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1 00:01:12 So, the aldridge mansionis the only 19th century
2 00:01:15 preserved bothinside and out.
3 00:01:18 At the time ofits construction,
4 00:01:20 it was one of the mostelegant homes in existence,
5 00:01:22 featuring every luxury,including a face bidet
6 00:01:26 and an anti-Irishsecurity fence.
7 00:01:29 Uh, over here,
8 00:01:31 you can imaginesir aldridge entertaining
9 00:01:35 It's said that, in this veryroom, p.T. Barnum first had
10 00:01:41 And if you'llfollow me...
11 00:01:47 Now, I'm gonnatell you something
12 00:01:52 On the morning ofOctober 25th, 1894,
13 00:01:56 furious,
14 00:01:57 when his breakfastwas not waiting for him.
15 00:01:59 So he called to his servants,but none of them responded.
16 00:02:04 Why?
17 00:02:06 Because, duringthe night, one by one,
18 00:02:10 they had each beenstabbed to death
19 00:02:15 It was later discovered
20 00:02:17 they were murderedby his eldest daughter,
21 00:02:22 gertrude aldridge.
22 00:02:24 Sir aldridge oncewrote in his diary,
23 00:02:26 "i know godmakes no mistakes,
24 00:02:28 "but I believe he may havebeen drunk when he built
25 00:02:31 Now, to spare the familypublic humiliation,
26 00:02:34 instead of turningher in to the police,
27 00:02:37 they locked herin this basement.
28 00:02:41 And they fed her...
29 00:02:44 ...through this slot.
30 00:02:45 Years later, whena new owner moved in,
31 00:02:49 they dug out her remains.
32 00:02:51 But, after repeatedlyhearing strange sounds,
33 00:02:56 he sealed it shut.
34 00:02:58 That's right.No one has opened
35 00:03:08 Okay.
36 00:03:09 Follow me.
37 00:03:10 Maybe steer clearof the door.
38 00:04:21 Sorry, sir aldridge.I got to get out of here!
39 00:04:41 Oh, garret,you idiot.
40 00:04:45 No.
41 00:04:48 No.
42 00:05:03 No! No! No!
43 00:05:06 No! No!
44 00:05:08 No!
45 00:05:24 Daniel. Teresa.
46 00:05:28 Sean, that isan excellent question.
47 00:05:30 As you can seefrom my calculations,
48 00:05:33 we will soon
49 00:05:34 be able to combine generalrelativity and quantum theory.
50 00:05:38 Teaching inthe big hall. Big day.
51 00:05:46 Big hall.Big hall.
52 00:05:49 Big hall!
53 00:05:51 Sorry to interrupt,but I need to speak to you
54 00:05:54 Um...
55 00:05:56 I'm sorry.Uh, yes.
56 00:05:58 What publication?
57 00:05:59 I'm talking aboutyour book.
58 00:06:01 Mmm...
59 00:06:03 Book. Um...
60 00:06:05 I'm sorry,i don't know
61 00:06:07 Now, if you'll excuse me,my class will be
62 00:06:09 You're Erin Gilbert,right?
63 00:06:11 Co-author of ghosts from our past:
64 00:06:13 Both literally and figuratively: The study
65 00:06:15 No self-respectingscientist believes
66 00:06:18 I canassure you that.
67 00:06:20 I'm sorry.
68 00:06:22 You're looking fora different Erin Gilbert.
69 00:06:23 Okay. But thisreally does
70 00:06:28 What? No.
71 00:06:30 Yeah, that's me.
72 00:06:32 Look, it was a verylong time ago,
73 00:06:34 and it was justa gag between
74 00:06:36 I'm sorry.
75 00:06:38 A 460-page gag?
76 00:06:40 The first sentence is,"this is not a joke."
77 00:06:43 What do you want?
78 00:06:44 Well,I'm ed mulgrave.
79 00:06:47 I'm the historian at thealdridge mansion, and
80 00:06:49 If you could justcome take a look.
81 00:06:51 I tried the police,but I just sound crazy.
82 00:06:54 I'm sorry. That bookyou're holding
83 00:06:57 I don't even knowhow you got that.
84 00:06:59 I thought I burnedboth copies.
85 00:07:01 It's on Amazon.Both hard copy
86 00:07:03 What?It's on books
87 00:07:06 Only, I knowhow to read.
88 00:07:08 Is it now?
89 00:07:09 No!
90 00:07:11 No, no, no, no, no.I'm gonna kill you, Abby.
91 00:07:14 Oh.Erin.
92 00:07:15 Hi! Oh, Dr. filmore.Hello, hi.
93 00:07:17 We're set for thefinal review of your
94 00:07:21 Great.
95 00:07:22 But I saw that you hada recommendation letter
96 00:07:25 from Dr. branumat Princeton.
97 00:07:28 Uh...Their science
98 00:07:29 is really notwhat it used to be.
99 00:07:31 And I would considergetting a referral
100 00:07:34 from a moreprestigious college.
101 00:07:35 More prestigiousthan Princeton?
102 00:07:38 Yes.
103 00:07:39 Um, hmm.
104 00:07:41 You see, I thinkyou're an asset
105 00:07:45 but I would hateto see you throw it
106 00:07:48 I won't throw itdown the drain, sir.
107 00:07:52 Oh.And I will get
108 00:07:53 And aboutyour clothes...
109 00:07:55 Yes? Did you...
110 00:07:57 Uh...
111 00:07:58 Too sexy for academia?
112 00:08:02 Never mind.
113 00:08:04 No, no, no.What is it?
114 00:08:05 - Never mind!- I don't...
115 00:08:11 Abby. You promisedyou wouldn't do this.
116 00:08:15 "Abigail continuesher passion for the
117 00:08:19 "at the Kenneth p. Higginsinstitute of science."
118 00:08:32 Come on, f7!
119 00:08:34 Are you kidding me?
120 00:08:48 Hello?
121 00:08:49 I've beenwaiting a long time.
122 00:08:51 Has been a while,hasn't it?
123 00:08:54 Hope you brought memore than one wonton.
124 00:08:57 Excuse me? Oh.
125 00:09:04 Huh.
126 00:09:05 Well, well, well.
127 00:09:09 Erin.
128 00:09:11 Abby.
129 00:09:13 Bennie.
130 00:09:14 Yes, I know who you are,bennie. Can I just...
131 00:09:17 Can I have my lunchthat I've been
132 00:09:20 You know they makesmaller headphones
133 00:09:22 It's an advancein science.
134 00:09:24 Thank youfor asking.
135 00:09:26 Probably the futureyou're looking at.
136 00:09:28 Here you go.
137 00:09:29 Why don't you showmiss Gilbert to the door.
138 00:09:31 Oh, it's just the samedoor we came in from.
139 00:09:33 Yeah, I know how toget out. It's figurative.
140 00:09:36 - No, I'm okay.- Don't.
141 00:09:38 I tried.Poorly.
142 00:09:41 You put our book onlinewithout my permission.
143 00:09:44 I don't needyour permission.
144 00:09:46 Of course you needmy permission. I wrote
145 00:09:48 My name is on it.
146 00:09:49 No. Absolutely not.
147 00:09:51 That book is a whole newrevenue stream for me.
148 00:09:54 And I'm, like, one-tenthaway from getting a new
149 00:09:57 Look, I am upfor tenure right now.
150 00:09:58 Ooh, "I'm up for tenure."
151 00:10:00 And if my colleaguesat Columbia university
152 00:10:03 that is the first thingthat comes up.
153 00:10:05 Along with a ghostemoji now, thank you
154 00:10:07 that doesa little dance.
155 00:10:08 That book was our baby.
156 00:10:10 And you abandonedthat baby before
157 00:10:14 Okay, well, bookscan't fly. And neither
158 00:10:17 You don't know.I'll tell you what.
159 00:10:19 If I had a human babythat could fly, I wouldn't be
160 00:10:22 If I had a flying baby,I'd zip this,
161 00:10:26 There is no experimentalbacking for anything
162 00:10:29 And it makes me looklike a crazy person.
163 00:10:31 God! Are youkidding me?
164 00:10:33 I got one wonton!
165 00:10:35 I got a tub of soup,and I got one split wonton.
166 00:10:39 Look at that,just floating there.
167 00:10:42 I'm sorry you're havinga soup crisis right now.
168 00:10:44 There's not evenany meat in there.
169 00:10:46 Abby, please.
170 00:10:47 Yes.Abby!
171 00:10:49 You're killing me.I got one wonton again.
172 00:10:51 You got to sendbennie back.
173 00:10:53 And tell him no tip.I should charge him.
174 00:10:55 And it was splitup the middle!
175 00:10:57 Come here often?
176 00:11:00 I'm sorry, hello?
177 00:11:01 Who are you?
178 00:11:07 Holtzmann.Erin.
179 00:11:09 I've heard terriblethings about you.
180 00:11:11 Don't get too closeto her, holtzmann.
181 00:11:13 She'll ask you towrite a book, and then
182 00:11:16 Okay.
183 00:11:17 Holtzmann workswith me here in the lab.
184 00:11:18 She's a brilliantengineer and very loyal.
185 00:11:22 She would notabandon you.
186 00:11:24 I get it.
187 00:11:25 She also happens tospecialize in experimental
188 00:11:28 Oh.Holtzmann and i
189 00:11:30 actualizing whatwe just theorized
190 00:11:34 Really?Yeah.
191 00:11:36 We're incredibly closeon the hollow laser for the
192 00:11:38 Really close.
193 00:11:40 You're makinga reverse tractor beam?
194 00:11:41 Abby, why don't you lether listen to the evp.
195 00:11:44 What evp?
196 00:11:45 No. Not...There's no evp.
197 00:11:47 Evp is electro...Electro voice
198 00:11:49 I'm familiar.I know what it means.
199 00:11:51 And there's neverbeen one substantiated.
200 00:11:53 Oh, there hasn't?There hasn't been one...
201 00:11:55 You know what?You come with me.
202 00:11:57 With a suit on andyou get so cocky.
203 00:12:00 A few months ago,we spent eight nights
204 00:12:04 We didn't get anything.
205 00:12:06 Well, we didn't think so.
206 00:12:08 And then later, in thelab, when we were
207 00:12:22 - Wow, you really got me.- You know what?
208 00:12:24 Usually we can't evenget people over here.
209 00:12:25 But we have never...She came
210 00:12:27 Never had anybodyactually put their face
211 00:12:30 It's a cool joke.That was funny.
212 00:12:33 Is it more or lessdisgusting if I tell you
213 00:12:36 Oh!What's next? You gonna
214 00:12:39 No. I think both of uspretty much feel you have
215 00:12:43 Burn!
216 00:12:46 Okay, you know what,i thought we could have
217 00:12:48 but apparently we can't.
218 00:12:50 Erin, if you don'tbelieve in this stuff
219 00:12:53 then why were youlooking for the book?
220 00:12:55 A man came to see meat my work saying
221 00:12:59 What building?
222 00:13:00 The aldridge mansion.
223 00:13:02 It's obviously a joke.
224 00:13:06 What are you doing?
225 00:13:08 Uh!
226 00:13:09 See, this is,this is exactly...
227 00:13:10 You want to gofind some ghosts?
228 00:13:14 Break!
229 00:13:16 Ooh!
230 00:13:17 - Wait, you're going?- I got the pack.
231 00:13:21 Abby! Please, Abby.The book.
232 00:13:22 Come on.Let's go!
233 00:13:24 I'm not goingwith you guys.
234 00:13:26 Oh, no.Are you kidding?
235 00:13:27 You werenever invited!
236 00:13:29 I need you outof the lab, so
237 00:13:31 Oh. Well, you said"let's," so...
238 00:13:34 Oh, my god.Just pull the...
239 00:13:35 Just close the doorbehind you, it'll lock!
240 00:13:37 Abby, wait!
241 00:13:38 Hey! Taxi!
242 00:13:41 - Hey! Hey!- Abby.
243 00:13:42 Abby, come on.
244 00:13:44 Please, Abby, just takethe book down. Please.
245 00:13:46 All right, all right,
246 00:13:48 but you have tointroduce us to this guy
247 00:13:51 Yes, he wouldlove to meet you.
248 00:13:52 Then I will consider,maybe,
249 00:13:54 taking the book downuntil you get
250 00:13:57 at your stupider college.
251 00:13:59 Absolutely.Yes, I will.
252 00:14:06 You got it?
253 00:14:09 Excuse me!Excuse me!
254 00:14:11 We're not open.
255 00:14:12 Can I help you?Yes. Hi.
256 00:14:14 We're looking fored mulgrave.
257 00:14:16 I wanted to introducethese people to him.
258 00:14:18 He came to seeme this morning.
259 00:14:20 Ed mulgrave?Yes.
260 00:14:22 But ed mulgravedied 15 years ago.
261 00:14:25 Yes!That's awesome!
262 00:14:27 Dead for 15 years!
263 00:14:28 Ed's a ghost!Ha! Knew it!
264 00:14:31 I just saw himtoday... oh.
265 00:14:33 He's...
266 00:14:34 So, who is this?
267 00:14:36 That's Ed's son.Ed junior.
268 00:14:38 Okay. That's obviouslywho I meant. That's...
269 00:14:40 Hi, junior.If I may, uh,
270 00:14:42 when is the last timethe paranormal entity
271 00:14:44 And if you were torank it, let's say between
272 00:14:48 Garret here saw iton Tuesday, and I believe
273 00:14:52 - Jesus.- Wow. Soiling.
274 00:14:54 I'd put thatat a t3.
275 00:14:56 T4, if it was poop.
