纽约杀人机器 Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D(1991)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:26 Venerable ancestors, 1000 yearsago the Evil One was driven
2 00:00:31 from the face of the globe.
3 00:00:33 As we then foretold,there would come a time
4 00:00:36 when evil, corruption, andperversion would rise again,
5 00:00:40 and the Evil One would be able to return.
6 00:00:43 That time is now.
7 00:00:45 At the end of Mercury's next journey,
8 00:00:48 the dragon shall dancethrough the hoop of Jupiter.
9 00:00:50 If at that moment, themonkey will ride the jaguar,
10 00:00:54 and the tiger will feast on the nubile,
11 00:00:57 the order of the universe willbe such that the Evil One will
12 00:01:00 reign supreme for eternity.
13 00:01:03 There is only one being whocan confront the Evil One.
14 00:01:06 The Chosen One is on his way to us now.
15 00:01:16 I'm gonna kill you!
16 00:01:17 Hey!
17 00:01:20 A 560SL!
18 00:01:22 Outrageous!
19 00:01:23 Arthur, when did you get it?
20 00:01:24 Hey, this baby was my commission
21 00:01:26 on that Stuart Pandex takeover.
22 00:01:29 You were in on Stuart Pandex?
23 00:01:31 You lucky bastard.
24 00:01:32 Hey, luck had nothing to do with it.
25 00:01:35 My cleaning lady's nephew's sonworks for Reginald Stuart.
26 00:01:38 I knew about that deal six months ago.
27 00:01:40 Hey!
28 00:01:41 Inside information, that's illegal.
29 00:01:44 And this, my friend, isa Mercedes convertible.
30 00:01:48 And it's all mine!
31 00:01:49 Ha ha!
32 00:02:15 Ichiro!
33 00:02:24 Bye-bye, Kabukiman.
34 00:02:26 It looks like you andyour family are through!
35 00:02:30 You can kill me, but you can'tthe spirit of Kabukiman.
36 00:02:37 Your husband, Ichiro, can'tmake it to his performance
37 00:02:40 tonight, sweetheart.
38 00:02:42 Too bad because you're goingto be the hit on Broadway!
39 00:02:46 I'm telling you,man, with these wheels
40 00:02:49 the babes are going tobe falling all over you.
41 00:02:56 Huh?
42 00:02:57 Oh, my!
43 00:02:58 Dear me!
44 00:02:59 What happened?
45 00:03:26 Here you go, buddy.
46 00:03:27 Get yourself a cup of coffee.
47 00:03:28 Griswold's the name.
48 00:03:30 Thank you!
49 00:03:30 Sergeant Harry Griswold, NYPD.
50 00:03:34 This city can take its toll on some.
51 00:03:37 Don't get me wrong, thereare a lot of nice qualities
52 00:03:40 about this town.
53 00:03:42 And some not so nice.
54 00:03:44 I was following up on a lead towhat some might consider just
55 00:03:47 another New York City massacre.
56 00:03:49 Pretty woman thrown outof a high-rise window,
57 00:03:51 her Japanese husband disemboweled,
58 00:03:54 and their two kids turnedinto shredded wheat.
59 00:03:57 I was supposed to be having dinner
60 00:03:59 with a friend and coworker, Connie LaRosa,
61 00:04:01 and looking forward to it.
62 00:04:03 Instead, I stopped at myfavorite sidewalk cafe
63 00:04:05 for a quick bite, and wason my way to some kind
64 00:04:08 of amateur kabuki performance.
65 00:04:11 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
66 00:04:13 and welcome to "Lifestyles ofthe Wealthy and Well-Known."
67 00:04:17 Today, we are in a glamorousNew York City theater
68 00:04:20 where just about to beginis a special performance
69 00:04:24 of the first Manhattankabuki players adaptation
70 00:04:27 of "The Kabuki Couples."
71 00:04:29 Tonight, we are fortunate tofocus our spotlight of glamor
72 00:04:33 on Mr. Reginald Stuart,New York billionaire
73 00:04:37 businessman and philanthropist.
74 00:04:39 Good evening, Mr. Stuart.
75 00:04:41 Good evening, Brian.
76 00:04:42 It's a great pleasureto be with you tonight.
77 00:04:44 Your Stuart Foundation provided the funding
78 00:04:46 for tonight's performance.
79 00:04:48 That's right we did.
80 00:04:49 At the Stuart Pandex Corporation we
81 00:04:50 believe that corporatefunding is the best way
82 00:04:53 to bring culture to the masses.
83 00:04:54 The reason we've sponsored thisparticular kabuki performance
84 00:04:57 is that I myself have been personally
85 00:04:59 interested for a long time in the work
86 00:05:00 of Mr. Sato and his family, who have
87 00:05:03 trained this amateur troupe.
88 00:05:04 Five minutes to curtain, Mr. Sato.
89 00:05:06 My revered elder standsready to pass the gift
90 00:05:10 and raise the spirit of Kabukiman.
91 00:05:13 He will now consume the banquet of joining.
92 00:05:53 My boss, Captain Bender, told me
93 00:05:55 the Japanese entertain themselves
94 00:05:57 by going to the kabuki theater.
95 00:05:59 It's a tradition that's beengoing on for hundreds of years.
96 00:06:03 The men dress up likewomen and do some kind
97 00:06:05 of poses in slow motion.
98 00:06:07 And make some kind of weird noises.
99 00:06:11 I had no idea what I was getting into.
100 00:06:13 What I did know was that Ihad missed another date
101 00:06:16 with Connie LaRosa.
102 00:06:19 Grandfather, I grow nervous.
103 00:06:22 The performance has already begun
104 00:06:24 and the Chosen One has not yet arrived.
105 00:06:26 If he's not here to receive the gift
106 00:06:28 when the moon hangs inthe eye of the squid,
107 00:06:30 what shall transpire?
108 00:06:32 Hey, Oscar-San, you must have some hand.
109 00:06:39 If something has befallen Ichiro,
110 00:06:41 will you pass the ancientkabuki powers to me?
111 00:06:49 But Grandfather!
112 00:07:18 Hey, Felix-San,this place is a real mess.
113 00:07:23 Why do you guysalways make such a mess?
114 00:07:26 Eat, eat, eat.
115 00:07:28 Drink, drink, drink.
116 00:07:30 It's all you ever do.
117 00:07:32 Stop complaining.
118 00:07:33 Shh!
119 00:07:46 Hey, stop it!
120 00:07:48 Cut that out, Felix-San.
121 00:07:50 Do something,Oscar-San, do something.
122 00:08:47 No!
123 00:08:48 No!
124 00:08:59 This is great, huh?
125 00:09:00 A lot better than I expected.
126 00:09:05 Everybody freeze!
127 00:09:06 Police!
128 00:09:11 Get out of the way!
129 00:09:12 Move it!
130 00:09:20 Oh my god, I don'tbelieve what I'm seeing!
131 00:09:24 The performers are being mowed down
132 00:09:26 by cheaply-dressed thugs brandishing
133 00:09:28 expensive, custom-made automatic weapons!
134 00:09:40 Ah!
135 00:09:42 Bullets fly and rip my flesh.
136 00:09:46 Even I am not immune tothe dazzling gun play
137 00:09:48 as I could very well be cut in half.
138 00:09:52 It's truly mind numbing.
139 00:09:55 More fabulous in its scopethan... than even the fabulous
140 00:09:58 princess.
141 00:10:03 Shoot her.
142 00:10:04 Go ahead, shoot her.
143 00:10:15 What are you doing?
144 00:10:17 I think I just saved your life, miss.
145 00:10:19 Remove yourself from mybody, you filthy oaf!
146 00:10:25 You're welcome.
147 00:10:27 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
148 00:10:29 Hey!
149 00:10:30 Knock it off!
150 00:11:00 Let's get out of here!
151 00:11:04 We're supposed to be having fun here!
152 00:11:20 Whoa!
153 00:11:26 I'm on the case.
154 00:11:27 That's enough.
155 00:11:45 It's something crazy!
156 00:11:53 OK.
157 00:11:55 I'm wearing a dress.
158 00:11:57 First I'm kissed by a guy,now I'm wearing a dress.
159 00:12:00 Fine.
160 00:12:01 Frank, take couple of notes here.
161 00:12:04 How did it feel watchingyour grandfather being
162 00:12:06 mowed down by machine guns?
163 00:12:12 Police!
164 00:12:13 Freeze!
165 00:12:15 Now, could you ladies... uh, you guys
166 00:12:16 tell me exactly what happened?
167 00:12:18 Well, when the bullets startedflying I hit the floor.
168 00:12:20 Yeah, it was like somethingout of the movies!
169 00:12:22 You know what I mean?Any numbers?
170 00:12:23 Did you see anything?There were five of them.
171 00:12:24 There were twelve!
172 00:12:25 There were five!
173 00:12:28 We don't want to get involved.
174 00:12:33 Freeze!
175 00:12:37 That was the kind
176 00:12:38 of boss is Captain Bender was.
177 00:12:41 Always around when things were going wrong.
178 00:12:44 I know this is a hard andtrying time for you,
179 00:12:47 but what did you think when you saw
180 00:12:48 rivulets of blood flowing downhis beautiful kabuki costume?
181 00:12:56 I - had to admit I felt pretty
182 00:12:58 silly wearing a kabuki dress.
183 00:12:59 And my fellow officers beingthere only made matters worse.
184 00:13:28 Rembrandt, what could possibly
185 00:13:29 have been running through your mind
186 00:13:31 when you decided to shootup an entire theater?
187 00:13:33 We've almost achieved all our goals.
