家庭计划2 The Family Plan 2(2025)(CN/EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:46 Breaking news.International crime boss Liam McCaffrey
2 00:00:49 died last night in prisonat the age of 76.
3 00:00:52 McCaffrey, who has no known descendants,ran a global empire of assassination,
4 00:00:57 extortion and robbery spanning decades.
5 00:00:59 Coming from a military background,McCaffrey recruited...
6 00:01:11 Ma'am.
7 00:01:25 The package is in room 556.
8 00:01:27 I need you to secure it now.
9 00:01:33 You'll find a key cardtaped under the bar.
10 00:01:39 Got it.
11 00:01:41 Avoid the lobby. Too many cameras.
12 00:01:50 Where are you?
13 00:01:52 We have less than an hour.
14 00:01:54 - Are you gonna be late?- I'll be there.
15 00:02:17 I have eyes on the package.
16 00:02:18 Open it.
17 00:02:20 Are you sure?I wasn't expecting to do this alone.
18 00:02:27 Oh, my God.
19 00:02:34 What do you think?
20 00:02:35 What... Did you just scale a building?
21 00:02:38 What, did you really thinkI'd be late for date night?
22 00:02:40 That is very impressive.Someone is upping his game.
23 00:02:45 If you think absurdly romantic overturesare gonna make me forget
24 00:02:48 that you've been away all week...
25 00:02:51 you might be right.
26 00:02:53 Do you like it?
27 00:02:54 It's beauti... What?
28 00:03:02 Yeah.
29 00:03:03 You are very good with your hands,Mr. Morgan.
30 00:03:06 You bet I am, Mrs. Morgan.
31 00:03:17 Ignore it.
32 00:03:27 It's date night, buddy. What's up?
33 00:03:28 Max barfed, that's what.
34 00:03:30 - Oh, my...- Well, you're the sitter. It happens.
35 00:03:32 You gotta clean it up. What was in it?
36 00:03:33 - Gatorade, Cheerios, carrots...- Oh, my...
37 00:03:36 - ...I think.- Did it get on the new couch?
38 00:03:40 A little bit.
39 00:03:41 It's pink.
40 00:03:43 All right, here's what you do.
41 00:03:45 Give him one tablespoon of applecider vinegar in a cup of warm water.
42 00:03:47 Tell him to sip it, not chug.
43 00:03:49 And we'll be home in an hour.
44 00:03:51 Thirty minutes? Twenty?
45 00:03:54 We'll be right there.
46 00:03:56 - We gotta take care of the Max thing.- We have to. He's never sick.
47 00:03:58 Come on, let's go. Come on.
48 00:04:00 - We'll come back. Another time.- We will, yes.
49 00:04:02 - This is the room we made Max in.- Yes. Yes, it was the room.
50 00:04:04 - It is. Yes. Hello!- That was so much fun!
51 00:04:15 You burden me with your questions
52 00:04:17 You'd have me tell no lies
53 00:04:20 - Kyle, you know you love it.- Come on!
54 00:04:22 - No.- You gotta sing with us!
55 00:04:24 - Come on, Kyle!- You say to me I don't talk enough
56 00:04:26 But when I do I'm a fool
57 00:04:28 These times I've spent, I've realized...
58 00:04:30 - Kyle!- Come on, Kyle!
59 00:04:32 - Come on, Kyle. You know the words.- I'm not doing it.
60 00:04:33 - The things you say- No.
61 00:04:35 Stop. Come on.
62 00:04:38 - I'm not doing it.- The things you say
63 00:04:41 You're unbelievable!
64 00:04:57 - Hi, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!- Mom!
65 00:05:00 I made the sweet potatoes.
66 00:05:03 Hi, Dad!
67 00:05:08 Did you see that?
68 00:05:09 - That was extraordinary.- Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!
69 00:05:12 Hey, Kyle. Can I make you a Negroni?
70 00:05:14 - What's a Negroni?- No.
71 00:05:16 How about you just get some more icefrom the big freezer, bud?
72 00:05:18 - Ice is more like it.- What do you think, Mup-Mup?
73 00:05:21 Give it a shot.
74 00:05:26 - Ice?- Yes. Yes, thanks. Right there.
75 00:05:33 More gin.
76 00:05:40 Why am I at the kids' table?
77 00:05:43 Better luck next year, honey.
78 00:05:50 - Grab me a beer!- Let your sister sit here.
79 00:05:52 He wants his favorite childsitting next to him.
80 00:05:54 I can't help being the only girlin a family of lunkhead boys.
81 00:05:57 Hey, hey, hey, look who I have!
82 00:05:59 Live from her studying abroad in London,Ms. Nina Morgan.
83 00:06:02 Nina!
84 00:06:04 Hi, guys! I miss you so much.I'm sorry I'm not there.
85 00:06:06 Speaking of favorite children.
86 00:06:08 Thanksgiving is not really a thing here,but I got a turkey sandwich. So...
87 00:06:12 At least you got some turkey.Grandpa's been eating all the turkey here.
88 00:06:15 Hey, Nina. How's the journalism going?
89 00:06:18 I heard that awful manyou wrote the article about,
90 00:06:20 the one who was behind all that messin Las Vegas?
91 00:06:23 He died in prison last week.
92 00:06:24 Yeah, I heard, Grandpa.
93 00:06:29 Do you guys rememberthe year that no one got turkey
94 00:06:32 because you two idiots tried todeep-fry it and set the garage on fire?
95 00:06:35 Yeah.
96 00:06:36 I am sorry for what my dad said.
97 00:06:39 It's fine.
98 00:06:41 - The man tried to kill us, Jess.- He was still your father.
99 00:06:44 It's okay to feel whatever you feel. Okay?
100 00:06:47 Thank you.
101 00:06:49 Max, Max.
102 00:06:50 Can you please give me to Mom?
103 00:06:51 - Easy, Usain Bolt.- Can you give me to Mom?
104 00:06:52 - Please?- I think it's my turn with Nina, huh?
105 00:06:54 - Thank you so much.- There.
106 00:06:56 - You wanna go see Mup-Mup?- Not really.
107 00:06:58 Come on. Don't you like itwhen she takes her teeth out
108 00:07:00 and gives you kissies?
109 00:07:01 Hi. How are you? How's the team?
110 00:07:03 Great. Yeah,we are looking to repeat at State.
111 00:07:06 - Wow.- In fact, an offer came in.
112 00:07:09 - Spill.- Head of Women's Track at Ohio State.
113 00:07:12 Really?
114 00:07:13 - Yes! Yes!- Are you serious?
115 00:07:15 That's awesome. That's a D1 school.
116 00:07:17 - Yeah, I know.- You're obviously...
117 00:07:19 - You're gonna take it, right?- I haven't decided yet.
118 00:07:21 You know, I haven't even talkedto your dad about it.
119 00:07:22 - Mom.- It's...
120 00:07:24 It means moving to Ohio, Nina.That's not a part of the plan.
121 00:07:28 You know how your dad feels about Buffalo.
122 00:07:31 Besides, it's a really big job.
123 00:07:33 You know, dealing with athletic directorsand elite athletes
124 00:07:35 and fundraisers and alumni, and...God, who am I take that on?
125 00:07:38 No, Mom. Don't do that please, okay?
126 00:07:40 You're allowed to thrivein your profession.
127 00:07:41 I know. I just feel like sometimesit's at a cost to us.
128 00:07:46 You know, our family.
129 00:07:48 Okay, enough about me.
130 00:07:50 Did you decide what dayyou're gonna come back for Christmas?
131 00:07:54 Yeah.
132 00:07:56 About that.
133 00:08:00 No, no, no, no, no. Jess, the Morgansare always together on Christmas.
134 00:08:02 That's nonnegotiable.
135 00:08:04 She'd have to makea round-trip international flight, Dan.
136 00:08:07 For what? A couple of daysbefore she starts classes again?
137 00:08:09 And you know she's already freaking outabout her carbon footprint.
138 00:08:12 - Please.- Kyle,
139 00:08:14 can you imagine Christmas without Nina?
140 00:08:16 - Yeah.- Thanks. You're a big help.
141 00:08:19 Dan. She's 20.
142 00:08:21 I've got my girls thing.I'll see you later. All right?
143 00:08:23 - Love you, guys.- She's gotta come home.
144 00:08:25 We'll see.
145 00:08:26 All right, well, I got a thing, so...
146 00:08:29 Where are you going?No. You're not going anywhere.
147 00:08:31 You're still grounded.
148 00:08:33 You can't be serious.
149 00:08:35 You erased the entire grades recordfor all of Taft High.
150 00:08:37 Yeah, and? It's a senior prank.
151 00:08:39 You almost went to jail.
152 00:08:41 Gaming is one thing. Hacking is illegal.
153 00:08:43 Well, I'm 18 now,and you're not my legal guardian,
154 00:08:47 so you can't ground me anymore.
155 00:08:49 Right. Right, but I'm the ownerof the house you live in.
156 00:08:51 I pay for your food, your Internet,all your other shit.
157 00:08:54 You're not going anywhere.
158 00:08:55 You gotta work onyour college application.
159 00:08:57 - I'll go work on my application.- Yeah, that's what I thought.
160 00:09:01 What's going on around here, dude?
161 00:09:03 It's Christmas.
162 00:09:04 - You want Nina to come home?- Yeah.
163 00:09:08 - Morning.- Morning, boss.
164 00:09:11 Hey, Issa, you thinkI travel too much for work?
165 00:09:13 Did Jessica say something?
166 00:09:15 Well, I don't know. Maybe.
167 00:09:17 But you're building your business, right?
168 00:09:19 That's what I said. And it's true.
169 00:09:21 But we're never togetheras a family anymore.
170 00:09:23 I mean, we're like ships passingin the night.
171 00:09:27 - Any international offers come in lately?- Yeah.
172 00:09:29 We got a tech start-up in Oslo.They want their security tested.
173 00:09:33 No. Okay, FedEx distribution centerin Mexico City...
174 00:09:37 What about the UK?
175 00:09:38 A bank did reach outfrom London last week.
176 00:09:47 All right. This is more like it.
177 00:09:50 All right, have the teamstart the initial prep.
178 00:09:51 Okay. Got it.
179 00:09:54 Operation Morgan Family Christmas is a go.
180 00:09:57 Christmas in London?
181 00:09:58 Yeah, think about it.
182 00:10:00 I knock out one quick joband the whole trip's a business expense.
183 00:10:02 It pays for itself.
184 00:10:03 Hey! There's no 5:00 and 7:00.
185 00:10:04 It's 10:00 and 2:00 at all timesor you lose your driving privileges.
186 00:10:07 Okay. Well, stop treating me like a kid.I passed my test.
