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1 00:00:23 [cars honking]
2 00:00:25 - [driver coughs]- [passenger] Where should we go?
3 00:00:27 [driver coughs] Couldn't hear you.What did you say?
4 00:00:30 [passenger] Well, where should we go?
5 00:00:31 - [driver] Hawaii is the obvious choice.- [cars honking]
6 00:00:34 - [passenger vocalizing]- Hawaii is the obvious choice.
7 00:00:38 - Just think about it. Stop that.- [vocalizing continues]
8 00:00:40 - Will you stop and listen to me, please?- [vocalizing stops]
9 00:00:43 [driver] There's a reason that peopleconvalesce at the beach.
10 00:00:46 [passenger] You'll complain aboutsand getting everywhere.
11 00:00:49 [driver] I'll be happy.
12 00:00:50 [passenger] Mmm.Well, that's what's most important.
13 00:00:57 [horn blaring]
14 00:00:59 - Hurry the hell up, grandpa!- [driver groans]
15 00:01:01 The Rockies are cozy. [stutters]The cold isn't bitter there. It's warm.
16 00:01:05 Cold is just cold, Joan.
17 00:01:07 It's the kind of placeyou could spend forever.
18 00:01:10 It's 84 degrees in Naples today.
19 00:01:13 Italy?
20 00:01:15 - Florida.- We're not Florida people, Larry.
21 00:01:18 Oh, God. Joan, that sounds so snobby.
22 00:01:20 - We're not Florida people.- [groans]
23 00:01:22 [stammering] You know,you sound like Karen.
24 00:01:25 Karen is my friend, and she is not well.
25 00:01:27 Well, we don't have to make peopleinto saints ju-just because they're dying.
26 00:01:32 Jesus, Larry.
27 00:01:34 Look, it's got mountains and ice and snow.
28 00:01:37 So many things for you to complain about.You will love it.
29 00:01:40 I don't love to complain.That's not something people love.
30 00:01:44 I don't want to fight. It's a big day.
31 00:01:46 You know, people die at these things?I saw it on the Internet.
32 00:01:50 It's a gender reveal party.
33 00:01:52 I mean, I get eliminating the surprise…
34 00:01:55 - Can we just let them make a fuss?- …but it's not party-worthy.
35 00:01:58 You know, one of the great joys of my lifehas been allowing for surprises.
36 00:02:02 - Do you… Do you remember…- Everything has to be a party nowadays.
37 00:02:05 …when you were convincedthat Zach would be a girl?
38 00:02:08 - Everything has to be an event.- You just don't like parties.
39 00:02:10 No. No, you just hate having fun.
40 00:02:12 - Kids have preschool graduations now.- You're only happy when you're miserable.
41 00:02:15 You're five. You don't know anything.
42 00:02:17 - Look, I… Can we just enjoy it? Okay?- But, you know, you have the big party.
43 00:02:21 - Big party.- Larry!
44 00:02:23 Can we just enjoy it, okay?
45 00:02:26 - [tires screeching, horn honking]- [driver 2] Asshole!
46 00:02:28 [Larry] I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.I'm enjoying it.
47 00:02:31 - Joan.- [sighs]
48 00:02:34 Joan.
49 00:02:36 - We have to tell them.- I know.
50 00:02:38 Just give me today.
51 00:02:52 - [chattering]- Sam, can you grab the balloons?
52 00:02:54 Yeah, I heard you.I'm getting the balloons.
53 00:02:55 - We're back.- Hey, Larry. How's it going?
54 00:02:57 - Hi. You look lovely.- We're back. Ah, the traffic, unbel…
55 00:03:00 - Oh, hi. How are you, sweetheart?- Oh. Thank you, Mom.
56 00:03:03 - [Joan] Hey. Hey.- [child] Grandma! Grandma!
57 00:03:04 [kisses] Good to see you, my dears.
58 00:03:07 [kisses] Let's go for some cake?
59 00:03:08 - [woman] Sam, the balloons.- [Sam] I have the balloons in my hand!
60 00:03:12 - [sighs]- [chattering continues]
61 00:03:14 [woman] Thanksfor agreeing to host, Pop-pop.
62 00:03:15 - This is gonna be a boy.- How do you know that?
63 00:03:17 - Because it's so low. A boy.- [chuckles]
64 00:03:21 So, coming up on 65 yearsof marriage. Any tips?
65 00:03:24 You burst one of those balloonsand you'll never find out!
66 00:03:26 [Larry chuckles]
67 00:03:27 [woman] Oh! Uh, Nana,
68 00:03:29 we found a bunch of your old picturesin the basement.
69 00:03:32 Thanks, sweetie.
70 00:03:34 [Sam] Who is that?
71 00:03:35 [kid] Pop-pop was in the army?
72 00:03:36 [woman] No, sweetie. That was Nana'sstupidly attractive first husband.
73 00:03:40 Jesus Christ, he's a dapper man.
74 00:03:43 Why would you leave him for Pop-pop?
75 00:03:44 [clicks tongue] No, sweetie.
76 00:03:46 Luke was a soldierand, um, he died at war.
77 00:03:50 [Sam] Lar, you got really lucky,my friend.
78 00:03:53 - I bet he would have been a good dad.- [Larry choking]
79 00:03:55 - [woman] That's not how biology works.- [gulping]
80 00:03:58 - Lar?- [gulping, choking continues]
81 00:04:00 Hey, he's being funny.
82 00:04:02 [woman] Shut up, Zach.
83 00:04:03 - [Sam] Larry, are you okay?- [woman] Dad?
84 00:04:05 - [Zach] Dad?- [distorted] Larry! [exclaims] Larry!
85 00:04:07 [balloons pop]
86 00:04:08 [Joan] Larry!
87 00:04:30 Guess you weren't expecting it?
88 00:04:32 What the hell is going on? Where's Joan?
89 00:04:35 [train announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,we have now reached the junction.
90 00:04:38 - [groans]- Please alight the train
91 00:04:40 where your eternity lies ahead.
92 00:04:42 [passenger]I don't remember buying a train ticket.
93 00:04:44 [train brakes squealing]
94 00:04:46 [passenger 2] Well, I guessthe surgery didn't go so well.
95 00:04:56 - [Muzak playing]- [chattering]
96 00:05:13 [station announcer] Mind your step.Disorientation is normal.
97 00:05:22 The newly dead from North America,arriving in Junction 301.
98 00:05:26 What is going on?
99 00:05:28 Hey. All the fun of the Middle Ageswith none of the leprosy. Come on.
100 00:05:32 Hey, you want to party?Party all night, party for all time.
101 00:05:34 Hey, pally. Good to see you.You must be new.
102 00:05:36 - Where am I?- [person] Jessica?
103 00:05:37 He hasn't made contact yet.
104 00:05:39 Jessica?
105 00:05:40 - W-What is this?- Your AC will be with you shortly.
106 00:05:42 - Welcome, Sandro. Follow me.- Hi. Can you help me? I--
107 00:05:44 Your AC will be with you shortly.
108 00:05:46 - Are you an AC?- Yes, but I'm not your AC.
109 00:05:49 - Come.- [AC 1] Jessica?
110 00:05:50 [chattering continues]
111 00:06:00 [announcer] Final call forthe Dingle World, 174.
112 00:06:09 Hi. Do you work here?
113 00:06:11 No, honey. I'm here for my health.
114 00:06:13 [whispers] Listen.I think I've been abducted.
115 00:06:16 [whispers] You haven't been abducted.
116 00:06:18 [normal] Well, where's my family?Where's Joan? Where am I?
117 00:06:21 You're in the junction. Your AC will be--
118 00:06:24 Be with me shortly. Yeah.
119 00:06:32 [Larry sighs]
120 00:06:34 [announcer] Next arrival in 15 minutes.
121 00:06:44 Final train from Junction 301,departing in five minutes.
122 00:06:50 Oh, Jill. This is all noise.
123 00:06:52 I know you, Jill.
124 00:06:54 You just want a box of Chardonnayand a pool.
125 00:06:56 [gasps] I do like Chardonnay.
126 00:06:57 Well, then I have the eternity for you.
127 00:07:00 Okay.
128 00:07:02 Yeah. Okay.
129 00:07:05 Straight ahead.
130 00:07:08 Oh. Sorry.
131 00:07:09 [AC groans]
132 00:07:12 You little bitch.
133 00:07:16 - Uh… [stammers] Larry Cutler?- [Larry groans]
134 00:07:18 Is there a Larry Cutler here?
135 00:07:20 - That's me.- Larry?
136 00:07:22 - That's me.- Oh! Hey, man. I'm so sorry.
137 00:07:24 They had me at a whole 'nother gate.
138 00:07:26 Who are you?
139 00:07:27 I'm Anna. I'm your AC.
140 00:07:29 - What does that stand for?- Your afterlife coordinator.
141 00:07:32 That's not a job.
142 00:07:33 You've passed away, Larry.
143 00:07:35 No.
144 00:07:36 You're dead.
145 00:07:37 No. I'm not. I-I hit my head. And…
146 00:07:41 It's a girl.
147 00:07:42 [chuckles] Walk with me.
148 00:07:45 Oh. All right, listen.So I was sitting with my family,
149 00:07:48 - and then I, uh--- Died.
150 00:07:50 No, and I… Whatever you're trying to pro…
151 00:07:53 It's not sore. Weird.
152 00:07:54 Look, Larry.
153 00:07:58 How is this happening?
154 00:08:00 When you get here,your form reverts to its happiest self.
155 00:08:03 It could be any age.
156 00:08:04 That's why there are lotsof 10-year-old boys,
157 00:08:06 but not a lot of teenagers though.
158 00:08:07 Ah, shit. Joan. Joan, my wife.I need… I need to go back.
159 00:08:10 Oh, Larry. Look on the bright side.At least your penis works again.
160 00:08:13 - [passerby] Hey, Anna.- My…
161 00:08:15 [whispers] My penis always worked.
162 00:08:16 There's no need to feel shame here.We've seen it all.
163 00:08:20 Uh. Yeah. Well, if I was dead,
164 00:08:21 I wouldn't really careabout the functionality of my…
165 00:08:24 - Penis.- [passerby 2] Ugh.
166 00:08:26 I wouldn't be embarrassedand annoyed with you right now,
167 00:08:29 because you're not supposedto be annoyed in heaven.
168 00:08:32 Oh, they tell you such strange thingsdown there.
169 00:08:36 Larry, what is a soul?
170 00:08:39 Uh…
171 00:08:41 I don't know. I supposeit's the perfect version of yourself.
172 00:08:45 No. It's just you.
173 00:08:50 No, that can't be right.
174 00:08:51 If you were annoyed a lot in life, Larry,then you might be annoyed a lot in death.
175 00:08:55 Were you annoyed a lot in life, Larry?
176 00:08:56 Listen to me. My wife reallyneeds me right now.
177 00:08:58 I'm sorry. It doesn't work like that.
178 00:08:59 Wake up, Larry. Wake up. Wake up.Come on, buddy. Come on.
179 00:09:03 What the hell is that?
180 00:09:05 If you were dreaming,you wouldn't feel that pain.
181 00:09:07 [stammers] I didn't feel that.
182 00:09:08 You know, usually you old fellas reallycheer up about the whole penis thing.
183 00:09:11 Listen to me, I need to talk to God, okay?That's what I want.
184 00:09:13 - I want to speak with the big guy.- Okay, so you're one of those.
185 00:09:16 I don't know why you didn't say thatin the first place.
186 00:09:18 We got tons of eternities.
187 00:09:19 What are you, New Testament,Old Testament? Hindu, Buddhist?
188 00:09:22 - Pick your poison.- Hold on. Is God not real?
189 00:09:24 I don't know. But, listen,
190 00:09:25 after a couple hundred yearsin one of these eternities,
191 00:09:27 you won't even know the difference.
192 00:09:29 Who do you work for?
193 00:09:31 I work for Frank.
194 00:09:32 Okay, then, uh, who does Frank work for?
195 00:09:34 Frank works for Tom.Why-Why does it even matter? Come on.
196 00:09:37 We don't have time.I got other clients, Larry, please.
197 00:09:40 [sighs]
198 00:09:42 Okay. Well,
199 00:09:44 I'm sorry for assuming that paradisewould look a little less like life.
200 00:09:48 This isn't paradise.
201 00:09:49 This is just a brief transitionbetween life and eternity.
202 00:09:52 Oh, you've earned a lifeworth an eternity.
203 00:09:55 - I have?- It's just something we say.
204 00:09:57 Everybody gets an eternity.
205 00:09:59 The good, the bad and the ugly.
206 00:10:01 So all that "live a good life" stuff'sa-a bunch of crap?
207 00:10:04 Afraid so.
208 00:10:05 - [alarm blaring]- [announcer] Red door escapee.
209 00:10:07 - [escapee] Get away from me!- Do not engage.
210 00:10:09 - Oh, that? Don't worry about that.- [escapee] Get away!
211 00:10:11 [Anna]Just don't run through any red doors.
212 00:10:13 [escapee]I can't go back. I can't do it anymore.
213 00:10:16 - [grunts, groaning]- [security] Come here. Come… [grunts]
214 00:10:19 - [escapee] Get off me.- Larry, let's go. Let's go.
215 00:10:23 [announcer]Final call for Alpine World, 234.
216 00:10:28 So this is where I'm staying, huh?
217 00:10:30 For now, until you choosethe right eternity for you.
218 00:10:32 But we'll get into all that later.
219 00:10:34 - I think now's a good time. I'm dead.- Hey. There you go. Acceptance.
220 00:10:41 We have some of your favorite clothesin the closet,
221 00:10:43 in case you want to check it out.
222 00:10:53 Anna?
223 00:11:18 Didn't 1840s Ireland have a devastatingfamine caused by a potato blight
224 00:11:21 and the British exportingall their other food?
225 00:11:24 Well, not here.
226 00:11:28 Ever wanted to be the captain of--
227 00:11:30 Do you hate clothes,but you need them to keep warm?
228 00:11:34 Well, here in Natural State 454,it's always a balmy 72 degrees.
229 00:11:42 [neighbor] Ooh. Looking good, Jim.
230 00:11:45 He's "cardiac-ing" really hard.
231 00:11:46 Suction, goddamn it.
232 00:11:49 [machine flatlining]
233 00:11:50 - We lost him.- But you found me.
234 00:11:55 [announcer]If you suffered a violent death,
235 00:11:57 please reach outto our afterlife counselors.
236 00:12:01 [person] You know,I did, uh, experiment in college.
