变身国王 The Emperor s New Groove(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:34 Will you take a look at that?
2 00:00:35 Pretty pathetic, huh?
3 00:00:37 Well, you'll never believe this,
4 00:00:38 but that llama you're looking atwas once a human being.
5 00:00:42 And not just any human being.
6 00:00:43 That guy was an emperor.
7 00:00:45 A rich, powerful ball of charisma.
8 00:00:47 Oh, yeah!
9 00:00:50 This is his story.
10 00:00:51 Well, actually my story.
11 00:00:54 That's right. I'm that llama.
12 00:00:56 The name is Kuzco...
13 00:00:59 Emperor Kuzco.
14 00:01:01 I was the world's nicest guy,and they ruined my life for no reason.
15 00:01:05 Is that hard to believe?
16 00:01:07 Look, I tell you what.You go back aways...
17 00:01:09 You know, before I was a llama,and this will all make sense.
18 00:01:13 All right, now see,that's a little too far back.
19 00:01:16 Look at me!
20 00:01:17 That's me as a baby.
21 00:01:23 All right, let's move ahead.
22 00:01:42 Yeah.
23 00:01:43 There are despots and dictators
24 00:01:45 Political manipulators
25 00:01:48 There are blue bloodswith the intellects of fleas
26 00:01:52 There are kings and catty tyrants
27 00:01:54 Who are so lacking in refinements
28 00:01:57 They'd be better suitedswinging from the trees
29 00:02:01 He was born and raised to rule
30 00:02:03 No one has ever been as cool
31 00:02:06 In a thousand years of aristocracy
32 00:02:10 An enigma and a mystery
33 00:02:13 In Mesoamerican history
34 00:02:15 The quintessenceof perfection that is he
35 00:02:20 Okay, this is the real me. Not this.
36 00:02:22 This. Not this.
37 00:02:23 Winner! Loser.
38 00:02:26 Okay, see this palace?Everyone in it is at my command.
39 00:02:29 Check this out.
40 00:02:30 Butler.
41 00:02:32 Chef.
42 00:02:34 Theme song guy.
43 00:02:36 Yeah!
44 00:02:37 He's the sovereign lord of the nation
45 00:02:39 He's the hippest cat in creation
46 00:02:42 He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z
47 00:02:46 And this perfect world will spin
48 00:02:48 Around his every little whim
49 00:02:51 'Cause this perfect worldbegins and ends with
50 00:02:54 Me.
51 00:02:55 What's his name?
52 00:02:56 Kuzco
53 00:02:59 That's his name
54 00:03:01 Kuzco
55 00:03:02 He's the king of the world
56 00:03:05 Kuzco
57 00:03:07 Is he hip or what?
58 00:03:08 Kuzco
59 00:03:10 Yeah
60 00:03:16 You threw off my groove!
61 00:03:18 I'm sorry, but you've thrown offthe emperor's groove.
62 00:03:22 Sorry!
63 00:03:25 You were saying?
64 00:03:26 What's his name?Kuzco
65 00:03:29 Kuzco
66 00:03:36 That's his name
67 00:03:40 Is he hip or what?
68 00:03:43 Don't you knowhe's the king of the world?
69 00:03:49 Yeah
70 00:03:56 Boom, baby!
71 00:03:58 Your Highness,it is time for you to choose your bride.
72 00:04:00 All righty.
73 00:04:02 Trot out the ladies.
74 00:04:04 Let's take a look-see.
75 00:04:06 Hate your hair. Not likely.
76 00:04:10 And let me guess.You have a great personality.
77 00:04:14 Is this really the best you could do?
78 00:04:16 Yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...
79 00:04:18 What is he babbling about?
80 00:04:20 He's like the thingthat wouldn't shut up.
81 00:04:23 Anyway, still wonderingabout that llama in the opening?
82 00:04:27 Well, let me show you the peopleresponsible for ruining my life.
83 00:04:32 First, there's Pacha.
84 00:04:35 Excuse me.I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
85 00:04:37 You see, I got this summons...
86 00:04:39 Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.Just follow the signs.
87 00:04:44 Great. Thanks a lot.
88 00:04:47 And don't be fooledby the folksy peasant look.
89 00:04:52 Pardon me. That's mine.
90 00:04:53 Here you go.
91 00:04:54 - Thank you.- You're welcome.
92 00:04:58 Hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me...
93 00:05:00 - You're so very kind.- What happened?
94 00:05:02 Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.
95 00:05:05 - What?- His groove!
96 00:05:06 The rhythm in which he lives his life,his pattern of behavior.
97 00:05:09 I threw it off,
98 00:05:10 and the emperor had methrown out the window.
99 00:05:13 Really? I'm supposed to see him today.
100 00:05:15 Don't throw off his groove!
101 00:05:17 Okay.
102 00:05:18 Beware the groove.
103 00:05:20 Hey, are you gonna be all right?
104 00:05:21 Groove.
105 00:05:23 You see what I mean?
106 00:05:25 This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is,
107 00:05:28 he is nothing comparedto what's coming up next.
108 00:05:30 And why have you come here today?
109 00:05:33 Well... Your Highness...I mean, Your Grace.
110 00:05:36 Okay, gang.Check out this piece of work.
111 00:05:39 This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor,
112 00:05:42 living proof that dinosaursonce roamed the Earth.
113 00:05:45 And let's not forgetYzma's right-hand man.
114 00:05:47 Every decade or soshe gets a new one.
115 00:05:49 This year's model is called Kronk.
116 00:05:54 Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
117 00:05:58 Yep, that's Kronk.
118 00:06:00 Now lately, Yzma'sgotten into this bad habit
119 00:06:03 of trying to run the countrybehind my back,
120 00:06:06 and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
121 00:06:08 It is no concern of minewhether your family has...
122 00:06:11 What was it again?
123 00:06:13 Food.
124 00:06:15 You really should have thought of thatbefore you became peasants.
125 00:06:18 We're through here.Take him away. Next!
126 00:06:21 But I... Okay.
127 00:06:28 The nerve of some of those peasants?
128 00:06:30 Tell me about it.
129 00:06:32 Hi there.
130 00:06:34 Your Highness.
131 00:06:39 You were doing it again.
132 00:06:40 Doing? Doing... Doing what?
133 00:06:43 Doing my job.
134 00:06:44 I'm the emperor,and you're the emperor's advisor.
135 00:06:47 - Remember that?- But, Your Highness,
136 00:06:49 I was only dealing withmeaningless peasant matters.
137 00:06:53 Look at these wrinkles.
138 00:06:56 What is holding this woman together?
139 00:06:59 What the...How long has that been there?
140 00:07:02 Good thinkin', Yzma.What do you say, Kuzco?
141 00:07:05 No touchy!
142 00:07:06 No touchy. No touch.
143 00:07:08 Excuse me, Your Highness.The village leader is here to see you.
144 00:07:11 Great. Send him in.
145 00:07:13 And by the way, you're fired.
146 00:07:14 Fired?
147 00:07:16 What do you mean, fired?
148 00:07:18 How else can I say it?
149 00:07:19 You're being let go,your department's being downsized,
150 00:07:22 you're part of an outplacement,we're going in a different direction,
151 00:07:25 we're not picking up your option...Take your pick. I got more.
152 00:07:28 But I... You...
153 00:07:32 But... But, Your Highness,
154 00:07:34 I have been nothingif not loyal to the empire
155 00:07:36 for many, many years.
156 00:07:39 Hey, hey, everybody hits their stride.
157 00:07:42 You just hit yours 50 years ago.
158 00:07:45 So, who's in my chair?
