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1 00:00:37 -【Madagascar】-
2 00:01:19 Surprise!
3 00:01:24 Alex. Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming.
4 00:01:28 When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
5 00:01:30 Come on, Marty. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
6 00:01:33 Hey, man, thanks.
7 00:01:37 Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.
8 00:01:40 It's driving me crazy. Can you help me? Please
9 00:01:43 You came to the right place, my friend.
10 00:01:45 Dr. Marty D.D.S, is in the house.
11 00:01:48 Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may.
12 00:01:55 - I don't see anything. - It's on the left.
13 00:01:58 Oh, sorry.
14 00:01:59 Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full.
15 00:02:03 Right here. What the heck is this doing in there?
16 00:02:06 Happy birthday!
17 00:02:08 Hey, thanks, man.
18 00:02:10 You put it in behind the tooth. You all right.
19 00:02:13 These aren't even on the shelf yet. Here. Check it out.
20 00:02:16 - Look at that. Look at that. - Look at that. It's snowing.
21 00:02:21 Ten years old, huh? A decade.
22 00:02:24 Double digits. The big 1-0.
23 00:02:29 You don't like it?
24 00:02:30 - No, no, it's great. - You hate it.
25 00:02:32 I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock.
26 00:02:34 That's the big seller.
27 00:02:36 No, no, no. The present's great, really.
28 00:02:40 It's just that another year's come and gone,
29 00:02:42 and I'm still doing the same old thing.
30 00:02:44 "Stand over here. Trot overthere. Eat some grass. Walk back over here."
31 00:02:49 - I see your problem. - Maybe I should go to law school.
32 00:02:52 You just need to break out of that boring routine.
33 00:02:55 - How? - Throw out the old act.
34 00:02:57 Who knows what you'll do. Make it up as you go along.
35 00:03:00 Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom.
36 00:03:03 - Really? - You know, make it fresh.
37 00:03:05 Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh.
38 00:03:07 Works for me.
39 00:03:13 Here come the people, Marty. I love the people.
40 00:03:16 It's fun people fun time!
41 00:03:17 Let's go, Gloria! Up and at'em. We're open!
42 00:03:22 - What day is it? - It's Friday. Field trip day.
43 00:03:26 Yes, it's field trip day.
44 00:03:28 Let's get up and go in ten more minutes.
45 00:03:33 Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman!
46 00:03:37 Wake up! Rise and shine!
47 00:03:39 It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple.
48 00:03:41 Let's go.
49 00:03:43 - Not for me.I'm calling in sick. - What?
50 00:03:46 I found anohther brown spot on my shoulder. Right here. See?
51 00:03:50 Right there. You see?
52 00:03:52 Melman, you know it's all in your head.
53 00:03:56 Let's go! Come on!
54 00:04:09 Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.
55 00:04:17 Oh, I'm going to be fresh.
56 00:04:18 Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious.
57 00:04:24 Ziploc fresh.
58 00:04:26 Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages,
59 00:04:29 the Central Park Zoo proudly presents...
60 00:04:32 Show them the cat. Who's the cat?
61 00:04:33 The king of New York City.
62 00:04:35 - Alex the lion. - Alex the lion.
63 00:04:39 It's show time.
64 00:04:45 Roar!
65 00:04:57 Gather around, people. Big show about to start.
66 00:05:00 Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right.
67 00:05:38 Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
68 00:05:42 Kowalski, progress report.
69 00:05:45 We're 500 feet from the main sewer line.
70 00:05:47 - And the bad news? - We've broken our last shovel.
71 00:05:51 Right.
72 00:05:52 Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels.
73 00:05:56 And find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in.
74 00:06:00 And me, Skipper?
75 00:06:01 I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private.
76 00:06:04 Today we're going to blow this dump.
77 00:06:07 Come here. Come here. Come on, penguin.
78 00:06:14 Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
79 00:06:17 Ha-ha.
80 00:06:18 Well, show's over, folks. Thanks for coming.
81 00:06:22 I hope you thought it was fresh.
82 00:06:25 I'll be here all week.
83 00:06:26 In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.
84 00:06:29 Three hundred and sixfy-five days a year,
85 00:06:32 including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa.
86 00:06:35 Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets.
87 00:06:40 And tip your cabbie, because he's broke.
88 00:06:50 You, quadruped. Sprechen sie Englisch?
89 00:06:53 I sprechen.
90 00:06:55 - What continent is this? - Manhattan.
91 00:06:58 Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.
92 00:07:01 Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive!
93 00:07:03 Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.
94 00:07:06 What are you guys doing?
95 00:07:08 We're digging to Antarctica.
96 00:07:11 Ant-who-tica?
97 00:07:13 Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
98 00:07:19 Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
99 00:07:23 Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural.
100 00:07:28 This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.
101 00:07:32 We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica.
102 00:07:36 To the wild.
103 00:07:39 The wild? You could actually go there?
104 00:07:43 That sounds great.
105 00:07:46 Hey, hold up. Where is this place? Tell me where it is.
106 00:07:51 You didn't see anything.
107 00:07:54 - Right? - Yes, sir.
108 00:07:56 I'm sorry. No sir.
109 00:08:00 For his final appearance of the day, the king of New York City.
110 00:08:06 Alex the lion.
111 00:08:08 Roar!
112 00:08:13 Thank you. Thank you very much.
113 00:08:15 You guys are great. You're a great crowd.
114 00:08:17 Give yourselves a hand. Thank you. Thank you.
115 00:08:22 Well. Thank you.
116 00:08:24 Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.
117 00:08:28 Underpants!
118 00:08:29 Everybody get home safe. Hey! Check out my web site.
119 00:08:32 Twenfy-four hour Alex Cam. Watch me sleep.
120 00:08:43 This is the life.
121 00:08:46 That's the spot.
122 00:08:48 I'm in heaven.
123 00:08:59 - It's Marty's birthday. - Just rip it open.
124 00:09:02 - What is it? - Come on. Open it up. What you got?
125 00:09:06 A thermometer.
126 00:09:07 Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.
127 00:09:12 I wanted to give you something personal.
128 00:09:14 That was my first rectal thermometer.
129 00:09:16 - Mother... - I'll miss that bad boy.
130 00:09:18 Get the cake. Melman, come on.
131 00:09:24 Happy birthday to you.
132 00:09:26 You live in a zoo.
133 00:09:28 You look like a monkey.
134 00:09:30 And you smell like one too.
135 00:09:35 I say.
136 00:09:38 Well, now, you guys are just embarrassing me.
137 00:09:41 And yourselves.
138 00:09:42 What? We worked on that all week.
139 00:09:45 Let's go. Let's make a wish, babycakes.
140 00:09:54 - What'd you wish for? - Nope. Can't tell you that.
141 00:09:56 Come on. Tell.
142 00:09:57 No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck.
143 00:10:00 You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out.
144 00:10:02 But if you want to be safe. I'll keep my mouth shut.
145 00:10:05 Would you just tell us? What could happen?
146 00:10:08 Okay.
147 00:10:09 I wished I could go to the wild!
148 00:10:13 The wild?
149 00:10:18 I told you it was bad luck.
150 00:10:22 The wild? Are you nuts?
151 00:10:24 That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
152 00:10:29 It's unsanitary.
153 00:10:31 The penguins are going. So why can't I?
154 00:10:34 The penguins are psychotic.
155 00:10:36 Come on. Just imagine going back to nature.