276 00:14:57 What?Unless you ate
277 00:14:59 Then it wasn'tthe ghost.
278 00:15:00 Kinda hard tosuss that out after
279 00:15:02 I didn't soil myself.
280 00:15:04 He did. He called mesobbing, saying, "oh, my god,
281 00:15:06 Okay. All right.I'd love to get that
282 00:15:08 Well, uh, so I havemade the introduction.
283 00:15:11 Yeah, thank you.There you go.
284 00:15:13 All right, well,how 'bout you take us
285 00:15:15 I got to getin there, set up.
286 00:15:17 Uh...
287 00:15:18 You're gonnadie in there.
288 00:15:21 Aldridge mansion.Take one.
289 00:15:22 And we are rolling.
290 00:15:24 Checking the settings.We look good.
291 00:15:27 What is that?
292 00:15:28 Looks like oneof those things that
293 00:15:31 It's a pke meter.
294 00:15:33 There's a ghostanywhere around here,
295 00:15:37 Does it work?
296 00:15:38 Uh, yeah, it works.
297 00:15:41 I just haven't had theappropriate proximity
298 00:15:44 Strange reading here.
299 00:15:47 Ma'am, can you tell uswhere you got the
300 00:15:50 Uh, it camewith the shirt.
301 00:15:54 Okay, somebody reallydoesn't want us
302 00:15:57 Can you tell us whatit's like to walk around
303 00:15:59 It's not fun.
304 00:16:01 All right.
305 00:16:02 Oh, holtzmann,check this out.
306 00:16:04 Hold your ponies.
307 00:16:27 All right. Good gag.
308 00:16:29 Hey, are yougetting that?
309 00:16:30 Very funny.
310 00:16:33 Is everythinga joke to you guys?
311 00:16:35 Just your mama.
312 00:16:36 No, actually, I thinkthe world of your mom.
313 00:16:38 You guys put all thatgooey stuff on the floor.
314 00:16:41 You opened thebasement door. You tried
315 00:16:43 We did not openthe basement door...
316 00:16:46 Basement dooris open.
317 00:16:48 I didn't open it.Did you open it?
318 00:16:51 You know what,it was probably ed.
319 00:16:53 And the guy whodidn't poop his pants.
320 00:16:54 Uh-uh-uh-uh.
321 00:16:55 Look over there.
322 00:17:02 I didn't even knowit did that.
323 00:17:04 Oh. Ah.
324 00:17:07 I... my ears just...Mine just popped, too.
325 00:17:09 That is definitely...
326 00:17:10 An ap-xh shift.Yes!
327 00:17:12 I mean,for sure. That's...
328 00:17:13 Uh, guys?
329 00:17:15 I don't thinkwe're alone.
330 00:17:17 Holy crap.
331 00:17:18 Let me have the camera.Thank you.
332 00:17:19 Okay.
333 00:17:25 How can you beeating right now?
334 00:17:27 You try saying no tothese salty parabolas.
335 00:17:39 Are you seeingwhat I'm seeing?
336 00:17:41 Good god.
337 00:17:42 Class 4 apparition.
338 00:17:44 Distinct human form.
339 00:17:46 This can't be happening.
340 00:17:48 Oh, it's happening,all right.
341 00:17:50 That's the mostbeautiful thing
342 00:17:55 I'm gonna tryto talk to it.
343 00:17:58 Just be careful,she could be malevolent.
344 00:18:00 Yeah, just make sureyou're recording it.
345 00:18:02 Yeah, I'm gettingit all.
346 00:18:04 Just be cautious.
347 00:18:06 I think she wantsto communicate with us.
348 00:18:08 I knew it,i knew it, I knew it.
349 00:18:10 It's okay.She seems peaceful.
350 00:18:13 Hello.
351 00:18:15 I think you're gorgeous.
352 00:18:18 Hello. Hi.
353 00:18:20 Um, my name is Erin Gilbert,doctor of particle
354 00:18:34 Yes!Oh, god!
355 00:18:36 She's getting away!Come on!
356 00:18:39 Hurry, hurry!Run!
357 00:18:41 Get it, get it!Where'd it go?
358 00:18:43 Where'd it go?Where'd it go?
359 00:18:45 Oh!
360 00:18:49 What just happened?
361 00:18:51 Abby, what justhappened?
362 00:18:54 I'll tell youwhat just happened.
363 00:18:57 We saw a ghost!Yeah, we saw a ghost!
364 00:18:58 We saw a ghost!Oh, my god!
365 00:19:00 We saw a ghost.We saw a ghost!
366 00:19:02 Oh, my god,we saw a ghost!
367 00:19:05 We were right!We weren't crazy!
368 00:19:07 Oh. Oh.Oh. Oh.
369 00:19:12 We saw a ghost!
370 00:19:13 Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!
371 00:19:15 I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!
372 00:19:17 They're real!
373 00:19:20 Who is that?
374 00:19:22 Dr. bronsteinsaw this on reddit.
375 00:19:25 It was re-bloggedfrom a site entitled
376 00:19:30 Not a publicationI'd heard of.
377 00:19:32 I hope you understandthat when we give
378 00:19:35 Oh, I acceptyour tenure.
379 00:19:37 When we give someonetenure, they represent
380 00:19:41 But this is just notwhat this institution
381 00:19:45 Dr. Gibbons.Hello.
382 00:19:47 Just movingoffices.
383 00:19:49 You know. They founda couple cats in the wall.
384 00:19:51 Really stunk in there.Glad I'm getting out.
385 00:19:56 I didn't get fired.
386 00:19:57 I got fired!
387 00:19:58 After years,
388 00:20:01 years of hard work.
389 00:20:02 And ass-kissing.
390 00:20:03 God, I kissed so manydifferent kinds of asses.
391 00:20:05 Erin, we're sorrythat you lost your job.
392 00:20:08 But, I mean, there iskind of a glass is
393 00:20:11 I mean, we sawa real ghost.
394 00:20:13 You know, andshe was beautiful.
395 00:20:15 Till she dislocatedher jaw and ecto-projected
396 00:20:18 Yeah, that stuff wenteverywhere, by the way,
397 00:20:21 But, I got to say,even that was kind of
398 00:20:26 I did detect a heavyionization discharge.
399 00:20:29 I mean, I could smell it.
400 00:20:31 A full-torsotransmogrification
401 00:20:34 I mean, how oftendoes that happen?
402 00:20:36 I mean, they want usto be quiet about that?
403 00:20:38 We are not gonnabe quiet about that.
404 00:20:40 And it's not just us.We have over 100
405 00:20:44 And they're notall crazies.
406 00:20:45 Come here, I wantto show you this.
407 00:20:48 Read that.
408 00:20:50 "Ain't no bitchesgonna hunt no ghosts."
409 00:20:53 Oh, no, no. Okay.
410 00:20:54 The one below it.
411 00:20:56 This woman is describinga class 3 haunting
412 00:21:00 She can't just move.She can't call the police.
413 00:21:02 She can't call her friends.Who's she gonna call?
414 00:21:06 Tonight, the ghost jumpers make contact
415 00:21:09 God! These phonies!
416 00:21:11 I mean, you know what?
417 00:21:13 These guys are thereason you got fired.
418 00:21:15 It's because of stuff likethis that makes it impossible
419 00:21:19 This cannot be thebest option for people.
420 00:21:22 Okay, we are on the cuspof something here,
421 00:21:26 Unlike Columbia,this institute
422 00:21:30 Really?
423 00:21:31 Erin, this is whatwe have dreamed about
424 00:21:35 I know that if you comeand join us here,
425 00:21:40 We just have to go upstairsand ask for more money.
426 00:21:42 I just honestly didn'trealize your department
427 00:21:45 What?Come on, ghosts?
428 00:21:48 I will not let the12-year reputation
429 00:21:52 be besmirched by you!
430 00:21:54 Oh, come on! Suddenlythis place has a classy
431 00:21:57 You're only Dean nowbecause the last Dean
432 00:22:00 Are you saying thatI'm not qualified?
433 00:22:02 You spell sciencewith a "y."
434 00:22:05 And what's upsettingabout that is I don't think
435 00:22:08 This is an institutionof higher learning.
436 00:22:12 And if you guyswant to study "ghosts,"
437 00:22:14 do it somewhere else,because I have
438 00:22:17 Let me guess,"get out"?
439 00:22:19 No, he's gonnasay "suck it."
440 00:22:22 Suck it.
441 00:22:23 - You were right.- You know...
442 00:22:25 Oh, my gosh.
443 00:22:27 I think it might bea ghost.
444 00:22:29 Oh, no, it's not.It's just a bird.
445 00:22:30 Bye. There's the door.
446 00:22:32 Later days.Can you hear this?
447 00:22:36 Oh, my god.
448 00:22:39 This is incrediblyimmature behavior.
449 00:22:44 Caught it.
450 00:22:45 Just a minor setback.
451 00:22:47 You know what, guys?I think we can
452 00:22:49 We can become the firstscientists to prove the
453 00:22:53 All we have to dois find an entity
454 00:22:55 and bring it intoa controlled environment.
455 00:22:58 Hey! There's the Erini remember. Welcome back.
456 00:23:01 Thank you.Nice.
457 00:23:04 Okay, we shouldprobably get this
458 00:23:06 They're gonna want it back.I thought this
459 00:23:08 All stolen.No...
460 00:23:09 Hey! That worthlessgarbage belongs
461 00:23:12 Scatter! Scatter!Scatter!
462 00:23:14 Go, go, go,scatter!
463 00:23:22 Hey.Uh, good morning.
464 00:23:24 Okay.
465 00:23:26 Hey, how you doing, sir?Got a Metro...
466 00:23:28 Hey. That's a dopejacket, man.
467 00:23:31 You know what?It's a sweater.
468 00:23:34 You have a good day,all right?
469 00:23:36 Whoa. Hey!How you doing, man?
470 00:23:38 They'll alwaysignore you.
471 00:23:40 They are walking sewage,concerned only with
472 00:23:45 Okay. Um...
473 00:23:46 When the fourthcataclysm begins,
474 00:23:48 laborers, such as yourself,will be among the last
475 00:23:52 So, make the mostof your extra time.
476 00:23:54 You are just a bundleof joy, ain't ya?
477 00:23:58 You have a good daywith your crazy ass.
478 00:24:01 Wow!
479 00:24:02 I wonder what trainhe taking.
480 00:24:06 Is he goingon the tracks?
481 00:24:10 Oh, man...
482 00:24:17 You wantto use the bathroom,
483 00:24:19 there's a perfectlynice bathroom
484 00:24:42 Hey, hey!
485 00:24:43 Hey, you're not supposedto be down here, man.
486 00:24:49 Whoa!
487 00:25:07 What in the sweet hell?
488 00:25:12 Exquisite.
489 00:25:17 Uh, I'm cool, dude.Yeah.
490 00:25:23 Forget this, man!
491 00:25:24 Forget this!
492 00:25:35 Aldridge mansion? Check.
493 00:25:38 Seward street subway station?
494 00:25:40 Check.
495 00:25:42 Well done, Rowan.
496 00:25:43 But still so manymore checks to go.
497 00:25:47 You have been bulliedyour entire life.
498 00:25:50 Now you will be the bully.
499 00:25:53 Trust in your abilities,
500 00:25:56 and the universe shallbend before your will.
501 00:26:00 Hey, weirdo. We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.
502 00:26:04 I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it.
503 00:26:06 Absolutely.
504 00:26:08 Nothing would make me happier.
505 00:26:10 Whatever, freak show. Just do it.
506 00:26:15 And the universe shallbend before your will.
507 00:26:22 Charge the lines.
508 00:26:24 Create the vortex.
509 00:26:25 Break the barrier.
510 00:26:28 I found a fantasticspot for your business.
511 00:26:31 It's moreof a research lab.
512 00:26:33 What do you think?That's it?
513 00:26:35 Let's go seeyour new home.
514 00:26:37 Oh, my god!Look at...
515 00:26:39 Look at how high!Look at the
516 00:26:41 Look at the ceilingto the floor height!
517 00:26:43 Oh.
518 00:26:44 Look at this.Look at it.
519 00:26:48 It's perfect.
520 00:26:49 We got tonsof space.
521 00:26:52 The rent is $21,000a month.
522 00:26:54 Oh, my god.
523 00:26:55 I'm sorry. Wait,that's the monthly rent?
524 00:26:58 Yeah.Who can afford that?
525 00:27:00 All your friendsaid was that
526 00:27:01 you were lookingfor a place to explore
527 00:27:04 Okay, we need to exploresomething a lot cheaper.
528 00:27:05 There's an upstairs!
529 00:27:07 Are you offendedby the smell
530 00:27:11 I have now movedabove you, and you
531 00:27:15 How does it take youan hour to go up
532 00:27:18 I have reallybad knees.
533 00:27:20 You know what?
534 00:27:22 What is that?
535 00:27:23 It's our hot andsour shrimp soup.
536 00:27:25 That looks like dishwaterand one shrimp,
537 00:27:28 I hope that'sa water Chestnut.
538 00:27:48 Oh, we're dancing?Okay.
539 00:27:50 Let's be safe, though.
540 00:27:56 Holtz. Holtz.Holtzmann!
541 00:27:59 Fire!
542 00:28:02 Over towards the fire.
543 00:28:08 Thank you.
544 00:28:12 I hate to debarge in.
545 00:28:14 She loves that.Is that by debarge?
546 00:28:16 I thought it was devo.
547 00:28:17 Anyway, I gotthe website up.
548 00:28:19 I passed out a bunchof these fliers
549 00:28:21 so I'm drumming usup a little business.