159 00:07:48 I know! Yzma.
160 00:07:50 Yzma's in your chair, right?
161 00:07:52 Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.
162 00:07:54 Got it!
163 00:07:57 Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
164 00:08:00 I'm okay. I'm fine.
165 00:08:06 Okay. Show him in.
166 00:08:12 Afternoon, Your Highness.
167 00:08:13 I'm herebecause I received a summons...
168 00:08:15 Hey, there he is! My main village man.
169 00:08:18 Pacha.
170 00:08:20 Anyway, I got this summons...
171 00:08:21 Pacha.
172 00:08:23 That's right.You are just the man I wanted to see.
173 00:08:26 I am?
174 00:08:27 Word on the street isyou can fix my problem.
175 00:08:31 You can fix my problem, can't you?
176 00:08:34 Sure. I'll do what I can.
177 00:08:36 Good, good.That's just what I wanted to hear.
178 00:08:39 Are you aware of just how importantyour village is to the empire?
179 00:08:42 Well, I know we grow the cropsthat you use here at the palace.
180 00:08:45 We also herd the llamas that you...
181 00:08:51 My village?
182 00:08:52 Yeah.
183 00:08:53 You got a pretty sweet little setup thereon top of that hill, don't you?
184 00:08:58 Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltopfor the last six generations.
185 00:09:04 So tell me, where do you findyou get the most sun?
186 00:09:08 I'd say just on the other sideof those trees.
187 00:09:12 When the sun hits that ridge just right,these hills sing.
188 00:09:17 Well, that settles it.
189 00:09:18 - Really?- Yep. Problem solved.
190 00:09:20 Thanks for coming.
191 00:09:22 That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
192 00:09:24 I just needed an insider's opinionbefore I okay'd this spot for my pool.
193 00:09:30 Your pool?
194 00:09:32 Welcome to Kuzcotopia,
195 00:09:34 my ultimate summer getawaycomplete with water slide.
196 00:09:38 - What?- Isn't it great?
197 00:09:40 It's my birthday gift to me.
198 00:09:42 I'm so happy.
199 00:09:47 I don't understandhow this could happen.
200 00:09:49 Well, let me clear it up for you.
201 00:09:51 At my birthday celebration tomorrow,I give the word,
202 00:09:54 and your town will be destroyed
203 00:09:56 to make way for this...
204 00:10:04 So, if I were you, I'd pick up somechange-of-address forms
205 00:10:06 on the way home.
206 00:10:07 But, where will we live?
207 00:10:11 Don't know, don't care. How's that?
208 00:10:14 But wait. You can't...
209 00:10:19 When I give the word,
210 00:10:21 your little town thingy will be bye-bye.
211 00:10:25 Bye-bye!
212 00:10:27 Wait. No...
213 00:10:30 Yeah. Everything was goin' my way.
214 00:10:34 Or so I thought.
215 00:10:36 He can't get rid of me that easily.
216 00:10:38 Who does that ungratefullittle worm think he is?
217 00:10:42 Does he... A little to the left.
218 00:10:45 Have any idea of who he's dealing with?
219 00:10:48 How could he do this to me?Why, I practically raised him.
220 00:10:53 Yeah, you think hewould've turned out better.
221 00:10:55 Yeah, go figure.
222 00:10:56 Well, it's betteryou're takin' out your anger
223 00:10:58 on these things insteadof the real Kuzco?
224 00:11:02 That's it, Kronk! That's it!
225 00:11:04 I'll get rid of Kuzco.
226 00:11:07 The real Kuzco?
227 00:11:09 Of course the real Kuzco.
228 00:11:11 Don't you see? It's perfect.
229 00:11:13 With him out of the wayand no heir to the throne,
230 00:11:16 I'll take over and rule the empire.
231 00:11:19 Brilliant!
232 00:11:21 So how does that workwith you bein' fired and all?
233 00:11:23 The only ones who knowabout that are the three of us,
234 00:11:26 soon to be the two of us.
235 00:11:28 And I'm one of those two, right?
236 00:11:30 To the secret lab!
237 00:11:33 Pull the lever, Kronk.
238 00:11:36 Wrong lever!
239 00:11:39 Why do we even have that lever?
240 00:11:43 Get out of my way!
241 00:11:47 Please remain seated
242 00:11:48 and keep your arms and legsin at all times.
243 00:11:52 Faster, faster!
244 00:11:54 Yzma, put your hands in the air!
245 00:12:04 How shall I do it?
246 00:12:06 I know.
247 00:12:07 I'll turn him into a flea,
248 00:12:09 a harmless little flea,
249 00:12:11 and then I'll put that flea in a box,
250 00:12:13 and then I'll put that boxinside of another box,
251 00:12:15 and then I'll mail that box to myself,
252 00:12:17 and when it arrives...
253 00:12:19 I'll smash it with a hammer!
254 00:12:22 It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!
255 00:12:24 Genius, I say!
256 00:12:31 Or, to save on postage,
257 00:12:32 I'll just poison him with this.
258 00:12:35 Take it, Kronk.
259 00:12:37 Feel the power.
260 00:12:40 I can feel it.
261 00:12:41 Our moment of triumph approaches.
262 00:12:45 It's dinner time.
263 00:12:56 So, is everything ready for tonight?
264 00:12:59 Yeah. I thought we'd start offwith soup and a light salad
265 00:13:02 and then see how we feel after that.
266 00:13:03 Not the dinner...
267 00:13:05 The you-know...
268 00:13:07 Right. The poison...
269 00:13:09 The poison for Kuzco,
270 00:13:10 the poison chosenspecially to kill Kuzco,
271 00:13:13 Kuzco's poison.
272 00:13:15 - That poison?- Yes! That poison.
273 00:13:17 Got you covered.
274 00:13:18 Excellent.
275 00:13:20 A few drops in his drink,then I'll propose a toast,
276 00:13:23 and he will be dead before dessert.
277 00:13:25 Which is a real shame,because it's gonna be delicious.
278 00:13:28 Boom, bam, baby!
279 00:13:30 Let's get to the grub.
280 00:13:31 I am one hungry king of the world.
281 00:13:35 So, no hard feelings about being let go?
282 00:13:39 None whatsoever.
283 00:13:42 Kronk, get the emperor a drink.
284 00:13:46 Drink. Right.
285 00:14:04 Your Highness.
286 00:14:07 Is something burning?
287 00:14:09 My spinach puffs!
288 00:14:17 So, he seems nice.
289 00:14:21 He is.
290 00:14:24 He's what, in his late 20s?
291 00:14:28 I'm not sure.
292 00:14:30 Saved 'em!
293 00:14:31 - That's great.- Great!
294 00:14:32 - Good job.- Very good job.
295 00:14:34 Watch it. They're still hot.
296 00:14:39 Kronk. The emperor needs his drink.
297 00:14:43 Right. Right.
298 00:14:54 Hey, Kronky,everything okay back there?
299 00:14:57 Well...
300 00:15:01 The drinks were a bit on the...
301 00:15:06 Warm side.
302 00:15:08 Hey, did you see that sky today?Talk about blue.
303 00:15:12 Yes, Kronk.
304 00:15:13 Riveting.
305 00:15:14 A toast to the emperor!
306 00:15:17 Long live Kuzco!
307 00:15:20 Don't drink the wine.
308 00:15:22 Poison.
309 00:15:30 Tasty.
310 00:15:33 Finally!
311 00:15:35 Good work, Kronk.
312 00:15:36 They're so easy to make.I'll get you the recipe.
313 00:15:38 Now to get rid of the body.
314 00:15:42 Okay! What were we saying?
