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1 00:00:16 [♪ Stevie Wonder: "Isn't She Lovely"]
2 00:00:33 [vacuum whirring]
3 00:00:39 ♪ Isn't she lovely ♪
4 00:00:43 ♪ Isn't she wonderful ♪
5 00:00:47 ♪ Isn't she precious ♪
6 00:00:51 ♪ Less than one minute old ♪
7 00:00:56 ♪ I never thought through love we'd be ♪
8 00:01:00 ♪ Making one as lovely as she ♪
9 00:01:04 ♪ But isn't she lovely, made from love ♪
10 00:01:12 ♪ Isn't she pretty ♪
11 00:01:16 - ♪ Truly the angel's best ♪- [sighs]
12 00:01:20 ♪ Boy, I'm so happy ♪
13 00:01:24 ♪ We have been heaven blessed ♪
14 00:01:27 - [timer dinging]- ♪ I can't believe what God has done ♪
15 00:01:32 ♪ Through us, he's given life to on e ♪
16 00:01:36 ♪ But isn't she ♪
17 00:01:37 [song ends]
18 00:01:40 [dog barking in distance]
19 00:01:44 [doorbell rings]
20 00:01:50 Welcome home, cuddle bug.
21 00:01:51 Snug like a bug in a rug.
22 00:01:53 Hi, Daddy, Daddy, fo-faddy,banana-bana, fo-faddy.
23 00:01:55 Who's in the house?
24 00:01:56 Uh, Daddy's in the house.
25 00:01:58 Big Papa's in the house.
26 00:01:59 [both] Big Papa, Big Papa,Big Papa, Big-- whoo!
27 00:02:02 Break it down.
28 00:02:03 [grunting rhythmically]
29 00:02:05 Yeah. Keep it going. Don't stop.
30 00:02:08 - [laughing] Hey, Dad.- Hi.
31 00:02:10 Oh, my gosh.
32 00:02:11 - How's everything? You good?- Yeah. Yeah, good.
33 00:02:13 [Jim] Yeah?
34 00:02:14 [chuckling] Hey.
35 00:02:16 - Hey.- Oh. [short laugh]
36 00:02:19 I didn't know Oliver would be joining us.
37 00:02:21 Yeah.
38 00:02:24 - [Jenni and Oliver squealing]- [Jim yells]
39 00:02:27 Wait, what...?
40 00:02:28 We're getting married.
41 00:02:30 [♪ Stevie Wonder: "Isn't She Lovely"]
42 00:02:33 [slow, distorted] ♪ Isn't she lovely ♪
43 00:02:39 ♪ Isn't she wonderful ♪
44 00:02:45 ♪ Isn't she precious ♪
45 00:02:51 ♪ Less than one minute old ♪
46 00:02:56 [distorted] Are you okay?
47 00:02:58 - ♪ I never thought through love we'd ♪- [distorted] Yeah, I'm fine.
48 00:03:01 - [normal voice] That's a lot of blood.- That's a lot of blood at once.
49 00:03:03 I'm fine. I put a towel on it.
50 00:03:05 It's all wrapped up.
51 00:03:07 So, are you guys sure about this?
52 00:03:09 - What do you mean?- You two are pretty young.
53 00:03:11 Yeah, but you and Mom got marriedright after college.
54 00:03:14 Also, isn't it a little weirdthat you didn't ask my permission?
55 00:03:17 What, Dad?
56 00:03:18 I'm just saying,don't you think it's a little odd
57 00:03:20 that he didn't, like, go for the permish?
58 00:03:22 - The permish?- Yeah.
59 00:03:23 It's just the polite thing to doto just go for the permish.
60 00:03:26 Simple heads-up. "Hey, man. Hey, Jim.
61 00:03:28 I'm marrying your daughter, who you spentyour whole life raising alone."
62 00:03:30 Dad, why are you doing this?!
63 00:03:32 Why are you picking a fighton literally the best day of my life?!
64 00:03:34 I got a question for you:Who the fuck is this motherfucker?!
65 00:03:37 - What?- I don't fucking know that guy.
66 00:03:39 Yes, you do.You've known him for fucking years.
67 00:03:41 [Jim] Yes, technically, I know him,
68 00:03:42 but I don't really know him,like husband know him.
69 00:03:44 Well, now you do.
70 00:03:45 - Where are you gonna live?- Oh, you want to know
71 00:03:48 - I would love to know 'cause I thoughtyou were moving back in here with me!
72 00:03:50 Well, we-we're gonna live here in Atlanta.
73 00:03:54 - You are?- [Jenni] Yeah, we could end up
74 00:03:57 but instead you make it all about you,
75 00:03:59 - like always.- No, no.
76 00:04:00 Sweetie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.It's not about me.
77 00:04:02 It isn't.
78 00:04:03 [sighs] I just want everything for you,that's all.
79 00:04:06 - [crying] I know you do, Daddy.- Oh.
80 00:04:08 I'm so sorry.I should've told Oliver to call you.
81 00:04:11 [Jim] No, this is your decision, okay?
82 00:04:15 Congratulations. Welcome to the family.
83 00:04:16 [Jenni and Jim laugh]
84 00:04:18 Are you sure your hand's okay?
85 00:04:19 - There's, like, blood everywhere.- Yeah, look, it's totally fine.
86 00:04:20 - Yeah.- Come, b-bring it in.
87 00:04:22 [Jim chuckles]
88 00:04:23 Oliver.
89 00:04:25 All right, well...
90 00:04:26 Let's dive right in.I can't wait to plan this.
91 00:04:29 No need. I'm gonna ask Heather to plan it.
92 00:04:30 Heather? She... Isn't she the onewho parties all the time?
93 00:04:33 Yeah, which is why she's perfect.
94 00:04:35 She planned Crunk Fest for our sorority.
95 00:04:37 Yeah, Crunk Fest was lit.
96 00:04:38 Yes, that's right.You did say Crunk Fest was lit.
97 00:04:40 Oh, yeah.
98 00:04:41 Any-any thoughts of whereyou might want to get married?
99 00:04:43 I thought we'd get marriedwhere you and Mom got married.
100 00:04:46 [phone ringing]
101 00:04:48 Palmetto House. Scarlett speaking.
102 00:04:51 [Jim] Hi, Scarlett.
103 00:04:52 My name is Jim Caldwell.I don't know if you remember me.
104 00:04:54 I got married at your inn many years ago.
105 00:04:57 Oh, yes, Jim, I remember your wedding.
106 00:04:59 Oh, great.
107 00:05:00 Well, now my daughter Jenniwould love to get married
108 00:05:03 at the Palmetto as well, uh, next summer.
109 00:05:05 Oh, that's wonderful.
110 00:05:07 Now, May is fully booked,
111 00:05:09 and as you know, given the size
112 00:05:11 of the island, we can only bookone wedding per weekend.
113 00:05:16 Okay, uh, how about June 1st?
114 00:05:18 June 1st? June 1st it is.
115 00:05:21 Yes. Uh, we'll book the entire place.
116 00:05:23 Let me get you a credit card.
117 00:05:24 I'll take care of that later, Jim.
118 00:05:25 You're a friend of the family.
119 00:05:28 - Oh.- See you June 1st.
120 00:05:29 That sounds great.
121 00:05:31 Just need to find a pen that works.
122 00:05:33 I'm sorry?
123 00:05:34 - [dial tone drones]- Wha... Hello?
124 00:05:36 Jenni Caldwell, June 1st.
125 00:05:41 [whimpers] Mercy.
126 00:05:44 [thuds]
127 00:05:46 Your wedding has been booked.
128 00:05:48 Who's in the house?
129 00:05:49 Big Daddy's in the house.
130 00:05:50 - Who's in the house?- Big Daddy's in the house.
131 00:05:52 And Oliver's in the house.
132 00:05:55 Yes, Oliver is.Oliver's in the house, too.
133 00:05:57 Yeah, we're all in the house.
134 00:05:59 - [Jenni] Palmetto House, my gosh.- And now that you've done your research,
135 00:06:01 it's time to answer the questionwe've all been waiting to ask:
136 00:06:04 Is it dead?
137 00:06:06 [dramatic music playing]
138 00:06:08 [explosion]
139 00:06:10 From afar,
140 00:06:11 -the raccoon is indeed dead.- [echoes] Dead.
141 00:06:14 I would like to useone of my approach points.
142 00:06:19 - [raccoon snarls]- [Taylor screaming]
143 00:06:21 I'm sorry, the raccoon wasin fact not dead.
144 00:06:25 [announcer] Up next,from Black Sheep Productions.
145 00:06:27 - This is... Masquerade!- ♪ Masquerade ♪
146 00:06:31 ♪ I feel like an animal,the way you got me tonight ♪
147 00:06:33 - [music continues over monitor]- ♪ Yeah, I'm an animal...
148 00:06:35 Yeah, tell them I'll be therein three minutes. Okay.
149 00:06:37 - Margot. Margot.- Yeah.
150 00:06:39 Sandra from the network called.
151 00:06:40 - In an upcoming episodeof Dirty Thirties...
152 00:06:42 ...they're feeling like Melodyis a bit of a... bit of a-a "B."
153 00:06:46 - A what?- Like a b-- uh, uh...
154 00:06:48 B-B, uh...
155 00:06:50 - Are you trying to say the word "bitch"?- Oh, my gosh.
156 00:06:52 I would never, I support women, but yes.
157 00:06:54 Of course she's a bitch.
158 00:06:55 Reality television was builtas a platform for bitchy women.
159 00:06:58 These network executives arestarting to sound like my mother.
160 00:07:01 - Just tell them to fuck off.- Okay.
161 00:07:03 - But in a nice way.- Yeah.
162 00:07:04 Like how I would say it.
163 00:07:05 "Fuck off, y'all."
164 00:07:07 - Not the same words.- Uh, "We're-we're not seeing eye to eye."
165 00:07:09 - Better. Mm.- "Respectfully."
166 00:07:10 - Uh, remember, Peyton's gonna be herefor his pitch any minute now.
167 00:07:13 [elevator bell dings]
168 00:07:14 Neve? Dixon?
169 00:07:16 [gasps] Hi!
170 00:07:18 Wait, I didn't realizeyou were coming so soon.
171 00:07:19 - We made super good time.- Oh, I'm so excited to see you.
172 00:07:21 - Hello.- Welcome to L.A.
173 00:07:23 Oh, my God, it's Peyton Manning.
174 00:07:24 - Hey.- [Margot] Oh, hi.
175 00:07:25 - Margot Buckley.- Hey. Peyton.
176 00:07:27 I've been so excited to pitch you this.
177 00:07:28 You know, um... [gasps]
178 00:07:32 Are you engaged?
179 00:07:34 - Yeah. [laughs]- Oh, my God, you're engaged!
180 00:07:35 My baby sister's engaged.
181 00:07:37 - I'm engaged.- Oh, my God. Okay.
182 00:07:38 Let me see, let me see.
183 00:07:40 You did so good.
184 00:07:41 - You're gonna be my brother-in-law.- [Dixon chuckles]
185 00:07:43 Oh, my God. Oh.
186 00:07:44 Okay, how did you do it? What did you say?Did you get down on one knee?
187 00:07:47 Uh, Peyton Manning'sjust kind of waiting right there.
188 00:07:49 Oh, yeah, but Peyton Manning can wait.
189 00:07:51 Oh, yeah, you know,took her to Ruth's Chris
190 00:07:54 and just kind of said,"Do you want to get married?"
191 00:07:57 And then I was like, "Yes!"
192 00:08:02 [Neve laughs]
193 00:08:03 [Margot] Okay, this is Neve and Iat Palmetto Island.
194 00:08:06 - The most beautiful place on Earth.- Which our mama hates.
195 00:08:09 Oh, she hates it.
196 00:08:10 And this is us in our Esprit T-shirts.We were obsessed.
197 00:08:13 - We never took them off.- Never.
198 00:08:15 [Dixon] Why are all these photosjust you and Neve?
199 00:08:17 Don't y'all have like two other siblingsand also, you know, parents?
200 00:08:21 Oh, yeah, I don't like them,and they don't like me.
201 00:08:23 Oh, I thought that was just like a,like a cute thing you said.
202 00:08:26 - No, it's not.- No.
203 00:08:28 [Dixon] That's too bad. All right.
204 00:08:29 If I may, where's the commode?
205 00:08:31 Oh, it's at the end of the hall,on the left.
206 00:08:33 Cool.
207 00:08:35 Let me tell you something.
208 00:08:36 If you get married and abandon me,I'm gonna...
209 00:08:39 Babe, what's wrong?
210 00:08:41 Mom's just made this whole thingsuch a nightmare.
211 00:08:43 Dixon's the sweetest man on planet Earth,but Mom doesn't approve.
212 00:08:47 Oh, my God. I cannot believe that woman.
213 00:08:49 That makes my blood boil.
214 00:08:51 - He is a fantastic guy.- [camera clicks]
215 00:08:53 I don't know, I think it's his occupation.
216 00:08:56 - [Margot] Well...- [camera clicking rapidly]
217 00:08:59 Exotic dancing is a very solid job.
218 00:09:03 It's not just that. She's just like...You know how she is, Margot.
219 00:09:06 She's obsessed with me doing itat the club like Gwynny and Colton.
220 00:09:09 And, "Neve, do it exactly how Gwynny did."
221 00:09:11 Why don't you just tell herto back the "F" off?
222 00:09:13 Margot, I can't. I'm not like you, okay?
223 00:09:15 I'm the family peacemaker.
224 00:09:17 Okay.
225 00:09:19 Look... [inhales]
226 00:09:21 I'm gonna plan your wedding.
227 00:09:23 I can't ask you to do that.
228 00:09:24 You're not asking me. I'm telling you.
229 00:09:26 You're my baby sister.
230 00:09:28 What did we say at Nana's?
231 00:09:29 Always in your corner forever.
232 00:09:32 Do you even know how to plan a wedding?
233 00:09:34 I planned 17 seasons of Altar Wars,
234 00:09:36 - so I've got to have some sort of clue.- [laughs]
235 00:09:38 First things first, we need a venue.
236 00:09:40 You know where I want to have it.
237 00:09:41 Palmetto?
238 00:09:43 - What if Mom hates it?- Who cares if she fucking hates it,
239 00:09:45 Nana would've loved it.
240 00:09:47 - [exhales] Okay.- And maybe Mom doesn't have to come.
241 00:09:49 I'm just saying.
242 00:09:51 Try it on, like a little tiny coat.
243 00:09:53 What if our familydoesn't come to your wedding?
244 00:09:56 Margot, our family has to come.
245 00:09:58 [phone ringing]
246 00:10:01 The Palmetto House. Leslie speaking.
247 00:10:03 Oh, yes, hello.I would like to book a wedding
248 00:10:05 for this summer for Neve Buckley.
249 00:10:07 Uh, this is her sister, Margot Buckley.
250 00:10:09 Our grandmother used to liveon the island.
251 00:10:10 Of course.
252 00:10:11 Rosemary Buckley.
253 00:10:13 Oh, we loved her very much.
254 00:10:15 - Aw, thank you for saying that.- Well, now,
255 00:10:17 as you know, given the size of the island,we can only host one wedding per weekend.
256 00:10:21 Um...
257 00:10:22 how about June 1st?
258 00:10:24 [Leslie] June 1st.
259 00:10:25 That is available.
260 00:10:27 Oh, let me write it down right now.
261 00:10:28 [squeals quietly]
262 00:10:30 The wedding of Neve Buckley.
263 00:10:33 Excellent.
264 00:10:34 Uh, let me getyour credit card information.
265 00:10:36 [♪ A Little Night Music:"Overture and Night Waltz"]
266 00:10:39 [opera singers vocalizing]
267 00:10:55 ♪ ♪
268 00:11:07 - ♪ Remember ♪- ♪ Remember ♪
269 00:11:11 - ♪ Remember ♪- ♪ Remember ♪
270 00:11:13 [opera singers continue vocalizingto rousing music]
271 00:11:31 [lighthearted music playing]
272 00:11:58 Honey, do we know her?
273 00:12:02 Oliver's got a huge family.
274 00:12:05 - She's probably one of his cousins.- Ah.
275 00:12:18 - Would you like a hand? There we go.- Oh, my goodness, thank you.
276 00:12:20 Yeah, a little precarious there.
277 00:12:22 - Listen...- I was gonna ask you.
278 00:12:24 Yeah, I was gonna ask you the same.
279 00:12:26 - Oliver, hey.- Mwah.
280 00:12:28 I can't believe we're getting married.
281 00:12:29 - I really can't believe it.- Hey, man.
282 00:12:30 - Hey.- Good to see ya.
283 00:12:32 How's it going? How's it going?You, too. Come on.
284 00:12:33 - Margot Buckley. Yeah.- [Captain Barry] Got it.
285 00:12:36 Oh, good, you get to wear shorts.That's great.
286 00:12:39 And here I am in three layers.
287 00:12:41 [bridesmaids squealing happily]
288 00:12:43 I'm your fucking wedding planner,and you're fucking getting married, bitch.
289 00:12:47 I'm fucking getting married, bitch!
290 00:12:49 - Surprise, bitch!- [bridesmaids squeal]
291 00:12:50 Whoa.
292 00:12:52 ♪ My bitch is getting married ♪
293 00:12:54 This bitch is getting married.
294 00:12:55 ♪ I said, my bitch is getting married ♪
295 00:12:58 ♪ My lovely daughter's getting married ♪
296 00:13:01 [bridesmaids] Bitch is hitched!
297 00:13:03 - No.- [all] This bitch is hitched!
298 00:13:04 - No!- Guys.
299 00:13:07 - She's not a bitch.- [Oliver] Sorry.
300 00:13:08 This is so real.
301 00:13:10 - [shouting happily]- Whoa.
302 00:13:12 - [bridesmaids] Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!- Oh, guys, hi.
303 00:13:14 You have no ideahow excited I am to see you.
304 00:13:16 - Okay, how's it going?- Well, you know,
305 00:13:18 - when they're all together, you know.- Mm-hmm.
306 00:13:20 Like, it sounds like they hate each other,but they just keep smiling
307 00:13:22 - while they're sayingall this real mean stuff.
308 00:13:24 - Yeah, that's 100%how we do it in our family.
309 00:13:27 So I'm gonna fill you in a little bit.
310 00:13:30 - Mama's judging the shitout of everything.