237 00:12:20 [grunts]
238 00:12:26 Hi, there.
239 00:12:28 Hi.
240 00:12:30 Confusing time, huh?
241 00:12:32 - [chuckles]- Yes, actually.
242 00:12:38 Oh. S-Sorry, I'm… I'm married.
243 00:12:40 [giggles]
244 00:12:42 What if I, uh, told you
245 00:12:44 I could secure you a spotin the hottest eternity…
246 00:12:47 Marge. You know the policy.No selling in the bar.
247 00:12:52 No selling in the bar.
248 00:13:01 Something strong, please.
249 00:13:02 First day?
250 00:13:05 So what are you,like an angel or something?
251 00:13:07 Oh, no, no.
252 00:13:09 I'm a bartender.
253 00:13:11 Oh, shit. Do I have to get a job?
254 00:13:14 Only if you want to stay here.
255 00:13:16 So what are you thinking about,for where you want to go from here?
256 00:13:21 [coughs] Oh.
257 00:13:24 [stammers] I don't… I don't know.
258 00:13:26 Somewhere sunny with a beach, I guess.
259 00:13:29 But my wife won't like that,so I can't stay for long.
260 00:13:34 Did your AC go over the rules?
261 00:13:36 No, but, uh, she seemed busy.
262 00:13:38 All right. Well, look, the big thing
263 00:13:40 is there's no switching eternitiesafter you've chosen.
264 00:13:42 No visiting other eternities, no nothing.
265 00:13:45 Eternity is eternity.
266 00:13:47 It's forever.
267 00:13:48 What if I didn't go along with the rules?What are they gonna do, kill me again?
268 00:13:52 Technically they can't kill you again.
269 00:13:54 But you break a rule,
270 00:13:55 you overstay your welcome,or you try switching eternities,
271 00:13:59 they'll put you into the void.
272 00:14:01 Is that like hell?
273 00:14:02 As close as there is.
274 00:14:04 It's just blackness, for eternity.
275 00:14:09 Um…
276 00:14:12 My wife has cancer. It's terminal.
277 00:14:17 I'm sorry to hear that.
278 00:14:18 Worst part about death is the guiltyou feel for the ones you left behind.
279 00:14:23 I know, and I told her that I wasalways gonna take care of her.
280 00:14:26 And now she's sick,and dealing with all this.
281 00:14:29 Um… Could I get a mixer with that?
282 00:14:31 That is absolutely disgusting.
283 00:14:36 Morning, sleepyhead.
284 00:14:38 Morning, sweetie.
285 00:14:40 [inhales deeply, exhales]
286 00:14:44 [snorts] What the hell?
287 00:14:47 What's going on? How did you get in here?
288 00:14:48 - Larry, you don't remember?- Remember what?
289 00:14:51 No, we didn't. Did we?
290 00:14:54 Nah, I'm just joking. I have a key.
291 00:14:55 - Why do you have a key?- It's not important.
292 00:14:57 So, you seemed to havea good time last night.
293 00:15:00 I'm dead. You wouldn't think hangoverswould be a thing.
294 00:15:03 I know, right?It's a common misconception.
295 00:15:07 [sighs] I got a question.
296 00:15:09 Mm-hmm. Hit me with it.
297 00:15:10 [groans, sniffs]
298 00:15:13 So, everyone working here, they don't wantto go to their eternity. Why?
299 00:15:17 Some people haven't accepted death,
300 00:15:20 and some people are waitingfor their loved ones.
301 00:15:23 Oh.
302 00:15:24 And others haven't decided yet,and those are the worst ones.
303 00:15:30 Well, why did you stay?
304 00:15:31 [chuckles] That is a storyfor another time.
305 00:15:34 - Mmm.- So, tell me.
306 00:15:37 Where you going? Did you decide?
307 00:15:42 No. I… I need to see where Joan is.
308 00:15:45 - Mmm.- How can I tell how close she is?
309 00:15:47 No, I'm sorry. It doesn't work like that.I can't do that.
310 00:15:50 So all that looking down from above stuff,that's just a bunch of BS?
311 00:15:53 Mmm. You're annoyed?
312 00:15:55 - No, I'm not annoyed.- You look annoyed.
313 00:15:57 What about everybody who died before me?Where's my parents?
314 00:15:59 How do I see them?
315 00:16:00 You could definitely go see your parents.But then, you know, you'd be… [mutters]
316 00:16:04 - Be with my parents for eternity.- Eternity.
317 00:16:08 That's why we usually recommendfor you to do you.
318 00:16:11 And just know that everyoneis existing pretty damn good.
319 00:16:14 You know what I mean?
320 00:16:19 You know, Joan always thought of death
321 00:16:22 as one more surprisewaiting around the corner.
322 00:16:25 - Mmm.- And she loved surprises.
323 00:16:26 But she was a librarian though, right?
324 00:16:28 Yeah, they can like surprises too.
325 00:16:30 Oh.
326 00:16:32 So if I wanted to wait,what do I have to do?
327 00:16:34 Get a job? Be a bartender?
328 00:16:36 No. You wish. [chuckles]It's cleaning work.
329 00:16:39 - Do you know how to do laundry?- Yeah.
330 00:16:43 At least the room is nice.
331 00:16:46 Yeah. But it's for clients.
332 00:16:49 So if you don't decide,then you have to go… [clicking tongue]
333 00:16:52 Well, I was told there is no hell.
334 00:16:53 - The basement.- Oh.
335 00:16:56 The rooms are more functionalin the basement.
336 00:16:58 - Mmm.- Jesus, you went straight to hell.
337 00:17:02 [vendor] You look like you hate people.Try Hermit World.
338 00:17:04 Hi. Excuse me…
339 00:17:07 Do you want a little sniffle? And you?
340 00:17:17 [announcer]Final call for Cowboy World 167.
341 00:17:27 Hi, sir?
342 00:17:29 [passerby wheezes]
343 00:17:31 [Larry] It could be tomorrow.
344 00:17:33 [Anna] Or she could hang on for another,what, six or seven months?
345 00:17:36 I mean, I guess I couldset everything up for her.
346 00:17:38 And I could, you know, make sureit's… it's how she likes it,
347 00:17:42 really make it feel like a home.
348 00:17:44 Larry, that is so romantic.
349 00:17:47 - I guess it is a little romantic.- [clicks tongue] It's so romantic.
350 00:17:50 - I can be romantic.- I… [whimpers]
351 00:17:53 - 'Cause I know how she likes things.- You do.
352 00:17:59 [sighs]
353 00:18:18 [sniffles]
354 00:18:22 [sniffles, crying]
355 00:18:28 [indistinct train whistle blows]
356 00:18:34 [sighs]
357 00:18:43 Oh.
358 00:18:44 I really think you picked a good one.You are not going to regret this, Larry.
359 00:18:47 - Hey, hey, uh, would you do me a favor?- Yeah, sure can do.
360 00:18:50 Could you give Joan this letter for me?
361 00:18:52 No can do. That's against the rules.
362 00:18:54 Plus, why do you need a letterwhen you got me?
363 00:18:56 [announcer] Beach Land 239,now boarding at gate 12.
364 00:18:59 It was a pleasure working with you.
365 00:19:01 Yeah.
366 00:19:07 Bye.
367 00:19:09 Bye.
368 00:19:13 Sorry. Oh.
369 00:19:16 Ow.
370 00:19:19 Shoot.
371 00:19:21 Okay.
372 00:19:30 [announcer] Mind your step.Disorientation is normal.
373 00:19:41 Joan.
374 00:19:42 [stammers] Joan!
375 00:19:44 Joan! Joan!
376 00:19:46 - [people clamoring]- [Larry] That's my wife.
377 00:19:48 [passerby] Yeah. Come on, buddy.
378 00:19:51 - It's that way.- Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.
379 00:19:54 Come on, come on, come on, come on!Come on. [groans]
380 00:19:58 There you go.
381 00:20:00 [announcer] The newly dead fromNorth America, arriving in Junction 301.
382 00:20:07 Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.Sorry, where am I?
383 00:20:10 Um, your AC will explain everything.
384 00:20:12 Okay. Okay.You know, it's just… [stammers]
385 00:20:15 Honey, your AC will explain everything.
386 00:20:21 [gasps]
387 00:20:23 That looks nice.
388 00:20:24 Joan. Joan! Joan.
389 00:20:27 - [gasps] Larry!- [Larry] Joan.
390 00:20:28 - Sweetie. Ah, sweetie.- Oh, my God.
391 00:20:32 I missed you so much.
392 00:20:33 - Hi. Oh. Oh, my God.- Wow, look at you. Wow. I love this.
393 00:20:37 I was, uh, I was in bed, and then I…I thought I just came from a…
394 00:20:41 - Baby, you look amazing.- …a-a train.
395 00:20:42 - Oh! Every time!- Ow! Ow!
396 00:20:44 God, every damn time, Larry.I told you to slow down on the pretzels.
397 00:20:48 - But, you… No, no, you never listen.- I know, I know.
398 00:20:50 [stammers] Oh, you stop smiling.
399 00:20:52 - Jo?- Yeah.
400 00:20:53 Listen to me, honey. I have shocking news.
401 00:20:55 - You're dead.- I'm dead.
402 00:20:56 Yeah. How'd you know?
403 00:20:58 I mean…
404 00:20:59 It took him forever to figure that out.
405 00:21:01 - Not forever.- Yeah, forever.
406 00:21:03 - No.- So you are the famous Joan.
407 00:21:06 Okay, Larry. Way to marry up.
408 00:21:09 - Yeah.- So, uh, what-what now?
409 00:21:12 Yeah, so now, so--
410 00:21:13 Was it cancer?
411 00:21:15 That took you away from the world?
412 00:21:18 So, who are you?
413 00:21:19 Okay, honey. So listen,now we finally get to have that holiday.
414 00:21:23 And basically we can goanywhere we want, but then that's it.
415 00:21:25 It's like a one and done thing here.They're very strict on that.
416 00:21:28 Um, and if you want to goto the mountains we can,
417 00:21:29 because the snow and the cold's notgonna kill you now, 'cause you're dead.
418 00:21:33 - Back away from my client.- I'm not near your client.
419 00:21:35 - Back away.- Shut up.
420 00:21:36 I've been waiting for this golden goosefor 67 goddamn years.
421 00:21:38 - Oh, Lar?- Hi.
422 00:21:39 - [Larry] Excuse me. Excuse me.- I'm so sorry about her.
423 00:21:42 [Larry] Who's that?
424 00:21:43 [inhales sharply] I'm Ryan.I'm your afterlife coordinator.
425 00:21:45 - Yeah.- [chuckles]
426 00:21:46 I know this can bevery, very overwhelming.
427 00:21:48 It's a lot to absorb,so I highly recommend just…
428 00:21:50 [inhales deeply] …taking a deep breath in,and… [exhales deeply] …out.
429 00:21:55 Just breathe out.
430 00:22:31 Oh. Hey. What's going on, guy?
431 00:22:32 This was my, uh, bartender.
432 00:22:34 I, um, guess I forgot to pay the tab.I didn't realize there would be a tab.
433 00:22:37 Nobody gave me any money.
434 00:22:39 No way.
435 00:22:42 Sorry. I forgot to ask your name.What's your name again?
436 00:22:44 I'm Luke.
437 00:22:46 This is Luke. He's my bartender.
438 00:22:49 Joan.
439 00:22:51 Oh, no.
440 00:22:53 I never dreamt you this clearly.
441 00:22:57 You're exactly how I dreamt you.
442 00:23:00 - [gasps]- Oof. Hard luck, Larry.
443 00:23:03 No. Luke had a mustache.
444 00:23:05 Yeah, well, Joanie hated it.
445 00:23:07 So I shave it off every morninghoping she's gonna show up.
446 00:23:10 - Oh, my God.- [squeals] How romantic.
447 00:23:16 And you did.
448 00:23:19 [Larry] Okay, sweetie.
449 00:23:21 - Okay.- Oh.
450 00:23:22 - What you doing?- Larry?
451 00:23:24 - Okay, sweetie.- I…
452 00:23:25 - Let's go.- [shudders] Oh.
453 00:23:27 - Who's this guy?- The second husband.
454 00:23:28 - I prefer current husband.- The current husband.
455 00:23:31 - Oh.- [Luke] Joanie, you're all right?
456 00:23:34 [Joan] Oh, my God.
457 00:23:36 - Honey. It was a lot for me too.- [breathing deeply]
458 00:23:38 Okay. I have to insist that I explainexactly what's going on to my client.
459 00:23:42 She clearly hasa very "difficult" decision to make.
460 00:23:48 - [breathing shakily] Okay. Oh, that…- Come on.
461 00:23:50 - Oh, my God, he's really here.- [Ryan giggles] And very attractive.
462 00:23:54 [Joan] Is he taller?
463 00:23:56 So when you said you were waiting…
464 00:23:58 I conjured her image every day in my mind.
465 00:24:02 Thought I did a good job,but she's more stunning than I remember.
466 00:24:07 [stammers] Okay. That's a line, Luke.
467 00:24:10 You were my bartender.
468 00:24:14 Hmm?
469 00:24:15 [Ryan] Nope. Nope. Nope.
470 00:24:20 - Uh, mmm no.- God, he looked so young.
471 00:24:23 - [Ryan] This will have to do.- [sighs]
472 00:24:24 [sighs] Was he always that young?
473 00:24:27 That's a lot to take in.
474 00:24:28 The love of your life waiting 67 years.
475 00:24:32 And Larry.
476 00:24:33 Larry is my husband.
477 00:24:35 - One of two.- Yeah.
478 00:24:37 Oh, that's pretty.
479 00:24:38 You'll feel much better after you changeout of that morbid ensemble.
480 00:24:41 [breathing heavily] Ah. Oh. Oh.
481 00:24:44 Yeah, that's pretty.
482 00:24:46 That's… [whispers] Oh, he's so young.
483 00:24:49 Oh, he's so young. [gasps] Oh, I don't…
484 00:24:51 [Ryan] What's your ETA, doll?
485 00:24:52 - [Joan breathing shakily] Oh.- How's it looking?
486 00:24:57 So… What…
487 00:24:59 What am I supposed to do, huh?
488 00:25:01 I need you to tell me…[shudders] …what to do.
489 00:25:04 Oh, my dear. Okay. I read your file.
490 00:25:07 And you are smart,passionate and decisive.
491 00:25:10 Oh. I am?
