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1 00:04:25 You missed!
2 00:04:27 You missed this time, you little
3 00:04:30 menace!
4 00:04:32 I beat you!
5 00:04:36 Morning.
6 00:04:51 Now, honey, you're getting all upsetover nothing.
7 00:04:54 I'm not...
8 00:04:56 Here, a nice breakfastwill cheer you up.
9 00:05:02 I am not getting upset over...
10 00:05:06 - What is that?- It's bacon.
11 00:05:11 I know it's bacon, honey.
12 00:05:13 What have you done to it?
13 00:05:16 You said you didn't like all the greasefrom fried bacon, so I boiled it.
14 00:05:28 What is Lane doing up at this houron a Sunday?
15 00:05:32 Doesn't he turn to dust or somethingif the sun hits him before noon?
16 00:05:35 Oh, he has tryoutsfor the high-school ski team.
17 00:05:38 He's going up to Mount Brodiewith Beth.
18 00:05:40 Oh, sure, he's going up with Beth.
19 00:05:42 He can't do anything without that girl.
20 00:05:44 I tell you, Jenny, that boy is obsessed.
21 00:05:48 Now, honey...
22 00:05:50 Obsessed?
23 00:06:04 Do we not throw things awaywhen they're empty?
24 00:06:08 Oh.
25 00:06:28 What in the name of all that's holy...?
26 00:06:32 Badger likes the prizes you can getfrom cutting the coupons from the boxes.
27 00:06:36 He's mailing them today.
28 00:06:38 Can't you wait until the...?
29 00:06:51 Lane, a closet door can be closedas well as it can be opened.
30 00:06:56 - Ooh! Freak.- Sorry, Dad.
31 00:06:59 Lane, dear, your breakfastis getting cold.
32 00:07:02 No, thanks, Mom.
33 00:07:04 I can't have breakfast today, Mom,I got tryouts today.
34 00:07:06 I got a nervous stomach.
35 00:07:07 Don't wanna throw up from the chair lift.Had to buy that guy a new hat last time.
36 00:07:11 Bye, Dad.
37 00:07:14 Lane, Lane.
38 00:07:16 Memorandum.
39 00:07:18 I would like to take a meetingwith you tonight
40 00:07:20 to discuss the future of that vehicle,
41 00:07:22 which you purchasedseveral months ago,
42 00:07:24 yet has darkened our driveway,
43 00:07:26 immobile ever since.
44 00:07:28 Okay, Dad. Noted.
45 00:07:30 Talk to you tonight.I gotta go pick up Beth.
46 00:08:01 Ricky. Ricky, Ricky.
47 00:08:07 Ricky.
48 00:08:08 Ricky. Don't be so shy. Come here.
49 00:08:15 Uh, Monique, this is Ricky.
50 00:08:21 Ricky, this is Monique.
51 00:08:24 The French foreign-exchange studentwho'll be staying with us.
52 00:08:48 Ah!
53 00:08:50 It's an awesome spectacle.
54 00:08:53 An audacious displayof seething opponents.
55 00:08:57 Once again, parallel
56 00:08:59 in an obstinate attemptto prove superiority of the roads,
57 00:09:04 unequaled in our lifetime.
58 00:09:07 The crowds swell with anticipationas the lights turn green.
59 00:09:22 You stupid bonehead.
60 00:09:24 - I'm gonna activate your dental...- I'm so sorry.
61 00:09:26 - You idiot. Get out of this car.- Sorry.
62 00:09:28 - Get out of this car.- Aah!
63 00:09:30 If he asks me out,of course I'm gonna go out with him.
64 00:09:32 I mean, he skis the K-12.
65 00:09:35 Yeah, he's so boss.
66 00:09:38 Lane?
67 00:09:40 Oh, no, I'll tell him after tryouts
68 00:09:42 because you know how he getswhen he gets upset.
69 00:09:44 Yeah.
70 00:09:45 From the chair lift.
71 00:09:47 He had to buy the guy a new hatlast time.
72 00:09:51 Oh, look, Lane's here. I gotta go, okay?I'll call you later. Bye.
73 00:10:28 I hear he's the only personin Greendale
74 00:10:30 that's ever skied the K-12from the glacier and lived.
75 00:10:57 Man, what a hunk.
76 00:11:11 Okay, listen up, your running timehas to be under 58 seconds
77 00:11:16 to even be considered for the team.
78 00:11:17 Your time will be gauged alongwith a rating of one to ten on your style,
79 00:11:22 which will be judged solely by meand my vast expertise of skiing technique.
80 00:11:27 So why don't we have yousorry-looking lot of hopefuls
81 00:11:31 make your way up the hill?
82 00:11:32 Now, you, uh, future membersof the girls ski team
83 00:11:35 can all keep me company until it's timefor you to take the track.
84 00:11:38 Who'd like to, um, hold my clipboard?
85 00:11:43 Oh, you'll make a fine little helper.What's your name?
86 00:11:46 Charles de Mar.
87 00:11:48 Shut up, geek.
88 00:11:51 - What's your name?- Beth.
89 00:11:54 That's my favorite name.
90 00:11:59 Buenas dias, Roy Stalin.How you doing?
91 00:12:01 Hola, Lane Myer.
92 00:12:02 I can see you and I share, uh,one common desire.
93 00:12:06 The desire to be a partof the well-oiled machinery
94 00:12:09 that is the Greendale High Schoolski racing team.
95 00:12:12 - The desire for victory.- Well, I...
96 00:12:15 Right on.Get up there, let's see what you've got.
97 00:12:26 - Okay, ready up there?- Yeah, we're all set.
98 00:12:30 What is the next victim's name?
99 00:12:32 Uh, Myer. Lane Myer.
100 00:12:34 - Myer? Is that as in Oscar Mayer?- That's a roger, dude.
101 00:12:39 Beth, you were standing with Oscar.
102 00:12:42 Is he your, uh, main wiener man?
103 00:12:45 Don't listen to Stalin, kid.
104 00:12:48 He's a punk.
105 00:12:49 Now, you show him, Rock.
106 00:12:51 You show him how a skier really skis.
107 00:12:54 Okay, we're sending him down.
108 00:12:55 Well, that's a roger. Counting down.
109 00:13:00 Go.
110 00:13:28 Oh, too bad.
111 00:13:29 Real close. Next.
112 00:13:32 Listen, Lane, I think we should talk.
113 00:13:35 We've been seeing an awful lotof each other lately
114 00:13:37 and I really thinkit's in my best interest
115 00:13:39 if I went outwith someone more popular.
116 00:13:42 Better looking, drives a nicer car.
117 00:13:48 Six months.
118 00:13:49 Six monthsand she just dumps me for him.
119 00:13:53 For Stalin, just like that.
120 00:13:55 Six stinking months.
121 00:14:03 Truly a sight to behold.
122 00:14:06 A man, beaten.
