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1 00:01:01 And with approximately 140 tons
2 00:01:03 of overripened tomatoes,
3 00:01:05 La Tomatina remains the world'sgreatest annual food fight.
4 00:01:09 Throwing it back to you at the studio.
5 00:01:11 We'll ketchup later.
6 00:01:14 Ooh. Ouch.
7 00:01:15 - That was painful.- What?
8 00:01:18 All right, that wasn't my best tomato pun,but it was vine.
9 00:01:21 Wasn't it, Francis?
10 00:01:23 You know, boss, you don't needto give a fake broadcast.
11 00:01:25 You knowwe're on a mission, right?
12 00:01:27 Okay, easy.
13 00:01:28 You have your process,I have mine. Simple.
14 00:01:31 Now let's zip it and keepour eyes peeled for Gradov.
15 00:01:33 Seriously, Coop, the "ketchup"line was strong, yeah?
16 00:01:37 Noel, as your oldest friend,
17 00:01:40 I can definitively saythat was not punny.
18 00:01:44 That's why I don't go big game huntingwithout you CIA boys.
19 00:01:48 Speaking of, we got a lionin the crosshairs.
20 00:01:52 Gray hat and jacket,pink shirt, heading southwest,
21 00:01:55 matching the target's description.
22 00:01:56 Walk faces and run it.
23 00:02:00 Okay, pink shirt, pink shirt.
24 00:02:02 Okay, I got him.
25 00:02:06 But I can't confirm it's Gradov.
26 00:02:08 Cho, you got anything?
27 00:02:11 That's a negative.
28 00:02:14 No-go for facial recognition.
29 00:02:18 Wait. I think I'm staring right at him.
30 00:02:21 20 feet from me, right below you, Coop.
31 00:02:23 What?
32 00:02:31 Ah, shit.
33 00:02:32 Guys, we got two potentialGradovs on site.
34 00:02:35 Three.
35 00:02:37 Shit.
36 00:02:39 He's got decoys in play.Stay on your mark, Jacks.
37 00:02:45 Talk to me, home base.
38 00:02:46 Still no facial recall.
39 00:02:48 It's like they knowwhere our cameras are positioned.
40 00:02:50 Get me gait analysis.
41 00:02:51 We'd have to request a patch to Echelon.
42 00:02:53 Then request the patch!
43 00:02:58 Director Adams?
44 00:02:59 We have a request for a real-time patch.
45 00:03:02 It's a joint MI6-CIA captureof a high-value target.
46 00:03:06 - How high?- NSA priority.
47 00:03:08 Russian arms dealer Viktor Gradov.
48 00:03:10 First sighting in over two years.
49 00:03:12 Noel, target one is stillin the southwest corner.
50 00:03:25 Coop, I don't like this van.
51 00:03:29 Field, you're authorizedfor a 60-second link
52 00:03:32 to Echelon's servers.
53 00:03:33 All the time I needto pin the real Gradov.
54 00:03:35 It's a VW T5, Spanish plates,
55 00:03:39 registered to a rental company in Madrid.
56 00:03:43 What are you?
57 00:04:11 Field team, abort!We've been set up!
58 00:05:30 Done.
59 00:05:36 Don't move.
60 00:05:38 Drop it.
61 00:07:00 ♪ Sugar ♪
62 00:07:03 ♪ Oh, honey, honey ♪
63 00:07:07 ♪ You are my... ♪
64 00:07:11 U.S. President Will Derringer,
65 00:07:13 amidst soaring popularityat home and abroad,
66 00:07:15 touched down in London yesterday.
67 00:07:18 Derringer has stoppedin the U.K. for a brief visit
68 00:07:20 before he headsto a NATO summit in Italy...
69 00:07:23 ...president will be attending
70 00:07:25 a press conferencein his first face-to-face meeting
71 00:07:28 with the increasingly embattledPrime Minister Sam Clarke,
72 00:07:31 now serving his sixth year in office...
73 00:07:33 ...Derringer smashed
74 00:07:35 worldwide box office recordsplaying the Venom in Denim
75 00:07:38 with his Water Cobra franchise.
76 00:07:42 He then went frombullets flying to tears flowing
77 00:07:45 with his heartfelt baseball drama
78 00:07:47 Sliding into Home...
79 00:07:49 We did it, son.
80 00:07:53 Made Mom proud.
81 00:07:55 ...earning hima Golden Globe nomination...
82 00:07:57 After onlyfive months in office,
83 00:07:59 Derringer is enjoyinghistoric polling numbers
84 00:08:02 and voter confidence.
85 00:08:03 With your help,we did it at the box office,
86 00:08:06 and now we will do it at the Oval Office.
87 00:08:09 No.
88 00:08:20 Good morning,Mr. Prime Minister.
89 00:08:23 Here's your brief for Thursday the 29th.
90 00:08:25 The economic minister will announcerecord low unemployment.
91 00:08:29 The refugee crisis in Polandcontinues to intensify,
92 00:08:32 with numbers growing intothe tens of thousands.
93 00:08:35 Your early-morning meetingshave been cleared
94 00:08:37 for an urgent briefingon a classified intelligence op
95 00:08:39 in Spain that ended in tragedy.
96 00:08:42 Seven CIA and MI6 operativeshave been killed.
97 00:08:46 Sam, I regret to saythat team leader Noel Bisset is missing
98 00:08:51 and presumed dead.
99 00:08:53 I'm so sorry.
100 00:08:55 Families of the fallenare being notified...
101 00:08:59 You okay, boss?
102 00:09:15 And while the royals play hostto the American president and his family,
103 00:09:19 record crowds are gathered,hoping for a glimpse of Will Derringer,
104 00:09:23 proving he's as loved abroadas he is at home.
105 00:09:27 I just don't understandwhat tornado has to do with anything.
106 00:09:31 Not tornados.
107 00:09:32 NATO, okay?
108 00:09:34 It's like, um, a-a group of friends.
109 00:09:36 Let's say, in this case, countries.
110 00:09:38 They-they get together,and they make a pinky promise
111 00:09:39 if they ever see a bully,let's say this guy,
112 00:09:42 and the bully attacks one of them,
113 00:09:44 they all got to join inand stand up to that bully.
114 00:09:46 And that's when they startdropping warheads on foreheads.
115 00:09:49 Hey, what?
116 00:09:53 Who let her watch Water Cobra?
117 00:09:55 - I saw it at Janey's house.- Oh, you did?
118 00:09:57 Hmm. Okay, well, Janey's mom is now
119 00:10:00 - under federal investigation.- Sir.
120 00:10:02 Scoot.
121 00:10:08 What time's the lecture at Cambridge?
122 00:10:09 Not till 4:00.
123 00:10:11 Meet you at Trieste in the morning?
124 00:10:13 - Yeah.- Enjoy this.
125 00:10:14 And use it as a bonding opportunitywith the prime minister.
126 00:10:18 Please.
127 00:10:20 Don't tell me you're still madabout the fish and chips thing.
128 00:10:23 He endorsed my opponentin the heat of the campaign.
129 00:10:26 He had lunch with the guy.It's hardly an endorsement.
130 00:10:28 Wasn't just lunch. It was fish and chips.
131 00:10:30 Look, you got off on the wrong foot.
132 00:10:32 - Sam's not a bad guy.- It's not about bad or good.
133 00:10:34 He doesn't respect me.
134 00:10:38 This is where you're supposedto say, "Yes, he does."
135 00:10:40 - He respects you.- Way too late.
136 00:10:42 Is a man who got 83 million votesfrom the American people
137 00:10:45 not feeling properly respected?
138 00:10:49 See you tomorrow.
139 00:10:52 Did you look over your speech?
140 00:10:54 Yeah. It's solid.
141 00:10:56 I'll hit it with some fireworks.
142 00:10:57 It'll crackle.
143 00:10:58 It's gonna be a good morning.
144 00:10:59 Won't be that simple.
145 00:11:01 Tell me.
146 00:11:02 Sideways op, Spain.
147 00:11:05 - Who was the target?- Viktor Gradov.
148 00:11:07 Russian-born arms dealer turned extremist.
149 00:11:10 Right. Black market weapons developer
150 00:11:12 who got his hands on enriched plutoniuma few years back.
151 00:11:15 Yeah, that's when we took himout of business.
152 00:11:17 Destroyed his manufacturing plantwith the help of a NATO task force.
153 00:11:21 We launched an air strike,destroyed his whole facility.
154 00:11:25 After that, Gradov went off the grid.
155 00:11:26 Spain was our first chance
156 00:11:28 to move on Gradov in two years.
157 00:11:30 Where is he now?
158 00:11:32 In the wind.
159 00:11:33 NSA is scraping border entriesand airport screenings for noise.
160 00:11:36 Intelligence and Researchdidn't have the chance
161 00:11:38 - to do their usual analysis.- Bloody hell.
162 00:11:40 How many times I've got to say it?
163 00:11:41 We do not leapfrog intel.
164 00:11:44 About Noel, if you want to talk...
165 00:11:46 I don't.
166 00:11:48 We should warn Clarke's teamabout Jack Gordon.
167 00:11:50 Jack always goes for the jugular,
168 00:11:52 and he will fry us over this Spain thing.
169 00:11:55 Did you tellthe president's comms director
170 00:11:57 that he must stick to the script?
171 00:11:59 - Yes.- Good.
172 00:12:00 Hopefully he doesn't start writing checksthat we can't cash.
173 00:12:03 He still hasn't figured outthe difference between
174 00:12:04 a press conference and a press junket.
175 00:12:07 Oh.
176 00:12:09 - Mr. Prime Minister.- Mr. President.
177 00:12:11 Yeah. We finally meet.
178 00:12:15 You know, it was a shamethat you missed the inauguration.
179 00:12:17 It was a hell of a show.
180 00:12:18 - Sure it was.- Yeah.
181 00:12:20 Well...
182 00:12:22 Shall we?
183 00:12:24 Uh, wait, wait.
184 00:12:26 We should savor this moment.
185 00:12:28 I mean, this is... it's our debut duet.
186 00:12:31 - Duet?- Yeah.
187 00:12:33 It's like I'm Dr. Dre and you're Eminem,
188 00:12:34 and we're taking that stagefor the first time together.
189 00:12:36 I'm Eminem?
190 00:12:41 Listen, um, about this terrible situation
191 00:12:43 - in Spain.- Mm-hmm?
192 00:12:44 If it comes up out there,I'd just steer clear of it.
193 00:12:47 - Let's just punt it.- Punt it?
194 00:12:48 - Yeah.- To where?
195 00:12:50 Well, to later.
196 00:12:53 Today's about NATO,clean energy, light and bright stuff.
197 00:12:56 Light and bright. Okay.
198 00:12:58 You want to warm up together?
199 00:13:00 Do some breathing exercises?
200 00:13:02 I'm already breathing.
201 00:13:03 - Roger that. Well...- Yeah.
202 00:13:05 Let's dance, I guess.
203 00:13:06 Hey, uh, just do us botha favor out there.
204 00:13:09 No questions from Jack Gordon.
205 00:13:11 My guy.
206 00:13:15 And as of today,
207 00:13:18 thanks to this revolutionarynew technology
208 00:13:20 developed by both of our great nations,
209 00:13:22 we are now partners in energy.
210 00:13:24 The pebble-bed reactor is not justan investment in clean energy.
