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1 00:00:13 Nacho! Nacho!
2 00:00:16 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
3 00:03:08 For you.
4 00:03:10 One for you.
5 00:03:15 For you.
6 00:03:16 One for you.
7 00:03:19 One for you.
8 00:03:27 How come we can't ever havejust, like, a salad?
9 00:03:30 Be grateful, Juan Pablo.
10 00:03:33 Today is especially delicious.
11 00:04:47 Orphans, smile and be happy,
12 00:04:52 for God has blessed uswith a new teacher.
13 00:04:55 She hails fromthe Oaxaca Parish Convent
14 00:04:59 of the lmmaculate HeartSisters Lady Mountains
15 00:05:04 of Guadalupe.
16 00:05:06 Sister Encarnacion.
17 00:05:27 Thank you, Brother.
18 00:05:41 Children, today I want to tell youa story about Isabel.
19 00:05:58 Okay, new game.
20 00:06:00 - Go get it!- Hey, that's my ball!
21 00:06:11 Sister.
22 00:06:15 I'm Ignacio.
23 00:06:18 God be with you, Ignacio.
24 00:06:21 Anyways,
25 00:06:24 I was wonderingif you would like to join me
26 00:06:26 in my quarters this night for some toast.
27 00:06:34 Look alive!
28 00:06:37 There is a man sick with influenza.I need for you to pay him a visit, huh?
29 00:06:41 - But the sister and I...- You are always complaining
30 00:06:43 of never having priestly duties.
31 00:06:45 Here is your big duty, huh?
32 00:06:48 Go now,
33 00:06:50 so that Sister and I may talkof holy things.
34 00:07:27 I like your cow.
35 00:07:58 Where is he?
36 00:08:15 Holy Father, please receive this manto your kingdom.
37 00:08:50 Thank you for coming here today.
38 00:08:56 This man lived a good life.
39 00:09:00 He had a wonderful woman,
40 00:09:06 a lush garden,
41 00:09:14 and a collectionof Russian nesting dolls.
42 00:09:19 May he rest in peace.
43 00:09:52 Okay.
44 00:09:58 Hey!
45 00:10:27 Ramses...
46 00:11:19 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT
47 00:11:20 GRAND PRIZE $200
48 00:11:23 ENTER TODAY
49 00:11:26 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
50 00:11:45 Okay.
51 00:11:59 How's it going?
52 00:12:00 It's very late, Ignacio.
53 00:12:08 Give me a second.
54 00:12:26 Good toast.
55 00:12:34 So,
56 00:12:38 everyone calls you guero.
57 00:12:42 My mother was a Lutheran missionaryfrom Scandinavia
58 00:12:46 and my father, a deacon from Mexico.
59 00:12:58 They tried to convert each other,
60 00:13:01 but they got married instead.
61 00:13:06 And then they died.
62 00:13:25 So anyways, let's get downto the nitty-gritty.
63 00:13:30 Tell me,
64 00:13:32 who is this Encarnacion?
65 00:13:37 Well,
66 00:13:39 my favorite color is light tan.
67 00:13:43 My favorite animal is puppies.
68 00:13:48 I like serving the Lord.
69 00:13:51 Hiking.
70 00:13:53 Play volleyball.
71 00:13:55 You gotta be kidding me.
72 00:13:57 Everything you just saidis my favorite thing to do
73 00:14:01 every day.
74 00:14:04 So, you enjoy yourself hereat the Brotherhood?
75 00:14:10 The children, I love the children.They are my heart.
76 00:14:14 But to tell you the truth,
77 00:14:17 the brothers make me cook stewand stuff all day,
78 00:14:20 but they don't give me moneyfor fresh ingredients.
79 00:14:25 And they don't think I know a buttloadof crap about the Gospel, but I do.
80 00:14:30 Okay?
81 00:14:35 Today, I saw a man in town.
82 00:14:39 People were throwing daisies at himand giving him goodies.
83 00:14:46 Sometimes I would likethat kind of respect.
84 00:14:49 Who was this man?
