地球特派员 Elio(2025)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:07 Okay. How about...
2 00:01:09 a rocket dog with space chips?
3 00:01:14 Spaghetti with meteors?
4 00:01:18 Galactic grape cup?
5 00:01:22 Elio, you have to eat something.
6 00:01:26 You remember what your mom used to order for you?
7 00:01:32 Major Solís, what are you doing here?
8 00:01:34 Hey! Yeah, I'm with my nephew.
9 00:01:37 I'm trying to get him to eat.
10 00:01:39 Oh, right. Your nephew.
11 00:01:43 I heard about your brother and his wife. I'm so sorry.
12 00:01:47 Thank you.
13 00:01:49 We're managing.
14 00:01:50 What about the astronaut program? Weren't you about...
15 00:01:53 No. Not anymore.
16 00:01:55 The timing just isn't right.
17 00:01:57 Of course.
18 00:01:59 But it's been great spending time with my new roommate.
19 00:02:02 Right, buddy?
20 00:02:04 Oh, no.
21 00:02:53 Hello from the children of Planet Earth.
22 00:02:59 Since the dawn of time,
23 00:03:01 humans have gazed at the stars and wondered...
24 00:03:05 are we alone?
25 00:03:07 Voyager is our attempt to find out.
26 00:03:11 This intrepid explorer is on a mission,
27 00:03:14 traveling farther than any human has ever gone,
28 00:03:18 to the distant reaches of the cosmos and beyond.
29 00:03:23 Voyager will never see those who made it again.
30 00:03:27 It will drift on, solitary and alone.
31 00:03:31 But maybe one day,
32 00:03:33 distant worlds will receive its message
33 00:03:36 and Voyager will complete its mission,
34 00:03:39 proving we aren't so alone after all.
35 00:03:48 Elio! Elio!
36 00:03:52 Elio...
37 00:03:53 Are you hurt? What happened?
38 00:03:56 What happened?
39 00:03:57 Is life really out there, Tía Olga?
40 00:03:59 What?
41 00:04:01 Come on.
42 00:04:03 You can't run away like that, Elio.
43 00:04:15 I should like to extend the greetings of the government and the people of Canada.
44 00:04:48 Hello from the children of Planet Earth.
45 00:05:28 Oh, wait.
46 00:05:37 Okay.
47 00:06:04 Elio!
48 00:07:12 Hey.
49 00:07:15 Are you Elio?
50 00:07:16 Who wants to know?
51 00:07:18 You put flyers up for a Ham radio club?
52 00:07:22 I am Elio Solís,
53 00:07:24 president and leader of the Ham Radio Club
54 00:07:27 of this beach.
55 00:07:29 Cool. I'm Bryce.
56 00:07:30 Great, cool, awesome. Did you bring it?
57 00:07:33 Oh, yeah. It's my dad's ham radio, but I have my own call sign.
58 00:07:36 It's PXLOL,
59 00:07:38 which sometimes makes people I talk to laugh.
60 00:07:41 How far have you called?
61 00:07:42 On Friday I talked to...
62 00:07:45 Ohio.
63 00:07:48 If I can pair these together, I can double their reach.
64 00:07:51 Okay, you can go now.
65 00:07:52 Go? Wait.
66 00:07:54 Where's everyone else?
67 00:07:55 Unfortunately, most of our members came down with...
68 00:07:59 amnesia and forgot to come,
69 00:08:01 but I'll see you at the next meetup in three months!
70 00:08:03 - What's up, Bryce? - Hey.
71 00:08:06 One, two...
72 00:08:08 You almost messed up there.
73 00:08:09 Hey.
74 00:08:12 Oh, yeah.
75 00:08:13 - Swoosh! - Nice.
76 00:08:14 This is Caleb. He wanted to come too.
77 00:08:17 Hey. What's with the hat?
78 00:08:21 Like I said, the meetup's been postponed. Shingles is no joke.
79 00:08:24 I thought it was amnesia.
80 00:08:26 Oh, my gosh, you're right. It's spreading.
81 00:08:28 - You better go before you catch it. Bye! - Yo, what's up with this guy?
82 00:08:30 Dude, chill.
83 00:08:31 He's the kid whose parents died.
84 00:08:33 Hey, that's classified information.
85 00:08:34 As leader of this radio club, I hereby...
86 00:08:39 Did you do that?
87 00:08:41 No.
88 00:08:42 - Is this supposed to happen? - Don't. Stop it!
89 00:08:44 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
90 00:08:46 - Let me see that. - Don't touch that.
91 00:08:47 - I was just looking at it. - I have to respond.
92 00:08:50 - Let go! - Quit it.
93 00:08:52 No!
94 00:08:55 Yo, that was not my fault.
95 00:08:57 I didn't mean to...
96 00:08:59 Oh, come on.
97 00:09:00 You suborbital, gaseous...
98 00:09:03 waste of mass!
99 00:09:04 Activate supernova blast!
100 00:09:07 Get off of me, you freak.
101 00:09:09 - Come on, guys, stop! - He bit me!
102 00:09:11 Hey, what are you doing?
103 00:09:15 Unbelievable!
104 00:09:17 Fighting on the beach, skipping school?
105 00:09:20 Am I going to have to put a tracker on you?
106 00:09:23 Now your eye.
107 00:09:25 The doctor said not to touch it for two weeks.
108 00:09:28 Elio!
109 00:09:29 You meant starting now.
110 00:09:31 This is serious! What were you thinking?
111 00:09:33 I was minding my own business, taking in the night air
112 00:09:36 - and suddenly these ruffians attacked me. - No, no, no.
113 00:09:39 Look at me in the eye and for once, tell me the truth.
114 00:09:45 No. I'm not learning Elioese.
115 00:09:49 Major Solís.
116 00:09:51 You going to the seminar tonight?
117 00:09:52 There'll be a speaker from the Astronaut Selection Program.
118 00:09:56 No. No, no.
119 00:09:58 Something came up.
120 00:09:59 Oh, is this the nephew we've heard so much about?
121 00:10:02 Yes, that's him.
122 00:10:03 - Gloodle! - Stop it!
123 00:10:05 I don't know if this is boundary testing, or sleep regression, or...
124 00:10:09 Which one of these is you?
125 00:10:12 I don't know, but I think that one is you.
126 00:10:18 Okay, I've got one last meeting.
127 00:10:21 So, I need you to sit here
128 00:10:23 and not move or speak
129 00:10:24 or injure yourself for 10 minutes.
130 00:10:29 I have enough to deal with already.
131 00:10:37 What's with this emergency meeting?
132 00:10:38 Oh, you didn't hear?
133 00:10:39 Melmac thinks he found aliens.
134 00:10:42 This ought to be good.
135 00:10:48 All right, Mr. Melmac, let's hear it.
136 00:10:51 Major...
137 00:10:53 Major Solís, earlier today,
138 00:10:54 I found this signal coming from interstellar space.
139 00:11:08 Melmac, please.
140 00:11:10 - It's late... - Wait, wait, wait.
141 00:11:11 Listen closely.
142 00:11:15 Hello, Planet Earth.
143 00:11:17 Hello, Planet Earth.
144 00:11:19 In 1977, NASA launched the...
145 00:11:21 - The Golden Record. - The Golden Record! Yes.
146 00:11:23 - The what? - The Golden Record, sir,
147 00:11:26 was Earth's message in a bottle.
148 00:11:27 Hello from the children of Planet Earth.
149 00:11:30 Don't you see?
150 00:11:31 Hello, Planet Earth.
151 00:11:33 I think someone in interstellar space found our message
152 00:11:36 and is sending it back to us as a reply!
153 00:11:39 - Melmac... - Major...
154 00:11:40 - Melmac... - Major!
155 00:11:41 We can't just leave it like this, we have to respond.
156 00:11:44 I've already rerouted every satellite to send the signal back.
157 00:11:47 Sure, it might cause a few system failures.