211 00:13:28 It's also an investment in security.
212 00:13:30 Energy security is national security.
213 00:13:33 It is also an investment in job creation.
214 00:13:35 A whole lot of jobs.
215 00:13:37 And we no longerhave to deal with the Russians,
216 00:13:38 the Saudis or the Venezuelans on oil.
217 00:13:40 But we are keen to presentthis global initiative
218 00:13:44 to our NATO partners in the coming days.
219 00:13:47 Okay. Questions?
220 00:13:49 President Derringer!
221 00:13:51 Uh, it's just been announcedthat Water Cobra
222 00:13:53 is being expandedinto a cinematic universe.
223 00:13:56 Any chance you'll be making a cameo?
224 00:13:58 Oh, folks.
225 00:14:00 I promised the first lady
226 00:14:01 if I ever dressed upas the Venom in Denim again,
227 00:14:03 it'd either be in the Oval boudoir
228 00:14:04 or for the White HouseCorrespondents' Dinner,
229 00:14:06 and you're only invited to the last one.
230 00:14:08 Prime Minister Clarke.
231 00:14:09 - Yes?- The Daily Mail have photos
232 00:14:11 of the duchess and a new beau.
233 00:14:13 Any comments about your ex-girlfriend'slatest escapades?
234 00:14:16 Okay. Who has a real question?
235 00:14:18 Hey, hold on a minute.
236 00:14:19 Now, who else is tired of seeingthe prime minister as a single man?
237 00:14:22 I'll tell you what.
238 00:14:23 How about we get himhis own season of The Bachelor?
239 00:14:24 Who's with me?
240 00:14:25 Yeah! Let's do it!
241 00:14:28 Jack Gordon.
242 00:14:31 There are six dead British and Americansin Spain this morning.
243 00:14:35 Can you comment on speculationthis is the result
244 00:14:37 of a failed covert operation to captureknown arms dealer Viktor Gradov?
245 00:14:42 Covert operations are covert for a reason.
246 00:14:46 That's all I'm gonna say on that.
247 00:14:48 That and Gradov's gonna wishwe caught him yesterday.
248 00:14:50 Because when we do get our hands on him,
249 00:14:52 he is going to be forminga special relationship
250 00:14:54 with the concept of retribution.
251 00:14:56 We should also be using thisas a collective moment of introspection,
252 00:15:00 find out what went wrongand learn from it.
253 00:15:02 Leaks indicate that Echelonwas accessed during the op.
254 00:15:06 Are you ready to acknowledge the existenceof a top secret surveillance program
255 00:15:10 which monitors all of our emails,video conferences, phone calls...
256 00:15:13 Tom.
257 00:15:15 There's only so many timesI can say "no comment" to that.
258 00:15:17 I'll comment.
259 00:15:19 Our enemies should be afraid.
260 00:15:20 We have the toolsand we have the technology
261 00:15:23 to find and destroy themif they challenge us.
262 00:15:26 We aren't makingany promises except that
263 00:15:28 we will work tirelessly to get results.
264 00:15:30 Well, we are.
265 00:15:31 The United States of Americais promising results.
266 00:15:34 President Derringer,
267 00:15:36 do you have a message for the familiesof the men and women killed in Spain?
268 00:15:39 I've spent a lot of timewith Special Forces.
269 00:15:42 Trained with them, learned from them.
270 00:15:44 And what I have to say iswe must do better.
271 00:15:46 We will do better.
272 00:15:48 When you say, um, "trained with them,"
273 00:15:50 that was for an acting role, yes?
274 00:15:53 Yes, but, uh...
275 00:15:55 I mean, y-you've never served.
276 00:15:56 As someone who did servein the British Army,
277 00:15:59 as most of you know,
278 00:16:00 if I did have something to sayto the families,
279 00:16:03 I would say it to them directly.
280 00:16:04 I do not salute heroes through you, Jack.
281 00:16:07 To be clear, you never saw combat.
282 00:16:08 But with all due respect,gentlemen, you're politicians.
283 00:16:11 You don't equate yourselveswith actual heroes, do you?
284 00:16:19 Well, that was a shit-bath.
285 00:16:22 Socials are lighting up.
286 00:16:23 Hashtag "commanders in beef" is trending.
287 00:16:26 Goddamn it!
288 00:16:27 You knew Jack Gordon was trouble.
289 00:16:29 I warned you.
290 00:16:31 My town. I'll call on whomever I want.
291 00:16:34 Let's take five.
292 00:16:37 You know,I'm not afraid of the press.
293 00:16:39 Not all of us have a compulsive needto be liked by everyone.
294 00:16:42 With all due respect...
295 00:16:43 I know you like to fighthis battles for him, Simone.
296 00:16:45 Your presidency is in diapers.
297 00:16:47 You're on a learning curve.
298 00:16:50 - I've been on this slog for six years.- You?
299 00:16:52 I fight my own battles.You, you want to talk numbers?
300 00:16:54 Your approval ratings,that's a great place to start.
301 00:16:57 Unlike you, I'll take resultsover likes on Instagram.
302 00:17:02 You-you clearly don't careabout what people think.
303 00:17:04 You called for a collective momentof introspection?
304 00:17:06 Let's just say I'm more concernedwith how people pay their mortgages
305 00:17:09 and send their kids to university.
306 00:17:11 Oh, for sure, 'cause God knowsthere's nothing the public loves more
307 00:17:13 than politicians giving them homework.
308 00:17:14 Is this about the fish and chips thing?
309 00:17:17 'Cause if it is, just say it.
310 00:17:18 I am not mad about the goddamnfish and chips thing.
311 00:17:20 Enough. Neither of you wereat your best today.
312 00:17:22 Agreed.
313 00:17:23 We need to give this a short shelf life.
314 00:17:25 He's right. Change the narrative.
315 00:17:27 Turn this into an opportunity.
316 00:17:29 To show that you guys are united.
317 00:17:32 I've got it.
318 00:17:33 You fly to Trieste togetheron Air Force One.
319 00:17:37 I don't know if we have enough room.
320 00:17:39 No, I'm good, thank you very much.
321 00:17:41 And besides,I have to be in Warsaw tonight.
322 00:17:43 Hear me out, all right?
323 00:17:44 You both do 35 secondson the airstairs here in London,
324 00:17:47 waving and smiling, pit stop in Warsaw.
325 00:17:49 You'll be in Trieste by breakfast.
326 00:17:51 By that time,pictures of you on those airstairs,
327 00:17:53 a vision of solidarity,
328 00:17:55 will be on the front pageof eight out of ten newspapers
329 00:17:57 all around the world.
330 00:18:00 Quincy.
331 00:18:02 Bradshaw.
332 00:18:04 I am the President of the United States.
333 00:18:06 I don't share the stage with anyone.
334 00:18:08 Hitch a ride? Is that your solution?
335 00:18:10 It's a guaranteedthree-point bump in the polls.
336 00:18:12 Look, we are in the early days.
337 00:18:15 You've got to show you can make friends.
338 00:18:17 Right now we need himmore than he needs us.
339 00:18:20 Sam, take the win.
340 00:18:23 Take the flight.
341 00:18:25 Will you be there?
342 00:18:26 I'll go with the advance team.
343 00:18:29 Quincy and I will foam the runwaywith the press in Trieste.
344 00:18:34 Mr. Prime Minister.
345 00:18:38 Would you do me the honor and fly with meaboard Air Force One?
346 00:18:51 I'll be honest.
347 00:18:54 It kept me up all night.
348 00:18:56 How is it that I hirethe best sniper money can buy
349 00:19:00 and he misses the one shotmeant to protect
350 00:19:02 the most important manin my entire operation?
351 00:19:04 Yeah, thanks,but we're all just doing our part.
352 00:19:07 Pieces of a puzzle, patches on a quilt...
353 00:19:16 I assumedit was faulty equipment.
354 00:19:20 But now I know it was human error.
355 00:19:22 Like you say...
356 00:19:29 "Everything that happenshappens for the best."
357 00:19:32 Yes.
358 00:19:37 Come.
359 00:19:38 Sit down.
360 00:19:42 My mother was very fond of that phrase.
361 00:19:44 Yes.
362 00:19:46 She was a gadalka.
363 00:19:48 A fortune teller.
364 00:19:50 She read tea leaves.
365 00:19:53 She could see the future.
366 00:19:55 She saw mine and said that one day
367 00:19:57 I would be served a great injustice,
368 00:19:59 and it would be my mission in lifeto punish those responsible.
369 00:20:03 And nothing or no one would get in my way.
370 00:20:24 It's been overa decade since a U.S. president
371 00:20:27 has hosted a British prime ministeron Air Force One,
372 00:20:30 making this tripone for the history books.
373 00:20:34 Check her out.
374 00:20:35 Fresh off the assembly line.
375 00:20:37 30-foot wider wingspanthan the previous model.
376 00:20:39 Can break Mach 1,oh, and corners like an F-15.
377 00:20:41 Surprised you didn't paint flameson the side of it.
378 00:20:43 Ah, you're just jealous 'cause your planesucks and doesn't have a cool name.
379 00:20:47 Fellas.
380 00:20:50 We love Will! We love Will!
381 00:21:22 Mr. Prime Minister.
382 00:21:24 I heard you like rye.
383 00:21:26 This one comesfrom my hometown in Kentucky.
384 00:21:31 Mmm.
385 00:21:33 Now, that is American exceptionalismin action.
386 00:21:37 Thank you.
387 00:21:38 Enjoy, sir.
388 00:22:02 There he is. Come on.
389 00:22:08 Say hello to Prime Minister Clarke. Hey.
390 00:22:11 Be nice to him, Sawyer.He's besties with Harry Styles.
391 00:22:13 Well, I don't know about that,but next time he's in Washington,
392 00:22:15 I'll see if I can get you some good seats.
393 00:22:17 - Thank you.- Thank you.
394 00:22:19 Nice to finally meet you,Mr. Prime Minister.
395 00:22:21 Now, honestly, just-just call me Sam.
396 00:22:23 I'm so sorry we missed each other.
397 00:22:24 You two take care of yourselves,and go easy on him, Sam.
398 00:22:28 We're still learning the ropes.
399 00:22:30 I'll try and keep him out of trouble.
400 00:22:31 Okay, hey.
401 00:22:32 Love you guys. Talk to you tomorrow.
402 00:22:38 You're good at that.
403 00:22:39 Good at what?
404 00:22:40 Being normal. Ish.
405 00:22:43 Uh, thank you?
406 00:22:45 You should show peoplethat side of you more often.
407 00:22:47 Start by ditching the bachelor status.
408 00:22:49 World leader who's unmarried?
409 00:22:50 Freaks people out,leaves too much to the imagination.
410 00:22:52 What are they imagining?
411 00:22:54 I don't know, Eyes Wide Shut parties
412 00:22:56 or by night you're some masked vigilanteinto some weird, unsettling shit.
413 00:22:59 Look, people want clarity.
414 00:23:02 Marriage gives them clarity.It softens the image.
415 00:23:05 I'm confused. Are you giving me advice
416 00:23:07 or are you pitching meon one of your shit rom-coms?
417 00:23:10 All right, I get it.You don't like my movies.
418 00:23:12 I've never seen your movies.
419 00:23:13 Because Sam Clarke is the manwho does not like to be entertained.
