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1 00:01:35 Random thoughts...
2 00:01:36 for Valentine's Day, 2004.
3 00:01:40 Today is a holiday inventedby greeting card companies...
4 00:01:44 to make peoplefeel like crap.
5 00:01:50 I ditched work today.
6 00:01:55 Took a train out to Montauk.
7 00:01:59 I don't know why.
8 00:02:03 Aah!I'm not an impulsive person.
9 00:02:12 I guess I just woke upin a funk this morning.
10 00:02:16 I gotta get my car fixed.
11 00:02:18 Hi. Cindy?
12 00:02:20 It's Joel.
13 00:02:22 Joel!
14 00:02:23 Listen, I don'tfeel very well today.
15 00:02:27 No, food poisoning,I think.
16 00:02:30 It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
17 00:02:33 Montauk in February.Brilliant, Joel.
18 00:02:38 Page is ripped out.
19 00:02:39 Don't remember doing that.
20 00:02:44 It appears this ismy first entry in two years.
21 00:02:56 Sand is overrated.
22 00:02:59 It's just tiny little rocks.
23 00:03:11 If only I couldmeet someone new.
24 00:03:15 I guess my chances of that happeningare somewhat diminished,
25 00:03:18 seeing that I'm incapable of makingeye contact with a woman
26 00:03:21 I don't know.
27 00:03:24 Maybe I shouldget back together with Naomi
28 00:03:27 She was nice.
29 00:03:29 Nice is good.
30 00:03:32 She loved me.
31 00:04:11 Why do I fall in lovewith every woman I see...
32 00:04:14 who shows methe least bit of attention?
33 00:04:58 Hi.
34 00:05:00 I'm sorry?
35 00:05:01 - I just said hi.
36 00:05:03 - Hi. Hello. Hi.
37 00:05:06 Okay if I sit closer?
38 00:05:10 How far are you going?
39 00:05:13 Uh, Rockville Center.
40 00:05:14 Get out! Me too!
41 00:05:16 Really?What are the odds?
42 00:05:22 Do I know You?
43 00:05:27 Do you ever shopat Barnes & Noble?
44 00:05:28 Sure. Sure.
45 00:05:30 That's it!Yeah?
46 00:05:31 I've seen you, man!
47 00:05:33 Book slave therefor, like -
48 00:05:36 Five years now.
49 00:05:38 Ah.- Jesus!- I would have thought
50 00:05:40 Is it five years?It might be the hair.
51 00:05:43 What might?It changes a lot. The color.
52 00:05:46 That's why you might notrecognize me.
53 00:05:49 It's called Blue Ruin,Right.
54 00:05:52 Snappy name, huh?I like it.
55 00:05:57 Anyway, this companymakes a whole line of colors
56 00:05:59 With equally snappy names.
57 00:06:01 Red-- Red Menace,Yellow Fever,
58 00:06:03 Green Revolution.
59 00:06:06 That'd be a job,coming up with those names.
60 00:06:08 You think there couldpossibly be a job like that?
61 00:06:11 I mean, how many haircolors could there be?
62 00:06:13 Fifty, maybe.
63 00:06:15 Someone's got that job.
64 00:06:18 Agent Orange!I came up with that one.
65 00:06:22 I apply my personalityin a paste.
66 00:06:25 Oh, I doubt that very much.
67 00:06:27 Well, you don't know me,so...
68 00:06:30 You don't know, do you?
69 00:06:35 Sorry. I was just--
70 00:06:38 I'm trying to be nice.
71 00:06:40 Yeah. I got it.
72 00:07:02 My name's Clementine,by the way.
73 00:07:04 I'm Joel.
74 00:07:05 Hi, Joel.Hey.
75 00:07:08 No jokes about my name.
76 00:07:10 Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
77 00:07:13 You're trying to be nice.
78 00:07:15 I don't know any jokesabout your name.
79 00:07:17 Huckleberry Hound.
80 00:07:20 I don't know what that means.
81 00:07:22 Huckleberry Hound?
82 00:07:24 What are you, nuts?It's been suggested.
83 00:07:27 - Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin'Oh, my darlin' Clementine -
84 00:07:31 - You were lostand gone forever -
85 00:07:34 - Dreadful sorryClementine --
86 00:07:36 No?I'm sorry.
87 00:07:39 Just- It's a pretty name, though.It really is nice.
88 00:07:41 It's, uh--It means ''merciful.''
89 00:07:44 Right? Clemency?
90 00:07:46 Although it hardly fits.
91 00:07:48 I'm a vindictive little bitch,truth be told.
92 00:07:50 Gee, I-I wouldn'tthink that about you.
93 00:07:52 Why wouldn't youthink that about me?
94 00:07:55 I don't know...I just--
95 00:07:58 I don't know.I just, uh--
96 00:08:01 You seem nice, so--
97 00:08:03 Oh, now I'm nice?
98 00:08:05 Oh, God. Don't you knowany other adjectives?
99 00:08:08 I don't need ''nice.''
100 00:08:09 I don't need myself to be it, and -
101 00:08:11 I don't need myself to be it,and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
102 00:08:18 Joel?
103 00:08:20 It's Joel, right?
104 00:08:23 Yes.
105 00:08:25 I'm sorry I yelled at you.
106 00:08:28 I'm a little out of sorts today.
107 00:08:40 My embarrassing admission is,
108 00:08:41 I really likethat you're nice
109 00:08:43 Right now, I mean...
110 00:08:46 I can't tell from one momentto the next what I'm gonna like,
111 00:08:49 But right now...
112 00:08:52 I'm glad you are.
113 00:09:02 I have so much stuffthat, uh, I
114 00:09:04 Probably should, uh--
115 00:09:08 Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.I-I'm writing, and--
116 00:09:10 No, no. I just--Sure. No. That's okay.
117 00:09:12 I just have--You know, this is--
118 00:09:16 - Ohh! Hey!- Take care, then.
119 00:09:17 Jesus.!
120 00:09:32 Hi!
121 00:09:34 I could, uh, give youa ride, if you need.
122 00:09:38 It's cold.
123 00:09:39 Yeah. Okay. Yeah.Yeah?
124 00:09:41 It is frosty.
125 00:09:43 You're not a stalkeror anything, right?
126 00:09:44 I'm not a stalker.You're the one that talked to me.
127 00:09:47 That is the oldest trickin the stalker book.
128 00:09:49 Really?
129 00:09:51 There's a stalker book?
130 00:09:55 I gotta read that one.
131 00:10:02 Look, I'm sorry if Icame off sorta nutso.
132 00:10:05 I'm not, really.
133 00:10:07 Oh, it's okay.
134 00:10:08 I didn't think you were.
135 00:10:16 Did you wanna have a drink?
136 00:10:19 I have lots of drinks,and I could, um--
137 00:10:24 Um-- Never mind.
138 00:10:25 Sorry. That was stupid.I'm embarrassed now.
139 00:10:27 No, no, no, no.Good night, Joel.
140 00:10:49 Two Blue Ruins.
141 00:10:53 Thank you.Drink up, young man.
142 00:10:56 It'll makethe whole seduction part
143 00:11:03 I'm just kidding!Come on!
144 00:11:12 You're kinda closed-mouthed,aren't you?
145 00:11:14 I'm sorry. It's just,
146 00:11:17 My life isn't that -
147 00:11:19 Interesting.
148 00:11:21 I go to work
149 00:11:23 I come home.
150 00:11:25 Don't know what to say.
151 00:11:28 You should read my journal.
152 00:11:30 I mean, it's just...
153 00:11:33 Blank.Really?
154 00:11:35 Does that make yousad or anxious?
155 00:11:37 I mean,
156 00:11:38 I'm always anxious, thinkingI'm not living my life
157 00:11:40 To the fullest,
158 00:11:41 Taking advantageof every possibility,
159 00:11:43 Making sureI'm not wasting
160 00:11:44 One second of thelittle time I have.
161 00:11:47 I think about that.Yeah?
162 00:11:54 You're really nice.
163 00:11:56 Ohh!God, I have to
164 00:12:01 I'm gonna marry you.
165 00:12:03 I know it.
166 00:12:07 Um... okay.
167 00:12:13 Joel,
168 00:12:14 You should come up to theCharles with me sometime.
169 00:12:17 It gets frozen this time of year.
170 00:12:19 That sounds scary.Exactly.
171 00:12:22 I'll pack a picnic.
172 00:12:24 A night picnic.
173 00:12:26 Night picnic isdifferent. And, um,
174 00:12:29 We could--Sounds good.
175 00:12:32 But I-- I should, uh, go.Now.
176 00:12:36 You should stay.No, I really-- I'm--
177 00:12:38 I--
178 00:12:39 I have to get up so early.I would like you to call me.
179 00:12:43 Would you do that?
180 00:12:44 I would like it.
181 00:12:46 Yes.
182 00:12:51 Wish me a happy Valentine's Daywhen you call!
183 00:12:54 That'd be nice.
184 00:13:37 What took you so long?
185 00:13:39 I just walked in.
186 00:13:42 Mm-hmm. You miss me?
187 00:13:45 Yeah.Oddly enough, I do.
188 00:13:46 Oh! You said ''I do.''
189 00:13:48 I guess that means were married.
190 00:13:51 I guess so.
191 00:13:53 Tomorrow night?
192 00:13:54 Honeymoon on ice?
193 00:13:55 It's really solidthis time of year.
194 00:13:59 Whoa! I don't know.Eee!
195 00:14:02 Come on.Come on, come on.
196 00:14:09 Oh. So beautiful.
197 00:14:12 Isn't it?
198 00:14:18 Uh, don't go too far.- Whoo! Oww! Ow!
199 00:14:22 - Are you okay?- Ouch!
200 00:14:28 Ohh.! Oh, my ass.!
201 00:14:31 I think I should go back.Come on!
202 00:14:34 Come on!What if it breaks?
203 00:14:36 - ''What if'?Do you really care right now?
204 00:14:39 Come here. Please.
205 00:14:48 Slidy-slidy.Slidy-slidy.
206 00:14:52 This is good.
207 00:14:53 Here, let me show youthis one thing.
208 00:14:59 Come on.
209 00:15:06 Think I heard a crack.
