一个很乔纳斯的圣诞节 A Very Jonas Christmas Movie(2025)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:20 Okay.
2 00:00:23 Let's go, people.
3 00:00:25 We flew all the way to London for this concert.
4 00:00:26 I wanna make sure we get there in time to hit the merch stand.
5 00:00:30 Will, how much more merch do you need?
6 00:00:33 Honey, they have this limited edition souvenir cup.
7 00:00:36 - Hmm.- The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark.
8 00:00:39 Magnus, no, no. Put that down.
9 00:00:41 Collector's edition chocolates,that's never been opened.
10 00:00:43 - Why aren't you ready?- I'm looking for my hair stuff.
11 00:00:45 Your hair doesn't matter.You're no Joe Jonas.
12 00:00:47 I can't find my gloves.
13 00:00:49 Those gloves look stupid on you.
14 00:00:51 Has anyone seen my deodorant?
15 00:00:53 Since when did you care about deodorant?
16 00:00:55 Look, tonight isn't about you.
17 00:00:58 Will, I know tonight is important to you--
18 00:01:01 Important?Tonight isn't just important, Viveca.
19 00:01:04 Tonight is my Super Bowl.
20 00:01:05 - Hmm.- When I'm having a bad day
21 00:01:07 and everyone is asking me,"When are you gonna make Anchorman 3?
22 00:01:09 When are you gonna make Elf 2?When are you gonna make Moana 6?"
23 00:01:12 - I'm not even in Moana, you know...- Yeah.
24 00:01:14 You know what I think aboutto help me get through that?
25 00:01:16 Me and the kids.
26 00:01:19 What? No.
27 00:01:21 I think about tonight
28 00:01:22 and watching my three kingsas they share their gift with the world.
29 00:01:29 Does that make sense?
30 00:01:34 All right. Let's go. Let's go.
31 00:01:42 I'm so happy we got herefour and a half hours early.
32 00:01:52 - Every moment...- Every brother...
33 00:01:54 Every feeling matters.
34 00:02:03 Hello, London. Merry Christmas.
35 00:02:08 Hey.
36 00:02:13 ♪ The snow on the groundLove in the air ♪
37 00:02:16 ♪ The sleigh bells are ringingThis is what it's all about ♪
38 00:02:21 ♪ The fire is warmThe angels are singing ♪
39 00:02:25 - ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪- ♪ Single thing ♪
40 00:02:28 ♪ Don't wanna putAn end to all this cheer ♪
41 00:02:33 ♪ But as long as you're with meIt's always the time of the year ♪
42 00:02:38 Come on!
43 00:02:40 ♪ You make every day feelLike it's Christmas ♪
44 00:02:45 ♪ Never wanna stop ♪
45 00:02:46 ♪ Feelin' like the first thingOn your wish list ♪
46 00:02:51 - ♪ And I can't deny ♪- Whoa!
47 00:02:53 ♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪
48 00:02:55 I think we're closer as a family.
49 00:02:56 ♪ No matter the reasonNo matter the season ♪
50 00:02:58 ♪ My heart will keep beatingYou better believe ♪
51 00:03:00 ♪ You make every day feelLike it's Christmas ♪
52 00:03:04 ♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪
53 00:03:07 Thank you, London.
54 00:03:15 I love you, Jonas Brothers!
55 00:03:19 - What a show! Thank you, London!- Yeah.
56 00:03:21 - Yeah.- Great tour, guys.
57 00:03:23 Thanks, Jared.Have a blast in Cabo with the family.
58 00:03:25 - Appreciate you.- See you next year.
59 00:03:27 - Take that.- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
60 00:03:28 Can't believeWill Ferrell was there again.
61 00:03:31 Hey, good luck gettingthat Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian.
62 00:03:34 Thanks, Joe.
63 00:03:41 Guys, what's all this?
64 00:03:43 This is the end-of-tour party I told youwe're throwing to thank the crew.
65 00:03:45 - Oh. Thank you.- Love you, fam.
66 00:03:48 - Thank you.- Dude, that show tonight was sick.
67 00:03:50 Yeah, I think the set list changesreally helped.
68 00:03:52 Changes?
69 00:03:53 Yeah, remember you guys saidthe second act was dragging
70 00:03:55 so I spent about four hours today,like, changing things.
71 00:03:57 I love memes. It's just...
72 00:04:00 Okay. You noticed, right?
73 00:04:02 Uh, I know. I know.Yeah, very important. We're grateful.
74 00:04:05 Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage.
75 00:04:07 What'd you have for dinner?
76 00:04:08 Talk about ending the tour on a high note.
77 00:04:10 - Kebab Daddy?- That new harmony on "S.O.S"
78 00:04:12 was like a fine champagne for the ears.
79 00:04:14 Merci pour le compliment, Brad.
80 00:04:16 - Sliders? Oh.- Priyanka and I are learning French.
81 00:04:19 - Nice.- So did you go wrap or platter?
82 00:04:22 Wrap. Nice. What about Alena?
83 00:04:25 Platter, nice.What did you guys have to drink?
84 00:04:27 Oh, my God. No one cares.
85 00:04:29 You know what, let me call you right back.Nick's in one of his moods again.
86 00:04:32 - What?- Nothing.
87 00:04:34 Here we are.
88 00:04:36 All right. Now, are you boyssure you're okay
89 00:04:38 with getting to the planetomorrow without me?
90 00:04:40 I could stay another night justto make sure you get home okay.
91 00:04:42 I'm sure Marie will understand.
92 00:04:44 I mean, we are renewing our vowsand she's already in Atlantic City.
93 00:04:47 But she's a very understanding woman.
94 00:04:49 I wrote a whole thingabout that in my new vows.
95 00:04:51 Look, you're the best,it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine.
96 00:04:53 I just don't like the idea of my boysbeing all alone in London.
97 00:04:56 We're not your boys, Brad.
98 00:04:58 We're your grown men.
99 00:05:00 All right. You're the bosses.
100 00:05:01 I also got you a little something in caseyour stalkers try any funny business.
101 00:05:05 What's the, uh, stalker count currently?
102 00:05:07 Uh, Nick 34.
103 00:05:08 Joe 48. Kevin 175.
104 00:05:11 That's because whenever anybody in prisonwrites me, I write 'em back.
105 00:05:14 A fan's a fan.
106 00:05:15 What have you got for us, Brad?Pepper spray, stun guns?
107 00:05:18 - Whistles?- No.
108 00:05:19 Emergency whistles.
109 00:05:21 See, they're like regular whistlesexcept they have your names on them.
110 00:05:24 If anyone tries anythingon your way to New York, just blow.
111 00:05:27 I do not feel safer. Mmm.
112 00:05:30 Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy,
113 00:05:32 round-the-clock travel agencyin case anything comes up.
114 00:05:35 Mm-mmm.
115 00:05:38 We don't need your fancytravel agency, Bradford.
116 00:05:42 My name is Bradley.
117 00:05:43 Okay.
118 00:05:44 Never forget.
119 00:05:46 Hey, guys, so I've been googling spotsfor tonight and I think--
120 00:05:48 I can't go out tonight.
121 00:05:50 I'm sorry. I can't show up toMalti Marie and Pri hungover.
122 00:05:52 Are you serious?It's the last night of tour.
123 00:05:54 We always go out and celebrate.
124 00:05:55 And we're in London.
125 00:05:57 And the minute we get back to the city,we're all going our separate ways, so...
126 00:05:59 - I'm sorry.- Okay. Fine.
127 00:06:01 What do you say, Kev? Huh?
128 00:06:02 The OG two. Before this snoozefestwent and got born.
129 00:06:05 Sorry, man. I haven't seenmy kids in like a month.
130 00:06:06 I need to be on my A game tomorrow.
131 00:06:08 We all wanna be freshfor our kids tomorrow.
132 00:06:09 But we don't wanna miss out on whatcould be the most epic night of our lives.
133 00:06:13 We are three extremelyexhausted dads in our 30s.
134 00:06:17 How epic could it be?
135 00:06:18 You really wanna know?
136 00:06:20 ♪ Night starts out kinda chillPretty boring ♪
137 00:06:24 ♪ Watching some random dudesWho ain't scoring ♪
138 00:06:28 ♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪
139 00:06:31 ♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of funOh, the good times have begun ♪
140 00:06:34 ♪ Somebody says ♪
141 00:06:37 ♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪
142 00:06:40 Yeah, we get that sometimes.
143 00:06:42 ♪ But there's a shortnessAnd you're a lot less hot ♪
144 00:06:48 ♪ Yeah, thanksThen one's like ♪
145 00:06:50 EJ just texted about this show,sounds mad fuego.
146 00:06:53 Wanna come with,guys that look like the Jo Bros?
147 00:06:57 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
148 00:07:01 ♪ Before we fly homeFor Christmastime ♪
149 00:07:05 ♪ I am the fun supplierTonight could be super fire ♪
150 00:07:09 Don't say "fire". You're 36.
151 00:07:11 My song, my rules.
152 00:07:13 ♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪
153 00:07:17 ♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪
154 00:07:21 ♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪
155 00:07:24 ♪ It's the Rocket ManCome on ♪
156 00:07:26 ♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪
157 00:07:28 Oh, couldn't get Elton?
158 00:07:29 My fantasy. You will have fun.
159 00:07:32 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
160 00:07:36 ♪ Before we fly homeFor Christmastime ♪
161 00:07:40 ♪ I am the fun supplierTonight could be super fire ♪
162 00:07:52 ♪ Elton picks up his phoneWho's he calling? ♪
163 00:07:56 ♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows upServing Gryffindor ♪
164 00:08:01 ♪ Opens upTa-da ♪
165 00:08:03 ♪ It's the Beckhams wham bamZig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪
166 00:08:06 ♪ Then we disco danceCan't get enough ♪
167 00:08:11 ♪ You don't wanna miss thisYeah, stop wasting your existence ♪
168 00:08:14 To the palace!
169 00:08:16 ♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪
170 00:08:20 ♪ That's why you should never say never ♪
171 00:08:24 ♪ Don't waste timeCurled up under covers ♪
172 00:08:28 ♪ When you can make memoriesWith your Jonas Brothers ♪
173 00:08:35 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
174 00:08:38 ♪ Before we fly homeFor Christmastime ♪
175 00:08:43 ♪ I am the fun supplierTonight could be super fire ♪
176 00:08:49 So we're doing this?
177 00:09:05 Hi, Gaga.
178 00:09:06 Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house?Is it as nice as it was in the pictures?
179 00:09:09 It's beautiful. Malti and I love it.
180 00:09:11 Malti, say hi to Gaga.
181 00:09:12 Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow...
182 00:09:15 ...and I'm gonna take you skiingjust like I promised.
183 00:09:20 And she could care less.
184 00:09:22 Yeah, well, you can't compete withearly Christmas presents, can you?