550 00:28:23 "If you see something,say something."
551 00:28:26 - It's catchy.- It's good.
552 00:28:28 Yeah, I'll take it.I think it might be
553 00:28:31 Oh, god.
554 00:28:33 It is, isn't it?It is. I'm sorry.
555 00:28:35 Well, I guess nowwe know why so many
556 00:28:38 about suspicious-lookingbags.
557 00:28:40 Dang it.
558 00:28:42 I lovethe green paper!
559 00:28:45 Hey. Uh, I'm here aboutthe receptionist job.
560 00:28:49 Hi. Hi.Hi.
561 00:28:52 Is this a big ol' robot?
562 00:28:54 What?
563 00:28:55 The receptionist jobthat was in the paper.
564 00:28:56 Um, that's whati was here about.
565 00:28:58 You're hired.
566 00:29:03 Okay, I... god,you're all sweaty.
567 00:29:05 I think I got it."If there's something
568 00:29:08 Ow.
569 00:29:11 Oh!
570 00:29:12 Kevin. Right?
571 00:29:13 - Kevin.- Yeah.
572 00:29:14 Abby. We spokeon the phone.
573 00:29:16 We did. Yeah.Hello there.
574 00:29:17 Okay.Kevin. Oh.
575 00:29:19 That's a manly name.
576 00:29:21 My name's Erin.With an "e."
577 00:29:24 For "everything you want."
578 00:29:27 Okay. Well,we should probably...
579 00:29:30 Should probablyget started.
580 00:29:31 Erin? Do you wantto join us?
581 00:29:33 Yes.
582 00:29:35 Erin.
583 00:29:36 I've got some questions.
584 00:29:38 Okay.Here we go.
585 00:29:40 Let me justget to my notes.
586 00:29:43 Um... okay.
587 00:29:45 All right, first off,i just want to say...
588 00:29:47 You know, we shouldprobably start with
589 00:29:49 that we're askingall of the applicants.
590 00:29:53 Um, you know,are you seeing
591 00:29:57 - Um, seeing anyone?- Yeah.
592 00:29:59 Just for business purposes.
593 00:30:00 Business purposes only.
594 00:30:02 Well, I'm seeingall three of you.
595 00:30:04 In front of me.
596 00:30:06 Oh, just forgetshe even asked,
597 00:30:07 because if she did,that would be illegal,
598 00:30:10 Forgotten.
599 00:30:12 Uh, Jillian holtzmann, radio times.
600 00:30:13 Uh, what have youbeen doing with
601 00:30:17 Great question.
602 00:30:18 Oh, well, um,lots of different jobs.
603 00:30:21 Um, I did the"actor thing."
604 00:30:24 Worked for...I'm just gonna...
605 00:30:26 Can I ask why no glass?
606 00:30:29 Oh, uh, yeah. They justkept getting dirty,
607 00:30:33 That's...Don't have to
608 00:30:34 Oh, boy.And I can just...
609 00:30:35 I got to try tokeep that in mind.
610 00:30:37 Would it be okayif I bring Mike hat
611 00:30:40 He has majoranxiety problems.
612 00:30:42 You know what? I wouldlove to let your cat
613 00:30:45 but I have a prettysevere cat allergy.
614 00:30:48 No, I don't have a cat.
615 00:30:49 He's a dog.His name is Mike hat.
616 00:30:52 Your dog's nameis my cat?
617 00:30:54 No, Mike hat.
618 00:30:56 Your dog's name is Mike,last name hat?
619 00:30:58 Well, his full nameis Michael hat.
620 00:31:00 I can't saythat I'm allergic
621 00:31:03 It's all right.He lives with my mum.
622 00:31:05 Well, then we havethat figured out.
623 00:31:07 One down. No cat.
624 00:31:09 But you know what I say,let's jump ahead, uh...
625 00:31:12 Kevin dabblesin web design.
626 00:31:14 And I asked himto throw together
627 00:31:16 maybe a coupleof logos for us.
628 00:31:18 - You want to see them?- Now is your moment.
629 00:31:20 Pull it out.Oh.
630 00:31:21 Sure.
631 00:31:23 You're like a lawsuitwaiting to happen.
632 00:31:26 Here we go.
633 00:31:27 Okay, so...
634 00:31:29 What do youthink of that?
635 00:31:31 Oh.
636 00:31:33 Yeah, you do seehow this might make us
637 00:31:37 Uh, is it the boobsyou don't like? 'Cause
638 00:31:40 No, I can see them.
639 00:31:42 Oh...Yeah, I can
640 00:31:44 You know what? I thinkit's not always about
641 00:31:47 It's about the journey.
642 00:31:48 Well, uh,what about this one?
643 00:31:51 Oh, uh...Uh...
644 00:31:52 I think that'salready a thing.
645 00:31:55 What, 7-1-1?
646 00:31:56 It's 7-Eleven.
647 00:31:57 Yep, it is. I haveanother option, though.
648 00:31:59 Okay, please.It's this one.
649 00:32:01 That'sone of my favorites.
650 00:32:02 Uh... I think youmight've made a mistake.
651 00:32:04 I don't thinkthat one's for us.
652 00:32:05 Oh, no.No, that's for you.
653 00:32:07 You know, I just thoughtthe floating hot dog implies
654 00:32:13 Your workis more cerebral
655 00:32:16 See some more?Um...
656 00:32:18 Those are great.Yeah.
657 00:32:19 We're actually gonnadiscuss everything
658 00:32:22 so if you couldjust stand over there,
659 00:32:24 we just need toconvene for a moment.
660 00:32:26 Sure. All right.Thank you.
661 00:32:28 Just go rightover there.
662 00:32:29 Don't listen.
663 00:32:31 I won't.
664 00:32:32 Oh. He coveredhis eyes.
665 00:32:34 Guys, look, as much asi would like to have
666 00:32:39 Um...What?
667 00:32:41 You don't findhim attractive?
668 00:32:43 Kevin?
669 00:32:45 Ow!
670 00:32:46 God, no.Poor guy.
671 00:32:48 Ow!
672 00:32:49 I don't know, guys.I don't know.
673 00:32:51 Come on, Erin.
674 00:32:52 We need helparound here.
675 00:32:54 We cannot keep carryingthat equipment up here.
676 00:32:56 And I know the phonesaren't ringing off the hook
677 00:32:59 You know, an aquariumis a submarine for fish.
678 00:33:01 Listen, let's justsee how the rest
679 00:33:03 You know, talk to otherpeople, and we will hire who
680 00:33:07 There are no other people.He's the only applicant.
681 00:33:09 Excellent.
682 00:33:13 God, that's loud, huh?
683 00:33:15 It's loud.It's loud.
684 00:33:17 Kevin.You got the job.
685 00:33:19 - Welcome aboard.- Cool.
686 00:33:21 Can I bringmy suitcases up?
687 00:33:23 Yep, you sure can.
688 00:33:25 Look at him.
689 00:33:26 Ow!
690 00:33:27 Oh, uh, ma'am?
691 00:33:29 Hi, ma'am. If you'rewaiting for takeout,
692 00:33:31 you should reallywait downstairs.
693 00:33:32 Oh!
694 00:33:34 This... the magazinewas here, so,
695 00:33:36 I just thoughtthat might be
696 00:33:38 You know, fun factabout this place,
697 00:33:41 that this building isbuilt in the same place
698 00:33:43 as the first Chinesegambling den in New York.
699 00:33:47 I mean, it's, like,coincidence, huh?
700 00:33:49 Also, um, I gotchased by a ghost.
701 00:33:53 What?
702 00:33:55 You know,up above us was the
703 00:33:57 It's the first placein New York that they
704 00:34:00 I'm telling you,it used to take so long
705 00:34:03 that they'd just be like,"shoot him. We using
706 00:34:06 That's why I knewsomething weird was
707 00:34:10 Whoa. Did you see that?
708 00:34:13 Yes. I saw that.Did you see that?
709 00:34:14 That wasn't me.I saw that quite a bit.
710 00:34:16 Wait, wait. Hey!Seriously? For real?
711 00:34:19 'Ey. Come on, man.
712 00:34:21 Didn't I tell you?Is he down here
713 00:34:23 Oh, he think thisis his art studio.
714 00:34:25 No, no. My studio is in soho.This is more of a gallery.
715 00:34:28 Okay, hello there.
716 00:34:30 Uh, have you seen a class 4,semi-anchored entity
717 00:34:34 You talking like a boat?Can you speak English?
718 00:34:36 I'm beingspecifically clear.
719 00:34:38 Hi. Have you seena ghost down here?
720 00:34:41 - Okay, that's clearer.- Yeah.
721 00:34:42 Yeah, I've seen a ghost.You, too?
722 00:34:44 Oh, yeah.
723 00:34:45 Would you be ableto describe it to us?
724 00:34:49 Thank you.But...
725 00:34:50 Ah, come on, man.Come on, man.
726 00:34:51 No, no, no, no.Let him, let him...
727 00:34:53 I'll take a visual.No! I can't let him.
728 00:34:54 This is my job.I'm gonna get fired!
729 00:34:56 We want the visual!No, no, this
730 00:34:56 This is nothelpful for me.
731 00:34:58 'Ey. Look at me. Stop.
732 00:35:01 Stop painting.I'm so sorry.
733 00:35:03 I don't like thison my wall.
734 00:35:05 You don'twant it here anymore?
735 00:35:06 I don't want thisghost on my wall.
736 00:35:08 - Let me fix this, then.- Well, I...
737 00:35:09 No ghosts allowed.
738 00:35:10 You know what?You know what?
739 00:35:12 Get your ass upout of here.
740 00:35:13 Bye, Patty!
741 00:35:14 I love you.Man!
742 00:35:16 This ain't art!
743 00:35:18 And y'all encouraging him.
744 00:35:19 Come on!
745 00:35:22 Come on!
746 00:35:26 Am I on crack,or is that a good logo?
747 00:35:29 Guys, I cannotdo it by myself.
748 00:35:31 This equipment is untestedand highly unstable.
749 00:35:34 All right, ladies,we got a limited window
750 00:35:36 for when thenext train arrives,
751 00:35:38 I'm telling you.
752 00:35:39 And don't touchthe third rail
753 00:35:40 unless y'all littledainty ass can handle
754 00:35:46 - Oh, come on.- You know what?
755 00:35:48 I should've gave you somecoveralls, man. It's so
756 00:35:51 You know, you don'tusually think about the
757 00:35:55 That's pretty much howit's gonna be. It's not
758 00:35:59 Oh, boy. Okay.
759 00:36:01 Definitely gotsomething over here.
760 00:36:03 What is that, a burn?
761 00:36:04 That's where I saw thatweird sparking thing.
762 00:36:06 What was it?
763 00:36:08 Baby, if I knew whatit was, I wouldn't say
764 00:36:12 It looks likefission scorch.
765 00:36:14 What? Fission scorchdown here?
766 00:36:17 Except that you're right.
767 00:36:18 What is... wait,I'm smelling both
768 00:36:21 and isotopic decay.Isotopic decay.
769 00:36:23 How is that...Holtzmann?
770 00:36:25 Yeah. What?Come here. I need
771 00:36:28 Am I nuts?
772 00:36:29 'Ey, 'ey, ladies.
773 00:36:30 While y'all over theremaking out with that
774 00:36:33 we only gota couple of minutes.
775 00:36:37 Do you see that?
776 00:36:38 The eyes.All right, holtzmann.
777 00:36:40 Now is not the timeto be messing with...
778 00:36:43 Oh, cream and sugar.
779 00:36:46 Hey, Patty, can I getsome illumination
780 00:36:48 Yeah, I can putsome light on that.
781 00:36:51 Oh, boy!Oh!
782 00:36:52 That is more andmore unsettling.
783 00:36:55 That's the dude I saw!I'm telling you, that's him!
784 00:36:58 We got another class 4,
785 00:36:59 and this one's even moreionized than the one
786 00:37:02 Where are theseghosts coming from?
787 00:37:04 You know what?I got to get
788 00:37:06 Holtzmann?Yup.
789 00:37:07 Power us up.Okay.
790 00:37:09 'Cause we are takingthis pretty boy
791 00:37:11 This is a little rough.It's in its early stages.
792 00:37:13 Just gonna plugthese things in here.
793 00:37:15 - Okay, Erin, come here.- Let me document this.
794 00:37:19 Grab it, grab it.Wait.
795 00:37:21 That's gonna shoota proton stream
796 00:37:23 So whenever I say,"go," you just do that.
797 00:37:25 Uh, why am I operatingthe untested nuclear laser?
798 00:37:27 You havethe longest arms.
799 00:37:29 You guys mightwant to hurry up.
800 00:37:30 Oh, my god. I forgotthe most important part.
801 00:37:33 Yeah. Sorry.
802 00:37:34 Erin, this is just a littlebit of grounding so you
803 00:37:38 Do you knowyour iron level?
804 00:37:40 Mmm-mmm.
805 00:37:41 It's fine.
806 00:37:43 You have done thisbefore, right?
807 00:37:45 Okay, Erin,on my cue.
808 00:37:46 Aim the barrelat him.
809 00:37:48 Ready, aim, fire!
810 00:37:51 Oh!
811 00:37:55 Oh, wah-wah.
812 00:37:56 Okay, this isa little underwhelming.
813 00:37:58 And once again, fire!
814 00:38:01 This isn't working!Wow!
815 00:38:03 Can this beamget any stronger?
816 00:38:05 Well,not at the moment.
817 00:38:13 Ah.
818 00:38:14 That's the train!We got to move!