123 00:14:08 The once great champ
124 00:14:10 now a study in mopishness.
125 00:14:14 - No longer the victory-hungry stallion- All right.
126 00:14:17 We've raced so many times before.
127 00:14:20 But a pathetic, washed-up,aged ex-champion.
128 00:14:25 All right, let's go.
129 00:14:33 Somebody's gonna see God.
130 00:14:38 I'm gonna break your goddamn neck.
131 00:14:40 Get out of the car.
132 00:14:42 Get... Get out of the car.
133 00:14:49 Hello, Lane.
134 00:14:51 - How was your day?- Beth broke up with me.
135 00:14:53 Oh, heh, that's nice.
136 00:14:56 We're through. That's it.
137 00:15:12 What the hell?
138 00:15:14 Wait a minute here.
139 00:15:16 Wait, this is death here.
140 00:15:20 I haven't even been to New York City.
141 00:15:22 Jesus, I haven't even been anywhere.
142 00:15:35 Suicide is never the answer,little trooper.
143 00:15:39 Greendale is a bodaciouslysmall town, Lane.
144 00:15:43 It's a fly speck on the map.
145 00:15:45 A rest stop on the way to a ski slope.
146 00:15:47 I can't even get real drugs here.
147 00:15:51 Stalin's a hero.
148 00:15:52 The only one in this townwho can ski the K-12.
149 00:15:55 Now, you're a great skier, Lane,but he's incredible.
150 00:16:00 What if I ski the K-12?
151 00:16:01 You think she'd take me back?
152 00:16:06 Now back to suicide again.
153 00:16:14 I think we're all going to enjoythis little treat.
154 00:16:17 I got the recipefrom the Ladies' Home Journal.
155 00:16:20 The mail got wet in the rain,so some of the pages ran together.
156 00:16:23 But what I couldn't read, I just improvisedwith my own little creative ideas.
157 00:16:27 You see, it's got, uh, raisins in it. Heh.
158 00:16:32 You like raisins.
159 00:16:36 There is still one more thingI would like to discuss with Lane.
160 00:16:41 The subject...
161 00:16:46 ...is the mystery car.
162 00:16:50 Thank you, honey.
163 00:16:53 Which, even as we speak,
164 00:16:56 darkens our domainunder a moldy tarp.
165 00:16:59 You do know the car of which I speak?
166 00:17:01 - Yeah, I just never...- Let me refresh your memory.
167 00:17:04 Cast your mind back.
168 00:17:06 It's a crisp September morning.
169 00:17:09 You borrowed $200 from meto purchase the car.
170 00:17:13 Mainly because your girlfriend, Beth,said it was... I believe the term was "tasty."
171 00:17:19 Since then, that tasty car has sleptin an auto cocoon on my front lawn.
172 00:17:27 I'll get around to it.
173 00:17:30 Lane, have you seenthe new exchange student
174 00:17:33 who's staying at the Smiths' house?
175 00:17:35 Perhaps you should go overand welcome her to our town.
176 00:17:37 I think that she would like that.
177 00:17:39 Mrs. Smith probably got herso that weirdo son of theirs
178 00:17:42 could see what a real girl looks like.
179 00:17:44 You know, he never goes outdoors.
180 00:17:47 Just sits in that house,crochets all day long.
181 00:17:50 The Chapmans had their exchangestudent stay with them for six months.
182 00:17:54 He practically became a sonto Jules and Irene.
183 00:17:57 You mean that kid from El Salvador?
184 00:17:59 Can I be excused? I'm not feeling well.
185 00:18:02 I'm just gonna be excused.
186 00:18:17 I can't figure it out, Badger.
187 00:18:20 I mean, you seem like a smart kid, why doyou waste time with kid-stuff garbage?
188 00:18:27 You're almost 8.
189 00:18:36 Okay.
190 00:18:47 Beth,
191 00:18:49 it was love at first sight.
192 00:18:56 Red Dog, Red Dog, 92, 74, 16, 43.
193 00:19:01 Bring it home, Mama.
194 00:19:10 Hey, Dan, Dan. Got it. Got it.
195 00:19:33 - Hi.- Hi.
196 00:19:40 So, uh, how do you like Greendale?
197 00:19:43 Fine. Heh-heh-heh.
198 00:19:45 Uh, and the school system,you find it, uh, adequate?
199 00:19:51 - School hasn't started yet.- Oh.
200 00:19:54 She itched her nose.
201 00:19:56 I wonder if that wassome unconscious message to me
202 00:19:58 that there's something on my nose.
203 00:19:59 That's funny.He wiped his nose after I did.
204 00:20:02 I don't like school that much.
205 00:20:03 Maybe I got some dirton my nose when I itched it.
206 00:20:06 God, he's too embarrassed to tell me.I must look sickening.
207 00:20:10 I don't know.
208 00:20:12 There she goes again. What couldit be? Dirt? Relish? Relish on my nose?
209 00:20:17 How gross. She might think it's a...Oh, not that.
210 00:20:20 Oh, no, please.Please don't let it be a booger.
211 00:20:23 Not now. Please, God.
212 00:20:33 Oh, man.
213 00:20:49 I don't get it. How could...?
214 00:20:51 How could she throw away six months?
215 00:20:55 I mean, six months?
216 00:20:57 Just like that?
217 00:21:00 No explanation, no reason.
218 00:21:03 Just...
219 00:21:04 Just throw it away.
220 00:21:06 Doesn't...
221 00:21:08 How can you throw away six monthswhen you're in love with someone?
222 00:21:12 I mean,
223 00:21:14 six months is just...
224 00:21:16 I'm history.Just, bam, like that, I'm gone.
225 00:21:20 She... Probably just testing me.
226 00:21:23 A big test. That's probably...
227 00:21:27 That's her.
228 00:21:35 Johnny.
229 00:21:37 Four weeks.
230 00:21:39 Twenty papers, that's $2, plus tip.
231 00:21:43 Gee, Johnny,I don't have a dime. Sorry.
232 00:21:46 Didn't ask for a dime.
233 00:21:49 Two dollars.
234 00:21:51 Well, ah, it's funny.
235 00:21:53 See, my mom had to leave earlyto take my brother to school
236 00:21:56 and my dad to work, because...
237 00:21:57 Two dollars, cash.
238 00:22:01 You see, the problem hereis that my little brother, this morning,
239 00:22:04 he got his arm caughtin the microwave.
240 00:22:06 And, uh, my grandmother dropped acidand she freaked out
241 00:22:10 and hijacked a school busfull of penguins,
242 00:22:13 so it's kind of a family crisis,so come back later? Great.
243 00:22:49 The three cardinaltrapezoidal formations
244 00:22:54 hereto made orientable in our diagram
245 00:22:57 by connecting the various pointsH-I-G-K, P-E-G-Q and L-M-N-O,
246 00:23:04 creating our geometric configurations,
247 00:23:08 which have no properties,but with location
248 00:23:14 Are equal to the described triangle,C-A-B, quintuplicated.
