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1 00:01:11 BEN: Freud said,"Love and work. Work and love.
2 00:01:14 "That's all there is."
3 00:01:16 Well, I'm retired,and my wife is dead.
4 00:01:19 As you can imagine,that's given me
5 00:01:21 some time on my hands.
6 00:01:23 My wife's been gonefor three and a half years.
7 00:01:25 I miss her in every way.
8 00:01:27 And retirement?That is an ongoing,
9 00:01:29 relentless effortin creativity.
10 00:01:31 At first, I admitI enjoyed the novelty of it.
11 00:01:34 Sort of felt likeI was playing hooky.
12 00:01:36 I used all the miles I'd savedand traveled the globe.
13 00:01:39 The problem was,no matter where I went,
14 00:01:41 as soon as I got home,the nowhere-to-be thing
15 00:01:42 hit me like a ton of bricks.
16 00:01:44 I realized the key
17 00:01:46 to this whole dealwas to keep moving.
18 00:01:47 Get up, get out of the house,and go somewhere. Anywhere.
19 00:01:52 Come rain or shine,I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15.
20 00:01:56 Excuse me,mind if we join you here?
21 00:01:58 Hey, how are ya?
22 00:02:00 BEN: Can't explain it,
23 00:02:01 but it makes mefeel part of something.
24 00:02:04 These guys today,they're not numbers guys.
25 00:02:05 Don't talk figures with them.
26 00:02:07 BEN: How do I spendthe rest of my days?
27 00:02:08 You name it.Golf, books, movies, pinochle
28 00:02:12 Tried yoga, learned to cook,
29 00:02:14 bought some plants,took classes in Mandarin.
30 00:02:16 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
31 00:02:18 Translation, "Believe me,I've tried everything."
32 00:02:22 And then, of course,there are the funerals.
33 00:02:28 So many morethan I could imagine.
34 00:02:32 The only traveling I dothese days is out to San Diego
35 00:02:35 to visit my sonand his family.
36 00:02:38 They're great.I love 'em to pieces.
37 00:02:40 But to be honest, I thinkI probably relied on them
38 00:02:42 way more than I should.
39 00:02:44 Don't get me wrong,I'm not an unhappy person.
40 00:02:47 Quite the contrary.
41 00:02:49 I just knowthere's a hole in my life,
42 00:02:50 and I need to fill it.
43 00:02:53 Soon.
44 00:02:57 Which brings me to today,when I was leaving the market
45 00:02:59 and caught your flyerout of the corner of my eye.
46 00:03:03 Hmm.
47 00:03:07 "Seniors, be an intern."
48 00:03:09 Ben,
49 00:03:10 I thought that was you. Hi.
50 00:03:12 -Hey.-What'd you find?
51 00:03:14 I think an Internet placeis looking for senior interns.
52 00:03:17 -Am I reading this right?-Let me see.
53 00:03:19 "Applicants must beover 65 years of age,
54 00:03:22 "have organizational skills,
55 00:03:24 "a genuine interest ine-commerce," whatever that is,
56 00:03:27 "and a roll-up-your-sleevesattitude."
57 00:03:29 AboutTheFit.com,
58 00:03:30 isn't that the Outfitthat Was...
59 00:03:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
60 00:03:33 They bought one of thoseold factories in Red Hook.
61 00:03:35 My daughter says they sellclothes on the Internet.
62 00:03:38 How that works,I have no idea.
63 00:03:40 Well, you have toupload the application.
64 00:03:43 That could be challenging.Listen to this,
65 00:03:45 "Cover lettersare so old-fashioned.
66 00:03:47 "Show us who you arewith a cover-letter video.
67 00:03:49 "Upload your videoto YouTube or Vimeo
68 00:03:53 "using .mov, .avi,or a .mpg file.
69 00:03:57 "We look forwardto meeting you."
70 00:03:59 Well, I guessthat's meeting me.
71 00:04:00 I swear I don't even knowwhat language that was.
72 00:04:03 What are youdoing tonight, Ben?
73 00:04:05 A frozen lasagna?
74 00:04:08 I could make a little salad,turn it into a dinner for two,
75 00:04:11 like we did that timeand never did again.
76 00:04:14 You know that wasover five months ago?
77 00:04:16 Oh, yeah. No, no, we gottado that again, for sure,
78 00:04:19 but okay if we takea rain check?
79 00:04:21 You're awful cute,you know that?
80 00:04:22 No, I didn't.
81 00:04:23 Well, it's true, you are.So I'll see you.
82 00:04:29 Don't take too long, doll.
83 00:04:31 You're not gettingany younger.
84 00:04:33 -I know, I know, I know.-All right.
85 00:04:36 (TlcKING)
86 00:04:56 BEN: So here I am,
87 00:04:58 applying to beone of your interns
88 00:05:00 because the moreI think about this idea,
89 00:05:02 the more tremendousI think it is.
90 00:05:04 I love the idea of havinga place I can go every day.
91 00:05:06 I want the connection,the excitement.
92 00:05:09 I wanna be challenged,
93 00:05:10 and I guess I might evenwanna be needed.
94 00:05:12 The tech stuff mighttake a bit to figure out.
95 00:05:14 I had to callmy 9-year-old grandson
96 00:05:16 just to find outwhat a USB connector was.
97 00:05:19 But I'll get there.Eager to learn.
98 00:05:21 Also, I want you to know
99 00:05:22 I've been a company manall my life.
100 00:05:24 I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy,and I'm good in a crisis.
101 00:05:27 And I love thatyou're right here in Brooklyn.
102 00:05:29 I've lived here all my life,and lately I feel
103 00:05:31 I may not be hip enoughto live in Brooklyn,
104 00:05:33 so this could helpwith that, too.
105 00:05:35 I read once,musicians don't retire.
106 00:05:37 They stop when there'sno more music in them.
107 00:05:40 Well, I still havemusic in me,
108 00:05:41 absolutely positiveabout that.
109 00:05:48 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
110 00:06:14 Good news,I found a size eight in navy.
111 00:06:16 No, you are right.
112 00:06:17 That packageshould have arrived by now.
113 00:06:18 Let me track that for you.
114 00:06:20 Yep, these pants are awesomeif you have hips.
115 00:06:22 Super slimming.
116 00:06:23 Okay, let mejust review this with you.
117 00:06:26 You have six bridesmaids.
118 00:06:27 You ordered sixof the silk chiffon
119 00:06:28 Antoinette dresses in pink.
120 00:06:30 The wedding is in three days,
121 00:06:31 and the dresses just arrivedall in charcoal gray,
122 00:06:35 which we don't even sell,so that is a bit of a mystery.
123 00:06:39 Okay, here's whatwe're gonna do about this.
124 00:06:41 I am gonna call the vendorand have this fixed today.
125 00:06:43 I will personallysee the dresses
126 00:06:45 before they are Fed Exed,
127 00:06:46 and I promise you they willbe at your front door
128 00:06:48 by 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay?
129 00:06:50 You know what, let me give youmy cell just in case,
130 00:06:51 718-555-0199.
131 00:06:55 Oh, thank you so muchfor your patience,
132 00:06:57 and I am gonna refund you backall your money. it's the...
133 00:06:59 (LAUGHING) Yes.
134 00:07:03 Okay, hey, you checkthis one off your list, okay?
135 00:07:05 This is done.
136 00:07:07 And, Rachel,have a great wedding.
137 00:07:10 Oh, my God,how did that happen?
138 00:07:12 BECKY: Jules?
139 00:07:13 I know, I know,I'm late for something.
140 00:07:15 Yeah, everything.
141 00:07:16 You see why I takecustomer service calls?
142 00:07:17 I mean, it's so good.You learn so much.
143 00:07:19 Okay, what's up?What am I doing?
144 00:07:21 Okay, Cameron was waiting foryou, but had another meeting.
145 00:07:23 He said he'll be back at 2:00.
146 00:07:25 Um, everyoneneeds you to sign off
147 00:07:26 -on tomorrow's homepage.-Right.
148 00:07:27 And your 11:00is in the big conference room.
149 00:07:29 So is your 11:10.Finance needs you,
150 00:07:31 and I guess you e-maileda bunch of people
151 00:07:33 at 4:00 a.m. about something?
152 00:07:34 Oh, good, I forgot about that.
153 00:07:36 I want to figure outa way for friends
154 00:07:37 to shop together online.
155 00:07:38 Make it lessof an alone thing.
156 00:07:39 E-mail me that idea, will you?
157 00:07:41 Yeah, I like that.
158 00:07:42 Um, is now a good timeto call your mom back?
159 00:07:43 -Dude, I'm on a bike.-EMPLOYEES: Happy birthday!
160 00:07:46 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
161 00:07:48 Oh!
162 00:07:51 JULES: Oh, what a mess-
163 00:07:52 This is the middleof the office. Don't do...
164 00:07:54 Don't put that--
165 00:07:56 (GROANS)
166 00:07:57 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
167 00:08:03 -RECEPTIONISTZ Hello.-Hi.
168 00:08:05 I'm Ben Whittaker.I received an e-mail
169 00:08:07 about an interviewfor the senior intern program.
170 00:08:09 Hey, Ben. How's it goin'?
171 00:08:11 It's going good, real good.Thank you.
172 00:08:12 Excellent.Take a seat around the corner,
173 00:08:14 and someone from talentacquisition will come get you.
174 00:08:17 Thank you.
175 00:08:19 "Talent acquisition"?
176 00:08:31 Okay, you guyshave to remember;
177 00:08:32 the homepagehas to read in a glance.
178 00:08:34 Also, you have to get backlike this if you wanna see
179 00:08:36 what it looks likeif you're, like, over 35.
180 00:08:39 Okay, so I can'tread anything,
181 00:08:40 but if I could,what do you want me to see?
182 00:08:43 "Five Girls, One Shirt"or "Check Out The Fit"?
183 00:08:45 Well, both, but what I reallywant you to see
184 00:08:47 is the shirt worn byfive different body types.
185 00:08:49 Okay, then you gottamake me see that.
186 00:08:51 Try makingthe photo grid bigger.
187 00:08:53 I love that five.Can we make it more graphic?
188 00:08:55 Yeah, that's cool.
189 00:08:57 Maybe hero the girlin the red shirt.
190 00:08:59 -Jules...-That is a great red.
191 00:09:00 It is going to fly outta here.
192 00:09:02 I needed you to sign offon this, like, two hours ago.
193 00:09:04 I know, I know,but can you try?
194 00:09:06 Yep.
195 00:09:07 IVlia? Tell me that thing again.
196 00:09:09 Oh, 40% of our visitorsdon't go past the homepage,
197 00:09:13 which isn't so bad.
198 00:09:14 Yeah, but we should fix that.
199 00:09:15 Okay, here you go.
200 00:09:17 JULES: I love it.
201 00:09:18 -Great, and it's up.-Okay. Thanks, everybody.
202 00:09:21 ALL: Thank you.
203 00:09:26 Okay, so...
204 00:09:28 The Antoinette dress.Major screw-up by the vendor.
205 00:09:31 There's gonna be a coupleof interviews today, Ben.
206 00:09:33 We wanna make sure thatwe both find the right fit.
207 00:09:36 "Business as usual"is not really our motto,
208 00:09:38 so we hopeyou have some fun here.
209 00:09:40 This is the first timewe are hiring senior interns,
210 00:09:42 so some ofour intern questions
211 00:09:44 may not exactlyfit your profile,
212 00:09:46 but we're gonnago for it anwvay, okay?
213 00:09:47 Fire away.
214 00:09:49 Okay, good.Where'd you go to school?
215 00:09:51 I went to Northwestern.
216 00:09:52 Hey, my brotherwent to Northwestern.
217 00:09:55 Probably not at the same time.
218 00:09:56 Probably not.He graduated in 2009.
219 00:09:58 -Class of '65_-(CHUCKLES)
220 00:10:00 Wow, what was your major?Do you remember?
221 00:10:05 And after Northwestern,you went on to...
222 00:10:08 I went to work for Dex One.
223 00:10:10 Okay, and they made...
224 00:10:12 -Phonebooks.-Oh.
225 00:10:13 I was in chargeof overseeing the printing
226 00:10:14 of the physical phonebook.
227 00:10:15 I did that for over 20 years,
228 00:10:17 and before that I was theirVP of sales and advertising.
229 00:10:19 So, do they stillmake phonebooks?
230 00:10:22 I mean, doesn't everyonejust Google numbers?
231 00:10:24 I believe they do, but beforeGoogle that was how you got...
232 00:10:26 Oh, no, no. Yeah, I get it.
233 00:10:28 So 40 yearsat the phonebook company?
234 00:10:30 That is amazing, seriously.
235 00:10:32 Okay, Benjamin. Now,I'm gonna ask you one of
236 00:10:34 our more telling questionsfor all of our interns,
237 00:10:36 so I want you to, like,this is the one
238 00:10:37 to really think about, okay?
239 00:10:38 And take your time.
240 00:10:41 Where do you see yourselfin 10 years?
241 00:10:44 When I'm 80?
242 00:10:46 Yeah, sure.Yeah, whatever. Um...
243 00:10:50 Wait. Did not realizeyou were 70.
244 00:10:52 That question just doesn'twork for you, does it?
245 00:10:54 Should we just scratchthat one and just move on?
246 00:10:56 -It's your call, Justin.-Okay, that one's gone.
247 00:10:59 You look great,by the way, so great,
248 00:11:00 and you're clearly morethan qualified for this job.
249 00:11:02 You're actually, like,way overqualified,
250 00:11:03 and we were so impressed.
251 00:11:05 You had great interviews,great video.
252 00:11:07 You nailed it, Ben. Congrats.
253 00:11:09 You're an intern.
254 00:11:10 Hey. I need you fortwo minutes, uninterrupted.
255 00:11:13 -Hi. Okay.-Remember a few weeks ago,
256 00:11:14 we talked aboutthe senior intern program?
257 00:11:16 No.
258 00:11:17 Really? We had a whole,big conversation about it.
259 00:11:20 We did? Okay, remind me.
260 00:11:21 Seniors in high schoolor college?
261 00:11:22 No, no, no. Seniors in life.Older people.
262 00:11:26 Hold on. What?
263 00:11:27 I told youI felt like we needed
264 00:11:28 to do an outreach program.
265 00:11:30 You definitely seemedto be liking the idea,
266 00:11:32 so I set it in motion.It's gonna be great.
267 00:11:33 Hold, please. You're hiringsenior citizen interns?
268 00:11:37 There's beena ton of research on this,
269 00:11:39 and the resultsare actually incredible.
270 00:11:41 I mean,imagine having an intern
271 00:11:43 with a lifetime of experience
272 00:11:44 as opposed tosomebody who spent
273 00:11:46 the last four years oftheir life playing beer pong.
274 00:11:47 Do they eventuallywant jobs here?
275 00:11:49 No, darling,they're all retired.
276 00:11:51 They just want the experience.
277 00:11:53 And I would like one towork directly with you.
278 00:11:56 -Wait, Cameron, no.-Wha--
279 00:11:58 First of all, I'm not greatwith older people.
280 00:12:01 You know how I am withmy parents. This could be...
281 00:12:04 Why do I have to have one?
282 00:12:05 Because you haveto set the tone.
283 00:12:07 Now, would you prefera man or a woman?
284 00:12:09 There's a great 72-year-oldwoman, really cute.
285 00:12:11 Ugh_ That's like the same ageas my mom. That's too weird.
286 00:12:14 That's fine.There's a man everyone loves.
287 00:12:15 He seems amazing.
288 00:12:16 I watched his videowith the whole group.
289 00:12:18 People were crying.
290 00:12:21 Okay, this is notgoing to work, in my opinion.
291 00:12:23 But how long do I have todo this for? Minimum?
292 00:12:26 Six weeks, or we'll be sued.
293 00:12:29 I know we nevertalked about this.
294 00:12:30 Yeah, we did. For real.
295 00:12:32 He starts tomorrow.
296 00:12:36 (TlcKING)
297 00:12:48 Hmm.
298 00:12:57 Back in action.
299 00:13:00 Thank God.
300 00:13:02 JASON: New interns,welcome to A TF.
301 00:13:04 We all work on this one floor,and that is because
302 00:13:07 we are all about communication
303 00:13:09 and teamwork.
304 00:13:10 No one has a private office,
305 00:13:11 not even our founderand CEO, Jules Ostin,
306 00:13:14 who is actuallyright over there.
307 00:13:17 She loves to ride her bikethrough the office.
308 00:13:19 That woman does notlike to waste time.
309 00:13:21 Plus, she counts itas exercise.
310 00:13:23 That's adorable.
311 00:13:25 Yeah. IVlmm-hmm.
312 00:13:27 Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis.
313 00:13:29 Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker.
314 00:13:31 Exciting place, huh?
315 00:13:32 Oh, my God.They had one opening
316 00:13:33 for a regular-age intern,no offense.
317 00:13:35 I got it. I'm so psyched.
318 00:13:37 I'm pretty psyched myself.
319 00:13:39 All right,a few words about Jules.
320 00:13:40 She started About The Fitonly 18 months ago.
321 00:13:42 This whole idea was hatched
322 00:13:44 at Jules' kitchen tableright here in Brooklyn.
