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1 00:03:02 How do you like my car, Big boy?
2 00:03:43 Bart, Sarah and Jonathan
3 00:03:45 are spending their leisure dayat the city pool.
4 00:03:47 Aren't they lucky?
5 00:03:57 Let's see what they havebrought with them to the pool today.
6 00:04:01 Bart has a plain towel.
7 00:04:04 Sarah has a bright towel.
8 00:04:08 Jonathan has a gay towel.
9 00:04:15 There's something wrongwith kids today.
10 00:04:18 They know too much.
11 00:04:21 Take this little gem.
12 00:04:23 She's 13.
13 00:04:25 Already she's got herself a winner.
14 00:04:29 Sure, he's three times her age,
15 00:04:31 but he's got money for potand he drives a nice car.
16 00:04:36 Who's the man, baby?
17 00:04:38 Who's the man?
18 00:04:40 - You are. You're the man.- Yeah. That's right.
19 00:04:43 That's right. I'm the man.
20 00:04:45 Oh, yes. You're my foxy-fox.
21 00:04:47 I'm not sayingI wasn't a little bastard.
22 00:04:49 I mean, I grew up Irish.
23 00:04:52 The Bronx. Riverdale.
24 00:04:57 I don't have a job title,I'm not in the Yellow Pages,
25 00:05:00 but if you got trouble with someone,
26 00:05:01 someone's messing aroundwith your underage daughter,
27 00:05:04 you might ask around for me,Jackson Healy.
28 00:05:11 Are you the man?
29 00:05:12 What?
30 00:05:15 Stay away from little girls.
31 00:05:19 Love. Grand, isn't it?
32 00:05:21 I was in love once.
33 00:05:23 Marriage is buying a housefor someone you hate.
34 00:05:25 Remember that.
35 00:05:27 I'm here with a representative
36 00:05:28 of the Detroit Auto Manufacturers,Mr. Bergen Paulsen.
37 00:05:31 And, Mr. Paulsen, glad to have you here.
38 00:05:32 I understand that you're in townfor the big show.
39 00:05:35 Tell us a little bit about it.
40 00:05:36 Take a look at this outstanding line-upwe have here for you.
41 00:05:39 These cars are so incredible,they practically drive themselves.
42 00:05:42 I do have to ask you
43 00:05:43 about the allegations about collusion
44 00:05:46 in regards to a smog control device...
45 00:05:48 the recent lawsuit against the Big Three.
46 00:05:50 I'm not gonna dignify that...
47 00:05:51 You have reachedMarch Investigations.
48 00:05:53 This machine records messages.
49 00:05:55 Wait for the tone and speak clearly.
50 00:05:58 This is your daughter speaking.
51 00:06:00 Thursday, as you may remember,is my birthday.
52 00:06:03 Please give accordingly.
53 00:06:06 Also, I hope you didn't forget thatyou're supposed to be working today.
54 00:06:24 I wish I wished for things, man.
55 00:06:29 My folks, they told meto reach for the stars,
56 00:06:31 and then my pals in the forcesaid reach for the brass ring,
57 00:06:34 and then my wife died,
58 00:06:35 and I reached for whatever camein a gallon and cost a buck fifty.
59 00:06:40 She used to say I got no follow-through.
60 00:06:42 I hit nails in halfway and stop.
61 00:06:46 She's not wrong.
62 00:06:49 Hey, there's a line, asshole!
63 00:06:50 Hey, what are you doing?
64 00:06:54 They implemented a no-fault divorce herea couple of years back
65 00:06:57 that really screwed things up.
66 00:06:59 A lot of private cops folded.
67 00:07:02 Not me. I got this guyin a local retirement park.
68 00:07:05 He kicks a few cases my way.
69 00:07:08 It's my husband.
70 00:07:09 Fred's his name.
71 00:07:11 Fred.
72 00:07:12 He's gone missing.
73 00:07:14 Missing?
74 00:07:15 I'm terribly worried.
75 00:07:17 It's just Fred's never beengone this long before.
76 00:07:28 How long has he been missing?
77 00:07:29 Since the funeral.
78 00:07:34 Well, I can start right away.
79 00:07:42 Amelia?
80 00:07:43 Mr. Healy.
81 00:07:45 Um, I think there's two of them,
82 00:07:48 but I only have the nameand description for the one.
83 00:07:53 You can take care of them?
84 00:07:54 Consider it done.
85 00:07:57 Thank you.
86 00:07:58 - I feel better already.- It's my job.
87 00:08:02 They've been following me aroundand asking my friends where I live.
88 00:08:05 I've just been really scared,but, um, you make me feel safe.
89 00:08:09 You're short.
90 00:08:10 I'm what?
91 00:08:12 You're seven dollars short.
92 00:08:14 Right, um...
93 00:08:16 Sorry. Um...
94 00:08:20 SometimesI feel okay about things.
95 00:08:23 Not often.
96 00:08:25 Could try for an investigator's license.
97 00:08:28 Become a P.I.
98 00:08:29 Those guys help people.
99 00:08:31 Maybe then I'd feel good in the morning.
100 00:08:32 She's got dark hair,
101 00:08:34 about yea high.
102 00:08:38 Name's Amelia.
103 00:08:39 She might be from the neighborhood.
104 00:08:42 - No, can't help you, buddy.- No?
105 00:08:45 Sorry.
106 00:08:46 I work in a cesspool.Sex. More sex.
107 00:08:50 My wife, she used to sayI make a living off rumpy-pumpy.
108 00:08:53 Whatever. She was English.
109 00:08:55 I don't knowwhat the fuck it means either.
110 00:08:56 The point is I don't careif Colonel Mustard
111 00:08:58 did it in the study with a candlestick,
112 00:08:59 I just wanna know who he did it withand get the pictures.
113 00:09:02 Yeah, I think I remember her.
114 00:09:04 Amelia, right?
115 00:09:06 Was in here three or four nights ago.
116 00:09:08 Drank bourbon martinis.
117 00:09:10 Well, that's disgusting.
118 00:09:13 Any chance she, uh,paid with a credit card?
119 00:09:18 As in, am I gonna pullthe receipts for you?
120 00:09:21 Fat fucking chance.
121 00:09:34 Is that a shirt?
122 00:09:35 Yeah.
123 00:09:37 It's very pretty.
124 00:09:38 I made it myself.
125 00:09:40 Yeah?
126 00:09:43 I made this.
127 00:09:46 Look, I'm not saying it's easy.
128 00:09:48 I'm not saying you don'tgotta think on your feet,
129 00:09:51 bend a few rules maybe,
130 00:09:53 but it's worth it,
131 00:09:56 as long as you get the results.
132 00:10:07 Okay, that's it.
133 00:10:08 That's a lot of blood.
134 00:10:10 That is a lot... That's a lot of blood.
135 00:10:16 We're losing him. Go! Hurry up!
136 00:10:18 Now, don't go anywhere. Don't...
137 00:10:20 Stay with me. Stay with me! Sir.
138 00:10:28 Now, tell me, are you willing to find God?
139 00:10:38 Look, I'm trying to find Amelia.
140 00:10:42 Good morning, Los Angeles.
141 00:10:43 Today, yet another stage-two smog alert.
142 00:10:46 The A. Q.M.D. has cautionedresidents not to stay outside
143 00:10:50 or engage in unnecessaryexercise before 6:00 p.m.
144 00:10:53 In other news, a police spokesmansays he has not ruled out foul play
145 00:10:57 in the death of adultfilm star Misty Mountains,
146 00:10:59 whose car went off-roadin the early hours of last Tuesday.
147 00:11:03 And now, back to America'sfavorite family, The Waltons.
148 00:11:22 "Equanimity.
149 00:11:24 "The quality of being calmand even-tempered."
150 00:11:34 He accepted her betrayal with equanimity.
151 00:11:41 Jack, I'm fucking your dad.
152 00:11:48 What?
153 00:11:57 John Boy...
154 00:12:10 Six, seven, eight...
155 00:12:15 One...
156 00:12:41 Who is it?
157 00:12:42 Messenger service.
158 00:12:43 Holland March home?
159 00:12:49 What the fuck?
160 00:12:51 Mr. March, we're gonna play a game.
161 00:12:53 I think you have the wrong house.
162 00:12:57 It's called, "Shut up unless you're me."
163 00:13:02 I love that game.
164 00:13:05 You're a private investigator?
165 00:13:06 Look, there's 20 bucks in there,all right? Just take it.
166 00:13:08 No, I'm not here for that.I told you, I'm a messenger.
167 00:13:14 You can affordto live like this as a P.I.?
168 00:13:17 What's the message?
169 00:13:18 Oh, right, right.
170 00:13:22 Stop looking for Amelia, all right?
171 00:13:25 I'm not even looking for Amelia.
172 00:13:27 She's a person of interest, man.
173 00:13:30 Fine.
174 00:13:31 I'm done. Put a fork in me.
175 00:13:33 Don't really put a fork in me.
176 00:13:35 Amelia's gonna be very happythat you got the message so quickly.
177 00:13:38 It's gonna make her smile. That's good.
178 00:13:40 Now, ahem, I got one more thing I needto ask you before we're done here.
179 00:13:43 You wanna know who hired me.
180 00:13:45 Bingo. Yeah.
181 00:13:46 Now, we can do this the easy wayor we can do it the hard way.
182 00:13:48 - Glenn.- What?
183 00:13:50 Lily Glenn. Two N's.
184 00:13:51 Old lady hired meto find her niece on Tuesday.
185 00:13:53 You just gave up your client.
186 00:13:55 I made a discretionary revelation.
187 00:13:57 No. No, you just gave her up.
188 00:13:59 I asked you one simple question.
189 00:14:00 You gave me all the information.
190 00:14:02 I thought that's what you wanted.
191 00:14:03 What?
192 00:14:11 Now, I'm very sorry thatyou didn't get the message.
193 00:14:14 Me, too. But I get it now.
194 00:14:17 I get it. I dig it.
195 00:14:20 Shit!
196 00:14:23 What about now? You get the message now?
197 00:14:27 - Yep.- Are you sure?
198 00:14:29 Yeah, I'm cool.
199 00:14:30 - All right. Give me your left arm.- Huh?
200 00:14:32 Your left arm.Give me your left arm. This one.
201 00:14:34 - No!- Yeah, come on.
202 00:14:36 No!
203 00:14:37 Get... No!
204 00:14:38 Did you cut yourself?
205 00:14:40 I'm dealing with an injury.
206 00:14:41 Right, look, when you'retalking to your doctor,
207 00:14:43 just tell him you havea spiral fracture of the left radius.
208 00:14:47 No! No!
209 00:14:48 - Deep breath.- No!
210 00:14:54 Do you mind if I have an apple?
211 00:14:58 All right, Mr. March.You have a good day, okay?
212 00:15:06 - Hi.- Hey.
213 00:15:09 Want a Yoo-hoo?
214 00:15:10 A Yoo-hoo?
215 00:15:12 Are you kidding?
216 00:15:15 Oh, yeah.
217 00:15:17 You know, I haven't had oneof these in about 30 years.
218 00:15:20 Are you a friend of my dad's?
219 00:15:22 Yeah, yeah. We're business associates.
220 00:15:24 He's inside resting.
221 00:15:27 Didn't I see you crawling rounda vacant lot a couple of blocks over?
222 00:15:31 Um, maybe. I read there sometimes.
223 00:15:35 Right.
224 00:15:37 "It's me-he for Yoo-hoo!" Thanks again.
225 00:15:40 Bye.
226 00:15:49 Because the gas pricesare up 16 cents a gallon,
227 00:15:52 uh, the US nowis looking into alternative fuels.
228 00:15:56 There's a process where you canput corn in and gas comes out.
229 00:16:00 I'm no scientist,
230 00:16:02 but that's been my processwith corn for years.
231 00:16:08 Hey.
232 00:16:09 It's not a public area up here.
233 00:16:14 Wow.
234 00:16:17 You got like an apartment up here?
235 00:16:19 If you're looking for the restroom,back down the stairs.
236 00:16:24 We're looking for Amelia.
237 00:16:31 I'm telling you,I saw her, Mr. March.
238 00:16:35 I didn't imagine it. I saw my Misty alive.
239 00:16:38 Mrs. Glenn, be reasonable.