188 00:13:35 There's no reason to drawattention to our operation now.
189 00:13:39 Now I'm going to have to get involved
190 00:13:40 and wipe all your little asses.
191 00:13:43 Yes?
192 00:13:44 Reverend.
193 00:13:45 Snipes is here to see you, sir.
194 00:13:47 Snipes is here.
195 00:13:49 Send him in.
196 00:13:56 Reverend Snipes, so good to see you.
197 00:13:59 What brings you here atsuch an ungodly hour?
198 00:14:03 Who are you kidding, Reggie?
199 00:14:05 We got business to discuss.
200 00:14:07 Oh, have we?
201 00:14:11 You bet your corporate butt we do.
202 00:14:14 Your little contributionsto my youth center
203 00:14:18 just aren't going as far as they used
204 00:14:20 to, if you know what I mean.
205 00:14:23 I got expenses, and an overheadlike you wouldn't believe.
206 00:14:27 And I have no intentions of running
207 00:14:30 a non-profit organization.
208 00:14:34 So, what is your point, Reverend?
209 00:14:37 I tell my people to stop patronizing
210 00:14:39 some of your businesses,like that fast food chain.
211 00:14:43 And you'll feel that powergive you a good, hard kick
212 00:14:46 in that fat wallet of yours.
213 00:14:50 I also got a certain femalepolice detective who's
214 00:14:53 been on my ass lately, and I'msure you wouldn't want any word
215 00:14:56 leaking out about your long-termfinancial involvement
216 00:15:00 in my organization.
217 00:15:03 You catch my meaning?
218 00:15:07 I think so.
219 00:15:15 Sir.
220 00:15:16 You can't go in there, sir.
221 00:15:17 I go where I please!
222 00:15:18 You can't!
223 00:15:19 Uncle Reggie, sorry for bargingin, but we've got to talk.
224 00:15:23 Excuse me, Reverend, thiswill only take a second.
225 00:15:26 What is it, Skipper?
226 00:15:27 I thought we had an agreement here.
227 00:15:28 I thought we had a relationship.
228 00:15:30 I was going to take the wrapfor that shit at the theater,
229 00:15:33 you were going to get meoff and make me a vice
230 00:15:34 president with a corner office.
231 00:15:36 No jail.
232 00:15:37 No conviction.
233 00:15:38 Nothing.
234 00:15:39 Just a couple of mug shots anda statement, and that's it.
235 00:15:41 That was our understanding.
236 00:15:43 But I just spent the pastfour hours down in the can
237 00:15:45 with some real criminalswaiting for your guy
238 00:15:48 to come bail me the hell out!
239 00:15:49 Do you know what it's like to be violated
240 00:15:51 by a 300-pound Filipinoskinhead named Gunther?
241 00:15:54 It ain't no picnic!
242 00:15:55 Ah, Skipper, Skipper, calm down, boy.
243 00:15:59 I guarantee you'll neverspend another night in jail.
244 00:16:08 Use the magazine!
245 00:16:09 He's getting blood all over my new carpet!
246 00:16:14 You always wanted to be on thecover the "Financial Week,".
247 00:16:16 Skippy.
248 00:16:18 Here's your shot.
249 00:16:19 You look great!
250 00:16:22 Now let's see, where were we?
251 00:16:25 Ah, yes.
252 00:16:26 You were threatening me.
253 00:16:29 You're nothing but a third-ratecon man, Reverend Snipes.
254 00:16:34 But I have a need for you.
255 00:16:37 That is, if you thinkyou can play hardball.
256 00:16:41 Are you ready for themajor leagues, Reverend?
257 00:16:45 Good.
258 00:16:49 There's a lot of tension in the city now,
259 00:16:51 and I want you to keep the flame on high.
260 00:16:55 When it starts to boil over, I'll
261 00:16:58 be there to arm the revolution.
262 00:17:00 And when it gets out of control, I'll be
263 00:17:04 there to restore order again.
264 00:17:08 And then, Reverend, thenyou'll see real power.
265 00:17:56 Kabukiman.
266 00:18:17 When I showed up at the station
267 00:18:19 house the next day, I knew the boys would
268 00:18:22 be making jokes at my expense.
269 00:18:28 This is what's known as an erect nipple.
270 00:18:31 Hey, Harry, where's your pretty dress?
271 00:18:35 Your mother wanted it back.
272 00:18:37 Yeah, right.
273 00:18:38 Hey, it's Madam Butterfly.
274 00:18:41 Do you want some milk, Harry?
275 00:18:44 LaRosa.
276 00:18:45 Hey, Connie.
277 00:18:47 You know, this whole thing has been
278 00:18:50 blown way out of proportion.
279 00:18:51 Sure, sure, Harry.
280 00:18:52 You're going to be all right.
281 00:19:01 Listen, Connie, what do you say we
282 00:19:02 try for dinner again tonight?
283 00:19:03 I don't know what it is,but I hate to say it,
284 00:19:06 I have this craving for Japanese food.
285 00:19:11 What do you say, Connie?
286 00:19:13 I'd like to, Harry, but Igot to be in court tonight.
287 00:19:18 Hey, look, I usually go jogging after work,
288 00:19:20 you want to join me?
289 00:19:23 No.
290 00:19:23 Running?
291 00:19:25 I'll be wearing my newspandex jogging shorts.
292 00:19:32 I was just saying to myself Ishould get some more exercise.
293 00:19:36 Spandex?
294 00:19:37 Forget it, Harry.
295 00:19:38 You don't have the legs for spandex.
296 00:19:41 Besides, Bender wants tosee you in his office.
297 00:19:44 Now!
298 00:19:50 Do you come to this jail often?
299 00:19:52 Oh, I'm a steady patron here!
300 00:19:58 Yes!
301 00:20:01 Commissioner, look, I understand that.
302 00:20:05 Look, I'll do it.
303 00:20:08 Damn!
304 00:20:10 You're busy, I'll come back.
305 00:20:11 Griswold, sit down.
306 00:20:15 Now about last night here...
307 00:20:18 OK.
308 00:20:18 OK.
309 00:20:19 I can explain.
310 00:20:21 First of all, it wasn't a dressI was wearing, it was a kimono.
311 00:20:26 I don't want to know!
312 00:20:27 I just wanted to tellyou that while you were
313 00:20:28 playing geisha girl, Reginald Stuart's
314 00:20:30 security men captured the perp.
315 00:20:32 What?
316 00:20:33 You heard me.
317 00:20:34 Some cracked out wacko did it.
318 00:20:37 Seems he had it in for Japanese every
319 00:20:38 since he got fired for usingdrugs at a Toyota plant.
320 00:20:42 I was there there.
321 00:20:43 There were at least five guys shooting.
322 00:20:45 Yeah.
323 00:20:45 The other men were Stuart security men.
324 00:20:48 And, by the way, you shot four of them!
325 00:20:51 Fortunately, they're OK.
326 00:20:52 Reginald Stuart advised them not to press
327 00:20:54 any charges against you, but you owe
328 00:20:55 your ass to Reginald Stuart!
329 00:20:57 There is no way those guys were security!
330 00:21:00 They... they were shooting at the actors!
331 00:21:02 They were shooting at me!
332 00:21:04 Harry, you're not fucking listening to me!
333 00:21:06 Look, we got the guy whoshot up the theater.
334 00:21:08 I got eye witnesses who ID'd him.
335 00:21:10 I got signed, notarized statements.
336 00:21:12 And I got a confession.
337 00:21:13 Case closed.
338 00:21:15 Who's this?
339 00:21:16 That's the perp.
340 00:21:20 You see, I told you.
341 00:21:21 That's not the guy!
342 00:21:24 Harry, you don't get it, do you?
343 00:21:26 That's it.
344 00:21:27 The case is closed.
345 00:21:28 Look, I'm happy.
346 00:21:29 The Commissioner is happy.
347 00:21:30 The Mayor is happy.
348 00:21:31 And Reginald Stuart is happy.
349 00:21:32 And there's one other loose end.
350 00:21:34 There's a woman waiting for youin the interrogation room.
351 00:21:37 She says she was at the theater last night.
352 00:21:39 The old man who was killedwas her grandfather.
353 00:21:42 Find out what she wants, andgive her the good news.
354 00:21:44 But...
355 00:21:45 But nothing!
356 00:21:46 That's it.
357 00:21:47 The case is closed!
358 00:21:50 You have a very important new assignment,
359 00:21:52 the Goldberg dry cleaning case.
360 00:21:54 I'm taking Joseph off, andI'm putting you on it.
361 00:21:57 Goldberg dry cleaners?
362 00:21:59 Those three stupid, stolen shirts?
363 00:22:02 It's four!
364 00:22:03 And they're my stupid, stolen shirts!
365 00:22:06 Now get to it!
366 00:22:18 This is the part where you leave, Griswold.
367 00:22:23 Holy cow, Dick!
368 00:22:25 She's leaking!
369 00:22:25 What?
370 00:22:26 Is it Felicia the Flasher?
371 00:22:45 Sergeant Griswold, I do not have
372 00:22:47 much time, so I'll be brief.
373 00:22:51 A regrettable twist of fate has chosen you
374 00:22:54 as a recipient of amazingsupermortal powers that
375 00:22:58 have been passed down throughgenerations of kabuki actors
376 00:23:00 in my family.
377 00:23:02 Please, consume the Banquet of Joining
378 00:23:04 in honor of your benefactors.
379 00:23:08 What?
380 00:23:10 Eat!
381 00:23:11 All right, that's it.
382 00:23:12 I am outta here!
383 00:23:16 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
384 00:23:19 I get it.