315 00:15:45 We were just making a toast
316 00:15:47 to your long and...
317 00:15:50 Healthy rule.
318 00:15:52 Right. So what are you gonna do?
319 00:15:55 I mean, you've beenaround here a long time,
320 00:15:58 and I really mean a long time.
321 00:16:01 It might be difficultfor someone of your age
322 00:16:05 adjusting to life in the private sector.
323 00:16:07 Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal?Be a friend?
324 00:16:12 Now, about you finding new work...
325 00:16:13 Hit him on the head.
326 00:16:15 That's gonna be tough.
327 00:16:16 More broccoli?
328 00:16:17 Because you're... You know.
329 00:16:19 Let's face it. You're no spring chicken,
330 00:16:22 and I mean thatin the best possible way.
331 00:16:26 What? A llama?
332 00:16:27 He's supposed to be dead!
333 00:16:29 Yeah, weird.
334 00:16:32 Let me see that vial.
335 00:16:37 This isn't poison.
336 00:16:39 This is extract of llama.
337 00:16:44 You know, in my defense,your poisons all look alike.
338 00:16:46 You might think aboutrelabeling some of them.
339 00:16:48 Take him out of townand finish the job now!
340 00:16:53 What about dinner?
341 00:16:54 Kronk, this is kind of important.
342 00:16:58 How about dessert?
343 00:17:00 Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
344 00:17:03 And coffee?
345 00:17:04 All right. A quick cup of coffee.
346 00:17:06 Then take him out of townand finish the job!
347 00:17:16 Guess where I am right now.
348 00:17:19 In the bag.
349 00:17:20 Still think I'm not the victim here?Watch. It gets better.
350 00:17:24 Hey!
351 00:17:26 He's doing his own theme music?
352 00:17:38 Big, dumb, and tone deaf.
353 00:17:41 I am so gladI was unconscious for all of this.
354 00:17:47 Mission accomplished.
355 00:18:01 You're not just gonna let himdie like that, are you?
356 00:18:03 My shoulder angel.
357 00:18:05 Don't listen to that guy.
358 00:18:06 He's trying to lead youdown the path of righteousness.
359 00:18:10 I'm gonna lead youdown the path that rocks.
360 00:18:13 - Come off it.- You come off it!
361 00:18:15 - You.- You.
362 00:18:16 - You.- You infinity.
363 00:18:19 Listen up, big guy.
364 00:18:20 I got three good reasons whyyou should just walk away.
365 00:18:23 Number one... Look at that guy!
366 00:18:25 He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
367 00:18:27 We've been through this.It's a harp, and you know it.
368 00:18:30 Right. That's a harp...
369 00:18:33 And that's a dress.
370 00:18:34 Robe!
371 00:18:35 Reason number 2.
372 00:18:37 Look what I can do.
373 00:18:39 But, what does thathave to do with anything?
374 00:18:41 No, no. He's got a point.
375 00:18:43 Listen, you guys.
376 00:18:45 You're sort of confusing me, so begone!
377 00:18:48 Uh, or, you know.However I get rid of you guys.
378 00:18:51 That'll work.
379 00:19:14 What's with the chimp and the bug?
380 00:19:16 Can we get back to me?
381 00:19:20 Oh, boy. Think, think, think.
382 00:19:22 What to do, what to do?What do we do with the body?
383 00:19:31 What am I gonna tell the village?
384 00:19:34 Come on, Kronky.Come on, Kronky. Okay.
385 00:19:36 What do I do? What do I do?
386 00:19:44 Back! Elbow! Shoulder!
387 00:19:54 Hey! Hey, you!Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me.
388 00:19:57 Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me.Sorry about that.
389 00:19:59 Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart!
390 00:20:03 This is not good.
391 00:20:06 Hope that doesn't come backto haunt me.
392 00:21:00 Mom, Mom! I think I'm still growing!
393 00:21:02 Measure me again!
394 00:21:04 All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see.
395 00:21:06 Mom, you and I both knowthat it's impossible for him
396 00:21:09 to have grown in the last five minutes.
397 00:21:12 Isn't it?
398 00:21:14 Look how much you've grown!
399 00:21:16 What? Tipo, get out of the way.It's my turn again. Measure me.
400 00:21:20 Dad's home!
401 00:21:23 Hey!
402 00:21:25 Come here.
403 00:21:29 Dad! I ate a bug today!
404 00:21:32 Was Mom baking again?
405 00:21:33 Don't tell her I said that.
406 00:21:35 I heard that.
407 00:21:36 Okay, everybody, move aside.
408 00:21:38 Lady with a baby comin' through.
409 00:21:40 Dad, Dad, Dad! Look at how big I am!
410 00:21:43 We were all measured today.
411 00:21:46 I'm going through a growth spurt.
412 00:21:47 I'm as big as you werewhen you were me.
413 00:21:50 Sure are.
414 00:21:51 That's not as impressiveas my loose tooth. See?
415 00:21:56 Okay, okay, you two.
416 00:21:57 Our deal was that you could stay awakeuntil Daddy came home.
417 00:22:00 Now say good night.
418 00:22:03 Dad, do we have to?
419 00:22:08 No, you two can stay up.
420 00:22:10 We're just gonna be sittin'here tellin' each other
421 00:22:12 how much we love each other.
422 00:22:14 Right, honey?
423 00:22:17 Good night.
424 00:22:19 So what did the emperor want?
425 00:22:22 You know what? He couldn't see me.
426 00:22:24 - Couldn't see you? Why not?- I don't know.
427 00:22:27 Well, that's just rude.
428 00:22:28 Well, he is the emperor.I'm sure he's busy.
429 00:22:31 No, no, no, no. No.
430 00:22:32 Emperor or no emperor,it's called common courtesy.
431 00:22:35 Honey...
432 00:22:36 If that were me,I'd march right back there
433 00:22:37 and demand to see him,and you know I would.
434 00:22:39 Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
435 00:22:41 Pacha, I'm fine.This baby's not coming for a while,
436 00:22:44 but even if it was,I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
437 00:22:47 That kind of behavior just...
438 00:22:51 I gotta go wash something.
439 00:23:08 Pacha? You okay?
440 00:23:12 Yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip.
441 00:23:16 I'm gonna go put Misty away.
442 00:23:31 Hi. Excuse me.
443 00:23:32 Two seconds here.
444 00:23:34 I'm the one in the cart. Remember?
445 00:23:36 This story's about me, not him.
446 00:23:39 Okay. You got it? All right.
447 00:23:40 We're gonna move ahead.Sorry to slow you down.
448 00:24:00 Where'd you come from, little guy?
449 00:24:03 No touchy.
450 00:24:05 Demon llama!
451 00:24:06 Demon llama? Where?
452 00:24:11 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
453 00:24:15 My head.
454 00:24:17 Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy.
455 00:24:20 I mean you no harm.
456 00:24:23 What are you talking about...
457 00:24:25 Wait. I know you.
458 00:24:27 You're that whiny peasant.
459 00:24:30 Emperor Kuzco?
460 00:24:31 Yeah. Who do you thinkyou were talkin' to?
461 00:24:35 How did...
462 00:24:38 You don't...
463 00:24:39 Look like the emperor.
464 00:24:41 What do you meanI don't look like the emperor?
465 00:24:44 Do this...
466 00:24:45 What is this, some kind of little gameyou country folk like to...
467 00:24:49 It can't be!
468 00:24:54 My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!
469 00:24:57 - Okay, okay, okay.- I'm an ugly, stinky llama!
470 00:24:59 Wait, okay, Your Majesty.
471 00:25:00 Llama face!