210 00:15:09 It's not gonna crack
211 00:15:11 Or break or-- It's so thick.
212 00:15:16 Show me which constellationsyou know.
213 00:15:19 Um-- Oh.
214 00:15:21 I don't... know any.
215 00:15:25 Show mewhich ones you know.
216 00:15:27 Okay.
217 00:15:30 Okay.
218 00:15:35 Oh. Here's Osidius.
219 00:15:36 Where?
220 00:15:38 Right there. See?Sort of a swoop
221 00:15:41 And a cross.
222 00:15:43 Osidius the Emphatic.
223 00:15:47 You're full of shit.Right?
224 00:15:48 Nope. Osidius is right there.
225 00:15:51 Swoop and cross.
226 00:15:53 Shut the fuck up!
227 00:16:07 Clementine.
228 00:16:09 Cock-a-doodle-do.
229 00:16:14 Hey. Hey.Sorry to wake you,
230 00:16:18 Here.
231 00:16:28 Can I come overto your house...
232 00:16:32 To sleep?
233 00:16:33 I'm so tired.
234 00:16:36 Okay. Um, yeah.
235 00:16:38 Sure.Let me get my toothbrush.
236 00:17:04 Yes?
237 00:17:06 Can I help you?
238 00:17:08 What do you mean?
239 00:17:11 Can I help you with something?
240 00:17:14 No.
241 00:17:16 What are you doing here?
242 00:17:18 I'm not really surewhat you're asking me.
243 00:17:24 Oh. Thanks.
244 00:18:06 ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
245 00:19:13 We're looking for 1 59.
246 00:19:15 What number's that?
247 00:19:17 I don't know where that is.
248 00:19:18 Jesus Christ, you'd thinkthey'd light the number,
249 00:19:21 or at least put a number on--
250 00:19:23 Is that him?I think so.
251 00:19:26 That's him.
252 00:19:42 Hey, Joel.
253 00:19:43 Frank.
254 00:19:47 Oh, shit.
255 00:19:50 Jesus. The onlyValentine's Day cards I get
256 00:19:53 How pathetic is that, huh?
257 00:19:56 You're luckyyou have Clementine, man.
258 00:19:57 She is way cool.
259 00:20:00 Hey, you got any bigValentine's Day plans with her?
260 00:20:06 No.
261 00:20:07 Well, it's only a day away.Better make some reservations
262 00:20:10 Don't want to end upat Mickey D's. Right?
263 00:20:12 McRomance!
264 00:20:14 You want some frieswith that shake?
265 00:20:16 I have to, uh,go to sleep now, Frank.
266 00:20:20 But, is the 8:30.
267 00:20:50 Patrick, stop it.
268 00:21:10 Ohh! Okay.
269 00:21:13 Okay. Okay.
270 00:21:19 Showtime at the Apollo.
271 00:21:48 Hey, Joel. What's up?
272 00:21:52 Oh. Hi, Frank.
273 00:21:59 I only get Valentine's Day cardsfrom my mom.
274 00:22:02 How pathetic is that?
275 00:22:04 You're luckyyou have Clementine, Joel.
276 00:22:07 Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, bigValentine's Day plans with her?
277 00:22:12 No.
278 00:22:14 It's only a day away.Better make a reservation
279 00:22:17 Don't wanna end upat Mickey D's.
280 00:22:21 Oh, no.!Yes.! Valentine's Day
281 00:22:23 is three goddamn days away.!I want it resolved.
282 00:22:26 I'm willing to bethe one to resolve it.
283 00:22:28 So I call her,
284 00:22:29 And she's changed her number.
285 00:22:32 So I walked over to Antic Attic,you know,
286 00:22:34 to get her something.
287 00:22:35 I thought I'd go over to work,
288 00:22:37 give her an early valentine, and--
289 00:22:40 You won't believe it.
290 00:22:43 She's there with...
291 00:22:45 This guy,this really young guy.
292 00:22:49 And she looks at me likeshe doesn't even know who I am.
293 00:22:53 Excuse me?
294 00:22:55 Can I help youfind something, sir?
295 00:23:01 Hey, Clem-ato.Patrick!
296 00:23:05 Baby boy.
297 00:23:10 What you doing here, baby?Just came to surprise you.
298 00:23:12 Let me knowif you need something, sir.
299 00:23:15 You look good.
300 00:23:17 How are you?
301 00:23:18 Pretty good.Pretty bored. Pretty tired.
302 00:23:39 Why?Why would she do that to me?
303 00:23:45 Hey, does anybody want a joint?
304 00:23:48 Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
305 00:23:51 Oh, God.She's punishing me.
306 00:23:53 I know, honey.For being honest.
307 00:23:55 I should just go to her house.No.! No, no, no.
308 00:23:57 You don't wanna go there, man.
309 00:23:58 You don't wanna go there.Get off.
310 00:24:01 It's too-- Right.
311 00:24:03 Yeah.I don't want to seem desperate.
312 00:24:05 Joel, why don't you justsee this as a sign,
313 00:24:07 Make a clean break. Right?
314 00:24:15 All right, Joel,
315 00:24:16 look, man, seriously.Rob.!
316 00:24:19 Here's the deal.Don't do that.
317 00:24:21 Rob, what are you doing?
318 00:24:22 No, no, no, no.What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?
319 00:24:25 What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?You're gonna make this
320 00:24:27 About our shit now?This isn't about us.
321 00:24:28 I agree. It's not about us.It's about Joel,
322 00:24:31 who's an adult.Okay?
323 00:24:36 - What are you--
324 00:24:41 That's great.
325 00:24:42 That's good.
326 00:24:55 Okay.
327 00:24:56 "Clementine Kruczynski has hadJoel Barish erased from her memory.
328 00:24:58 Please, never mention theirrelationship to her again.
329 00:25:01 Thank you.Lacuna Inc.
330 00:25:03 What is it?I don't know.
331 00:25:05 It's some place that does a thing.
332 00:25:20 Good morning. Lacuna.
333 00:25:22 No, I'm sorry.That offer expired
334 00:25:28 Yeah, sure.We can fit you in--
335 00:25:31 How about on the fifth?
336 00:25:34 That's a Wednesday.
337 00:25:36 All right, great.Could you spell that, please?
338 00:25:38 Okay, and we'll needa daytime phone number.
339 00:25:42 Great. Have a nice day.
340 00:25:44 See you then.
341 00:25:45 May I help you?
342 00:25:47 I'm Joel Barish.Excuse me?
343 00:25:50 I'm Joel. Barish.
344 00:25:53 I have an appointment with Dr.--Mierzwiak.
345 00:25:56 - Here. Could you please fill this out?
346 00:25:57 - I just want to talk to him.
347 00:25:59 You still need tofill the form out, sir.
348 00:26:01 Really?- Thank you.
349 00:26:05 I don't have a pen.
350 00:26:07 There's a pen right there.
351 00:26:10 Good morning. Lacuna.Oh.
352 00:26:12 Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.That expired after the new year.
353 00:26:16 Mr. Barish?
354 00:26:20 How are we today?Not too good, actually.
355 00:26:24 Boo.!Oh, my God! Stan!
356 00:26:27 Sorry.Sorry, I was just--
357 00:26:29 Sorry. Sorry.
358 00:26:32 Here, Doctor.Thank you.
359 00:26:35 You should nothave seen this.
360 00:26:37 I apologize.
361 00:26:43 This is a hoax, right?I mean, this is Clem--
362 00:26:46 I assure you, no.
363 00:26:47 No.
364 00:26:55 Mm-mmm.There's no such thing as this.
365 00:26:58 Look, our files are confidential,Mr. Barish,
366 00:27:02 So I can't show you evidence.
367 00:27:04 Suffice it to say that Miss, uh--Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
368 00:27:10 And she wanted to move on.
369 00:27:12 We provide that possibility.
370 00:27:15 ''Miss Kruczynski was not happy
371 00:27:16 And wanted to move on.
372 00:27:18 We providethat possibility.''
373 00:27:22 What the hell is that?
374 00:27:24 Nicest guyshe ever went out with.
375 00:27:26 Oww.! Fuck.!
376 00:27:28 God, Rob! Give it a rest!
377 00:27:31 It's okay. It's all right.Carrie, I am making
378 00:27:33 A birdhouse.
379 00:27:37 What can I say, Joel?You know Clementine. She's like that.
380 00:27:41 She's impulsive.
381 00:27:43 She decided to erase youalmost as a lark.
382 00:27:50 A lark.
383 00:27:59 Wait, wait, wait, wait.!
384 00:28:01 I'm sorry, Doctor.He just barged right in here.
385 00:28:03 Okay.
386 00:28:04 I want it done. I told himpre-Valentine's Day
387 00:28:07 - Oh, th-th-that's-- that's okay, Mary.
388 00:28:09 - But there are people waiting.
389 00:28:10 Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh--to come inside.
390 00:28:13 And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo.Yes, of course.
391 00:28:16 Good-bye, Mrs. Woo.
392 00:28:21 Now, the, uh--
393 00:28:24 The first thingwe need you to do, Mr. Barish,
394 00:28:27 is to go home...and collect everything you own
395 00:28:32 with Clementine.
396 00:28:35 Anything.
397 00:28:38 And we'll use theseitems to create a map
398 00:28:42 of Clementine in your brain.Okay?
399 00:28:45 So we'll need, uh,
400 00:28:47 uh, photos, clothing, gifts,
401 00:28:50 books she may have bought you,
402 00:28:53 CDs you may have bought together,
403 00:28:55 journal entries.
404 00:28:57 We want to empty your home--
405 00:29:00 We want to empty your life
406 00:29:02 of Clementine.
407 00:29:03 And after the mapping is done,
408 00:29:05 our technicians will do the erasingin your home tonight.
409 00:29:09 That way, when you awakein the morning,
410 00:29:12 you'll find yourself in your own bed
411 00:29:15 as if nothing had happened--
412 00:29:17 a new life awaiting you.
413 00:29:23 Wake up, buddy!
414 00:29:31 No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
415 00:29:33 You can't have the procedure donethree times in one month.
416 00:29:37 Well, it's just not our policy--
417 00:29:39 How are you today, Mr. Barish?
418 00:29:42 Hello. I'm right here.