85 00:14:52 Well, to tell you the truth,he was a luchador.
86 00:14:57 Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio.
87 00:15:00 People cheer for him,but he is a false idol.
88 00:15:06 Whatever.
89 00:15:15 Be patient, Brother.
90 00:15:17 This, too, shall pass.
91 00:15:45 What is this?
92 00:15:48 Leftovers.
93 00:15:49 Enjoy.
94 00:15:51 There is no flavor.
95 00:15:53 There are no spices.Where are the chips?
96 00:15:56 Somebody stole them.
97 00:15:58 Did you not tell themthat they were the Lord's chips?
98 00:16:01 I was trying to...
99 00:16:03 - You are useless, Ignacio.- Silence, Brothers.
100 00:16:10 This is the worst lunch I ever had.
101 00:16:15 Your only job is to cook.
102 00:16:18 Do you not realizeI have had diarrhea since Easters?
103 00:16:24 Okay.
104 00:16:26 Maybe I am not meant for these duties.
105 00:16:29 Cooking duty. Dead guy duty.
106 00:16:34 Maybe it's time for meto get a better duty.
107 00:16:54 I think your food is good.
108 00:17:00 I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny,
109 00:17:03 and I will have my glory dayin the hot sun.
110 00:17:06 Okay?
111 00:17:11 See you.
112 00:18:36 Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
113 00:18:38 Mucho take it easy. I need your help.
114 00:18:46 Take out the legs!
115 00:18:48 Listen to me!
116 00:18:50 Today, I have the chance of a lifetime,but first I need a man.
117 00:18:53 Get off me!
118 00:18:59 Don't you see?
119 00:19:01 Your skills plus my skillsin the ring, tag team.
120 00:19:05 You're crazy!
121 00:19:08 Aren't you tiredof getting dirt kicked in your face?
122 00:19:10 I am!
123 00:19:13 Don't you want a little taste of the glory?
124 00:19:16 See what it tastes like?
125 00:19:18 No!
126 00:19:22 If we win, we get 200 pesos!
127 00:20:05 Chancho!
128 00:20:08 Chancho!
129 00:20:13 Chancho, I need to borrowsome sweats.
130 00:20:16 Are you leaving us?
131 00:20:18 No, Chancho, I would never leave you.
132 00:20:21 I just need to borrow some sweats.
133 00:22:21 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT
134 00:23:11 His hair. We bet his hair.
135 00:23:14 What?
136 00:23:15 You can take the Stallion.
137 00:23:17 I'll take the Pony.
138 00:23:19 I can't wrestle him.
139 00:23:20 But you are tall and fast like a gazelle.You can do it.
140 00:23:25 Pray to the Lord for strength.
141 00:23:27 I don't believe in God,I believe in science.
142 00:23:33 You have not been baptized?
143 00:23:37 Hey. How you doing?
144 00:23:41 He's good.
145 00:23:45 Hello!
146 00:23:47 I'm talking to you. I will come.
147 00:23:50 Save me a piece of that corn.
148 00:23:55 Save me a piece of that corn for later.
149 00:24:03 Hey. Take it easy.
150 00:24:20 Come on, Esqueleto!
151 00:24:25 Okay.
152 00:24:32 No problem. We are dancing.
153 00:24:41 That didn't hurt!
154 00:24:48 And then I disappear!
155 00:24:51 Taste it. Yes! I'm going to pull you.
156 00:24:59 The shoe!
157 00:25:11 Anaconda squeeze.
158 00:25:15 Okay.
159 00:25:17 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
160 00:25:25 Semental! Semental!Semental! Semental!
161 00:25:34 Those guys werea couple of wussies, huh?
162 00:25:37 They scalped my hairs, okay?
163 00:25:41 - I look hideous.- Come on, baby.
164 00:25:44 And you gave them permissionto hurt me like this.
165 00:25:47 But I couldn't have anybody seemy face, Steven, come on.
166 00:25:52 Tonight,
167 00:25:54 I felt something deep inside me,
168 00:25:56 I've never felt before.
