't feel good about it, okay?
980 00:48:49 An hour ago, you were tryingto convince me to play,
981 00:48:52 and now I'm actually having a good time,you're questioning it?
982 00:48:55 -Honey, that's not fair.-Okay, all right, okay.
983 00:48:59 All right.
984 00:49:00 [excited chatter in distance]
985 00:49:03 Okay, why don't we have a signal, okay?
986 00:49:06 Why don't we have a signalso that we know whose body we are in?
987 00:49:10 Why?
988 00:49:12 If they're… We're dealing…I mean, if the technology…
989 00:49:16 If you're…
990 00:49:17 -There's an emergency---Yeah, okay, fine, fine.
991 00:49:20 Okay. Maybe it's like… Wait, just…
992 00:49:25 -You… No, more…-Great.
993 00:49:26 -No, come on. You gotta do it subtle.-Great.
994 00:49:29 More subtle, though. You have to do…
995 00:49:31 -There you go. Exactly.-Great.
996 00:49:33 -Don't yell at me.-I'm not yelling at you.
997 00:49:36 [music crescendos and ends]
998 00:49:40 [Forbes] That one goes here.
999 00:49:42 [Shelby] Oh, I get it. That makes sense.
1000 00:49:45 [Forbes] What do you think?Think we're ready to go?
1001 00:49:47 Yeah.
1002 00:49:48 -It's this button, right?-That's the one.
1003 00:49:50 [Shelby] The switches stay off?
1004 00:49:52 That's a bird shadow.
1005 00:49:53 -[Shelby] Is everybody ready?-Oh shit, yeah.
1006 00:49:55 -[Shelby] All right.-[Maya] It's great luck.
1007 00:49:58 [Shelby] Three,
1008 00:49:59 two,
1009 00:50:01 one.
1010 00:50:02 [high-pitched ringing]
1011 00:50:09 [electronic whirring building]
1012 00:50:12 [electronic whirring stops]
1013 00:50:14 [breathing deeply]
1014 00:50:40 [mysterious music playing]
1015 00:50:53 [Nikki] Vibes.
1016 00:50:54 Spiral emoji. Spiral emoji. Spir--
1017 00:50:57 Spiral eyes. Spiral eyes. Spiral…
1018 00:50:59 Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1019 00:51:11 Oh, hey, cutie.
1020 00:51:15 Oh, hey, cutie.
1021 00:51:21 Oh, hey, cutie.
1022 00:51:27 [giggles]
1023 00:51:30 [exhales]
1024 00:51:33 [cell phone chiming]
1025 00:51:39 Jesus.
1026 00:51:40 -Hot.-Marry me.
1027 00:51:41 -Suddenly, I'm thirs---So much heat.
1028 00:51:43 [cell phone chiming]
1029 00:51:48 [muffled voice] We're doing drugs.What the fuck is he doing?
1030 00:51:56 [disembodied laughter]
1031 00:51:58 [laughing]
1032 00:52:05 Do you think you're a good person?
1033 00:52:09 [Cyrus cackles]
1034 00:52:13 [Reuben chuckles]
1035 00:52:16 [whimsical music playing]
1036 00:52:33 [inaudible]
1037 00:52:41 [inaudible]
1038 00:53:04 There's something… different.
1039 00:53:08 [Dennis] Yeah, yeah.
1040 00:53:10 Yeah, your smile is, like,more pronounced.
1041 00:53:13 Oh my God, totally. It's so crazy.
1042 00:53:16 -Okay, my official guess is that---No, no, no.
1043 00:53:19 -Don't guess. Don't guess.-Why?
1044 00:53:21 Oh, cheater. Not allowed.
1045 00:53:24 It's way more fun not knowing.
1046 00:53:27 Like, I have no idea who you are,
1047 00:53:31 but you could kill him,and I'd still think that it was Brooke.
1048 00:53:34 We're gonna eventually find outwho everyone is, so not really.
1049 00:53:37 Yeah, okay, but what if we didn't?
1050 00:53:57 -[Brooke] Wanna get some wine?-Um. I've got to just…
1051 00:54:00 So, what are, like, the current going-onswith the Buddhist community?
1052 00:54:05 Oh, you know, just, like,Zen, Zen, Zen, baby.
1053 00:54:09 [laughing]
1054 00:54:13 No? Okay.
1055 00:54:15 -Okay, I'm gonna get some water.-Okay.
1056 00:54:17 -[door closing]-[Maya] What?
1057 00:54:22 'Sup?
1058 00:54:23 [Maya] 'Sup?
1059 00:54:25 [chuckles]
1060 00:54:29 You, uh…
1061 00:54:31 checked out the roof yet…
1062 00:54:33 Maya?
1063 00:54:35 I have not… Dennis. [chuckles]
1064 00:54:45 Shall we?
1065 00:54:48 [Maya] Lead the way, good sire.
1066 00:54:52 [giggles] I make my own shampooout of narcissism and oil of humblebrag.
1067 00:54:56 [laughs]I like this extremely self-aware Nikki.
1068 00:55:00 -[laughing]-Oh, look at her go.
1069 00:55:03 How much did you guys do?
1070 00:55:05 Yes.
1071 00:55:06 [all laughing]
1072 00:55:08 [Cyrus] Yes.
1073 00:55:09 -[Nikki screams] Oh my God, a spider!-[Cyrus] Oh shit!
1074 00:55:12 -[Nikki] There's a huge spider!-[Cyrus screams]
1075 00:55:15 -Okay.-[Nikki] No, don't touch it! Oh my God!
1076 00:55:18 It went into the forest.
1077 00:55:20 Hey, Nikki, uh…
1078 00:55:22 Yeah, just Brooke wanted, I think, to, um…
1079 00:55:25 show you somethingin the greenhouse or whatever.
1080 00:55:28 -Why? What is it? [laughs]-[Forbes] I don't know.
1081 00:55:30 She was just like, "Oh, hey, Forbes,could you just go get Nikki?" You know?
1082 00:55:36 I was like, "Okay, yeah, cool."
1083 00:55:38 So I'm just… I don't know,just coming to get you or whatever.
1084 00:55:43 And other shady-sounding shitavailable now on Audible.
1085 00:55:49 That's hilarious.
1086 00:55:50 Options, take drugs or abscondwith the little boy in body number three.
1087 00:55:57 Oh yeah, "abscond with the boy."It seemed a little urgent.
1088 00:56:00 So I was just thinkingthat maybe we should just go right now.
1089 00:56:02 -[Nikki] Okay, Forbes.-Okay.
1090 00:56:04 Hold your horses.
1091 00:56:06 -Hold your horses.-Look how he walks!
1092 00:56:08 Look how he walks!
1093 00:56:15 Where's Brooke?
1094 00:56:20 [Forbes] Are you serious?I just heard your spider freak-out.
1095 00:56:24 What do you mean?
1096 00:56:26 [Forbes] Really, you're gonna do thisto my face right now?
1097 00:56:29 Okay. Okay, fine.
1098 00:56:31 God, you win. Are you happy?
1099 00:56:33 What's the matter? Why are you mad at me?
1100 00:56:35 I'm just playing the game like you wanted.
1101 00:56:37 You wanted me to play. Now I'm playing.
1102 00:56:39 Part of the game is not telling anyonewhat you're doing or who you are.
1103 00:56:43 It's freaking me out right now.