240 00:16:41 This is a high-profile case.
241 00:16:43 Your niece is a very famous actress,
242 00:16:48 and the head medical examinerID'd her himself.
243 00:16:51 I saw her through the front window.
244 00:16:54 - You didn't.- Clear as day.
245 00:16:55 She was wearing...
246 00:16:57 The pinstriped suit. I know.Very specific.
247 00:16:58 She was writing something and then
248 00:17:00 she came out and she drove away,and this was two days after the accident.
249 00:17:05 And I thought that you said you found her.
250 00:17:08 Now, what was that bonus payment?
251 00:17:10 I never said I found her.
252 00:17:12 I said I was trackingthe girl that you saw
253 00:17:15 and that was probablythis young lady, Amelia.
254 00:17:18 Why don't you believe me?
255 00:17:20 Mrs. Glenn, Misty's dead.
256 00:17:22 She died in that accident.
257 00:17:24 I never should have takenyour money in the first place.
258 00:17:27 I'm very sorry about that.
259 00:17:32 Even... No, even if thisAmelia girl isn't my niece,
260 00:17:36 she might know something.
261 00:17:37 Please, please, will you keep looking?
262 00:17:41 No.
263 00:17:44 Mr. March...
264 00:18:07 Can I ask you a question?
265 00:18:09 Tell me the truth.
266 00:18:10 And don't take it easy on mejust 'cause I'm your father.
267 00:18:14 You just tell it to me straight.
268 00:18:16 Am I a bad person?
269 00:18:18 Yes.
270 00:18:24 Just drive.
271 00:18:30 I'm gonna ask you again.
272 00:18:32 Where is Amelia?
273 00:18:36 I would like to help you,
274 00:18:38 but I just don't knowanybody called Amelia.
275 00:18:40 Oh, okay.
276 00:18:43 You don't talk, I'm gonna have to startbreaking your fingers.
277 00:18:47 You understand?
278 00:18:49 Yes, I understand.
279 00:18:51 Hey, hotshot, come on in here.
280 00:18:52 I found something hidden in the cabinet.
281 00:18:54 Really?
282 00:18:57 Watch him.
283 00:18:59 No, hey, don't.
284 00:19:00 Hey, don't open thatbecause that's not mine.
285 00:19:04 It belongs to a friend. I just, uh...
286 00:19:05 I look after it for him.
287 00:19:06 But it's one of those bags.
288 00:19:08 If you try to open it...
289 00:19:09 Oh, fuck! Fuck!
290 00:19:11 Shit!
291 00:19:12 Motherfucker!
292 00:19:14 Motherfucker!
293 00:19:16 - I can't see nothing.- Yeah.
294 00:19:17 Oh, God. What the fuck?
295 00:19:20 Okay. Yeah.
296 00:19:22 You know that colordoesn't come off, right?
297 00:19:27 I tried to tell you.
298 00:19:31 You tried to tell me?
299 00:19:39 Fuck you!
300 00:19:40 Hey, hey. Oh, no! Hey!
301 00:19:42 Not the fish. Come on.
302 00:19:43 Hey, can you ask this guyto behave like a professional?
303 00:19:46 You know, kid,when I get that gun off you,
304 00:19:48 it's gonna be your dinner.
305 00:19:50 Dinner?
306 00:19:52 It's fucking...You're funny. You're funny.
307 00:19:56 Don't... Don't...
308 00:19:57 Come on, fish.
309 00:19:59 You want some fucking dinner?Do you want some dinner?
310 00:20:01 Why are you doing this?This is not gonna help you.
311 00:20:03 - There you go.- Now, come on.
312 00:20:04 You're gonna eat that thing,you fucking fuck!
313 00:20:06 Look, you gotta stop andthink about this, all right?
314 00:20:14 When you came here tonight,was this what you wanted to happen?
315 00:20:17 What, you came here to make me eat fish?
316 00:20:20 To shoot me?
317 00:20:23 Look, if you come in here,you beat up on me, you trash the place,
318 00:20:26 I understand, I get it,it's part of the job.
319 00:20:27 I accept it, all right?
320 00:20:29 But what did you do?
321 00:20:30 You did something differentfrom that, didn't you? Right?
322 00:20:34 You pissed me off.
323 00:20:36 You made an enemy.
324 00:20:38 Now, even if I knew something,I wouldn't tell you, kid.
325 00:20:41 And you know why I wouldn't tell you?
326 00:20:43 And this is... It's not my only reason,but it is a principle reason.
327 00:20:47 You know, I wouldn't tell you'cause you're a fucking moron.
328 00:20:50 What the...
329 00:20:56 You stupid son of a bitch!
330 00:21:12 - Six. I'm a six.- I'm a seven!
331 00:21:14 Six!
332 00:21:15 - Seven!- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
333 00:21:17 Jesus Christ! One at a time!
334 00:21:21 You took the Lord's name in vain.
335 00:21:23 No, I didn't, Janet.
336 00:21:25 I found it very useful, actually.Okay, Janet?
337 00:21:30 Birthday girl!
338 00:21:53 March. Jack Healy.
339 00:21:55 Don't get upset. I'm not here to hurt you.
340 00:21:58 I just wanna ask you a question.
341 00:22:01 Hey, no.
342 00:22:02 How stupid do you think I am?
343 00:22:04 I got a license to carry, motherfucker.
344 00:22:07 Ever since your little visitthe other day,
345 00:22:09 this little baby's gonna stay right here.
346 00:22:12 Fuck, fuck.
347 00:22:25 Look away.
348 00:22:28 Look...
349 00:22:30 - You know there's a mirror here, right?- Close your eyes.
350 00:22:35 Fucking damn it. Forget it.You know what? Turn around.
351 00:22:39 - Can I open my eyes?- Yeah, open your eyes.
352 00:22:46 What do you want?
353 00:22:48 I want you to find Amelia.
354 00:22:53 So you think these guysare gonna hurt Amelia?
355 00:22:56 Sure, after they're done killing her.
356 00:23:01 You know, I asked around about you.
357 00:23:02 There's a couple of people I trustsay you're pretty good at this.
358 00:23:05 Well, that's surprising.I would have thought
359 00:23:07 your job ended withbreaking my fucking arm.
360 00:23:10 Well, you know,technically it did.
361 00:23:11 I'm off the clock.
362 00:23:13 This is a separate situation.
363 00:23:16 I'm not buying this nice guy act, pal.
364 00:23:18 She owes you money, doesn't she?
365 00:23:20 You're coming to collect?
366 00:23:21 You want me to finger her
367 00:23:23 so you can throw acid in her face?Well, no.
368 00:23:25 No, she paid me up front,actually, you know.
369 00:23:28 What it is, for me, is I like where I liveand I don't wanna move.
370 00:23:34 So, two days in advance.
371 00:23:37 $400.
372 00:23:42 Plus whatever the old lady's giving you.
373 00:23:43 Old lady? Fuck you, old lady.
374 00:23:46 You broke my arm. I quit, remember?
375 00:23:49 So call her up, get back on the case.
376 00:23:51 Get paid twice.
377 00:23:53 Wow, that is very telling.
378 00:23:57 I'm a detective and we have a code.
379 00:23:59 We don't do that.
380 00:24:00 But interesting. Good to know.
381 00:24:02 - Okay.- Good to know.
382 00:24:04 You were looking for Amelia, right?
383 00:24:05 Yes and no.
384 00:24:07 Excuse me?
385 00:24:09 My profession is very complicated, okay?
386 00:24:11 It's nuanced.
387 00:24:14 What does that mean?
388 00:24:16 Fuck it.
389 00:24:19 Last week this old broad comes to me
390 00:24:20 and she asks me to find her niece,Misty Mountains.
391 00:24:23 Misty Mountains?
392 00:24:25 The porno actress? The one that died?
393 00:24:27 The young lady.
394 00:24:29 The porno young lady.
395 00:24:31 But, yeah, she died in a crashand then two days later,
396 00:24:35 her aunt goes to her houseto clean out the place,
397 00:24:37 and lo and behold,
398 00:24:38 alive and well, Misty Mountains.
399 00:24:41 She sees her through the window.
400 00:24:42 She sees her get in her car.
401 00:24:43 - She sees her drive away.- Bullshit.
402 00:24:45 Bullshit's right.She's dead and then she's alive.
403 00:24:48 That's what I'm talking about.
404 00:24:49 It's very fucking complicated.
405 00:24:52 But I persevere, you know.
406 00:24:53 I run the tape through and I think,"Okay, maybe there was a girl there."
407 00:24:56 Amelia? The old lady saw Amelia?
408 00:25:00 Well, look who decidedto show up for class.
409 00:25:04 Yeah.
410 00:25:05 There's a gate guard,
411 00:25:07 he keeps trackof all the cars that go in and out.
412 00:25:09 So I checked with him,I ran the plate, I got the name.
413 00:25:12 And?
414 00:25:15 Three.
415 00:25:17 Three what?
416 00:25:18 Three days in advanceif you want the rest of the story.
417 00:25:21 Fuck you. Come on, $600?That's fucking robbery.
418 00:25:25 I've only got $400.
419 00:25:26 Well, it's early.
420 00:25:28 You can go rob a bank if you hurry.
421 00:25:31 Jesus!
422 00:25:33 What are you doing here?
423 00:25:34 Giving you a rim job.
424 00:25:36 What? Rim shot.
425 00:25:38 - Rim shot.- Whatever.
426 00:25:40 Hey, can we go one more game before...
427 00:25:44 You're the guy who beat up my dad.
428 00:25:46 Hey.
429 00:25:47 No. Sucker-punched your dad.
430 00:25:49 Big difference. But don't worry.
431 00:25:51 He just did it for money.
432 00:25:53 You beat people upand charge money?
433 00:25:56 Yeah. Sad, isn't it?
434 00:25:57 - That's really your job?- Yeah.
435 00:25:59 - No way.- Yeah.
436 00:26:00 So, um, how much would you chargeto beat up my friend Janet?
437 00:26:03 - What?- How much you got?
438 00:26:05 - Thirty bucks.- Look, apple pie.
439 00:26:07 - Is she a big girl?- She's tall. Super annoying.
440 00:26:10 - Apple pie.- She's always mean to me.
441 00:26:12 This conversation is over.
442 00:26:14 We're just talking.
443 00:26:15 And it's over.
444 00:26:19 $400, that's all.
445 00:26:22 $400, two days.
446 00:26:24 We find her earlier,I still get to keep it.
447 00:26:26 Done.
448 00:26:28 Deal. Great.
449 00:26:30 'Cause I already know where she is.
450 00:26:39 Adult film star Misty Mountains,
451 00:26:40 shown here at last month'sDetroit auto show.
452 00:26:43 High-profile case for you, right?
453 00:26:45 Made the newspapers.
454 00:26:48 You know, the thing aboutkeeping your mouth closed is
455 00:26:50 it prevents you from speaking.
456 00:26:51 Sure.
457 00:26:53 Unless, of course, you're a ventriloquist.
458 00:26:55 Fuck those guys.
459 00:26:57 You can always see their mouths moving.
460 00:26:58 You can what?
461 00:26:59 Ventriloquism, it doesn't work.
462 00:27:01 Sometimes.
463 00:27:02 Never.
464 00:27:05 Look at these idiots.
465 00:27:06 Join us!
466 00:27:10 All right. Well...
467 00:27:14 Goodbye.
468 00:27:15 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on.
469 00:27:16 What do you mean, goodbye?
470 00:27:18 This is Amelia's protest group.
471 00:27:21 She's in there somewhere, so have at it.
472 00:27:23 Wait. How do you know she's in there?
473 00:27:25 'Cause it's her protest group.She started it.
474 00:27:27 That's the hot tip I got yesterdaybefore you broke my arm.
475 00:27:30 Yeah, but she's holed up somewhere hiding.
476 00:27:32 What makes you think she's gonna be here?
477 00:27:35 - That's her protest group.- Stop saying that.
478 00:27:36 - I'd like to stop saying...- You said that.
479 00:27:38 - I hear it. It's her protest group.- I don't hear you hearing it.
480 00:27:40 Hey, Amelia?
481 00:27:43 - Amelia?- Amelia?
482 00:27:46 - She's not here.- She's here.