419 00:29:44 I know it's an emergency,and we'll do everything we can--
420 00:29:47 In on the first of March.
421 00:29:49 Maybe you could talk to the doctor,a-and he--
422 00:29:53 All right, so let's make an appointment.
423 00:29:54 What day would you liketo come in this week?
424 00:29:56 Mr. Barish.Um, he's really busy
425 00:30:01 Maybe tomorrow would be better.Around 12:15? Can you do that?
426 00:30:05 February is very busy for usbecause of Valentine's Day.
427 00:30:15 This is, uh, Stan Fink,one of our most experienced
428 00:30:22 He'll be handlingyour case tonight.
429 00:30:24 Great to meet you,
430 00:30:27 My name is Joel Barish,
431 00:30:28 And I'm here to eraseClementine Kruczynski.
432 00:30:34 Very good.Now, tell me about,
433 00:30:37 Uh, Clementine.
434 00:30:39 Uh, I was...
435 00:30:41 Living with this woman,
436 00:30:44 Naomi,
437 00:30:46 Uh, a couple years ago,
438 00:30:48 And my friends Rob and Carrieinvited us to this party at the beach--
439 00:30:52 I don't like parties.
440 00:30:53 Naomi couldn't go, but
441 00:30:55 I went...and I, uh,
442 00:30:58 met Clementine.
443 00:31:01 I'm sorry.
444 00:31:03 Let's start withyour most recent memories... and
445 00:31:07 Work backwards from there,more or less.
446 00:31:10 There's an emotional core...to each of our memories,
447 00:31:13 And when you eradicate that core
448 00:31:15 It starts its degradation process.
449 00:31:18 By the time you wake upin the morning,
450 00:31:19 All the memories we've targetedwill have withered and disappeared,
451 00:31:24 As in a dream upon waking.
452 00:31:26 Is there any riskof brain damage?
453 00:31:29 Well, uh, technically speaking,
454 00:31:32 The procedure is brain damage,but
455 00:31:34 It's on a par witha night of heavy drinking.
456 00:31:38 Nothing you'll miss.
457 00:31:41 Comfortable?
458 00:31:43 What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,
459 00:31:45 Is actually creating a map of your brain.
460 00:31:48 Okay, let's get started.
461 00:31:49 If we want to getthis procedure underway tonight,
462 00:31:51 we have some work to do.
463 00:31:53 I want you to reactto these objects, Mr. Barish,
464 00:31:56 If you will.
465 00:32:01 There's a good storybehind this one--
466 00:32:03 I'll get a much betteremotional readout...
467 00:32:08 Verbal description of the items.
468 00:32:09 Just try to focus on the memories.
469 00:32:11 Oh. Sorry. Okay.
470 00:32:16 Healthy activity up there again.Healthy readouts.
471 00:32:19 Very good.
472 00:32:20 - Here's another object.That's so--
473 00:32:23 Next item.
474 00:32:25 Okay.
475 00:32:28 Potato head.
476 00:32:30 - Next item.
477 00:32:34 Just focus on the memories.
478 00:32:35 Patrick, do me a favor.
479 00:32:39 Hey, Patrick,do me a favor, will ya?
480 00:32:41 Can you check the voltage regulator?Yeah.
481 00:32:44 What do we got there?Uh, voltage looks fine.
482 00:32:47 Really?Well, I'm not wiping
483 00:32:49 As I like here.
484 00:33:02 Check the, uh--Check the connections, please.
485 00:33:06 Oh, there you are.I--
486 00:33:14 Why am I--
487 00:33:16 I don't understandwhat I'm looking at.
488 00:33:18 Why am I
489 00:33:20 Standing here and--
490 00:33:21 Oh, my God.D閖?vu.
491 00:33:24 D閖?vu.
492 00:33:26 This is so--All right, we should get started.
493 00:33:29 If we're gonna get the procedure...underway tonight, we have some work to do.
494 00:33:32 I'm in my head already,aren't I?
495 00:33:35 I suppose so. Uh,
496 00:33:37 This is about right.
497 00:33:39 This is what it--This is what it would look like.
498 00:33:43 Very good.
499 00:33:45 We'll dispose of these mementoswhen we're done here.
500 00:33:48 That way you won't be confused later by
501 00:33:50 Their unexplainable presence in your home.Ah, there we go.
502 00:33:54 Patrick?Yeah?
503 00:33:57 Patrick, can you check--Patrick,
504 00:33:59 I'm getting some sort of readoutof my own voice.
505 00:34:01 - Patrick?- Why are there so many wires?
506 00:34:05 - Does that help?
507 00:34:10 How's that?How are you today,
508 00:34:14 - I don't know if I like this.
509 00:34:15 - Think I might try this, then.
510 00:34:17 We're almost done now.
511 00:34:18 Mmm. Journal.
512 00:34:20 That would be invaluable.
513 00:34:23 ''I met someone tonight.
514 00:34:24 I don't know what to do.Her name is Clementine,
515 00:34:27 and she's amazing. ''
516 00:34:30 - Whoa! Jesus!What? What?
517 00:34:32 Come on! Careful!
518 00:34:33 Step back!
519 00:34:34 Just take it easy.
520 00:34:37 That's fine.
521 00:34:38 Let's not roach the guy.
522 00:34:44 All right, you got that one.
523 00:34:46 This place is sort of a dump,don't you think?
524 00:34:48 It's an apartment, Patrick.
525 00:34:52 Well, not a dump, then,but sorta plain.
526 00:34:55 Uninspired.
527 00:34:57 And there's sort ofa stale smell.
528 00:34:59 Patrick,
529 00:35:01 can we just
530 00:35:02 please get through this?We got a very long night
531 00:35:05 Yeah. Yeah.Come on.
532 00:35:12 This is the last time I saw you.
533 00:35:30 It's 3:00.
534 00:35:32 I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
535 00:35:36 Were you driving drunk?It's pathetic.
536 00:35:41 I was a little tipsy.
537 00:35:43 Don't call me pathetic.
538 00:35:45 Well, it is pathetic.
539 00:35:46 It's fucking irresponsible.
540 00:35:48 Could've killed somebody.Oh, God.
541 00:35:50 Maybe you did kill somebody.Should we turn on the news and see?
542 00:35:53 Oh, Christ.!Should I check the grill to see
543 00:35:56 small animals?It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
544 00:35:58 You're like an old lady or something.
545 00:36:00 Well, what are you like?
546 00:36:03 A wino?A wino?
547 00:36:05 Jesus, are you from the '50sor something?
548 00:36:08 A wino?
549 00:36:11 Face it, Joely.You're freaked out because
550 00:36:14 I was out late without you,
551 00:36:17 And in your little wormy brain...
552 00:36:19 You're trying to figure out,
553 00:36:21 Did she fuck someone tonight?
554 00:36:25 No, see, Clem,
555 00:36:27 I assume you fuckedsomeone tonight.
556 00:36:30 Isn't that how you get peopleto like you?
557 00:36:43 I'm sorry. Okay?
558 00:36:46 Clem, I didn't mean it.All right?
559 00:36:54 Clem?Your keys.
560 00:36:56 I was just--I won't need them anymore.
561 00:36:59 Angry or annoyed or something,I don't know.
562 00:37:09 Clem?
563 00:37:13 Got it.
564 00:37:16 Mary's coming over tonight.Yeah?
565 00:37:18 Yeah.Just thought you'd wanna know.
566 00:37:21 I like Mary.
567 00:37:22 I like when she comes to visit.I just don't think she likes me.
568 00:37:25 She likes you okay.
569 00:37:27 Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
570 00:37:30 I have a girlfriend now.Do whatever you want.
571 00:37:33 Did I tell you I have--Yeah.
572 00:37:40 Did I tell you I have--I have a girlfriend ?
573 00:37:42 We gotta focus here, Patrick.
574 00:37:45 Yeah, the thing is,
575 00:37:46 Our situation is--
576 00:37:49 Is a little weird.
577 00:37:51 My girlfriend situation.
578 00:37:52 I'm sure it is.
579 00:37:55 You gotta be--
580 00:38:22 Clem, let me drive you home.
581 00:38:24 Get out of my face, faggot.!
582 00:38:28 Look at it out here.!
583 00:38:29 It's all falling apart.!
584 00:38:32 I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
585 00:38:34 You did it to me first!
586 00:38:36 I can't believeyou did this to me.
587 00:38:40 Clem! Can you hear me?
588 00:38:43 By morning you'll be gone!
589 00:38:45 The perfect endingto this piece-of-shit story!
590 00:38:54 with a girl being attracted to me?
591 00:38:57 Is that a problem?No, I think it's... funny.
592 00:39:01 So, who do you think's better-looking,
593 00:39:03 me or this guy?
594 00:39:04 Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
595 00:39:06 Remember that girlwe did last week?
596 00:39:09 The one with the... potatoes?
597 00:39:14 That girl?
598 00:39:15 That's this guy's girl.
599 00:39:17 Friend.
600 00:39:19 Was. We
601 00:39:21 took care of that.
602 00:39:23 Well, uh...
603 00:39:25 I kinda fell in love with herthat night.
604 00:39:27 What? You little fuck--What?
605 00:39:31 She was unconscious, man.
606 00:39:34 Well, she was beautiful, and...
607 00:39:37 I stole a pair of her pantiesas well.
608 00:39:43 Jesus! What?It's not like--
609 00:39:46 I mean, they were clean and all.
610 00:39:47 Don't tell me this stuff, man!I don't wanna hear this shit!
611 00:39:49 They were clean.!What? D-Don't.! Stop.!
612 00:39:52 Okay. Yeah.! All right.!
613 00:39:54 Okay.Fine
614 00:39:55 Give me my papers.
615 00:40:17 After we did her, I kind of...
616 00:40:26 Jesus.Jesus, Patrick.!
617 00:40:34 How unethical-- It's
618 00:40:36 Not really that bad.
619 00:40:38 What? Get that look off your face.What's wrong?
620 00:40:41 Patrick, you stole a girl's panties.!
621 00:40:56 There's someone here.
622 00:41:00 He stole your underwear.
623 00:41:02 I don't see anyone.
624 00:41:23 Joel?
625 00:41:24 Where are my boots?
626 00:41:41 I'm fucking crawlingout of my skin!