819 00:38:16 Just try to lure himback to the platform!
820 00:38:19 Grab her!
821 00:38:21 Come on!Move,
822 00:38:23 Come on, move!
823 00:38:24 Hurry!
824 00:38:26 That's theexpress train!
825 00:38:27 And it's not stopping!
826 00:38:30 It's coming!Get her up!
827 00:38:32 Oh, not the collar!
828 00:38:42 Well, I guesshe going to queens.
829 00:38:44 He's gonna be thethird scariest thing
830 00:38:47 God, did you see that?
831 00:38:49 Oh, you can'tsee anything.
832 00:38:51 My god! I mean,that power surge
833 00:38:55 Wow! We needmore juice.
834 00:38:57 We need to bemore mobile.
835 00:38:58 Yes.I almost got killed.
836 00:39:00 Yeah, I know.It was so awesome.
837 00:39:02 It was awesome.
838 00:39:05 Everyone thinksthis video is fake.
839 00:39:08 We have to bringa ghost back to this lab
840 00:39:11 I mean, this stuffis real. We have
841 00:39:13 We will. And youshouldn't be reading
842 00:39:15 You're not supposedto listen to what
843 00:39:17 in the middle ofthe night online.
844 00:39:18 Look at..."Bogus equipment"?
845 00:39:20 I'd love you to meetme any place, any time.
846 00:39:23 No, no, no, let's...You're right.
847 00:39:25 Here is yourcoffee, Abby.
848 00:39:27 Did you get sugarin it this time?
849 00:39:30 Uh...
850 00:39:35 I hate coffee.
851 00:39:36 Yeah, the sugar'sin there.
852 00:39:38 I'll take it.
853 00:39:40 Don't want to wastea cup of coffee.
854 00:39:43 Can we just pretendthat didn't happen,
855 00:39:46 All right,well, what do you think?
856 00:39:48 I... you know what?I just can't watch that.
857 00:39:51 I'm not sure. I mean,it's just a lot
858 00:39:54 I'm pretty sure none of itis supposed to be
859 00:39:56 It's like it waspart of a miniature
860 00:39:59 And they used a chromiumalloy for the hull.
861 00:40:03 I would've used aluminum,but I'm crazy.
862 00:40:05 What's that weird thingthat guy said to the lady
863 00:40:09 Um... oh, I know whatyou're talking about.
864 00:40:10 Fourth cataclysm.Yeah.
865 00:40:13 - Hi.- Fourth cataclysm.
866 00:40:15 That sound likea franchise nobody
867 00:40:17 Oh, yeah, you guys,you have a visitor.
868 00:40:19 Um, she's here tosee you in the booth.
869 00:40:21 Booth number one.With the earrings.
870 00:40:23 Yeah.Yeah.
871 00:40:26 Thanks.No worries.
872 00:40:27 I'm joining the club.
873 00:40:29 Um... well, it's notreally a... I'm sorry.
874 00:40:32 Kevin. Hi, can youanswer the phone, please?
875 00:40:35 I can't.It's in the fish tank.
876 00:40:36 The one on thedesk that's ringing.
877 00:40:38 Oh, that one.Yep.
878 00:40:40 Oh, my god.What's this place
879 00:40:42 Conductors of themetaphysical examination.
880 00:40:44 Got it. Uh, conductorsof metamucils and stuff.
881 00:40:48 Whee, oh, slow down.
882 00:40:49 I... what...
883 00:40:53 They hung up?
884 00:40:54 No, I was just notinto that conversation.
885 00:40:56 Kevin, I'm really gonnaneed you to try a little
886 00:41:00 Well, if they callback, I will. I got
887 00:41:03 I'm in a hide-and-seektournament, and we are
888 00:41:06 Uh, Kevin, I'm gonnaneed you to pick up
889 00:41:09 - Ouch.- Oh!
890 00:41:10 Eh, did youhurt your face?
891 00:41:12 Hey, did y'all hirethat big dumb dude?
892 00:41:15 Bye!
893 00:41:16 Man, I gota cousin mookie.
894 00:41:18 He is half as stupid,and he will work
895 00:41:22 The thing is, thisisn't really a club.
896 00:41:24 It's a scientificresearch group.
897 00:41:26 And I understand that,but let me
898 00:41:29 I read a lotof nonfiction,
899 00:41:31 and you guys knowa lot about
900 00:41:34 but I know New York.
901 00:41:35 And check this out!
902 00:41:37 I can borrow a carfrom my uncle,
903 00:41:39 and y'all won't haveto lug all this heavy
904 00:41:42 Oh, guys, we gotto get a car.
905 00:41:44 You need me. You need Patty.Patty come with benefits.
906 00:41:47 Stop playinglike you don't.
907 00:41:49 You're in.
908 00:41:50 Ha!
909 00:41:53 Oh, yeah.
910 00:41:55 You get a car,and you get a car,
911 00:42:00 Uh, you didn't disclosethat the vehicle
912 00:42:04 I'm sorry. My uncle ownsa funeral home, not
913 00:42:08 Hope you checkedto see there wasn't
914 00:42:11 Uh, I don't think so.I don't really know.
915 00:42:13 You didn't check?
916 00:42:15 I mean, I wasin a hurry.
917 00:42:16 I checked to seeif we had gas.
918 00:42:19 So there is a body?
919 00:42:20 Let holtzmann check.She likes that
920 00:42:22 Yeah, I can thinkof seven good uses
921 00:42:25 No, Dr. Frankenstein,
922 00:42:27 we got to turn in the bodyif there's one in there.
923 00:42:30 All right.Don't do that.
924 00:42:32 Basedon the results of the
925 00:42:35 The one where you werealmost killed, remember?
926 00:42:36 I remember.
927 00:42:38 I added a boosterusing microfabricated
928 00:42:42 to speed up particles beforeentering the dla device,
929 00:42:46 portable, wearablefor maximum flexibility.
930 00:42:48 Then we add thereversible psychokinetic
931 00:42:51 plus holtzy's hollow beamto this baby, and voila.
932 00:42:54 We got a ghostin there.
933 00:42:56 Slap me.Okay.
934 00:42:58 I will slap youas...
935 00:43:00 I just want to saywhat an exciting
936 00:43:02 Holtzmann, I ambeyond impressed.
937 00:43:04 Abby, is that comfortable?
938 00:43:06 It's a lot heavierthan I expected,
939 00:43:08 and I'm pretty sureit's compacting my
940 00:43:11 So you're gonna wantto plant your feet firm.
941 00:43:13 Bend your kneesto compensate for
942 00:43:15 All right.Turning the machine on.
943 00:43:18 Whoo!
944 00:43:20 Boy, she's gotan impressive purr.
945 00:43:22 All right, so that'sthe target right there.
946 00:43:25 Just put your thumbon that red trigger
947 00:43:27 Yeah.And go to town.
948 00:43:29 Okay.
949 00:43:31 And here we go!
950 00:43:34 Whoa!
951 00:43:35 Oh!Oh!
952 00:43:39 I guess she's notbending her knees
953 00:43:41 Whoo!
954 00:43:42 She's doinga marvelous impression
955 00:43:45 We just got to let herride it out until
956 00:43:48 She's corkscrewing me!
957 00:43:50 Abby,I'll make some adjustments.
958 00:43:51 It's like fightinga gator!
959 00:43:55 So, how did the twoof you guys meet?
960 00:43:58 Uh, Abby transferredto my high school,
961 00:44:01 Go, karate cats.
962 00:44:03 We started tellingghost stories, and we just
963 00:44:06 And all the other kidswere, you know, getting
964 00:44:09 and we're like,"uh, that's stupid."
965 00:44:12 Plus, we were neverinvited to the parties.
966 00:44:14 No, I think that'sbecause we told
967 00:44:16 very, very scaryghost stories,
968 00:44:18 and I think theother kids were
969 00:44:20 That's what wasactually happening.
970 00:44:22 So, how did y'allget into ghosts?
971 00:44:25 Yeah, I did.
972 00:44:27 Really?
973 00:44:29 When I was eight years old,the mean old lady that
974 00:44:33 And that night,i woke up
975 00:44:37 and she was standingat the foot of my bed,
976 00:44:40 just staring at me.
977 00:44:45 She did thatevery night for
978 00:44:49 What?
979 00:44:51 And I told my parents,and they didn't believe me.
980 00:44:55 Stilldon't believe me.
981 00:44:57 I had to go totherapy for years,
982 00:44:59 and the kids atschool found out,
983 00:45:02 and they would laugh at meand make fun of me,
984 00:45:05 call me "ghost girl."
985 00:45:10 Abby was the onlyperson who believed me.
986 00:45:13 Kids is mean, man.But I believe you.
987 00:45:15 Thanks.
988 00:45:17 I havesome questions.
989 00:45:18 Seriously?
990 00:45:20 It wasa long time ago.
991 00:45:27 Hello.
992 00:45:28 Looking forwardto this metal show.
993 00:45:31 Hi.
994 00:45:33 Ozzy rocks! Whoo!
995 00:45:35 Yeah!
996 00:45:37 Yes.
997 00:45:38 He certainlydoes rock.
998 00:45:43 This world cannot becleansed fast enough.
999 00:45:45 Hi.
1000 00:45:47 Enjoy the show.
1001 00:45:49 Rock and roll.
1002 00:45:49 A local team of paranormal investigators released a video
1003 00:45:55 You can see clearly there's something in the picture
1004 00:45:58 Oh, my god!They're showing the video!
1005 00:46:00 We famous!We famous.
1006 00:46:01 As a result, there are a lot of questions being asked now
1007 00:46:03 about the people who shot the video.
1008 00:46:05 So, what do we think of these ghostbusters? Are they
1009 00:46:09 "Ghostbusters"?That is not our name.
1010 00:46:10 They can't justmake up a name
1011 00:46:12 I spoke with Martin heiss earlier.
1012 00:46:13 He's with the council for logic and data.
1013 00:46:15 Martin heiss.Okay, okay.
1014 00:46:16 He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.
1015 00:46:19 Dr. heiss, you're a highly regarded scientific authority.
1016 00:46:21 Your credentials are impeccable.
1017 00:46:23 If you see something of true scientific
1018 00:46:26 that goes a long way
1019 00:46:26 to legitimize these ghostbusters and
1020 00:46:30 A game changer, yes.
1021 00:46:32 So, tell me, Dr. heiss, is this for real?
1022 00:46:36 Hell no.
1023 00:46:38 So, now we'rethe ghost girls.
1024 00:46:40 I feel your pain, Erin.
1025 00:46:42 No. You know what?Screw that.
1026 00:46:45 We are scientists.
1027 00:46:47 Plus Patty.Thank you.
1028 00:46:48 Okay, we believein provable,
1029 00:46:49 physical results.
1030 00:46:51 That's what webelieve in.
1031 00:46:52 Preach.I will preach.
1032 00:46:54 You know what we'regonna do, ladies?
1033 00:46:55 We're gonna catch a ghost,we're gonna bring...
1034 00:46:57 God.
1035 00:46:59 We're gonna catch a ghost,bring it back to the lab...
1036 00:47:01 Kevin?Yes, boss?
1037 00:47:03 Can you answer thephone that's ringing,
1038 00:47:04 - Buddy.- Yes, I can, boss.
1039 00:47:07 Uh, ghostbusters.
1040 00:47:08 "Conductors ofthe metaphysical..."
1041 00:47:10 Cool. See ya.
1042 00:47:12 Hey, guys, which oneof these makes me look
1043 00:47:15 Me playing saxophoneor me listening
1044 00:47:18 Who was on the phone?
1045 00:47:20 Uh, the stonebrook theatre?
1046 00:47:22 There's a goaton the loose.
1047 00:47:24 I'm gonnaload up the car.
1048 00:47:26 Whoa.Okay, okay, okay!
1049 00:47:28 Yo, yo, I gotsomething for us, too!
1050 00:47:32 Hey, hey, hey,you guys, I got
1051 00:47:34 I'm making itofficial, man.
1052 00:47:35 You put oneof these on, you won't
1053 00:47:37 That's great.
1054 00:47:38 Hey!
1055 00:47:40 Look at this beauty!
1056 00:47:44 Wait a minute,what did you do
1057 00:47:46 I fixed it.
1058 00:47:48 Man, this is soinappropriate for
1059 00:47:50 Oh, we have fun.
1060 00:48:28 Let's go.Let's go...
1061 00:48:29 Oh. Did you want to...I'm sorry.
1062 00:48:30 I'll let you.I'll let you.
1063 00:48:45 Are you the ghostbusters?
1064 00:48:47 Actually, we'rethe conductors of
1065 00:48:49 We're... yes.We're the ghostbusters.
1066 00:48:58 "There's a chickenfrying itself
1067 00:49:01 That is strange.That is not
1068 00:49:03 Please, follow me.
1069 00:49:06 Right away.Please, all of you.
1070 00:49:08 Fernando was down herewhen something crawled out
1071 00:49:12 I heard him screaming,so I went to check,
1072 00:49:14 and that's whenthe "thing" was
1073 00:49:17 tossing Fernandoall around the room.
1074 00:49:19 I thought it was gonnakill him. I shrieked
1075 00:49:22 I guess I scared it,because I'm told
1076 00:49:24 that I have a verydisturbing scream.
1077 00:49:26 I could see that.
1078 00:49:28 Anyway, if you couldjust mosey around, you'll
1079 00:49:30 'Kay, girls?
1080 00:49:32 All right.Well, we know
1081 00:49:34 Let's split up,and if you see anything,
1082 00:49:38 Roger.
1083 00:49:54 Holtzmann!Come on!