158 00:11:49 Whoop. Sorry. Maybe a small electrical fire,
159 00:11:51 but it would be worth it for first contact!
160 00:11:56 I have everything cued up and ready to go. Just say the word!
161 00:11:59 If someone or something is calling out to Earth,
162 00:12:03 who on Earth do you want taking that call?
163 00:12:11 You...
164 00:12:13 should go home.
165 00:12:14 - Take a week. - Take two weeks.
166 00:12:15 No. You got to believe me.
167 00:12:17 Major, please! They're out there!
168 00:12:19 Major!
169 00:12:20 Unhand me!
170 00:12:21 May I remind everyone that we are orbital analysts.
171 00:12:24 We track space debris, not rogue UFO signals.
172 00:12:28 Let's just...
173 00:12:31 Let's just take five.
174 00:12:32 It's been a long night.
175 00:12:34 What a nutjob.
176 00:12:50 This is Elio Solís of the planet Earth.
177 00:12:54 I come in peace...
178 00:12:56 and I'm super excited to join you.
179 00:12:59 I'm creative, hardworking...
180 00:13:02 shredded.
181 00:13:04 So please come and get me. I'll be waiting.
182 00:13:06 Okay, bye. Love you.
183 00:13:10 Yes.
184 00:13:13 Yes!
185 00:13:15 Yes!
186 00:13:25 Oh, no.
187 00:13:26 Time is of the essence. They could be here any minute. I got to pack!
188 00:13:29 I take full responsibility, but, I mean, you have kids, right?
189 00:13:33 I'll be out of your way soon. Don't worry.
190 00:13:34 - Just need a few snacks for the road. - Elio!
191 00:13:36 Sorry, ma'am. What was that?
192 00:13:37 Which will you miss the least? ¿Fuego?
193 00:13:39 - Fuego. Yeah. - I understand.
194 00:13:40 Should I bring forks, or would they think they're weapons?
195 00:13:42 Not worth the risk! I'll bring spoons.
196 00:13:44 Nice, peaceful spoons.
197 00:13:46 - Where's my good cape? - You too, ma'am.
198 00:13:48 - It's not in the wash, is it? - Thank you.
199 00:13:50 - Here it is! - Elio...
200 00:13:51 Blue or green? Which one says, "Take me with you,"
201 00:13:53 but not in a desperate way?
202 00:13:55 Elio, stop! Please!
203 00:13:57 Aliens are not coming for you.
204 00:14:01 But that guy said...
205 00:14:02 You're out of control. You got in a fight.
206 00:14:04 You shut down power to the whole base
207 00:14:07 and I almost lost my job!
208 00:14:11 We have to try something different.
209 00:14:15 Boarding school? You're trying to get rid of me.
210 00:14:17 No, this is just their sleepaway camp. It's just a couple of weeks.
211 00:14:20 I can't go. They're coming tonight.
212 00:14:22 You need to make friends or just a friend.
213 00:14:25 I don't care about friends. I need to meet aliens.
214 00:14:27 Why?
215 00:14:28 Because there's 500 million habitable planets out there
216 00:14:31 and one of them's got to want me! Because obviously you don't!
217 00:14:34 Of course, I do! We're family!
218 00:14:36 You're not my family!
219 00:14:49 Your life isn't up there, Elio.
220 00:14:52 It's down here.
221 00:15:12 I can't deal with this.
222 00:15:14 I don't know if anybody can deal with this.
223 00:15:19 When I drop him off tomorrow,
224 00:15:20 I'm going to see if they can enroll him in the fall.
225 00:15:23 I know,
226 00:15:24 but this just isn't how I thought my life would be.
227 00:15:34 It's an ancient human theme.
228 00:15:36 You can find it in virtually every culture,
229 00:15:38 in religion, folklore, superstition
230 00:15:40 and now in science.
231 00:15:42 The search for life elsewhere is remarkable in our age,
232 00:15:46 because this is the first time that we can actually do something
233 00:15:49 besides speculation.
234 00:15:52 We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.
235 00:15:55 We can use large radio telescopes
236 00:15:57 to see if there is any message being sent to us lately...
237 00:16:02 and it touches to the deepest of human concerns.
238 00:16:06 Are we alone?
239 00:16:28 No contact! No contact!
240 00:16:31 You know I went here too, when I was a kid.
241 00:16:34 You might not believe me right now...
242 00:16:38 but this will be good for you.
243 00:16:46 - Counselor Truman, could I have a word? - Of course, Major.
244 00:16:55 We got in so much trouble...
245 00:16:59 because of you.
246 00:17:00 Yeah. Thanks a lot.
247 00:17:02 - Better watch your back. - Yeah.
248 00:17:18 He's going to be so freaked out!
249 00:17:20 Follow my lead.
250 00:17:23 Quiet. Quiet.
251 00:17:24 We're not going to hurt him, right? Just scare him a little?
252 00:17:27 Come on, it'll be funny.
253 00:17:30 Shut up! You'll wake him up. Come on.
254 00:17:32 Quiet, quiet!
255 00:17:37 Greetings, Earthling.
256 00:17:38 We come in peace!
257 00:17:41 Where did he go?
258 00:17:49 Athena 5, there is a decommissioned satellite headed your way.
259 00:17:52 I'm calculating a new flight path for you. Standby.
260 00:17:55 Go ahead, Montez.
261 00:17:56 Minus 53, plus 32, roll seven.
262 00:17:59 Yeah, copy that.
263 00:18:02 Sorry about the scare.
264 00:18:03 There's been a lot of satellite interference today.
265 00:18:05 Roger that. Athena 5, over and out.
266 00:18:50 Elio!
267 00:18:52 - Come out, come out, wherever you are! - Elio!
268 00:18:55 - Don't you want to hang out with us? - I thought you wanted to meet some aliens.
269 00:18:57 Come on, it'll be fun.
270 00:19:02 He's out here somewhere.
271 00:19:04 Come on, Space Boy! We know you're out there.
272 00:19:53 Gotcha!
273 00:19:54 You found me.
274 00:19:56 This is payback.
275 00:19:57 It's okay. You don't need to pay me back.
276 00:19:59 Wait. What is that?
277 00:20:02 Hope you like how it tastes.
278 00:20:04 There's something back there.
279 00:20:05 Look!
280 00:20:08 You're so dead, Solís.
281 00:20:09 Hey, hold on.
282 00:20:12 Wait.
283 00:21:06 Please.
284 00:21:13 Yes!
285 00:21:15 Yes!
286 00:21:17 It's happening! It's really happening.
287 00:21:21 I knew it! I knew it!
288 00:21:23 Yes!
289 00:21:28 Yes, yes, yes!
290 00:21:39 Thank you!
291 00:21:47 Yes! Yeah!
292 00:22:04 Hi.
293 00:22:07 I knew it! I knew aliens were looking for me. You saved my life!
294 00:22:11 I promise I'll pull my weight on this spaceship?
295 00:22:14 Is this a spaceship? Anyway, where should we start?
296 00:22:17 Probes? Samples?
297 00:22:18 I've got plenty.
298 00:22:24 Testing, testing, testing.
299 00:22:26 Can you understand me now?
300 00:22:28 Yes. Wow.
301 00:22:30 It is a pleasure to meet you.
302 00:22:31 I am Ooooo, a liquid supercomputer.
303 00:22:35 Allow me to adjust your gravity.
304 00:22:36 - Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine. - Gravity on.
305 00:22:42 A welcome glass of glorp, compliments of the Communiverse.
306 00:22:46 Thank you.
307 00:22:47 Wait. The what?
308 00:23:05 Welcome to the Communiverse,
309 00:23:07 a pangalactic organization of the advanced species of the cosmos.
310 00:23:11 The greatest minds of the universe come here to share knowledge, innovation...
311 00:23:15 And recipes!
312 00:23:17 Welcome!
313 00:23:18 - Welcome! - Lovely.
314 00:23:20 Greetings, Ambassadors!
315 00:23:21 Absolutely ecstatic to make your acquaintance.