472 00:25:02 What happened?
473 00:25:05 I'm tryin' to figure that out, okay?
474 00:25:10 I can't remember.I can't remember anything.
475 00:25:14 Wait a minute.
476 00:25:15 I remember you.
477 00:25:16 I remember telling youthat I was building my pool
478 00:25:19 where your house was,and then you got mad at me.
479 00:25:24 And you turned me into a llama!
480 00:25:26 What? No, I did not.
481 00:25:28 Yes, and then you kidnapped me.
482 00:25:29 Why would I kidnap a llama?
483 00:25:31 I have no idea.You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
484 00:25:34 What?
485 00:25:36 You're right.That's giving you way too much credit.
486 00:25:40 Okay. I have to get back to the palace.
487 00:25:42 Yzma's got that "secret lab. "
488 00:25:45 I'll just snap my fingersand order her to change me back.
489 00:25:48 Hey, you. No time to waste. Let's go.
490 00:25:55 Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body.Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
491 00:26:01 Build your summerhousesomewhere else.
492 00:26:04 You want to run that by me again?
493 00:26:08 I can't let you go backunless you change your mind
494 00:26:11 and build your summerhome somewhere else.
495 00:26:16 I got a little secret for you.Come here. No, closer.
496 00:26:20 I don't make deals with peasants!
497 00:26:23 Then I guess I can't take you back.
498 00:26:26 Fine. I don't need you.
499 00:26:27 I can find my own way back.
500 00:26:29 I wouldn't recommend it.
501 00:26:30 It's a little dangerousif you don't know the way.
502 00:26:33 Nice try, pal.
503 00:26:34 No, really. I'm telling you,there are jaguars and snakes
504 00:26:37 - and quicksand.- I'm not listening.
505 00:26:39 I'm not kidding.Listen, you cannot go in there.
506 00:26:44 Still not listening.
507 00:26:47 You...
508 00:26:48 Fine. Fine.
509 00:26:50 Go ahead!
510 00:26:52 If there's no Kuzco,there's no Kuzcotopia.
511 00:26:55 Takes care of my problem.
512 00:27:12 Scary jungle. Right.
513 00:27:14 A leaf. It might attack me.
514 00:27:17 It's a scary tree. I'm afraid.
515 00:27:22 Please. Never find my way?I'm the emperor, and as such,
516 00:27:25 I'm born with an innatesense of direction.
517 00:27:30 Okay, where am I?
518 00:27:35 What...
519 00:27:36 Help me! Help me!
520 00:27:38 Help me!
521 00:27:42 Too late.
522 00:27:44 Okay, that was the freakiest thingI've ever seen.
523 00:27:55 What do you want?
524 00:27:58 For me?
525 00:28:00 Why, I don't know what to say.
526 00:28:04 Hit the road, Bucky.
527 00:28:28 No, no. No, no, no, no.
528 00:28:30 No, no. No, don't.
529 00:28:43 No!
530 00:29:03 You killer jaguars...
531 00:29:31 Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha.You're safe now.
532 00:29:38 Maybe I'm just newto this whole rescuing thing,
533 00:29:41 but this, to me,
534 00:29:43 might be consideredkind of a step backwards,
535 00:29:45 - wouldn't you say?- No, no, no. It's okay.
536 00:29:47 This is all right.
537 00:29:48 We can figure this out.
538 00:29:52 I hate you.
539 00:29:54 No!
540 00:30:20 I don't know about you,but I'm getting all funned out.
541 00:30:25 Don't tell me.We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
542 00:30:28 - Yep.- Sharp rocks at the bottom?
543 00:30:29 Most likely.
544 00:30:31 Bring it on.
545 00:31:04 Your Highness.
546 00:31:06 Your Highness, can you hear me?
547 00:31:09 Oh, boy. Come on, breathe.
548 00:31:12 Breathe!
549 00:31:15 Why me?
550 00:31:25 All right.
551 00:31:38 For the last time, it was not a kiss.
552 00:31:42 Well, whatever you call it...
553 00:31:45 It was disgusting.
554 00:31:47 And if you would've done whatI ordered you to do in the first place,
555 00:31:50 we all could've been sparedyour little kiss of life.
556 00:31:56 But now that you're here,you will take me back to the palace.
557 00:31:59 I'll have Yzma change me back,
558 00:32:01 and then I'll start constructionon Kuzcotopia.
559 00:32:04 Yeah.
560 00:32:05 Okay, now, look,I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
561 00:32:10 I just think if you really thought about it,
562 00:32:12 you'd decide to build your homeon a different hilltop.
563 00:32:15 And why would I do that?
564 00:32:18 Because...
565 00:32:20 Deep down, I think you'll realize
566 00:32:21 that you're forcing an entire villageout of their homes just for you.
567 00:32:25 And that's...
568 00:32:27 Bad?
569 00:32:29 Well, yeah.
570 00:32:31 Nobody's that heartless.
571 00:32:36 Now take me back.
572 00:32:37 What? Wait, wait.How can you be this way?
573 00:32:40 All you care aboutis building your summer home
574 00:32:42 and filling it with stuff for you.
575 00:32:43 Yeah. Me.
576 00:32:45 Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
577 00:32:47 You're the only one that doesn'tseem to be with the program,
578 00:32:50 Pacha?
579 00:32:51 You know what? Someday,you're going to wind up all alone,
580 00:32:55 and you'll have no oneto blame but yourself.
581 00:32:57 Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
582 00:32:59 Now, for the final time, I order youto take me back to the palace.
583 00:33:04 Looks to me like you're stuck out here,
584 00:33:06 because unless you change your mind,I'm not taking you back.
585 00:33:12 Because unless you change your mind,I'm not taking you back.
586 00:33:15 Me, me, me.
587 00:33:19 What? I didn't do anything. I didn't...
588 00:33:22 Somebody's throwing stuff.
589 00:33:23 You going to build a fire or what?What's going on?
590 00:33:27 He's never going to change his mind.
591 00:33:31 How am I ever going to get out of here?
592 00:34:01 And so, it is with great sadness
593 00:34:05 that we mourn the sudden departureof our beloved prince...
594 00:34:10 Taken from us so tragically
595 00:34:12 on the very eve of his 18th birthday.
596 00:34:15 Poor little guy.
597 00:34:17 His legacy will live on in our hearts...
598 00:34:19 He never had a chance.
599 00:34:20 For all eternity.
600 00:34:24 Well, he ain't gettin' any deader.
601 00:34:27 Back to work.
602 00:34:42 Kronk, darlin',
603 00:34:43 I must admit you had me worriedwhen you mixed up those poisons,
604 00:34:48 but now that Kuzco is dead,all is forgiven.
605 00:34:52 Yeah, yeah. He's...
606 00:34:54 He's dead, all right.
607 00:34:56 I mean, you can't get much deaderthan he is right now.
608 00:35:00 Unless, of course, we killed him again.
609 00:35:03 I suppose.
610 00:35:05 Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.
611 00:35:09 Kronk...
612 00:35:10 I should tell you right nowI'm kind of hard to fit.
613 00:35:12 Kronk...
614 00:35:13 I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.
615 00:35:16 Kuzco is dead, right?
616 00:35:19 Tell me Kuzco's dead.
617 00:35:21 I need to hear these words.
618 00:35:24 Do you need to hearall those words exactly?
619 00:35:27 He's still alive?
620 00:35:29 Well, he's not as deadas we would've hoped.
621 00:35:31 Kronk...
622 00:35:33 I just thought I'd give you the heads-upin case Kuzco ever came back.
623 00:35:36 He can't come back!