311 00:13:31 [Neve] Gwynny's complainingabout her problems.
312 00:13:33 She thinks they're problemsbut actually aren't problems.
313 00:13:35 And Colton's already called Rebecca"the wife" at least three times.
314 00:13:38 Wait, what is Pastor Jerry doing here?Pastor Luther is marrying y'all.
315 00:13:41 - He's coming on Saturday.- It's fine.
316 00:13:43 I think Mom invited Pastor Jerry.It's no big deal.
317 00:13:44 He hit on you duringour premarital counseling session.
318 00:13:48 - Ugh.- He's a handsy Colonel Sanders,
319 00:13:49 - and I'm also pregnant, by the way.- What?
320 00:13:52 Oh, my God, congratulations!
321 00:13:54 [hushed] Thank you.I don't want anyone to know.
322 00:13:56 - I cannot be having a premarital babyin my stomach...
323 00:13:58 - ...if you know what I mean.- Yes, yes, yes.
324 00:14:00 But you're gonna be the cutest mom ever.
325 00:14:01 - [Neve laughs]- And I'm having a really hard time
326 00:14:03 because I'm very, very excitedfor both of y'all.
327 00:14:05 Yeah, I-I think we should just tell 'em.You know, I think they'd be happy.
328 00:14:09 [both laughing]
329 00:14:11 - No. No.- No. No, sweetie.
330 00:14:13 - Hey.- Hey.
331 00:14:15 [Margot] Hi, Mama.
332 00:14:16 Well, aren't we looking Hollywood?
333 00:14:18 Oh, I'm... wearing a blazerand some shorts.
334 00:14:20 - Yeah. [chuckles]- But, yeah, th-thank you.
335 00:14:23 And what an interesting choiceto get married here on Palmetto Island.
336 00:14:28 Yeah. Neve and I lovedour summers here with Nana.
337 00:14:30 You two girls and my mother,
338 00:14:32 - just thick as thieves.- That's right.
339 00:14:35 Probably 'cause she gave youall that candy.
340 00:14:37 Or the unconditional loveand support we needed.
341 00:14:39 But you know what? It's not important.How are you, Gwynny?
342 00:14:41 I'm okay. I mean, you knowI've been through a lot lately.
343 00:14:44 I-I got a lot going on at the house.
344 00:14:46 You know, I wanted a new birdbath,and they brought this birdbath,
345 00:14:48 and then they put a big border around it,looks like a grave.
346 00:14:50 - [Neve gasps] Wow.- Looks like somebody's buried out there.
347 00:14:53 And I've had to get off of sugar...for this wedding.
348 00:14:55 I've been on a cleanse for three days.
349 00:14:57 I'm weak as water.
350 00:14:59 I can't even make a fist.
351 00:15:02 It'll be fine. I'll be okay.I'll push through for you.
352 00:15:05 [Neve] Thank you, Gwynny.
353 00:15:06 Well, you remember Pastor Jerry.
354 00:15:08 [Neve chuckles]
355 00:15:10 The wife was so happy to see you,Pastor Jerry.
356 00:15:12 Well, I'm blessed to see all of you.
357 00:15:15 And you, too, Margot.
358 00:15:18 - Aw.- Thank you, I feel very blessed
359 00:15:20 Please don't touch me. Thanks.
360 00:15:22 Wait, is that your kid in the tree?
361 00:15:24 Yeah. Yeah, Dawson Scott. There he is.
362 00:15:27 Hi, Aunt Margot.
363 00:15:29 [Colton] Do kidsnot climb trees in California?
364 00:15:30 Probably... probably too busy smoking 'em.
365 00:15:33 [laughter]
366 00:15:34 [inhaling]
367 00:15:36 Are you smoking?
368 00:15:39 No.
369 00:15:40 [quietly] Right.
370 00:15:42 [excited chattering nearby]
371 00:15:43 [chanting] Shot! Shot!Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
372 00:15:46 Okay, well, I'm gonna go check us in.
373 00:15:48 - I'm gonna go get us checked in.- Okay.
374 00:15:50 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
375 00:15:53 [opera singers vocalizingto rousing music]
376 00:16:10 - Oh. After you.- [music stops]
377 00:16:12 No, please. You go first.
378 00:16:15 Hi there.I'm checking into the bridal suite.
379 00:16:19 My name is Margot Buckley.
380 00:16:20 My sister is Neve Buckley,and she's getting married this weekend.
381 00:16:22 Oh, oh, h-hold on, hold on.I-I think there might be a little mistake.
382 00:16:26 Uh, 'cause my daughter is getting married.
383 00:16:27 Jenni Caldwell.
384 00:16:29 Uh, i-it's booked.We-we booked the weekend.
385 00:16:30 Well, now, I only have Neve Buckleywritten down here.
386 00:16:34 No, that's not possible.That's literally impossible.
387 00:16:36 I'm looking at the book.
388 00:16:38 - Okay, well, look at the book again.- [Margot] Yeah.
389 00:16:39 I spoke to your mother Scarlett.She booked it.
390 00:16:41 In fact, bring her out.
391 00:16:42 Scarlett! Get out here!
392 00:16:44 Scarlett, it's Jim!
393 00:16:45 Oh, she passed last summer.
394 00:16:47 [Margot] Oh.
395 00:16:49 - That's terrible. I'm sorry.- Sorry for your loss.
396 00:16:50 Thank you. Uh, she meantso much to this place...
397 00:16:53 That being said. [chuckles]
398 00:16:55 I, uh, I spoke with her last summer.
399 00:16:57 Oh, when?
400 00:16:58 Uh, June 15th.
401 00:17:00 That is the day that she died.
402 00:17:03 Here, give me the book.
403 00:17:04 What are you doing?
404 00:17:06 What are...Are you letting him touch the book?
405 00:17:08 He can't do that to the book.
406 00:17:10 What is...
407 00:17:12 [suspenseful music playing]
408 00:17:18 [gasps]
409 00:17:20 [Jim] Look right there.
410 00:17:21 "Jenni Caldwell, wed..."
411 00:17:23 It's the last thingyour dead mother wrote.
412 00:17:26 What is this David Copperfield shit?
413 00:17:29 Oh, no.
414 00:17:31 We've double-booked your weddings.
415 00:17:33 - What?- What?
416 00:17:35 Uh, I'm sure we can figure this out.
417 00:17:36 There's no way to figure it out.
418 00:17:37 We're on a tiny island.There's nowhere else to stay.
419 00:17:39 And there's nowhere to get marriedexcept the dock.
420 00:17:41 There's nowhere else to have the receptionor the rehearsal dinner but the farmhouse.
421 00:17:44 And you only have one bridal suite.
422 00:17:45 I understand that this is very stressful.
423 00:17:47 Uh, I've got a lot of stuff going on, too.
424 00:17:50 - I don't give a shit.- Yeah, I don't have the bandwidth
425 00:17:52 for anything but this"double-booked" situation.
426 00:17:54 What, you double-booked?
427 00:17:55 What do you mean you double-booked?
428 00:17:57 We booked your wedding and hisdaughter's wedding on the same weekend.
429 00:18:01 Oh, Jesus.
430 00:18:03 Well, of course this would happen here.
431 00:18:05 It's Nana's ghost haunting us. [laughing]
432 00:18:08 Well, I've got the situationunder control.
433 00:18:10 Doesn't seem like it.
434 00:18:12 Okay, well, why don't you guys go getone of the specialty welcome cocktails,
435 00:18:14 and I'll just iron out this little snafu.
436 00:18:16 - Margot's so good at this stuff,so I'm sure she'll have it all fixed up.
437 00:18:19 [mouthing]
438 00:18:24 Wait a second.Whose credit card's on file?
439 00:18:26 Wait, wh-what does thathave to do with anything?
440 00:18:28 We only have yours, ma'am.
441 00:18:30 - Yes, of course.- O-Okay.
442 00:18:31 But Scarlett said she didn't needto see my credit card
443 00:18:33 'cause I'm a friend of the family.
444 00:18:34 And then my daughter's wedding planner,who is a drunk child,
445 00:18:37 took over the planning.
446 00:18:38 Shh. Whose credit carddo you have on file?
447 00:18:40 - Let me finish explaining.- Yours.
448 00:18:42 - So the place is legally...- Yours.
449 00:18:44 So, whose credit card's on file?
450 00:18:45 You know damn wellwhose credit card he has on file.
451 00:18:47 Stop saying "credit card."
452 00:18:48 Credit card, credit card, credit card.
453 00:18:49 Let's just all calm down.
454 00:18:50 - Oh, I'm clam.- Oh, I'm super calm.
455 00:18:52 - [scoffs] You don't seem calm.- I'm dead calm.
456 00:18:54 - Oh, really?- Yeah.
457 00:18:55 But let's get something straight:
458 00:18:56 My sweet little pumpkin'sgonna have her special day,
459 00:18:58 and no one's getting in the way of that.
460 00:19:00 Not you, not some dead ladywho can't keep her shit together.
461 00:19:03 No one. And come Saturday,
462 00:19:04 if I look out on that dockand that bride's not my baby girl,
463 00:19:07 that bride's going in the fucking lake!
464 00:19:09 Okay?
465 00:19:11 Splish-splash, bitch taking a bath.
466 00:19:13 Okay, you listen to me.
467 00:19:15 My sister is a literal angelwho walks on this Earth.
468 00:19:18 - Oh.- And I'm gonna watch that dock
469 00:19:19 night and day and make sureshe gets married there.
470 00:19:23 - And if you try to fuck with me...- Mm-hmm.
471 00:19:24 - ...I'm gonna bust your face.- Mm.
472 00:19:27 Because I've been doing Pilatesfor over 20 years now,
473 00:19:29 - and my core is a solid-ass rock.- Oh, really?
474 00:19:32 Doesn't look like a rock.
475 00:19:33 Try me. You're gonna breakyour fucking hand,
476 00:19:35 and I'm gonna kick your ass,and it's gonna be embarrassing.
477 00:19:37 - [Jim scoffs]- 'Cause you're big and I'm little.
478 00:19:38 Okay, you're gonna love it in the lake.
479 00:19:39 You're gonna become a local legendlike the Loch Ness Monster.
480 00:19:42 [stomping foot]
481 00:19:45 [stomps]
482 00:19:47 [Jim sighs]
483 00:19:48 When you end up in the lake,it's gonna wash off your terrible dye job.
484 00:19:51 [scoffs] I don't dye my hair.
485 00:19:54 Nice try.
486 00:19:55 I don't.
487 00:19:56 I know.
488 00:19:58 Listen to me. I have legally,officially booked this place,
489 00:20:01 so you and your daughterand all of her friends can go take a walk.
490 00:20:04 Now, key me.
491 00:20:06 Welcome to the Palmetto House.
492 00:20:08 Thank you. You've been a delight.
493 00:20:10 You said you handled it!
494 00:20:11 Why didn't you just give themyour credit card?!
495 00:20:13 Well, you said it was reserved!I didn't know I had to double-check!
496 00:20:16 So, you never even called this place?
497 00:20:18 I have social anxiety,so I just sent emails.
498 00:20:21 You get anxiety from dialing a phone?
499 00:20:23 I can do anythingthat doesn't require a phone call!
500 00:20:26 Where's all the moneywe Venmo'd you for this place?
501 00:20:28 I have it with me on my phone!
502 00:20:31 I'm sorry! What else do you want?!
503 00:20:34 I don't know,aren't you the wedding planner?
504 00:20:35 [bridesmaids gasping]
505 00:20:36 - Yeah, and she just apologized.- [Jim] I'm sorry, I'm just...
506 00:20:38 That sister of the bride,she got me... really riled up.
507 00:20:42 That lady, I mean, she got under my skin.
508 00:20:44 Don't call her "lady."
509 00:20:45 Why not? She is a lady.
510 00:20:47 Yeah, but men only use the term "lady"when they're mad at a woman.
511 00:20:49 It's super sexist.
512 00:20:50 - Mm-hmm.- You're a sexist.
513 00:20:51 What? No.
514 00:20:52 L-Lady's an honorific.
515 00:20:54 Not when you're like,"that lady" with a sexist tone.
516 00:20:56 [Jim] Okay, well, that woman
517 00:20:58 is a real skanky bitch.
518 00:21:00 - [exclaiming]- Oh, my God!
519 00:21:01 - Oh, yeah!- Dad, cut it with the "lady" shit!
520 00:21:03 Okay? Why can't you just drop it?
521 00:21:05 Sounds like you don't want me around.Is that right?
522 00:21:07 - No, not really.- Guess what, I'm out of here.
523 00:21:08 - 'Kay, bye.- See ya, bye.
524 00:21:09 - See ya, bye!- Bye!
525 00:21:12 Can you believe that?
526 00:21:14 He, like, is totally inappropriate,and then he just, like,
527 00:21:16 comes back and he apologizesand expects me to just, like, dissolve...
528 00:21:20 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
529 00:21:21 - I love you so much.- [crying] I'm sorry.
530 00:21:22 I love you, too.
531 00:21:24 It's just that I want your weddingto be perfect,
532 00:21:25 - and it's freaking me out.- I'm freaking out, too,
533 00:21:27 and you freaking outdoesn't help me not freak out,
534 00:21:29 and do you get that?
535 00:21:31 - I hear your truth.- And I hear your truth.
536 00:21:35 This has been an emotional roller coaster.
537 00:21:37 - [♪ Leon Bridges: "Coming Home"]- ♪ Baby, baby, baby...
538 00:21:40 - I feel terrible.- Don't feel terrible.
539 00:21:42 - [Neve] I feel guilty.- [Margot] Don't feel guilty.
540 00:21:44 - Are we bad people for kicking them out?- We are not kicking them out.
541 00:21:46 - Well, we kind of are.- They didn't make a proper reservation.
542 00:21:49 I mean, we are kind ofkicking them out, though.
543 00:21:51 I have done three separate site visits.
544 00:21:52 And meanwhile,their wedding planner hasn't done one.
545 00:21:54 - She hasn't been here once.- Okay, that's true.
546 00:21:56 Listen, you're gonna havethe greatest weekend of your lives.
547 00:21:58 I want you to focus on that.
548 00:21:59 I'm gonna get another drink.
549 00:22:03 Am I a shitty person?
550 00:22:04 No, you're not a shitty person.
551 00:22:06 We're just doing a shitty thing.
552 00:22:11 Oh, no, you can, uh,just put it on my tab.
553 00:22:13 You don't have to do that.
554 00:22:15 Accept it as an apology...
555 00:22:17 for calling you the Loch Ness Monster.
556 00:22:19 [sighs] Well, thank you.
557 00:22:21 And-and you know what?
558 00:22:22 I want to apologize for suggestingthat you dye your hair.
559 00:22:26 Because clearly you don't.
560 00:22:31 So, where are you guys gonna go?
561 00:22:33 There's a Wet 'N Wild Water Park,uh, and a...
562 00:22:37 a Super 8 nearby,about 200 miles from here,
563 00:22:39 that'll accommodate most of us.
564 00:22:42 - Uh-huh.- So...
565 00:22:43 We're hoping that will all work out.
566 00:22:46 - Hmm.- Uh, I also baked
567 00:22:48 You baked it?
568 00:22:50 I don't know how I'm gonna get itout there, but we'll make do.
569 00:22:53 That'll be part of the fun,part of the adventure.
570 00:22:54 Hmm.
571 00:22:56 So, why the Palmetto?
572 00:22:57 My grandmother used to havea house on the island,
573 00:22:59 and my sister and I would comeevery summer to visit her.
574 00:23:02 So we have all these great memories here.How about you?
575 00:23:04 My wife and I got married here.
576 00:23:06 Oh. Well, that's...
577 00:23:08 Which one is she?I'll make sure and avoid her,
578 00:23:10 'cause I'm sure she's lovely,and then I'm gonna feel guilty.
579 00:23:12 - Oh, sh-she's not here.- Where is she?
580 00:23:14 [singsongy] She's dead.
581 00:23:18 That's a weird way to say that.
582 00:23:19 She's dead.
583 00:23:20 [sighs] He married his dead wife here.
584 00:23:22 [gasps] Oh.
585 00:23:24 And he's so into his daughter thathe baked her fucking wedding cake.
586 00:23:27 - No. No, no, no, no, no.- [Dixon sighs]
587 00:23:29 I think you're right.I think we're gonna have to let them stay.
588 00:23:32 Okay.
589 00:23:33 [Margot] Excuse me.
590 00:23:35 Yes?
591 00:23:36 If you're willing to be reasonableand accommodating,
592 00:23:38 we're willing to split the venue.
593 00:23:40 Oh, my God, that's incredible.
594 00:23:42 Uh, I'm so sorry.I don't know if that would be possible.
595 00:23:44 My inn is not large enoughto accommodate everyone here.
596 00:23:47 Whatever we say in front of you, Leslie,will be our legal negotiated agreement.
597 00:23:49 Negotiation on, Leslie.You're our legal mediator.
598 00:23:52 I don't even know what that is.
599 00:23:53 - Start writing. Yeah.- Figure it out.
600 00:23:55 Rehearsal dinner. You take outside,and we'll take the farmhouse.
601 00:23:57 - Ceremony? We need the dock.- Oh, we're gonna need the dock.
602 00:23:59 Well, okay,we're willing to split the dock.
603 00:24:01 It-it's too tiny and narrow.I don't think we can split it.
604 00:24:03 - He's correct about that.- Maybe we could split it by time.
605 00:24:05 - Yes, we'll take the first half of sunset.- And we'll take the second half.
606 00:24:08 Is timing the sunset even a thing?
607 00:24:10 - I think that's gonna work out.- Okay, what about the reception?
608 00:24:12 Flip it. You take the farmhouse.
609 00:24:14 - And you go outside.- Yeah, perfect.
610 00:24:15 Uh, uh, Caldwell reception...
611 00:24:17 Okay, that's gonna give me timeto get a tent.
612 00:24:19 Oh, the thing is,we don't allow tents on the lawn.
613 00:24:21 - Yeah, she's gonna need a tent.- I'm gonna need a tent.
614 00:24:23 Actually, I don't thinkthat will be possible...
615 00:24:25 - Just get the woman a fucking tent!- [Margot] Bend the rules, Leslie.
616 00:24:26 Guess we're getting a tent.
617 00:24:28 - This is a fire hazard.- Do we have a deal?
618 00:24:29 - I think we do.- I think we do.
619 00:24:30 - Great.- Great.