185 00:09:25 Oh, you guys already startedopening gifts?
186 00:09:27 How could I stop her?There's, like, stacks of presents.
187 00:09:29 I know. I know. All good.
188 00:09:32 - Just can't wait to see you guys.- You look tired.
189 00:09:34 Uh... [chuckles] I mean,six months of touring will do that to you.
190 00:09:38 Hmm.
191 00:09:40 Not to mention six months ofobsessing over every single detail of
192 00:09:42 the tour creative and the album artworkand next year's routing,
193 00:09:45 all while my brothers enjoytheir carefree existence.
194 00:09:47 Hmm.
195 00:09:49 And I ran out of thatfancy eye cream you got me.
196 00:09:51 - I knew it.- Yeah. It's showing.
197 00:09:54 I knew you hadn'tbeen doing your nightly dabs.
198 00:09:56 - You got to look after your under eyes.- I know.
199 00:09:59 Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right.You're almost home.
200 00:10:02 - We love you.- I love you so much.
201 00:10:04 Bye, Gaga.
202 00:10:05 Good night.
203 00:10:06 How cute is this one? It's a bear wearinga custom silk dinner jacket.
204 00:10:11 Wow. That is beautiful.
205 00:10:12 Uh, did you say custom?
206 00:10:14 And look at this deerwearing a real diamond broach.
207 00:10:17 Wow. That looks really incredible.
208 00:10:18 It even has teeny-tinycrocodile skin stilettos.
209 00:10:22 How many of our ornamentshave custom designer clothing?
210 00:10:25 Don't worry. All of them.
211 00:10:27 - Okay.- Hey, babe.
212 00:10:28 Have you talked to Nick and Joe?
213 00:10:30 No.
214 00:10:31 I just don't knowhow they're gonna take it.
215 00:10:34 Here. This will cheer you up.
216 00:10:36 A penguin with a cashmere top hat.
217 00:10:40 Looks like Jeremy Strongat the Golden Globes.
218 00:10:43 Cute.
219 00:10:53 You all right there?
220 00:10:55 Yeah, I'm fine.
221 00:10:57 - Oh.- Yeah.
222 00:10:59 Yep, I'm in the band.
223 00:11:01 No, I... I know who you are.
224 00:11:04 Santa has Spotify, you know.
225 00:11:07 - What?- I said I have Spotify.
226 00:11:10 So, uh, what's got a famous rock starlike you so down in the dumps?
227 00:11:14 It's just...
228 00:11:18 Hmm?
229 00:11:20 Look, us as the Jonas Brothers,we're... we're great.
230 00:11:24 But us as brothers,like actually us, you know...
231 00:11:28 Whatever magic was there is just...
232 00:11:32 dead.
233 00:11:33 Oh. Nothing like Christmasto help a family rediscover its magic.
234 00:11:38 Right.
235 00:11:39 Except our Christmas plans are toget the hell away from each other, so...
236 00:11:42 Oh, that's not good.
237 00:11:45 That's not good at all.
238 00:11:50 Okay, well,thanks for letting me vent to you.
239 00:11:53 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
240 00:11:56 Cheers.
241 00:12:00 ♪ Christmas spiritsI've seen something tragic ♪
242 00:12:06 ♪ These boys shan't get home ♪
243 00:12:08 ♪ Until they rediscoverTheir brotherly magic ♪
244 00:12:15 ♪ Unless they decide to spend ChristmasWith each other ♪
245 00:12:19 ♪ This spell will keep brotherStuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪
246 00:12:25 ♪ So, JonasesRekindle your sibling bond ♪
247 00:12:29 ♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪
248 00:12:31 ♪ From this side of the world ♪
249 00:12:47 Fuel guy said a lightning bolthit the plane
250 00:12:49 and the gas tank straight-up exploded.
251 00:12:52 So is there another plane we could take?
252 00:12:54 Oh, sure.
253 00:12:56 I'll just go back to the firehouse,where I work as a firefighter,
254 00:12:58 and grab you our private plane.
255 00:13:01 That was uncalled for.
256 00:13:04 Guys, I cannot miss Christmas.
257 00:13:07 Wow. What an incredibly unique thingabout you, Kevin.
258 00:13:09 - Just how I am.- Yeah, no one can miss Christmas.
259 00:13:12 Have you ever seen a Christmas movie?It's the entire plot of the film.
260 00:13:15 I'm supposed to teachMalti Marie how to ski.
261 00:13:17 Do you know how cutea toddler trying to ski is?
262 00:13:19 Very cute.
263 00:13:20 I booked a fondue night.
264 00:13:21 The whole night dedicated to fondue.
265 00:13:23 Melted cheese, melted chocolate.Priyanka loves it.
266 00:13:25 And I will not deny her that.
267 00:13:27 I know what you need.
268 00:13:29 A calming chamomile candlefrom my new line, Glow by Joe.
269 00:13:32 Here. Take it.
270 00:13:35 Wow.
271 00:13:36 You are so jealous that mycandle line took off and yours never did.
272 00:13:40 The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick.
273 00:13:42 It might never be.
274 00:13:43 Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay.
275 00:13:45 - So we just need to book another flight.- I'm calling Brad.
276 00:13:48 No. He's getting his vows renewed.
277 00:13:49 We should be supporting himin his ventures of love
278 00:13:51 and be able to function in the real world.
279 00:13:52 That would be ideal,
280 00:13:53 but we've been famoussince we were little kids.
281 00:13:55 So it is what it is.
282 00:13:56 - Yeah.- Mmm. Yeah.
283 00:13:59 Hi, you've reached Brad.
284 00:14:01 I'll be off my phone till Tuesday,remarrying a truly majestic woman.
285 00:14:04 If this is my grown men,check your wallets.
286 00:14:10 - Thought I ripped this up.- Damn, he's good.
287 00:14:14 What? Are you callingto break what's left of my heart?
288 00:14:17 Because it's already been pulverizedinto a million, billion pieces.
289 00:14:22 Uh, I may have the wrong number.
290 00:14:25 This is Kevin Jonas.I'm looking for Odyssey Travel.
291 00:14:32 Oh, my God.
292 00:14:35 Oh, my God. Okay. Um...
293 00:14:37 Hello?
294 00:14:39 Thank youfor calling Odyssey Travel.
295 00:14:42 This is Cassidy starting this call overwith Odyssey's trademark professionalism.
296 00:14:47 Please disregard my initial greeting.
297 00:14:48 I am going througha very traumatic breakup
298 00:14:50 and thought you were my ex callingfrom a burner phone.
299 00:14:52 Which is a super easy mistake to make.
300 00:14:55 - Oh, you poor thing. What happened?- Thanks.
301 00:14:57 - Are you okay?- Hi, Cassidy.
302 00:14:59 Our tour plane burned down
303 00:15:00 and I need to get to Vermontto see my wife and daughter ASAP.
304 00:15:03 And I need to get tomy family in New Jersey.
305 00:15:05 So could you please find us a new plane
306 00:15:07 or maybe a flight out ofHeathrow or something?
307 00:15:09 On it. Yeah.
308 00:15:13 I should've never turned downthat Delta commercial.
309 00:15:15 - You turned down a commercial?- What's that supposed to mean?
310 00:15:17 - You say yes to everything.- No, I don't.
311 00:15:19 - You're the face of male Botox.- It's not Botox.
312 00:15:21 It's Brotox.A Botox alternative just for men.
313 00:15:25 Botox didn't want him.
314 00:15:26 Hey, Jonas Brothers?
315 00:15:28 I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming,Heathrow is totally shut down.
316 00:15:31 But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flightout of Charles de Gaulle à Paris!
317 00:15:36 Uh, but you need to be on the trainthat leaves to Paris in...
318 00:15:41 ...30 minutes.
319 00:15:43 But you guys are fast.
320 00:15:44 - Okay.- All right. We're moving. Thank you.
321 00:15:46 I've heard that about you.That you guys are fast guys.
322 00:15:50 - I got an Uber.- Thanks, Cassidy.
323 00:15:52 - Bye.- Is it true?
324 00:15:56 Whoa. Did we win something?
325 00:15:58 Nick, why don't you take front?You're chatty.
326 00:16:01 - Oh, hello. Hello, hello!- Hey.
327 00:16:03 Wow. You really like Christmas.
328 00:16:05 Guilty, guilty.
329 00:16:07 Who would like a candy cane?
330 00:16:09 - Um... I'm good.- That's tempting. I'm okay.
331 00:16:11 No, thank you. Uh, just a rideto St. Pancras station please.
332 00:16:13 - Yeah.- Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it.
333 00:16:15 Oh, I just gotta look upwhere that is on "Wahzay."
334 00:16:18 - "Wahzay"?- I'm new to London.
335 00:16:19 - Waze.- I worked as a receptionist for an ear,
336 00:16:21 nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma
337 00:16:24 - for 37 years.- It's, um...
338 00:16:26 And then one day I woke up and I realizedit's time for the next chapter.
339 00:16:29 - Yeah.- Okay, well, here we are.
340 00:16:31 Well, here we are. There's more to lifethan ears, noses and throats, you know?
341 00:16:34 - Yes. I... Absolutely.- I've always been an Anglophile.
342 00:16:37 - How about you?- Me too.
343 00:16:38 - Oh, look at that.- Anglophile. Guilty.
344 00:16:39 - I said to myself, "Deb"...- Hey, Deb--
345 00:16:41 - "...you have your health, have your mind."- Health?
346 00:16:44 - "It's time to have an adventure."- To hit the road.
347 00:16:46 - Yeah.- Oh, my God.
348 00:16:49 Okay. I am such a goof.
349 00:16:50 - I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay."- That's too funny.
350 00:16:54 - I-I texted--- I see that... Can I see this for a sec?
351 00:16:56 - I'm gonna help you. Sorry.- Oh, what a sweet young man you are.
352 00:16:59 - He is.- Gosh.
353 00:17:01 - He really is.- I wish that my grandson had your manners.
354 00:17:03 Uh, we do need to get toSt. Pancras station in 30 minutes.
355 00:17:06 - Can we please start driving?- Thirty minutes? Ooh.
356 00:17:07 - That's gonna be tight...- Zoom. Whoo-hoo!
357 00:17:09 - I think we can do it.- Every minute counts.
358 00:17:10 Let's give it me best.
359 00:17:11 - Great.- Here we go.
360 00:17:13 Whoa!
361 00:17:14 We got outta there quick.
362 00:17:16 Well, I hope I don't get stopped
363 00:17:18 because my picture on my licensedoesn't look like me.
364 00:17:21 - What?- And there's a reason.
365 00:17:23 It isn't!
366 00:17:26 Oopsie.
367 00:17:28 Oh! Whoa!
368 00:17:29 Whoa!
