猎爱的人 Carnal Knowledge(1971)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:36 If you had a choice...
2 00:00:38 Yeah?
3 00:00:40 Would you rather love a girlor have her love you?
4 00:00:44 I'd want it mutual.
5 00:00:46 I mean, if you couldn't have it mutual.
6 00:00:49 You mean, would I rather be the onewho loves or is loved?
7 00:00:52 Yeah.
8 00:00:53 It's not that easy a question.
9 00:00:56 I think I'd rather be in love.
10 00:00:59 Me too.
11 00:01:02 I wouldn't want to get hurt, though.
12 00:01:05 You're in love with Gloria.
13 00:01:08 I was starting to bein love with her.
14 00:01:11 Then she let me feel her upon the first date.
15 00:01:14 Turned me right off.
16 00:01:16 You kept going with her, though.
17 00:01:18 Well, she let me feel her up.
18 00:01:24 What about Gwen?
19 00:01:26 Her, I could talk to.
20 00:01:28 I've never been able to talkto any girl.
21 00:01:31 I was really getting crazyabout her.
22 00:01:35 But she's stuck up.Wouldn't let me lay a hand on her.
23 00:01:38 So I went back to Gloria.
24 00:01:42 - Well, you want perfection.- What do you want, wise guy?
25 00:01:46 She just has to be nice,that's all.
26 00:01:49 You wouldn't want her beautiful?
27 00:01:51 She doesn't have to bebeautiful.
28 00:01:54 - I would like her built, though.- I want mine sexy-looking.
29 00:01:58 I wouldn't want her to looklike a tramp.
30 00:02:01 Sexy doesn't meanshe has to look like a tramp.
31 00:02:04 There's a middle ground, you know?
32 00:02:07 I would want that, yeah.
33 00:02:10 Tall.
34 00:02:12 Very tall.
35 00:02:15 That would scare me.
36 00:02:19 She should be very understanding.
37 00:02:22 We start the same sentences together.
38 00:02:25 Yeah, I'd like that.
39 00:02:29 Big tits.
40 00:02:35 - Yeah, but still a virgin.- I don't care about that.
41 00:02:39 Come on.
42 00:02:40 I wouldn't mind if she wasa little ahead of me.
43 00:02:43 With those big tits.
44 00:02:46 Knew hundreds of different ways.
45 00:02:51 I want more of a companion.
46 00:02:53 The other stuff I can geton the outside.
47 00:02:56 The first time I do it,I want it beautiful.
48 00:03:00 I don't want to waste iton some beast.
49 00:03:03 I feel the same way about getting laidas I feel about going to college:
50 00:03:08 I'm being pressured into it.
51 00:04:11 - You like that?- Yeah.
52 00:04:15 I give her to you.
53 00:04:17 What's wrong with her?
54 00:04:19 - I'm a generous guy.- Yeah, I'm grateful.
55 00:04:22 How do I break the news to her?
56 00:04:25 - You go over there.- Yeah?
57 00:04:29 There's a way to talk to girls,you know.
58 00:04:34 - Tell her a joke.- What joke?
59 00:04:37 Tell her aboutyour unhappy childhood.
60 00:04:41 - That's not bad.- But don't make it like an act.
61 00:04:44 No.
62 00:04:46 Go ahead.
63 00:04:50 Go ahead, schmuck.
64 00:04:54 If you don't, I will.
65 00:04:55 You?
66 00:04:57 You can't even stand up.
67 00:05:52 I fucked up.
68 00:05:54 It's my turn.
69 00:05:56 What do you mean, it's your turn?She's mine. You gave her to me.
70 00:06:00 - You struck out.- I get two more times at bat.
71 00:06:36 This is the first timeI've ever been to a college mixer.
72 00:06:38 - Me too. I hate them.- I hate them too.
73 00:06:41 Such a phony way of meeting people.
74 00:06:43 Everybody puts on an act.
75 00:06:45 So even if you meet somebody,you don't know who you meet.
76 00:06:47 - 'Cause you're meeting the act.- That's right, not the person.
77 00:06:52 - I'm not sure I agree.- With what?
78 00:06:54 - With what you said.- No, I don't either.
79 00:06:56 You don't agree with what you said?
80 00:07:00 How do you feel about it?
81 00:07:02 I think people only like to thinkthey're putting on an act.
82 00:07:04 But it's not an act. It's really them.If they think it's an act...
83 00:07:07 they feel better because they thinkthey could always change it.
84 00:07:10 You mean, they're kidding themselvesbecause it's not really an act.
85 00:07:13 Yes, it is an act, but they're the act.The act is them.
86 00:07:16 But if it's them,how can it be an act?
87 00:07:18 - 'Cause they're an act.- But they're also real.
88 00:07:21 - No.- You mean, I'm not real?
89 00:07:23 - No.- I'm an act.
90 00:07:25 It's all right.I'm an act too.
91 00:07:29 Don't you behave differentlywith different people?
92 00:07:32 - No.- With your family?
93 00:07:35 I thought you meant different people.
94 00:07:38 - Well, sure, with my family.- With your friends you're another way.
95 00:07:42 - Well, sure, with my friends.- With your teachers you're another way.
96 00:07:45 So which one is you?
97 00:07:47 Well, when you put it that way.
98 00:07:51 You ought to be a lawyer.
99 00:07:53 I'm gonna be a lawyer.
100 00:07:56 A lady lawyer.
101 00:08:08 You're from Smith, right?
102 00:08:12 - Uh-huh.- Do you like it?
103 00:08:15 Yeah, I like it all right.Do you like Amherst?
104 00:08:18 Sure, why shouldn't I?
105 00:08:20 My parents worked very hardto send me.
106 00:08:25 I better like it.
107 00:08:29 - Do you have a name or something?- Susan.
108 00:08:32 I'm Sandy.
109 00:08:38 - I think you can make out with her.- You think so?
110 00:08:42 She's stuff.
111 00:08:44 You think so?
112 00:08:46 I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
113 00:08:49 I shouldn't trysomebody else, though?
114 00:08:52 Who?
115 00:08:58 She was the best looking girlat the whole mixer.
116 00:09:00 I'll say that for her.
117 00:09:02 Wasn't she?
118 00:09:04 Her tits were too small.
119 00:09:07 Yeah, I was thinking that.The hell with her.
120 00:09:10 But her legs were great.
121 00:09:13 You think so?
122 00:09:14 Standing so close,I really couldn't tell about her legs.
123 00:09:17 I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
124 00:09:26 She's got some funny ideas.
125 00:09:29 I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
126 00:09:33 Don't rush me, please.
127 00:09:35 What's the matter?I like you very much, Susan.
128 00:09:42 It's our third date.
129 00:09:44 - I like you too.- You let me kiss you last week.
130 00:09:47 And this week.
131 00:09:50 If I could kiss you once last week,I should be able to kiss you...
132 00:09:52 at least twice tonight.
133 00:09:57 Well?
134 00:09:59 You're the only boy I knowthat I can talk to.
135 00:10:01 I can't see you being quietfor any guy.
136 00:10:04 Not quiet, but if you know somebody'snot going to approve of what you are--
137 00:10:08 - Whatever that is.- Whatever that is.
138 00:10:11 Well, you just don't tell him.
139 00:10:13 If I like a boy, and I want himto keep liking me...
140 00:10:16 and I'm brighter than he is, I have tonot show it or I'll lose him...
141 00:10:19 so it's hard.
142 00:10:21 Well, I wouldn't want anyoneoverly bright.
143 00:10:23 Yeah, but you wouldn'tfeel threatened.
144 00:10:25 - I might be bothered a little.- I don't think you would...
145 00:10:28 nearly as much as some people.
146 00:10:30 For instance, somedayI want to write novels.
147 00:10:32 Not now, but later onwhen I have something to say.
148 00:10:36 Now, that doesn't threaten you,does it?
149 00:10:38 No.
150 00:10:42 Maybe a little.
151 00:10:48 Don't press so hard.
152 00:10:54 See, it's better when it's gentle.