492 00:25:12 I have complete faith that youwill choose the right eternity…
493 00:25:16 - Yeah.- …and the right person to spend it with.
494 00:25:19 - Mmm.- You'll do.
495 00:25:20 - Do for what?- [knocks on door]
496 00:25:24 Were you expecting someone, or…
497 00:25:25 Were you?
498 00:25:28 Uh… [gasps]
499 00:25:30 Oh, my God, Luke.What a surprise. [chuckles]
500 00:25:34 What the hell, Reese?
501 00:25:36 It's Ryan,and it's been Ryan for the last half hour.
502 00:25:39 - [sighs] Yeah.- You look amazing.
503 00:25:41 Yeah. [exhales] I'm married.
504 00:25:44 - To him.- To Larry.
505 00:25:45 And Larry seems nice.
506 00:25:47 Look, Joan, you must have thought,or hoped, that this might happen?
507 00:25:52 Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah.You know, I-I have imagined it.
508 00:25:56 - Great.- [sighs]
509 00:25:58 Hi.
510 00:26:00 - I'll leave you kids to it. [chuckles]- [breathing shakily] Oh.
511 00:26:02 Hi.
512 00:26:05 Did you even read my file?
513 00:26:07 You're more than words on a pageto me, buddy. You didn't even bring it up.
514 00:26:10 Yeah, well, I had a lot on my mind.I just died.
515 00:26:12 So, I'm sorry that I forgot to mentionthat my wife's ex might be hanging around.
516 00:26:16 Technically,I don't think we can call him her ex.
517 00:26:18 First husband, maybe, but not an ex.
518 00:26:19 [stutters] No, I'm not calling…I'm never calling him that.
519 00:26:21 Okay. I'm just trying to anticipatewhat Ryan's gonna say. We have history.
520 00:26:25 Great. What kind of history?
521 00:26:26 - It was sexual.- Of course it was. [scoffs]
522 00:26:29 You know how many people wanted this case?So many people.
523 00:26:32 Really?
524 00:26:33 A man that's waited half a centuryfor his love? Ah!
525 00:26:36 That's kinda sad if you think about it.
526 00:26:37 You really think that's the waythat Joan's gonna think about it?
527 00:26:40 - I don't know.- It's okay.
528 00:26:41 I'm sure they've had one of these before.
529 00:26:43 I mean, I don't know about it.I've never had it.
530 00:26:45 But I bet you there's a process.
531 00:26:48 - He looks like Montgomery Clift.- Oof!
532 00:26:50 Oh, my gosh,I was saying this just the other day.
533 00:26:53 Montgomery Clift. He is so handsome.
534 00:26:56 - Luke is so handsome.- You're not helping.
535 00:26:58 I'm sorry, but it is what it is.
536 00:27:01 Luke is hot.
537 00:27:02 His eyes are bluer than the ocean.He has a better narrative.
538 00:27:06 No, he doesn't.
539 00:27:07 I have a better narrative.
540 00:27:08 I was married to her for 65 yearsand I gave her children.
541 00:27:11 Exactly. We go with that. That's strong.
542 00:27:14 There's nothing more powerfulthan emotional blackmail.
543 00:27:16 - Right?- Good on ya.
544 00:27:18 [clicks tongue, sighs]
545 00:27:21 So… [sighs] …how have you been?
546 00:27:25 Good. Yeah.
547 00:27:27 Well, I mean, I've been obviously dead,but, you know, good.
548 00:27:32 - Well, you look good.- Yeah.
549 00:27:34 I mean, you know, you always…you always looked…
550 00:27:36 - [giggles] You always looked good.- [sighs] Oh, yeah. Coming from you, huh?
551 00:27:40 Oh. Oh. [giggles]
552 00:27:46 Oh.
553 00:27:50 Yeah, I, uh…
554 00:27:52 [breathing heavily]
555 00:27:54 Look. I-I don't know what to say.It's… [sighs]
556 00:27:57 Well, I had a long timeto think about what I was going to say.
557 00:28:00 - Oh.- I mean, I had a long, long time.
558 00:28:02 And?
559 00:28:04 And I'm drawing a blank.
560 00:28:07 Oh.
561 00:28:08 - [announcer] Warning. Code seven four.- [chuckles]
562 00:28:10 - [security] Code seven four.- Oh! Oh.
563 00:28:11 - [security] Eyes on the bogey.- [Joan] What the hell?
564 00:28:13 - Gary.- [Joan whimpers]
565 00:28:15 [Gary] Hey, Luke. You working tonight?
566 00:28:17 Not tonight. Tonight's a night off.
567 00:28:18 - Wait. Is this…- [grunting]
568 00:28:21 - Mm-hmm.- [grunts]
569 00:28:22 Joan? No! [chuckles]
570 00:28:26 - No. [grunts] No, please.- Move it!
571 00:28:29 [escapee] I can't look atanother goddamn painting.
572 00:28:31 - It's so boring.- [Gary] All right.
573 00:28:32 - Well, I better go.- No! [grunting]
574 00:28:34 - But, hey, you are one lucky lady.- [Joan] Hmm?
575 00:28:36 [security] Gary!
576 00:28:37 - Oh.- Huh.
577 00:28:38 - [Gary] Move it. I'm sick of this crap.- [escapee] No, please!
578 00:28:40 [Gary] Get in here now!
579 00:28:41 [Luke] Oof.
580 00:28:43 Museum World's the worst!
581 00:28:44 - [Joan gasps] Oh, God.- [sighs]
582 00:28:47 Oh, my God. [breathes shakily]What-What did he do?
583 00:28:50 Oh, he tried to escape his eternity.
584 00:28:53 Once you've chosen,you can't go back here.
585 00:28:56 You have to get it right.
586 00:28:58 - Oh, that's a lot of pressure.- [sighs] Yeah, it is.
587 00:29:00 Look. I rememberedwhat I wanted to say to you first.
588 00:29:04 What?
589 00:29:06 I love you.
590 00:29:10 Oh.
591 00:29:11 That's a… That's a good opener.
592 00:29:14 [chuckles] Yeah.
593 00:29:16 Look, I know this is hard for you,but I missed you.
594 00:29:21 I thought about you every single day.
595 00:29:23 There wasn't a day that went bythat I didn't think of you.
596 00:29:28 Yeah. You know, I…
597 00:29:31 I wanted you to be happy.
598 00:29:33 I wanted you to have a life.
599 00:29:36 - Yeah?- Yeah, of course.
600 00:29:39 But I waited.
601 00:29:41 You know, I-I waited because I wanted usto have a chance to have one too.
602 00:29:46 [breathing shakily] Oh.
603 00:29:49 I'm gonna be sick.
604 00:29:50 - You okay?- Oh, God. Why can you get sick here?
605 00:29:52 - Joan.- [retching] Oh.
606 00:29:54 - You all right?- Uh, Luke? Luke, please.
607 00:29:56 I need to think.
608 00:29:57 [breathes shakily] Okay?
609 00:30:06 [breathing heavily]
610 00:30:11 Oh.
611 00:30:13 Okay.
612 00:30:21 - [knocks on door]- [gasps]
613 00:30:25 [whispers] Luke?
614 00:30:27 Oh.
615 00:30:29 Okay. [breathing heavily]
616 00:30:38 - Hey, sweetie.- Oh, Larry.
617 00:30:39 So, I know this is a lot, but don't worry.I've been doing the research.
618 00:30:42 And here are some pretty good options.
619 00:30:44 Sorry, options for?
620 00:30:45 Yeah, for our eternity.
621 00:30:47 What?
622 00:30:49 Wow. You really look amazing.
623 00:30:52 - The long hair suits you. I love it.- [sighs] Oh.
624 00:30:54 What?
625 00:30:55 Oh. Everything works here.
626 00:30:58 Oh, Larry.
627 00:30:59 - What do you mean, "Larry"?- Well, it's complicated.
628 00:31:02 We were together a week ago.
629 00:31:03 Yeah, well, a lot has happened in a week.You died, Karen died. I died.
630 00:31:07 [stutters] I just been reunitedwith both of my dead husbands.
631 00:31:10 And I learned that I have only a weekto pick where to spend eternity.
632 00:31:13 Karen finally kicked it.It's a big week for Oakdale.
633 00:31:16 [groans] Oh.
634 00:31:18 [sighs] Oh.
635 00:31:19 Hey.
636 00:31:21 - I know what'll make you feel better.- [sighs] Oh, what?
637 00:31:24 Squatting.
638 00:31:25 Oh, Jesus Christ.
639 00:31:27 [grunts] Just try it.
640 00:31:29 - Fine. Okay.- I'm telling you.
641 00:31:30 - Come on. Go.- Okay, fine.
642 00:31:32 [sighs]
643 00:31:33 Go.
644 00:31:36 Yeah. [chuckles]
645 00:31:37 - [whispers] Wow.- I know, right?
646 00:31:39 - I got so low there. [gasps]- You did get so low there.
647 00:31:42 - Yeah. I know. It feels so good.- [gasps]
648 00:31:44 [both grunt]
649 00:31:45 I've been doing a bunch of stuff.
650 00:31:47 - [Joan] Oh. Looking good.- [Larry] Yeah.
651 00:31:49 - You look good. [pants]- I know. Thanks. Thanks.
652 00:31:51 - Work it out.- I miss these hips.
653 00:31:54 - Whoo!- Oh, God.
654 00:31:55 Yeah, look at this. Look at this.
655 00:31:59 Oh. You were right.That, uh, that did make me feel better.
656 00:32:04 I knew it would.
657 00:32:05 - Oh.- [both panting]
658 00:32:07 [Joan inhales sharply, sighs]
659 00:32:10 - [coughs]- Are you kidding me?
660 00:32:12 - Larry!- It's too much salt.
661 00:32:14 [coughing]
662 00:32:15 I need… I need time.
663 00:32:17 Okay? I…
664 00:32:20 I just… I need to clear my head.
665 00:32:22 Okay. You're right. I'm being insensitive.
666 00:32:26 And we can talk about it in the morning.
667 00:32:28 - [sighs] Thank you.- Okay.
668 00:32:30 [breathing shakily]
669 00:32:42 - These are so stupid.- Are you kidding me?
670 00:32:44 What are you doing?
671 00:32:45 [grunts] I'm going to bed.
672 00:32:47 [panting] I'm tired too.
673 00:32:49 Long day for me.
674 00:32:50 [door closes]
675 00:32:52 [sighs]
676 00:33:01 Oh.
677 00:33:03 [sighs]
678 00:33:05 Oh, Larry.
679 00:33:10 Oh.
680 00:33:17 [announcer] Remember,geopolitical differences no longer matter.
681 00:33:21 You are dead.
682 00:33:24 Sorry, buddy, but your seven days are up.
683 00:33:30 [grunts]
684 00:33:37 Holy crap.
685 00:33:38 "Holy crap. For God's sakes. Bloody hell."Are you sure you're not religious?
686 00:33:41 Hey, hey, hey. Is he here?
687 00:33:42 Oh, yeah, he is. But it's sad actually.
688 00:33:45 No, he's… He-He's my Jo's favorite.
689 00:33:48 - Him?- Yeah. She loves him.
690 00:33:49 - Really?- He's the best.
691 00:33:51 Oh, okay.
692 00:33:52 Hey, do you know him?
693 00:33:54 Yeah, of course I know him.
694 00:33:55 Would he do you a favor?
695 00:33:56 Who you talking to?It's me. Obviously, duh.
696 00:33:59 - But you're sure? Him?- Yes.
697 00:34:01 Okay.
698 00:34:03 Wow. Look at this.
699 00:34:06 Single bed. That's nice, right?
700 00:34:09 We got ourselves here a kitchenette.
701 00:34:12 - Handy.- [sniffs]
702 00:34:13 Let's see what's in that fridge.
703 00:34:15 Oh, my gosh.
704 00:34:17 You are in luck.
705 00:34:19 Hummus.
706 00:34:20 You know what? It's fine.
707 00:34:21 You sort this out for me,I'll be outta here in no time.
708 00:34:24 - Oh, I love it.- This is gonna save it.
709 00:34:26 I love it. You are focused.
710 00:34:27 - Keeping your eyes on the prize.- What's that smell?
711 00:34:29 - It's hummus.- [sniffs] No, it's not.
712 00:34:34 - [light switches clicking]- [electricity humming]
713 00:34:39 [chattering]
714 00:34:46 [rooster crowing]
715 00:34:50 I…
716 00:34:51 [sighs]
717 00:34:53 [grunts, sniffs]
718 00:35:02 All right.
719 00:35:03 Ever think 1930s Germany would'vebeen great if it wasn't for all the Nazis?
720 00:35:09 [chuckles]
721 00:35:11 Well, think no more.
722 00:35:14 [singing in German]
723 00:35:17 [knocks on door]
724 00:35:18 Oh. [sighs]
725 00:35:20 Please be coffee.
726 00:35:23 Okay. Please be coffee.
727 00:35:26 Oh, Larry.
728 00:35:28 I know, I know,but I got a surprise for you.
729 00:35:29 No, no, no.I actually need less surprises.
730 00:35:32 Like, just, you know, zero surprises.
731 00:35:35 Joan, I promise you're gonna like this.
732 00:35:37 You trust me, right?
733 00:35:39 Yeah. Okay.
734 00:35:41 Yeah.
735 00:35:44 She trusts me.
736 00:35:47 [announcer] Next arrival in 15 minutes.
737 00:35:49 You look incredible.
738 00:35:51 - Thanks, honey.- Yeah.
739 00:35:53 Are you excited?
740 00:35:55 - Sure.- Got any ideas what it could be?
741 00:35:58 - [chuckles]- No.
742 00:35:59 - Here we go. Yeah.- Oh, that's sweet. Look at you.
743 00:36:01 That's for you.
744 00:36:03 Need a little bubbles.
745 00:36:05 [Joan] Oh. That's, um…
746 00:36:07 Yeah, that's sweet.
747 00:36:08 What? Oh, no. That's not it.
748 00:36:10 Oh, gosh.
749 00:36:11 Lights!
750 00:36:14 ["Everybody Loves Somebody" playing]
751 00:36:16 [Larry whispers] Look.Look. Look up there.
752 00:36:18 - Hon, is that… Wait, Larry.- Yeah.
753 00:36:20 ♪ Everybody loves somebody sometime ♪
754 00:36:25 - What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?- [squeals] Oh, my God!
755 00:36:27 - [whispers] That's our guy.- [gasps]
756 00:36:29 ♪ Everybody falls in love somehow ♪
757 00:36:31 - I know.- Oh, my goodness.