187 00:10:11 I don't wanna go to London. I'm busy.
188 00:10:13 At Christmas? With what?
189 00:10:14 There's a tournament.
190 00:10:15 And besides,I don't need to fly 3,000 miles
191 00:10:17 to play second fiddleto your golden child.
192 00:10:19 What are you talking about?
193 00:10:20 We don't play favorites.
194 00:10:25 - You arrived first, go ahead.- I know, but he's flashing.
195 00:10:27 That's the international signfor "go ahead."
196 00:10:29 Okay, what's the international signfor stop backseat driving?
197 00:10:33 Dan, London is really far,and Max has never flown before.
198 00:10:37 Well, he's gotta start sometime.
199 00:10:39 Wait, I'm confused.
200 00:10:40 Now you don't wanna spend Christmasin London?
201 00:10:41 I thought you'd be thrilled.
202 00:10:43 No, I just think thatwe should enjoy Christmas at our house.
203 00:10:45 Who knows how many more we're gonna have?
204 00:10:47 Yeah, that's my point exactly.
205 00:10:48 Nina and Kyle are gonna havetheir own families before we know it.
206 00:10:50 I'm playing the fieldfor at least a decade.
207 00:10:52 - So gross.- Please.
208 00:10:54 You know what? Get in the right lane, Hef.
209 00:10:57 Look, I just want us to be togetheras a family. That's all I want.
210 00:11:00 It's a great idea, Mommy.
211 00:11:02 Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
212 00:11:06 I mean, as long as we're together,that's where home is, right?
213 00:11:08 Home isn't defined by a house or a city.
214 00:11:11 - Right?- Yeah, this could work.
215 00:11:12 We visit Nina and we seehow Christmas feels in a new setting.
216 00:11:16 Hell, we're not tied to Buffalo,are we, kid?
217 00:11:18 - Well, we do love Buffalo.- No. London. Yes, let's do it.
218 00:11:22 - Yeah.- Stop sign!
219 00:11:23 Shit!
220 00:11:28 You know what? Mom's right.
221 00:11:29 London's a great idea.Let's get out of here.
222 00:12:28 You know, I can't tell if thisis bohemian cool or deeply concerning.
223 00:12:31 What? I think it's fine.
224 00:12:33 Shouldn't we meet Nina later at the hotellike we planned?
225 00:12:37 No, no. If we'd have stayed at the hotel,we would've all fallen asleep,
226 00:12:39 and then you've got jet lag.
227 00:12:41 We just gotta power through today...
228 00:12:42 - Yeah.- ...and then we'll be fine.
229 00:12:43 Besides, she's gonna be psychedto see us. Right, Kyle?
230 00:12:45 Yeah, I don't care. I gotta pee, so...
231 00:12:47 - This is it, 18.- What? What, this?
232 00:12:48 - Watch out.- What?
233 00:12:50 What? That... Do you think... Is she in there?
234 00:12:52 - I don't know.- I don't think she should be in here.
235 00:12:54 Kyle, wait.
236 00:12:55 I think our daughter's a squatter.
237 00:12:59 Bathroom emergency.
238 00:13:01 Merry Christmas, Beans.
239 00:13:02 - You're early.- Hi, honey.
240 00:13:04 You gotta act like you're happyto see your mom.
241 00:13:09 Look at all of this natural light.
242 00:13:11 What happened to meeting at the hotel?
243 00:13:14 Hey. Hey, Little Miss Greenpeace,you left the shower running.
244 00:13:18 Yeah, it's... Can you just...Just leave it, please. Just...
245 00:13:23 Okay, a person. Stranger danger.That's a man.
246 00:13:29 What the...
247 00:13:31 No. No, no. Just please let him go.It's fine...
248 00:13:36 He's my... This is my boyfriend.
249 00:13:41 Mom, Dad. Omar.
250 00:13:43 He's got wet muscles.
251 00:13:44 Omar, the Morgans.
252 00:13:47 - Hey, Daddy.- Easy there, pal.
253 00:13:49 Hey. He is your boyfriend? This guy is--
254 00:13:51 Ripped.
255 00:13:53 Mom, gross.
256 00:13:55 Sorry, I'm Jessica Morgan.Very nice to meet you.
257 00:13:57 Enchanté.I see where Nina gets her beauty.
258 00:13:59 Oh, my God. I love your accent.
259 00:14:01 - Yeah. Easy there, Mrs. Robinson.- Thank you.
260 00:14:05 So you're French?
261 00:14:06 Yes, French-Moroccan
262 00:14:07 How old are you?
263 00:14:09 Twenty-four
264 00:14:10 Isn't that a little too oldto be dating my daughter?
265 00:14:13 Actually, no I don't think it is
266 00:14:14 What? Did you learn French in England?
267 00:14:17 I wonder why.
268 00:14:19 Are you done now with your inquisition?
269 00:14:20 No.
270 00:14:22 What does he do for a living?
271 00:14:23 - I cook.- He's a chef.
272 00:14:26 That is very impressive.
273 00:14:28 And I do parkour.
274 00:14:29 - That explains it.- Yep.
275 00:14:30 - And I DJ.- Triple threat.
276 00:14:32 Yeah, Omar is very multitalented.
277 00:14:36 Can he put some clothes on?
278 00:14:38 Yes, Daddy.
279 00:14:40 Did he just call me Daddy?
280 00:14:44 So, Omar?
281 00:14:46 He's a good guy.
282 00:14:47 He really makes me laugh.And he cares about the world a lot.
283 00:14:51 Hey, we care about the world.
284 00:14:53 Yeah, I know.
285 00:14:54 You know what I mean though.Like, he goes to marches with me.
286 00:14:57 And wants to make a difference.He's, like...
287 00:15:00 He's, like, really, really hot.
288 00:15:02 I mean, sorry...
289 00:15:03 He's just a major upgrade from Trevor.
290 00:15:05 It's true.
291 00:15:08 We're really happy for you.
292 00:15:10 Aren't we, Dan?
293 00:15:11 - Love him.- Yeah.
294 00:15:12 He's wonderful.
295 00:15:13 Don't bring him back to Buffalo.
296 00:15:16 It's gonna be too cold for him.Probably doesn't like the snow, right?
297 00:15:18 - Should we grab a coffee?- Did you not tell him about OSU?
298 00:15:20 - What?- 'Cause I'm so tired. I'm so tired, Dan.
299 00:15:22 So, you're the beep-beepboop-boop big man?
300 00:15:27 I've never heard itput that way, I guess, but yeah.
301 00:15:30 Do you game?
302 00:15:32 - No.- No?
303 00:15:34 Life is my game.
304 00:15:35 Yeah, I played that one.
305 00:15:38 It gets a little dull after a while.
306 00:15:39 Like this. Like, what are we doing?
307 00:15:41 I could be at a tournament right now,
308 00:15:43 but I feel like I'm walkingin a circle to nowhere.
309 00:15:46 Everywhere is somewhere.
310 00:15:47 - That's deep, Omar.- No, I mean it.
311 00:15:50 For instance, there.
312 00:15:53 What do you see?
313 00:15:55 Wall thing?
314 00:15:57 You know what I see?
315 00:15:58 Something other than a wall thing?
316 00:16:12 Wow!
317 00:16:14 That's what I see.
318 00:16:18 I wanna try.
319 00:16:21 Parkour!
320 00:16:25 - You okay? Yeah?- Totally fine.
321 00:16:28 - Max!- Hey, hey, hey!
322 00:16:30 - That was great.- Maxie, you all right?
323 00:16:32 Hey. What the hell was that?
324 00:16:34 - He's fine, Daddy. Look.- You okay?
325 00:16:35 - He's four. Stop calling me Daddy.- Are you sure?
326 00:16:37 I'm just saying, look, my fatherwas overprotective when I was young
327 00:16:40 and now we don't speak.Kids need to run free.
328 00:16:42 - Yeah, Dad.- I knew this guy was bad news.
329 00:16:43 I mean, what kind of kiddoesn't speak to their dad?
330 00:16:49 - That's different.- I actually have to run.
331 00:16:50 'Cause I have one last exambefore break, so...
332 00:16:52 - Me too. I got a scrim lined up...- No.
333 00:16:54 - ...with Valkyrae.- No, no, no, no.
334 00:16:56 What happened to Morgan Family Christmas?This trip is about quality time together.
335 00:16:59 I have a whole itineraryplanned out for us.
336 00:17:01 Of course you do.
337 00:17:02 What's that supposed to mean?
338 00:17:03 All right. Listen, you've got your meetingin the morning.
339 00:17:05 Why don't we just all do whatwe need to do, which is kick our jet lag
340 00:17:08 and officially start Morgan FamilyChristmas for real tomorrow?
341 00:17:11 - Is that a deal or what?- Yeah, deal.
342 00:17:12 - Deal.- Deal?
343 00:17:14 - Okay.- Deal.
344 00:17:15 What?
345 00:17:17 Call your dad, all right?He's overprotective because he loves you.
346 00:17:19 It's okay.
347 00:17:23 - It's all right. Come on.- Kyle, did you see me do parkour?
348 00:17:43 Cheerio, mate.
349 00:17:48 How'd you sleep?
350 00:17:49 - Like a log.- That's good.
351 00:17:51 Yeah. You ready for your meeting?
352 00:17:54 Yeah, should be routine.
353 00:17:55 Wake up, Kyle. It's nearly Christmas.
354 00:17:57 We're gonna assess their security,
355 00:17:59 find their weak points,
356 00:18:00 and we are getting a fully paid Christmasholiday for one hour's work.
357 00:18:04 So exciting.
358 00:18:05 What the hell time is it?And how is it light?
359 00:18:09 Didn't I tell youyou're gonna be jet lagged?
360 00:18:10 I told you stay off the game...
361 00:18:12 - That's right.- ...and sleep on the plane.
362 00:18:16 - Hello.- Morning, Beans.
363 00:18:18 - Good morning.- Nina with coffee.
364 00:18:20 You look cute, Mom.
365 00:18:21 - Thank you.- Very Christmassy.
366 00:18:23 All right, I'm off.I'll meet you guys for lunch.
367 00:18:25 - Morgan Family Christmas...- Okay.
368 00:18:26 ...officially kicks offin three hours and 28 minutes.
369 00:18:29 Yes.
370 00:18:30 And you, lucky lady, are in chargeof holding on to the tickets.
371 00:18:34 We've got the bus tour, then London Eye,then dinner and a show tonight.
372 00:18:37 - Packed itinerary.- This is so relaxing.
373 00:18:39 - I love it.- It's gonna be great.
374 00:18:41 And remember, it's just us.
375 00:18:44 - Yes, us and Omar.- Okay?
376 00:18:46 No, just us.