323 00:13:46 Jules tried everything onthat she sold,
324 00:13:47 described the fit herself,
325 00:13:48 and apparently, it worked.
326 00:13:51 She was online in four months.
327 00:13:54 She started with 25 employees.She's now up to 216.
328 00:13:57 With you four, 220.
329 00:13:59 Wow.
330 00:14:00 Hey, Ben, are you gonnawear a suit every day?
331 00:14:02 -You bet.-(CHUCKLES)
332 00:14:04 Confident.I like how you roll.
333 00:14:06 I like it a lot.
334 00:14:08 (BELL RINGING)
335 00:14:10 We just hit a record highof 2,500 likes on Instagram.
336 00:14:14 (ALL cHEERING)
337 00:14:19 And that's what we do
338 00:14:20 when something goodhappens around here.
339 00:14:22 New interns, grab a seat
340 00:14:23 at one of the intern tablesover there.
341 00:14:25 Check your e-mail.
342 00:14:26 You may find thatyou've been assigned
343 00:14:27 to one particular personor one particular team.
344 00:14:30 Or you mightjust be a floater
345 00:14:31 it's all good.
346 00:14:33 Okay, let me Instagram this.
347 00:14:35 Moment in time.
348 00:14:37 -Gray is the new green.-(CAMERA CLICKS)
349 00:14:39 Take a seat.
350 00:14:43 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
351 00:15:27 Thanks.
352 00:15:30 (CHllvlEs)
353 00:15:31 Oh, got one.
354 00:15:34 CAMERON: Welcome, Ben.
355 00:15:35 Your internshipwill be directly
356 00:15:37 with our founder; Jules Ostin
357 00:15:40 Oh, I'm in the photo studio.
358 00:15:42 Floater. Love!
359 00:15:44 Hey, Ben, what'd you get?
360 00:15:45 Looks like I'm gonna bea personal intern.
361 00:15:47 Nice. To?
362 00:15:49 Jules Ostin
363 00:15:51 Unfortunate.
364 00:15:53 Hang in there.
365 00:15:55 (CHUCKLES)
366 00:15:57 (CHllvlEs)
367 00:15:59 BECKY: Hi, Ben. I have securedan appointment for you
368 00:16:01 to meet with Jules Ostintoday at 3:55 p.m.
369 00:16:04 Please be prompt, as Jules hasanother meeting at 4:00 p- m-
370 00:16:07 Hmm.
371 00:16:12 All right,I'm going to merchandising.
372 00:16:13 Beautiful.
373 00:16:31 BECKY: it's perfect.
374 00:16:33 Yes, I'll try to haveher there at 5:00.
375 00:16:35 Um, no, wait,
376 00:16:36 I booked her with a vendorat 5:15. I'm sorry.
377 00:16:40 I'll call you back.
378 00:16:41 Yes, hello?
379 00:16:43 Hi, I'm Ben Whittaker.
380 00:16:44 I have a 3:55 appointmentwith Ms. Ostin_
381 00:16:47 3255?
382 00:16:48 I thought she was meetingwith her new intern.
383 00:16:50 That's me.
384 00:16:52 How you doing?
385 00:16:53 (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.Uh, how are you an intern?
386 00:16:56 It's the newsenior intern program.
387 00:16:58 It just started today.
388 00:17:00 Oh, my God. Um...
389 00:17:03 How old are you?
390 00:17:05 Seventy. You?
391 00:17:07 I'm 24. I know, I look older.It's the job. It ages you.
392 00:17:10 Which won't be greatin your case.
393 00:17:12 Sorry.
394 00:17:13 I actually thoughtyou looked younger.
395 00:17:15 (SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
396 00:17:18 Any tips before I go in?
397 00:17:21 Just talk fast.She hates slow talkers.
398 00:17:23 Maybe that's justwhen I talk slow.
399 00:17:25 Don't dawdle in any way.Just keep it moving.
400 00:17:27 And don't forget to blink.
401 00:17:29 Blink?
402 00:17:30 Yeah, she hateswhen people don't blink.
403 00:17:32 It weirds her out.
404 00:17:33 But it's 3:57.This meeting that she's in
405 00:17:34 just took up,like, two of your...
406 00:17:35 They're out. Go, go, go.
407 00:17:37 -Okay, thanks.-Go. Yeah.
408 00:17:39 What? Oh, yeah, I'm here.
409 00:17:42 BEN: Hi, Jules?
410 00:17:44 I'm Ben, your new intern.
411 00:17:46 I'm glad you also seethe humor in this.
412 00:17:49 Be hard not to.
413 00:17:51 So, Ben...
414 00:17:53 I was gonna saywhat is a nice guy like you
415 00:17:55 doing at 8 place like this?
416 00:17:57 But Cameron gave me the drill,
417 00:17:58 so can I just behonest with you?
418 00:18:00 PIS3SS.
419 00:18:01 I'm not gonna havea lot for you to do.
420 00:18:03 That's the truth.
421 00:18:04 And you being assigned to meis kind of just
422 00:18:07 for me to set an examplefor the rest of the team.
423 00:18:10 If you ask me,
424 00:18:11 I think that you'd bemuch better off
425 00:18:13 working in creativeor marketing.
426 00:18:14 It's a little bit slower pace,
427 00:18:15 maybe a little biteasier to grasp.
428 00:18:17 If you requested a transfer,we can make that happen.
429 00:18:19 If that's what you'd prefer.
430 00:18:21 You'll be happier, believe me.
431 00:18:24 I am not so fun to work for.
432 00:18:25 That's what I gather,
433 00:18:26 but I can get alongwith anyone,
434 00:18:28 and I'm here to learnabout your world,
435 00:18:30 give help where I can, so...
436 00:18:32 So, you don't wanna transfer?
437 00:18:34 Not really, sir.I'm terribly sorry.
438 00:18:37 Excuse me.
439 00:18:39 JULES: Okay.
440 00:18:40 Well, then looks likeyou're stuck with me.
441 00:18:42 Great, I'm excited.
442 00:18:46 I will e-mail you when I havesomething for you to do.
443 00:18:48 Or I could just stop by
444 00:18:49 a few times a day, check in...
445 00:18:50 I'll e-mail you.
446 00:18:52 Also, don't feel likeyou have to dress up.
447 00:18:54 I mean, we're super cas here.
448 00:18:56 Well, I'm comfortablein a suit, if it's okay.
449 00:18:59 No, it's fine. Old-school.
450 00:19:02 Exactly.At least I'll stand out.
451 00:19:04 I don't think you needa suit to do that.
452 00:19:07 True.
453 00:19:08 Well, I think we did itin less than two minutes.
454 00:19:12 I'll wait to hear from you.
455 00:19:14 Okay.
456 00:19:17 Want the door open or closed?
457 00:19:20 Doesn't matter.
458 00:19:22 Open, actually.
459 00:19:27 You'll get used to me.
460 00:19:29 Look forward to it.
461 00:19:42 Hi.
462 00:19:44 Hi.
463 00:19:47 Hi.
464 00:19:50 Howdy.
465 00:19:51 What do you need?
466 00:19:53 (CHUCKLES) No.
467 00:19:58 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
468 00:20:01 What's up, Ben? Are you good?
469 00:20:03 Perfect.
470 00:20:04 Okay.
471 00:20:14 WOMAN 1: The V-neck back tee?WOMAN 2: Okay.
472 00:20:16 -This is Holly.-Can you run that up to them?
473 00:20:18 Yeah, no, no.We love the whole line, IVlark.
474 00:20:20 Okay, so you can zoom out.Like that.
475 00:20:22 JULES: I'm going to a meeting.I'll be back in an hour.
476 00:20:24 We'll talk then?
477 00:20:25 LEWIS: And then you canjust click here to buy it.
478 00:20:27 Cool, yeah.
479 00:20:38 (PHONE RINGING)
480 00:20:40 Hello? Hi, yeah.
481 00:20:42 All right. You staying?
482 00:20:46 Can't leave beforethe boss leaves, Davis.
483 00:20:48 DAVIS: Looks like you'regonna be here a while.
484 00:20:50 All right.See you in the morning, Ben.
485 00:20:52 -Have a good night.-You, too.
486 00:21:01 (ALARMS RINGING)
487 00:21:05 Let's make it happen.
488 00:21:09 MAN: Thanks.
489 00:21:16 How about I push, you deliver?
490 00:21:17 Thank you.
491 00:21:20 I like that there's four favesinstead of three,
492 00:21:22 but can I see the one
493 00:21:24 -without the jacket just to...-Sure.
494 00:21:25 Hi.
495 00:21:29 Okay, so they wanna knowwhat customers bought
496 00:21:30 who didn't come back,
497 00:21:32 so they can spot a problemif there is one, right?
498 00:21:34 Yeah, but I don'tunderstand how to...
499 00:21:35 All right, here's whatI think we should do.
500 00:21:36 -Ben! Ben!-We should go...
501 00:21:38 Hey, hey, look.Here she comes.
502 00:21:39 Watch how she won't even...
503 00:21:40 Hey, Beck. What's up?You look really nice. (GROANS)
504 00:21:44 (INHALES SHARPLY)
505 00:21:45 How long can a womanbe mad at you for?
506 00:21:47 Well, it kind of dependson what you did.
507 00:21:49 Well, first of all,nothing on purpose.
508 00:21:52 We were going outfor a minute.
509 00:21:53 I thought she was cool.I really liked her.
510 00:21:56 But then, I sort of
511 00:21:58 accidentally sleptwith her roommate.
512 00:22:00 That doesn't help.
513 00:22:01 I didn't know she washer roommate. I met her out.
514 00:22:03 How would I know that?
515 00:22:04 -FIONA: Hey, Nikki!-Ben, tell me.
516 00:22:06 I don't know this stuffYou're olden
517 00:22:08 You've been through a lot.
518 00:22:10 I mean,you have a lot of experience.
519 00:22:13 How long do you thinkshe'll be mad at me for?
520 00:22:15 Jay, I have zero experiencewith women,
521 00:22:17 and I can tell you, there'sno coming back from that one.
522 00:22:19 I assume you talked to her,apologized,
523 00:22:21 told her how muchshe means to you...
524 00:22:23 Well, you know...
525 00:22:25 You didn't talk to her?
526 00:22:26 What did you do,send her a tweet?
527 00:22:28 No, of course not. I, like,texted her a billion times.
528 00:22:32 She didn't answer,so then I e-mailed her.
529 00:22:35 But it was, like,a nice e-mail.
530 00:22:37 It was along one,well-thought-out.
531 00:22:38 Subject line I wrote,llllm Sorrylll
532 00:22:40 with like a ton of "O's."
533 00:22:41 So it was like, "I'm sorry,"
534 00:22:43 with a sad emoticon
535 00:22:46 where he's crying at the sideof its little cheek.
536 00:22:50 I should probably actuallyjust talk to her, huh?
537 00:22:53 Obviously.
538 00:22:54 Can't imagine it would hurt.
539 00:22:56 Oh, did yesterday'snumbers come in?
540 00:22:58 Yeah.
541 00:22:59 BEN: We could do itthat way, too.
542 00:23:01 I noticed my internsure keeps busy.
543 00:23:03 Mr. Congeniality.He's a very big hit.
544 00:23:05 Everybody loves him.
545 00:23:07 Okay, do not lookat that desk.
546 00:23:09 It's like the officejunk drawer.
547 00:23:10 It's just gonnadrive you crazy.
548 00:23:12 You just did that.
549 00:23:14 What are you,preparing for surgery?
550 00:23:17 Okay, seriously?How did this even happen?
551 00:23:30 No, no, I can set it up.She's just in a meeting.
552 00:23:33 Hi, somethingI can help you with?
553 00:23:35 Yes, Jules spilled soy sauceon her Saint Laurent jacket.
554 00:23:37 Can you take itto the photo studio?
555 00:23:38 There's lots of cleanersand stuff in there.
556 00:23:40 -Sure, where is it?-She's wearing it.
557 00:23:43 They would like usto consider the possibility...
558 00:23:47 Okay.
559 00:23:48 ...of meeting withsome potential CEOs.
560 00:23:54 Wow.
561 00:23:56 I did not see that coming.
562 00:24:00 (ST/\lvllvlERs) why? uh...
563 00:24:02 Am I too inexperiencedat running a business?
564 00:24:04 I didn't go to Harvard?
565 00:24:07 My methods aren't by the book?
566 00:24:10 I mean,isn't that how we got here?
567 00:24:13 Really?
568 00:24:14 I need adult supervision?
569 00:24:16 Could we be doing better?
570 00:24:19 We hit our five-year goalin nine months.
571 00:24:21 Exactly.Jules, we can't keep up
572 00:24:24 with our own success.You know that.
573 00:24:26 You're an hour late
574 00:24:28 to every meeting.We have a name for it,
575 00:24:29 "Jules Standard Time."
576 00:24:31 And look, I get it. There'sonly so many hours in the day.
577 00:24:34 We're all playing catch-up.
578 00:24:35 Our tech guys work until2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
579 00:24:38 Customer service is slammed.
580 00:24:40 We're running outof inventory.
581 00:24:41 We've got shipping issuesand programing problems,
582 00:24:44 and the bigger we get,
583 00:24:46 the more complicatedit's gonna get.
584 00:24:47 But isn't thiswhat a startup is?
585 00:24:49 What?
586 00:24:51 Say it. What is everyoneso worried about?
587 00:24:54 That it's all going too fast,and it could get away from us.
588 00:24:57 Our investors just thinkthat a seasoned CEO
589 00:25:00 could take some thingsoff your plate.
590 00:25:02 That's all. Just free you upto do what you do great.
591 00:25:05 You come up with the ideas,
592 00:25:06 and let somebody elsemake the trains run on time.
593 00:25:08 But, Cameron, this new person,
594 00:25:09 they are going to want todo things their way.
595 00:25:11 Technically, be my boss.
596 00:25:13 I mean, how can I do what I do
597 00:25:15 if I have to reportto someone else,
598 00:25:18 run every idea I haveby this person?
599 00:25:20 And can you see that working?
600 00:25:21 Well, Gilt Groupebrought in a CEO.
601 00:25:23 How are they doing?
602 00:25:27 I mean, get me CEO lessons,you know?
603 00:25:30 (slGHs)
604 00:25:32 BEN: Uh, excuse me.
605 00:25:35 I apologize, but Becky saidyou needed something
606 00:25:38 taken care of on yourjacket
607 00:25:41 Oh, right.
608 00:25:53 Thank you, Ben.
609 00:25:55 Of course.
610 00:25:58 The VCs made up a listof potential CEOs.
611 00:26:02 Let's just takea look at the list.
612 00:26:03 Explore it, then decide.
613 00:26:06 Baby steps.
614 00:26:12 Ben.
615 00:26:14 Something biggoing on in there?
616 00:26:15 I couldn't say.
617 00:26:17 You were in there a long time.
618 00:26:18 I can't hear a thing.
619 00:26:20 JASON: Psst!
620 00:26:22 (WHISPERS) Say somethingabout me to her.
621 00:26:24 (MOUTHING)No, you have to do it.
622 00:26:29 On my way, boss.
623 00:26:31 Hmm. Boss.
624 00:26:49 LEWIS: Hey, Ben. Ben.
625 00:26:50 How old's that briefcase?
626 00:26:52 It's a 1973Executive Ashburn attach?
627 00:26:55 They don't make it anymore.
628 00:26:57 I'm a little in love with it.
629 00:26:58 It's a classic, Lewis.It's unbeatable.
630 00:27:03 Good night.
631 00:27:05 WOMAN: Bye.
632 00:27:16 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
633 00:27:18 Morning.
634 00:27:27 Oh, my God.Somebody cleaned up that desk.
635 00:27:31 I swear, I was gonna stay lateand do this myself.
636 00:27:34 Wasn't me.
637 00:27:36 Ben came in at 7:00this morning and did it.
638 00:27:39 Who?
639 00:27:40 Ben. Your intern.
640 00:27:43 ON PA: Ben Whiftakeli
641 00:27:45 Someone's very happy.
642 00:27:48 JULES: Brilliant. Thank you.
643 00:27:50 Best thing that's happenedaround here all week.
644 00:27:54 (BELL RINGING)
645 00:27:55 (LAUGHS)
646 00:27:57 (ALL cHEERING)
647 00:28:02 Thank you.
648 00:28:08 FIONA: This is your giftfor a job well done.
649 00:28:12 I'm Fiona, the house masseuse.
650 00:28:15 -Hi, Fiona. Ben.-Hi.
651 00:28:18 Does that feel okay?
652 00:28:19 It feels great, actually.Thank you.
653 00:28:21 Okay. You're a littlebit tight, Ben.
654 00:28:23 Well, I haven't sat at a deskfor a while.
655 00:28:24 My body's not used to it.
656 00:28:25 No, I get it.
657 00:28:26 Plus, they saysitting is the new smoking.
658 00:28:29 Let me see what I can do.
659 00:28:31 I spotted youin the lunchroom.
660 00:28:33 I wondered who you were.
661 00:28:35 -Did you? Oh.-Yeah.
662 00:28:36 Then someone told meyou were an intern.