483 00:27:48 Amelia.
484 00:27:50 We can't talk to you.
485 00:27:52 Who said that?
486 00:27:54 We can't talk to you. We're dead.
487 00:27:57 No, I...
488 00:28:00 Yeah, I get it, you know.
489 00:28:02 Like it's very clever. I'm hip.
490 00:28:04 But this is actuallya really serious matter.
491 00:28:06 So is this. We've all been killed.
492 00:28:08 No, you haven't.
493 00:28:10 Fuck you, man. We're dead!
494 00:28:12 They can't talk to you, man. They're dead.
495 00:28:15 What's the protest about? Do you know?
496 00:28:18 Any of you know why you're protesting?
497 00:28:20 The air.
498 00:28:22 Air.
499 00:28:23 You're protesting the air?
500 00:28:25 The pollution.
501 00:28:26 The birds can't breathe.
502 00:28:28 So all of you diedbecause of the pollution?
503 00:28:30 Right.
504 00:28:32 What about the gas masks?They didn't save you?
505 00:28:37 This is fucking... All right.
506 00:28:41 - Fucker.- Sorry.
507 00:28:42 I thought you were dead.
508 00:28:44 Look, Amelia, we know you're here,so this is very...
509 00:28:49 Hey, dickhead. She's not here.
510 00:28:51 She's not herebecause of her boyfriend.
511 00:28:54 Her boyfriend died,like, really died, like, three days ago.
512 00:28:57 - Her boyfriend died?- Yeah.
513 00:28:59 So where is she?
514 00:29:00 Sorry, can't help you. We're dead.
515 00:29:02 God damn it.
516 00:29:04 All right, which one of you cock and ballswants to make 20 bucks, huh?
517 00:29:20 Up here, Chet?
518 00:29:21 Yeah, make a left here.
519 00:29:24 It's here. Just pull over.
520 00:29:27 It's right here. On the left.
521 00:29:30 Right... Look. Left.
522 00:29:33 Right here.
523 00:29:36 This is Dean's house.
524 00:29:38 Amelia's boyfriend, Dean.
525 00:29:39 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
526 00:29:42 I know, it's crazy.
527 00:29:44 What the fuck is this, Chet?
528 00:29:51 This place looks so much bigger now.
529 00:29:53 Do you even really know Amelia, Chet?
530 00:29:56 Uh, yeah, well, like kind of likemainly through Dean.
531 00:29:59 Dean was a filmmaker. Um...
532 00:30:02 Kind of like experimental kindsof films. Um...
533 00:30:05 That's actually like kind of how we met,'cause I'm kind of in the business myself.
534 00:30:09 Huh? What do you do?
535 00:30:11 Projectionalist.
536 00:30:13 Yeah, anyway, um, Dean had
537 00:30:15 this whole room,like, filled with film stock.
538 00:30:17 One day it just went up,you know...
539 00:30:20 And, uh, yeah, it cost the guyhis life and his life's work.
540 00:30:25 So, kind of, I don't know,kind of makes you think, right?
541 00:30:28 Not really, Chet.
542 00:30:31 Hey, kid. Kid.
543 00:30:33 What?
544 00:30:35 You know the guy who lived here?
545 00:30:37 Maybe. What's it to you?
546 00:30:39 Hey, he'll give you $20 if you answer.
547 00:30:41 I didn't say that.
548 00:30:42 20 bucks, man, or you can blow.
549 00:30:45 Wow.
550 00:30:48 Thank you.
551 00:30:50 Yeah, I knew the dude.
552 00:30:53 Filmmaker dude.
553 00:30:55 Saw him making a film last month.
554 00:30:57 Experimental films, right?
555 00:30:59 I guess. More like a nudie film.
556 00:31:02 Did you see a girlabout 5'8", dark hair, named Amelia?
557 00:31:05 Nope.
558 00:31:07 - Saw that famous chick.- What famous chick?
559 00:31:09 Dead one. Porn star. Misty something.
560 00:31:11 - You saw Misty Mountains here?- Yeah.
561 00:31:13 Talked to the producer.
562 00:31:16 No, his name was Sid... Sid Hatrack. Yeah.
563 00:31:20 Nobody's name is Hatrack.
564 00:31:22 Whatever. Tried to get a job.
565 00:31:24 I offered to show my dick'cause I got a big dick.
566 00:31:29 - Oh, right.- Yeah.
567 00:31:31 Well, that's very nice.
568 00:31:33 Yeah.
569 00:31:34 You sure you didn't see another girl?
570 00:31:36 Nope. You guys wanna see my dick?
571 00:31:38 Nobody wants to see your dick, dude.
572 00:31:42 - Twenty bucks?- We already paid you 20...
573 00:31:44 What am I saying?
574 00:31:45 Oh, all right.
575 00:31:48 Fags!
576 00:31:51 Hey, kid.
577 00:31:53 What?
578 00:31:54 What was the name of that film?
579 00:31:59 I don't know. Uh...
580 00:32:01 How Do You Like My Car, Big Boy?
581 00:32:02 There it is.
582 00:32:10 "Do you wanna see my dick?" Unbelievable.
583 00:32:14 This is what I'm talking about.
584 00:32:15 It's over.
585 00:32:17 The days of ladies and gentlemen are over.
586 00:32:18 This is what Holly'slooking down the barrel of.
587 00:32:20 This is what she's dealing with,the fucking Chets and that idiot.
588 00:32:25 Well, one thing we know for sure,something funny's going on.
589 00:32:28 No, there's not. No.
590 00:32:30 A guy burned up. It happens.
591 00:32:31 It happened three days ago,
592 00:32:33 the exact same dayAmelia fell off my radar.
593 00:32:36 Your radar?
594 00:32:39 Let me tell you what two daysof detective work looks like, okay?
595 00:32:42 You drive around like an asshole.
596 00:32:44 You're gonna spend half the time
597 00:32:45 interviewing the fucking Chetsof the world.
598 00:32:47 You spend the other half tryingto translate fuckwit to English.
599 00:32:50 And when it's over,the only thing that's changed
600 00:32:52 is that the sun went down twice.
601 00:32:54 And nothing ever works out,is that what you're trying to say?
602 00:32:56 Never.
603 00:32:57 But you get paid.
604 00:32:59 Sometimes.
605 00:33:01 Hey.
606 00:33:03 Son of a bitch.
607 00:33:05 Hatrack.
608 00:33:06 What?
609 00:33:07 Hatrack. Look at that.
610 00:33:09 What?
611 00:33:13 Sid Shattuck. Who's that?
612 00:33:15 Savage Sid, the porn king.
613 00:33:17 Well, he didn't burn up,so let's go talk to him.
614 00:33:20 I said I'd like to speakto Sid personally.
615 00:33:23 I'm asking after a friend of ours, Amelia.
616 00:33:28 I'm an old friend.
617 00:33:29 Why don't we invite him in?
618 00:33:31 No animals in the house, sweetheart.
619 00:33:34 Yeah, I'm here.
620 00:33:36 Say that again.
621 00:33:38 Okay. Thank you very much.
622 00:33:41 Is that the number you gotfor Sid Shattuck?
623 00:33:44 Yeah. Can you hang this up?
624 00:33:49 They're getting ready for a partyand I asked about Amelia
625 00:33:52 and they said she'd be right back.
626 00:33:53 Back? Like she's been staying there?
627 00:33:56 Yeah.
628 00:33:57 - So you found her?- Maybe.
629 00:34:00 Can you stay at one of your friends?
630 00:34:03 I can stay with Jessica, but...
631 00:34:05 - You're going to a party?- No.
632 00:34:06 I'm going to a big party. Jacket.
633 00:34:13 Sweetheart, it's a job. I gotta take it.
634 00:34:16 If I don't, we won't get to livein such a nice house.
635 00:34:19 I hate this house.
636 00:34:20 We're not even supposed to be here.
637 00:34:23 - Go to Janet's.- Jessica's.
638 00:34:25 - Which one's she?- The one with the brown hair.
639 00:34:27 Glass eye?
640 00:34:29 The one that you like.
641 00:34:30 And like the Hitler-stache?
642 00:34:40 I'm friends with a cop, you know.
643 00:34:43 Is that so?
644 00:34:44 He likes my dad a lot, too.
645 00:34:46 Maybe they should get married.
646 00:34:55 So, you know the old lady, right?
647 00:34:57 Did you believe her?
648 00:34:58 What about?
649 00:34:59 When she said she sawMisty alive that night,
650 00:35:01 did you believe her?
651 00:35:02 God, no.
652 00:35:04 - She's blind as a bat.- Uh-huh.
653 00:35:06 She has actual coke bottles for glasses.
654 00:35:09 You paint a mustacheon a Volkswagen, she says,
655 00:35:11 "Boy, that Omar Sharif sure runs fast."
656 00:35:35 Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
657 00:35:38 All I told him was thatif you want me to do that,
658 00:35:40 then don't eat the asparagus.
659 00:35:42 Why?
660 00:35:52 I know what you're gonna say,but since I'm already here,
661 00:35:55 you might as welltake me in with you, right?
662 00:36:03 Um, I can't take your car like that.
663 00:36:08 - Stop it.- What?
664 00:36:09 Stop it. Stop it. Dad.
665 00:36:12 Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.
666 00:36:14 Sweetheart, how many timeshave I told you?
667 00:36:16 Don't say "and stuff."
668 00:36:17 Just say, "Dad, there are whores here."
669 00:36:19 Well, there's like a ton.Wait. No. I can help you.
670 00:36:23 Seriously? I came all this way.
671 00:36:24 I love you.
672 00:36:48 It's not my nose that grows.
673 00:36:58 Whoa. Well, we know Mary Jane turned up.
674 00:37:01 Who's that?
675 00:37:02 Mary Jane. Marijuana. Pot.
676 00:37:05 Place reeks of it. They're smoking it.
677 00:37:06 - Oh, yeah. I can't smell.- What?
678 00:37:10 I got hit in the head a while back.
679 00:37:11 I lost my sense of smell.
680 00:37:14 You can't smell?
681 00:37:17 - Yeah.- Wow.
682 00:37:18 You're a detective who can't smell?
683 00:37:19 Yeah.
684 00:37:20 Oh, this just keeps gettingbetter and better.
685 00:37:23 Wow, that's really insensitive.
686 00:37:29 Look, if Amelia doesn't show,
687 00:37:31 we still got Shattuck, right?
688 00:37:33 But if things get rough, I'm injured.
689 00:37:36 - So you're gonna have to handle it.- Right.
690 00:37:38 Well, you know, blind his son,or, you know, whatever it is.
691 00:37:40 You work your magic. Where you going?
692 00:37:41 I think this is gonna work better,faster, if we split up.
693 00:37:44 - Okay?- What?
694 00:37:45 You see a guy with a blue face,you come and find me.
695 00:37:50 You wanna smoke?
696 00:37:55 Drink?
697 00:37:57 No, I...
698 00:38:20 Hey, uh... Sorry.
699 00:38:26 It's the killer bees.
700 00:38:28 That's what you gotta worry about.
701 00:38:29 You know why they call themkiller bees, don't you?
702 00:38:31 'Cause they'll kill you.
703 00:38:33 Good point.
704 00:38:38 - Excuse me.- Hello, handsome.
705 00:38:40 You, uh, seem to have a verygood vantage point up there.
706 00:38:43 - I lost my sister.- Yeah.
707 00:38:45 She's got dark hair, your height.
708 00:38:47 She's wearing clothes, but...
709 00:38:48 Come on, baby, keep dancing!
710 00:38:50 Answers to Amelia.
711 00:38:51 Hey. You want another drink?
712 00:38:53 Just leave the girl alone.
713 00:39:20 - Hi, everyone.- Hey.
714 00:39:21 I'm Amelia. She's about dark hair.
715 00:39:23 Answers to the call of the wild.
716 00:39:28 - I'm just kidding.- What?
717 00:39:29 I forgot her name,but, you know, if you see you,
718 00:39:31 just if you see,let me know and tell me my name.
719 00:40:01 - Sorry.- Thank you.
720 00:40:02 - You want a drink?- No, thanks.
721 00:40:17 Ow!
722 00:40:27 Holly. Hey, hey.
723 00:40:29 I don't think you should be watching this.