153 00:11:01 See?
154 00:11:08 What are you grinning at?
155 00:11:13 You feel her up yet?
156 00:11:14 Come on. I like this girl.I don't want to ruin things.
157 00:11:17 Was I right about kissing her?
158 00:11:20 Listen, we had a big fight over it.
159 00:11:21 - And you won!- I don't know if I won or not.
160 00:11:25 Why do you let yourselfbe pushed around?
161 00:11:27 You're the onewho's pushing me around!
162 00:11:30 I guess I won. Sure I won.
163 00:11:33 She kissed me five times.
164 00:11:35 Now, that's when you should've putyour hand on her tit.
165 00:11:38 Come on, when this girl's nice enoughto kiss me, I should do that to her?
166 00:11:41 You act as ifshe's doing you a favor.
167 00:11:46 Well, it is sort of a favor,isn't it?
168 00:11:48 I mean, when a girl lets you kiss herand, you know, go on from there--
169 00:11:51 feel her up and the rest of it--
170 00:11:53 go all the way and the rest of it--
171 00:11:55 I mean, isn't it a favor?
172 00:11:58 What's in it for herif she's not getting paid or anything?
173 00:12:04 Fuck you.
174 00:12:08 Okay, okay, I'll feel her up.
175 00:12:14 Sandy, please take your handoff my breast.
176 00:12:16 - Why?- 'Cause I want you to.
177 00:12:22 How could it be funif you know I don't want it?
178 00:12:24 I didn't say it was fun.
179 00:12:27 Then why is your hand where it is?
180 00:12:29 Because the way we're going,by this time I should be feeling you up.
181 00:12:38 I don't feel that wayabout you, Sandy.
182 00:12:45 I feel that way about you.
183 00:12:56 You want me to feel somethingfor you too, don't you?
184 00:13:00 - I thought you liked me.- I do like you.
185 00:13:04 But I like you for other reasons.
186 00:13:07 So?
187 00:13:09 So...
188 00:13:11 if we went any further,there wouldn't be those reasons anymore.
189 00:13:16 - We might have something else, though.- What?
190 00:13:20 Something else.
191 00:13:26 You're the first girlI've ever done that to, Susan.
192 00:13:39 I didn't know that.
193 00:13:41 - It doesn't show?- No.
194 00:13:48 Well, it's somethingwe both have to go through, I guess.
195 00:14:17 Susan, are you a virgin?
196 00:14:33 What do I do with my other hand?
197 00:14:49 What are you gonna dowith your hands?
198 00:14:56 And then what?
199 00:14:58 - She told me to let go of her breast.- What did you do?
200 00:15:01 - I said I didn't want to.- Then what?
201 00:15:04 She said how could it be fun for mewhen she didn't like it.
202 00:15:06 Oh, Jesus.
203 00:15:07 - I said, "I thought you liked me."- Yeah?
204 00:15:10 She said,"I like you for other reasons."
205 00:15:12 - Other reasons?- I told her how I really needed this.
206 00:15:15 - What did you tell her?- You know, that it was my first time.
207 00:15:18 Your first time what?What did you say exactly?
208 00:15:21 I don't remember exactly.
209 00:15:23 That she was the first girlI ever tried to feel up.
210 00:15:26 - You told her that?- Was it a mistake?
211 00:15:28 - I wouldn't.- Then she got nicer to me.
212 00:15:32 - What do you mean, "nicer"?- She put my hand on her breast.
213 00:15:36 You mean, you put it on,she left it there.
214 00:15:38 No, she picked it up and put it on.
215 00:15:41 She--She took your hand like this...
216 00:15:44 and put it on like this?
217 00:15:46 That's right.So I didn't know what to think.
218 00:15:49 You didn't, huh?
219 00:15:51 From just wanting to be friends,she's suddenly getting aggressive.
220 00:15:54 Yeah, then what?
221 00:15:56 - I asked her if she was a virgin.- You're kidding.
222 00:15:58 Was that a mistake?
223 00:16:02 - Anyhow, she is.- She says.
224 00:16:05 So now you've got what? One handor two hands on her tits?
225 00:16:08 By this time she's putthe other hand on the other one.
226 00:16:11 She put both hands on?Two hands?
227 00:16:14 So I said, "What are you gonna dowith your hands?"
228 00:16:17 - You didn't say that.- It just came out.
229 00:16:20 Yeah? Then what?
230 00:16:22 Oh, let's see if I got this.She unzipped my fly.
231 00:16:27 Bullshit artist! Then what?
232 00:16:31 - Then what?- Then she did it.
233 00:16:33 Did what?
234 00:16:37 Bullshit artist!She really did that?
235 00:16:41 - She did that?- Yeah.
236 00:16:48 Hello, is this Susan?
237 00:16:51 You don't know me.I'm a friend of Sandy's.
238 00:16:53 His roommate.
239 00:16:55 Yeah. Jonathan.He told you about me?
240 00:16:59 Yeah. So, uh...
241 00:17:01 I'm just here at Smithfor tonight...
242 00:17:03 practically on campus.
243 00:17:06 I was just taking a drive,you know...
244 00:17:09 and I found myselfpractically on campus.
245 00:17:19 - How do you like Smith?- What's your major?
246 00:17:21 Where did you go to high school?
247 00:17:24 What are you doing this summer?
248 00:17:26 Do you always answer a questionwith a question?
249 00:17:29 Do you always dateyour best friend's girlfriends?
250 00:17:32 Sandy told me you were beautiful.
251 00:17:35 He told me you were sexy.I guess he's just a poor judge.
252 00:17:39 I guess he meantyou had personality.
253 00:17:42 Good grief!
254 00:17:44 You have a special quality.I like girls who are special.
255 00:17:48 I'm hardly that special.
256 00:17:50 Some people you can tell aboutright away.
257 00:17:54 Most girls I talk to, it's likewe're spies from foreign countries...
258 00:17:58 and we're speaking in code.
259 00:18:00 Everything means something else.
260 00:18:02 Like I say,"Would you like to take a walk?"
261 00:18:04 and it means something else.
262 00:18:06 And she says, "I can't.I've got a French test tomorrow,"
263 00:18:09 and it means something else.
264 00:18:11 And you say, "I'll come over and helpyou study," and it means something else.
265 00:18:14 You're very sharp.I like that.
266 00:18:17 And that means something else.
267 00:18:19 - You're too sharp.- Does that bother you?
268 00:18:23 - It interests me.- Is that more code?
269 00:18:27 - We'd be good together.- I'm dating your best friend.
270 00:18:31 - He won't mind.- How do you know?
271 00:18:33 I won't tell him.
272 00:18:36 What if I mind?
273 00:18:39 You want to go out Friday?
274 00:18:42 I'm seeing Sandy.
275 00:18:45 Saturday?
276 00:18:47 I have a date.
277 00:18:48 - Sunday?- I'm seeing my folks.
278 00:18:52 Where do they live?
279 00:18:54 - Newton.- Sunday night?
280 00:18:58 I'll be too tired.
281 00:19:01 I'll help you get over your folks.
282 00:19:06 How about it, Susan?What are you so afraid of?
283 00:19:11 Not you.
284 00:19:20 I think I'm in love.
285 00:19:30 Bullshit artist.
286 00:19:32 I really think so.
287 00:19:37 You get in yet?
288 00:19:41 What's that got to do with it?
289 00:19:43 How do you know if you don't knowhow you are in bed together?
290 00:19:46 That's not everything.
291 00:19:48 It's a lot.
292 00:19:51 She tells me thoughts I didn't evenknow I had until she tells them to me.
293 00:19:54 It's unbelievable.I can talk to her.
294 00:19:57 You can talk to me too.Are you in love with me?
295 00:20:00 I can say things to herI wouldn't dare say to you.
296 00:20:04 - What, for instance?- Things you'd laugh at.
297 00:20:08 Listen, I'm laughing now.
298 00:20:14 She thinks I'm sensitive.
299 00:20:17 Sensitive?