169 00:26:04 Do you remember that one time
170 00:26:07 when everyone was shouting my name
171 00:26:10 and I used my strengthto rip my blouse?
172 00:26:14 Yeah.
173 00:26:15 And I saw themknock you unconscious, all right?
174 00:26:27 What's this?
175 00:26:29 It's money. What did you think?
176 00:26:32 But we lost.
177 00:26:34 We all get a piece.
178 00:26:36 Listen,
179 00:26:38 the people, they like you guys.
180 00:26:41 Come back next week,and I will get another fight for you.
181 00:28:45 Chancho.
182 00:28:49 When you are a man
183 00:28:52 sometimes you wear stretchy pants
184 00:28:55 in your room.
185 00:28:57 It's for fun.
186 00:28:59 Don't worry. I won't tell nobody.
187 00:29:16 I'm a little concerned right now.
188 00:29:19 About your salvation and stuff.
189 00:29:23 How come you have not been baptized?
190 00:29:26 Because I never got around to it, okay?
191 00:29:38 I don't know why you alwayshave to be judging me
192 00:29:41 because I only believe in science.
193 00:29:44 But tonight,
194 00:29:46 we are going upagainst Satan's Cavemen.
195 00:29:50 And I just thoughtit would be a good idea if you...
196 00:29:53 Praise the Lord!
197 00:30:04 Hey, we're not allowed to watch that.
198 00:32:03 Hey! Hey!
199 00:32:05 Tag me!
200 00:33:07 What? What are you doing?
201 00:33:09 No, no, no, no! No, no!
202 00:33:17 Ignacio.
203 00:33:18 No! No, no, no! No, no, no!
204 00:33:20 What the...
205 00:33:22 Move!
206 00:34:57 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
207 00:34:59 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
208 00:35:02 Chancho! Put him down!
209 00:35:04 - Fight! Fight!- Put him down, Chancho! Stop it!
210 00:35:06 - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!- Please, stop it!
211 00:35:09 Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!
212 00:35:12 What's wrong with you?
213 00:35:16 But, Sister,
214 00:35:18 they are just ninos tryingto release their wiggles.
215 00:35:21 Ignacio, they are wrestlingin a sacred place.
216 00:35:27 Okay, orphans, listen to me.Listen to Ignacio.
217 00:35:32 I know it is fun to wrestle.
218 00:35:34 A nice pile-drive to the face,
219 00:35:37 or a punch to the face,
220 00:35:39 but you cannot do it.
221 00:35:41 Because it is in the Biblenot to wrestle your neighbor.
222 00:35:45 So you've never wrestled?
223 00:35:47 Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy.
224 00:35:50 Listen, I know the wrestlersget all the fancy ladies,
225 00:35:55 and the clothes,
226 00:35:57 and the free creams and lotions,
227 00:36:00 but my life is good.
228 00:36:03 Really good.
229 00:36:05 I get to wake up every morningat 5:00 a.m. And make some soup.
230 00:36:10 It's the best. I love it.
231 00:36:14 I get to lay in a bed by myselfall of my life.
232 00:36:18 It's fantastic.
233 00:36:25 Go.
234 00:36:27 Go away!
235 00:36:29 Read some books!
236 00:36:48 Have you ever had feelings for a nun?
237 00:36:51 No way.
238 00:36:57 There is this nun.
239 00:37:00 I just wish I could take off this robeso she could see how strong I am.
240 00:37:03 Well, bring herto our next wrestling match.
241 00:37:09 Yeah, right.
242 00:37:11 Then I'll get kickedout of the monastery.
243 00:37:18 I have an idea.
244 00:37:20 Tell me.
245 00:37:22 Take her on a date tonight
246 00:37:24 and I will bring some of my friendsto beat you up,
247 00:37:27 but we will let you win.
248 00:37:36 So where are you taking me?
249 00:37:38 Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today.
250 00:37:42 There were two bums,
251 00:37:43 and I said to myself,
252 00:37:45 "Let's talk to these guysabout the Gospel."