249 00:23:22 Therefore,
250 00:23:25 it is also the five triangles composingthe aforementioned N-I-G-H,
251 00:23:30 each are equal to the triangle C-A-Bin this geometric concept.
252 00:23:36 Therefore, in a like manner,
253 00:23:39 the geometric metaphors can derivea repeated vectoral sum.
254 00:23:45 This was your assignment.
255 00:23:48 And I would like to see the results.
256 00:23:52 Please, take them out.
257 00:24:18 Oops.
258 00:24:20 - Sophia.- Ooh, ooh!
259 00:24:23 - And Buster.- Oh, please.
260 00:24:27 - And Beth.- Please, please, please.
261 00:24:32 - And...- Oh, please.
262 00:24:34 Oh, please, please, please.
263 00:24:36 Mr. Myer.
264 00:24:40 Please join us at the blackboardand show us your solution
265 00:24:43 to this paltry geometric dilemma.
266 00:24:51 Okay.
267 00:25:09 Oh, sorry.
268 00:25:43 For God's sakes, Lane,would you relax?
269 00:25:45 It's just our virginity.
270 00:25:46 Oh, yeah, I agree, totally.
271 00:25:49 I feel we should tell someoneor do something,
272 00:25:50 or get my dad's Polaroid or something.
273 00:25:53 Mm. What was that?
274 00:25:56 - What was what?- I heard something.
275 00:25:58 Beth, we're in the most secluded placein the northern hemisphere.
276 00:26:01 I assure you, we are totally alone.
277 00:26:06 Come on.
278 00:26:11 What's wrong?
279 00:26:13 That thing I put on me?
280 00:26:15 It broke.
281 00:26:17 Broke? It broke?
282 00:26:19 Take it easy, Beth. I'll buy a new one.
283 00:26:21 I don't want a new one.Do you know what that means?
284 00:26:24 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
285 00:26:36 No, no, no, I'll see you all tomorrow.
286 00:26:40 Just remember to memorize pages39 to 110 for tomorrow's lesson.
287 00:26:45 All right. Cool.
288 00:26:47 All right.
289 00:26:59 Lane,
290 00:27:01 listen.
291 00:27:02 I've been thinking aboutwhat you told me last night
292 00:27:05 and I've decided I'm gonna help you.
293 00:27:07 How?
294 00:27:08 Lane, I've been going to this high schoolfor seven and a half years.
295 00:27:15 I'm no dummy.
296 00:27:17 I know high-school girls.
297 00:27:20 Two things:
298 00:27:22 One, how about your sax?
299 00:27:25 I mean, the thing about Roy is,he plays the guitar.
300 00:27:29 - He does?- Yeah, you know, girls love that.
301 00:27:31 Why don't you take up your sax again?
302 00:27:34 Number two?
303 00:27:37 The K-12, dude.
304 00:27:40 You make a gnarly run like thatand girls will get sterile just looking at you.
305 00:27:46 Mr. Myer.
306 00:27:48 Would you stay behind?I'd like a word with you.
307 00:27:53 We'll do this.
308 00:27:55 Talk to you later.
309 00:27:57 Lane?
310 00:28:00 Yes, sir?
311 00:28:03 This is a bit awkward.
312 00:28:06 Yes, sir.
313 00:28:09 Well,
314 00:28:11 I've heard a few things and, um...
315 00:28:16 Well, I was wondering
316 00:28:19 if you would mind if I took out Beth?
317 00:29:15 And I love you so much
318 00:29:21 Because I met you in first gradeMy sweetheart
319 00:29:31 Come on.
320 00:29:39 What'd you go and do that for?
321 00:29:44 Really, Lane, why?
322 00:29:46 That's sick.
323 00:29:47 Sick?
324 00:29:49 Beth, I love you.
325 00:29:50 How could you dump me for him?
326 00:29:52 Face it, Lane.You're a no-show. A loss.
327 00:29:55 You're immature.You can't do a single thing by yourself.
328 00:29:59 You're a spastic nervebag all the time.
329 00:30:01 And besides, Roy can ski the K-12.
330 00:30:04 How could I enjoythe rest of my high-school existence
331 00:30:06 with you as a boyfriend?
332 00:30:07 Any girl in school would be overwhelmedwith sweat just to go out with me.
333 00:30:11 Uh-huh.
334 00:30:13 - Win.- Hey, good defense.
335 00:30:20 The place is awful, man.
336 00:30:27 Ha! Chris Crummins?You haven't got a chance.
337 00:30:30 She'd go out with me in a second.
338 00:30:32 Listen, Lane. You forget.
339 00:30:34 Chris Crumminsdates the basketball team.
340 00:30:36 Not certain members of the team, Lane.The whole team.
341 00:30:40 You so much as talk to herand you're dead.
342 00:30:42 So let's just say you give it up?
343 00:30:44 Yeah, Oscar Mayer.I think that's a fine idea.
344 00:30:47 I will not give it up, Beth.
345 00:30:49 You're the one who's gonna be sorry.Someday you'll want me back.
346 00:30:58 Sorry.
347 00:31:03 I'm gonna get some milk.
348 00:31:06 Just one milk.
349 00:31:08 I'll be okay.
350 00:31:13 Watch this.
351 00:31:19 Can I just borrow these?
352 00:31:20 - Hey, what's the big idea?- Come on. Let me borrow...
353 00:31:22 Here, just buy yourself another leotardand I'll be back in a minute, okay?
354 00:31:32 Oh, no, that's it.
355 00:31:40 Excuse me.
356 00:31:45 I was thinking, uh, you skate, I skate,we skate.
357 00:31:50 Uh, maybe we could get togetherand kind of...
358 00:31:52 - You're a jerk.- Be a skating team.
359 00:32:02 - Ow. Chris, I was saying before...- Bye-bye.
360 00:32:05 - Bye, see you later, guys.- Whoa!
361 00:32:50 - Lane?- What?
362 00:32:52 - What are you doing?- Nothing.
363 00:32:54 Yes, you are.
364 00:32:57 Oh, buck up, little camper.
365 00:33:01 We'll beat that slope together.
366 00:33:05 - Yeah?- Yeah.
367 00:33:09 I'm right behind you, buddy.
368 00:33:28 Tsk. Man, now, that's a real shamewhen folks be throwing away
369 00:33:32 a perfectly good white boy like that.
370 00:33:38 You know, if I could just get pastthis first lift,
371 00:33:41 the rest would be a breeze. I know it.I'm telling you, Charles.
372 00:33:45 Charles? Charles.
373 00:33:47 Hold on, wait a minute. Wait one second.I think I'm on to something here.
374 00:33:51 This is pure snow. It's everywhere.
375 00:33:55 Have you any idea what the street valueof this mountain is?