624 00:35:38 Yeah. That would be kind of awkward,especially after that lovely eulogy.
625 00:35:42 You think?
626 00:35:43 You and I are going out to find him.If he talks, we are through!
627 00:35:47 Now let's move!
628 00:35:49 Dad, look out!
629 00:35:52 Tipo, what is it?
630 00:35:53 I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log
631 00:35:56 and was careening out of controldown a raging river of death!
632 00:35:59 All right, all right, it's okay.
633 00:36:01 - It was awful!- It's okay, it's okay. Tipo, calm down.
634 00:36:04 It was just a dream.
635 00:36:05 Your dad's fine.He just went back to see the emperor.
636 00:36:11 Like you told him to,'cause you're always right.
637 00:36:14 That's right.
638 00:36:15 Well, in my dream,Dad had to kiss a llama.
639 00:36:17 Yeah, like that would ever happen.
640 00:36:19 It could.
641 00:36:26 Good night, you two.
642 00:36:27 - Night, Mom!- Night, Mom!
643 00:36:41 Hey.
644 00:36:47 Thanks.
645 00:36:51 No problem.
646 00:36:54 Feels like wool.
647 00:36:55 Yeah.
648 00:36:57 Alpaca?
649 00:36:58 Yeah, it is.
650 00:37:00 Yeah, I thought so.
651 00:37:02 It's nice.
652 00:37:04 My wife made it.
653 00:37:05 She knits?
654 00:37:07 Crochets.
655 00:37:08 Crochets? Nice.
656 00:37:11 Thanks.
657 00:37:18 So...
658 00:37:20 So, I was thinking thatwhen I got back to the city,
659 00:37:24 we'd...
660 00:37:25 I mean, there's lots of hilltops,and maybe I might, you know...
661 00:37:29 I might...
662 00:37:31 Are you saying...
663 00:37:34 You've changed your mind?
664 00:37:35 Well, I...
665 00:37:37 Because you know that means you'redoing something nice for someone else.
666 00:37:42 No, I know that. I know.
667 00:37:43 And you're all right with that?
668 00:37:45 Yes.
669 00:37:53 What?
670 00:37:57 Don't shake unless you mean it.
671 00:38:07 All right.
672 00:38:10 Let's get you back to the palace.
673 00:38:13 By the way, thanks.
674 00:38:16 No...
675 00:38:17 Thank you.
676 00:38:32 Okay. Once we cross this bridge,it's only an hour to the palace.
677 00:38:35 Good, because believe it or not,I think I need a bath.
678 00:38:37 I believe it.
679 00:38:38 - What was that?- Nothing.
680 00:38:43 Kuzco!
681 00:38:46 Kuzco!
682 00:38:47 - Yeah?- Quick, help me up!
683 00:38:51 No. I don't think I will.
684 00:38:53 You're going to leave me here?
685 00:38:54 Well, I was going to haveyou imprisoned for life,
686 00:38:56 but I kind of like this better.
687 00:38:58 I thought you were a changed man.
688 00:39:00 Come on. I had to say somethingto get you to take me back to the city.
689 00:39:03 So all of it was a lie?
690 00:39:05 Well, yeah. No, wait.
691 00:39:09 Yeah, yeah. It all was a lie.
692 00:39:12 Toodles.
693 00:39:13 We shook hands on it!
694 00:39:19 You know, the funny thingabout shaking hands is...
695 00:39:22 You need hands.
696 00:39:24 Okay. Buh-bye.
697 00:39:28 Are you okay? Are you all right?
698 00:39:30 Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.
699 00:39:32 Good!
700 00:39:34 That's for going back on your promise!
701 00:39:37 Yeah. That's for kidnapping meand taking me to your village...
702 00:39:40 Which I'm still gonna destroy,by the way.
703 00:39:43 No touchy.
704 00:39:46 Why did I risk my lifefor a selfish brat like you?
705 00:39:48 I was always taught that therewas some good in everyone,
706 00:39:50 but, you proved me wrong.
707 00:39:53 Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
708 00:39:55 I could've let you dieout there in that jungle,
709 00:39:57 and then all my problemswould be over.
710 00:39:59 Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
711 00:40:01 Let's end this.
712 00:40:03 Ladies first.
713 00:40:30 What are we gonna do?
714 00:40:34 What are we gonna do?We're gonna die!
715 00:40:35 We're gonna die! That's it for me!
716 00:40:39 No, we're not. Calm down.
717 00:40:41 I have an idea. Give me your arm.
718 00:40:45 Okay, now the other one.
719 00:40:48 When I say go, push against my back,
720 00:40:51 and we'll walk up the hill. Ready?
721 00:40:54 Go.
722 00:40:56 You did that on purpose.
723 00:40:59 No, I didn't!
724 00:41:01 Now, we're gonna have to work togetherto get out of this, so follow my lead.
725 00:41:05 Ready?
726 00:41:06 - Right foot.- Whose right?
727 00:41:07 Your right or mine?
728 00:41:09 I don't care. Mine.
729 00:41:10 Well, why yours?
730 00:41:11 Okay, your right! Ready?
731 00:41:12 - Okay, got it.- Okay, right.
732 00:41:15 Left. Right.
733 00:41:18 Look, we're moving!
734 00:41:21 Don't look down! Now, stay with me.Stay with me.
735 00:41:24 Right. Left.
736 00:41:26 Right. Left.
737 00:41:28 Right. Left.
738 00:41:30 Right!
739 00:41:32 Now what, genius?
740 00:41:35 Working on it.
741 00:41:37 Okay, here's the deal.
742 00:41:39 Stretch out your neck,and I'll grab the rope.
743 00:41:42 How do I know you won't let me fallafter you grab the rope?
744 00:41:45 You're just gonna have to trust me!
745 00:41:51 You know, it's a good thingyou're not a big, fat guy,
746 00:41:54 or this would be really difficult.
747 00:41:58 Almost.
748 00:41:59 Got it!
749 00:42:01 It's stuck.
750 00:42:03 Take your time. No hurry here.
751 00:42:07 Scorpions!
752 00:42:09 Kuzco!
753 00:42:11 Oh, no!
754 00:42:43 Look out!
755 00:42:49 Yeah! Look at me and my bad self.
756 00:42:51 I snatched you right out of the air.
757 00:42:54 "I'm a crumbly canyon wall,and I'm taking you with me. "
758 00:42:58 Well, not today, pal.
759 00:43:02 You just saved my life.
760 00:43:07 So?
761 00:43:08 - I knew it.- Knew what?
762 00:43:09 That there is some good in you after all.
763 00:43:11 - Oh, no.- Admit it.
764 00:43:12 - Wrong.- Yes, there is.
765 00:43:14 I think there is.
766 00:43:15 Hey, you could've let me fall.
767 00:43:16 Come on, what's the big deal?Nobody's that heartless.
768 00:43:21 Don't read too much into it.It was a one-time thing.
769 00:43:25 Right. Sure.
770 00:43:27 Well, we better get going.
771 00:43:29 With that bridge out,it's a four-day walk to the palace.
772 00:43:33 What?You mean you're still taking me back?
773 00:43:35 I shook on it, didn't I?
774 00:43:37 Well, yeah, but I hope you realizethat doesn't change a thing.
775 00:43:40 I'm still building Kuzcotopiawhen I get back.
776 00:43:43 Well, four days is a long time.
777 00:43:45 Who knows?Maybe you'll change your mind.
778 00:43:48 Four days.
779 00:43:50 What are the chancesof you carrying me?
780 00:43:51 Not good.
781 00:43:55 No, no, no!