377 00:18:47 - It's immediate family.- Okay. I understand.
378 00:18:49 We'll see how many ticketsare there. Okay.
379 00:18:50 - Go.- Bye.
380 00:18:55 "Don't bring Omar home to Buffalo."
381 00:18:58 You still haven't told himabout the OSU offer.
382 00:19:00 I'm just waiting for the perfect moment.
383 00:19:03 All right, maybe I'm just selfishto even consider it.
384 00:19:04 - Okay, Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom. Please.- Nina, honestly.
385 00:19:06 No. Okay, you have livedin Buffalo for 20 years, okay?
386 00:19:11 I would say he owes you one.
387 00:19:13 Just don't wait too long to tell him.
388 00:19:14 Anyway, I'm gonna bring the boysto St. James's Park with Omar.
389 00:19:18 So, you can relax for a little bit.
390 00:19:19 Just, like, do your thing,order room service,
391 00:19:20 whatever you wanna do.
392 00:19:22 Because you have like three hoursand exactly 27 minutes
393 00:19:26 to figure out how you're gonna tell Dadthat we're moving to Ohio.
394 00:19:29 Do it. Okay?
395 00:19:31 Good luck!
396 00:19:32 Max!
397 00:20:10 - Hi, how are you today?- Hi.
398 00:20:11 - Dan.- I'm looking for a...
399 00:20:14 I'll take it from here, Annette. Thanks.
400 00:20:16 Aiden Clarke.
401 00:20:17 We spoke on the phone.How was your flight?
402 00:20:20 - Terrific.- Liar.
403 00:20:23 All right, fair enough.
404 00:20:24 My kid kept me up all night askinghow Santa's gonna find us in London.
405 00:20:28 Well, look, as I mentioned,we recently expanded
406 00:20:30 and we're bringing our new branchesup to standard.
407 00:20:32 Your associate mentioned you offer"kinetic assessment."
408 00:20:35 Demonstrations of our weaknesses?
409 00:20:37 That's our premium service.
410 00:20:39 We're a premium bank.
411 00:20:42 You want me to break into your bank?
412 00:20:45 Right now?
413 00:20:47 It's what you do, isn't it?
414 00:20:49 All right. Walk with me. Nice and casual.
415 00:20:55 Now, that is a key card entry door.
416 00:20:58 And I hope you're not expectingto use mine.
417 00:21:00 No, I'll use my RF scanner.
418 00:21:02 I cloned someone's cardwhen they entered earlier.
419 00:21:07 Well...
420 00:21:08 This is already depressing.
421 00:21:09 I'm just getting warmed up. After you.
422 00:21:15 Dan, there's something that I need to...
423 00:21:20 Dan, you know how we always say,
424 00:21:22 "Happy parents make for happy kids"?
425 00:21:29 You know what's crazy beautiful?Ohio in the spring.
426 00:21:35 Room service.
427 00:21:38 I actually already ate.
428 00:21:44 Most of these cameras are wireless.That's a mistake.
429 00:21:47 They should be hardwired
430 00:21:48 or the right hackercould see every inch of this place.
431 00:21:51 All right, where do you wanna break into?
432 00:21:54 Safe deposit room? It's just down...
433 00:21:55 This way. I know.
434 00:21:59 Wow. Look at that. Centcom 584M.
435 00:22:01 Good model. Except for one weakness.
436 00:22:03 Let me guess. RF scanner?
437 00:22:05 Nah, good old-fashioned paper clip.
438 00:22:20 Excuse me, you can't be back here.
439 00:22:24 Doug. Just the man I'm looking for.
440 00:22:26 You have something in your teeth,
441 00:22:29 and there's a very unhappy clientasking for you out front.
442 00:22:34 Confidence and a little humiliationgoes a long way, huh?
443 00:22:40 All right, this is more like it.Reinforced steel.
444 00:22:43 Let me guess. Paper clip proof?
445 00:22:46 And then some.There's no RF scanning this one.
446 00:22:49 You need an actual card.
447 00:22:51 Let's use Doug's.
448 00:22:53 I didn't see you take that.
449 00:22:55 Neither did he. I had a unique education.
450 00:23:01 - Shall we?- After you.
451 00:23:02 No, I insist. Please.
452 00:23:11 Who the hell are youand what's happening here?
453 00:23:15 Doug didn't recognize you,and neither did Annette.
454 00:23:19 You got some rough hands.
455 00:23:20 You're no bank manager.
456 00:23:22 So I'm gonna ask you again. Who are you?
457 00:23:26 Pocket.
458 00:23:31 Slowly.
459 00:23:39 You son of a bitch.
460 00:23:43 What do you want?
461 00:23:45 I want you to finish the job, Sean.
462 00:23:50 Deposit box 411. Make it quick.
463 00:23:53 It shouldn't be a problemfor a pro like you.
464 00:24:01 Chop-chop, Sean. I'd hate to hurtthat lovely wife of yours.
465 00:24:18 Here.
466 00:24:19 You have what you want. Let her go.
467 00:24:21 Open it.
468 00:24:28 Unless you want little Maxieto be an orphan.
469 00:24:49 So, you recognize it then?
470 00:24:54 It's a digital key.
471 00:24:55 It's more than that and you know it.
472 00:24:58 It's the key to the kingdom.
473 00:25:01 How do you know about it?
474 00:25:03 Well...
475 00:25:05 Maybe this'll help.
476 00:25:09 What a handsome lad you were.
477 00:25:11 Do you recognize where that is?
478 00:25:14 Yeah. Portrane. Where my Dad was from.
479 00:25:18 Him?
480 00:25:21 That was the maid's kid. He was...
481 00:25:25 Finn?
482 00:25:28 I go by my middle name now.And my mother's last name.
483 00:25:31 You see, our father never let me use his.
484 00:25:38 You're my brother?
485 00:25:40 I am, Sean.
486 00:25:41 Yeah.
487 00:25:43 Yeah, unfortunately,our reunion will be short-lived.
488 00:25:47 My prize is this.
489 00:25:50 Your prize is taking the blamefor everything we've just done.
490 00:25:54 You see, this gives me proof ofevery ghastly thing you ever did for Dad,
491 00:25:59 so you should probably keepyour mouth shut about me to the cops
492 00:26:01 if you don't want to be executed.
493 00:26:03 Jail's better, trust me.
494 00:26:07 And, just so you know,
495 00:26:10 I could've gotten this without you,
496 00:26:12 but it's so much sweeter this way.
497 00:26:15 Two birds, one stone.
498 00:26:16 How are you planning ongetting us out of here?
499 00:26:18 Yeah.
500 00:26:20 I don't have to, brother. You do.
501 00:26:22 So be convincing,
502 00:26:26 unless you want me tokill your entire family.
503 00:26:30 He's got a gun!
504 00:26:36 - Get down. Get down!- Everyone, stay down!
505 00:26:42 He's a madman!
506 00:26:44 He says he'll kill me.
507 00:26:46 Shut up.
508 00:26:48 Walk.
509 00:26:49 You're doing great, Sean.
510 00:26:51 I got you out. Where is she?
511 00:26:53 Where is she?
512 00:26:57 I got you out. Where is she?
513 00:27:00 I always imagined what it would be likemeeting you again.
514 00:27:03 The great Sean McCaffrey.
515 00:27:05 Dad's pride and joy.
516 00:27:08 You okay?
517 00:27:09 Bit of a letdown if you ask me.
518 00:27:13 Enjoy prison, brother.
519 00:27:14 - Why do you have a gun?- They taped it to my hand.
520 00:27:16 What is going on?
521 00:27:17 They think I robbed a bank.
522 00:27:19 - Come on, we gotta get out of here.- Drop your weapon!
523 00:27:21 - We're the good guys! They're cops!- It's a long story! Okay?
524 00:27:24 We gotta go get the kids.
525 00:27:26 Stop! Armed police!
526 00:27:31 Oh, shit.
527 00:27:32 - Make a right at the alley.- What?
528 00:27:34 - Here, here, here. Go, go, go, go.- What? What? What?
529 00:27:37 - Holy shit, you're fast.- Well, I'm a track coach. Keep up.
530 00:27:40 - Can you get rid of that gun?- No, I can't!
531 00:27:42 Well, you're gonna have to tuck it away!
532 00:27:44 - Go inside. Go in here. Go in here.- What? What?
533 00:27:46 Just go in here. Come on.
534 00:27:58 Oh, shit.
535 00:28:00 - Oh, shit.- She's got a gun!
536 00:28:02 She's got a gun!
537 00:28:04 I'm so sorry.
538 00:28:05 No. This isn't what you think. No!No, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
539 00:28:08 - It's okay. Don't worry. I owe you a bag.- I'm so sorry.
540 00:28:10 Come on. This way.
541 00:28:12 Oh, my God.I can't believe we just stole her bag!
542 00:28:23 - Turn around.- Where are we going?
543 00:28:25 Armed officers in pursuit.Do we have a visual on the fugitives?
544 00:28:28 Back to their hotel.Prick won't leave without those brats.
545 00:28:31 St. James's Square.
546 00:28:34 Go. Now!
547 00:28:40 Keep going, keep going, keep going.
548 00:28:43 Good. Very good.
549 00:28:45 You're lucky to beso far away from home, man.
550 00:28:47 Dad's such a pain in my ass.
551 00:28:49 I felt the same way,but, honestly, though, like,
552 00:28:53 now that they're not literally up my assevery single day, I kind of miss it.
553 00:28:57 Dad just needs to acceptthat he doesn't, like,
554 00:29:00 always know what's best for usall the time.
555 00:29:02 - Yeah.- I wanna go higher.
556 00:29:04 Hey, Omar! Omar!Not too high, okay? He's only four!
557 00:29:08 Oh, my God. I sound like Dad.
558 00:29:13 It's sweet. Max finallyfound a friend that's on his level.
559 00:29:18 You're so funny.
560 00:29:20 - Nice ringtone, loser.- That's Dad.
561 00:29:25 Hey, Dad.
562 00:29:27 Yeah, they're both here. What's up?
563 00:29:28 Stay where you are.Yeah. And get rid of your phones.
564 00:29:33 - What's going on?- Dad's ranting about phones again.
565 00:29:36 I'm not ranting about phones, Kyle!
566 00:29:39 - It feels kind of ranty.- Put your sister on!
567 00:29:41 I said, "Put your sister on!"
568 00:29:44 Translate Dad, please.
569 00:29:47 Hey.
570 00:29:50 Okay.
571 00:29:52 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got it.Sure. Yeah, I got it.
572 00:29:57 - What the hell?- There's trouble.
573 00:29:59 Yeah. There... Now there is.I just bought that.
574 00:30:00 No, no, idiot. Like, Dad trouble.Like, Vegas trouble.