316 00:23:25 You've run dry. Let me top you off, old brick.
317 00:23:29 Thank you.
318 00:23:30 Yes. One cerebellum, four lobes...
319 00:23:34 and a medulla.
320 00:23:36 Do you mind if I take a little peek inside and see?
321 00:23:38 Questa, don't mindread him, you've just met him.
322 00:23:41 So sorry about that.
323 00:23:43 I am Questa of Gom.
324 00:23:45 Helix of Falluvinum.
325 00:23:48 Tegmen of Tegmeg.
326 00:23:49 And you are?
327 00:23:52 Elio Solís of, uh... Earth!
328 00:23:56 A toast to our new candidate, Elio Solís of Uh- Earth.
329 00:24:02 - There he is! - Elio Solís!
330 00:24:04 Look, it's Elio!
331 00:24:05 It's a new candidate!
332 00:24:07 Salutations!
333 00:24:08 I love your eye!
334 00:24:10 We search the universe for like- minded souls and new species
335 00:24:15 and we think you're an excellent candidate for Communiverse membership.
336 00:24:20 You mean I could stay here?
337 00:24:21 If all the members agree, then, yes.
338 00:24:24 You'll be one of us and be the proud bearer of one of these.
339 00:24:29 Now come, everyone's eager to meet you.
340 00:24:39 Each of us brings our specialized knowledge and interest to share.
341 00:24:43 Greetings, Naos!
342 00:24:44 Hello. Salutations.
343 00:24:46 Naos, here, created the Communidiscs we all use with controls for gravity...
344 00:24:53 temperature...
345 00:24:55 and all known languages.
346 00:24:57 You know Elioese?
347 00:25:06 - Gloodle! - Gloodle!
348 00:25:07 Gloodle!
349 00:25:08 This is my most recent design. Try it.
350 00:25:11 Hello.
351 00:25:12 I am the Universal Users Manual.
352 00:25:15 I contain the secrets of the universe.
353 00:25:18 What is the meaning of life?
354 00:25:20 What lies beyond a black hole? Is there a purpose to...
355 00:25:23 Who would win in a fight?
356 00:25:24 One gorilla with a baseball bat or ten chimps?
357 00:25:26 None who fight are true winners.
358 00:25:33 The gorilla.
359 00:25:36 These little critters are mimollusks.
360 00:25:39 They use nanotechnology to construct anything you desire.
361 00:25:48 Are you kidding me?
362 00:25:50 How dashing!
363 00:25:54 This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.
364 00:25:57 This is the bathroom.
365 00:26:03 Gets me every time.
366 00:26:05 Bracing.
367 00:26:06 It's like I was always meant to be here.
368 00:26:09 I knew you were looking for me.
369 00:26:11 Of course we were looking for you.
370 00:26:13 Ever since we picked up this charming little spacecraft you sent us.
371 00:26:20 Voyager?
372 00:26:21 We found it in an asteroid field.
373 00:26:23 Nice craftsmanship.
374 00:26:26 Thanks?
375 00:26:32 Curious about the species who made it, we sent an invitation
376 00:26:36 and were delighted to receive your planet's official reply.
377 00:26:40 This is Elio Solís of the planet Earth and I'm super excited to join you.
378 00:26:45 I'm creative, hardworking, shredded.
379 00:26:49 So, please come and get me. I'll be waiting. Okay, bye. Love you.
380 00:26:51 - Very touching. - We are delighted
381 00:26:53 to finally make your acquaintance,
382 00:26:56 Leader of Uh- Earth.
383 00:27:02 Why is your face melting?
384 00:27:04 - Well... - Ambassadors,
385 00:27:06 an urgent matter requires your attention.
386 00:27:08 It involves the other candidate.
387 00:27:09 - Oh, him. - Oh, dear.
388 00:27:11 We should hurry. Quickly now!
389 00:27:12 Excuse us.
390 00:27:16 Please join us.
391 00:27:22 Your technology and my weapons would be an unstoppable alliance.
392 00:27:27 Now, admit me to your Communiverse!
393 00:27:32 Unfortunately, Candidate Grigon,
394 00:27:34 it is our assessment that you are
395 00:27:37 not a fit.
396 00:27:38 I, Lord Grigon,
397 00:27:40 Blood Emperor of Hylurg, not a fit?
398 00:27:45 Well, we believe in tolerance and open- mindedness...
399 00:27:49 I am tolerant!
400 00:27:51 So sorry, it's not you.
401 00:27:54 It's us.
402 00:27:57 I thought we said it was him.
403 00:27:59 If I cannot join the Communiverse,
404 00:28:02 then I shall take it by force!
405 00:28:05 Prepare to be conquered!
406 00:28:11 What a brute!
407 00:28:12 Why did he make a new hole?
408 00:28:13 I suggest we run and hide.
409 00:28:15 Yes, let's go to the edge of the cosmos and turn off all the lights.
410 00:28:19 That includes me, right?
411 00:28:21 Oh, so sorry, candidate Solís,
412 00:28:23 we couldn't possibly accept new members under the current situation.
413 00:28:27 Applications are closed indefinitely.
414 00:28:29 - But I just got here! - Such a shame.
415 00:28:31 Let's check back in a few thousand years?
416 00:28:34 Perhaps one of us could talk to Lord Grigon.
417 00:28:36 - You do it! - Not me.
418 00:28:37 - I am shy. - I'm busy.
419 00:28:38 - I have allergies. - My battery is low.
420 00:28:40 Don't worry. I'll return you to your life on Uh- Earth just as it was.
421 00:28:45 Just as it was.
422 00:28:49 No, no!
423 00:28:52 I'll do it.
424 00:28:55 I'm the leader of Earth.
425 00:28:57 I'm the perfect guy for the job.
426 00:29:00 What did it say?
427 00:29:01 - How curious. - I do not understand.
428 00:29:02 - You would talk to Lord Grigon? - But what would you say?
429 00:29:05 Are you an expert on conflict negotiation?
430 00:29:08 You kidding? My life is nothing but conflict...
431 00:29:11 and I've got the battle scars to prove it.
432 00:29:16 It would be a welcome change
433 00:29:18 not to flee every bully who covets our treasures.
434 00:29:24 Yes. What's in it for you?
435 00:29:26 Why would you agree to such a dangerous mission?
436 00:29:29 Because...
437 00:29:31 you need me.
438 00:29:32 And at my age it's really about giving back.
439 00:29:36 If you can make Grigon go away, we'd make you a member on the spot.
440 00:29:42 Then I, the leader of Earth, am ready to serve.
441 00:29:45 - Good. Very good. - How impressive!
442 00:29:47 - What courage! - Wonderful!
443 00:29:49 Candidate Solís, you continue to surprise.
444 00:29:52 When Grigon returns, we shall be ready for him.
445 00:29:55 Until then, as you say on Uh- Earth.
446 00:29:58 Okay, bye. I love you.
447 00:30:00 Okay. Bye. I love you.
448 00:30:03 Don't worry. I got this.
449 00:30:04 You're in great hands.
450 00:30:09 Just one last order of business.
451 00:30:11 Oh, yeah, of course.
452 00:30:14 While you negotiate with the warlord, you'll need a temporary replacement.
453 00:30:18 Can I trouble you for a DNA sample?
454 00:30:20 Sure. Where do you want it...?
455 00:30:30 Wow. My first probe.
456 00:30:34 World leaders, such as yourself, can't just disappear.
457 00:30:37 Your planet would descend into chaos.
458 00:30:40 That's what cloning clay is for.
459 00:31:06 Is this...?
460 00:31:07 Are you...?
461 00:31:09 Me?
462 00:31:11 Rock...
463 00:31:12 Paper...
464 00:31:13 Black hole!
465 00:31:15 - Space is the best! - Space is amazing!
466 00:31:21 In you go.
467 00:31:22 Sorry.
468 00:31:24 It's a living.
469 00:31:25 So, what is my motivation?