663 00:28:38 That's pretty coolof you to do this.
664 00:28:40 Well, it's a brave new world.Thought I'd jump in.
665 00:28:42 See what it's all about.
666 00:28:43 Yeah, I know. Absolutely.
667 00:28:46 I'm constantly amazedat what they do here.
668 00:28:49 Love bein' a part of it.
669 00:28:51 Oh.
670 00:28:52 -Oh, my God.-Yeah. There.
671 00:28:55 Yeah. Right there.
672 00:28:58 -How's that, Ben?-Well, it's___ (STAMMERING)
673 00:29:00 -Oh, boy.-FIONA: Good.
674 00:29:03 (WHISPERS) Jason.
675 00:29:06 FIONA: Okay, good. Good, good.
676 00:29:10 There, good.
677 00:29:11 (WHISPERING) Here you go.
678 00:29:13 FIONA: A littletight right here.
679 00:29:15 -Is that better?-Oh, boy, oh, boy.
680 00:29:18 FIONAI Oh. HOW'S that?
681 00:29:19 -Oh, boy.-IVlmm-hmm.
682 00:29:21 Well, it was niceto meet you, Ben.
683 00:29:23 Love that there's anotheroldie but goodie here.
684 00:29:26 Nice to meet you.
685 00:29:28 -See you later?-Love to.
686 00:29:30 IVle, too.
687 00:29:35 (BOTH LAuGHING)
688 00:29:37 You're not as oldas I thought you were.
689 00:29:39 JASON: Ooh!
690 00:29:42 Wait, so you're sayingyou shave
691 00:29:43 -every day?-Yes.
692 00:29:45 -Even on Sundays?-Every day.
693 00:29:47 Okay, and even if you know
694 00:29:49 that you're not gonna seeanyone that you know?
695 00:29:50 -Yes.-How is this possible?
696 00:29:53 I'm on CheapApartments.com
697 00:29:54 and I literally can't afford
698 00:29:56 a single apartmentin all of Brooklyn.
699 00:29:58 My parents gave metwo weeks to find a place,
700 00:30:01 and that's justnot gonna happen.
701 00:30:03 Getting evicted?
702 00:30:05 Hey, I'm in no rush,but apparently they are.
703 00:30:07 JASON: All right, here.Let me see your phone.
704 00:30:10 CheapApartments. com.Have you tried Craigslist?
705 00:30:13 DAVIS: Yes.JASON: Okay.
706 00:30:15 Then I am out of ideas.
707 00:30:20 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
708 00:30:24 WOIVIANI Jules. Hi.
709 00:30:25 -How are you?-JULES: Hi.
710 00:30:26 How are you?
711 00:30:36 -Hey, how's it going?-Hey. Good.
712 00:30:39 -uh, Mike, right?-Yeah.
713 00:30:41 Yeah, I'm Ben.I work for Jules.
714 00:30:42 Yeah, she'll be downin a minute.
715 00:30:44 I Know. Look, I don't wannamake you feel uncomfortable,
716 00:30:46 but I just happen to havelooked out the window,
717 00:30:48 and it appeared you weredrinking something
718 00:30:50 from a paper bag.
719 00:30:51 I don't know whatyou're talking about, man.
720 00:30:55 Why don't you tell heryou can't drive her today,
721 00:30:57 or I'm gonna have to.
722 00:31:03 -We all good?-Yeah.
723 00:31:15 Jules.
724 00:31:16 I'm sorry to do this,
725 00:31:18 but I'm actuallynot feeling so hot.
726 00:31:20 Not sure I should be driving.
727 00:31:21 I wouldn't wannagive you anything.
728 00:31:23 Oh, sure. Yeah, no,you should take the day off
729 00:31:25 and feel better, okay?
730 00:31:26 Thanks.
731 00:31:31 I'm happy to cover for Mike.
732 00:31:33 That's okay.Becky can drive me.
733 00:31:35 Really? You wanna give hermore to do?
734 00:31:42 I hope you don't mindif I don't get in the front.
735 00:31:44 I'm not trying to be rude.
736 00:31:45 I just think betterin the back.
737 00:31:46 I mean,I could get in the front...
738 00:31:47 No,no,no.
739 00:31:49 -This is perfect.-Yeah. Yeah.
740 00:31:51 (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
741 00:31:54 And everythingyou hear in the car
742 00:31:55 is strictly confidential.
743 00:31:56 -Okay?-Goes without saying.
744 00:31:58 Hi, IVlom_
745 00:31:59 -JULES' MOM: Oh, I found you.-Yeah.
746 00:32:01 So, what's up?How's everything?
747 00:32:03 Well, your dad and I arefinally putting together
748 00:32:05 all our researchat the hospital.
749 00:32:06 -That's great.-I hear you typing.
750 00:32:10 That's better.
751 00:32:11 So we've been studyingwomen under 40
752 00:32:13 who sleepless thansix hours a night.
753 00:32:15 -And what'd you find out?-it's interesting.
754 00:32:17 It seems likethey're 38% more likely
755 00:32:20 to experiencemajor weight gain
756 00:32:21 compared to womenwho slept seven hours a night.
757 00:32:24 Are you kidding me?
758 00:32:25 You know I haven't sleptin two years.
759 00:32:27 (CHUCKLES) Well, Ican'tchange the facts, dean
760 00:32:29 Mom, you Know what?I'm rushing into the city
761 00:32:30 for a meeting,and I need to prepare.
762 00:32:32 Can I call youwhen I get home?
763 00:32:34 Oh, you don't have to.
764 00:32:35 Okay. Love you.
765 00:32:37 -Thank you.-(HANGS UP)
766 00:32:42 (SKYPE CALL CHIMING)
767 00:32:43 Hey, how we doin '?
768 00:32:45 Did you look overthe material on Atwood?
769 00:32:46 Yeah, I did.
770 00:32:48 Uh, he had a great runat Travelocity and Citigroup,
771 00:32:51 and I get it. He's major.
772 00:32:52 He is.
773 00:32:53 And the best thing about himis he's been watching us,
774 00:32:55 and he loves what we're doing.
775 00:32:57 But he's onlyone of the names on the list.
776 00:32:59 So if you don't like him,we move on.
777 00:33:00 But, Jules, try to be open.
778 00:33:03 He's supposed to be brilliant.And the VCs love him. A lot.
779 00:33:06 Mark Zuckerbergnever brought in a CEO,
780 00:33:08 and he was a teenager.
781 00:33:10 CAMERON: Call me after.
782 00:33:12 Okay.
783 00:33:15 Oh, thanks, but you don'thave to. I can open the door.
784 00:33:18 Sure.
785 00:33:19 Okay, so this shouldn't takemore than an hour.
786 00:33:21 But if you can't stay here,
787 00:33:22 I'll call Becky,and then she'll find you,
788 00:33:24 and then you canjust pull up...
789 00:33:26 Don't worry. I'll be here.
790 00:33:29 I think I forgot to eat today.
791 00:33:30 Should I pick you upsome sushi?
792 00:33:33 No, I eat too much mercury.I'll be fine.
793 00:33:35 I'm good. I'm actuallykind of nauseous, so...
794 00:33:38 (slGHs)
795 00:34:11 That was fast.
796 00:34:12 (SIGHS) Not fast enough.
797 00:34:14 Oh, I picked you up some soupfrom a place I know.
798 00:34:16 Thanks.
799 00:34:18 You really didn'thave to do...
800 00:34:21 Oh, my God,that smells so good.
801 00:34:23 Good.
802 00:34:27 (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
803 00:34:28 Word travels fast.
804 00:34:29 -Pretty short meeting.-Yeah. I hated him.
805 00:34:32 Really? What happened?
806 00:34:34 I thought he wasa condescending,
807 00:34:35 sexist know-it-all
808 00:34:36 who did not seem toget what we do at all.
809 00:34:38 And, honestly,
810 00:34:40 I think he wouldrun our business
811 00:34:41 in a completely inorganic waythat would lose us
812 00:34:43 all the customers we havekilled ourselves to get.
813 00:34:46 Oh, and I thinkthat he would replace us
814 00:34:48 as soon as he got the chance.
815 00:34:49 Oh, and...
816 00:34:51 (CHUCKLES)The man never blinked.
817 00:34:53 An Olympian non-blinken
818 00:34:56 Okay, then.
819 00:34:57 Yeah.
820 00:34:59 See you in the a.m_?
821 00:35:01 Be there or be square.
822 00:35:04 JULES: I'm sorry.
823 00:35:05 CAMERON: Hey, don't be.
824 00:35:31 I just wanted to say thank youfor helping out
825 00:35:32 with Mike today and forgetting me chicken soup.
826 00:35:34 Oh, and for cleaningthat mess.
827 00:35:37 That was awesome. Seriously.
828 00:35:39 You're very welcome.
829 00:35:44 It's okay.I really won't bite.
830 00:35:47 You started this businessall by yourself
831 00:35:49 a year and a half ago,
832 00:35:50 and now you havea staff of 220 people.
833 00:35:52 Remember who did that.
834 00:35:54 Who?
835 00:35:56 Um...
836 00:35:58 Thank you.
837 00:35:59 And I hate to say it,
838 00:36:00 but try to get some sleep.
839 00:36:05 -Mommy.-JULES:Hey!
840 00:36:07 -Hi.-Hi.
841 00:36:09 JULES: Here'smy favorite girl.
842 00:36:10 Hey, baby.
843 00:36:14 -Hi, honey.-Hey.
844 00:36:17 Over the hump.
845 00:36:21 -So how was your day?-Kind of okay.
846 00:36:23 But you know what? Maddie saidshe didn't wanna be
847 00:36:25 -my friend anymore.-Aw!
848 00:36:28 You know what?I don't think she meant it.
849 00:36:30 She'd miss you too much.
850 00:36:32 I'm startin' to think
851 00:36:33 that Maddie is bipolar.
852 00:36:35 We go through thisevery other day.
853 00:36:38 -We do.-Aw.
854 00:36:40 Oh, how was your meeting?It was today, right?
855 00:36:41 Yeah, just had it.
856 00:36:43 Mommy, I think I'm winning.Look!
857 00:36:45 Oh, that is so cool.
858 00:36:47 MATT: Yeah, that'sthe Play-Doh cake challenge.
859 00:36:49 We 're not finishinguntil tomorrow,
860 00:36:51 so please hold on all judging.
861 00:36:53 Not to mention that we hadan accident with mine,
862 00:36:56 when someone,not to name any names,
863 00:36:58 put her elbow in it.
864 00:37:00 -JULES: What?-It was an accident.
865 00:37:02 Well, I gotta say,I love the pink one a lot.
866 00:37:05 That's mine.Are you happy at me?
867 00:37:07 (LAUGHS) I am so happy at you.I'm beyond happy at you.
868 00:37:11 Daddy helped mewith the icing.
869 00:37:13 Good job, you guys.
870 00:37:14 So, how aboutI give you your bath?
871 00:37:16 Wait, hang on.I was waiting for your call.
872 00:37:17 So you didn't like the guy?
873 00:37:19 He wasn't a good fit for me.
874 00:37:23 But a lot of other nameson the list, so...
875 00:37:25 Yeah.
876 00:37:27 I'm gonna beat you upstairs.
877 00:37:29 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
878 00:37:35 (BEEPS)
879 00:37:36 MILES: Ben, I haven?seen you in days.
880 00:37:38 That's right, homey.Ben's got a job.
881 00:37:40 -(BEEPS)-PATTY: Oh, you're never home.
882 00:37:42 What do you do?
883 00:37:43 Never mind. It's Patty.
884 00:37:46 (BEEPS)
885 00:38:03 FIONAI Hello?
886 00:38:04 (sTAlvllvlERs) Hi, Fiona.
887 00:38:06 It's Ben Whittakerfrom About The Fit.
888 00:38:08 Oh, hey.
889 00:38:10 It's good to hear your voice.
890 00:38:11 Oh, it's good to hearyour voice, too.
891 00:38:13 It was greatmeeting you today.
892 00:38:15 I called you quickerthan you thought I would.
893 00:38:18 (LAUGHING) I'm glad you did.
894 00:38:29 Jules.
895 00:38:31 Shh.
896 00:38:32 Let her sleep, Dad.
897 00:38:35 Okay.
898 00:38:36 Okay.
899 00:38:43 (INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV)
900 00:38:59 (TURNS OFF Tv)
901 00:39:07 I tried to stay up.
902 00:39:09 I know.
903 00:39:10 I'm sorryI fell asleep in there.
904 00:39:12 I just passed out.
905 00:39:14 I know we had a plan to havea grown-up conversation.
906 00:39:18 You wanna Netflix something?
907 00:39:26 Hmm?
908 00:39:28 I'm sorry, I just fell outfor a second.
909 00:39:30 It's okay.
910 00:39:33 Paige learned to say"humongous" today.
911 00:39:35 Really?
912 00:39:36 Cracks me up.
913 00:39:38 She looks at me, she says,
914 00:39:40 "You're a veryhumongous dad, Dad_"
915 00:39:43 -Aw.-(CHUCKLES)
916 00:39:46 Oh, God.
917 00:39:47 You know I hate to soundlike the other moms.
918 00:39:50 But I'm starting to feel likeI need a little me time.
919 00:39:54 I know.
920 00:40:03 Good night.
921 00:40:11 Anybody home?
922 00:40:14 Can't keep my eyes open, Jule.
923 00:40:16 We'll do it tomorrow, okay?
924 00:40:22 (slGHs)
925 00:40:33 Can you turn out your light?
926 00:40:46 (PHONE RINGING)
927 00:40:52 -Hello?-Hey, Ben. It's Becky.
928 00:40:54 -From Jules' office?-Yeah, hey. What's up?
929 00:40:57 Jules' driver is M. LA.
930 00:40:58 He's not answeringany of my texts.
931 00:41:00 I know you droveJules yesterday,
932 00:41:02 and I didn't hearany complaints.
933 00:41:03 So can you pick her upthis morning?
934 00:41:04 Sure.
935 00:41:05 You know where she lives?
936 00:41:07 I was there yesterday.
937 00:41:08 -Okay, so you remember.-Yeah.
938 00:41:10 -And you're hearing me, right?-Loud and clear, boss.
939 00:41:13 Okay, so be there at 7:45,
940 00:41:14 ring the bell, and walk away.She'll know it's you.
941 00:41:16 Ring bell, walk away. Got it.
942 00:41:23 Oh, walk away.
943 00:41:26 MATT: Hang on. I'm comin'.
944 00:41:29 Hi, here for Jules?
945 00:41:30 Uh, yeah, hi, sorry.I'll wait in the car.
946 00:41:32 Uh, she's on a call.Do you wanna come in?
947 00:41:34 I just made some coffee.
948 00:41:36 Could be a while. I'm IVlatt.
949 00:41:40 Ben Whittaker.
950 00:41:41 Good to meet you. Come on in.
951 00:41:43 Uh, Legos everywhere,so watch your step.
952 00:41:45 Sure.
953 00:41:47 JULES: Maybe feature somebloggers on the homepage?
954 00:41:49 -Have a seat, Ben.-(PLAYING VIDEO GAME)
955 00:41:51 Hey, Paige, this is Ben.He works with Mommy.
956 00:41:53 -Hi.-Hi.
957 00:41:54 I'm playingPrincess Memory Game.
958 00:41:56 Oh, yeah. Looks likeyou're about to win.
959 00:41:59 So you're Jules' new driver?
960 00:42:00 No, actually, I'm her intern.
961 00:42:02 That's hysterical.
962 00:42:05 -You know what an intern is?-No.
963 00:42:07 That's okay. Everyonethinks it's hysterical.
964 00:42:09 Hey, Matt, did...
965 00:42:12 Morning.
966 00:42:14 Morning.
967 00:42:16 Is that all dry cleaning?
968 00:42:18 These three are.
969 00:42:19 These two are laundry.And, uh, this button...
970 00:42:21 This button is missing.
971 00:42:23 -I mean, it's loose, so...-Okay.
972 00:42:25 -If they could just... Thanks.-You got it.
973 00:42:26 Hey, and, honey,uh, before you leave,
974 00:42:28 just gotta go overa couple things.
975 00:42:29 Okay. (GASPS)
976 00:42:31 -Look who I found.-Yay!
977 00:42:33 -He was in your hamper.-Thank you.
978 00:42:35 Matty, did an ATF boxarrive for me?
979 00:42:36 On the table.
980 00:42:38 Uh, I thinkI'll just wait out...
981 00:42:40 Ben, you want a raisin?
982 00:42:43 Thank you.
983 00:42:45 Okay, so tonight,
984 00:42:47 you're working...
985 00:42:48 Are you listening,or did I lose you?
986 00:42:50 -Ben, is she listening?-I am totally listening.
987 00:42:53 I ordered some stuffto check on how it arrived.
988 00:42:55 Not great, by the way.
989 00:42:57 -Go on. Tonight?-MATT: Yeah, okay.
990 00:42:59 You're working,
991 00:43:01 so Paige and I are gonna goto my mom's for dinner.
992 00:43:03 After school'sRuby's birthday party.
993 00:43:05 And what about next Monday?
994 00:43:06 Do you know yetif we can go to dinner
995 00:43:08 with Robbie and Annie?