1104 00:56:45 Just how into this you are.
1105 00:56:46 I thought we had a deal or whatever.
1106 00:56:48 -Now you're just like---Whoa.
1107 00:56:52 That's really crazy.
1108 00:56:54 What?
1109 00:56:58 I can see your face in Forbes's face.
1110 00:57:01 Like, I can…
1111 00:57:06 Say something else.
1112 00:57:08 [Forbes] Like what?
1113 00:57:31 Uh…
1114 00:57:32 Wait. Um…
1115 00:57:41 It'll be like I'm wearing a wig.
1116 00:57:43 [mischievous music playing]
1117 00:57:49 [Dennis] Yeah.
1118 00:57:53 Oh, careful, careful.
1119 00:57:54 -You okay?-Yeah. Yeah.
1120 00:57:56 Sorry, this, uh…
1121 00:57:58 This whole place is falling apart.
1122 00:58:01 Oh, it's, uh… It's nice up here.
1123 00:58:04 Yeah.
1124 00:58:06 Yeah, it is, huh?
1125 00:58:12 Well, you know, I, uh…
1126 00:58:14 …thought you'd like it'cause of your, uh, your wings there.
1127 00:58:18 [Maya] Oh.
1128 00:58:19 Right. Yeah. [chuckles]
1129 00:58:21 But you're also part deer.
1130 00:58:23 Oh yeah. So I can't get too elevated.
1131 00:58:27 -Oh, right.-Yeah. [laughs]
1132 00:58:29 And you like mooning people apparently?
1133 00:58:32 -Apparently hanging out next to teepees.-Okay.
1134 00:58:35 And you got some other onesgoing on down there.
1135 00:58:38 Wow.
1136 00:58:41 Really?
1137 00:58:42 Yeah, that was a Dennis thing to say,because, uh, well, I'm Dennis.
1138 00:58:48 -Bro. [chuckles]-Yeah.
1139 00:58:50 Enjoying it, aren't you?
1140 00:58:52 -[chuckles] Yeah.-[laughs]
1141 00:58:58 I mean, he, uh…
1142 00:59:00 He does what he wants.
1143 00:59:04 [Maya] What do you want?
1144 00:59:13 [both breathing heavily]
1145 00:59:15 [both breathing heavily]
1146 00:59:19 Call me Nikki.
1147 00:59:20 Oh, you're high.
1148 00:59:21 It's okay, honey.
1149 00:59:27 Say it.
1150 00:59:28 Uh…
1151 00:59:30 Nikki. [snickers]
1152 00:59:32 Yeah, say it again.
1153 00:59:35 [moans] Nikki.
1154 00:59:38 Nikki.
1155 00:59:40 Nikki.
1156 00:59:42 Nikki.
1157 00:59:44 Sorry, sorry.
1158 00:59:46 For what?
1159 00:59:49 [gravel crunching]
1160 00:59:55 -Tell me you want me.-I want you.
1161 00:59:58 I want you, Nikki.
1162 01:00:00 [moaning and electricity crackling]
1163 01:00:03 -[distorted] Forbes.-[moans]
1164 01:00:05 Forbes.
1165 01:00:07 Forbes.
1166 01:00:08 -[groaning] Wait.-It's okay. It's okay.
1167 01:00:11 Tell me you want me.
1168 01:00:13 -What?-I can't do this.
1169 01:00:14 -No, come here.-[distorted] No, stop.
1170 01:00:16 [kissing and moaning]
1171 01:00:23 [electronic crackling]
1172 01:00:25 [moaning heavily]
1173 01:00:34 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
1174 01:00:39 You look just like her.
1175 01:00:43 [electronic crackling]
1176 01:00:47 Keep talking to me. Keep talking to me.
1177 01:00:51 -Do you know who I am?-Yeah.
1178 01:00:54 I know who you are. I don't care.
1179 01:00:56 -You sure?-Yeah.
1180 01:00:57 Yeah. I wanna be with you.
1181 01:00:59 [Cyrus] I don't wanna do this anymore.
1182 01:01:01 I wanna go inside,tell everyone who we are,
1183 01:01:03 or I'll guess you, you guess me,everyone will find out, then we'll switch.
1184 01:01:06 I can't do this anymore.
1185 01:01:07 -Why are you gonna do that?-You're freaking me out.
1186 01:01:09 I'm freaked the fuck out right now.
1187 01:01:10 -You're acting like a different person.-Look at me.
1188 01:01:13 I am a different person.
1189 01:01:14 You see what I…You can hear yourself, right?
1190 01:01:17 Cyrus, it's a game,and you're being a sore fucking loser.
1191 01:01:21 You wanna fuck Forbes.
1192 01:01:22 I saw you talking to him.Asking him, "How do I use the machine?"
1193 01:01:25 I don't wanna fuck Forbes,I wanna fuck you.
1194 01:01:27 Because I'm in Forbes's body!
1195 01:01:29 Forbes's body, your body.I can't get laid by you in any body
1196 01:01:32 because all you dois jerk off on your fucking laptop!
1197 01:01:34 Wait, I'm sorry.We're not supposed to talk about that.
1198 01:01:37 Guess I have to just feel guilty
1199 01:01:39 about masturbating in the showerwith my loofah brush!
1200 01:01:41 I'm going inside and telling everyonewho we are, and we're done.
1201 01:01:44 -[Shelby] No!-I can't do this.
1202 01:01:46 -I can't do this anymore-Cyrus, come back. Cyrus!
1203 01:01:48 -Say it again.-I wanna be with you.
1204 01:01:52 I wanna be with you.
1205 01:01:54 -I love you.-I love you. I love you.
1206 01:01:56 Couldn't keep your eyes off the mirror!Classic Nikki!
1207 01:01:59 You're Dennisbecause you're being an asshole.
1208 01:02:01 You're not allowed to guess!You're out of the game!
1209 01:02:04 -Dennis. Final answer.-Nah, fuck that shit!
1210 01:02:06 That doesn't fucking count!That shit doesn't fucking count.
1211 01:02:09 [Forbes] You're acting crazy!
1212 01:02:11 -[Reuben] I wanna marry you.-[Brooke] I've always wanted you.
1213 01:02:14 [Brooke moans] I wanna marry you.
1214 01:02:16 Everyone, I'm making an official guess…
1215 01:02:18 [Brooke] Reuben! Reuben! [screams]
1216 01:02:20 …that Shelby is in Nikki's body!
1217 01:02:22 [thud]
1218 01:02:24 [music fades]
1219 01:02:35 [foreboding music playing]
1220 01:02:42 [electronic crackling and wailing]
1221 01:03:10 [music becomes frenetic]
1222 01:03:23 [music fades]
1223 01:03:27 [breathing shakily]
1224 01:03:40 [electric crackling]
1225 01:03:53 [pigeons cooing]
1226 01:04:02 [white noise building]
1227 01:04:05 [silence]
1228 01:04:06 [Cyrus spluttering]
1229 01:04:08 [Cyrus] What do I…
1230 01:04:09 What do I…
1231 01:04:11 What do I do? What do I do?
1232 01:04:14 What does this mean?
1233 01:04:15 What does this mean?
1234 01:04:16 What the fuck? Is this real?
1235 01:04:19 Is this real? What…
1236 01:04:21 What do we do?
1237 01:04:23 Where's Forbes?Is this Forbes? Are you Forbes?