385 00:23:20 This is a joke, right?
386 00:23:22 This is no joke, Detective!
387 00:23:24 The changes in you have already begun.
388 00:23:27 I saw the markings onyour face at the theater.
389 00:23:29 Look at how you are dressed now!
390 00:23:31 The spirit of Kabukiman lives within you.
391 00:23:34 Eat!
392 00:23:37 Ugh.
393 00:23:39 Ick.
394 00:23:40 Look, miss.
395 00:23:43 Oh.
396 00:23:44 Please.
397 00:23:50 Uh.
398 00:23:54 I'm sorry about whathappened, and I know you've
399 00:23:56 suffered a terrible loss.
400 00:23:59 But I have some good news for you,
401 00:24:03 they caught the guy whokilled your grandfather.
402 00:24:08 You fool!
403 00:24:09 They do not have the one responsible
404 00:24:11 for my grandfather's death.
405 00:24:12 Why do you say that?
406 00:24:13 Because my grandfatherwas not killed by a man.
407 00:24:18 His death was orchestrated bythe spirit of the Evil One.
408 00:24:21 Evil On... spirits?
409 00:24:24 Come on now, you're a fullgrown woman, all right?
410 00:24:26 You just talk to me in normal English!
411 00:24:29 At the end of Mercury's next journey,
412 00:24:32 the dragon shall dancethrough the hoop of Jupiter.
413 00:24:34 Jupiter...
414 00:24:35 If at that moment, themonkey will ride the jaguar
415 00:24:38 and the tiger will feast on the nubile,
416 00:24:40 the order of the universe willbe such that the Evil One will
417 00:24:43 reign supreme for eternity.
418 00:24:45 Now, do I make myself perfectly clear?
419 00:24:48 Oh. Yeah.
420 00:24:50 Yeah.
421 00:24:51 Fine.
422 00:24:52 Mhm.
423 00:24:53 I'll send a squad car over rightaway to pick up Mr. Evil.
424 00:24:57 Now, just one question...For the big money...
425 00:25:01 Who is the Evil One?
426 00:25:04 Five seconds.
427 00:25:05 I do not know!
428 00:25:06 You're the detective!
429 00:25:09 Yes!
430 00:25:10 I am the detective, andyou are a fruit loop!
431 00:25:14 Do not treat me as an inferior!
432 00:25:16 I am easily your better.
433 00:25:18 If only the order of the universe
434 00:25:20 were not so unfair to womankind, I
435 00:25:23 would've been chosen to receive the gift
436 00:25:24 and would not now be dealing with such
437 00:25:26 a penis-wielding imbecile as yourself!
438 00:25:30 You will find me when the time is right.
439 00:25:38 I didn't
440 00:25:39 buy that story the captaingave me about Reginald
441 00:25:42 Stuart and his men.
442 00:25:44 So I decided to go over to his office
443 00:25:46 and see what Mr. Stuart was up to.
444 00:25:48 Shall I say you're in a meeting?
445 00:25:50 No, uh, let's see
446 00:25:51 what the little fellow wants.
447 00:25:56 How you doing, boys?
448 00:26:02 Oh, oh, hey, I hope I'm notinterrupting something.
449 00:26:06 I was just...
450 00:26:07 Not at all.
451 00:26:08 Please, just come in.
452 00:26:09 I hope you won't mind if I don't get up.
453 00:26:11 No.
454 00:26:12 No, no.
455 00:26:14 Whatever.
456 00:26:15 Fine.
457 00:26:16 Ah.
458 00:26:17 Not so hard.
459 00:26:19 That's better.
460 00:26:20 Ah.
461 00:26:20 Now, it's, uh, Mr. Oswald, is it?
462 00:26:23 Sergeant Griswold.
463 00:26:24 Well, how may I be of serviceto you, Detective Griswold?
464 00:26:28 I understand that your companyfinanced the Japanese theater
465 00:26:32 troupe that was attacked last night,
466 00:26:34 and that your men helped break it up.
467 00:26:37 Griswold, of course.
468 00:26:39 You're the officer who shot my employees.
469 00:26:41 Well, you need not worry,Detective Griswold,
470 00:26:44 I've advised them not topress charges against you.
471 00:26:46 You were, after all, justdoing your job, weren't you?
472 00:26:51 Ah, finished.
473 00:26:53 Great, Amanda.
474 00:26:55 Absolutely great.
475 00:26:56 Thank you so much, dear.
476 00:26:59 They were a little more scuffedthan usual, Mr. Stuart,
477 00:27:02 but the hard brush took care of it.
478 00:27:05 Have you ever considered
479 00:27:06 working in the privatesector, Detective Griswold?
480 00:27:09 You could afford so many nice things.
481 00:27:14 I don't need nice things.
482 00:27:23 Isn't that an authentic Shogunsword from the Tokugawa Yasin.
483 00:27:29 Shogunate?
484 00:27:30 Manufactured in Edo in, I'd say, 1638?
485 00:27:35 Well, yes, as a matter offact it is a Tokugawa.
486 00:27:39 And it was made in Edo.
487 00:27:42 But how did you know that?
488 00:27:45 How did I know that?
489 00:27:49 It's such a beautiful instrument.
490 00:27:52 So perfectly balanced.
491 00:27:57 May I?
492 00:27:58 Please.
493 00:28:09 Hyah!
494 00:28:13 Hyah!
495 00:28:14 Hyah.
496 00:28:15 Kabukiman-San Jo.
497 00:28:17 Detective Griswold?
498 00:28:18 Detective Griswold.
499 00:28:20 Detective Griswold!
500 00:28:22 Oh.
501 00:28:23 Oh.
502 00:28:24 Oh.
503 00:28:33 I hope that wasn't expensive.
504 00:28:35 Expensive?
505 00:28:38 That vase costs just a little bit more
506 00:28:40 than you're likely to make... ever.
507 00:28:45 I thought
508 00:28:47 it was best I left things the way
509 00:28:48 they were with Reggie Stuart.
510 00:28:50 Anyway, I had a very importantappointment with Connie LaRosa.
511 00:28:54 It was my big chance to impress her.
512 00:28:57 Yo, Gris.
513 00:28:58 Lookin' good!
514 00:29:00 Come on, I want to see you sweat.
515 00:29:04 You do this to yourself every day?
516 00:29:06 No, I usually run 10 miles.
517 00:29:08 But today, since you're here,I think we'll only do three.
518 00:29:12 Besides, we should saveour energy for later.
519 00:29:15 Later?
520 00:29:16 Yeah, later.
521 00:29:18 Connie?
522 00:29:19 Yeah?
523 00:29:21 I gotta stop now, or I'll die.
524 00:29:26 Not bad, Gris.
525 00:29:27 I expected you to boot two laps ago.
526 00:29:29 You're an animal, LaRosa!
527 00:29:31 An animal!
528 00:29:32 I don't know, but if you'reafter this Reverend Snipes guy,
529 00:29:35 I almost pity the poor bastard.
530 00:29:38 You know all those wonderful youth centers
531 00:29:40 he's got set up all over town?
532 00:29:41 Well, it just so happens thathe's using it as a front
533 00:29:44 for a major drug operation.
534 00:29:46 And he's got this huge corporation Stuart.
535 00:29:48 Pandex paying for whole thing!
536 00:29:50 Stuart Pandex?
537 00:29:52 As in Reginald Stuart?
538 00:29:53 You know how Snipes passed himself off
539 00:29:55 as this anti-establishment activist,
540 00:29:58 like he's some kind of man ofthe street, friend of the poor?
541 00:30:01 Well, it just so happens thathe's a major shareholder
542 00:30:04 in Stuart Pandex.
543 00:30:05 And not only that, Harry, hehasn't paid taxes in years!
544 00:30:11 Hasn't paid taxes?
545 00:30:13 He oughta run for mayor.
546 00:30:15 I got enough to bust thisguy right now, Harry.
547 00:30:18 I just got to put all theinformation together
548 00:30:20 for Bender.
549 00:30:21 I'm going to make detectivefor this one, Harry!
550 00:30:25 You deserve it, Connie.
551 00:30:27 You're a good cop.
552 00:30:29 You think so, Harry?
553 00:30:31 You know I do.
554 00:30:33 Tonight.
555 00:30:34 Thanks.
556 00:30:45 I think I'll run a few more laps.
557 00:30:48 You'll wait here for me?
558 00:30:52 Knock yourself out.
559 00:30:54 What kind of a detective was I?
560 00:30:57 LaRosa was after Snipes, butSnipes was going to get LaRosa.
561 00:31:00 I should have been there for her.
562 00:31:04 Hey, you!
563 00:31:05 You!
564 00:31:06 Haven't I seen you aroundReverend Snipes' youth center?
565 00:31:08 Snooping around the boys?
566 00:31:10 The boys just love spandex.
567 00:31:12 Hey! What's the matter with you?
568 00:31:13 I was just kidding, sweetheart.
569 00:31:14 Get off!
570 00:31:19 Enjoy your spandex!
571 00:31:22 You just got yourself a wholebunch of new boyfriends.
572 00:31:29 Mm!
573 00:31:35 Hey!
574 00:31:36 Get the freaking bitch!
575 00:31:38 Come on, let's go.
576 00:31:45 Ah!
577 00:31:50 Get off!
578 00:32:09 Connie!
579 00:32:20 Freeze!
580 00:32:21 Police!
581 00:32:56 Ooh!
582 00:33:12 Hey, this guy's not normal.
583 00:33:21 What the...?
584 00:33:34 Ah!
585 00:34:13 Ow!
586 00:34:41 What the hell?