253 00:37:49 Well, where are they?
254 00:37:52 I don't see them.
255 00:37:55 They should be coming by.
256 00:38:02 Where is your robe, Ignacio?
257 00:38:06 It was stinky.
258 00:38:09 But these are my recreation clothes.
259 00:38:19 - They look expensive.- Thank you.
260 00:38:22 I mean, yes,
261 00:38:24 they may havethe appearance of riches,
262 00:38:27 but beneath the clothes, we find a man.
263 00:38:32 And beneath a man,
264 00:38:35 we find his nucleus.
265 00:38:40 - Nucleus?- Yes.
266 00:38:46 Listen, I don't like the waythose guys just looked at you.
267 00:38:51 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?
268 00:38:55 And if you guyshave a problem with that,
269 00:38:57 well, you can just fight me.
270 00:39:20 Okay.
271 00:39:22 You ready?
272 00:39:23 You messed withthe wrong guy this time.
273 00:39:25 You ever seen these moves? Huh?
274 00:39:28 You see these moves? Huh?
275 00:39:30 You think you gonna... Huh?
276 00:39:33 - Come on!- This way. I think he's over here.
277 00:39:53 Surprise.
278 00:39:56 Get that corn out of my face!
279 00:40:07 Release! Release!
280 00:40:13 I looked like a fool last night!What took you so long?
281 00:40:21 It's no use.
282 00:40:22 I wanna be a great fighter,
283 00:40:25 but I can't even beata couple of guys in the street.
284 00:40:39 Nacho.
285 00:40:41 I think I know someonewho can help you.
286 00:40:44 - The Lord?- No.
287 00:40:47 He's a water gypsy.
288 00:40:49 He know wheres to find eagle eggs.
289 00:40:51 Eagle eggs?
290 00:40:54 I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
291 00:40:58 Nacho, I'm telling you. This is for reals.
292 00:41:02 His eagle eggs possessmagical powers.
293 00:41:08 You could become the greatest fighterwho ever lived.
294 00:41:23 In order for you to become empowered
295 00:41:29 by the eagle,
296 00:41:31 you must climb that cliff,
297 00:41:35 find the egg,
298 00:41:38 crack open one of them,
299 00:41:41 and then swallow the yolk.
300 00:41:46 So, what you're saying to me
301 00:41:49 is if I can eat this yolk,
302 00:41:52 my moves will becomethe best in the whole world.
303 00:41:58 Definitely.
304 00:42:02 High five.
305 00:43:36 - Summon your eagle powers.- What do you think I am doing?
306 00:44:15 Eagle powers, come to me!
307 00:44:18 Please!
308 00:44:57 Tag. Tag! Tag!
309 00:45:25 Those eggs were a lie, Steven.
310 00:45:28 A lie!
311 00:45:30 They gave me no eagle powers!
312 00:45:33 They gave me no nutrients!
313 00:45:36 Sorry.
314 00:45:43 I don't want to get paid to lose.
315 00:45:45 I want to win!
316 00:45:53 I need professional help.
317 00:45:56 I need Ramses.
318 00:45:59 He's the best.
319 00:46:02 We need to get inwith him and his buddies.
320 00:46:05 We must learn their ways.
321 00:46:08 But they are pros.They only hang out with each other.
322 00:46:12 Then we must go pro!
323 00:46:14 But going pro is not that easy.It's political, obviously.
324 00:46:18 My area, amigo.
325 00:46:36 You see that guy over there?
326 00:46:39 His name is Senor Ramon.
327 00:46:42 He's Ramses' manager
328 00:46:45 and he owns all of the big arenas.
329 00:46:50 He's having a party tomorrow night.
330 00:46:53 We need to go and show himwe mean business,
331 00:46:56 that we are ready for the big leagues.
332 00:47:01 Over there in the treeis a chipmunk nest.
333 00:47:05 Here we have the corn.The best in the city. It's delicious.
334 00:47:09 That is where I get the day-old chips,over in a secret place.
335 00:47:13 And that is a crazy lady.