369 00:17:31 Wrong lane. Wrong lane.
370 00:17:33 Drive!
371 00:17:34 I'm still trying to get that"other side of the road" thing.
372 00:17:38 Deb, you can just slow down for us please.
373 00:17:40 All right.Don't get your panties in a bunch now.
374 00:17:42 - Wanna make that train or not?- Yes, but alive please.
375 00:17:49 - Okay.- Whoopsie!
376 00:17:50 ♪ We wish you a merry ChristmasAnd a happy... ♪
377 00:17:54 Everybody.
378 00:17:55 - ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪- ♪ ...figgy pudding ♪
379 00:17:58 ♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪
380 00:18:00 ♪ Oh, bring us... ♪
381 00:18:01 What is a figgy pudding anyway?
382 00:18:03 - I think they mean fig pudding.- Truck! Truck! Truck!
383 00:18:06 Ooh!
384 00:18:13 Whoo!
385 00:18:16 Oh, my God.
386 00:18:17 You know what's an underrated pudding?
387 00:18:20 - Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients.- Rice pudding. Let's just...
388 00:18:22 - Back that way. Yeah.- Thank you for helping!
389 00:18:28 So he kissed me on the cheek.
390 00:18:30 He called down for a cab.
391 00:18:32 And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again.
392 00:18:35 - What a story.- Well, look at that.
393 00:18:37 - You made it and with time to spare.- Oh, my God. Thank you.
394 00:18:40 If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars.
395 00:18:43 - Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you.- Merry Christmas.
396 00:18:45 - Let's go! Let's get home.- Guys, I can't believe we made it.
397 00:18:48 - Do you think we have time for a song?- Yeah.
398 00:18:58 ♪ It's been a lonely nightSeeing the city sights without you ♪
399 00:19:04 ♪ Yeah ♪
400 00:19:06 ♪ Hanging the Christmas lightsBut I still feel all kinds of blue ♪
401 00:19:11 - Whoa!- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
402 00:19:14 ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
403 00:19:16 ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
404 00:19:18 ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
405 00:19:20 ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
406 00:19:22 ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
407 00:19:24 ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
408 00:19:25 ♪ Oh, it's true ♪
409 00:19:28 ♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪
410 00:19:30 ♪ Wait a minuteHey ♪
411 00:19:32 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
412 00:19:36 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
413 00:19:39 ♪ HeyYou won't be alone this Christmas ♪
414 00:19:43 ♪ HeyI'm coming home ♪
415 00:19:46 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪
416 00:19:50 ♪ Miss you so badGotta shout it ♪
417 00:19:53 ♪ Wait a minuteHey ♪
418 00:19:56 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
419 00:19:59 ♪ HeyI'm coming home ♪
420 00:20:40 ♪ Yeah ♪
421 00:20:44 ♪ I'm coming home ♪
422 00:20:46 Hey!
423 00:20:48 ♪ Hey ♪
424 00:20:52 ♪ Wait a minuteHey ♪
425 00:20:55 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
426 00:20:59 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
427 00:21:02 ♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪
428 00:21:06 ♪ Hey!I'm coming home ♪
429 00:21:27 Joe?
430 00:21:29 - Lucy?- Yeah.
431 00:21:31 - Hi.- Hi. What!
432 00:21:32 Oh, my God.I haven't seen you since we were like--
433 00:21:34 - Thirteen? When you moved to Portland.- Thir... Yeah.
434 00:21:36 Yes, you... Wow.You remember where my family moved.
435 00:21:40 Do I remember where your fam...
436 00:21:41 I literally have hated Portlandever since.
437 00:21:43 - Really?- Mm-hmm.
438 00:21:44 People would always be like,
439 00:21:45 "Portland is so cool,you gotta come visit."
440 00:21:47 And I'd be like, "Portland sucks."
441 00:21:49 Then I remember it's just the place thatstole Lucy Chen away from me.
442 00:21:52 - Wow.- We used to hang out all the time.
443 00:21:54 Why did we stop talking?
444 00:21:55 Probably 'cause we were kidsand we didn't have phones.
445 00:21:58 - And then you became a very famous kid.- Right.
446 00:22:00 And then I did, like...
447 00:22:02 - I walked into that one, didn't I?- ...instant message you.
448 00:22:04 - You didn't respond so I think...- I don't think that's how--
449 00:22:06 You are, like, a fancy doctor now.
450 00:22:08 Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon.
451 00:22:11 - That's right.- Yeah.
452 00:22:13 - How did you know that, Joe?- Just you've always been doctor-like.
453 00:22:17 Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram?
454 00:22:19 No.
455 00:22:20 I looked once.
456 00:22:22 - That's cool.- Yeah.
457 00:22:24 I kinda knew you'd become a doctor.
458 00:22:26 I remember in science classwhen we had to dissect that pig.
459 00:22:28 Everyone was freaking out,and you just cut that thing up like a pro.
460 00:22:32 Yeah. I remember that.You threw up in my JanSport.
461 00:22:35 - No. I did not.- In the middle of the classroom.
462 00:22:37 Yes, you did. I held your hair.
463 00:22:38 I remember you weremy only lab partner, so...
464 00:22:41 What are you, um, doing on this train?
465 00:22:44 Are you going to a convention for...
466 00:22:46 hear... heart... heartio... Cardio?
467 00:22:49 - Vertigo?- No. Cardiothoracic.
468 00:22:50 - Right. That's what it is.- It's fine.
469 00:22:52 Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um...
470 00:22:55 I...
471 00:22:57 I'm going through a breakup.
472 00:22:59 So it inspiredthis kind of emo Euro trip thing.
473 00:23:04 - By yourself?- Lame?
474 00:23:06 No, it's actually quite brave.
475 00:23:09 Oh. Thanks.
476 00:23:12 We'll be arriving atour final destination in ten minutes.
477 00:23:15 All right. Um...
478 00:23:17 - I should probably go get my--- Okay.
479 00:23:19 - It was good to see you. Uh...- Yeah. It was really good to see you.
480 00:23:22 Doctor.
481 00:23:24 - Yeah. But...- Yeah.
482 00:23:26 Um... Okay.
483 00:23:28 I'll s... Bye.
484 00:23:29 Bye.
485 00:23:41 - Nick--- You guys are never gonna believe
486 00:23:42 who I just ran into.
487 00:23:44 - Who?- Lucy Chen.
488 00:23:45 - From grade school?- Yeah.
489 00:23:46 And I feel like we had a connection.
490 00:23:48 Is that what we're calling it these days?Connection.
491 00:23:51 How many connections haveyou had this month?
492 00:23:53 - Hmm.- Joe can't count that high.
493 00:23:54 Nice. Yeah.
494 00:23:56 Funny.
495 00:23:59 Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there'ssomething I wanna talk to you guys about.
496 00:24:03 Dude, you forgot the mayo.
497 00:24:06 All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah.
498 00:24:18 - Hi, Stacy.- Nicky J, what do you say.
499 00:24:22 Sonya, I told you to watchthe numbing cream around my mouth.
500 00:24:25 Stacy. Stacy, you're...you're calling me because...
501 00:24:28 Right. Great news!
502 00:24:30 After the holidays, the promoters wantto extend the tour six months.
503 00:24:34 You're welcome.
504 00:24:38 Oh. Wow.
505 00:24:40 Hey, Nick!
506 00:24:42 Hey! Down here!
507 00:24:44 Remember how you spent all that timereworking the set list,
508 00:24:47 and we didn't even notice.
509 00:24:48 Yeah, what's another six months ofyou doing all the heavy lifting,
510 00:24:51 while we goof off and have fun!
511 00:24:54 I love memes!
512 00:24:56 Nicky J? Still with me?
513 00:24:58 Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say noon extending the tour.
514 00:25:02 And... And listen. Please don't mention thatit was an option to the brothers, okay?
515 00:25:06 Um... What?
516 00:25:07 Why?
517 00:25:09 Yeah! Whoo!
518 00:25:13 They're burnt out from being on the road.
519 00:25:14 And you know how they hateto disappoint their fans.
520 00:25:17 So they would never say no,but they really need a break.
521 00:25:21 Hmm.
522 00:25:23 Okay, fine.
523 00:25:24 Sonya. Can you please put some ofthat numbing cream on my heart?
524 00:25:29 Because Nick Jonas just broke it.
525 00:25:31 No, not really.Just doing a thing.
526 00:25:34 Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy.We're almost in Paris.
527 00:25:39 Now approachingour final destination,
528 00:25:41 - Amsterdam.- What?
529 00:25:54 Who gets on the wrong train?
530 00:25:55 He was probably on his phoneasking Mom what she had for breakfast.
531 00:25:59 Okay. Be nice to meor I'm not paying for college.
532 00:26:00 But what did she have?
533 00:26:02 Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom.Yeah, I'm warm.
534 00:26:04 I'm wearing my scarf.I... I'm hanging up now. Love you.
535 00:26:07 So wait, now you haveto find a flight out of Amsterdam?
536 00:26:10 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just...
537 00:26:12 Let me figure this out,I'll call you back in a little bit.
538 00:26:14 - Malti, I love you. I love you so much.- Just get home for Christmas, Gaga.
539 00:26:17 We love you.
540 00:26:21 No. You don't get to groan.
541 00:26:24 - Why?- Because this is your fault.
542 00:26:25 Okay, how is this my fault?We all got on the same train.
543 00:26:28 Yeah, you were supposed to double-check.
544 00:26:29 Yeah. And you're the uptight,responsible one.
545 00:26:31 That's right.You're the uptight, responsible one.
546 00:26:33 You're the lovable tramp.
547 00:26:34 - And I'm the relatable--- Human cardboard?
548 00:26:36 Hmm. Forgettable curly?
549 00:26:38 The world's most unlikely rock star?
550 00:26:40 Not Nick or Joe.
551 00:26:42 The one that still lives in New Jersey.
552 00:26:44 Ah. Good one, tramp.
553 00:26:46 I was gonna say handsome,relatable everyman, but fine.
554 00:26:50 - Oh, gosh. Cassidy.- Oh.
555 00:26:52 Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell meyou got us a flight out of Amsterdam.
556 00:26:55 Not yet.I mean, it is two days before Christmas
557 00:26:59 and Dutch people travel a lot.
558 00:27:01 Probably because they get four weekspaid vacation guaranteed by law.
559 00:27:04 Oh, my God.
560 00:27:07 Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam?
561 00:27:10 Yes.
562 00:27:11 Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please.
563 00:27:14 Sorry. I have you on standbyat literally every single airline.
564 00:27:16 I'm sure something will come throughby the morning.
565 00:27:18 Okay. All right. If we get out in themorning, then we can still make it home
566 00:27:21 - in time for Christmas Eve dinner.- That's not that bad. So, uh...
567 00:27:23 Where are we gonna stay tonight?