300 00:20:19 Sensitive? Oh, boy!
301 00:20:26 What do you talkto her about? Flowers?
302 00:20:28 - Books.- Books.
303 00:20:32 You phony.
304 00:20:34 - I read more books than you do.- Yeah, well, I'm gonna start.
305 00:20:38 I'm reading The Fountainhead.
306 00:20:40 - The Fountainhead? What's that?- It's her favorite book.
307 00:20:43 You ever hear of Jean Christophe?
308 00:20:45 - What's that?- It's a classic, you moron.
309 00:20:49 I'm gonna read itright after The Fountainhead.
310 00:20:52 Yeah?
311 00:20:54 You ever read Guadalcanal Diaryby Richard Tregaskis?
312 00:20:57 - No.- That was a best-seller, and I read it.
313 00:21:00 You ever read Gentleman's Agreementby Laura Z. Hobson?
314 00:21:04 You ever read A Bell for Adanoby John Hersey?
315 00:21:07 I'm gonna read everythingfrom now on.
316 00:21:09 I read more than you do,so who's the one who's sensitive?
317 00:21:12 You or me?Come on.
318 00:21:14 Who's sensitive?
319 00:21:22 I've had a very messed up childhood.
320 00:21:25 - What does your father do?- He fails.
321 00:21:29 - It's not funny.- I'm sorry.
322 00:21:31 Were you very poor?
323 00:21:34 My father couldn'thold on to a job.
324 00:21:37 He kept giving me advice.
325 00:21:39 The more he failed,the more advice I got.
326 00:21:43 He's a communist, my father.
327 00:21:46 We're Republicans.
328 00:21:50 Sometimes I thinkI'm a communist, though.
329 00:21:53 Me too.
330 00:21:54 We have so much,and other people have, you know...
331 00:21:57 so little.
332 00:21:59 After I get set up as a lawyer...
333 00:22:02 what I'd really like to dois go into politics...
334 00:22:05 public service.
335 00:22:08 What really gets me isI was too young to fight in the war...
336 00:22:10 because what was that all aboutexcept to prove...
337 00:22:14 that if everybody pitches in...
338 00:22:16 the plain people have a chance?
339 00:22:19 So, even thoughI'm the first in my family...
340 00:22:22 to get an education...
341 00:22:24 I don't ever want to forgetwhere I came from.
342 00:22:30 You're a lot more seriousthan I thought.
343 00:22:32 I know.
344 00:22:34 - Where'd you meet her?- I'm another person with her.
345 00:22:37 You wouldn't recognize me.The things that come out of my mouth.
346 00:22:41 Boy, she really sounds like something.Is she built?
347 00:22:44 She's got a quality.
348 00:22:46 She doesn't talk much...
349 00:22:49 but the things she saysare so sharp.
350 00:22:51 We should double-date sometime.
351 00:22:55 Well...
352 00:22:57 I want to know her a little better,you know, before we double-date.
353 00:23:01 Gee, isn't it great? A month ago,neither of us even knew a girl.
354 00:23:08 What's her name?
355 00:23:13 Myrtle.
356 00:24:52 Bullshit artist!
357 00:24:59 You're kidding me!
358 00:25:01 You're not kidding me!You really did it!
359 00:25:03 You bastard!
360 00:25:05 Finally, a girl puts out!
361 00:25:10 Next it's my turn.
362 00:25:13 - I don't think she'll do it.- She will.
363 00:25:15 - I've just been taking it easy on her.- Believe me. Find somebody else.
364 00:25:19 Are you crazy?When I'm right on the verge?
365 00:25:21 I see her tomorrow night.
366 00:25:27 - Sandy?- Yeah.
367 00:25:29 You ever talk to her about me?
368 00:25:32 Yeah, sure. Sometimes.
369 00:25:34 - Do me a favor, will you?- What?
370 00:25:37 Don't tell her I got laid.
371 00:25:43 Please, Susan.
372 00:25:47 Sometimes I want to do it, anda second later I don't want to do it.
373 00:25:50 Let's do it.
374 00:25:57 I don't know whyyou put up with me.
375 00:26:04 I don't think I can do it.
376 00:26:06 That really hurts, Susan.
377 00:26:09 - Let me--- Not anymore.
378 00:26:11 - Please, Sandy.- Not anymore.
379 00:26:15 Susan, let's do it.
380 00:26:21 I love you.
381 00:26:25 Do you have anything?
382 00:26:29 - How long have you had that?- Not too long.
383 00:26:31 Not a year or anything?
384 00:26:33 I'm sure it's okay.
385 00:26:38 - I don't want to take any chances.- These things have to be okay.
386 00:26:46 It's okay.
387 00:26:59 I'm positive it's okay.
388 00:27:16 It's as if you're the first guyin history who ever got laid.
389 00:27:20 I'm the first guy in my historywho ever got laid.
390 00:27:22 I like it too,but you don't hear me crowing about it.
391 00:27:25 There's such a thingas good taste, you know.
392 00:27:27 - What's the matter with you?- Jesus!
393 00:27:29 After you started scoring,what did I get out of you?
394 00:27:32 We did it standing, sitting,in the car, under the car--
395 00:27:35 Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle.
396 00:27:38 Maybe you forget, but I knew Susanbefore you knew Myrtle.
397 00:27:40 And who scored first? You.That didn't make me feel good, you know.
398 00:27:44 In fact, it made me feelvery jealous.
399 00:27:46 But did I try to shut you up? Did I say,"I'm tired of hearing about it already"?
400 00:27:50 I didn't say it because I'm your friend,so I sat through it.
401 00:27:53 - Okay, okay. You made your point.- Jesus.
402 00:27:57 Sometimes I think I'm a better friendto you than you are to me.
403 00:29:20 Didn't you ever do that?
404 00:29:22 Of course, I knewwhat the word "misled" meant.
405 00:29:26 I just didn't knowhow to pronounce it.
406 00:29:29 So when I finally saw it in print,I thought it was "myzled".
407 00:29:32 You know, I've been "myzled".
408 00:29:37 I kept wondering, what doesthis word mean, "myzled"?
409 00:29:40 Sexy. Let's "myzle".
410 00:29:43 Has anybody ever heard of"Round John Virgin"?
411 00:29:47 - One of the guys in Robin Hood.- That's Little John.
412 00:29:52 - What did you say? "Round John"?- "Round John Virgin."
413 00:29:55 Is that in Falstaff?
414 00:29:57 "Round John Virgin, mother and child."
415 00:30:00 "Round John Virgin mother"?
416 00:30:02 Holy infant so tender and mild
417 00:30:07 - Oh, there's "gunshee."- "Gunshee"?
418 00:30:09 G-U-N-S-H-Y."Gunshee."
419 00:30:12 - Gun-shy.- I always thought it was "gunshee."
420 00:30:17 Susan, do the one about the bear.You'll love this, Jonathan.
421 00:30:20 Oh, yeah, the hymn we used to singin church about the bear--
422 00:30:22 - About the bear with crossed eyes?- You're kidding me.
423 00:30:25 - Whose name was Gladly?- Gladly the bear?
424 00:30:28 Don't you know it?"Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear"?
425 00:30:33 "Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear."Oh, "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."
426 00:30:39 All right. Pronounce this.C-H-O...
427 00:30:41 P-H-O-U-S-E.
428 00:30:50 Chophouse.
429 00:30:54 This has to stop.
430 00:30:57 I don't know how to tell him.
431 00:30:59 You don't have any troubletelling him a lot of other things.
432 00:31:03 - What does that mean?- The way you talk to him.
433 00:31:06 I don't ever hear you talkingto me that way.
434 00:31:08 What way?
435 00:31:11 I don't know.
436 00:31:15 He's very vulnerable.I don't want to hurt him.
437 00:31:17 You're hurting me.
438 00:31:20 He loves me.
439 00:31:23 That's no reasonto go to bed with him.
440 00:31:29 You would have just gone on,wouldn't you, if he hadn't told me.
441 00:31:34 I don't know.