782 00:43:57 We've searched every villagesurrounding the palace
783 00:44:00 and still no sign of Kuzco.
784 00:44:02 Where is he?
785 00:44:04 Kronk!
786 00:44:05 Kronk here.
787 00:44:06 I'm getting tired. Pull over.
788 00:44:08 Sure thing. Kronk out.
789 00:44:21 Perfect.
790 00:44:23 These are my best shoes.
791 00:44:27 I hate this jungle.
792 00:44:32 Look.
793 00:44:33 A golden-throatedsmall-winged warbler.
794 00:44:35 Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
795 00:44:38 I am loving this.
796 00:44:48 Get away from me!
797 00:44:53 Yeah. Tell me about it.
798 00:44:56 No, no, it's not you.
799 00:44:58 She's not the easiest personto get close to.
800 00:45:00 There's a wall there. Trust me.
801 00:45:02 Are you talking to that squirrel?
802 00:45:05 I was a Junior Chipmunk.
803 00:45:07 I had to be versed inall the woodland creatures.
804 00:45:10 Please continue.
805 00:45:14 Why me? Why me?
806 00:45:17 Hey, it doesn't alwayshave to be about you.
807 00:45:20 This poor little guy has had it rough.
808 00:45:22 Seems a talking llamagave him a hard time the other day.
809 00:45:26 A talking llama? Do tell.
810 00:45:33 He doesn't really want to talk to you.
811 00:45:35 Well, then you ask him.
812 00:45:38 I hate being in the middle.
813 00:45:39 Squeaky,
814 00:45:41 squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.
815 00:45:45 Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.
816 00:45:55 Could you give us a little room here?
817 00:45:57 Sorry.
818 00:46:01 A little bit more, please.
819 00:46:04 How is this?
820 00:46:06 Yeah, that's good.
821 00:46:07 Now ask him which waythe talking llama went!
822 00:46:11 Squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
823 00:46:26 Low blood sugar, huh?
824 00:46:27 Yeah. It's a curse.
825 00:46:29 Well, as soon as we getsomething to eat,
826 00:46:30 you're walking the rest of the way.
827 00:46:44 Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,home of the mug...
828 00:46:49 Of meat. What'll it be?
829 00:46:53 We'll have two specials.Is that all right, dear?
830 00:46:56 Whatever you say, pumpkin.You know what I like.
831 00:47:00 We're on our honeymoon.
832 00:47:02 Bless you for coming out in public.
833 00:47:05 So that's two specials.
834 00:47:07 And an onion log. To split.
835 00:47:12 Ordering! I need two heartburnsand a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!
836 00:47:20 Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
837 00:47:22 When will you learnthat all my ideas are good ones?
838 00:47:25 That's funny,
839 00:47:26 because I thought you goinginto the jungle by yourself,
840 00:47:28 being chased by jaguars,
841 00:47:30 lying to meto take you back to the palace
842 00:47:32 were all really bad ideas.
843 00:47:33 Anything sounds badwhen you say it with that attitude.
844 00:47:37 Hot and crispy pill bugfor the happy couple.
845 00:47:46 Boy.
846 00:47:56 Here. Let me get that for you.
847 00:48:01 Where are you going?
848 00:48:02 I'm just going to slip into the kitchenand have a word with the chef.
849 00:48:05 You're gonna get us thrown out.
850 00:48:06 Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.
851 00:48:17 We've been walking around in circlesfor who knows how long.
852 00:48:20 That is the last timewe take directions from a squirrel.
853 00:48:24 I should have done away with Kuzcomyself when I had the chance.
854 00:48:30 You really gotta stopbeating yourself up about that.
855 00:48:36 I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
856 00:48:38 You using that fork there, pal?
857 00:48:41 Hey, don't I know you?
858 00:48:42 I don't think so.
859 00:48:43 - Wrestled you in high school?- Don't remember that.
860 00:48:46 Metal shop? I got it!
861 00:48:47 Miss Narca's interpretive dance,two semesters.
862 00:48:49 I was usually in the backbecause of my weak ankles.
863 00:48:51 Come on, pal.You gotta help me out here.
864 00:48:54 I don't think we've ever met,but I gotta go.
865 00:48:57 Don't worry. I'll think of it.
866 00:48:58 Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.
867 00:49:00 I'm not the only onethat thinks that, I'm sure.
868 00:49:03 Hey!
869 00:49:04 So I'm just checking to make sure
870 00:49:05 you're going to takethe main course up a notch.
871 00:49:07 Is there anything on this menuthat is not swimming in gravy?
872 00:49:11 Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
873 00:49:13 It's a simple question.
874 00:49:14 Is there or is there not anything edibleon this menu?
875 00:49:20 Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
876 00:49:23 Hey, pal, what's your policyon making special orders?
877 00:49:25 All right, buster, that's it!
878 00:49:27 You want a special order,then you make it! I quit!
879 00:49:30 Yeah, but I...
880 00:49:31 I try and I try, but there's no respectfor anyone with vision. That's it!
881 00:49:35 There's just nothing I can do about it!
882 00:49:37 Please don't go.
883 00:49:38 Three pork combos,extra bacon on the side,
884 00:49:40 two chili cheese samplers,a basket of liver and onion rings,
885 00:49:43 a catch of the day,and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
886 00:49:47 You got all that, honey?
887 00:49:49 Three oinkers wearing pants,plate of hot air,
888 00:49:50 basket of grandma's breakfast,and change the bull to a gill, got it.
889 00:49:53 What's going on?
890 00:49:54 No time to explain.We gotta get out of here.
891 00:49:57 What is he doing in there?
892 00:50:03 - Come on!- In a minute. I'm still hungry.
893 00:50:05 No, Kuzco!
894 00:50:07 Okay, I'll make it simple for you.
895 00:50:08 I'll have a spinach omeletwith wheat toast.
896 00:50:10 - You got it?- Can do.
897 00:50:12 What's taking so long?
898 00:50:15 - Pickup!- Kronk! What are you doing?
899 00:50:17 - Kinda busy here.- Why am I not surprised?
900 00:50:19 Your order's up!
901 00:50:22 Well, while you're at it,
902 00:50:24 make me the special.And hold the gravy!
903 00:50:26 Check. Pickup!
904 00:50:28 You know what? On second thought,make my omelet a meat pie.
905 00:50:30 Meat pie. Check.
906 00:50:31 Kronk!
907 00:50:33 Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
908 00:50:35 I'll have to charge you full price.
909 00:50:38 Hey, how about a sideof potatoes, my buddy?
910 00:50:39 You got it.Want cheese on those potatoes?
911 00:50:41 Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
912 00:50:43 - Cheddar spuds coming up.- Spuds yes, cheese no.
913 00:50:45 - Hold the cheese.- No, I want the cheese.
914 00:50:47 Cheese me no like.
915 00:50:48 - Cheese out.- Cheese in!
916 00:50:49 Come on, make up your mind!
917 00:50:50 Okay, okay, on second thought...
918 00:50:52 Make my potatoes a salad.
919 00:51:09 Excuse me.You see that woman over there?
920 00:51:13 No problem, hon.We do that all the time.
921 00:51:21 One, two, three, four...
922 00:51:22 Happy, happy birthdayFrom all of us to you
923 00:51:25 We wish it was our birthdaySo we could party, too
924 00:51:27 Happy, happy birthdayMay all your dreams come true
925 00:51:31 It's your birthday?
926 00:51:35 What are you doing?
927 00:51:37 Look, there's two peoplein there looking for you.
928 00:51:38 - What?- A big guy and a skinny old woman.
929 00:51:40 Wait. Was this womanscary beyond all reason?