568 00:27:27 How is this the only hotel roomin the entire city?
569 00:27:29 Tripadvisor just says "Don't".
570 00:27:36 Lock the door.
571 00:27:37 Yeah.
572 00:27:40 - The lock is just two pieces of string.- Tie it tight.
573 00:27:42 - Tie it tighter.- Need me to do it?
574 00:27:44 No, I can do... a sailor's knot.
575 00:27:47 - Okay.- Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping
576 00:27:49 - with the passport pack on tonight.- You don't need to sleep with the pack on.
577 00:27:52 For the uptight, responsible one,you're very lax about passport safety.
578 00:27:55 I call middle.
579 00:27:56 You can't just call middlewhile I'm talking about the pack.
580 00:27:58 Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller.
581 00:28:00 My shoulders are broader.
582 00:28:01 No, they're... Your shoulders?Absolutely not.
583 00:28:02 There are literally websitesdedicated to my shoulders.
584 00:28:04 - No. There's no chance.- Let's see. Right now.
585 00:28:06 - Back to back.- Look, Nick.
586 00:28:08 Guys, would you please shut up. I'm tryingto figure out how to get us home.
587 00:28:11 'Cause Cassidy's not it.
588 00:28:15 Joe.
589 00:28:16 Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video
590 00:28:18 of an octopus who lovesto watch Vanderpump Villa.
591 00:28:21 Oh, my God. This is good, look.Oh, that's not it.
592 00:28:23 - What's going on, family?- That's Nick's buddy from Broadway.
593 00:28:28 I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan.We're headed to Amsterdam.
594 00:28:31 - To Amsterdam?- Happy holidays, all.
595 00:28:32 On his private plane.
596 00:28:34 I'm gonna be performingmy intimate Christmas show.
597 00:28:36 Eggnog with an EGOT.
598 00:28:38 And then we're headed back to New Yorkon my plane for Christmas with the crew.
599 00:28:41 Um... okay. Well, this is obviously perfect.
600 00:28:44 No. Ethan is not going to let uson his plane.
601 00:28:46 - Why?- 'Cause he hates me.
602 00:28:48 First day of rehearsalfor Home Alone: The Musical,
603 00:28:50 I walked in and said,"Hey, you're doing great, kid."
604 00:28:52 He said, "Don't call me a kid,you old man." I'm like,
605 00:28:54 "Chill, bro. I'm literally playingyour dad in the show, you are my kid."
606 00:28:57 And it's a weird casting choice.But the point is, he hates me.
607 00:29:00 That was, like, a hundred years ago.
608 00:29:02 Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go.
609 00:29:05 Okay, Nick.
610 00:29:06 Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Maltiat Christmas is gonna scar her for life?
611 00:29:11 Well, maybe not for life.But she is so young that I feel like
612 00:29:13 - she'll be in therapy...- Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan.
613 00:29:16 - Yes.- And try to get on his plane.
614 00:29:17 Nice.
615 00:29:24 And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth,
616 00:29:26 I think this is the best Christmas hamI've ever tasted."
617 00:29:29 That's what I said.
618 00:29:31 Man, crazy times on Broadway.
619 00:29:35 He's so charming.
620 00:29:37 That's not...
621 00:29:39 Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers?
622 00:29:42 - Hey.- Hi.
623 00:29:44 Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone.
624 00:29:45 - Nick!- Hey, Ethan.
625 00:29:47 So sweet of you to come to my show, man.
626 00:29:49 That is cool of you.That is big of you, man.
627 00:29:52 You know what, Nick,why don't you come on up here?
628 00:29:54 Oh, yeah!
629 00:29:55 - Oh, I... I...- Plane. Plane.
630 00:29:57 - Great idea.- I would love to.
631 00:29:58 - Yeah.- Get us home. Come on.
632 00:30:01 Get up there.
633 00:30:02 Nick Jonas.
634 00:30:03 What a treat. Nick.
635 00:30:05 - Hey. Ethan.- Nicky, man. Good to see you too.
636 00:30:08 - You got this.- Make us proud.
637 00:30:09 Oh, can I have two of those please?Thank you.
638 00:30:11 Most of you probably know this already.
639 00:30:13 Uh... Nick and I starred togetherin Home Alone: The Musical.
640 00:30:16 I, of course, played Kevin McCallisterand Nick obviously played my dad.
641 00:30:22 Uh... Well, you know, it's Broadway.
642 00:30:24 So you really suspend disbelief and...And Ethan was playing younger,
643 00:30:28 I was playing older, obviously.
644 00:30:30 And they even had to add some grayto my temple just to really sell it.
645 00:30:34 Did they? They did?
646 00:30:35 They absolutely did.
647 00:30:37 - Oh, it just... Oh...- You know they did.
648 00:30:38 It's just I'm seeing some smile linesthat sell it just fine.
649 00:30:40 - Oh.- Ah, come on!
650 00:30:42 Pow! I'm teasing you, man.
651 00:30:44 - That's funny.- Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on.
652 00:30:46 - Shall we do our big song?- Oh, I don't think they want to see that.
653 00:30:48 They don't... Of course they do.It's the title song in the show.
654 00:30:52 Yeah! Let's hear it!
655 00:30:54 If you don't remember the words,I can make them really big on your phone.
656 00:30:56 Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine.Twenty-twenty, bud.
657 00:30:59 - Oh, good.- Yeah, but listen, hey,
658 00:31:00 if you wanna take the key down, I get it.
659 00:31:01 It's 'cause I know there was a lotof times in our run where those...
660 00:31:05 those high notes werea little tough to get to.
661 00:31:08 Oh, don't say that.
662 00:31:10 - I'm good, man. I'm good with the key.- Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song.
663 00:31:13 - All right, just play the song.- Go ahead. Play the song.
664 00:31:15 God.
665 00:31:17 All right, here we go.
666 00:31:30 ♪ Home Alone ♪
667 00:31:34 ♪ Being home alone ♪
668 00:31:37 ♪ Is like being home with no ♪
669 00:31:43 ♪ With no people ♪
670 00:31:46 ♪ I was alone'Cause there were no people ♪
671 00:31:50 ♪ At all ♪
672 00:31:52 ♪ They say home is where ♪
673 00:31:56 ♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪
674 00:32:01 ♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪
675 00:32:04 I grew from the hurt.
676 00:32:05 I can't believe this showonly ran three weeks.
677 00:32:07 I can.
678 00:32:09 ♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪
679 00:32:14 ♪ The love carries more weight ♪
680 00:32:19 ♪ My heart was so heavy ♪
681 00:32:22 ♪ My apologyI was a bad daddy to you ♪
682 00:32:28 - ♪ Oh ♪- ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪
683 00:32:35 ♪ I lived throughA father's greatest fear ♪
684 00:32:40 ♪ But no more being home alone ♪
685 00:32:42 ♪ It's time that we are all at homeTogether ♪
686 00:32:48 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪
687 00:32:53 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
688 00:32:55 - Keep it going, keep it going.- Oh, no.
689 00:32:57 ♪ I will never leave youHome alone again ♪
690 00:33:01 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
691 00:33:05 - He's doing it.- Stop.
692 00:33:06 - ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪- I can't go much higher.
693 00:33:09 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, home alone again ♪
694 00:33:15 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
695 00:33:17 What are you doing? Stop!
696 00:33:18 ♪ You will never be homeOn your own, again ♪
697 00:33:20 - ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪- ♪ Alone again ♪
698 00:33:28 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
699 00:33:31 You knew.You knew exactly what you were doing.
700 00:33:34 Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas?You are sick.
701 00:33:38 - Okay, just--- To track me down, in Amsterdam,
702 00:33:41 - so you could come up here...- No, this is bad.
703 00:33:42 ...and embarrass me in front ofthe people who love me most,
704 00:33:44 because you can't stand that your timein the sun is up.
705 00:33:49 - That's mean.- And I am about to have
706 00:33:52 a double EGOT.
707 00:33:53 Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar,Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T.
708 00:33:58 This is the worst city.And you are the worst Jonas brother.
709 00:34:02 Justin!
710 00:34:05 - You're my hero!- Thank you.
711 00:34:09 That's live theater for you.Anything can happen, right?
712 00:34:15 - No plane?- No plane.
713 00:34:33 Are you, uh, stalking me?
714 00:34:35 Lucy? What are you doing here?
715 00:34:37 Well, I was... I was trying towatch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show,
716 00:34:42 but that happened instead.
717 00:34:45 - Yeah.- Yeah. Yeah.
718 00:34:47 I'm wondering if I can get a refundor something. 'Cause I'm--
719 00:34:49 You know, I could probablygive you Nick's Venmo.
720 00:34:51 - Yeah.- And you could just bill him.
721 00:34:53 - Okay, great. Yeah. That's... That's good.- That work?
722 00:34:58 Uh, it's actually good that it ended early
723 00:35:00 'cause I have this, like,awesome Amsterdam bucket list.
724 00:35:03 And there's this one thing that Ididn't know if I was gonna have time for,
725 00:35:06 and now I have time.
726 00:35:08 So, I think I'm gonna do that.
727 00:35:11 Do you want company for this thing?
728 00:35:13 Uh... Well, you don't knowwhat the thing is.
729 00:35:17 - That's fine.- Yeah, I w...
730 00:35:19 - Yeah, I would love for you to come.- Yes, Okay, great.
731 00:35:22 - I will... I'll text my brothers.- Hmm.
732 00:35:24 Okay, I'll text my mom.
733 00:35:25 I... I'm kidding.
734 00:35:27 - I'll just go grab my jacket.- Okay, that's fine.
735 00:35:39 Is that what we're calling it these days?A connection.
736 00:35:42 How many girls haveyou connected with this month?
737 00:35:45 You're a worthless party boywho doesn't deserve love.
738 00:35:47 I agree.
739 00:36:09 Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again"music video dance still?
740 00:36:13 Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser.
741 00:36:16 - It's like... I can't...- That's not... Nah, you don't know it.
742 00:36:18 Okay, I know it in... I know it in my mind,
743 00:36:20 - but I physically can't do it.- Right.
744 00:36:23 So, is your ex a doctor as well?
745 00:36:26 Okay, then.
746 00:36:28 Um, yeah.
747 00:36:30 We were best friends. It was nice.
748 00:36:32 And the hardest thing I ever hadto do was admit that I,
749 00:36:35 um, was not in love with him.
750 00:36:38 Oh. So, you... you broke up with him?
751 00:36:40 Yeah.
752 00:36:43 If you don't feel as badfor me anymore, I understand.
753 00:36:46 I do.
754 00:36:47 I've got a fewbad break-ups under my belt as well.
755 00:36:52 Yeah.
756 00:36:54 I'm not sure what to do here.
757 00:36:56 Like, do people pretend not to know
758 00:36:58 literally everything aboutyour personal life? Or like...