376 00:33:58 - Charles.- Wait a minute. Hold it.
377 00:34:10 Outrageous.
378 00:34:13 I think I froze the left half of my brain.
379 00:34:17 Look, I can't move my right arm.
380 00:34:20 Will you get serious?
381 00:34:21 Oh, look, dude. It's Christmas Eve.
382 00:34:25 I could be home right now,
383 00:34:26 drinking this monster eggnogmy brother makes with lighter fluid.
384 00:34:30 Now, you've been staring over that edgefor hours,
385 00:34:33 but people die down there.
386 00:34:36 And dying when you're not really sickis really sick, you know? Really.
387 00:34:40 Charles, this is very important to me.
388 00:34:42 I mean, really. I mean, if I don't believein myself, I'm nothing.
389 00:34:46 I'll be as bad as my neighbor, Ricky Smith,who sits around crocheting all day
390 00:34:49 and snorting nasal spray. I gotta do it.
391 00:34:52 He snorts nasal spray?
392 00:34:54 You know where I could score some?
393 00:34:55 - Are you gonna help me or not?- All right, all right. All right.
394 00:34:58 I'll tell you what to do.
395 00:35:01 Go that way, really fast.
396 00:35:05 If something gets in your way, turn.
397 00:35:11 What a coach.
398 00:35:14 All right, I'm gonna do it.
399 00:35:31 All right!
400 00:35:33 Now, turn!
401 00:35:44 Hello, Beth. Hey, it's Christmas.
402 00:35:48 I was thinking maybe, um,me and you could...
403 00:35:52 No, no. No, we didn't openour presents yet.
404 00:35:55 You did.
405 00:35:57 The cutest thing ever.
406 00:36:00 From Roy.
407 00:36:04 A giant teddy bear, bigger than you.
408 00:36:08 Sounds great.
409 00:36:11 No, it really does sound good.
410 00:36:13 Look, Beth, I gotta go.The Christmas tree's on fire.
411 00:36:38 Now, open this one next.
412 00:36:43 I remembered how much you likedthe chocolate nut brownie in this one.
413 00:36:47 And, look, corn in seasoned sauce.Heh. He likes corn.
414 00:36:54 Now, come on, Ricky, don't be shy.Give her your present.
415 00:37:01 Come on, give her your present.
416 00:37:05 Come on.
417 00:37:15 That's a Christmas present.
418 00:37:19 Do you have Christmas in France?
419 00:37:23 Christmas.
420 00:37:29 Yeah, it's from Ricky.
421 00:37:46 You can take that wherever you go
422 00:37:49 to always remember your tripto the United States.
423 00:38:04 Why...?
424 00:38:09 How come you're so small?
425 00:38:11 Now, everyone is goingto be wearing one of these this year.
426 00:38:17 Honey, what have you done?
427 00:38:20 Right there.
428 00:38:23 It's real aardvark fur.
429 00:38:26 Really?
430 00:38:28 Wow. Oh, honey, it's sure warm.
431 00:38:33 Now for the best part. Oh, the hood.
432 00:38:43 Everybody's gonna be wearingone of these?
433 00:38:46 Isn't it fun?
434 00:39:01 - What is it?- I'll show you soon. Almost there.
435 00:39:04 You'll see it in a second, okay?
436 00:39:05 - Ready? Okay.- Yeah. Okay.
437 00:39:07 - Okay.- All right.
438 00:39:08 Ta-da.
439 00:39:10 Al, you fixed the windows.
440 00:39:13 Oh, it's a Christmas miracle.
441 00:39:16 Wait a minute, Mr. Bear. This is crazy.
442 00:39:20 I bet we get her back.
443 00:39:36 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
444 00:40:04 Hi, Badger.
445 00:40:06 Your book on how to pick uptrashy women came today.
446 00:40:09 Tell me something.
447 00:40:11 What's a little boy like you doingwith big-boy smut like this?
448 00:40:22 Hi, Lane. I was just wondering...
449 00:40:25 I mean, I know that we don't even knoweach other,
450 00:40:28 but I know that you were going outwith that girl, Beth,
451 00:40:30 and I can see that you're not going outwith her anymore
452 00:40:33 and I was wonderingif perhaps I could just be with her,
453 00:40:36 you know, go to the moviesand have soda.
454 00:40:42 Lane, can I talk to youfor a moment, please?
455 00:40:46 - Yeah.- Come in here and sit down, young man.
456 00:40:54 Look, Dad.I'm really sorry about the garage door.
457 00:40:56 Let me give you the bottom line.
458 00:40:58 I think it would be entirely beneficial
459 00:41:01 if you were to re-enterthe sociological mainstream
460 00:41:03 by re-engaging in the ritual actof dating members of the opposite sex.
461 00:41:07 I don't wanna date other girls, Dad.I wanna date Beth.
462 00:41:10 Well, I'm sorry to inform youthat you are gonna start dating other girls.
463 00:41:13 - Starting tonight.- Oh?
464 00:41:15 Tonight at 6:00,you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.
465 00:41:18 - Your law partner's daughter?- That's right.
466 00:41:21 The one with the big antennaon her face?
467 00:41:23 Come on, Lane.
468 00:41:26 Mellow off.
469 00:41:28 I mean, it's a brand-new year.
470 00:41:31 There's a New Year's Eve danceat your school.
471 00:41:33 You kids love this disco thing.
472 00:41:35 Disco. Come on, Dad.
473 00:41:37 You are really bringing me over, man.
474 00:41:47 Six o'clock.
475 00:41:49 - Right off.- On.
476 00:41:51 On, right.
477 00:41:52 All right, Joanne Greenwald,you horrible thing.
478 00:41:55 Here's your one chanceto go out with a real stud.
479 00:41:59 One night with me and she'll probablygo blind with ecstasy, poor creature.
480 00:42:03 Gee, I hope she doesn't grab on to my legand start crying when the date's over.
481 00:42:08 Oh, God. What will you do?
482 00:42:27 All right, Joanne Greenwald.
483 00:42:35 Hi, Joanne.
484 00:42:37 Okay, pal. Let's get something straight.
485 00:42:41 I don't wanna go out with you.
486 00:42:42 And I'm just doing this as a favorto my dad, right?
487 00:42:45 You're happy to be with me,we can go out and have a great...
488 00:42:47 So let's make it a whole lot easyon ourselves, shall we?
489 00:42:50 Now, first we would have goneto dinner.
490 00:42:52 That's 10 bucks apiece,unless you're a cheapskate.
491 00:42:57 But I'm willing to give youthe benefit of the doubt.
492 00:42:59 - Thanks.- I would have ordered double desserts,
493 00:43:01 that's $22 altogether.
494 00:43:03 Tax and tip, 25.
495 00:43:06 Making it a grand total of $26.37.
496 00:43:09 Half of which is approximately $13.67.