420 00:23:16 No, it's 'cause I like actual cinema.
421 00:23:19 Come on.
422 00:23:21 You don't think I wanted to workwith Wes Anderson
423 00:23:22 or Bong Joon Ho? Of course I do.
424 00:23:24 I'm classically trained.
425 00:23:25 Did you know I once did a playwith Edward Norton?
426 00:23:27 Mm.
427 00:23:29 But the universe keeps telling meI look cool with a gun in my hand.
428 00:23:33 A toy gun.
429 00:23:40 What is it with you?
430 00:23:42 Walking around, thinkingyou're better than everybody else.
431 00:23:44 First, thought it was a British thing.
432 00:23:46 Then I realized it's a you thing.
433 00:23:48 - I know Paul McCartney, okay?- Wow.
434 00:23:50 He's put a whole lot more winson the board than you,
435 00:23:52 and he is cool as shit!
436 00:23:58 - Want me to take it up?- I got it. Thanks.
437 00:24:02 And you know what?
438 00:24:03 I'm not gonna apologizefor wanting to be liked or loved.
439 00:24:06 We're blessed with twoof the most extraordinary jobs
440 00:24:07 ever created, and part of that jobis to instill hope.
441 00:24:10 It's to make people feel good.
442 00:24:12 Yeah, well, based on my experience, okay,
443 00:24:15 hope is just delayed disappointment.
444 00:24:17 Doesn't put food on the table.
445 00:24:18 Doesn't put a roof over anyone's head.
446 00:24:20 And if you want to focuson making people "feel good,"
447 00:24:22 then you're never gonna understandhow to help them.
448 00:24:25 You are the commander in chief.You're not some DJ in Vegas.
449 00:24:29 I don't need to be refreshedon my job title.
450 00:24:32 Let's be clear about that.
451 00:24:40 Don't tell the captainI snuck you his stash.
452 00:24:41 Thanks.
453 00:25:08 Move to intercept.
454 00:25:17 Just know,once this honeymoon period is over,
455 00:25:20 there is only disappointmentin your future,
456 00:25:22 because this job, my job,is about suffering.
457 00:25:26 Yeah, Nostradamus?
458 00:25:27 When that day comes,maybe then you and I can sit down
459 00:25:29 and talk about itover some fish and chips.
460 00:25:31 I knew the truth would come out.
461 00:25:33 There it is.
462 00:25:34 Oh, great. You did it, Agatha Christie.
463 00:25:36 You cracked the case.
464 00:25:37 Let's give Scooby Snacks to everybody.
465 00:25:39 Will, let it go.
466 00:25:40 You took my opponent for fish and chipsin broad daylight
467 00:25:43 in the middle of "Liester" Square,
468 00:25:44 and you knew photographers would be there!
469 00:25:46 First of all,it's pronounced Leicester Square.
470 00:25:48 And, no, bollocks, he's an old friend.
471 00:25:49 I took him for lunch.
472 00:25:50 You knew there werepolitical implications.
473 00:25:52 Not all of us have some poshCambridge Mafia in Parliament
474 00:25:54 helping us get elected!
475 00:25:58 I busted my ass to get to where I am.
476 00:26:00 I was born in a housing estate
477 00:26:01 and was never given anythingon a silver platter.
478 00:26:05 I worked three jobs to pay for Cambridge,
479 00:26:07 and then to the Army,and then to community organizing,
480 00:26:09 and then Defence Attaché,and worked my way up through Parliament.
481 00:26:13 Now, not all of us got our political start
482 00:26:15 because some commercial agentdecided they like
483 00:26:17 - our G.I. Joe jawline!- Watch it!
484 00:26:19 No, no, no! You went from modelingyour underwear to being on the red carpet
485 00:26:22 to having your fingeron the nuclear button,
486 00:26:25 all without doing a single dayof public service!
487 00:26:28 So, yes, mate, when I see youplay the role of president,
488 00:26:31 it makes me sick to my stomach,because you know your lines--
489 00:26:33 oh, yes, you do--but you're not believable in the part.
490 00:26:36 And if I could've endorsedyour opponent, yes, I would've,
491 00:26:39 because at least there'd be a real leaderin the White House
492 00:26:42 and not some embarrassing,bullshit, popcorn president!
493 00:26:45 - What's that?- You heard what I said!
494 00:26:47 No, what's that?
495 00:26:55 Sirs, secure yourselves in the office.
496 00:27:00 - Fasten your seatbelts. Sir.- Yeah?
497 00:27:02 Take your seat, please.
498 00:27:04 - What's happening?- Unidentified aircraft,
499 00:27:06 you're in restricted airspace.
500 00:27:08 Pull away immediatelyor you will be fired upon.
501 00:27:10 All radios are out.
502 00:27:11 Comms are fried across the board.
503 00:27:26 Dear God.
504 00:27:27 - Ready the weapons.- Yes, sir.
505 00:27:33 Oh, shit.
506 00:27:48 Uh, gentlemen.
507 00:27:52 Multiple inbound bogies!
508 00:27:54 Open fire!
509 00:28:09 Mr. President! Sir!
510 00:28:11 What the hell's going on?
511 00:28:18 Shit. We got to getto the back of the plane! Go!
512 00:28:20 Go! Go!
513 00:28:32 Stop shooting the drones!Shoot the goddamn plane!
514 00:28:54 Hold on!
515 00:28:58 Initiating emergency descent to 10,000for cabin pressure stabilization.
516 00:29:11 Let's go!
517 00:29:12 There are parachutes in the back!
518 00:29:17 Here comes another wave.
519 00:29:36 We lost engine two.
520 00:29:37 Gonna lean into it.
521 00:29:55 Come on, we got to jump!
522 00:30:01 That way! Through the door!
523 00:30:08 Come on, sir! Move!
524 00:30:11 We're leveling out.
525 00:30:17 They're finished.
526 00:30:18 Let's go home.
527 00:30:32 Let's go!
528 00:30:40 Come on! Let's move! Quick!
529 00:30:50 These two should be intact.
530 00:30:53 Shit!
531 00:30:54 We're going down in Belarusian airspace.
532 00:30:57 You'll need to getto our safe house in Poland.
533 00:31:00 Rip it hard once you're out.
534 00:31:02 The chute'll do the rest.
535 00:31:03 We can double up.
536 00:31:05 Not a chance. Too risky.
537 00:31:06 What about all these people?
538 00:31:08 We all have our jobs to do.
539 00:31:09 Yours is to survive.
540 00:31:14 Get to Golden Mountain Mining Company
541 00:31:16 under the Gdanski Bridge in Warsaw.
542 00:31:19 Let me hear it, sirs.
543 00:31:21 Golden Mountain Mining Company.
544 00:31:23 Gdanski Bridge!
545 00:31:26 It's been an honor, Mr. President.
546 00:31:47 Oh, shit.
547 00:32:15 We have just received devastating footage
548 00:32:18 of Air Force One going downover Western Belarus.
549 00:32:22 President William Derringerand Prime Minister Samuel Clarke...
550 00:32:26 are presumed dead.
551 00:32:29 We're awaiting wordfrom the Pentagon
552 00:32:31 on the potential cause or suspects.
553 00:32:34 No groups are claiming responsibilityfor this tragic loss.
554 00:32:37 An emergency session of Parliamentis convening
555 00:32:40 to discuss succession strategy,
556 00:32:42 while moments agoV.P. Elizabeth Kirk was sworn in
557 00:32:45 as acting president in Trieste, Italy.
558 00:32:48 ...where gathering NATO leadersare offering their condolences
559 00:32:51 and unyielding solidarity.
560 00:32:53 What was meant to be a celebrationof the North Atlantic Alliance
561 00:32:56 is now a time of unprecedentedshock and mourning.
562 00:33:14 Oh, geez.
563 00:33:19 You okay?
564 00:33:21 Yeah. You?
565 00:33:24 How the hell'd they get on my plane?
566 00:33:25 With the help of someone on the inside,that's for sure.
567 00:33:31 The Polish borderis about 15 miles that way.
568 00:33:34 On foot, we can be at that safe houseby morning.
569 00:33:36 No. The cavalry's coming.
570 00:33:38 Cavalry's not coming, mate.
571 00:33:40 Belarus will want to controlthe crash site.
572 00:33:42 Won't be letting any planesinto their airspace,
573 00:33:45 and there's no way our guysare sneaking across enemy lines
574 00:33:49 to retrieve corpses.
575 00:33:50 They have to assumethere are no survivors.
576 00:33:53 Shit.
577 00:33:56 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.What are you doing?
578 00:33:57 Calling my wife.I'm letting her know I'm alive.
579 00:33:59 No. No, no, no, no.
580 00:34:00 No. No phones.
581 00:34:01 All right? Do as I do.
582 00:34:04 We just survivedthe worst security breach in history,
583 00:34:07 so you have to assumewhoever wants you dead
584 00:34:09 is listening to communications, okay?
585 00:34:11 I'm calling my familyto let them know I'm okay.
586 00:34:13 And we should letthe world know we're okay.
587 00:34:15 News flash: We're not okay.
588 00:34:18 All right? If we fallinto the wrong hands,
589 00:34:20 best-case scenario:they use us as a political football.
590 00:34:22 Worst-case scenario is...
591 00:34:25 they make an example of us.
592 00:34:26 Now put that down!
593 00:34:31 You know what happened to the last guywho threw a shoe at a sitting president?
594 00:34:33 You're not sitting. You're hanging.
595 00:34:35 All right?
596 00:34:37 You know what? Piss off.
597 00:34:38 You want me to piss off?
598 00:34:39 - Yeah.- Okay, I'll piss off.
599 00:34:42 I'll piss off all the way to Warsaw.
600 00:34:44 Enjoy living the rest of your lifeas a bird sanctuary.
601 00:34:47 All right, don't piss off.
602 00:34:54 Would you just help me downfor Chrissakes, please?
603 00:34:56 There you go. Look at that.
604 00:34:58 An American action heroasking me for help.
605 00:35:02 Even in his most noble moments,he was still petty and mean-spirited.
606 00:35:06 I'm gonna drop you on three.
607 00:35:09 Three!
608 00:35:21 You all right back there, Derringer?
609 00:35:22 I'm fine.
610 00:35:23 Hearing a lot of panting and snuffling.
611 00:35:25 I don't snuffle, okay?
612 00:35:28 Besides, don't concern yourselfwith how another man breathes.
613 00:35:30 Boundaries, guy.
614 00:35:31 Nothing to be embarrassed about.
615 00:35:34 Endurance is tough for guys like you.
616 00:35:35 Guys like me?
617 00:35:37 Guys like you. You know, gym strong.
618 00:35:38 - Gym strong?- Gym strong.
619 00:35:41 As opposed to?
620 00:35:42 - Strong strong.- Want to see gym strong?
621 00:35:44 I'll rip a tree out of the groundand beat you to death with it, huh?
622 00:35:50 - Go on, then.- What?
623 00:35:52 Rip that tree outand beat me to death with it.
624 00:36:01 That's what I thought.
625 00:36:04 Silly thing to say, really.
626 00:36:08 Picked the biggest tree.
627 00:36:15 Dear God.
628 00:36:17 Think he's had the day off.
629 00:36:23 Who the hell did this?
630 00:36:24 We got a lot of enemies.