620 00:24:31 Jenni, looks like you're gettingmarried here after all.
621 00:24:34 - We are?- [Jim] Yes.
622 00:24:36 - [Jenni] Oh, my God!- [bridesmaids screaming happily]
623 00:24:40 - Jim Caldwell. Hi. How are you?- Hi.
624 00:24:41 - I'm Margot.- Jenni.
625 00:24:42 [quiet chatter nearby]
626 00:24:47 [laughter]
627 00:24:49 Yeah, you loved it.
628 00:24:50 I loved it.
629 00:24:52 [chatter continues indistinctly]
630 00:24:55 Well, how do, Margot?
631 00:24:57 Mama.
632 00:24:58 Good night, Grandma.
633 00:24:59 Good night, Aunt Margot.
634 00:25:00 Oh, good night, buddy.
635 00:25:04 [clears throat]
636 00:25:05 You don't know his name.
637 00:25:07 - Yes, I do.- What is it?
638 00:25:08 - Theodore.- It's Tucker Lee.
639 00:25:09 Tucker Lee. I knew that.
640 00:25:11 They're family, Margot.
641 00:25:13 You know, you don't even put mein the family Christmas card.
642 00:25:15 I'm fine with it. It's just,you're being a little hypocritical.
643 00:25:17 That's because you don't visitat Thanksgiving, which is when
644 00:25:21 - we take the family Christmas photo.- I can't-- my work.
645 00:25:24 It's fine. Let's not do thisright now, okay?
646 00:25:27 Let's focus on Neve.
647 00:25:28 [whispering] What do you thinkof this Dixon?
648 00:25:31 [whispering] Well, I thinkhe's a great person.
649 00:25:33 And I think he's gonna bea wonderful husband and a great father.
650 00:25:36 When they decide to have kids one day.
651 00:25:39 Well, I have concerns.
652 00:25:40 Mom, Nevey is very happy.That should be all that concerns you.
653 00:25:44 Well, you only live for yourself--you know, you're childless--
654 00:25:47 and I don't thinkyou understand how important
655 00:25:50 a partner with a steady paycheck is.
656 00:25:53 You just crammed so many insultsinto so few words.
657 00:25:56 That was like an insult haiku.
658 00:25:58 Mom, not everybody wants to livein the Atlanta suburbs
659 00:26:01 and go to the club every day.
660 00:26:03 Well, I can't right now.
661 00:26:06 Are you joining us?
662 00:26:08 - [indistinct chatter]- [Neve laughing]
663 00:26:10 I think I'm fine.
664 00:26:11 Y'all have a good night.
665 00:26:15 [pensive music playing]
666 00:26:18 So, our daughter'sgetting married this weekend.
667 00:26:23 I wish you were here.
668 00:26:26 I think you'd be proud.
669 00:26:30 I hope you'd be proud.
670 00:26:36 [stammers]
671 00:26:39 - Cheers.- Cheers.
672 00:26:54 - [♪ Carly Rae Jepsen: "Call Me Maybe"]- ♪ Hey, I just met you...
673 00:26:56 Oh.
674 00:26:57 - Hey.- Hey.
675 00:27:00 I didn't... I didn't realize it was...a shared bathroom situation.
676 00:27:04 Oh, yeah, right,'cause of the double-booking.
677 00:27:06 - Right.- I'm just finishing up her hair.
678 00:27:08 Happy to work on yours if you'd like.
679 00:27:10 Give you a fun little wave
680 00:27:11 - or a cute little flip.- Ooh.
681 00:27:13 No, I-I'm, I'm good.
682 00:27:15 [Jim] Okay, well, if you change your mind,
683 00:27:16 - we accept walk-ins,but we're filling up fast.
684 00:27:20 [laughs] Okay.
685 00:27:22 I love your bangs, by the way.
686 00:27:24 Oh, thanks.
687 00:27:25 - Super cute.- Thank you.
688 00:27:27 [Jim] You remembermy old work colleague Dave?
689 00:27:30 - Mm.- So, Dave lost a hundred pounds.
690 00:27:32 - [Jenni] No.- Yes. And I asked him, "Is it Ozempic?"
691 00:27:35 Oh, and, Davey,I just want to say thank you again.
692 00:27:38 I realize planning my sister's wedding isnot really part of the scope of your work.
693 00:27:42 When your boss asks youto do something, you do it.
694 00:27:44 - Yeah.- Even when it's deeply personal...
695 00:27:45 - That's right.- ...and not really part of your job.
696 00:27:47 [Davey chuckles]
697 00:27:48 What, what?
698 00:27:52 [Neve moans]
699 00:27:53 - [Margot] What are you doing here?- [breathes deeply]
700 00:27:54 You got to get out, honey.
701 00:27:56 Colton is driving me crazy.
702 00:27:57 He's getting under my skin,and he's razzing me.
703 00:27:59 He's asking me if,at work, Dixon shows wiener.
704 00:28:02 Well, who cares if he does?It's just a job.
705 00:28:04 - He doesn't.- Which he doesn't. Of course.
706 00:28:07 And then Gwynny piled on, Mama walks in,then they both start making fun of me.
707 00:28:10 - He's a Chippendale. Get over it.- It's not just his job.
708 00:28:12 It's our family's code for he's trash.
709 00:28:14 The fact is he's not just a dancer.
710 00:28:17 He was a goddamn field medicfor the National Guard.
711 00:28:19 No one asks me about that.
712 00:28:21 And the worst thing is he wantedour first dance to be to Rascal Flatts,
713 00:28:24 and I said no.
714 00:28:25 - Ooh, yeah, Rascal Flatts?- Ew.
715 00:28:27 No one in our family can havea kind or honest conversation
716 00:28:30 because they hate their own livesso they have to shit on yours.
717 00:28:34 And you're starting a new family, soyou can leave this old toxic one behind.
718 00:28:37 Oh, I don't want to leave them behind.
719 00:28:39 Yes, you do. And you'll see that you do.
720 00:28:43 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
721 00:28:45 [opera singers vocalizingto rousing music]
722 00:28:59 - [guests] Cheers.- [shouting happily]
723 00:29:01 ♪ ♪
724 00:29:06 - [music ends]- [guests cheering and whooping]
725 00:29:08 As many of you know,music was my first love
726 00:29:10 until I met the love of my life, Jenni.
727 00:29:13 - [guests "aahing"]- I was gonna do a speech,
728 00:29:14 but then I thought of a better wayof expressing myself
729 00:29:16 would be through the art of DJing.
730 00:29:20 - [cheering]- What? Baby.
731 00:29:22 - ♪ You say you wanna love me forever ♪- Come on, let's go.
732 00:29:25 - Oh, shit.- [♪ Magnus Ferrell featuring Deacon:
733 00:29:27 ♪ But, baby, I don't likeall the pressure ♪
734 00:29:30 ♪ What I gotta do to make you know now ♪
735 00:29:32 Oh, my God.
736 00:29:33 ♪ You need to slow down,you need to slow down...
737 00:29:36 All he did was push a button.
738 00:29:38 But he's so talented.
739 00:29:39 - [guests cheering loudly]- ♪ You need to, you need to...
740 00:29:42 [cheering and loud music playing outside]
741 00:29:44 The other wedding sounds likethey're having fun.
742 00:29:46 [all] Everybody, clap your hands!
743 00:29:48 [clapping rhythmically]
744 00:29:50 - Everyone, make some noise!- [cheering loudly]
745 00:29:53 - [loud cheering continues]- [sighs]
746 00:29:55 Well, how's everything out in L.A.?
747 00:29:57 L.A.? Uh, it's great.I continue to love it.
748 00:30:00 Have you been affected by the fires?
749 00:30:02 No.
750 00:30:04 Have you been affected by the floods?
751 00:30:07 - No. No.- No?
752 00:30:09 - Have you been affected by taxes?- What?
753 00:30:12 Have you been affected by the homeless?
754 00:30:14 I don't know, Mom. How's Atlanta?
755 00:30:16 Are you affected by the racism?
756 00:30:18 - Oh.- [Gwynny] Oh.
757 00:30:19 The sins of the countryare blamed on the South.
758 00:30:21 I know. I was just havinga little light fun.
759 00:30:24 You know, family fun.
760 00:30:26 - [Colton groaning]- [Margot] Just joking.
761 00:30:29 Well, how's work?
762 00:30:31 My work? Is, uh, is going great.
763 00:30:34 I actually just set up this show that I...
764 00:30:36 I never understand anythingthat you do or say.
765 00:30:39 [Flora laughing]
766 00:30:42 I'm literally speaking English, so...
767 00:30:43 Oh, Colton's business is exploding.
768 00:30:47 That's great. And so your-your business...
769 00:30:49 We represent businessesin the market of business.
770 00:30:52 So, anyone that has a businessand they want to take that business
771 00:30:54 sort of to the next levelin the field of business...
772 00:30:58 - Uh-huh.- ...that's our business.
773 00:31:01 - Cool.- [Colton] Mm.
774 00:31:03 And did you hear that Gwynny's houseis being featured in Garden & Gun?
775 00:31:08 So, they will comeand they will, uh, take pictures...
776 00:31:11 - Uh, yes, they're gonnatake pictures of me...
777 00:31:13 - ...my garden...- Okay.
778 00:31:15 ...and all our guns.
779 00:31:17 [Margot] Mm-hmm.
780 00:31:18 So proud.
781 00:31:27 I am gonna, um, check on the whole wedding
782 00:31:30 and see how things are going,and I will be right back.
783 00:31:32 [cheering outside]
784 00:31:36 [sighs] Mom is pushing all of my buttons.
785 00:31:39 I am so worried that Dixonand his groomsmen
786 00:31:41 are gonna do some sort ofchoreographed number 'cause they're doing
787 00:31:43 that gyrating thing-- I reallydon't think that they can help it.
788 00:31:46 [grunting rhythmically]
789 00:31:49 [sighs heavily]
790 00:31:50 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
791 00:31:51 My paranoid mama thinks I'm pregnantbecause I'm not drinking.
792 00:31:54 Also, I need a drink.
793 00:31:55 - Just give it to me. Give it to me.- [gasps]
794 00:32:00 [laughs] St...
795 00:32:01 You!
796 00:32:02 [Neve gasps]
797 00:32:05 Stop filling her drink.
798 00:32:07 You said to keep them filled at all times.
799 00:32:08 She's pregnant.
800 00:32:10 - Shh!- Oh.
801 00:32:11 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.- Okay, no, no, I'll take it. I'll take it.
802 00:32:13 - Give it to me.- Give it to me.
803 00:32:15 - Hey!- I'm gonna take it.
804 00:32:18 [Jim] Hi. How are you guys?
805 00:32:20 Enjoying yourself?
806 00:32:22 - [thunder rumbling]- Okay, good.
807 00:32:24 [guests exclaiming]
808 00:32:25 Oh, okay, uh...All right, everyone inside!
809 00:32:28 Grab all the outdoor games you can!
810 00:32:31 [♪ Tito Beltran: "La donna è mobile"from Rigoletto]
811 00:32:33 [song continues in Italian]
812 00:32:43 [Jim] Yeah, move it in! Let's go!
813 00:32:44 - Everyone in! Everyone!- [music stops]
814 00:32:47 Hurry, people. Let's go.Let's get in. Come on.
815 00:32:51 - [Jim] Whoa. Someone grab these balloons.- No, no, no.
816 00:32:54 - Thank you, by the bar. Great.- [Margot] No, wait.
817 00:32:55 You do not get to bringall of your lawn games...
818 00:32:57 - It's really raining.- I don't care.
819 00:32:59 - Thank you for understanding, everyone!- Oh, my...
820 00:33:02 I don't know what it is about him,
821 00:33:03 but if I wasn't married,I'd climb him like a redwood.
822 00:33:06 - What?- Yeah.
823 00:33:08 [♪ KC and the Sunshine Band:"Get Down Tonight"]
824 00:33:11 - [Gwynny] Ooh.- ♪ Baby, baby, let's get together...
825 00:33:13 All right.
826 00:33:15 Now we're talking.
827 00:33:16 ♪ Me and you ♪
828 00:33:17 Oh, my God.
829 00:33:19 ♪ And do the things, ah ♪
830 00:33:21 ♪ Do the things ♪
831 00:33:23 - What the hell?- ♪ That we ♪
832 00:33:25 ♪ Like to do ♪
833 00:33:27 - [chuckles] Oh, yes.- ♪ Oh, do a little dance ♪
834 00:33:30 ♪ Make a little love ♪
835 00:33:31 ♪ Get down tonight ♪
836 00:33:33 - ♪ Get down tonight ♪- [chair scrapes on floor]
837 00:33:37 - ♪ Do a little dance ♪- [woman squealing]
838 00:33:38 ♪ Make a little love, get down tonight ♪
839 00:33:42 ♪ Get down tonight...
840 00:33:44 Hey, I'm gonna grind on you.
841 00:33:46 Thank you.
842 00:33:48 ♪ Get down tonight, baby ♪
843 00:33:50 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
844 00:33:53 - ♪ Get down, get down, get down ♪- [applause]
845 00:33:55 ♪ Get down, get down tonight, baby ♪
846 00:34:01 [music fades] ♪ Get down,get down, get down ♪
847 00:34:07 Hey, girl.
848 00:34:08 - Hi. Hey, girl. Hi.- Hey.
849 00:34:11 Sorry to crash.
850 00:34:12 Oh, my gosh, anytime.
851 00:34:14 Excuse me, everyone. Hello.Uh, my name is Jim.
852 00:34:16 - Hi.- [cheering, shouts of "Hi, Jim"]
853 00:34:18 I am the, uh, father ofone of the brides here.
854 00:34:22 - Jenni back there. That's my daughter.- [applause and cheering]
855 00:34:24 - [Jenni laughing]- And, uh...
856 00:34:26 I just want to startby saying that, you know,
857 00:34:30 this is obviously not what any of ussigned up for this weekend.
858 00:34:33 Uh, and that a lot of youare not part of our wedding,
859 00:34:37 but we do share some common ground,
860 00:34:40 and we're all here to celebrate love.
861 00:34:42 - So why can't we just celebrate together?Right?
862 00:34:45 [cheering]
863 00:34:46 I know Bailey and Knox knowwhat I'm talking about, right?
864 00:34:50 As do Eva Grace, and, uh,
865 00:34:52 - Scotty Joe, Shelby Lynn...- Yup.
866 00:34:54 - ...and Tucker Lee. Yeah.- Yeah, dog.
867 00:34:56 - How the fuck does he knowall their names?
868 00:34:59 That's my D-O-double-G.
869 00:35:01 You are my dog.
870 00:35:02 We are two dogssniffing each other's butts.
871 00:35:04 Yes, we are.
872 00:35:05 - Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.- Woof, woof.
873 00:35:07 - [barking]- You'll never out woof me, dog.
874 00:35:09 [both barking]
875 00:35:11 [both growling]
876 00:35:12 [chuckles] It's fun.
877 00:35:14 And of course, the lovely Miss Flora.
878 00:35:16 Wha...
879 00:35:17 You look beautiful tonight.
880 00:35:19 I love a gentleman.
881 00:35:21 I actually just wantedto, uh, toast the love of my life,
882 00:35:25 my darling daughter.
883 00:35:26 - Aw.- [guests murmuring]
884 00:35:27 And, uh, well, if-if you'll indulge me,it goes a little something like this.
885 00:35:33 [♪ "Islands in the Stream"]
886 00:35:38 ♪ Baby, when I met you,there was peace unknown ♪
887 00:35:42 ♪ I set out to get youwith a fine-tooth comb ♪
888 00:35:46 ♪ I was soft inside ♪
889 00:35:49 ♪ There was something going on ♪
890 00:35:56 ♪ You do something to me ♪
891 00:35:57 - ♪ That I can't explain ♪- [guests cheering]
892 00:36:01 ♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain ♪
893 00:36:05 ♪ Every beat of my heart ♪
894 00:36:07 ♪ We've got something going on ♪
895 00:36:13 ♪ Tender love is blind ♪
896 00:36:16 ♪ It requires a dedication...
897 00:36:18 This is fucked up, right?
898 00:36:20 Yeah.
899 00:36:21 ♪ Needs no conversation ♪
900 00:36:23 ♪ We ride it together, ah ha ♪
901 00:36:27 ♪ Making love with each other, ah ha...
902 00:36:30 That's, like, his daughter, right?
903 00:36:32 Yes, it is.
904 00:36:33 - Huh.- Yes, it is.
905 00:36:35 ♪ That is what we are ♪
906 00:36:36 ♪ No one in between ♪
907 00:36:38 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
908 00:36:40 I'm a TV producer. Why am I here?
909 00:36:42 ♪ Sail away with me to another world ♪
910 00:36:45 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
911 00:36:50 ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪
912 00:36:54 ♪ ♪
913 00:37:01 ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪
914 00:37:08 - [song ends]- [cheering]
915 00:37:11 - Okay, it's done.- [Jim] Thank you.
916 00:37:14 [applause and cheering]
917 00:37:15 [Heather whooping]
918 00:37:17 [cheering continues]
919 00:37:19 Thank you.
920 00:37:21 That was my surprise to you, Oliver.
921 00:37:23 Oh.
922 00:37:25 Well, how sweet was that?
923 00:37:27 The other wedding's alreadyhaving toasts and performances.
924 00:37:31 If you want toasts, I have toasts.
925 00:37:33 I love you, and I have some things to say.
926 00:37:35 - No, no, no.- No, this is good.
927 00:37:37 - Please don't.- Just wait.
928 00:37:38 [Neve] It's not a good idea.
929 00:37:40 - Don't. I wouldn't.- You're gonna like it.
930 00:37:41 I just wouldn't do it. Okay.
931 00:37:42 - This should be good.- [Jim speaking indistinctly]
932 00:37:45 - I don't know how many hours that Jenni...- [slurring] Excuse me. I would like to...
933 00:37:47 - What?- Just a minute. I'm gonna do...
934 00:37:49 - I'm gonna give a toast, too. Okay.- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
935 00:37:51 Hey, everybody.
936 00:37:53 Okay, eyes up herefor the official rehearsal dinner.
937 00:37:55 Oh, shit, she's fucked up.
938 00:37:57 - Can I get a whoop-whoop?- [guests] Whoop-whoop.
939 00:37:59 Whoop-whoop.
940 00:38:00 Thank you.
941 00:38:02 Uh, I just want to havea little official toast for my sister...