724 00:40:31 What's it to you, idiot?Move. You're in my way.
725 00:40:36 Listen, dickweed,that little girl's a minor.
726 00:40:39 Where do you get off showingher stuff like this anyway?
727 00:40:41 He's not showing it to me.
728 00:40:43 She put it on.
729 00:40:45 Well, she shouldn't bewatching stuff like this either.
730 00:40:47 Watching it?
731 00:40:49 Man, I'm in it.
732 00:40:53 Oh, right. Look, go home, right?
733 00:40:56 Your dad told you to go home. Go home.
734 00:41:00 By the way, I'm supposedto meet someone here.
735 00:41:03 Do you by any chanceknow a girl named Amelia?
736 00:41:06 I think she did a film with Sid Shattuck.
737 00:41:09 Don't know her, but Sid's gross.
738 00:41:11 He told me this one chickwas his sister, right,
739 00:41:13 and then a few days laterI walk in on them
740 00:41:16 and they're all doing anal and stuff.
741 00:41:20 Don't say, "and stuff."
742 00:41:22 Just say, "They're doing anal."
743 00:41:29 Hey, Pocahontas!
744 00:41:41 Hey.
745 00:41:42 I'm a cowboy.
746 00:41:43 And you?
747 00:41:45 Pocahontas.
748 00:41:47 What do you do?
749 00:41:48 - I do a little bit of acting.- Me, too.
750 00:41:51 - Hey, shoot me.- What?
751 00:41:52 Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me.Fucking shoot me.
752 00:41:54 Bang!
753 00:41:55 That's pretty good.
754 00:41:57 - Bang!- Oh.
755 00:41:58 Bang!
756 00:42:07 Son of a...
757 00:42:15 Whoo! That was great!
758 00:42:27 Shit.
759 00:42:30 Shit!
760 00:42:33 My fucking gun.
761 00:42:40 Jesus.
762 00:42:43 You scared me.
763 00:42:48 Do I know you?
764 00:42:51 I'm not gonna hurt you.
765 00:42:53 No, I'm just looking for my gun.
766 00:42:56 So...
767 00:43:09 I got it!
768 00:43:13 So...
769 00:43:19 There you go, March.
770 00:43:21 March, March, he's our man.If he can't do it, no one can.
771 00:43:27 March.
772 00:44:03 March!
773 00:44:06 March!
774 00:44:32 Healy. Healy!
775 00:44:35 Healy!
776 00:44:37 Healy!
777 00:44:39 Healy!
778 00:44:43 Come on! Come down here!
779 00:44:44 What the fuck are you doing down there?
780 00:44:47 Get down here!
781 00:44:51 - Healy!- It's all right, man.
782 00:44:53 What?
783 00:44:54 Oh, fuck.
784 00:44:55 - I'm gonna be sick, throw up.- Oh!
785 00:44:58 Who the fuck is that?
786 00:45:10 It's Sid Shattuck.
787 00:45:13 - That's Sid Shattuck.- Don't tell me that.
788 00:45:16 Oh, no. Shit!
789 00:45:18 - What's going on?- Shit!
790 00:45:20 Everybody workedon this Amelia flick, right?
791 00:45:23 The boyfriend, then Misty,
792 00:45:25 now Sid. They're all dead.
793 00:45:28 Before we go solvingthe crime of the century,
794 00:45:30 let's deal withthe fucking rotting corpse.
795 00:45:33 What the fuckare we gonna do with this guy?
796 00:45:34 - We gotta get rid of him.- Why?
797 00:45:35 I lost my gun.
798 00:45:36 There was a girl. She can place me.
799 00:45:39 All right, we got a plan.
800 00:45:41 We'll throw up, we'll get rid of the body.
801 00:45:44 Right.
802 00:45:48 Hey.
803 00:45:50 Hi.
804 00:45:51 Are you the one who's beenasking about Amelia?
805 00:45:54 Uh, I may have said something.
806 00:45:56 What do you want with her?
807 00:45:58 Um, she's my sister, see.
808 00:46:01 Yeah, um, I need to warn her.
809 00:46:02 Two freaky guys were coming around.
810 00:46:05 They were all like,"Where is she? Where is she?"
811 00:46:08 It scared me kinda.
812 00:46:10 Well, you seem like a decent kid.
813 00:46:12 I'll take you to her.
814 00:46:14 - Come on.- Okay.
815 00:46:15 What I can't figure out is how you saw himfrom all the way up there.
816 00:46:20 You didn't fall downthe fucking hill, did you?
817 00:46:24 Did you fall down the hill?
818 00:46:25 I had, like, two, three drinks, tops.
819 00:46:27 Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.
820 00:46:29 Oh, excuse me. I'm carrying a dead bodyand I have his schwantz in my face.
821 00:46:31 So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.
822 00:46:34 You can't even say Baryshnikov.
823 00:46:36 You did, didn't you?
824 00:46:37 You fell down that fucking hill.
825 00:46:39 You get drunk, you lose your gun,
826 00:46:41 you take a header off the balcony,and now you're gonna tell me
827 00:46:44 it's like a hallowed,time-honored detective ploy, right?
828 00:46:48 It was very slippery up there, okay?
829 00:46:49 I was in the pool.
830 00:46:51 - You were in the pool?- Yeah.
831 00:46:53 Why?
832 00:46:54 I had to question the mermaids.
833 00:46:56 What were you doing while I was working?
834 00:47:00 - Thank you.- Let's get rid of this guy.
835 00:47:02 Oh, God.
836 00:47:12 Oh, God! My leg! My leg!
837 00:47:14 What is that?
838 00:47:16 Run.
839 00:47:19 Hop in back, sweetie.
840 00:47:22 This one says she's Amelia's sister.
841 00:47:29 Is that a fact?
842 00:47:33 Good times.
843 00:47:36 I... There's someone out looking for me.
844 00:47:38 - Really?- Yeah. I...
845 00:47:39 Hey, hey, hey. No. Don't touch that.
846 00:47:47 Hey. Why didn't you watch my movie?
847 00:47:49 - Hey, goodbye.- Come and watch with me.
848 00:47:51 - Have a great night.- Come on. It's still playing.
849 00:47:53 Have a great night. Bye.
850 00:48:38 Excuse me, excuse me.
851 00:48:39 - I need to go right now.- Don't touch...
852 00:48:41 Get away from me!
853 00:48:42 I need my keys. I need my car.
854 00:48:43 Hurry.
855 00:48:45 Don't fucking move.
856 00:48:47 Hurry. I need my keys.
857 00:48:50 Hello? Please! Hurry, hurry.
858 00:48:53 Now!
859 00:49:01 Fuck! Motherfucker, my fucking hand!
860 00:49:04 Amelia! Run!
861 00:49:19 Drive the fucking car!
862 00:49:29 Hey, man.
863 00:49:30 The girl in your trunk,she was in that car.
864 00:49:42 Johnny's car!
865 00:49:43 Hey, man,what are you doing with my car?
866 00:49:45 That's Johnny's car!
867 00:50:02 Motherfucker!
868 00:50:11 Oh, shit.
869 00:50:26 I swear to God, you get up,I'll shoot you in the cock.
870 00:50:30 I can pay you.
871 00:50:33 Trying to negotiate with me?
872 00:50:35 You'll never see me again.
873 00:50:38 Where are you gonna be?
874 00:50:40 Michigan.
875 00:50:42 Michigan works.
876 00:51:24 You okay? Does the car still go?
877 00:51:27 Well, stop fucking around. Come on!
878 00:51:38 Fuck!
879 00:51:42 Freeze!
880 00:51:44 You guys are fast.
881 00:51:46 Whoo!
882 00:51:48 There's a...
883 00:51:56 Holy shit!
884 00:52:01 - Come on.- Wait, wait.
885 00:52:03 What the hell are you doing?
886 00:52:05 He's hurt. We need to help him.
887 00:52:06 Are you crazy? Stay away from him!
888 00:52:09 Just hang on. We need to help him.
889 00:52:32 It's okay.
890 00:52:33 You're gonna be all right.
891 00:52:36 I'll get help.
892 00:52:38 It's all right.
893 00:52:42 A car hit him. We need an ambulance.
894 00:52:45 Holly, go and seeif you can flag somebody down.
895 00:52:48 He's in a bad way.
896 00:52:58 You.
897 00:53:00 Yeah, me.
898 00:53:05 You ever hear of John Boy?
899 00:53:08 By now he's heard of you.
900 00:53:12 They're flying him in.
901 00:53:16 Now he's gonna kill that private cop
902 00:53:19 and his whole fucking family.
903 00:53:22 And then he's gonna come for you.
904 00:53:25 You ain't got long to live.
905 00:53:29 Well, buddy,
906 00:53:33 none of us do.
907 00:53:47 Healy, there's no one here.
908 00:53:49 He didn't make it.
909 00:54:13 - Are you okay?- Yeah.
910 00:54:26 And that'll be the cops.
911 00:54:28 Okay, Holly...
912 00:54:29 What do you want meto do with them?
913 00:54:31 Look, pal, you already got our statements.
914 00:54:33 Can I go see my daughter now?
915 00:54:34 Sir, I was told to keep you here,so I'm keeping you here.
916 00:54:37 Just following orders.
917 00:54:39 You know who else wasjust following orders? Hitler.
918 00:54:44 Officer.
919 00:54:48 You're Mr. March, I think.
920 00:54:50 And you are...Wait, I know you.
921 00:54:52 You're the guy.The diner guy, right?
922 00:54:56 From last year, right?
923 00:54:58 Yeah.
924 00:54:59 Yeah. My name is Tally.
925 00:55:01 If you'll follow me,my boss would like a word. Please.
926 00:55:07 I'm sorry. The diner guy?
927 00:55:11 I'll tell you later. Don't worry about it.
928 00:55:16 How do you do?
929 00:55:18 About this good most of the time.
930 00:55:20 My name is Judith Kuttner.
931 00:55:23 I work for the Department of Justice.
932 00:55:25 Okay. Well, that explainsbasically nothing.
933 00:55:28 I'm Amelia's mother.
934 00:55:34 Holly, are you still frowning?
935 00:55:37 What's in my hand?
936 00:55:39 What?
937 00:55:42 I know how you do that.
938 00:55:45 Hello.
939 00:55:47 Sit.
940 00:55:49 First of all, I wanna say thank you.
941 00:55:52 We've been watching interviews
942 00:55:53 and it sounds likeyou might have saved my daughter's life.
943 00:55:56 That was mostly Holly.
944 00:55:59 - His daughter.- It's genetics.
945 00:56:03 Would you like a mint?
946 00:56:07 Uh, yeah.
947 00:56:09 I need your help.
948 00:56:11 But I wanna know if I can trust you.
949 00:56:14 I'm kinda getting the idea that, you know,you might not have much choice.
950 00:56:19 Well, my situation is very delicate.
951 00:56:21 Hey, that's where I knowyou from, right? The TV.
952 00:56:24 You're prosecuting that car company thing.
953 00:56:27 The lawsuit for the catalytic converter.
954 00:56:29 Yes. That's half my day.
955 00:56:31 The other half I spend on pornography.
956 00:56:35 - Hmm.- What kind? Like which films?
957 00:56:37 - What's your favorite?- No, no.
958 00:56:39 Uh, anti. Anti-porn.
959 00:56:42 - Right.- Like a crusader.
960 00:56:43 Should I be writing this down?
961 00:56:45 Yeah, write it down.
962 00:56:47 The Vegas mob is trying tospread its porn operation
963 00:56:51 to Hollywood Boulevard.
964 00:56:53 And I'm doingeverything I can to stop it.
965 00:56:55 Thank you.
966 00:56:58 Porn is bad.
967 00:57:00 Something I don't understand.Your daughter,
968 00:57:02 she did a film with Sid Shattuck.
969 00:57:04 Now, why would she do thatwhen she knows that's just gonna be
970 00:57:07 extremely professionallyembarrassing for you?
971 00:57:09 'Cause she wanted to. She lashes out.
972 00:57:11 We have a difficult relationship.
973 00:57:13 Mothers and daughters, it's tough.
974 00:57:15 But there's no film, not anymore.
975 00:57:17 There was a fire.
976 00:57:19 Um...