631 00:36:26 Right now we got to get home alive.That's our job.
632 00:36:29 No, our real job is to find outwho did this and make them pay.
633 00:36:31 Look, I want to get themjust as much as you do,
634 00:36:33 but these things don't happen overnight.
635 00:36:35 We got to pick our moment.
636 00:36:36 Took us ten years and two warsbefore we got bin Laden.
637 00:36:38 I'm not waiting ten years.
638 00:36:40 One thing for certain,whoever did this got some big balls.
639 00:36:44 There's no reason to thinkthis wasn't just phase one.
640 00:37:05 Tell the Pentagonto move DEFCON status up,
641 00:37:07 and inform Russia, China and Iranthis is not a moment to get adventurous.
642 00:37:11 Don't challenge usand don't think we're distracted.
643 00:37:14 - Yes?- Echelon is standing by
644 00:37:16 - for system security update.- Please.
645 00:37:23 This is Kirk.
646 00:37:24 This is Echelon Director Adams.
647 00:37:26 Please confirm voiceprintand retinal scan.
648 00:37:32 Alpha, Echo, Bravo, Alpha, Charlie,
649 00:37:35 Zulu, Tango.
650 00:37:36 Voiceprint confirmed.
651 00:37:44 Biometrics confirmed.
652 00:37:46 Commence continuityof government protocol.
653 00:37:53 Sir.
654 00:37:55 What's happening?
655 00:37:57 They're rebooting the system.
656 00:37:58 In three, two, one.
657 00:38:10 Almost there.
658 00:38:16 Someone's inside the system.
659 00:38:19 Uh, wh-what's happening?
660 00:38:23 We are now in control of Echelon.
661 00:38:30 Now we're talking.
662 00:38:31 There's our ride to Warsaw.
663 00:38:37 We can't just walk downand ask them for a lift.
664 00:38:39 I'd agree with you, but you're wrong.
665 00:38:41 We can.
666 00:38:43 We're two of the most recognizable menon the planet.
667 00:38:46 Ha. You're not even one of the mostrecognizable British people.
668 00:38:49 You get my point.
669 00:38:50 The point is we need help,we ask them for help.
670 00:38:52 What part of "keep our heads down"don't you understand?
671 00:38:55 - You got a better idea?- Yeah, I do.
672 00:38:56 I say we move fast,creep along that tree line
673 00:38:58 and hot-wire that car over there.
674 00:39:06 Since when do you know how to hot-wire?
675 00:39:07 I don't, but you do.
676 00:39:09 You got busted at 16for stealing your neighbor's Camaro.
677 00:39:11 Where'd you hear about that?
678 00:39:13 I vetted you.
679 00:39:14 You vetted me?
680 00:39:16 I'm the President of the United States.
681 00:39:17 You don't vet me. I vet you.
682 00:39:20 Well, did you vet me?
683 00:39:22 - Not the point.- Yeah.
684 00:39:30 Come on. Come on.
685 00:39:34 Yeah, there he is.
686 00:39:36 Boys.
687 00:39:42 Oh, no.
688 00:39:46 We have incoming.
689 00:39:48 I'm going to talk to them.
690 00:39:49 - They'll give us a ride.- No, no, no.
691 00:39:51 You're gonna start this car,and we're gonna get out of here.
692 00:39:53 Trust me. I poll really wellwith young men who drink beer.
693 00:39:56 I speak their language.
694 00:39:57 Except you literallydon't speak their language.
695 00:39:59 Cinema is the international language.
696 00:40:00 - Watch the magic.- Will. Hey.
697 00:40:02 Hey, fellas, how's it going?
698 00:40:05 We got a little turned around.We could use some help.
699 00:40:08 It's me, Will Derringer.
700 00:40:13 You know, Water Cobra.
701 00:40:22 Huh, still nothing?
702 00:40:25 Nice watch.
703 00:40:26 - Huh?- I think you should give him the watch.
704 00:40:31 Let me try it on.
705 00:40:33 This is a gift from Keanuwhen we wrapped Carnage 2.
706 00:40:35 Yeah, well, I hope Keanu gifted yousome kung fu lessons,
707 00:40:38 'cause we're aboutto get our asses kicked.
708 00:40:40 Man, read the room.
709 00:40:44 See?
710 00:40:47 That's enough!
711 00:40:51 On your right!
712 00:40:59 Oh, sorry.
713 00:41:08 Don't.
714 00:41:11 Stop!
715 00:41:12 I said, stop!
716 00:41:18 What have you done?
717 00:41:25 You are dead men.
718 00:41:39 Hey!
719 00:41:45 Ah, God.
720 00:41:46 You okay?
721 00:42:40 Get your asses home!
722 00:42:42 You half-witted cretins!
723 00:42:48 Yankees?
724 00:42:50 No, no, no. Canadians.
725 00:42:53 Why'd you say Canadians?Everybody loves Americans.
726 00:42:54 Americans love Americans.Today we're Canadians.
727 00:42:56 Trust me.
728 00:42:57 Where you go?
729 00:42:59 Across the border to Warsaw.
730 00:43:02 Papers?
731 00:43:05 No papers.
732 00:43:08 Okay.
733 00:43:09 I take you.
734 00:43:12 I have great ride.
735 00:43:16 ♪ Hang me, oh, hang me ♪
736 00:43:20 ♪ I'll be dead and gone ♪
737 00:43:24 ♪ Hang me, oh, hang me ♪
738 00:43:28 ♪ I'll be dead and gone ♪
739 00:43:32 ♪ Wouldn't mind the hanging ♪
740 00:43:35 ♪ but the laying in the grave so long,poor boy ♪
741 00:43:39 ♪ I've been all around this world ♪
742 00:43:45 Eh, it'll be great for our memoirs.
743 00:43:48 "Chapter 14.
744 00:43:49 It was exactly like when Churchill met FDRfor the first time,
745 00:43:52 just with an added splash of sheep shit."
746 00:43:56 Could be worse.
747 00:43:58 We're experiencingthe kindness of a stranger.
748 00:44:00 We're en route to safety.
749 00:44:02 Shortly after we get there,we'll make our enemies feel
750 00:44:04 the ripple of our wrath.
751 00:44:06 Is-is that the...
752 00:44:07 Battle cry of the central character
753 00:44:09 in one of the most seminalaction franchises
754 00:44:11 in the last decade? Hell yeah.
755 00:44:15 What?
756 00:44:16 What do you Brits knowabout slogans anyway?
757 00:44:18 "Keep calm and carry on."
758 00:44:20 You know,that-that's actually like saying,
759 00:44:21 "Do nothing and continueto do nothing," right?
760 00:44:23 Yeah, we don't all fetishize taglinesto the same degree.
761 00:44:27 - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
762 00:44:28 Well, here's what I don't get, okay?
763 00:44:30 If life is such a Möbius stripof failure and futility,
764 00:44:32 why would you want to leadan entire nation?
765 00:44:34 I just like sitting in musty old rooms,
766 00:44:36 arguing with boring old menabout tax code.
767 00:44:39 - Okay?- That's a good one.
768 00:44:42 Seriously.
769 00:44:44 Why would you want to runfor highest office in the land?
770 00:44:49 Yeah, fine. Me first.
771 00:44:51 Did you know I didn't traveloutside the U.S.
772 00:44:53 until I was 28 years old?
773 00:44:56 First Water Cobra press tour.
774 00:44:58 And it was there I realized,man, there are awesome people everywhere.
775 00:45:02 But the world is so damn fractured.
776 00:45:05 So I figured if I could use my celebrity,even just for a little bit,
777 00:45:08 to bring people together,wouldn't that be a good thing?
778 00:45:13 Okay. What's your excuse?
779 00:45:16 Certainly not about believingyou'd deliver people to better days.
780 00:45:20 I believe in better days.
781 00:45:22 In fact, this day has got me believingin better days
782 00:45:26 more than any other day,because any day would be better
783 00:45:29 than being stuck in the muckwith you and a bunch of...
784 00:45:32 You having a rough one, huh?
785 00:45:33 - Yeah.- Yeah?
786 00:45:35 Take it up with your security detail.
787 00:45:39 Or my security detail.
788 00:45:41 Or anybody on that flight.
789 00:45:59 Down, down, down, down, down.
790 00:46:10 Passports and documents for the livestock.
791 00:46:18 Kill the engine and get out.
792 00:46:48 Maybe we could make a deal?
793 00:46:52 What?
794 00:46:55 ♪ Went up on the mountain ♪
795 00:46:58 ♪ There I made my stand ♪
796 00:47:03 ♪ Went up on the mountain ♪
797 00:47:05 Think I'm ready to writethose memoirs now.
798 00:47:07 ♪ There I made my stand ♪
799 00:47:10 ♪ Rifle on my shoulder ♪
800 00:47:14 ♪ and a dagger in my hand ♪
801 00:47:16 ♪ Poor boy,I've been all around this world ♪
802 00:47:32 Thank you.
803 00:47:34 Take this.
804 00:47:38 It was my pleasure...
805 00:47:40 Mr. President.
806 00:47:43 Good luck to both of you.
807 00:48:09 Sir, Echelon interceptedsecurity footage
808 00:48:12 from a CIA safe house in Warsawthat just buzzed in two guests.
809 00:48:19 With all due respect,
810 00:48:21 we got what we neededwhen we took down Air Force One.
811 00:48:23 Quiet your mouth.
812 00:48:25 And we kept our footprint tight,
813 00:48:27 so who cares if they live?
814 00:48:29 They die because I say they die.
815 00:48:38 They're alive. Warsaw.
816 00:48:41 Warsaw! Let's go!
817 00:48:58 You're alive.
818 00:48:59 Oh.
819 00:49:03 Okay. Hey.
820 00:49:05 - Are you crying because of me?- Hell yeah, I am, man.
821 00:49:08 I mean, sir.
822 00:49:10 I'm sorry. Marty Comer.
823 00:49:12 Oh, well.
824 00:49:14 Station agent.
825 00:49:15 A huge fan.
826 00:49:17 Patriot.
827 00:49:18 Sam Clarke, British prime minister.
828 00:49:20 - Can we come in?- Yeah.
829 00:49:22 Yeah, of course, of course.
830 00:49:24 Like, now?
831 00:49:26 - Yeah, now.- Thank you.
832 00:49:27 Right this way.
833 00:49:28 Okay, so I know this sounds,uh, bonkers, but...
834 00:49:32 What's the playbook on this?
835 00:49:34 For this?
836 00:49:36 Th-There is no damn playbook.
837 00:49:38 I mean-- And we got lots of playbooks.
838 00:49:39 Ones that account for pole shifts,
839 00:49:41 computers becoming self-aware,space monkey attacks,
840 00:49:44 all kinds of hectic shit.
841 00:49:46 But, uh, none that contemplateyou two sauntering in here
842 00:49:50 after dying in front ofthe entire planet's eyes.
843 00:49:52 So no playbook?
844 00:49:54 Let's make one.
845 00:49:55 They say never meet your heroes,but to them I say:
846 00:50:00 You've never metPresident William Matthew Derringer.
847 00:50:02 Your initials are WMD?
848 00:50:05 Yeah. Pretty bitchin', right?
849 00:50:10 Follow me, gentlemen.
850 00:50:11 Your timing's great, by the way.