758 00:36:32 - [Dean Martin] This is for Joan.- [Larry] Did I do good or what?
759 00:36:34 - You really did. You did great.- What did I tell ya?
760 00:36:38 - He sounds amazing.- [gasps]
761 00:36:39 ♪ My time… ♪
762 00:36:41 - Ah, he looks great.- [whispers] Oh, my gosh. He really does.
763 00:36:43 ♪ …is now ♪
764 00:36:45 - [mic feedback]- Oh, okay.
765 00:36:47 - Guess he still likes to drink.- Yeah.
766 00:36:49 - Or he's just, you know, a little rusty.- Yeah.
767 00:36:52 - Still for Jill.- Joan!
768 00:36:53 ♪ Falls in love somehow ♪
769 00:36:56 [clicks tongue, inhales]
770 00:36:58 ♪ Something in my heart keeps saying ♪
771 00:37:01 [muffled] Keep it together.
772 00:37:03 - Larry, are you sure that's Dean Martin?- I don't know.
773 00:37:05 [giggles]
774 00:37:06 ♪ …is here ♪
775 00:37:08 - [mic feedback]- Oh, shit.
776 00:37:11 - Be right back.- Okay.
777 00:37:13 [inhales sharply, smacks lips]
778 00:37:16 Anna, who the hell is this?That's not Dean Martin.
779 00:37:18 - Hey, baby.- Of course not. It's Richard Johnson.
780 00:37:21 - Oh, no. No.- Celebrity impersonators die too, Larry.
781 00:37:24 - Why wouldn't you tell me?- I thought you knew.
782 00:37:26 I thought it was weird you kept saying,"This is Joanie's favorite."
783 00:37:28 I was like, "Richard?Richard is Joanie's favorite?"
784 00:37:31 You knew that's not what I meant.
785 00:37:32 Well, now that I say it out loud,I understand that it does not make sense.
786 00:37:35 - [sighs] Please. I'm so lonely, babe.- Oh. [groans]
787 00:37:38 Also, he has a crippling alcohol problem,and I forgot to mention that to you,
788 00:37:42 and that's my bad.
789 00:37:43 - That is your bad.- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
790 00:37:46 [sighs] I can't fathom a scenariowhich this could've gone worse.
791 00:37:49 Help Ol' Blue Eyeswith his old blue balls, huh?
792 00:37:52 - [Luke] No, no, no.- [Joan] Oh, my… [gasps]
793 00:37:54 Oh. Hey, Luke.
794 00:37:55 [grunts]
795 00:37:57 - Blue Eyes was Frank.- You're the man, Luke!
796 00:37:59 - It just got worse. It just got worse.- Oh.
797 00:38:03 - Are you okay?- Yes.
798 00:38:04 - Yeah?- Yeah, thanks. Sorry.
799 00:38:06 I'm grateful that you were passing.
800 00:38:08 Well, actually, I was… [stutters] Um…
801 00:38:09 - You were… No. Oh, no.- Well, I was here because…
802 00:38:11 Luke, take her back to the roomfor a hot bath.
803 00:38:13 Okay, yeah. I think we got it--
804 00:38:14 [clamoring]
805 00:38:16 I don't know what that guy was doing.And why are you going--
806 00:38:18 - What is wrong with you?- I know. I'm trying.
807 00:38:20 I thought it was the real Dean Martin.I swear to God.
808 00:38:22 - What's your problem?- Stop! Stop it!
809 00:38:24 [breathes shakily]
810 00:38:28 You two, come with me.
811 00:38:30 No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
812 00:38:32 You two st… You stay here.
813 00:38:36 Excuse me, y'all. Excuse me.
814 00:38:38 - [clears throat]- Excuse me.
815 00:38:40 You're excused.
816 00:38:43 You know, I could've handled that myself.
817 00:38:44 [scoffs] Yeah.
818 00:38:47 Yeah.
819 00:38:49 [imitating Luke] Yeah. Yeah.
820 00:38:51 [Joan] You know, my grandfather,he had psychotic issues.
821 00:38:55 And maybe it just skips a generation.Because there's no way that this is real.
822 00:39:01 How in God's name can this be real?[laughing] My God.
823 00:39:07 Is this hell?
824 00:39:09 Is this hell?
825 00:39:11 - Technically, hell does--- No, no! I didn't say speak.
826 00:39:17 - You ever work this place out?- [Joan shouting in distance]
827 00:39:20 Nah. It just gets more and more confusing.
828 00:39:23 [announcer] Do not be alarmed.Everything is as it should be.
829 00:39:27 Gimme your phone. Just give it to me.
830 00:39:29 Hey, honey. So we're talkingabout bending the rules just a smidge.
831 00:39:32 - It was my idea.- It was my idea.
832 00:39:35 [Anna, distorted] I took his ideaand I made it better. I'm making a plan.
833 00:39:39 [Ryan, distorted] Oh, it's about control?
834 00:39:40 [Anna] Yep. Yep.
835 00:39:52 [door opens]
836 00:39:55 Oh.
837 00:40:06 - So?- Good news.
838 00:40:08 - I talked to Frank, and basically--- Actually, I talked to Frank.
839 00:40:11 The point is, somebody talked to Frank.
840 00:40:12 They then talked to Tom,and then they talked to a guy way up top.
841 00:40:16 - The big guy.- Kevin.
842 00:40:18 And you got approved for a plan.
843 00:40:20 Anna, just say the plan.
844 00:40:21 - Okay, sorry. So typic--- So, typically here--
845 00:40:23 Anna. You're Anna?
846 00:40:25 - No.- Okay.
847 00:40:27 So typically when you get here,
848 00:40:28 you get to pick eternity,and that's it. Bing, bang, boom.
849 00:40:30 However, in this unique circumstance,you've gotten approved for a special visa.
850 00:40:35 Joan will be allowedtwo visits to an eternity.
851 00:40:38 - One with each of her former husbands.- Mm-hmm.
852 00:40:40 - And then?- And then she'll decide.
853 00:40:43 Between the two of you.
854 00:40:44 It seems like kindof a high-pressure scenario.
855 00:40:47 Okay. Well, you could allchoose the same eternity
856 00:40:49 and then work it out from there.
857 00:40:50 But then you'd bein the same place together forever.
858 00:40:52 Oh, that could work.
859 00:40:54 - No, no.- I'm done… [stutters]
860 00:40:55 I'm done with this guy creepingin the shadows.
861 00:40:57 - Creeping in the shadows?- Lurking.
862 00:40:58 - Lurking?- Yeah. You're a lurker, pal.
863 00:41:00 And you're waiting beyond to spoila half a century of marriage.
864 00:41:03 Well, I'm sorryI died defending our country.
865 00:41:05 - It was Korea, buddy. Relax.- What'd you say to me?
866 00:41:07 You didn't exactly storm the beachesof Normandy, did you?
867 00:41:11 - What… What are you doing?- You went there.
868 00:41:13 Hey. Hey! Stop!
869 00:41:15 - Hit him back, Larry.- Stop!
870 00:41:16 - [Luke] I will bare-knuckle you.- Yes, Luke!
871 00:41:17 [Joan] Stop it! Okay?
872 00:41:19 This is what we're doing!
873 00:41:21 So, just…
874 00:41:25 flip a coin and decide who's going first.
875 00:41:28 No.
876 00:41:29 I will not stand for another mandating my wife.
877 00:41:32 [scoffs]
878 00:41:33 Maybe you should've thought about thatbefore you married another man's wife.
879 00:41:35 Boys!
880 00:41:37 Who's going first?
881 00:41:41 - I have a coin.- [sighs]
882 00:41:46 [Larry mutters]
883 00:41:49 [sighs]
884 00:41:50 Oh, shit.
885 00:41:51 - Is that a pretzel?- No.
886 00:41:53 - Oh, my God.- You still eating pretzels.
887 00:41:55 - Yeah. [grunts] Relax.- Get on with it.
888 00:41:58 Heads or tails?
889 00:42:00 Heads.
890 00:42:02 [announcer] The next stopis Mountain World 312.
891 00:42:05 Oh. [chuckles]
892 00:42:10 - What?- I just…
893 00:42:13 forgot how handsome you are.
894 00:42:15 We were an attractive couple.
895 00:42:18 Oh, come on. Everybody…
896 00:42:20 Everybody assumed thatyou got me pregnant and had to marry me.
897 00:42:25 Yeah, no. My mother, she was…she was so upset
898 00:42:27 when I told her that I wasn't,because she… [inhales]
899 00:42:30 Well, she wanted hot grandkids so badly.
900 00:42:33 Not that my kids are ugly.
901 00:42:34 I'm sure that they are hot.
902 00:42:37 Not that I care.
903 00:42:39 I didn't assume.
904 00:42:40 Yeah. 'Cause I'm not…I'm not into hot kids.
905 00:42:42 No, I'm not into hot kids either.
906 00:42:46 Yeah.
907 00:42:50 I'm not into kids.
908 00:42:53 Good.
909 00:42:55 That's good.
910 00:42:56 [both chuckle]
911 00:43:09 [Luke gasping]
912 00:43:17 I remember the sky being bluer.
913 00:43:20 Oh.
914 00:43:21 Was it always that shade?
915 00:43:23 Oh, yeah. Pretty much.
916 00:43:26 Is that cloud moving?
917 00:43:28 [stammers]
918 00:43:30 Yep.
919 00:43:33 They move.
920 00:43:35 - [laughs]- [trills lips]
921 00:43:41 [exhales sharply]
922 00:43:44 Is it how you imagined it?
923 00:43:46 It's perfect.
924 00:43:53 [Joan] Oh, boy. Oh. Okay.
925 00:43:56 Okay.
926 00:43:57 - [screams]- [laughs]
927 00:44:00 Can't die twice.
928 00:44:01 You can't die twice.
929 00:44:03 [sighs] Okay.
930 00:44:04 - [shouts]- [laughs]
931 00:44:12 This okay?
932 00:44:15 Mm-hmm.
933 00:44:17 - Yeah.- Yeah?
934 00:44:20 No, we didn't knowwhere to put any of the trash.
935 00:44:23 And so we didn't know they had a placewhere bears didn't get to.
936 00:44:27 It's cold. Was it always this cold?
937 00:44:30 [laughing] It's cold.
938 00:44:35 Let's get yousomewhere nice and warm, huh?
939 00:44:38 Mmm.
940 00:44:39 I don't like how Luke's been going aroundtelling people he died in the war.
941 00:44:42 Larry, the man died in the war.
942 00:44:43 No, I know, but it's the way he says it."The war," like it's one of the cool ones.
943 00:44:47 Okay, I think we should stop squabblingabout his obvious heroism,
944 00:44:51 because I don't thinkthat's our strongest point of attack.
945 00:44:53 [breathing heavily]
946 00:44:55 The problem isLuke's always been a memory.
947 00:44:58 Now, I don't knowhow you compete with a memory.
948 00:45:00 All we are, are a collection of memories.
949 00:45:03 That's depressing. I don't like that.
950 00:45:05 But the point is, you're goingto have to remind her
951 00:45:07 of why she fell in love with youin the first place.
952 00:45:11 Honestly…
953 00:45:14 I don't know why she fell in love with me.
954 00:45:16 Mmm.
955 00:45:18 Well, you're gonna haveto figure that out. And fast.
956 00:45:27 There's someone here I gotta find.
957 00:45:28 Okay. Now we're cooking.Now we're cooking.
958 00:45:34 My great-granddaughter Charlottewould love this place.
959 00:45:37 She's a little adventurer.
960 00:45:40 I guess so was her mother,for that matter.
961 00:45:44 - Sorry.- It's fine.
962 00:45:48 I'm sure she misses you.
963 00:45:50 So is that okay? You know, talking about…
964 00:45:53 - Mm-hmm. [sips] Yeah.- Okay.
965 00:45:56 - You're not angry with me?- For what?
966 00:45:58 It's just… Sixty-seven years, you know?
967 00:46:00 I remarried after two years,and you waited 67 years.
968 00:46:06 Sixty-seven years. Wow.
969 00:46:10 - [laughs]- Mmm.
970 00:46:14 Yeah.
971 00:46:19 [breathes deeply]
972 00:46:21 When eternity's on the line, one lifetimeof waiting seems like nothing.
973 00:46:30 Jesus, you are so perfect.
974 00:46:32 I'm not perfect.
975 00:46:33 Oh, that's what perfect people say.[laughs]
976 00:46:35 Fine. I hate hearing about your kids
977 00:46:37 and your grandkidsand the kids they had, okay?
978 00:46:39 I mean, I don't-I don't hate them.
979 00:46:41 Okay.
980 00:46:45 But it kills me that I didn't getto have all that with you.
981 00:46:50 [sighs]
982 00:46:53 I'm glad you had it.
983 00:46:56 I'm glad you had a happy life.
984 00:47:02 [inhales sharply]
985 00:47:05 I would go to the dockswaiting for you to return.
986 00:47:08 Watching all the soldiers streamonto shore,
987 00:47:11 'cause I convinced myselfthat they got it wrong.
988 00:47:13 - That you would be among them. And…- Joan.
989 00:47:18 I would just sit and watch and wait.
990 00:47:27 So I…
991 00:47:31 I did wait for you, Luke.
992 00:47:36 Yeah.
993 00:47:43 Hmm.
994 00:47:44 Hey.
995 00:47:47 Come with me.
996 00:48:00 [crying]
997 00:48:06 If I wasn't already dead,I'd be worried you're about to kill me.
998 00:48:13 - Do you trust me?- Oh. [chuckling] Sure.
999 00:48:17 Come on.
1000 00:48:22 Hello, Mr. Fenwick.
1001 00:48:25 Just Fenwick.
1002 00:48:28 Right. Uh, we haven't been here before--
1003 00:48:30 Individual or shared?
1004 00:48:34 - Shared.- Do not touch the exhibits.
1005 00:48:36 Remember, the exhibits aren't real.
1006 00:48:38 We take no responsibilityfor emotional trauma.
1007 00:48:42 Happy reliving.
1008 00:48:44 You ready?
1009 00:48:45 For what?
1010 00:48:47 [chuckles]
1011 00:49:00 [Luke] Every eternity has one.
1012 00:49:01 We call it archive tunnels.
1013 00:49:03 [Joan] Which means?
1014 00:49:05 [Luke] I don't know.I've never been to an eternity before.
1015 00:49:11 We can find out together.
1016 00:49:22 [gasps]
1017 00:49:23 - [Luke] Hi. What's your name?- Oh.