442 00:31:35 I would've never knowna thing about it.
443 00:31:38 I don't know. Maybe.
444 00:31:41 Boy, you're really something.
445 00:31:46 I don't feel like something.
446 00:31:49 I feel like nothing.
447 00:31:54 How much longer do you expect meto take this?
448 00:31:58 - I'm trying to tell him.- I see how you're trying.
449 00:32:01 It's not my fault.I don't enjoy these fights.
450 00:32:05 Listen, it's me you're supposedto be in love with.
451 00:32:10 - I'm gonna tell him.- What?
452 00:32:12 - I'm gonna tell him about you and me.- No, Jonathan.
453 00:32:16 Why don't you give me some ofthe understanding that you give to him?
454 00:32:19 You're stronger.
455 00:32:25 You tell him everything else.You can tell him about us.
456 00:32:28 What do you mean, I tell him everything?Who says so?
457 00:32:30 He tells me.He's my best friend.
458 00:32:39 Are you gonna tell him?
459 00:32:44 He's so helpless.
460 00:33:10 Susan, I love you.
461 00:33:13 Why can't you be more with melike you are with Sandy?
462 00:33:23 She says she's no good for me.
463 00:33:28 Maybe she's tryingto let you down easy.
464 00:33:34 Go ahead and laugh.It adds up.
465 00:33:42 Go ahead and laugh.
466 00:33:46 You don't know every mood of minelike you know every mood of his.
467 00:33:49 - How come?- I don't know.
468 00:33:51 You don't tell me thoughtsI never knew I had.
469 00:33:53 Did he say I do that?Then I guess I must.
470 00:33:56 - You do it, so do it with me.- I can't.
471 00:33:59 You can do it with him, you can do itwith me. Now, tell me my thoughts.
472 00:34:03 - I can't!- Why can't you?
473 00:34:06 I can't with you.
474 00:34:08 - This has gone far enough.- I cannot stand any more ultimatums.
475 00:34:12 This is my last one.Now, tonight, you tell him about us...
476 00:34:14 or tomorrow, I tell him.
477 00:34:16 Look at me, Susan!
478 00:34:19 Now, tell me my goddamned thoughts!
479 00:34:40 Hello?
480 00:34:42 You didn't do it, did you?
481 00:34:45 - No.- Why not?
482 00:34:50 He looks at me with such trust.
483 00:34:54 How do I look at you?
484 00:34:57 - With bitterness.- It used to be trust.
485 00:35:02 At least you know my thoughts.
486 00:35:04 - Did you tell him?- What do you think?
487 00:35:14 So what do we do now?
488 00:35:19 I don't know.I guess I get an ultimatum.
489 00:35:23 Do you thinkthere's any sense in this?
490 00:35:37 In what?
491 00:35:39 In you and me.
492 00:35:46 - That's up to you.- No, it's up to you.
493 00:35:52 I don't see any point in it.
494 00:35:55 I wish I were wrong.
495 00:36:01 I don't feel anything anymore.
496 00:36:16 Neither do I.
497 00:36:27 The reason I didn't sayanything to Sandy...
498 00:36:33 I knew he wouldn't believe me.
499 00:36:38 And I'd go into detailso he would have to believe me.
500 00:36:41 And I knewhe'd come running to you...
501 00:36:44 and I knew you'd tell himeverything I said was true...
502 00:36:46 and I knew thenyou'd go to bed with him.
503 00:36:52 Yeah, that sounds likewhat would happen.
504 00:37:02 So?
505 00:37:04 So?
506 00:37:18 I'll always be your friend.
507 00:37:23 Jesus, Susan, I hope not.
508 00:37:36 - It's going to be buggy.- It's not gonna be buggy.
509 00:37:39 It's the tropics. What do you mean?It's the jungle.
510 00:37:42 You can't cover yourselffrom head to toe.
511 00:37:44 - I'll get eaten alive.- You don't know what it's like.
512 00:37:47 You've never camped out before.Isn't he being silly, Jonathan?
513 00:37:50 - I am not.- Are too.
514 00:37:52 - You're a real city boy.- How about the cot?
515 00:37:55 Come on, sweetie.We've got a sleeping bag.
516 00:37:58 You're really seriousabout sleeping on the ground?
517 00:38:00 - You are a baby.- Christ, this knapsack's heavy.
518 00:38:04 I told you you overpacked. What doyou plan to do with a pillowcase?
519 00:38:08 Put it back!
520 00:38:10 You are a nut.Isn't he a nut, Jonathan?
521 00:38:13 Susan, you pack your things,let me pack mine.
522 00:38:15 - I'm just trying to help.- Help your own stuff.
523 00:38:18 - You have packing to do.- You don't even have room.
524 00:38:20 We're going in a little car.
525 00:39:23 Jesus!
526 00:39:26 - You want her?- I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
527 00:39:29 Will you look at the pair on her?
528 00:39:31 Look at that schmucktrying to keep up with her.
529 00:39:34 They're always with guys like that.
530 00:39:36 That guy must be 60 if he's a day.
531 00:39:39 Maybe he'll have a heart attack.You could save his life...
532 00:39:41 get her number and fuck her.
533 00:39:45 You bastard.
534 00:39:47 Bastard.
535 00:39:49 How's Susan?
536 00:39:52 Couldn't be better.
537 00:39:54 I always said it,and I say it now...
538 00:39:56 you found yourself a jewel.
539 00:39:59 She is a jewel.
540 00:40:03 Not bad, that one.
541 00:40:05 Listen, you must be gettingmore than your share.
542 00:40:08 I'd get married in a minuteif I could find the right girl.
543 00:40:12 Bullshit artist.You and your actress friends.
544 00:40:14 Are you kidding, Doctor?You're the one that's got the deal.
545 00:40:18 What can I say?
546 00:40:20 "Take your clothes off, baby,I want to check your capital gains"?
547 00:40:26 I just look.
548 00:40:29 - Sure you do.- I really do.
549 00:40:32 Susan's plenty enough womanfor one man.
550 00:40:36 Hey, look at that.
551 00:40:41 - That's Sally Joyce.- Didn't I see her on Ed Sullivan?
552 00:40:45 I fucked her once.
553 00:40:48 Bullshit artist.
554 00:40:50 We used to do her taxes.
555 00:40:52 She's with another firm now.
556 00:40:54 - Why don't you say hello?- She wouldn't remember me.
557 00:40:58 She's a real ballbuster,that one.
558 00:41:01 I've been through the millwith her kind.
559 00:41:04 Yeah?
560 00:41:06 You think a girl goes for you,and then you find out...
561 00:41:08 she's after your money or your balls.
562 00:41:11 Or your money and your balls.
563 00:41:14 Women today are better hungthan the men.
564 00:41:27 I should have your problems.
565 00:41:30 It's not as easy getting laidas it used to be.
566 00:41:33 I don't think I fuck more thana dozen new girls a year now.
567 00:41:38 Maybe I'm too muchof a perfectionist.
568 00:41:41 This last one came so closeto being what I wanted.
569 00:41:45 Good pair of tits on her.Not a great pair.
570 00:41:48 Almost no ass at all,and that bothered me.
571 00:41:51 Sensational legs.
572 00:41:54 I would have settled for the legsif she had just two more inches here...
573 00:41:57 and three more here.
574 00:42:00 Anyhow, that took two yearsout of my life.
575 00:42:03 You don't want a family?
576 00:42:06 I don't want to put it down,but who needs it?
577 00:42:09 You can't make fuckingyour life's work.
578 00:42:12 Don't tell mewhat I can and can't do.
579 00:42:15 You're so well-off?
580 00:42:45 Susan's a very good homemaker.
581 00:42:48 Very efficient.
582 00:42:50 I come home,everything's in its place...
583 00:42:53 which I like, because it's tiringputting in a full day at the office...
584 00:42:57 then Doctor's Hospitalfor a couple of hours.
585 00:43:00 So it's nice to have everythingin its place when I get home.
586 00:43:03 A martini, dinner, the kids.