851 00:50:13 The ambassador just recalledall in-country personnel to the embassy.
852 00:50:16 It's a real nut punchin a Ziploc bag out there.
853 00:50:19 And it ain't exactly a coincidence,if you ask me.
854 00:50:21 W-Wait, what's not?
855 00:50:23 Well, first you two go down,
856 00:50:25 and then someone rolls a political grenadeinto that NATO conference.
857 00:50:30 You guys didn't hear?
858 00:50:32 No, we've had a pretty busy day.
859 00:50:35 Well, apparently,
860 00:50:37 Echelon servers were infiltrated.
861 00:50:44 Two hours ago,
862 00:50:46 a tranche of classified documentswere leaked,
863 00:50:49 exposing decades of covert activityamongst NATO members:
864 00:50:52 industrial espionage, economic sabotageand the influencing of foreign elections.
865 00:50:58 And the real pisser?
866 00:50:59 These weren't acts committed againstenemy nations but against each other.
867 00:51:02 These were friends against friends.
868 00:51:04 I'm talking some real Monica and Rachelseason two shit.
869 00:51:07 I mean, tomorrow's summit'sgonna be a monkey knife fight
870 00:51:10 in a telephone booth.
871 00:51:13 Germany just found outFrance embedded journalists
872 00:51:15 to influence their last election.
873 00:51:17 The Czech Republic wants Italykicked out of the building
874 00:51:19 for trying to tank their economy.
875 00:51:21 All while we're locked out of the mostpowerful surveillance tool on this planet.
876 00:51:25 How many files are we talking about?
877 00:51:27 20,000 and counting.
878 00:51:29 It's the most damaging leakof state secrets in history.
879 00:51:32 Someone is using Echelonto tear at the very fabric of NATO.
880 00:51:35 Sounds like NATO has beentearing at the fabric of itself.
881 00:51:38 Bet you're dying to say "I told you so."
882 00:51:40 Excuse me?
883 00:51:42 You ran your primaries on "America first."
884 00:51:46 Simone, I am allowing you to bein this room out of respect for Will.
885 00:51:50 Allowing me?
886 00:51:51 But please don't ever insinuatethat I'm not all in on this alliance.
887 00:51:56 If NATO falls, there's no more backstopagainst despots and dictators.
888 00:52:00 They run unchecked.
889 00:52:02 It could set off a series of eventsthat-that would
890 00:52:04 destabilize Europeand the rest of the world.
891 00:52:06 We are talking about the potentialfor increased conflict, chaos
892 00:52:11 and the very real threatof war on a global scale.
893 00:52:17 We put our heads above water.
894 00:52:19 Call the embassy.Let them know you have us.
895 00:52:20 No, we have to assumeall high command posts are compromised.
896 00:52:24 Bullshit.
897 00:52:25 We are in a secure U.S. facility.
898 00:52:28 You guys want a hit of these Pringles?
899 00:52:29 Last time I was in one of those,we got shot out of the sky at 40,000 feet.
900 00:52:32 Hmm?
901 00:52:33 Make the call.
902 00:52:35 - Mm-hmm.- Don't make the call.
903 00:52:37 Make the call.
904 00:52:39 - Hmm.- Don't make the call.
905 00:52:42 - I can't make the call.- I'm the commander in chief!
906 00:52:44 - Make the goddamn call.- The line's dead.
907 00:52:48 Is that normal?
908 00:52:49 No.
909 00:53:03 Somebody really wants us dead.
910 00:53:05 We're safe, we're in a safe house, right?
911 00:53:09 We got this.
912 00:53:13 That feel safe enough for you?
913 00:53:28 Shit.
914 00:53:30 Not in the movies now, son.
915 00:53:50 Okay, listen up.
916 00:53:51 I'm gonna get you guys out of here,but just in case things do go south,
917 00:53:54 best to beat a retreatthrough the secondary exit.
918 00:53:56 That's a left out of here,down the hall, make a left.
919 00:53:58 That's the bunk room.
920 00:53:59 Another right, you should seea poster on the wall.
921 00:54:01 You punch through that poster,you should be good to go.
922 00:54:12 Feed me, boys.
923 00:54:24 ♪ I can't stand it ♪
924 00:54:27 ♪ I know you planned it ♪
925 00:54:28 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate ♪
926 00:54:31 ♪ I can't stand rocking when I'm in here ♪
927 00:54:34 ♪ 'cause your crystal ballain't so crystal clear ♪
928 00:54:37 ♪ So while you sit back and wonder why ♪
929 00:54:40 ♪ I got this ... thorn in my side ♪
930 00:54:43 ♪ Oh, my God ♪
931 00:54:44 ♪ It's a mirage, I'm telling y'all ♪
932 00:54:47 ♪ it's sabotage ♪
933 00:54:59 ♪ So, so, so ♪
934 00:55:00 ♪ So listen up'cause you can't say nothing...
935 00:55:04 All of you in here! Now!
936 00:55:06 ♪ I'm out and I'm gone ♪
937 00:55:09 ♪ I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on ♪
938 00:55:20 ♪ 'Cause what you see...
939 00:55:23 That boy's a nutter.
940 00:55:25 Maybe, but he's America's nutter.
941 00:55:28 ♪ That's a mirage ♪
942 00:55:30 ♪ I'm trying to tell you now,it's sabotage...
943 00:56:08 Let's move.
944 00:56:12 ♪ Listen, all y'all ♪
945 00:56:13 ♪ it's a sabotage ♪
946 00:56:15 ♪ Listen, all y'all ♪
947 00:56:16 ♪ it's a sabotage ♪
948 00:56:18 ♪ Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage ♪
949 00:56:20 ♪ I can't stand it,I know you planned it ♪
950 00:56:24 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate ♪
951 00:56:26 ♪ Lord, I can't stand rockingwhen I'm in this place ♪
952 00:56:28 ♪ because I feel disgracebecause you're all in my face ♪
953 00:56:32 ♪ But make no mistakesand switch up my channel ♪
954 00:56:35 ♪ I'm Buddy Richwhen I fly off the handle ♪
955 00:56:38 ♪ What could it be? It's a mirage...
956 00:56:39 Get out of here.
957 00:56:41 ♪ That's sabotage ♪
958 00:56:45 Go!
959 00:56:59 Come on!
960 00:57:01 No, no, this way. He said right!
961 00:57:05 Damn it!
962 00:57:10 No, no, Rambo! Come on!
963 00:57:15 Oh, found the poster.
964 00:57:17 Punch it.
965 00:57:18 Oh, goddamn it.
966 00:57:20 - What's the problem?- I can't.
967 00:57:25 You having a laugh?!
968 00:57:26 Come on!
969 00:57:27 Forgive me.
970 00:57:53 I think I killed that guy.
971 00:57:54 Only thing you killed is the wall.
972 00:57:57 I have to say, though,
973 00:57:59 you do look good with a gun in your hand.
974 00:58:04 - You should go.- No, you go.
975 00:58:11 Drop your guns!
976 00:58:15 We have them.
977 00:58:16 Coming down.
978 00:58:48 Noel?
979 00:58:50 Sam?
980 00:58:53 - I thought you were dead.- I thought you were dead.
981 00:58:56 How are you not dead?
982 00:58:58 You two know each other?
983 00:59:00 - We...- We worked together. Back in the day.
984 00:59:05 How'd you find us?
985 00:59:19 All right, I'll tell you!
986 00:59:23 Hey! Hey!
987 00:59:33 Long story.
988 00:59:35 Hey, where's your backup?
989 00:59:36 There is no backup.
990 00:59:52 I've been trailing Gradov since Spain.
991 00:59:54 - Victor Gradov is behind this?- The gun guy?
992 00:59:57 So you're sayingthis is all payback
993 00:59:58 because we stopped him building nukes?
994 01:00:00 That way. Gradov wasn't building a nuke.
995 01:00:03 But he was a weapons developer.
996 01:00:05 He was, but his son wasn't.
997 01:00:06 Yeah, what's his son got to do with it?
998 01:00:08 His son was a scientist.
999 01:00:09 He was brilliantand made incredible breakthroughs.
1000 01:00:12 He was on the brink of onlining
1001 01:00:13 the first ever nuclear reactorincapable of melting down.
1002 01:00:17 The pebble-bed technology.
1003 01:00:19 Our pebble-bed technology?
1004 01:00:21 The same technology I just toldthe world that we developed?
1005 01:00:23 You're telling me Gradov's soninvented it?
1006 01:00:25 He was close.
1007 01:00:26 He still needed the enriched plutonium,
1008 01:00:28 which his father procuredfrom the black market.
1009 01:00:30 Echelon picked up on that transaction.
1010 01:00:31 Of course we assumedit was to build a weapon.
1011 01:00:35 So we did what one doeswhen faced with a nuclear threat.
1012 01:00:38 You dropped warheads on foreheads?
1013 01:00:40 We did.
1014 01:00:41 Gradov's son was amongst the dead.
1015 01:00:43 The operation was sanctioned by NATO.
1016 01:00:46 We couldn't risk the chancethat he was building a nuke.
1017 01:00:50 Millions of lives were at stake.
1018 01:00:53 It was only in the aftermath we realizedwhat was actually being developed.
1019 01:00:56 So with the help of Echelon,
1020 01:00:58 we procured the schematicsfor the pebble-bed tech.
1021 01:00:59 Get back.
1022 01:01:08 So we took his son's lifeand then his legacy, huh?
1023 01:01:11 Which we were about to takea big victory lap for in Trieste.
1024 01:01:14 Correct me if I'm doing the math wrong,
1025 01:01:15 - but we're the assholes here.- Okay, look.
1026 01:01:17 Gradov's son didn't die because of us.
1027 01:01:20 He died because he's the son of the devil.
1028 01:01:22 Let's keep it moving.
1029 01:01:25 Gradov couldn't havedone all this
1030 01:01:26 without top-level security clearance.
1031 01:01:28 Okay, so then the question is:Who was Gradov working with on the inside?
1032 01:01:31 Got to start with the guywho put us both in that plane.
1033 01:01:34 What?
1034 01:01:36 You weren't supposed to fly with me.
1035 01:01:37 Somebody put that ideain your head, insisted on it.
1036 01:01:42 Quincy.
1037 01:01:48 A safe house was hit in Warsaw.
1038 01:01:50 What are you thinking?
1039 01:01:52 Could be Will and Sam?
1040 01:01:53 There must have been somethingin there worth going after.
1041 01:01:57 We have to consider the possibility...
1042 01:01:58 Did you not see what we all saw?
1043 01:02:00 They went down with Air Force One.
1044 01:02:02 I'm not giving up hope. Not yet.
1045 01:02:05 None of us should be.
1046 01:02:07 We need to focus all our energieson this Echelon leak.
1047 01:02:10 The rhetoric is heating up.
1048 01:02:11 But if there's even a chancethat Will and Sam are still alive...
1049 01:02:14 We put CIA on the safe house in Warsaw.
1050 01:02:16 And right here in this building,
1051 01:02:18 the focus is on stoppingthe bleeding with NATO.
1052 01:02:20 I want an audience with Italy,Germany and France as soon as possible.
1053 01:02:23 It's time these guysstopped clutching their pearls
1054 01:02:26 and get on with the business of leading.
1055 01:02:29 It's my son. Excuse me.
1056 01:02:30 Hi, sweetheart.