470 00:31:26 What do you mean?
471 00:31:28 Should I change anything
472 00:31:29 or just stick with the low self- esteem and desperation to belong?
473 00:31:32 What? I'm normal, just be normal.
474 00:31:35 No weird stuff, okay?
475 00:31:37 - Okay. - Okay.
476 00:31:46 Have fun.
477 00:31:47 Intriguing Uh- Earth custom. The warlord awaits.
478 00:31:52 There was just a few things I wanted to brush up on.
479 00:31:55 Where was that thing that knew everything about everything?
480 00:31:56 You mean this?
481 00:31:57 Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual.
482 00:32:01 Would you like to learn the meaning of life now? It's a...
483 00:32:03 No. I need everything you've got on how to negotiate with the warmonger.
484 00:32:08 Certainly.
485 00:32:09 - I have chapters on leading with empathy. - Nope.
486 00:32:12 - Fostering connection? - Nope.
487 00:32:14 Making the killer deal?
488 00:32:15 Yes, that one. Do you have a pen?
489 00:32:18 In the increasingly likely event that you will die,
490 00:32:20 would you like to notify your next of kin on Uh- Earth?
491 00:32:23 No, that's okay.
492 00:32:24 Start from a position of power.
493 00:32:27 The most important thing is to stay calm.
494 00:32:30 Don't you tell me to stay calm!
495 00:32:32 What is this, huh? A camp or a fight club?
496 00:32:34 He's an innocent little boy
497 00:32:36 and if this is what you call building character,
498 00:32:39 then I'll take it up with your boss,
499 00:32:42 or her boss. Everyone's boss!
500 00:32:45 Unacceptable!
501 00:32:50 I never should have left you here.
502 00:32:52 Yeah, they chased me because I'm weak and small,
503 00:32:54 but there was pizza for dinner. So, overall, a pretty good night.
504 00:32:57 How's the eye? Swollen?
505 00:32:59 - Did they hurt it? - It's fine.
506 00:33:00 I'm so sorry I didn't check in.
507 00:33:02 - Something weird was happening. - That's okay.
508 00:33:05 I was tracking this crazy signal from space...
509 00:33:08 Are we going home? What's for dinner?
510 00:33:12 Mac and cheese.
511 00:33:13 I just thought you'd be interested because if aliens were calling from space...
512 00:33:18 Early morning fog and clouds along the coast...
513 00:33:21 Elio?
514 00:33:22 Are we doing regular or white cheddar? I'm starved.
515 00:33:24 So, you don't want to talk about aliens?
516 00:33:26 Not really. I thought it'd be better if I just dropped it.
517 00:33:30 Really?
518 00:33:32 That's... amazing.
519 00:33:35 Good for you.
520 00:33:39 I love this song.
521 00:33:51 Do you see him?
522 00:33:53 Yes, and he's brought his...
523 00:33:56 compatriots.
524 00:33:57 Jolly good.
525 00:33:59 Okay. Be confident. Speak from a position of power.
526 00:34:02 He's here!
527 00:34:03 He's here. There he is.
528 00:34:05 The man of the hour.
529 00:34:07 Sorry I'm late.
530 00:34:08 So, is Lord Grigon coming here?
531 00:34:11 Oh, no. You will be going out there.
532 00:34:15 Okay, bye. Love you.
533 00:34:19 What is this?
534 00:34:21 Red? Green?
535 00:34:22 Welcome, Captain Solís.
536 00:34:24 You have selected a map of our coordinates.
537 00:34:26 Cabin pressure. Shield function. A nutritious shake. A breath mint.
538 00:34:29 A bladder evacuation module.
539 00:34:30 He found the mint.
540 00:34:34 You have set our destination to your home planet.
541 00:34:36 Uh- Earth.
542 00:34:38 Confirm or cancel?
543 00:34:43 Good luck.
544 00:34:48 Cancel.
545 00:34:57 Okay, okay.
546 00:35:03 A little to the left.
547 00:35:04 Get your nubs at ten and two.
548 00:35:11 What a heroic figure he cuts.
549 00:35:43 Hi. Take me to your leader?
550 00:35:53 Okay, look him in the eye. Stand your ground.
551 00:35:56 You're the alpha, you're the killer. You're...
552 00:36:05 This is who the Communiverse sends?
553 00:36:11 You are more puny than I expected.
554 00:36:14 I could say the same about you.
555 00:36:17 What?
556 00:36:19 What do you need to leave the Communiverse alone?
557 00:36:21 Hylurgians prefer to negotiate with screams in the air.
558 00:36:28 Pull!
559 00:36:39 Recoil's a little heavy.
560 00:36:43 Your turn.
561 00:36:46 Darn! I left my arm cannon at home.
562 00:36:49 Why don't we...?
563 00:36:53 Use one of mine.
564 00:36:54 So nice of you.
565 00:36:59 I mean, we're both leaders and...
566 00:37:02 Pull!
567 00:37:05 Surely we could find something to everyone's mutual...
568 00:37:10 benefit.
569 00:37:12 Trick shot.
570 00:37:13 Perhaps we are able to communicate... Pull!
571 00:37:17 But those Communiverse weaklings
572 00:37:20 look at me like some kind of monster.
573 00:37:23 How dare they reject me!
574 00:37:27 Well, if they don't want you,
575 00:37:30 why not find someone who does?
576 00:37:33 Come again?
577 00:37:34 There's got to be a place out there
578 00:37:36 that would love to have a strong guy like you.
579 00:37:40 But is the Communiverse not where the greatest leaders gather?
580 00:37:44 Am I not great?
581 00:37:46 Totally.
582 00:37:47 But why waste your life trying to connect with people who don't get you?
583 00:37:51 It's time to move on.
584 00:37:53 Right, Gri- guy?
585 00:37:56 Gri- guy?
586 00:37:58 Yes. What, Workko, what is it?
587 00:38:01 Your Wrath, the princeling wants to see you.
588 00:38:03 For the hate of the... Tell him I am busy!
589 00:38:07 So, as we were saying, forget the Communiverse...
590 00:38:10 You are a father, right?
591 00:38:13 Yeah.
592 00:38:14 It is so difficult!
593 00:38:15 He has no concept of the importance of my work.
594 00:38:19 I get it. If he's too hard to handle, then just ship him off.
595 00:38:23 That's what I did with mine. So...
596 00:38:25 "Too hard to handle"?
597 00:38:31 I mean...
598 00:38:32 You think I cannot handle my own son?
599 00:38:35 No, no, no. I don't think that...
600 00:38:36 No! Really. Tell me what I am doing wrong!
601 00:38:40 It's okay. I'm a bad parent too.
602 00:38:42 - What? - None of us know what we're doing.
603 00:38:44 We didn't even want this, right?
604 00:38:47 Let me remind you who you are dealing with!
605 00:38:49 I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg...
606 00:38:53 scourge of the Crab Nebula and a great father!
607 00:38:58 Pull!
608 00:39:04 Right, why don't we take a little breather...
609 00:39:07 The negotiation is over. Gronk!
610 00:39:10 Show the prisoner to his quarters!
611 00:39:12 Prisoner? What?
612 00:39:14 You will watch from a cell as I destroy your beloved Communiverse!
613 00:39:18 No, no, wait!
614 00:39:23 He's really turned over a new leaf.
615 00:39:26 - Hey, Elio. - Hey, Jim. How's your back?
616 00:39:28 - Oh, you know... - I hear ya.
617 00:39:31 Camp must've really helped.
618 00:39:33 I guess it did.
619 00:39:34 But he was only there for one day.
620 00:39:38 I overheard the colonel raving about you.
621 00:39:40 Really? She was?
622 00:39:41 Yeah. You've been working really hard.
623 00:39:44 That's so good to hear. I thought I'd never get off her bad side.
624 00:39:49 Everyone's super impressed.
625 00:39:56 Wait, please. You made a mistake.
626 00:39:58 I'm the leader of Earth!