587 00:43:08 We don't watch much television.
588 00:43:10 We like to read aloud to each other.
589 00:43:14 We used to have more friends than we do,but we don't have that many anymore.
590 00:43:21 So, on weekends,we might entertain a little...
591 00:43:24 or go over to see a friend.
592 00:43:28 Come into town,see a play or a good film.
593 00:43:35 It's not glamorous or anything.
594 00:43:40 There are other thingsbesides glamour.
595 00:43:53 You have a long lifeline.
596 00:43:55 I like that.
597 00:43:58 The way you run your nailacross my--
598 00:44:00 You're difficult to get along with.
599 00:44:04 Me?
600 00:44:06 - Bobbie.- You always know your own mind.
601 00:44:11 Right this minute, anyway.
602 00:44:16 You won't stop going afterwhat you want until you get it.
603 00:44:23 Let me see your hand.
604 00:44:32 Well?
605 00:44:34 You are built.
606 00:44:36 You see that in my hand?
607 00:44:39 Even your hand is built.
608 00:44:42 I think you're a dirty old man.
609 00:44:46 I'm a dirty young man.How old are you?
610 00:44:50 - How old do you think I am?- Nineteen.
611 00:44:55 - Twenty.- No.
612 00:44:58 Twenty-one?
613 00:45:00 Twenty-two?
614 00:45:05 Twenty-four?
615 00:45:07 You skipped 23.
616 00:45:10 - Twenty-three.- No.
617 00:45:14 - Twenty-four?- No.
618 00:45:16 Twenty-five?
619 00:45:19 - Twenty-six?- Nope.
620 00:45:22 Twenty-seven?
621 00:45:24 You're getting warm.
622 00:45:27 - Twenty-eight.- No.
623 00:45:30 Twenty-nine.
624 00:45:35 I like going out with older women.
625 00:45:45 - Are you married?- Are you kidding?
626 00:45:48 You don't want to get married?
627 00:45:51 I'd marry you in a minute.
628 00:45:53 Can you cook?
629 00:45:55 - Spaghetti.- I can cook spaghetti.
630 00:45:59 Good. You do the cooking.
631 00:46:02 What will you do?
632 00:46:05 What would you like me to do?
633 00:46:07 What would you like to do?
634 00:46:10 I asked you first.
635 00:46:12 Well, I'm not gonna answer you first.
636 00:46:18 I can sew.
637 00:46:21 Doesn't sound likemuch of a marriage...
638 00:46:23 me cooking spaghetti and you sewing.
639 00:46:26 You want a divorce?I'll take you for every cent you've got.
640 00:46:31 I didn't know I was marryinga gold digger.
641 00:46:36 You won't take pity on me?
642 00:46:38 Only if you say you're sorry.
643 00:46:43 I'm sorry.
644 00:46:45 And you'll never do it again.
645 00:46:47 I'll never do it again.
646 00:46:50 And you'll always be a good boy.
647 00:46:53 Yes, Mama.
648 00:46:57 Do you like to be mothered?
649 00:47:00 I'd like to be smothered by you.
650 00:47:03 What else would you like meto do to you?
651 00:47:34 How do you like it?
652 00:47:37 How do I like what?
653 00:47:40 My, uh, you know.
654 00:47:44 What do I know?
655 00:47:48 You know everything.
656 00:47:53 I know you.
657 00:47:55 And I know you.
658 00:48:29 Jesus!
659 00:49:00 God! Jesus!
660 00:49:34 Wow.
661 00:49:35 I almost came that time.
662 00:50:26 - Oh, nurse!- What is it, Mr. Weisenborn?
663 00:50:30 Will you come in herea minute, please?
664 00:50:32 Certainly, Mr. Weisenborn.
665 00:50:43 Why, Mr. Weisenborn!
666 00:50:58 Most guys I know are pricks.
667 00:51:05 I don't know anymore what they want.
668 00:51:08 I'll be happy to tell you.
669 00:51:11 They want the boodle.
670 00:51:15 But they ain't gonna getthe boodle.
671 00:51:18 Goddamn right.
672 00:51:20 Because this kid here's gotthe boodle.
673 00:51:25 Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?
674 00:51:33 You're a nice man.
675 00:51:36 And you're a very lucky girl.
676 00:52:51 You know something, Sam?
677 00:52:54 What is it, sweetheart?
678 00:53:00 You think it would be a fatal mistakein our lives if we shacked up?
679 00:53:11 It's very difficult, Bobbie.
680 00:53:15 These last couple of weeks,we get along so well together.
681 00:53:21 The idea--
682 00:53:27 I like you very much.
683 00:53:32 So much.
684 00:53:34 This idea--
685 00:53:41 To be perfectly honest...
686 00:53:43 I mean...
687 00:53:46 it sounds very good to me.
688 00:53:50 Let's both give it a couple of daysto think about it.
689 00:53:57 It sounds like--
690 00:54:01 Well, very good.
691 00:54:06 Very, very...
692 00:54:10 well...
693 00:54:13 good.
694 00:54:17 Only, our eyes should be open.
695 00:54:21 We should go into this,we should...
696 00:54:24 know exactly whatwe're getting into.
697 00:54:28 This is just a shack-up. I'm notasking for your hand in marriage.
698 00:54:32 Yeah. Well, so long aswe both understand that.
699 00:54:37 We do.
700 00:54:40 I just thought it's betterto get it all out on the table...
701 00:54:45 so later there can beno possibility of a misunderstanding.
702 00:54:49 I don't know how many business dealsI've seen come to grief--
703 00:54:53 Okay.
704 00:54:56 Okay.
705 00:55:02 You're a real prick.You know that?
706 00:55:11 Prick?
707 00:55:18 I could very easily get seriousabout this girl.
708 00:55:21 She's a lot of fun to be with.
709 00:55:26 This is just betweenthe two of us...
710 00:55:29 but the last year or so,I've been having...
711 00:55:33 I don't know...
712 00:55:35 a little trouble.
713 00:55:37 I wasn't worried, but...
714 00:55:40 still and all...
715 00:55:43 a little trouble with...
716 00:55:46 well, myself...
717 00:55:51 you know...
718 00:55:55 getting hard.
719 00:56:01 It took a long time,and you know how girls are today.
720 00:56:03 They judge you.They judge you very quickly.
721 00:56:07 So...
722 00:56:11 I had a real rough timea couple of times.
723 00:56:14 Some very nasty innuendos.
724 00:56:19 And, as I say,I wasn't too worried, but--
725 00:56:25 I won't lie to you.I was a little worried.
726 00:56:31 And along comes this Bobbie.
727 00:56:33 I get one look at the size of the pairon her, and I never had a doubt...
728 00:56:37 I'd ever be anythingbut okay again.
729 00:56:40 And I was. I was.
730 00:56:45 With all our kidding back and forthon our first night together...
731 00:56:48 I don't mind telling youI had tears in my eyes.
732 00:56:51 She's really the girlin the airline commercial?
733 00:56:56 You lucky son of a bitch.
734 00:56:59 I don't know.
735 00:57:02 I don't want to get in over my head.I got in over my head...
736 00:57:06 three, four times already...
737 00:57:09 and you have to be a real bastard.
738 00:57:15 I don't like being putin that position.
739 00:57:23 What would you do?
740 00:57:25 If she looks anything likeshe looks on television--
741 00:57:28 Size 38 with a "D" cup.
742 00:57:31 But looks aren't everything.
743 00:57:34 Believe me, looks are everything.
744 00:57:39 Maybe.
745 00:57:48 I'm hungry.
746 00:57:51 I'll get up.
747 00:57:53 Why do we always haveto eat so late?
748 00:57:56 'Cause I work late, dildo.
749 00:57:59 Why do you work at all?
750 00:58:02 Brings in extra money.
751 00:58:05 I make enough.
752 00:58:08 You want me to quit working?
753 00:58:10 I thought you were bored with it.
754 00:58:13 - I am.- So quit.
755 00:58:17 What'll I do?
756 00:58:20 What do other women do?