1057 01:02:32 Simone, I appreciatehow much Will meant to you.
1058 01:02:35 I know he was like a brother,but he's gone.
1059 01:02:38 They're both gone.
1060 01:02:40 You need to start wrappingyour head around that.
1061 01:02:47 - There's no way it's Quincy.- How can you be sure?
1062 01:02:49 He's been my chief of staff for six years.
1063 01:02:51 I known him since university.
1064 01:02:53 The way normal people know himor the way you know people?
1065 01:02:54 Ah, don't start that shit again.
1066 01:02:56 Does he like bangers and mashor fish and chips?
1067 01:02:58 Ah, I see what you did there.
1068 01:03:00 Sneaking the fish and chipsback into the conversation.
1069 01:03:03 You must be exhaustedtrying to figure that out.
1070 01:03:05 Stop chipping away at each other.
1071 01:03:06 We need to be on the same page.
1072 01:03:08 Did she just hit us with a pun?
1073 01:03:09 She loves a pun.
1074 01:03:10 I tried to tell herpuns are for simple people.
1075 01:03:13 - I love puns.- My point exactly.
1076 01:03:14 Guys!
1077 01:03:17 Over here.
1078 01:03:18 Come on.
1079 01:03:21 Look, right nowthe key is getting to Trieste.
1080 01:03:23 Trieste? How far awayis the U.S. embassy from here?
1081 01:03:25 They can help us.
1082 01:03:26 We're not going to the embassy.
1083 01:03:30 Wait, why won't anyonelet me go to my embassy?
1084 01:03:31 What does everybody suddenlyhave against embassies?
1085 01:03:35 We have to presume
1086 01:03:36 that all high command postsare compromised.
1087 01:03:38 Say that again, I'm gonna scream.
1088 01:03:40 Not just a conventional scream,a guttural wail.
1089 01:03:43 Let's go.
1090 01:03:44 Listen, I'm the commander in chief.
1091 01:03:47 Okay, respectfully, sir, no, you're not.
1092 01:03:49 The vice president was sworn ina few hours ago.
1093 01:03:52 And he has never beencommander in chief of anything.
1094 01:03:55 The king is.
1095 01:03:57 In fact, he's the only head of statethat's not an actual head of state.
1096 01:04:00 Again, king.
1097 01:04:02 You're just two guysthat are shit out of luck.
1098 01:04:04 So let's go.
1099 01:04:06 Come on.
1100 01:04:08 ♪ Turn around,bright eyes ♪
1101 01:04:11 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart...
1102 01:04:15 You are now my package.
1103 01:04:16 My mission.
1104 01:04:18 And my mission is to deliver you alive
1105 01:04:19 to the most secure locationon this continent,
1106 01:04:22 and that is the NATO summit in Trieste.
1107 01:04:24 And my best shot at keepingthis mission on track
1108 01:04:27 is that train.
1109 01:04:31 Pun, this time, not intended!
1110 01:04:34 You seem very "locomotivated"!
1111 01:04:36 Trying to make surethis thing doesn't go off the rails!
1112 01:04:39 Ha!
1113 01:04:40 Well, that confirms it!
1114 01:04:41 I died in that plane crash,and this is hell!
1115 01:04:44 ♪ I don't know what to do,and I'm always in the dark ♪
1116 01:04:48 ♪ We're living in a powder keg...
1117 01:04:50 Come on!
1118 01:04:52 ♪ I really need you tonight...
1119 01:04:55 - You good?- Thank you.
1120 01:04:58 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪
1121 01:05:00 ♪ Once upon a time,I was falling in love ♪
1122 01:05:04 ♪ now I'm only falling apart ♪
1123 01:05:09 ♪ Nothing I can say ♪
1124 01:05:11 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart... ♪
1125 01:06:02 About your team in Spain.
1126 01:06:07 We've all lost a lot.
1127 01:06:11 Look, I-I owe you a...
1128 01:06:12 Please don't say an apology.
1129 01:06:14 An explanation for disappearingafter Tripoli.
1130 01:06:20 What happened in Tripoli?
1131 01:06:23 None of your business. Go back to sleep.
1132 01:06:26 Okay, first of all,you didn't disappear in Tripoli.
1133 01:06:28 You appeared everywhere.
1134 01:06:30 You were on TV, newspapers,social media...
1135 01:06:32 I was running for office.
1136 01:06:33 You were running away.
1137 01:06:35 Was it love?
1138 01:06:38 Were you running away from love?
1139 01:06:40 Can you stay in your lane?
1140 01:06:42 And you could have come with me.
1141 01:06:45 On the campaign trail?
1142 01:06:47 Like, go on breakfast TV
1143 01:06:48 and share my mom's lasagna recipewith the world?
1144 01:06:51 We would have been together.
1145 01:06:53 No, Sam.
1146 01:06:56 We couldn't have been together.
1147 01:07:02 I'm gonna go get something to eat.
1148 01:07:03 Can I get you anything, Mr. President?
1149 01:07:05 I'll have whatever you're having.
1150 01:07:07 You got it.
1151 01:07:19 I'm just gonna go out on a limb here.
1152 01:07:21 You two did a little more thanwork together back in the day, huh?
1153 01:07:25 I mean, she seems nice.
1154 01:07:27 A lot better thanthat best friend chief of staff of yours
1155 01:07:30 that's a sleeper spy insurgent.
1156 01:07:31 We're not having this conversation.
1157 01:07:34 Listen, man,she's a little emotionally distant.
1158 01:07:37 Great sense of humor, though.
1159 01:07:38 Hey.
1160 01:07:40 Why'd you guys split up?
1161 01:07:42 And he's back. Back to questions.
1162 01:07:45 Come on. What happened in Tripoli?
1163 01:07:47 - Don't.- Come on.
1164 01:07:48 - What happened in Tripoli, Sam?- Stop saying "Tripoli"!
1165 01:07:51 Fine, what happenedin the capital city of Libya?
1166 01:07:55 It's where I told herthat I wanted to run for office.
1167 01:07:57 Are you happy now?
1168 01:07:58 And why'd you want to run for office?
1169 01:08:00 Oh, God, are you still going?
1170 01:08:01 Why'd you want to run for office, Sam?
1171 01:08:02 Because, because I wantedto build a better world
1172 01:08:04 for her and I to grow old in together!
1173 01:08:11 That's...
1174 01:08:15 ...the most romanticgoddamn thing I've ever heard.
1175 01:08:17 Yeah, well, she didn't...
1176 01:08:20 she didn't see it that way.
1177 01:08:25 - Shit!- Whoa, whoa. We can talk this out.
1178 01:08:29 I know you're both enamoredwith the sound of your own voice,
1179 01:08:31 but there's no more talking.
1180 01:08:36 What the hell?!
1181 01:08:50 Oh, shit.
1182 01:08:52 Didn't see that coming.
1183 01:08:56 Already short on time as it is.
1184 01:08:58 Drop it.
1185 01:09:00 Whoa, hey.
1186 01:09:02 - Don't shoot him.- We need to hear him out.
1187 01:09:04 You want to hear him out?Let's do it on the move.
1188 01:09:06 Come on.
1189 01:09:11 All I wanted to dowas live my days out in peace,
1190 01:09:14 but Gradov found me,put his claws into me,
1191 01:09:17 made me do things I never wanted to do.
1192 01:09:20 But what's happening now,
1193 01:09:22 what we've set into motion now,it's a bridge too far.
1194 01:09:29 I know you've figured outthere's an insider
1195 01:09:31 working at the highest levelsof government.
1196 01:09:32 And, no, I...
1197 01:09:35 I don't know...
1198 01:09:40 I don't know who the insider is.
1199 01:09:42 I never saw them face-to-face.
1200 01:09:43 But they helped Gradov get into Echelon,
1201 01:09:46 and they helped him take downAir Force One.
1202 01:09:48 Then how do we find outwho this insider is?
1203 01:09:50 Through Gradov's secure communications.
1204 01:09:52 Communications I designed.
1205 01:09:55 But you'll have to get offthis train right now.
1206 01:09:59 While it's moving?
1207 01:10:01 Gradov's got the eyes of Godat his disposal.
1208 01:10:04 They'll have a team waitingat the next station to kill you.
1209 01:10:08 - Great.- Great.
1210 01:10:09 Look, there's a building in Croatia
1211 01:10:11 I operated out of beforeI ever knew the name Gradov.
1212 01:10:16 Get to 12 Lavaska Street in Zadar.
1213 01:10:20 There's a secure terminal thereon the fifth floor.
1214 01:10:24 Give me your hand.
1215 01:10:29 This prompt will run a program I designed
1216 01:10:32 to trace communications he had with anyone
1217 01:10:36 carrying compartmented security clearance.
1218 01:10:40 Run the program, you'll find the insider.
1219 01:10:46 You have to end this.
1220 01:10:48 Gradov is insatiable.
1221 01:10:50 He'll never stop.
1222 01:10:56 Feels nice to do something goodfor a change.
1223 01:11:09 Shit. Okay.
1224 01:11:11 Okay.
1225 01:11:13 You know what? We got this, okay?
1226 01:11:15 Hell, I barrel-rolled off a freight trainin Death Jumpers.
1227 01:11:17 No, you didn't. Your stuntman did.
1228 01:11:19 Now? Now you want to bust meon a technicality?
1229 01:11:21 Sir, respectfully, no oneis barrel-rolling off of this train.
1230 01:11:23 I think it's time to raise your heads.
1231 01:11:25 - We have to call someone.- No, no, no.
1232 01:11:27 We have to assume that allhigh command posts are compromised.
1233 01:11:29 Yes, and if we resurface now,the cover-up begins,
1234 01:11:32 we never find out who's behind this,and they get to fight another day.
1235 01:11:35 So you'd rather jump off a trainthat's going 40 miles an hour?
1236 01:11:37 We've been taking this on the chinfor way too long,
1237 01:11:39 and I'm done with being on the defensive!
1238 01:11:42 Oh! Come on!
1239 01:11:45 All right, hey!
1240 01:11:46 Just tuck your chin to your chest!
1241 01:11:48 Sure that's gonna make a difference?
1242 01:11:49 Trust me!
1243 01:11:54 I think he's okay.
1244 01:11:56 Damn you.
1245 01:12:02 Man up, Derringer.
1246 01:12:04 You're the President of the United States.
1247 01:12:05 Stars and stripes forever!
1248 01:12:13 At the CIA, we had a saying:
1249 01:12:15 "The strength of the organizationis the individual.
1250 01:12:18 The strength of the individualis the organization."
1251 01:12:21 The collective that sits in this roomis the living embodiment of that.
1252 01:12:26 And someone out there is manipulating us.
1253 01:12:29 Trying to tear us apart.
1254 01:12:31 So let's send whoever'sbehind this a message.
1255 01:12:34 Swing in the other direction.
1256 01:12:36 Double down on NATO.
1257 01:12:38 Let it be knownthat if you try and break this bond,
1258 01:12:41 it will only make us stronger.
1259 01:12:44 Those arelovely sentiments.
1260 01:12:46 But what you're asking foris predicated on trust.
1261 01:12:51 And I don't trust anyone in this room.
1262 01:12:54 - Chancellor...- It's fine.
1263 01:12:56 Let him walk.
1264 01:12:57 He's in a campaign season. He's scared.