1084 00:49:57 The hat is too much,right?
1085 00:49:59 Is it the wigor the hat?
1086 00:50:00 Come on.
1087 00:50:22 Guys, I thinki got another one
1088 00:50:24 I just thoughtthis was gonna be
1089 00:50:26 Play some Stevienicks albums, you know?
1090 00:50:29 'Cause I'm telling youright now, if I see two twins
1091 00:50:32 I'm gonna pass out.
1092 00:50:36 Okay, yep.
1093 00:50:38 Room full of nightmares.Not going in there.
1094 00:50:40 I don't understandhow I get wrapped
1095 00:50:44 I had a good jobat the mta.
1096 00:50:46 Was it perfect?
1097 00:50:48 No, of courseit wasn't perfect.
1098 00:50:49 But I tell you what,everybody was alive.
1099 00:50:55 Was thatthere before?
1100 00:50:57 Please do not answer.
1101 00:51:00 I said,don't answer!
1102 00:51:05 Okay...
1103 00:51:09 Oh!
1104 00:51:12 Hi.
1105 00:51:13 It's a full paranormaltransferal embodiment.
1106 00:51:16 Erin, all of ourtheories on spectral
1107 00:51:20 There's a ghostin that thing,
1108 00:51:23 Let's light 'em up!
1109 00:51:28 Whoa...
1110 00:51:34 Run! We're gonnalose it! Come on!
1111 00:51:36 - I love your fire!- Oh, man.
1112 00:51:46 Ugh!
1113 00:51:48 Upstairs!Go, go, go!
1114 00:52:06 That's not mine!
1115 00:52:11 I think those machinesare making them stronger!
1116 00:52:13 That thingis super ionized!
1117 00:52:14 And supernot-benign!
1118 00:52:16 This music is so terrible,it's making him more angry.
1119 00:52:19 Play something gentle!
1120 00:52:21 Behold the power of the undead!
1121 00:52:25 We have summoned Satan himself!
1122 00:52:27 For we are the kings of all...
1123 00:52:37 Let's do this!Go, go.
1124 00:52:53 This auditorium isart deco, you idiots!
1125 00:52:56 Aim for the ghost!
1126 00:53:00 Hey, Patty,you take that aisle.
1127 00:53:03 Okay, I need y'allto get out the way!
1128 00:53:04 We need to getup those aisles!
1129 00:53:06 All right, move, people!I need to get down
1130 00:53:08 If you're not gonna move,you're gonna become
1131 00:53:11 All right, heads up!
1132 00:53:14 Come on! Move me left!
1133 00:53:16 Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings.Watch the rings.
1134 00:53:18 Okay, you sweaty freaks.
1135 00:53:19 I'm 'bout to saveyou from this ghost!
1136 00:53:25 Ooh.
1137 00:53:26 Okay, so I don't knowif it was a race thing
1138 00:53:29 or a lady thing,but I'm mad as hell.
1139 00:53:31 Pick me up!All right, put me down!
1140 00:53:33 Put me down!Down, down, thank you.
1141 00:53:36 Okay, Patty,stay still!
1142 00:53:39 You have sort of a...Okay, I just...
1143 00:53:41 I don't need youto tell me anything
1144 00:53:43 No, no,no... you got a...
1145 00:53:45 I really needyou not to tell me
1146 00:53:48 But, Patty, there...Hey. I'm tired.
1147 00:53:50 - No, no, no...- Listen...
1148 00:53:52 I'm just gonna goahead and take off,
1149 00:53:54 No, no, no,i don't really think
1150 00:53:55 Going to take off...Come on,
1151 00:53:57 And I don't want topiss off the ghost.
1152 00:54:02 Moving, going back tomy booth at the mta,
1153 00:54:06 so let me know if youneed some metrocards.
1154 00:54:08 Do it, do it,do it.
1155 00:54:10 Really?
1156 00:54:11 All right, ladies,light 'em up!
1157 00:54:13 Patty,stay still.
1158 00:54:15 Just don't hit Pattyanywhere important.
1159 00:54:16 What?Nothing!
1160 00:54:22 Oh, you gonnaget it now!
1161 00:54:26 Holtz, open that trap!
1162 00:54:27 Okay.
1163 00:54:29 And I'm gonnaopen it on three.
1164 00:54:31 Holtzmann!Ready?
1165 00:54:33 - Sweetie!- Two...
1166 00:54:35 Open the box!And one. Okay!
1167 00:54:41 Erin, doing great.Abby, doing great.
1168 00:54:43 Patty, trya little harder, okay?
1169 00:54:45 Get in the box,you hellion!
1170 00:54:48 Come on, we got you!
1171 00:54:50 Come on.
1172 00:55:00 Whew!
1173 00:55:01 Excuse me, gotta get...Excuse me, excuse me.
1174 00:55:02 I got a ghost to get.Thank you.
1175 00:55:08 Did we justcatch a ghost?
1176 00:55:12 Oh, yeah, yeah.
1177 00:55:13 We put a ghostin a box!
1178 00:55:20 Yes!
1179 00:55:23 Right in there!
1180 00:55:25 We are the beasts of mayhem!
1181 00:55:34 Sorry, can't buy youanother one.
1182 00:55:36 Yeah!
1183 00:55:40 Sharon! I thinkI'm having
1184 00:55:43 Ghostbusters!Ghostbusters!
1185 00:55:46 My gosh.Thanks so much.
1186 00:55:47 Why are thereghosts in New York?
1187 00:55:49 We made magic today,and that's all I got
1188 00:55:51 Where are theseghosts coming from?
1189 00:55:55 Are there any moreghosts inside
1190 00:55:56 I think wetook it out.
1191 00:55:58 Listen,we're scientists.
1192 00:56:00 We're here for theunanswerable questions and,
1193 00:56:03 We're theghostbusters!
1194 00:56:04 Yeah!
1195 00:56:08 Nope. I had himyesterday.
1196 00:56:10 So?
1197 00:56:11 So, it's your turn.
1198 00:56:13 Weirdo city.
1199 00:56:15 Charge the lines.
1200 00:56:17 Create the vortex.
1201 00:56:20 Break the barrier.
1202 00:56:22 Enjoy your fun,ghostbusters.
1203 00:56:25 For soon, you shallbow down before me.
1204 00:56:43 There he is.
1205 00:56:44 Come on, Kevin.Let's go.
1206 00:56:46 Uh-oh, kev.
1207 00:56:48 Go, kev.
1208 00:56:49 Go, kev.Go, kev.
1209 00:56:51 Go, kev.
1210 00:56:52 Ah.Uh-oh, kev.
1211 00:56:54 Watch it!Stop, kev.
1212 00:56:55 Watch it.Stop it, Kevin.
1213 00:57:04 Oh, please.
1214 00:57:07 Get it. Get it.
1215 00:57:10 This is so good.We have to celebrate.
1216 00:57:11 Come on! This is what...You're right,
1217 00:57:13 Yep....Legit feels like.
1218 00:57:15 Right here. This.Yep.
1219 00:57:16 Oh, my god.
1220 00:57:18 You have to stopkissing this.
1221 00:57:20 That... it just makesme feel so warm
1222 00:57:23 That's probablythe radiation.
1223 00:57:27 Hey, guys, I got somepretty cool stuff
1224 00:57:29 if you want tojust turn your head.
1225 00:57:31 I got some newlyprinted circuit boards,
1226 00:57:33 and I rebuilt thesuperconducting magnets.
1227 00:57:35 I improved beam accuracy
1228 00:57:37 by adding a plasma shieldto the rf discharge chamber.
1229 00:57:39 I have cryocooler toreduce helium boil-off,
1230 00:57:41 and to top it all off,we got a freakin'
1231 00:57:45 to attenuate rf noiseand avoid quenching.
1232 00:57:49 Nice!All right!
1233 00:57:50 There's a smartin Christhere to see you.
1234 00:57:53 Smartin Christ?
1235 00:57:55 Wait, are you saying"Martin heiss"?
1236 00:57:58 Doctor...No. No.
1237 00:58:00 Dr. Martin heiss, thefamed scientist and
1238 00:58:02 He's in thisbuilding right now?
1239 00:58:05 Okay, you tell himthat we're not here.
1240 00:58:07 Wait, what? What?I don't want
1241 00:58:09 They're not here.
1242 00:58:10 Oh...
1243 00:58:12 Dr. heiss, hello.Welcome.
1244 00:58:15 Is this a good time,doctor, or is this
1245 00:58:20 Why don't youcall and make
1246 00:58:22 It's actuallya perfect time.
1247 00:58:24 We were just doingsome experiments
1248 00:58:28 Ah.
1249 00:58:30 Yes, please,have a seat.
1250 00:58:31 Let's startlight and easy.
1251 00:58:34 Why are you pretendingto catch ghosts?
1252 00:58:39 You know, it's reallyeasy to just sit there
1253 00:58:44 when you don'tactually do anything.
1254 00:58:45 You know that weonly comprehend about
1255 00:58:49 4%!
1256 00:58:51 Across the board!It's four!
1257 00:58:52 Abby, Abby...
1258 00:58:55 We all believe inthe scientific method.
1259 00:58:57 I've dedicatedmy life to it.
1260 00:59:00 And we haveactually done it.
1261 00:59:04 Today, at 4:32 P.M.,
1262 00:59:07 we successfullytrapped a class 3 vapor.
1263 00:59:11 You're telling me
1264 00:59:13 there is a ghost
1265 00:59:15 inside that thermos?
1266 00:59:17 In that can?Don't touch it.
1267 00:59:19 Booyah.Emphasis on the "boo."
1268 00:59:21 Well, I would love tosee that. I really would.
1269 00:59:23 Shoot. You know what?You're not gonna
1270 00:59:27 We're still assessingwhat type of containment
1271 00:59:30 We're testingthe lab... in the...
1272 00:59:35 So, till we figureout how to best
1273 00:59:39 that's not gonna happen.
1274 00:59:41 How's thatfor my timing?
1275 00:59:42 I come.
1276 00:59:44 You've caught a ghost.I can't see it.
1277 00:59:46 Look, I knowit probably sounds like
1278 00:59:49 Yeah.It sounds crazy,
1279 00:59:51 and we probablydon't really look like
1280 00:59:55 No, you only lackthe proper equipment,
1281 00:59:57 like a garbage truckto hang on to the back of.
1282 01:00:02 Said the guy withthe walking stick
1283 01:00:05 It was my mother's.
1284 01:00:07 Yeah, that isan awesome hat.
1285 01:00:09 All right, man.
1286 01:00:10 Thanks for stopping by.
1287 01:00:12 Well, I guessthe graciousness
1288 01:00:15 You want to see it?
1289 01:00:17 I would loveto see it.
1290 01:00:20 Well, he can't see it.
1291 01:00:22 I'm going to showit to you, then.
1292 01:00:23 Gear up, you guys.No, you're not. Don't.
1293 01:00:27 Excuse me.Why are you
1294 01:00:29 Because he doesn'tbelieve us.
1295 01:00:31 Erin. Come on,we have finally succeeded
1296 01:00:33 at doing the thingthat we have talked about
1297 01:00:36 And you want to riskit all, what, for him?
1298 01:00:39 Who cares if youimpress him?
1299 01:00:41 Oh, golly, you twoare something.
1300 01:00:44 You're right. I'm sorry.
1301 01:00:45 I don't...Okay.
1302 01:00:47 I don't knowwhat I was thinking.
1303 01:00:48 It's okay.
1304 01:00:52 Attagirl!
1305 01:00:53 Sorry. I did it.I'm sorry.
1306 01:00:54 - My god!- I know!
1307 01:00:55 Casper?
1308 01:01:01 Aw, man!
1309 01:01:03 Hey, that man wentout the wrong door.
1310 01:01:07 Oh, my god.
1311 01:01:11 Who threw himout the window?
1312 01:01:13 A ghost threwhim out the window.
1313 01:01:15 Oh, you mean likePatrick Swayze?
1314 01:01:17 Like, he's sittingbehind you, making
1315 01:01:18 Yeah. LikePatrick Swayze.
1316 01:01:20 That's it. Then we wereall dancing at a summer
1317 01:01:23 And then we sat down,and he was behind me,
1318 01:01:25 and we made a vase.
1319 01:01:26 Oh, you're combiningthe two...
1320 01:01:28 I combined a coupleof Swayze movies.
1321 01:01:29 Oh, you know whatwas a good one?
1322 01:01:31 I loved road house.
1323 01:01:32 Point break.He was a...
1324 01:01:33 Oh, point break.
1325 01:01:34 Come on. At the endwith the big wave?
1326 01:01:36 He was a ghostin that, too!
1327 01:01:37 Well, you don't knowif he dies at the end.
1328 01:01:39 He doesn't die.He doesn't die.
1329 01:01:41 Well, now what?
1330 01:01:44 Who are you guys?Official business.
1331 01:01:46 We'll take it fromhere. Thank you.
1332 01:01:47 What?You need to come with us.
1333 01:01:48 What?Why?
1334 01:01:50 The mayor needsa word, ladies.
1335 01:01:58 - Mayor.- Oh!
1336 01:02:00 Hey! There you are.
1337 01:02:02 Welcome. Sorry for themess and for the drama.
1338 01:02:05 Please, come sit down.Take that one.
1339 01:02:07 Good. That's right.And, you, that's
1340 01:02:09 And take theend seat. Good.
1341 01:02:13 That's not so good.
1342 01:02:14 No feet on thetable, please.
1343 01:02:16 Um, sir, we don'thave a lot of time.
1344 01:02:17 And we're not frauds.No.