757 00:58:24 Have children.
758 00:58:37 Well, you asked me.
759 01:00:14 - Hey, was that you?- Yeah, that was me.
760 01:00:16 No kid--
761 01:00:18 Thought for sure it was his voice.
762 01:00:21 Why didn't you tip me offyou had a set of pipes like that?
763 01:00:23 I told you I wanted to sing a good song,you wanted that trapeze number.
764 01:00:26 The dames will go overboardwhen you turn on that golden throat.
765 01:00:32 Come on, let's go.
766 01:00:35 Let's get rollin', boys.
767 01:00:38 All right, he's setfor the big number. Go ahead.
768 01:00:40 - What about my beer?- Ladies and gentlemen...
769 01:00:43 - We're all out.- the Cinderella girl has taken ill.
770 01:00:47 A change in programwill be necessary.
771 01:00:49 I really wanted a beer.
772 01:00:53 Do you want me to run outto the corner?
773 01:00:56 - You're too tired.- I'm tired, but I don't mind.
774 01:01:02 I'll get it.
775 01:01:04 No, I'll get it.
776 01:01:06 It's my fault. I should have remindedyou when I called this afternoon.
777 01:01:13 I'm sorry, honey.
778 01:01:17 You're more tired nowthan when you were working.
779 01:01:22 I'm in the house all day.
780 01:01:26 Didn't you get up at all today?
781 01:01:28 What do you do?I mean, when you're not telephoning.
782 01:01:35 I'm not on the phone that much.
783 01:01:38 It took me 45 minutesto get through this afternoon.
784 01:01:51 I'll go and get the beer.
785 01:01:53 - No, I'll go.- I thought you were too tired.
786 01:01:57 I haven't been out all day.
787 01:02:00 Fresh air'll do you good.
788 01:02:05 Will you walk with me?
789 01:02:09 Then I may as well go myself.
790 01:02:33 Wanna make love?
791 01:02:39 We haven't in a week.
792 01:02:44 Is it a week?
793 01:02:50 It's funny.Susan and I do all the right things.
794 01:02:55 We undress in front of each other.We spend 15 minutes on foreplay.
795 01:03:00 We experiment, do it in differentrooms-- it's a seven-room house.
796 01:03:09 We don't believe in making a ritualof it. We do it when we feel like it.
797 01:03:14 We don't feel we have to bepassionate all the time.
798 01:03:18 Sometimes it's even more fun necking.
799 01:03:25 We're considerateof each other's feelings.
800 01:03:28 I had a tendency--men, I guess, have-- to be selfish.
801 01:03:34 But I stopped.I don't do that now.
802 01:03:42 We try to be patient.
803 01:03:44 And we are patient,gentle with each other.
804 01:03:58 Maybe it's just not meant to beenjoyable with women you love.
805 01:04:07 Do you want to get laid?
806 01:04:12 Please.
807 01:04:24 Very nice, indeed.
808 01:04:29 Indeed. Watch out.
809 01:04:32 - I almost had it. Right, Cindy?- Sure, you almost had it.
810 01:04:40 - See that, Cindy?- He was lucky!
811 01:04:43 That's all!
812 01:04:49 - Bastard! That was out.- Bullshit, it was.
813 01:04:53 - Hey, let Cindy be the judge!- We'll do it over, all right?
814 01:04:56 All right. Fair's fair.
815 01:05:03 Deuce!You see that shot, Cindy?
816 01:05:07 Now we got some tennis.
817 01:05:26 - Game!- Luck!
818 01:05:28 "Luck," my ass!
819 01:05:32 - You wanna take me on, Cindy?- It's my turn.
820 01:05:35 Aw, come on, Bobbie.You're so awful.
821 01:05:40 You serve.
822 01:05:44 Very nice.
823 01:05:46 Hey, you play well.Hey, Sandy, will you look at this girl?
824 01:05:50 Terrific, Cindy.
825 01:05:53 Hey, she's backin' me up!
826 01:05:56 I'm not kidding. Look at this!
827 01:06:00 Beautiful.
828 01:06:04 Boy, will you look at this?Forty-love!
829 01:06:07 And I'm not takin' it easyon her either.
830 01:06:40 What the fuck--
831 01:07:41 You and Lord and Taylor's are gonnahave to work out a trial separation.
832 01:07:48 I had the water running.What did you say?
833 01:08:02 Look at the date.
834 01:08:04 What do you mean?
835 01:08:07 Five months ago.
836 01:08:21 I'm sorry I cost you so much money.
837 01:09:17 I wanna get married.
838 01:09:49 - Are you tired of me, Jonathan?- Am I ever.
839 01:09:52 - The answer's yes.- I didn't say "yes."
840 01:09:55 You said "am I ever."I need more in life than this.
841 01:09:58 Who put you up to this?Your psychiatrist?
842 01:10:01 After a long, exhaustive bed huntyou've finally chosen me.
843 01:10:04 Cindy's not a virgin either.
844 01:10:08 What?
845 01:10:10 Oh, I get it.
846 01:10:12 Is that what brought this on?Your mind is unbelievable.
847 01:10:16 You have to have a low opinion of me,thinking that I would do that to Sandy.
848 01:10:19 Oh, no. You wouldn't wantto cheat on Sandy.
849 01:10:23 - Oh, now it's Sandy.- He spends half his life over here.
850 01:10:26 Wait a minute.
851 01:10:28 A second ago you had me screwing Cindy.Who am I screwing now? Sandy?
852 01:10:33 You're going too fast for me.
853 01:10:34 I'm going too fast for you?
854 01:10:36 Your little mind operateslike an IBM, like a pinball machine.
855 01:10:39 First Cindy. Oh, no, not Cindy?How 'bout Sandy?
856 01:10:42 How 'bout Cindy and Sandy?Talk about the pot calling the kettle.
857 01:10:46 The day I got an earful of yourcheckered past, I felt like a celibate.
858 01:10:50 - You made me tell you.- Sure, I twisted your arm.
859 01:10:53 It got you hot.
860 01:10:55 Something has to.
861 01:11:12 - You have such contempt for me.- Kid, you worked hard for it.
862 01:11:17 - It's yours.- The way you paw me at parties.
863 01:11:20 Now affection is contempt.
864 01:11:23 Upside down.
865 01:11:25 Everything upside down.
866 01:11:27 Feeling me up in publicis not affection.
867 01:11:30 - Will you come on?- I know I sleep all day.
868 01:11:33 I know I'm doing a terrible job,but you're not helping me any.
869 01:11:38 - And who helps me?- I help you.
870 01:11:41 Your kind of helpI can do without.
871 01:11:43 Can you? Can you really?
872 01:11:50 You'll do anything you canto ruin my day, won't you?
873 01:11:53 I got up today feelin' so good.
874 01:11:57 You couldn't leave us alone.
875 01:12:00 - We were doing so well.- What?
876 01:12:02 At one time it was greatwhat we had, the kidding around.
877 01:12:07 It can't have a natural time span.Affairs can't dissolve in a good way.
878 01:12:11 There's always got to be poison.
879 01:12:14 I really don't see why.
880 01:12:17 Jonathan, do you want it overbetween us?
881 01:12:19 Why does it have to beone way or the other?
882 01:12:22 - You don't want me to leave.- I want you here, where you belong.
883 01:12:27 What about you?
884 01:12:28 When I'm here, I'm here.When I'm not here, I'm there.
885 01:12:32 - Where?- Wherever!
886 01:12:33 No. I'm a man-eater,a ballbuster and a castrator.
887 01:12:38 I wanna get married.
888 01:12:44 All right.Where the fuck is my shoehorn?
889 01:12:47 This place is a mess.There's not any food in the house.
890 01:12:49 Half the time you looklike you fell out of bed.
891 01:12:52 You spend more time in bed than anyoneI ever heard of over six months old.
892 01:12:56 The reason I sleep all day is'cause I can't stand my life!
893 01:13:00 - What life?- Sleeping all day!
894 01:13:08 You do that sort of thing,I fall in love with you all over again.