627 00:40:35 Gravity... off.
628 00:40:48 Okay, that's enough! Gravity back!
629 00:40:53 Okay. I'll just get back to Grigon. What haven't I tried?
630 00:40:58 "Bargaining chip"? Like, something valuable?
631 00:41:01 Where am I going to find...?
632 00:41:26 Hi, there.
633 00:41:35 I'm too young to die. I'm too young to die.
634 00:41:38 I'm too young to die.
635 00:41:45 What's happening? What's happening?
636 00:41:48 Translator disc, cool.
637 00:41:50 - Are you going to eat me? - What?
638 00:41:52 I was just swaddling you because you seemed scared.
639 00:41:55 That's what my mom does when I get scared.
640 00:41:57 I'm rarely unswaddled.
641 00:42:00 You're just a little kid.
642 00:42:02 So? Don't have to be rude about it.
643 00:42:07 No, no, no. Hey, come back!
644 00:42:09 I wasn't making fun of you!
645 00:42:11 My name's Elio.
646 00:42:13 What's your name?
647 00:42:15 You really want to know my name?
648 00:42:17 Well, I really want to get down.
649 00:42:20 I'm Glordon! No one's ever asked me my name before.
650 00:42:24 I mean, I ask a lot of questions all the time.
651 00:42:26 No one ever asks me about questions about me, though.
652 00:42:29 Like what my favorite color is.
653 00:42:30 It's purple, if you're asking. Are you asking?
654 00:42:39 What's wrong with you? That's just my carapace.
655 00:42:42 - What? - I'll show you.
656 00:42:52 Ta- da!
657 00:42:55 Every Hylurgian gets one when they come of age.
658 00:42:58 It's got weapons and bombs and stuff.
659 00:43:00 Ooh, and a cup holder!
660 00:43:02 It's bespoke.
661 00:43:04 So, if Hylurgians took off their armor, they'd look like you?
662 00:43:07 Yeah, but nobody would ever do that.
663 00:43:10 To expose your soft, warm flesh
664 00:43:12 would dishonor you and your whole family for all eternity.
665 00:43:15 I can't wait to get installed.
666 00:43:17 I'm going to look so hot.
667 00:43:20 Alert! A prisoner has escaped.
668 00:43:22 - Oh, no. - Are they talking about you?
669 00:43:24 It's a complicated political situation. You wouldn't understand.
670 00:43:27 - Are you a treacherous dissident? - Where is he?
671 00:43:29 - Check every chamber! - Are you an assassin?
672 00:43:31 - You two with me. Move! - What'd you do?
673 00:43:33 Yes, sir!
674 00:43:34 Come on, I'm really good at keeping secrets.
675 00:43:37 - Nothing here, sir. - Keep looking!
676 00:43:39 The secret is...
677 00:43:41 I'm a kid.
678 00:43:42 What? Really?
679 00:43:44 Mm- hmm.
680 00:43:46 And I kind of tricked the Communiverse into thinking I was the leader of Earth.
681 00:43:49 - What? - Just leave them alone
682 00:43:51 or else I'm going to be captured
683 00:43:52 out of the only place I've ever wanted to be.
684 00:43:53 No way! You're crazy.
685 00:43:56 I know and now Grigon's going to blow everyone up
686 00:43:59 unless I can find a bargaining chip.
687 00:44:01 Something he values, but what does he even value?
688 00:44:05 Well, Dad values blood, glory, the misery of his enemies.
689 00:44:09 - There was this one time... - Hold up.
690 00:44:11 Grigon's your dad?
691 00:44:12 I thought you knew. I look just like him.
692 00:44:15 Check it out.
693 00:44:22 I've been working on my back.
694 00:44:26 Can I ask you a big favor?
695 00:44:31 Sure.
696 00:44:32 Bargaining chip. Cool.
697 00:44:34 I've never been a bargaining chip before.
698 00:44:37 I've been a liability. A disappointment.
699 00:44:38 - A deduction. - Are we almost to my ship?
700 00:44:41 Not far now. I've also been a pillow, an enigma,
701 00:44:44 a problem, a headache.
702 00:44:47 Little help, please.
703 00:44:49 Lately, I've just been ignored,
704 00:44:51 but now my dad's finally going to pay attention to me.
705 00:44:54 Do your parents pay attention to you?
706 00:44:56 Well, my Aunt Olga doesn't care.
707 00:44:58 With me out the way she can do what she really wants.
708 00:45:02 Like be an astronaut or whatever.
709 00:45:04 She gave up being an astronaut or whatever for you?
710 00:45:07 Wow. She must really love you.
711 00:45:10 No, no, she doesn't.
712 00:45:12 But now I'm free to join the Communiverse,
713 00:45:15 which is where I belong anyway
714 00:45:17 and that's where you come in,
715 00:45:18 bargaining chip.
716 00:45:25 Wiggle, wiggle.
717 00:45:28 Candidate Solís? Sorry to bother you.
718 00:45:31 It's just that the Hylurgian ships
719 00:45:34 seem to be pointing their cannons at us.
720 00:45:36 Is this part of the negotiations?
721 00:45:38 Oh, that's just a drill. Don't worry.
722 00:45:41 Wiggle.
723 00:45:46 Come on.
724 00:45:47 What are these tunnels for, anyway?
725 00:45:49 Oh, these are the lava flumes. They power the cannons.
726 00:45:54 Glordon, I am not fireproof!
727 00:45:56 - Really? Why didn't you say something? - Glordon!
728 00:45:59 It's okay. Just get in my mouth.
729 00:46:02 What? No way!
730 00:46:04 Trust me.
731 00:46:14 It's actually kind of comfy in here.
732 00:46:16 It is? I've never been in there. Hold on.
733 00:46:24 Yeah!
734 00:46:29 Refreshing.
735 00:46:32 You okay?
736 00:46:34 Yes!
737 00:46:36 Lower me down.
738 00:46:42 Thanks, Glordon.
739 00:46:43 It's nothing. Up top.
740 00:46:47 How long's the flight? Any snacks on board?
741 00:46:54 It's Candidate Solís! I'm sure he's bringing good news.
742 00:46:59 Look out!
743 00:47:06 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
744 00:47:08 - Candidate Solís? - What's happened?
745 00:47:11 Ooooo, open a line to Lord Grigon!
746 00:47:13 - Of course. - Who is this?
747 00:47:15 Who is responsible for...
748 00:47:17 - You! - Yes.
749 00:47:18 It's me! The leader of Earth.
750 00:47:21 And the negotiation is not over because now I've got this!
751 00:47:25 Oh, my.
752 00:47:26 Glordon?
753 00:47:27 Yes, and pretty soon he's going to be Glor- done.
754 00:47:31 Hi, Dad. I'm a bargaining chip.
755 00:47:33 No. Say the other thing.
756 00:47:35 Help me, Father. He overpowered me.
757 00:47:38 He's too strong. Too shredded.
758 00:47:41 Quiet, you!
759 00:47:43 What is that unholy sound? Stop! Stop!
760 00:47:47 Only if you swear...
761 00:47:48 On your Hylurgian honor.
762 00:47:50 On your Hylurgian honor
763 00:47:52 to leave the Communiverse in peace and never return.
764 00:47:55 My Hylurgian honor?
765 00:47:57 Do you know what you are asking? I will...
766 00:48:04 Stop!
767 00:48:06 I concede!
768 00:48:10 I swear on my honor...
769 00:48:14 You are full of surprises.
770 00:48:16 You have my vow.
771 00:48:19 I will come to collect my son,
772 00:48:21 but if even one hair on a single nub is harmed,
773 00:48:25 you will feel my wrath.
774 00:48:30 Well done. I knew you had it in you.
775 00:48:33 Thank you.
776 00:48:34 Oh, I can't wait for this all to be over, and officially welcome you into the fold.
777 00:48:39 I'm customizing your membership badge right now.
778 00:48:42 Do you like the color?
779 00:48:44 It's beautiful.