759 00:37:01 And then do you pretend not to knowthat they're pretending not to know?
760 00:37:06 Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.
761 00:37:09 That's so weird.
762 00:37:12 - I'm sorry. Yeah.- It's weird. Yeah.
763 00:37:15 Um, but the good news isthis looks like a good spot.
764 00:37:18 Looks good for what exactly?
765 00:37:20 For swimming.
766 00:37:22 Mmm. Right.
767 00:37:25 So, just the same old Lucy,except you're crazy now.
768 00:37:27 It's called Nieuwjaarsduik.
769 00:37:29 It's a Dutch New Years tradition for,like, new beginnings.
770 00:37:32 And I'm not gonna be here on New Years.So, we're just gonna have to do it now.
771 00:37:38 Come on, pretty boy. The cold waterwill be good for your pores.
772 00:37:42 Okay. Fine.
773 00:37:45 Can't believe I'm doing this.
774 00:37:48 Let me just hang upmy super cool passport pack.
775 00:37:51 Ho, ho, ho, ho.
776 00:37:55 Book a new flight.
777 00:37:56 Sorry, I didn't get that.
778 00:37:58 It's okay. Book a new flight.
779 00:38:02 One more time.
780 00:38:04 Book a new flight.
781 00:38:07 Rent a car.Is that correct?
782 00:38:09 That is not correct.I would like to book a new flight.
783 00:38:13 Hey, Nick, my main man.
784 00:38:16 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to youabout something vis-à-vis la música.
785 00:38:21 "Vis-à-vis la música"?What am I talking about?
786 00:38:25 Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin.Um...
787 00:38:28 Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song.
788 00:38:32 Is that cool with you guys?
789 00:38:33 Human cardboard.
790 00:38:35 - Forgettable curly.- The world's most unlikely rock star.
791 00:38:37 The stuff we say to you is so mean,
792 00:38:39 you don't even have to embellish itin your memory.
793 00:38:46 You got this.
794 00:38:48 Book a new flight.
795 00:38:52 If you would liketo hear the menu options again,
796 00:38:54 - please press nine.- Nick, can we talk?
797 00:38:57 Listen, you stupid airplane robot!
798 00:38:59 You think you're gonna replace us?That is not the case.
799 00:39:02 Get me on the phone with a live humanbeing right now to book me a new flight
800 00:39:05 so I can get home to bewith my family for Christmas.
801 00:39:07 What?
802 00:39:08 Nothing.
803 00:39:09 I'm sorry,I didn't get that. Please hold.
804 00:39:20 Okay. You ready?
805 00:39:23 Sure.
806 00:39:24 Eén, twee, drie!
807 00:39:32 - It's so cold.- It's horrible.
808 00:39:35 This was your idea.
809 00:39:38 Go, go, go.
810 00:39:40 - Joe, come on.- Wait.
811 00:39:46 We have to go faster.He's on a bike.
812 00:39:48 - Thank you.- I got it, I got it. Keep going.
813 00:39:51 It's so cold.
814 00:39:52 - Okay, we made it.- I don't know.
815 00:39:57 Do you think we lost him?
816 00:39:58 Honestly, I don't thinkanybody was chasing us.
817 00:40:03 - Oh. Laundry day.- Oh.
818 00:40:10 - Thank you. Oh.- Thanks.
819 00:40:13 - Oh.- Nice. Well, I did not have
820 00:40:15 Amsterdam outlawon my bingo card for tonight.
821 00:40:19 - What?- Nothing.
822 00:40:21 It's just strange being with you.
823 00:40:23 Feel like yesterday we weresneaking into American Pie 2.
824 00:40:27 But we've also had all these years apartand I feel like I have a million questions
825 00:40:31 about what you've been doing andthinking and feeling and I don't know.
826 00:40:37 You just feel like my old,favorite sweater.
827 00:40:41 But, like, also like a new pair of shoesthat I can't wait to break in.
828 00:40:46 I don't wanna break you in.That doesn't make sense.
829 00:40:47 - That got away from--- No, I...
830 00:40:50 I know exactly how you're feeling.
831 00:41:01 That's Nick. He got usplane tickets to New York.
832 00:41:03 I-I-I gotta go.
833 00:41:05 That's amazing.
834 00:41:07 - Where are you spending the holidays?- Uh, Brooklyn.
835 00:41:10 I leave tomorrow afternoon.
836 00:41:11 My parents are going ona celebrity cruise with John Stamos.
837 00:41:14 It's no big deal,but it'll just be me and my cat.
838 00:41:17 Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well.
839 00:41:21 Really?
840 00:41:22 Really.
841 00:41:28 I hope your cat got youa nice Christmas gift.
842 00:41:37 Yeah.
843 00:41:39 Right, okay. I... I gotta go.
844 00:41:42 Yep. Bye, Joe.
845 00:41:44 Bye.
846 00:41:59 ♪ Childish ♪
847 00:42:02 ♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪
848 00:42:07 ♪ Selfish ♪
849 00:42:10 ♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪
850 00:42:15 ♪ I'm not for long here ♪
851 00:42:19 ♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪
852 00:42:24 ♪ Stupid ♪
853 00:42:27 ♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪
854 00:42:33 ♪ Reckless ♪
855 00:42:36 ♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪
856 00:42:41 ♪ Electric ♪
857 00:42:44 ♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪
858 00:42:48 ♪ I don't belong here ♪
859 00:42:51 ♪ I don't belong here ♪
860 00:42:53 ♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪
861 00:42:57 ♪ 'Cause love is ♪
862 00:43:01 ♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪
863 00:43:04 ♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪
864 00:43:09 ♪ 'Cause if I doThen it's out of my hands ♪
865 00:43:13 ♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪
866 00:43:17 ♪ I don't wanna chooseLosing something again ♪
867 00:43:21 ♪ If I feel something ♪
868 00:43:25 ♪ So I feel nothing ♪
869 00:43:31 ♪ Let me down, let me downLet me down, let me down ♪
870 00:43:35 ♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪
871 00:43:38 ♪ Will you let me down again? ♪
872 00:43:40 ♪ Don't let it begin ♪
873 00:43:42 ♪ So it never ends ♪
874 00:43:46 ♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪
875 00:43:55 This is my nightmare.
876 00:43:56 I don't have any clean clothes.
877 00:43:58 Shipped everything homeexcept what I needed for
878 00:44:01 one night of sleep, one day of travel.
879 00:44:03 But now it's day two of travel so I haveto put back on day one's outfit.
880 00:44:07 Good thing I packed my emergency robe.
881 00:44:09 J.Lo called, she wants her dress back.
882 00:44:11 I can smell all of yesterday's smells.Don't you hate that?
883 00:44:14 I can smell that......Christmas lady's car.
884 00:44:16 And the train.
885 00:44:17 And the fries from the train.And the mayo from the fries.
886 00:44:21 Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot,doesn't she?
887 00:44:23 Yeah, she does.She's a very patient woman.
888 00:44:30 - Hi.- Great job with the door, Kev.
889 00:44:32 Joe, while you were outgallivanting around Amsterdam,
890 00:44:35 I was on the phonewith a lovely ticket agent,
891 00:44:37 securing seats for uson a flight home tomorrow.
892 00:44:39 - That's great.- Yeah.
893 00:44:41 So, what's her name?
894 00:44:43 - Well, that is a very funny story.- Like he remembers.
895 00:44:47 Can I get my passport?I wanna check on it.
896 00:44:49 Yes, passports. Who's got the passports?
897 00:44:51 I do 'cause I have the pack.
898 00:44:53 Feels a bit light, but you know what?It's right...
899 00:44:55 It's gone.
900 00:44:56 They're gone, so...
901 00:44:58 Great.
902 00:45:05 Wait.You lost all three of your passports?
903 00:45:07 - Are you kidding me?- We did not lose them.
904 00:45:10 - Joe lost them.- Somebody must've stolen them.
905 00:45:12 Lucky for you, I deal withthis kind of thing all the time.
906 00:45:14 Hang on just one moment please.
907 00:45:17 Uh, Siri, what do I doif I lose my passport abroad?
908 00:45:21 - Oh, my God.- Cassidy, uh, we... we can still hear you.
909 00:45:24 Oh, uh...
910 00:45:25 I know, I was just talking to Siri,
911 00:45:27 my colleague that specializesin passport law.
912 00:45:30 Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
913 00:45:33 - Cassidy.- Okay, fine!
914 00:45:34 Fine. I wasn't talking toany of my colleagues
915 00:45:37 because I am all alone on Christmas.
916 00:45:38 Oh, my God.
917 00:45:42 That's it.
918 00:45:43 Wh... What's it? Cassidy?
919 00:45:44 My ex is a pilot.He ditched me so he could fly
920 00:45:47 Angela Merkel to her favorite spain Hamburg.
921 00:45:50 That is why we broke up.
922 00:45:53 But if I can get you guys to Germany,he can probably take you home on his PJ.
923 00:45:57 Uh, Cassidy,wh... why didn't you tell us this before?
924 00:46:00 Well, I didn't think of it.Probably because he's dead to me.
925 00:46:02 Have you not been listening to me at all?
926 00:46:05 Sorry. Uh, now I just have toget you to Germany.
927 00:46:09 Most of my driversare off for the holidays,
928 00:46:11 but I'll checktrusty Craigslist Amsterdam.
929 00:46:16 Here's someone.
930 00:46:17 Mmm.
931 00:46:18 He's probably gonnawanna do stuff to your feet.
932 00:46:20 - No.- No.
933 00:46:22 What kind of stuff?
934 00:46:27 Dank je wel.
935 00:46:29 - Merry Christmas.- Whoo!
936 00:46:30 Nothing can stop us fromgetting home for Christmas now! Whoo!
937 00:46:32 - Come on.- We're grown men.
938 00:46:34 And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg.
939 00:46:37 Magic!
940 00:46:44 We should've just let that guyfrom Craigslist do stuff to my feet.
941 00:46:56 The girls are probablyroasting chestnuts right now.
942 00:46:59 I'm starving.
943 00:47:01 Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonnastarve to death out here?
944 00:47:04 No. I think you're gonna freeze to death.
945 00:47:07 And Joe and I will be forcedto eat you to survive.
946 00:47:09 Oh, my God, truck.
947 00:47:11 - Truck. Shall we hitchhike?- Are you crazy?
948 00:47:14 I saw this list that said
949 00:47:15 hitchhiking is the sixthmost likely way people get killed.
950 00:47:18 I saw this other list said thatwe're the second most punchable band.
951 00:47:20 Put those lists together,whoever's driving that truck's
952 00:47:22 - gonna punch us to death.- No. No.
953 00:47:24 - Stop!- Nope.
954 00:47:26 Nick, what are you doing?
955 00:47:27 - Getting us home.- Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him.
956 00:47:37 Duolingo, 48 day streak.