930 00:51:43 - Yeah.- That's Yzma and Kronk! I'm saved!
931 00:51:46 Trust me, they're not here to save you.
932 00:51:48 They'll take me back to the palace.
933 00:51:49 Thanks for your help.You've been great.
934 00:51:51 I can take it from here.
935 00:51:52 You don't understand.They're trying to kill you.
936 00:51:55 Kill me? Their whole worldrevolves around me.
937 00:51:56 - No. I can't let you!- What? Wha...
938 00:52:00 I get it!
939 00:52:02 You don't want to take meback to the palace.
940 00:52:04 You want to keep mestranded out here forever.
941 00:52:06 No!
942 00:52:08 This has all been an act,and I almost fell for it.
943 00:52:09 Will you just listen to me...
944 00:52:11 No, no, you listen to me.All you care about is your stupid hilltop!
945 00:52:14 What?
946 00:52:15 You don't care about me.Now, just get out of here.
947 00:52:18 - Go!- But...
948 00:52:19 Go on! Get outta here!
949 00:52:21 Fine!
950 00:52:24 - This entire mess is all your fault.- What'd I do?
951 00:52:27 If you hadn't mixed up those poisons,Kuzco would be dead now!
952 00:52:31 There'll be no more diversions untilwe track that llama down and kill him!
953 00:52:36 Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go.
954 00:52:38 Not even on your birthday.
955 00:52:40 Kuzco must be eliminated.
956 00:52:42 The empire will finally berid of that useless slug.
957 00:52:45 You got a point.
958 00:52:47 Nobody really seems to carethat he's gone, do they?
959 00:52:53 Pacha!
960 00:52:58 Pacha?
961 00:53:38 So this is where you came in.
962 00:53:40 See, just like I said, I'm the victim here.
963 00:53:43 I didn't do anything,and they ruined my life
964 00:53:45 and took everything I had.
965 00:53:46 Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
966 00:53:48 What? I'm just telling themwhat happened.
967 00:53:50 Who you kidding, pal?
968 00:53:51 They saw the whole thing,they know what happened.
969 00:53:54 Well, yeah, but...
970 00:53:56 Just leave me alone.
971 00:54:26 The peasant at the diner!
972 00:54:30 He didn't pay his check.
973 00:54:43 He's the peasantwho I saw leaving the city
974 00:54:45 who disappeared into the crowdwith Kuzco on the back of his cart.
975 00:54:49 He must have taken himback to his village,
976 00:54:50 so if we find the village, we find him,and if we find him, we find Kuzco.
977 00:54:54 Yeah, it's all comin' together.
978 00:54:59 - Yzma!- What?
979 00:55:02 This had better be good!
980 00:56:10 So, there we were standing on the cliff,and the ground started to rumble.
981 00:56:14 And just as it started to go,he grabbed me before I fell.
982 00:56:18 Do you believe that?
983 00:56:20 You know, call me crazy for followingthis guy all the way out here,
984 00:56:23 but as much as he tries to deny it,I know there's some good in him.
985 00:56:27 Besides, I couldn't justleave him out here all alone.
986 00:56:31 He's a lousy llama.
987 00:56:33 I mean, a really lousy llama.
988 00:56:49 Hey, listen, Pacha, you know,
989 00:56:51 what I said to you back at the diner,that, I didn't really...
990 00:56:56 So, you tired of being a llama?
991 00:57:00 Yes!
992 00:57:04 Okay, we're just gonna stopat the house and get some supplies.
993 00:57:07 - Then we'll be on our way, right?- Right.
994 00:57:09 Hey there, Pacha.You just missed your relatives.
995 00:57:12 My relatives?
996 00:57:13 We just sent them up to your house.
997 00:57:15 What did they look like?
998 00:57:16 See, there was this big guyand this older woman who was...
999 00:57:20 How would you describe her?
1000 00:57:22 Scary beyond all reason.
1001 00:57:23 Yeah, that's it.
1002 00:57:25 So, remind me againhow you're related to Pacha?
1003 00:57:29 Why, I'm his third cousin's brother'swife's step-niece's great-aunt.
1004 00:57:34 Twice removed.
1005 00:57:38 Isn't that right, Kronk?
1006 00:57:39 Ninety-nine monkeysjumpin' on the bed
1007 00:57:42 One fell off and bumped his head
1008 00:57:45 You know, I am so sorrythat you had to come all this way,
1009 00:57:48 but as I said to you before,
1010 00:57:51 you may recall, Pacha is not here.
1011 00:57:53 I'll be sure and tell him you came by.
1012 00:57:56 Would you, please?That would be just great.
1013 00:58:01 Silly me.
1014 00:58:02 No, no. Allow me.
1015 00:58:09 She's hiding something.
1016 00:58:10 When I give the word,we search the house.
1017 00:58:12 Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.
1018 00:58:16 So, while we're waiting for Paca...
1019 00:58:19 - Pacha.- Yes.
1020 00:58:22 Perhaps we can have a tourof your lovely home.
1021 00:58:24 You know, why don't you just comeback when Pacha gets home?
1022 00:58:28 I'm sure he'd love to show you the...
1023 00:58:32 Excuse me, won't you?
1024 00:58:33 I think I left something in the oven.
1025 00:58:36 This is my variation of double-dutch.On the signal, we switch places.
1026 00:58:40 - Kronk, it's time!- Okay!
1027 00:58:44 So, we have to get back to the palace,find the lab, and change him back.
1028 00:58:47 Hi there!
1029 00:58:50 That was him.
1030 00:58:53 You know what?
1031 00:58:55 I don't believeyou're really my great-aunt.
1032 00:58:57 You're more like my great-great-great...
1033 00:58:59 Go. I'll stall them long enoughfor you two to get a head start.
1034 00:59:02 Thanks, honey.
1035 00:59:04 You have a lovely wife.They're both very pretty.
1036 00:59:07 Great-great-great...
1037 00:59:10 All right! Are you through?
1038 00:59:12 - Great-great-aunt.- So, where were we?
1039 00:59:14 Listen, sister, we're not leaving until...
1040 00:59:16 I show you the house. Of course.
1041 00:59:19 Was it a good idea to leaveyour family with those two?
1042 00:59:21 Don't worry.They can handle themselves.
1043 00:59:25 What do you mean, the door is stuck?Try jiggling the handle.
1044 00:59:28 There is no handle in here.
1045 00:59:30 There's not? Are you sure?
1046 00:59:32 All right, I've had enough of this.
1047 00:59:34 Tell us where the talking llama is andwe'll burn your house to the ground.
1048 00:59:38 Don't you mean "or"?
1049 00:59:40 Tell us where the talking llama isor we'll burn your house to the ground.
1050 00:59:44 Well, which is it?
1051 00:59:45 That seems likea pretty crucial conjunction.
1052 00:59:48 That's it! Kronk, break the door down!
1053 00:59:50 Break it down? Are you kidding me?This is hand-carved mahogany.
1054 00:59:53 I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way.
1055 00:59:56 I'll break it down myself.
1056 00:59:58 - A-one...- Okay, kids, you know what to do.
1057 01:00:00 - Two...- Right, Mom!
1058 01:00:02 Three!
1059 01:00:15 Okay, children, on your mark,get set, go!
1060 01:00:22 Stop it, you little brats!
1061 01:00:27 There they go, Kronk!They're getting away!
1062 01:00:33 Well, I had a great time.
1063 01:00:34 Let's not wait until the nextfamily reunion to get together.
1064 01:00:38 Kronk!
1065 01:00:39 I gotta run.