156 00:10:39 Back to your roots. Clean air, wide-open spaces!
157 00:10:43 I hear there's wide-open spaces in Connecticut.
158 00:10:46 - Connecticut? - You got to go over to Grand Central.
159 00:10:49 Then you gotto take the Metro-North train... North?
160 00:10:53 So one could take the train? Just hypothetically.
161 00:10:57 Come on. What would Connecticut have to offer us?
162 00:11:00 - Lyme disease. - Thank you, Melman.
163 00:11:02 No, I just want...
164 00:11:03 There's none of this in the wild.
165 00:11:05 This is a highly refined fype of food thing,
166 00:11:09 that you do not find in the wild.
167 00:11:11 You ever thought there might be more to life than steak, Alex?
168 00:11:14 He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
169 00:11:17 Doesn't it bother you guys
170 00:11:19 that you don't know anything about life outside this zoo?
171 00:11:25 Nuh-uh. Nope.
172 00:11:27 Well, I mean, come on. That's just one subject.
173 00:11:30 You got a little schmutz right there on your...
174 00:11:38 Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party. It was great.
175 00:11:43 Really.
176 00:11:52 What's eating him?
177 00:11:53 Maybe you should talk to him. Go over and give him a little pep talk.
178 00:11:57 Hey, I already gave him a snow globe. I can't top that.
179 00:12:02 I can see where this is going.
180 00:12:04 It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
181 00:12:18 Come on. He's your best friend.
182 00:12:20 All right, all right. Okay.
183 00:12:23 - Night, Marty. - Night, Glo.
184 00:12:49 What a day.
185 00:12:51 I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't get any better than this, you know?
186 00:12:57 It just did. Even the star's out.
187 00:13:01 Not going to find a star like that in the wild.
188 00:13:04 Helicopter.
189 00:13:09 Marty. Buddy. Listen.
190 00:13:11 Everybody has days when they think,
191 00:13:12 the grass might be greener somewhere else.
192 00:13:15 Alex.
193 00:13:17 Look at me.
194 00:13:19 I'm ten years old. My life is half over.
195 00:13:21 And I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes
196 00:13:25 or white with black stripes.
197 00:13:33 Marty.
198 00:13:35 I'm thinking of a song.
199 00:13:38 Alex. Please. Not now.
200 00:13:40 Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song. I think you're familiar with it.
201 00:13:45 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no. I'm not listening.
202 00:13:51 Start spreading the news
203 00:13:53 I don't know you.
204 00:13:54 I'm leaving today
205 00:13:57 We are a great big part of it.
206 00:13:58 He's funny. Who is that?
207 00:14:03 Come on. You know you know the words.
208 00:14:06 Two little words.
209 00:14:07 New York.
210 00:14:09 New York.
211 00:14:10 Shut up, shut up, shut up! Hey, I'm sleeping here!
212 00:14:14 We're not all nocturnal, you know!
213 00:14:16 I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal.
214 00:14:18 Yeah, you and what army, stripes?
215 00:14:20 You mess with him, you mess with me, Howard.
216 00:14:24 - You're a big mouth lion. - See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes.
217 00:14:27 We make a great team, the two of us.
218 00:14:29 We sure do. No doubt about it.
219 00:14:32 So, what are you going to do? Go running off to the wild by yourself?
220 00:14:36 - No. - Good.
221 00:14:37 You and me. Let's go.
222 00:14:39 - What? - The wild.
223 00:14:40 Come on. You and me together.
224 00:14:42 It's a straight shot down Fifth Acenue to Grand Central.
225 00:14:46 We'll grab a train, we'll head norht.
226 00:14:48 We can be back by morning. No one will ever know.
227 00:14:50 You're joking. Right?
228 00:14:56 Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking. Give me a break.
229 00:15:01 Like we're going to get a train.
230 00:15:04 Don't do that. You really had me worried there.
231 00:15:07 Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.
232 00:15:10 Yeah, me too. I'll need to rest my voice.
233 00:15:15 It's Seniors' Day, you know. Have to roar extra loud.
234 00:15:18 Give them a little jolt. You know?
235 00:15:22 Good night, Allyal.
236 00:15:34 They forgot to turn off the ambience again.
237 00:15:36 Don't worry.It's cool.
238 00:15:39 You know, I got it.
239 00:15:49 Much better.
240 00:16:13 Come on, now, baby.
241 00:16:16 My little filet.
242 00:16:18 My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges.
243 00:16:21 I like that. I like a little fat on my steak.
244 00:16:25 My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.
245 00:16:29 Alex. Alex. Alex!
246 00:16:32 What? What?
247 00:16:34 You suck your thumb?
248 00:16:36 What is it, Melman?
249 00:16:37 You know how I have that bladder infection,
250 00:16:40 and I have to get up every two hours?
251 00:16:41 I got up to pee and looked over at Marty's pen,whice i usually don't do.
252 00:16:46 I don't know why, but I did. And...
253 00:16:48 What? What's going on?
254 00:16:49 It's Marty.He's gone.
255 00:16:51 Gone! What do you mean, "gone"?
256 00:16:54 How long has he been working on this?
257 00:16:57 Marty! Marty!
258 00:17:00 He wouldn't fit down there.
259 00:17:01 Marty? Marty! Marty!
260 00:17:03 This doesn't make any sense. Where would he go?
261 00:17:08 - Connecticut! - He wouldn't.
262 00:17:10 Oh, no! What are we going to do?
263 00:17:13 I mean, we gotto call somebody!
264 00:17:20 Hello? Get me Missing Animals. And hurry.
265 00:17:23 We've got a lost zebra probably on the way to Connecticut, and we need...
266 00:17:30 - Hello? Hello? - Wait a second.
267 00:17:32 - We can't call the people. - What the...?
268 00:17:36 They'll be really mad.
269 00:17:38 It'll get Marty transferred for good. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
270 00:17:41 I know that's right.
271 00:17:43 - We gotto go after him. - Go after him?
272 00:17:44 He's not thinking straight.
273 00:17:46 Let's stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life.
274 00:17:49 He's probably out there lost and cold, confused.
275 00:17:55 Poor little guy.
276 00:18:19 Come on.
277 00:18:20 One of us should wait here in case he comes back.
278 00:18:22 Not now. This is an intervention. We all got to go.
279 00:18:25 What's the fastest way to Grand Central?
280 00:18:28 - You should take Lexington. - Melman!
281 00:18:30 - Okay. "We." We should take Lexington. - What about Park?
282 00:18:33 No, Park goes two ways. You can't time the lights.
283 00:18:37 I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center.
284 00:18:43 Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him.
285 00:18:55 We should've taken Park.
286 00:18:57 You sure this is the fastest way to Grand Central Station?
287 00:18:59 I don't know! That's what Melman said.
288 00:19:01 Hey. Hey, you, guys.
289 00:19:03 That room has some niffy little sinks you can wash up in, and look!
290 00:19:07 Free mints!
291 00:19:09 This isn't a field trip.
292 00:19:10 This is an urgent mission to save Marty from throwing his life away.
293 00:19:13 Now, where's the train?
294 00:19:16 Here it comes.
295 00:19:20 What did Marty say to you? I asked you to talk to him.
296 00:19:24 I did! I did! I don't understand. He said, "Let's go."
297 00:19:28 I said, "Are you crazy?" And He said, "I'm ten years old."
298 00:19:31 And he has black-and-white stripes, and so then we sang and...