957 00:47:39 I speak English. Hi.
958 00:47:41 And I, uh, I happen to begoing right through Hamburg.
959 00:47:44 Have we met before?
960 00:47:45 No, of course not. No, I-I've neverput a spell on you.
961 00:47:50 - What?- I said I've never met you.
962 00:47:54 Okay? Okay. Two in the backand one up here with me.
963 00:47:59 Okay. So...
964 00:48:02 Of course, I have to sitwith the murderer.
965 00:48:05 Smells amazing. What is that?
966 00:48:07 600 Christmas trees.
967 00:48:12 Don't worry, I, um,went light on the whiskey today.
968 00:48:17 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
969 00:48:19 It's just peppermint tea.
970 00:48:21 So, uh... How did youand your brothers end up
971 00:48:24 stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve?
972 00:48:26 Good question.Uh, we were on tour in Europe.
973 00:48:29 Um, we're in a band together.
974 00:48:31 A band of brothers. Huh.Oh, like the Bee Gees.
975 00:48:35 Oh, that-that sounds fun.
976 00:48:39 It can be.
977 00:48:42 No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm...
978 00:48:44 I-I am so grateful that there aresome people that love our music,
979 00:48:47 and that we're still doing thisafter all these years.
980 00:48:53 But it's family,
981 00:48:55 and, you know, being around your familyall the time, it's...
982 00:48:58 It's tough.
983 00:49:00 We got our big breakwhen we were just kids.
984 00:49:03 And right away we kind of lockedinto these very specific roles.
985 00:49:07 And we're-we're great at them,that's why this works.
986 00:49:10 But mine is planning, and worrying,and obsessing over every little detail.
987 00:49:15 And it just feels likeby trying to keep us on our A game,
988 00:49:20 I've gotten stuckbeing kind of, uh, annoying.
989 00:49:26 And......it's driving me insane actually.
990 00:49:32 Does that make any sense?
991 00:49:33 Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no.
992 00:49:36 But... [stammers] ...I don't reallyhave anyone who drives me insane.
993 00:49:39 - Braggy.- Well, no, it's just...
994 00:49:41 ...I live a very solitary life.
995 00:49:43 My-My home is very remote,
996 00:49:45 and, uh, my work is all-consuming.
997 00:49:50 I just try and bring people joywith my yearly deliveries of, um,
998 00:49:54 you know, Christmas trees.
999 00:49:57 - That's actually really nice.- Well, it can be.
1000 00:50:00 Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outsidelooking in through the window.
1001 00:50:05 Hmm.
1002 00:50:06 Yeah, this lone wolf has alwaysdaydreamed about being part of a pack.
1003 00:50:15 Yeah.
1004 00:50:17 Would you mind pulling over?I just wanna go check on my brothers.
1005 00:50:22 Oh, yeah.
1006 00:50:26 Why are we stopping?
1007 00:50:27 I don't know.
1008 00:50:33 Never trust a cheap spellto do a man's job.
1009 00:50:39 You all right?
1010 00:50:40 Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air.
1011 00:50:54 You know what this reminds me of?
1012 00:50:55 Yeah. Those old dayswith Dad driving us to gigs?
1013 00:51:01 Back of the minivan.
1014 00:51:02 Cramped in the back seat, trying not tothrow up from Dad's terrible driving.
1015 00:51:08 Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas treeone year for Christmas?
1016 00:51:10 - Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah.- There was spiders in it.
1017 00:51:12 There was, like, spiders everywhere.
1018 00:51:14 - Spiders. I remember that.- Yeah.
1019 00:51:15 I remember Dadin our little apartment in Dallas--
1020 00:51:17 Pulling out each ornament, one by one,telling a story about it.
1021 00:51:20 - He was making those stories up.- For sure.
1022 00:51:22 "This is from New Zealand." It's like,"When have you been to New Zealand?"
1023 00:51:27 - Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas.- Yeah.
1024 00:51:37 ♪ MemoryMemory's a tap on the glass ♪
1025 00:51:44 ♪ Just asking questions ♪
1026 00:51:47 ♪ EveryEvery ripple in our past ♪
1027 00:51:53 ♪ Had good intentions ♪
1028 00:51:56 ♪ Oh, you can make new friendsBut not old ♪
1029 00:52:02 ♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪
1030 00:52:05 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1031 00:52:08 ♪ Floods my mindWith little images of simpler times ♪
1032 00:52:14 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1033 00:52:18 ♪ Brings me right backTo the innocence of childish eyes ♪
1034 00:52:23 ♪ Oh ♪
1035 00:52:24 ♪ When fuses weren't so shortAnd laughing wasn't forced ♪
1036 00:52:29 ♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪
1037 00:52:33 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1038 00:52:36 ♪ Makes me remember whenI had the innocence ♪
1039 00:52:41 ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
1040 00:52:48 ♪ Yeah ♪
1041 00:52:53 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1042 00:52:55 ♪ Makes me remember whenI had the innocence ♪
1043 00:53:00 ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
1044 00:53:05 Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly--
1045 00:53:07 Endless childish games.I forgot about that.
1046 00:53:10 Guten Tag.
1047 00:53:14 Oh, absolutely. Here we go.
1048 00:53:28 Hi, you've reached Stacy.Please leave one after the beep.
1049 00:53:32 Hey, Stacy, it's Nick.
1050 00:53:35 Look, I've been thinking, uh,you know, maybe we can extend the tour.
1051 00:53:39 Look, we-we absolutely loveperforming together,
1052 00:53:42 and when things are good,they're-they're great.
1053 00:53:46 I... It's just...
1054 00:53:49 I think I just need a minute to decideif we can make this work or not.
1055 00:53:53 So d-don't say no to the promotersjust yet, okay? All right, bye.
1056 00:53:57 Look, we found fresh clothes.
1057 00:54:04 "I'm a Düsseldorf girl."
1058 00:54:06 Least it doesn't haveyesterday's smells on it.
1059 00:54:08 Do you get mine? It's pretty funny.
1060 00:54:23 - Wow.- It's beautiful.
1061 00:54:26 Now let's just hope Cassidy's exisn't a total freak.
1062 00:54:30 Hello, gents!
1063 00:54:32 Damn, son.
1064 00:54:33 No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken.
1065 00:54:35 I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor toget you guys home for Christmas.
1066 00:54:39 Hi, Gene.
1067 00:54:40 Got the usual stuff here.
1068 00:54:42 I googled some of your favorite snacks.Hope that's okay.
1069 00:54:45 Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanutsfor Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe.
1070 00:54:50 I have a soft spotfor these too.
1071 00:54:54 Tart and sweet, just like your music.
1072 00:54:57 You get it.
1073 00:55:09 Kevin McCallister,you brilliant, little devil.
1074 00:55:13 Whoa. Bumpy.
1075 00:55:15 Probably just a change in pressure.My main man Gene's all over it.
1076 00:55:23 Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on.
1077 00:55:30 Um, Gene?
1078 00:55:32 Oh!
1079 00:55:34 What are you doing?
1080 00:55:35 My ex, Cassidy, posted a photowith some guy named Dean. Look at that.
1081 00:55:40 That's not real though.
1082 00:55:44 I appreciate you tryingto protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this.
1083 00:55:48 I just have to post a phototo make her remember how hot I am.
1084 00:55:50 These photos suck.It's too cramped in here.
1085 00:55:52 You can only see eight of my abs.
1086 00:55:53 - Wait, you don't have a copilot.- So we better hurry.
1087 00:55:58 Gene. Gene, don't you need to,like, fly the plane?
1088 00:56:01 It's on autopilot. This is more important.
1089 00:56:03 - Can you help please?- What's going on?
1090 00:56:05 I don't know. This guy's insane.
1091 00:56:06 I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photosso I can get my girlfriend back.
1092 00:56:09 Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it.
1093 00:56:12 Oh, the lighting is terrible in here.I'm washed out.
1094 00:56:14 Oh, I got something for you.
1095 00:56:17 How-How's that gonna help, Joe?
1096 00:56:19 This is fantastic. What is this?
1097 00:56:21 Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove.
1098 00:56:24 People magazine's sexiest candletwo years running.
1099 00:56:26 Joe, why are you encouraging this?We need him to fly the plane.
1100 00:56:28 Sooner he takes these pictures, thesooner he gets back to flying this plane.
1101 00:56:31 Nick, Nick, Nick.
1102 00:56:32 Hey, I bet if we just land the plane,you can just call Cassidy...
1103 00:56:35 - How's the lighting?- ...and you can apologize.
1104 00:56:39 Okay, I gotta know.Is it keto? Intermittent fasting?
1105 00:56:42 Put your arm down.
1106 00:56:44 Feedback.
1107 00:56:45 That looks great. Natural.
1108 00:56:46 Nick, why's our manager texting you,
1109 00:56:48 "So psyched you changed your mindand are open to extending the tour"?
1110 00:56:51 Yeah, good news.They want to extend the tour. Congrats.
1111 00:56:54 Eye on the prize, Nick.I can't hold this forever.
1112 00:56:56 Can we talk about thislater please?
1113 00:56:57 - Seriously?- But what does she mean by,
1114 00:56:59 "You changed your mind."What did you change your mind about?
1115 00:57:02 Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to heryesterday about extending the tour,
1116 00:57:05 and I lied and said that you guysweren't up for it.
1117 00:57:07 - The truth is, I wasn't up for it.- No, no, no.
1118 00:57:09 Wait, so you just unilaterally decidedto not extend without talking to us?
1119 00:57:11 Yes, but I-I took it back. So...
1120 00:57:13 - No.- Unbelievable.
1121 00:57:14 - This isn't working. I look bloated!- You don't look bloated.
1122 00:57:17 Why did you make me eatthat Sour Patch Kid?
1123 00:57:19 - What?- Let's do another setup.
1124 00:57:20 - Maybe some waist down shots.- All right, I'll take 'em.
1125 00:57:24 Gene!
1126 00:57:26 - Is he dead?- He can't be dead.
1127 00:57:27 If he's dead, we're dead.
1128 00:57:30 We gotta wake him up. Come on.
1129 00:57:31 - Gene?- Dude, Gene, wake up.
1130 00:57:33 Oh, he's alive. Good.
1131 00:57:34 - He's not dead.- Get him up. Get him up.
1132 00:57:36 Help me.
1133 00:57:40 - Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense.- Careful.
1134 00:57:43 Careful.
1135 00:57:44 - Okay. Get the legs.- Legs. Come on.
1136 00:57:46 Come on, watch his foot.Don't let it hit anything.
1137 00:57:49 - We gotta wake him up.- We deactivated auto pilot.
1138 00:57:51 - We did?- We did.
1139 00:57:53 - Then reactivate it!- I don't know how to do that.
1140 00:57:54 Okay, uh, nothing works.