1238 01:04:25 I'm Forbes.
1239 01:04:27 I can go back, right?I can go back in my body?
1240 01:04:30 You can put me back in my body, right?You took me out. You can put me back in.
1241 01:04:33 I can't. I…
1242 01:04:35 -I can't.-What the fuck does that mean?
1243 01:04:37 [Forbes] I can't put you in a dead body.There's nothing to put you in.
1244 01:04:40 Wait, wait, wait. Who is that?Is that… Is that Shelby?
1245 01:04:43 No, I'm… I'm Shelby.
1246 01:04:46 [Reuben] That's Brooke!
1247 01:04:50 And that's Reuben.
1248 01:04:52 So then, Maya is…
1249 01:04:55 -[eerie music plays]-[Cyrus] Call someone on your team.
1250 01:04:58 Call someone.Figure out what we're gonna do.
1251 01:05:00 -There is---No, get the fuck--
1252 01:05:01 There's nothing that they can fucking do!
1253 01:05:04 [Cyrus] Tell mewhat we're gonna do right now!
1254 01:05:06 [sobbing]
1255 01:05:08 Maya?
1256 01:05:09 [Cyrus and Reuben shouting in distance]
1257 01:05:13 Maya.
1258 01:05:15 [distorted] Maya's gone now.
1259 01:05:17 -You can do this.-I can't.
1260 01:05:19 -Yes, you can.-I can't.
1261 01:05:20 -Yes, you can.-I can't.
1262 01:05:21 -Yes, you can.-Okay? Okay?
1263 01:05:23 -You can.-I fucking can't.
1264 01:05:25 [distorted] Yeah, you can.Yes, you can. You can do this.
1265 01:05:28 [distorted] There is nothing I can do.
1266 01:05:33 -[Cyrus] Fuck! [echoing]-[music ends]
1267 01:05:39 [thunder rumbling]
1268 01:05:46 [footsteps approaching]
1269 01:06:05 -[inhales]-[neck cracking]
1270 01:06:09 [pigeon cooing]
1271 01:06:16 [Forbes] Guys, I feel like maybewe should go do something with the bodies.
1272 01:06:21 We can't touch the bodies.
1273 01:06:23 [Forbes] No, I know, but they're justlaying up there on that fucking thing.
1274 01:06:27 It just feels weird.
1275 01:06:29 -It's their bodies, so---Keep your voice down.
1276 01:06:32 [sighing]
1277 01:06:38 [Nikki] I didn't realizeBrooke was actually jealous of Sophia.
1278 01:06:45 Can't believe Reuben was hooking upwith her the night before the wedding.
1279 01:06:49 He wasn't. He was hooking up with Maya.
1280 01:06:52 They were a thing, remember?
1281 01:06:54 Okay, guys. We've been standing herefor an hour and a half.
1282 01:06:58 We gotta figure out what to do.We gotta call the cops.
1283 01:07:00 -The longer we stand out here, it's just---We're not… No, no.
1284 01:07:04 We're not calling the cops.
1285 01:07:06 No way.
1286 01:07:09 What are you talking about?
1287 01:07:10 There's a highly valuablepiece of machinery in there,
1288 01:07:14 and I'm not letting the copsget their hands on that.
1289 01:07:18 -How is that my problem?-[Forbes] Guys, guys, guys. Come on.
1290 01:07:27 Are you even supposed to havethat machine out here?
1291 01:07:29 It's mine.
1292 01:07:31 [Brooke] It's yours or it's your team's?
1293 01:07:35 How would your team be okay with youhaving this valuable machine
1294 01:07:38 out here for a party game?
1295 01:07:41 Whatever shit you're up to,I'm not gonna go to jail because of it.
1296 01:07:45 So we're gonna switch back,and I'm gonna call the cops.
1297 01:07:47 Absolutely not!
1298 01:07:48 -Whoa. Hey, guys. Guys.-What the fuck?
1299 01:07:50 Um…
1300 01:07:51 I think she's right.
1301 01:07:53 Okay? You know what? I think maybewe should all just go back inside
1302 01:07:58 and just switch back, okay?
1303 01:08:01 And no one has to know about the machine,if it's a problem. Right?
1304 01:08:06 Right?Like, they fell off the fucking roof.
1305 01:08:08 -It's not like we did anything. Right?-[Nikki] Agreed.
1306 01:08:11 [Cyrus] The hell you talkin' about,"switch back"?
1307 01:08:17 We've already switched.
1308 01:08:21 This is our rebirth.
1309 01:08:25 Look, guys,I know we could all use a beat.
1310 01:08:29 Okay? Especially you guys.
1311 01:08:31 But…
1312 01:08:33 I just think that maybe we shouldjust step inside…
1313 01:08:38 and…
1314 01:08:41 -Um…-And what?
1315 01:08:45 Huh?
1316 01:08:49 Come on, bro. Say it.
1317 01:08:52 [Forbes] Look, man, I know that this is--
1318 01:08:55 This is what?
1319 01:08:58 There's no other option. I mean…
1320 01:09:01 You obviouslyhave to go into Reuben's body.
1321 01:09:04 No.
1322 01:09:07 Dude, look, it's--
1323 01:09:09 So Maya and I are just shit out of luck?
1324 01:09:11 I have to stay in Reuben's bodyfor the rest of my fucking life, bro?
1325 01:09:17 You have to stay in someone else's bodyfor the rest of your life, no matter what.
1326 01:09:21 Yeah, but you don't, do you?
1327 01:09:24 -It's not really fair, is it?-[Brooke] Guys.
1328 01:09:28 Fair? What the fuck?I didn't even wanna play the game.
1329 01:09:30 You are such a little bitch.You know that, bro?
1330 01:09:33 You've always been a little bitch.
1331 01:09:34 You didn't have to fucking play.You could've sat out.
1332 01:09:37 If I'm such a little bitch,why'd you wanna stay in my body?
1333 01:09:40 -It's the fucking principle!-Guys!
1334 01:09:41 What the fuck does that even mean?
1335 01:09:44 I mean, honestly, being in Reuben's bodycould be a good thing for you.
1336 01:09:48 Yeah, it could be like a fresh start.
1337 01:09:50 Oh, well,Forbes could be your fresh start.
1338 01:09:54 I'm in a relationship.
1339 01:09:57 When's the wedding?
1340 01:09:59 That's huge fucking talkcoming from you, man.
1341 01:10:02 Coming from me?
1342 01:10:08 -Guys, can we---This has been on your mind all night.
1343 01:10:10 -We need to call the cops.-No, I'll get it started.
1344 01:10:13 Okay.
1345 01:10:14 I cheated on Nikkiwith Forbes's crazy fucking sister
1346 01:10:17 when she was still in high school.
1347 01:10:19 Now everyone remembers.
1348 01:10:20 I hooked up with Beatrice. Okay?
1349 01:10:23 -Okay. Let it out.-You told Nikki because you're a good guy.
1350 01:10:26 Right?
1351 01:10:27 That's why you told her.You're a good guy?
1352 01:10:29 -Okay, yeah. [exhales]-Or was it something else?
1353 01:10:33 [Cyrus] Oh, that's right.
1354 01:10:35 -You wanted to fuck her.-[Brooke] Dennis, shut the fuck up!
1355 01:10:38 -Didn't you even ask her out after?-[Forbes] He's losing it.