587 00:34:47 Oh!
588 00:34:48 Kabukiman-San Jo.
589 00:35:15 Ow, shit.
590 00:35:19 Hey!
591 00:35:20 Who put that there?
592 00:35:38 Die!
593 00:35:39 We're gonna mess you up!
594 00:35:40 You're dead meat!
595 00:35:49 Yoohoo!
596 00:35:56 Ah!
597 00:35:58 Ah!
598 00:36:06 Come on, man, let's go.
599 00:36:07 Come on.
600 00:36:08 One more time.
601 00:36:09 Come on.
602 00:36:18 Stop!
603 00:36:19 He's innocent!
604 00:36:20 Stay back!
605 00:36:21 This is police business!
606 00:36:31 Whoa!
607 00:36:32 Oh!
608 00:36:36 You're going down, faggot!
609 00:36:47 Oh my god!
610 00:36:50 He's using chopsticks!
611 00:36:52 Suppose if he used knives and forks!
612 00:37:02 You clumsy, carnival punk!
613 00:37:04 What are you gonna do to me?
614 00:37:06 A poor, defenseless woman, huh?
615 00:37:08 A woman alone!
616 00:37:11 And, besides, thatlooks ridiculous!
617 00:37:14 Sounds like my ex-wife.
618 00:37:30 Oh, here, you want it?
619 00:37:32 Here you go.
620 00:37:39 Ooh!
621 00:37:41 Ooh!
622 00:37:53 Connie!
623 00:37:54 Officer, don't bother taking notes.
624 00:37:56 Only three people were killed.
625 00:37:58 But I feel much safer in the park now.
626 00:38:00 This guy in the bathrobe is a real hero.
627 00:38:02 A real New York hero, huh?
628 00:38:04 Yeah!
629 00:38:05 Connie!
630 00:38:07 Oof!
631 00:38:11 I... I'm sorry.
632 00:38:12 I shouldn't have let this happen.
633 00:38:19 What are you doing here?
634 00:38:20 Shh!
635 00:38:21 - Freeze you two!- Don't shoot!
636 00:38:22 Stop! I'm a cop.
637 00:38:24 I'm a cop.
638 00:38:25 I have a badge.
639 00:38:26 I'm Harry Griswold.
640 00:38:27 Griswold?
641 00:38:28 Hey, I heard about this guyrunning around with make up on.
642 00:38:32 All right, Griswold, letme see your shield.
643 00:38:35 What the?
644 00:38:37 Oh.
645 00:38:38 What... sorry.
646 00:38:40 Slowly.
647 00:38:46 Holy shit.
648 00:38:48 It is Griswold.
649 00:38:49 Yeah, that's the guy.
650 00:38:51 He did it to us.
651 00:38:52 Shut up, you weenie.
652 00:38:55 Pig.
653 00:38:57 Lotusand I rode in the ambulance
654 00:38:59 with LaRosa but the doctors made us leave
655 00:39:02 and so Lotus and I decided to wait
656 00:39:04 it out at an Italianrestaurant across the street.
657 00:39:06 I was depressed, and I was confused,
658 00:39:09 and I was turning Japanese.
659 00:39:11 Here's your fish.
660 00:39:15 What kind of a shmuck orders rawfish at an Italian restaurant?
661 00:39:27 I've been craving raw mackerel all day.
662 00:39:33 I can't believe this.
663 00:39:35 I'm eating a smelly, deadfish and I'm loving it.
664 00:39:39 Are you so blind you cannotsee the changes in yourself?
665 00:39:44 Detective?
666 00:39:45 Soon the dragon will dancethrough the hoop of Jupiter.
667 00:39:48 If at that moment themonkey will ride the Jaguar
668 00:39:51 and the tiger will feast on the new bile
669 00:39:53 the order of the universe willbe such that the evil one will
670 00:39:56 reign Supreme for eternity.
671 00:39:58 There are only a few days left.
672 00:40:00 Oh, oh, my.
673 00:40:02 And I haven't even started shopping yet.
674 00:40:05 The chosen one who was killedto train for 25 years.
675 00:40:08 If we do not begin to tryand master your powers
676 00:40:11 there will be no championto oppose the evil one.
677 00:40:14 Champion?
678 00:40:15 What is this champion stuff?
679 00:40:17 I'm sorry they didn't have the champion
680 00:40:19 course at the police academy.
681 00:40:21 I'm just a gun and badge man.
682 00:40:23 You do not have a choice in the matter.
683 00:40:25 Fate has selected you.
684 00:40:27 You are the Kabukiman.
685 00:40:30 It is your duty.
686 00:40:31 A New York City police woman
687 00:40:33 was brutally raped andbeaten in the Central.
688 00:40:35 Park wildling incident.
689 00:40:37 We now take you live to Reverend Snipes,
690 00:40:39 outspoken community leader.
691 00:40:40 What is it?
692 00:40:41 I'm an angry man tonight.
693 00:40:43 And I hope I'm not alone in my anger.
694 00:40:46 When mere children are persecuted
695 00:40:48 for youthful indiscretionsas though they are hardened
696 00:40:51 criminals, it makes me angry.
697 00:40:54 The media circus that's been generated
698 00:40:56 by this minor incident makes me angry.
699 00:41:01 You know, and I know, thatyour television cameras
700 00:41:05 and your newspaper reporterswould be nowhere in sight
701 00:41:08 if those involved had been the children
702 00:41:10 of privilege instead of theseinnocent victims of poverty.
703 00:41:18 Why do we have out the deadlytransvestite, detective?
704 00:41:23 The sadist that will strike back.
705 00:41:26 Publicity hungry, jackass.
706 00:41:30 He's more trouble than he's worth.
707 00:41:31 I never should have givenhim the assignment.
708 00:41:33 I told you to let me handle it.
709 00:41:36 You were right.
710 00:41:37 Rembrandt's always right.
711 00:41:39 Rembrandt, I want youto insert yourself much
712 00:41:41 more deeply into the situation.
713 00:41:44 That policewoman does notlive through the night.
714 00:41:45 You understand?
715 00:41:46 Yes, sir.
716 00:41:47 Rembrandt, this time bea little less artistic.
717 00:41:52 Just make it look likea simple accident, OK?
718 00:41:57 Gee, officerLaRosa, It's such a shame
719 00:41:59 that the hospitals goingto make a slight mistake
720 00:42:01 with your dosage.
721 00:42:06 Goodbye, officer LaRosa.
722 00:42:09 Well excuse me, doctor.
723 00:42:10 You're too important tospeak to a lowly nurse.
724 00:42:13 Boy, that burns me down.
725 00:42:15 Well, dear, it's time for you aspirin.
726 00:42:19 Gee, I guess you're not doingas well as I thought you were.
727 00:42:23 My goodness, that's a lot ofmorphine the doctor prescribed.
728 00:42:27 Oh well, doctor knows best.
729 00:42:34 Yes, dear, I know you're in a lot of pain.
730 00:42:38 But you're going to beall right in a minute.
731 00:42:42 Doctor Hotch?
732 00:42:49 Attention doctors, ticketsto the medicaid ball
733 00:42:52 go on sale Tuesday.
734 00:43:00 Holy shit.
735 00:43:03 Come blue, trauma team.
736 00:43:05 - Room 232.- LaRosa?
737 00:43:06 LaRosa's room, where is it?
738 00:43:08 No visitors.
739 00:43:08 What do you mean no visitors?
740 00:43:09 Wait a minute.
741 00:43:15 It wasn't my fault.I was watching TV
742 00:43:17 and then they just came inand I picked up the job.
743 00:43:19 You were supposed to give her aspirin.
744 00:43:20 Look what you did to here.
745 00:43:21 I did what I was supposed to do.
746 00:43:21 You killed her.
747 00:43:22 I was watching TV, I picked up the chart.
748 00:43:23 She had a headache. Now she's dead.
749 00:43:24 There was adjustments.What happened?
750 00:43:25 And then I just followed orders.
751 00:43:26 You're going to be in big trouble.
752 00:43:27 This is going to go onyour permanent record.
753 00:43:28 Oh no, don't let it ruin my career.
754 00:43:30 It was an accident.
755 00:43:30 I'm sorry, sir.
756 00:43:45 Connie?
757 00:43:50 I'm telling you, Dick.
758 00:43:52 LaRosa was murdered.
759 00:43:53 She was murdered.
760 00:43:54 I saw him in the hospital.
761 00:43:56 The same guy I saw shoot up the theater.
762 00:43:58 And I told you, Griswold,the theater case is closed.
763 00:44:02 Come on, Dick.
764 00:44:03 Wake up.
765 00:44:04 Something stinks here.
766 00:44:06 All right, first this ReginaldStewart guy just hands us
767 00:44:10 this supposed theater killer.
768 00:44:13 Then Reverend Snipes, whoLaRosa was investigating,
769 00:44:16 bails out the gang that attacked LaRosa.
770 00:44:19 And then the hospitaljust happens to mix up.
771 00:44:22 LaRosa's charts and kills her?
772 00:44:25 I'm telling you, Dick.
773 00:44:26 The guy who shot the theateris the guy who killed LaRosa.
774 00:44:29 And somehow Stuart and Snipes are involved.
775 00:44:32 Cut the crap, Griswold.
776 00:44:34 You're not fooling anybodybecause you stuck
777 00:44:36 to being a cop instead of dancing
778 00:44:38 around in your fairy suit noneof this would have happened.
779 00:44:41 LaRosa's dead because of you, asshole.
780 00:44:47 Cut it out.
781 00:44:48 Cut it out.
782 00:44:50 Cut it out.