1141 00:57:56 We're losing altitude. Reengage it.
1142 00:57:58 I don't even know how to drive stick,what do you mean?
1143 00:58:00 Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on!
1144 00:58:03 Guys, I've got this.
1145 00:58:04 I know Glen Powell from Top Gun.
1146 00:58:08 Hold on.
1147 00:58:11 We're gonna get home for Christmas.
1148 00:58:15 - Whoa!- I don't have it. I don't have it.
1149 00:58:17 - Gene, wake up and fly this plane!- Pull up.
1150 00:58:19 - Come on, Gene. We need you!- Pull up.
1151 00:58:22 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
1152 00:58:23 Pull up.
1153 00:58:24 You still have those?
1154 00:58:26 That one's mine. That one's mine.
1155 00:58:28 Doesn't matter, just blow.
1156 00:58:31 No, no. One, two, three.
1157 00:58:34 It's working. It's working. Keep going.
1158 00:58:37 Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy!
1159 00:58:39 - Gene! Fly the plane!- He's awake!
1160 00:58:41 Oh, come on!
1161 00:58:45 That's good.
1162 00:58:46 Oh, no.
1163 00:58:49 Uh, Gene, you got this.
1164 00:58:50 Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight.
1165 00:58:52 Hold on!
1166 00:59:09 Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive.
1167 00:59:14 Whoo!
1168 00:59:15 What... What's that smell?
1169 00:59:17 Oh, cinnamon.
1170 00:59:18 And cloves.
1171 00:59:19 And pine. I'm definitely getting pine.
1172 00:59:22 Oh, no.
1173 00:59:25 - Oh.- No!
1174 00:59:28 Oh, oh, okay. Whoa.
1175 00:59:30 Let's go.
1176 00:59:38 Two planes in two days.
1177 00:59:40 Please tell me someone has their phone.
1178 00:59:43 Maybe they're okay in there?
1179 00:59:45 Oh, no.
1180 00:59:47 Why do I never say yes to AppleCare?
1181 00:59:55 - Sorry about before. Okay?- Hmm.
1182 00:59:57 The heart makes us do crazy things.
1183 00:59:59 Now I'll make us a fire,build us a shelter.
1184 01:00:02 Great.
1185 01:00:03 We'll set up campfor the night, all right? Good.
1186 01:00:05 - Let's get it going.- No.
1187 01:00:07 No, no, no. We are notsetting up camp with you, Gene.
1188 01:00:11 We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids
1189 01:00:14 because you had to take thirst trapsfor the weirdest woman in the world.
1190 01:00:17 I'm gonna stop you right there.You keep my ex's name out of your mouth.
1191 01:00:21 - I didn't even say her name.- Good.
1192 01:00:23 - Don't say her name.- But I will now.
1193 01:00:26 - Cassidy.- Don't.
1194 01:00:27 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.- Guys. Guys...
1195 01:00:29 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.- You know what? Screw this.
1196 01:00:32 And screw you, Nick.
1197 01:00:33 I've always liked Joe's solo musicbetter than yours anyway.
1198 01:00:35 - Oh.- Yeah. You boys are done.
1199 01:00:37 - Uh, no.- You're on your own.
1200 01:00:38 - I'm sorry, man. But...- Gene.
1201 01:00:40 I'm going back to my woman.
1202 01:00:41 - Dude, come on. Please.- No. I'm gonna find my woman.
1203 01:00:44 Dude.
1204 01:00:46 Wow. Way to go, Nick.
1205 01:00:48 Thanks for telling the one guywho knows how to survive out here
1206 01:00:51 that we don't wanna camp with him.
1207 01:00:52 Another phenomenal unilateral decision.
1208 01:00:54 Okay. You can't suddenly be madat me for making a decision
1209 01:00:58 when you literally lean on me
1210 01:01:00 for everything.
1211 01:01:02 Do you think I like beingthe uptight, responsible one?
1212 01:01:03 No, I don't. But I have toso that I can take care of you two.
1213 01:01:08 That is such BS.
1214 01:01:10 You love to be in control.
1215 01:01:12 You get off on feeling likeyou're better than everybody.
1216 01:01:14 Which is probably why you make funof my personal life so much.
1217 01:01:17 - What?- Actually, you do do that, Nick.
1218 01:01:18 I've been meaning to talk to you about it.
1219 01:01:20 You do it too. Always jokingabout how I'm some vapid womanizer.
1220 01:01:23 You know, that makes me feel likeI'll never find a real relationship again.
1221 01:01:26 Which is probably why I didn't tell you
1222 01:01:28 that I bumped into Lucy againin Amsterdam.
1223 01:01:30 Yeah. And I feel like there's somethingthere, but I'm terrified to go for it.
1224 01:01:33 Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiotmy brothers say I am.
1225 01:01:42 I wanna sing.
1226 01:01:45 - Right now?- No.
1227 01:01:46 Lead vocals in a song.
1228 01:01:48 I've been tryingto tell you guys for days,
1229 01:01:49 but you guys are such narcissistsyou didn't even see me.
1230 01:01:54 Okay, don't blame your inabilityto tell us what you want on us.
1231 01:01:58 If you wanna sing, of course you can sing.
1232 01:02:00 Oh, yeah, great.Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great.
1233 01:02:03 Okay, so you don't want him to sing?
1234 01:02:05 I just would liketo be consulted on it first.
1235 01:02:07 Okay, I thought I could lastsix more months with you guys.
1236 01:02:09 But I can't even last six seconds.
1237 01:02:10 Me either. I'll find my own way hometo my girls.
1238 01:02:12 - Yeah, me too.- Yeah, me too.
1239 01:02:14 I'll find my own way home to mine.
1240 01:02:17 None of us have sons.
1241 01:02:19 Do you think that's genetic?
1242 01:02:21 It's gotta be genetic.
1243 01:02:23 I blame Dad.
1244 01:02:26 ♪ I take responsibility ♪
1245 01:02:32 ♪ For staying round this long ♪
1246 01:02:36 ♪ Apologies to younger me ♪
1247 01:02:42 ♪ For letting it go on ♪
1248 01:02:46 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1249 01:02:51 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1250 01:02:56 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1251 01:03:01 ♪ Am I better off alone? ♪
1252 01:03:04 ♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪
1253 01:03:16 ♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪
1254 01:03:21 ♪ It's never good enough ♪
1255 01:03:25 ♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪
1256 01:03:30 ♪ I've done it all and some ♪
1257 01:03:35 ♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪
1258 01:03:39 ♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪
1259 01:03:45 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1260 01:03:50 ♪ Might be better off alone ♪
1261 01:03:53 ♪ Might be better, betterBetter off alone ♪
1262 01:04:24 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1263 01:04:29 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1264 01:04:34 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1265 01:04:39 ♪ I'm better off alone ♪
1266 01:04:42 ♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪
1267 01:04:51 We just walked in a circle, didn't we?
1268 01:04:53 Yeah.
1269 01:04:56 What was that?
1270 01:04:57 Gene?
1271 01:05:00 Is that you?
1272 01:05:02 Here to light us a fireand cook us dinner I bet.
1273 01:05:05 Nick's sorry.
1274 01:05:09 - Oh.- Not Gene.
1275 01:05:11 Okay. It's just one of himand three of us. Right?
1276 01:05:14 I saw this on Bear Grylls once,
1277 01:05:16 - you just gotta be really loud.- No, no, dude, it's quiet.
1278 01:05:18 - No, it's loud.- No, it's quiet.
1279 01:05:19 Bears are... Bears are quiet.
1280 01:05:20 No, no, guys, there's not just one.Okay? Because wolves travel in packs.
1281 01:05:25 Because why would you ever travel alone
1282 01:05:26 if you could travelwith your wolf brothers?
1283 01:05:28 What?
1284 01:05:30 - Which one is it? Quiet or loud?- I think it's loud.
1285 01:05:32 - I have to apologize.- It's loud.
1286 01:05:33 - So which one is it?- Louder. Loud.
1287 01:05:35 Okay, I'm sorry for beingso uptight all the time.
1288 01:05:37 And I'm sorry that I didn't tell youabout extending the tour.
1289 01:05:39 I'm sorry we take you for granted.Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe.
1290 01:05:42 - Lucy would've been lucky to have you.- Louder.
1291 01:05:45 Well, I'm sorry that we nevergot to hear you sing, Kevin.
1292 01:05:48 I'm sure your voice is pretty okay.
1293 01:05:50 - Thank you!- Move closer. Watch out.
1294 01:05:52 Just start screaming.
1295 01:05:54 - Get away!- Go home!
1296 01:05:58 That's not working.
1297 01:05:59 I don't think we're gonna make it.
1298 01:06:01 All right. One last huddle.
1299 01:06:04 Every moment matters.
1300 01:06:06 Every feeling matters.
1301 01:06:07 Every brother matters.
1302 01:06:09 I love you, guys.
1303 01:06:10 - I love you.- Love you.
1304 01:06:23 What just happened?
1305 01:06:26 - They're gone.- It's a Christmas miracle.
1306 01:06:29 Thank you, Santa!
1307 01:06:30 Thank you, Santa!
1308 01:06:34 Oh, my God.
1309 01:06:37 - The wolves are back. Oh, no.- Oh, God.
1310 01:06:43 Whoa.
1311 01:06:44 Oh, my God.
1312 01:06:45 - Oh, my God.- Brad.
1313 01:06:48 - Good to see you.- Thank goodness you're safe.
1314 01:06:50 - Okay.- How did you find us?
1315 01:06:52 Oh. Your plane crashwas all over the news.
1316 01:06:54 I-I was circling the area looking for you,but it was so dark out.
1317 01:06:57 But then I saw this big flash of lightningthat lit up the whole forest
1318 01:07:00 and I saw my grown men.
1319 01:07:02 No. No, no, you were right, Brad.
1320 01:07:03 - We're your boys. We're just your boys.- Yeah. Uh-huh.
1321 01:07:06 - Oh.- What about your vow renewal?
1322 01:07:08 - Did we make you miss it?- Oh, no, I went through the vows.
1323 01:07:10 And Marie gets it.She's the greatest.
1324 01:07:13 Also, I, uh, told her you guys would payfor a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali.
1325 01:07:17 - Yeah. Of course, yeah.- Yeah. Sure.
1326 01:07:18 How sick we talking?
1327 01:07:20 - The rescue chopper's coming.- Amazing.
1328 01:07:22 Oh, also, you shouldprobably call your families.
1329 01:07:25 They think you're dead.
1330 01:07:26 - Yeah.- Please.
1331 01:07:27 Nice.
1332 01:07:28 Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka isso happy I'm alive
1333 01:07:30 she won't mind the change of plans.
1334 01:07:32 Change of plans?
1335 01:07:33 Yeah, that we're all doing Christmasat Kevin's house together.