895 01:13:11 Marry me, Jonathan.Please marry me.
896 01:13:15 You're tryin' to kill me.
897 01:13:17 Marriage isn't death.
898 01:13:20 Why now?
899 01:13:21 Because two years agoI slept eight hours.
900 01:13:26 A year ago it was 12. It's up to 15 now.Pretty soon it's gonna be 24.
901 01:13:30 What are you trying to do?Scare me?
902 01:13:32 - I need a life.- Get a job!
903 01:13:34 I don't want a job.I want you.
904 01:13:37 I'm taken-- by me!
905 01:13:40 Get out of the house!Do something useful, goddamn it!
906 01:13:44 You wouldn't let me workwhen I wanted to.
907 01:13:46 That was a year ago.
908 01:13:47 You throw a tantrumevery time you call and I'm not home.
909 01:13:50 Look, sister, I'm out therein the jungle eight hours a day.
910 01:13:54 You wouldn't even let mecanvas for Kennedy.
911 01:13:57 You want a job? I got a job for you.Fix up this pigsty.
912 01:14:01 You get a pretty goddamn good salaryfor testing out this bed all day.
913 01:14:05 You want an extra $50 a week?Try vacuuming.
914 01:14:08 You want an extra hundred?Make this goddamn bed!
915 01:14:12 Try opening some goddamn windows!That's why you can't stand up in here.
916 01:14:16 The goddamn place smells likea coffin!
917 01:14:25 You don't need me.
918 01:14:27 Why do you let yourself infor this kind of abuse?
919 01:14:31 Walk out.Please leave me.
920 01:14:35 For God's sake, I'd almost marry youif you'd leave me.
921 01:14:38 You call that abuse?
922 01:14:40 You don't know what I'm used to.
923 01:14:43 With all your carrying on...
924 01:14:46 to me you're a gift.
925 01:14:53 So what's it gonna be?
926 01:14:59 You sure know howto screw things up.
927 01:15:02 So where does that leave us?
928 01:15:05 Are you giving me an ultimatum?
929 01:15:08 Is this an ultimatum?
930 01:15:10 Answer me, you ballbusting,castrating, son-of-a-cunt bitch.
931 01:15:13 Is this an ultimatum or not?Because if it is...
932 01:15:16 I'm gonna tell you what you can dowith your ultimatum.
933 01:15:18 I'm gonna tell youwhat you can do with it!
934 01:15:20 You can make this goddamn bed!That's what you can do with it!
935 01:15:23 Try cleaning these filthy sheets!That's what you can do with it!
936 01:15:32 She's not ready.
937 01:15:36 Well, we're a little early.
938 01:15:38 - You're looking good, Cindy.- I do my best.
939 01:15:41 Will Bobbie be long?
940 01:15:51 Do we have to go to this party?
941 01:15:54 - How 'bout it, Cindy?- Where's the powder room?
942 01:15:57 - Right there.- I'm going. You do what you want.
943 01:16:10 Man. She's really something.
944 01:16:15 I'm so boredI'm goin' out of my mind.
945 01:16:17 Bored? With that?
946 01:16:20 You must be kidding.
947 01:16:25 You have to go to this party?
948 01:16:30 Stick around.
949 01:16:32 No, it's better that I go.
950 01:16:42 Thank you.
951 01:16:44 Hey, I just did my hair.
952 01:16:51 I've got this at home.
953 01:16:54 How's your tennis game, Jonathan?
954 01:16:57 We'll have to have a rematch.
955 01:16:59 Anytime.
956 01:17:15 - Is she always that way?- You know women.
957 01:17:18 Boy, is she competitive.
958 01:17:21 She is very competitive...
959 01:17:24 but I find that attractive.
960 01:17:28 You know her problem?
961 01:17:30 She wants balls.
962 01:17:33 - She's all right.- I'm not criticizing.
963 01:17:37 - I wish she were more feminine.- She is a little masculine.
964 01:17:41 I just wish she wouldn't alwaysdemand her own way.
965 01:17:46 She's got a great body on her.
966 01:17:48 I have to treat her like a child,give her everything she wants.
967 01:17:53 I wouldn't mindgiving her something.
968 01:17:58 You've got Bobbie.I should only have it that good.
969 01:18:01 Oh, I don't know.
970 01:18:03 Bobbie? Are you kidding?
971 01:18:05 I've never seen a body like that.
972 01:18:09 She could do with a little moreof what Cindy's got.
973 01:18:12 She's so goddamn passive.
974 01:18:15 Yeah? I wouldn't mind Cindyjust lying still once.
975 01:18:20 She's so busy handing out instructionsin bed, it's like a close-order drill.
976 01:18:25 Yeah?
977 01:18:26 I wouldn't mind a little of that.
978 01:18:29 As long as she doesn't forgetwho's boss.
979 01:18:42 You wouldn't want to swap sometime,would you?
980 01:18:50 You serious?
981 01:18:52 What do you say?Might liven things up a bit.
982 01:19:02 She can miss one party.Leave her to me.
983 01:19:05 What about Bobbie?
984 01:19:07 She's so mad at me, she'lljump all over you just for revenge.
985 01:19:12 You like that, huh?
986 01:19:15 Seriously.
987 01:19:18 She's in the bedroom.
988 01:19:20 If you're quiet, you can do it,and she won't even know.
989 01:19:26 You bastard!
990 01:19:32 Give me a minute.
991 01:20:09 Tell Sandy it's time to leave.
992 01:20:20 I hope you dancebetter than you play tennis.
993 01:21:03 Sandy won't mind.
994 01:21:05 What's Sandy got to do with it?
995 01:21:08 You're his girl.
996 01:21:20 He said it would be okay.
997 01:21:34 What did Sandy say?
998 01:21:38 That you and me--You know.
999 01:21:45 That was his idea?You had nothing to do with it?
1000 01:21:48 A little.
1001 01:21:50 A little or a lot?
1002 01:21:53 This much.
1003 01:21:55 I'm surprised it took you this longto get around to it.
1004 01:22:04 Sandy and I have a party to go to.
1005 01:22:07 Sandy's busy.
1006 01:22:36 You want to come around sometimeby yourself, that's one thing.
1007 01:22:40 I've been expecting that.
1008 01:22:43 But you tell Sandy...
1009 01:22:45 that if he lays one handon that tub of lard in there...
1010 01:22:50 not to come home.
1011 01:22:58 So you call me.
1012 01:23:30 Jesus.
1013 01:23:42 She's semi-comatose. Better senda resuscitation unit and an airway.
1014 01:23:47 Be ready to give her an I.V.on admission. Who's on? Portus?
1015 01:23:52 Tell himwe'll put her in intensive care.
1016 01:23:58 Bastard.
1017 01:24:25 Very slick.
1018 01:24:27 Very clever!
1019 01:24:30 Well, it's not going to work,Bobbie!
1020 01:25:00 That's Bonnie, my first love.
1021 01:25:03 She lived upstairs from us.
1022 01:25:06 We started exposing ourselvesto each other at ten.
1023 01:25:09 We got caught on the roofone day by my mother...
1024 01:25:12 who washed my mouth out with soap.
1025 01:25:14 I never got the connection.
1026 01:25:17 Here's Emily, my first steady.
1027 01:25:20 Until she moved off the block at 11,I never laid a hand on her.
1028 01:25:26 Um, Mildred,I think this one's name was.
1029 01:25:30 She followed me around in school.
1030 01:25:33 The fellows kidded me about her.
1031 01:25:35 I warned her if she didn't stopI'd beat her up.
1032 01:25:38 She picked up her skirt, droppedher drawers and shoved her ass at me.
1033 01:25:42 So I got my first sight of assat 12.
1034 01:25:47 Marsha--13 and-a-half or thereabouts.
1035 01:25:51 I kissed her one nightat a spin-the-bottle party.
1036 01:25:56 This one's Rosalie.
1037 01:25:58 Rosalie looked just likeElizabeth Taylor in National Velvet.