627 00:41:47 Should've left youat the flea market.
628 00:42:03 Wanna go?
629 00:42:06 I want to have a baby.
630 00:42:09 Let's talk about it later.
631 00:42:11 No! I want to have a baby.
632 00:42:15 I don't think we're ready.
633 00:42:18 You're not ready.
634 00:42:21 Clem, do you really thinkyou could take care of a kid?
635 00:42:24 Devils, What?
636 00:42:28 I don't wannatalk about it here.
637 00:42:29 I can't hear you.I can never the fuck understand
638 00:42:32 I don't wanna talk about this!Fucking ventriloquist!
639 00:42:35 We're fuckinggonna talk about it!
640 00:42:37 Want... to--You can't just say something like that
641 00:42:39 And say you don't wanna talk about it!I'm sorry, Clem.
642 00:42:41 I'd make a fucking good mother!I love children,
643 00:42:44 I'm creative and smart,and I'd make a fucking great mother!
644 00:42:48 It's you, Joel. It's youwho can't commit to anything!
645 00:42:51 It's going! It's going!You have no idea how lucky you are
646 00:42:54 Maybe I should end thisright here, Joel!
647 00:42:57 Leave you at the flea marketwith this stupid costume jewelry!
648 00:43:01 Maybe you could find yourselfan antique rocking chair to die in!
649 00:43:14 Oh. Hi, Patrick.Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
650 00:43:16 Hey, you.Oh, it's freezing outside.
651 00:43:18 Find us okay?Yeah.
652 00:43:28 Poor guy.
653 00:43:32 Don't you haveanything real to drink?
654 00:43:36 checked yet.Patrick?
655 00:43:39 Uh, yeah.
656 00:43:40 Uh, let me do the honors.
657 00:43:43 Mary hates me.
658 00:43:45 Never really had much luckwith the ladies.
659 00:43:47 Maybe if you stopstealing their panties.
660 00:43:51 Stan. Stan.There's more.
661 00:44:00 Oh, you didn't want any,did you, Patrick?
662 00:44:02 Uh, no, that's okay.Wait.
663 00:44:06 ''Blessed are the forgetful,for they get the better
664 00:44:08 Even of their blunders.''
665 00:44:21 That's Nietzsche.
666 00:44:23 Beyond Good and Evil.I found it in my Bartlett's.
667 00:44:26 What's your Bartlett's?
668 00:44:29 It's a quote book, Patrick.
669 00:44:30 It's a book of quotations.
670 00:44:33 I think Howardwill be in Bartlett's
671 00:44:35 Definitely.Howard is pure Bartlett's.
672 00:44:41 Can you wake him up?-No
673 00:44:43 You can't wake him up.
674 00:44:53 You don't tell me things, Joel.
675 00:44:57 I'm an open book.
676 00:45:00 I tell you everything.
677 00:45:08 You don't trust me.
678 00:45:11 Constantly talkingisn't necessarily communicating.
679 00:45:16 I don't do that.
680 00:45:21 I want to know you.
681 00:45:26 I don't constantly talk.
682 00:45:28 Jesus!
683 00:45:31 People have toshare things, Joel.
684 00:45:35 That's what intimacy is.
685 00:45:38 I'm really pissedthat you said that to me.
686 00:45:40 I'm sorry.
687 00:45:42 It just-- really justisn't that interesting.
688 00:45:47 I wanna read some of those journalsyou're constantly scribbling in.
689 00:45:50 What do you write in thereif you don't have any thoughts
690 00:45:54 love?
691 00:46:02 November 19, 2003.
692 00:46:07 Dinner at Kang's again.
693 00:46:11 Are we like those poor couples...
694 00:46:15 you feel sorry for in restaurants?
695 00:46:18 Are we the dining dead?
696 00:46:20 I can't stand the idea of us beinga couple people think that about.
697 00:46:33 How's the chicken?
698 00:46:36 Good.
699 00:46:38 More?No. No. Thank you.
700 00:46:44 She's gonna be drunkand stupid now.
701 00:46:47 Hey, would youdo me a favor...
702 00:46:49 And clean the goddamn hair off the soapwhen you're done in the shower?
703 00:46:52 Yeah. Oh. Yeah.It's really...
704 00:46:54 - Gross.- gross.
705 00:46:58 - It's just--
706 00:47:00 - Repulsive.It's repulsive.
707 00:47:09 Patrick, can we get through this?
708 00:47:11 Patrick...
709 00:47:15 Patrick...
710 00:47:18 I'm so miserable right now.
711 00:47:21 Why? What's wrong?
712 00:47:22 I don't know.I'm so confused.!
713 00:47:26 Can I help youfind something, sir?
714 00:47:27 Confused? What are you confused about?Everything's fine.
715 00:47:39 Do you love me?Of course I do.
716 00:47:42 Where's the self-help section?
717 00:47:45 Do you think I'm ugly?No.! You're beautiful.!
718 00:47:49 Maybe I should come over.No, no.
719 00:47:51 I don't know.I-I'm a mess, Patrick.
720 00:47:55 No...
721 00:47:56 Well, just let me come over.I'll cheer you up.
722 00:47:58 Okay.
723 00:47:59 Stan, can I leave for a while?
724 00:48:01 My girlfriend's really upset.Patrick...
725 00:48:04 We're right in the middleof erasing this poor man's--
726 00:48:07 Let him go. I'll help.
727 00:48:10 See? How hard can it be?- She hates me.
728 00:48:17 I'll be right over, Tangerine.
729 00:48:18 You like?
730 00:48:24 Oh, man!I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
731 00:48:26 I like it.You do?
732 00:48:27 You look like a tangerine.Ohh!
733 00:48:30 ''Clemen-teen'' the tangerine.
734 00:48:33 Mmm! Juicy!And seedless.
735 00:48:35 I like that.
736 00:48:38 I like tangerines!
737 00:48:41 Can you see me doing ducks?
738 00:48:42 Tangerine.Joel.
739 00:48:43 Ducks.Quack-quack.
740 00:48:45 How does he knowto call you that?
741 00:48:46 How did who know?
742 00:48:48 Oh, my God.
743 00:48:50 Clem?
744 00:48:51 That's whatthey called themselves.
745 00:48:53 The only band that mattered.They called themselves that
746 00:48:57 It's amazing, isn't it?Like social justice--
747 00:48:59 Yeah, it's totally incredible.What Howard
748 00:49:05 Yeah.
749 00:49:07 To let people begin again.
750 00:49:11 It's beautiful.You look at a baby,
751 00:49:15 And so freeand so clean.
752 00:49:19 Adults are, like,this mess of sadness...
753 00:49:24 Phobias.
754 00:49:25 And Howard just makes it all go away.
755 00:49:41 Baby, what's going on?I don't know.
756 00:49:43 I don't know!I'm lost, I'm scared,
757 00:49:46 I feel like I'm disappearing.
758 00:49:48 My skin's coming off!.I'm getting old!
759 00:49:51 Nothing makes any sense to me!You're not getting old.
760 00:49:54 Nothing makes any sense.
761 00:49:55 Nothing makes any sense.Ohh,
762 00:49:58 Tangerine.Nothing makes any sense.
763 00:50:00 Nothing makes any sense.
764 00:50:02 Patrick.It's okay. It's okay.
765 00:50:04 Hey, let's go out dancing.
766 00:50:06 Yeah?You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
767 00:50:09 Montauk?Yeah. No!
768 00:50:11 Come up to Boston with me.Sure. Yeah.
769 00:50:14 No, no. Now. Now.
770 00:50:16 Yeah. I have to go now.I have to see
771 00:50:24 Hi, it's Joel.
772 00:50:27 Um, leave a message after the beep
773 00:50:30 and I'll get back to you.
774 00:50:33 Pick up.! Pick up, man.!W-W-W-W-Whoa.
775 00:50:40 Hello?
776 00:50:42 Yeah, what's up?
777 00:50:43 I got into a little situationwith the old lady.
778 00:50:46 Can you handle things tonight alone?
779 00:50:48 I'm really sorry, man.
780 00:50:49 Don't worry about it.I got it under control, man.
781 00:50:52 He's pretty much on autopilotright now anyway.
782 00:50:54 Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
783 00:50:55 Dude, I gotta go.I gotta go.
784 00:51:11 ''Look! You and me on the Charles River.
785 00:51:13 I could die right now, Clem.
786 00:51:15 I'm just happy.
787 00:51:17 I've never felt that before.I'm just exactly where I want--''
788 00:51:21 I'm so excited.
789 00:51:23 Yea.I'm excited too.!
790 00:51:25 Cool.Oh, uh,
791 00:51:28 I, uh--
792 00:51:29 I got you this...
793 00:51:32 Thing, um--
794 00:51:34 Happy early Valentine's Day.
795 00:51:41 What is it?
796 00:51:42 Uh, I don't know.Open it up.
797 00:51:52 It-- It's gorgeous!- You like it?
798 00:51:54 - Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
799 00:51:56 I've never gone out with a guywho bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
800 00:52:01 Thank you.
801 00:52:12 Okay. Joely?
802 00:52:13 Yeah, Tangerine?
803 00:52:16 Am I ugly?
804 00:52:21 When I was a kid,I thought I was.
805 00:52:24 Can't believe I'm crying already.
806 00:52:27 Sometimes I think people
807 00:52:29 don't understand how lonely it isto be a kid.
808 00:52:33 Like you don't
809 00:52:36 matter. So,
810 00:52:38 I'm eight...and I have these toys,
811 00:52:42 these dolls.
812 00:52:44 My favorite is this ugly girl doll
813 00:52:47 who I call Clementine.
814 00:52:48 And I keep yelling at her.:
815 00:52:50 ''You can't be ugly! Be pretty!''
816 00:52:55 It's weird.
817 00:52:56 Like if I can transform her,
818 00:53:00 I would magically change too.
819 00:53:07 You're pretty.
820 00:53:09 Joely,
821 00:53:11 Don't ever leave me.Pretty. Pretty.
822 00:53:16 Pretty. Pretty.Mierzwiak,
823 00:53:18 please let me keep this memory.
824 00:53:21 Just this one.
825 00:53:23 I don't wanna hold your hand.Come on.
826 00:53:29 Whoa!Stop it!