1018 00:49:26 - Yeah, you.- Oh. I-I'm Joan.
1019 00:49:28 Yeah.
1020 00:49:30 [laughs] What's your name?
1021 00:49:31 - Luke.- Nice to meet you, Luke.
1022 00:49:34 - Oh, Luke.- [Luke] Joan's a pretty name.
1023 00:49:36 I haven't seen you around here before.
1024 00:49:38 [Joan] Oh… [stammering] …well,I just moved to the city.
1025 00:49:41 Just around the corner. Briar…
1026 00:49:43 [Luke] Briar cliff?
1027 00:49:44 Come on.
1028 00:49:51 [chatting indistinctly]
1029 00:49:54 - [Luke] I was so nervous. Look at me.- That's not what I'm saying--
1030 00:49:57 Look at you.
1031 00:49:59 Oh. [laughing]
1032 00:50:08 [Luke] Joan, I love you so much.
1033 00:50:10 [Joan chuckles, gasps]
1034 00:50:22 [Luke] Come on.
1035 00:50:25 [breathing heavily]
1036 00:50:29 Oh, nope. No, no.
1037 00:50:31 No. Luke, come on.
1038 00:50:32 - Oh, we're really going for it, eh?- Hey.
1039 00:50:35 Stop! [laughing]
1040 00:50:53 [Luke sighs]
1041 00:50:57 I don't wanna see this one.
1042 00:51:03 I love you.
1043 00:51:15 [sighs] Worst day of my life.
1044 00:51:19 [breathes shakily, cries]
1045 00:51:28 Luke. [breathes shakily]
1046 00:51:30 I missed you so much.
1047 00:51:34 Yeah.
1048 00:51:52 [kisses]
1049 00:51:54 [breathes deeply]
1050 00:52:02 We should go.
1051 00:52:04 Luke, please.
1052 00:52:05 I don't remember this.
1053 00:52:07 - You don't need to see this.- What's he doing at our dock?
1054 00:52:11 Can we just go please?
1055 00:52:12 [gasps] Please…
1056 00:52:14 Oh, God, Luke. Please.
1057 00:52:16 [laughs]
1058 00:52:20 [Larry] Will you marry me?
1059 00:52:22 - [Joan laughs] Of course.- [Larry chuckles]
1060 00:52:25 He made her death about him.It's selfish, is what it is.
1061 00:52:28 - If you say so. So who's Karen?- Oh, God. She's a neighbor.
1062 00:52:33 Longest-serving memberof the Oakdale Avenue HOA,
1063 00:52:35 and she won't let you forget it.
1064 00:52:38 She would always leave theselittle sticky notes on my door.
1065 00:52:40 - She was a very passive-aggressive woman.- Okay. Here we are. Here we are.
1066 00:52:43 - Gimme some space.- Sorry.
1067 00:52:49 [gasps] Larry. I heard about the pretzels.
1068 00:52:52 Karen. You're still old.
1069 00:52:54 I'm 72 now, thank you very much.
1070 00:52:57 Yeah, no.
1071 00:52:58 Sorry,it's just a weird age to be your happiest.
1072 00:53:01 - You remember when Jim died?- That was your happiest?
1073 00:53:04 - When your husband died?- Oh, Jim was a dear.
1074 00:53:06 But anyway, that summer when I went onthat pottery retreat with my friend Barb…
1075 00:53:11 Right.
1076 00:53:12 Well, Barb and I were lovers.
1077 00:53:13 - [gasps]- Oh. I-I didn't--
1078 00:53:15 I went full lesbian for three months,and it was fabulous.
1079 00:53:20 But then I came back and I had the kids,and the grandkids
1080 00:53:24 and the church group, and I just wentback into that miserable old closet.
1081 00:53:28 Oh, that explainswhy you were so mean to me.
1082 00:53:30 Oh, no. I just didn't like you.
1083 00:53:32 Right.
1084 00:53:33 I came around eventually.
1085 00:53:35 - You grow on people, Larry.- Mm-hmm.
1086 00:53:38 I'm thinking…
1087 00:53:42 Paris Land.
1088 00:53:43 It's basically Paris in the '60s,but they speak English with an accent.
1089 00:53:47 And they have civil rights.
1090 00:53:49 I take it you're waiting on Joan.
1091 00:53:51 No, she's already here.
1092 00:53:52 Ooh, shit week for Oakdale.
1093 00:53:55 - So where you guys going?- It's complicated.
1094 00:53:58 - Oh, are you gay too?- Mmm.
1095 00:54:00 - Honestly, that would be easier.- [Karen sighs] Look at you.
1096 00:54:04 You seem so uncomfortable.
1097 00:54:07 - [Anna] Mm-hmm.- Nah.
1098 00:54:09 - I-I'm hot.- [Karen] Think about it.
1099 00:54:10 The worst thing in the worldhas already happened to you.
1100 00:54:12 [chuckles] He wishes.
1101 00:54:14 - Do tell.- So, girl, this is what happened.
1102 00:54:17 Okay. L-Listen,I came here to ask a question,
1103 00:54:19 and goddamn it,I'm gonna ask Karen a question.
1104 00:54:21 Then ask the question.
1105 00:54:23 Karen, did Joan ever mention, um…
1106 00:54:29 Why do you think she fell in love with me?
1107 00:54:35 - [Karen] Uh…- Karen, say something.
1108 00:54:37 - Anything. Just say something.- Well, I…
1109 00:54:40 - Um… [sighs]- Anything.
1110 00:54:43 [inhales deeply] I don't know.She just did.
1111 00:54:46 - [Larry sighs]- I mean, I-I never thought
1112 00:54:48 she'd be happy again after Luke died…
1113 00:54:50 - [groans]- …but you made her happy.
1114 00:54:52 Mmm.
1115 00:54:53 You made your life about making her happy.
1116 00:54:56 - Isn't that enough?- [Larry] Eh.
1117 00:54:59 Luke is here.
1118 00:55:00 - Joan's Luke?- Mm-hmm.
1119 00:55:02 - Oh, he was so dreamy.- [groans]
1120 00:55:06 I used to pretend I fancied him.
1121 00:55:07 - Of course, I didn't.- Because you're a big, secret lesbian?
1122 00:55:10 - Exactly.- Mmm.
1123 00:55:11 But, wow.
1124 00:55:13 He was perfect.
1125 00:55:14 Hey, listen to me.
1126 00:55:16 No one is perfect.
1127 00:55:18 No one is perfect!
1128 00:55:19 - [Karen] Larry, don't be like that!- No one is perfect!
1129 00:55:23 - [Joan] Luke. Luke, would you calm down?- [Luke] About what?
1130 00:55:26 [grunts] You know, if you just…
1131 00:55:28 If you think about it,it was his way of saying
1132 00:55:32 that-that he knew that youwould always be a part of me.
1133 00:55:34 Come on, Joan. He wormed his way in.
1134 00:55:36 He manipulated you by using your grief.
1135 00:55:39 - No.- He is such a leech.
1136 00:55:40 That is not what happened, okay?
1137 00:55:42 You left.
1138 00:55:46 I didn't leave. I died.
1139 00:55:49 [breathes heavily]
1140 00:55:53 Would you have said yesif you weren't still grieving?
1141 00:55:57 I never stopped grieving.
1142 00:56:01 Would you say yes?
1143 00:56:08 [scoffs]
1144 00:56:17 [Anna] Larry, Larry! Listen.
1145 00:56:19 I am rooting for you,but this is not the way, okay?
1146 00:56:21 It's not even about him.This is about you and Joan.
1147 00:56:24 The woman who you have lovedfor 65 beautiful years,
1148 00:56:27 and have made her very happy.
1149 00:56:29 This is about showing that same womanthat you're willing
1150 00:56:32 to spend all of eternity togetherto do the same thing.
1151 00:56:35 - Now, is this gonna make her happy?- [grunts]
1152 00:56:39 - Okay, cool.- What kind of creep
1153 00:56:40 leaves their door unlocked?
1154 00:56:41 - Maybe he doesn't have anything to hide.- Nah, everybody's got something to hide.
1155 00:56:45 [Anna sighs]
1156 00:56:47 That's a little dramatic.
1157 00:56:49 It's actually really hard to keeptrack of time here, so I applaud him.
1158 00:56:51 It's very practical.
1159 00:56:53 Larry, come on.
1160 00:56:56 Ha! Does a perfect person look at this?
1161 00:56:58 You've never looked at porn before, Larry?
1162 00:57:03 - [Anna] Mm-hmm.- Ah. What about this?
1163 00:57:05 Look at all these numbers.
1164 00:57:07 - Yeah, it's numbers.- That one's got lipstick.
1165 00:57:09 - Mm-hmm.- That means they're kissing.
1166 00:57:11 Yeah, it's been 67 years.What would you do?
1167 00:57:16 Larry, come on. This is enough.It's too much.
1168 00:57:19 Yeah. What am I doing? Let's go. [sniffs]
1169 00:57:21 - Let's just go.- What the…
1170 00:57:24 You goddamn snake.
1171 00:57:25 Well, clearly the datedidn't go too well, did it?
1172 00:57:27 Oh, you took advantage of her.
1173 00:57:28 What're you talking about?
1174 00:57:30 You made your engagement about me.
1175 00:57:33 You used my death to worm your way in.
1176 00:57:35 - I don't have to listen to this.- I felt awful leaving Joan alone.
1177 00:57:37 I genuinely hoped she would find someone.
1178 00:57:39 Yeah, right.
1179 00:57:40 But she woulda beenbetter off alone than with you.
1180 00:57:43 - [grunting, panting]- Well, I tried.
1181 00:57:48 Hey, is that hair dye? [laughs]
1182 00:57:50 [Luke groans]
1183 00:57:52 [Larry] Stop!
1184 00:57:55 My nose!
1185 00:57:59 Get off of me!
1186 00:58:00 - Get off me!- Get off me.
1187 00:58:02 That's it? That's all y'all can do?
1188 00:58:07 I didn't betray you, Luke.
1189 00:58:09 [pants] I didn't even know you.
1190 00:58:11 Yeah. Then why did you proposeat the dock? [sniffs]
1191 00:58:20 Larry.
1192 00:58:21 [announcer] Trauma specialiststo Junction 145.
1193 00:58:24 Plane crash incoming.
1194 00:58:26 Baby formula. Here.
1195 00:58:27 - Sir…- We also do breast milk.
1196 00:58:28 [vendors talking]
1197 00:58:30 - Just a minute of your time. Please!- Okay.
1198 00:58:31 - L-Let's get you somewhere quiet.- [Joan] Oh, God.
1199 00:58:33 - Bromance World.- Why won't anybody come to Library World?
1200 00:58:42 [announcer]Final call for High School World.
1201 00:58:47 What's wrong with these eternities?
1202 00:58:50 Oh, some are full.
1203 00:58:53 - Others are just out of fashion.- Hmm.
1204 00:58:56 Quite a few of them weren't very PC bytoday's standards.
1205 00:59:00 If that makes any sense.
1206 00:59:02 So, like, what happened tothe people inside of them?
1207 00:59:05 They are still in thereliving out their afterlives.
1208 00:59:10 Right.
1209 00:59:17 Oh, God.
1210 00:59:19 [sighs] I don't know what to do.
1211 00:59:24 You spent your entire lifeworrying about other people.
1212 00:59:28 Now it's time to decidewhat's best for you.
1213 00:59:31 Let me guess.
1214 00:59:33 Luke is best for me?
1215 00:59:36 I want you to choose Lukebecause it's the life you missed.
1216 00:59:40 Eternity is a long time to have regrets.
1217 00:59:44 But that's your decision to make.
1218 00:59:48 [breathes shakily] Oh, God.
1219 00:59:50 What if I… What if I…I don't know what to choose?
1220 00:59:53 Well, you need to figure it out.
1221 00:59:56 Sorry.
1222 01:00:05 Just have fun at the beach tomorrow.
1223 01:00:08 It is a paradise after all.
1224 01:00:13 [snoring]
1225 01:00:17 I didn't think it would be this busy.
1226 01:00:21 - Yeah, it's fine.- Very popular. It's okay.
1227 01:00:24 Wonder if we can get an umbrella.
1228 01:00:25 [Joan] Yeah, you'd think that they wouldhand one to you, huh? Or a chair?
1229 01:00:34 [Larry] Look at the view.
1230 01:00:38 [sighs]
1231 01:00:43 You were so beautiful, honey.
1232 01:00:45 Oh. [chuckles]
1233 01:00:46 I mean, you are beautiful.
1234 01:00:48 And you've always been beautiful,
1235 01:00:51 - you never stopped being beautiful.- I get what you mean, love.
1236 01:00:54 [Larry breathes deeply]
1237 01:00:56 You are right though.This would've been a nice vacation.
1238 01:01:00 I mean, it doesn't have to be here.
1239 01:01:02 If you want another eternity, we can…
1240 01:01:06 We can go to space for all I care.
1241 01:01:07 As long as Luke's not floating around.
1242 01:01:15 [snoring]
1243 01:01:18 You look pretty good yourself.
1244 01:01:23 - [gasps]- [beachgoer] Fore!
1245 01:01:24 That's golf, idiot!
1246 01:01:26 [Joan] Okay, Larry, it's a child.
1247 01:01:27 Oh, he's-he's probably 90.
1248 01:01:28 I actually died when I was nine.
1249 01:01:31 - Oh.- Oh.
1250 01:01:32 - Right. [clears throat]- Hit and run.
1251 01:01:35 Least it was quick.
1252 01:01:36 It was not quick.
1253 01:01:38 It was very, very slow.
1254 01:01:42 - Oh.- [mouthing words] Get. Get.
1255 01:01:45 Hon, why don't we…why don't we just get out of here.
1256 01:01:47 Okay.
1257 01:01:54 [Larry] How was my funeral?
1258 01:01:55 Decent turnout?
1259 01:01:57 Yeah, you would've liked it.
1260 01:01:59 Really?
1261 01:02:00 Well, I mean, you would'vepretended to hate it, but it was nice.
1262 01:02:03 [laughs]
1263 01:02:05 - Zach did the eulogy.- [chuckles]
1264 01:02:08 Did he try to be funny?
1265 01:02:09 Yeah, he did. He did try to be funny.But, you know, it was sweet.
1266 01:02:14 The kids were-were so devastated.
1267 01:02:17 Who was the most devastated?
1268 01:02:21 - [chuckling] I'm not answering that.- [chuckling]
1269 01:02:27 Sweetie,I'm sorry I wasn't there when you…
1270 01:02:31 You know.