497 00:43:14 Now, why don't you just give methat 13.67 and we'll call it a night?
498 00:43:19 - Do you take checks?- Oh, sure.
499 00:43:27 Never knowIf you're the victim or the fool
500 00:43:32 Only know I can't stopThinking about you
501 00:43:38 Love was goodAnd you take it on the run
502 00:43:43 But I fell too hardI guess I ain't the one
503 00:43:49 Staring the night awayDon't know where you are
504 00:43:55 Calling out your nameThis crazy feeling of a one-way love
505 00:44:04 Oh!
506 00:44:07 Looking back, you saidYou were right above
507 00:44:09 You want a sandwich?
508 00:44:13 You sure?
509 00:44:14 I didn't think second to none
510 00:44:18 Face to face I had no secrets to hide
511 00:44:25 Well, you sure got my votefor cutest couple.
512 00:44:28 Better shave her a little closerbefore you kiss her good night.
513 00:44:33 Really has your heart
514 00:44:36 Have you felt the pain
515 00:44:37 You better...
516 00:44:38 Of this crazy feeling?
517 00:44:40 You...
518 00:44:42 You better shave.
519 00:44:47 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
520 00:44:50 Oh, you... You...
521 00:44:53 I've been searching every day
522 00:44:56 Trying to find another way
523 00:44:59 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
524 00:45:28 I'd rather be a fool
525 00:45:31 I'd be lost with someone new
526 00:45:34 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
527 00:45:39 I've been searching every day
528 00:45:42 Trying to find another way
529 00:45:45 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
530 00:45:51 I'd rather be a fool
531 00:45:54 I'd be lost with someone new
532 00:45:57 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
533 00:46:02 I've been searching every day
534 00:46:06 Trying to find another way
535 00:46:08 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
536 00:46:15 I'd rather be a fool
537 00:46:17 I'd be lost with someone new
538 00:46:21 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
539 00:46:25 I've been searching
540 00:46:32 I'd be better off deadThan to live without you
541 00:46:58 You're the best thingThat ever happened to me
542 00:47:03 I knew right away
543 00:47:06 I knew right awayYou've got that...
544 00:47:09 I felt the heat that came rushing in
545 00:47:14 When you walked through the door
546 00:47:17 I wanted more
547 00:47:22 No, it's okay.I was planning on having my nose
548 00:47:24 flattened by a professional anyway.
549 00:47:30 Hi.
550 00:47:32 You're that French kidstaying with the Dorkheads, uh...
551 00:47:34 Smiths next door.
552 00:47:36 We're neighbors.
553 00:47:38 Uh...
554 00:47:40 Me, Lane.
555 00:47:43 Monique Junet.
556 00:47:45 I can't believe you're here tonight
557 00:47:49 Who told me dreamsDon't work out right?
558 00:47:53 - You do speak English, don't you?- Monique?
559 00:47:56 No? That's okay, I don't speak French.
560 00:48:00 Who told me dreamsDon't work out right?
561 00:48:05 Monique.
562 00:48:07 Monique, I had no ideawhere you'd gotten off to.
563 00:48:10 You shouldn't make me worry.
564 00:48:14 - Lane.- Ricky.
565 00:48:16 I see you've made Monique's...
566 00:48:19 ...acquaintance.- A number of times, yes.
567 00:48:21 She's a delightful girl with a firm grip.
568 00:48:25 Mother will pick us upat the entrance of the school.
569 00:48:28 She'll be very disappointed
570 00:48:30 if we aren't right at the entranceof the school.
571 00:48:33 Uh, Ricky, I'll tell you what.
572 00:48:35 Why don't you waitin the front of the school
573 00:48:37 and when Mom gets here,you have her honk the old horn.
574 00:48:40 Monique and I would liketo continue our conversation.
575 00:48:43 You should not upset Mother ever.
576 00:48:53 I guess people do a lot of handshakingin France.
577 00:48:57 Oh, Myer.Listen, I wanted to let you know
578 00:49:00 there is an openingon the water ballet team.
579 00:49:04 I can make a call if you want. Come on.
580 00:49:07 All right.
581 00:49:09 - All right, start the day, Big Roy.- Wait up. Hey, baby.
582 00:49:12 Monique.Monique, why aren't you with Ricky?
583 00:49:16 Monique!
584 00:49:17 Well, nice meeting you.Good night. Uh...
585 00:49:25 Why weren't you there as I told you?
586 00:49:27 I told her, Mom.
587 00:49:28 I know. Don't you understand English?
588 00:49:31 Bye.
589 00:49:50 Two dollars.
590 00:50:03 Two dollars.
591 00:50:27 Keys!
592 00:50:43 - Hi, Lane.- Ah!
593 00:50:45 - How was your date?- They're out there, Dad. They're after me.
594 00:51:18 Happy New Year.
595 00:51:47 Honey, where's Lane?
596 00:51:48 Oh, he just came in.
597 00:51:50 He went skiing this morningwith Charles de Mar.
598 00:51:53 I think he's in the shower.
599 00:52:06 What's taking him so long? Lane.
600 00:52:09 I told you I got him this job.It's his first day of work.
601 00:52:11 I don't want him to be late.
602 00:52:50 Lane.
603 00:52:51 You better...
604 00:53:03 Myer.
605 00:53:16 So you're Al Myer's kid.
606 00:53:17 Yes, I am.
607 00:53:19 You look pretty stupid to me.
608 00:53:22 Thank you.
609 00:53:23 Let's see if you have any brains, huh?
610 00:53:27 First, you take the meat. Understand?
611 00:53:29 Yeah.
612 00:53:31 Then you pat it in the pig mold.
613 00:53:34 - Push it in the pig mold.- No. This is a push.
614 00:53:38 This is a pat.
615 00:53:40 Then you take the pig moldand you put it up on the tray.
616 00:53:43 Now, put on this hat.
617 00:53:46 You see that sign out there?
618 00:53:48 You wear it with pride.
619 00:53:50 Put it on.
620 00:53:54 Ow.
621 00:53:57 You gotta have pride and classin this business.
622 00:53:59 You understand this, kid? Now...
623 00:54:06 - What's that?- Those are the keys to this establishment.
624 00:54:09 I want you in hereat 6 a.m. Saturday morning.
625 00:54:12 Now, this place has to be sweptand mopped up
626 00:54:14 before the breakfast crew get here.
627 00:54:16 - Roger.- All right.
628 00:54:21 - Where are you going?- Go wash my hands. I gotta mold and pat.
629 00:54:24 You wash your hands on your own time,boy. Now get to work.
630 00:54:27 Yes, sir.
631 00:54:30 - Fat pig.- What?
632 00:54:32 Pat. Pat pig.
633 00:54:54 Everybody wants some.
634 00:55:01 I'll show you what everybody wants.
635 00:55:08 Mad! All of you mad! Mad! Me, a fool?
636 00:56:03 It's alive. Ha, ha.