1356 01:10:41 -[Cyrus] Then she obviously said no.-[Forbes] He's fucking losing it.
1357 01:10:45 [Cyrus] So you looked around…
1358 01:10:46 -[Forbes] Can you please stop?-[Cyrus] …and who did you see?
1359 01:10:49 -[Cyrus] Oh, Shelby.-[Forbes] Stop.
1360 01:10:51 [Cyrus mocking] "Hi. I'm Cyrus."
1361 01:10:53 [Forbes] Stop! Jesus fucking Christ!
1362 01:10:55 So that's why you've beenin a relationship for nine years, because…
1363 01:10:58 You're such a fucking asshole.
1364 01:11:00 …she said no.
1365 01:11:01 -You're such a fucking dick.-[Brooke] Guys.
1366 01:11:03 You had so much going for you.
1367 01:11:06 -Yeah?-You were so cool.
1368 01:11:07 Big fucking cool guy on campus.
1369 01:11:09 And then what happened to you?
1370 01:11:11 -What happened after college?-What happened?
1371 01:11:13 -What the fuck happened? Nothing.-What hap--?
1372 01:11:16 You became nothing.
1373 01:11:19 A fucking waste.
1374 01:11:22 You don't even have the excuseof having to get a fucking day job
1375 01:11:25 or doing anything with your life,
1376 01:11:27 because you're living offyour parents's fucking money.
1377 01:11:31 You should be jumping at the opportunityto take over Reuben's life,
1378 01:11:35 because he has done morein the past year of his life
1379 01:11:38 than you have in the past fucking ten.
1380 01:11:40 Guys, can we please just calm down?
1381 01:11:58 [Forbes] What are you doing?
1382 01:12:00 [keypad beeping]
1383 01:12:02 -Guys, can we---911, what's your emergency?
1384 01:12:05 [weakly] Hello?
1385 01:12:06 This is Cyrus Baum.
1386 01:12:09 I pushed Dennis Markowitzand Maya Wilson off the roof.
1387 01:12:13 -Get off the phone.-They're dead!
1388 01:12:15 -Get off the phone!-I killed them!
1389 01:12:16 -I killed them! They're dead!-Hey! Stop!
1390 01:12:18 What the fuck are you doing?
1391 01:12:19 -I'm at 1832 North Crescent Avenue!-Stop!
1392 01:12:23 Are you fucking crazy?What the fuck is wrong with you?
1393 01:12:25 -We can switch now!-Guys.
1394 01:12:27 Guys!
1395 01:12:30 Where's Forbes?
1396 01:12:32 [mysterious music playing]
1397 01:12:36 [panting]
1398 01:12:38 Fuck. Forbes!
1399 01:12:40 -Forbes!-[huffing]
1400 01:12:42 Come on, man!
1401 01:12:43 -[Forbes] Hey! Forbes!-[Brooke grunts]
1402 01:12:46 [thuds]
1403 01:12:57 What?
1404 01:12:59 [Brooke] How much timebefore the cops get here?
1405 01:13:01 Twenty, thirty minutes tops?
1406 01:13:03 We still wanna switch, right?
1407 01:13:04 -Even after he called the cops?-Yeah.
1408 01:13:06 I'm gonna need you to say I was forced,or I was drunk or stoned,
1409 01:13:09 or having a fucking mental health crisisor something.
1410 01:13:13 -Yeah? You can do that? Hello? Yes?-Yes. We just…
1411 01:13:16 How are we gonna get himto switch us back?
1412 01:13:18 Shelby knowshow to work the machine, remember?
1413 01:13:20 Okay, does she actually?
1414 01:13:22 He said there's only enough battery leftfor one more round.
1415 01:13:24 -Do you want this guy to do it?-Is he dead?
1416 01:13:26 -No!-No!
1417 01:13:27 Thanks for your help, by the way.
1418 01:13:29 [Cyrus] Want help jacking him off?Only thing this body knows how to do.
1419 01:13:32 Honey, I'm gonna need your helpto use the machine.
1420 01:13:34 I don't trust this guy.You feeling up for it?
1421 01:13:36 [clock ticking]
1422 01:13:40 Shelby.
1423 01:13:45 -Shelby.-I don't wanna go back.
1424 01:13:47 [menacing music playing]
1425 01:13:50 What?
1426 01:13:55 Shelby?
1427 01:13:59 -Hello?-[body thuds]
1428 01:14:02 [Nikki] I'm not going back.
1429 01:14:06 [Forbes] We don't have time for this.
1430 01:14:08 You said it yourselfthis could be a fresh start, a rebirth.
1431 01:14:10 I was saying thatto get him out of my body.
1432 01:14:12 Okay, hey. Look at me.
1433 01:14:16 See that over there? That's your body.
1434 01:14:19 -That's my body.-Maya's body's out back.
1435 01:14:22 So obviously, things are different now.
1436 01:14:24 [Forbes sighing]
1437 01:14:26 Okay, what do you want me to say? That's…
1438 01:14:30 Why don't you wanna be in Brooke's body?
1439 01:14:33 Why do you think I don't wanna--?
1440 01:14:35 I mean,you said you wanted a cultural experience.
1441 01:14:37 Fuck you!That has nothing to do with this.
1442 01:14:39 Guys--
1443 01:14:40 Just because you don't like your own lifedoesn't mean--
1444 01:14:42 Oh, so now you know how I feelabout my life?
1445 01:14:46 [hissing] That is my fucking body.
1446 01:14:50 And look what you've done with it.
1447 01:14:52 You made an Instagram account.
1448 01:14:54 [Cyrus laughs]
1449 01:14:56 [softly] Okay.
1450 01:14:59 -So you're jealous of my work.-[Cyrus] Her work!
1451 01:15:01 You post selfies for a living.
1452 01:15:04 Do you have any idea
1453 01:15:07 the amount of charitiesand non-profit organizations I work with?
1454 01:15:11 -[Nikki] Like the Water Project.-Yes. Like the Water Project.
1455 01:15:13 The Water Project.
1456 01:15:14 We provide clean waterto third-world countries.
1457 01:15:17 That's why you do it?For third-world countries?
1458 01:15:19 -I don't have to---Interesting.
1459 01:15:21 "Hey, Nik.Thoughts on the Water Project collab?"
1460 01:15:23 "Oh, that thing in Africa?"
1461 01:15:24 "IDK, isn't the worldover the whole white savior thing?"
1462 01:15:27 This is where it gets really good.
1463 01:15:28 "What should I doabout the whole wedding party thing?"
1464 01:15:31 "TBH, your feed isn't displayinga whole lot of diversity."
1465 01:15:34 Thinking face emoji.
1466 01:15:35 Jesus Christ!
1467 01:15:43 You don't get to decideif you can keep my fucking body.
1468 01:15:47 I'm the only onewho knows how to work the machine,
1469 01:15:50 so yeah, I kind of do.
1470 01:15:56 [softly] What the fuck?
1471 01:15:58 Get the fuck off me!
1472 01:16:00 We outnumber her,so we can just force her to do it.
1473 01:16:03 I'm gonna talk to her.
1474 01:16:04 I hope you got better shit to saythan you did up there.
1475 01:16:06 So now you're anxiousto get out my body, huh?
1476 01:16:08 I looked at your dick.Turns out those rumors--
1477 01:16:10 You realize this is your fault.