942 00:38:04 Stop playing cornhole!
943 00:38:06 Sorry.
944 00:38:07 It's okay.
945 00:38:08 Neve, you are literallythe best person I know.
946 00:38:12 [guests "aahing"]
947 00:38:14 And one time I met Malalaat a Starbucks, and...
948 00:38:18 she wasn't that great.
949 00:38:20 [gasping, nervous chuckling]
950 00:38:21 When I was your age, I was a hot mess.
951 00:38:26 And I just could not get my shit together.
952 00:38:28 But I did sleep with one ofthe Red Hot Chili Peppers.
953 00:38:30 [guests exclaiming]
954 00:38:32 - Not the short one.- Flea!
955 00:38:33 - No.- [grunts]
956 00:38:35 You know what? Back to Neve.
957 00:38:36 - [video camera chimes]- You are everything to...
958 00:38:41 [gurgling]
959 00:38:42 [shocked murmuring]
960 00:38:43 - Oh.- No.
961 00:38:46 I'm okay.
962 00:38:47 - [snaps fingers]- Oh.
963 00:38:48 [Margot] The other thingI wanted to say is you're the best,
964 00:38:50 and you're pretty, like in a natural way.
965 00:38:54 [whispering] Maybe you've hadtoo much to drink.
966 00:38:55 No, no, no, I'm still talking.
967 00:38:57 Let's hear it for Margot, everyone!
968 00:38:58 - [cheering]- Yay. Get her off.
969 00:39:00 No, I'm not letting go of the mic.
970 00:39:02 - You have a strong grip.- Stop it. Stop it!
971 00:39:04 - [microphone feedback]- [guests gasping]
972 00:39:06 - [Margot] I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.- [Jenni] I'm fine.
973 00:39:08 - No, it's fine.- Where did I get you?
974 00:39:09 [Jenni] My eyeball,but it's okay, I think.
975 00:39:12 [Jim] Okay, let's get...let's get some ice on it.
976 00:39:14 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
977 00:39:15 Are there some cold White Claws availableto create a compress?
978 00:39:18 [Neve] I'm so glad y'all are here.
979 00:39:20 And I think they're making,like, little cute little shirts...
980 00:39:21 Nevey? Excuse me. I'm the wedding sister.
981 00:39:23 Thanks.
982 00:39:25 I'm sorry.
983 00:39:26 - This is not at allwhat I wanted to happen.
984 00:39:29 - Like, not at all.- It's fine, it's fine.
985 00:39:30 - I'm sorry.- Things went a little sideways,
986 00:39:33 I bear some responsibility,like a little bit of the responsibility,
987 00:39:35 - but the truth is,if you drill down on it...
988 00:39:38 ...it's all his fault.
989 00:39:39 It was not entirely his fault.
990 00:39:41 You did get very drunkand very belligerent.
991 00:39:42 - Me?- Yes.
992 00:39:44 - On accident.- Yeah, okay,
993 00:39:47 I guess a face accident.
994 00:39:48 - [laughing]- Ooh.
995 00:39:49 Your face is an accident.
996 00:39:51 [Neve] Listen, I get it.
997 00:39:52 - It's very stressful withMom and Gwynny...
998 00:39:54 - ...and Colton, and you drank too much.- No, no, no.
999 00:39:57 I'm drunk because I drank your drinksbecause you're, you know.
1000 00:39:59 - [imitates baby crying]- Stop. Shh!
1001 00:40:02 - Stop.- I'm just saying,
1002 00:40:03 You could've put them aside, okay?
1003 00:40:05 Well, hindsight is twenty-twenty.
1004 00:40:06 Okay, fine.
1005 00:40:08 Oh, I planned a whole spa thingfor us tonight,
1006 00:40:10 so we can have massages...
1007 00:40:12 - No, I think that you should go to bed.- Why?
1008 00:40:15 Because tomorrow is my wedding, andI really don't want you to be shit-faced.
1009 00:40:17 - Oh, okay, well...- Okay?
1010 00:40:19 - Oh, my God! Suze, I'm c-coming.- Okay.
1011 00:40:21 [gentle melody playing]
1012 00:40:23 [sighing]
1013 00:40:30 [sighing]
1014 00:40:33 [groaning]
1015 00:40:41 [Jenni crying]
1016 00:40:44 Are you okay?
1017 00:40:45 [sniffles]
1018 00:40:46 Oh, no, is it your face?
1019 00:40:48 No, no, my face is fine.
1020 00:40:49 Okay, phew.
1021 00:40:51 [sniffles, crying]
1022 00:40:53 D-Do you want to talk about it?
1023 00:40:56 I'm so nervous about tomorrow.
1024 00:40:58 Okay, uh... that seems normal.
1025 00:41:01 Everyone just tells us thatwe're too young and we should wait,
1026 00:41:03 but my parents didn't waitand they were happy,
1027 00:41:06 and if they would've waited,then I wouldn't even be here
1028 00:41:08 because my mom would've gotten sickand died before they even had me.
1029 00:41:11 What does your dad say?
1030 00:41:14 Oh, I cannot talk to Dad about this.Are you kidding?
1031 00:41:16 He's so worried about me all the time.
1032 00:41:17 Like, his whole life is me.
1033 00:41:19 Yeah, that's a lot of pressureto put on you.
1034 00:41:22 That his happiness is riding on yours?
1035 00:41:25 I never thought about it that way.
1036 00:41:27 What do you think I should do?Just tell me.
1037 00:41:29 I'll do whatever you say.
1038 00:41:30 - Why would you want to know what I think?- I heard your speech.
1039 00:41:33 You were so honest and badass,
1040 00:41:35 and you've, like,lived a full life, you know?
1041 00:41:37 Like, maybe I shouldn't get married.
1042 00:41:38 Maybe I should just move to L.A.and fuck a Red Hot Chili Pepper.
1043 00:41:41 No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't... No.
1044 00:41:43 What's Flea?
1045 00:41:44 You know what? I think that maybeyou're having wedding night jitters.
1046 00:41:49 [sighs]
1047 00:41:50 [chuckles]
1048 00:41:52 [sniffles] Yeah, you know,I think you're right.
1049 00:41:56 Wow, thank you, Margot.
1050 00:41:58 Really, I feel so much better.
1051 00:42:01 You got it, bathroom buddy.
1052 00:42:02 [sighs heavily]
1053 00:42:04 Okay, I'm just gonna get an Advil,
1054 00:42:06 and I will get out of your hair.
1055 00:42:10 [mutters]
1056 00:42:11 [gasps]
1057 00:42:13 What?
1058 00:42:14 Nothing.
1059 00:42:16 [Jenni laughs, sniffles]
1060 00:42:17 You're awesome. Thank you.
1061 00:42:19 - [Jim] I can't believe what that lady...- Ow.
1062 00:42:23 ...that female person-- did to my baby.
1063 00:42:26 She didn't mean to.
1064 00:42:28 You know, she's actually nice, by the way.
1065 00:42:31 Oh, yeah, she was really nicewhen she physically assaulted you.
1066 00:42:33 Okay.
1067 00:42:34 [sighs] Okay.
1068 00:42:36 Let's get to work.
1069 00:42:40 I'll go lightly.
1070 00:42:42 - [low chatter]- [upbeat music playing quietly]
1071 00:42:45 So, do you just do reality TV?
1072 00:42:47 Oh, no, I do everything.
1073 00:42:49 - I actually do lots of Marvel stuff.- Oh.
1074 00:42:51 She can do creature makeup.She can make you look like an alien.
1075 00:42:54 [Gwynny] Oh, my Lord.
1076 00:42:55 - [women exclaiming]- [Neve] Here's my look.
1077 00:42:58 What do y'all think?
1078 00:43:00 [Margot gasps]
1079 00:43:01 It looks a little poofy.
1080 00:43:03 It's just, like, popping out a bit.
1081 00:43:06 You know what, sweetie?Let me help you for a second.
1082 00:43:08 Thank you. We'll be right back.
1083 00:43:10 What are they even talking about?
1084 00:43:11 - [hushed] You're showing.- What?!
1085 00:43:13 - Yes.- No.
1086 00:43:14 Oh, my God. Is it really that noticeable?
1087 00:43:17 - Try and suck it in.- [inhales]
1088 00:43:20 Jane, can we get your help really quick?
1089 00:43:23 - Oh, yeah, sure.- Thank you. We'll be right back.
1090 00:43:25 I don't know how they gonna fix that.
1091 00:43:27 Nobody usesthe proper underpanties anymore.
1092 00:43:30 Um, can we put a peplum on that, or...?
1093 00:43:33 - [Jane] Of course.- Oh, perfect.
1094 00:43:34 This happened overnight.
1095 00:43:36 Okay, here she is.
1096 00:43:38 - [women "aahing"]- [Neve chuckles]
1097 00:43:40 - It still looks a little poofy.- [Neve scoffs]
1098 00:43:43 [Flora laughing quietly]
1099 00:43:44 By the way, did y'all talkto the other bride's father?
1100 00:43:47 Just a lovely man.
1101 00:43:49 Oh, did y'all see that duethe did with her?
1102 00:43:53 - So cute.- It was sweet.
1103 00:43:55 Did you think that was cute?I thought it was incestuous.
1104 00:43:57 - [shocked murmuring]- What?
1105 00:43:59 You know you were all thinking it.
1106 00:44:01 [Margot] "Islands in the Stream,"that is a sexual song.
1107 00:44:04 And he is Kenny Rogers,
1108 00:44:06 and he made his daughterinto Dolly Parton.
1109 00:44:08 - [Neve] Stop.- [Flora] You are so unfair.
1110 00:44:10 He just loves his daughter so much,and I think that is very, very sweet.
1111 00:44:14 He even does her hair.
1112 00:44:15 [Gwynny] But does he do it well?
1113 00:44:17 No, she looks like a road whore.
1114 00:44:18 [women laughing]
1115 00:44:20 [whispering] Road whore?
1116 00:44:21 He treats her like a child,and for some reason she puts up with it.
1117 00:44:23 It's like they're trying too hardor something.
1118 00:44:26 It's all like they're putting on a show.
1119 00:44:27 [Flora] How do you know?You don't know them.
1120 00:44:29 Mom, I producereality television shows for a living.
1121 00:44:32 Trust me, I know what's realand I know what's fake,
1122 00:44:34 - and that is fake.- [Neve mouthing]
1123 00:44:36 [dramatic opera music playing]
1124 00:44:44 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
1125 00:44:46 [opera singers vocalizingto rousing music]
1126 00:44:57 [music stops]
1127 00:44:58 [♪ Penny & the Quarters: "You and Me"]
1128 00:45:03 - ♪ You and me ♪- Good to see you.
1129 00:45:04 ♪ You and me ♪
1130 00:45:07 ♪ Nobody, baby, but you and me ♪
1131 00:45:10 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1132 00:45:12 - ♪ You and me ♪- ♪ My, my, my, my ♪
1133 00:45:14 ♪ My, my, my, my ♪
1134 00:45:16 ♪ Nobody, baby, but you and me ♪
1135 00:45:19 ♪ If the stars don't shine ♪
1136 00:45:22 ♪ If the moon won't rise ♪
1137 00:45:24 ♪ If I never see the setting sun again ♪
1138 00:45:29 ♪ You won't hear me cry as I testify ♪
1139 00:45:32 ♪ Please believe me, boy,you know I would lie ♪
1140 00:45:36 - ♪ As long as there is ♪- ♪ You and me ♪
1141 00:45:40 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1142 00:45:43 - ♪ Nobody, baby ♪- [song fades]
1143 00:45:45 Dad.
1144 00:45:47 Oh.
1145 00:45:48 Yes. Sorry.
1146 00:45:50 To get us started, uh,we're gonna have a, a poem
1147 00:45:54 read by Jenni's best friend
1148 00:45:56 - and maid of honor Heather Diaz.- [Heather laughing]
1149 00:45:58 [cheering and laughter]
1150 00:46:01 - [whooping]- [Heather laughing]
1151 00:46:06 [Heather clears throat]
1152 00:46:07 "Congratulations!
1153 00:46:08 Today is your day.
1154 00:46:10 You're off to Great Places!
1155 00:46:12 You're off and away!
1156 00:46:13 You have..."
1157 00:46:15 Sup, fam? Pastor Luther.
1158 00:46:18 Oh. Hi, I'm Margot.
1159 00:46:21 Thank you so much for being here.
1160 00:46:22 Uh, I'm wedding the planning.
1161 00:46:23 I, or, um...
1162 00:46:25 [laughing nervously]
1163 00:46:27 Pastor Luther,hear we're tag-teaming on this.
1164 00:46:30 No, Pastor Jerry, I think Pastor Lutheris going to lead the way.
1165 00:46:34 Yeah, I'm gonna walk the propertyand just get a sense of the vibe.
1166 00:46:37 But I can tell you this,it's... it's feeling good.
1167 00:46:39 Real good.
1168 00:46:40 It is?
1169 00:46:41 Thank you.
1170 00:46:43 I, too, am gonna walk the propertyand get a sense of the vibe.
1171 00:46:48 - [Gwynny] Pastor Luther!- [Heather] "And you know what you know.
1172 00:46:50 And you are the guywho'll decide where to go."
1173 00:46:53 [laughs] I love you.
1174 00:46:54 - I love you.- [cheering]
1175 00:46:56 Heather, Heather, Heather, keep going.
1176 00:46:57 Oh, that's all I was gonna read.
1177 00:46:59 - No, no, read a little bit more.- Are you sure?
1178 00:47:02 Yeah. It's a lovely book.
1179 00:47:04 - Okay. Oh.- [Jenni] Yeah.
1180 00:47:07 - Take your time, take your time.- Okay.
1181 00:47:09 It's okay. Everything is set.We are ready to go.
1182 00:47:11 It's just gonna be a few minutes now.
1183 00:47:13 - Stand by.- [man over radio] Copy that.
1184 00:47:15 Hey, look at Dawson Scott's face.
1185 00:47:17 Your makeup person did that, Margot.
1186 00:47:19 What?
1187 00:47:20 - [Heather] "...is just waiting."- Hi, Dad.
1188 00:47:22 "Waiting for the fish to biteor waiting for the wind to fly a kite."
1189 00:47:26 - Keep going.- Okay.
1190 00:47:27 - How long is this poem?- I have no idea.
1191 00:47:29 I had to memorize it in the sixth grade.
1192 00:47:32 It's actually pretty long.
1193 00:47:33 [Heather and Jenni laughing]
1194 00:47:35 [Heather] "With your head full of brainsand your shoes full of feet,
1195 00:47:39 you're too smart to go downa not-so-good street."
1196 00:47:43 - [Jenni] That's right.- [laughing] Yeah, yeah.
1197 00:47:45 - Now.- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1198 00:47:46 Don't stop there.
1199 00:47:48 Hey, doesn't everyone want to hear,you know, how it, how it ends up?
1200 00:47:50 It just... it gets kind of random.
1201 00:47:53 Do it, Heather. Do it.
1202 00:47:55 Stop making it weird.
1203 00:47:56 [Heather] Okay.
1204 00:47:58 It's a classic story. Just do it.
1205 00:47:59 - [Heather] "Out there..."- Oh, my God.
1206 00:48:01 - [Neve] What?- I know what he's doing.
1207 00:48:03 He's intentionally running outthe sunset clock.
1208 00:48:06 - [gasps]- No, come on.
1209 00:48:07 That doesn't sound like somethingsomeone would really do.
1210 00:48:10 [Heather] "...becauseyou'll have the speed.
1211 00:48:11 You'll pass the whole gangand you'll soon take the lead.
1212 00:48:12 Wherever you fly,you'll be best of the best.
1213 00:48:14 Wherever you go,you'll be top of the rest."
1214 00:48:15 - [Heather laughs]- [cheering]
1215 00:48:19 [bridesmaid] That was really good.
1216 00:48:21 Thank you, Heather. That was great.
1217 00:48:23 How are we doing here?
1218 00:48:24 You have to help us.He is using up all of our sunset.
1219 00:48:27 I have no vested powerto do anything here.
1220 00:48:29 Leslie, it's half sunset!
1221 00:48:31 - Half of the sunset is gone!- Half of the sunset is gone!
1222 00:48:33 Do something!
1223 00:48:34 I'm gonna get married in the dark!
1224 00:48:36 Enjoy your special day.
1225 00:48:38 The Places You Will Go.It's all about the journey.
1226 00:48:40 No one spells that outbetter than Dr. Seuss.
1227 00:48:45 Whose real name is? Does anyone know?
1228 00:48:47 Theodor Geisel!
1229 00:48:49 Shut up.
1230 00:48:50 Theodor Geisel. Yes.
1231 00:48:52 They're-they're getting to the end part.
1232 00:48:53 Okay, okay. Stand by, stand by.
1233 00:48:55 I vow to love you withthe unconditional grace of Jesus.
1234 00:48:59 I vow to support your dreamsas Jesus would.
1235 00:49:02 Whoa.
1236 00:49:03 We'll create a homeJesus would be proud of.
1237 00:49:06 Relax.
1238 00:49:08 [Jenni] I love you so much, Oliver.
1239 00:49:10 You're the Jim to my Pam.
1240 00:49:12 [guests "aahing"]
1241 00:49:13 I can't help but wish my momwas here today.
1242 00:49:17 You would've loved her,and she would've loved you.
1243 00:49:20 Right, Dad?
1244 00:49:21 Aw.
1245 00:49:23 - Dad.- What?
1246 00:49:24 - I'm talking about Mom.- Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.
1247 00:49:29 [exhales] Yeah.
1248 00:49:30 You may now kiss the bride.
1249 00:49:32 [cheering and whooping]
1250 00:49:35 Get ready to go down.
1251 00:49:36 All yours, sweetheart.
1252 00:49:38 Sorry if we're a little late.
1253 00:49:39 Did he just wink at me?
1254 00:49:41 Okay, so I guess we should probably
1255 00:49:43 just do our ceremonysomewhere else, right?
1256 00:49:45 It's so narrow and it's getting dark,and we have,
1257 00:49:48 you know, grandparents and other elderly.
1258 00:49:50 Yeah, he's not wrong.
1259 00:49:52 Well, of course y'all weren't gonna beable to have your wedding on the dock.
1260 00:49:56 [Flora laughing]
1261 00:49:58 It makes me wonder why we're even here.