783 00:44:52 Now look, we're all upset about Connie.
784 00:44:56 Yesterday the commissioner callsme to take a bite out of my ass
785 00:45:01 the size of Brooklyn because one of my men
786 00:45:02 is running around harassingReginald Stewart.
787 00:45:07 Look I've got newspapers all over my ass
788 00:45:08 about a vigilante cop.
789 00:45:09 This is it, Harry.
790 00:45:11 This is the last warning.
791 00:45:12 There will be no more makeup, no more of kimonos,
792 00:45:15 and no more chop sticks.
793 00:45:18 So you're just going to leave Snipes alone.
794 00:45:20 Harry?
795 00:45:21 Harry get the hell out.
796 00:45:22 Get the hell out.
797 00:45:23 Get the hell out.
798 00:45:24 Jesus Christ.
799 00:45:30 Something had to be done.
800 00:45:31 Snipes had to be dealt with.
801 00:45:35 Brothers and sisters.
802 00:45:37 Brothers and sisters, let me here an amen.
803 00:45:40 Amen.
804 00:45:42 Hallelujah.
805 00:45:43 The good Lordthanks you for your generosity.
806 00:45:45 Preach the word.
807 00:45:47 Your money will help payfor the legal defense
808 00:45:51 of these innocent young victimsof the wealthy elite who
809 00:45:55 run this city.
810 00:45:57 Now I'm not going to ask you where
811 00:46:00 you got all those watchesand jewelry that you so
812 00:46:05 generously gave to our church.
813 00:46:11 Boy, this stuff is coming in hot and heavy.
814 00:46:13 And there's plenty more out there.
815 00:46:15 Let me hear an amen.
816 00:46:17 Amen.
817 00:46:20 We must be strong againstthe scourge of crime.
818 00:46:24 Hallelujah.
819 00:46:26 We must be strong againstthe scourge of racists.
820 00:46:31 But most of all we must bestrong against the scourge
821 00:46:35 of drugs.
822 00:46:36 Tell the word of God.
823 00:46:38 Beware the dealers of drugsfor they are everywhere.
824 00:46:43 Why some of those vultures arestanding across the street
825 00:46:46 peddling their poison even now.
826 00:46:48 In fact, one of them iswearing a big red hat.
827 00:46:52 Red like the devil.
828 00:46:54 You can't miss him.
829 00:47:22 Reverend?
830 00:47:23 Sergeant Harry Griswold.
831 00:47:26 I want to ask you some questions.
832 00:47:28 My people have been harassedenough by you and your storm
833 00:47:31 trooper detectives.
834 00:47:33 I have nothing to say.
835 00:47:38 Well then I'll talk, because Ithink it's pretty damn strange
836 00:47:42 that these maggots you're defending
837 00:47:44 attacked a police officerthat was investigating you.
838 00:47:48 And now she's dead.
839 00:47:51 How dare you come into my...I mean, the Lord's house,
840 00:47:57 and accuse me.
841 00:47:59 I have more lawyers thanyou got fingers, Junior.
842 00:48:07 Sure you're upset over the accidental death
843 00:48:12 of a fellow officer.
844 00:48:14 I understand.
845 00:48:17 But from what I hear, shewas dressed pretty hot.
846 00:48:22 Maybe she was in the park looking
847 00:48:24 for little action, detective.
848 00:48:29 Ah!
849 00:48:36 Stay back.
850 00:48:38 I can't be responsible forwhat's going to happen.
851 00:48:40 Oh, that's it.
852 00:48:44 Kabuki spirit?
853 00:48:45 Come on down.
854 00:48:54 Stay back.
855 00:48:55 He's turning into that guy inthe striped bathrobe again.
856 00:48:59 Ah!
857 00:49:09 All right.
858 00:49:15 Nobody move.
859 00:49:17 Watch him there.
860 00:49:18 He's crazy.
861 00:49:19 You bastard!
862 00:49:21 You killed LaRosa.
863 00:49:24 Now I'm going to get you.
864 00:49:27 Don't kill me.
865 00:49:28 I'll give you anything you want.
866 00:49:30 I'll give you drugs.
867 00:49:32 I'll give you women.
868 00:49:34 I'll give you my seasontickets to the Giants.
869 00:49:37 What do you want?
870 00:49:39 I want you!
871 00:49:46 Quit clowning with us, Asshole.
872 00:49:48 I'm warning you.
873 00:49:50 I'll use my chopsticks.
874 00:50:10 Where did the clown go?
875 00:50:12 Police emergency, kid.
876 00:50:14 I need to commandeer this vehicle.
877 00:50:18 Now.
878 00:50:27 Here.
879 00:50:33 Shut up and stop punching me.
880 00:50:35 Come on!
881 00:50:59 Oh my!
882 00:51:00 No!
883 00:51:01 Lord!
884 00:51:01 What the hell are you doing, boys?
885 00:51:06 Hey, what's the matter with you?
886 00:51:14 Oh, the tricycle.
887 00:51:19 Unicycle?
888 00:51:20 This will do.
889 00:51:22 Excuse me.
890 00:51:23 Pardon me. Pardon me.
891 00:51:24 Excuse me. Pardon me.
892 00:51:25 Pardon me.
893 00:51:26 Excuse me.
894 00:51:34 Excuse me.
895 00:51:35 Excuse me.
896 00:51:36 Get out of the way.
897 00:51:37 Get out.
898 00:51:39 Oh, my God.
899 00:51:40 Look out.
900 00:51:45 Oh, my God.
901 00:52:04 Shut up, lady.
902 00:52:12 He's in the alley.
903 00:52:13 Cut him off.
904 00:52:23 Woh!
905 00:52:41 Kids, cheer up.
906 00:52:42 Coco the clown will be here any minute.
907 00:52:44 I payed full price in advance.
908 00:52:45 I know he's coming.
909 00:52:46 So cheer up.
910 00:52:47 Come on, kids.
911 00:52:56 Bring your gun.
912 00:52:58 You see this cute, little thing?
913 00:52:59 Come on now.
914 00:53:00 Look!
915 00:53:01 I payed a lot of money forthese noise makers, you guys.
916 00:53:04 That stupid clown was supposedto be here a half an hour ago.
917 00:53:09 I knew I should have used Mr.Stella the magician.
918 00:53:14 Look, look, here he comes.
919 00:53:16 Well at least he's hurrying.
920 00:53:18 Kids!
921 00:53:19 Kids, it's clown.
922 00:53:20 Kids, look.
923 00:53:21 I hate clowns.
924 00:53:23 You're going to have some fun.
925 00:53:25 Nancy Nicerson said thatwhen you first got here
926 00:53:28 you would do your act nextto the little birthday girl.
927 00:53:30 And that you would bring out thetoy and poodle Now I don't...
928 00:53:38 Happy Birthday!
929 00:54:21 Awesome party!
930 00:54:22 Where did you get all the guns?
931 00:54:32 Wait a minute.
932 00:54:33 I don't have my safety belt on.
933 00:54:35 Come on with that, you weenie.
934 00:54:38 Stop!
935 00:54:39 In the name of the law.
936 00:54:40 There's a clown on the windshield.
937 00:54:43 Do something about it.
938 00:54:45 Woh!
939 00:54:50 Get rid of him.
940 00:54:51 We can't see.
941 00:54:52 Come on.
942 00:54:53 Swerve.
943 00:55:26 Woh!
944 00:55:30 Get off!
945 00:55:32 Get rid of him!
946 00:55:33 Get off!
947 00:55:37 Good to see you, Captain Bender.
948 00:55:39 And I hope they catch the bastards
949 00:55:41 that stole your three shirts.
950 00:55:42 Well that's four shirts.
951 00:55:44 But don't worry about it, Herb.
952 00:55:45 I got my best man on it, Harry Griswold.
953 00:55:48 Pull it over.
954 00:55:50 He wants you to pull it over.
955 00:55:52 You know, pull it over.
956 00:55:54 Yeah, I'll take care of the bozo.
957 00:55:57 Woh!
958 00:55:59 He's still there.
959 00:56:00 Do something.
960 00:56:02 Oh no!
961 00:56:04 He's using silly string.
962 00:56:07 Now we really can't see!
963 00:56:12 Once again, thank you very much.
964 00:56:13 Thank you. Thank you.
965 00:56:14 Get him off.
966 00:56:15 Whoa.
967 00:56:16 Get him.
968 00:56:17 I can't see.
969 00:56:21 Take care.
970 00:56:22 Have a good day.
971 00:56:35 Look what youmade me do, you weenie.
972 00:56:40 What did you do to the care, you weenie?
973 00:56:43 You're the driver.
974 00:56:44 Cops.
975 00:56:46 Let's get out of here.
976 00:56:47 Good thing I had my safety belt on.
977 00:56:54 Oh my head.
978 00:56:55 Oh, God.
979 00:56:57 What is this?
980 00:56:58 What the Hell?
981 00:57:00 Oh, God.
982 00:57:02 What did you do to me?
983 00:57:06 Mr. Goldberg?
984 00:57:06 Detective Harry Griswold.
985 00:57:09 I need to ask you a few questions
986 00:57:10 about the shirt robberies.
987 00:57:16 Now where the shirts inboxes or on hangers?
988 00:57:18 Or?
989 00:57:19 Freeze.
990 00:57:21 Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
991 00:57:22 It's me.
992 00:57:23 It's me, Harry Griswold.
993 00:57:25 Harry Griswold?
994 00:57:26 I know Harry.
995 00:57:26 I said... Holy shit.
996 00:57:28 It is Griswold.
997 00:57:30 Griswold what the hell are you doing here?