827 00:53:33 I could die right now, Clem.
828 00:53:37 I'm just...
829 00:53:40 Happy.
830 00:53:45 I've never felt that before.
831 00:53:50 I'm just exactly...
832 00:53:55 Where I wanna be.
833 00:53:59 Clem?
834 00:54:06 I wanna call it off.
835 00:54:08 I'll give you a sign.
836 00:54:15 I wanna call it off!.
837 00:54:19 Can you hear me?I don't want this anymore!
838 00:54:30 Is anybody there?
839 00:54:41 Clementine?
840 00:54:45 Joely?
841 00:54:46 Clement--Joel?
842 00:54:48 Clem!
843 00:54:51 What?We gotta go.
844 00:54:53 We gotta go.What? Where?
845 00:54:54 I have an ideaof how to stop this.
846 00:54:56 Stop what?
847 00:54:58 Joely.Come on,
848 00:55:07 No!Concentrate, Clem.
849 00:55:13 There was a tape recorder.
850 00:55:14 No,
851 00:55:15 not the picture.Not the picture.
852 00:55:19 Back here.Come on!
853 00:55:21 Oh, look at me.Hey, I look good there.
854 00:55:24 Look, our files are confidential,
855 00:55:27 Mr. Barish,so I can't show you evidence.
856 00:55:29 Suffiice it to say that Miss, uh--
857 00:55:32 Miss Kruczynski...was not happy
858 00:55:35 and she wanted to move on.
859 00:55:37 Good. Now,
860 00:55:39 tell me about
861 00:55:41 Clementine.
862 00:55:42 That's what he said. Then--What did we see that day?
863 00:55:44 No, wait.Oh,
864 00:55:46 Look! Hey! Shit!We're going to see
865 00:55:49 Joel, why-- No, I don't want to--
866 00:55:51 Joel, please!We're not going on a train.
867 00:55:53 Don't make me run anymore.Come on!
868 00:55:55 Mierzwiak!
869 00:55:57 Do we always have to run?Mierzwiak!
870 00:56:09 Please.
871 00:56:11 So, why don't we
872 00:56:14 Begin by you telling me...everything you can remember.
873 00:56:18 Wake me up.!
874 00:56:20 Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
875 00:56:23 I thought you understoodwhat was going on here.
876 00:56:26 I don't know.You're erasing her from me.
877 00:56:29 You're erasing me from her--
878 00:56:34 I don't know.
879 00:56:36 You've got this thing.I'm in
880 00:56:39 My bed.I know it.
881 00:56:40 I'm in my brain.
882 00:56:42 I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.
883 00:56:45 How can I help youfrom there?
884 00:56:48 Uh, I'm inside your head too.I'm you.
885 00:56:54 Sorry.
886 00:56:55 Look. Who's that?
887 00:56:57 Oh, he-he works for us.
888 00:56:59 That's, uh,
889 00:57:01 Pa-a-a-a-atrick,
890 00:57:04 baby boy.
891 00:57:07 He's stealing my identity.
892 00:57:09 He stole my stuff.
893 00:57:11 He's, uh, seducing my girlfriendwith my words and my things.
894 00:57:16 He stole her underwear.
895 00:57:17 Oh, Jesus Christ!
896 00:57:19 He stole her underwear.
897 00:57:21 I could die right now, Clem.
898 00:57:24 I'm just happy.
899 00:57:27 I've never felt that before.
900 00:57:29 I'm just exactly whereI want to be.
901 00:57:33 I want to go home.
902 00:57:37 Hey. What?
903 00:57:41 Clem!
904 00:57:44 Wait. Clem!
905 00:57:48 Clem?
906 00:57:49 They're erasing you.
907 00:57:54 Clem, focus.I hired them,
908 00:57:58 Sweetie, calm down.
909 00:58:00 Enjoy the scenery.I need it to stop
910 00:58:03 before I wake up and Idon't know you anymore.
911 00:58:07 Okay, well, you know,just tell them to cancel it then.
912 00:58:11 What the hell are you talking about?
913 00:58:13 I can't just cancel it.I'm asleep.
914 00:58:15 Wake yourself up!
915 00:58:17 Okay. You want me to wake up?Okay. Great. All right.
916 00:58:20 Okay, here we go.This make you happy if I try?
917 00:58:22 I'll try really hard.
918 00:58:23 Here we go.That was a great
919 00:58:25 Idea.Yeah.
920 00:58:26 Okay.
921 00:58:28 Boy, that's workinglike gangbusters.
922 00:58:34 Oh, my God. What is that?Jesus Christ.! What the--
923 00:58:36 It's a birthmark.!
924 00:58:41 It did work, for a second,
925 00:58:44 But I couldn't--See?
926 00:58:46 I couldn't move.
927 00:58:47 Oh, well,
928 00:58:49 Isn't that just another oneofJoel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
929 00:58:52 It's more importantto prove me wrong
930 00:58:54 Look, I don't want todiscuss this right now, okay?
931 00:58:57 Fine.
932 00:59:01 Then what?
933 00:59:03 I'm listening.I don't know.
934 00:59:05 You erased me. That's why I'm here.That's why I'm doing this
935 00:59:08 In the first place.
936 00:59:09 I'm sorry.You-- You!
937 00:59:11 You know me. I'm impulsive.
938 00:59:17 That's what I loveabout you.
939 00:59:23 Joel?
940 00:59:25 I have another ideafor this problem.
941 00:59:28 This is a memory of me,
942 00:59:29 The way you wantedto have sex on the couch
943 00:59:32 After youlooked down at my crotch.
944 00:59:35 What?Joel, the eraser guys
945 00:59:39 So what if you take mesomewhere else,
946 00:59:41 Somewherewhere I don't belong,
947 00:59:43 And we hide theretill morning?
948 00:59:50 Oh, man. I can't rememberanything without you.
949 00:59:55 Tsk, that's very sweet,but try, okay?
950 01:00:06 --Row, row, row your boat
951 01:00:08 gently down the stream --
952 01:00:11 --Merrily, merrilymerrily, merrily --
953 01:00:23 It's working!
954 01:00:26 I'm a genius.!
955 01:00:50 Joel?
956 01:00:52 Joel?
957 01:00:55 Where'd you go?
958 01:00:57 I'm supposed to come too!
959 01:00:59 Listen, I'm just gonnago get a salad bowl.
960 01:01:01 You can begin with the soupand to give a glance him to Joel?
961 01:01:03 Can you stir the soupand keep an eye on Joel?
962 01:01:06 Clem?It worked.
963 01:01:08 My God, look at this.!
964 01:01:10 Wow.! It worked.!
965 01:01:13 Look.! Look at this dress, man.!
966 01:01:16 Oh, my God! Look at it!I wish I could take it with me.
967 01:01:21 Who am I?
968 01:01:22 Mrs. Hamlyn.Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
969 01:01:24 I must be about four.
970 01:01:26 Oh, my gosh.
971 01:01:27 Found the salad bowl,so I'm serving salad and string beans.
972 01:01:30 Is he okay under there?Peanut, are you all right?
973 01:01:33 God, honestly, I feel likeI could clean up all day.
974 01:01:35 Listen, would you hate me if I asked youto clean some string beans?
975 01:01:38 No, not at all.
976 01:01:40 Oh, my God.I love this kitchen.
977 01:01:42 Thank you so much.
978 01:01:44 She's not looking at me.She's busy.
979 01:01:47 She's not looking at me.
980 01:01:49 No one ever looks at me.
981 01:01:50 I want my mommy.
982 01:01:52 Oh, baby Joel.
983 01:01:54 Hey, Joely.! Joely.!Is every little peanut
984 01:01:57 Mm-hmm! He's fine.
985 01:01:58 Do you have something to drink?Would you drink
986 01:02:01 - I mean, still nor are the 5:00.I would die for a vodka.
987 01:02:04 Oh, hang on.Let me check if I have that.
988 01:02:06 Okay! I'm justgonna wait right here.
989 01:02:09 Uh, Joely.
990 01:02:10 Your mother wants me to mind you.Get back under the table.
991 01:02:14 Ice cream.No, not until after, you know,
992 01:02:18 Come on, Joel.!
993 01:02:21 Joel, grow up.!Don't leave me, Clem.
994 01:02:23 Oh, my God, Clem.This is sort of warped.
995 01:02:26 I'm scared.
996 01:02:28 I want my mommy!Don't cry, baby Joel.
997 01:02:31 Baby Joel, it's okay.Joel. Joely. Joel!
998 01:02:35 Stop it.! Look, I think it's working.
999 01:02:37 Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look.!
1000 01:02:40 Hey, honey, look.
1001 01:02:41 Wait there.
1002 01:02:46 My crotch is still here,just as you remembered it.
1003 01:02:50 Yuck.
1004 01:02:55 It stopped.
1005 01:02:57 What?
1006 01:02:59 It stopped erasing.
1007 01:03:01 Oh, shit.
1008 01:03:03 This is terrible.
1009 01:03:08 He's off the map.He's off the map.
1010 01:03:10 Where?I don't know where!
1011 01:03:11 What do you mean? I don't know where!
1012 01:03:13 This is bad.This is very, very bad news.
1013 01:03:16 Where are my glasses?
1014 01:03:18 Okay.
1015 01:03:19 Crap. Okay.What do we do?
1016 01:03:22 What do I do?
1017 01:03:23 What shall we do?I don't know what to do.
1018 01:03:26 - What shall we do?- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
1019 01:03:29 - I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.What do we do?
1020 01:03:31 Mellow out. Now, look, you'refreaking me out. Mellow out.
1021 01:03:36 He could wake up
1022 01:03:37 All half-baked.
1023 01:03:39 Shh. Shh.All gooey and-- and half-baked.
1024 01:03:43 Hmm, that sounds so good.Oh, shit.!
1025 01:03:45 I'm hungry.Oh, shit.
1026 01:03:48 What? Oh! What, what?What?
1027 01:03:51 - We should call Howard.- No way. No, sir, man.
1028 01:03:54 This is my--I can handle this.
1029 01:03:56 I can't call Howard.He's an unbaked cookie.
1030 01:03:59 He's-- There's no timeto fuck around.
1031 01:04:03 What are you talking about?Stop fucking around.!