1478 01:16:12 -You talking shit got into her head---Cyrus, go.
1479 01:16:15 [frenetic music playing]
1480 01:16:18 [Forbes] Shelby!
1481 01:16:21 Shelby?
1482 01:16:23 Shelby?
1483 01:16:24 [music fades]
1484 01:16:28 Shelby, honey,what are you doing down here?
1485 01:16:31 So I was the consolation prize.
1486 01:16:33 No, you're obviously not.
1487 01:16:34 And be careful.I cut myself on that chair.
1488 01:16:37 I just heard all of that.
1489 01:16:40 Okay, yeah, you were…
1490 01:16:42 I had a crush on Nikki back in the day,but I'm in love with you now.
1491 01:16:46 And I have been since college.
1492 01:16:52 I swear.
1493 01:16:54 [whispers] Why don't you touch me?
1494 01:17:01 We can talk about this as much as you wantwhen we get back into our bodies.
1495 01:17:04 -But right now, we need---[Nikki] I wanna talk about it now.
1496 01:17:09 I don't wanna talk about it later.
1497 01:17:14 I want you to tell me.
1498 01:17:22 I don't know.
1499 01:17:35 Are you not attracted to me?
1500 01:17:37 [Forbes] I am.
1501 01:17:42 Then what is it?
1502 01:17:57 I'm fucked up.
1503 01:18:03 I'm fucked up, okay?
1504 01:18:05 I watch fucked-up shit online,and I… avoid you.
1505 01:18:13 And… And… And I'm…I'm just a fucking mess.
1506 01:18:20 It's all just…
1507 01:18:26 But… But we can talk about it now.
1508 01:18:30 Okay?
1509 01:18:32 Moving forward.
1510 01:18:36 And I'm gonna stop.
1511 01:18:37 And I'm gonna pay more attention to you.
1512 01:18:42 Okay, honey?If I didn't have you in my life,
1513 01:18:45 I wouldn't have anything at all.
1514 01:18:50 [inhales] Okay? I love you.
1515 01:18:53 I love you so much.
1516 01:18:57 See? I don't wanna belooking at this Nikki face.
1517 01:19:00 I wanna be lookingat your face right now. Okay?
1518 01:19:06 See? This… This is the face that I want.
1519 01:19:11 This is the first-prize face that I choseand that I want in my life.
1520 01:19:17 Okay? This whole nighthas been so fucked up.
1521 01:19:19 The thing is,it's made me realize what I want
1522 01:19:23 and who I need to be.
1523 01:19:27 And I don't need to be…
1524 01:19:29 Forbes
1525 01:19:30 or Reuben,
1526 01:19:31 or any of those guys.
1527 01:19:35 I need to be me.
1528 01:19:40 Cyrus the Vyrus. [snorts]
1529 01:19:45 And I wanna be with youfor the rest of my life.
1530 01:19:48 Okay?
1531 01:19:50 Honey, let's go back, and we'll spendthe rest of our lives together, okay?
1532 01:19:59 Okay?
1533 01:20:08 [Shelby] Wait.
1534 01:20:12 Wait. Quick question.
1535 01:20:15 When did you cut yourself on this chair?
1536 01:20:21 Shelbow, come on.
1537 01:20:24 Were you in Reuben's body round one?
1538 01:20:31 Was that you?
1539 01:20:32 Shelbow, please, we have to go. Come on.
1540 01:20:35 It was you.
1541 01:20:38 You were trying to hook up with mewhen I was in Nikki's body.
1542 01:20:42 Can you please stop talking?
1543 01:20:45 Dude.
1544 01:20:47 You said you were Forbes.
1545 01:20:52 I'm such an idiot.
1546 01:20:54 Shelbow, honey?
1547 01:20:56 Honey, the police are gonna be hereany second now.
1548 01:20:58 So come on.
1549 01:21:00 Go cry to them.
1550 01:21:03 [footsteps fading]
1551 01:21:10 Dude, I know that you just sawyour own dead body
1552 01:21:12 and you can't go back,but seriously, fuck!
1553 01:21:14 This is all karma.
1554 01:21:15 The guy I wasin a relationship with was married,
1555 01:21:18 and I feel like I've reincarnatedinto Shelby's body,
1556 01:21:21 into this new vessel,to come here and correct all of our sins.
1557 01:21:24 -To teach---Shut up!
1558 01:21:26 [Brooke] Hey. Forbes?
1559 01:21:28 Forbes? Hey. Hey, Forbes.
1560 01:21:30 -Hi! Hey! It's okay. You're okay.-Hey, what the fuck?
1561 01:21:33 Shh. You're fine. You're fine.
1562 01:21:35 Forbes. Hey, you're good.
1563 01:21:37 Look, I need you to do something for me.
1564 01:21:40 I need you to switch us back. Okay?
1565 01:21:42 So I'm gonna untie you.
1566 01:21:44 We're on a time crunch.We need to switch everybody back.
1567 01:21:46 No one's switching anyone back.
1568 01:21:48 [tense music playing]
1569 01:21:49 -I need you to leave.-We're gonna go upstairs.
1570 01:21:52 The cops are gonna be herein 15, 20 minutes, so we gotta be fast.
1571 01:21:55 Hey, guys.Just wanted to jump on here real quick.
1572 01:21:57 Real talk, fuck the Water Projector any fucking charity.
1573 01:22:01 Um, if you guys wanna donate,I'm starting a Patreon for a boob job.
1574 01:22:05 Um, P.S., non sequitur,is anyone else like totally over
1575 01:22:08 the whole Black Lives Matter shit,or is that just me?
1576 01:22:10 Let me know below. Love and light!
1577 01:22:19 You're a fucking psycho.
1578 01:22:22 You need to leave.
1579 01:22:33 [tense music builds]
1580 01:22:43 So the cops show up and then what?
1581 01:22:47 You stay in Nikki's body forever?
1582 01:22:52 I don't know.
1583 01:22:56 You wouldn't get it.
1584 01:22:57 [Reuben laughs]
1585 01:23:01 Get what?
1586 01:23:05 How liars get away with shit?
1587 01:23:14 Yeah.
1588 01:23:15 [Reuben] Hmm.
1589 01:23:19 You wanna knowwhat I'd do if I were in your shoes?
1590 01:23:27 What?
1591 01:23:30 -[Brooke] I need---We need to talk.
1592 01:23:34 -Shelby. Shelby.-What the fuck are they doing?
1593 01:23:37 [door slamming]
1594 01:23:38 Shelby.
1595 01:23:39 Okay, look.
1596 01:23:41 I want you to tell me what you want.
1597 01:23:43 I feel like I have told you.I don't know what else to say.
1598 01:23:46 If what you want is to go back,I will switch us back right now.
1599 01:23:49 We'll sort this thing with the cops out,if you really want.
1600 01:23:52 Okay. Great.
1601 01:23:53 But if what you really want… is Nikki,
1602 01:23:57 if that's what you've always wanted,deep down…
1603 01:24:01 I want you to tell me.
1604 01:24:04 We can make it work.
1605 01:24:09 Make what work?
1606 01:24:12 I stay in Nikki's body.You go into Reuben's body.
1607 01:24:16 Reuben doesn't get married.
1608 01:24:17 Instead, he runs offwith his college friend Nikki.
1609 01:24:20 Dennis deals with the cops on his own.