575 00:30:03 Omar! Playtime's over. I need Max.
576 00:30:05 - But he's doing so well.- No, Omar. Now!
577 00:30:10 Give me your phone.
578 00:30:12 - Give me your phone!- Again?
579 00:30:13 Come on!
580 00:30:16 Nina! Kyle!
581 00:30:20 Go round. Go round!
582 00:30:24 Max!
583 00:30:26 Oh, God.
584 00:30:27 - Did you get rid of your phones?- What the hell is going on?
585 00:30:29 I'll explain later, okay?We gotta get out of here now.
586 00:30:32 Come on, run. This way. Come on!
587 00:30:35 Come on, Maxie. Stay with Daddy.
588 00:30:38 Stop, stop, stop.
589 00:30:40 Yes.
590 00:30:43 Gotcha. Go. Go!
591 00:30:47 - Who's in the car?- That's your uncle.
592 00:30:49 Wait, what? Our uncle?
593 00:30:50 - Not the time, guys!- It sort of feels like the time.
594 00:30:52 - Nina, give me the tickets.- Dan, please tell me you have a plan.
595 00:30:54 I got a plan.
596 00:30:57 There. There!
597 00:31:06 You might wanna get rid of your bagbefore we get on the bus.
598 00:31:08 What's with the bag?
599 00:31:10 - Nothing to see here, honey.- Wait a minute.
600 00:31:12 Come on.
601 00:31:14 - Oh, God.- Come on, guys.
602 00:31:17 - Come on, guys.- Oh, God.
603 00:31:19 - Ticket, please.- Here you go, sir.
604 00:31:21 All right. Come on, everybody.Get on the bus.
605 00:31:27 Welcome to London's Automated Bus Tour,
606 00:31:30 giving you fascinating facts.
607 00:31:32 Fasten your seat belts,also hang on to your cameras...
608 00:31:35 Okay, since when do we have another uncleand why is he trying to kill us?
609 00:31:38 Yeah. More secrets, Dan?
610 00:31:39 I didn't know about him, Jess. I promise.
611 00:31:41 Okay. Well, who the hell is he?
612 00:31:42 Go on, Sean.
613 00:31:44 Tell her.
614 00:31:46 Tell her how Dad left me on a barren rock...
615 00:31:51 without even the McCaffrey nameto call my own.
616 00:31:55 He gave you everything you ever wantedand you threw it away.
617 00:32:01 For what?
618 00:32:02 To raise pimple-covered brats.
619 00:32:07 The key, Sean. Now.
620 00:32:10 What key?
621 00:32:13 I'll give you to the count of three.
622 00:32:15 One, two...
623 00:32:24 Get off me.
624 00:32:28 Look to your left, you'll seethe iconic Shaftesbury Memorial Fountain,
625 00:32:32 affectionately known as Eros...
626 00:32:37 although it actually depicts Anteros,the god of requited love.
627 00:32:44 The Houses of Parliament.
628 00:32:46 And of course, towering aboveis the clock tower, Big Ben.
629 00:33:00 Is it true you spent 20 yearsselling used cars?
630 00:33:02 Certified pre-owned.
631 00:33:12 While you were doing that,I was doing Dad's dirty work.
632 00:33:37 It's gonna be okay.
633 00:33:38 The key, Sean.
634 00:33:40 You want it?
635 00:33:43 Come get it.
636 00:33:46 No!
637 00:33:54 Come on. We gotta get the kids.
638 00:34:02 You know, Dad, the more people we meetfrom your side of the family,
639 00:34:05 the more I appreciate Mom's side.
640 00:34:09 Look, I brought you to this restaurant
641 00:34:11 because there's somebody herewho can help us.
642 00:34:13 What, like another oneof your murdery coworkers?
643 00:34:15 Well, that's really nice, Nina.
644 00:34:17 I can't believe my eyes
645 00:34:19 Sean McCaffrey
646 00:34:20 Is it really you?
647 00:34:22 Good to see you, Zimo
648 00:34:23 Any chance you still have my bag?
649 00:34:26 Everything he needs is in here
650 00:34:29 You saved me from the troublesin my country
651 00:34:33 You were the troubles, Zimo
652 00:34:38 Did you know that Dad could speak Chinese?
653 00:34:40 No, I didn't.
654 00:34:44 All right. This should be enough.We're good.
655 00:34:46 For what?
656 00:34:48 We've got a big trip ahead of us.Everybody eat something, okay?
657 00:34:50 Could you just, like,explain the whole uncle situation?
658 00:34:55 My dad had a house in Ireland.We'd visit every summer.
659 00:34:57 The housekeeper there had a kid, Finn.
660 00:35:01 Yeah. He used to follow me aroundlike a puppy.
661 00:35:04 Wait... So your Dad and the housekeeper...
662 00:35:07 Yes. That's how it works, Kyle.
663 00:35:12 My dad never said anything.
664 00:35:13 He certainly never acknowledgedthat Finn was his.
665 00:35:16 I can't imagine what Finn's lifehas been like.
666 00:35:18 Is that sympathy for the guythat's trying to kill us?
667 00:35:20 Well, what's worse?
668 00:35:22 Growing up with a dad like mineor growing up like Finn?
669 00:35:25 Totally abandoned.
670 00:35:27 I mean, how can anybody do thatto their own flesh and blood?
671 00:35:29 It's like leaving Maxie on the streetto fend for himself.
672 00:35:31 I'm never letting these guysout of my sight again.
673 00:35:34 We've noticed.
674 00:35:36 So what now?
675 00:35:37 - We get out of London immediately.- No.
676 00:35:40 No, I've got, like,an entire life here now.
677 00:35:43 I have classes and I have Omar. I can't.
678 00:35:45 - That's over, Nina.- Okay, well, I'm an adult.
679 00:35:48 So I actually think thatI should be involved in the discussion.
680 00:35:50 There is no discussion.
681 00:35:51 With that key, Finn has accessto my father's encrypted server.
682 00:35:56 That means all of his money,all of his assassins,
683 00:35:59 all of his surveillance capabilities.
684 00:36:00 There's nowhere to hide.He's gonna find us.
685 00:36:03 He clearly hates me.Even though I didn't know, Finn blames me.
686 00:36:07 - And I can't go to the police.- Why?
687 00:36:13 I kinda robbed a bank, okay?
688 00:36:15 Daddy's bad.
689 00:36:17 I didn't really rob a bank. They made itlook like I robbed a bank, buddy.
690 00:36:19 Now everybody thinks that I robbed a bank.
691 00:36:21 I didn't do it, I promise.
692 00:36:25 Plus, Finn now has proof of everythingthat I did in the past.
693 00:36:31 It'll be okay. I have a way out of this.If we can just get to...
694 00:36:36 Do you mind giving us a second, Omar?
695 00:36:38 Why?
696 00:36:39 It's safer if he doesn't knowwhere we're going.
697 00:36:41 - He could take his food over there.- Safer?
698 00:36:43 Uncle Dickhead saw him with us already.
699 00:36:44 I don't know if he saw him.
700 00:36:46 I've been told I'm hard to miss.
701 00:36:47 Okay, well, then...He's obviously gonna come, right?
702 00:36:49 He's... He can come with us.
703 00:36:51 Do you wanna come?
704 00:36:52 Yes. I go where you go.
705 00:36:56 Incroyable. Fine, you're in.
706 00:36:59 Yes!
707 00:37:02 In what?
708 00:37:03 You're in deep shit.
709 00:37:47 All right.
710 00:37:49 - We're officially out of UK waters.- High five.
711 00:37:51 Cool. Thanks for the exfil no one wanted.
712 00:37:55 Kyle.
713 00:38:01 Well, clearly your brother'snever gonna forgive me.
714 00:38:05 What do you expect?
715 00:38:07 You flipped our entire world upside down.
716 00:38:10 Again.
717 00:38:13 I'm the first person to say thatI think Kyllboi's world is so stupid,
718 00:38:17 but it's his stupid world.
719 00:38:22 You know? Like...
720 00:38:24 The same way that London was mine.
721 00:38:27 I saw how happy you were there. I'm sorry.
722 00:38:32 And I know that you guys thinkit's, like, crazy thinking
723 00:38:35 that I could actuallychange the world, but I...
724 00:38:38 No. We don't think it's crazy.
725 00:38:40 Leaving Buffaloand actually being in London,
726 00:38:44 it just felt like it wasactually possible that I could.
727 00:38:48 And because of your past,now we're all on the run again,
728 00:38:54 being chased by a literal maniac.
729 00:38:56 And, like, maybe let himbe mad for a second.
730 00:39:09 Thanks.
731 00:39:30 Hello, Vikram.
732 00:39:31 Do you know who I am?
733 00:39:33 I do.
734 00:39:34 Do you know who I really am?
735 00:39:39 I'll take that as a yes.
736 00:39:41 Well, now that dear old Dad's gone,
737 00:39:44 I've come home to take overthe family business.
738 00:39:46 If your father had intended that,
739 00:39:49 he would've found a wayof communicating it to me before he died.
740 00:39:57 He did.
741 00:39:59 Welcome home, Master Finn.
742 00:41:28 All right, old man.
743 00:41:33 Let's see what you got.
744 00:41:40 You guys are right.
745 00:41:42 You shouldn't have to runfrom the ghosts of my past anymore.
746 00:41:46 That's why I'm going to Paris.We're gonna end this once and for all.
747 00:41:49 Okay, why Paris?
748 00:41:51 Well, it's where my brother is now.It's where I grew up.
749 00:41:54 What? You grew up in Paris?
750 00:41:57 I didn't tell you that?
751 00:41:59 Me too.
752 00:42:00 Actually, I grew up a bit everywhere.
753 00:42:01 My father was always travelingfor work and so...
754 00:42:03 Not now, Omar.
755 00:42:05 I'm sorry, I thought we weretrying to get away from Uncle Asshole.
756 00:42:09 He tried to kill us.
757 00:42:11 Look, I'm gonna get us out of this,I promise.
758 00:42:13 But that means no more running.
759 00:42:15 I gotta take the fight to Finn.
760 00:42:16 Daddy, could you tell Santawhere we're going so he can find us?
761 00:42:21 Yes, of course I will, buddy.
762 00:42:22 Come on, I got a special ride for you.
763 00:42:25 It's a short ride. Come on.
764 00:43:01 This is really not what I expectedmy first time in Paris to be like.
765 00:43:04 - No. I think it's kind of romantic.- Right?
766 00:43:07 Yeah.
767 00:43:09 Look.
768 00:43:10 - The Eiffel Tower! You wanna climb it?- That's pretty cool.
769 00:43:12 Oh, my gosh.