637 00:56:08 Ow!
638 00:56:12 Oh, yeah.
639 00:56:17 Oh, yeah.
640 00:56:24 You can't get romanticOn a subway ride
641 00:56:30 And doctor don't like itSays you're wasting your time
642 00:56:36 But everybody wants some
643 00:56:39 I want some too
644 00:56:43 Everybody wants some
645 00:56:46 Baby, how about you?
646 00:56:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah
647 00:56:51 I took a mobile lightLooking for a moonbeam
648 00:56:56 Oh! Yeah, you stand in lineAnd got lost in a jet stream
649 00:57:03 Anybody want some?I want some too
650 00:57:08 Myer!
651 00:57:14 Oops.
652 00:57:33 Looking really good today, buddy.Looking real good.
653 00:57:39 Goon.
654 00:57:49 All right.
655 00:57:53 This is it.
656 00:58:09 Look, Barney, a falling star.
657 00:58:12 Yeah.
658 00:58:14 - Make a wish, Barney.- A wish?
659 00:58:16 They say if you wish on a falling star,
660 00:58:18 your wish will come true.
661 00:58:20 No kidding.
662 00:58:23 Hey, what did you wish for, Betty,huh?
663 00:58:26 - What?- Can't tell you.
664 00:58:28 It will spoil the wish.And don't tell me your wish either, Barney.
665 00:58:31 I won't.
666 00:58:34 Hey there, Lane.
667 00:58:36 I know this is a little awkward,me being a cartoon and all.
668 00:58:39 I was just wondering how you'd feelif I took out Beth.
669 00:59:09 - Matches.- Oh, Lane.
670 00:59:12 Lane, where have you been?
671 00:59:14 We've all been waiting for you.
672 00:59:17 You come and sit right down here.
673 00:59:22 Have you met Monique?
674 00:59:24 Hi.
675 00:59:25 Now, in honor of our special guest,
676 00:59:28 I've created "dinner mon doo."
677 00:59:31 First, we have...
678 00:59:35 ..."franch" fries.
679 00:59:38 And...
680 00:59:40 ..."Franch" dressing.
681 00:59:43 And "Franch" bread.
682 00:59:47 And to drink, ta-da,
683 00:59:50 Peru.
684 00:59:53 Jenny Myer, you really do goto the outer limits to make an impression.
685 01:00:02 Oh, Monique.
686 01:00:04 Enjoying your stay in our town?
687 01:00:08 I said,are you enjoying your stay in our town?
688 01:00:13 She doesn't speak English, Dad.
689 01:00:14 Of course she does.
690 01:00:16 Are you enjoying your stay...?
691 01:00:18 It's no good, Al.She don't speak a word.
692 01:00:21 Wait,I thought these foreign-exchange students
693 01:00:23 had to speak some Englishto come over here.
694 01:00:25 Well, as we're discoveringaround our household,
695 01:00:29 you don't need wordsto speak the, uh, international language.
696 01:00:33 Right, Ricky?
697 01:00:35 - Ha, ha.- Huh?
698 01:00:38 The international language. Ha, ha, ha.
699 01:00:42 You know?
700 01:00:46 Love.
701 01:00:47 The language of love.
702 01:00:49 I think Monique and our little Ricky
703 01:00:51 have a regular, um, cross-continentalromance brewing here.
704 01:00:56 - Him?- Mm-hm.
705 01:00:58 - And her?- Mm-hm.
706 01:01:00 That makes sense.
707 01:01:08 What does that mean?
708 01:01:11 - I think she wants to use the bathroom.- Uh-huh.
709 01:01:14 It's down the hall,second door on the left, Monique.
710 01:01:24 Jennifer, ahem, this is fabulous liquor.
711 01:01:29 Reminds me of the moonshineRicky's dead pappy use to make. Ha, ha.
712 01:01:34 - God bless him.- Mrs. Smith, no, wait!
713 01:01:40 Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up,Ricky.
714 01:01:44 Doctor said she'll be okay.
715 01:01:45 I guess she just won't be ableto eat spicy foods for a while. Ha, ha.
716 01:01:56 Oh, no, not now.
717 01:02:02 - What do they want?- They wanna race.
718 01:02:06 Lane Myer, the kid from Greendale.
719 01:02:10 - See, here's a good example.- I don't know.
720 01:02:12 Two brothers, one speaks no English,
721 01:02:14 the other learned how to speak Englishfrom watching the Wide World of Sports.
722 01:02:18 You tell me, which is better:
723 01:02:19 Speaking no English at allor speaking Howard Cosell?
724 01:02:23 The chances seem slimthat this once-great
725 01:02:27 has the nerve, the desire to winthat he once had...
726 01:02:30 Obey the speed limits.A car is not a toy.
727 01:02:33 The man has obviouslyadmitted defeat.
728 01:02:41 We're gonna take these guys.
729 01:02:43 - It's a close race. Myer takes the lead.- Whoo!
730 01:02:46 This could go in Myer's favor.
731 01:02:48 You're exceeding the speed limit.Lane Myer, slow down.
732 01:02:54 Myer takes the lead.This could go in Myer's favor.
733 01:02:58 - It's close. Very, very close.- Aah!
734 01:03:30 Oh, my God.
735 01:03:32 Oh, my God, Ricky's dead.Ricky, are you dead?
736 01:03:35 I think he's dead. Monique.
737 01:03:37 Monique, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't...
738 01:03:41 Monique?
739 01:03:54 I'm telling my mom.
740 01:04:11 See you later.
741 01:04:14 Ever since I got my license,those kamikaze pilots have been after me.
742 01:04:17 If only I had my Camaro.If I had my Camaro running,
743 01:04:19 I would blow those boys off the street.Vroom!
744 01:04:21 That thing goes so fast.It's got an engine...
745 01:04:49 - Looks good, huh?- Heh, heh.
746 01:04:51 Well, I guess after my mom's cooking,you'll probably be able to tolerate anything.
747 01:04:55 Have a Ding Dong. They're good.
748 01:04:58 Ooh, there they are.
749 01:05:10 Don't get me wrong. My mom means well.She really does.
750 01:05:13 Cooking's her new thing.She cooks all the time now.
751 01:05:17 - It's a lot better than how it used to be.- Hey, buenos dias.
752 01:05:28 Listen, Myer,I just stopped by to tell you
753 01:05:29 I'm gonna be picking a new captainfor the ski team on Sunday.
754 01:05:32 All you gotta do to be captain, Myers,is beat me.
755 01:05:37 I mean, the tryouts won't be the sameif you're not there, champ.
756 01:05:44 So, uh, what are you and Myertalking about?
757 01:05:48 Is he telling youwhat a great lover he is?
758 01:05:50 She only speaks French, Roy.She doesn't speak imbecile.
759 01:05:53 Ooh.
760 01:05:55 Myer, there's one language that I speakthat all women understand.