780 00:48:45 And so well- deserved.
781 00:48:47 But first, let's prepare for Lord Grigon's arrival.
782 00:48:50 Come, everyone. Chop chop.
783 00:48:54 You guys go ahead. I'll take care of the bargaining chip.
784 00:48:58 Very good, Candidate Solís. Now, does anyone know a good caterer?
785 00:49:04 Oh, we did it.
786 00:49:06 Yeah. You were so cool.
787 00:49:09 Oh, you okay?
788 00:49:11 I've never been outside before.
789 00:49:14 It's cold here.
790 00:49:19 Wow! This thing's amazing.
791 00:49:21 Watch this. Gravity off.
792 00:49:27 Gravity off.
793 00:49:34 You think this is cool? Come on!
794 00:49:38 Your Wrath, the shuttle is ready. Shall we depart?
795 00:49:41 No, not yet.
796 00:49:44 The princeling was taken because he was vulnerable...
797 00:49:47 exposed, soft.
798 00:49:51 Prepare his carapace.
799 00:49:53 But that will take time, Your Bloodness...
800 00:49:55 Do it! We will perform Glordon's ceremony on the Communiverse
801 00:49:59 and they will quiver at the full might of Hylurg!
802 00:50:06 - Ready? - Yes.
803 00:50:08 No.
804 00:50:09 Okay, yes!
805 00:50:11 On three.
806 00:50:12 One, two...
807 00:50:14 - Two and a half. - Two and a half.
808 00:50:16 Three!
809 00:50:24 - Again? - Heck, yeah, again.
810 00:50:25 - On three. - One, two.
811 00:50:38 Yeah!
812 00:51:30 No, no.
813 00:51:33 Noice.
814 00:51:38 So, everyone speaks Elioese on Earth?
815 00:51:41 Nah, just me.
816 00:51:42 And my parents.
817 00:51:45 Or at least they did.
818 00:51:48 My aunt's not into it,
819 00:51:50 but I keep using it so I don't forget.
820 00:51:55 Did something happen to your parents?
821 00:51:59 Yeah.
822 00:52:02 I'm sorry.
823 00:52:03 I know it's not the same, but my mom's gone a lot.
824 00:52:07 Fighting the Blood Wars.
825 00:52:09 I miss her a ton.
826 00:52:11 Sometimes it feels like Dad doesn't even want me.
827 00:52:16 I know what you mean.
828 00:52:20 The only people who wanted me are gone.
829 00:52:26 But I don't know.
830 00:52:29 What if...
831 00:52:31 What if there's nothing about me to want?
832 00:52:36 I thought Earth was the problem...
833 00:52:41 but what if it's me?
834 00:52:44 Well, I like you.
835 00:52:47 And you seem fine to me.
836 00:53:19 He brought your carapace.
837 00:53:21 I guess so?
838 00:53:22 But that's good, right?
839 00:53:24 Yeah. I mean, it has a flame thrower, a circular saw, acid gun.
840 00:53:28 I'll get to fight, and conquer, and kill, and...
841 00:53:34 Glordon,
842 00:53:36 do you not want to get into your carapace?
843 00:53:38 Yeah, I mean, kind of, well...
844 00:53:41 No, no.
845 00:53:42 I've been pretending to want it, but I've been living a lie!
846 00:53:49 Once I'm installed, I'll never get to play, or swim,
847 00:53:53 or do anything.
848 00:53:54 It'll be the worst!
849 00:53:58 But why didn't you say something?
850 00:54:00 Because all Hylurgians have to do it!
851 00:54:02 It's tradition.
852 00:54:04 And if I don't,
853 00:54:07 my dad would hate me.
854 00:54:17 Glordon, you're not getting in there.
855 00:54:18 But I don't have a choice.
856 00:54:22 We'll figure it out.
857 00:54:24 I don't know how, but...
858 00:54:28 Oh, wait.
859 00:54:30 What?
860 00:54:33 What are we doing?
861 00:54:35 We're going to give your dad what he wants.
862 00:54:36 Me?
863 00:54:37 Well, yes, but also no.
864 00:54:39 Cloning clay? Are you sure about this?
865 00:54:42 Yeah. Why not?
866 00:54:43 I don't know. Would a clone really fool my dad?
867 00:54:46 He's pretty smart.
868 00:54:47 It's going to work. I'll show you.
869 00:54:50 Ooooo? Ooooo?
870 00:54:51 - Yes? - Can I check on my clone?
871 00:54:53 Certainly.
872 00:54:55 That smells good, papito.
873 00:54:57 It's a secret recipe.
874 00:54:58 You're going to love it.
875 00:55:00 How are you so good at everything?
876 00:55:08 Wow. I guess it does work.
877 00:55:10 Okay, let's do it.
878 00:55:12 Yeah.
879 00:55:14 Yeah!
880 00:55:15 Okay. Your dad will take your clone back to Hylurg,
881 00:55:18 I'll become an Ambassador,
882 00:55:20 and neither of us will have to see Hylurg,
883 00:55:21 or stupid Earth again.
884 00:55:23 It's a win- win- win.
885 00:55:30 Yes.
886 00:55:35 I'm Glordon!
887 00:55:36 Wow! Am I really that ripped?
888 00:55:38 You, follow us.
889 00:55:39 You got it.
890 00:55:44 You'll be safe in here. No one else can open it.
891 00:55:48 All right, Glordon, get in the ship.
892 00:55:49 Okay.
893 00:55:50 I can't tell you apart.
894 00:55:52 Yes!
895 00:55:53 Seriously, though, which one's real?
896 00:55:55 Me.
897 00:55:58 Stay inside and don't make a sound.
898 00:56:02 I'll be right back.
899 00:56:08 Come on.
900 00:56:11 You look so good. I can't even tell the difference.
901 00:56:15 I can't even tell the difference.
902 00:56:17 I know.
903 00:56:18 Who knew yogurt is just as yummy as butter,
904 00:56:21 and half the cholesterol?
905 00:56:24 It's perfect.
906 00:56:27 Let me get that for you.
907 00:56:29 Thanks so much.
908 00:56:35 Well, I'm going to turn in for the night.
909 00:56:37 All right. But first, get over here, kiddo.
910 00:56:44 Good night.
911 00:57:23 What the?
912 00:58:19 Hi. We should probably talk.
913 00:58:24 And for my next trick, think of a number.
914 00:58:28 Wait.
915 00:58:30 Okay, got it!
916 00:58:32 Yes, yes, yes.
917 00:58:33 I don't know how much longer we can stall.
918 00:58:35 Where is Candidate Solís?
919 00:58:37 I'm sure he'll be here momentarily.
920 00:58:39 I sense the number is
921 00:58:42 - seven. - What?
922 00:58:44 - She's right. - Enough!
923 00:58:46 Where is my son?
924 00:58:49 He's here. He's right here.
925 00:58:51 Daddy.
926 00:58:53 - He did not abandon us. - He's here!
927 00:58:55 Thank the stars.
928 00:58:56 Lord Grigon, we return to you Prince Glordon.
929 00:59:00 My son. Did he harm you?
930 00:59:02 Nope. Everyone was super nice.
931 00:59:05 Are you prepared to become
932 00:59:10 the greatest war machine in the universe?
933 00:59:13 To make your enemies tremble at the sight of you?
934 00:59:15 To prove the might of the...
935 00:59:19 Yep! Let's do it!
936 01:00:35 Actually, I had more to say, but, yes, let us get on with it.
937 01:00:40 Oh, yeah.
938 01:00:42 Witness the power of Hylurg.
939 01:00:46 Witness!
940 01:00:47 - What a good show. - Very impressive.
941 01:00:49 That's right.
942 01:00:52 As you have kept your word,
943 01:00:53 I will keep mine and leave this place never to return.
944 01:00:57 Hylurgians, fall back.
945 01:01:01 Candidate Solís, you did it!
946 01:01:03 Well done.
947 01:01:04 What an exceptional specimen.