770 00:43:13 - Max, it's magical.- The city of love.
771 00:43:15 It's the city of relationships.
772 00:43:16 Right?
773 00:43:18 I could use some food,
774 00:43:20 - or, like, shelter.- Yes.
775 00:43:21 Well, I know where we could find both,but your mother's not gonna like it.
776 00:43:24 - What?- Why?
777 00:43:26 Wait, you mean I'm not gonna like her.
778 00:43:29 Are we talking super sexy assassinin the Gwen mold?
779 00:43:31 No. Svetlana was Russian intelligence.
780 00:43:33 Svetlana?
781 00:43:36 It's a typical Russian name, Jess.
782 00:43:37 - It's like Susan.- Seriously?
783 00:43:38 I rest my case.
784 00:43:40 So you and Svetlana were...
785 00:43:42 It wasn't serious.
786 00:43:43 - Purely physical.- Why are you trying to pick a fight?
787 00:43:46 I'm sorry. I'm...
788 00:43:48 All right. This is it.
789 00:43:51 At least tell methe rest of her name is ugly.
790 00:43:54 Svetlana Romanova.
791 00:43:55 Damn it.
792 00:43:57 If some ex of yours was the way outof this mess, I'd be cool with it.
793 00:44:00 What if his name was Rod McLongDong?
794 00:44:03 Rod McLongDong. What the...
795 00:44:05 Well, I'd ask Rod what partof Scotland the McLongDongs are from
796 00:44:08 and what pattern their tartan is.
797 00:44:10 I'm totally cool.
798 00:44:11 You've got a dirty mind.
799 00:44:13 - Try not to stare, Kyle. All right?- I promise nothing.
800 00:44:21 - Sean!- Svetlana?
801 00:44:22 - Oh, God.- Wow.
802 00:44:27 Hey. Hold this.
803 00:44:28 - Okay.- He's allergic to...
804 00:44:30 Still so handsome.
805 00:44:33 No. No, no, no.
806 00:44:35 Yes, yes, yes.
807 00:44:36 - No. No. Hi. Yes.- Hi. I'm Jessica, his wife.
808 00:44:39 - It is such a joy to meet you.- Sean.
809 00:44:41 Where you have been so long time?
810 00:44:43 - And you don't write.- In my bed.
811 00:44:45 I'm so happy to see all of you.
812 00:44:48 Hi.
813 00:44:49 - Is this your family?- Yes. Except for him.
814 00:44:52 So, what, are you on the run, guys?You come in?
815 00:44:56 Holy shit! You have more cats.
816 00:45:03 Okay. Come in, come in.
817 00:45:05 - What's that smell?- Maxie...
818 00:45:07 Sorry, I don't have Christmas tree.
819 00:45:09 That requires getting out,which requires getting dressed.
820 00:45:12 So sit, sit. My casa is your casa.
821 00:45:18 Quite the Bonnie and Clyde, eh?
822 00:45:24 Oh, my God.
823 00:45:27 It's okay.
824 00:45:29 The little fiend.
825 00:45:30 I really do hate to say it,crime suits you.
826 00:45:32 You look really hot there.
827 00:45:34 I am never going to work again.
828 00:45:36 Don't worry. Just retire like me.
829 00:45:40 I do crosswords puzzles now.
830 00:45:43 It's so good for the brainswhen we are this age, as women.
831 00:45:47 So good for brains our age.You should try it. Very necessary.
832 00:45:51 She likes crosswords.
833 00:45:52 Yes. Are you hungry?
834 00:45:55 - You look hungry.- I'm starving.
835 00:45:57 Yes? I just made borscht.
836 00:46:00 You like borscht, boy?
837 00:46:06 - Good. Good.- Delicious.
838 00:46:07 It's so good.
839 00:46:09 So good for you.
840 00:46:10 It's so good.
841 00:46:12 Yummy, yummy, yummy. In my tummy, tummy.
842 00:46:15 Do you think you could still geta message to my father's encrypted server?
843 00:46:20 But I thought he was dead. Very dead.
844 00:46:22 Yes, he is.But somebody new has taken over.
845 00:46:25 What happened to you taking over?
846 00:46:28 Well, I went a different directiona long time ago.
847 00:46:29 I'm a dad now, a husband.
848 00:46:31 Deep cover. I like it.
849 00:46:35 You need to get closeto her Dad or something?
850 00:46:38 No, he's a wonderful father-in-law
851 00:46:41 Yeah, of course he is.
852 00:46:44 Such a sweet couple.
853 00:46:45 Borscht.
854 00:46:49 I'll be damned.
855 00:46:51 Max never eats anything.
856 00:46:52 This is a good boy. I like this one.
857 00:46:56 What is your problem? Eat.
858 00:46:58 - Kyle.- I'm so sorry about him.
859 00:46:59 No, I just... I ate...
860 00:47:00 Eat!
861 00:47:08 I like this one.
862 00:47:23 - Finn's agreed to meet.- Meet?
863 00:47:26 I have to try to reason with him, Jess.
864 00:47:29 He did not seem likehe was reasonable, Dan.
865 00:47:33 Would you be doing this with Finnif he wasn't your brother?
866 00:47:36 No, probably not.
867 00:47:38 But I can't just take him outlike some thug my dad sent, Jess.
868 00:47:40 He's my blood.
869 00:47:42 Finn was a good kid back then.
870 00:47:44 My dad made him this way.
871 00:47:47 I have to try.
872 00:47:50 Where are you gonna meet?
873 00:47:51 At a museum. I know it well.
874 00:47:54 There are metal detectors.Finn won't be armed.
875 00:47:56 I won't approachif I sense anything's wrong.
876 00:48:00 I'll be careful.
877 00:48:36 Well, you've got some ballsasking for a meet.
878 00:48:40 Yet here you are.
879 00:48:43 It's strange being back in this city.
880 00:48:45 It makes Dad being gone feel real somehow.
881 00:48:48 He was gone for me my whole life.
882 00:48:52 When I was 12,
883 00:48:54 I waited outside your mansionin the freezing rain for hours,
884 00:48:59 just to catch a glimpseof the life you had.
885 00:49:02 Eventually, you came out,
886 00:49:04 the two of you, wearing matching peacoats,the kind you get in the navy.
887 00:49:11 And although you looked like...
888 00:49:15 well, like twats,
889 00:49:19 I was so jealous.
890 00:49:20 I wanted to run after you,yell at you both that I'm your blood.
891 00:49:25 But my legs were numb from the cold.
892 00:49:29 And you walked off,Dad looking at you with pride.
893 00:49:33 It wasn't like you thought, Finn.
894 00:49:36 I left that life behind.
895 00:49:38 Is that supposed to make me feel better?
896 00:49:41 That you didn't even wantwhat you were given?
897 00:49:43 I'm telling you you were better off.
898 00:49:44 That's easy for you to say,Daddy's Little Prince.
899 00:49:47 - Don't call me that.- What, Daddy's Little Prince?
900 00:49:54 I said, "Don't call me that."
901 00:49:58 You do know Dad tried to kill me, right?
902 00:49:59 Yeah.
903 00:50:01 Frankly, you had it coming.
904 00:50:03 You and Dad are the same.
905 00:50:05 You both abandoned your flesh and blood.
906 00:50:07 I would die for my flesh and blood.
907 00:50:09 There's nothing more importantthan family.
908 00:50:10 I was your family.
909 00:50:12 Don't you get it, Finn?
910 00:50:14 If I'd have known you were my brother,
911 00:50:15 I'd have been a brother to youfrom the very beginning.
912 00:50:18 I called this meetingto tell you it's not too late.
913 00:50:21 You end this right now,stop trying to be Dad,
914 00:50:24 we could still be brothers.
915 00:50:25 That's your pitch?
916 00:50:28 I give up an entire empireof limitless resources
917 00:50:31 and in return I get you?
918 00:50:34 For what?
919 00:50:36 Barbecues and football?
920 00:50:38 Swapping birthday cards?
921 00:50:40 Piss off.
922 00:50:43 Listen, little boy, Dad wasn't great.He was a psycho, all right?
923 00:50:48 Take his money if you want.I don't give a shit.
924 00:50:50 But don't become him.
925 00:50:51 You don't want that kind of bloodon your hands.
926 00:50:53 Now you wanna play big brother?
927 00:50:56 Dad's dead, all right?
928 00:50:57 There's nothing to prove to him or me.
929 00:51:00 Let it go.
930 00:51:04 Yeah, I can't do that, big brother.
931 00:51:10 I'm taking what's mine.
932 00:51:12 I'm not waiting outsidein the cold any longer.
933 00:51:17 I'm sorry to hear that.
934 00:51:20 I'd hoped to get through to you.
935 00:51:23 Clearly, I can't.
936 00:51:25 So I'm gonna warn you instead.
937 00:51:29 Call this whole thing off.
938 00:51:31 Or what?
939 00:51:32 Or I will show youwho Dad trained me to be.
940 00:51:36 I've been Dan Morgan so far.
941 00:51:38 A loving father, husband, family man.
942 00:51:43 You don't wanna meet Sean McCaffrey.
943 00:51:44 Ain't no love there.
944 00:51:51 You talk a big game, Little Prince.
945 00:52:01 Come near my family again...
946 00:52:04 I'm gonna tear you apart.
947 00:52:27 Are they here?
948 00:52:28 They are, sir.
949 00:52:44 My knobhead of a brothercame to Paris to try to stop me.
950 00:52:50 Whoever stops him gets triple their rate.
951 00:52:56 You take what you need.
952 00:52:58 In here.
953 00:53:02 Your wife look very sad. Be nice.
954 00:53:05 I know.
955 00:53:11 Hey.
956 00:53:14 I guess this means it didn't go very well.
957 00:53:18 Yeah.
958 00:53:21 How's the mood out there?
959 00:53:22 How do you think?
960 00:53:24 This isn't the Christmasthat we envisioned, Dan.
961 00:53:28 We're in Paris at Christmas.
962 00:53:30 We just make it special.
963 00:53:32 Come on. Get the kids.
964 00:53:39 - Oh, my gosh. What?- Wow.
965 00:53:42 Wow.
966 00:53:49 Maxie, we live in Buffalo.We see snow all the time.
967 00:53:52 But the snow tastes different here.
968 00:53:56 Good boy.
969 00:53:58 Love you, buddy.
970 00:54:08 Hey, Daddy.
971 00:54:37 Tonight, I got exactlywhat I've been looking for.
972 00:54:40 What's that?
973 00:54:41 Time with my family.
974 00:54:44 Man, life can get complicated.
975 00:54:46 No shit.
976 00:54:47 - I mean, right?- Yes.
977 00:54:49 I mean, you try to juggle a career,relationships, raising kids.