996 00:43:09 Oh, I'm so slammed next week.
997 00:43:13 I'm sorry. If you wanna go,I'll make it. When was it?
998 00:43:16 Oh, my God. Monday.
999 00:43:19 Okay, I'm sorry. I was fixatedon this tissue paper.
1000 00:43:21 I will be there.
1001 00:43:23 Okay.
1002 00:43:24 Thank you for the coffee.
1003 00:43:26 Thanks for letting me play.
1004 00:43:27 -(EXCLAIMS) Sorry.-I'll meet you in the car.
1005 00:43:30 Actually, I have to go.Come on, sweetie.
1006 00:43:32 Ben, we're gonna drop Paigeat school, okay? Here we go.
1007 00:43:35 -Let's do it.-Kiss Daddy goodbye.
1008 00:43:38 Hey, wait.You forgot your doggy.
1009 00:43:46 Matt seems likea terrific guy.
1010 00:43:47 Hmm?
1011 00:43:49 Oh, sorry,didn't mean to interrupt.
1012 00:43:50 Uh, that's okay.I agree. He is.
1013 00:43:53 Who? The Dad?
1014 00:43:55 That's what the other kidscall Matt
1015 00:43:56 because he's the only dadin a sea of moms.
1016 00:43:59 I've read aboutthese househusbands.
1017 00:44:01 It's interesting how thatall worked just now.
1018 00:44:03 They actually prefer to becalled stay-at-home dads.
1019 00:44:06 Oh, sorry. Did not know that.
1020 00:44:08 Well, it's very admirable.
1021 00:44:10 He's a real21 st century father.
1022 00:44:12 He is.
1023 00:44:13 He actually had a great jobin marketing,
1024 00:44:15 but, um, whenAbout The Fit took off,
1025 00:44:17 he left to be a full-time dad.
1026 00:44:20 Totally saved our butts.
1027 00:44:35 Oh! We're here, big girl.
1028 00:44:37 PAIGE: I do thisin the cafeteria
1029 00:44:39 to my lunch friends
1030 00:44:41 -when they're don't looking.-(LAUGHS)
1031 00:44:43 -You do that?-MOM: Hey, Jules.
1032 00:44:44 -Hi. Nice to see you here.-Hi.
1033 00:44:46 Uh, not sureif you got our e-mail,
1034 00:44:48 but we're doinga fiesta lunch next Friday,
1035 00:44:50 and we thought you couldbring the guacamole
1036 00:44:52 Uh, you probably won't havetime to make it,
1037 00:44:53 so you can buy it.
1038 00:44:55 Which is fine.
1039 00:44:57 Enough for 18.
1040 00:44:59 No, I can make it.it's not a problem.
1041 00:45:00 -Great. Matt can bring it.-Totally.
1042 00:45:03 -(MOMS CHUCKLING)-Bye.
1043 00:45:06 All right.Have a great day, sweet pea.
1044 00:45:08 Have fun atRuby's party, okay?
1045 00:45:10 Mommy? Do you Knowhow to make guacamole?
1046 00:45:13 Yes, I do.Really well, in fact.
1047 00:45:15 We're gonna make it together.
1048 00:45:16 And after that, we'll havea mother-daughter dance party?
1049 00:45:21 Hey, Maddie. What's up?
1050 00:45:26 (VVHISPERS) Bipolar.
1051 00:45:27 Oh, my God. Come here.
1052 00:45:30 -Oh, I love you, big girl.-I love you, too.
1053 00:45:34 God.
1054 00:45:36 Taking the high roadis exhausting.
1055 00:45:38 Ll"S 2015.
1056 00:45:40 Are we really still critical
1057 00:45:42 of working moms?Seriously? Still?
1058 00:45:45 I'm sorry.That was all rhetorical.
1059 00:45:48 There's no need to respond.
1060 00:45:50 -Wasn't going to.-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1061 00:46:08 Oh! Ben.
1062 00:46:10 I wanna stop by the warehouse.480 Greenpoint.
1063 00:46:13 BEN: Sure.
1064 00:46:15 No,no,no.You wanna make a right.
1065 00:46:18 9th to Hamiltonto the Expressway.
1066 00:46:20 Uh, I think we should take4th to Flatbush. Much faster.
1067 00:46:23 It won't be.
1068 00:46:25 By 12 minutes, at least.
1069 00:46:27 Can I try?
1070 00:46:31 I apologize.
1071 00:46:32 No need.
1072 00:46:36 JULES: Try to line the dots upthe best you can.
1073 00:46:39 And then...
1074 00:46:40 Okay. Pull this over.
1075 00:46:42 If you can,try to pull this towards you,
1076 00:46:44 holding it on the outside.
1077 00:46:46 -BEN: Good meeting you.-Let me know
1078 00:46:47 -if you need anything.-Thank you.
1079 00:46:53 Okay, so thenput that on lightly.
1080 00:46:55 Put it down with two.Secure it.
1081 00:47:00 Our package should feel likethey're getting a little gift
1082 00:47:01 that they boughtfor themselves.
1083 00:47:08 (SOFT MUSIC l=>l_AYING)
1084 00:47:10 (KNOCK ON DOOR)
1085 00:47:12 it's open.
1086 00:47:13 Ben.
1087 00:47:14 Wow.
1088 00:47:16 -FIONA: Come on in.-Didn't expect this.
1089 00:47:18 Yeah. I like to think of itas a little bit of paradise.
1090 00:47:21 Can I interest youin a back rub?
1091 00:47:23 Oh, no, thanks.
1092 00:47:24 I just came bybecause I found out
1093 00:47:25 I have to work late.
1094 00:47:27 -Oh. Then no dinner tonight.-Sorry.
1095 00:47:29 I was reallylooking forward to it.
1096 00:47:31 But I'm hopingwe can pick another night.
1097 00:47:33 Of course. Come sit down.
1098 00:47:35 Let me have your jacket.
1099 00:47:37 Just for a minute.Come on. Relax.
1100 00:47:40 Okay, how abouta foot massage?
1101 00:47:43 During office hours?
1102 00:47:44 Yeah, that's kind ofthe point. May I?
1103 00:47:47 Well...
1104 00:47:49 FIONA: Okay.
1105 00:47:54 It's already pretty good.
1106 00:47:55 All I've doneis take off your sock.
1107 00:47:57 Well, no one's everdone that better.
1108 00:47:59 Okay, just relax.Close your eyes.
1109 00:48:02 -Put your head back.-(MOANS)
1110 00:48:05 So when would youlike to reschedule?
1111 00:48:07 -Tomorrow?-(CHUCKLES)
1112 00:48:09 Can't tomorrow.What about Saturday?
1113 00:48:11 Good.
1114 00:48:12 Oh, God.This is enormously satisfying.
1115 00:48:15 What timeshould I pick you up?
1116 00:48:16 Noon? I love daytime dates.
1117 00:48:18 Lunch, perfect. It's sooner.
1118 00:48:21 So how's it going?How's Jules?
1119 00:48:23 Yeah, I mean, she workson all cylinders all the time.
1120 00:48:25 Doesn't stop, doesn't sleep,never see her eat.
1121 00:48:29 Maybe it's goodthat I'm here, you know?
1122 00:48:31 I hope I can help hen
1123 00:48:33 I knew you weregonna be a good guy.
1124 00:48:36 I knew it.
1125 00:48:39 -Try to relax.-(MOANING)
1126 00:48:44 Oh.
1127 00:48:46 (MUMBUNG)
1128 00:48:50 (lvloANING)
1129 00:48:52 (DOOR OPENS)
1130 00:48:54 Oh, my God.
1131 00:48:55 I'm sorry. I'm leaving.I'm leaving!
1132 00:48:57 Sorry, don't stop.I'm leaving.
1133 00:48:59 Oh, my shoe. Sorry.
1134 00:49:06 So?
1135 00:49:07 I don't know, kid. This leasedoesn't look so hot to me.
1136 00:49:09 Three-month security deposit.
1137 00:49:10 You must reallylove this place.
1138 00:49:12 -No, it's horrible.-Uh...
1139 00:49:14 But I can get in this week.
1140 00:49:17 Well, if I were you,I'd keep looking.
1141 00:49:18 -Okay.-Hey, Lewis. What's up?
1142 00:49:20 I've never seen you so awake.
1143 00:49:22 I was just asked to deliverthis huge order to Tribeca,
1144 00:49:25 and I think it's toJay Z's apartment.
1145 00:49:26 I'm not kidding.Look, it says, "S. Carter."
1146 00:49:28 I'm a little freaked out.
1147 00:49:29 I don't know who that is,
1148 00:49:31 but is this someoneyou want to impress?
1149 00:49:32 This is a genius, Ben.
1150 00:49:34 Whoa, what if Beyonc?opens the door?
1151 00:49:36 Oh, my God.
1152 00:49:37 Okay, now I knowwho you're talking about.
1153 00:49:39 Well, maybe you should put ona proper shirt with a collar.
1154 00:49:41 A collar?These are hip-hop people.
1155 00:49:43 Dress to impress, Lewis.
1156 00:49:44 Go to the rack. Finda boyfriend shirt that fits.
1157 00:49:47 Bring the hair downif you can.
1158 00:49:49 Tuck in the shirt.Why doesn't anybody
1159 00:49:50 tuck anything in anymore?
1160 00:49:52 -I'm asking you.-Okay, okay.
1161 00:49:54 Benjamin.
1162 00:49:56 We made some progress.
1163 00:49:58 Very big dayfor the intern team.
1164 00:49:59 It was great. I mean,she yelled at me, but...
1165 00:50:02 She yells at meall the time, too.
1166 00:50:03 -Right? It was communication.-Yeah.
1167 00:50:05 -It was a breakthrough.-Yeah.
1168 00:50:06 Whoo!
1169 00:50:08 -Oh, you want one, too? Okay.-Yeah.
1170 00:50:09 Okay, boys.I'm possibly meeting Jay Z
1171 00:50:11 and/or Beyonc?and I'm in a blouse.
1172 00:50:14 Wear it, dude.It's an improvement.
1173 00:50:16 Not true.
1174 00:50:17 Big one.
1175 00:50:26 (slGHs)
1176 00:50:53 -I hate eating alone.-So do I.
1177 00:50:55 You know, you don't actuallyhave to keep doing that.
1178 00:50:57 Well, force of habit.
1179 00:51:00 Here you go. Swipedthese from the tech fridge.
1180 00:51:02 Oh, nice going.
1181 00:51:04 -You want a slice?-Sure, thanks.
1182 00:51:09 -Cheers.-Cheers.
1183 00:51:18 I noticed a couple hours ago,
1184 00:51:19 you had a meeting withanother possible CEO.
1185 00:51:22 I saw him arrive.How'd that go?
1186 00:51:24 It was going welluntil he called us...
1187 00:51:27 I believe the termhe used was a "chick site."
1188 00:51:31 And I didn't hearanything he said after that.
1189 00:51:34 Apparently, selling clothesmakes us a "chick site."
1190 00:51:37 I mean, really?How is this not legit?
1191 00:51:40 I couldn't agree more.I find that surprising.
1192 00:51:42 Really? Sexism in business?
1193 00:51:46 So...
1194 00:51:48 What did you do for work, Ben,before you retired?
1195 00:51:51 I was a VP for Dex One.
1196 00:51:53 Phonebooks?
1197 00:51:54 I was in charge of printing,
1198 00:51:57 and before that I ransales and advertising.
1199 00:51:59 Big jobs.
1200 00:52:03 Wasn't this a factory thatused to make phonebooks?
1201 00:52:10 -No! What?-Yeah.
1202 00:52:12 What? (CHUCKLES)
1203 00:52:14 This is where you worked?
1204 00:52:17 For almost 40 years.
1205 00:52:20 Oh.
1206 00:52:21 Yeah.
1207 00:52:23 For twenty-some yearsI sat right by that window.
1208 00:52:26 That was my office.
1209 00:52:28 It was a few steps upbackthen
1210 00:52:30 And we could look outover the whole factory.
1211 00:52:33 Our printing presseswere in that corner.
1212 00:52:35 That's why the floordips back there.
1213 00:52:37 No way.
1214 00:52:39 I know everything aboutthis building. Or used to.
1215 00:52:42 You know the sycamores on theother side of the building?
1216 00:52:44 -Yeah.-The big ones?
1217 00:52:45 Yeah. The big ones.I love them.
1218 00:52:46 Yeah. I rememberthe day they were planted.
1219 00:52:51 Is it totally weirdbeing back here?
1220 00:52:54 Well, it feelslike home. lt's
1221 00:52:57 Remodeled,
1222 00:52:59 but home.
1223 00:53:06 So you're on Facebook, huh?
1224 00:53:08 Well, I've beentrying to figure it out.
1225 00:53:09 I joined about 10 minutes ago.
1226 00:53:10 (CHUCKLES)
1227 00:53:12 Well, better late than never.Do you want some help?
1228 00:53:14 I'd love some,
1229 00:53:15 but, really, you've gotbetter things to do.
1230 00:53:17 No. I need a diversion.
1231 00:53:22 You have a photo of yourself?
1232 00:53:23 No. I need one?
1233 00:53:24 Uh, if you wanna look up
1234 00:53:25 all those hotties fromhigh school, you do.
1235 00:53:27 Say cheese.
1236 00:53:28 -Cheese.-(CAMERA CLICKING)
1237 00:53:30 (LAUGHING)
1238 00:53:32 That is cute.
1239 00:53:33 Okay, I just needto send that to you.
1240 00:53:37 Uh...
1241 00:53:38 All right, so there areall these questions
1242 00:53:40 for your profile that you cananswer if you want to or not.
1243 00:53:42 Like religious views,political views,
1244 00:53:46 people who inspire you.
1245 00:53:48 Jules Ostin_
1246 00:53:49 (slGHs)
1247 00:53:50 I'm not trying tobrown-nose you,
1248 00:53:52 but I've been in businessa long time
1249 00:53:54 and I've never run acrossanyone quite like you.
1250 00:53:57 You do inspire, Jules.
1251 00:53:58 I just knew,at the end of the day,
1252 00:54:00 that a womanwith a glass of wine
1253 00:54:01 and a laptophad real shopping potential.
1254 00:54:04 And if you could actually
1255 00:54:05 promise herthings would fit...
1256 00:54:06 -See? That's what I mean.-Okay.
1257 00:54:09 Mmm.
1258 00:54:10 -You have a favorite quote?-I do.
1259 00:54:13 "You're never wrongto do the right thing."
1260 00:54:15 -Who said that, you?-Yeah.
1261 00:54:17 But I'm pretty sureMark Twain said it first.
1262 00:54:22 Okay, favorite music?
1263 00:54:24 Uh, jeez. Sam Cooke,one of my all-time favorites.
1264 00:54:27 Love Miles Davis,
1265 00:54:28 -Billie Holiday.-(GASPS)
1266 00:54:29 Oh, she was great, right?
1267 00:54:31 I mean,she could just, like...
1268 00:54:33 -Transport you.-Oh, yeah.
1269 00:54:36 Okay, books?
1270 00:54:39 Love Clancy. Ludlum.
1271 00:54:41 Crazy about Harry Potter
1272 00:54:43 -Matt loves Harry Potten too.-Oh, yeah?
1273 00:54:45 Yeah, he, like, read themall the week they came out.
1274 00:54:47 Ah, well, me, too.
1275 00:54:51 Um, okay, what's yourrelationship status?
1276 00:54:53 Are you married?
1277 00:54:55 Single?
1278 00:54:57 Widower_
1279 00:55:00 I'm sorry.
1280 00:55:04 I think we shouldjust say single, then?
1281 00:55:07 Yeah.
1282 00:55:10 Okay, do you knowwhat you need now?
1283 00:55:13 You need someone to friend.
1284 00:55:16 I'll be friends withthe other interns.
1285 00:55:17 They'll show me howto do it in the morning.
1286 00:55:19 Well, you can friend me.
1287 00:55:22 -Okay, thank you.-Okay.
1288 00:55:27 Okay.
1289 00:55:28 Congratulations,you are now officially
1290 00:55:30 part of theFacebook generation.
1291 00:55:32 -Good deal.-(LAUGHS)
1292 00:55:35 -Um, you done?-Yes, thank you.
1293 00:55:37 Okay.
1294 00:55:38 Well, I have, uh...
1295 00:55:40 I have another hour of work.
1296 00:55:41 Are you...Are you okay with that?
1297 00:55:43 Of course.
1298 00:55:45 This was great, Jules.
1299 00:55:48 Yeah.
1300 00:55:50 It was nice to have
1301 00:55:51 an adult conversationwith an adult man,
1302 00:55:54 you know what I mean?
1303 00:55:55 Like, not about work.
1304 00:55:57 Not about...
1305 00:56:00 I know what you mean.
1306 00:56:14 (JULES SNORING)
1307 00:56:29 -Oh, we're here?-Yeah.
1308 00:56:32 Was I snoring?
1309 00:56:33 No, no, no. Just sleeping.
1310 00:56:35 Sorry.
1311 00:56:37 My parents aresleep researchers,
1312 00:56:39 and they've been studyingmy sleep my whole life.