1032 01:04:05 Okay, I'll call Howard.
1033 01:04:14 Hello.Hello, Howard?
1034 01:04:16 Hey, it's Stan. Um,I'm working on this guy
1035 01:04:19 And we seem to havelost him for a moment,
1036 01:04:22 And, uh, I can't--I can't bring him back up.
1037 01:04:24 Okay, uh, tell me what happenedbefore he disappeared.
1038 01:04:28 Well, I wasn't sure, really,'cause I was away from the monitor
1039 01:04:31 And I had it on autopilotbecause I had to, uh--
1040 01:04:35 I had to pee.Where's Patrick?
1041 01:04:37 Patrick? Patrick had togo home sick.
1042 01:04:40 Ah, geez.
1043 01:04:43 Okay, what's the address?
1044 01:04:44 I know. I'm so sorry.That's okay. Come on.
1045 01:04:46 I'm at 159 South Village.Yeah.
1046 01:04:49 Apartment 1 E.Rockville Center.
1047 01:04:52 Mary? Yeah?He's coming right now.
1048 01:04:55 I'm staying.
1049 01:04:56 - Get your stuff, Mary.- I'm staying.
1050 01:04:59 I think you should go.
1051 01:05:01 Hell, no.Mary--
1052 01:05:04 Shit.
1053 01:05:05 I am so stoned.Please, Mary.
1054 01:05:10 You have to go.Stop being stoned, Mary.
1055 01:05:12 I don't want himto see me stoned.
1056 01:05:15 Mary, you have no idea how much trouble
1057 01:05:17 we're gonna get into if Howard comes--I look like shit!
1058 01:05:19 Joely, stop it.! Joel.!
1059 01:05:21 Look.! Hey, Joel.!
1060 01:05:28 Joel!I want her to pick me up.
1061 01:05:30 It's weird how strongthat desire is.
1062 01:05:32 Joel, look at me! Look.
1063 01:05:34 You'll remember mein the morning,
1064 01:05:36 And you'll come to me,and you'll tell me about us,
1065 01:05:40 Pat? I just-- Pat?I thought we could have
1066 01:05:44 That Patrick guy--
1067 01:05:45 He's copying me.
1068 01:05:47 What Patrick guy?
1069 01:05:49 That guy!What?
1070 01:05:51 He's here in my apartment.He's one of those eraser guys.
1071 01:05:54 He fell for you when they were doing you,
1072 01:05:56 And now he's introduced himselflike he doesn't even know you,
1073 01:06:00 And you guys are dating.Really?
1074 01:06:03 Is he cute?
1075 01:06:07 Clem,there's nothing wrong with you.
1076 01:06:09 You're the most wonderfulperson I've ever met.
1077 01:06:12 You--
1078 01:06:13 You're kind,
1079 01:06:15 Beautiful...
1080 01:06:17 And smart and funny...
1081 01:06:19 And...
1082 01:06:21 Nice.
1083 01:06:23 What?
1084 01:06:26 Okay. All right.
1085 01:06:32 Move, move, move!Come on. Let's go.
1086 01:06:36 Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.
1087 01:06:39 Those eyedrops you gave medidn't do shit.
1088 01:06:47 Be cool. Cool.
1089 01:06:53 Hello, Mary. What are you doing here?Oh, hi, Howard.
1090 01:06:57 I wanted to understand as muchas I could about the procedure
1091 01:07:00 I think it's important for my jobto understand
1092 01:07:03 The inner workings...of the work that we do.
1093 01:07:06 Well, not that I do,but the work that is done...
1094 01:07:09 By people... where I also work,the work of my colleagues.
1095 01:07:14 All right, well,let's see if we can, uh,
1096 01:07:19 Uh, yeah. Um--
1097 01:07:24 Well, that's odd.I already tried that.
1098 01:07:26 Did you try goingthrough the C-gate?
1099 01:07:30 I mean... yes.
1100 01:07:33 Yeah.
1101 01:07:37 All right.
1102 01:07:40 You want to get linked up?Yeah.
1103 01:07:45 I already-- I ranthe utility programs,
1104 01:07:49 So I checked all the memoriesagainst the printed logs.
1105 01:07:53 Here, Howard.Okay.
1106 01:07:55 Oh, thank you.You're welcome.
1107 01:07:59 Whew!All right, I'm gonna--
1108 01:08:01 I'm gonna go throughthe entire memory,
1109 01:08:03 see if something comes up.
1110 01:08:06 - Oh, my darlingOh, my darling -
1111 01:08:12 - You were lostand gone forever -
1112 01:08:14 - Dreadful sorry, Clementine --Such a feeling of security.
1113 01:08:17 I've never seen you happier,baby Joel.
1114 01:08:20 Hmm!There it is.
1115 01:08:22 I don't understandwhy it's off the map like that.
1116 01:08:27 What the heckwas he doing there?
1117 01:08:38 His eyes are open.
1118 01:08:42 - Has this happened before with him?- No.
1119 01:08:46 Oh, this is--this is not good. No.
1120 01:08:49 I'm gonna have to--
1121 01:08:51 I'm gonna have to give him this.
1122 01:09:18 Can't you see I love you,Antoine?
1123 01:09:22 Okay, we're back in.
1124 01:09:24 Wow.
1125 01:09:25 That was beautifulto watch, Howard.
1126 01:09:29 Or a concert pianistor something.
1127 01:09:33 Thank you, Mary.
1128 01:09:35 Um, Howard,you should get some sleep.
1129 01:09:39 Why can't you see
1130 01:09:40 I love you, Antoine?
1131 01:09:44 Hmm. Lucky me.
1132 01:09:45 Lay one on me.
1133 01:09:52 Don't call me Antoine.My name is Wally.
1134 01:09:54 Yes, I know,but how can a woman love a man
1135 01:09:59 Oh.! Oh.! What was that?
1136 01:10:01 Hey.My God, there's people
1137 01:10:03 There is?
1138 01:10:07 - Got it.- Tangerine!
1139 01:10:10 What, Joel-- What are you doing?We gotta go.
1140 01:10:13 Go on. Please, please, go.Please go!
1141 01:10:18 You can run,but you can't hide.
1142 01:10:20 Clem, come on!
1143 01:10:23 There I am.
1144 01:10:27 Doc?
1145 01:10:29 Please.
1146 01:10:37 That's strange.He's in a memory
1147 01:10:41 Oh, well, at leastwe know where he is.
1148 01:10:43 He's back on track, right?
1149 01:10:46 Come on, Clem.He seems to have developed some sort
1150 01:10:48 of resistance to the procedure.I don't want to run anymore.
1151 01:10:52 Shit.
1152 01:10:55 Come on, come on.
1153 01:10:56 Hide me somewhere deeper,somewhere really buried.
1154 01:10:59 Hide me in your humiliation.
1155 01:11:02 Humiliation.
1156 01:11:17 - No, wait. Howard.
1157 01:11:20 He's disappeared again.
1158 01:11:22 Oh, dear.
1159 01:11:25 I'm so sorry, Howard.
1160 01:11:26 Humiliation.
1161 01:11:29 Humiliation.
1162 01:11:31 Hu-mi-lia--Joel.
1163 01:11:35 I don't like it either.
1164 01:11:36 I'm just trying to findhorrible secret places to--
1165 01:11:38 Joel, honey, I have a surprise--I just-- Oh, um--
1166 01:11:42 Uh, you know what, honey?I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.
1167 01:11:45 Good night, sweetheart.
1168 01:11:50 No, I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.Shut up.
1169 01:11:54 Look!
1170 01:11:56 Joel!
1171 01:11:57 Joel, look!What?
1172 01:11:59 Look where we are!
1173 01:12:02 Whoo!
1174 01:12:04 Clem,
1175 01:12:05 This isn't good.Then hide me somewhere--
1176 01:12:07 Somewhere really buried.
1177 01:12:10 Hit it! Hit it! Joel!
1178 01:12:13 I can't! I gotta go home.
1179 01:12:15 I'll do it later.!
1180 01:12:17 Come on,
1181 01:12:20 You big sissy!
1182 01:12:37 Ooh.!Ooh, he has a girlfriend.!
1183 01:12:40 You know something, Freddy?And he loves her.!
1184 01:12:45 Ow! Ow!Joel!
1185 01:12:46 Joely, get up.Come on, it's not worth it.
1186 01:12:48 Hit him! Hit him!They're not worth it, Joel!
1187 01:12:52 Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!
1188 01:12:54 Come on, Joel.Stupid!
1189 01:13:01 I'm so ashamed.
1190 01:13:03 It's okay.
1191 01:13:05 You were a little kid.Yeah?
1192 01:13:07 Come on.That's where I live--
1193 01:13:09 lived.
1194 01:13:10 I wish I knew youwhen I was a kid.
1195 01:13:12 Do you like my pink hat?Here, look, feel better.
1196 01:13:15 You can really kill me this time.
1197 01:13:17 It's my turn.Go. One, two, three.
1198 01:13:19 Okay.One, two, three.
1199 01:13:22 You're dead.
1200 01:13:24 Oh, my mom.
1201 01:13:26 It's-- It's okay. We're playing.
1202 01:13:28 Hi, Joel's mom.It's not real.
1203 01:13:31 Okay, are you dead yet?You're dead.!
1204 01:13:35 Uh, I think I got the hang of this.I still don't understand it,
1205 01:13:37 But I'm finding him quickly enough.
1206 01:14:16 Jo--Joely?
1207 01:14:17 Are you okay, Joel?
1208 01:14:20 Joel? Joel?
1209 01:14:23 Oh, my God.That was terrible.
1210 01:14:26 Okay, okay.That was like three seconds.
1211 01:14:28 Let me do it one more time.
1212 01:14:29 One more, then I get to go.Okay.
1213 01:14:44 Whoo-hoo-hoo!Whoo! Look at this.
1214 01:14:46 Cool. Look out! Look out!
1215 01:15:00 Whoo-hoo!Come on.
1216 01:15:01 Whoo-hoo!We gotta go!
1217 01:15:05 Come on!
1218 01:15:09 We gotta go. Clem?
1219 01:15:10 We gotta go.
1220 01:15:15 No!This is a really bad time
1221 01:15:17 Get off me! Oh, God!