978 00:54:53 And then, somehow, in spite ofeverything you do to hold it all together,
979 00:54:56 it somehow just...
980 00:54:58 It slips right through your fingers.
981 00:55:00 But then you have a night like tonight,and it's all worth it.
982 00:55:03 And it's all because of you.Thank you for helping me and my family.
983 00:55:06 My little boy...
984 00:55:09 I'm such as asshole.
985 00:55:11 What?
986 00:55:13 Sean, your brother put out the bountyto end all bounties.
987 00:55:17 But I swear I wasn't going to kill you.
988 00:55:19 You were just gonna hand me overto Finn and let him do it?
989 00:55:22 Work is slow. Cats are expensive.
990 00:55:25 Come on.
991 00:55:26 But now here you are with all this"I love my family" business.
992 00:55:30 And your little boy, he was so sweet.
993 00:55:33 He ate my soup,and now I am starting to feel bad.
994 00:55:37 Shit.
995 00:55:38 - Be careful.- All right.
996 00:55:40 - Are they coming?- I'm starting to feel bad.
997 00:55:41 - You should.- Yes.
998 00:55:43 Hey. Are they coming?
999 00:55:44 - Afraid so.- They're coming here?
1000 00:55:46 - They're coming here now...- Now?
1001 00:55:48 - Oh, my God. Jessica. Jessica!- ...because I am such an asshole!
1002 00:55:50 Jessica.
1003 00:55:51 Guys, wake up. We gotta go. We gotta go.
1004 00:55:53 Dan, what's wrong?
1005 00:55:55 - We got trouble.- What's wrong?
1006 00:55:56 Oh, my...
1007 00:55:57 - Oh, my God.- Oh, my God.
1008 00:56:01 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.- Are you drunk?
1009 00:56:02 What the hell, Dan?
1010 00:56:04 - Drugs.- Drugs.
1011 00:56:05 Not drunk.
1012 00:56:06 - They gave me a drug.- Oh, my God.
1013 00:56:08 What did he take?
1014 00:56:09 My own blendof sodium acetate and Rohypnol.
1015 00:56:13 - God, so you roofied my dad?- What?
1016 00:56:15 Yes, roofie. I roofied him.
1017 00:56:17 Are you out of your mind?
1018 00:56:18 Honey, easy. I'm trying to help you.
1019 00:56:20 By drugging my husband?
1020 00:56:22 - That was then. We're at now.- She used to do it all the time.
1021 00:56:24 That was literally two minutes agowhen you did that.
1022 00:56:26 - They're coming.- And a lot can change in a minute, baby.
1023 00:56:30 Oh, my God. Omar, Kyle, let's go.
1024 00:56:32 - Oh, my God.- He really love you guys.
1025 00:56:33 Even you, Jessica.
1026 00:56:35 I'm okay. I'm fine.
1027 00:56:36 Unfortunately, what he said was true.They are coming.
1028 00:56:39 - So you might want to skedaddle.- Here?
1029 00:56:41 All right, get the jackets.And you're letting us go?
1030 00:56:44 Please, I wish you would.
1031 00:56:45 Let me talk to Mommy.
1032 00:56:46 You think I want this shit to go downin my apartment?
1033 00:56:49 You're trashing the place.Here, take my car.
1034 00:56:51 I will never understand the moral codeof these people.
1035 00:56:52 Here. Go.
1036 00:56:54 Oh, my God. There's cat shit everywhere.
1037 00:57:00 Oh, my God.
1038 00:57:03 Are you kidding me?
1039 00:57:06 Come on.
1040 00:57:07 It's not exactly a getaway car.
1041 00:57:10 Okay, all right.
1042 00:57:11 Oh, God.
1043 00:57:13 Okay, this is gonna be a tight squeeze.
1044 00:57:28 There's a man outside.
1045 00:57:36 Okay.
1046 00:57:40 - You okay, Daddy?- I'm your daddy.
1047 00:57:41 Daddy.
1048 00:57:43 What about the garage door?
1049 00:57:44 Go through it.
1050 00:57:46 I don't know if I can do it.He's right there.
1051 00:57:48 What? Of course you can.
1052 00:57:49 You're an adult now.What would your dad do?
1053 00:57:52 Your daddy.
1054 00:57:54 - I'm your daddy. Big daddy.- If he were awake.
1055 00:57:57 - Protect his family.- That's right.
1056 00:58:07 - What are you doing?- I don't know. It just went.
1057 00:58:08 - Why are there three pedals?- Oh, God. It's a stick.
1058 00:58:11 - All right, left pedal.- Okay.
1059 00:58:15 Right pedal. Go!
1060 00:58:26 You need to go faster.
1061 00:58:27 - I can't. This car is slow as shit.- Wait, you're still in first.
1062 00:58:29 - Does he not know how to drive?- Apparently not.
1063 00:58:31 - What do I do?- Left pedal.
1064 00:58:33 Right pedal.
1065 00:58:36 Okay! You got it, okay?
1066 00:58:40 He's trying to kill us. Go.
1067 00:58:42 Oh, my God.
1068 00:58:48 Sorry. He drives like his mother.
1069 00:58:50 What?
1070 00:58:53 Cut across!
1071 00:59:00 See, see, see! Go left! Oh, my God.
1072 00:59:06 I wanna take you to eatat that restaurant.
1073 00:59:12 We need to go faster.
1074 00:59:14 Omar!
1075 00:59:16 - Oh, my God.- Happy New Year.
1076 00:59:18 - Oh, my God, Dad. Stay down.- Happy New Year.
1077 00:59:22 - That car's coming straight for us.- They're trying to kill us! Turn!
1078 00:59:27 Let's get some clams over there.
1079 00:59:28 - Shut up, Dan.- Okay, Mommy.
1080 00:59:33 They're right on our tail.
1081 00:59:35 Let me drive.
1082 00:59:36 I'm not letting you drive, Dad.
1083 00:59:41 - Let me drive.- No.
1084 00:59:45 Faster, faster.
1085 00:59:46 I'm going as fast as I can.
1086 00:59:55 Oh, my God. Did you just see that?
1087 00:59:59 We're seconds away
1088 01:00:02 Another car!
1089 01:00:05 Sorry. It's drink and drugs.
1090 01:00:11 Right turn, Kyle.
1091 01:00:21 Shit!
1092 01:00:25 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1093 01:00:27 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1094 01:00:31 Are your family holidays always like this?
1095 01:00:34 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1096 01:00:38 Roller coaster!
1097 01:00:44 West towards La Pigalle
1098 01:00:48 I see them
1099 01:00:49 Shit. It's the red car again. Turn left.
1100 01:00:52 Sh...
1101 01:00:57 We'll cut them off at the intersection
1102 01:01:00 He's getting closer.Go, go, go, go, go, go.
1103 01:01:09 Guys, there's an intersection.Should I slow down?
1104 01:01:11 - No!- No, no!
1105 01:01:12 Drive, Kyle!
1106 01:01:16 Oh, my God!
1107 01:01:23 Oh, my God. We did it. We did it.
1108 01:01:24 Yay!
1109 01:01:26 I'm never driving again.
1110 01:01:28 Oh, my God.
1111 01:01:29 Whose itty-bitty car is this?
1112 01:01:48 - Hey.- Hey.
1113 01:01:53 I thought I could make him listen.
1114 01:01:56 You did what you thought was right.
1115 01:02:03 So, what now?
1116 01:02:05 I gotta get you guys somewhere safe.
1117 01:02:08 Somewhere we can still have a normal life.
1118 01:02:12 They think you robbed a bank, Jess.
1119 01:02:13 Us.
1120 01:02:15 You're not going to jail, okay?
1121 01:02:19 But what about you?
1122 01:02:21 I'll figure it out.
1123 01:02:22 You guys being around meis only gonna put you in danger.
1124 01:02:25 I'm not doing that anymore.
1125 01:02:28 You're wrong, Dad.
1126 01:02:30 We're stronger together.
1127 01:02:32 Yeah. Remember Vegas?
1128 01:02:35 Look, can we just...Can we talk about this together?
1129 01:02:37 We can figure it out as a family.
1130 01:02:46 Okay. So let's just doa recap of our options.
1131 01:02:50 So if we leave together now,
1132 01:02:52 then we just have to give upbeing the Morgans
1133 01:02:56 and be the Andersons and live on the runfrom Finn and the police forever.
1134 01:03:04 I say no to that plan.
1135 01:03:05 - Me too.- Me three.
1136 01:03:07 - Me four.- Me four.
1137 01:03:11 Sorry.
1138 01:03:12 Or we turn ourselves in to the authorities
1139 01:03:16 and Finn outs you as Sean McCaffrey,
1140 01:03:19 and that means you have to go to jailfor, like, ever. So...
1141 01:03:24 And everyone you ever wrongedmight still come after us, so pass.
1142 01:03:30 - Pass.- Hard pass.
1143 01:03:31 You're not going to jail, Dad.
1144 01:03:33 I should call my dad.
1145 01:03:35 Look, I love you so much,but it's just really...
1146 01:03:38 The family bonding is probably a trigger.
1147 01:03:39 - No. It's not that. No. It's not...- It's just that... It's really--
1148 01:03:41 We're never gonna be safe as long asFinn has control of my dad's network.
1149 01:03:45 - I have an idea.- I have an idea.
1150 01:03:55 Finn will know I'm coming for him.
1151 01:03:57 He'll be prepared.
1152 01:03:59 We need to take downthe McCaffrey encrypted server,
1153 01:04:01 and to do that we have to get intothe house where I grew up.
1154 01:04:04 It's right there. Take a look.
1155 01:04:06 Wait, that's the house you grew up in?
1156 01:04:09 House is an understatement.
1157 01:04:13 I'm sorry.Have we been rich this whole time?
1158 01:04:14 Are you seriously telling methat's where you spent your childhood?
1159 01:04:18 If you can call it a childhood, yeah.
1160 01:04:21 Oh, my God.
1161 01:04:22 Oh, God. Vikram.
1162 01:04:25 Who?
1163 01:04:26 Wait. Who's Vikram?
1164 01:04:27 He was our butler.
1165 01:04:28 I'm sorry. Butler?
1166 01:04:31 You had a butler,Mr. Clean Up After Yourself?
1167 01:04:33 - "Do all your own dishes."- Exactly.
1168 01:04:34 Okay, I get it. That's enough.
1169 01:04:36 I'm gonna hold this over you forever.
1170 01:04:40 So, what's the plan?
1171 01:04:41 Security is tight at the best of times.
1172 01:04:43 Right now, Finn's got the mostlethal assassins on payroll.
1173 01:04:46 The mansion will be heavily guarded,with surveillance cameras everywhere.