977 00:57:20 - A friend of Amelia's, he...- Dean.
978 00:57:24 Yeah, we went to his house.
979 00:57:25 Well, what's left of his house.
980 00:57:26 Mrs. Kuttner, why do you thinkeveryone involved with this film is dying?
981 00:57:30 I have no idea, Mr. March.
982 00:57:32 I wish I did.
983 00:57:34 I only know that Amelia's in danger.
984 00:57:37 Why don't you put herin protective custody?
985 00:57:38 I mean, after tonightshe's probably very scared.
986 00:57:41 She might wanna be at home.
987 00:57:44 She doesn't trust me.
988 00:57:46 She thinks I am the government.
989 00:57:49 She thinks I'm behind all of this.
990 00:57:51 Somewhere she's out thereand she won't call home
991 00:57:55 because she thinksher mother's going to have her killed.
992 00:58:01 Here. You wanna use that?
993 00:58:03 No, thank you.
994 00:58:07 I wanna hire you both.
995 00:58:08 Please, find her, protect her.
996 00:58:12 Okay, you can hire us,but we're not cheap.
997 00:58:15 This is very intensive workand something like this,
998 00:58:19 I'd say couldn't do itfor less than $5,000.
999 00:58:25 Okay.
1000 00:58:31 Yes, I got it.
1001 00:58:32 Okay, I gotta get mine now.
1002 00:58:36 Can I take this?
1003 00:58:37 Fine.
1004 00:58:38 Does Tally have one of...Shall we have hers as well?
1005 00:58:42 Just in case you're not...
1006 00:58:44 You know, we needto get in touch with somebody.
1007 00:59:02 So what's this?
1008 00:59:04 World's biggest ashtray?
1009 00:59:06 Fuck it, it's... It's a rental.
1010 00:59:11 We're only here until werebuild the old place anyway.
1011 00:59:13 Rebuild?
1012 00:59:15 Yeah.
1013 00:59:16 It burned down.
1014 00:59:21 Hey, you know, something'sactually bugging me.
1015 00:59:23 I found this in Shattuck's office.
1016 00:59:28 What is that, a pig?
1017 00:59:30 - No, it's a pink cow.- Oh, it's a cow.
1018 00:59:32 When Amelia gave me your address,
1019 00:59:35 she gave it to meon a piece of paper like this,
1020 00:59:36 handwriting like that.
1021 00:59:37 - I think you're onto something.- Mmm-hmm.
1022 00:59:39 Can we talk about it tomorrow afternoon?
1023 00:59:43 Yeah, we can do that.
1024 00:59:45 Thanks.
1025 00:59:50 Hey, aren't you that diner guy?
1026 00:59:54 Come on, come on, come on,come on, come on.
1027 00:59:55 I gotta know.
1028 00:59:56 I don't wanna get into it right now.
1029 00:59:58 You gotta get into it.
1030 00:59:59 I gotta know. You're the diner guy.
1031 01:00:03 - All right.- Yes.
1032 01:00:05 - All right, about a year ago...- Yes.
1033 01:00:08 ...I was at a diner in Hollywood
1034 01:00:09 and this asshole with a shotgunstarted threatening people.
1035 01:00:12 I love it.
1036 01:00:13 It's the best story I've ever heard.
1037 01:00:15 So I did something about it.
1038 01:00:17 I acted.
1039 01:00:18 I didn't plan to, I didn't, you know.
1040 01:00:21 I just did it.
1041 01:00:23 I took that guy out.
1042 01:00:28 I didn't even get paid for it.
1043 01:00:32 So I ended up
1044 01:00:33 with a bullet in the bicepand 500 bucks of hospital bills.
1045 01:00:35 It was stupid, really.
1046 01:00:39 When I think about it,
1047 01:00:43 it was the best day of my life.
1048 01:00:52 Just for a moment I felt useful.
1049 01:00:55 All right.
1050 01:01:12 "Had Mademoiselle Blanchebeen in England before?
1051 01:01:16 "What part of France did she come from?
1052 01:01:18 "Mademoiselle Blanchereplied politely but with reserve."
1053 01:01:25 Hey.
1054 01:01:26 Hey.
1055 01:01:30 You've got your foot in the toilet.
1056 01:01:32 I have?
1057 01:01:35 Now you're getting the carpet all wet.
1058 01:01:40 Was this your room?
1059 01:01:41 No, it was Mom and Dad's.
1060 01:01:45 Your dad tells me you're rebuilding.
1061 01:01:47 Does it look rebuilt to you?
1062 01:01:49 Not especially.
1063 01:01:52 Dad barely ever comes here.He feels guilty, I guess.
1064 01:01:56 Because?
1065 01:01:58 Hmm?
1066 01:01:59 Oh, the fire.
1067 01:02:03 Mom kept on complainingabout a leak in the furnace,
1068 01:02:05 but Dad, you know,he's got his nose thing,
1069 01:02:10 so he couldn't smell the gas.
1070 01:02:15 Anyways, I should probablyget back to my book.
1071 01:02:20 All right.
1072 01:02:27 Mr. Healy?
1073 01:02:31 Are you a bad person?
1074 01:02:36 What did you do to that man tonight?
1075 01:02:41 Did you kill him?
1076 01:02:45 Of course not.
1077 01:02:49 That's good.
1078 01:02:52 I knew you couldn'tdo something like that.
1079 01:02:58 Don't stay up too late, all right?
1080 01:03:31 Shit.
1081 01:03:33 I didn't know what time you'd get here.
1082 01:03:34 You said afternoon.
1083 01:03:36 Well, uh, we were at the bankgetting your money.
1084 01:03:41 There it is, half,minus a few 100, you know,
1085 01:03:45 for, uh, that car that we crashed.
1086 01:03:47 I thought you'd wanna chip in for that.
1087 01:03:49 Sure.
1088 01:03:51 What do you think?
1089 01:03:53 - It's purple.- It's maroon.
1090 01:03:57 We stopped at a bar.That's why we're late.
1091 01:04:02 So, Amelia's note.
1092 01:04:04 Burbank Airport. Western flight D.
1093 01:04:08 I figure she's trying to skip town.
1094 01:04:10 How do you wanna do this?
1095 01:04:12 I don't know. I say we waita couple of days, call Kuttner
1096 01:04:15 and see if we can squeezea second instalment out of her.
1097 01:04:19 A second instalment?
1098 01:04:21 You don't wanna call too soon.
1099 01:04:23 Gotta act like you're onto something,like you've been working hard.
1100 01:04:27 Then, day three, ask for more money.
1101 01:04:32 Well, she's putting a negative spin on it,but, yeah, that's the idea.
1102 01:04:35 Kuttner paid us. Me.
1103 01:04:37 She paid me to do a job, right?
1104 01:04:39 - I'm not gonna lie to her.- I respect that.
1105 01:04:41 That's why I'll lie to her.
1106 01:04:43 Hey, I shelled out 400 bucksfor a detective.
1107 01:04:47 Someone who finds clues, huh?
1108 01:04:50 I found Sid Shattuck's corpse, didn't I?
1109 01:04:53 Found it?
1110 01:04:55 You fell on it!
1111 01:04:57 I guess I don't understandwhy we're not celebrating.
1112 01:05:00 I mean, we just got paid.
1113 01:05:02 We're all having a drink in the afternoon.
1114 01:05:08 What?
1115 01:05:09 Forget about it, all right?
1116 01:05:13 Oh, would you just...
1117 01:05:14 Would you hold on for a goddamn second?
1118 01:05:17 You're the world's worst detective.
1119 01:05:20 - I'm the worst?- Yeah.
1120 01:05:22 The world's worst?
1121 01:05:24 Didn't you hear me the first time?
1122 01:05:26 Got a cool ad, though.
1123 01:05:28 So...
1124 01:05:31 Why do you have to be such a fuck-up, huh?
1125 01:05:33 You go around and you drinkand you lie and stuff and people hate you!
1126 01:05:37 Sweetheart, don't say, "and stuff."Just say...
1127 01:05:39 I hate you!
1128 01:05:42 That works.
1129 01:05:45 I'll find the girl myself.
1130 01:05:47 You're gonna find her yourself. Okay.
1131 01:05:48 Well, say hi to her when you do.
1132 01:05:50 I will.
1133 01:05:51 'Course, you're not gonnafind her at the airport,
1134 01:05:53 seeing as how it's not a flight.
1135 01:05:58 - Did he stop?- Yeah.
1136 01:06:01 Your note, look at it. It's not a flight.
1137 01:06:04 Every airport hasan overflight curfew from 10:00 to 6:00,
1138 01:06:08 Burbank included.
1139 01:06:09 And that top number is today's datebut reversed like the European way,
1140 01:06:13 which makes sense when you look at FLTand you think it's not "flight,"
1141 01:06:17 it's probably "flat," like apartment.
1142 01:06:21 And Burbank APT West?
1143 01:06:24 Burbank Apartments West.
1144 01:06:27 It's a dump. Fuck it, I'll show you.
1145 01:06:30 Holly, go to Janet's this time.
1146 01:06:32 - But for real.- Jessica's.
1147 01:06:33 Jessica's. We've gotta go to work.
1148 01:06:36 - Do you want your keys?- I'm driving.
1149 01:06:56 Excuse me.
1150 01:06:59 We're looking for the Burbank Apartments.
1151 01:07:01 Oh, they're gone.
1152 01:07:03 Tore them babies down, um,going on about two years now.
1153 01:07:14 To the airport, then?
1154 01:07:18 Well, they used to havean overflight curfew.
1155 01:07:19 It's all right. It's all right. It's okay.
1156 01:07:21 - They did.- Yeah.
1157 01:07:22 And they still shouldif they changed them.
1158 01:07:23 They should, they should change them back.
1159 01:07:32 - Pull over.- What?
1160 01:07:33 - Pull over.- Hey, what the fuck?
1161 01:07:38 The Western Hotel.
1162 01:07:41 The Burbank Airport Western Hotel.
1163 01:07:44 She's meeting somebody.
1164 01:07:47 Okay.
1165 01:07:54 Evening. What can I get you?
1166 01:07:56 Information.Have you seen this girl?
1167 01:07:59 She probably came inin the last half hour.
1168 01:08:02 Hey, I just work here.
1169 01:08:04 Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.That's why I'm asking you.
1170 01:08:06 Hmm. Memory gets a little foggy, you know.
1171 01:08:09 What's in it for me?
1172 01:08:11 He'll stop doing it.
1173 01:08:12 Doing what?
1174 01:08:15 Ow!
1175 01:08:16 - That.- Fuck!
1176 01:08:18 Now, we can do thisthe easy way, or we can...
1177 01:08:22 We're currently doing it the easy way.
1178 01:08:24 Okay. Jesus.
1179 01:08:27 The penthouse.
1180 01:08:28 She's in the penthouse, top floor.
1181 01:08:31 - Are you happy?- Yeah.
1182 01:08:32 Guys, listen.
1183 01:08:34 You don't go up there,all right? Trust me.
1184 01:08:37 These New York guys are up there.
1185 01:08:39 Uh, business guys.
1186 01:08:41 They got fucking bodyguards.
1187 01:08:43 Kind of had their balls removed.
1188 01:08:44 What's that called? Huh?
1189 01:08:45 Marriage?
1190 01:08:48 Yeah. Uh...
1191 01:08:50 Just chill here, you know.She's gotta come back down.
1192 01:08:54 Have a couple of cold ones on me?
1193 01:08:56 Oh, not for me.
1194 01:08:57 He makesa strong argument, though.
1195 01:08:58 You see? Reasonable. Very reasonable.
1196 01:09:00 Now, your buddy,
1197 01:09:02 that was the problem,he wasn't reasonable.
1198 01:09:04 Our buddy?
1199 01:09:05 Yeah, we don't have friends.
1200 01:09:06 The other guy looking for Amelia,he wasn't with you?
1201 01:09:09 Where'd he go?
1202 01:09:10 Got in the elevatorright before you guys came in.
1203 01:09:12 Did you get a name?
1204 01:09:14 John something.
1205 01:09:16 Did you actually witness himgetting into the elevator?
1206 01:09:17 No, it was told to meby a wise old Indian.
1207 01:09:20 Of course I fucking witnessed it.
1208 01:09:22 - Right.- What the hell's going on?