1222 01:15:20 I don't even knowwhere we're going.
1223 01:15:23 It's the best place.No, this way.
1224 01:15:25 No, this way.No, no, no. This way.
1225 01:15:28 You're no help at all.
1226 01:15:34 Let go of me, Joel!
1227 01:15:49 I like watching you work,Howard.
1228 01:15:55 I guess, uh--
1229 01:15:57 I guess I'll go outfor-- for some air,
1230 01:16:01 It looks like you have everythingunder control here.
1231 01:16:06 Yeah, that's, uh--that's fine.
1232 01:16:19 Do you like quotes, Howard?
1233 01:16:23 What do you mean?
1234 01:16:24 Oh, you know,like famous quotes?
1235 01:16:28 I find reading them inspirational,
1236 01:16:30 And in my reading,I've come across some
1237 01:16:34 Oh, well, I--
1238 01:16:36 I'd love to hear some.
1239 01:16:38 There's one that goes,
1240 01:16:40 ''Blessed are the forgetful,
1241 01:16:42 For they get the better even of their blunders.''
1242 01:16:44 That's Nietzsche, right?Yeah.
1243 01:16:46 And here I thought I could tell yousomething you didn't know.
1244 01:16:48 Oh, no.It's-- It's a good quote.
1245 01:16:51 I'm happy we both know it.Yeah.
1246 01:16:54 Oh, and there's this other one I like.It's by Pope Alexander,
1247 01:16:58 And it goes--Alexander Pope?
1248 01:17:00 Oh, yeah.Yeah, shit.
1249 01:17:02 It's just that
1250 01:17:03 I told myself not tosay ''Pope Alexander''
1251 01:17:06 and sound like a dope,and then I go ahead and say it.
1252 01:17:08 It's no big deal.You're such a sweetheart.
1253 01:17:14 The quote goes,
1254 01:17:15 ''How happy is theblameless vestal's lot?
1255 01:17:19 ''The world forgetting,by the world forgot.
1256 01:17:23 ''Eternal sunshineof the spotless mind.
1257 01:17:27 Each prayer accepted
1258 01:17:29 and each wish resigned. ''
1259 01:17:30 I want to bea great big, huge elephant...
1260 01:17:36 with a huge trunk like that.
1261 01:17:39 Clem?
1262 01:17:41 Clementine?
1263 01:17:42 I haven't heard that one.It's lovely.
1264 01:17:45 I just thought it wouldbe appropriate, maybe.
1265 01:17:53 I really admirethe work you do, Howard.
1266 01:17:57 I don't mean to be so familiar.Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1267 01:18:00 I'm happy to hear--
1268 01:18:07 I'm sorry.
1269 01:18:13 I've loved youfor a very long time.
1270 01:18:18 I shouldn't have said that.
1271 01:18:20 Oh, Mary, no.It's-- You're a wonderful girl.
1272 01:18:24 But I--
1273 01:18:25 You know,I have a wife and kids.
1274 01:18:30 Oh, Mary.
1275 01:18:34 Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1276 01:18:53 Well, good morning,Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1277 01:19:05 What?Oh, my God.!
1278 01:19:06 Who is it?
1279 01:19:21 Thank you, Stan.Thanks a lot.
1280 01:19:28 Hollis. Hollis!
1281 01:19:31 Hollis.!
1282 01:19:34 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.Hollis.
1283 01:19:37 - I knew it, Howard.- Hollis, it didn't start out
1284 01:19:39 I came here to work.Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1285 01:19:43 I'm a stupid girlwith a stupid crush.!
1286 01:19:45 I swear I basicallyforced him into it!
1287 01:19:49 Don't be a monster, Howard.Tell the girl.
1288 01:19:55 Tell me what?
1289 01:19:57 Oh, you poor kid.
1290 01:20:00 You can have him.
1291 01:20:02 You did.
1292 01:20:14 What?
1293 01:20:26 We have a history.
1294 01:20:29 I'm sorry.Y-You wanted the procedure.
1295 01:20:34 You-- You wanted it done...
1296 01:20:37 So you could get past, uh--
1297 01:20:42 You could-- Yeah.
1298 01:20:47 Um, I have to, uh,
1299 01:20:48 Finish the work in there.It's almost morning.
1300 01:20:53 We'll talk later.
1301 01:20:56 Okay?
1302 01:21:15 Let me give you a lift home.
1303 01:21:27 Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1304 01:21:29 Hi.Hi.
1305 01:21:33 Didn't figure you'd show your facearound me again.
1306 01:21:37 I guess I thoughtyou were...
1307 01:21:39 Humiliated.You did run away,
1308 01:21:43 I just needed to see ya.
1309 01:21:45 Yeah?
1310 01:21:48 I'd like to, um,
1311 01:21:51 Take you out or something.
1312 01:21:53 You're married.
1313 01:21:56 Not yet. Not married.
1314 01:21:59 No, I'm not married, no.
1315 01:22:01 Look, man,I'm telling you right off the bat
1316 01:22:05 So I'm not gonna tiptoearound your marriage...
1317 01:22:08 Or whatever it isyou've got going there.
1318 01:22:11 If you wanna be with me,you're with me.
1319 01:22:14 Okay.
1320 01:22:16 Too many guys think I'm a concept,or I complete them,
1321 01:22:20 Or I'm gonna make them alive.
1322 01:22:22 But I'm just a fucked-up girlwho's looking for
1323 01:22:26 Don't assign me yours.
1324 01:22:28 I remember that speechreally well.
1325 01:22:30 I had you pegged, didn't I?
1326 01:22:32 You had the wholehuman race pegged.
1327 01:22:35 Hmm. Probably.
1328 01:22:38 I still thought you weregonna save my life,
1329 01:22:41 Even after that.
1330 01:22:44 Mmm. I know.
1331 01:22:48 It would be different...
1332 01:22:52 If we could just give itanother go around.
1333 01:22:58 Remember me.
1334 01:23:00 Try your best.
1335 01:23:05 Maybe we can.
1336 01:23:38 Okay, so just tell me whatyou remember, and, uh, then
1337 01:23:43 Okay.
1338 01:23:46 I liked you immediately.
1339 01:23:49 You didn'tcome on to me at all.
1340 01:23:51 I liked that.
1341 01:23:55 I was so tongue-tiedaround you at first.
1342 01:23:58 I wanted you to thinkI was smart.
1343 01:24:01 I couldn't waitto come to work.
1344 01:24:04 I had these fantasiesof us being married...
1345 01:24:07 And having kids and...
1346 01:24:10 Just--
1347 01:24:11 Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1348 01:24:14 We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1349 01:24:16 Yeah, I know.
1350 01:24:19 Oh, God.
1351 01:24:21 I'll take the bottom and you--Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.
1352 01:24:23 I can take that.So you want me to carry that?
1353 01:24:25 Can you get the cooler?
1354 01:24:26 Honey, the cooler is--That's light, huh?
1355 01:24:29 Oh, I can get that.You can get it.
1356 01:24:32 Don't take anything.
1357 01:24:34 I can take the plane.Put the thing up.
1358 01:24:40 This is the day we met.
1359 01:24:42 You were down by the surf.
1360 01:24:44 I could just make you outin the distance.
1361 01:24:46 I remember being drawn to youeven then.
1362 01:24:49 I thought, ''Wow, how odd.I'm drawn to someone's back. ''
1363 01:24:54 You were in that orange sweatshirt
1364 01:24:55 that I would come to know so well...
1365 01:24:57 and even hate, eventually.
1366 01:24:59 At the time I thought,''How cool! An orange sweatshirt.''
1367 01:25:04 Hi there.
1368 01:25:07 Hi.
1369 01:25:08 I saw you
1370 01:25:10 Sitting over here...
1371 01:25:11 By yourself,
1372 01:25:13 And I thought,
1373 01:25:15 ''Thank God.
1374 01:25:16 Someone normalwho doesn't know how to interact
1375 01:25:20 Yeah.
1376 01:25:21 I don't ever know what to say.
1377 01:25:25 I'm Clementine.
1378 01:25:27 Can I borrow a pieceof your chicken?
1379 01:25:31 And then you just took it...
1380 01:25:33 Without waiting for an answer.
1381 01:25:39 It was so intimate,
1382 01:25:41 Like we were already lovers.
1383 01:25:45 I'm Joel.
1384 01:25:48 Hi, Joel.
1385 01:25:50 So, no jokes about my name.
1386 01:25:53 You mean like--
1387 01:25:54 - Oh, my darling, oh, my darlingOh, my darling Clementine -
1388 01:25:58 Huckleberry Hound,that sort of thing?
1389 01:26:00 Yeah. Like that.
1390 01:26:02 Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1391 01:26:04 One of my favorite things when I was a kid
1392 01:26:06 Was my Huckleberry Hound doll.Oh.
1393 01:26:12 I think your name is magical.
1394 01:26:17 This is it, Joel.
1395 01:26:20 It's gonna be gone soon.
1396 01:26:24 I know.
1397 01:26:26 What do we do?
1398 01:26:31 Enjoy it.
1399 01:26:50 You married?No.
1400 01:26:52 Let's move intothis neighborhood!
1401 01:26:54 I do sort of live
1402 01:26:55 With someone though.
1403 01:26:57 Male or female?
1404 01:26:59 What?
1405 01:27:00 Female. Female.
1406 01:27:05 At least I'm not barkingup the wrong tree.
1407 01:27:11 You know these people?
1408 01:27:13 No, of course not.Come on.
1409 01:27:17 They might have a dog.
1410 01:27:19 There's no dog.
1411 01:27:22 What are you doing?
1412 01:27:24 It's freezing out.
1413 01:27:26 I can't believe this.
1414 01:27:31 - Clementine!- There we go. Whoo-hoo.!
1415 01:27:40 Come on, man.
1416 01:27:42 The water's fine.
1417 01:27:44 Nobody's coming here tonight.Believe me.
1418 01:27:50 It's dark.
1419 01:27:51 So, uh,
1420 01:27:53 What's your girlfriend's name?
1421 01:27:56 Naomi, but we're not really--
1422 01:27:59 I mean-- We're--Whatever.
1423 01:28:02 So this is great.Now I can look for, um,
1424 01:28:04 candles, matches...