1313 00:56:41 Apparently, I'ma classic noisy sleeper.
1314 00:56:43 Fun getting to know me, huh?
1315 00:56:45 -It is.-(CHUCKLES)
1316 00:56:49 I never fall asleepin the car,
1317 00:56:51 so that was actually amazing.
1318 00:56:54 Apologize for the racket.
1319 00:56:55 Barely noticed.
1320 00:56:58 I'll pretend I believe you.
1321 00:57:01 (slGHs)
1322 00:57:02 I love this house.
1323 00:57:04 It just looks happy to me.
1324 00:57:06 Like, if it wasin a kids' book,
1325 00:57:08 it would make you feel good
1326 00:57:09 when you turned the pageand saw it.
1327 00:57:11 You know what I mean?
1328 00:57:13 I do.
1329 00:57:15 Well...
1330 00:57:20 Sayonara
1331 00:57:22 Sayonara
1332 00:57:35 I didn't hear you come in.
1333 00:57:38 You know, I was thinking
1334 00:57:44 we need someawake time together.
1335 00:57:58 Yeah, that, too.
1336 00:58:26 Morning.
1337 00:58:27 Good morning. I'm Doris.
1338 00:58:29 They asked meto drive you today.
1339 00:58:31 Are you all set back there?
1340 00:58:32 You got yourseat belt fastened?
1341 00:58:33 What happened to Ben?
1342 00:58:35 Oh, somebody saidthat he got transferred.
1343 00:58:39 Um, you know the best wayto get back to headquarters?
1344 00:58:43 -(HORN HoNKING)-(TIREs sCREECHING)
1345 00:58:44 -(SHRIEKS)-DORIS: Oh, my!
1346 00:58:45 -Oh, what...-Come on!
1347 00:58:47 Hold your horses, maniac!
1348 00:58:51 Which way, hon?
1349 00:58:53 I'm all turned around here.
1350 00:58:54 -Doris. Doris! Doris!-What? What?
1351 00:58:56 You told me to transfer him.
1352 00:58:58 That was two days ago.Why didn't you check with me?
1353 00:59:01 First of all,that was yesterday.
1354 00:59:04 Where is he? Do you know?
1355 00:59:07 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1356 00:59:11 Thank you.
1357 00:59:18 You must think I'm demented.
1358 00:59:20 Not the word I would use,
1359 00:59:21 but I was a little surprisedwhen I got the call.
1360 00:59:24 Jules, I apologizeif I overstepped in some way.
1361 00:59:26 No. No, no, no, no.
1362 00:59:27 Please don't apologize.You have done nothing wrong.
1363 00:59:30 Look, I have a lot going on,and I'm a very private person.
1364 00:59:34 And at first,I don't know, I thought
1365 00:59:36 maybe this wasn't gonna work,but I was wrong.
1366 00:59:38 -Let me get one of those.-No,no,no.
1367 00:59:40 No.
1368 00:59:41 Jules, no explanationnecessary. Please.
1369 00:59:42 No, actually, one is, becauseI am usually better than this.
1370 00:59:48 (SIGHS) The truth is...
1371 00:59:51 Something about youmakes me feel calm
1372 00:59:52 or more centered or something.
1373 00:59:54 And I could use that.
1374 00:59:56 Obviously.
1375 00:59:59 I hope you'll acceptmy apology
1376 01:00:00 and come back to work for me.
1377 01:00:03 If you want...
1378 01:00:04 And I'm not just saying this
1379 01:00:06 because I screwed upthis morning.
1380 01:00:07 But I was thinking that
1381 01:00:09 I'd like to bring you upto my area, next to Becky.
1382 01:00:11 I know you canhandle more work.
1383 01:00:13 If you'd like more. I...
1384 01:00:15 Oh, God, I can't tell youhow much I hate
1385 01:00:17 that Ijumped the gunand I made you feel...
1386 01:00:18 I'm coming back.I'm happy to come back.
1387 01:00:21 (CHUCKLES) Excellent.
1388 01:00:24 Can I give you a liftback to the office?
1389 01:00:25 Sure, thanks. Can I take this?
1390 01:00:26 No. Thanks.
1391 01:00:28 (JULES SIGHS)
1392 01:00:30 Actually, do you mind driving?
1393 01:00:31 I don't technicallyhave a license.
1394 01:00:32 Sure.
1395 01:00:39 This is... This is crazy, Ben.
1396 01:00:40 Two desks arenot gonna fit in here.
1397 01:00:41 No, I promise,I'll stay out of your way.
1398 01:00:43 But it's impossible becausenow I don't have room for...
1399 01:00:45 -JULES2 Hi.-Hi.
1400 01:00:46 This is good, right?
1401 01:00:48 -Yeah.-I like this arrangement.
1402 01:00:49 Uh, Becky, I want you to letBen give you a hand, okay?
1403 01:00:52 And cc him on all my e-mails.
1404 01:00:53 Did we getyesterday's numbers?
1405 01:00:55 Uh, yes, we did.
1406 01:00:56 I saw them here.
1407 01:01:01 -Here you go.-JULES: Thanks.
1408 01:01:02 And I need to go over the dataon customer purchase patterns.
1409 01:01:05 Let Ben takea look at that, too.
1410 01:01:06 Actually, let Bentake a look at that first.
1411 01:01:07 Okay.
1412 01:01:09 Don't worry, Becky.Backup's good.
1413 01:01:11 Ping me when Cameron gets in.
1414 01:01:15 (sol3l3lNG)
1415 01:01:29 Hey.
1416 01:01:32 Becky?
1417 01:01:34 I've been herenine months, Ben,
1418 01:01:35 and she's never asked meto take a look at anything
1419 01:01:37 for her ever, okay?
1420 01:01:40 Ihearyou.That's frustrating.
1421 01:01:41 I mean, totally.
1422 01:01:42 I graduated from Penn.I have a business degree.
1423 01:01:44 But I never seem to doanything right around here.
1424 01:01:47 And you're, like,50 years older than me
1425 01:01:49 and you're deaf.
1426 01:01:51 I happen to thinkyou do a lot of things right.
1427 01:01:55 You do so much.
1428 01:01:59 I know. I know that.
1429 01:02:00 -l\/Imm-hmm.-But she doesn't. I mean,
1430 01:02:03 I bust my ass for her14 hours a day,
1431 01:02:06 and she never notices.
1432 01:02:08 Om oh, my God.
1433 01:02:10 I hate girls who cry at work.
1434 01:02:14 How about if you,just as an experiment,
1435 01:02:15 try letting me help you.
1436 01:02:17 A lot of your stressis gonna be lifted
1437 01:02:18 once you're out fromunder this mountain of worry.
1438 01:02:21 And maybe you shouldconsider leaving here
1439 01:02:22 at a normal houronce in a while.
1440 01:02:24 See your friends.Have a little fun.
1441 01:02:26 IVlmm-hmm. I can offermy assistance in this area.
1442 01:02:30 I would love to, actually.
1443 01:02:34 I just don't want her to thinkthat I can't do my job
1444 01:02:37 and I need an internto help me.
1445 01:02:39 Okay, you're notgonna wanna hear this,
1446 01:02:41 but I heard women who sleep
1447 01:02:42 less than seven hours a night
1448 01:02:44 gain 38% more weight
1449 01:02:46 than women who sleep morethan seven hours a night.
1450 01:02:49 What? I leave here at 11:00.I get back at 7:00.
1451 01:02:52 I sleep, like,five hours a night,
1452 01:02:53 and now I'm gonna get fat?
1453 01:02:56 Let's get through this stuff.Let's do it together.
1454 01:02:58 Let's clean-slate it.Let's just do it.
1455 01:03:01 CAMERON: All right.Very nice, St. Louis.
1456 01:03:02 -Ah, suede jacket in D. C.-JULES: Oh, my God.
1457 01:03:04 I cannot believe how wellthat sweater is doing.
1458 01:03:05 -I'm so happy.-(BEEPS)
1459 01:03:06 Beautiful, IVliami! Thank you.
1460 01:03:08 -(BEEPS)-Oh, look at Chicago!
1461 01:03:09 She put the same bootsin her cart
1462 01:03:10 as the woman from Houston.
1463 01:03:12 Okay, let's see whatshe does at checkout.
1464 01:03:15 -(SIGHS)-She's not buying them either.
1465 01:03:16 Okay, maybe checkthe delivery cost
1466 01:03:18 -on those boots?-IVlmm-hmm.
1467 01:03:21 -BEN: Knock-knock.-Hey.
1468 01:03:22 Hi. I took a look atthe data purchase patterns.
1469 01:03:24 Uh, should I come back?
1470 01:03:26 No, no, come on in.That was fast.
1471 01:03:28 Well, I enlisted Becky's help.
1472 01:03:30 It seems the most expensiveplace you're advertising
1473 01:03:33 is actually bringing youthe customers
1474 01:03:34 who are spending the least.
1475 01:03:36 And the channelsyou're least investing in
1476 01:03:38 are adding enormous valuein segments
1477 01:03:40 that currently appearto have low value,
1478 01:03:41 but actually have thehighest spending potential.
1479 01:03:44 That's what I couldtell so far.
1480 01:03:47 JULES: Oh, Ben!
1481 01:03:49 Can you, like,deal with that for me?
1482 01:03:50 Maybe come upwith a better plan?
1483 01:03:51 I mean, if you have the time?
1484 01:03:53 Happy to.
1485 01:03:55 The man spent40 years in business.
1486 01:03:58 Yeah, no, I get it.
1487 01:03:59 And, Jules, Beckywas a huge help in this.
1488 01:04:01 You know, she hasa business degree from Penn?
1489 01:04:03 I know.
1490 01:04:04 I mean, I forgot, but I know.
1491 01:04:11 I'll say something to her.
1492 01:04:13 That would be very nice.
1493 01:04:15 Hey. How's it goin'up here in first class?
1494 01:04:17 Busy. I see youfound an apartment.
1495 01:04:20 No. My two weeks are up.I'm movin' in with my cousin.
1496 01:04:23 -Excellent.-In Philadelphia.
1497 01:04:26 -Davis.-What? I'll get there
1498 01:04:28 by 11:00, leave at 5:00.It's cool. I can handle it.
1499 01:04:31 You know, I feel likeeverybody's uncle around here.
1500 01:04:33 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, why is that?
1501 01:04:35 Because I'm gonnasave your ass,
1502 01:04:36 and I'm gonna put you upfor a few weeks. Obviously.
1503 01:04:39 Ben, thank you.
1504 01:04:41 Thank you,thank you, thank you!
1505 01:04:42 Okay. Okay. Easy, fella.
1506 01:04:47 DAVIS: I like that you dothe throw pillow thing.
1507 01:04:50 I was married fora very long time.
1508 01:04:52 DAVIS: IVlmm
1509 01:04:54 Whoa! Is this your closet?
1510 01:04:57 Busy man about town.
1511 01:05:00 What's in all these drawers?
1512 01:05:02 Boxers, T-shirts,pocket squares, handkerchiefs_
1513 01:05:05 Okay, what's the dealwith the handkerchief?
1514 01:05:07 That one I justdon't get at all.
1515 01:05:08 Okay. It's essential.
1516 01:05:09 That your generationdoesn't know that is criminal.
1517 01:05:12 The best reason to carrya handkerchief is to lend it.
1518 01:05:15 -Hmm.-Ask Jason about this.
1519 01:05:16 Women cry, Davis.We carry it for them.
1520 01:05:19 One of the last vestigesof the chivalrous gent.
1521 01:05:22 Ah. Well, thenit's different than a po...
1522 01:05:23 I know you wanna hang.
1523 01:05:25 But I have to get somesleep, kid. I'm pooped.
1524 01:05:27 Good night, Ben.
1525 01:05:29 Thanks again.
1526 01:05:34 Will you wake mein the morning,
1527 01:05:35 or is that too much to ask?
1528 01:05:36 -My parents always...-Too much.
1529 01:05:38 Understood. I'll just setan alarm on my phone.
1530 01:05:41 I hope I can hear it.I'm such a deep sleeper.
1531 01:05:43 Oh, my God. I'll wake you.
1532 01:05:45 Thank you! Love you.Not kidding.
1533 01:05:49 I love you, too.Now go to bed.
1534 01:05:52 MATT: Here's somemore berries, guys.
1535 01:05:54 Ben, can you pour memore syrup, please?
1536 01:05:56 Sure can.
1537 01:05:58 There you go.
1538 01:06:00 Perfect. Good job.
1539 01:06:01 Oh, thanks.
1540 01:06:03 Oh, boy. Okay, so this reallybig CEO named Townsend,
1541 01:06:07 the one everyone said wouldnever be interested in us
1542 01:06:09 because we weren'tbig enough for him?
1543 01:06:10 IVIENI Yeah?
1544 01:06:11 (ALL LAuGHING)
1545 01:06:13 We're like your sister wives.
1546 01:06:16 Well, we just found outne's beyond interested.
1547 01:06:19 Exciting.
1548 01:06:22 Yeah. Maybe.
1549 01:06:24 Everyone'sflipping out about it,
1550 01:06:25 but you know I'm stillon the fence at best.
1551 01:06:27 Anyway, the only thing is,
1552 01:06:28 I have to go to San Franciscoto meet him.
1553 01:06:30 -He can't come here.-When do you have to go?
1554 01:06:33 The only day he can meetis next Thursday.
1555 01:06:35 Do you wanna come?Maybe we can stay the weekend?
1556 01:06:38 Oh, that sounds awesome.
1557 01:06:40 Um... Oh.
1558 01:06:42 Thursday I can't.
1559 01:06:44 Paige is snack leaderatschooL
1560 01:06:46 and I'm supposed to bein the class with her.
1561 01:06:47 -it's kind of a big deal.-Right.
1562 01:06:49 Yeah, it's a really big deal.
1563 01:06:51 No, I know, sweetie.I'm sorry. I forgot.
1564 01:06:54 Uh, maybe Bencould go with you.
1565 01:06:56 Yeah, that's a good idea.
1566 01:06:59 Guys, Ben has a life.
1567 01:07:01 Uh, not really. Not one thattakes me to San Francisco.
1568 01:07:04 If you want the company,I'd love to go.
1569 01:07:05 Really?
1570 01:07:07 Definitely.
1571 01:07:09 -Guess what, Ben?-Yes?
1572 01:07:10 Today, my dad'sgonna be Ariel.
1573 01:07:12 It's his turn.
1574 01:07:14 -Oh, that's good, right?-PAIGE: Really good.
1575 01:07:16 MATT: You guys thinkfinding a CEO is a big deal?
1576 01:07:18 Here, the big negotiation iswho gets to be Ariel
1577 01:07:22 when we're playingLittle Mermaid.
1578 01:07:24 And for the record,it's never been my turn.
1579 01:07:26 Mmm-mmm.
1580 01:07:27 So this is huge for me.I'm excited.
1581 01:07:29 -(CELL PHONE RINGING)-I get to comb
1582 01:07:30 my hair with a fork,
1583 01:07:31 play with gadgetsand gizmos aplenty.
1584 01:07:33 PAIGE: Daddy!
1585 01:07:35 J U LES: This is Jules.
1586 01:07:37 So, guys, how longtill we get it fixed?
1587 01:07:38 I mean, if you can't zoom in,you probably won't buy.
1588 01:07:41 CAMERON ON PHONE:Yeah, the first couple hours
1589 01:07:42 are already down 23%.
1590 01:07:43 -Oh, boy.-JULES: Okay.
1591 01:07:45 Uh, I will be there in,like...
1592 01:07:46 -Two minutes.-...two minutes.
1593 01:07:48 We 're on it.
1594 01:07:49 Ben, do you have the info onFriends Shopping Together?
1595 01:07:51 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
1596 01:07:52 -Yeah.-Thank you.
1597 01:07:54 -This is Jules.-JULES' MOM: What's wrong?
1598 01:07:56 Oh, Mom, hi. Um, I justfound out that the zoom link,
1599 01:07:59 the button that you click onto zoom in on a photo,
1600 01:08:02 isn't working.
1601 01:08:03 Well, that doesn't soundlike such a big deal.
1602 01:08:04 Well, actually, it is.
1603 01:08:06 It's what people use toget a closer look at what...
1604 01:08:10 Everybody zooms in.
1605 01:08:11 I guess I don't goto your website enough
1606 01:08:13 -to know that.-(EXCLAIMS)
1607 01:08:17 -(CELL PHONE RINGING)-Mmm. Typing and ringing.
1608 01:08:21 Yeah, sorry.Oh, it's the warehouse.
1609 01:08:23 Mom, I'm sorry.Can I call you back?
1610 01:08:24 No need.
1611 01:08:25 -Okay, I love you.-Yep.
1612 01:08:27 Who says "yep"to "I love you"?
1613 01:08:35 -Hi, Alonzo.-Hi, Jules.
1614 01:08:37 -Hey.-Not good news.
1615 01:08:39 What? (SIGHS)Okay. Lay it on me.
1616 01:08:40 In a routine checkby the sanitation department,
1617 01:08:43 they found one bedbug.
1618 01:08:44 No.
1619 01:08:45 Unfortunately, yes.