299 00:19:40 What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd.
300 00:19:43 - It's on your left after Vanderbilt. - Okay.
301 00:19:46 lf you hit the Chrysler Building you've gone too far.
302 00:19:49 Thanks a lot, officer.
303 00:19:52 Hey! Wait for light.
304 00:19:56 Freak.
305 00:19:57 - Did you say "zebra"? -That's right. A zebra.
306 00:20:00 Right in front of me.
307 00:20:01 - Can I shoot it? - Negative.
308 00:20:03 Then I'm going to need some backup.
309 00:20:17 - Knicks lost again. - What are you going to do?
310 00:20:20 Did that say "Grand Central Station" or "my aunt's constipation"?
311 00:20:24 This is it.
312 00:20:27 Grand Central Station.
313 00:20:30 It's grand and it's central.
314 00:20:50 Move aside. We have an emergency here.
315 00:20:52 This is an emergency situation.
316 00:20:54 Hey, hey. Just chill out. It's not that big of an emergency.
317 00:20:58 Upstairs, downstairs.
318 00:21:01 How do you like that?
319 00:21:04 Lady! What is wrong with you?
320 00:21:08 Get a grip on yourselves, people.
321 00:21:10 You're a bad kitty.
322 00:21:13 Dagnabbit! I missed the express.
323 00:21:16 Looks like I'll have to take the Stamford local.
324 00:21:19 I got him! I've got him!
325 00:21:21 He's got him!
326 00:21:22 He's got him! He's got him! He's got...
327 00:21:24 I got something for you.
328 00:21:30 I'm okay. I'm okay.
329 00:21:31 Whoa! What are you guys doing here?
330 00:21:34 - I am so glad we found you. - We were so worried about you.
331 00:21:37 Don't worry.I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine.
332 00:21:41 You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great.
333 00:21:44 You hear that? Marty's fine. That's good to know.
334 00:21:47 Because I was wondering...
335 00:21:49 How could you do this to us? I thought we were your friends!
336 00:21:52 What's the big deal? I was coming back.
337 00:21:54 Don't ever do this again. Do you hear me?
338 00:21:56 - Do you hear him? - Guys, we're running out of time.
339 00:21:59 Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?
340 00:22:01 Don't do this again! Don't you ever, ever do this again!
341 00:22:04 Come here.
342 00:22:12 We've been ratted out, boys.
343 00:22:15 Hold your fire!
344 00:22:23 Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
345 00:22:29 lf you have any poo, fling it now.
346 00:22:34 It's the Man.
347 00:22:38 Good evening, officers.
348 00:22:39 No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?
349 00:22:42 You're not good with the "putting words together
350 00:22:44 and their coming out good" thing. You keep it "shh."
351 00:22:47 Hey! How you doing? Yeah. You know what? Everything's cool.
352 00:22:50 We just had a little situation here. Little internal situation.
353 00:22:54 My friend went a little crazy. Happens to everybody.
354 00:22:57 The city gets to us all went a little cuckoo in the head.
355 00:23:00 Hey! Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.
356 00:23:02 Just shush! I will handle this.
357 00:23:07 Oh! I got him!
358 00:23:08 Go, go, go! Right here, please.
359 00:23:10 Would you give a guy a break?
360 00:23:14 We'll take my little friend home and forget this ever happened. All right?
361 00:23:19 No harm, no foul, right?
362 00:23:21 Oh, no, no, no. Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alexthe lion, from the zoo.
363 00:23:30 What's the matter with them?
364 00:23:42 I feel really really weird.
365 00:23:47 Hey, Oh! I love you guys.
366 00:23:50 I love you so much.
367 00:24:14 Last night's dramatic incident in Grand Central,
368 00:24:16 is an example of what animal rights wackos have been shouting for years:
369 00:24:20 Animals clearly don't belong in captivity.
370 00:24:23 They are to be sent back to their natural habitat,
371 00:24:26 where they will live their lives in the freedom they desire.
372 00:24:30 - Hey. Little help? - He's awake! He's awake!
373 00:24:33 Do something!
374 00:24:35 Oh, man.
375 00:24:49 Oh, my head.
376 00:24:53 What the...?
377 00:24:55 Wait. Where? What?
378 00:24:58 I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no! Not the box.
379 00:25:02 Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me!
380 00:25:06 Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
381 00:25:09 Darkness creeping in.
382 00:25:11 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
383 00:25:13 Walls closing in around me.
384 00:25:16 So alone. So alone.
385 00:25:19 - Alex! Alex, are you there? - Marty?
386 00:25:21 - Yeah! Talk to me, buddy. - Oh, Marty! You're here!
387 00:25:25 - What's going on? You okay? - This doesn't look good.
388 00:25:28 - Alex, Marty, is that you? - Gloria!
389 00:25:30 - You're here too! - I am loving the sound of your voice.
390 00:25:33 - What is going on? - We're all in crates.
391 00:25:35 Oh, no!
392 00:25:37 - Sleeping just knocks me out. - Melman!
393 00:25:40 Is that Melman?
394 00:25:41 - Are you okay? - Yeah. No, I'm fine.
395 00:25:44 I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
396 00:25:47 - You're not getting an MRl. - CAT scan?
397 00:25:49 No CAT scan. It's a transfer. It's a zoo transfer.
398 00:25:53 Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no, I can't be transferred.
399 00:25:57 I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00.
400 00:25:59 There are prescriptions that have to be filled.
401 00:26:02 No other zoo could afford my medical care.
402 00:26:04 And I am not going HMO.
403 00:26:06 Take it easy, Melman. It's going to be okay.
404 00:26:09 - We are going to be okizay. - No, we're not going to be okizay.
405 00:26:14 Now, because of you, we're ruined!
406 00:26:16 Because of me? I fail to see how this is my fault.
407 00:26:20 - You're kidding, right, Marty? - You. You ticked off the people.
408 00:26:23 You bit the hand, Marty. You bit the hand.
409 00:26:26 "I don't know who I am.
410 00:26:28 I gotto go find myself in the wild." Oh, please.
411 00:26:30 I did not ask you to come after me. Did I?
412 00:26:34 He does have a point.
413 00:26:35 I did say we should stay at the zoo, but you guys...
414 00:26:39 Melman, just shut it.
415 00:26:40 You suggested this idea to him in the first place.
416 00:26:42 - Leave Melman out of this please. - Thank you, Gloria.
417 00:26:45 Besides, it's not my fault that we were transferred.
418 00:26:47 Melman, shut it. Does anybody feel nauseous?
419 00:26:51 - I feel nauseous. - Melman, you always feel nauseous.
420 00:27:00 Progress report.
421 00:27:02 It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out.
422 00:27:05 You, higher mammal.
423 00:27:07 Can you read?
424 00:27:08 No. Phil can read, though. Phil.
425 00:27:15 Ship to Kenya.
426 00:27:19 Wild life preserve.
427 00:27:22 Africa!
428 00:27:23 Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.
429 00:28:09 I was the star in the greatest city on Earth.
430 00:28:11 - Guys, listen. - A king. Loved by my people.
431 00:28:14 - Let's be civil. - And you've ruined everything!
432 00:28:16 "Loved"?
433 00:28:18 lf the people loved you, it's only because they didn't know the real you!
434 00:28:22 Don't make me come up there. I'll whoop both of you all.
435 00:28:25 I thought I knew the real you!