1271 01:02:33 Yeah, but you werewaiting for me when I arrived.
1272 01:02:39 [breathes deeply]
1273 01:02:41 The kids will be happythat we're together.
1274 01:02:49 [sighs]
1275 01:02:52 Larry.
1276 01:02:53 Mmm?
1277 01:02:56 You have to understandthat I'm in an impossible situation.
1278 01:03:02 No. I don't understand.
1279 01:03:06 I understand you loved Luke.
1280 01:03:08 I loved Sally Daniels in the ninth grade.
1281 01:03:10 He wasn't some childhood crush, Larry.He was my husband.
1282 01:03:12 Yeah, but we built a life together,and now you just wanna throw it all away.
1283 01:03:15 Well, I never had a chanceto start a life with Luke, and…
1284 01:03:19 - you know, God, he waited 67--- Sixty-seven years.
1285 01:03:22 Yeah, I get it.I would've done the same thing.
1286 01:03:24 Well, you knew I was close.
1287 01:03:26 I was ready to waitfor as long as it took.
1288 01:03:31 - [sighs]- I was.
1289 01:03:32 It's getting late.We should head back, okay, honey?
1290 01:03:37 [sighs]
1291 01:03:41 You're an idiot, Larry.
1292 01:03:42 Okay, hold on.
1293 01:03:43 I'm holding on.
1294 01:03:45 - [Larry] You gotta shift your weight.- Okay, okay.
1295 01:03:47 - Just don't hurt yourself, please.- [Larry] I know, but you're gonna tip us.
1296 01:03:51 [panting]
1297 01:03:53 - ["I Can't Forget" playing on radio]- ♪ I can't forget you ♪
1298 01:03:57 ♪ I've got these memories of you ♪
1299 01:04:02 - ♪ I can't forget you ♪- [sighs deeply]
1300 01:04:06 ♪ I'll always be loving you ♪
1301 01:04:11 ♪ Once we were happy ♪
1302 01:04:15 ♪ We were so carefree and gay ♪
1303 01:04:18 [Joan] Come on, I wanna see the kids.
1304 01:04:19 But you take a wrong turnin one of those things,
1305 01:04:21 you could be stuck inyour worst nightmare.
1306 01:04:23 Okay, what… Forget about it.I just… I thought it could be fun.
1307 01:04:26 I-I know. I'm just…I'm-I'm trying to protect you.
1308 01:04:28 No, you are protecting yourself.
1309 01:04:31 What're you so afraid you'll see?
1310 01:04:33 - Hmm?- [sighs]
1311 01:04:34 It doesn't matter. It's fine.
1312 01:04:36 - You don't know what's going--- Honey, it's okay.
1313 01:04:38 Gonna happen in there.
1314 01:04:39 [Larry] Wait. [stammers] Joan… I…
1315 01:04:42 Look. They look miserable.
1316 01:04:47 [sighs]
1317 01:04:54 Larry, do you remember our first date?
1318 01:04:57 The flat.
1319 01:04:58 When we pulled over,do you remember what you said?
1320 01:05:01 You said that, "This isthe perfect place for a flat tire.
1321 01:05:05 Wide shoulder, beautiful day, quiet road."
1322 01:05:09 Till I realized I didn't have a spare.
1323 01:05:12 Yeah, well, you never let me know it.
1324 01:05:16 You seemed so broken back then, honey.
1325 01:05:18 I-I felt like I neededto be strong for you.
1326 01:05:22 I just wanted to make everything okay.
1327 01:05:25 Right down to that flat tire.
1328 01:05:28 And you did make everything okay.
1329 01:05:31 We had a wonderful life together.
1330 01:05:38 [sighs]
1331 01:05:42 Come here.
1332 01:05:43 [breathes deeply]
1333 01:06:05 I don't care where we end up.
1334 01:06:06 Just as long as we're together.
1335 01:06:10 [elevator dings]
1336 01:06:18 Okay.
1337 01:06:19 - So, uh, what-what's what's going on?- What is…
1338 01:06:21 Yeah, what're you guys--
1339 01:06:23 I think it's important you hearwhat Luke has to say.
1340 01:06:24 I'm so sorry, Larry.
1341 01:06:25 You should be, 'cause afterLarry broke into my apartment, I--
1342 01:06:28 - [stammers] After he what?- [stammers] No, the door was open.
1343 01:06:31 - Was it?- Jesus, Larry.
1344 01:06:32 - Not a big deal.- What is your… Sorry, what is that?
1345 01:06:34 - [Luke] Do the honors.- Okay. Look, that I can ex…
1346 01:06:36 - I can explain. It's okay.- It sounds way worse than it is.
1347 01:06:39 - "Dear Jo, I…" No.- No. Give it to me.
1348 01:06:40 We don't need to do this right now.
1349 01:06:42 - Honey… Just give me…- Joanie, I just wanted you to know
1350 01:06:44 - the truth about this man.- Hey, I can… Let me talk--
1351 01:06:46 - [Larry groans]- [Luke] Oh, go grovel.
1352 01:06:48 Just… Okay. I know,but it-it-it's out of context, honey.
1353 01:06:52 Yes, it is.
1354 01:06:53 I'm sorry, you said that…
1355 01:06:55 that you were willingto wait as long as it took,
1356 01:06:57 but you-you couldn'teven last a measly week?
1357 01:06:59 I was. I honest… I…
1358 01:07:01 Um, I was tryingto set up our eternity, and--
1359 01:07:03 And you just assumedthat I would come find you?
1360 01:07:04 Well, yeah, because you're my wife.
1361 01:07:05 I'm sorry, you were… you were reallywilling to trick me into an eternity?
1362 01:07:10 No, swe… I wasn't tryingto trick you, okay? I honestly…
1363 01:07:12 I swear to God,I thought I was doing the right thing.
1364 01:07:14 God. And to thinkI was killing myself over this.
1365 01:07:17 And you-you…
1366 01:07:20 God, you-you are so selfish!
1367 01:07:24 - I'm being selfish?- Yeah.
1368 01:07:25 You are being selfish, because you're here
1369 01:07:27 trying to decide between a man buffet of…
1370 01:07:30 men.
1371 01:07:31 [stammering] And I guarantee you'vealready slept with Mr. Perfect over here.
1372 01:07:34 - I'm not perfect.- As a matter of fact, I haven't.
1373 01:07:36 But you know what?
1374 01:07:37 Yeah, I've thought about it.
1375 01:07:39 I mean, who wouldn't wantthat kind of fiery, sparky love?
1376 01:07:43 - Hell yeah.- No.
1377 01:07:46 I guess everyone's been right then.
1378 01:07:48 About what, Larry?
1379 01:07:49 That you never loved methe way that you loved him.
1380 01:07:53 That I was just a consolation prize.
1381 01:08:03 Well, I, uh…
1382 01:08:05 [breathes shakily]I know he would never lie to me.
1383 01:08:09 - Oh, really?- Yeah.
1384 01:08:10 Do you know that he dyes his hair?
1385 01:08:11 And do you know that he's gota-a worryingly large porn collection?
1386 01:08:14 Oh, Jesus Christ, Larry.
1387 01:08:15 I know about the Playboy s in the garage.
1388 01:08:17 Coasters, coasters.Tell her about the coasters.
1389 01:08:18 Yes, and the coasters.
1390 01:08:20 He's got a, uh, a basket of coasterswith ladies' numbers on 'em.
1391 01:08:22 Okay… What is he talking about?
1392 01:08:24 What is he talking about?He's talking about breaking and entering.
1393 01:08:26 No, see. He's being… He's very…
1394 01:08:28 - He's slippery.- Oh, yeah?
1395 01:08:29 He's a snakeand he's being purposefully vague.
1396 01:08:31 Yeah, like how he was with "the war."
1397 01:08:33 Ignore them, Luke. You're perfect.
1398 01:08:35 [screaming]
1399 01:08:39 - He's unhinged.- You okay, babe?
1400 01:08:42 I'm not perfect, okay? Yes, I dye my hair.
1401 01:08:45 And yes, I slept with a fewwomen over the last 60 years.
1402 01:08:49 Oh, okay. I mean, that's understandable.
1403 01:08:50 And one guy. One guy.
1404 01:08:53 - [Anna] Don't lie.- Two.
1405 01:08:54 Two guys. Just to see. Both times.
1406 01:08:56 And I went through that BDSM phaseabout 30 years ago--
1407 01:08:59 Yes, you did.I remember it like it was yesterday.
1408 01:09:01 - [cheers]- Yeah, me too.
1409 01:09:02 Was fun, but n-not for me.
1410 01:09:03 I didn't expect you to bea-a priest for so long--
1411 01:09:06 And I think I was beginningto bald when I died. I-I-I comb it over.
1412 01:09:09 Whatever. You keep saying I'm perfect,you keep saying I'm perfect,
1413 01:09:11 everyone keeps saying I'm perfect.I am not perfect. Nobody is perfect.
1414 01:09:14 Finally. Thank you.
1415 01:09:15 But I did wait.
1416 01:09:17 I waited for you, Joanie.
1417 01:09:22 He should at least losesome points for all the sex.
1418 01:09:24 God, this is not a competition, Larry.
1419 01:09:26 - [both] Yes, it is!- [Anna] Sweetheart.
1420 01:09:27 - It is 100%, for sure a competition.- It is in fact a competition.
1421 01:09:29 - That's literally what we're here for.- Look, Joan.
1422 01:09:33 I'm done with the games. You needto decide if it's me or if it's him.
1423 01:09:37 Yeah, you need to make a decision.
1424 01:09:39 - [Luke] Who's it gonna be?- [Larry] Which one?
1425 01:09:41 [Luke] It's gotta be one of us.You gotta pick.
1426 01:09:43 I-I think we need to givemy client some time to think.
1427 01:09:46 Let's just go for a walk.Let her breathe a little.
1428 01:09:52 [Ryan]Let's get you boys something to drink.
1429 01:09:54 - [Anna] A drink sounds nice, right?- [door opens]
1430 01:09:56 [Ryan] Something stiff.
1431 01:09:58 [door closes]
1432 01:09:59 [sighs]
1433 01:10:09 - [insects chirping]- [knocks on door]
1434 01:10:12 [sighs]
1435 01:10:19 [groans]
1436 01:10:23 [sighs]
1437 01:10:28 God.
1438 01:10:33 Yeah?
1439 01:10:35 I heard you kicked it too.
1440 01:10:39 [crying]
1441 01:10:41 Sweetie…
1442 01:10:45 Oh…
1443 01:10:49 Well, I guess there's nothing morewe can do. It's up to her.
1444 01:10:59 [sighs]
1445 01:11:01 [grunts, sniffs]
1446 01:11:05 Can I have one of them?
1447 01:11:08 Just relax and get your mindoff those boys.
1448 01:11:12 We deserve this.
1449 01:11:13 You know what's funny about you being here
1450 01:11:15 is that you actually knew mewhen I was with both of them.
1451 01:11:18 Oh, for Christ's sake, Joan.
1452 01:11:20 - Drink.- Oh, sure.
1453 01:11:21 Just… [grunts] Mmm.
1454 01:11:23 - I got a toast. This one is for Korea.- Yeah, you're damn right.
1455 01:11:27 Not enough films made about it.
1456 01:11:29 Well, except M*A*S*H .
1457 01:11:32 [blows] What the hell's M*A*S*H ?
1458 01:11:35 Ah, man. You gotta watch M*A*S*H .
1459 01:11:37 Then I choose Luke.
1460 01:11:40 - Okay.- No.
1461 01:11:42 Larry.
1462 01:11:45 Larry. Okay.
1463 01:11:47 God, shitty shit!
1464 01:11:49 I'm so sorry.
1465 01:11:50 [sighs]
1466 01:11:52 [chair squeaking]
1467 01:11:53 - I don't think you're going bald.- What're you talking about?
1468 01:11:56 No. It can…
1469 01:11:57 You can easily pass that offas a double crown.
1470 01:11:59 You know what? I appreciate that.
1471 01:12:01 A-And you're pretty handsome yourself.
1472 01:12:02 You don't… You don't have to say that.
1473 01:12:04 You're a catch.Y-Y-You got that mysterious thing.
1474 01:12:07 Like, "I'm thinking deep stuff."And women, they're into that.
1475 01:12:10 Really? 'Cause I'm not. I mean, honestly.
1476 01:12:13 I've been dead, and I haven't oncethought about the meaning of life.
1477 01:12:16 They're like, "This is it." and I'm like,"Yeah, that makes sense to me."
1478 01:12:18 You're smart. Don't overthink it.
1479 01:12:20 You know who you are, you knowwhat you want, and you go and get it.
1480 01:12:23 You start thinking aboutall the infinite possibilities,
1481 01:12:25 and guess what? You never move.
1482 01:12:27 - She doesn't deserve you.- And she doesn't deserve you.
1483 01:12:30 You are smart, you are handsome,and you're a war hero.
1484 01:12:33 And you gave her kids.
1485 01:12:34 - I did.- I bet you looked after 'em well.
1486 01:12:37 - Yeah, I did.- Salud.
1487 01:12:39 And at first, it was about Luke and me.
1488 01:12:43 And then there were decisionsabout Larry and me.
1489 01:12:46 - And, you know, it was about the kids.- Are you considering this eternity?
1490 01:12:49 And, you know, work.But this one is about me.
1491 01:12:53 And…
1492 01:12:55 - [groans]- You are dead.
1493 01:12:58 - Jesus, Karen.- You lived your life,
1494 01:13:01 and now you're dead.
1495 01:13:02 You have no obligations to anyone.
1496 01:13:06 Maybe it's best youall have a clean slate.
1497 01:13:08 Uh, i-it's just we have others interested,and I feel--
1498 01:13:12 A little less of this,a little more of this.
1499 01:13:15 Thank you, honey.
1500 01:13:16 - Thank you.- [Karen] You can go.
1501 01:13:18 It's just…
1502 01:13:20 - She's a… [sniffing]- She's a perfect person.
1503 01:13:23 She's a perfect person.
1504 01:13:27 [both sobbing]
1505 01:13:31 Come here.
1506 01:13:40 [rooster crows]
1507 01:13:41 [Joan groans]
1508 01:13:44 [busy signal beeping]
1509 01:13:47 [knocks on door]
1510 01:13:49 [Joan] Coming!
1511 01:13:57 [Joan groaning]
1512 01:14:06 Do we have a little headache this morning?