1265 01:12:59 You know what I'm goingto campaign on in the next cycle?
1266 01:13:03 Withdrawing from this alliance.
1267 01:13:09 It's okay.
1268 01:13:10 We can hold this together.
1269 01:13:12 The U.S. will cover the costof their contribution.
1270 01:13:17 That's what we all need, isn't it?
1271 01:13:19 I think so.
1272 01:13:21 More American arroganceshoved down our throats.
1273 01:13:25 There will be a vote held in the morning
1274 01:13:27 with 25 countries already on boardto disband NATO,
1275 01:13:31 including Italy.
1276 01:13:32 I'll see you there, Madam President.
1277 01:13:40 Man, the chin thing kind of worked, huh?
1278 01:13:42 All right,enough with the bloody chin thing.
1279 01:13:44 You don't have a bloody chinthanks to my killer pro tip.
1280 01:13:48 Way to go, bro. You made her mad.
1281 01:14:08 Thanks.
1282 01:14:10 Geez, Hammond didn't havean incredibly sexy taste in hideouts, huh?
1283 01:14:13 Well, some people like to hide outin old derelict buildings,
1284 01:14:16 and others like to suck on sheep nipples.
1285 01:14:18 - Who sucks on sheep nipples?- Nobody sucks on sheep nipples!
1286 01:14:22 Okay. God. Geez.
1287 01:14:26 - What floor?- Fifth.
1288 01:14:28 All right.
1289 01:14:35 Come on, Gym Strong.
1290 01:14:41 There's nothing here.
1291 01:14:43 Hammond, that lying son of a bitch.
1292 01:14:45 Led us to a dead end.
1293 01:14:47 Unless...
1294 01:14:52 ...he didn't.
1295 01:15:09 Well, nice.
1296 01:15:11 Okay.
1297 01:15:12 Do you hear that?
1298 01:15:25 That does not look like the cavalry!
1299 01:15:31 Lock yourselves in the safe room.
1300 01:15:32 - I'm gonna go handle this.- No, no, no.
1301 01:15:34 You're the only one that canget the intel off the server.
1302 01:15:36 - I'll hold them off.- Sam...
1303 01:15:38 What, do you think I've lost a step?
1304 01:15:39 I know you've lost a step.
1305 01:15:40 I just don't want you dying on my watch.
1306 01:15:42 Just go.
1307 01:15:43 We got this.
1308 01:15:46 You're coming with me. I need your hand.
1309 01:16:12 I've been shot!
1310 01:16:20 You okay?
1311 01:16:21 Yep!
1312 01:16:26 Hand.
1313 01:16:32 Okay.
1314 01:16:51 Oh, shit.
1315 01:17:04 Is he okay?
1316 01:17:05 Yeah, he's holding them off,but we need to go.
1317 01:17:35 Come on, come on, come on.
1318 01:17:39 Okay, we're in.
1319 01:17:42 Abort!
1320 01:17:43 Fall back!
1321 01:17:47 - I got the insider.- Yeah, it's Quincy.
1322 01:17:51 It's Bradshaw.
1323 01:17:54 Bullshit.
1324 01:17:55 - Tell me where it says that.- There are dozens
1325 01:17:57 of communications between her and Gradovgoing back almost 18 months.
1326 01:18:01 Her digital fingerprintsare all over this.
1327 01:18:03 - I'm sorry.- You don't need to be sorry.
1328 01:18:06 I'm gonna grind up her worldwhen I get my hands on...
1329 01:18:37 It's stuck.
1330 01:19:09 - You okay?!- Yes!
1331 01:19:12 Okay!
1332 01:19:18 Sam.
1333 01:19:43 We need to get out of this box.
1334 01:19:45 I need you over here! Now!
1335 01:19:49 - You see that roof?- Yeah.
1336 01:19:51 Get as low as you can, okay?
1337 01:20:00 Get ready.
1338 01:20:04 Drop!
1339 01:20:47 It's handled.
1340 01:21:06 She paid you extrato clean up loose ends, didn't she?
1341 01:21:13 And now I'm the loose end.
1342 01:22:08 I'm sorry.
1343 01:22:13 I know how much he meant to you.
1344 01:22:17 We had this...
1345 01:22:19 perfectly imperfect thing...
1346 01:22:23 ...that didn't fade with time or distance.
1347 01:22:29 Knowing that someone loveseverything about the way you are.
1348 01:22:34 Well, except the puns.
1349 01:22:37 Sam hated those puns.
1350 01:22:40 Yeah.
1351 01:22:43 You know, for a second there,
1352 01:22:45 I thought that the universedid all this shit,
1353 01:22:48 all this horrible shit,
1354 01:22:51 just to bring us back together.
1355 01:22:57 And I was happy.
1356 01:23:03 Pretty demented, huh?
1357 01:23:08 I just found out my best friendtried to kill me
1358 01:23:10 and wants to rip the heart outof Western democracy,
1359 01:23:13 so everything's being gradedon a curve today.
1360 01:23:19 Yeah.
1361 01:23:24 ...with a vote on the future of NATO
1362 01:23:26 set 30 minutes from nowand with world leaders
1363 01:23:28 openly expressing their outrage and angerat their allies and friends,
1364 01:23:32 -it seems imminent that after 75 years,
1365 01:23:35 NATO is on the verge of collapse.
1366 01:23:39 Yes?
1367 01:23:40 Madam President.
1368 01:23:42 Thanks for keeping my seat warm.
1369 01:23:44 Will? How did you...
1370 01:23:45 - I'm coming in.- Tell me what you need.
1371 01:23:48 I'm at the Port of Trieste.
1372 01:23:50 Send the Beast.
1373 01:23:51 Oh, and, Kirk, Bradshaw's behind this,
1374 01:23:53 - so box her out.- O-Okay.
1375 01:23:56 Um, I-I'll hold offthe NATO vote as long as I can,
1376 01:23:59 and-and just get here safe.
1377 01:24:15 Mr. President.
1378 01:24:17 You sure are a sight for sore eyes.
1379 01:24:19 - After you.- Oh, thank you.
1380 01:24:37 Thank you, everybody.
1381 01:24:38 The meeting will commence in 30 minutes.
1382 01:24:43 Take them to the rally pointand do your job.
1383 01:24:45 Don't disappoint me again.
1384 01:24:49 It wasn't Bradshaw.
1385 01:24:51 It's Kirk.
1386 01:24:52 Of course it was the vice president.
1387 01:24:53 It's always the vice president.
1388 01:25:00 Kirk has them.
1389 01:25:03 Don't let them get to NATO.
1390 01:25:06 But Bradshaw's communicationswere tied to Gradov.
1391 01:25:08 Bradshaw was the decoy.
1392 01:25:10 Kirk covered her tracks.
1393 01:25:11 It's called contingencies.
1394 01:25:13 You have your contingencies,
1395 01:25:15 I have mine.
1396 01:25:26 ♪ When I get high, I get high on speed ♪
1397 01:25:28 ♪ Top Fuel funny car's a drug for me ♪
1398 01:25:31 ♪ My heart, my heart ♪
1399 01:25:33 ♪ kick-start my heart ♪
1400 01:25:36 ♪ Always got the cops coming after me ♪
1401 01:25:39 ♪ Custom-built bike doing 103 ♪
1402 01:25:41 ♪ My heart ♪
1403 01:25:42 ♪ My heart, kick-start my heart...
1404 01:25:44 We got company!
1405 01:25:47 ♪ Ooh, are you ready, girls? ♪
1406 01:25:50 Shoot him!
1407 01:25:52 Take the shot!
1408 01:25:54 ♪ Yeah ♪
1409 01:25:55 ♪ Kickstart my heart, give it a start ♪
1410 01:25:58 ♪ Woah, yeah ♪
1411 01:25:59 ♪ Baby...
1412 01:26:02 Oh, sh-shit.
1413 01:26:03 - Take the wheel!- Okay!
1414 01:26:05 ♪ Kick-start my heart,hope it never stops ♪
1415 01:26:08 ♪ Woah, yeah ♪
1416 01:26:11 ♪ Baby, yeah...
1417 01:26:24 Yeah!
1418 01:26:25 Ha!
1419 01:26:27 ♪ Kick-start my heart...
1420 01:26:40 - Sam?- Sam?
1421 01:26:42 Hold her steady!
1422 01:26:44 Okay, no problem!
1423 01:26:46 ♪ My heart, my heart ♪
1424 01:26:47 ♪ kick-start my heart ♪
1425 01:26:49 ♪ Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes ♪
1426 01:26:53 ♪ I'm just looking for another good time ♪
1427 01:26:55 ♪ My heart, my heart,kick-start my heart...
1428 01:26:58 How are you alive?!
1429 01:27:01 ♪ Whoa ♪
1430 01:27:03 ♪ Yeah ♪
1431 01:27:06 ♪ Baby...
1432 01:27:12 Easy.
1433 01:27:13 I just kept calm and carried on.
1434 01:27:15 Help her. I've got this.
1435 01:27:17 Come...
1436 01:27:19 Sorry, mate.
1437 01:27:21 ♪ Yeah, are you ready na-na now? ♪
1438 01:27:24 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
1439 01:27:26 ♪ Kick-start my heart, give it a start ♪
1440 01:27:29 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
1441 01:27:31 ♪ Baby ♪
1442 01:27:34 ♪ Whoa...
1443 01:27:36 Open the door!
1444 01:27:38 ♪ Give it a start...
1445 01:27:43 Is it bad?
1446 01:27:44 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
1447 01:27:47 ♪ Kick-start my heart,hope it never stops...
1448 01:27:50 - Where are we going?- I got you.
1449 01:27:53 Don't go dying on me a third time, okay?
1450 01:27:59 Oh, there's a knife in my leg!
1451 01:28:08 No, wait, wait.Maybe we should leave it in.
1452 01:28:10 No, no, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no!
1453 01:28:14 - Wasn't that bad.- Good. Okay.
1454 01:28:24 Sam?
1455 01:28:26 Punch it!
1456 01:28:42 Get down!
1457 01:28:44 ♪ Yeah ♪
1458 01:28:45 ♪ Kick-start my heart... ♪
1459 01:28:48 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
1460 01:28:50 ♪ Baby ♪
1461 01:28:54 I'm driving blind here!
1462 01:28:58 Here! Sat view!
1463 01:29:01 Nice.
1464 01:29:06 Any other toys in this Batmobile?
1465 01:29:13 Smoke!
1466 01:29:15 ♪ Ooh, ah ♪
1467 01:29:17 ♪ Kick-start my heart...
1468 01:29:19 - Turn. Turn. Turn. Turn!- I will. I will. I will.
1469 01:29:21 ♪ We did all of this to rock ♪
1470 01:29:25 ♪ Whoa, yeah...
1471 01:29:31 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
1472 01:29:32 ♪ B-B-B-B-B-B-Baby...
1473 01:29:39 ♪ Kick-start my heart,hope it never stops...
1474 01:29:44 The fridge!
1475 01:29:45 What, are you gonna kill them with snacks?
1476 01:29:50 Backup blood supply.
1477 01:29:53 Take this,you bloody bastards!
1478 01:30:11 That's the Beast. It's the Beast!
1479 01:30:15 He's got a rocket launcher!
1480 01:30:17 Sam, incoming!