436 00:28:27 Your black-and-white stripes, they cancel each other out. You're nothing!
437 00:28:31 Stop it, stop it, stop it!
438 00:28:33 You're not helping the situation.
439 00:28:36 Status.
440 00:28:38 It's no good. I don't know the codes.
441 00:28:41 Don't give me excuses. Give me results! Navigation.
442 00:28:48 All right. Let me think.
443 00:28:50 And shut him up!
444 00:28:55 - I did it! - Let's get this tin can turned around.
445 00:29:25 Guys?
446 00:29:27 Oh, no.
447 00:29:29 Gloria!
448 00:29:30 Melman!
449 00:29:31 Marty!
450 00:29:34 Alex!
451 00:29:36 Marty?
452 00:29:37 Alex!
453 00:29:39 Marty!
454 00:29:41 No, wait. Come back, Marty!
455 00:29:44 Don't go.
456 00:30:32 Marty?
457 00:30:34 Melman?
458 00:30:37 Gloria?
459 00:30:42 Marty? Melman? Glona?
460 00:30:49 Marty!
461 00:30:51 Melman! Gloria!
462 00:30:55 Hey, anyone! Hello!
463 00:31:02 Marty, Melman, Gloria.
464 00:31:06 Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Getman, Gloria, Marty, Melman.
465 00:31:09 Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis Kelly.
466 00:31:12 Matt, Katie, Al.
467 00:31:18 Get me out of this thing. Somebody. Hello?
468 00:31:22 Get me out of this thing right now!
469 00:31:25 Hello? Somebody?
470 00:31:27 Melman!
471 00:31:29 Alex? Is that you?
472 00:31:31 Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on. I got you.
473 00:31:39 Melman! I got you, buddy.
474 00:31:48 Wait a second, Melman. Wait right there.
475 00:31:51 - What are you doing? - I'm getting you out of the box.
476 00:31:55 - Relax. - Alex?
477 00:31:59 Girafe, corner pocket!
478 00:32:02 Here goes nothing!
479 00:32:03 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold still!
480 00:32:06 - Wait, Alex. - Hold still.
481 00:32:07 - No, come on. - Here I come!
482 00:32:10 Look! Look! Look! Look!
483 00:32:11 It's Gloria. It's Gloria!
484 00:32:16 Oh, hey, it is Gloria.
485 00:32:18 Oh, my...
486 00:32:19 Gloria!
487 00:32:30 Gloria!
488 00:32:36 All righty, boys, fun's over.
489 00:32:38 Gloria!
490 00:32:39 Alex!
491 00:32:43 - Marty? - Marty!
492 00:32:45 Yeah! All right! That's right!
493 00:32:49 Left! Left! Left! NO, no, your left! Your left! You left!
494 00:32:54 Right here's good.
495 00:32:56 I don't really have anything on me right now. I'll have to get you later.
496 00:33:04 To you too.
497 00:33:07 Marty! Marty!
498 00:33:13 Alex!
499 00:33:17 - Marty - Alex!
500 00:33:21 - Marty - Alex!
501 00:33:23 Marty!
502 00:33:26 Alex?
503 00:33:28 Marty!
504 00:33:31 Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea.
505 00:33:34 Martin!
506 00:33:35 - Hold up! - I'm going to kill you!
507 00:33:37 - Come here! Don't run away from me! - Calm down!
508 00:33:40 lf you keep running, I'm going to just kill you more!
509 00:33:44 Oh, look at us.
510 00:33:45 We're all here together. Safe and sound.
511 00:33:49 Yeah, here we are.
512 00:33:52 Where exactly is "here"?
513 00:34:07 - San Diego. - San Diego?
514 00:34:11 White sandy beaches,
515 00:34:12 cleverly simulated natural environment, wide-open enclosures.
516 00:34:17 I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo.
517 00:34:20 Complete with fake rocks.
518 00:34:22 Wow, that looks real.
519 00:34:24 San Diego? What could be worse than San Diego?
520 00:34:28 I don't know. This place is quite a lacking!
521 00:34:31 Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.
522 00:34:35 - I'll kill you! - Take it easy!
523 00:34:37 - Strangle you! - Calm down.
524 00:34:38 Then bury you, dig you up, clone you and kill your clones.
525 00:34:41 - 20-second timeout. - I'll never talk to you again.
526 00:34:44 Now, look. We're just going to find the people,
527 00:34:47 get check in and have this mess straightened out.
528 00:34:53 Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego.
529 00:34:55 Now I'll have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin.
530 00:34:59 I can't top that. Can't top it.
531 00:35:01 I'm ruined! I'm done. I'm out of the business.
532 00:35:05 It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me.
533 00:35:08 Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think I intended all of this to happen?
534 00:35:13 You want me to say that I'm sorry? Is that what you want?
535 00:35:16 - Okay, I'm... - Shushe!
536 00:35:19 He just shushed me.
537 00:35:20 Marty, look, you've got to be just a little bit more and... - Shushe!
538 00:35:24 - Don't you shush me. - Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?
539 00:35:31 - I hear it now. - Where there's music, there's people.
540 00:35:33 - Go to the head honcho. - A sidewalk would be nice.
541 00:35:36 Yeah, what a dump.
542 00:35:38 They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo.
543 00:35:40 First they tell you, "Hey, we got this great open plan thing. Let animals run wild."
544 00:35:45 Next thing, flowers in your hair, everybody's hugging everybody.
545 00:35:49 This place kind of grows on you. This way, guys! Come on!
546 00:36:00 What the...?
547 00:36:11 Oh, no!
548 00:36:20 Okay, let's make a good impression on the people.
549 00:36:23 Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
550 00:36:26 - Is that the best you can do? - Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
551 00:36:29 Well, great. Let's make gas look good.
552 00:36:38 - Wow! - It's not people. It's animals.
553 00:36:42 California animals, dude.
554 00:36:45 This is like a Puffy party.
555 00:36:47 I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.
556 00:36:51 - Ya like to. - Move it.
557 00:36:53 I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it.
558 00:36:56 I like to move it, move it.
559 00:36:58 - Ya like to . - Move it.
560 00:37:00 I like to move it, move it. You like to move it, move it
561 00:37:03 She likes to move it, move it
562 00:37:05 - He likes to. - Move it.
563 00:37:07 All girls all over the world.
564 00:37:10 Original King Julien Pon Ya Case, man
565 00:37:13 I love how all the girls that love to move their body.
566 00:37:17 When ya move your body,
567 00:37:18 ya move it nice and sweet and sassy, all right?
568 00:37:22 What kind of zoo is this?
569 00:37:23 I just saw 26 blatant health code violations.
570 00:37:27 I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.
571 00:37:30 Twenfy-seven.
572 00:37:33 Woman, physically fit, physically fit.
573 00:37:35 Physically, physically, physically fit. Woman, physically fit, physically fit
574 00:37:38 We should've brought chips and dip.
575 00:37:41 Wait.
576 00:37:43 Where's Alex? What happened to him? He was right behind us. Wasn't he behind us?
577 00:37:46 I don't know where he's at, but he's missing one heck of a party.
578 00:37:49 The foosa!
579 00:37:51 The foosa!
580 00:37:53 The foosa are attacking! Run for your lives!
581 00:38:03 - Foosa hungry. - Foosa eat.
582 00:38:07 I hate spiderwebs.
583 00:38:10 Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.
584 00:38:12 Thanks for waiting up. Really appreciate it.