1345 01:02:19 We are legitimatescientists.
1346 01:02:20 We know you'renot frauds,
1347 01:02:22 because we have beenmonitoring this situation
1348 01:02:24 Agents Hawkinsand rorke are with
1349 01:02:27 So we've been investigatingthis extremely quietly.
1350 01:02:32 Okay.So, what do you know?
1351 01:02:35 Um, we believethat someone
1352 01:02:38 that attractsand amplifies
1353 01:02:40 And that activitycan be escalating now
1354 01:02:42 and giving us an evenlarger scale event.
1355 01:02:45 "Larger scale."Well, that sounds terrible.
1356 01:02:48 Okay, well,you've been doing
1357 01:02:50 We really appreciate it,but it's time to knock it off.
1358 01:02:53 What?Knock it off.
1359 01:02:54 No, I heard you andi see the hand gesture.
1360 01:02:57 These gentlemen areon it. Let the government
1361 01:03:00 We're just worriedthat you all are drawing
1362 01:03:04 Exactly....To yourselves.
1363 01:03:06 What?
1364 01:03:07 Patty does wearbig earrings.
1365 01:03:09 Well, if it's a crimeto look good,
1366 01:03:13 Other than that,i feel like we keep
1367 01:03:17 You drive a hearsewith a ghost on it,
1368 01:03:18 and you use a distinctlyun-American-sounding siren.
1369 01:03:21 We do.
1370 01:03:22 Do you have any ideahow many federal regulations
1371 01:03:24 you're breakingon a daily basis?
1372 01:03:25 One?No.
1373 01:03:27 Two?No.
1374 01:03:29 Is it one?
1375 01:03:30 Just sit quietly.
1376 01:03:32 Here'sthe essence of the deal.
1377 01:03:33 We are gonna have tomake the public believe
1378 01:03:36 that you are frauds.
1379 01:03:38 What? Wait. Why?What?
1380 01:03:40 The human brain,you know, it can
1381 01:03:42 If everybody knew whatwas going on, you know,
1382 01:03:45 So, we need to get theinformation out there
1383 01:03:48 that the incident atthe concert was a hoax.
1384 01:03:50 'Cause, otherwise,there'd be mass hysteria.
1385 01:03:54 Uh, we don't wantmass hysteria either.
1386 01:03:57 Our main concernis that we're allowed
1387 01:04:00 Yes, that isvery important.
1388 01:04:02 But my concern is,i feel like the
1389 01:04:07 already kind ofout of the bag.
1390 01:04:09 I think what they'resaying is the cat
1391 01:04:13 They want usto put the cat
1392 01:04:16 No, I know that'swhat they're saying.
1393 01:04:18 But I'm sayingthe cat's already out.
1394 01:04:20 So it's hard toput the cat back in.
1395 01:04:22 But that's whythey have that saying.
1396 01:04:24 If the cat isoutta the bag, you can't
1397 01:04:25 I put a cat ina bag all the time.
1398 01:04:26 But once the catis out of the bag,
1399 01:04:28 aren't you like,"ooh! The cat is
1400 01:04:30 We just want toshove that damn
1401 01:04:31 The cat has beenout of the bag before,
1402 01:04:33 and yet, peoplelose interest and
1403 01:04:35 People always move on.
1404 01:04:37 Sheriff in new Mexicoreports a ufo encounter.
1405 01:04:40 The crew ofthe ss ourang medan
1406 01:04:43 The entire townof langville, Montana,
1407 01:04:47 It does?
1408 01:04:48 Okay, but he...
1409 01:04:50 We're talkingabout relocating.
1410 01:04:51 No one's beingkilled here, right?
1411 01:04:55 They were turnedinside out.
1412 01:04:57 Their skin ison the inside
1413 01:04:59 Their skin is on the insideof their body because their
1414 01:05:04 But they're okay, right?
1415 01:05:06 Sure.
1416 01:05:07 I think they're dead.
1417 01:05:09 On that horrifying note,thank you all so
1418 01:05:13 Now, the mayor saidwe could continue our
1419 01:05:17 We got to be prepared.
1420 01:05:18 That's why I've madea table of treats.
1421 01:05:21 Erin, you've had a hard day.Step right up.
1422 01:05:22 Pick a gun, any gun.
1423 01:05:25 No!
1424 01:05:26 I'm sorry, not that gun.
1425 01:05:28 That one's not ready.It's yours when it is.
1426 01:05:30 Here, in the meantime...
1427 01:05:32 This.
1428 01:05:34 Wow! What does it do?
1429 01:05:35 It's a Swiss army knife.
1430 01:05:37 No woman shouldwalk around unarmed.
1431 01:05:39 I know what it does.
1432 01:05:41 Also, here, whydon't you take this.
1433 01:05:44 Give that a toss.
1434 01:05:45 That's gonna sendup a little poof.
1435 01:05:47 It's only dangerousto ghosts.
1436 01:05:49 All right.Okay.
1437 01:05:55 Oh, nice!
1438 01:05:57 Ooh!Oh!
1439 01:06:00 Yeah, my mistake.It was a medium poof.
1440 01:06:03 This puppy I like tocall a ghost chipper.
1441 01:06:05 Hollow-laser technology,sucks in the ghost
1442 01:06:09 Step up to bat and dowhat you're gonna do.
1443 01:06:12 You truly scare me.I just want to
1444 01:06:17 I'm gonna just...
1445 01:06:25 - Oh...- Come on!
1446 01:06:26 Oh, it's likemardi gras in there.
1447 01:06:28 It's a proton glove.
1448 01:06:30 It's gonna maximizeflexibility during
1449 01:06:33 Just give it a punch,it's motion-activated.
1450 01:06:39 Ha-ha!
1451 01:06:47 Okay. That...
1452 01:06:49 ...was awesome!
1453 01:06:55 No, that is a deadlyhigh five.
1454 01:06:57 - No.- Hey, ladies,
1455 01:06:59 I'd call thisa successful test.
1456 01:07:03 It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.
1457 01:07:06 You know, these ghostbusters are creating
1458 01:07:10 in a sad grab for fame.It's fine.
1459 01:07:12 People can rest assured that these women are fake.
1460 01:07:14 Well, it's official.We're all ghost girls now.
1461 01:07:17 All right, I wouldlike to remind
1462 01:07:20 that in a veryshort amount of time,
1463 01:07:22 we have seen multipleclass 4 malevolent
1464 01:07:26 Yeah.We did.
1465 01:07:27 Who cares what anybody elseis saying about us?
1466 01:07:29 We know what we're doing.
1467 01:07:31 I mean, all morning,I've been reading
1468 01:07:34 There's sightingsall over the city.
1469 01:07:35 "Wailing spirit sightedat 6th and 26th."
1470 01:07:38 Another one,"spectral polar
1471 01:07:41 Then there was thatweeping wall in the
1472 01:07:45 Wait. Did you say6th and 26th?
1473 01:07:48 Yeah. "Wailing spirits,6th and 26th."
1474 01:07:50 6th and 26th.6th and 26th. Okay.
1475 01:07:54 6th and 26th.
1476 01:07:56 Um, aldridge mansion.Um, upper West Side.
1477 01:08:00 Um, where did wefind the first device?
1478 01:08:02 Uh, at the subway,right here.
1479 01:08:03 Okay.
1480 01:08:04 Theater. Downtown.Downtown.
1481 01:08:06 Downtown?Yes, yes.
1482 01:08:08 Okay, what was theother address you said?
1483 01:08:09 Polar bear on63rd and 5th Avenue.
1484 01:08:12 And the one in Chelsea?
1485 01:08:13 Uh... Chelsea is at10th Avenue and 18th.
1486 01:08:15 18th. 10th and 18th.
1487 01:08:18 Uh.
1488 01:08:29 What do thoselook like to you?
1489 01:08:31 Oh, it's an "x."Touching other
1490 01:08:34 Ley lines.Ley lines.
1491 01:08:35 What's "ley lines"?
1492 01:08:37 It's a hidden networkof energy lines that
1493 01:08:40 It's a current ofsupernatural energy.
1494 01:08:43 Supposedly, if youlook at sacred sites and weird
1495 01:08:46 and connect them with lineswhere they intersect,
1496 01:08:48 it's an unusuallypowerful spot.
1497 01:08:51 Abby and I justdismissed this theory
1498 01:08:52 because it justseemed too random
1499 01:08:55 Dismiss this.
1500 01:08:59 Okay. That looks likeit's got some merit.
1501 01:09:04 He's using the devicesto charge the ley lines.
1502 01:09:08 He's creatinga vortex.
1503 01:09:11 Oh, boy.
1504 01:09:13 Okay, if he gets oneof his machines in there
1505 01:09:16 he's gonna be ableto rip a hole right
1506 01:09:18 Letting whatever'son this plane
1507 01:09:21 come crashing downon this plane.
1508 01:09:24 Okay, I'm callingthis in.
1509 01:09:27 Okay, um, thatintersection right there
1510 01:09:33 What is there now?
1511 01:09:35 The mercado.
1512 01:09:36 Mercado. It's Spanishfor "table."
1513 01:09:39 The mercado?That actually makes sense.
1514 01:09:41 Okay, yes, I'm lookingfor agents Hawkins
1515 01:09:44 The mercado has oneof the weirdest histories
1516 01:09:47 of the buildingsin New York.
1517 01:09:49 Okay, soit's your standard-issue
1518 01:09:50 No. This is even beforeit was a building.
1519 01:09:53 All sorts of massacreshappened at that spot.
1520 01:09:55 Like the peaceful tradebetween the lenape Indians
1521 01:09:59 Then, all of a sudden,everybody dies.
1522 01:10:01 Oh, my god, you guys.This is the dude
1523 01:10:04 that was talkingabout the cataclysms!
1524 01:10:07 Oh.
1525 01:10:08 It's alwaysthe sad, pale ones.
1526 01:10:10 Okay, ladies,let's gear up and
1527 01:10:18 Who's in the mood tosave New York City?
1528 01:10:44 And did youtry adjusting the thermostat
1529 01:10:49 Well, I'm terriblysorry that you have
1530 01:10:52 Why don't you holdwhile I connect you
1531 01:10:56 Hi. Excuse me.Hold on.
1532 01:10:58 What do you want?Where's your janitor?
1533 01:11:01 Oh, that nut-job!What has he done...
1534 01:11:03 I don't want to know.
1535 01:11:05 Just take the stairsdown and get him out.
1536 01:11:38 Hey, stopright there!
1537 01:11:41 Shut it down!
1538 01:11:42 Ah.
1539 01:11:44 The ghostbusters.
1540 01:11:46 Look, I thinkit's great you found
1541 01:11:49 and I'm sure, on paper,flooding New York
1542 01:11:52 seemed likea great idea,
1543 01:11:53 but we happento like the world
1544 01:11:56 Then you must've beenafforded the basic dignity
1545 01:11:59 which I have been denied.
1546 01:12:01 Not really.
1547 01:12:02 People dump on uspretty much all the time.
1548 01:12:05 I am a genius.I see things that
1549 01:12:09 And for it,i am rewarded with nothing
1550 01:12:13 Luckily, I am notthe only one
1551 01:12:17 Behind these aremillions of souls,
1552 01:12:19 souls which havebeen cast aside.
1553 01:12:20 Souls who see the worldas it truly is, as garbage.
1554 01:12:25 Garbage that needsto be cleaned up.
1555 01:12:27 When these barriersare destroyed,
1556 01:12:29 an army of the undeadwill return to
1557 01:12:34 "Pester the living"doesn't sound so bad.
1558 01:12:37 They will returnto pester the living
1559 01:12:39 with unspeakablepain and torment.
1560 01:12:41 That's a different,uh, definition of "pester"
1561 01:12:45 I think the wordwe're looking for is
1562 01:12:48 Well, let's get thesebarriers destroyed,
1563 01:12:53 Uh, uh, uh,uh, wait, wait,
1564 01:12:55 I get it.You don't like people.
1565 01:13:00 The thing is, though,there's so many terrific
1566 01:13:03 I mean, wonderfulthings that are
1567 01:13:07 I mean, you got soup,
1568 01:13:10 and, you know,that first...
1569 01:13:15 Oh, god. I can onlythink of soup. Anybody?
1570 01:13:18 Salad.Salad.
1571 01:13:20 Whoa, whoa!No, no, no!
1572 01:13:21 Okay, stopwhat you're doing.
1573 01:13:23 The police arealready on their way.
1574 01:13:25 It's over.You're going
1575 01:13:27 Well, in that case,
1576 01:13:31 bye.
1577 01:13:42 That's a weird move.
1578 01:13:43 Oh, he dead.That's a dead man.
1579 01:13:45 See if you canshut that thing down.
1580 01:13:51 Come on!Holtz?
1581 01:13:55 Holtz, are we good?
1582 01:13:56 Uh... well, he's not,but, yeah, we're okay.
1583 01:14:00 Okay. Well,that's over.
1584 01:14:02 Okay, we're down here!Down here!
1585 01:14:04 You hate to seethe smart ones go bad.
1586 01:14:07 Man, it smells likeburned bologna and
1587 01:14:10 Like, um,the dude that worked here,
1588 01:14:13 he, like, dressed, like,in a captain kirk-type outfit.
1589 01:14:16 What's up?He was,
1590 01:14:17 I don't know.It's strange.
1591 01:14:19 You know,his technology's not
1592 01:14:21 It's basically, like,we're both using
1593 01:14:24 - That is strange.- I think I know why.
1594 01:14:27 Look what Mr. cuckoo pantshas been reading
1595 01:14:31 Oh, my god.