1481 01:30:25 ♪ Whoa ♪
1482 01:30:28 ♪ Yeah ♪
1483 01:30:31 ♪ Baby...
1484 01:30:44 ♪ Kick-start my heart ♪
1485 01:30:49 You have nowreached your destination.
1486 01:30:54 Effective midnight tonight,
1487 01:30:56 Italy will be withdrawingfrom the NATO alliance.
1488 01:31:00 On behalf of the Republic of France,
1489 01:31:03 we withdraw as well.
1490 01:31:06 It's with a heavy heart,despite my most strident efforts
1491 01:31:10 to hold this alliance together,on behalf of the United States,
1492 01:31:14 I withdraw our...
1493 01:31:16 Hold it right there!
1494 01:31:24 On behalf of the United Kingdom...
1495 01:31:25 And the United States of America.
1496 01:31:27 ...take it all downseveral notches, everyone.
1497 01:31:29 That's right.
1498 01:31:31 You're not getting rid of us that easy.
1499 01:31:34 And we're not getting ridof this alliance that easy,
1500 01:31:36 because we all have a job to do.
1501 01:31:38 I get it.
1502 01:31:40 You're embarrassed. You're angry.
1503 01:31:42 But we need NATO.
1504 01:31:44 We need partnerships.
1505 01:31:47 We need to treat each other with respect,
1506 01:31:49 embrace each other's differencesand lean into our commonalities.
1507 01:31:54 To send a message to future generationsthat we were here.
1508 01:31:58 That we did the right thing.
1509 01:32:01 And that starts by taking the fight
1510 01:32:04 to the very real enemies we face.
1511 01:32:07 There it is.
1512 01:32:08 The inevitable conclusion.
1513 01:32:10 The people elect a dopey actoras leader of the free world.
1514 01:32:15 Of course their country can't survive.
1515 01:32:16 And you just sealed the deal.
1516 01:32:19 - These people are our partners,and we need them.
1517 01:32:21 We grow food. We pump oil.
1518 01:32:24 We manufacture.
1519 01:32:25 Meanwhile, we send our peopleto die in their wars.
1520 01:32:31 This is not a partnership.
1521 01:32:33 We give, they take.
1522 01:32:36 But not anymore.
1523 01:32:37 The plane is going down.
1524 01:32:41 We put the oxygen maskson ourselves first.
1525 01:32:44 These are all false alliances anyway.
1526 01:32:47 False alliances?
1527 01:32:48 That's something you know a lot about.
1528 01:32:50 That's what kills you most, isn't it?
1529 01:32:53 It's not that I'm a better politicianthan you'll ever be.
1530 01:32:56 It's that I'm a better actor.
1531 01:33:10 Kill them all.
1532 01:33:16 Everybody, down!
1533 01:33:24 Over there!
1534 01:33:26 Get in here!
1535 01:33:28 Get down.
1536 01:33:51 Deal with her.
1537 01:34:08 Now! We should go now!
1538 01:34:12 That way!
1539 01:34:14 No, no, no! That way! Go! Go!
1540 01:34:43 Gradov!
1541 01:35:00 Guys, come on! We've got to go!
1542 01:35:04 - Sam!- Will!
1543 01:35:28 Noel.
1544 01:35:29 Get Gradov! I got this guy.
1545 01:35:32 She said she's got it.
1546 01:35:36 Go.
1547 01:36:25 Shoot him?
1548 01:36:26 Hmm?
1549 01:36:49 Get the gun.
1550 01:36:51 Oh.
1551 01:36:55 Whoa!
1552 01:37:03 Who's the action hero now, huh?
1553 01:37:11 Will!
1554 01:37:16 Good to go?
1555 01:37:18 Try not to kill the wall.
1556 01:37:24 I got him. I got him.
1557 01:38:16 He's got to be in here somewhere.
1558 01:38:41 I think he's out.
1559 01:38:43 Let's dance.
1560 01:39:05 Drop it.
1561 01:39:09 Back up.
1562 01:39:11 Back up!
1563 01:39:25 There's nowhere to go.
1564 01:39:28 It's over.
1565 01:39:29 Not for me.
1566 01:39:35 Goddamn it!
1567 01:39:37 We're gonna let him get away?
1568 01:39:39 We can't wait ten years to get this guy.
1569 01:39:43 We're not waiting ten years.
1570 01:39:46 Do you remember at the endof Water Cobra 2?
1571 01:39:50 You said you never saw my movies.
1572 01:39:51 I know. I lied. I've seen them all.
1573 01:39:53 They're classics.
1574 01:39:55 But the one moment thatreally cut through them all
1575 01:39:58 is when Water Cobra sacrifices himselfto save his brother.
1576 01:40:04 You know what I'm talking about?
1577 01:40:09 ♪ Wise men say...
1578 01:40:11 We go on three?
1579 01:40:15 ♪ Only fools...
1580 01:40:17 Three!
1581 01:40:19 ♪ Rush in ♪
1582 01:40:22 ♪ but I can't help ♪
1583 01:40:28 ♪ falling in love ♪
1584 01:40:31 ♪ with you...
1585 01:40:38 ♪ Shall I stay? ♪
1586 01:40:43 ♪ Would it be a sin...
1587 01:40:50 ♪ If I can't help ♪
1588 01:40:56 ♪ falling in love ♪
1589 01:41:00 ♪ with you? ♪
1590 01:41:05 ♪ Like a river flows ♪
1591 01:41:09 ♪ surely to the sea ♪
1592 01:41:13 ♪ darling, so it goes ♪
1593 01:41:16 ♪ some things are meant to be...
1594 01:41:24 ♪ Take my hand ♪
1595 01:41:29 ♪ take my whole life, too...
1596 01:41:37 ♪ For I can't help...
1597 01:41:43 How's that for gym strong?
1598 01:41:45 Hey!
1599 01:41:47 ♪ With you ♪
1600 01:41:50 ♪ For I can't help...
1601 01:41:56 Everything harpoons for a reason.
1602 01:41:58 ♪ Falling in love...
1603 01:42:01 ♪ With you ♪
1604 01:42:17 Two months afterNATO nearly disbanded,
1605 01:42:19 the alliance is making hopeful stridesin rebuilding trust.
1606 01:42:22 President Derringerand Prime Minister Clarke
1607 01:42:24 have been crucial in these efforts,
1608 01:42:25 as new transparency measuresare being implemented
1609 01:42:28 and there's a restoredsense of cooperation.
1610 01:42:30 - Here you go.- Cheers.
1611 01:42:46 Nice.
1612 01:42:47 You two gonna rekindle?
1613 01:42:49 Uh, I don't know.
1614 01:42:50 She's halfway around the worldon some covert operation.
1615 01:42:53 We'll see how it goes.
1616 01:42:55 Still a bit complicated.
1617 01:42:56 Well, just talk her out of the consand into the pros.
1618 01:42:58 Maybe she'll come around.
1619 01:43:00 Actually...
1620 01:43:02 you might be able to help me with this.
1621 01:43:05 "Congratulations on yourbig bump in approval ratings.
1622 01:43:07 Guess you're not aspoll-arizing as you thought."
1623 01:43:10 Okay, so now we got to hit herwith a pun back.
1624 01:43:12 Okay.
1625 01:43:13 Uh, it's, um, it's, uh...
1626 01:43:15 "That's nice,but it polls in comparison to you."
1627 01:43:17 You know what?
1628 01:43:19 I think I'm just gonna go with:"Thank you.
1629 01:43:21 I miss you.
1630 01:43:23 Hope to see you soon.
1631 01:43:25 Don't get shot."
1632 01:43:28 You know what? That's perfect.
1633 01:43:31 Before I forget,
1634 01:43:33 two tickets to a meet and greetwith Harry Styles in D.C.
1635 01:43:36 It's official.
1636 01:43:37 You are now the coolest Uncle Sam I know.
1637 01:43:39 Thank you. You hungry?
1638 01:43:41 Oh, I'm starving. What's good here?
1639 01:43:42 I ordered us a little something.
1640 01:43:44 Here you go, gents.
1641 01:43:46 Okay. All right.
1642 01:43:51 Fish and chips.
1643 01:43:53 Dig in.
1644 01:43:54 You guys, um, got any, uh, ketchup?
1645 01:43:57 No.
1646 01:43:58 We do vinegar.
1647 01:44:00 Yeah, these are fries.This is not a salad.
1648 01:44:02 Well, my country, my condiments.
1649 01:44:04 - Mmm.- Okay.
1650 01:44:06 Okay. You know what?
1651 01:44:07 Well, you come to the Oval Office,we're doing ketchup.
1652 01:44:11 Once you see the light,you're gonna be stocking the, um...
1653 01:44:14 What the hell's your office called again?
1654 01:44:16 - My office?- Yeah.
1655 01:44:17 It's called "my office."
1656 01:44:20 Boy, you guys are really afraidof spicing things up, huh?
1657 01:44:23 Oh, yeah. It's really spicyto name things after colors and shapes.
1658 01:44:27 You know what I mean.
1659 01:44:28 "Hey, what should we callthis white house?
1660 01:44:29 - Mm, the White House?"- Don't.
1661 01:44:30 "Hey, this office is oval.What should we call it?
1662 01:44:33 I know."
1663 01:44:34 The Oval Office.
1664 01:44:35 - Yeah, yeah.- That's real spicy.
1665 01:44:36 Hey, you got a problem,take it up with George Washington, okay?
1666 01:44:38 He died a hundred yearsbefore the Oval Office
1667 01:44:40 was even built.
1668 01:44:41 Uh, why you gonna
1669 01:44:43 bust me on a technicality?
1670 01:44:44 Well, technicallyit's not a technicality.
1671 01:44:46 It's an insignificant detail.
1672 01:44:47 No, it's a fact,which is exactly what a technicality is.
1673 01:44:49 When did you become a farmer?
1674 01:44:51 - 'Cause you are milking this.- Really?
1675 01:44:53 Says you, the sheep nipple aficionado?
1676 01:44:55 I don't even thinkwe need to talk about that.
1677 01:44:57 You don't wantto talk about that?
1678 01:44:58 No. No, we don't.
1679 01:45:00 ♪ Lean on me ♪
1680 01:45:02 ♪ when you're not strong ♪
1681 01:45:05 ♪ and I'll be your friend ♪
1682 01:45:08 ♪ I'll help you carry on...
1683 01:45:10 Did I take one for democracy?
1684 01:45:12 You bet I did. Right in the noggin.
1685 01:45:14 But who would've thunk it?
1686 01:45:16 This bullet hit at the exact spotwhere I had the metal plate installed
1687 01:45:20 after my whole rotisserie grill debacle.
1688 01:45:24 I mean, one nanometer either way,
1689 01:45:25 I am not here sipping this Bahama Mama.
1690 01:45:29 No, sir.
1691 01:45:30 Am I a hero?
1692 01:45:32 Sure.
1693 01:45:34 Yeah, that's what the presidentand prime minister say
1694 01:45:36 whenever we talk on a semi-regular basis.
1695 01:45:39 And yes, there's some light chitchatabout a cabinet appointment.
1696 01:45:42 No big deal.
1697 01:45:43 - Yeah.- Sure thing.
1698 01:45:45 Nice try.
1699 01:45:51 I believe you.
1700 01:45:54 Nice to meet you, Agent Comer.
1701 01:45:59 "]