1513 01:14:10 I've made my decision.
1514 01:14:12 [smacks lips] Okay.
1515 01:14:13 [breathes deeply]I'll gather your husbands.
1516 01:14:17 I need a shower.
1517 01:14:18 Yeah. You do.
1518 01:14:21 I'm so nervous. Are you guys nervous?
1519 01:14:23 You should definitely be nervous.You too. Not to…
1520 01:14:25 Not to mean that you should bemore nervous than anybody else,
1521 01:14:27 but I'm just saying there'sa lot of nerves going all around.
1522 01:14:29 - Hey. Why are you talking so fast?- Are you nervous?
1523 01:14:31 Oh, my gosh. 'Cause I'm nervous.
1524 01:14:33 You guys should both beshitting yourselves right now.
1525 01:14:35 - [Larry] Shut up.- [Anna] Sorry.
1526 01:14:45 My client has reached her decision.
1527 01:14:53 Love is a bond greater than death.
1528 01:14:56 - [Anna] Mm-hmm.- Oh.
1529 01:14:58 But some bonds are, well,better bonded. [inhales deeply]
1530 01:15:02 You have your ionic bonds,you have your covalent bonds.
1531 01:15:06 Your savings bonds.
1532 01:15:07 - Bail bonds. You--- Yeah. Okay. That's good.
1533 01:15:09 - That's great. Thank you.- Thank you.
1534 01:15:11 [breathes heavily] Okay.
1535 01:15:17 [breathing shakily] Okay.
1536 01:15:18 So, Larry.
1537 01:15:21 My first morning without you, I…
1538 01:15:25 God, I hoped it was a bad dream.
1539 01:15:26 I-I smelled your toast burning downstairs.
1540 01:15:29 I…
1541 01:15:30 I heard the rattle of the back door and…
1542 01:15:33 You know, I even…
1543 01:15:35 I even threw your pillowson the ground the way…
1544 01:15:38 the way you always did and…
1545 01:15:41 You know, I was pretending…
1546 01:15:44 - [breathes shakily]- It's okay, honey.
1547 01:15:46 [breathes shakily] And,uh, the funny thing is…
1548 01:15:49 is that I… I felt that before.
1549 01:15:51 [swallows] When, uh…
1550 01:15:53 [inhales shakily] When Luke died.
1551 01:15:57 We never had a chanceto see where our love would take us.
1552 01:16:02 But you gave me everythingthat I needed in the time we had.
1553 01:16:09 Yeah.
1554 01:16:13 So…
1555 01:16:14 God, how lucky am I…
1556 01:16:16 [chuckles] …to have had you both,you know?
1557 01:16:20 And, uh, maybe things worked outthe way they were meant to.
1558 01:16:29 Hmm.
1559 01:16:31 S-So, what are you…What are you saying? I don't…
1560 01:16:33 [breathes shakily]
1561 01:16:36 I'm saying, um…
1562 01:16:39 that I choose…
1563 01:16:46 [inhales shakily] I choose neither of you.
1564 01:16:51 - You choose neither of us?- You're kidding, right?
1565 01:16:52 So, you're gonna hurtthree people instead of one?
1566 01:16:54 No, there was never going to… to be one.
1567 01:16:57 Don't you get it?
1568 01:17:00 I was going to be crushed either way.
1569 01:17:02 But we built a life together.
1570 01:17:04 Well, yeah.Maybe the beauty in life is that…
1571 01:17:08 Is that things end.
1572 01:17:11 You know? Maybe that's what…[smacks lips] …this is all for.
1573 01:17:15 So…
1574 01:17:19 So, I choose neither of you.
1575 01:17:25 Yeah. Okay.
1576 01:17:31 [sobs]
1577 01:17:58 [electrical buzzing]
1578 01:18:07 Why do we even bother? I mean, do we help?
1579 01:18:12 - Do we make a difference?- Of course we make a difference.
1580 01:18:15 We annoy them.
1581 01:18:17 They've just died.
1582 01:18:18 They're scared.
1583 01:18:20 It's better to beannoyed than to be scared.
1584 01:18:23 Right?
1585 01:18:34 You sure about this?
1586 01:18:37 Oh, yeah. I'm sure.
1587 01:18:39 Well, let's go. [chuckles]
1588 01:18:47 [Larry] You were right, by the way.Even my proposal was about you.
1589 01:18:51 You were the ghostI could never compete with.
1590 01:18:54 No.
1591 01:18:56 Do you have any ideahow jealous I am of you?
1592 01:19:00 You got to have a life with her.
1593 01:19:05 Hey, you know you werethe last thing I saw before I died?
1594 01:19:09 What do you mean?
1595 01:19:11 [sighs] I was eating a pretzeland my great-granddaughter--
1596 01:19:15 - Charlotte?- Yeah.
1597 01:19:18 Shows me this old pictureof you and Joan on your wedding day.
1598 01:19:23 And then I started choking.
1599 01:19:31 - [chuckles]- [laughs]
1600 01:19:35 Yeah. I gotta admit,you weren't who I was expecting.
1601 01:19:39 You're exactly what I was expecting.
1602 01:19:42 Minus the porn and hair dye.
1603 01:19:46 About six months before I died, I was…
1604 01:19:50 I was graying at the templesand, you know, I just didn't care.
1605 01:19:56 'Cause Joan and I, we'd just hadthis conversation about starting a family.
1606 01:20:04 Everything was laid out in front of us.
1607 01:20:08 [inhales deeply] That was my happiest.
1608 01:20:15 I'm 35.
1609 01:20:17 Joan was pregnant with our secondand we went out to dinner one night.
1610 01:20:24 The doctor was telling usabout all these new studies
1611 01:20:27 where you're not supposed to drinkwhen you're pregnant.
1612 01:20:30 And I got my glass of wineand Joan took a sip of it,
1613 01:20:35 and she just had thislittle smile on her face.
1614 01:20:39 And I don't know but, in that moment,it just felt like we were a team.
1615 01:20:58 You okay?
1616 01:20:59 Oh, my God. [swallows] I have to go.
1617 01:21:11 - [grunts]- What's going on?
1618 01:21:13 Your AC will explain everything.
1619 01:21:14 What's an AC?
1620 01:21:21 [exclaims]
1621 01:21:29 We can go to this café on the Seinewhere a fake Sartre
1622 01:21:33 and fake Camus have a fightand they have great pain au chocolat .
1623 01:21:38 [Joan] Was Camus the onewho always talked about death?
1624 01:21:40 'Cause that just kindasounds pointless now.
1625 01:21:43 Really?
1626 01:21:44 You know, I read Sartre For Beginners .
1627 01:21:48 How do you say Sartre?
1628 01:21:50 - Sar… Sartre.- Sartre.
1629 01:21:52 And--
1630 01:21:54 What's Larry doing here?
1631 01:21:55 I…
1632 01:21:59 [sighs]
1633 01:22:07 - Please. Larry. I made up my mind, okay?- Yeah.
1634 01:22:10 - You know this is best. Okay?- Your hair is different.
1635 01:22:15 - Okay. Thank you.- [clears throat] No.
1636 01:22:17 Y-You never had it like thatwhen we were together.
1637 01:22:20 No. I-I cut it after…
1638 01:22:25 It suits you.
1639 01:22:27 Larry.
1640 01:22:30 You should go with Luke.
1641 01:22:32 Okay? You deserve a shotat that kind of love, honey.
1642 01:22:36 That fiery, sparky kind.
1643 01:22:42 [inhales shakily] But I wasso, so happy with you.
1644 01:22:46 I… [stammers] I know.
1645 01:22:48 But you were happiest with him.
1646 01:22:50 - [clicks tongue] It's okay.- B-But what… What about you?
1647 01:22:55 [breathes heavily]
1648 01:22:57 D-Don't worry about me.I'll be in the sun.
1649 01:23:01 Knowing you're happy makes me happy.
1650 01:23:03 [sniffles]
1651 01:23:05 But it doesn't work unless you're happy.
1652 01:23:10 Oh, Larry.
1653 01:23:19 [Larry sniffles]
1654 01:23:23 [Joan] Okay.
1655 01:23:24 You better go break the newsto Karen. [chuckles]
1656 01:23:28 Okay.
1657 01:23:30 Okay.
1658 01:23:34 - Okay.- It's the right thing.
1659 01:23:37 [Joan] Wow.
1660 01:23:46 [sighs]
1661 01:23:56 [sniffles]
1662 01:24:54 [sniffles]
1663 01:25:03 [announcer] The train doorswill close in 30 minutes.
1664 01:25:08 [Ryan] Babe, we shouldn't flauntour sexy love in front of his face.
1665 01:25:10 He has no one.
1666 01:25:12 - Hey.- Hi.
1667 01:25:13 [chuckles]
1668 01:25:14 How are you holding up, Lar?
1669 01:25:16 Eh, I'm all right.
1670 01:25:18 No hard feelings, right, Larry? [chuckles]
1671 01:25:20 For what it's worth, I totally thoughtyou had it there for a moment.
1672 01:25:22 Thanks.
1673 01:25:25 What's this? Are you two together now?
1674 01:25:27 - [sucks teeth] Yeah. [giggles]- We're gonna give it another go.
1675 01:25:31 Good.
1676 01:25:32 You really showed us that livingwithout someone is a hollow mess.
1677 01:25:35 - What?- I'm sorry.
1678 01:25:37 - Okay.- [Anna] Give us a minute, please.
1679 01:25:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.I miss you already.
1680 01:25:41 God. [chuckles, grunts]
1681 01:25:45 You wanna?
1682 01:25:54 [sighs]
1683 01:25:56 I gotta say,I'm really proud of you, Larry.
1684 01:26:00 You're doing the right thing.
1685 01:26:03 I feel terrible.
1686 01:26:05 Yeah. That happens.
1687 01:26:08 Sometimes doing the right thingdoes feel terrible.
1688 01:26:13 So, you never told me whyyou ended up staying here.
1689 01:26:19 Um, coming here…
1690 01:26:23 I'll just say that coming herewas an improvement for me.
1691 01:26:28 Here, I get to help lost soulsfind their happiness.
1692 01:26:33 And that gives me a sense of purpose.
1693 01:26:35 But after time, you stop caringabout what's best for people.
1694 01:26:39 You're just pushing them along
1695 01:26:41 and making sure the afterlifeis ticking over, you know?
1696 01:26:45 Sell, sell, sell.
1697 01:26:49 But then you came along.
1698 01:26:53 Yeah. With that great ordinary love.
1699 01:26:57 And you reminded meof why I chose this place.
1700 01:27:01 So, thank you for that, Larry.
1701 01:27:06 - Well, I guess you're welcome.- [chuckles]
1702 01:27:14 - [sighs]- So…
1703 01:27:18 have you chosen your eternity?
1704 01:27:24 Yeah, I think I have.
1705 01:27:38 - Okay. Come on.- What?
1706 01:27:40 - Come on. Come on.- Oh, God. Oh, no.
1707 01:27:42 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.- [laughing]
1708 01:27:45 Oh, boy.
1709 01:27:47 - Oh.- Hey.
1710 01:27:49 - Yeah.- It's not bad, huh?
1711 01:27:51 Oh, it's…
1712 01:27:55 It's very charming.
1713 01:28:00 Shit. [laughing]
1714 01:28:02 - A car crash.- Oh.
1715 01:28:04 Uh, old age. Cancer.
1716 01:28:06 - War.- Oh. War. Which one?
1717 01:28:09 - I or II?- Um, Korea.
1718 01:28:11 - Which counts. Yeah.- Oh.
1719 01:28:14 [both speaking French]
1720 01:28:22 Well done.
1721 01:28:23 Thank you.
1722 01:28:26 [panting]
1723 01:28:30 I love you so much.
1724 01:28:33 So much.
1725 01:28:46 [sighs]
1726 01:29:14 - [Larry] Hey.- [Joan] Hi.
1727 01:29:16 Uh, so you like books?
1728 01:29:21 Uh, yeah. I'm a librarian, so…
1729 01:29:23 Can I help you with something?
1730 01:29:24 - Yeah. I can read.- [chuckles]
1731 01:29:26 [Joan] That's good.You're in the right place.
1732 01:29:28 - What's that one?- That's Dickens, Great Expectations .
1733 01:29:32 Any good?
1734 01:29:34 Um, you know, I haven't read it.
1735 01:29:36 But that's'cause I don't really love Dickens.
1736 01:29:38 - Oh.- It's a big controversy.
1737 01:29:40 - Yeah. I hate him.- [laughs]
1738 01:29:44 You got a… You got a nice laugh.
1739 01:29:46 Oh, thank you. [laughing]
1740 01:29:50 - I'm Joan.- Larry.
1741 01:29:51 - Nice to meet you, Larry.- Nice to meet you.
1742 01:29:53 [strains] Okay.
1743 01:29:56 [panting] Okay.
1744 01:29:59 - That's it, slow and steady.- Okay.
1745 01:30:03 [panting] Okay.
1746 01:30:04 Keep up the good work, Joan.
1747 01:30:06 Oh, yeah. Thanks, Simon.[whispers] Go fuck yourself.
1748 01:30:08 [pants]
1749 01:30:10 - It's good.- [Luke] Yeah, really good.
1750 01:30:11 - Oh, it feels good.- Come on, let's go.
1751 01:30:13 Okay.
1752 01:30:16 [whistling]
1753 01:30:20 [baby crying]
1754 01:30:23 [Larry] What is that?
1755 01:30:26 Who's that?
1756 01:30:27 [crying continues]
1757 01:30:29 How is it that he alreadyneeds to poop again?
1758 01:30:31 Four months oldand he's already shitting like a man.
1759 01:30:33 - Yeah.- That's my boy.
1760 01:30:35 - [Joan] Oh, honey.- [Larry] What's that?
1761 01:30:37 [Joan] You stink.
1762 01:30:43 - [laughing]- Janet, Connor. Connor, Janet.
1763 01:30:45 - They died doing a… What--- Gender reveal party.
1764 01:30:48 - Yeah. Gender reveal party.- Yeah. There was so much blood.
1765 01:30:50 Everywhere. Just oozing.
1766 01:30:51 We didn't see it coming.We'd al… We looked in.
1767 01:30:53 We were like,"Oh, what's going on in here?"
1768 01:30:54 Boom! Blew our heads right off.
1769 01:30:56 - I love it when you do that.- Whoa.
1770 01:31:04 Thank you, Fenwick.
1771 01:31:11 [sighs]
1772 01:31:14 Are you sure you don't wanna come?The powder's fresh, J-Bae.