1620 01:08:46 We sent out4,800 boxes yesterday.
1621 01:08:48 We have to get them all back,shut down the warehouse...
1622 01:08:51 -(EXC LAIMS)-...spra y for bedbugs,
1623 01:08:52 then we can startshipping again.
1624 01:08:54 -Nightmare.-Nightmare.
1625 01:08:55 BEN: Okay, here we are.
1626 01:08:56 JULES: Okay, let mejust finish this e-mail.
1627 01:09:15 (GASPS)
1628 01:09:17 No!
1629 01:09:18 No. No, no, no...
1630 01:09:23 (GASPS)
1631 01:09:25 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1632 01:09:29 JULES: Hey, guys.Thanks for coming.
1633 01:09:31 I know the zoom is broken,
1634 01:09:32 and I don't mean topull anyone off of that,
1635 01:09:33 but I need a favor.
1636 01:09:35 I accidentally sent an e-mailto the wrong person,
1637 01:09:37 and she's at work right now.
1638 01:09:39 And I know she doesn'tcheck her personal e-mail
1639 01:09:41 until she gets home at 5:30.
1640 01:09:42 So I have until then tofigure out how to delete it.
1641 01:09:44 Because if this personsees this e-mail,
1642 01:09:45 it'll be horrible.
1643 01:09:47 And on top of that, she hasa minor heart condition.
1644 01:09:49 I think this could possiblybe not good for that.
1645 01:09:52 So I am counting on yourgood graces and brilliance
1646 01:09:55 to figure out a wayto save my ass.
1647 01:09:57 Truthfully, Jules,it's pretty impossible
1648 01:09:59 to hack into a server.
1649 01:10:00 WOMAN: And you don'tknow her password?
1650 01:10:02 Noidea_
1651 01:10:03 Jules, I think tnere'sonly one thing we can do.
1652 01:10:06 (SOFTLY) What?Tell me. I'm dying.
1653 01:10:08 IVle and the boys take off,
1654 01:10:09 we break intoyour mom's house,
1655 01:10:10 and we steal her computer.
1656 01:10:13 Break into her houseand steal the computer?
1657 01:10:14 Are you kidding me?
1658 01:10:17 That's freakin' genius.
1659 01:10:20 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Youwill reach your destination
1660 01:10:22 in 300 yards.
1661 01:10:24 Little does GPS lady know
1662 01:10:26 she is an accompliceto a crime.
1663 01:10:28 The woman hasa heart condition.
1664 01:10:29 Think of it as a good deed.
1665 01:10:30 (SCOFFS) I neverthought you'd be
1666 01:10:31 a bad influenceon me, Whittaker.
1667 01:10:33 Oh, relax, fellas. This isgonna be a piece of cake.
1668 01:10:35 The key is under a flowerpot.
1669 01:10:37 We go in, we delete,we disappear.
1670 01:10:39 She doesn't havean alarm, right?
1671 01:10:40 Nope. She does not.
1672 01:10:41 What if there's, like,a password on the e-mail?
1673 01:10:43 Hmm?
1674 01:10:44 Then we take the computer.
1675 01:10:45 Jules said she'd buy hera new one, so it's a win-win.
1676 01:10:48 You will reach yourdestination in 100 yards.
1677 01:10:51 This is like an Ocean's movie.
1678 01:10:52 Ben's the old guywith the big glasses.
1679 01:10:54 His name is Elliott Gould.
1680 01:10:56 Yeah, and, Jason,you're Clooney.
1681 01:10:57 Thank you.
1682 01:10:58 I'll be Matt Damon 'causeI'm kind of an outsider.
1683 01:11:00 Yeah, definitely. Who am I?
1684 01:11:01 You are Ben Affleck's brother.
1685 01:11:03 Well, why aren't I Brad Pitt?
1686 01:11:05 I think that's kind ofself-explanatory.
1687 01:11:17 -Okay, Clooney.-Thank you.
1688 01:11:19 You're behind the wheel.
1689 01:11:20 Park on the street.
1690 01:11:21 Keep the engine running,your eyes open.
1691 01:11:23 Damon, Affleck's Brother,you're with me.
1692 01:11:26 All right, let's do this.
1693 01:11:29 BEN: Remember,the key's under the flowerpot.
1694 01:11:47 (SECURITY DEVICE BEEPING)
1695 01:11:49 Oh, no.
1696 01:11:50 Oh, great plan so far.Oh, my God.
1697 01:11:52 BEN: Lewis, get Becky.
1698 01:11:53 Well, if we don'tknow the code,
1699 01:11:55 this is gonna turn intoan alarm in 60 seconds.
1700 01:11:56 Becky, put Jules on.
1701 01:11:58 She put me on hold.What is wrong with that girl?
1702 01:12:00 This is so not good. Whatare we supposed to do, Ben?
1703 01:12:02 What are we supposed...
1704 01:12:03 -Stop eating!-Uh-huh.
1705 01:12:04 BEN: Go look for the computer.Right now. Go! Go! Go! No!
1706 01:12:07 Separately! Separate...
1707 01:12:08 -BECKY: Ben. Ben, you there?-Becky.
1708 01:12:09 Don't screw around. PutJules on. It's an emergency.
1709 01:12:11 -She's in a meeting.-Interrupt her.
1710 01:12:13 JULES: Ben, what's up?
1711 01:12:15 Jules.Your mother has an alarm.
1712 01:12:16 No, she doesn't
1713 01:12:17 Yes, she does.I'm in her kitchen.
1714 01:12:19 It's about to go off.
1715 01:12:20 -What's her code?-I have no idea.
1716 01:12:21 Ben, listen to me.I know this woman.
1717 01:12:23 That is a fake alarmthat she bought off
1718 01:12:25 of some infomercialor something, okay?
1719 01:12:26 It's not real.
1720 01:12:27 It's not connected. It's justto scare off burglars.
1721 01:12:29 She says it's fake.It's just to scare off burglars.
1722 01:12:31 Oh, well, it's doinga good job.
1723 01:12:32 Listen, my parents wouldnever pay for an alarm, okay?
1724 01:12:34 (SOFTLY) They're thecheapest people in America.
1725 01:12:36 Okay, well, it hasn'tturned into an alarm yet.
1726 01:12:38 It's still beeping.
1727 01:12:40 That's 'cause it's a fake.
1728 01:12:41 Trust me on this one.Have you found the computer?
1729 01:12:42 It's not down here.
1730 01:12:48 Lewis, go in there.Davis, in there.
1731 01:12:52 -Found it!-Got it!
1732 01:12:54 -What?-(BEN SIGHS)
1733 01:12:55 We found two.Which one is hers?
1734 01:12:56 The white oneor the silver one?
1735 01:12:58 White one or the silver one?
1736 01:13:00 -Your mom's computer?-Yes.
1737 01:13:01 It's white. I got it fixed forher once. I am positive.
1738 01:13:03 -The white one!-White.
1739 01:13:07 (ALARM BLARING)
1740 01:13:10 Oh, my God!
1741 01:13:11 I knew there wasno such thing as a fake alarm!
1742 01:13:13 We're gonna getarrested! I knew it!
1743 01:13:15 That's it! We're done!
1744 01:13:17 Our fingerprints areall over this place!
1745 01:13:19 Ben, do you see the e-mail?
1746 01:13:20 Not yet.
1747 01:13:21 -Double-time it, dude.-Here, let me.
1748 01:13:24 Foundiu
1749 01:13:25 "Why is my motheralways such a raging bitch?"
1750 01:13:28 Subject, "She's a terrorist."
1751 01:13:30 Yes! Delete it!
1752 01:13:31 LEWIS: Gone.
1753 01:13:32 Now from the trash!
1754 01:13:36 -Got it.-(SIRENS WAILING)
1755 01:13:38 -Davis, where'd you find this?-Under the bed. Right side.
1756 01:13:41 -Which right side?-Right side facing the bed!
1757 01:13:43 Oh, my God! My life is over!
1758 01:13:44 I'm gonna be a felon andI have not committed a crime!
1759 01:13:47 Davis, pull it together.
1760 01:13:48 Can't you hearhow far away that is?
1761 01:13:49 We've got at least 30 secondsuntil they're here.
1762 01:13:51 (LISPING) How am I gonnaexplain this to my parents?
1763 01:13:53 Oh, my God. My lisp is back!
1764 01:13:54 -20 seconds.-(GASPS)
1765 01:13:56 Just run! Run!
1766 01:14:00 (HIP-HOP MUSICPLAYING ON RADIO)
1767 01:14:04 (SINGING) Tell mewhat you wanna do
1768 01:14:05 Come here, maTalk to me, so talk to me
1769 01:14:07 Look likeyou're real good to me
1770 01:14:09 Talkin' real,tryin' to walk for me
1771 01:14:11 Put it on, dawg
1772 01:14:12 Dance like you neverdid before for me
1773 01:14:13 Wanna break your backGonna break your neck
1774 01:14:16 What's he do...
1775 01:14:19 Jason!
1776 01:14:20 JASON: When I lock it down,I hit you with that
1777 01:14:22 Open the door!
1778 01:14:23 Every time I come through
1779 01:14:24 This motherfreakeris always in the ride
1780 01:14:25 Jason! Open the door!
1781 01:14:28 (SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING)
1782 01:14:30 Open the fucking door!
1783 01:14:31 Whoa!
1784 01:14:32 Whoa, okay! Okay!
1785 01:14:36 DAVIS: Hold on! I'm not in!I'm not in! I'm not in!
1786 01:14:38 I'm in.
1787 01:14:42 ALL: Cheers!
1788 01:14:44 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1789 01:14:46 You are a crazyson of a bitch.
1790 01:14:48 You know that, right?
1791 01:14:49 I didn't, actually.
1792 01:14:50 I'm sure my blood pressurewas through the roof.
1793 01:14:52 But it was worth it.Good times!
1794 01:14:55 Guys, I can't.__
1795 01:14:56 I literally can't thank youenough for what you just did.
1796 01:14:59 It was...
1797 01:15:01 So above and beyondand brave and loyal,
1798 01:15:03 I am indebted to you forever.
1799 01:15:04 -No, you're not.-Well, you're very welcome.
1800 01:15:06 You know.
1801 01:15:07 Takes a team, but it's done.
1802 01:15:10 All taken care of.
1803 01:15:12 JASON: Okay.
1804 01:15:13 I'm gonna have another.Anybody else?
1805 01:15:15 -I would love that.-Yeah, let's do that.
1806 01:15:17 But could I just geta half this time?
1807 01:15:19 I'll take his half.
1808 01:15:20 We'll all have doubles.
1809 01:15:23 (SOFTLY) No, no, no,it's okay. I can drink.
1810 01:15:24 It's a thing about me.
1811 01:15:26 Now, what areyour names, again?
1812 01:15:27 I never wanna not know you.
1813 01:15:28 I'm Jason. I've workedfor you for, like, a year.
1814 01:15:32 I've delivered thingsto your home.
1815 01:15:34 I met Matt a bunch of times.
1816 01:15:35 I've tied your daughter'sshoe before.
1817 01:15:37 I know who you are.I'm just terrible with names.
1818 01:15:39 It's all right. it's Jason.
1819 01:15:41 You're new, right?
1820 01:15:42 Yeah. I'm Davis. I startedwork the same day as Ben.
1821 01:15:45 We're pretty much besties,and I'm his mentee.
1822 01:15:47 Oh.
1823 01:15:48 He gave me this tie,for example.
1824 01:15:49 It was his. it's vintage.
1825 01:15:51 "Vintage"
1826 01:15:52 I like it. I like men in ties.
1827 01:15:54 -And you're Lewis.-Yes.
1828 01:15:56 Yeah, I could heara little bit over the phone.
1829 01:15:57 You were very coolunder pressure.
1830 01:15:59 Well, it was my first heist.
1831 01:16:00 I tried to be chill.Thanks for noticing.
1832 01:16:02 Salud!
1833 01:16:04 Mmm. VVhoo!
1834 01:16:05 Boys, what can I say...
1835 01:16:08 I'm sorry. I didn'tmean to call you "boys_"
1836 01:16:11 Nobody calls men"men" anymore.
1837 01:16:13 Have you noticed?
1838 01:16:14 Women went from"girls" to "women"
1839 01:16:15 IVlen went from "men" to "boys"?
1840 01:16:18 This is a problemin the big picture.
1841 01:16:19 -Do you know what I mean?-Yeah.
1842 01:16:22 JULES: I'm gonna have another.
1843 01:16:23 Another? You sure about that?
1844 01:16:24 Yep.
1845 01:16:26 Okay. Here'smy theory about this.
1846 01:16:27 We all grew up during
1847 01:16:28 the "Take Your Daughterto Work Day" thing, right?
1848 01:16:30 IVlmm-hmm.
1849 01:16:31 So we were always toldwe could be anything,
1850 01:16:33 do anything.
1851 01:16:35 And I think guys got,maybe not left behind,
1852 01:16:37 but not quite as nurtured,you know?
1853 01:16:39 I mean, like,we were the generation of,
1854 01:16:41 "You go, girl."
1855 01:16:42 We had Oprah.
1856 01:16:44 And I wonder sometimeshow guys fit in, you know?
1857 01:16:47 They still seem to betrying to figure it out.
1858 01:16:49 They're still dressinglike little boys.
1859 01:16:51 They're stillplaying video games.
1860 01:16:52 Well, they'vegotten great. So...
1861 01:16:54 -There you go.-Love video games.
1862 01:16:55 -Mmm.-Oh, boy.
1863 01:16:57 How, in one generation,
1864 01:16:59 have men gone from guys like
1865 01:17:01 Jack Nicholsonand Harrison Ford to...
1866 01:17:08 Take Ben, here.
1867 01:17:10 A dying breed. You know?
1868 01:17:12 Look and learn, boys,
1869 01:17:13 because if you ask me,this is what cool is.
1870 01:17:16 Thanks, Ace. You're notgonna drink anymore, right?
1871 01:17:18 (CHUCKLES) Callin' me "Ace"?
1872 01:17:20 That's just super cool, right?
1873 01:17:21 DAVIS: Definitely.LEWIS: Very cool.
1874 01:17:23 Okay, I am officiallya little dizzy.
1875 01:17:25 I apologize for the tirade.
1876 01:17:27 I am gonna go.
1877 01:17:30 But I am foreverin your debt, gentlemen.
1878 01:17:34 Another word which isnever used anymore.
1879 01:17:37 Let's bring it back, shall we?
1880 01:17:38 DAVIS: Yes.
1881 01:17:39 Ben, I'll be Ubering home.
1882 01:17:42 -Thanks again.-IVIEN: Whoa!
1883 01:17:43 Okay.
1884 01:17:45 JULES: I'm so sorry.
1885 01:17:47 -Don't worry.-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1886 01:17:49 I'm fine now.
1887 01:17:51 -Okay. It's okay, it's okay.-(VOMITING)
1888 01:17:57 Oh, I haven't done thatsince college.
1889 01:18:04 Thank you.
1890 01:18:06 Oh, man.
1891 01:18:09 Very sorryyou had to see that.
1892 01:18:11 -Humiliating.-it's all good.
1893 01:18:14 Feeling better?
1894 01:18:16 Yeah.
1895 01:18:17 Yeah, I forgot you gottaeat before you drink.
1896 01:18:23 I'm good now.
1897 01:18:24 Thank you.
1898 01:18:35 I'll be leaving in a minute.
1899 01:18:38 Just working on making this
1900 01:18:39 the worst possible dayfor you.
1901 01:18:41 No, not at all.You've had a stressful day.
1902 01:18:48 How is itthat you always manage
1903 01:18:50 to say the right thing,
1904 01:18:52 do the right thing,be the right thing?
1905 01:18:56 It's uncanny.
1906 01:18:58 BEN: You get some rest.JULES: I will-
1907 01:19:01 Thanks for everything.
1908 01:19:07 Oh.
1909 01:19:08 And, uh...
1910 01:19:10 Sayonara
1911 01:19:13 Absolutely.
1912 01:19:28 Really so nice of youto do this.
1913 01:19:30 Most women would havejust rescheduled.
1914 01:19:32 Oh, not to worry.I understand.
1915 01:19:34 -It was unexpected.-Yeah.
1916 01:19:37 -Thank you.-Thank you.
1917 01:19:38 You're welcome.
1918 01:19:47 -Hi.-Oh. Come on in.
1919 01:19:49 -I'll go in after you.-All right.
1920 01:19:54 Benji, you broughta date to a funeral.
1921 01:19:57 Unreal.
1922 01:19:58 We had plans. Who knewthis was gonna happen?
1923 01:20:00 Well, how do you do?I'm IVliles.
1924 01:20:02 Hello. Fiona. I'm sosorry for your loss.
1925 01:20:05 Oh, thank you, dear.
1926 01:20:08 Wowza !
1927 01:20:40 (lvlouTHING)
1928 01:20:44 I never went toa Shiva before.
1929 01:20:47 The laughter was wonderful.
1930 01:20:48 I don't thinkI've ever eaten more.
1931 01:20:50 I'm not even sure howI left with a box of cookies.
1932 01:20:53 Well, you were a big hit.
1933 01:20:54 Giving the widow thatback massage, winning move.