1066 01:01:50 Okay, why does she evenhave that lever?
1067 01:01:55 Please remain seated
1068 01:01:56 and keep your armsand legs in at all times.
1069 01:02:06 - What does it look like?- I don't know. Just keep looking.
1070 01:02:09 Over here!
1071 01:02:10 It has to be one of these.Lions, tigers, bears...
1072 01:02:14 Oh, my.
1073 01:02:16 Looking for this?
1074 01:02:20 No! It can't be!
1075 01:02:22 How did you get back here before us?
1076 01:02:26 How did we, Kronk?
1077 01:02:27 Well, you got me.By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
1078 01:02:31 Well, back to business.
1079 01:02:34 Okay, I admit it.
1080 01:02:35 Maybe I wasn't as niceas I should have been,
1081 01:02:37 but, Yzma,do you really want to kill me?
1082 01:02:40 Just think of it as you're being let go,
1083 01:02:43 that your life's goingin a different direction,
1084 01:02:45 that your body's part ofa permanent outplacement.
1085 01:02:49 Hey, that's kind of like what he saidto you when you got fired.
1086 01:02:52 I know. It's called a cruel ironylike my dependence on you.
1087 01:02:57 I can't believe this is happening!
1088 01:02:59 Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
1089 01:03:02 No!
1090 01:03:05 Okay.
1091 01:03:06 Finish them off.
1092 01:03:10 Hey, you're not backing down now,are you, big guy?
1093 01:03:15 Where's the other guy?
1094 01:03:17 Yo!
1095 01:03:19 Sorry I'm late. So, what'd I miss?
1096 01:03:21 Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife
1097 01:03:23 and asked me to,you know, take them out.
1098 01:03:25 Then this guy popped upand we waited for you,
1099 01:03:28 and quite honestly...
1100 01:03:29 Kronk! Why did I thinkyou could do this?
1101 01:03:32 This one simple thing.
1102 01:03:33 It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
1103 01:03:35 Now.
1104 01:03:36 A really, really bigstupid monkey named Kronk!
1105 01:03:40 And do you want to knowsomething else?
1106 01:03:41 I've never liked your spinach puffs.
1107 01:03:44 Never!
1108 01:03:48 That's it. She's going down.
1109 01:03:50 Now, now, remember, guys.
1110 01:03:51 From above, the wicked shallreceive their just reward.
1111 01:03:58 That'll work.
1112 01:04:07 Strange. That usually works.
1113 01:04:08 And so does this!
1114 01:04:11 Should have seen that coming.
1115 01:04:15 Give me that vial!
1116 01:04:27 Clumsy me.
1117 01:04:30 Which one? Which one?
1118 01:04:34 Better hurry. I'm expecting company.
1119 01:04:41 Kill them! They murdered the emperor!
1120 01:04:45 No, wait! I'm the emperor!It's me... Kuzco!
1121 01:04:47 They're not listening to me!
1122 01:04:49 Just take 'em all!
1123 01:04:59 Get them!
1124 01:05:00 Hey, I've been turned into a cow.Can I go home?
1125 01:05:03 You're excused. Anyone else?
1126 01:05:05 No, we're good.
1127 01:05:07 Get them!
1128 01:05:08 We've gotta change you back.Try this one.
1129 01:05:14 Pacha? A little help!
1130 01:05:18 Come on! Come on!
1131 01:05:27 Please be something with wings.
1132 01:05:32 Yeah! We're flyin'!
1133 01:05:41 We're not getting anywherewith you picking the vials.
1134 01:05:43 - I'm picking the next one!- Fine by me!
1135 01:05:45 Give me that one!
1136 01:05:48 Don't you say a word.
1137 01:05:55 Quick! Drain the canals!
1138 01:05:59 Open up!
1139 01:06:03 I'm a llama again!
1140 01:06:06 Wait...
1141 01:06:16 There they go! After them!
1142 01:06:18 Come on, men!Nobody lives forever! Charge!
1143 01:06:39 Okay, only two left.It's gotta be one of these.
1144 01:06:47 No!
1145 01:06:59 I'll take that.
1146 01:07:01 This is the one.This'll change you back to a human.
1147 01:07:04 Hey, get her off!
1148 01:07:08 Get her off me!
1149 01:07:17 Drink the potion!
1150 01:07:19 Okay, okay.
1151 01:07:21 Where did it go? Where is it?
1152 01:07:23 Looking for this?
1153 01:07:25 Is that my voice? Is that my voice?
1154 01:07:30 Well.
1155 01:07:31 No! Don't drop it!
1156 01:07:32 I'm not going to drop it, you fool!
1157 01:07:35 I'm going to drink it!
1158 01:07:37 And once I turn backinto my beautiful self,
1159 01:07:39 I'm going to kill you!
1160 01:08:15 Kuzco!
1161 01:08:17 Be right there! Give me a minute!
1162 01:08:21 Kuzco!
1163 01:08:24 Kuzco!
1164 01:08:33 The vial!
1165 01:08:42 For the last time,we did not order a giant trampoline.
1166 01:08:46 You know, pal, you could have told methat before I set it up.
1167 01:09:05 The vial!
1168 01:09:07 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
1169 01:09:27 I win.
1170 01:09:31 Got it!
1171 01:09:33 What are the odds of thattrapdoor leading me out here?
1172 01:09:38 Yeah!
1173 01:09:44 Here, let me get this for you.
1174 01:09:49 Well, see ya on the other side.
1175 01:10:02 Now, you stop being so hardon yourself. All is forgiven.
1176 01:10:06 You're sure?
1177 01:10:07 It's not the first timeI was tossed out a window,
1178 01:10:09 and it won't be the last.
1179 01:10:11 What can I say? I'm a rebel.
1180 01:10:14 Tiger.
1181 01:10:15 Hey, I got to use that arm later.
1182 01:10:17 Okay, buddy, take care.
1183 01:10:20 He's a sweet guy.
1184 01:10:31 So, you lied to me.
1185 01:10:35 - I did?- Yeah.
1186 01:10:37 You said when the sun hits this ridgejust right, these hills sing.
1187 01:10:41 Well, pal, I was draggedall over those hills,
1188 01:10:43 and I did not hear any singing.
1189 01:10:48 So...
1190 01:10:50 I'll be building my summer homeon a more magical hill. Thank you.
1191 01:10:58 Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes?
1192 01:11:00 No, no, I'm sharp, I'm on it.
1193 01:11:02 Looks like you and your family
1194 01:11:03 are stuck on that tunelesshilltop forever, pal.
1195 01:11:14 You know, I'm pretty sure I heardsome singing on the hill next to us.
1196 01:11:20 In case you're interested.
1197 01:11:26 Boom, baby!
1198 01:11:29 Boom, baby!
1199 01:11:33 You'd be the coolest dudeIn the nation
1200 01:11:36 Or the hippest cat in creation
1201 01:11:38 But if you ain't got friendsthen nothing's worth the fuss
1202 01:11:43 A perfect world will come to be
1203 01:11:45 When everybody here can see
1204 01:11:47 That a perfect world begins and ends
1205 01:11:50 A perfect world begins and ends
1206 01:11:52 A perfect world beginsand ends with us
1207 01:11:56 "My acorn is missing. "
1208 01:11:58 Squeak squeakin' squeak squeakity.
1209 01:12:00 "Did you eat the acorn?"
1210 01:12:02 Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'?
1211 01:12:04 "You owe me a new acorn. "
1212 01:12:06 Squeak squeak squeak squeaksqueaker...
1213 01:12:10 Squeakin'.
1214 01:12:11 I'm so proud of you guys.