1209 01:09:24 Oh, it just makes sense.
1210 01:09:25 - It connects up.- What makes sense?
1211 01:09:27 John Boy. Oh, just somethingthat Blueface mentioned, yeah.
1212 01:09:30 What do you mean, he mentioned?
1213 01:09:31 Mentioned how?
1214 01:09:33 Oh, you know, he...
1215 01:09:34 "There's a guy coming to kill you."
1216 01:09:36 That kind of crap. Yeah.
1217 01:09:38 We should probably just stay here.
1218 01:09:41 Smart move.
1219 01:09:44 Unless, of course, he's up therekilling her right now.
1220 01:09:47 Nobody's getting killedat the Burbank Airport Hotel.
1221 01:09:50 Because?
1222 01:09:52 - That would be national news.- Yeah, so?
1223 01:09:54 Oh, so when's the last timeyou were on national news?
1224 01:09:56 - February.- Really?
1225 01:09:58 - Yeah.- For what?
1226 01:10:00 - I got shot, in a diner.- Where?
1227 01:10:02 In my arm. I told you this last night.
1228 01:10:06 We should call the cops.
1229 01:10:07 No. It'll take too long.
1230 01:10:09 I mean, she could die.
1231 01:10:10 You just saidit was the right move to stay down here.
1232 01:10:12 No, I said smart move. Different.
1233 01:10:31 Munich.
1234 01:10:34 What?
1235 01:10:35 A guy without his balls.
1236 01:10:39 It's a Munich.
1237 01:10:42 Munich is a city in Germany.
1238 01:10:45 München. Munich. Yeah.
1239 01:10:48 Right.
1240 01:10:51 Hitler only had one ball.
1241 01:10:55 All right, here we go.
1242 01:11:13 Hey! Whoa!
1243 01:11:40 Oh, shit.
1244 01:11:50 What are we doing?
1245 01:11:51 I can't just leave.
1246 01:11:53 Why?
1247 01:11:54 She's in danger, man.
1248 01:11:56 - We have to do something about it.- She's dead.
1249 01:11:58 - What do you mean, she's dead?- Come on!
1250 01:12:00 - She's not dead.- Open your eyes, man.
1251 01:12:01 You don't know that!
1252 01:12:02 - She's fucking dead!- You don't know she's...
1253 01:12:32 What are you doing here?
1254 01:12:34 Holy shit, you got her.
1255 01:12:35 You're supposed to be at Jessica's.
1256 01:12:37 Yeah, sorry, Mr. March.
1257 01:12:38 My sister kicked us out.She's having a guy over.
1258 01:12:41 Your sister's such a slut.
1259 01:12:42 Yeah, I know.
1260 01:12:47 Hello?
1261 01:12:49 Amelia.
1262 01:12:50 Should you shake her shoulder? Maybe...
1263 01:12:53 You know, my brother used to flick my ear.
1264 01:12:55 Like that. I hated that.
1265 01:12:56 - We shouldn't be violent.- You got a brother?
1266 01:12:57 - You could just hit her.- Yeah.
1267 01:12:58 - Really?- Like really hard.
1268 01:13:00 - I've got a family.- It's not practical.
1269 01:13:01 We probably shouldn't hit herif we want her to talk to us.
1270 01:13:04 It's okay.
1271 01:13:06 You were supposedto get those guys off of me.
1272 01:13:08 Do you know who they were?Do you know who sent them?
1273 01:13:09 Yeah. It was my mother.
1274 01:13:18 Would you mind startingfrom the top because...
1275 01:13:21 - Why? It doesn't matter.- I'm sorry, it doesn't matter?
1276 01:13:25 You just shot at us. I think it matters.
1277 01:13:27 Okay, okay. I made a film.
1278 01:13:29 I made a film with Dean, my boyfriend.
1279 01:13:31 And the idea wasthat we were gonna, you know,
1280 01:13:33 like make this experimental film,like an artistic film.
1281 01:13:39 - Porno film.- It's not a porno.
1282 01:13:45 Look, do you even know who my mother is?
1283 01:13:47 Yes, we do.
1284 01:13:48 We've actually met your mother.
1285 01:13:51 What did she tell you,that I'm crazy?
1286 01:13:52 That I was just lashing out?
1287 01:13:55 Something like that.She might have mentioned...
1288 01:13:56 Yeah, well, my mother is a criminal.
1289 01:14:00 She's one of them.
1290 01:14:01 Who's them? What's them?
1291 01:14:03 One of the insiders.
1292 01:14:04 One of the capitalist,corporate suppressors.
1293 01:14:08 You know, they want us dead, man!
1294 01:14:09 We're just in their crosshairs, you know!
1295 01:14:11 We're just pawns!
1296 01:14:12 Gosh.
1297 01:14:14 Ow.
1298 01:14:15 Hey.
1299 01:14:19 And what does thishave to do with the birds?
1300 01:14:21 Yeah.
1301 01:14:22 My mom's supposed to be workingfor the Justice Department, right?
1302 01:14:25 Sure, she's prosecutingthe catalytic converter case.
1303 01:14:27 Yeah, only she's not.She's not prosecuting it.
1304 01:14:30 The auto makers, she's gonna let 'em walk.
1305 01:14:33 - But they have the evidence.- Yes, they have evidence.
1306 01:14:35 They have memos proving that
1307 01:14:36 Detroit conspiredto suppress the converter,
1308 01:14:39 proving they would rather
1309 01:14:40 poison our air than spenda little bit of money.
1310 01:14:42 But my mom, she's gonna saythat's not enough.
1311 01:14:44 She's gonna lie because...Because she's on the take.
1312 01:14:46 Money again, right?Mammon, that's her god.
1313 01:14:49 That fascist crony...
1314 01:14:51 - Okay, okay.- ...bogart!
1315 01:14:52 All right, all right,just back up a little bit.
1316 01:14:57 Why not just go straight to the police?
1317 01:14:58 She is the police.
1318 01:15:00 She's the head of the Justice Department.
1319 01:15:02 You've got a point.
1320 01:15:03 Okay, or the newspaper?
1321 01:15:05 They all work together.
1322 01:15:06 God, have you been living under a rock?
1323 01:15:08 All right, so then your solutionwas you make a porn film.
1324 01:15:13 It's not a porno!
1325 01:15:15 You know, I have neighbors.
1326 01:15:16 - I made a statement.- Right.
1327 01:15:18 And yeah, yeah,my statement contained nudity.
1328 01:15:21 - Porno nudity.- Art.
1329 01:15:23 That's just the commercial element, okay?
1330 01:15:25 Okay? Sid said we had to have that.
1331 01:15:27 And the reality waswe were getting our message out there.
1332 01:15:30 And it was all in the film,
1333 01:15:32 names and dates and everything,everything that my mom was doing,
1334 01:15:36 and once it was out there,once it was in theaters,
1335 01:15:38 there's no way thatthey could suppress it.
1336 01:15:39 There's no waythat they could cover it up.
1337 01:15:42 So let me get this straight.
1338 01:15:44 You made a porno filmwhere the point was the plot?
1339 01:15:47 What's your hang-up, man?
1340 01:15:48 It's not the sex.
1341 01:15:50 It's what's in the story.
1342 01:15:52 My mom found out.
1343 01:15:57 She killed Dean and destroyed the film.
1344 01:16:00 Your mom killed Dean?
1345 01:16:01 Of course.
1346 01:16:04 She killed Misty, too.
1347 01:16:05 And Sid Shattuck?
1348 01:16:09 Yeah.
1349 01:16:10 Okay, so it's like Jack the Ripper
1350 01:16:11 and then your mom, basically.
1351 01:16:15 So what are you gonna do?
1352 01:16:16 I don't know.
1353 01:16:19 I'm just really tired, you know.
1354 01:16:23 Uh, all right, okay. So, uh, you...
1355 01:16:25 We're just gonna talk about it andwe'll think and you get some rest.
1356 01:16:29 Yeah, just get some rest.
1357 01:16:36 What do you think?
1358 01:16:38 I like her.
1359 01:16:40 I like her dress.
1360 01:16:41 It's a nice dress.
1361 01:16:42 But she's a loon.
1362 01:16:44 According to her,her mother's single-handedly
1363 01:16:46 gonna wipe out all of Western society.
1364 01:16:49 Well, yeah.
1365 01:16:51 However, there are peopletrying to kill her, right?
1366 01:16:55 - Like John Boy.- Who's John Boy?
1367 01:16:57 He's on The Waltons.
1368 01:16:59 No, different John Boy.
1369 01:17:01 Well, we think.
1370 01:17:02 Think, yeah. Pretty sure.
1371 01:17:04 Can't be sure, though. Yeah.
1372 01:17:07 Mr. March, I just got a call from Judith.
1373 01:17:11 She didn't explain herself.
1374 01:17:13 Said she needed $100,000 in cash.
1375 01:17:16 - $100,000? Why?- I don't know.
1376 01:17:18 I think she's involvedin something shady maybe.
1377 01:17:22 Well, her daughtercertainly seems to think so.
1378 01:17:24 What, Amelia? You found Amelia?
1379 01:17:26 Yes.
1380 01:17:28 She fell on our car.
1381 01:17:29 We were just talkingand she fell on our car.
1382 01:17:32 Anyway, she's here. You should come over.
1383 01:17:33 I'll send the family doctor.
1384 01:17:37 Okay, look,
1385 01:17:39 - Mr. March...- Holland, please.
1386 01:17:41 I've got a bad feeling about this.
1387 01:17:43 Would you be willingto carry the money for me?
1388 01:17:56 I wish I knew who to believe on this one.
1389 01:17:59 Well, the kid's a write-off,I'll tell you that much.
1390 01:18:03 Maybe they're both telling the truth.
1391 01:18:05 We're downstairs.
1392 01:18:08 She's coming down.
1393 01:18:12 What do you mean,they're both telling the truth?
1394 01:18:13 What the fuck does that mean?
1395 01:18:15 I got a friend, right?
1396 01:18:17 Secret Service. Worked the Nixon detail.
1397 01:18:19 This was afterthey threw him out of office.
1398 01:18:23 No. Anyway, you know,
1399 01:18:24 Nixon's driving aroundone day around San Clemente.
1400 01:18:26 Just him and a few agents.
1401 01:18:28 Yeah.
1402 01:18:29 And they come acrossthis car accident, right?
1403 01:18:31 There's a guy pinned under a car.
1404 01:18:34 Anyway, Nixon gets out,runs over to check on the guy,
1405 01:18:38 you know, leans down,and Nixon says to him,
1406 01:18:40 "You're gonna be okay, son.You're gonna be all right."
1407 01:18:43 And right then the guy dies.
1408 01:18:49 I don't get it.
1409 01:18:50 Think about itfrom that guy's point of view, okay?
1410 01:18:53 The guy who died.
1411 01:18:54 He's lying there on the ground,staring up at the sky, near death,
1412 01:18:57 and then former president,Richard Nixon, appears before him
1413 01:18:59 and tells him he's gonna be fine.
1414 01:19:01 Now, did he think that's normal, right,
1415 01:19:04 that before they die everybody sees Nixon?
1416 01:19:07 You're expecting an angeland you get Nixon.
1417 01:19:08 - Exactly. Right?- Yeah.
1418 01:19:10 It's the same situation,just a vastly different point of view.
1419 01:19:13 - So there's two ways to look at something.- Yeah.
1420 01:19:15 - That's the point of the story?- Yeah.
1421 01:19:17 - Yeah, just say that.- What?
1422 01:19:19 Well, you just lead me on thisepic fucking journey with this story
1423 01:19:21 and 10 minutes later the point is
1424 01:19:22 that there's two waysto look at something.
1425 01:19:24 Just... You could just say that.
1426 01:19:26 You didn't like that story?
1427 01:19:30 - That would be awful.- Wouldn't it, right?
1428 01:19:31 - Yeah.- It would suck, right?
1429 01:19:33 - Oh.- Hey.
1430 01:19:35 Thank God.
1431 01:19:36 $100,000. Packed it myself.
1432 01:19:39 Just...
1433 01:19:41 It's not common you findsuch nice people in the world.
1434 01:19:49 I'm sorry about him.
1435 01:19:50 He just wanted to come along.I don't know why.