1596 01:14:33 I told you that therewould be people out there
1597 01:14:35 Why am I so flattered thatthat weird little sociopath
1598 01:14:38 Oh, thank you foreverything you did.
1599 01:14:42 The mayor thanks you,of course.
1600 01:14:44 Privately,so don't tell anyone.
1601 01:14:46 Um...Can I walk you out?
1602 01:14:47 Well, why don't youall go get some rest?
1603 01:14:49 These gentlemen herewill get you out
1604 01:14:52 Oh, thank you.That's very nice.
1605 01:14:53 Thanks for allyou've done, ladies.
1606 01:14:55 Thank youvery much.
1607 01:14:56 I just have to saya couple things
1608 01:14:58 You knowhow that goes.
1609 01:14:59 So we just are gonnafake-arrest you now.
1610 01:15:02 Oh, and we towed your car.Real-tow, not fake-tow.
1611 01:15:05 - Ms. lynch!- What's that?
1612 01:15:06 Ms. lynch!What? Wait, why?
1613 01:15:07 Ow!
1614 01:15:09 Excuse me!Stop resisting.
1615 01:15:10 I'm not. I'm walkingwith you.
1616 01:15:12 - Is New York in trouble?- Everything is fine.
1617 01:15:14 It was just another publicitystunt by these incredibly
1618 01:15:21 It's like theyread eat, pray, love
1619 01:16:27 Did you guyslose your keys?
1620 01:16:29 What did I tell you?Pin it to your bra strap.
1621 01:16:31 That's wheremine is, and it...
1622 01:16:55 Who's out there?Holtzmann,
1623 01:17:15 Hello, Abby.
1624 01:17:21 Ghostbusters. What do you want?
1625 01:17:23 Hello? Guys, it's me.
1626 01:17:25 Are you there? Please pick up if you're there.
1627 01:17:26 Call me as soonas you get this.
1628 01:17:27 I think whenRowan killed himself,
1629 01:17:30 it was just the nextstep in his plan.
1630 01:17:31 The mayor's itinerary has been set.
1631 01:17:34 Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats at
1632 01:17:39 Lotus leaf.
1633 01:17:42 Abby! We got youa sandwich so you don't be
1634 01:17:46 You need some food.Your moods have
1635 01:17:49 Come on now.
1636 01:17:50 Abby?You in there?
1637 01:17:56 Everything okay?
1638 01:18:03 You want yourlittle sandwich?
1639 01:18:05 Abby...
1640 01:18:07 Hello, Jillian.
1641 01:18:09 Hello, Abby.
1642 01:18:11 Are you okay?
1643 01:18:12 I'm quite well.
1644 01:18:14 That's good.
1645 01:18:26 You found my pipe.
1646 01:18:28 I got it at thedumpster yesterday.
1647 01:18:30 I'm gonna use it tomake a proton shotgun.
1648 01:18:32 Pretty cool, right?
1649 01:18:34 If it doesn't work,we can just swing it
1650 01:18:37 so it's kind of a win-win.
1651 01:18:39 What?What are you doing?
1652 01:18:42 Not my babies!
1653 01:18:44 Hey!
1654 01:18:45 Wait a minute!No!
1655 01:18:47 Man,are y'all playing?
1656 01:18:48 'Cause this ain't funny,man. Yo! For real!
1657 01:18:51 See, Abby, I told youto have that sandwich, man.
1658 01:18:53 Low blood sugaris serious!
1659 01:18:55 Hello, Patricia.What?
1660 01:19:02 Abby!
1661 01:19:03 What the...
1662 01:19:05 Look at the view.
1663 01:19:08 This is fun, right?
1664 01:19:11 Good-bye.
1665 01:19:13 I got you, baby!I got you!
1666 01:19:29 Oh, my god,help me.
1667 01:19:35 Hell no!The devil is a liar!
1668 01:19:38 Boo.
1669 01:19:39 Hellion, begone!
1670 01:19:41 Oh, shit.
1671 01:19:43 Oh, no!
1672 01:19:46 Holtzy!Got you, holtzy!
1673 01:19:50 No!
1674 01:19:51 Get out of myfriend, ghost!
1675 01:19:54 Ow!
1676 01:19:58 Ow! That's gonnaleave a mark!
1677 01:20:00 The power of Pattycompels you!
1678 01:20:03 Ow!
1679 01:20:05 Is that you, Abby?
1680 01:20:06 Where did he go?
1681 01:20:07 Hey, guys,check it out!
1682 01:20:09 Hey, listen.
1683 01:20:10 I figured you're gonnaneed my help, so
1684 01:20:13 If you could just Chuckme down my own proton
1685 01:20:16 Kevin, come inside!Kevin.
1686 01:20:17 Come inside.I'm part of the team.
1687 01:20:19 I can help out.I'm not gonna
1688 01:20:20 Come on, move!Move!
1689 01:20:21 I was born tobe a ghostbuster,
1690 01:20:22 Nothing's gonnastop me!
1691 01:20:27 - Oh, man.- Kevin!
1692 01:20:28 Come on, Rowan,get out of him!
1693 01:20:30 Thanks for the upgrade.
1694 01:20:32 Rowan, ya big bully!
1695 01:20:35 Hope this guy knowshow to ride a motorcycle.
1696 01:20:37 Rowan, not Kevin!
1697 01:20:38 Yeah, he does.
1698 01:20:42 Oh, that's sonot good.
1699 01:20:51 No, no.It's just a magic trick.
1700 01:20:52 He didn't actuallycut her in half.
1701 01:20:53 No, no. I was there.She was cut in half.
1702 01:20:55 There's two women.
1703 01:20:56 Yeah, I saw it.
1704 01:20:57 It's just a trick.
1705 01:20:58 Mayor Bradley,it's me!
1706 01:21:00 Oh, boy.Code red.
1707 01:21:02 I have somethingin my teeth?
1708 01:21:04 It's me! It's Erin.
1709 01:21:06 She thinks that'sa sliding door.
1710 01:21:08 It's Erin. Hi!
1711 01:21:09 She thinks they'reall doors. That's sad.
1712 01:21:11 She's a scientist.
1713 01:21:13 Mayor Bradley.
1714 01:21:15 You have to evacuatethe city!
1715 01:21:17 Never say that word.
1716 01:21:18 You have toshut down the power
1717 01:21:20 Don't you understand?He's using the power
1718 01:21:22 You know what,as you can see,
1719 01:21:24 Oh, no.
1720 01:21:26 It's happening.
1721 01:21:27 Can you hear it?
1722 01:21:31 It's...
1723 01:21:34 Oh, um...
1724 01:21:35 Okay, that's a dumpster.
1725 01:21:36 But the undeadare still arriving.
1726 01:21:39 Please, mayor Bradley,you have to believe me.
1727 01:21:40 You're the only onethat can do something.
1728 01:21:42 Please don't be likethe mayor in jaws.
1729 01:21:45 Never compare me tothe jaws mayor. Never!
1730 01:21:47 Please, you haveto get everyone out.
1731 01:21:48 You're endangeringeveryone in the city!
1732 01:21:50 That tookway too long.
1733 01:21:51 What are you doing?
1734 01:21:52 My...Get off of me!
1735 01:21:55 Mayor Bradley,you have to listen
1736 01:21:56 Get out of the city!Get out of the city!
1737 01:21:59 They're coming!
1738 01:22:01 Don't you understand?These ghosts kill people!
1739 01:22:12 50 cents a t-shirt.
1740 01:22:14 My plan is to weara new one every day,
1741 01:22:16 and then just throw 'emout and then start over
1742 01:22:20 Whoa.Hey. Man, nobody ordered
1743 01:22:23 Clark Kent?
1744 01:22:25 Oh, because of the glassesand the handsomeness?
1745 01:22:38 I should haveworked out more
1746 01:22:51 Oh, I definitely shouldhave worked out more.
1747 01:23:29 You have to getout of the city!
1748 01:23:32 Please! Get out!
1749 01:23:36 Oh, no.
1750 01:23:38 It's happening.
1751 01:24:01 Oh...
1752 01:24:34 Let's do this.Oh, yeah.
1753 01:24:44 Taxi! Taxi!
1754 01:24:49 Where you going?Chinatown.
1755 01:24:51 Nah. That's, like,one more block south
1756 01:24:54 Sir, those are actualghosts flying around!
1757 01:24:56 Eh, they're class 5floating vapors.
1758 01:24:59 No, no, no,it's important. Don't you
1759 01:25:01 Look, I don't goto Chinatown,
1760 01:25:02 don't drive wackos,and I ain't afraid
1761 01:25:05 What? No, no, no, wait!
1762 01:25:07 Oh, god, I gotto get my gear.
1763 01:25:19 Seemto have hit an impasse.
1764 01:25:20 Yeah, I'd say so.
1765 01:25:25 All right, let'sclear a path.
1766 01:25:27 You guys,this looks like my kitchen.
1767 01:25:42 What the hellis that thing?
1768 01:25:48 Ew.
1769 01:25:49 Hey, hey!Wait!
1770 01:25:51 Oh, really?
1771 01:25:52 Did you leavethe keys in the car?
1772 01:26:00 My uncle isgonna be pissed.
1773 01:26:06 Okay,light him up!
1774 01:26:08 The equipment on topof that is basically
1775 01:26:10 What?Okay, I vote we
1776 01:26:27 Well, we just gavea ghost a nuke.
1777 01:26:29 We shouldprobably run.
1778 01:26:31 Yep.
1779 01:26:33 Go! Go!Moving out!
1780 01:26:56 Yo, was Thanksgivinglike Halloween back
1781 01:26:59 'Cause that's a creepy-assMacy's parade.
1782 01:27:02 I don't know. I've alwayskind of been attracted to
1783 01:27:07 Uh-oh.
1784 01:27:08 I just made eye contact.
1785 01:27:10 With the balloon?Yeah, straight down
1786 01:27:15 Oh, damn.I think we may look
1787 01:27:18 All right,let's pop some balloons!
1788 01:27:47 Oh, lord,have mercy.
1789 01:27:49 This isjust wrong!
1790 01:27:51 I can'tmove my hand.
1791 01:27:53 I can't reachthe trigger.
1792 01:27:56 You guys, this isexactly how
1793 01:28:10 Come on.
1794 01:28:12 Proton guns areall well and good,
1795 01:28:14 but sometimes youneed the Swiss army.
1796 01:28:18 Welcome back!
1797 01:28:20 Am I shouting?Yeah.
1798 01:28:22 I think the balloonpopped my ear!
1799 01:28:25 All right, let's gosave this city
1800 01:28:27 and get our terriblereceptionist back.
1801 01:28:29 We're not gonna findanother one that pretty.
1802 01:28:46 Who's theflying beefcake?
1803 01:28:50 Hello.
1804 01:29:08 Aw, women.Always late.
1805 01:29:11 Probably couldn't decidewhich dirty jumpsuit to wear.
1806 01:29:15 Let's give 'em a properNew York welcome, shall we?
1807 01:29:18 Boop.
1808 01:29:20 Welcome to the glorydays of New York City.
1809 01:29:23 Have fun!
1810 01:29:38 Never been goodin a fight.
1811 01:29:40 Well, good news.
1812 01:29:41 Here's your chanceto work on that.
1813 01:29:46 Guys,you all have your sidearms.
1814 01:29:48 I suggestyou use them.
1815 01:29:49 Okay, power up.
1816 01:30:10 Holtzy, get down!Get down!
1817 01:30:18 Slap shot!
1818 01:30:19 Gotcha.
1819 01:30:24 This isn't verypuritan behavior!
1820 01:30:30 D'oh. Nuts!
1821 01:30:38 I'm gettingthe hang of this!
1822 01:30:42 Oh, shoot.
1823 01:30:43 I lost my glasses!
1824 01:30:45 Wait, wait, I got 'em!They're in my hand!
1825 01:30:47 A little help!
1826 01:30:58 Oh, impressive.
1827 01:31:02 Holtzy! I got you!
1828 01:31:05 It's chipping timenow, ghost.
1829 01:31:09 And this is whatyou get for
1830 01:31:13 Missed me!
1831 01:31:14 Thanks, Patty.
1832 01:31:27 Oh, not you guys again!
1833 01:31:31 Say hello to my little...
1834 01:31:35 What the hell?
1835 01:31:41 Forgot aboutmy new toys.
1836 01:31:46 Let's go.
1837 01:32:15 You just gotholtzmanned, baby!
1838 01:32:18 You know what?
1839 01:32:19 I'm glad I didn't knowany of you when
1840 01:32:21 'cause I don'tenjoy any of you,
1841 01:32:24 Okay. All right,Abby, let's reel
1842 01:32:26 I don't like you either!We got to save
1843 01:32:28 Come on,let's go.
1844 01:32:32 Oh, my god,you killed a pilgrim.
1845 01:32:34 It appears I did.
1846 01:32:44 - This is weird.- It sure is.
1847 01:32:46 Hey, why y'alllike this?
1848 01:32:48 Something's up, man.
1849 01:32:53 Yeah, great work,fellas.
1850 01:32:55 Your countrythanks you.
1851 01:33:06 Well, that thing's havingthe time of its life.
1852 01:33:09 Let's go.
1853 01:33:35 Oh, god.
1854 01:33:37 It feels like theslime is after me,
1855 01:33:40 That's allI'm saying.
1856 01:33:41 This might bea crazy hunch,
1857 01:33:43 but I think he'sgot that machine
1858 01:33:47 Come on.
1859 01:33:53 Damn,i missed.
1860 01:33:55 Oh, Kevin!