761 01:06:01 Just ask your last girlfriend.
762 01:06:04 Would you like to learnsome new words?
763 01:06:07 Shit! Stupid!
764 01:06:11 - What's going on here?- Nothing!
765 01:06:14 Just learningthat Myer's new frog girlfriend here
766 01:06:16 is just as much as a clod as he is.
767 01:06:18 Hey, hold on a minute, champ.
768 01:06:19 You think you're toughbecause you're captain of the team.
769 01:06:22 - I could out-ski you any day of the week.- Oh, really?
770 01:06:25 You wanna race,I'll take you on any day, sucker.
771 01:06:27 - Yeah, I'm sure.- From the K-12, champ.
772 01:06:30 - Ha, ha.- Chicken.
773 01:06:33 - What did you say?- Anytime. You name it.
774 01:06:35 Oh, Myer,you're digging your own grave.
775 01:06:39 No one has to know. Just me and you.
776 01:06:41 Sunday, high noon.
777 01:06:43 You're on.
778 01:06:50 This just in.
779 01:06:51 Lane Myer will be racing Roy Stalindown K-12 this Sunday at 12 noon.
780 01:07:01 Way to go, Lane.
781 01:07:06 I must be brain-damaged.
782 01:07:07 I'm gonna race, I'm gonna lose,and I'm gonna die.
783 01:07:13 That? It's a car.
784 01:07:16 The Camaro. Remember,I was telling you about it before?
785 01:07:19 It doesn't work. Nothing works.
786 01:07:21 My brother, he's building a space shuttleout of household appliances.
787 01:07:24 Vacuum cleaners and blenders.
788 01:07:26 That thing's probably gonna work.I can't get that out of the driveway.
789 01:07:36 I'll talk to you later. I gotta go.
790 01:08:02 Smitty! Yo, Smitty!
791 01:08:07 Hey, Myer. How's it going?
792 01:08:09 Here's the ski you called about.
793 01:08:11 Oh, my God, what happened to you?You're all mangled.
794 01:08:13 - Did you get hit by a truck?- Oh, no.
795 01:08:15 I was trying to ski the K-12, you know.
796 01:08:17 After the Olympics,everything looks so damn easy.
797 01:08:20 You gotta be a real moron to try to skithat run. You know what I mean?
798 01:08:25 Yeah.
799 01:08:27 Charge it.
800 01:08:28 Have a nice day.
801 01:08:34 This is as bad as it will ever get.
802 01:08:48 - Aah!- I want my $2! Two dollars!
803 01:08:53 I want my $2! Two dollars!
804 01:08:57 Two dollars!
805 01:09:00 I want my $2!
806 01:09:03 ]
807 01:09:06 I want my $2! Two dollars!
808 01:09:16 - Ah!- Two dollars!
809 01:09:18 No, I can't swim! No!
810 01:09:42 Hi, Monique.
811 01:09:47 Something wrong, Monique?
812 01:09:53 Nice talking to you.
813 01:09:58 Hell, yes, something is wrong.
814 01:10:00 This, how you say, dorkhead,is an unleashed sex fiend.
815 01:10:06 - Huh?- Ricky, he will not leave me alone.
816 01:10:08 He thinks because I stay here,I am his, uh, love goddess, his prostrate.
817 01:10:14 No, prostitute.
818 01:10:16 Holy shit.
819 01:10:17 You big faker, you speak English.
820 01:10:20 But of course, I speak English.
821 01:10:22 I speak very good English.
822 01:10:25 I will not, however, speak Mrs. Smith's...
823 01:10:29 - International language of love,with this reptilian son.
824 01:10:34 Well, honk my hooter. I don't believe it.
825 01:10:39 You've understood everything we've said,this whole time?
826 01:10:41 Look, Lane, if you were livingwith a family like that,
827 01:10:45 the less you spoke,the happier you would be. I promise you.
828 01:10:48 God, I never thought of that.
829 01:10:50 I thought if Casanova and I in therehad nothing to say to each other,
830 01:10:54 he'd get bored.
831 01:10:55 Go away.
832 01:10:57 Instead, he uses it as a chanceto put his testicles all over me.
833 01:11:01 Uh, his what?
834 01:11:03 Uh, how you say octopus, testicles.
835 01:11:07 Tentacles. N-T.
836 01:11:09 Tentacles.
837 01:11:11 - Tentacles.- There's a big difference.
838 01:11:14 All I want is to come to the Statesand see Dodger Stadium.
839 01:11:21 Now all I see is that face in my doorevery time I move.
840 01:11:27 Dodgers, huh?
841 01:11:29 I noticedyou have a pretty good pitching arm.
842 01:11:32 Well, what else is there
843 01:11:34 that is of interest in the Statesbut, uh, the Brooklyn Dodgers?
844 01:11:38 I don't know.You might find a nice friend.
845 01:11:43 You do have friends in France.
846 01:11:46 You know? Friend.
847 01:11:50 - Friend.- Ha, ha, ha.
848 01:11:55 Then you will not tell?
849 01:11:57 That you're a Dodgers' fan?
850 01:11:58 No, that I speak English.
851 01:12:02 - Cross my heart and hope to die.- Do you?
852 01:12:06 Not at the moment.
853 01:12:08 Monique?
854 01:12:09 What are you doing out here?Do you know what time it is?
855 01:12:12 Get in herebefore you catch your death.
856 01:12:14 Jesus.
857 01:12:18 You are my friend.
858 01:12:21 Good night.
859 01:12:23 Good luck.
860 01:12:27 Is that Myer boy bothering you?
861 01:12:30 Little Ricky's been looking all overfor you.
862 01:12:33 We've been worried sick.
863 01:13:21 Uh, hello? Hello?
864 01:13:25 Monique, hi.
865 01:13:27 No, thanks, I already had breakfast.
866 01:13:30 What are you doing to my car?
867 01:13:33 What are you doing to my Camaro?
868 01:13:35 Monique, what are you doing to my car?It's already screwed up as it is.
869 01:13:39 - Screwed up, huh?- Yeah, very.
870 01:13:48 You got my car running.Monique, I don't believe
871 01:13:50 that you brought my car backfrom the dead.
872 01:13:52 - From the dead?- Yeah.
873 01:13:54 No, not entirely.
874 01:13:57 Wait. Well, can you put that back in?
875 01:13:59 I mean, together, where it goes?
876 01:14:02 If I cannot, I am sure you will do it.
877 01:14:04 Oh, no, I have a great fear of tools.
878 01:14:07 I once made a birdhousein wood shop.
879 01:14:09 The Fair Housing Committeecondemned it. I can't.
880 01:14:11 "I cannot do it" is your middle name.
881 01:14:13 Come, help me push thisinto the garage.
882 01:14:16 Okay.
883 01:15:17 You know,I think you're kind of remarkable.
884 01:15:20 How did you learn to do all this stuff?