998 00:57:32 What did you do?
999 00:57:40 I'm innocent.
1000 00:57:41 I didn't... I didn't do it.
1001 00:57:45 Nice dissolve, huh?
1002 00:57:50 Harry, you're suspended.
1003 00:57:51 Suspended?
1004 00:57:52 Look, Harry.
1005 00:57:53 Look, I tried to warn you.
1006 00:57:59 But this clown thing is the last straw.
1007 00:58:03 I've got Snipes pressingcharges against you.
1008 00:58:06 These damn matches.
1009 00:58:08 Thank you.
1010 00:58:21 Let me help you, Captain.
1011 00:58:25 Not to mention a kid who tellsme that you stole his tricycle.
1012 00:58:31 Reginald Stuart is bent out of shape.
1013 00:58:34 The newspapers are using youto make a laughingstock
1014 00:58:36 of the entire force.
1015 00:58:42 Turn that damn thing off.
1016 00:58:47 But Snipes?
1017 00:58:48 Forget him.
1018 00:58:51 Harry, forget about Snipes.
1019 00:58:54 Look, you know if it was up tome I'd give you another chance.
1020 00:58:59 I'd give you another shot.
1021 00:59:01 But the words coming downfrom the top this time,
1022 00:59:03 and... give me your gunand give me you shield.
1023 00:59:08 Give this thing a chance to cool down, OK?
1024 00:59:21 I'm sorry, Harry.
1025 00:59:27 OK, sothings had gotten out of hand.
1026 00:59:30 There was only one thingleft to do, go see Lotus.
1027 00:59:34 I figured maybe she couldturn things around for me.
1028 00:59:49 I didn't notice you had a butler.
1029 00:59:56 Excuse me?
1030 00:59:58 Howdy.
1031 01:00:11 How are you doing?
1032 01:00:16 Listen, I'm sorry about my behavior before.
1033 01:00:22 You're right.
1034 01:00:24 I do need to learn how tocontrol whatever this thing
1035 01:00:27 that's happening to me is.
1036 01:00:29 Oh, look, all gone.
1037 01:00:35 Yummy worms.
1038 01:00:37 Tasted just like chicken.
1039 01:00:39 So what's with the monkey?
1040 01:00:42 His name is Toyota.
1041 01:00:47 He was born in the backseat of a 2000 ZT.
1042 01:00:50 I like a dog face monkeythat has an appreciation
1043 01:00:53 for expensive sports cars.
1044 01:00:56 Please remove your shoes and Toyota will
1045 01:00:58 bring you a change of clothing.
1046 01:01:00 Clothing What size?
1047 01:01:07 Please join me in meditation.
1048 01:01:12 Oh, yeah, well all right.
1049 01:01:14 All right.
1050 01:01:15 OK.
1051 01:01:20 Whoa.
1052 01:01:21 Oh!
1053 01:01:22 This is kind of a rush.
1054 01:01:24 Please close your eyes andconcentrate, detective.
1055 01:01:27 Ohm.
1056 01:01:31 She'll be comingaround the mountain
1057 01:01:33 when she comes.
1058 01:01:34 When she comes.
1059 01:01:36 She'll be coming around themountain when she comes.
1060 01:01:40 She'll be coming around the mountain
1061 01:01:42 when... oh, a little foot massage?
1062 01:01:45 Very nice.
1063 01:01:47 You know, your hands feel a little rough.
1064 01:01:49 Sort of like rope.
1065 01:01:51 Hey.
1066 01:01:52 Hey, what are you doing.
1067 01:01:53 Hey!
1068 01:01:54 Let me down.
1069 01:01:55 It is important that weestablish an effective teacher
1070 01:01:57 pupil relationship.
1071 01:01:59 If we had more time we could build
1072 01:02:01 the foundations of the relationship
1073 01:02:03 on mutual respect and trust.
1074 01:02:05 As it is, it will be easierto work with fear and pain.
1075 01:02:12 Hee-Yah!
1076 01:02:15 What the hell did you do that for?
1077 01:02:17 To get your attention.
1078 01:02:21 Your first lesson willdevelop your patience,
1079 01:02:24 concentration, and endurance.
1080 01:02:32 Now I want you to separate the rice
1081 01:02:34 into brown, white, and yellow piles
1082 01:02:36 and then count every grain.
1083 01:02:38 Are you out of you mind?
1084 01:02:39 Cut me down from here right now.
1085 01:02:42 Ee-ha!
1086 01:02:45 Please begin to separate andcount the rice, detective.
1087 01:02:48 The bamboo can withstand moreblows than your nether regions.
1088 01:02:52 All right. All right.
1089 01:02:53 OK.
1090 01:02:54 OK.
1091 01:02:55 Oh, all right.
1092 01:02:56 One white grain.
1093 01:03:00 One yellow grain.
1094 01:03:02 One brown grain.
1095 01:03:04 Two white grain.
1096 01:03:08 Grains of yellow rice.
1097 01:03:11 And 1,846 grains of brown rice.
1098 01:03:20 Very good.
1099 01:03:21 That only took you five hours.
1100 01:03:24 Concentration and focusare the key to harnessing
1101 01:03:26 your Kabukiman powers.
1102 01:03:29 Now let's see if you cando it in three hours.
1103 01:03:38 Look, I told you I am aching all over.
1104 01:03:42 I got a headache this big.
1105 01:03:43 I can't imagine why.
1106 01:03:45 My nether regions aresomewhere in South Jersey.
1107 01:03:48 And on top of that youruined my appetite for rice.
1108 01:03:52 I'm going home!
1109 01:03:53 But we must complete your training.
1110 01:03:55 Lady, off of me, OK?
1111 01:03:57 Look you're not thrilledabout me being your Kabuki,
1112 01:04:00 whatever, well I'm not thatthrilled about it myself.
1113 01:04:04 I'm afraid you don't understand.
1114 01:04:06 The evil one will soon knowwho you are, if he does not
1115 01:04:08 already.
1116 01:04:09 If you are not prepared bythe time the Dragon gets...
1117 01:04:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1118 01:04:13 And the monkey's and the jaguar's will
1119 01:04:15 jump rope and go to brunch.
1120 01:04:17 Could you just once say something
1121 01:04:19 that doesn't sound like youjust flew in from Pluto.
1122 01:04:23 Clearly you have no comprehension
1123 01:04:24 of the scope of your mission.
1124 01:04:26 The evil one never sleeps.
1125 01:04:28 You must be ready foran attack at any time.
1126 01:04:31 Oh, I'm ready to attack my pillow.
1127 01:04:37 I have tried in vain reasonwith you, Japanese style.
1128 01:04:41 Now I must resort to American style Hee-ya!
1129 01:04:49 I'm warning you.
1130 01:04:50 I don't want to have to hit you.
1131 01:04:54 That's it.
1132 01:04:59 I'm sorry. I...
1133 01:05:00 Hi-ya!
1134 01:05:17 The way to a man's brain isthrough his nether regions.
1135 01:05:21 You win.
1136 01:05:27 I don't get my jolliesbeating up women, you know?
1137 01:05:34 All right, I'll do what you want.
1138 01:05:38 Very well.
1139 01:05:39 Kabuki tradition.
1140 01:05:43 American tradition, one for good luck.
1141 01:05:50 Our revels now our ended.
1142 01:05:53 The time is almost upon us.
1143 01:05:56 Soon there will be no stopping us.
1144 01:06:00 But in the meantime, wemust be very, very careful.
1145 01:06:03 The first thing we must do is to move
1146 01:06:04 everything out of the church.
1147 01:06:07 Now I know this cop, Griswold,has been suspended,
1148 01:06:10 but I've dealt with histype many time before.
1149 01:06:14 He will never, never leave us alone.
1150 01:06:17 Griswold must be eliminated.
1151 01:06:19 Everyone associated withGriswold must be eliminated.
1152 01:06:23 Then, and only then, willeverything be in order.
1153 01:06:27 Only then will we emerge triumphant.
1154 01:06:35 Kabukiman's spiritual powers come
1155 01:06:37 from mastering the haiku's.
1156 01:06:39 What's that?
1157 01:06:39 Karate?
1158 01:06:40 No, it's a classical formof Japanese poetry, you turkey.
1159 01:06:45 Please read the haiku on the first page.
1160 01:06:52 Cherry = on the hill, whensinging to blossoms my soul
1161 01:06:55 is called home.
1162 01:06:57 You will achieve harmony of the body
1163 01:06:59 and mind by mastering thesimple, yet perfect form.
1164 01:07:04 You know, I couldn't help butnotice when we were beating
1165 01:07:07 the crap out of each other thatyou have a simple yet perfect
1166 01:07:12 form yourself.
1167 01:07:15 Please, we do not have time flirtation.
1168 01:07:18 The haiku, Harry.
1169 01:07:20 You called me Harry.
1170 01:07:22 Please, the haiku, concentrate.
1171 01:07:30 Cherry tree on hill, windsinging to the blossoms,
1172 01:07:35 my soul is called home.
1173 01:07:37 Cherry tree on hill, windsinging to the blossoms,
1174 01:07:41 my soul is called home.
1175 01:07:44 Cherry tree on hill, windsinging to the blossoms,
1176 01:07:50 my soul is called home.
1177 01:07:52 Cherry tree on hill, windsinging to the blossoms,
1178 01:07:57 my soul is called home.
1179 01:07:59 Cherry tree on hill,singing to the blossoms,
1180 01:08:04 my soul is called home.
1181 01:08:07 There you go, buddy.
1182 01:08:09 Get yourself a cup of coffee.