336 00:47:16 So now you got a little tasteof what I do.
337 00:47:22 It's pretty dang exciting, huh?
338 00:47:30 Ramses!
339 00:47:36 - How do you know him?- He's the best.
340 00:47:39 No, he's not.
341 00:47:45 May I have his autograph?
342 00:47:49 Please?
343 00:47:51 Okay. Let me see what I can do.
344 00:48:07 Ramses.
345 00:48:09 How are you?
346 00:48:14 Hi.
347 00:48:20 I was wonderingif the children could get a
348 00:48:24 signature from you and maybe a picture.
349 00:48:40 Listen, the kids are orphans.
350 00:48:42 They like you. You are the best.
351 00:48:57 This party's gonna be crazy.
352 00:48:59 I mean, we're gonna be pros.
353 00:49:04 Feel it.
354 00:49:06 Go on. I made them.
355 00:49:14 Go lay down.
356 00:49:21 Ignacio, I've been looking for you.
357 00:49:24 - Where have you been?- I've been here.
358 00:49:27 I've been sleeping.
359 00:49:30 In a frilly shirt and slacks?
360 00:49:33 They are my PJs.
361 00:49:36 Can I come in?
362 00:49:38 No, people might getthe wrong idea about you.
363 00:49:43 Like maybe you are a floozy.
364 00:49:47 Ignacio, I was in the kitchen
365 00:49:49 and there's no foodfor tomorrow's breakfast.
366 00:49:52 Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
367 00:49:53 - But when?- Good night.
368 00:50:00 Hey, let go my blouse.
369 00:50:03 We are wrestlers, too. We are invited.
370 00:50:23 - Give me a boost.- Okay.
371 00:50:33 Hey. What about me?
372 00:50:36 I don't think I can lift you.
373 00:50:39 You are too fat.
374 00:50:43 Good luck.
375 00:51:14 Senor Ramon.
376 00:51:17 - Who are you?- I am Esqueleto, the luchador.
377 00:51:22 Everybody is a luchador, mi amigo.
378 00:51:26 I think that me and my friendare ready to go pro.
379 00:51:32 Ramses, would you like to fightthis man in the ring?
380 00:51:39 So you want to make a namefor yourself, horseface?
381 00:51:43 Win the Battle Jam next week.
382 00:51:46 The winner will fight Ramsesin exhibition
383 00:51:50 in front of 5,000 people.
384 00:51:55 Then you will be a pro.
385 00:53:32 I forgive you.
386 00:53:37 Come here, soldier.
387 00:53:39 How did you get up here so fast?
388 00:53:43 Secret tunnels.
389 00:53:52 Some say wrestlers make bad lovers.
390 00:53:56 That they save themselves for the ring.
391 00:54:08 Huh?
392 00:54:10 I love you.
393 00:54:28 Sing!
394 00:54:30 Sing something for Ramses!
395 00:54:35 Okay, my friend, this one's yours.
396 00:54:37 What?
397 00:54:39 This one yours.
398 00:54:55 I am singing at the party
399 00:55:02 I am singing
400 00:55:04 It's my turn to sing at the party
401 00:55:08 Everyone is dancing
402 00:55:11 Happy party
403 00:55:15 But Ramses is not dancingHe does not dance at the parties
404 00:55:22 Ramses is number oneHe knows the secrets of desire
405 00:55:29 Ramses is the oneHe puts the people all on fire
406 00:55:35 Ramses
407 00:55:47 Steven!
408 00:55:49 Come here.
409 00:55:59 That party was lame.
410 00:56:01 I hate that place.
411 00:56:08 Hey!
412 00:56:18 Take it easy.
413 00:56:58 It sucks to be me right now!
414 00:57:04 - How come?- How come you think?
415 00:57:07 I used to really like Ramses.I wanted to become him.
416 00:57:12 But it turns out he's a real douche.
417 00:57:17 Well, win the Battle Jam this weekand you can fight him yourself.
418 00:57:32 Forget it.
419 00:57:34 What?