1336 01:07:36 Wait, this should bea trilateral decision.
1337 01:07:40 Yes.
1338 01:07:41 - Dani's gonna love it.- All right.
1339 01:07:43 Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas.
1340 01:07:44 - Oh, my God, stop saying that.- Shut up.
1341 01:07:46 Hey, Brad, why the dogs?
1342 01:07:48 I'm a semi-pro dog sledder.I did the Iditarod.
1343 01:07:51 I told you this like a million times.
1344 01:07:53 - Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh.- Yeah.
1345 01:07:59 - Told you we'd make it home for Christmas.- All right. [sighs] Let's go.
1346 01:08:02 Oof.
1347 01:08:08 Merry Christmas.
1348 01:08:12 - You're here!- Oh, my God.
1349 01:08:14 You made it.
1350 01:08:16 - Hi, Dad.- You survived.
1351 01:08:18 I was so worried about you.
1352 01:08:19 - Hi.- Hello, beautiful.
1353 01:08:21 - Hi. Merry Christmas.- So good to see you.
1354 01:08:24 - You made it.- Of course.
1355 01:08:26 I wouldn't miss it for the world.It's Christmas.
1356 01:08:28 - Düsseldorf?- Yeah.
1357 01:08:30 I somehow pegged youas a Berlin kind of gal.
1358 01:08:33 - Oh, really?- Yeah.
1359 01:08:34 Yeah?
1360 01:08:35 Did Santa bring you everything you want?
1361 01:08:37 Yeah?
1362 01:08:50 And then Nick was like,"I can smell the Christmas lady's car."
1363 01:08:53 And then "the mayo's everywhere,"and the s... "And the fries!"
1364 01:08:55 - And it was just...- Okay. All right.
1365 01:08:56 - It did not happen like that.- Mmm.
1366 01:08:58 It did.
1367 01:09:00 I'll get it.
1368 01:09:01 Who's that?
1369 01:09:02 Uh, we may have reached outto someone on your behalf.
1370 01:09:06 Oh, hi.
1371 01:09:08 Welcome back.
1372 01:09:10 Thanks.
1373 01:09:12 What's my old babysitter doing here?
1374 01:09:15 Hi.
1375 01:09:17 Hi.
1376 01:09:20 So, uh, let's hear it then.
1377 01:09:24 Uh, hear what?
1378 01:09:26 Your brothers said that you hada big speech that you wanted to give me
1379 01:09:30 because you felt badabout how you left things in Amsterdam,
1380 01:09:32 and I'm realizing now that probably isn't...
1381 01:09:35 Thanks, guys.And thank you for the Uber Black.
1382 01:09:37 - It's very classy.- No problem.
1383 01:09:40 Yeah, there's a big speech.
1384 01:09:44 - So?- Lucy...
1385 01:09:47 Shh.
1386 01:09:50 When I ran into you on that train,
1387 01:09:53 it was the most exciting thingthat happened to me all year.
1388 01:09:56 And I've done some pretty cool things.
1389 01:09:58 I've played hundreds of stadium shows,
1390 01:10:00 and survived a wolf attack,
1391 01:10:02 and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus.
1392 01:10:04 - Okay.- And then we, um...
1393 01:10:06 - Yep...- Keep going.
1394 01:10:08 And then I was in a plane crash...
1395 01:10:10 - What?- ...with this beautiful man.
1396 01:10:12 He took his shirt off. He's very handsome.
1397 01:10:14 - Look...- What are you doing?
1398 01:10:16 - I'm calling her a car.- Oh.
1399 01:10:19 What I'm trying to say is Amsterdamwas so incredible with you.
1400 01:10:22 - You're incredible, and you're brave...- Right.
1401 01:10:24 ...and you're funny.
1402 01:10:26 And you jump into freezing water,which is really brave.
1403 01:10:29 I said... Keep saying brave.
1404 01:10:32 God. Um...
1405 01:10:34 It's just like the end of Love Actually,only horrible.
1406 01:10:37 Look, I... I should've...
1407 01:10:40 I should've jumped at the opportunity
1408 01:10:42 to hang out with youwhen I got back to the city,
1409 01:10:45 but I choked.
1410 01:10:48 But to be honest,I was terrified of falling for you
1411 01:10:52 and then it blowing up in my face.
1412 01:10:54 But that is a risk I'm willing to take
1413 01:10:58 'cause I feel like we could be eachother's old sweaters and brand new shoes.
1414 01:11:05 - What the hell does that mean?- I don't know, but it's super corny.
1415 01:11:17 Maybe not.
1416 01:11:22 I know this might be,um, moving really fast,
1417 01:11:25 but do you wanna spend Christmaswith my entire family?
1418 01:11:27 Yeah.
1419 01:11:29 - Hey, guys.- Hi.
1420 01:11:31 ♪ I know I asked for snowKnow I asked for lights ♪
1421 01:11:35 ♪ I know I asked forShooting starry nights ♪
1422 01:11:39 - ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪- Merry Christmas.
1423 01:11:42 - ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪- Merry Christmas. Hi.
1424 01:11:46 ♪ Yeah ♪
1425 01:11:48 - ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪- Open it.
1426 01:11:50 ♪ Covered in silver ♪
1427 01:11:52 ♪ Know I asked for tripsTo the Seven Wonders ♪
1428 01:11:56 ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
1429 01:11:59 ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
1430 01:12:03 ♪ Yeah ♪
1431 01:12:04 ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1432 01:12:07 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1433 01:12:10 ♪ All I wanted was you and youAnd you and you and I ♪
1434 01:12:18 ♪ All I wanted was you and youAnd you and you and I ♪
1435 01:12:26 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1436 01:12:29 Cassidy, I love you!
1437 01:12:32 Gene?
1438 01:12:34 One, two, three!
1439 01:12:37 ♪ I know I asked for kissesUnder the mistletoe ♪
1440 01:12:41 ♪ And if I'm being honestYeah, I still want those ♪
1441 01:12:45 ♪ But you can return all the giftsThat you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪
1442 01:12:52 ♪ Yeah ♪
1443 01:12:53 ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1444 01:12:56 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1445 01:12:59 ♪ All I wanted was you and youAnd you and you and I ♪
1446 01:13:07 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1447 01:13:10 ♪ Make the hands on the clockStop moving ♪
1448 01:13:16 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1449 01:13:18 ♪ Every day, every nightBefore we lose it ♪
1450 01:13:24 ♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪
1451 01:13:27 ♪ Choosing you every timeIf I'm choosing ♪
1452 01:13:32 ♪ If we're doing it right ♪
1453 01:13:35 ♪ Spending time is the best part ofBeing human ♪
1454 01:13:41 ♪ All I wanted was you and youAnd you and you and I ♪
1455 01:13:49 ♪ All I wanted was you and meAnd our family ♪
1456 01:13:53 ♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪
1457 01:13:55 ♪ Filling up our headsWith brand new memories ♪
1458 01:13:58 ♪ All I wanted was you and youAnd you and you and I ♪
1459 01:14:06 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1460 01:14:08 - Did you like it?- Yeah.
1461 01:14:12 And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin--
1462 01:14:14 Ooh.
1463 01:14:17 Oh. Oasis needs me.
1464 01:14:24 ♪ We go together ♪
1465 01:14:27 ♪ Better than birds of a featherYou and me ♪
1466 01:14:31 ♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪
1467 01:14:34 ♪ I'm feelin' heat in DecemberWhen you're round me ♪
1468 01:14:38 ♪ I've been dancin' on top of carsAnd stumblin' out of bars ♪
1469 01:14:42 ♪ I follow you through the darkCan't get enough ♪
1470 01:14:45 ♪ You're the medicine and the painThe tattoo inside my brain ♪
1471 01:14:49 ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
1472 01:14:52 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1473 01:14:55 ♪ Say the wordAnd I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
1474 01:14:58 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1475 01:15:02 ♪ Any road you takeYou know that you'll find me ♪
1476 01:15:05 ♪ I'm a suckerFor all the subliminal things ♪
1477 01:15:09 ♪ No one knows about you ♪
1478 01:15:11 - ♪ About you, about you ♪- ♪ About you ♪
1479 01:15:13 ♪ And you're makin' the typical meBreak my typical rules ♪
1480 01:15:18 ♪ It's true ♪
1481 01:15:20 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1482 01:15:23 ♪ Don't complicate it ♪
1483 01:15:26 ♪ 'Cause I know youAnd you know everything about me ♪
1484 01:15:28 If my kids fell off a boat,and you guys fell off a boat,
1485 01:15:32 I would save you over my children.I just want you to know.
1486 01:15:35 ♪ ...when you're round meHey ♪
1487 01:15:38 ♪ Dancin' on top of carsAnd stumblin' out of bars ♪
1488 01:15:41 ♪ I follow you through the dark... ♪
1489 01:15:43 - Oh! Yes! Oh, no!- ♪ ...can't get enough ♪
1490 01:15:44 ♪ You're the medicine and the painThe tattoo inside my brain ♪
1491 01:15:48 - ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪- Sing it!
1492 01:15:51 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1493 01:15:54 ♪ Any road you takeYou know that you'll find me ♪
1494 01:15:57 ♪ I'm a suckerFor all the subliminal things ♪
1495 01:16:01 ♪ No one knows about you ♪
1496 01:16:03 - ♪ About you, about you ♪- ♪ About you ♪
1497 01:16:05 ♪ And you're makin' the typical meBreak my typical rules ♪
1498 01:16:11 ♪ It's true ♪
1499 01:16:12 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1500 01:16:14 Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red.I've been crying.
1501 01:16:18 By now, you've probably seen the video ofme and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas.
1502 01:16:23 And I-I see what you're seeing, folks.
1503 01:16:25 It looks like I'm beingreally mean to him.
1504 01:16:28 I just wanna say het spijt me,
1505 01:16:30 uh, which translates directly to,"it regrets me" from Dutch.
1506 01:16:34 And, uh, to prove that,
1507 01:16:36 I'm gonna be making a Christmas donationof 5,000 euros to Amsterdam.
1508 01:16:42 I'll be back soon.
1509 01:16:43 Nick Jonas...
1510 01:16:44 ♪ ...follow you through the darkCan't get enough ♪
1511 01:16:47 ♪ You're the medicine and the painThe tattoo inside my brain ♪
1512 01:16:51 - ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪- Sing it!
1513 01:16:53 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1514 01:16:57 ♪ Any road you takeYou know that you'll find me ♪
1515 01:17:00 ♪ I'm a suckerFor all the subliminal things ♪
1516 01:17:04 ♪ No one knows about you ♪
1517 01:17:05 - ♪ About you, about you ♪- ♪ About you ♪
1518 01:17:08 ♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪
1519 01:17:13 ♪ It's true ♪
1520 01:17:14 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1521 01:17:16 Hey!
1522 01:17:21 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