948 01:01:06 You good, son?
949 01:01:08 Oh, yeah. I can't wait to make endless war
950 01:01:10 and pillage the unworthy and bring eternal night...
951 01:01:13 May I have the honor of joining the Communiverse?
952 01:01:17 The honor would be ours, Candidate Solís.
953 01:01:20 Or should I say, Ambassador Solís.
954 01:01:24 You're one of us now.
955 01:01:25 - I like you. - Welcome!
956 01:01:39 It was a clone.
957 01:01:40 Where is my son?
958 01:01:42 But...
959 01:01:44 How could you tell?
960 01:01:45 A father always knows.
961 01:01:50 You, read his mind.
962 01:01:52 Find the truth.
963 01:01:54 No.
964 01:01:56 Unhand me!
965 01:01:57 I'm so sorry.
966 01:01:58 No.
967 01:01:59 No.
968 01:02:02 No, no, no, please. No!
969 01:02:09 What? What did you see?
970 01:02:11 Your son is in a diplomatic ship in the docking bay.
971 01:02:15 Send the troops!
972 01:02:22 Oh, more pudding, Elio?
973 01:02:24 Why, thank you, Glordon!
974 01:02:34 Elio?
975 01:02:38 You have selected a map of our coordinates.
976 01:02:41 Neck pillow. Lip balm. A breath mint.
977 01:02:43 Destination?
978 01:02:45 Uh, Earth.
979 01:02:46 Confirm or cancel?
980 01:02:48 What? Confirm?
981 01:02:58 Ooooo, open a portal to Earth.
982 01:03:03 What are you doing?
983 01:03:04 Will you tell them, or must I?
984 01:03:08 Please don't.
985 01:03:10 He is not the leader of Earth.
986 01:03:12 - What? - He is not the leader of anything.
987 01:03:15 He is just
988 01:03:17 a child.
989 01:03:18 - What? - Oh, no.
990 01:03:19 - I do not understand. - No.
991 01:03:21 She's wrong.
992 01:03:23 I am the leader of Earth.
993 01:03:27 I can still help!
994 01:03:29 Just please, please let me stay.
995 01:03:32 He is not there!
996 01:03:33 - What? - But I saw him!
997 01:03:35 We are as surprised as you.
998 01:03:36 Arrest them all! The Communiverse is now under Hylurgian control.
999 01:03:51 Don't touch me.
1000 01:03:52 We can sort this out!
1001 01:03:54 It's his fault, not ours!
1002 01:03:56 Liar! Betrayer! Coward!
1003 01:03:59 Leave! Now!
1004 01:04:01 I'm so sorry.
1005 01:04:02 You've done enough!
1006 01:04:04 No!
1007 01:04:19 Tear this place apart until you find my son!
1008 01:04:51 No.
1009 01:05:07 Don't leave me.
1010 01:05:11 Please.
1011 01:05:42 Oh, I'll take that.
1012 01:05:44 Thanks, kiddo.
1013 01:05:51 Shoot. I left the... That...
1014 01:05:54 - I know what it is. Be right back. - Thank you.
1015 01:06:15 You couldn't find it, huh? Would you toss me those?
1016 01:06:38 Come on!
1017 01:06:40 Stupid flashlight!
1018 01:06:43 Sorry.
1019 01:06:48 Are you okay?
1020 01:06:50 No. I feel crazy!
1021 01:06:52 I'm on the beach trying to make contact with I don't know what.
1022 01:07:00 I just...
1023 01:07:03 feel so...
1024 01:07:06 alone.
1025 01:07:09 You wouldn't understand.
1026 01:07:22 Actually,
1027 01:07:24 I do.
1028 01:08:04 I didn't think you'd miss me.
1029 01:08:07 I missed you.
1030 01:08:10 I've missed everything about you.
1031 01:08:16 But this isn't the life you wanted.
1032 01:08:21 The only thing I want
1033 01:08:24 is you.
1034 01:08:40 Tía Olga!
1035 01:08:42 Oh, hey, you're back!
1036 01:08:45 Something's going on at the base.
1037 01:08:59 Wait. That's my spaceship.
1038 01:09:02 - Glordon's in there! - Who?
1039 01:09:04 My friend.
1040 01:09:05 - You made a friend? - Nice.
1041 01:09:07 Yeah, and he needs our help. You have clearance, right?
1042 01:09:10 Not for this.
1043 01:09:13 There's got to be some way to get in there.
1044 01:09:14 Okay, okay. Let me think.
1045 01:09:20 Well, if you don't need me anymore, I will begin my decomposition process.
1046 01:09:23 Feel free to spread me over a plant as nutritious fertilizer.
1047 01:09:30 Wait!
1048 01:09:37 They mention what it is?
1049 01:09:39 Negative. But AARO's here and NASA's on the way.
1050 01:09:44 Is it extraterrestrial?
1051 01:09:47 What, like little green men? Don't tell me you believe in that stuff.
1052 01:09:54 Who's there?
1053 01:09:59 It's a kid.
1054 01:10:00 Hey, you shouldn't be here.
1055 01:10:06 Can you help me?
1056 01:10:19 I don't feel so good.
1057 01:10:25 Get it off me!
1058 01:10:26 Get it off me!
1059 01:10:30 It's in my mouth!
1060 01:10:31 Why is it sour?
1061 01:10:32 It's on me too!
1062 01:10:33 Help! Help!
1063 01:10:39 Thank you for your service.
1064 01:11:25 Glordon!
1065 01:11:32 Is that your friend?
1066 01:11:35 Elio?
1067 01:11:36 What are you doing here?
1068 01:11:39 What are you doing here?
1069 01:11:40 Why didn't you stay where I told you?
1070 01:11:42 I'm sorry.
1071 01:11:43 I accidentally turned on the ship.
1072 01:11:51 Glordon? Glordon.
1073 01:11:53 - Is he sick? - His disc is broken.
1074 01:11:55 It's too cold for him here!
1075 01:11:57 Hey!
1076 01:11:58 Put your hands up! Back away from the specimen.
1077 01:12:02 I said, back away! Now!
1078 01:12:08 You learned Elioese?
1079 01:12:13 Hey, what are you saying?
1080 01:12:19 - Oh, you mean "Glöp." - Stop that!
1081 01:12:24 Gun it!
1082 01:12:46 Oh, my gosh.
1083 01:12:48 This is so...
1084 01:12:50 Oh, my gosh.
1085 01:12:51 Hold on, Glordon. Olga, you got to drive!
1086 01:12:54 - But how? - Please!
1087 01:12:56 Welcome, guest pilot!
1088 01:13:00 Give me your jacket.
1089 01:13:03 I'm so sorry, Glordon. This is all my fault.
1090 01:13:09 Don't worry.
1091 01:13:10 I'm going to get you home.
1092 01:13:13 Ship, get us to the Communiverse.
1093 01:13:16 Hyper- speed unavailable, path blocked.
1094 01:13:18 What? It's totally clear.
1095 01:13:20 I said, "Hyper- speed unavailable, path blocked."
1096 01:13:23 Oh, come on!
1097 01:13:31 What?
1098 01:13:37 We're in a debris field.
1099 01:13:39 - Let's just get out of here. - No!
1100 01:13:42 - These objects are faster than bullets. - But this is what you do.
1101 01:13:45 From the ground.
1102 01:13:47 I don't know where the debris's coming from.
1103 01:13:48 I need altitudes, velocity...
1104 01:13:52 If I could just contact someone on the ground.
1105 01:13:54 But the base is on lockdown.
1106 01:13:56 Maybe someone with a Ham radio. I don't know!
1107 01:14:01 Elio?
1108 01:14:03 Bro, I bet that UFO was real.
1109 01:14:06 What if they're here for food and the only thing they eat are hamsters?
1110 01:14:10 I'm fine with that.
1111 01:14:19 PXLOL, please respond.
1112 01:14:21 PXLOL, come in!
1113 01:14:23 Hello? This is PXLOL.