585 00:38:18 Hey, hi. We just got in from New York, and we're looking for surpervisor.
586 00:38:22 Because we've been sitting on that beach back there for hours.
587 00:38:25 and nobody's even bothered to show up.
588 00:38:27 I don't know how things are normally run around here,
589 00:38:31 but there's been some sort of major screw up, which is cool.
590 00:38:34 So if you could point us towards the administrative offices, we'll...
591 00:38:38 Well, howdy-do.
592 00:38:46 Spider! Spider! Spideron my back!
593 00:38:49 - Maurice, did you see that? - He scared the foosa away.
594 00:38:55 Come on, Gloria. Get it.
595 00:38:58 Get it! Get it! Get it!
596 00:39:00 - That's it! Smack it! - Get it, get it!
597 00:39:03 Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?
598 00:39:05 King Julien, what are they? What are they?
599 00:39:09 They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future.
600 00:39:14 They've come to kill us.
601 00:39:16 And take our women. And our precious metals.
602 00:39:20 Get up, Mort. Do not be near the king's feet, okay?
603 00:39:25 We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me.
604 00:39:29 Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.
605 00:39:31 There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!
606 00:39:34 - Enough! Enough with the stick. - I think she got it.
607 00:39:37 Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
608 00:39:40 It's okay. It's gone.
609 00:39:42 They are savages.
610 00:39:45 Tonight we die.
611 00:39:46 The feet. I told you... I told you to... I told every...
612 00:39:49 Didn't I tell him about the feet?
613 00:39:52 He did tell you about the feet.
614 00:39:56 - Wait. I have a plan. - Really?
615 00:39:59 I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.
616 00:40:11 Hi there.
617 00:40:13 You let me handle it. Alex handles it. Marty does nothing.
618 00:40:21 Hi there.
619 00:40:27 Oh, jeez. Sorry.
620 00:40:29 - Oh, Alex, what'd you do? - Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay.
621 00:40:34 I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion. Oh, jeez!
622 00:40:41 - Alex! - Oh, you poor little baby.
623 00:40:43 Did that big mean lion scare you?
624 00:40:46 He did? He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he?
625 00:40:51 Come on. Mama'll hold you. Look at you.
626 00:40:53 They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
627 00:40:56 Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee.
628 00:41:01 They're just a bunch of pansies.
629 00:41:04 I don't know.
630 00:41:05 There's something about that one with the crazy hairdo
631 00:41:08 that I find suspicious.
632 00:41:10 Nonsense, Maurice.
633 00:41:12 Come on, everybody. Let's go and meet the pansies!
634 00:41:28 Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julien XIII,
635 00:41:31 self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera. Hooray, everybody.
636 00:41:42 He's got style.
637 00:41:50 What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?
638 00:41:54 I think it's a squirrel.
639 00:41:56 Welcome, giant pansies.
640 00:41:59 Please feel free to bask in my glow.
641 00:42:02 - Definitely a squirrel. - Yep. Squirrel.
642 00:42:04 We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.
643 00:42:09 - The "whossa"? - The foosa.
644 00:42:11 They annoy us by trespassing, interrupting our parties
645 00:42:15 - and ripping our limbs off. - Good.
646 00:42:17 We're just trying to find out where the people are, so...
647 00:42:20 What big teeth you have. Man!
648 00:42:22 Shame on you, Maurice.
649 00:42:24 Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?
650 00:42:27 You must tell me, who the heck are you?
651 00:42:30 I'm Alex. The Alex. And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.
652 00:42:34 And just where are you giants from?
653 00:42:37 We're from New York and...
654 00:42:40 - All hail the New York giants! - New York giants!
655 00:42:47 Is this some sort of inbreeding program?
656 00:42:49 I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are.
657 00:42:52 Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course.
658 00:42:56 Hey, the bozos have the people.
659 00:42:58 Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.
660 00:43:02 They're up there.
661 00:43:08 Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
662 00:43:11 Wow.
663 00:43:14 So do you have any live people?
664 00:43:17 No. Only dead ones.
665 00:43:19 I mean, if we had a lot of live people here,
666 00:43:22 it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
667 00:43:26 - The wild? - Whoa.
668 00:43:28 Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket.
669 00:43:30 You mean, like,
670 00:43:31 the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
671 00:43:36 - Who wipes? - Oy vey.
672 00:43:39 - Oy vey! - Oy vey, everybody!
673 00:43:41 Oy vey!
674 00:43:43 Could you excuse me for a moment?
675 00:43:49 Get me out of here! We got to get out of here!
676 00:43:53 - Help! - What are you doing?
677 00:43:56 I'm swimming back to New York.
678 00:43:58 I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!
679 00:44:01 - You can't swim! - I said my chances are slim!
680 00:44:04 Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see!
681 00:44:11 I can see!
682 00:44:14 Look. There's obviously just been a little mistake.
683 00:44:17 The people didn't dump us here on purpose.
684 00:44:20 As soon as they realize what happened, they'll come looking for us right?
685 00:44:24 Yeah, right.
686 00:44:25 I don't know the words. But we're born free.
687 00:44:30 You know something? I bet they're already on their way.
688 00:44:40 Well, boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
689 00:44:47 Rico.
690 00:44:51 Well, since I'm doomed to die on this forsaken island,
691 00:44:55 I, Melman Mankiewicz,
692 00:44:58 being of sound mind and unsound body,
693 00:45:01 have divided my estate equally among the three of you.
694 00:45:07 Sorry, Alex.
695 00:45:08 Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman. Outdoor plumbing.
696 00:45:13 No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave.
697 00:45:16 You sent Melman to his grave. Are you happy?
698 00:45:19 Come on.
699 00:45:20 This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning.
700 00:45:24 This could be the best that's happened.
701 00:45:26 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
702 00:45:31 This is not the bestthing that's happened to us.
703 00:45:33 You abused the power of the birthday wish
704 00:45:35 and brought bad luck on all of us.
705 00:45:37 Why'd you tell your wish? You're not supposed to.
706 00:45:40 I didn't want to tell you. Remember?
707 00:45:43 - You guys made me tell you. - Oh, okay.
708 00:45:46 Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck.
709 00:45:50 Look around. There's no fences, no schedules.
710 00:45:53 This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born...
711 00:45:55 Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this.
712 00:45:58 This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island.
713 00:46:03 That is the bad side, where you can prance and skip,
714 00:46:05 like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you want.
715 00:46:09 This is the good side for those who love New York,
716 00:46:12 and care about going home.
717 00:46:13 - Come on. - No, no. Back! Back!
718 00:46:16 You know what? This isn't good.
719 00:46:18 Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine.
720 00:46:22 And if you need me, I'll be over here,
721 00:46:25 on the fun side of the island, having a good old time.
722 00:46:29 This is the fun side,
723 00:46:30 where we'll have a great time surviving until we go home.
724 00:46:34 - A yabbadabbado old time! - This side's the best.
725 00:46:36 That side stinks!
726 00:46:38 You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!
727 00:46:41 - Wilma! - Now what do we do?
728 00:46:43 Don't worry I have a plan to get us rescued.
729 00:46:47 Can't wait to see the look on Marty's face when he sees this.
730 00:46:55 Just look at him. He's helpless without us.
731 00:47:08 Shut up, Spalding.
732 00:47:14 I've been standing here for hours, man. How long do I have to pose like this?
733 00:47:21 She is finito.