1610 01:24:25 We really start fresh.
1611 01:24:27 Forbes! You need to tell mewhat the fuck is going on right now.
1612 01:24:31 If I'm being honest,
1613 01:24:32 there's a 50/50 chancethat Shelby's gonna hijack your body.
1614 01:24:36 Shelbow, I don't knowif you're joking right now, or… Or… Or…
1615 01:24:39 [voices in distance]
1616 01:24:41 -Are those the cops?-We need to make a decision.
1617 01:24:44 [tense music continues]
1618 01:24:49 Okay.
1619 01:24:52 Okay, what?
1620 01:24:56 Okay.
1621 01:24:57 Yeah. I'll go into Reuben's body.
1622 01:25:00 What do we tell everyone?
1623 01:25:02 [Reuben] I need to get into my body,
1624 01:25:04 I need to get my machinebefore the cops get here.
1625 01:25:07 Okay.
1626 01:25:08 I will untie you,you will switch us back into our bodies,
1627 01:25:11 and I will help you get awayor whatever the fuck.
1628 01:25:14 I have a plan.
1629 01:25:15 -What is it?-Fuck.
1630 01:25:17 Guys! The cops are down the driveway.
1631 01:25:20 [Brooke] Fuck.
1632 01:25:21 Are you sure this is what you want?
1633 01:25:26 Yeah.
1634 01:25:28 Okay, I have a plan.You just have to trust me.
1635 01:25:30 -I need you in on this.-I'm pretty sure I'm still fucking high.
1636 01:25:33 I don't know who's who or what's what.I'm fucking confused, bro.
1637 01:25:36 Okay, listen.
1638 01:25:37 [mechanical whirring]
1639 01:25:39 Shelby is telling us thatshe's gonna switch back into her body.
1640 01:25:42 Cyrus will switch back into his body.
1641 01:25:44 Forbes and I back into our own bodies.
1642 01:25:45 Maya in Brooke's body,
1643 01:25:47 putting you in Reuben's bodyto deal with the wedding
1644 01:25:49 or Sophia or whatever the fuck.
1645 01:25:51 -Right?-Yeah?
1646 01:25:53 Except that's not reallywhat they're gonna do.
1647 01:25:55 Really what they're gonna do
1648 01:25:56 is Shelby is going to stay in my body,take my life.
1649 01:26:00 Cyrus is gonna switchinto Reuben's body, take his life,
1650 01:26:02 ditch Sophia for Nikki,have a fuckfest or rob banks or whatever.
1651 01:26:06 Maya goes into Shelby,
1652 01:26:07 Forbes into his own body.
1653 01:26:08 Meanwhile, I'm left in Brooke's body.
1654 01:26:10 You're left in Cyrus's body,
1655 01:26:11 i.e., you go to jailand get fucking rammed.
1656 01:26:13 [dinging]
1657 01:26:14 -Do you get what I'm saying?-Yeah.
1658 01:26:17 No. I don't know.
1659 01:26:18 -What the fuck---You wanna go to jail?
1660 01:26:20 -No?-Okay.
1661 01:26:21 So the three of us go up there,incapacitate Shelby.
1662 01:26:24 Forbes sets the wiring.
1663 01:26:25 I'm back in my body,Shelby's back in hers,
1664 01:26:27 Cyrus in his, he goes to jail,
1665 01:26:28 Maya's in Brooke, Forbes in Reuben,he marries Sophia and you're in Forbes.
1666 01:26:31 -Okay? So I just think---Wait, wait.
1667 01:26:33 I get stuck in fucking Forbes?
1668 01:26:35 Yes, you could take his fucking machine,
1669 01:26:37 switch with somebody elseand live your life as an astronaut
1670 01:26:40 or the Dalai Lama or Jared Leto,whoever the fuck.
1671 01:26:42 Okay?You just transfer all of your Dennis funds
1672 01:26:44 into someone else's account,then you start over
1673 01:26:46 as whoever you want.
1674 01:26:49 It is us against them.
1675 01:26:52 [tense music ends]
1676 01:26:53 Are you in or not?
1677 01:26:55 Guys! The cops are here!
1678 01:26:57 -We know!-We know!
1679 01:26:58 ["Forget Him" by Bobby Rydell playing]
1680 01:27:00 ♪ Forget him ♪
1681 01:27:03 ♪ Forget him ♪
1682 01:27:05 ♪ Forget him if he doesn't love you… ♪
1683 01:27:10 Get off the machine.
1684 01:27:12 -No, it's okay. It's okay.-No, she's not doing that.
1685 01:27:15 We're all just going backinto our own bodies.
1686 01:27:17 Yeah. Bullshit.I want Forbes to look at the wiring.
1687 01:27:19 -[Forbes] Why?-Why do you not want him to?
1688 01:27:22 Are you forgetting he tried to run offwith the machine 30 minutes ago?
1689 01:27:25 Are you forgetting you were conspiringto take mine and Reuben's bodies?
1690 01:27:28 We're going back to our bodies.
1691 01:27:29 That's what we've decidedand that's what I've wired here.
1692 01:27:32 We can either do this nowor we can wait for the cops to come.
1693 01:27:34 -What the fuck?-Okay, then let Forbes look at the wiring.
1694 01:27:37 [Forbes] How can I trust anything he says?He's been doing shady shit all night.
1695 01:27:41 [Cyrus] Who the fuck was on my phone?
1696 01:27:42 -Fucking show us!-Okay.
1697 01:27:45 Okay.
1698 01:27:47 Okay, so here's how it's laid out.
1699 01:27:51 Cyrus is in port one.
1700 01:27:53 Forbes is in port…
1701 01:27:56 What are you doing?
1702 01:28:00 -What are you doing?-What the fuck?
1703 01:28:02 -[Brooke] I'm allergic to peanuts.-[gasps]
1704 01:28:06 [Brooke, distorted] Like, really allergic.
1705 01:28:08 My throat swells shut. I can't breathe.
1706 01:28:11 I start to…
1707 01:28:12 -Yeah.-All right. It's okay.
1708 01:28:14 [Nikki] Like that. I make that face.
1709 01:28:16 -[Shelby wheezes]-[Nikki] If not treated, I go unconscious.
1710 01:28:19 After, like, five minutes, I could die.
1711 01:28:21 -Hey, thanks for remembering.-Dude?
1712 01:28:23 What the hell is wrong with you?What the fuck did you do?
1713 01:28:26 I mean, you can stop the attackwith an EpiPen, which I have,
1714 01:28:29 but I'm not telling anyone where it is
1715 01:28:32 until Forbes looks at the fucking wiring!
1716 01:28:35 Jesus fucking Christ, Nikki.
1717 01:28:36 Give me the fucking EpiPen!
1718 01:28:38 I'm getting my body back,
1719 01:28:40 and when I do,I'm gonna do everything I can
1720 01:28:42 to make sure you stay in jail.
1721 01:28:44 -[Shelby] Where's the fucking EpiPen?-Forbes, look at the wiring.
1722 01:28:47 [Shelby] Nikki, she's dying!
1723 01:28:49 [Cyrus] Did you use my phoneto transfer money out my trust fund?
1724 01:28:52 [Reuben] All good.
1725 01:28:53 What did he switch? What did you switch?
1726 01:28:54 -Motherfucker. Where's my money?-I don't know what you're talking about.