1114 01:14:25 Bryce!
1115 01:14:26 This is Elio.
1116 01:14:29 Solís?
1117 01:14:31 I'm sorry about what happened.
1118 01:14:32 Caleb can be a real butt sometimes.
1119 01:14:34 It's okay, I was a butt too.
1120 01:14:38 Look, you might not believe this, but we're in an alien ship that just...
1121 01:14:41 That's you? Aw, man! There's a lot of radio chatter about that.
1122 01:14:44 Yeah, that's us. We're trying to fly through debris,
1123 01:14:46 but we need to know where it's coming...
1124 01:14:49 How's your math? Physics? Are you good at physics?
1125 01:14:52 Bryce, I really need your help.
1126 01:14:55 Please.
1127 01:14:56 I don't know anything about debris,
1128 01:14:59 but I know someone who does.
1129 01:15:00 He's a legend in my radio group.
1130 01:15:03 The boss. The eyes in the sky. He's...
1131 01:15:06 Melmac reporting for duty!
1132 01:15:09 I'll take it from here, PXLOL!
1133 01:15:11 Elio, you better come back in one piece, okay?
1134 01:15:14 I'll tell you all about it.
1135 01:15:15 Thank you, Melmac, I owe you a huge...
1136 01:15:17 Never mind that, Major.
1137 01:15:18 A Master of Ham always helps in a jam.
1138 01:15:22 Let's get you through this debris field.
1139 01:15:24 I'm pulling up the network now. Get ready.
1140 01:15:26 We need a fixed target.
1141 01:15:28 Orion's belt.
1142 01:15:29 Perfect. Drive straight toward it,
1143 01:15:30 - and be ready to dodge. - Okay.
1144 01:15:32 Ship, can you project a grid?
1145 01:15:36 Okay. Melmac, anything out there! Hurry, before we're out of range!
1146 01:15:40 Okay. Large rocket body!
1147 01:15:42 Altitude, 407 kilometers,
1148 01:15:44 velocity, 7.66.
1149 01:15:45 Got it.
1150 01:15:46 There.
1151 01:15:47 Where? I don't see it!
1152 01:15:48 Just pull back. Now!
1153 01:15:52 Another one! 788 kilometers, velocity, 7.46.
1154 01:15:55 - Climb fast! Now! - Roger!
1155 01:15:59 We are going ham.
1156 01:16:01 You're doing great.
1157 01:16:03 Melmac, keep them coming.
1158 01:16:04 Major, you're leaving the com window. Just stay on this frequency.
1159 01:16:07 Stay... Frequency...
1160 01:16:09 Melmac? Melmac?
1161 01:16:13 Shields at 80%.
1162 01:16:18 Glordon.
1163 01:16:20 Is anyone there?
1164 01:16:21 Please, anyone? Mayday! Mayday! Come in. Come in!
1165 01:16:27 Shields at 60%.
1166 01:16:37 Shields at 41%.
1167 01:16:44 Shields at 23%.
1168 01:16:45 Mayday! Mayday! Come in. Come in!
1169 01:16:48 - Hello? - Shields at 16%.
1170 01:16:51 Is anyone out there?
1171 01:16:54 Can anyone hear us?
1172 01:17:11 ...Senegal.
1173 01:17:14 Bonjour. This is Masters of Ham in Senegal.
1174 01:17:16 Yes, yes. We read you.
1175 01:17:18 Large debris at 1,300 kilometers, velocity, 7.2.
1176 01:17:23 Pull back! Hard!
1177 01:17:26 Thank you. Thank you.
1178 01:17:27 Masters of Ham at your service.
1179 01:17:29 This is Giulia from Italia.
1180 01:17:30 This is awesome!
1181 01:17:32 - 2224, velocity 6.81. - Right.
1182 01:17:34 This is Anoush in Armenia.
1183 01:17:36 - Velocity, 6.75. - Right!
1184 01:17:38 Namaste.
1185 01:17:39 - This is Vikram from Mumbai. - Climb!
1186 01:17:40 Debris at 2,753,
1187 01:17:42 - velocity, 6.61. - Left!
1188 01:17:45 - This is Hoang in Vietnam. - ...velocity, 6...
1189 01:17:47 Konnichiwa from Japan.
1190 01:17:49 - You can do this! - You're going to be okay.
1191 01:17:50 - You're not alone. - Hey, come on, buddy!
1192 01:17:52 - Go, go, go! - Come on, kid!
1193 01:17:53 - Keep going! - You're almost there!
1194 01:17:58 There's one more piece! Move, move!
1195 01:18:00 - Which way? - I don't know.
1196 01:18:17 Path cleared.
1197 01:18:32 Glordon?
1198 01:18:37 Engaging hyper- speed.
1199 01:19:05 Help us. Please.
1200 01:19:08 - Elio. - Glordon. No!
1201 01:19:10 Get off me!
1202 01:19:24 Glordon.
1203 01:19:26 Glordon, wake up.
1204 01:19:31 No.
1205 01:19:33 I can't lose you too.
1206 01:19:43 No!
1207 01:20:49 Explain yourselves.
1208 01:20:56 I can't.
1209 01:20:57 Just tell him.
1210 01:21:00 He loves you.
1211 01:21:02 Look how much he wanted you back.
1212 01:21:10 I don't want to be a war machine.
1213 01:21:18 You already know?
1214 01:21:21 Yes.
1215 01:21:24 I may not always understand you,
1216 01:21:28 but I still love you.
1217 01:21:39 It's a loose swaddle. I do not have your mother's touch.
1218 01:21:43 You did great.
1219 01:21:46 I have never uttered these words before,
1220 01:21:50 but I am sorry.
1221 01:21:56 Release them all.
1222 01:22:24 Congratulations, Ambassador Solís!
1223 01:22:29 But I lied to you!
1224 01:22:31 And then you sacrificed yourself to save another.
1225 01:22:35 You behaved as admirably as any real planetary leader.
1226 01:22:40 And you did bring peace.
1227 01:22:42 Eventually.
1228 01:22:43 You have earned your place here.
1229 01:22:46 I could stay?
1230 01:22:48 Yes, yes, yes!
1231 01:22:53 Excellent.
1232 01:22:55 We can hang out every day.
1233 01:23:58 This place is amazing,
1234 01:24:00 but Earth is...
1235 01:24:04 home.
1236 01:24:07 I didn't give it a chance
1237 01:24:10 but now,
1238 01:24:13 I want to try.
1239 01:24:19 With you.
1240 01:24:25 Are you sure?
1241 01:24:29 We're family.
1242 01:24:40 This isn't goodbye.
1243 01:24:42 It's just not yet.
1244 01:24:47 We understand.
1245 01:24:50 You are unique, Elio of Earth,
1246 01:24:53 and "Unique" Can sometimes feel like "Alone."
1247 01:24:58 But you are not alone.
1248 01:25:04 Okay.
1249 01:25:06 Bye.
1250 01:25:08 I love you.
1251 01:25:15 Okay. Bye. I love you.
1252 01:25:18 Okay. Bye. I love you.
1253 01:25:22 Okay. Bye. I love you.
1254 01:25:28 Okay. Bye. I love you.
1255 01:25:39 I love you, too.
1256 01:25:51 Let's go home.
1257 01:26:32 It's an ancient human theme.
1258 01:26:33 You can find it in virtually every culture.
1259 01:26:36 In religion, folklore, superstition, and, now, in science.
1260 01:26:41 The search for life elsewhere is remarkable in our age
1261 01:26:46 because this is the first time that we can actually do something besides speculation.
1262 01:26:56 We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.
1263 01:27:00 We can use large radio telescopes to see
1264 01:27:02 if there is any message being sent to us lately.
1265 01:27:08 And it touches to the deepest of human concerns.
1266 01:27:12 Are we alone?
1267 01:29:41 Glordon, your disc is muted.
1268 01:29:43 Oops, sorry.
1269 01:29:44 Now, tell me everything.