420 00:57:37 Because I can't go on living a lie.
421 00:57:41 Earth to Steven.
422 00:57:44 I'm a friar.
423 00:57:46 I'm not for that world.
424 00:57:49 The orphans, they need me,and I have forsaken them.
425 00:57:54 I got no groceries for breakfastbecause of you!
426 00:57:57 I'm sick of hearingabout your stupid orphans.
427 00:58:01 - What did you just say?- I hate orphans.
428 00:58:05 - Say it again to my face.- I hate them!
429 00:58:08 Come again?
430 00:58:09 I hate all the orphansin the whole world.
431 00:58:25 I'm not listening to you.
432 00:58:27 You only believe in science.That's probably why we never win.
433 00:58:32 We never win because you are fat.
434 00:58:48 Buenos dias, Sister.
435 00:58:53 So, what you cooking?
436 00:58:56 Breakfast.
437 00:59:09 Ignacio, you have a responsibilityto these children.
438 00:59:13 I know.
439 00:59:16 Well, where have you been?
440 00:59:20 I've been gone because I hada lot of church-y opportunities lately,
441 00:59:24 outside of the orphanage.
442 00:59:26 Like what? Where were you last night?
443 00:59:33 To tell you the truth,I went to a wrestling match.
444 00:59:40 You went to watch a wrestling match?
445 00:59:46 Kind of.
446 00:59:48 You are a man of the cloth.
447 00:59:51 Lucha libre, it's a sin.
448 00:59:54 But why?
449 00:59:56 Because those men fight for vanity,
450 01:00:00 for money,
451 01:00:02 for false pride.
452 01:00:05 Yes, it's terrible. Terrible.
453 01:00:09 But is it always a sin to fight?
454 01:00:13 No.
455 01:00:16 If you fight for something noble,
456 01:00:19 or for someone who needs your help,
457 01:00:22 only then will God bless you in battle.
458 01:00:28 You must pray for forgiveness.
459 01:00:36 Excuse me, Ignacio.
460 01:01:22 Precious Father,
461 01:01:24 why have you given methis desire to wrestle
462 01:01:27 and then made mesuch a stinky warrior?
463 01:01:30 Have I focused too much on my bootsand all my fame and my stretchy pants?
464 01:01:36 Wait a second.
465 01:01:37 Maybe you want me to fightand give everything I win
466 01:01:40 to the little ones who have nothing
467 01:01:42 so they can have better foodsand a better life.
468 01:01:47 Yeah, maybe that.
469 01:01:49 Okay, if I win tonight at the Battle Jam,
470 01:01:52 I will know that you bless my mission
471 01:01:54 and that you want me to bea wrestling servant of you.
472 01:01:59 I smell cookies.
473 01:02:02 Flame! Flame!
474 01:02:05 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
475 01:02:12 Roll, you fool!
476 01:02:21 Flame, flame, flame!
477 01:02:53 Yes, it's true!
478 01:02:56 I am Nacho, the luchador.
479 01:03:04 Who?
480 01:03:06 Maybe you have seen me on TV.
481 01:03:13 Nacho!
482 01:03:23 No. This is forbidden.
483 01:03:27 I knew it.
484 01:03:29 He is not a man of God.
485 01:03:35 Tonight,
486 01:03:37 I will fightthe seven strongest men in town,
487 01:03:40 maybe the world,
488 01:03:44 and I will win
489 01:03:46 because our Heavenly Fatherwill be in the ring with me.
490 01:03:49 And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
491 01:03:52 And with it,
492 01:03:53 I will buy the orphans a big bus
493 01:03:57 to go on field trips to parksand places like that.
494 01:04:01 I'm serious!
495 01:05:27 Nipple twist!
496 01:07:26 You can't win them all.
497 01:07:41 Nacho!
498 01:07:43 Where are you going?
499 01:07:47 There is no place for mein this world, Chanchito.
500 01:07:52 I don't belong out there
501 01:07:54 and I don't belong in here,
502 01:07:57 so I'm going into the wilderness,
503 01:07:59 probably to die.