1861 01:33:57 Ah, is that whatthis thing's name is?
1862 01:33:59 He seemed morelike a Chet to me.
1863 01:34:01 I must admit I amenjoying the body.
1864 01:34:03 First time in my lifei don't have to suck it in.
1865 01:34:06 I know you're gettingreal comfy in your
1866 01:34:08 but it's timeyou hop out.
1867 01:34:10 We like him, despitehis many, many
1868 01:34:14 He just startedfiguring out the phones!
1869 01:34:17 Mmm...I don't know.
1870 01:34:20 Is this a littletoo Peter Pan?
1871 01:34:22 Anyway,I'll embrace it.
1872 01:34:27 You know, to behonest with you,
1873 01:34:29 this guy's makingme feel stupider
1874 01:34:31 He's all yours.
1875 01:34:33 No!No, no, no!
1876 01:34:37 Don't let Rowanget away!
1877 01:34:39 I got his ass!Here I am.
1878 01:34:41 Nobody hurts Kevin, man!Nobody hurts Kevin!
1879 01:34:48 Over here.
1880 01:34:51 Those guns comewith instructions?
1881 01:34:53 Come on, Rowan!Come get your virginity
1882 01:34:56 You shoot like girls.12 o'clock!
1883 01:35:05 I think you broke it.
1884 01:35:06 Look what youmade me do!
1885 01:35:08 It's ridiculous.Let's get Kevin.
1886 01:35:11 I knewhe was dumb
1887 01:35:13 I didn't knowhe's as heavy as one.
1888 01:35:15 Pure muscle.Oh, and
1889 01:35:18 Come on, Rowan,show yourself!
1890 01:35:21 What formwould you prefer I take?
1891 01:35:23 Uh, maybesomething stationary.
1892 01:35:26 Well, I'll tell youwhat I prefer.
1893 01:35:28 I prefer somethingnice and cute, like
1894 01:35:32 Oh. Is thiswhat you want?
1895 01:35:34 Something more familiar?
1896 01:35:35 Mmm, ice cream. Mmm.
1897 01:35:37 Well, you know what,i don't have no
1898 01:35:39 Thank you very muchfor being reasonable.
1899 01:35:41 If this is what you want,it works for me.
1900 01:35:45 Oh, god,he's really going for it.
1901 01:35:47 Man, I said cute.Cute!
1902 01:35:50 Oh, god.
1903 01:35:51 No. No, no, no.
1904 01:35:54 No.
1905 01:35:56 Okay, this isnot good.
1906 01:35:58 Whoa!
1907 01:36:15 Run! Run!
1908 01:36:49 Come on!
1909 01:36:51 Erin!
1910 01:36:59 Okay. Homeboy is prettymuch not keeping up with
1911 01:37:06 What part of"small and friendly"
1912 01:37:33 Oh... this is bad.
1913 01:37:36 We need to reversethe portal. It's gonna take
1914 01:37:45 Yo, what aboutthat nuclear thing
1915 01:37:47 If we can get thosereactors super-critical
1916 01:37:50 the beta radiationcould 180 the polarity.
1917 01:37:53 Causing a totalprotonic reversal.
1918 01:37:55 It's gonna turnthat portal into
1919 01:37:57 You are a genius, Patty.
1920 01:37:59 I'm a ghostbuster.
1921 01:38:01 All right, let'snarrow his path.
1922 01:38:14 Aim for thesilver canisters.
1923 01:38:37 It's working!
1924 01:38:50 He's too strong.
1925 01:38:52 We can't letthe portal close
1926 01:38:54 All right, ladies.
1927 01:38:56 Let's loosen his grip.
1928 01:39:06 Yo, that's whereyou wanted us
1929 01:39:08 Yes.
1930 01:39:17 Look out!
1931 01:39:20 Abby!
1932 01:39:39 The portal's closing!
1933 01:39:40 Abby, hang on!I'm coming!
1934 01:39:49 Hang on, Abby!
1935 01:40:19 Abby!
1936 01:40:30 Erin.
1937 01:40:32 I wasn't gonnaleave you twice.
1938 01:40:34 Yeah.
1939 01:40:36 Mmm-hmm.
1940 01:40:37 Oh!Hold on!
1941 01:40:42 Oh, my god.We got to get
1942 01:40:44 We got toget 'em out of there!
1943 01:41:11 Shut up!
1944 01:41:13 Yeah!
1945 01:41:15 Hell yeah!
1946 01:41:18 Yeah! Yeah!
1947 01:41:20 Oh, my god!Oh, my god.
1948 01:41:22 Oh, my god!
1949 01:41:24 Whoa.Yeah! Yeah!
1950 01:41:27 What's "whoa"?Yes.
1951 01:41:28 Oh!No!
1952 01:41:31 Oh, my...
1953 01:41:32 Oh, my gosh.
1954 01:41:36 Oh, my god.Oh, my god!
1955 01:41:38 Oh, my gosh! Uh...
1956 01:41:41 What year is it?
1957 01:41:42 It's 2040.What?
1958 01:41:43 Our presidentis a plant.
1959 01:41:44 Oh, my god!
1960 01:41:46 I'm kidding.You were gone
1961 01:41:47 We did it, huh?Yeah.
1962 01:41:49 Yeah, you did it.Yep.
1963 01:41:51 We all did it.We all did it.
1964 01:41:52 - We all did it.- That's right.
1965 01:41:54 We all did it.
1966 01:41:55 Well, uh...
1967 01:41:57 What did you do,Kevin?
1968 01:41:59 I did a lot,actually.
1969 01:42:00 I'll have you knowthat I walked over
1970 01:42:02 pushed a bunchof buttons.
1971 01:42:04 Everything gotsucked into the portal,
1972 01:42:06 Ah, kev.That's...
1973 01:42:07 Sweet, sweet kev.The two are unrelated.
1974 01:42:10 Uh, more important question.When did you have time
1975 01:42:14 Oh, when I was lookingfor you guys, I looked
1976 01:42:16 Uh... when we wererisking our lives, trying
1977 01:42:20 you stopped into get a sandwich?
1978 01:42:22 Quit splittinghairs, okay?
1979 01:42:24 Potatoes, tomatoes.It doesn't matter.
1980 01:42:26 Point is,the ghostbusters...
1981 01:42:28 Are back togetheragain, okay?
1982 01:42:30 And that's whatfriends are for.
1983 01:42:33 Just gladyou okay, man.
1984 01:42:35 Yes. Holdmy hand longer.
1985 01:42:37 Okay. Okay. Okay.
1986 01:42:38 I love the hair,by the way. Makes
1987 01:42:41 You know what?Hmm?
1988 01:42:44 A little help,please?
1989 01:42:46 Uh...
1990 01:42:47 No.Mmm-hmm.
1991 01:42:48 In the aftermath of the events,
1992 01:42:50 authorities are still trying to understand
1993 01:42:51 what happened in Times Square and throughout the city.
1994 01:42:54 I saw pilgrims. Ghost pilgrims.
1995 01:42:57 So you're honestly gonna stand here and tell me that
1996 01:43:01 that what actually happened
1997 01:43:03 was that terrorists drugged all of the water
1998 01:43:05 Yes. Yes.
1999 01:43:06 Wait, what?
2000 01:43:08 Baba booey! I... I...
2001 01:43:10 ...with the government trying to claim
2002 01:43:11 the event wasn't supernatural,
2003 01:43:13 despite so many eyewitness accounts to the contrary.
2004 01:43:16 The big question is,
2005 01:43:18 was it the four women who refer to themselves
2006 01:43:21 who actually thwarted the attack?
2007 01:43:23 We may never know.
2008 01:43:24 Well, now I knowhow Batman feels.
2009 01:43:28 You know what?You don't have to
2010 01:43:30 I think it looksnice. Right?
2011 01:43:33 I'd talk to youat an aa meeting.
2012 01:43:35 It's my fault,anyway.
2013 01:43:37 The box said the colorwas called Garfield.
2014 01:43:39 Ooh.Mmm.
2015 01:43:40 It wasn't even the cat.It was the president.
2016 01:43:43 Oh. Well.
2017 01:43:45 - You know what?- I want to make a toast.
2018 01:43:47 Oh.
2019 01:43:48 Uh-oh.
2020 01:43:49 - Here we go.- Here we go.
2021 01:43:51 Physics is the studyof the movement of,
2022 01:43:55 and it can unlockthe mysteries
2023 01:43:58 But it cannot answerthe essential question
2024 01:44:03 And, to me, thepurpose of life
2025 01:44:07 And to love is whatyou have shown me.
2026 01:44:10 I didn't think thati would ever really have
2027 01:44:13 and then I feellike I have a family
2028 01:44:16 And I love you.Thank you.
2029 01:44:18 Thank you.
2030 01:44:19 I mean, that waslike a real thing
2031 01:44:21 Yeah, that was...That was, like,
2032 01:44:22 I'm so sorry I'm late.
2033 01:44:25 Oh.
2034 01:44:26 We want to thank youfor your discretion.
2035 01:44:29 It's not working at all,but thank you.
2036 01:44:32 Actually, we'd like youto continue to study
2037 01:44:36 fully funded.
2038 01:44:37 You know, we needto be better prepared,
2039 01:44:41 Yeah. Yes,that's smart.
2040 01:44:42 Whatever you need,going forward.
2041 01:44:44 Anything at all.
2042 01:44:47 Anything?
2043 01:44:49 Anything.
2044 01:44:50 Hell yeah!
2045 01:44:53 Second flooris mine.
2046 01:44:54 You can't claima whole floor.
2047 01:44:56 I just did.You can't...
2048 01:44:57 You can'tdo that, holtzy!
2049 01:44:59 Not bad,ghost girl.
2050 01:45:01 Thank you, andi proudly take
2051 01:45:07 Is that...Patty's uncle.
2052 01:45:14 Unc!
2053 01:45:16 Where is it?
2054 01:45:17 What are you talking about?I told you what happened.
2055 01:45:19 Where's the car?
2056 01:45:20 It's on theother side.
2057 01:45:23 No, in the portal.Ah, huh...
2058 01:45:25 You know what?
2059 01:45:27 We should probablylet them just work this out.
2060 01:45:28 Excuse me.Patty,
2061 01:45:29 I got four funeralsthis weekend.
2062 01:45:31 I can't do themwith just one hearse.
2063 01:45:33 Maybe you coulddo two at a time.
2064 01:45:35 We're not stacking'em like flapjacks!
2065 01:45:48 Here you go.Thank you.
2066 01:45:50 I know what you did.
2067 01:45:52 What? Oh...
2068 01:45:53 Bennie, don't getweird on me, okay?
2069 01:45:57 What is...
2070 01:45:59 Yeah!
2071 01:46:00 I'm just lookingfor a reasonable ratio
2072 01:46:05 This is absolute madness.
2073 01:46:22 Ghostbusters. Please givea detailed description
2074 01:46:25 Mmm-hmm.Well, that sounds like
2075 01:46:28 an illusional meta-physious,spectro-mian.
2076 01:46:32 Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
2077 01:46:33 I'm talkinglike you guys.
2078 01:46:35 Way to go, kev.Yeah.
2079 01:46:36 Well, that soundsvery scary.
2080 01:46:39 It's probably 'cause you gota lot of bad Karma
2081 01:46:40 from your previous life. Mmm.
2082 01:46:44 Oh, I hate coffee.
2083 01:46:45 I'm just gonnadisconnect his phone.
2084 01:46:47 He won't notice.No.
2085 01:47:04 How's it goingover here?
2086 01:47:07 Um, good.Really good.
2087 01:47:08 I'm working on somekind of next-level stuff.
2088 01:47:11 Case in point.
2089 01:47:14 Whoa!
2090 01:47:17 Wow.
2091 01:47:19 What is this for?
2092 01:47:20 It catches ghostsand it transports
2093 01:47:23 I don't know where, uh,
2094 01:47:24 but I have a feelingit's Michigan.
2095 01:47:39 Hey, how's thiscontainment unit?
2096 01:47:41 Oh, you got thatup and going?
2097 01:47:42 Oh, that?Oh, that's going real smooth.
2098 01:47:45 Uh, I just would say don't bein a room with it for more
2099 01:47:50 because I'm thinkinga lot of hair loss.
2100 01:47:53 Oh, well, that might besomething we want
2101 01:47:56 Uh, hi. Hello. Sorry,i didn't know anyone
2102 01:47:59 What a ding-a-ling.I forgot to introduce.
2103 01:48:01 This is my mentor,Dr. Rebecca gorin.
2104 01:48:04 This is reckless,Jillian.
2105 01:48:06 All someone has to dois sneeze too hard
2106 01:48:07 and everyone in this buildingis going to disintegrate.
2107 01:48:10 It's completely unstable.
2108 01:48:12 Do we needthis safety light?
2109 01:48:14 Safety lightsare for dudes.
2110 01:48:16 Safety lights are for dudes.
2111 01:48:21 I hate doing that.
2112 01:48:22 Hey, y'all need tocome check this out.
2113 01:48:36 Is that for us?
2114 01:48:37 I guess some peopleactually do know what we did.
2115 01:48:41 Well, that'snot terrible.
2116 01:48:44 No, it's not.
2117 01:48:45 It's not terribleat all.
2118 01:56:04 I call itthe nutcracker.
2119 01:56:06 Oh, 'cause itcrushes the ghost.
2120 01:56:08 No, it's forwalnuts.
2121 01:56:13 Smart.
2122 01:56:15 Huh.
2123 01:56:19 What is it?Did you get something?
2124 01:56:21 Yeah. I heardsomething
2125 01:56:26 What's "zuul"?