1934 01:20:57 Oh, yeah. She needed it.
1935 01:20:59 I definitely thinkit's a good idea
1936 01:21:01 to take all first datesto a funeral. Yeah.
1937 01:21:04 A real icebreaker,don't ya think?
1938 01:21:06 I know you're kidding,
1939 01:21:07 but, honestly, who needsthe strain of the dinner date?
1940 01:21:10 And the "Why aren't youmarried?" conversation.
1941 01:21:12 At our age, it's not evenpossible to catch up.
1942 01:21:16 Well, I can do mein 10 seconds.
1943 01:21:20 -You ready?-Yep.
1944 01:21:22 Widower, one son,two grandkids.
1945 01:21:25 Spent my lifemanufacturing phone books,
1946 01:21:27 which no longerserve a purpose.
1947 01:21:28 (CHUCKLES)
1948 01:21:29 I'm currently working asan intern, having a ball.
1949 01:21:33 And the best news is,
1950 01:21:34 I have a crush ona girl I met at work.
1951 01:21:37 I'm sorry you lost your wife.
1952 01:21:40 Okay.
1953 01:21:41 Divorced.
1954 01:21:43 Three beautiful daughters.
1955 01:21:44 One grandchild,a boy, on the way.
1956 01:21:47 I was sick a few years back.I'm not anymore.
1957 01:21:50 I'm an in-housee-commerce masseuse.
1958 01:21:52 Love my job.
1959 01:21:54 And I finally meta man
1960 01:21:56 I actually wannahang out with.
1961 01:21:59 -Lucky me.-(LAUGHS)
1962 01:22:04 (lNAuDIBLE)
1963 01:22:13
1965 01:22:18 Hey, buddy,you don't look so great.
1966 01:22:20 Yeah, I know.
1967 01:22:21 But believe me,I look better than I feel.
1968 01:22:24 -(PAIGE CRYING)-Did you see
1969 01:22:25 -the Yankees last night?-They were on fire.
1970 01:22:27 Oh, man.
1971 01:22:28 JULES: Gotta getsomethin' in your stomach.
1972 01:22:31 Honey, honey, honey.
1973 01:22:32 Can you please takeone bite before school?
1974 01:22:34 -Please? Just one bite?-Hey.
1975 01:22:36 Whats with the waterworks,little one?
1976 01:22:37 (slGl-ls) must tom her
1977 01:22:39 that the sitter'sgonna have to take her
1978 01:22:40 to IVIaddie's birthday partybecause Matt's feeling sick.
1979 01:22:42 But I don't wannago with the sitter.
1980 01:22:46 Ben?
1981 01:22:47 Can you take me?
1982 01:22:50 Please?
1983 01:22:51 JULES: Oh, honey?
1984 01:22:53 I'm so sorry, but Ben'sgotta go to work today.
1985 01:22:56 (sol3l3lNG)
1986 01:22:58 (slGHs)
1987 01:22:59 Jules. Come on. It will takean hour. Let me take her.
1988 01:23:05 BEN: I can't believewe 're still going through this.
1989 01:23:07 I'm going the right way.Please have a little trust.
1990 01:23:10 But the parkwhere the party is...
1991 01:23:13 Oh, sorry, Ben.
1992 01:23:14 Actually, this is it.
1993 01:23:17 -(TABLET CHIMES)-You're like a clone.
1994 01:23:19 Oh, boy. This lookslike a nice party.
1995 01:23:22 PAIGE: Yeah, it does.
1996 01:23:24 So which one is Maddie?
1997 01:23:26 The one in the pink.
1998 01:23:28 Okay. The one in the pink.
1999 01:23:32 You can go sit withthe other moms, okay?
2000 01:23:35 Okay. You wanna giveMaddie her present?
2001 01:23:36 Yeah.
2002 01:23:38 Okay.
2003 01:23:39 Have fun.
2004 01:23:43 The other moms.
2005 01:23:46 Freprino or something.
2006 01:23:47 Yeah, I know. I don'tknow any of them.
2007 01:23:49 -Hi. I'm Ben.-Hi. Jane.
2008 01:23:51 -Jane.-Emily.
2009 01:23:52 Hi, Emily. I'm helpingMatt and Jules out today.
2010 01:23:55 -Oh, are you Matt's dad?-No,no.
2011 01:23:56 I work for Jules.
2012 01:23:58 Oh.
2013 01:24:00 That's okay?
2014 01:24:01 I've just heard she's,you know, kinda tough.
2015 01:24:05 Tough? Jules? Sure.She's a total badass.
2016 01:24:07 I guess that's now she becamean Internet sensation.
2017 01:24:10 Must make you guys proud, huh?
2018 01:24:12 One of your ownout there every day,
2019 01:24:13 crashing the glass ceilingof the tech world.
2020 01:24:16 So, bravo,good for her. Right?
2021 01:24:19 Yeah. No, for sure.
2022 01:24:22 What's up, kiddo?
2023 01:24:23 I don't feel good.
2024 01:24:25 You don't? Do youwanna sit on my lap?
2025 01:24:28 You know, if she's sick, sheprobably shouldn't be here.
2026 01:24:32 Tough crowd, Paigey_You wanna hit the road?
2027 01:24:34 Does that mean "leave"?
2028 01:24:36 Afraid so.
2029 01:24:39 PAIGE: I spy with my littleeye something... Blue!
2030 01:24:44 BEN: Is it the car next to us?PAIGE: No.
2031 01:24:48 Is it that dog leash?
2032 01:24:51 No.
2033 01:24:52 Uh, is it the sky?
2034 01:24:54 Yes! You got one.
2035 01:24:56 -Your turn, Ben.-Okay.
2036 01:24:59 Oh, I have a good one.
2037 01:25:00 I spy with my little eyesomething green.
2038 01:25:04 Is it that tree?
2039 01:25:05 Nope.
2040 01:25:07 Is it that front door?
2041 01:25:08 Well, it's kinda green.
2042 01:25:27 Is it, Ben?
2043 01:25:28 Is it that front door?
2044 01:25:33 Yeah, it is, honey. Good girl.
2045 01:25:42 (CAR HORN HQNKS)
2046 01:25:49 (YAvvNING)
2047 01:26:07 (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
2048 01:26:19 (BEN slGHs)
2049 01:26:29 (PAIGE sNoRING)
2050 01:26:49 Thanks so much, Ben.
2051 01:27:07 Hey, come on in the kitchen.
2052 01:27:09 Can I get you somethingbefore you hit the road?
2053 01:27:10 Want a cup of coffeeor a bite to eat?
2054 01:27:13 No, I'm good, thanks.
2055 01:27:15 Okay. How was she?She give you any trouble?
2056 01:27:17 She was perfect.
2057 01:27:19 She wasn't feelingso great at the party,
2058 01:27:20 so we left early,
2059 01:27:22 and she just fell asleepin the car,
2060 01:27:23 so I let her get a nap in.
2061 01:27:25 So nice of you. Thank you.
2062 01:27:27 -(CELL PHONE CHIMING)-Sorry.
2063 01:27:34 Well, you seem likeyou're feeling more with it.
2064 01:27:35 Oh, yeah, yeah.
2065 01:27:38 Um, I guess I justneeded a little downtime.
2066 01:27:39 You know, or maybe I wasn'teven that sick, I don't know.
2067 01:27:43 Hey, Ben, I got somethin'I wanted to ask.
2068 01:27:47 What's your whole takeon the CEO thing?
2069 01:27:49 I mean, you're moreon the inside than I am.
2070 01:27:52 I know Jules is tryin' todo right by everybody,
2071 01:27:55 the investors, the company.
2072 01:27:58 You.
2073 01:28:00 She's got a loton her shoulders.
2074 01:28:02 The pressure is unbelievable.
2075 01:28:07 Am I wrong thatI want it to happen?
2076 01:28:12 I mean, I want what she wants,
2077 01:28:14 but you know whatit's like around here.
2078 01:28:16 We don't see her enough,and maybe this can fix that.
2079 01:28:20 The CEO's gonna fixwhat's going on here, Matt?
2080 01:28:26 Whatever she decides,I just...
2081 01:28:28 I want it to be good for her.I want her to be happy.
2082 01:28:33 Of course.
2083 01:28:35 She deserves that.
2084 01:28:40 Yeah, she does deserve it.
2085 01:28:50 -Hi, Amy.-Hey, Ben.
2086 01:28:58 Benjamin, what do you think?I found it on eBay.
2087 01:29:01 You were right. Total classic.
2088 01:29:02 It's awesome, kid.
2089 01:29:04 PEOPLE: And many more.
2090 01:29:06 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
2091 01:29:21 (lvlouTHING)
2092 01:29:30 -So how did it go?-(SIGHS)
2093 01:29:33 Well, you havea great kid, Jules.
2094 01:29:34 -She's adorable.-Aw.
2095 01:29:36 Thank you so muchfor doing that.
2096 01:29:39 So you excited about our tripto San Francisco tomorrow?
2097 01:29:42 -Are you okay?-Yeah.
2098 01:29:46 Oh, I hope you don'thave what Matt has.
2099 01:29:48 I don't.
2100 01:29:49 -You sure?-Positive.
2101 01:29:53 What's that?
2102 01:29:54 Blood pressure.I take it every day.
2103 01:29:58 -Are you sure you're okay?-Yeah.
2104 01:30:00 You don't look like you.You're all flushed.
2105 01:30:03 Why don't you go seeFiona, the masseuse,
2106 01:30:04 and just chill a little.
2107 01:30:06 What's up?
2108 01:30:07 Whoa, Ben, you okay?
2109 01:30:09 You seem to beslightly malfunctioning.
2110 01:30:12 JULES: Becky.Does he look right to you?
2111 01:30:15 Okay. Thank you.I think we're good here.
2112 01:30:17 Got a lot of work to do.it's all good.
2113 01:30:21 Is it his coloring?
2114 01:30:22 Oh, my God, you're all nuts.I'm 100%_
2115 01:30:24 Let's move on, kids.Big day. Lots to do.
2116 01:30:26 Okay.
2117 01:30:28 Ben, if I am giving youtoo much to do
2118 01:30:30 or working you too hard,
2119 01:30:32 please do not feel thatyou have to go with me
2120 01:30:33 to San Francisco.
2121 01:30:34 Jules, people my ageget tired sometimes.
2122 01:30:36 That's all this is.
2123 01:30:38 You're tired?
2124 01:30:39 That's why you haven'tlooked at me once
2125 01:30:40 since I came over here?
2126 01:30:43 I'm looking at you.
2127 01:30:47 BECKY: Jules.
2128 01:30:48 -Cameron's on the phone.-Okay.
2129 01:30:52 Like, if you don't feelbetter tonight or late...
2130 01:30:55 I'm just saying I cango by myself. Okay?
2131 01:30:57 I'm a big girl. I'll be fine.
2132 01:31:04 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2133 01:31:09 Okay, seriously,Ben, what is it?
2134 01:31:13 You know, I'm a sensitive man.
2135 01:31:15 People don't thinkthat about me.
2136 01:31:16 I don't look it, but I am.
2137 01:31:18 Under all this man stuffthat you so admire...
2138 01:31:20 IVlmm-hmm.
2139 01:31:21 ...I'm just a bigbowl of mush.
2140 01:31:24 I know that.
2141 01:31:25 Okay.
2142 01:31:28 That's it?
2143 01:31:30 That's what 24 hoursof crazy comes to?
2144 01:31:32 That you're a sensitivebowl of mush?
2145 01:31:36 Jules.
2146 01:31:39 Ben.
2147 01:31:42 Jules, what are we doing here?We got the day off.
2148 01:31:44 We're travelingin first-class.
2149 01:31:46 Let's at leasthave a little fun.
2150 01:31:47 Now that I can do.
2151 01:31:50 I can't believeI'm saying that,
2152 01:31:52 but that's what happenedthe last time.
2153 01:31:54 (LAUGHING)
2154 01:31:57 But he didn't see it coming.
2155 01:32:00 Full on!
2156 01:32:01 Look, I couldn't believe it.
2157 01:32:04 (WHISPERS)Dad, aim for the shower.
2158 01:32:08 If you get stuck, just...
2159 01:32:09 (BOTH LAuGHING)
2160 01:32:12 Catch them. And with that,
2161 01:32:13 the wedding plannerturns to me and goes,
2162 01:32:15 "Hey, do you have the rings?"
2163 01:32:17 AIR HOSTESS:Ladies and gentlemen,
2164 01:32:19 as we start our descent,
2165 01:32:20 please make sure yourseat backs and tray tables
2166 01:32:22 are in their full,upright positions,
2167 01:32:24 and all carry-on luggage
2168 01:32:26 is stowed underthe seat in front of you.
2169 01:32:28 You okay?
2170 01:32:29 Yeah.
2171 01:32:30 Just thinking,tomorrow I meet the guy
2172 01:32:32 who may become my boss kinda.
2173 01:32:34 I mean, a lot of peoplehave bosses, right?
2174 01:32:36 Most people have bosses.
2175 01:32:37 Jules, it's simple.
2176 01:32:38 If you think Townsend isgonna be good for you
2177 01:32:40 and good for the company,then do it. And if not...
2178 01:32:43 Exactly. Just becauseI came all the way here...
2179 01:32:46 Right. Doesn't mean anything.
2180 01:32:48 I agree.
2181 01:32:52 (SOFTLY) Do you thinkI can take a Xanax
2182 01:32:53 if I had two glasses of winean hour ago?
2183 01:32:56 Well, I'd waitanother couple hours.
2184 01:33:03 It's a thing I do beforeI land. We're good now.
2185 01:33:13 (ALARM BLARING)
2186 01:33:15 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
2187 01:33:18 -BEN: Jules, you hear that?-Yeah.
2188 01:33:20 Uh-huh. I hear it. I'm up.
2189 01:33:22 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2190 01:33:36 (slGHs)
2191 01:33:39 -Are you okay?-This alarm going off
2192 01:33:41 is not a good omenabout this guy.
2193 01:33:43 It's a sign, Ben.
2194 01:33:44 Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not.
2195 01:33:45 So you haven'ttaken a Xanax, yet?
2196 01:33:47 You told me towait a few hours.
2197 01:33:49 You travel with your own robe?
2198 01:33:51 Yeah.
2199 01:33:53 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
2200 01:33:54 a smoke alarm went offin one of the rooms,
2201 01:33:56 but the problem hasbeen taken care of.
2202 01:33:58 Our sincerest apologies.
2203 01:33:59 Oh, yeah.100 people, two elevators.
2204 01:34:01 Definitely a sign.
2205 01:34:05 (slGHs)
2206 01:34:06 Well, thanks forescorting me back.
2207 01:34:07 IVlmm-hmm.
2208 01:34:13 You wanna see my room?
2209 01:34:14 Oh, nice.
2210 01:34:16 I mean, do you actuallywanna come in?
2211 01:34:18 I have a tea kettle.We could have tea or...
2212 01:34:22 (EXHALES)
2213 01:34:24 I'm ridiculously nervousabout tomorrow.
2214 01:34:31 You can lie down.
2215 01:34:33 I know you're tired.I'll sit in the chair.
2216 01:34:46 Here you go.
2217 01:34:52 I thought you weregonna sit in a chair?
2218 01:34:54 Please let me be here.I need to lie down, too.
2219 01:34:59 We don't have to talkabout work or anything.
2220 01:35:02 All right. What shouldwe talk about?
2221 01:35:04 (EXHALES) Marriage?
2222 01:35:10 Will you tell meabout your wife?
2223 01:35:12 She was great, right?
2224 01:35:15 She was.
2225 01:35:16 Molly was her name.
2226 01:35:19 She wasa middle school principal.
2227 01:35:21 Beloved.
2228 01:35:23 So perfect. Long marriage?
2229 01:35:27 Not long enough.
2230 01:35:29 42 years.
2231 01:35:30 Wow. What was that like?
2232 01:35:33 You know when people saythey wanna grow old together?
2233 01:35:36 -IVlmm-hmm.-Well, we did that.
2234 01:35:38 We met when we were 20.
2235 01:35:40 Well, I was 20. She was 19.
2236 01:35:43 And what was amazing is,she never really changed.
2237 01:35:47 That's a hard thingto pull off.
2238 01:35:49 She handled lifelike it was easy.
2239 01:35:51 Always.
2240 01:35:53 Even when it wasn't.
2241 01:35:57 God, I envy that.
2242 01:36:01 Are you hungry?
2243 01:36:05 We have gummy bears,chocolate chips, Pringles
2244 01:36:10 Yup. I'm just gonnabring the whole thing.
2245 01:36:14 You know those are,like, 15 bucks each?
2246 01:36:17 Benjamin, I runa very big Internet company.
2247 01:36:19 Let's go crazy.
2248 01:36:23 Okay.
2249 01:36:25 So...
2250 01:36:29 So...
2251 01:36:30 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, SO...
2252 01:36:34 I got a weird one for you.
2253 01:36:40 Matt is cheating on me.
2254 01:36:44 Wait a minute.You know about this?
2255 01:36:46 What does that mean?
2256 01:36:48 Wait, you know about this?
2257 01:36:51 I saw them together.