504 01:08:03 Well, you might need this.
505 01:08:13 My mother gave it to mebefore she died.
506 01:08:17 It was her lucky machete.You can have it.
507 01:08:38 I hope to see you again, little Chancho.
508 01:08:44 Maybe in the next life.
509 01:10:51 How did you find me here?
510 01:10:53 I saw you from the village.
511 01:11:07 I have some news.
512 01:11:12 Silencio isn't going to be ableto fight Ramses.
513 01:11:19 He got injured.
514 01:11:43 Silencio bruised his bunions.
515 01:11:46 They are swollen really hard.
516 01:11:50 He's not gonna be able to fight tonight.
517 01:11:54 You were second place.
518 01:11:57 You get to fight Ramses.
519 01:12:00 But I have given up wrestling.
520 01:12:05 Nacho, you are a great fighter.
521 01:12:09 And you got somethingnone of these guys have.
522 01:12:22 The childrens need a real hero.
523 01:12:26 But I thought you hatedall the orphans in the whole world.
524 01:12:32 Not anymore.
525 01:12:34 I like them.
526 01:12:38 And they need you, Nacho.
527 01:13:01 Okay.
528 01:13:41 Dear Sister, I knowyou probably hate my guts by now
529 01:13:44 and already believe that I must havedied long ago in the wilderness.
530 01:13:48 But you are wrong, I'm still alive.
531 01:13:51 Tonight I'll be fightingthe greatest wrestler who ever lived,
532 01:13:54 the great Ramses.
533 01:13:56 I know you don't like wrestling,
534 01:13:57 but know that I am leavingall my monies to the orphans.
535 01:14:01 And if I die in the ring, know thatI always loved you as a brother in God.
536 01:14:06 Ignacio.
537 01:14:08 P.S. If we didn't end up takingour vows of celibacy,
538 01:14:13 we could maybe get marriedand have a family with some ninos.
539 01:14:18 But, you know, whatever.
540 01:14:20 Hug, hug, kiss, kiss,
541 01:14:23 hug, hug, big kiss,
542 01:14:26 little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss.
543 01:15:19 Ramses is the number one.
544 01:15:23 His legs are number one.
545 01:15:26 His eyes are number one.
546 01:15:30 His muscles are number one.
547 01:15:34 Ramses is the number one.
548 01:15:44 While I was in the wilderness
549 01:15:48 I wrote a song for Encarnacion
550 01:15:53 in my mind.
551 01:15:55 - Shall I sing it for you?- Sure.
552 01:16:09 When the fantasy has ended
553 01:16:13 And all the children are gone
554 01:16:17 Something good inside me
555 01:16:21 Helps me to carry on
556 01:16:24 I ate some bugsI ate some grass
557 01:16:28 I used my handTo wipe my tears
558 01:16:32 To kiss your mouthI'd break my vow
559 01:16:36 No, no, noNo, no, no way, Jose
560 01:16:40 Unless you want to
561 01:16:42 Then we'd break our vows together
562 01:16:47 Encarnacion
563 01:16:52 Encarnacion
564 01:16:55 Encarnacion
565 01:17:00 Encarnacion
566 01:17:05 They are ready for you now.
567 01:17:39 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
568 01:18:04 Maybe we should pray.
569 01:18:11 Dear Lord, please bless Nachowith nutrients and strength.
570 01:18:16 - Amen.- Amen.
571 01:18:18 Ramses! Ramses! Ramses! Ramses!
572 01:18:28 Ramses! Ramses!
573 01:18:48 High five.
574 01:18:50 Take it easy.
575 01:19:04 Go, go, go, go, go.
576 01:20:16 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
577 01:20:20 Nacho! Nacho!
578 01:22:27 Okay. Vertebrae kick!
579 01:22:45 Timber!
580 01:23:58 I did it!
581 01:24:26 Hey! We did it!
582 01:24:29 Yes!
583 01:24:59 Yes!
584 01:25:00 - Yes!- Yes!
585 01:25:09 Yes!