1262 00:50:01 - [laughing]- Mama,
1263 00:50:03 it would be the silliest thingin the whole wide world
1264 00:50:05 if we came all the way hereand we didn't get married on the dock,
1265 00:50:09 so that's what we're doing.
1266 00:50:10 Okay.
1267 00:50:11 Let's go to the dock.
1268 00:50:13 Everybody, march!
1269 00:50:15 [Davey] Have, uh, everyoneproceed to the dock, please.
1270 00:50:17 Can I make one final objection...
1271 00:50:19 Okay. Never mind.
1272 00:50:20 Quickly, grab that. Grab that. Yes.
1273 00:50:23 Second wedding, go! Hurry!
1274 00:50:25 [jaunty opera music playing]
1275 00:50:33 [music stops]
1276 00:50:36 [playing "Right Here Waiting"]
1277 00:50:40 - I told you it would all work out.- [Neve laughing]
1278 00:50:42 - Go, get married.- Okay.
1279 00:50:43 - Okay.- Bye.
1280 00:50:44 - Yeah, you look amazing. Gorgeous.- Thank you.
1281 00:50:47 [guests exclaiming]
1282 00:50:51 Thank you.
1283 00:50:52 [whispers] Go.
1284 00:51:05 Hey, all right.
1285 00:51:09 [song ends]
1286 00:51:13 [Pastor Luther] Hello.
1287 00:51:15 I'm Pastor Luther.
1288 00:51:16 - Uh, and this is one...- [hushed] Come on.
1289 00:51:18 ...very good-looking crowd
1290 00:51:20 - you have here today, you know.- [laughter]
1291 00:51:22 - One great-looking couple.- [laughs]
1292 00:51:24 And one "F"-able pastor.
1293 00:51:26 [Pastor Luther] But todayis not about any of us.
1294 00:51:28 Today is about the two of you.
1295 00:51:31 And your love.
1296 00:51:33 [Pastor Luther clears his throat]
1297 00:51:35 ♪ With arms wide open ♪
1298 00:51:39 ♪ Under the sunlight ♪
1299 00:51:43 ♪ Welcome to this place ♪
1300 00:51:45 ♪ I'll show you everything ♪
1301 00:51:49 What is this?
1302 00:51:50 [mumbles "I don't know"]
1303 00:51:53 ♪ With arms wide open ♪
1304 00:51:55 [guests exclaiming, chuckling]
1305 00:51:57 [Pastor Luther] Do we have the rings?
1306 00:52:00 [boat approaching]
1307 00:52:02 Yes.
1308 00:52:04 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
1309 00:52:06 [overlapping chatter]
1310 00:52:08 Oh.
1311 00:52:12 [guests screaming]
1312 00:52:15 [laughing]
1313 00:52:16 Yeah.
1314 00:52:23 Huh?
1315 00:52:25 Two?
1316 00:52:26 Yeah!
1317 00:52:30 No, you don't have to do it again.
1318 00:52:31 Come on, let's go. Whoo!
1319 00:52:33 No, no.
1320 00:52:34 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1321 00:52:36 [panicked shouting]
1322 00:52:37 - No, no, no, no, no.- No, no, no, no.
1323 00:52:40 - [panicked shouting]- [Captain Barry] Whoo!
1324 00:52:44 [gasping]
1325 00:52:47 ♪ ♪
1326 00:52:51 Oh, shit.
1327 00:52:52 [clamoring]
1328 00:52:55 ♪ ♪
1329 00:52:58 Alligator!
1330 00:53:00 [panicked screaming]
1331 00:53:02 - [Dixon] Go!- [Neve screaming]
1332 00:53:05 Are-are you okay?
1333 00:53:06 Didn't get to do my second song.
1334 00:53:14 I lost my wife!
1335 00:53:15 Where's the wife?!
1336 00:53:17 [screaming]
1337 00:53:20 [music concludes with a flourish]
1338 00:53:22 - I said we should do the ceremonysomewhere else.
1339 00:53:25 But I didn't think there was a chancein hell that that was gonna happen.
1340 00:53:27 - Well, I did, and no one listened to me.- Well, I'm sorry.
1341 00:53:30 It was an honest mistake.Can't you understand that?
1342 00:53:32 It's not just this.
1343 00:53:33 Baby, you've beenacting weird all weekend.
1344 00:53:35 Your family thinks I'm trash,so you overcompensate.
1345 00:53:39 They don't think...they don't think you're trash.
1346 00:53:41 Yeah, they do. Okay, I'm not that dumb.
1347 00:53:44 I love you. I just...
1348 00:53:46 - [exhales] I just need a minute.- No, no.
1349 00:53:48 Dixon.
1350 00:53:49 Listen, that father of the brideis behind all of this.
1351 00:53:52 He purposely elongated the ceremonyto run out the sunset clock.
1352 00:53:56 Good Lord, Margot,why are you so obsessed with this guy?
1353 00:53:59 - I'm not obsessed.- Yes, you are.
1354 00:54:02 - You sound very obsessed.- No, no.
1355 00:54:03 And it was not his fault. It's yours.
1356 00:54:05 Wait. My fault?
1357 00:54:07 - How is it my fault?- Margot,
1358 00:54:09 Dixon said it wasn't safeto get married on the dock,
1359 00:54:11 but instead I listened to you.
1360 00:54:12 And now Dixon's upset at meon my wedding day,
1361 00:54:14 and we didn't even get married.
1362 00:54:17 I-I'm sorry, honey.
1363 00:54:18 - I-I...- It's okay.
1364 00:54:25 Wow, it's kind of funny.
1365 00:54:27 Your sister looks a little bit like Gollumfrom the Lord of the Rings franchise.
1366 00:54:33 [pensive music playing]
1367 00:54:36 [sighs]
1368 00:54:42 [Margot shouts angrily]
1369 00:54:43 [frustrated grunting]
1370 00:54:45 Why?
1371 00:54:51 You need to follow throughjust a little bit more.
1372 00:54:53 I don't give a shitabout my golf game, Jim.
1373 00:54:55 - Fair enough.- [sighs]
1374 00:54:58 I just needed this weekendto be perfect for Neve.
1375 00:55:00 Perfect.
1376 00:55:01 Things go wrong at weddings.I-I'm sure she understands.
1377 00:55:04 Neve's just the mostimportant person in my life.
1378 00:55:07 She's like my-my baby sister and mydaughter and my husband and my best friend
1379 00:55:12 all rolled up into one.
1380 00:55:13 I just have one personthat is so important to me,
1381 00:55:17 I just, I get worriedthat when she has this baby,
1382 00:55:20 then she's gonna be closer to my family
1383 00:55:21 'cause they have more in common,and then she won't need me anymore,
1384 00:55:24 and I don't know what I'm gonna doif that happens.
1385 00:55:26 Sorry, I'm just beinga little intense right now.
1386 00:55:28 No. No, no, no, I-I totally get it.
1387 00:55:32 I mean, Jenni's everythingin the world to me.
1388 00:55:35 And I'm-I'm so scaredthat now that she's married,
1389 00:55:38 she'll be out of my lifeand I'll be all alone.
1390 00:55:42 Do you know that when your child turns 18,
1391 00:55:45 that's 92% of the timeyou're ever gonna spend with them.
1392 00:55:48 I thought...
1393 00:55:51 if I could give her the perfect wedding,it would remind her of why she needs me.
1394 00:55:55 I mean, just saying that out loud,it sounds so pathetic.
1395 00:55:58 No. That-that's not pathetic.
1396 00:56:00 I completely understand.
1397 00:56:03 I don't know what I'd dowithout my daughter.
1398 00:56:05 Well, I don't knowwhat I would do without my sister.
1399 00:56:11 [exhales]
1400 00:56:13 God, I love this place.
1401 00:56:16 - Yeah.- Mm.
1402 00:56:17 I do, too.
1403 00:56:19 - [bird calling]- [crickets chirping]
1404 00:56:21 [gentle melody playing]
1405 00:56:38 I should go back.
1406 00:56:39 Oh, yeah, yeah.
1407 00:56:41 [laughing]
1408 00:56:42 This is so stupid.
1409 00:56:44 I had completely convinced myself...
1410 00:56:46 Okay.
1411 00:56:47 ...that you had intentionally sabotagedmy sister's wedding.
1412 00:56:51 And-and even as I say it,it sounds insane.
1413 00:56:54 [both laughing]
1414 00:56:56 [Jim] Mm-hmm.
1415 00:56:58 - It's dumb.- Yeah.
1416 00:57:00 Um... [chuckles]
1417 00:57:03 Well, can I be honest?
1418 00:57:05 - Of course.- Um...
1419 00:57:07 I did overhear you say some negativethings about me and my daughter and, uh...
1420 00:57:10 Oh.
1421 00:57:12 I purposely extended the ceremony so...
1422 00:57:16 you would run out of sunset.
1423 00:57:17 And I might've, uh, hada conversation with the boat captain
1424 00:57:21 about messing with the dock.
1425 00:57:23 - [gasps]- Just a little bit.
1426 00:57:24 - Oh.- I-I didn't want her to do what she did.
1427 00:57:26 [laughs lightly]
1428 00:57:29 Point is, I didn't think it through,and it...
1429 00:57:31 and it wasn't very kind.
1430 00:57:33 Mm.
1431 00:57:34 And being kind is very centralto who I am as a person, so...
1432 00:57:40 So I apologize. I'm sorry.
1433 00:57:42 Uh-huh.
1434 00:57:44 Well, we've both been acting very crazy.
1435 00:57:46 - Tell me about it. I...- Yeah.
1436 00:57:48 It just... Congrats to Jenni and to you.
1437 00:57:51 Thank you.
1438 00:57:52 [sighs]
1439 00:57:53 You don't know how much of a reliefthat was to get that off my shoulders.
1440 00:57:57 Mm.
1441 00:57:58 He literally admitted itstraight to my face.
1442 00:58:01 No, he did not!
1443 00:58:02 That is why we're gonna gochaos monkey on his ass.
1444 00:58:05 Yeah, we're going chaos monkey!
1445 00:58:06 Who y'all going chaos monkey on?
1446 00:58:08 - That weird fatherof the other wedding, y'all!
1447 00:58:11 That asshole is the reasonmy wedding dress is in a garbage bag.
1448 00:58:16 Yeah, he's behindthis whole dock incident.
1449 00:58:17 - Oh, no, he wasn't.- What?
1450 00:58:18 - Oh, yes, he was.- Oh, no, he wasn't.
1451 00:58:20 [Margot] Oh, yes, he was.
1452 00:58:22 Now he is going down!
1453 00:58:23 Oh, my God, we are going to chaos monkeythe motherfucking shit out of him.
1454 00:58:28 Yes!
1455 00:58:29 - Chaos! Chaos!- Monkey! Monkey!
1456 00:58:31 - [screaming savagely]- [intense music playing]
1457 00:58:33 [shouting loudly]
1458 00:58:36 [grunting, screaming]
1459 00:58:40 - [Colton] Let's go!- [music stops]
1460 00:58:48 ["Coro: Viva il grande Kaimakan"from The Italian Girl in Algiers]
1461 00:58:50 [song continues in Italian]
1462 00:58:55 ♪ ♪
1463 00:58:59 - [♪ DNCE: "Cake by the Ocean"]- ♪ Walk for me, baby...
1464 00:59:02 Hi. [giggling]
1465 00:59:04 Are you like a professional DJ?
1466 00:59:06 Oh, no.
1467 00:59:07 Could've fooled me.
1468 00:59:08 I think DJs are sexy as hell and...
1469 00:59:11 It... I just think it's very hot.
1470 00:59:14 Are you pregnant?
1471 00:59:16 Are you into that?
1472 00:59:17 No.
1473 00:59:19 Hey, stretch. How tall are you?
1474 00:59:22 I... six-three, I think.
1475 00:59:24 Listen to me, I'm married,
1476 00:59:25 but if I wasn't, I'd tearyour root system out with my teeth.
1477 00:59:29 Huh.
1478 00:59:30 I got a spray tan if you're wonderingwhat that smell is.
1479 00:59:33 I wasn't.
1480 00:59:35 [song ends]
1481 00:59:36 [upbeat music begins playing]
1482 00:59:38 ♪ I'm an animal...
1483 00:59:40 [guests exclaiming, cheering]
1484 00:59:42 [Colton] Colton, you got this. Fuck yes.
1485 00:59:45 ♪ The way you got me tonight,yeah, I'm an animal...
1486 00:59:47 Holy shit! It's Zebra from Masquerade!
1487 00:59:50 Oh, my God!
1488 00:59:52 Oh, my God. It's Zebra from Masquerade.
1489 00:59:54 Shots.
1490 00:59:55 [Sam] Zebra from Masquerade.
1491 00:59:57 You kick ass.
1492 00:59:59 Oh, my God. Zebra from Masquerade!
1493 01:00:01 [guests chanting] Zebra! Zebra! Zebra!
1494 01:00:04 - Zebra from Masquerade!- It's Zebra from Masquerade!
1495 01:00:05 Oh, great.
1496 01:00:08 What's Zebra and what's Masquerade?
1497 01:00:09 It's a dance reality show.
1498 01:00:11 Zebra's like the breakout star.He's the best dancer on Earth.
1499 01:00:14 - Oh. Okay.- You'll see, you'll see.
1500 01:00:15 ♪ We gon' hop three times,then we shake a leg ♪
1501 01:00:17 ♪ We go round and round,baby, clap your hands...
1502 01:00:18 [Jim] Oh, yeah, yeah, I got, I got it.
1503 01:00:20 - Yeah.- Yeah.
1504 01:00:21 [Colton] ♪ Shake your thing,shake yourself ♪
1505 01:00:23 Though to be honest, he's...
1506 01:00:25 not as good in real lifeas he is on the show.
1507 01:00:26 [Colton] ♪ Shake yourself,move it, hop and skip ♪
1508 01:00:28 ♪ Zebra...
1509 01:00:30 [Colton] Let's go!
1510 01:00:33 Whoo! All right!
1511 01:00:35 Whoo!
1512 01:00:36 Oopsie.
1513 01:00:38 Getting awful close to that cake.
1514 01:00:40 ♪ Yeah, I'm an animal, animal,now watch me move ♪
1515 01:00:43 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
1516 01:00:46 [opera singers vocalizingto rousing music]
1517 01:00:48 [Colton] Here we go. Come on, y'all.
1518 01:00:50 ♪ ♪
1519 01:00:52 - All right.- [Margot] Get the fucking cake!
1520 01:00:54 - [Colton] I'm getting it. Shut up.- [Neve] Go.
1521 01:00:56 It's a trap. It's a trick.They're heading for the cake!
1522 01:01:00 Stop following Zebra from Masquerade!
1523 01:01:02 No. No, no, no, not the cake!
1524 01:01:04 [Colton] Whoa!
1525 01:01:07 Hiya!
1526 01:01:08 [slow, distorted] Not the cake!
1527 01:01:21 [gasps]
1528 01:01:23 ♪ ♪
1529 01:01:30 - [flame whooshing]- [Jenni screams]
1530 01:01:32 - [guests exclaiming]- Oh, shit.
1531 01:01:35 [music stops]
1532 01:01:36 - [Margot] Whoo!- [Colton] We knocked over the cake!
1533 01:01:38 - Chaos monkey! Chaos monkey! Chaos..!- Yeah!
1534 01:01:41 [upbeat dance music playing]
1535 01:01:43 - Dad, what the hell was that?- Just so you know,
1536 01:01:45 that was not Zebra from whatever-the-fuck.
1537 01:01:47 That was sabotagefrom the sister of the other bride.
1538 01:01:50 What? What are you talking about?
1539 01:01:52 Why are you so obsessed with her?
1540 01:01:54 I'm not! I'm just telling you what I saw.
1541 01:01:56 Look, I get that me getting marriedis a big change for you,
1542 01:01:58 but can you please justpull your shit together, Dad, please?
1543 01:02:00 Of course, cuddle bug. I-I'm sorry.
1544 01:02:04 Here, let me help.
1545 01:02:06 Oliver's got it.
1546 01:02:10 - That was crazy.- I had a lot of fun.
1547 01:02:12 - [Neve] Did you?- It was fun to do. I mean,
1548 01:02:14 I don't ever dance or anything.
1549 01:02:15 - That was great.- So, yeah, that was cool.
1550 01:02:16 This has been surprisingly fun.
1551 01:02:19 I'm shocked to say, I agree.
1552 01:02:21 - Yeah.- [Gwynny] Mm-hmm.
1553 01:02:22 Hey, Margot, how come,how come we don't see you more?
1554 01:02:27 You know, sometimes I just kind of feelout of step with you all.
1555 01:02:31 It's just... I know you all livein the same city,
1556 01:02:33 and you're married and you have kidsand you're getting married,
1557 01:02:36 and my life just isn't like that.
1558 01:02:39 Um, and sometimes when I'm with you,I feel like... I'm an outsider.
1559 01:02:44 - Sort of.- No.
1560 01:02:45 We all feel like outsiders.
1561 01:02:47 You do not feel like an outsider.
1562 01:02:48 I mean, your house is literallygonna be in Garden & Gun.
1563 01:02:51 Yeah, it's a big deal,and I feel special, but...
1564 01:02:53 I'm so fricking boredthat I could blow up my life at any time.
1565 01:02:58 - What?- What are you talking about?
1566 01:03:00 Did something happen?
1567 01:03:01 Nothing happens. That's the problem.
1568 01:03:03 When that dock collapsed, that wasthe most alive I've felt in years.
1569 01:03:07 You know, like, two men got upfrom under me and-and touched my butt.
1570 01:03:12 [laughter]
1571 01:03:14 I'm in major financial trouble.
1572 01:03:16 What?
1573 01:03:17 - Yeah.- What about your businesses
1574 01:03:19 - and other businesses?- I know.
1575 01:03:21 Kind of thoughtwe had the market cornered.
1576 01:03:23 Come to find out that there's a pretty bigplayer in the game called Bank of America.
1577 01:03:27 That's-that's just what banks already do.
1578 01:03:30 Thank God for the wife. [chuckles]
1579 01:03:32 Otherwise, I don't knowhow we'd be getting through this.
1580 01:03:34 Her family's helping us out,but the dad of the wife,
1581 01:03:37 he emasculates meevery chance that he gets.
1582 01:03:40 You mean father-in-law.
1583 01:03:41 - Yeah, the dad of the wife.- But can you just say "father-in-law"?