734 00:47:24 I defy any rescue boat within a million miles
735 00:47:28 to miss this baby.
736 00:47:31 When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty?
737 00:47:35 And be rescued from this awful nightmare!
738 00:47:38 What do you think? Pretfy cool, huh?
739 00:47:41 - How's the liberty fire going, Melman? - Great. Idiot.
740 00:47:45 I heard that.
741 00:47:46 Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's fire?
742 00:47:50 That's wild fire.
743 00:47:52 We're not using wild fire on Lady Liberty.
744 00:47:55 - Now, rub, Melman. - I've been doing...
745 00:47:57 I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I ju... I can't do it!
746 00:48:03 Fire.
747 00:48:06 Fire.
748 00:48:08 Fire! Fire!
749 00:48:14 Oh, my.
750 00:48:15 Fire!
751 00:48:17 Not yet! No, no! No!
752 00:48:19 Fire!
753 00:48:20 Melman, hold still!
754 00:48:23 Jump! Alex, jump!
755 00:48:25 Don't worry, cats always land on their...
756 00:48:28 Face? Man, what kind of cat are you?
757 00:48:40 You maniac!
758 00:48:42 You burned it up! Darn you!
759 00:48:47 Darn you all to heck!
760 00:48:50 Can we go to the fun side now?
761 00:48:53 Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs.
762 00:48:56 Everybody, calm down, let go of his fail.
763 00:48:59 Separate those two, would you, please?
764 00:49:02 You here, you there. Everyone...
765 00:49:04 Calm down, people, okay?
766 00:49:07 Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah.
767 00:49:11 You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go.
768 00:49:15 Now, evertybody.
769 00:49:16 We all have great curiosify about our guests, the New York giants.
770 00:49:21 - Yes, Willie? - I like them.
771 00:49:23 I like them. I liked them first. Befroe I even met them I like them.
772 00:49:28 I liked them right away.
773 00:49:29 You hate them compared to how much I like them.
774 00:49:31 Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!
775 00:49:34 Now, for as long as we can remember.
776 00:49:38 We have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded foosa.
777 00:49:42 The foosa! The foosa are attacking!
778 00:49:49 It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
779 00:49:51 Please. Maurice.
780 00:49:54 Quiet!
781 00:49:56 Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.
782 00:50:02 So my genius plan is this:
783 00:50:05 We will make the New York giants our friends and keep them close.
784 00:50:11 Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, we will be safe?
785 00:50:16 And never have to worrry about the dreaded foosa ever again.
786 00:50:23 I thought of that. I thought of that. Yes. Me. I did.
787 00:50:27 Hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinking now.
788 00:50:30 I mean, does anyone wonder why the foosa
789 00:50:33 were so scared of Mr. Alex?
790 00:50:36 I mean, maybe we should be scared too.
791 00:50:39 What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the foosa?
792 00:50:44 I tell you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.
793 00:50:47 Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
794 00:50:50 Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record.
795 00:50:55 Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies?
796 00:50:58 No? Good. So shut up.
797 00:51:01 When the New York giants wake up,
798 00:51:04 we will make sure that they wake up in paradise.
799 00:51:11 Now, who would like a cookie?
800 00:51:38 Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria are over there having a good time.
801 00:51:43 There's room on the fun side for ome more.
802 00:51:45 No, thanks.
803 00:51:47 Look, I've been thinking. Maybe if you gave this place a chance,
804 00:51:51 I don't know, you might even enjoy yourself.
805 00:51:54 Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.
806 00:51:58 I just want to go home.
807 00:52:01 Could you just give it a chance? Think about it.
808 00:52:06 It really isn't the fun side without you.
809 00:52:25 I know. And then...
810 00:52:29 - It's him. - Who is it?
811 00:52:32 It's the pizza man. Who the heck do you think it is?
812 00:52:35 Yes? Can I help you?
813 00:52:38 Can I come to the fun side?
814 00:52:43 Beg your pardon?
815 00:52:45 You know, I've been kind of a jerk.
816 00:52:49 But I've been thinking about what you said, and I'm sorry.
817 00:53:01 Welcome to Casa del Wild. Take a load off.817
818 00:53:04 Hey, hey, wipe your feet.
819 00:53:11 - Alex! - Mi casa is su casa.
820 00:53:22 Very impressive.
821 00:53:24 Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
822 00:53:29 This is seawater.
823 00:53:31 Oh, you don't swallow it.
824 00:53:33 It's just temporary? till the plumbing's done.
825 00:53:35 Hey, y'all look hungry.
826 00:53:38 How would you like some of nature's goodness?
827 00:53:42 You have food?
828 00:53:44 The Fun Side Special, coming up.
829 00:53:47 Seaweed on a stick.
830 00:53:50 Seaweed?
831 00:53:51 On a stick. Don't love it till you try it.
832 00:54:02 That's unbelievable.
833 00:54:05 - So good. - Well, thanks.
834 00:54:08 It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it?
835 00:54:11 Well, maybe it could use a little lemon.
836 00:54:19 No, it's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this.
837 00:54:23 Oh, but it does.
838 00:54:25 Check this out.
839 00:54:32 Wow. Would you look at that.
840 00:54:36 It's like billions and billions of helicopters.
841 00:54:41 It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick!
842 00:54:44 How about a thick, juicy steak?
843 00:54:46 You know what, Alex?
844 00:54:48 I promise you I'm going to find you a steak tomorrow if it kills me.
845 00:54:53 Thanks, Marty.
846 00:54:54 It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
847 00:54:57 I think I'm going to hit the sack too.
848 00:55:00 Sweet dreams, everyone.
849 00:55:32 Alex.
850 00:55:44 What are you doing?
851 00:55:46 Twenfy-seven, 28,29. Thirty black and only 29 white.
852 00:55:51 Looks like you're black with white stripes after all.
853 00:55:53 Dilemma solved. Good night.
854 00:56:06 You see, Maurice, Mr. Alexwas grooming his friend.
855 00:56:09 He is clearly a tender, loving thing.
856 00:56:13 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex?
857 00:56:16 Look at him. He's so cute and plushy.
858 00:56:19 I don't think he was grooming him.
859 00:56:22 Look more like he was tasting him to me.
860 00:56:25 Suit yourself, no matter. I don't care.
861 00:56:28 Soon we will put my excellent plan to action.
862 00:56:32 All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep.
863 00:56:44 How long is this going to take?
864 00:57:14 Well, this sucks!
865 00:57:17 Wake up, Mr. Alex.
866 00:57:20 Wake up, Mr. Alex.
867 00:57:23 Rise and shining.
868 00:57:25 Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!
869 00:57:28 Wake up! Alex!
870 00:57:31 You suck your thumb?
871 00:57:35 Where are we? What the heck is going on?
872 00:57:38 What do you think? Take it easy.
873 00:57:39 - Who built a forest? - Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.
874 00:57:43 While you were asleep,
875 00:57:44 we simply took you to our little corner of heaven.
876 00:57:48 Welcome to Madagascar.
877 00:57:51 - Mada-who-ah? - What?
878 00:57:53 No, notwhooha. Ascar.
879 00:58:03 Marty. It's...
880 00:58:05 Just like my mural back atthe zoo.
881 00:58:08 Oh, no, fella, that is the real deal right there.
882 00:58:12 Look at that, that's not a bad view.
883 00:58:14 That's the thing that you were always looking at, but it's actually there.