885 01:15:23 Some things are not that hardto understand, Lane.
886 01:15:27 Like you, for instance.
887 01:15:29 You seem to think up all these waysof killing yourself, but you never do it.
888 01:15:33 Why is this?
889 01:15:34 Uh, isn't that kind of personal?
890 01:15:37 But I have told you all the sordid detailsof my intimate sex life with Ricky Smith.
891 01:15:41 Heh, heh. I just figured you could explainthis dramatic death wish.
892 01:15:49 I used to go outwith this girl named Beth.
893 01:15:53 I really thought I loved her.
894 01:15:55 She dumped me, and I...
895 01:15:58 And I guess I just thoughtI couldn't live without her or something.
896 01:16:01 You would die to get the attentionof, uh, this woman?
897 01:16:07 You know, Lane,there are better ways of getting attention.
898 01:16:09 Yeah.
899 01:16:11 Just when she dumped me,she dumped me for this real slimebag.
900 01:16:14 A guy named Stalin.
901 01:16:17 Stalin.
902 01:16:19 Stalin. I race Stalin tomorrow.
903 01:16:21 Oh, my God, I have to get to a cave.Right now.
904 01:16:23 No, no. This is what I speak of.
905 01:16:26 This is good wayof getting this attention.
906 01:16:29 - When we beat him.- Beat him?
907 01:16:31 - Yes.- I can't beat him. I can't.
908 01:16:34 I think all you needis a small taste of success.
909 01:16:37 And you will find it suits you.
910 01:17:23 Oh, yeah?
911 01:18:41 Step up.
912 01:18:54 Here.
913 01:18:57 One minute.
914 01:19:10 Voil脿.
915 01:19:31 I got these for Christmas.
916 01:19:37 Bon app茅tit.
917 01:19:41 Monique,I just wanted to thank you for everything.
918 01:19:47 Merci buckets.
919 01:19:53 Wait. I forgot the most important thing.
920 01:20:53 Look at this!
921 01:20:54 How am I supposed to livethrough this?
922 01:20:58 All you got to do is go that way.Really fast.
923 01:21:02 If something gets in your way, turn.
924 01:21:07 Watch. Is no sweat.
925 01:21:31 Now you!
926 01:21:36 Hell, if you can do it!
927 01:22:12 Lane!
928 01:22:18 Lane. Lane, are you all right?
929 01:22:24 You're mad about me, aren't you?
930 01:22:26 No. No, I'm okay, really. Nothing is broken.It's just a little...
931 01:22:30 Thank you.
932 01:23:27 - Sorry about that.- Ha, ha, ha.
933 01:23:36 I'm telling you, Lane.
934 01:23:38 Practically everybodyin the state of northern California
935 01:23:42 is around this particular mountain
936 01:23:44 waiting to see one Lane Myertackle this totally untamed slope,
937 01:23:51 dead or alive.
938 01:23:53 So get the lead out.
939 01:23:55 That is all.
940 01:24:06 Well, I guess this is it.
941 01:24:08 Please hurry.
942 01:24:10 We have unfinished business.
943 01:24:12 Do not forget.
944 01:24:14 Huh?
945 01:24:16 Language lessons.
946 01:24:18 What, you're gonna teach me French?
947 01:24:19 The international language.
948 01:24:28 Kick his ass.
949 01:24:38 Shit!
950 01:24:56 I want my $2!
951 01:25:01 Oh, my God.
952 01:25:09 Two dollars!
953 01:25:13 I want my $2!
954 01:25:15 Yeah. Of course, the guychickened out. He's just a geek.
955 01:25:18 Listen,the wet wimp ain't gonna show up.
956 01:25:21 Of course not.So, what do you want us to do?
957 01:25:23 - Shall we pack it up?- I'll tell you what.
958 01:25:25 While I'm up here, I might as welljust break one more record.
959 01:25:28 - We'll set the synchros for you.- Ten-four.
960 01:25:30 Okay, Spencer,we're gonna send Roy down alone.
961 01:25:33 - Looks like this guy is not gonna show.- Okay, count me down.
962 01:25:37 Oh, Myer. You don't know when to quit.
963 01:25:40 Myer is on the hill.
964 01:25:43 Oh, yeah!
965 01:25:45 Two dollars!
966 01:25:46 Go.
967 01:25:53 Go!
968 01:26:01 He is skiing on one ski.
969 01:26:04 - What?- Aah!
970 01:26:11 Two dollars!
971 01:26:16 There's something following them.
972 01:26:19 - What?- What?
973 01:26:24 Two dollars!
974 01:26:29 I want my $2!
975 01:26:34 I want my $2.
976 01:26:35 What now?
977 01:26:36 Two dollars!
978 01:26:38 - Get out of here. Get lost.- Two dollars.
979 01:26:41 Get out of here.
980 01:26:42 Take a hike, brat.
981 01:27:01 Two dollars.
982 01:27:45 They're coming out of the woods.
983 01:27:50 Come on, little buckaroo!
984 01:27:54 Come on!
985 01:28:47 You fiend!
986 01:28:48 Man,you're the hottest thing since sunburn.
987 01:28:54 - Nice try.- Get lost.
988 01:28:58 Lane, you really are the best. Hi.
989 01:29:10 We've been worried about you,Monique.
990 01:29:12 What are you doing up here?
991 01:29:13 Do you know how long a drive it isto get here?
992 01:29:16 Ricky, get her skis.Come on, we're going home.
993 01:29:19 Excuse me.
994 01:29:22 This is truly a sublime metamorphosisof the Lane Myer
995 01:29:27 I think the crowdswere expecting to see here
996 01:29:30 at Brodie Mountain today.
997 01:29:32 Perhaps you can tell us what brought onsuch an enchanting, exhilarating feat.
998 01:29:39 Language lessons.
999 01:29:48 Inspired words from a manwho knows how to ski.
1000 01:29:53 You're nothingbut a little French tramp, you know?
1001 01:29:55 I don't know what Ricky even seesin you.
1002 01:29:57 Whoa!
1003 01:29:59 - What are you doing with her?- She's coming with me.
1004 01:30:01 - She's coming with us.- Wrong.
1005 01:30:03 You would be wise to do as Mother says,Lane Myer.
1006 01:30:06 Ricky, do something to him.
1007 01:30:21 Aah! Son of a bitch.
1008 01:30:25 Come on, honey.
1009 01:30:26 Nail the sucker.
1010 01:30:28 What are you doing to him?
1011 01:30:32 Come on.
1012 01:30:33 That's a boy.
1013 01:30:37 Ha!
1014 01:30:41 Come on.
1015 01:30:53 Ah!
1016 01:30:58 Oh!
1017 01:31:58 Ricky?
1018 01:32:00 Ricky, where you going?
1019 01:32:02 Ricky.
1020 01:32:03 Ricky?
1021 01:32:04 Ricky!