1038 01:26:02 I had a crush on Rosalie from 14 to 15and I never went near her.
1039 01:26:08 In those days we had illusions.
1040 01:26:12 Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks,but great tits for 15.
1041 01:26:18 That's Lenny Hartman's sister--
1042 01:26:21 my first French kiss, 16 years old.
1043 01:26:26 Here's Gloria, the best-built girlat Evander Chiles.
1044 01:26:30 I took her to the Bronx zoo once and,on the bus, copped a cheap feel.
1045 01:26:36 Here's Gwen.
1046 01:26:37 I went with her for a yeartrying to get her to put out...
1047 01:26:40 but she thought I was too niceand was saving me for marriage.
1048 01:26:44 Every guy at Evander must havegotten into her pants except me.
1049 01:26:49 Here's my first--No, that one was a mistake.
1050 01:26:52 Here's Eileen, my very first fuck.
1051 01:26:56 She was a modern dancerat Swarthmore.
1052 01:26:59 Great body on her.What a waste-- frigid.
1053 01:27:04 Here's Nancy, a sweet kid.
1054 01:27:06 She went into biology.Very frigid.
1055 01:27:12 Here's Bobbie, my wife--
1056 01:27:15 the fastest tits in the Westand king of the ballbusters.
1057 01:27:20 She conned me into marrying her,and now she's killing me with alimony.
1058 01:27:26 Don't know how this onegot in here.
1059 01:27:29 This is my little girl, Wendy."Princess," I call her.
1060 01:27:34 Is she a dreamboat?
1061 01:27:37 Here's a real cunt.I forget her name.
1062 01:27:41 A Nazi-- I banged her in Berlin.
1063 01:27:46 Here's something I went withfor a couple of months.
1064 01:27:49 First time I banged herwas on a yacht race to Nassau.
1065 01:27:54 This slob I went with for a year untilI got so sick of her ballbusting...
1066 01:27:59 I couldn't get it up anymore.
1067 01:28:02 I can't remember her name.
1068 01:28:05 This was my Jap in the sack.
1069 01:28:08 I heard that Oriental girlswere different.
1070 01:28:12 Not in America, they're not.
1071 01:28:16 Here's a 16-year-old I gave 20 bucks toone night in the Village. I was drunk.
1072 01:28:21 Maybe you know her, Jennifer.She gave me a dose.
1073 01:28:28 That's all, folks.
1074 01:28:37 What are you crying, for?It's not a Lassie movie.
1075 01:29:59 Sorry about that...
1076 01:30:01 or something.
1077 01:30:05 So, what else is new?
1078 01:30:09 To tell you the truth,I don't see anybody anymore.
1079 01:30:13 Neither do we.
1080 01:30:14 Well, you've got each other.
1081 01:30:19 I thought she was your daughterwhen you first came in.
1082 01:30:22 In a lot of waysshe's older than I am.
1083 01:30:25 Yeah.
1084 01:30:26 She knows worldsI can't even begin to touch yet.
1085 01:30:30 Sandy, please.
1086 01:30:32 - I found out who I am.- You're in big trouble.
1087 01:30:37 Same old Jonathan.
1088 01:30:39 Indubitably.
1089 01:30:41 Let me talk to her about you,John.
1090 01:30:43 Talk to her about me?I'm 40, she's 9.
1091 01:30:47 - You just don't get it, do you?- Oh, I get it, all right.
1092 01:30:51 I've been getting itfor a long time. What's the point?
1093 01:30:55 Sandy, you found a good piece of ass.God bless you.
1094 01:30:59 You're my friend.I'm happy for you.
1095 01:31:01 As long as it lasts,I'm happy for you.
1096 01:31:03 You deserve to be happy.I mean it.
1097 01:31:05 Why fight, okay?
1098 01:31:09 - All those games.- Jesus Christ.
1099 01:31:12 You don't need those games, Jonathan.I know. I've played more than anyone.
1100 01:31:16 The obedient son game,the bright student game...
1101 01:31:19 the cocksman's game,the respectable husband game...
1102 01:31:22 the good father game,the specialist game.
1103 01:31:26 Games don't impress Jennifer--
1104 01:31:28 just life, just love.
1105 01:31:30 Yeah.
1106 01:31:32 Well, I don't want to argue with you,Sandy, so let's just agree to disagree.
1107 01:31:36 Don't make me mad, okay?
1108 01:31:40 Jennifer knows more at 18than Susan knows to this day.
1109 01:31:44 You found yourself a real jewel,okay?
1110 01:31:47 She's my love teacher.
1111 01:31:49 Finally got it up, huh?
1112 01:31:52 You give off such bad vibrations.
1113 01:31:55 "Bad vibrations." Sandy, I love you,but you're a schmuck.
1114 01:32:00 You were always young, Sandy,open.
1115 01:32:03 You were schmuckya lot of the time...
1116 01:32:05 but maybe schmuckiness iswhat you need to stay young and open.
1117 01:32:08 Listen, don't listen to me.
1118 01:32:12 You're doin' great,and I'm makin' money.
1119 01:32:15 You can find what I found,Jonathan.
1120 01:32:19 Don't make me insult you.
1121 01:32:38 Women.
1122 01:32:47 All ballbusters, right?
1123 01:32:49 You know it.
1124 01:32:50 When you think of some of the thingshe has to dip into...
1125 01:32:54 any guy with a consciencehas a right to turn soft.
1126 01:32:58 - Am I right, Louise?- You're always right, lover.
1127 01:33:32 I don't think we're gonna haveany trouble tonight.
1128 01:33:36 - You don't?- No, I don't.
1129 01:33:39 Are you sure?
1130 01:33:41 You wanna bet?
1131 01:33:44 - How much?- Sky's the limit.
1132 01:33:47 Goddamn it!
1133 01:33:52 - What did I do?- You're doing it all wrong.
1134 01:33:55 - I'm doing it like always.- You never said that before.
1135 01:33:58 - Said what?- "Sky's the limit."
1136 01:34:01 - Sure, I--- Never.
1137 01:34:05 What do I say?
1138 01:34:11 You forgot, didn't you?
1139 01:34:17 A hundred.
1140 01:34:20 I say a hundred.
1141 01:34:37 Okay.
1142 01:34:41 It just came out.
1143 01:34:43 I just want it right,that's all.
1144 01:35:01 I don't think we're gonna haveany trouble tonight.
1145 01:35:05 - You don't?- No, I don't.
1146 01:35:09 Are you sure?
1147 01:35:11 You wanna bet?
1148 01:35:13 How much?
1149 01:35:16 Hundred?
1150 01:35:30 You sound pretty sure.
1151 01:35:32 Your kind of man--why shouldn't I be sure?
1152 01:35:40 What kind of man am I?
1153 01:35:46 A real man.A kind man.
1154 01:35:51 I'm not kind.
1155 01:35:54 I don't mean weak kind,the way so many men are.
1156 01:35:58 I mean the kindness that comesfrom enormous strength...
1157 01:36:02 from an inner power so strongthat every act...
1158 01:36:06 no matter what,is more proof of that power.
1159 01:36:09 That's what all women resent.That's why they try to cut you down--
1160 01:36:14 because your knowledgeof yourself and them is...
1161 01:36:17 so right, so true...
1162 01:36:20 that it exposes the lies which they--every scheming one of them-- live by.
1163 01:36:27 It takes a true woman to understandthat the purest form of love...
1164 01:36:30 is to love a manwho denies himself to her...
1165 01:36:34 a man who inspires worship...
1166 01:36:38 because he has no needfor any woman...
1167 01:36:42 because he has himself.
1168 01:36:44 Now, who is better,more beautiful...
1169 01:36:48 more powerful, more perfect--you're getting hard--
1170 01:36:52 more strong, more masculine...
1171 01:36:56 more extraordinary,more robust--
1172 01:37:01 it's rising...
1173 01:37:03 it's rising--more virile, more domineering...
1174 01:37:08 more irresistible--
1175 01:37:13 It's up.
1176 01:37:15 It's in the air.