1584 01:03:44 I am saying that.I'm saying the dad of the wife.
1585 01:03:46 I think we're not gonna figure this out.
1586 01:03:48 - [Colton] Yeah.- How are you doing, Nevey?
1587 01:03:50 I hate to say it,but I'm actually really happy,
1588 01:03:52 and I feel like my life'sin a really good place.
1589 01:03:54 That's 'cause you're young.
1590 01:03:56 [Gwynny] Oh, my darling.
1591 01:03:57 If you need to go around naked, do it now.
1592 01:04:00 Because one day,everything is just gonna...
1593 01:04:03 go to you-know-what in a handbasket.
1594 01:04:06 Your breasts are goingto just point downward,
1595 01:04:10 and it's gonna look likeyou got a little, uh,
1596 01:04:13 marble in the end of a tube sock.
1597 01:04:17 And your stomach is gonna hanglike a small purse...
1598 01:04:20 Hold on.
1599 01:04:21 That is legit.
1600 01:04:23 - [Neve] What?- Are y'all seeing this?
1601 01:04:24 - Get over here.- [Neve] What? What is it?
1602 01:04:27 - [Neve gasps] Oh, my God.- [Colton] Oh.
1603 01:04:29 Is that the groom from the other weddingmaking out with one of her bridesmaids?
1604 01:04:33 - I would know those headphones anywhere.- Oh.
1605 01:04:34 That is so juicy.
1606 01:04:36 The wife is gonna flipwhen she hears about this.
1607 01:04:40 - Oh, what a whore.- Gwynny, we don't call women whores.
1608 01:04:42 I mean, but she's doing whore stuff.
1609 01:04:45 - Right, yeah.- Mm-hmm.
1610 01:04:46 Oh, that poor kid.Someone's gonna have to tell her.
1611 01:04:49 - I can't do it.- I'm not telling her, all right?
1612 01:04:51 I'll do it. I'll talk to her.
1613 01:04:52 No, I'm gonna do it.
1614 01:04:54 - You just stay here.- Okay.
1615 01:04:55 - [♪ Beck & Phoenix: "Odyssey"]- ♪ Don't look the other way, somewhere...
1616 01:04:59 - Hey, why are you here? What do you want?- [sighs]
1617 01:05:02 I have to tell Jenni something.
1618 01:05:04 There's no way,not after what you guys did to our cake.
1619 01:05:06 You're just tryingto sabotage the wedding.
1620 01:05:08 Fine, I will tell you.
1621 01:05:10 Me and my siblings just saw her fiancémaking out with one of her bridesmaids.
1622 01:05:14 That's a lie.
1623 01:05:15 You're just trying to destroyher wedding through subterfuge.
1624 01:05:18 I am just telling you what I saw.
1625 01:05:20 Why are you sticking your noseinto her business anyway?
1626 01:05:23 - I'm trying to help, Jim.- Help?
1627 01:05:25 You said my daughter's hairmakes her look like a road whore.
1628 01:05:27 - Okay.- A road whore!
1629 01:05:29 Not even a regular whore.
1630 01:05:31 I'm sorry I tried to help.
1631 01:05:32 I like your daughter.I've had enough of you.
1632 01:05:34 Good luck.
1633 01:05:37 - [insects trilling]- [low chatter]
1634 01:05:41 Jim. What's up, man?
1635 01:05:43 What's going on?
1636 01:05:45 Oh, my God, arepas, man, they're so good.
1637 01:05:48 I'm really gonna miss these.
1638 01:05:50 But they're-they're local.They're-they're made in Atlanta.
1639 01:05:53 No, 'cause we're movingto Memphis, you know.
1640 01:05:55 [intense music playing]
1641 01:05:57 For Jenni's graphic design gig.
1642 01:05:59 I thought you were movingdown the street from me.
1643 01:06:04 Shit.
1644 01:06:06 Did Jenni not tell you that?
1645 01:06:07 She was gonna tell youbefore the wedding weekend.
1646 01:06:09 I-I'm so sorry she didn't, she didn't...
1647 01:06:10 No. No, no, no, no, no.
1648 01:06:12 - She did tell you?- She did.
1649 01:06:14 It slipped my mind 'cause, you know,it's not that big of a deal.
1650 01:06:17 Yeah. Jimmy.
1651 01:06:18 - Ollie.- [Oliver laughs]
1652 01:06:20 ♪ ♪
1653 01:06:24 You saw Oliver making outwith a bridesmaid?
1654 01:06:26 - Yes.- You know it was him?
1655 01:06:28 Are you serious?
1656 01:06:30 One hundred percent.
1657 01:06:31 What an asshole.
1658 01:06:33 Okay, I think we're jumpingto conclusions.
1659 01:06:35 How could he act, like, so normalwhile fully living a double life?
1660 01:06:38 He's totally been gaslighting youthis entire time.
1661 01:06:41 That's what men do: they gaslight.
1662 01:06:42 [Jenni] Everyone, stop.
1663 01:06:44 Do you really think you saw this, Dad?
1664 01:06:47 Yes.
1665 01:06:48 It's what was seen.
1666 01:06:51 - [♪ Bleachers: "Modern Girl"]- [guests chattering and laughing]
1667 01:07:01 [Oliver] Oh, there she is.Okay, here we go. You ready?
1668 01:07:03 All right, this is dedicated to my lady.
1669 01:07:06 [♪ LG (Team Genius): "Lose It"]
1670 01:07:10 Oh, snap!
1671 01:07:13 ♪ Put your hands up, stand up, get up,lights on, let's get lit up and bounce ♪
1672 01:07:18 ♪ Know the vibes to live to get down ♪
1673 01:07:20 ♪ So we back up for now,let's act up and smile ♪
1674 01:07:21 ♪ High heels,they kicking off they sho es ♪
1675 01:07:23 ♪ Please don't make me lose it ♪
1676 01:07:25 ♪ Yeah, please don't make me lose it ♪
1677 01:07:27 ♪ I'm about to lose it...
1678 01:07:29 Stop. Stop it.Stop doing your surprise dance.
1679 01:07:31 [music stops]
1680 01:07:34 We, like, worked on it forever.Can we just do it?
1681 01:07:37 - Who did you make out with?- [guests gasping]
1682 01:07:39 - Oh, no.- [Oliver] What're...
1683 01:07:40 What're you talking about?What're you talking about?
1684 01:07:43 You made out with one of the bridesmaids.
1685 01:07:44 - Who was it?- [guests gasping]
1686 01:07:46 I would never do that.I would never do that.
1687 01:07:48 Well, my dad saw you.
1688 01:07:50 [gasping]
1689 01:07:53 Right?
1690 01:07:54 It's what was seen.
1691 01:07:57 But I, but I... Jim, I didn't do that.
1692 01:07:58 - I didn't do that.- Turn the music on.
1693 01:07:59 Wait. What, why?
1694 01:08:01 Because I'm the bride and I said so.
1695 01:08:02 Okay.
1696 01:08:04 - [♪ Flo Rida: "Right Round"]- ♪ You spin my head right round...
1697 01:08:06 What are you doing?
1698 01:08:08 ♪ When you go down ♪
1699 01:08:10 - [Jenni laughing]- ♪ When you go down down ♪
1700 01:08:11 ♪ Hey, walk out of the housewith my swagger ♪
1701 01:08:13 - Come on.- ♪ Hop in, there we go,
1702 01:08:15 ♪ People to see, time is precious,I look at my Cartier, outta control ♪
1703 01:08:19 ♪ Just like my mind where I'm goin' ♪
1704 01:08:21 ♪ No women, no shorties,no nothin' but clothes...
1705 01:08:22 Relax. This is all in good fun.
1706 01:08:24 - [Jenni grunts]- [guests exclaiming]
1707 01:08:26 Fuck!
1708 01:08:28 - Who was it?- No one.
1709 01:08:30 ♪ Right round, when you go down...
1710 01:08:32 - [Jenni laughing]- Okay.
1711 01:08:34 - Hi.- [Leslie grunts]
1712 01:08:35 - Not Leslie.- [guests exclaiming]
1713 01:08:37 ♪ Right round, right round,when you go down ♪
1714 01:08:39 Whoo!
1715 01:08:40 ♪ When you go down down ♪
1716 01:08:43 ♪ From the top of the pole,I watch her go down ♪
1717 01:08:44 - [guests exclaiming]- ♪ She got me throwing my money around...
1718 01:08:46 All right, cut the lights, cut the music.
1719 01:08:48 [music stops]
1720 01:08:50 [crying] Oliver, I love you.How could you do this to me?
1721 01:08:53 I love you, too. Why is this happening?
1722 01:08:56 [both laughing]
1723 01:09:03 [hesitantly] What's going on?
1724 01:09:05 My dad saw Oliver making outwith a bridesmaid.
1725 01:09:08 What? No. Who?
1726 01:09:10 Where?
1727 01:09:11 I-In... in front of the hotel.
1728 01:09:13 Oh, that was... That was me and Addie.
1729 01:09:16 [guests gasping]
1730 01:09:18 You said that you knew it was Oliver.
1731 01:09:21 My bad.
1732 01:09:22 - Everything is fucked now.- [drops microphone]
1733 01:09:24 - [microphone feedback hums]- [guests murmuring]
1734 01:09:28 - Why would you kiss another womanon your wedding night?
1735 01:09:30 What?!
1736 01:09:32 She kissed my groomsmanand the weirdo that runs the hotel.
1737 01:09:36 [sighs] Jenni!
1738 01:09:37 Wait!
1739 01:09:38 [Jim] Okay.
1740 01:09:41 Okay, I'll be honest.I never saw what happened.
1741 01:09:45 The sister of the other bride,she's the one who told me,
1742 01:09:47 and-and she must've made a mistake.
1743 01:09:49 So you never saw anything?
1744 01:09:52 You looked me in the eye and lied to me.
1745 01:09:55 Well, when were you gonna tell methat you guys were moving to Memphis?
1746 01:09:57 You've been lying to me, too.
1747 01:10:01 [scoffs]
1748 01:10:02 So that's what this is actually about.
1749 01:10:06 My whole life, I thoughtyou wanted me to be happy,
1750 01:10:09 but in reality,you just wanted to trap me near you.
1751 01:10:12 That's not true.
1752 01:10:14 Do you realize how stressfuland unhealthy it is
1753 01:10:17 to have all your dad's happinessriding on your own?
1754 01:10:19 Jenni, please, you're the most importantperson in the world to me.
1755 01:10:23 Well, if that's true,then why do we lie to each other
1756 01:10:26 all the time about everything?
1757 01:10:30 I don't want to see you again.
1758 01:10:32 [somber music playing]
1759 01:10:36 Oh, no! [grunts]
1760 01:10:39 I'm having a heart attack.
1761 01:10:42 - [grunts]- You're not having a heart attack.
1762 01:10:43 - [Jim groaning]- [thuds]
1763 01:10:45 My heart hurts so much.
1764 01:10:47 [scoffs]
1765 01:10:48 [breathing rapidly, cries out]
1766 01:10:50 Sounds like you're in labor.
1767 01:10:52 Here comes another one.[breathing rapidly]
1768 01:10:54 Stop doing Lamaze breathing.
1769 01:10:56 [breathlessly] One, two, five.
1770 01:10:58 [yelling in pain]
1771 01:11:00 I think he's really havinga heart attack right now.
1772 01:11:02 He's just trying to manipulate meto get me to stay.
1773 01:11:04 [groans]
1774 01:11:11 Dad.
1775 01:11:12 Get up.
1776 01:11:14 Daddy?
1777 01:11:16 Oh, my God. Oliver, call 911.
1778 01:11:17 Oh, okay, I thinkit was just a panic attack.
1779 01:11:19 Are you fucking kidding me?
1780 01:11:23 I shouldn't have done that.
1781 01:11:25 Why did I do that?
1782 01:11:29 Jenni?
1783 01:11:30 Please, can't we just talk?
1784 01:11:32 Leave me alone.
1785 01:11:33 Jenni.
1786 01:11:34 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1787 01:11:35 - No, no, no, no.- Eh, eh, eh, eh. Hey.
1788 01:11:38 What-what is this?
1789 01:11:39 Seems we're making a-a bit of a wall.
1790 01:11:41 - [bridesmaid] That's right.- [Jim sighs]
1791 01:11:43 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
1792 01:11:45 [bridesmaid] That really went well.
1793 01:11:46 Jenni!
1794 01:11:48 - You're not getting past me!- [bridesmaids yelling, grunting]
1795 01:11:51 Jenni!
1796 01:11:53 ♪ ♪
1797 01:11:55 Jenni!
1798 01:12:00 [bridesmaids shouting]
1799 01:12:04 - Jenni!- [shouting continues]
1800 01:12:06 Jenni!
1801 01:12:12 - [thuds]- [bridesmaids exclaim]
1802 01:12:18 [music concludes with a flourish]
1803 01:12:26 [alligator growls]
1804 01:12:29 - [crickets chirping]- Dixon.
1805 01:12:31 - No, Margot, I just dried off.- Listen...
1806 01:12:33 I don't have the bandwidthfor more shenanigans right now.
1807 01:12:36 I just want to personally apologizefor what happened at the dock.
1808 01:12:38 That was an insane idea to support.
1809 01:12:40 Look, I can't marry Neveunless we tell your mom she's pregnant.
1810 01:12:44 I get that dishonesty is like a...like a cool thing in your family.
1811 01:12:49 But I'm just, I'm not built that way.
1812 01:12:50 Listen, you don't know my mother.She will not understand.
1813 01:12:53 Look, I feel like I've been pretty chillabout everything this weekend.
1814 01:12:56 - I'm asking for one thing.- Okay...
1815 01:12:58 If that's what you want to do, baby,that's what we're gonna do.
1816 01:13:02 Are you serious?
1817 01:13:04 What if Mom flips out?
1818 01:13:06 I got my guy by my side.
1819 01:13:09 I got my big sister by my side.
1820 01:13:11 Let her flip out.
1821 01:13:13 - [gentle music playing]- [low chatter]
1822 01:13:17 [Flora] You know. Oh.
1823 01:13:18 Hey, y'all, um...
1824 01:13:22 There's something that I want to tell youbefore we get married.
1825 01:13:27 I'm pregnant.
1826 01:13:30 Oh, my God.
1827 01:13:32 - My littlest is pregnant.- [excited chatter]
1828 01:13:34 - Oh, congratulations.- [Neve laughing]
1829 01:13:37 [Colton] Oh, we're gonna havea new baby in the family.
1830 01:13:39 - [excited chatter]- [Dixon] Thanks, y'all. Excited.
1831 01:13:42 [Flora] We got to get you enrolled
1832 01:13:44 in prenatal classes at the hospital.
1833 01:13:46 Thanks, Mama.I was afraid y'all were gonna be mad.
1834 01:13:49 [Gwynny] Nevey, I'm gonna hook you upwith all the mommy and me stuff
1835 01:13:53 in the Atlanta area.
1836 01:13:54 And I've got boxes and boxes of clothes.
1837 01:13:58 [Neve] How good of a daddy is he gonna be?
1838 01:14:00 [♪ Laura Lee: "Need to Belong"]
1839 01:14:07 ♪ I need to belong ♪
1840 01:14:11 ♪ To someone ♪
1841 01:14:14 ♪ It hurts to be known as no one ♪
1842 01:14:20 - ♪ Will ever some sweet boy ♪- [vocalizing]
1843 01:14:23 ♪ Bring love into my world, 'cause...
1844 01:14:27 Hey, sweetheart, can you play, uh,"Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts?
1845 01:14:32 Rascal Flatts? Really?
1846 01:14:34 - Whoo.- [applause]
1847 01:14:37 [♪ Rascal Flatts: "Bless the Broken Road"]
1848 01:14:39 Did you do this?
1849 01:14:41 Maybe.
1850 01:14:43 You made methe happiest bride in the world.
1851 01:14:45 [laughing]
1852 01:14:51 ♪ I set out on a narrow way...
1853 01:14:54 [♪ The Magic Flute, K. 620, Act II:"Der Hölle Rache"]
1854 01:14:56 [opera singer vocalizingto dramatic music]
1855 01:15:10 - Beat it, Dawson Scott.- Hey.
1856 01:15:12 What are you doing?
1857 01:15:14 Why are you all wetand you smell like fish?
1858 01:15:16 I jumped in the lake.
1859 01:15:17 - You lied about my daughter's husband.- I did not lie.
1860 01:15:20 I saw what I saw.
1861 01:15:22 You better back off.
1862 01:15:23 I'm not gonna back off.I'm twice as big as you.
1863 01:15:25 - You're just the tiniest dog in the yard.- And you know what?
1864 01:15:28 The tiniest dog ends upbeing the yard boss.
1865 01:15:30 Except in this case, I'm the yard bossdue to my larger size and my alpha status.
1866 01:15:35 Alpha? You're not an alpha.
1867 01:15:36 - You're a beta at best. Probably a gamma.- I think you mean delta.
1868 01:15:39 No, gamma comes before delta, dumbass.
1869 01:15:42 You know what? I don't give a shit.You're so fucking annoying.
1870 01:15:44 Look, the point is, after this weekend,you're gonna be just like me:
1871 01:15:48 all alone.
1872 01:15:49 What?
1873 01:15:51 No, I'm not.
1874 01:15:53 That's not true.
1875 01:15:56 Take it back.
1876 01:15:59 What are you doing?
1877 01:16:01 What... I can still see you.
1878 01:16:06 Get out of here. Get out of here, weirdo.
1879 01:16:10 [Jim] Sorry.
1880 01:16:12 Oh, Margot, uh, I guess after this,
1881 01:16:15 I imagine we won't beseeing you for a little while.
1882 01:16:19 Why not?
1883 01:16:20 Well, I mean, what's the next event?
1884 01:16:22 Well, Nevey's gonna have the baby.
1885 01:16:24 - I'll come out for that.- Really?
1886 01:16:25 - Yeah.- Well, that's a surprise.
1887 01:16:27 Why would that be a surprise?
1888 01:16:29 Well, I can't rememberthe last time you visited.
1889 01:16:32 Well, that's 'cause you never invite me.
1890 01:16:35 And I-I kind of arguethat you push me away.
1891 01:16:38 I push you away?
1892 01:16:39 When is the last timeyou picked up a phone and just called me?
1893 01:16:42 And you've never visited mein Los Angeles, not once,
1894 01:16:44 and I've lived there almost 25 years.