884 00:58:18 - That's the real version of... - How about once around the park?
885 00:58:21 Let's get our blood pumping, lungs breathing this fresh air.
886 00:58:25 Who's with me?
887 00:58:27 Naw. I don't think I could... You're it!
888 00:58:29 Hey! Want to play around?
889 00:58:33 Got you there!
890 00:58:34 Come here!
891 00:58:36 You're it.
892 00:58:37 Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy!
893 00:58:40 Okay, Marty. I'm it. I'm it. You win.
894 00:58:46 Come on, Alex, get in the groove.
895 00:58:49 I haven't eaten in two days.
896 00:58:50 My blood sugar's real low. I just don't have the energy.
897 00:58:53 I don't think that's your problem.
898 00:58:55 First of all, that's not how you run in the wild.
899 00:58:58 Let's go. Put the rubber to the road! You just have to let out that inner lion.
900 00:59:02 - Now, who's the cat? - Marty. I really don't...
901 00:59:06 You are, that's who. Come on! Here we go!
902 00:59:09 That's it. Let's build up some steam! You the cat.
903 00:59:12 - Who's the cat? - You the cat.
904 00:59:13 - Who's the cat? - You the cat.
905 00:59:15 Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
906 00:59:19 Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
907 00:59:25 I'm the cat!
908 00:59:32 Surprise!
909 00:59:41 You're it. You're it! Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.
910 00:59:48 I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky!
911 00:59:54 - Let's go wild! - Now you're talking!
912 01:00:04 Man! I feel different.
913 01:00:07 Noogie, noogie, noogie. Noogie, noogie, noogie!
914 01:00:12 Kind of charged up or something.
915 01:00:14 - Like you said, baby, it's... - Crackalacking.
916 01:00:17 - Ain't that right, Melman? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
917 01:00:24 I'm in heaven.
918 01:00:26 You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend and the foosas are nowhere to be seen.
919 01:00:31 It could be said that my plan is working in a very good working kind of way.
920 01:00:37 Alex. You got to try some of this.
921 01:00:42 I feel good. Feel like a king again.
922 01:00:45 King?
923 01:00:47 You should see his act.
924 01:00:49 Come on, Alex, why don't you show him some of your act?
925 01:00:52 Oh. No, I really don't think I could... Okay.
926 01:00:55 Ladies and gentlemen. Primates of all ages.
927 01:00:58 The wild proudly presents:
928 01:01:01 The king.
929 01:01:03 Alex the lion!
930 01:01:06 E flat, fellas.
931 01:01:17 Yeah! The king is in the house!
932 01:01:20 See, if he is the king, then where is his crown?
933 01:01:22 I've got a crown.
934 01:01:23 Got a very nice one. And it's here on my head.
935 01:01:27 Look at it. Have I got it on?
936 01:01:35 Do the roar, man. Do the roar.
937 01:01:42 Wow. I've never heard that one before.
938 01:01:46 Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on!
939 01:01:49 Break out the wave!
940 01:02:18 Excuse me.
941 01:02:20 You're biting my butt.
942 01:02:24 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
943 01:02:29 - What did you do? - You just bit me!
944 01:02:31 No. I didn't. Did I?
945 01:02:33 - You kind of did. - He just bit me on the butt!
946 01:02:35 What the heck is wrong with you?
947 01:02:39 Why'd you bite me?
948 01:02:40 - Man, it's because you are his dinner. - What?
949 01:02:43 - Excuse me? - That's dumb.
950 01:02:45 Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends?
951 01:02:50 Here, give me a nibble.
952 01:02:52 The party is over, Julien Your brilliant plan has failed.
953 01:02:55 What are you talking about?
954 01:02:57 Your friend here is what we call
955 01:02:59 a deluxe-model hunting and eating machine.
956 01:03:02 And he eats steak, which is you.
957 01:03:06 - Get out of here. - Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it.
958 01:03:10 The plan failed.
959 01:03:12 All is lost! We're all doomed.
960 01:03:15 The foosas will come back and gobble us with their mouths because,
961 01:03:20 we are all steak.
962 01:03:23 I'm steak! Me, me, me!
963 01:03:24 Mr. Alex cannot stay here.
964 01:03:27 He belongs with his own kind on the foosa side of the island.
965 01:03:31 By the power vested in me,
966 01:03:33 by the law ofthe jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah...
967 01:03:37 - Be gone! - What?
968 01:03:38 Come on, do I look like a steak to you?
969 01:03:41 Yeah!
970 01:03:42 See, I told you I don't look like a... Wait. What you say?
971 01:03:45 Oh, yeah!
972 01:03:49 - He's going savage. - Run for your lives.
973 01:03:55 Marty, run!
974 01:04:14 - A bull's eye. Excellent shot, Maurice. - Thank you.
975 01:04:23 Marty?
976 01:04:27 I'm so sorry, Marty.
977 01:04:33 What is wrong with me?
978 01:04:39 Oh, no.
979 01:04:41 What have I done? It's true. I'm a monster.
980 01:04:45 I got to get out of here.
981 01:06:59 What have I done? This is a nightmare.
982 01:07:02 And it's all my fault.
983 01:07:05 Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.
984 01:07:07 Well, what are we going to do?
985 01:07:09 We'll find a way to help him. That's what we'll do.
986 01:07:11 Okay.
987 01:07:13 Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
988 01:07:16 We're tough. We're gritfy. We're adaptable!
989 01:07:19 And we are not going to lay down like a bunch of Melmans.
990 01:07:23 No, we're not.
991 01:07:25 Oh. Gloria.
992 01:07:27 That was not me, okay? That was the boat.
993 01:07:30 - The boat! - The boat?
994 01:07:32 The boat's come back for us! Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.
995 01:07:38 There it is!
996 01:07:39 - Hey, over here! - Over here!
997 01:07:41 Over here! Yo!
998 01:07:43 Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up! Lift me up!
999 01:07:45 Help! Help! Help!
1000 01:07:47 - Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys. - Over here!
1001 01:07:50 - Melman! Steady. This way! - You have no idea how much this hurts.
1002 01:07:54 Hey, boat! We're over here!
1003 01:07:58 Look! It's turning! It's coming back! It's coming back!
1004 01:08:02 Come on! Come on, baby!
1005 01:08:06 Yes! You guys.
1006 01:08:07 You flag down that boat. I'll get Alex.
1007 01:08:09 Whoa! Hold on there.
1008 01:08:12 You cannot go back there by yourself.
1009 01:08:15 Come on. I know Alex.
1010 01:08:17 He hears we're rescued, he'll snap right out of it.
1011 01:08:20 The people are coming. They can help us.
1012 01:08:23 Melman's right. The people will know what to do.
1013 01:08:26 Now, we got to flag down that boat.
1014 01:08:46 Now, this is more like it.
1015 01:08:49 You? Oh, ma... Where are the people?
1016 01:08:53 We killed them and ate their livers.
1017 01:08:57 Got you, didn't I?
1018 01:08:58 Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.
1019 01:09:01 They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
1020 01:09:04 Hey, I know you two.
1021 01:09:07 Where's that psychotic lion and our monochromatic friend?
1022 01:09:11 Marty.? He's righ... Where did he go? He was right behind us.
1023 01:09:16 He went back for Alex. He's going to get himself killed!
1024 01:09:19 Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger.
1025 01:09:22 Looks like we have a job to do.