1174 01:04:50 Best way in is on the roof.
1175 01:04:52 We've got comms, body cams,
1176 01:04:53 four-and-a-half Morgans,
1177 01:04:57 one Omar,
1178 01:04:58 and some surveillance equipmentfrom Svetlana's place.
1179 01:05:01 Dad, if you get this into the terminal,
1180 01:05:04 I can wipe the mainframeand all of the files.
1181 01:05:07 No more secret assassin network.No more Sean McCaffrey.
1182 01:05:16 Look, we're also gonna needa distraction on the street.
1183 01:05:18 You know anybody?
1184 01:05:21 Think I can call a few people.
1185 01:05:23 Jess, while I'm inside,you're calling the shots outside.
1186 01:05:26 If anything goes wrong,you all abort and disappear.
1187 01:05:29 Become the Andersons.
1188 01:05:30 Is that clear? That's the code word.
1189 01:05:35 It's nonnegotiable.
1190 01:05:37 Got it.
1191 01:05:38 Mom says to abort, you go. That's it.
1192 01:05:43 - Yeah.- Okay.
1193 01:05:47 Maxie,
1194 01:05:49 it's gonna be okay, buddy.
1195 01:05:56 Wanna go for a climb with me?
1196 01:05:59 I like roofs.
1197 01:06:00 It would be an honor, Daddy.
1198 01:06:03 Dan.
1199 01:06:09 All right, everybody, get it in.
1200 01:06:10 Come on, for the Morgans.
1201 01:06:12 On three.
1202 01:06:14 Morgans.
1203 01:06:16 - I gotta say "three" first, dude.- Sorry.
1204 01:06:18 On three. One, two, three.
1205 01:06:21 Morgans!
1206 01:06:32 All right,we're parked just west of the mansion.
1207 01:06:34 All right. Thanks, Jess. Stand by.
1208 01:06:58 Body cams are live.
1209 01:07:00 Nina, you figure out that mic yet?
1210 01:07:02 Yeah. Actually, this thing's awesome.I'm keeping it.
1211 01:07:15 God, what are they doing?
1212 01:07:17 - That's horrible.- What are you doing with that?
1213 01:07:19 Yeah. Seriously, perv. Gross.
1214 01:07:22 Really?
1215 01:07:34 Dad, I'm picking upsome walkie-talkie frequencies.
1216 01:07:37 Copy, Kyle.We're approaching another camera.
1217 01:07:40 I'm scrubbing for radio frequencies now.
1218 01:07:57 Nina, roll tape on this.
1219 01:07:59 You go left. I'll go right.
1220 01:08:03 Recording.
1221 01:08:09 Omar, on my mark, drop down.In three, two, one. Go.
1222 01:08:16 Hey, Harry.
1223 01:08:19 Sean McCaffrey. You cheeky prick.
1224 01:08:23 Twenty years ago,you'd have shot me in the back.
1225 01:08:25 I'm not that guy anymore.
1226 01:08:27 - Good. He was an arsehole.- Couldn't agree more.
1227 01:08:31 Why don't you tie yourselfto that railing?
1228 01:08:38 Bite me.
1229 01:08:43 Dan?
1230 01:08:47 I'm here.
1231 01:08:47 Okay.
1232 01:08:49 Harry, have you seen any movementon the rooftops?
1233 01:08:51 Hey, Kyle.We're gonna need an answer quick.
1234 01:08:54 - Okay.- You got this.
1235 01:08:59 Harry, I said report.
1236 01:09:01 - Come on, Kyle.- Nina, give me a second.
1237 01:09:03 Okay, got something.
1238 01:09:05 You cheeky prick.
1239 01:09:10 Listen, wanker. When you work for me,you do things as I say. Is that clear?
1240 01:09:14 You've got this, Kyle. Come on.
1241 01:09:17 Arsehole.
1242 01:09:21 Would my dad have put up with this?
1243 01:09:22 There are many things about this situationyour father would have found unacceptable.
1244 01:09:30 Just keep your eyes open.
1245 01:09:32 You rock.
1246 01:09:35 Great save, Kyle.
1247 01:09:45 There's one last camera. Take it out.
1248 01:09:53 Is that Omar's friends? Yes! Yes.They came. Okay. Let's go.
1249 01:10:01 There's so many.
1250 01:10:02 You know the problemwith these big oil companies is...
1251 01:10:06 ...they're prioritizing profit over peopleand the planet
1252 01:10:20 Omar, your real dad would be proud.
1253 01:10:23 The CEO of Paxcore is takinghis private plane to his private yacht...
1254 01:10:28 ...and you know wherethat oil-spilling fat cat lives?
1255 01:10:32 Right there!
1256 01:10:36 Stop oil pollution! Climate revolution!
1257 01:10:43 Who are you arseholes?
1258 01:10:47 Come on, Dad.
1259 01:10:49 You're gonna change the worldone day, Beans.
1260 01:10:52 I know.
1261 01:10:53 Are you the organizer of this protest?
1262 01:10:55 I'm sorry. I don't understand.
1263 01:10:57 Can I see your identity card?
1264 01:10:58 I have my passport. But it's in my bag.
1265 01:10:59 Do you speak French or not at all?
1266 01:11:08 Madame...
1267 01:11:09 - You have nothing on you?- I don't have it on me.
1268 01:11:11 Okay, let's move aside a little
1269 01:11:19 Long live the revolution!
1270 01:11:38 That's romantic.
1271 01:11:40 Are you gonna marry Omar?
1272 01:11:52 Pricks.
1273 01:12:00 Hey.
1274 01:12:02 Excuse me, Dad. Is that your stash?
1275 01:12:04 - Let me see.- Wait, what?
1276 01:12:06 Hey, I was a teenager too.
1277 01:12:07 You had Samir's garage.
1278 01:12:09 Nina had that hollowed-out book.
1279 01:12:11 What, you knew about that?
1280 01:12:13 - Yeah.- Are you kidding me?
1281 01:12:15 And this is all mine.
1282 01:12:16 What's a stash?
1283 01:12:17 Shut up.
1284 01:12:19 And here's the real key to the castle.
1285 01:12:22 Wait. Hold on, Dad. Isn't it alarmed?
1286 01:12:24 No, I rerouted the wire in '94.
1287 01:12:27 The question is whether they ever noticed.
1288 01:12:32 Nope.
1289 01:12:40 I don't buy it.
1290 01:13:22 I can't believe he kept all of this.
1291 01:13:24 I can.
1292 01:13:30 Welcome home, Little Prince.
1293 01:13:32 - Oh, my God. That's Finn.- Shit.
1294 01:13:34 When we were kids, you told me about yourway in and out of your castle in Paris.
1295 01:13:40 You called it your...
1296 01:13:43 Secret passage.
1297 01:13:44 Yeah.
1298 01:13:47 Is that my coat?
1299 01:13:48 It is.
1300 01:13:51 I think it suits me.
1301 01:13:53 This coat, this house.
1302 01:13:57 Look, Finn...
1303 01:13:58 Don't. Goodbye, brother.
1304 01:14:01 If I may, sir.
1305 01:14:02 We have a room for things like this.
1306 01:14:05 It's good to see you too, Vikram.
1307 01:14:07 Sir.
1308 01:14:10 Go on.
1309 01:14:22 Jess...
1310 01:14:25 Andersons.
1311 01:14:34 Dan?
1312 01:14:35 Is your family here?
1313 01:14:40 Is that your missus you're talking to?
1314 01:14:50 See, I don't know what Andersons means,
1315 01:14:54 but I would take it as...
1316 01:14:59 "Goodbye."
1317 01:15:06 Oh, God.
1318 01:15:07 We have to do something.
1319 01:15:09 No, your dad was clearabout what we had to do.
1320 01:15:13 Go on.
1321 01:15:17 Is Dad okay?
1322 01:15:19 Mom, there's... Look.
1323 01:15:22 That's my flash drive. It's not moving.
1324 01:15:23 Dad must have dropped it.
1325 01:15:24 We can save himif we get control of the main computer.
1326 01:15:27 No, he said if the plan went wrong,that I had to get you outta here.
1327 01:15:33 But he also saidthat I was the one who is in charge.
1328 01:15:41 I'm calling an audible.
1329 01:15:44 If anything goes wrong,you head to the US embassy.
1330 01:15:47 I'm going in there to finish thisand to save your dad.
1331 01:16:06 Go, Mom.
1332 01:17:07 She's not seriously thinking of...
1333 01:17:09 Holy shit. She is.
1334 01:17:11 Mom, don't even think about that.
1335 01:17:13 It's way too far.
1336 01:17:15 - I pulled it off in Vegas.- Did you?
1337 01:17:16 Because I remember it very differently.
1338 01:17:18 In college, I could jump 18 feet.
1339 01:17:21 Okay. It feels like the first two wordsare very relevant here.
1340 01:17:31 I got this.
1341 01:17:37 Oh, God. I can't look.
1342 01:17:45 Yes!
1343 01:17:48 Mommy flew!
1344 01:17:51 I still got it!
1345 01:17:52 Shit. Now I'm kinda mad I missed it.
1346 01:17:58 What kinda man bringshis whole family here?
1347 01:18:02 And there I was thinkingyou were a good dad.
1348 01:18:06 Find them. They're close.
1349 01:18:08 You, check upstairs now.
1350 01:18:42 I got the thingamajiggy.
1351 01:18:43 Hurry, Mom. Get to the server.
1352 01:18:45 Got it.
1353 01:18:59 Down you go, Little Prince.
1354 01:19:04 Oh, my God. This place is huge.
1355 01:19:16 Hey, Vikram. Remember when Dadlocked me down here in the dark
1356 01:19:19 for four days for talking back to him?
1357 01:19:21 I remember it working.
1358 01:19:24 Over the drain, please.
1359 01:19:32 You know, it's good to see you're stillthe same ray of sunshine, Vikram.
1360 01:19:36 I mean, you really thinkmy dad would want this?
1361 01:19:42 Well,
1362 01:19:43 say hello to Dad for me.
1363 01:19:56 That was foolish, Vikram.
1364 01:19:59 I guess there's no such thingas loyalty anymore.
1365 01:20:01 On the contrary.
1366 01:20:03 My loyalty will always bewith your father.
1367 01:20:06 And despite their differences,
1368 01:20:07 there is no question as to which sonhe'd want me to protect.
1369 01:20:17 Find him.
1370 01:20:30 Did it work?
1371 01:20:33 - We're in!- Yes.
1372 01:20:36 Accessing the CCTV.
1373 01:20:40 Okay. Okay, we can see you.
1374 01:20:42 - Where's your dad?- I'll start scanning other feeds.
1375 01:20:45 Shit.