1183 01:08:11 Well done.
1184 01:08:13 Now you must learn to understandand control your powers.
1185 01:08:18 Look around you.
1186 01:08:19 What do you see?
1187 01:08:21 I see... I see crime.
1188 01:08:24 I see poverty.
1189 01:08:28 I see evil everywhere.
1190 01:08:30 I see a power elite of corporate money
1191 01:08:34 mongers controlling our brainsand our destiny's while they
1192 01:08:38 dismantle the sacred foundationsof the bill of rights.
1193 01:08:42 Oh, say can you see!
1194 01:08:49 I think we have work to do.
1195 01:08:51 Come on.
1196 01:08:53 Whoa.
1197 01:08:58 My pursuit of truth, justice
1198 01:09:00 and the kabuki way had begone.
1199 01:09:23 Tell all you congressmanfriends that if they meddle
1200 01:09:26 with the National Endowment for the Arts
1201 01:09:27 they'll have me, Kabukiman, to deal with.
1202 01:09:48 So you pimps and hookerswant to roll in the hay?
1203 01:09:51 Well how about a sushi roll?
1204 01:10:30 Oh, my God!
1205 01:10:32 Isn't it gorgeous? It's lovely.
1206 01:10:33 I can't get enough of it.
1207 01:10:34 Don't touch it.
1208 01:10:35 Ooh, let me play with it.
1209 01:11:13 Come on.
1210 01:11:14 Get moving.
1211 01:11:15 The boss wants his stuff movedto the Steward Pandex stocks
1212 01:11:19 in Tromaville.
1213 01:11:20 You got the lion's cage?
1214 01:11:22 Banana's for the monkey?
1215 01:11:24 After morning of crime
1216 01:11:26 fighting I like to comehome to a nice lunch
1217 01:11:28 of fresh sea urchin, you know?
1218 01:11:31 Please excuse the mess.
1219 01:11:32 It looks like a bomb hit it.
1220 01:11:40 Lotus?
1221 01:11:42 Lotus?
1222 01:11:43 Are you all right?
1223 01:11:48 That's it.
1224 01:11:50 First LaRosa, now you almost got killed.
1225 01:11:53 You may think I'm a champion ofgood for the whole universe,
1226 01:11:55 but this is something that I have to take
1227 01:11:57 care of for me, Harry Griswold.
1228 01:12:17 Harry, watch out!
1229 01:13:04 Thank you. Thank you.
1230 01:13:05 Thank you.
1231 01:13:09 You're such a weenie.
1232 01:13:11 Can't you be around me without touching me?
1233 01:13:20 Hello, you weenie.
1234 01:13:24 Stop touching me!
1235 01:13:26 That's the crazy cop dude with chopsticks.
1236 01:13:28 No! No!
1237 01:13:29 No!
1238 01:13:34 Where is Snipes?
1239 01:13:37 Who are you?
1240 01:13:41 I'm Kabukiman.
1241 01:13:55 It's Jughead, he's in trouble.
1242 01:13:57 What has that weenie got himself into?
1243 01:13:59 Watch the truck.
1244 01:14:00 You guys come on.
1245 01:14:06 Smile, you're on Kabuki camera.
1246 01:14:15 Oh no.
1247 01:14:17 I guess I am a weenie after all.
1248 01:14:27 It's over, Kabukiman.
1249 01:14:29 I'm sure your fans willbe a little disappointed.
1250 01:15:04 It's cocktail hour.
1251 01:15:05 I hope you like Molotov.
1252 01:15:13 Get him!
1253 01:15:34 The score is twozip, but you're mine now.
1254 01:15:45 Jump!
1255 01:15:47 Jump?
1256 01:15:48 Go ahead.
1257 01:15:48 Jump!
1258 01:15:50 What are you nuts?
1259 01:15:52 What are you afraid of?
1260 01:15:53 Breaking my neck.
1261 01:15:54 Don't be such a sissy.
1262 01:15:56 I'm not a sissy.
1263 01:15:58 I'm scared of heights, all right?
1264 01:15:59 Look Kabukiman has the power to fly.
1265 01:16:02 But a grenade in the stomach?
1266 01:16:04 I'm not so sure.
1267 01:16:18 All right!
1268 01:16:32 Fly slowly.
1269 01:16:33 You do not have your superhero learners permit yet.
1270 01:16:50 We got winds coming in from the North.
1271 01:16:52 Barometric pressure rising.
1272 01:16:54 Oh, foggy conditions ahead.
1273 01:17:00 So, counselor, by cutting a deal with you
1274 01:17:03 my sleazy client, whowe both know is guilty,
1275 01:17:07 walks away Scot-free.
1276 01:17:09 Probably to kill again, butnot in our neighborhood.
1277 01:17:16 I don't feel very good.
1278 01:17:19 What's wrong?
1279 01:17:21 I've never flown before.
1280 01:17:23 I usually take the train.
1281 01:17:25 Once again we both profitat society's expense.
1282 01:17:30 You're not going to be ill, are you?
1283 01:17:33 No, no.
1284 01:17:34 No, no.
1285 01:17:47 Well, counselor, I guess lunchat the bar association is off.
1286 01:17:57 I guess I had a little toomuch sea urchin for lunch.
1287 01:18:00 Since myflight prematurely departed.
1288 01:18:03 I thought I'd drop Lotus offand head back to the church
1289 01:18:06 to pick up another passenger.
1290 01:18:08 Let me see.
1291 01:18:09 I got to pick up my airplane ticket.
1292 01:18:11 I got my passport.
1293 01:18:12 And I'm getting the hell out of here.
1294 01:18:15 Going somewhere, Reverend?
1295 01:18:27 Let me go!
1296 01:18:28 Let me go!
1297 01:18:30 Please, let me go!
1298 01:18:31 I'll do anything you want.
1299 01:18:33 Anything!
1300 01:18:34 What's the matter with you?
1301 01:18:35 Are you crazy?
1302 01:18:37 Help me!
1303 01:18:38 He's crazy!
1304 01:18:39 Oh, Jesus!
1305 01:18:46 I don't know anything.
1306 01:18:48 Oh, yeah?
1307 01:18:50 See that over there?
1308 01:18:52 It's the beautiful empire state building.
1309 01:18:54 And if I were to drop you over that point
1310 01:18:56 just right you would get acrash course in proctology.
1311 01:19:00 You don't start talking I'm going
1312 01:19:02 to make yakitori out of you.
1313 01:19:04 Get my point, Snipes?
1314 01:19:12 All right.
1315 01:19:13 All right.
1316 01:19:14 I'll talk.
1317 01:19:16 Reginald Stuart, he's the one you want.
1318 01:19:18 He's the one who got thatlady cop killed, not me.
1319 01:19:20 It was Reginald Stuart.
1320 01:19:23 Snipes confessed everything.
1321 01:19:25 I wish you could haveseen the look on his face
1322 01:19:27 when I had him hanging overthe Empire State Building.
1323 01:19:32 Anyway, I've got it all here on tape.
1324 01:19:37 There's enough here to put himand Stuart away for life.
1325 01:19:40 That is wonderful.
1326 01:19:42 You have done so well in such a short time.
1327 01:19:45 The evil one must be fearful of you.
1328 01:19:48 It's only because if you.
1329 01:19:50 Without you around my powers are useless.
1330 01:19:52 You are the champion, Harry.
1331 01:19:54 Not I. To you and Kabukiman.
1332 01:22:01 Kabukiman-San Jo.
1333 01:22:08 I'll be back.
1334 01:22:14 I'm taking this to the cops.
1335 01:22:18 Whoa.
1336 01:22:26 Z Morning Zoo.
1337 01:22:27 Ross Britten of the zoo crew.
1338 01:22:29 Coach Mike you had aspecial astronomy alert?
1339 01:22:30 Yeah, good news
1340 01:22:31 for the star watchers.
1341 01:22:32 Tonight there will be a veryrare celestial occurrence.
1342 01:22:34 The Draconus Hoopus will bevisible for the the first time
1343 01:22:37 in a thousand years.
1344 01:22:39 Hey, Mario, turn thatradio off and get your gun.
1345 01:22:42 The boss is coming.
1346 01:22:55 Mr. Stuart we're all ready.
1347 01:22:57 We got the tiger and we haven't fed him.
1348 01:23:00 Just like you said.
1349 01:23:01 We're taking him out for exercise
1350 01:23:02 to make him even hungrier.
1351 01:23:04 Good.
1352 01:23:05 He's good and hungry.
1353 01:23:07 And what have we in this cage?
1354 01:23:09 Now this is the jaguarand he's been trained to have
1355 01:23:12 a monkey ride on his back.
1356 01:23:14 OK, well now, as for the monkey, we
1357 01:23:16 tried to get a regularmonkey but this lemur
1358 01:23:19 is the only kind of monkeythat can ride side saddle.
1359 01:23:22 Ok. A lemuris in the monkey family.
1360 01:23:24 And soon the dragon will dancethrough the hoop of Jupiter.
1361 01:23:29 Whoa!
1362 01:23:43 I thought I left that open.
1363 01:23:46 Huh?
1364 01:23:52 Honey, I'm home.
1365 01:23:56 Hi, honey.
1366 01:23:57 I missed you.
1367 01:24:06 My hair!
1368 01:24:11 What have you done with Lotus?
1369 01:24:14 By now your new bile,little friend is being
1370 01:24:19 seasoned for the tiger's feast.
1371 01:24:38 You're getting weakerwithout her, Kabukipig.
1372 01:24:52 Faggot super hero.
1373 01:24:57 Your powers are uselesswithout a woman's love.