2258 01:36:54 Oh, my God, when?
2259 01:36:56 Yesterday.
2260 01:36:58 I'm sorry.
2261 01:37:00 I mean, it was an accidentthat I saw them, but I did.
2262 01:37:03 Yesterday.
2263 01:37:05 Then it is still going on.
2264 01:37:09 How long have you known?
2265 01:37:11 For, like, 18 days.
2266 01:37:14 She's a mom at Paige's school.
2267 01:37:17 It's still so hardfor me to grasp.
2268 01:37:19 I was in the kitchenmaking sandwiches,
2269 01:37:21 and his phone was there.
2270 01:37:22 He was upstairs with Paige,
2271 01:37:24 and he was gettingall these text messages.
2272 01:37:25 And I don't know why,but I read them.
2273 01:37:28 It was not good.
2274 01:37:31 Does he know you know?
2275 01:37:32 No.
2276 01:37:33 'Cause, honestly,I'm not ready to deal with it.
2277 01:37:37 I would like to bea little less devastated,
2278 01:37:39 if that is possible.
2279 01:37:42 It's classic, though,isn't it?
2280 01:37:44 The successful wife.
2281 01:37:46 The husband feels likehis manhood is threatened,
2282 01:37:48 so he acts out.
2283 01:37:49 Girlfriend, I guess,
2284 01:37:51 makes him feelmore like a man.
2285 01:37:53 Sometimes I'm not sureI know how to do that.
2286 01:37:57 Hold on, hold on, hold on.Wait, wait, wait.
2287 01:37:58 You're not actuallytaking the rap
2288 01:38:00 for any of this, are you?
2289 01:38:01 No! No, no.
2290 01:38:03 He is the one doingsomething wrong.
2291 01:38:04 I get that.
2292 01:38:06 Nlonogam-ish isnot what I'm after.
2293 01:38:07 I'm just... I'm taking a sec,
2294 01:38:11 and I'm hoping that it's just
2295 01:38:12 a horrible lapse in judgmentand not, like, love.
2296 01:38:16 And once he movesthrough this,
2297 01:38:19 we will eventuallybe able to be okay again.
2298 01:38:21 What do you think about that?
2299 01:38:25 Clearly you don't thinkthat's a possible thing.
2300 01:38:27 -It would be unusual.-I get that.
2301 01:38:30 I get not everybodycould do that,
2302 01:38:34 but everybody's not us.
2303 01:38:36 I have faith in us
2304 01:38:39 because I believehe still loves me.
2305 01:38:41 And, you know, we've beengoing through so much that...
2306 01:38:47 God, I wish your expressionsweren't so transparent.
2307 01:38:50 Some couples dosurvive these things,
2308 01:38:52 you know. I Googled it,
2309 01:38:53 "Staying togetherafter the affair_"
2310 01:38:55 And a lot of couples,I mean, a lot stay together.
2311 01:38:58 And anyway, there issomething to be said
2312 01:38:59 about moving through it
2313 01:39:01 and focusing on usand not on the affair.
2314 01:39:04 I don't wanna give up on him.
2315 01:39:07 (CRYING) I know him,and I know he knows better.
2316 01:39:11 But I am only human,
2317 01:39:14 and I am so mad at him.
2318 01:39:18 You know, so much hashappened to us so fast.
2319 01:39:20 I think part of mewas even expecting this.
2320 01:39:23 Like, you know, he wasthe more successful one
2321 01:39:25 when we started out.
2322 01:39:26 No, I didn't know that.
2323 01:39:28 Yeah, he was.He was a rising star.
2324 01:39:30 And he bowed outso that I could do this.
2325 01:39:32 He was amazing.
2326 01:39:34 It was all his idea.
2327 01:39:37 I'm sure that's whyI'm even considering
2328 01:39:38 this whole CEO thing,
2329 01:39:40 thinking maybesomeone else coming in
2330 01:39:43 will help me getmy life back on track.
2331 01:39:45 Okay, that's it. I hateto be the feminist here,
2332 01:39:47 between the two of us,
2333 01:39:48 but you should be ableto have a huge career
2334 01:39:50 and be who you arewithout having to accept that
2335 01:39:52 your husband is having anaffair as some kinda payback.
2336 01:39:55 -Right on.-I mean it.
2337 01:39:57 IVle, too.But such is life, my friend.
2338 01:40:00 No, it isn't. Not always.
2339 01:40:02 And I'm not so sureI'd be so forgiving.
2340 01:40:04 I am not so forgiving.
2341 01:40:05 I'm saying that I couldpotentially be forgiving.
2342 01:40:07 But don't think that I don'tfeel what's going on here.
2343 01:40:10 It's crushing.
2344 01:40:12 And when I think of Paige...
2345 01:40:15 Oh, don't. Oh...
2346 01:40:16 Also, if we got divorced,he'd remarry
2347 01:40:21 Maybe not to this girl,but someone.
2348 01:40:26 And we both know I'm not easy.
2349 01:40:30 So I could be,like, single forever,
2350 01:40:31 which means that...
2351 01:40:33 Forgive me, but thisdoes keep me up
2352 01:40:36 in the middle of the night.
2353 01:40:38 (GROANS)
2354 01:40:39 What?
2355 01:40:41 That I don't wanna beburied alone.
2356 01:40:44 Paige'll be with her husband,
2357 01:40:45 and Matt'll bewith his new family,
2358 01:40:46 and I will be buriedwith strangers.
2359 01:40:48 I will buried in thestrangers singles section
2360 01:40:50 of the cemetery. (SOBBING)
2361 01:40:53 Not that, that is a reasonto stay together.
2362 01:40:55 But it's just,you know, a scary sidebar.
2363 01:40:58 Let's take that oneoff your plate right now.
2364 01:41:01 You can be buriedwith me and Molly.
2365 01:41:03 I happen to have space, okay?
2366 01:41:05 Oh.
2367 01:41:08 Thank you so much. That is...
2368 01:41:12 And to think I didn'teven wanna hire you.
2369 01:41:15 The one timeI don't have my hanky.
2370 01:41:16 (JULES CHUCKLES)
2371 01:41:18 (sNIFFLEs)
2372 01:41:23 You wanna
2373 01:41:27 watch TV?
2374 01:41:29 Just for a few minutes?
2375 01:41:31 Yeah, sure, I would.
2376 01:41:37 FEMALE REPORTER: Even thoughthe planned merger has...
2377 01:41:38 (PEOPLE LAUGHING ON TV)
2378 01:41:41 (SINGING)You were meant for me
2379 01:41:48 And I was meant for you
2380 01:41:56 Nature patterned you,and when she was done
2381 01:42:04 You were all the sweet things
2382 01:42:09 Rolled up in one
2383 01:42:12 You're like a plaintive melody
2384 01:42:22 That never lets me free
2385 01:42:31 For I'm content
2386 01:42:35 The angels must have sent you
2387 01:42:39 And they meant you just for me
2388 01:42:52 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2389 01:43:27 J U LES: Airport, please.
2390 01:43:41 So did we like him?
2391 01:43:43 He said all the right things.
2392 01:43:46 He said that no one knowsAbout The Fit like me.
2393 01:43:49 That he doesn't wanna removethe soul of the company.
2394 01:43:53 He said thathe doesn't have a plan.
2395 01:43:55 He wants to watch usand see what works.
2396 01:43:58 He was polite and respectfuland super smart.
2397 01:44:04 And I hired him.
2398 01:44:07 Seriously?
2399 01:44:08 Yeah.
2400 01:44:10 You did it right in the room?
2401 01:44:11 He told me to sleep on itand that we'd talk tomorrow,
2402 01:44:14 but I said the job was his.
2403 01:44:17 We shook hands on it.
2404 01:44:20 You know, if we disagree,he's the tiebreaker?
2405 01:44:25 Of course. He's the CEO.
2406 01:44:27 Yeah. Duh.
2407 01:44:35 (OPENS vvlNDo\/v)
2408 01:44:46 Hi.
2409 01:44:47 Hey!
2410 01:44:54 You smell minty.
2411 01:44:55 I just made mint tea.
2412 01:44:57 -Ah.-So...
2413 01:45:00 Yes? No?
2414 01:45:03 I did it.
2415 01:45:05 I liked him. A IOL And, uh,
2416 01:45:08 I offered him the job.
2417 01:45:09 Wow. Really?
2418 01:45:12 Yeah.
2419 01:45:13 And you're okay with it?
2420 01:45:16 Yeah.
2421 01:45:18 I think it'll be good for us.
2422 01:45:26 (CLEARS THROAT)
2423 01:45:28 Do we have any,like, real booze,
2424 01:45:31 like vodka or something?
2425 01:45:33 Yeah.
2426 01:45:44 Did "good for us" mean
2427 01:45:47 About The Fit or us?
2428 01:45:53 You and me, us.
2429 01:45:58 I figureif someone else can call
2430 01:45:59 some of the shots at work,then maybe
2431 01:46:02 we can get back to wherewe were 18 months ago.
2432 01:46:07 They say you can't puta genie back in the bottle,
2433 01:46:08 but we can try, right?
2434 01:46:37 (slGHs)
2435 01:47:02 (EXHALES)
2436 01:47:27 Hey!
2437 01:47:29 Hi. Wait, you live here?
2438 01:47:31 Yeah, Ben's been putting me upuntil I can find a place.
2439 01:47:34 Oh, should I let him knowthat you're here?
2440 01:47:36 That's okay. I'll ring.
2441 01:47:37 Okay.
2442 01:47:44 Fiona?
2443 01:47:46 Jules! Come on in.
2444 01:47:52 I'm just on my way to work.
2445 01:47:54 Ben's right in here.
2446 01:48:03 I'll let you two talk.
2447 01:48:07 -See ya.-IVlmm-hmm.
2448 01:48:09 Hi.
2449 01:48:11 Wow.
2450 01:48:12 You and Fiona, huh? Who knew.
2451 01:48:14 She's a great gal.
2452 01:48:16 She surprised me last night.She brought over dinner.
2453 01:48:19 It's brand-new.
2454 01:48:22 Congratulations. I love her.
2455 01:48:24 Yeah.
2456 01:48:31 So I was readykinda early this morning,
2457 01:48:33 since about 4:00.
2458 01:48:34 And Matt and Paige leftan hour ago for afield trip,
2459 01:48:37 so I thought I'd come by.I hope that's okay.
2460 01:48:39 Yeah.
2461 01:48:41 (CLEARS THROAT)
2462 01:48:43 I just wanted to say
2463 01:48:46 I slept on it.
2464 01:48:48 I haven't calledTownsend yet, but
2465 01:48:52 I still feel likeit's the right thing to do.
2466 01:48:57 Well...
2467 01:49:00 I didn't sleep so well myself.
2468 01:49:02 Over this?
2469 01:49:04 You remember the dayI drove you to the warehouse?
2470 01:49:06 You were giving me thewrong directions and all that?
2471 01:49:08 Yeah. I remember.
2472 01:49:09 Yeah.
2473 01:49:10 Okay, well,I stood in the back,
2474 01:49:12 and I watched youshow the workers
2475 01:49:13 how to fold and boxthe clothes.
2476 01:49:16 I knew then that waswhy ATF was a success.
2477 01:49:19 No one else is ever gonna have
2478 01:49:20 that kind of commitmentto your company, Jules.
2479 01:49:24 To me, it's pretty simple.
2480 01:49:26 About The Fit needs you,
2481 01:49:27 and if you don'tmind me saying,
2482 01:49:29 you need it.
2483 01:49:30 Someone may come in withmore experience than you,
2484 01:49:32 but they're never gonna knowwhat you know.
2485 01:49:36 I never had anythinglike this in my life.
2486 01:49:38 Not many people do.
2487 01:49:40 This big, beautiful,
2488 01:49:41 exciting thingthat you created.
2489 01:49:43 It's a dream, isn't it?
2490 01:49:46 And you're gonna give that up
2491 01:49:47 in the hopes that your husbandwill stop having an affair?
2492 01:49:51 I don't see how that adds up.
2493 01:49:53 You should feelnothing but great
2494 01:49:55 about what you've done.
2495 01:49:57 And I'd hate to see youIetanyone
2496 01:49:58 take that away from you.
2497 01:50:06 I guess you came over here
2498 01:50:07 because you wantedto hear some of this.
2499 01:50:10 Yes.
2500 01:50:12 And maybe alsobecause you're my...
2501 01:50:14 Intern.
2502 01:50:17 Well, I was gonna sayintern/best friend.
2503 01:50:24 But there's no need to getall sentimental about it,
2504 01:50:25 eventhoughwe could potentially
2505 01:50:27 be buried together.
2506 01:50:29 Can't get closer than that.
2507 01:50:30 (LAUGHS)
2508 01:50:34 It's moments like this
2509 01:50:35 when you need someoneyou know you can count on.
2510 01:50:37 So thank you.
2511 01:50:42 I like your houseso much, by the way.
2512 01:50:45 Thanks.
2513 01:50:51 So...
2514 01:51:07 Shall we?
2515 01:51:09 Okay.
2516 01:51:11 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2517 01:51:17 Welcome back, you two.
2518 01:51:19 Jules, I have something coolto show you.
2519 01:51:21 Do you remember takinga customer service call
2520 01:51:22 about a bride whosebridesmaids' dresses
2521 01:51:24 showed up in gray,
2522 01:51:25 and we had the vendorremake them overnight
2523 01:51:27 and put them on a plane?
2524 01:51:28 Yeah. Yeah. Rachel.
2525 01:51:31 -Check this out.-(GASPS)
2526 01:51:33 JULES: The silk chiffonAntoinette dress.
2527 01:51:35 They look beautiful.
2528 01:51:38 Oh, and these just arrivedfrom Mark Townsend.
2529 01:51:43 -Here.-Thanks.
2530 01:51:55 Becky? Give meTownsend's number, will you?
2531 01:51:57 BECKY: Okay.
2532 01:52:00 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
2533 01:52:01 This is Jules.
2534 01:52:03 Hey, Alonzo, what's up?
2535 01:52:05 Uh-huh. Okay.Do we need that many?
2536 01:52:15 MATT: I hope I'm not too late.
2537 01:52:17 Don't do this for me, Jules.Please?
2538 01:52:20 Just do whatfeels right for you.
2539 01:52:22 Oh, my God.
2540 01:52:27 I wanna continuerunning my company, Matt.
2541 01:52:29 You gotta know that.
2542 01:52:31 Then do it. I don'twant you to be unhappy.
2543 01:52:34 I'm already unhappy.
2544 01:52:39 I need to tell you something.
2545 01:52:40 I know.
2546 01:52:43 Just tell me,is it almost over?
2547 01:52:45 (VOICE BREAKING) I don't knowhow much longer I can...
2548 01:52:47 No, it's over.
2549 01:52:50 I can't tell you how sorryand ashamed I am.
2550 01:52:55 I thought I could do it.
2551 01:52:57 I thought I could be the guy
2552 01:52:58 that I told youI was going to be.
2553 01:53:01 And thensomewhere along the way...
2554 01:53:07 I thought I was losing you.
2555 01:53:11 But it was actually me.
2556 01:53:14 I got lost.
2557 01:53:16 It's a confusingworld out there,
2558 01:53:18 and who I am got messed upfor a minute.
2559 01:53:22 And now I'm watching you
2560 01:53:24 ready to giveall this up for me.
2561 01:53:27 I will not let that happen.
2562 01:53:30 I love you,
2563 01:53:32 and I will do so much betterif you'll let me.
2564 01:53:36 (CRYING)
2565 01:53:41 Please, Jules.
2566 01:53:44 Let me make it right again.
2567 01:53:56 You know what would be good?
2568 01:54:00 If you carried a handkerchief.
2569 01:54:17 Have you called Townsend yet?
2570 01:54:19 Because if I'veever met anyone
2571 01:54:20 who doesn't need a boss
2572 01:54:22 that was you.
2573 01:54:25 I was just about to call him
2574 01:54:26 and tell himI changed my mind.
2575 01:54:30 I mean, we're good here.
2576 01:54:32 We're gonna make it.
2577 01:54:34 I'm gonna make surewe make it.
2578 01:54:36 Good.
2579 01:54:40 Oh.
2580 01:54:46 (EXHALES)
2581 01:55:00 Becky, where's Ben?
2582 01:55:03 I'm not sure. He saidhe was taking the day off.
2583 01:55:09 (KNOCK ON DOOR)
2584 01:55:11 (SOFTLY) Fiona.
2585 01:55:13 Do you know where Ben is?
2586 01:55:39 Hi.
2587 01:55:44 Okay.
2588 01:55:48 -I'm so sorry to interrupt.-That's okay. Here.
2589 01:55:52 Extend your left arm, Jules.
2590 01:55:55 -Left knee up.-IVlmm-hmm.
2591 01:55:57 Breathe and relaxfor inner balance.
2592 01:56:01 -Am I doing it right?-Almost.
2593 01:56:04 Got something goodto tell you.
2594 01:56:06 Great. Tell mewhen we're done.
2595 01:56:11 Breathe deeply, Jules.
2596 01:56:18 (EXHALES DEEPLY)
2597 01:56:19 That's it, out there.
2598 01:56:21 This up.