1727 01:28:57 -Where's my money?-What are you doing? You did something.
1728 01:29:00 You were in my body!Where's the fucking money?
1729 01:29:03 That was all I fucking had!
1730 01:29:04 Guys, we need to go now!
1731 01:29:06 Why do you trust--
1732 01:29:07 -Forbes?-Where is it?
1733 01:29:08 -[knocking on door]-[woman] This is the police!
1734 01:29:10 -Where's the fucking EpiPen?-You're set, right?
1735 01:29:12 -Yes, we're good.-Give us the pen!
1736 01:29:14 The EpiPen is in my right boot.
1737 01:29:15 As soon as we switch,take it out of my boot.
1738 01:29:17 Fuck!
1739 01:29:19 -[Shelby] Get the pen!-[Cyrus] Get him!
1740 01:29:21 -[Reuben] Hold him down!-[Shelby] What the fuck? Give me the pen!
1741 01:29:24 -I got him! I got him!-[Shelby] Hurry! Hurry!
1742 01:29:26 -Stop! Get the fuck off me!-[Shelby] Get the pen!
1743 01:29:29 -[Shelby] It's okay.-[woman] We will force this door down.
1744 01:29:32 -Stop! Get the fuck off me!-[Nikki] Fucking do it.
1745 01:29:34 Whose fucking body are you putting me in?
1746 01:29:36 -[Nikki] Fucking do it!-[Cyrus] Wait! Wait!
1747 01:29:38 ["Forget Him" playing]
1748 01:29:40 ♪ And please come home to me ♪
1749 01:29:45 -[Cyrus] Shut up! This isn't right!-Calm down!
1750 01:29:47 [all shouting]
1751 01:29:50 What the fuck is going on?
1752 01:29:52 [music ends]
1753 01:29:55 ["Harbor Lights" by The Platters playing]
1754 01:30:13 ♪ I saw the harbor lights… ♪
1755 01:30:17 [woman shouting] Fuck!
1756 01:30:18 [horn honking]
1757 01:30:20 What the fuck are you doing?
1758 01:30:22 [driver] What the fuck is your problem?
1759 01:30:24 -Fuck you, cunt-suck!-[driver] What'd you say to me, you bitch?
1760 01:30:27 I will fucking rip your spleenout of your asshole!
1761 01:30:30 -[driver] Pull over!-You fucking kidding me?
1762 01:30:32 [wheels screeching]
1763 01:30:34 You have no idea whatyou're fucking dealing with, you dumb--
1764 01:30:38 -You kidding me, fucking bitch?-I will kick your teeth out.
1765 01:30:41 -Wear them as a necklace-- [shrieks]-Dumb bitch!
1766 01:30:45 ♪ How could I helpIf tears were starting ♪
1767 01:30:47 [exhales]
1768 01:30:51 ♪ Goodbye to tender nights ♪
1769 01:30:57 ♪ Beside the silvery sea ♪
1770 01:31:00 ♪ I long to hold you near ♪
1771 01:31:05 ♪ And kiss you just once more ♪
1772 01:31:10 It's a total shit-show. Absolute--
1773 01:31:12 [Beatrice] Fuck!
1774 01:31:13 ♪ But you were on the ship and I… ♪
1775 01:31:18 [man] That it?
1776 01:31:20 [man 2] Yep.
1777 01:31:21 ♪ The shore ♪
1778 01:31:24 ♪ Now I know lonely nights ♪
1779 01:31:30 ♪ For all the whileMy heart is whispering ♪
1780 01:31:37 ♪ Some other harbor lights ♪
1781 01:31:43 ♪ Will steal your love from me ♪
1782 01:31:49 ♪ I long… ♪
1783 01:31:51 Bro, bro, bro, bro!
1784 01:31:52 -What the---Where is it?
1785 01:31:53 Where's my suitcase, you little bitch?
1786 01:31:55 -What the fuck?-Where the fuck is my suitcase?
1787 01:31:57 Okay, look, the… Help!
1788 01:31:59 -Fucking help! Somebody!-Where is my suitcase? This is not a game!
1789 01:32:03 I am not playing this game--
1790 01:32:04 -Break it up!-Fucking don't--
1791 01:32:06 Jesus Christ!
1792 01:32:07 [man] Relax. Calm down.
1793 01:32:11 You fucking let go of me.
1794 01:32:15 Wait.
1795 01:32:17 Bro, what are you even doing here?
1796 01:32:19 ♪ For all the whileMy heart is whispering… ♪
1797 01:32:23 Dennis?
1798 01:32:24 Yeah!
1799 01:32:26 [whispering] Oh, fuck.
1800 01:32:29 Yeah.
1801 01:32:32 Wait, what are you doing here?
1802 01:32:35 -I'm not who you think I am.-Bro, I know. You're fucking Beatrice.
1803 01:32:39 -No, I'm not.-Yeah, you're Forbes's sister.
1804 01:32:43 No,
1805 01:32:44 I'm Forbes.
1806 01:32:47 You're in my body.
1807 01:32:55 -[whispers] What the… Fuck.-[song fades]
1808 01:32:59 Wait, wait, wait, you're telling methat Beatrice was in Forbes's body,
1809 01:33:04 in this fucking body, the whole time?
1810 01:33:05 Yes. Fuck. What have I been talking about?
1811 01:33:08 You do realizethat all of this is your fault, right?
1812 01:33:11 Bro, how the fuck is this my fault?
1813 01:33:14 How?
1814 01:33:15 You do rememberReuben's birthday party in college, right?
1815 01:33:18 [whirring]
1816 01:33:20 [echoing] Yeah.
1817 01:33:21 [bright music plays]
1818 01:33:22 [Dennis] You mean my birthday.Why does everyone think it was Reuben's?
1819 01:33:24 -I apologized for all that last night.-[Forbes] For what?
1820 01:33:27 That drama with your sister.
1821 01:33:29 -[Forbes] Drama?-[Dennis] We hooked up that night.
1822 01:33:31 You need me to say it out loud?
1823 01:33:32 [Forbes] That night?You hooked up ten times before that,
1824 01:33:35 which I had no idea about at the time.You promised her all kinds of shit,
1825 01:33:39 like taking her to Hawaiior Bermuda or Las Vegas.
1826 01:33:41 [Dennis] Bro,I didn't promise her anything.
1827 01:33:43 She was crazy,having all these freak-outs.
1828 01:33:45 [Forbes] Episodes.They're called episodes.
1829 01:33:47 Yes, she had a history of episodes.
1830 01:33:49 But her worst episode everwas after that night
1831 01:33:51 when you and Reuben told everyoneshe was acting delusional,
1832 01:33:53 being very adamant that nothinghad happened between you guys.
1833 01:33:56 [Dennis] You were the onewho got her all liquored up.
1834 01:33:59 [Forbes] Me? Fuck you.I gave her one drink and you kept going.
1835 01:34:02 You gave the cops some bullshit story.You got me expelled.
1836 01:34:05 Then everyone sayingshe was having an episode
1837 01:34:07 actually made her have an episode,a huge one,
1838 01:34:10 which ultimately got her thrown intoa mental hospital under suicide watch.
1839 01:34:13 -[Dennis] I didn't know.-[Forbes] So I go to California,
1840 01:34:15 and every time I come home,it's: "Your sister's still struggling."