1895 01:16:46 Well, you've never invited me.
1896 01:16:48 [sighs] Do you know whyI like this island?
1897 01:16:52 Because Nana was sweet to me,and we were always honest with each other,
1898 01:16:55 and I felt likeshe genuinely cared about me.
1899 01:16:58 Which is something you have never done.
1900 01:17:00 - Hey, is everything okayover here, Margot?
1901 01:17:02 Do you know, your precious amazing Coltonthat's so successful,
1902 01:17:05 he's actually going broke.
1903 01:17:07 And Gwynny and her perfect life,she wants to blow it all up
1904 01:17:09 'cause she's bored out of her mind.
1905 01:17:11 And-and... and, you know,you have been treating Dixon like trash
1906 01:17:15 because you think he is.
1907 01:17:17 And all of us have wantedto say something to you,
1908 01:17:18 but nobody can do itbecause they're all scared of you.
1909 01:17:21 And the truth is, somebody has to behonest with you about your behavior.
1910 01:17:24 Might as well be me.
1911 01:17:25 I am proud of your success,
1912 01:17:28 but I can't pretendto understand your life.
1913 01:17:31 For years now, I feel likethat you have looked down on me.
1914 01:17:36 And what you think of as honesty,
1915 01:17:38 that just makes me nervousto be around you.
1916 01:17:40 Okay, Mom, well,I'm sorry that I made you feel bad.
1917 01:17:43 That was not my intention.
1918 01:17:44 - Babe, babe.- That is not what I meant.
1919 01:17:46 Dixon, Dixon, Dixon, please.
1920 01:17:47 - Margot, what the hell?- What?
1921 01:17:49 We told you all that stuff in confidence.
1922 01:17:51 Margot, why the hellwould you announce at my wedding
1923 01:17:53 that Mom thinks Dixon is trash, huh?
1924 01:17:55 Why would you do that?
1925 01:17:57 I was just being honest.I was doing it out of caring.
1926 01:17:59 - What?- You don't care about us.
1927 01:18:01 - Oh, yeah?- No...
1928 01:18:03 - If you care,then what are my kids' names?
1929 01:18:04 That is offensive.Of course I know their names.
1930 01:18:10 Wyatt, Blake, Dawson
1931 01:18:13 and... J...
1932 01:18:16 J... Joey.
1933 01:18:17 - It's Scotty Joe.- Scotty Joe.
1934 01:18:20 It's not Joey.
1935 01:18:21 Not to mention the factyou didn't even say their proper names.
1936 01:18:23 You just said the first halfof each of their names.
1937 01:18:25 Why do they all have three names?
1938 01:18:26 I'm not Margot Millie Mae what-the-fuck.
1939 01:18:29 I'm just Margot. Just one name.
1940 01:18:31 Neve, can we just get out of here?We can still salvage this weekend.
1941 01:18:34 Margot, I don't want to leave.This is my family.
1942 01:18:37 You always want to go? You go.
1943 01:18:40 Honestly, I never feel lonelierthan when I'm around all of you.
1944 01:18:43 And it's a really horrible feelingto feel lonely around your own family.
1945 01:18:48 It really is.
1946 01:18:50 - Wow.- Yeah, the wife bet me
1947 01:18:52 Stop calling her "the wife."
1948 01:18:54 She's not an object. She's a human.
1949 01:18:57 Well, then what am I supposed to call her?
1950 01:18:59 I don't know.Honey, sweetie, babe, sugar pie.
1951 01:19:02 Maybe Rebecca. That's her name.
1952 01:19:05 Well, look who all of a suddenis a name expert.
1953 01:19:08 [contemplative music playing]
1954 01:19:22 - [gasps] What the fuck?!- [shoes drop to floor]
1955 01:19:25 Jenni's my only family,and she's gone because of you.
1956 01:19:28 - [gasps]- So I caught this guy,
1957 01:19:29 and I was gonna unleash himand have him attack you.
1958 01:19:31 That's how mad I was.
1959 01:19:33 But then I wrestled him too hard,and now I think he's dead.
1960 01:19:36 I'm the producer of a showcalled Is It Dead?
1961 01:19:39 and I'm here to tell you...that's not dead.
1962 01:19:42 - Well, you don't... Oh!- [snarling]
1963 01:19:44 - [screaming]- Oh, no!
1964 01:19:45 - Get it out of here!- So scared right now!
1965 01:19:47 - Pull it by the tail.- Just help me!
1966 01:19:50 - Stop yelling instructions!- Get it the fuck out of here!
1967 01:19:52 Funny thing is,I got it in here no problem.
1968 01:19:54 - No shit!- This thing sucks.
1969 01:19:56 Get it to the window.Get it to the window.
1970 01:19:58 - Maybe I'll just leave it here.- If you leave me here with that,
1971 01:20:01 - [grunting]- Pick it up!
1972 01:20:02 It's an alligator.You say it so casually, you pick it up.
1973 01:20:05 [Margot screams]
1974 01:20:06 So much torque.
1975 01:20:08 [Margot] Go, go, yes.
1976 01:20:10 That's it. Come on. Get it to the window.
1977 01:20:11 - Can you at least open the window?- You open the fucking window.
1978 01:20:14 You know what?I'll just smash it through the window.
1979 01:20:16 No, you're gonna hurt it.
1980 01:20:17 What the fuck is wrong with you?
1981 01:20:18 - Fine!- Please.
1982 01:20:21 [grunting]
1983 01:20:23 [Margo grunts] Okay.
1984 01:20:24 [Margot screams]
1985 01:20:26 See you later, alligator!
1986 01:20:29 - [alligator thuds, groans]- [both panting]
1987 01:20:32 [Jim] Phew. Oh.
1988 01:20:34 - What a relief.- [Margot groans]
1989 01:20:36 - That could've been bad. Yeah.- Yeah.
1990 01:20:39 [whimpering quietly]
1991 01:20:42 Are you okay?
1992 01:20:44 I don't know.
1993 01:20:45 - I don't want to look at it.- What... what do you mean you...
1994 01:20:46 Oh, no. Oh, no, it bit you?
1995 01:20:49 - [groaning] Oh, God. I don't feel good.- Oh, Jesus, okay, okay.
1996 01:20:51 - I don't feel good.- Okay, stay awake. Stay...
1997 01:20:53 - Okay, I'm gonna go get help.- [moaning]
1998 01:20:54 Go get help. [panting]
1999 01:20:57 - [♪ Warrant: "Cherry Pie"]- ♪ She's my cherry pie...
2000 01:20:58 A-one, a-two, a-one, two...
2001 01:21:00 [Jim] Stop the music! Stop the show!
2002 01:21:02 Stop the show, please!
2003 01:21:03 [guests groaning]
2004 01:21:05 - Yes!- Oh, boo!
2005 01:21:06 [panting] I need your help.Your sister's badly hurt.
2006 01:21:08 - What?- What?
2007 01:21:10 and she was bit by an alligator.
2008 01:21:11 She's losing a lot of blood.
2009 01:21:12 - Oh, my God.- How did an alligator get in her room?
2010 01:21:14 What are you, the alligator police?!
2011 01:21:16 Honestly! Show some respect!
2012 01:21:17 - Me?- The important thing is
2013 01:21:19 we need to save a woman's life.
2014 01:21:20 - [guests exclaim]- Whoa.
2015 01:21:22 I'm a trained medic. I'll take a look.
2016 01:21:24 All right, that's a bit much.
2017 01:21:25 I'll grab the hotel's first aid kit.
2018 01:21:27 [Neve] Oh, my God.
2019 01:21:28 - [Dixon] Okay, it's a clean bite.- Oh, my God.
2020 01:21:30 I can patch this up pretty quickly,but she's lost a lot of blood.
2021 01:21:33 Where's the closest hospital?
2022 01:21:34 Oh, it's a boat rideand at least 40 miles away.
2023 01:21:37 - [overlapping frantic chatter]- You should at least have access
2024 01:21:40 Okay, everybody, calm down.I can do a vein-to-vein transfer.
2025 01:21:43 We just need somebodywith Margot's blood type.
2026 01:21:45 Does anybody here havethe same blood type?
2027 01:21:49 Okay, I do.
2028 01:21:52 [gentle melody playing]
2029 01:21:55 - You saved my life.- [sighs softly]
2030 01:21:57 Even after I was an asshole to you.
2031 01:21:59 Of course I did.
2032 01:22:01 Always in your corner forever.
2033 01:22:05 ♪ ♪
2034 01:22:10 So I think I overreacted.
2035 01:22:11 Might not have even neededthat vein-to-vein transfusion.
2036 01:22:15 [chuckles] Just got kind offired up on saving the day.
2037 01:22:17 You know, it's pretty cool, though.
2038 01:22:19 Bet you didn't even knowyou could do that.
2039 01:22:23 Do we still not knowhow the alligator got into the room?
2040 01:22:25 No, we don't. We don't know.
2041 01:22:29 [gentle melody playing]
2042 01:22:31 [birds chirping]
2043 01:22:36 - Hi, Mama.- Hey.
2044 01:22:39 I'm... [sighs]
2045 01:22:42 I'm sorry about all that stuff I said.
2046 01:22:46 I really didn't mean it.
2047 01:22:48 No, you meant some of it.You needed to say it.
2048 01:22:50 I needed to hear it.
2049 01:22:52 - Mom, I should've...- Let me just finish.
2050 01:22:55 And I am so happythat you and Neve and my mother
2051 01:22:59 had such a great relationship.
2052 01:23:02 But I did not havea good relationship with her.
2053 01:23:08 I don't like this island...
2054 01:23:11 ...because for my entire childhood,
2055 01:23:14 my mother made me feel inadequate.
2056 01:23:18 She never listened to me.
2057 01:23:22 And somehow I have repeatedthat dynamic with you.
2058 01:23:26 [crying] And it's heartbreaking,because I love you.
2059 01:23:33 And I just don't knowhow to relate to you.
2060 01:23:39 Thank you for saying that.
2061 01:23:41 I love you, too.
2062 01:23:43 Oh, honey.
2063 01:23:47 I think talks like thisare a good way to start.
2064 01:23:51 [Flora sniffles] Oh, my goodness.
2065 01:23:55 - [Neve] Hi, Mama.- [Gwynny] Hey, y'all.
2066 01:23:56 Come on in. Let's hug it out.
2067 01:23:58 - Come on in here.- [Neve] Yes, Mama.
2068 01:24:01 I love ya. Love ya, love ya, love ya.
2069 01:24:03 [Neve] I love you, Mama.
2070 01:24:04 How about a bite? Haven't tried this yet.
2071 01:24:12 That cake is dry.
2072 01:24:15 That's too bad.
2073 01:24:19 [contemplative music playing]
2074 01:24:35 Do you want to trade bites?
2075 01:24:38 - Sure.- I mean, I-I kind of need to taste that.
2076 01:24:40 - Yeah.- Yeah.
2077 01:24:44 Mmm.
2078 01:24:47 It's really good.
2079 01:24:49 - It's not too dry?- No, it's perfect.
2080 01:24:51 Hmm.
2081 01:24:54 - Have you heard from your daughter?- No.
2082 01:24:56 No?
2083 01:24:59 But according to TikTok,she and Oliver annulled their marriage.
2084 01:25:02 What?
2085 01:25:03 - [♪ Selena Gomez: "Lose You to Love Me"]- ♪ You promised the world
2086 01:25:06 [Margot] That's so fast.
2087 01:25:08 They filled out an online form,so it wasn't very dramatic.
2088 01:25:10 ♪ Set fires to my forest...
2089 01:25:13 They're very aware of where the camera is.
2090 01:25:15 ♪ Sang off-key in my chorus ♪
2091 01:25:18 ♪ 'Cause it wasn't yours ♪
2092 01:25:20 [song stops]
2093 01:25:21 Boy, I really screwed the poochon this one.
2094 01:25:25 Do you ever wonder what your wifewould think of the woman she's become?
2095 01:25:28 She would've been really proud of her.
2096 01:25:30 - Yeah?- Yeah.
2097 01:25:33 Proud of how kind she is.
2098 01:25:36 - How funny.- Hmm.
2099 01:25:37 How tough.
2100 01:25:39 Yeah.
2101 01:25:40 Do you think she would want herto marry Oliver?
2102 01:25:42 I don't know. I-I think so.
2103 01:25:45 I mean, the kid loves her.
2104 01:25:47 Well, then you should justtry and save their marriage, right?
2105 01:25:50 I think you should.
2106 01:25:52 Who are you?
2107 01:25:54 What? I'm the other bride.
2108 01:25:57 That's my sister.
2109 01:25:58 Yes. I-I didn't recognize youwithout all the... the getup.
2110 01:26:00 - Yeah. [chuckles]- It's okay. I get it.
2111 01:26:02 - But also... [chuckles]- Yeah.
2112 01:26:05 She took my car.
2113 01:26:06 - We can drive you.We have a lot of cars. Yeah.
2114 01:26:08 Uh, now, before you go, I do need y'allto, uh, settle up your bill
2115 01:26:12 and figure out how you're gonnareimburse me for the dock damage.
2116 01:26:16 Let's go get my daughter.
2117 01:26:18 Uh, did you want to change first?
2118 01:26:19 Why?
2119 01:26:21 Okay, he's going. Let's go.
2120 01:26:23 Yes!
2121 01:26:24 [♪ L'Italiana in Algeri, Act 1, Scene 4,Finale: "Nella testa ho un campanello"]
2122 01:26:27 [low chatter]
2123 01:26:30 You guys all drivethe same white Chevy Suburban?
2124 01:26:33 - Yeah.- So?
2125 01:26:34 Yeah. Come on.
2126 01:26:36 [Jim] How do you tell them apart?
2127 01:26:38 [engines roaring]
2128 01:26:43 [opera singers vocalizingto rousing music]
2129 01:27:09 [tires squealing]
2130 01:27:11 [music concludes with a flourish]
2131 01:27:16 - [sighs] I don't know what to say to her.- [engine shuts off]
2132 01:27:18 Just be honest.
2133 01:27:20 She can handle it. I promise.
2134 01:27:22 - Just be honest. Yeah.- Yeah.
2135 01:27:23 - She can handle it. I promise.- Okay, right.
2136 01:27:34 [Jim grunts]
2137 01:27:35 [gasps]
2138 01:27:36 - She doesn't want to see you, bitch.- This doesn't concern you.
2139 01:27:39 Uh, she's my best friend,so, yeah, it does.
2140 01:27:41 [Jim grunting]
2141 01:27:43 Don't touch me.
2142 01:27:45 I'm not touching you.I'm trying to get in the elevator.
2143 01:27:47 - [grunts]- Don't touch me! I'm just a child!
2144 01:27:49 You're 23 years old. [grunting]
2145 01:27:51 - I'm a baby!- Don't touch her! She's a goddamn baby!
2146 01:27:53 - [grunting]- Don't touch me!
2147 01:27:55 - [overlapping shouting]- [elevator bell dings]
2148 01:27:59 Jesus, don't you guys have jobs?
2149 01:28:02 No. The economy's terrible.
2150 01:28:04 - [Jim grunts]- [frantic yelling]
2151 01:28:07 [dramatic opera music playing]
2152 01:28:11 [yelling continues]
2153 01:28:16 [man grunts]
2154 01:28:17 [yelling continues]
2155 01:28:22 [gentle music playing]
2156 01:28:27 Oh, my God. What happened?
2157 01:28:29 Jenni, I-I just want to apologize.
2158 01:28:32 [breathlessly] Don't listen to him.He's trying to gaslight you.
2159 01:28:34 [Georgia] I thought Oliver wasthe one trying to gaslight her.
2160 01:28:36 - They're both gaslighting.- What does "gaslight" even mean?
2161 01:28:39 Gaslighting is manipulating someoneso they start to doubt
2162 01:28:41 their own thoughts, feelingsor experiences.
2163 01:28:43 - [bridesmaids] Oh.- Oh, I was not using that right.
2164 01:28:45 [murmuring, laughter]
2165 01:28:47 Wait, where'd she go? How'd she do that?
2166 01:28:49 - [door closes]- Jenni?
2167 01:28:53 [gentle melody playing]
2168 01:29:06 [sighs] Okay, so... [sniffs]
2169 01:29:09 When you were six years old
2170 01:29:12 and I had to sit you down to tell youthat your mom had died...
2171 01:29:20 ...I watched your heart break apart.
2172 01:29:23 And I never ever wanted to see that again.
2173 01:29:27 - Dad.- So...
2174 01:29:31 I think the reasonI'm not honest with you is because...
2175 01:29:35 I want your world to be perfect.
2176 01:29:37 At all times.
2177 01:29:40 And, well, if I'm being honest...
2178 01:29:44 about myself...
2179 01:29:49 ...I'm not fine.
2180 01:29:51 At all.
2181 01:29:52 - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
2182 01:29:55 I think it's events like thesethat trigger how much I miss your mom.
2183 01:30:01 I miss her, too.
2184 01:30:05 - What?- No, never mind.
2185 01:30:06 - [chuckles]- No, tell me.
2186 01:30:09 Let's... let's be honest, you know?
2187 01:30:13 - [sighs]- Okay.
2188 01:30:14 I miss having sex with her so much.
2189 01:30:16 - I mean...- What?
2190 01:30:18 I'm sorry if that's too much information,but it's true,
2191 01:30:20 and-and I'm just trying to be honest.
2192 01:30:21 I really don't want to know that,but I also really appreciate your honesty.
2193 01:30:25 I do because...
2194 01:30:27 I'm not fine either.
2195 01:30:29 I mean, I don't knowwhat I'm doing with my life.
2196 01:30:31 You know, like,I'm doing graphic design right now,
2197 01:30:34 but honestly that's kind of random.
2198 01:30:37 Like, I don't have my thing, you know?
2199 01:30:38 Like, Oliver has his thing,he has his music,
2200 01:30:41 but I don't know what I care about,and I just feel like I'm flailing and...
2201 01:30:47 I'm, like, panickingat every minute of every day.
2202 01:30:50 - I had no idea.- I know.
2203 01:30:52 I'm too scared to tell you becauseif I'm not happy, then you're not happy.
2204 01:30:55 And so I just end up keepingall these, like, secrets from you.
2205 01:30:59 Okay, another thing. Why did we sing"Islands in the Stream" together?
2206 01:31:02 I mean, isn't that... isn't that weird?