1436 01:19:52 But I'll call you, you know,when we make the drop.
1437 01:19:57 Thank you.
1438 01:20:02 Are you nervous at all?
1439 01:20:04 Me? No.
1440 01:20:06 I got insurance.
1441 01:20:07 This baby right here.
1442 01:20:09 Is that an ankle gun?
1443 01:20:11 That is an ankle gun, yeah.
1444 01:20:12 - That's pretty sweet.- Uh-huh.
1445 01:20:16 I'm falling asleep at the wheel here, man.
1446 01:20:18 I'm gonna need you to drive.
1447 01:20:19 I'm gonna pull over up here.
1448 01:20:22 You don't have to pull over.The car can drive itself.
1449 01:20:26 What?
1450 01:20:28 Just take your hands off the wheel, man.
1451 01:20:41 Hmm.
1452 01:20:46 I didn't know it could do that.
1453 01:20:48 Where you been, man?
1454 01:20:52 Every car can do this.
1455 01:20:54 Yeah, March, where the fuckhave you been, man?
1456 01:20:57 Idiot. You didn't know that?
1457 01:21:00 You fly everywhere. You don't even drive.
1458 01:21:02 What do you know?
1459 01:21:03 He's got a point there, Bumble.
1460 01:21:05 Yeah, whatever.
1461 01:21:06 I used to fly all the time,but now the smog is just disgusting, man.
1462 01:21:10 It's just this pollutionis out of control.
1463 01:21:11 All the bees are riding aroundin cars these days.
1464 01:21:14 Wake up! Wake up!
1465 01:21:15 March! Wake up!
1466 01:21:17 March! Wake up!
1467 01:21:37 That's not money.
1468 01:21:41 Tally packed it herself. She said so.
1469 01:21:44 Why? Why would she send us offon some wild fucking goose chase?
1470 01:21:49 Amelia.
1471 01:21:58 - No, like The Waltons.- Yeah?
1472 01:22:01 Yeah, on TV.
1473 01:22:03 Richard something? Yeah.
1474 01:22:04 Who's that actor?
1475 01:22:06 Jessica, get off the phone.
1476 01:22:07 Yeah. Anyway, so this new John Boy'slike a murderer or something.
1477 01:22:12 Uh-huh.
1478 01:22:13 Shit. Now it's gonna bug me.
1479 01:22:17 You must be Holly.
1480 01:22:20 Dr. Malek.
1481 01:22:22 - Hi.- Hi.
1482 01:22:23 She's inside. Come in.
1483 01:22:25 Thank you.
1484 01:22:27 Yeah, I don't know...
1485 01:22:34 You mind fetching your dad?
1486 01:22:35 Uh, he's running an errand.
1487 01:22:38 Back anytime soon?
1488 01:22:40 Oh, hour, tops.
1489 01:22:41 Fine.
1490 01:22:44 Now, then, Nurse Holly, how's our patient?
1491 01:22:48 That's her?
1492 01:22:50 Oh, no, that's Jessica.
1493 01:22:52 What she's got you can't fix.
1494 01:22:54 You are very funny.
1495 01:22:56 In there.
1496 01:22:58 - Asleep. Slight fever.- Hmm.
1497 01:23:01 On drugs you think?
1498 01:23:03 Maybe smoking the reefer?
1499 01:23:09 What was she saying?
1500 01:23:12 Was she making sense?
1501 01:23:14 Hold on. Um...
1502 01:23:15 Holly, what's the name of the guyon The Waltons that plays John Boy?
1503 01:23:18 With the hockey puck on his face?
1504 01:23:23 That show's for retards.
1505 01:23:25 Dr. Malek, would you like a cookie?Just baked them.
1506 01:23:29 There's none left. I looked, remember?
1507 01:23:31 No, there's a couple. Doctor?
1508 01:23:37 I could be persuaded.
1509 01:23:42 After I have a look at Sleeping Beauty.
1510 01:23:46 Nurse Holly.
1511 01:23:51 Holly, what are you doing? Are you crazy?
1512 01:23:53 There are handcuffsbehind the bar, asshole.
1513 01:23:55 Get them.
1514 01:23:59 This is really slowing me down, Holly.
1515 01:24:02 What's going on?
1516 01:24:04 Jessica, it's him. He's the guy.
1517 01:24:06 Jessica, if you help me with this,
1518 01:24:12 I'll only kill Holly.
1519 01:24:20 Jessica, dial 911.
1520 01:24:21 Jessica, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
1521 01:24:36 You hear that?
1522 01:24:46 - Excuse me.- Evening.
1523 01:24:49 You hear that soundjust a second ago?
1524 01:24:52 Oh, yeah, just now.
1525 01:24:54 That was me.
1526 01:24:55 I threw that little girl out the window.
1527 01:25:00 Cover me.
1528 01:25:18 - Holly!- Dad!
1529 01:25:19 - Get in.- Is she okay?
1530 01:25:21 Get down.
1531 01:25:25 Fucking fascists!
1532 01:25:26 Jesus!
1533 01:25:28 Sorry.
1534 01:25:29 Get in.
1535 01:25:32 Okay, come here.Stay in here and don't move.
1536 01:25:35 - Okay.- Okay. Okay.
1537 01:25:37 Wait, wait. Dad, Dad, here you go.
1538 01:25:38 Jesus!
1539 01:25:49 Jessica. I think she's awake.
1540 01:25:51 Wait, where are you going?What are you doing?
1541 01:25:54 Tell Mr. Healy thanks for nothing.
1542 01:26:12 Oh, fuck.
1543 01:26:22 Fuck!
1544 01:26:26 Are you okay?
1545 01:26:27 March, gun, gun!
1546 01:26:31 - Fuck!- Shit!
1547 01:26:40 Here.
1548 01:27:03 He's gone.
1549 01:27:05 He's gone.
1550 01:27:07 Hey.
1551 01:27:18 Shit.
1552 01:27:28 Wow.
1553 01:27:31 Please, I need to get out of here.
1554 01:28:25 She had her fuckingdaughter killed, Perry.
1555 01:28:26 Please tell me they'reat least gonna question her.
1556 01:28:28 They haven't and they're not going to.
1557 01:28:30 Because?
1558 01:28:31 Because she's the headof the Justice Department.
1559 01:28:33 Oh, and, by the way, you're welcome.
1560 01:28:35 You're out, free on your own recognizance.You get to walk.
1561 01:28:38 There should be like a statueof me in your fucking house.
1562 01:28:42 I'm sorry, guys.
1563 01:28:43 You're gonna lose this one, all right?
1564 01:28:45 Your word against hers.No evidence. You lose.
1565 01:28:49 You better seriously thinkabout changing your story.
1566 01:29:18 Oh, fuck it. Maybe they're right.
1567 01:29:22 Maybe the goddamn birds can't breathe.
1568 01:29:27 Amelia, Misty, Dean, Shattuck, all dead.
1569 01:29:33 The rest of us just get to choke.
1570 01:29:37 I need a drink.
1571 01:29:47 - How much do I owe you, buddy?- 12 bucks, pal.
1572 01:29:49 I always hated that palm tree.
1573 01:29:54 Never trusted it.
1574 01:29:59 - Go inside and get your stuff.- Okay.
1575 01:30:01 We'll go stay in a hotel or something.
1576 01:30:04 We'll get room service.
1577 01:30:14 Mr. March.
1578 01:30:16 Mrs. Glenn.
1579 01:30:17 I need to talk to you.
1580 01:30:20 What a wonderful surprise.
1581 01:30:23 - Is that your house?- We're remodeling.
1582 01:30:26 Listen, this isn't a great time.
1583 01:30:28 It is a great time.
1584 01:30:30 He is supposed to be looking for my niece.
1585 01:30:33 - Really?- Because I saw her.
1586 01:30:36 But nobody believes me.
1587 01:30:39 Why will nobody believe me?
1588 01:30:41 I'm sure I don't know, ma'am.
1589 01:30:42 I saw her in her housethrough the front window as clear as day,
1590 01:30:47 writing something at a desk.
1591 01:30:49 She was wearing a blue pinstriped jacket.
1592 01:30:52 I've seen that jacket, sure, yeah.
1593 01:30:56 What do you mean, you saw that jacket?
1594 01:30:57 In Shattuck's office.
1595 01:30:58 It was there witha bunch of other clothes.
1596 01:31:01 That jacket was in Sid Shattuck's office?
1597 01:31:03 Yeah. It was bagged up.
1598 01:31:04 It had Misty's name on itand the name of the movie.
1599 01:31:06 It's wardrobe for the film.
1600 01:31:09 It's wardrobe for the film.
1601 01:31:12 - Holy fucking shit.- Oh!
1602 01:31:14 Sorry. Mrs. Glenn, I need youto take us to Misty's house.
1603 01:31:17 I need you to show usexactly what you saw.
1604 01:31:24 There. There.That's the window.
1605 01:31:28 I was coming around that cornerand I saw her through that window.
1606 01:31:36 But, no, it was here. The desk was here.
1607 01:31:39 No desk there now.
1608 01:31:40 Well,I don't know what to say.
1609 01:31:42 Dad, what are you doing?
1610 01:31:43 Give me a second.
1611 01:31:51 World's worst detective, huh?
1612 01:31:53 You did see your niece, Mrs. Glenn.
1613 01:31:55 You saw her on that wall,at a desk, in a pinstriped suit.
1614 01:31:59 So what she saw was a movie?
1615 01:32:02 Not a movie. The movie.
1616 01:32:05 The movie.
1617 01:32:06 But the film burned up.
1618 01:32:08 Well, how did she see ittwo days after it supposedly burned up?
1619 01:32:12 And the wardrobe matches perfectly.
1620 01:32:14 So Amelia had a second print?She had a copy?
1621 01:32:17 Wouldn't you?
1622 01:32:18 And she gave that copy to Misty.
1623 01:32:22 So she comes here,checks the film against that wall...
1624 01:32:25 Lily sees it through that window.
1625 01:32:27 And Amelia splits and takes the film.
1626 01:32:29 And goes where?
1627 01:32:32 Oh, for fuck...
1628 01:32:33 I mean, can't we get to the next...
1629 01:32:35 The Western Hotel to meet the businessmen.
1630 01:32:38 Distributors.
1631 01:32:41 She was screening it for the distributors.
1632 01:32:44 She was showing them the film.
1633 01:32:45 It's out there. The film exists.
1634 01:32:47 Now we just have to find it.
1635 01:32:49 Guys, look.
1636 01:32:50 "Opening night, 9:00 p.m." Signed, Chet.
1637 01:32:55 - Fucking Chet.- The protestor guy?
1638 01:32:57 Give me that shit.
1639 01:33:01 She was planning something with Chet.
1640 01:33:03 Opening night?
1641 01:33:06 The LA auto show.
1642 01:33:09 - It's today, right?- Yeah.
1643 01:33:10 Big party. Mucky-mucks. Loads of press.
1644 01:33:14 If you wanted to get a storyout there, right?
1645 01:33:15 And fucking Chet's a projectionalist.
1646 01:33:17 Please stop talking.
1647 01:33:19 I've been listeningto everything you said.
1648 01:33:22 Does this mean...Does this mean that my niece is dead?
1649 01:33:26 Yes!
1650 01:33:28 I mean, you know, yes.
1651 01:33:31 - She was murdered. I'm sorry.- Mmm-hmm.
1652 01:33:34 But we're gonna bring downthe people who did it.
1653 01:33:37 Yeah, and for a deeplydiscounted rate, so...
1654 01:33:42 Welcome to Los Angelesand the 1978 Pacific Coast Auto Show.
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1656 01:33:49 These all-new fuel-efficient systems.
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1661 01:34:11 You guys knowwhere the projection room is?
1662 01:34:14 You seen Chet, the projectionist?
1663 01:34:15 Yeah, he just leftlike 10 minutes ago, went for a drink.
1664 01:34:17 And you are?
1665 01:34:18 In a hurry. Thanks, buddy.
1666 01:34:21 How'd you know my name was Buddy?
1667 01:34:32 The Malibu sedan.
1668 01:34:34 This year's editionis looking spectacular.
1669 01:34:36 Come and see it, folks.
1670 01:34:40 It's just a bunch of cars.