1374 01:25:00 All you need is love.
1375 01:25:09 What are you going to donow, Detective Griswold?
1376 01:25:15 What any good cop would do.
1377 01:25:23 You're not going to shoot me are you?
1378 01:25:28 You're under arrest.
1379 01:25:31 You have the right to remain silent.
1380 01:25:37 Anything you say can andwill be used against you
1381 01:25:40 in the court of law.
1382 01:25:42 You have the right to an attorney.
1383 01:25:51 Or an undertaker.
1384 01:25:56 Oh, Lotus.
1385 01:26:00 I can't seem to do it without her.
1386 01:26:02 Power?
1387 01:26:27 Lotus?
1388 01:26:29 Its OK, pal, we'll find Lotus.
1389 01:26:30 LOTUS.
1390 01:26:31 Oh, you got a suggestion?
1391 01:26:35 What do you... what do you got there?
1392 01:26:40 What?
1393 01:26:50 Come on.
1394 01:26:50 Let's go.
1395 01:26:52 Come on.
1396 01:26:57 You sure she's in here?
1397 01:26:59 You better not be sendingme on a wild goose chaise.
1398 01:27:02 This better not be a bananafactory or you're dog meat.
1399 01:27:05 I'm here walking aroundwith a monkey on my back.
1400 01:27:09 I don't believe this.
1401 01:27:12 All right, we're going in there.
1402 01:27:19 Car!
1403 01:27:22 Yeah, we'll hide here.
1404 01:27:35 Ooh, she's dressed pretty hot.
1405 01:27:37 Is the tiger ready?
1406 01:27:39 Easy boy.
1407 01:27:40 Dinner will be served very soon, you hungry little tiger.
1408 01:27:43 Bring the new bile.
1409 01:27:44 Soon it will be time.
1410 01:27:47 No!
1411 01:27:49 New bile.
1412 01:27:53 Tie her up.
1413 01:27:54 Tie her up.
1414 01:27:59 That's fine.
1415 01:28:00 Thank you very much.
1416 01:28:03 So Lotus, we meet at last.
1417 01:28:06 And let me say, my dear, thatyou are twice as beautiful
1418 01:28:09 as I thought you'd be.
1419 01:28:11 As you know, dear.
1420 01:28:12 Today marks the end of Mercury's journey.
1421 01:28:15 In just a few short moment the dragon will
1422 01:28:17 dance through the hoop of Jupiter,
1423 01:28:18 the monkey will ride the jaguar.
1424 01:28:20 And how does the rest that legend go?
1425 01:28:25 Aw, yes.
1426 01:28:27 The tiger will feast on the new bile.
1427 01:28:30 And let me tell you, dear.
1428 01:28:31 They don't come muchmore new bile than you.
1429 01:28:37 You bitch.
1430 01:28:38 You'll get yours.
1431 01:28:53 Hey, Jack, getting readyfor the tiger's feast.
1432 01:28:55 I hear you have been tryingto instruct this detective.
1433 01:28:57 Griswold in how to assume thepowers of the great Kabukiman.
1434 01:29:02 It was a nice try, darling.
1435 01:29:03 But Detective Griswold is dead.
1436 01:29:07 That's right.
1437 01:29:08 My Rembrandt never fails.
1438 01:29:10 He is an artist of death.
1439 01:29:35 Toyota, get the gun.
1440 01:29:40 Detective Griswold was nothingbut a clumsy, cheap, low payed
1441 01:29:43 detective in a $9.00 suit.
1442 01:29:49 You know how to use one of these?
1443 01:29:51 Take this with you.
1444 01:29:53 All right.
1445 01:29:55 There's a couple of gorillas out there.
1446 01:29:58 I want you to go around back,you get the two out there.
1447 01:30:00 I'm going to go this way.
1448 01:30:02 All right?
1449 01:30:09 Harry.
1450 01:30:10 Oh, get them, Harry.
1451 01:30:11 Oh, get them, Harry.
1452 01:30:13 Oh.
1453 01:30:14 Oh.
1454 01:30:15 Harry.
1455 01:30:17 You're alive!
1456 01:30:18 Harry!
1457 01:30:19 Harry.
1458 01:30:32 Oh, Harry.
1459 01:30:34 Lotus, are you all right?
1460 01:30:40 Wait a minute, guy.
1461 01:30:41 I've got something you're going to love.
1462 01:30:47 Hurry up.
1463 01:30:56 Give it to me.
1464 01:30:57 Give it to me.
1465 01:31:04 I'm out of bullets.
1466 01:31:05 Shows over, Kabukiman.
1467 01:31:15 FREEZE Stuart.
1468 01:31:16 Don't think about it.
1469 01:31:19 Put your hands up slowly.
1470 01:31:20 Slowly.
1471 01:31:22 Put them up.
1472 01:31:23 Joseph Hernandez.
1473 01:31:26 Let's go to work with your carJoseph's put that garment down
1474 01:31:30 and get the handcuffs on him.
1475 01:31:33 Harry?
1476 01:31:34 You all right?
1477 01:31:43 We got everything we need toput Snipes and Stuart away.
1478 01:31:46 You did good work.
1479 01:31:51 All right, up against the fence.
1480 01:31:53 You have the right to remain silent.
1481 01:32:01 What the hell?
1482 01:32:02 Get the tiger.
1483 01:32:04 We'll use Felicia.
1484 01:32:05 She's even more new bile. She'll work.
1485 01:32:07 Let the feast begin.
1486 01:32:08 No!
1487 01:32:13 No!
1488 01:32:15 No!
1489 01:32:33 It has begun.
1490 01:32:36 The tiger feast on the new bile.
1491 01:32:41 It has begun.
1492 01:32:54 The time has come.
1493 01:32:57 My time has come.
1494 01:33:19 The evil one.
1495 01:33:26 Harry!
1496 01:33:28 Harry.
1497 01:33:30 Harry?
1498 01:34:05 Harry!
1499 01:34:11 I think the new bile fulfilled the prophecy
1500 01:34:15 Harry?
1501 01:34:16 Harry?
1502 01:34:17 He's in the larvae state.
1503 01:34:20 And now I'll just worm myway into my little cocoon.
1504 01:34:43 Harry, wake up.
1505 01:34:46 He's turning into the evil one.
1506 01:35:09 Harry?
1507 01:35:13 Come on!
1508 01:35:14 Hurry.
1509 01:35:15 The evil one is here.
1510 01:35:16 You must become the Kabukiman.
1511 01:35:37 Only two things remain.
1512 01:35:39 The monkey must ride the jaguarand the dragon must dance
1513 01:35:42 through the hoop of Jupiter.
1514 01:35:43 Look, it's happening.
1515 01:35:47 See the dragon, don't you?
1516 01:35:49 Here let me help.
1517 01:35:53 You see?
1518 01:35:54 It's just like at the planetarium.
1519 01:36:03 The dragon dances throughthe hoop of Jupiter!
1520 01:36:20 The evil one has arrived.
1521 01:36:22 Now it's up to you.
1522 01:36:25 Harry?
1523 01:36:26 Harry?
1524 01:36:28 What the Hell is this?
1525 01:36:28 What's going on?
1526 01:36:29 Get back. Get back.
1527 01:36:31 Take Lotus.
1528 01:36:32 Get back.
1529 01:36:32 Dick, get out of the way.
1530 01:36:39 Kabukiman.
1531 01:36:52 Toyota no!
1532 01:36:55 Get away from the jaguar.
1533 01:37:02 No!
1534 01:37:12 No!
1535 01:37:13 Don't ride the jaguar.
1536 01:37:18 Lotus, come back here now.
1537 01:37:26 You crazy monkey.
1538 01:37:27 You mustn't ride the jaguar.
1539 01:37:33 You're finished, evil one.
1540 01:37:34 The monkey did not ride the jaguar.
1541 01:37:36 No!
1542 01:37:41 Harry!
1543 01:37:45 No!
1544 01:37:52 Harry!
1545 01:38:23 Easy, easy, easy.
1546 01:38:24 All right.
1547 01:38:24 We got you.
1548 01:38:25 All right, we got you.
1549 01:38:30 I'm tired.
1550 01:38:31 I'm... I'm going home.
1551 01:38:33 Griswold?
1552 01:38:38 I can explain.
1553 01:38:39 I don't want to know.
1554 01:38:41 What I do know is thatyou're off suspension
1555 01:38:45 and you're on vacation as of right now.
1556 01:38:53 Let's go, partner.
1557 01:38:54 So Harry, I mean Kabukiman, youhave at least another thousand
1558 01:39:00 years before the nexttime the dragon dances
1559 01:39:02 through the hoop of Jupiter.
1560 01:39:03 So what are you going to dowith the rest of your time?
1561 01:39:06 Well I'd like to clean my apartment.
1562 01:39:09 Do a little laundry, maybe.
1563 01:39:11 And take some flying lessons.
1564 01:39:15 Look, up in the sky!
1565 01:39:17 It's a flying reptile.
1566 01:39:18 No, it's a fixed wing supersonic sleuth bomber.
1567 01:39:21 No, no, no.
1568 01:39:22 You're thinking of a stealth bomber.
1569 01:39:24 No, it's a man in a striped bathrobe.
1570 01:39:27 A man in a striped bathrobe?
1571 01:39:34 No, good citizens, it's
1572 01:39:36 me, Sergeant Kabukiman, NYPD
1573 01:39:42 Harry, watch out for that pigeon.
1574 01:39:46 Lotus, help me!
1575 01:39:47 Do something.
1576 01:39:48 Oh, my God.
1577 01:39:49 We're going to crash.