2207 01:31:04 Like, that's a romantic,kind of sexual song.
2208 01:31:07 Yeah, I see whyyou would think that, but...
2209 01:31:10 it's a song your mom and Iused to sing to you
2210 01:31:13 to help you fall asleepwhen you were a baby.
2211 01:31:15 Oh.
2212 01:31:17 Look, I-I keep secrets, too.
2213 01:31:20 I know I've always saidthat I never dated.
2214 01:31:23 Well, right after your mom died,
2215 01:31:27 I had a three-way with two widows.
2216 01:31:30 Wow.
2217 01:31:31 The saddest three-way of all time.
2218 01:31:33 No one said a word.
2219 01:31:35 We were just crying.
2220 01:31:36 And banging and banging.
2221 01:31:39 And banging and crying.
2222 01:31:40 You know, I think we foundthe line of the things
2223 01:31:42 - we need to be honest about, you know?- Yeah.
2224 01:31:44 - I felt it, too.- Yeah, yeah.
2225 01:31:47 - You know I have to move, right?- [sighs]
2226 01:31:51 Yeah, yeah, I know.
2227 01:31:54 But just know,I'll always be in your corner, okay?
2228 01:31:58 Forever.
2229 01:32:00 I'll always be in your cornerforever, too, Dad.
2230 01:32:04 Obviously.
2231 01:32:05 Oh.
2232 01:32:07 Come on, come on.
2233 01:32:11 - I love you.- I love you, too.
2234 01:32:15 You don't smell good.
2235 01:32:17 - All right.- [bridesmaids laughing]
2236 01:32:18 - [clapping hands]- Hey. Listen up.
2237 01:32:20 Let's find Oliver.Let's get these guys remarried.
2238 01:32:22 I'm here.
2239 01:32:24 Wait, but I... I thought you moved out.You know, the video and everything.
2240 01:32:27 Oh, that was just for social, you know.It was like two hours ago.
2241 01:32:30 I couldn't really havemoved out in that time.
2242 01:32:32 All right, well,let's get you guys remarried.
2243 01:32:34 That's what I'm here to do.
2244 01:32:37 I think, to be honest,which is so important...
2245 01:32:42 I'm so sorry, but I think we're justtoo young to do this right now.
2246 01:32:47 Right?
2247 01:32:49 I've been melting downfor, like, a year now.
2248 01:32:52 - Really?- Yeah.
2249 01:32:54 So, you still want to moveto Memphis with me?
2250 01:32:58 - Of course I do.- Yeah?
2251 01:32:59 - I love you.- I love you, too.
2252 01:33:02 - [bridesmaids] Cheers!- [glasses clinking]
2253 01:33:04 [happy chatter]
2254 01:33:05 [gentle intro to"Islands in the Stream" playing]
2255 01:33:12 [Jim singing softly]♪ Islands in the stream ♪
2256 01:33:14 ♪ That is what we are ♪
2257 01:33:17 ♪ No one in between,how can we be wrong? ♪
2258 01:33:21 ♪ Sail away with me to another world ♪
2259 01:33:25 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
2260 01:33:31 ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪
2261 01:33:37 [song ends]
2262 01:33:40 Wait, I don't get it.Are they getting married again or not?
2263 01:33:43 They're not.
2264 01:33:45 They're not getting married again.
2265 01:33:51 [bridesmaids talking and laughing]
2266 01:33:53 It was so nice meeting y'all.
2267 01:33:54 - You, too.- Yeah.
2268 01:33:55 I mean, despite everything. [chuckles]
2269 01:33:57 Yeah.
2270 01:33:59 - What?- My dad likes you.
2271 01:34:01 - Oh. Oh.- Yeah.
2272 01:34:04 Why would you say that?
2273 01:34:05 Because he's been obsessingover you all weekend.
2274 01:34:08 Plus he's been smiling at youin a way that makes me feel...
2275 01:34:12 grossed out.
2276 01:34:14 Hmm.
2277 01:34:16 [♪ Yaz: "Only You"]
2278 01:34:19 ♪ Looking from a window above,it's like a story of love ♪
2279 01:34:24 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪
2280 01:34:27 ♪ Came back only yesterday...
2281 01:34:31 You're trying to destroy her wedding!
2282 01:34:33 ♪ Want you near me ♪
2283 01:34:37 [singsongy] She's dead.
2284 01:34:39 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪
2285 01:34:40 [alligator grunting, snarling]
2286 01:34:42 ♪ All I needed for another ♪
2287 01:34:44 [song ends]
2288 01:34:46 That's his "I like you" look?
2289 01:34:48 Yeah. Yeah.
2290 01:34:51 [laughs softly] Okay.
2291 01:34:54 All right, everybody,it's time to head home.
2292 01:34:57 How are y'all getting back into the city?
2293 01:34:58 75 to I-85.
2294 01:35:00 - Same.- Ditto.
2295 01:35:01 Does that make a lot of sense, though?
2296 01:35:03 Maybe at this time of day,we should take surface streets.
2297 01:35:05 Why take surface streetswhen the highway is always faster?
2298 01:35:08 Jesus Christ, Flora!Maybe she likes a more scenic way.
2299 01:35:11 Or maybe she wants to run errands.
2300 01:35:13 The point is, she's an adultand it's none of your fucking business!
2301 01:35:17 [laughs]
2302 01:35:20 Really sorry. I'm very exhausted.
2303 01:35:27 [hushed] I like this one.
2304 01:35:35 - [engine shuts off]- [Margot sighs, clears throat]
2305 01:35:37 - Wow.- [laughs]
2306 01:35:39 - That was crazy.- Yeah.
2307 01:35:42 I mean, I tried to destroya young woman's wedding.
2308 01:35:46 For literally no reason at all.
2309 01:35:48 I mean, I...I wrestled and caught an alligator.
2310 01:35:51 And, wait, how did you memorizeall the names of my nieces and nephews?
2311 01:35:54 Oh, it's called a memory palace.
2312 01:35:55 You create a mental roomfor each person you're trying to remember,
2313 01:35:59 and then you think of a shocking imagethat somehow relates to that person.
2314 01:36:04 - So, for instance, your niece.- Yeah.
2315 01:36:07 - Eva.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2316 01:36:09 I thought of Hitler's girlfriend,Eva Braun,
2317 01:36:10 and then I'd picture your niece Evain a Nazi uniform.
2318 01:36:15 Jesus.
2319 01:36:16 Well, I mean, what can I say? It works.
2320 01:36:18 - You try it.- Okay.
2321 01:36:19 - My nephew Tucker Lee.- Yeah, sure.
2322 01:36:21 Um... f-fucker. [laughs]
2323 01:36:24 Fuck... fuck-a-bee?
2324 01:36:25 - Tucker Lee fuck-a-bee.- That, I mean...
2325 01:36:27 Oh, wait, that works.
2326 01:36:28 Fuck-a-Bea Arthur kind of works.
2327 01:36:31 That kind of works.
2328 01:36:32 [gasps softly]
2329 01:36:34 What? What's wrong?
2330 01:36:38 I don't know.
2331 01:36:39 I feel like I'm...
2332 01:36:42 I feel like I'm gonna cry.
2333 01:36:45 No, I-I can't.I mean, I think I'm having allergies.
2334 01:36:48 That's probably it. [sniffling]
2335 01:36:49 Well, I mean, maybe, you know,
2336 01:36:52 because your younger sister's marriedand she's having a baby,
2337 01:36:56 and this is just how you're processing it.
2338 01:36:59 No, that's not it. That's not it at all.
2339 01:37:02 And maybe it's because it was goodto see your brother and their kids and...
2340 01:37:06 And you say you don't miss seeing them,but maybe you do miss seeing them.
2341 01:37:10 Nah, it's probablythat alligator bite medication.
2342 01:37:14 Or maybe it's because their kidsare growing up so quickly.
2343 01:37:17 Your parents suddenly look old,maybe, maybe older than you expected.
2344 01:37:21 [crying quietly]
2345 01:37:23 This is...
2346 01:37:25 This is so embarrassing. [sniffles]
2347 01:37:27 It's not embarrassing. It's natural.
2348 01:37:31 I think I'm gonna miss you.
2349 01:37:35 I think you're gorgeous when you cry.
2350 01:37:37 [gentle melody playing]
2351 01:37:55 Okay, um, I have to be honestabout something.
2352 01:37:59 - What? Are you married?- No.
2353 01:38:01 Okay, just tell me.
2354 01:38:03 I do dye my hair.
2355 01:38:06 I know.
2356 01:38:07 How?
2357 01:38:09 'Cause your beard is a totally differentcolor than the hair on top of your head.
2358 01:38:12 - [stammers]- Yeah, it's really obvious.
2359 01:38:14 - Does it look that obvious?- Yeah, it's real...
2360 01:38:16 - Oh, my God.- Yeah.
2361 01:38:20 [sighs]
2362 01:38:21 Okay, I can see why that would be a tell.
2363 01:38:24 - Yeah.- Okay.
2364 01:38:26 I'd like to see you again.
2365 01:38:28 - Yeah, I think we should.- Good.
2366 01:38:30 Wait, do you have a job?
2367 01:38:31 I'm the CEO of Delta Airlines.
2368 01:38:33 - Oh.- Yeah.
2369 01:38:34 Wow.
2370 01:38:36 [Jim] So, yeah.You didn't think I had a job?
2371 01:38:37 [Margot] I thought maybeyou were a hairdresser.
2372 01:38:39 [Jim] That is the nicest thinganyone's ever said to me. Thank you.
2373 01:38:45 [Margot] Oh, my goodness!
2374 01:38:46 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
2375 01:38:48 - [excited chatter]- [Dixon] Happy Thanksgiving.
2376 01:38:50 Happy Thanksgiving to y'all as well.
2377 01:38:53 So, how's L.A. treating you so far?
2378 01:38:54 [Flora] Well, the air is so dry,and at all times
2379 01:38:57 the sun's in my eyes.
2380 01:38:58 It's terrible skin weather.
2381 01:39:00 But we are so looking forwardto touring your workplace.
2382 01:39:04 Well, I am so touchedthat you're all here.
2383 01:39:06 - Who wants to take a tour?- [Flora] We all do.
2384 01:39:08 - [Jim] All right, let's go.- [Flora] Let's go see her digs.
2385 01:39:10 Do y'all know, uh,do y'all know Jason Statham?
2386 01:39:13 Would we get to meet someone like that?
2387 01:39:14 - [Flora] Oh, honey, just please...- Yeah.
2388 01:39:16 Everyone, let's line upfor the holiday card photo.
2389 01:39:20 Okay, everybody, line upbehind Mama and Daddy.
2390 01:39:22 Uh, Gwynny Mae, Al Monroe,Scotty Joe, Shelby Lynn.
2391 01:39:26 Eva Grace, get in there.
2392 01:39:28 Wyatt Dean, Tucker Lee,right next to each other.
2393 01:39:30 And then, Dawson Scott,get in by your daddy.
2394 01:39:32 And, Colton Levi, Rebecca Esther,right behind him.
2395 01:39:35 And... Neve Rose and Dixon Ray.
2396 01:39:40 And, of course, the newest addition tothe family, little baby Cunt-- uh, Kent.
2397 01:39:46 Uh, it's okay.You're gonna make mistakes like that.
2398 01:39:47 It's proper use of the technique.
2399 01:39:49 [mouthing] I'm sorry.
2400 01:39:51 And y'all three, you got to get in.You're family now.
2401 01:39:54 - Oh, no, I-I'm... Yeah.- We're still figuring shit out.
2402 01:39:56 - It's okay. We insist. Come on.- Come on. Let's go.
2403 01:39:58 [♪ A Little Night Music:"Finale (Reprise of Send in the Clowns)"]
2404 01:40:01 [Margot laughs]
2405 01:40:03 All right, here we go.
2406 01:40:04 Love spending Thanksgivingwith your family and not mine.
2407 01:40:08 Say "cheese."
2408 01:40:10 - [Neve] Look, look, look, look.- [camera clicks]
2409 01:40:11 - Cheese.- All right, and we got it, we got it.
2410 01:40:13 - [excited chatter]- [Margot] Okay, great. Wonderful.
2411 01:40:16 I'm excited to be in the card this year.
2412 01:40:17 [chatter continues indistinctly]
2413 01:40:19 ♪ ♪
2414 01:40:31 [music ends]
2415 01:40:34 ["Islands in the Stream"]
2416 01:40:43 ♪ Baby, when I met you,there was peace unknown ♪
2417 01:40:48 ♪ I set out to get youwith a fine-tooth comb ♪
2418 01:40:52 ♪ I was soft inside ♪
2419 01:40:54 ♪ There was something going on ♪
2420 01:41:01 ♪ You do something to methat I can't explain ♪
2421 01:41:07 ♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain ♪
2422 01:41:10 ♪ Every beat of my heart ♪
2423 01:41:13 ♪ We got something going on ♪
2424 01:41:19 ♪ Tender love is blind ♪
2425 01:41:22 ♪ It requires a dedication ♪
2426 01:41:25 ♪ All this love we feelneeds no conversation ♪
2427 01:41:29 ♪ We ride it together, ah ha ♪
2428 01:41:33 ♪ Making love with each other, ah ha ♪
2429 01:41:38 ♪ Islands in the stream,that is what we are ♪
2430 01:41:42 ♪ No one in between ♪
2431 01:41:44 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
2432 01:41:46 ♪ Sail away with me ♪
2433 01:41:49 ♪ To another world ♪
2434 01:41:51 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
2435 01:41:56 - ♪ From one lover to another ♪- [growling rhythmically]
2436 01:41:59 So, how long do you two thinkyou're gonna date long distance?
2437 01:42:02 Yeah, um, about that.
2438 01:42:04 There's something I would like to propose.
2439 01:42:08 Oh.
2440 01:42:09 - Ooh, it's happening, it's happening.- Here we go.
2441 01:42:11 No, no, no. I love you,but I... I don't want to get married.
2442 01:42:14 - [whispers] We talked about that.- Told you you shouldn't ask her.
2443 01:42:19 [Dixon] Congratulations, y'all.
2444 01:42:21 - I hear somebody got engaged!- No, no.
2445 01:42:24 - [♪ The Dixie Cups: "Chapel of Love"]- ♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪
2446 01:42:27 ♪ And we're gonna get married ♪
2447 01:42:32 - ♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪- Oh.
2448 01:42:34 - ♪ And we're gonna get married ♪- Take it off!
2449 01:42:39 - Oh.- Whoa.
2450 01:42:40 ♪ Gee, I really love you ♪
2451 01:42:42 ♪ And we're goin' to the chapel of love...
2452 01:42:47 Do you want to elope?
2453 01:42:49 I thought you didn't want to get married.
2454 01:42:51 Oh, I-I just don't like weddings.
2455 01:42:54 Of course.
2456 01:42:56 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2457 01:42:59 - ["Islands in the Stream"]- ♪ I can't live without you ♪
2458 01:43:01 ♪ If the love was gone ♪
2459 01:43:04 ♪ Everything means nothingif you've got no one ♪
2460 01:43:08 ♪ And I did walk in the night ♪
2461 01:43:11 ♪ Slowly losing sight of the real thing ♪
2462 01:43:18 ♪ But that won't happen to usand we got no doubt ♪
2463 01:43:23 ♪ Too deep in love and we got no way out ♪
2464 01:43:27 ♪ And the message is clear ♪
2465 01:43:30 ♪ This could be the yearfor the real thing ♪
2466 01:43:35 ♪ No more will you cry ♪
2467 01:43:38 ♪ Baby, I will hurt you never ♪
2468 01:43:41 ♪ We start and end as onein love forev er ♪
2469 01:43:45 ♪ We can ride it together, ah ha ♪
2470 01:43:49 ♪ Making love with each other, ah ha ♪
2471 01:43:54 ♪ Islands in the stream ♪
2472 01:43:56 ♪ That is what we are ♪
2473 01:43:58 ♪ No one in between ♪
2474 01:44:01 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
2475 01:44:03 ♪ Sail away with me ♪
2476 01:44:05 ♪ To another world ♪
2477 01:44:08 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
2478 01:44:12 - ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪- [laughter]
2479 01:44:17 ♪ ♪
2480 01:44:25 ♪ Sail away ♪
2481 01:44:27 ♪ Oh ♪
2482 01:44:29 ♪ Come sail away with me ♪
2483 01:44:35 ♪ Islands in the stream ♪
2484 01:44:38 ♪ That is what we are ♪
2485 01:44:40 ♪ No one in between ♪
2486 01:44:42 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
2487 01:44:45 ♪ Sail away with me ♪
2488 01:44:47 ♪ To another world ♪
2489 01:44:49 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
2490 01:44:54 ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪
2491 01:45:01 ♪ Islands in the stream ♪
2492 01:45:03 ♪ That is what we are ♪
2493 01:45:05 ♪ No one in between ♪
2494 01:45:08 ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
2495 01:45:10 ♪ Sail away with me ♪
2496 01:45:12 ♪ To another world ♪
2497 01:45:15 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪
2498 01:45:19 ♪ From one lover to another, ah ha ♪
2499 01:45:29 [song ends]
2500 01:45:35 [whimsical orchestral music playing]
2501 01:46:08 ♪ ♪
2502 01:46:40 ♪ ♪
2503 01:47:12 ♪ ♪
2504 01:47:44 ♪ ♪
2505 01:47:54 [♪ Magnus Ferrell featuring Deacon:"Slow Down"]
2506 01:47:59 ♪ You need to, you need to,you need to slow down ♪
2507 01:48:02 ♪ You need to, you need to ♪
2508 01:48:04 ♪ You need to slow down ♪
2509 01:48:06 ♪ You need to, you need to,you need to slow down ♪
2510 01:48:09 ♪ You need to, you need to ♪
2511 01:48:13 ♪ You need to, you need to,you need to slow down ♪
2512 01:48:16 ♪ You need to, you need to ♪
2513 01:48:18 ♪ You need to slow down ♪
2514 01:48:20 ♪ You need to, you need to,you need to slow down ♪
2515 01:48:23 ♪ You need to, you need to ♪
2516 01:48:27 ♪ Used to make me weak to my knees, yeah ♪
2517 01:48:31 ♪ But now I roll my eyestill you're leaving ♪
2518 01:48:34 ♪ Don't know what I gotta doto make you know now ♪
2519 01:48:37 ♪ You need to slow down,you need to slow down ♪