1671 01:34:42 Motor City Pride.
1672 01:34:44 - That's not it.- Shit.
1673 01:34:45 That's not the film.
1674 01:34:49 Fucking Chet.
1675 01:34:51 He's probably still got itstashed somewhere.
1676 01:34:59 Tally. Oh, my God, you look incredible.
1677 01:35:04 How do you get your hair to...It's magnificent.
1678 01:35:09 Listen, I don't knowwhat's going on here,
1679 01:35:11 but there's been some foul play.
1680 01:35:13 Do you know that thatsuitcase that you gave us,
1681 01:35:15 somebody switched it out?
1682 01:35:16 There was no money in it.
1683 01:35:17 No shit.
1684 01:35:19 Weapons on the floor. Now.
1685 01:35:21 I guessyou killed the projectionist, huh?
1686 01:35:23 No. My associate's outlooking for him now.
1687 01:35:26 We'll find him.
1688 01:35:27 Tally, let me ask you something.
1689 01:35:31 You ever really killed anybody?
1690 01:35:32 In Detroit, yeah. Three times.
1691 01:35:36 Really?
1692 01:35:37 That's where this all started.The Detroit show.
1693 01:35:40 That bitch Misty shooting hermouth off about her new movie.
1694 01:35:42 Tally, this is not you.
1695 01:35:45 You're not a murderer.
1696 01:35:46 She just said she killed three people.
1697 01:35:49 I know, but I'm saying deep down.
1698 01:35:51 Hey, look, one's a mistake.
1699 01:35:52 - By the time you get to three...- Don't paint her with that brush.
1700 01:35:54 I guess it's easyto live in your world, right,
1701 01:35:56 where everyone sits in their place.
1702 01:35:57 See what's in front of you.
1703 01:35:58 She's got a gun and she's killed three...
1704 01:36:00 Come on, man.
1705 01:36:01 You don't know her upbringing.
1706 01:36:02 - You gotta face the situation.- You don't know what she...
1707 01:36:04 Room service.
1708 01:36:07 - Shit. No.- What's wrong with him?
1709 01:36:09 I don't know. I'm gonna ask him.
1710 01:36:10 - March?- Yeah?
1711 01:36:13 Uh, what the fuck are you doing?
1712 01:36:15 Did you move it?
1713 01:36:16 - Move what?- The fucking gun.
1714 01:36:18 - What gun?- The fucking ankle gun.
1715 01:36:20 Who told you I had an ankle gun?
1716 01:36:22 You did. In the car before we crashed.
1717 01:36:24 You were like,"Oh, check out my ankle gun."
1718 01:36:26 You know, you showed me your ankle gun.
1719 01:36:27 Come on. Are you serious?Are you fucking serious?
1720 01:36:30 - Oh, shit.- Yeah.
1721 01:36:31 - Did I dream that?- Yeah, you moron, you dreamt it.
1722 01:36:34 No, no, no, no.
1723 01:36:37 Yeah, you're right, that was...
1724 01:36:38 Just shut up! Shut up! Both of you.
1725 01:36:42 Room service.
1726 01:36:43 - This takes the fucking cake.- Shh!
1727 01:36:46 Holly, you can come in now.
1728 01:36:53 Very clever, Holly.
1729 01:36:57 Thanks. I thought so.
1730 01:37:02 Why did you just throw cold coffee on me?
1731 01:37:05 I got it in the hallway.I thought it was hot.
1732 01:37:08 I like where your head's at, sweetheart.
1733 01:37:09 That really could have worked out.
1734 01:37:11 All right, you know, everybody,in the corner. Come on.
1735 01:37:14 Shit.
1736 01:37:21 - Well, that really worked out.- Yeah.
1737 01:37:26 Now we just gotta find thatfucking Chet before John Boy does.
1738 01:37:29 Yeah. Well, that guy saidhe was going for a drink.
1739 01:37:32 You take the roof bar.I'll take downstairs.
1740 01:37:35 - Well done, kiddo.- Thanks.
1741 01:37:42 - You the projectionist?- Mmm-hmm.
1742 01:37:45 Look, we got a problem on nine.
1743 01:37:46 Someone knocked over the projector.
1744 01:37:48 The film's all over the floor.
1745 01:37:49 - Film's on the floor? Really?- Yeah, it's a mess.
1746 01:37:52 You follow me?
1747 01:38:03 Okay, just wait here.I'm gonna take a look around.
1748 01:38:05 I wanna help.
1749 01:38:07 You can help by staying put, okay?
1750 01:38:09 Promise me you'll get the film?
1751 01:38:11 Yeah, I promise.
1752 01:38:12 Pinky promise?
1753 01:38:18 Fuck.
1754 01:38:27 Hey, pal, what can I do you for?
1755 01:38:30 Free drinks. What do you have?
1756 01:38:33 Little guy, stringy hair.
1757 01:38:34 I think they went out through those doors.
1758 01:38:42 Hey, Chet? Chet?
1759 01:38:53 Hey. Hey, Chet.
1760 01:38:56 Amelia's film, where is it?
1761 01:39:01 The film is in the projector.Repeat, it's in the projector.
1762 01:39:05 But we already checked that.
1763 01:39:07 - Spliced in.- What?
1764 01:39:10 It's spliced into the middle of it,right in the other film. Go get it.
1765 01:39:14 On my way.
1766 01:39:22 Don't you know it's rude to eavesdrop?
1767 01:39:27 I got a gun pointed directlyat your daughter's spine.
1768 01:39:29 Come with me. Come on, baby.
1769 01:39:46 How does that song go?
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1776 01:40:10 Help him up.
1777 01:40:16 Why'd you have to bring the goddamn kid?
1778 01:40:20 I fucked up.
1779 01:40:22 Yeah, you fucked up.
1780 01:40:24 America...
1781 01:40:41 Oh, my God.
1782 01:40:43 Fuck, fuck.
1783 01:40:44 Do you want her to see you like this?
1784 01:40:45 You fucking drunk.
1785 01:40:47 Oh, don't start that crying shit.
1786 01:40:48 I fucked up.
1787 01:40:50 You drunk motherfucker, you.
1788 01:40:51 - I love you.- It's embarrassing.
1789 01:40:53 I'm sorry. Duck.
1790 01:40:56 - What?- Duck.
1791 01:41:00 Motherfucker!
1792 01:41:15 Well, I'm Bulging Paulsen
1793 01:41:17 and I represent the Detroitauto manufacturers.
1794 01:41:19 That's who the hell I am.
1795 01:41:21 You poison our air.The people won't stand for it.
1796 01:41:30 Nixon!
1797 01:41:32 No!
1798 01:41:37 I might be persuadedto change my mind.
1799 01:41:40 Perhaps if we cameto a monetary arrangement.
1800 01:41:43 I'll take a wire transfer.It's a Union Federal account.
1801 01:41:46 Number 22-12.
1802 01:41:47 Just tell them the exact amounts.
1803 01:41:49 He's got a gun!
1804 01:42:13 Oh, my God.
1805 01:42:19 Three, two, one.
1806 01:42:24 Jesus!
1807 01:42:35 How'd you get down here?I told you to go to the roof.
1808 01:42:38 - Did you fall?- Yeah.
1809 01:42:41 Jesus Christ, are you kidding?
1810 01:42:43 I think I'm invincible.
1811 01:42:44 It's the only thing that makes sense.
1812 01:42:46 - I don't think I can die.- Where's the film?
1813 01:42:48 It's up there. We just gotta go get it.
1814 01:42:58 You get out of here, you little shit.
1815 01:43:04 You give me that,you fucked-up little hippy.
1816 01:43:07 You want it? Go get it.
1817 01:43:11 No!
1818 01:43:25 Get me that fucking film. Move it.
1819 01:43:28 - Cover me.- What... March! March!
1820 01:43:33 Drop your weapon!
1821 01:43:43 Fuck.
1822 01:43:45 March, go. I got this.
1823 01:44:30 Hey!
1824 01:45:00 Run! Just run!
1825 01:45:17 Mr. Healy, what are you doing?
1826 01:45:19 Go away, Holly.
1827 01:45:22 Healy, stop! You don't have to kill him!
1828 01:45:27 Mr. Healy, if you kill this man,I will never speak to you again.
1829 01:45:47 Congratulations, buddy.
1830 01:45:48 You owe your life to a 13-year-old girl.
1831 01:46:25 Come on, let's go down and see your dad.
1832 01:46:29 And that would be the cops.
1833 01:46:42 Sir? Sir, are you all right?
1834 01:46:44 Sir, is anyone left in the building?
1835 01:46:47 He's not responsive.
1836 01:46:49 All right, let's find out who else is...
1837 01:46:50 And sometimes... Sometimes,
1838 01:46:55 you just win.
1839 01:47:07 Jesus Christ.
1840 01:47:10 Oh, shit.
1841 01:47:12 You know what? Don't even talk to her.
1842 01:47:14 Don't even look at her, man.
1843 01:47:18 Fuck.
1844 01:47:20 Oh, boys, boys.
1845 01:47:23 You really think you've gotsomething done here.
1846 01:47:26 Do you have a clue what just happened?
1847 01:47:29 It was protocol. I followed protocol.
1848 01:47:38 What's wrong with him?
1849 01:47:40 I believe he's making a connectionbetween you and Adolf Hitler.
1850 01:47:46 Read the fucking newspaper.
1851 01:47:48 What's good for Detroitis good for America.
1852 01:47:51 Unbelievable.
1853 01:47:52 The America I loveowes its life to the Big Three.
1854 01:47:58 But it's all right for youto fail your daughter?
1855 01:48:00 Detroit had her killed.
1856 01:48:01 I think I read about that.
1857 01:48:03 The whole city got together, took a vote.Big turnout.
1858 01:48:06 I wanted her safe.
1859 01:48:07 That's why I hired you two.
1860 01:48:09 You're going to jail, Mrs. Kuttner.
1861 01:48:13 I might be going to jail,but it won't make a difference.
1862 01:48:18 You can't take Detroit down.
1863 01:48:23 And if I'm not there to take care of it,
1864 01:48:27 someone else will be.
1865 01:48:30 Okay, well, we shall see.
1866 01:48:40 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everybody.Merry Christmas!
1867 01:48:46 Jesus.
1868 01:48:48 Where is he?
1869 01:48:58 Scotch.
1870 01:49:01 Did you see the TV?
1871 01:49:03 Yeah, I saw.
1872 01:49:05 They're gonna let them off,the car companies, Scot-free.
1873 01:49:09 Not enough evidence of collusion, you see.
1874 01:49:11 I heard.
1875 01:49:14 The sun went up, the sun went down.
1876 01:49:16 Nothing changes, just like you said.
1877 01:49:19 Look, they got away with it.Big surprise, you know?
1878 01:49:27 People are stupid.But they're not that stupid.
1879 01:49:31 The point is five years tops,
1880 01:49:34 we're all drivingelectric cars from Japan, anyway.
1881 01:49:37 Mark my words.
1882 01:49:39 Look at this.
1883 01:49:43 You ever see the bad-breath tie?
1884 01:49:47 Breathe on it.
1885 01:49:53 Works every time. Kills Holly.
1886 01:49:59 At least you're drinking again.
1887 01:50:00 Yeah. I feel great.
1888 01:50:04 You know, nobody got hurt.
1889 01:50:06 A few people got hurt.
1890 01:50:08 I'm saying I thinkthey died quickly, though,
1891 01:50:09 so I don't think that they got hurt.
1892 01:50:11 Look at this.
1893 01:50:16 - I'm sorry you look Filipino.- I do.
1894 01:50:19 Or I look Mexican.
1895 01:50:21 And we already gotour first case.
1896 01:50:24 - Old lady in Glendale.- Mmm-hmm.
1897 01:50:25 Thinks her husband'ssleeping with Lynda Carter.
1898 01:50:27 Wonder Woman?
1899 01:50:29 Or Lynda Carter.
1900 01:50:31 That's what we have to figure out.
1901 01:50:32 Right.
1902 01:50:33 - But he's 82, so it's time sensitive.- Hmm.
1903 01:50:36 What do you say?
1904 01:50:38 Shit.
1905 01:50:44 To the birds.
1906 01:50:45 Hallelujah.
1907 01:55:54 English - SDH