1773 01:31:16 Oh, I got plenty of powder yesterday.
1774 01:31:18 - Powdered out. So…- You sure?
1775 01:31:20 - Uh-huh. Have fun.- Okay. Give me a kiss.
1776 01:31:22 - Okay.- I love you.
1777 01:31:23 - I love you too. Bye.- Bye.
1778 01:31:25 - [giggles]- Cute.
1779 01:31:28 - [Luke] You sure?- [chuckles]
1780 01:31:34 You know, people die at these things?I saw it on the Internet.
1781 01:31:40 - [laughs] It's a gender reveal party.- They're lethal and stupid.
1782 01:31:44 [older Joan] Oh, just let 'em make a fuss.
1783 01:31:46 [older Larry] I mean, I get, you know,eliminating the surprise
1784 01:31:49 but it's not party-worthy.
1785 01:31:51 [older Joan] You know, oneof the great joys of my life
1786 01:31:52 has been allowing for surprises.
1787 01:31:54 Remember when you were convincedthat Zach was a girl?
1788 01:31:58 [older Larry] Well, everything hasto be a party nowadays.
1789 01:32:01 - [older Joan] You hate parties.- Everything has to be an event.
1790 01:32:03 [older Joan] No, no. You hate having fun.
1791 01:32:05 [older Larry] You know, kids havepreschool graduations now.
1792 01:32:08 You haven't achieved anything yet.
1793 01:32:11 Can we just… Can we just enjoy it?
1794 01:32:16 - I'll see you tomorrow.- [sighs] Look, lady.
1795 01:32:18 It's not too healthy to becoming back here all the time.
1796 01:32:22 It's important to move on.
1797 01:32:26 Mmm.
1798 01:32:31 [fire crackling]
1799 01:32:32 This is perfect, huh?
1800 01:32:36 Huh?
1801 01:32:38 [smacks lips, stammers]
1802 01:32:41 You're okay?
1803 01:32:45 Yeah.
1804 01:32:46 - Yeah?- Just a little cold.
1805 01:32:50 - Come on.- Mmm.
1806 01:33:07 I booked us on a hot air balloon later on.
1807 01:33:12 And, uh, there's a new couplein… in unit nine.
1808 01:33:15 I think they'd, uh… Ooh.
1809 01:33:17 I think they'd makegreat doubles partners.
1810 01:33:19 If I meet any more new people,I'm going to explode.
1811 01:33:24 And then what would you complain about?
1812 01:33:27 - What?- [scoffs] Come on, Joanie,
1813 01:33:28 you love to complain.
1814 01:33:31 That's not a thing people love.
1815 01:33:36 You okay?
1816 01:33:38 I made a mistake.
1817 01:33:41 Did you lose your skis again?
1818 01:33:47 No. I, uh… [inhales shakily]
1819 01:33:53 I made a mistake coming h-here with you.
1820 01:34:03 Okay.
1821 01:34:06 What'd I do wrong now?
1822 01:34:07 Nothing. Oh, nothing. No, you're perfect.I know you say you're not b-but you are.
1823 01:34:12 You're kind and brave and smart.That's how I know.
1824 01:34:16 I waited all these years for this.
1825 01:34:20 This.
1826 01:34:22 Why can't you just enjoy it?We're in a literal paradise.
1827 01:34:25 Yeah, I'm sorryI didn't realize it sooner.
1828 01:34:29 I think I just… I think I just
1829 01:34:30 - got really caught up in everything.- Joanie, what the…
1830 01:34:32 And maybe it would've workedbetween us in life.
1831 01:34:35 You know? Maybe not.
1832 01:34:36 But I-I can't pretend that my worlddidn't continue without you.
1833 01:34:39 I am not asking you to.I have never asked it of you.
1834 01:34:42 - Unlike you, I don't hide things.- Well, what's that supposed to mean?
1835 01:34:45 I grit my teeth every single dayso you can go to that damn tunnel.
1836 01:34:54 [huffs] Joanie, we were happiest together.
1837 01:34:57 Yeah. Of course we were.
1838 01:34:59 It was young love. It was…
1839 01:35:01 It was love without the burdenof a mortgage or a job or kids.
1840 01:35:06 It was, you know, the kind of loveyou feel before knowing loss.
1841 01:35:09 It was everything, but…
1842 01:35:12 Love isn't just one happy moment.
1843 01:35:14 Right? It's a million.
1844 01:35:16 And it's bickering in the car,and supporting someone when they need it,
1845 01:35:21 and it's growing together,and looking after each other.
1846 01:35:24 We can grow together now.We can look after each other now.
1847 01:35:27 I mean, Luke. Honestly?
1848 01:35:29 Am I living up to the memory?
1849 01:35:34 You waited so long in that…that artificial place,
1850 01:35:39 but here, this is real.
1851 01:35:41 And… And you're living and…
1852 01:35:44 I'm giving you permission.Go live without me.
1853 01:35:47 Oh, you're giving me permission? Are you…
1854 01:35:49 - Are you giving me permission?- Okay, I'm sorry.
1855 01:35:51 - That was a little condescending.- Thank you so much, my Highness.
1856 01:35:53 - I'm your humble servant.- Okay.
1857 01:35:54 - Thank you so much for the permission.- I'm sorry.
1858 01:35:59 This is not fair.
1859 01:36:03 [inhales deeply]
1860 01:36:04 It's not fair.
1861 01:36:07 I know.
1862 01:36:09 But…
1863 01:36:12 I have to go back.
1864 01:36:13 You out of your mind?
1865 01:36:15 The moment you step through a red door,they'll find you.
1866 01:36:19 They'll put you into the void.
1867 01:36:22 I have to try.
1868 01:36:24 No, you don't. You can stay here with me.
1869 01:36:32 Please stay.
1870 01:36:38 Please stay.
1871 01:36:46 I'm sorry.
1872 01:36:50 [swallows] I really do love you.
1873 01:36:58 [Luke sighs]
1874 01:37:04 [sniffles]
1875 01:37:37 Okay.
1876 01:37:39 [huffs]
1877 01:37:41 Hands up, Fenwick. Give me the keys.You got it, Joanie. You've got it, Joanie.
1878 01:37:44 Yeah. Stick 'em up, stick 'em up.
1879 01:37:46 Stick 'em up, Fenny.
1880 01:37:47 Are you ready to die, Fenny?You want me to cut you? I'll cut…
1881 01:37:50 Oh, God.
1882 01:37:51 Such a sweet boy. He's so sweet.
1883 01:37:53 Unless I do some… Okay. Yeah.
1884 01:37:56 [Luke] You know that won't work.
1885 01:37:59 [scoffs] I mean…
1886 01:38:02 it might.
1887 01:38:07 [sighs]
1888 01:38:14 [sighs]
1889 01:38:18 I can't believe I'm doing this.
1890 01:38:23 You're gonna need a distraction.
1891 01:38:28 Luke…
1892 01:38:31 I'm so sorry.
1893 01:38:34 Yeah.
1894 01:38:36 I know.
1895 01:38:39 [sighs]
1896 01:38:43 So, you remember howI used to do some local theater?
1897 01:38:53 [breathing heavily]
1898 01:39:02 Please don't touch the exhibits.Remember the exhibits aren't real.
1899 01:39:06 [slurs] She left.
1900 01:39:09 - Why? [sobbing]- Oh, buddy.
1901 01:39:13 - [shouting]- [yelps] I know. I know it's tough.
1902 01:39:16 I know, I know.
1903 01:39:17 But… B-But trust me, it'll get better.
1904 01:39:19 It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, that's right.J-Just let it out, big guy.
1905 01:39:23 Let it out. Let it out. Let it all out.
1906 01:39:26 Okay? It's okay. It's okay.
1907 01:39:28 It's tough today,b-but there's always tomorrow.
1908 01:39:30 It's tough today,there's always tomorrow, huh?
1909 01:39:32 - That's right. That's right. Okay.- Okay, good.
1910 01:39:34 I just needed a good cry, I think.
1911 01:39:36 Yeah, I get that.
1912 01:39:37 - I remember when my old lady dumped--- Anyway, thanks.
1913 01:39:39 I'm gonna pop in for, uh…[sniffles] For old time's sake.
1914 01:39:43 Yeah, but y-you didn't take a ticket.
1915 01:39:48 I need to stop being such a giver.
1916 01:40:03 [inhales sharply] You should hurry up.
1917 01:40:07 Yeah.
1918 01:40:11 Goodbye, Luke.
1919 01:40:14 Goodbye, Joan.
1920 01:40:18 Yeah.
1921 01:41:05 [baby cries]
1922 01:41:09 - Honey, it was the last time, I promise.- No.
1923 01:41:12 Will you please just calm downand let's discuss this?
1924 01:41:14 - Don't you dare tell me to calm down!- [security] There she is!
1925 01:41:16 Stop right there!
1926 01:41:18 - You are not taking my child!- What do you care?
1927 01:41:20 - [Joan's mom] Get in here right now!- [security] Stop her! Stop her!
1928 01:41:22 [Joan's mom] I hate you!
1929 01:41:23 …you would treat me like that?
1930 01:41:26 - [sobbing] What if I'm pregnant?- It'll be okay, Joanie. I promise.
1931 01:41:30 [man] I'm sorry, the check bounced.
1932 01:41:32 [young Joan] Please.
1933 01:41:33 - I love you.- [young Luke] I love you.
1934 01:41:34 [whistle blowing]
1935 01:41:36 - [young Joan sobbing]- [security] There's nowhere to go!
1936 01:41:38 - [police] We're sorry for your loss.- [young Joan sobbing] No, no, no, no.
1937 01:41:42 [whistle blowing]
1938 01:41:44 [security]Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up!
1939 01:41:50 Stop!
1940 01:41:54 [panting, straining]
1941 01:42:00 Shit.
1942 01:42:08 [Joan] Jesus, Larry. I don't wanna--
1943 01:42:09 I don't wanna havethis conversation again. I am--
1944 01:42:11 No, I am not.I am not comparing you to him!
1945 01:42:13 No, I have never compared you to him!And I don't wanna have this conversation!
1946 01:42:17 [Larry] It's humiliating, Joan.
1947 01:42:18 - I can't do this anymore.- Don't move!
1948 01:42:19 [Joan] God, well, she brought it up.What am I supposed to say?
1949 01:42:22 I mean, I… I get it. She doesn't like me.
1950 01:42:24 - No, no, she literally said…- You'll grow on her.
1951 01:42:26 - …"I don't like him."- [Joan] You grow on people, Larry.
1952 01:42:28 [Larry] Great.I'm like a fungus. I'm a mushroom.
1953 01:42:30 [Joan, Larry arguing]
1954 01:42:58 - [bang]- [security] Upstairs! Upstairs!
1955 01:42:59 Larry.
1956 01:43:03 [security] Hurry!
1957 01:43:05 - Come on, get up. Grab her! Grab her!- [Joan panting]
1958 01:43:08 [grunts, panting]
1959 01:43:15 [grunts]
1960 01:43:18 Okay. [grunting]
1961 01:43:23 [panting]
1962 01:43:43 [announcer] Train delay on Platform 186.
1963 01:43:46 Escapee on the tracks.
1964 01:43:56 Excuse me. Hi.
1965 01:43:57 I-I need to know which eternityLarry Cutler went to.
1966 01:44:02 Ma'am, there have been425,000 Larry Cutlers.
1967 01:44:05 Could you be more specific?
1968 01:44:11 Oh.
1969 01:44:14 Shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.
1970 01:44:16 [announcer] Red door escapee.Do not engage.
1971 01:44:20 [Joan] Excuse me.
1972 01:44:25 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
1973 01:44:29 You know,I've been thinking a lot about it and,
1974 01:44:33 you know, I-I think that maybewe should consider being poly.
1975 01:44:37 [hisses] I'm not muchof a multitasker, babe.
1976 01:44:40 - What?- I'm a one-woman man.
1977 01:44:41 Oh, real--
1978 01:44:42 - Oh, my God.- Watch where you're going, lady.
1979 01:44:45 [gasps] Go over there. Over there.
1980 01:44:49 You guys see a womancome running this way?
1981 01:44:50 - No.- She went that way.
1982 01:44:53 - Thanks. Come on. Let's go.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1983 01:44:54 Good luck, you guys.
1984 01:44:57 [Gary] Let's go. Move.
1985 01:44:58 Joan.
1986 01:45:00 You're such a romantic.
1987 01:45:02 We can sneak her into oneof those old, disused eternities.
1988 01:45:04 Not one of the racist ones.But you'll be safe there.
1989 01:45:06 - Security never checks them.- Where did he go?
1990 01:45:09 Who?
1991 01:45:10 Where's Larry?
1992 01:45:11 [gasps] Oh, my God. I knew it.I knew it. I knew it.
1993 01:45:14 - Where is he?- [Anna squeals]
1994 01:45:47 Oh.
1995 01:45:50 It's a lot out there, huh?
1996 01:45:53 Intense.
1997 01:45:55 Yeah.
1998 01:45:57 I know somewhere you could really unwind.
1999 01:46:00 Come on, Marge. You know the rules.
2000 01:46:02 I'm just trying to help a girl out.
2001 01:46:05 I know what I want now.
2002 01:46:08 I could show you my eternity.
2003 01:46:10 It's, uh, just around the corner.
2004 01:46:15 You heard the lady.
2005 01:46:19 I preferred the last barman.
2006 01:46:29 You look like you could use a drink.
2007 01:46:31 Oh.
2008 01:46:34 Yeah.
2009 01:46:36 You never left.
2010 01:46:38 Nah.
2011 01:46:39 [inhales sharply]Sand really does get everywhere.
2012 01:46:42 Yeah. Turns outthat the cold is just cold.
2013 01:46:55 [swallows, exhales]
2014 01:47:00 [alarm blaring]
2015 01:47:02 - Is that for you?- Oh, yeah.
2016 01:47:04 I'm kind of a fugitive.
2017 01:47:07 Where you gonna go?
2018 01:47:10 I know a place.
2019 01:47:13 It could be dangerous.
2020 01:47:16 [gulps]
2021 01:47:20 [breathes shakily]
2022 01:47:24 When do we leave?
2023 01:47:26 [sighs]
2024 01:47:29 [chuckles]
2025 01:47:40 - [Joan coughs]- [Larry coughs]
2026 01:47:54 Well, looks like Oakdale.
2027 01:47:58 It's perfect.
2028 01:49:00 ["Everybody Loves Somebody" playing]