1026 01:09:24 Captain's log: Embarking into hostile environment.
1027 01:09:27 Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives.
1028 01:09:30 Rico. We'll need special tactical equipment.
1029 01:09:33 We're going to face extreme peril.
1030 01:09:36 Private probably won't survive.
1031 01:09:45 Alex! Come out, Alex!
1032 01:09:48 The boat's here! We can go home!
1033 01:09:57 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1034 01:10:02 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1035 01:10:07 Alex! Alex! Alex!
1036 01:10:10 Alex! Alex! Alex!
1037 01:10:14 Alex!
1038 01:10:17 Alex!
1039 01:10:20 Marty?
1040 01:10:22 Snap out of it, Alex.
1041 01:10:23 The boat came back. We can get out of here.
1042 01:10:26 We can go back to civilization, and everthing will be like it used to be.
1043 01:10:30 Stay back.
1044 01:10:32 Please.
1045 01:10:35 I'm a monster.
1046 01:10:36 Alex, you're no monster. You're my friend.
1047 01:10:40 We're a team. You and me, remember?
1048 01:10:51 I don'twant to hurt you.
1049 01:11:24 Alex.
1050 01:11:27 I ain't leaving without you.
1051 01:11:44 Alex? I'm thinking of a song.
1052 01:11:48 It's a wonderful song. I'm sure you're familiar with it.
1053 01:11:53 # Start spreadin' the news #
1054 01:11:58 # I'm leaving today #
1055 01:12:03 # We are a great big part of it #
1056 01:12:09 Come on, you know the words. Two little words.
1057 01:12:13 Please don't make me sing this by myself.
1058 01:12:16 You really don't want to hear me sing this by myself.
1059 01:12:22 Alex? Could you come out here for a minute?
1060 01:12:26 Hey, Alex, a little help.
1061 01:12:31 Help me!
1062 01:12:33 Alex! Help!
1063 01:12:40 Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!
1064 01:12:44 Help!
1065 01:12:58 - Melman? - That's right, baby.
1066 01:13:01 Run!
1067 01:13:05 - What's the plan? - This is the plan.
1068 01:13:07 - Foosa hungry. - Foosa eat.
1069 01:13:08 This is the plan?
1070 01:13:11 Foosa halt.
1071 01:13:16 Ooh.
1072 01:13:18 Foosa aaahh.
1073 01:13:21 Foosa ooh.
1074 01:13:25 Foosa aaahh.
1075 01:13:28 Come and get it.
1076 01:13:30 Foosa.
1077 01:13:44 - Take that. - Foosa ow!
1078 01:13:46 There's too many of them, Skipper.
1079 01:13:48 It's been a real pleasure serving with you boys.
1080 01:13:57 Alex?
1081 01:14:00 That's my kill.
1082 01:14:02 Mine.
1083 01:14:08 Alex hungry.
1084 01:14:11 Alex eat.
1085 01:14:30 It's showtime.
1086 01:14:33 Thanks for not giving up on me.
1087 01:14:36 Man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
1088 01:14:38 You can't just come sneak up on me.
1089 01:14:40 Just because you're a lion... Let go of me. Let go of me.
1090 01:14:43 We're getting out of here. Guys, just go with me on this.
1091 01:14:46 Like I said, it's showtime.
1092 01:14:50 Mine.
1093 01:14:52 My kill.
1094 01:14:55 They're all mine.
1095 01:14:59 It's the king ofthe beasts! Oh, no!
1096 01:15:01 - Don't eat me! - He's big and scary!
1097 01:15:03 Fear me! Savagery beyond comprehension.
1098 01:15:07 - I am far too young to die! - You're a monster! A monster, I say!
1099 01:15:11 - And, you! - Me?
1100 01:15:18 Oh, you want some of this? You better run for your lives.
1101 01:15:23 - Somebody call a cop! - He's psychotic!
1102 01:15:33 This is myterritory. Understand?
1103 01:15:37 I never, ever want to see you on my turf again.
1104 01:15:48 Boo.
1105 01:15:52 Yeah! You the cat!
1106 01:15:55 Got my boy back!
1107 01:15:58 I did it!
1108 01:15:59 Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever!
1109 01:16:03 I'm the one, baby! Come on. Time to robot.
1110 01:16:07 I am very clever king.
1111 01:16:10 I am super genius.
1112 01:16:11 I am robot king of the monkey things.
1113 01:16:14 - Compute, compute. - So, what's for lunch?
1114 01:16:20 - Close those eyes. - Why do I have to?
1115 01:16:22 - Do it. - They're closed.
1116 01:16:23 - Tighter. - Yes, sir.
1117 01:16:26 - No peeking. - They're closed.
1118 01:16:27 Rico.
1119 01:16:33 Hai.
1120 01:16:36 Open that hatch.
1121 01:16:38 Fire in the hole. Now chew.
1122 01:16:41 Chew like you mean it. Savor it.
1123 01:16:44 - And? - Well?
1124 01:16:46 Pretfy good, right?
1125 01:16:48 There's always Plan B.
1126 01:16:53 This is better than steak.
1127 01:16:54 I love it. I love it!
1128 01:16:56 The kitfy loves the fishy.
1129 01:17:01 Well, I propose a toast.
1130 01:17:04 Now, he may be a pain in the butt at times...
1131 01:17:06 And trust me, I know.
1132 01:17:08 But this cat proved to me without a doubt
1133 01:17:11 that his heart is bigger than his stomach.
1134 01:17:14 - To Alex. - To Alex.
1135 01:17:23 Enough! Stop it!
1136 01:17:26 What do you think? Should we head back to New York?
1137 01:17:29 I don't know. I mean, this is your dream. You sure you want to leave?
1138 01:17:34 I don't care where we are.
1139 01:17:36 As long as we're together, it doesn't matter to me.
1140 01:17:40 Well, in that case...
1141 01:17:41 Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go.
1142 01:17:45 Hai.
1143 01:17:46 But before you leave, I have an announcement to make.
1144 01:17:50 So shut up, everyone, please. Thank you.
1145 01:17:53 After muck deep and porfound brain things inside my head,
1146 01:17:57 I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home.
1147 01:18:03 And to make you feel good.
1148 01:18:04 I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
1149 01:18:07 No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
1150 01:18:10 That's okay, I've got a bigger crown.
1151 01:18:13 It's got a gecko on it.
1152 01:18:14 Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!
1153 01:18:18 - Bye, little fuzz buckets! - Thanks for everything!
1154 01:18:21 - So long! - Bye-bye, now.
1155 01:18:23 - Arrivederci. - Bye-bye.
1156 01:18:24 - Toodle-oo! - See you later, crocodile.
1157 01:18:27 Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me.
1158 01:18:31 Faster, you naughfy little monkey.
1159 01:18:34 By the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter.
1160 01:18:37 So I was just thinking, why rush?
1161 01:18:39 Maybe we could make a few side stops along the way.
1162 01:18:42 - Maybe Paris. - You just read my mind.
1163 01:18:44 - I was thinking Spain. - Run with the bulls.
1164 01:18:47 - What about Fiji? - Canada. Can we?
1165 01:18:50 Cheap meds.
1166 01:18:52 I wouldn't even mind coming back here sometime.
1167 01:18:55 - I could do that. - You could say that again.
1168 01:18:57 - Skipper? - I always wanted to go to Australia.
1169 01:19:00 Don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?
1170 01:19:04 Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.