1841 01:34:18 "She's aimless.Can you help? Can you help?"
1842 01:34:20 -So… like, yeah.-[machine powering up]
1843 01:34:24 I showed her the machine,thinking it would reconnect us.
1844 01:34:27 [Dennis] Bro, you thought this machinewas gonna reconnect you two?
1845 01:34:30 [Forbes] Yeah. At the lab, my team and Iwould mainly use it to play this game,
1846 01:34:33 like Mafia or Werewolf or whatever.
1847 01:34:35 [Dennis] I know all about the game, bro.
1848 01:34:36 [Forbes] So guess what?
1849 01:34:38 It turns out this whole timeshe's just been stewing, festering,
1850 01:34:41 waiting to get back.
1851 01:34:46 At you, me…
1852 01:34:49 [distorted] …everyone.
1853 01:34:53 [music fades]
1854 01:34:54 [indistinct chatter]
1855 01:34:57 And just so I'm clear,what happened to everybody?
1856 01:35:04 Bro, everything got crazy.
1857 01:35:05 [alarm buzzing]
1858 01:35:07 [men shouting]
1859 01:35:10 [alarm buzzing]
1860 01:35:28 Shelby?
1861 01:35:33 You don't recognize me?
1862 01:35:36 I don't know who the fuckended up in whose body.
1863 01:35:40 What the fuck is going on?
1864 01:35:43 Who are you?
1865 01:35:46 I'm Shelby.
1866 01:35:48 Why are you being so weird, right…?
1867 01:35:50 What's go…? Who are you? What's…
1868 01:35:52 -Who are you, seriously?-[Shelby] Cyrus.
1869 01:35:54 What, are you disappointed or something?
1870 01:35:57 [snorting] All right.I'm in serious fucking trouble here.
1871 01:36:02 [Shelby] I know.
1872 01:36:03 I need you to help me.I need you to go talk to the cops.
1873 01:36:07 I don't know if I can.
1874 01:36:12 Uh, you have to.
1875 01:36:15 What the fuck? What's the vibe?
1876 01:36:17 What's going on?Why are you being like this?
1877 01:36:19 -This is not fucking Shelby. Who are you?-This is Shelby.
1878 01:36:23 You're acting totally fucking different.
1879 01:36:25 Are you… You're mad at me.I'm sorry. I was…
1880 01:36:28 Do you… I mean, what if we… We could…
1881 01:36:31 You wanna talk about getting married?
1882 01:36:33 We could get out of hereand talk about getting married.
1883 01:36:35 What? Are you just… Can we…
1884 01:36:37 Maybe we can figure this outsomewhere else, you know, like…
1885 01:36:40 [spluttering] Like… Like…
1886 01:36:43 [Shelby] I can't get you out of this one.
1887 01:36:46 [alarm buzzing]
1888 01:36:48 Wha-- What?
1889 01:36:51 [Shelby] Cyrus,you were super high last night.
1890 01:36:57 What the fuck are you talking about?
1891 01:36:59 [tense music plays]
1892 01:37:01 [Forbes] Everything got totally crazy.
1893 01:37:03 What the fuck are you talking about?
1894 01:37:05 I was supposed to go into Reuben's body,
1895 01:37:07 but then I guessyour sister messed with some shit.
1896 01:37:09 Yes. We're good. We're good.
1897 01:37:11 And I guess not everyone gotwhat everyone wanted.
1898 01:37:13 -[Nikki] Do it!-[Forbes] Wait!
1899 01:37:15 [high-pitched ringing]
1900 01:37:17 No.
1901 01:37:18 No.
1902 01:37:19 Oh my God, what the…What the… What the f--
1903 01:37:22 Wait! Wait, wait!
1904 01:37:23 What the fuck?
1905 01:37:25 What the fuck?
1906 01:37:26 -No, no, no. What the---Fuck!
1907 01:37:28 Like, that's Maya over there.I know that much.
1908 01:37:34 She thinksshe got fucking reincarnated or some shit.
1909 01:37:37 This isn't some fucking game, okay?I need you to help get me out of here.
1910 01:37:40 The cops are saying someone took moneyout of Dennis's account before he died
1911 01:37:44 and transferred itto some random offshore account.
1912 01:37:47 -[Shelby] And what do you want me to do?-It was Forbes!
1913 01:37:50 Forbes was in Dennis's bodyduring the first round.
1914 01:37:52 He lied and said it was me.
1915 01:37:54 -Cyrus is in Dennis's body.-Fine.
1916 01:37:57 But he was in Dennis.
1917 01:38:00 But now there's no suitcase,
1918 01:38:02 so I guess he's just fucking gone.
1919 01:38:05 [Beatrice] Wait. What?
1920 01:38:07 [music ends]
1921 01:38:08 Who has the machine now?
1922 01:38:11 [sighs]
1923 01:38:12 [grandiose music playing]
1924 01:38:15 [Forbes] Well…
1925 01:38:22 [fireworks exploding]
1926 01:38:29 Every new body you go into gives youa new piece of the human condition…
1927 01:38:33 [distorted] …and then after a while,
1928 01:38:35 you just wanna constantly switch.
1929 01:38:46 [grandiose music builds]
1930 01:38:54 Fuck!
1931 01:38:56 [Forbes] Yeah.
1932 01:38:57 [grandiose music ends]
1933 01:38:59 Cyrus, it was a game.
1934 01:39:02 It wasn't real.
1935 01:39:04 [Cyrus] No, I'm not fucking cra--
1936 01:39:05 Don't gaslight me or whatever the fuck…
1937 01:39:08 Who are you?
1938 01:39:10 [Shelby] I told you…
1939 01:39:13 I'm Shelby.
1940 01:39:16 Prove it.
1941 01:39:22 [mysterious music playing]
1942 01:39:24 Last night, you said you wanted to spendthe rest of your life with me.
1943 01:39:31 But I didn't believe you because you'vebeen lying our entire relationship.
1944 01:39:36 Then somebody came up with a good ideaof how to get the truth out of you.
1945 01:39:39 Wanna know what I'd do
1946 01:39:40 if I were in your shoes?
1947 01:39:42 -What?-We need to talk.
1948 01:39:43 -If what you really want is Nikki…-Okay, what do we tell everyone?
1949 01:39:46 [Cyrus] You said that was what you wanted!
1950 01:39:48 -[Shelby] I never said that.-[Cyrus] You said we could make it work.
1951 01:39:51 You telling me that you wanna marry me,
1952 01:39:54 but you actually want me
1953 01:39:56 to spend the rest of my lifein somebody else's body,
1954 01:39:59 is the last lieyou are ever going to tell me.
1955 01:40:03 Oh my God.
1956 01:40:06 Is this 'cause of the fucking wig stuff?
1957 01:40:08 Is this seriously'cause of the fucking wig…
1958 01:40:11 We don't ever have to do it again.I'm sorry.
1959 01:40:13 -Can you go talk to them, please?-[Shelby] Cyrus?
1960 01:40:16 What you did was wrong.
1961 01:40:19 It was fucking wrong.
1962 01:40:22 And you're a shitty person.
1963 01:40:24 And you deserve to spend the restof your miserable existence
1964 01:40:28 with a rusty shovelcrammed up your fucking ass.
1965 01:40:32 So fuck on that, bitch!
1966 01:40:34 [dramatic music playing]
1967 01:42:50 [music fades]