1425 01:28:07 and the liquor cabinet.Oh, God.
1426 01:28:16 I think we should go.There's no phone line.
1427 01:28:20 What?I think we should go.
1428 01:28:22 Why? It's our house...
1429 01:28:24 Just for tonight.We are
1430 01:28:27 ''David and Ruth Laskin.''
1431 01:28:30 Which one do you want to be?
1432 01:28:32 Uh--I prefer to be Ruth, but
1433 01:28:34 I can be flexible.
1434 01:28:37 What are you do--
1435 01:28:41 Alcohol!
1436 01:28:42 Oh, boy.So,
1437 01:28:44 Are you okay with wine?I don't know.
1438 01:28:47 Well, you choose the wine.
1439 01:28:48 I'm gonna go find the bedroomand slip into something more...
1440 01:28:52 Ruth.
1441 01:28:56 I'm Ruth-less at the moment.I really should go.
1442 01:29:01 I've gotta catch my ride.
1443 01:29:05 So go.
1444 01:29:08 I did.
1445 01:29:10 I thought maybe you were a nut,
1446 01:29:13 but you were exciting.
1447 01:29:17 I wish you'd stayed.
1448 01:29:19 I wish I'd stayed too.
1449 01:29:20 Now I wish I'd stayed.
1450 01:29:22 I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1451 01:29:26 Oh, God, I wish I had--
1452 01:29:31 I wish I'd stayed.
1453 01:29:33 I do.Well, I came back downstairs,
1454 01:29:36 and you were gone.I walked out. I walked out the door.
1455 01:29:39 Why?I don't know.
1456 01:29:41 I felt like a scared little kid.I was like--
1457 01:29:44 It was above my head.I don't know.
1458 01:29:46 You were scared?Yeah.
1459 01:29:50 Thought you knew thatabout me.
1460 01:29:53 I ran back to the bonfire,trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1461 01:29:58 Was it something I said?
1462 01:30:00 Yeah.
1463 01:30:04 You said, ''So go''...
1464 01:30:06 With such disdain, you know?
1465 01:30:08 Oh, I'm sorry.
1466 01:30:10 It's okay.
1467 01:30:17 Joely?
1468 01:30:19 What if you stayed this time?
1469 01:30:24 I walked out the door.
1470 01:30:27 There's no memory left.
1471 01:30:29 Come back and make upa good-bye, at least.
1472 01:30:32 Let's pretend we had one.
1473 01:30:45 Bye, Joel.
1474 01:30:48 I love you.
1475 01:30:50 Meet me in Montauk.
1476 01:30:58 I didn't crash the plane.The plane crashed.
1477 01:31:09 You're stoned, and you're driving.Yeah, the pot balances it out.
1478 01:31:12 The pot brings you back up. That's why I smoke it.If I'm going to be drinking, then I'll smoke it.
1479 01:31:17 It does. That's a medical fact.It was proven on the Science Network.
1480 01:31:22 Honey, just watch the road.
1481 01:31:24 I can't see shit.
1482 01:31:27 I saw you talkingto somebody pretty.
1483 01:31:30 She was nice.Yeah, man. Who was that?
1484 01:31:35 She was, um,
1485 01:31:38 Just a girl.
1486 01:31:46 Okay.
1487 01:32:24 So I gotta--I gotta drop the van off.
1488 01:32:27 Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1489 01:32:29 We'll talk.
1490 01:33:50 Hey!
1491 01:33:54 Hey.
1492 01:33:57 You got a lotof your stuff there, I see.
1493 01:33:59 Yeah, that's right. My stuff.I take it you're not coming back.
1494 01:34:01 I wouldn't come back if I was you either.Do you swear you didn't know?
1495 01:34:05 I-I swear.
1496 01:34:07 So you didn't do the erasing?
1497 01:34:09 Of course not. God, no.
1498 01:34:11 And you never even suspectedwe were together?
1499 01:34:14 Once, maybe.
1500 01:34:17 I was coming back from a job,and you were at his car.
1501 01:34:20 I saw you two talking.
1502 01:34:23 So I waved to you,and you giggled, you know.
1503 01:34:27 How'd I look?
1504 01:34:31 You looked happy.
1505 01:34:32 Happy with a
1506 01:34:34 Secret.
1507 01:34:36 And after that?
1508 01:34:38 I never saw you two togetheragain like that, so I just--
1509 01:34:41 I don't know. I just figuredI was imagining things.
1510 01:35:10 I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1511 01:35:13 You know that?
1512 01:35:26 Thanks.
1513 01:36:02 Let me get my toothbrush.Yeah. Just--
1514 01:36:19 Where are you, Clem?I'm worried.
1515 01:36:22 La-la-la-la-la.I feel like you're mad at me,
1516 01:36:27 What did I do?I love you so much.
1517 01:36:31 I'll do anythingto make you happy.
1518 01:36:33 Tell me what you want me to do,and I'll do it.
1519 01:36:37 Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morningjust to make sure you're okay.
1520 01:36:53 V醡onos, se駉r.
1521 01:36:56 I-I had a really nice timelast night.
1522 01:37:00 Nice?
1523 01:37:01 I had the best fucking nightof my entire fucking life...
1524 01:37:05 Last night.That's better.
1525 01:37:12 This is weird.
1526 01:37:13 To all patientsof Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1527 01:37:16 My name is Mary Svevo.''We've met,
1528 01:37:19 I worked for a company you hired
1529 01:37:21 To have part of your memory erased.''
1530 01:37:24 I have since decidedthat this is a horrible--
1531 01:37:27 In order to correct this,I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1532 01:37:32 My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1533 01:37:35 I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1534 01:37:38 What is this?
1535 01:37:39 I don't know.
1536 01:37:41 He's boring.Is that enough
1537 01:37:43 reason to erase someone?
1538 01:37:45 I've been thinking latelyhow I was before and how I am now,
1539 01:37:49 I feel like I'm always pissy now.
1540 01:37:51 I don't like myself when I'm with him.I don't like myself anymore.
1541 01:37:55 I can't stand to even look at him.
1542 01:37:57 That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.
1543 01:37:59 - That sort of wounded puppy shithe does, you know?
1544 01:38:02 - What are you doing?I'm not doing anything.
1545 01:38:05 the rose at this point.- Are you screwing with me?
1546 01:38:08 - You are screwing with me.-Joel, I'm not!
1547 01:38:11 - You clearly are.- Look,
1548 01:38:13 Let's just take a minute and--
1549 01:38:44 Patrick, get the fuck away.Oh, sweetheart--
1550 01:38:48 Can we talk about it?No! Get the fuck away!
1551 01:39:24 Joel Barish.
1552 01:39:26 Hey, Clementine.
1553 01:39:28 Hey.
1554 01:39:29 Nice to see you.
1555 01:39:35 Really very educated.
1556 01:39:37 I mean, she's smart, I think,but not educated.
1557 01:39:41 I couldn't really talk to herabout books, you know?
1558 01:39:44 She's more ofa magazine-reading girl.
1559 01:39:47 Her vocabulary leavessomething to be desired.
1560 01:39:51 Sometimes--I was embarrassed in public...
1561 01:39:53 Hi.because she would pronounce...
1562 01:39:57 library ''libary. ''Hi.
1563 01:40:02 Look what I found.
1564 01:40:04 I think if there'sa truly seductive quality
1565 01:40:08 it's that her personality promisesto take you out of the mundane.
1566 01:40:13 You made me look skinny.
1567 01:40:15 Amazing, burning meteorite...
1568 01:40:17 will carry you to another worldwhere things are exciting.
1569 01:40:24 But what you quickly learnis that...
1570 01:40:28 I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1571 01:40:32 It's okay.So flashy
1572 01:40:38 But still, it seduces you.Joel, I really like you.
1573 01:40:40 I hate that I saidmean things about you.
1574 01:40:41 - Let me turn this off, okay?
1575 01:40:43 - Hey, it's--it's only fair.
1576 01:40:47 Where's the real Clementine?I mean, the whole thing with the hair--
1577 01:40:51 it's all bullshit.
1578 01:40:53 - I really like your hair.- Thank you.
1579 01:40:55 I really like your hair.Thank you.
1580 01:41:01 You want a drink or something?
1581 01:41:03 Do you have any whiskey?
1582 01:41:06 No, I don't think her sexis...
1583 01:41:10 motivated.I saw it clearly
1584 01:41:14 It wasn't sex.It was just sad.
1585 01:41:19 Hey. Sorry.I thought there was more.
1586 01:41:21 The only way Clem thinksshe can get people to like her...
1587 01:41:25 is to fuck 'em...
1588 01:41:28 or at least dangle the possibilityof getting fucked in front of'em.
1589 01:41:32 And she's so desperateand insecure that she'll,
1590 01:41:37 sooner or later,go around fucking everybody.
1591 01:41:40 I don't do that.I wouldn't think that
1592 01:41:44 - Because I don't.- I know.
1593 01:41:46 Because it really hurts methat you said that
1594 01:41:48 I'm so sorry.I'm sorry about all this.
1595 01:41:52 I'm a little confused.I don't really think
1596 01:41:56 I can be here.
1597 01:42:04 Um... bye.Bye.
1598 01:42:08 It was nice meeting you and all.
1599 01:42:13 What a loss to spendthat much time with someone,
1600 01:42:16 only to find outthat she's a stranger.
1601 01:42:24 Wait.
1602 01:42:28 What?I don't know.
1603 01:42:29 Just wait. Just wait.What do you want, Joel?
1604 01:42:31 I don't know.I want you to wait for...
1605 01:42:33 Just a while.
1606 01:42:50 Okay.Really?
1607 01:42:52 I'm not a concept, Joel.I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking
1608 01:42:54 for my own peace of mind.
1609 01:42:56 - I'm not perfect.
1610 01:42:58 - I can't see anythingthat I don't like about you.
1611 01:43:00 But you will.Right now I can't.
1612 01:43:02 But you will.
1613 01:43:03 You know, you will think of things,
1614 01:43:05 And I'll get bored with you andfeel trapped because that's what
1615 01:43:11 Okay.
1616 01:43:16 Okay.
1617 01:43:22 Okay.Okay.
1618 01:43:35 Translation by Doggy