1376 01:20:49 Mom. Mom, you have company.You need to find a different way out.
1377 01:21:05 Mom, she's coming.
1378 01:21:10 You need to hide.
1379 01:21:40 Hey, Finn!
1380 01:21:43 I may not have wanted it,
1381 01:21:45 but this is my house, Little Brother.
1382 01:21:56 She's right there.You have to stay hidden.
1383 01:22:20 Mom, please don't move.
1384 01:22:21 I don't think that's an option.
1385 01:22:52 - Shit.- Mom!
1386 01:23:11 Little Prince!
1387 01:24:29 Fu--
1388 01:24:30 Nice.
1389 01:24:34 No.
1390 01:24:35 It's the guy from last night.
1391 01:24:37 Mom, we've got company.
1392 01:24:38 I'm coming.
1393 01:24:44 God! I got a little cocky there.
1394 01:24:49 Are you almost done? Can you hurry up?
1395 01:24:50 I'm working on it.
1396 01:24:52 Crap, the battery's dead. Kyle, please.Can you do it a little faster?
1397 01:24:54 The car's not working.
1398 01:24:58 Hurry, Kyle.
1399 01:25:00 Shit.
1400 01:25:03 He's getting closer.
1401 01:25:04 I'm going as fast as I can.
1402 01:25:11 Are you done?
1403 01:25:12 - I hope so.- Okay, let's go.
1404 01:25:14 Okay, move.
1405 01:25:15 Max, come on. Let's go.
1406 01:25:17 - How will Mommy find us?- It's okay, Max. Mom's okay.
1407 01:25:21 - Here, give him to me.- Take Max.
1408 01:25:24 He's an oil company enforcer!
1409 01:25:31 Go, go, go, go, go!
1410 01:25:46 Okay.
1411 01:25:48 Nina, Kyle, where are you?
1412 01:25:53 Where... Okay.
1413 01:25:57 Nina, Kyle, where are you?
1414 01:26:03 Nina?
1415 01:26:11 Okay, okay.
1416 01:26:14 Sorry.
1417 01:26:15 Mom.
1418 01:26:20 Let's go there. Come on.
1419 01:26:25 Max, get in the carousel, okay?
1420 01:26:27 All right. Let's go, Max. Let's go.
1421 01:26:32 Shit.
1422 01:27:04 You blew it, Danny Boy.
1423 01:27:07 All that training, and I still beat you.
1424 01:27:24 No, no.
1425 01:27:27 No.
1426 01:27:29 No.
1427 01:27:33 No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
1428 01:27:44 What's the matter, Finny?
1429 01:27:46 Not badfor a couple pimple-faced brats, huh?
1430 01:27:57 I'm gonna kill you and those bloody kids!
1431 01:28:01 - Where are ya?- Right here.
1432 01:28:21 Shit.
1433 01:28:24 You want a brother to play with?
1434 01:28:26 Let it go, Finn.
1435 01:28:27 Dad's empire's gone.
1436 01:28:29 There's nothing left to win.
1437 01:28:30 - Let it go!- Well, let's play, Little Prince.
1438 01:29:36 Mommy!
1439 01:29:39 Oh, my God.
1440 01:29:44 Okay. Come on, you guys.
1441 01:29:46 Go, go. Police! Help!
1442 01:29:49 They can't hear us.
1443 01:29:53 Okay.
1444 01:29:55 Goodbye, children
1445 01:29:57 Hey, Mom.
1446 01:30:03 Hey! We're the bank robberswanted in England,
1447 01:30:06 but we really need your help.
1448 01:30:15 Nice little gameof hide-and-seek, Brother.
1449 01:30:23 You know, Sean,
1450 01:30:25 I'm interested.
1451 01:30:28 Are you enjoying your family vacation?
1452 01:30:31 You know, if you'd havecome to me as a brother,
1453 01:30:35 you could have been a part of that family.
1454 01:30:37 Instead, you try to kill them.
1455 01:30:41 No, Sean.
1456 01:30:42 I'm trying to kill you.
1457 01:30:46 You thought you'd won, didn't you?
1458 01:30:49 But you see, Sean,
1459 01:30:51 I don't need Dad's empire.
1460 01:30:54 I rose from nothing once.I'll do it again.
1461 01:30:59 And you'll still have nothingin your life that matters.
1462 01:31:04 Well, then maybe
1463 01:31:06 I'll look upa recently widowed track coach.
1464 01:31:35 Give it up, Sean. You'll never win!
1465 01:31:38 I'm the only one who hassomething left to fight for.
1466 01:31:40 You got nothing, Finn. Nothing.
1467 01:31:52 And what have you got?
1468 01:31:54 Your precious, boring family.
1469 01:31:58 That's right.
1470 01:31:59 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like toenjoy the rest of my family vacation.
1471 01:33:07 I told you it doesn't matterwhere we are for Christmas.
1472 01:33:09 Hi, Daddy.
1473 01:33:21 Operation Morgan Family Christmas is a go.
1474 01:33:23 All right, I don't care where we are,as long as we are together as a family.
1475 01:33:26 I love you guys so much.
1476 01:33:27 - Love you.- Merry Christmas.
1477 01:33:29 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
1478 01:33:30 You know that money that disappearedfrom Grandpa's accounts?
1479 01:33:35 I had it transferred to Greenpeace.
1480 01:33:37 What?
1481 01:33:38 - Really?- Merry Christmas.
1482 01:33:40 Merry Christmas.
1483 01:33:42 You're welcome.
1484 01:34:08 - This is them?- Oui, Papa. That's them.
1485 01:34:11 Omar!
1486 01:34:14 Okay, okay. I'm happy to see him too.That's enough.
1487 01:34:17 That's enough.
1488 01:34:19 You guys, this is my dad.
1489 01:34:21 He's the Secretary General of Interpol.
1490 01:34:25 Excuse me, could youmaybe have mentioned that?
1491 01:34:27 No, I tried many times.
1492 01:34:30 But you were right about calling him.
1493 01:34:32 We spoke about everything.
1494 01:34:34 We settled our differences, so...
1495 01:34:36 Yeah.
1496 01:34:37 You know, you should beso proud of your son, sir.
1497 01:34:40 - I'm Dan Morgan.- Nice to meet you.
1498 01:34:41 This is my daughter, Nina,and that's my son, Kyle.
1499 01:34:44 You should know they just took down
1500 01:34:45 one of the most dangerouscriminal networks in the world.
1501 01:34:47 - That's my wife, Jessica.- Hi. Hi.
1502 01:34:51 Soon to be Head of Women's Trackat Ohio State.
1503 01:34:56 - Ohio State?- Yeah. Yeah.
1504 01:34:59 - That's incredible.- Oh, my gosh!
1505 01:35:00 You deserve a big job like that.
1506 01:35:02 That's incredible. Why didn't you tell me?
1507 01:35:04 What? Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you.
1508 01:35:06 Wait. That's our youngest, Max.
1509 01:35:08 - What happened to Max?- Wait.
1510 01:35:10 Where's... Maxie!
1511 01:35:11 That... No, that's not...
1512 01:35:13 - Is this your son?- Ho ho ho.
1513 01:35:15 No, no, no, Max. That's not...
1514 01:35:16 Oh, no. Let him have it, Daddy.
1515 01:35:19 Let him have it.
1516 01:35:20 - Oh, my gosh.- Happy Christmas, Santa.
1517 01:35:22 Hey, let's keep an eye on your brother.
1518 01:35:33 I'm glad things are good there,and you should be having fun,
1519 01:35:36 but you have to find and maintaina balance between studying and partying.
1520 01:35:40 And things are good here.You don't have to worry, all right?
1521 01:35:43 But I do have to say,it's hard being so far away from you.
1522 01:35:46 I mean, I feel likepart of the family is missing.
1523 01:35:48 I feel the same. I miss you so much.
1524 01:35:51 Right?
1525 01:35:52 Sorry you're not here for Thanksgiving,
1526 01:35:53 but we're excitedto see you for Christmas.
1527 01:35:55 - I gotta go.- Okay. See you later, Daddy.
1528 01:36:03 Any minute now.
1529 01:36:13 Hey, that move was awesome.But what was our deal?
1530 01:36:16 Only when an adult is watching.
1531 01:36:18 That's right.Only one problem with that move.
1532 01:36:20 - What?- Now you're defenseless and I got you.
1533 01:36:24 - You're getting big.- You're getting old.
1534 01:36:27 They're here!
1535 01:36:33 - Happy Thanksgiving.- Welcome home, Beans.
1536 01:36:36 - This is amazing. This house is great.- Kyle.
1537 01:36:38 - Hey! Max.- It's beautiful, right?
1538 01:36:41 - Hi.- Oh, my gosh.
1539 01:36:44 Hey. Put her there, college man.
1540 01:36:46 Get outta here.
1541 01:36:47 - Welcome home, Nina.- Look at you.
1542 01:36:50 Wow. How does it feelto be there out on your own?
1543 01:36:51 You know, it's nice, Dad.I love it, but it's good to be home.
1544 01:36:55 - Hey, we're always here, buddy.- Kyle, have you done
1545 01:36:57 any laundry since September?
1546 01:36:59 There's a laundry?
1547 01:37:00 Hey. We're always here, pal,but not to do your laundry.
1548 01:37:03 My God.
1549 01:37:04 - Don't you have practice soon?- No, I let them go early
1550 01:37:07 for Thanksgiving, so I'm all yours.
1551 01:37:08 Third date all mine?
1552 01:37:10 - Yes.- Wow. All right.
1553 01:37:12 - We'll have the adults watch the kid.- No.
1554 01:37:14 - That's a wonderful idea.- Just keep an eye on your brother.
1555 01:37:16 You gotta check out the new swing set.Watch your brother.
1556 01:37:46 You.
1557 01:37:51 Merry Christmas, Finn.
1558 01:37:53 I brought you something.
1559 01:37:58 Is that supposed to be funny?
1560 01:38:01 You gonna open it?
1561 01:38:06 Can I open this?
1562 01:38:07 Of course, Mr McCaffrey
1563 01:38:09 Mr. McCaffrey, huh?You're running the joint?
1564 01:38:14 Little respect makes you comfy.
1565 01:38:26 I hope it fits.
1566 01:38:33 Come on, try it on.
1567 01:38:44 It looks good on you.
1568 01:38:47 We look like real twats.
1569 01:38:49 We're brothers.
1570 01:38:53 So, what now?
1571 01:39:00 We play.
1572 01:39:08 You better not cheat.
1573 01:39:10 Of course I'm gonna cheat.
1574 01:39:11 - I mean, look who raised me.- Yeah, and I'll still beat you.
1575 01:39:14 Yeah?
1576 01:39:16 What, like you beat me in Paris?
