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1 00:00:44 Neil debuck weasel: The universe...
2 00:00:46 A vast expanse of space and matter.
3 00:00:50 It includes all that we see, and all that we know.
4 00:00:54 Since the beginning of time,
5 00:00:56 we have wondered how it came to be.
6 00:00:59 A gloriously orchestrated plan?
7 00:01:02 A chance series of events?
8 00:01:04 Or something much, much dumber?
9 00:01:22 Aha!
10 00:01:32 Eee!
11 00:05:24 It's a beautiful dayout here on the ice...
12 00:05:25 As father meets daughter
13 00:05:27 in a quest forhockey supremacy.
14 00:05:29 It's peaches meets Manny.
15 00:05:30 Mammoth meets mammoth.
16 00:05:32 Mano a mano.
17 00:05:33 Meema me moo-ma.
18 00:05:34 Mama may mee-mee.
19 00:05:35 Will you two quit it?
20 00:05:37 M-okay.
21 00:05:38 Meanie.
22 00:05:39 The blazing mammothtakes it on the breakaway.
23 00:05:42 There's never been a playerso tough, so graceful.
24 00:05:44 So desperate to score.
25 00:05:46 He fakes right.He fakes left.
26 00:05:48 He fakes knowinghow to play.
27 00:05:52 Huh?What's wrong?
28 00:05:53 Lose something?
29 00:05:56 Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny!
30 00:05:58 Hey, hey. It's Manny!
31 00:05:59 Whoo! You stink!
32 00:06:01 Okay, fuzzball.Let's see what you got.
33 00:06:04 You asked for it.
34 00:06:13 Yes! She dominates! Again.
35 00:06:16 Oh, please.I went easy on you.
36 00:06:18 It's called good parenting.
37 00:06:20 Yeah, right. Face it.
38 00:06:22 I rule the ice now.
39 00:06:24 Oh, you talka big game, hotshot.
40 00:06:26 All right,how about
41 00:06:28 Whoo-hoo! Yes!Touchdown!
42 00:06:31 Wait, no, that's not right.Not touchdown. What is it?
43 00:06:34 Uh, hole-in-one!Whoo!
44 00:06:36 Julian!Whoa!
45 00:06:37 Ow!Sorry.
46 00:06:38 Honey, I scored!Did you see me?
47 00:06:40 Yeah!And you were amazing.
48 00:06:44 Careful!
49 00:06:45 Oh, the iceis really icy.
50 00:06:46 It's like super-sized,extra value icy.
51 00:06:49 But I'm gettingbetter, right?
52 00:06:53 Whoa!
53 00:06:56 Okay, we'll play... later.
54 00:07:00 So, she whuppedyour butt again, huh?
55 00:07:02 And with a buttthat size,
56 00:07:04 that's a whole lotof whuppin'.
57 00:07:06 Nobody was whupped.There was no whupping.
58 00:07:09 It's just a loving father
59 00:07:10 sharing some strategywith his only daughter.
60 00:07:12 Didn't know suckingwas a strategy.
61 00:07:15 Okay, it's our turn.
62 00:07:17 Let's show themhow it's done!
63 00:07:22 You're going down, eh?
64 00:07:25 Whoa! Whoa!Whoa!
65 00:07:27 Ta-ta-da-da!
66 00:07:29 For you, my mom-in-law-to-be.
67 00:07:31 Buttercups!
68 00:07:32 Nature's sunshine.
69 00:07:34 Isn't sunshinenature's sunshine?
70 00:07:37 Aw! Thank you, Julian.
71 00:07:39 It's been so longsince anyone's
72 00:07:42 But you're marryingour daughter.
73 00:07:44 You don't have tokeep bringing us presents.
74 00:07:46 But it makes me happy.
75 00:07:48 And for you, my guru,my rock, my main mammoth...
76 00:07:52 To you, I givethe greatest gift of all.
77 00:07:55 Wait. What are you doing?
78 00:07:58 Come on, bro-dad.Bring it in.
79 00:08:02 Oh!
80 00:08:04 I can feel yourheart beating.
81 00:08:06 Okay. That's enough of that.
82 00:08:09 You better getused to it.
83 00:08:10 They'll be livingright next door.
84 00:08:12 Come on, Julian.Wanna go?
85 00:08:14 Actually, weren't you gonnahelp me with the thing?
86 00:08:17 Oh! Right. The thing.
87 00:08:20 Gotta do the thing.
88 00:08:21 I can do the thing.
89 00:08:23 No!
90 00:08:25 It's a girl thing.
91 00:08:27 Hey! Why don't yougo do a guy thing?
92 00:08:30 You know,you don't spend
93 00:08:31 nearly enough timewith your friends.
94 00:08:32 I don't?I'll see you later.
95 00:08:35 On this special day.
96 00:08:38 Uh... okay.
97 00:08:40 Have you told themabout our decision yet?
98 00:08:42 No. I'm waitingfor the right time.
99 00:08:44 Come on, Romeo.Walk with me.
100 00:08:47 I'm gonna watchsome butterflies
101 00:08:48 come out of their cocoons.
102 00:08:49 Whoa! Really?No.
103 00:08:51 Goodbye, sweetie.
104 00:08:54 Aw! I remember when Mannyand I used to be like that.
105 00:08:57 Not me! Love themand leave them,
106 00:08:59 and take halfof everything.
107 00:09:01 That's my motto.
108 00:09:06 Mi amor, so many ladieshave tried and failed...
109 00:09:10 To strap a saddleon sid the stallion.
110 00:09:15 But I want to shareeverything with you.
111 00:09:17 You're the windbeneath my fleas,
112 00:09:20 the algae of my eye.
113 00:09:22 Will you be my mate for life?
114 00:09:29 Sidney?Mmm?
115 00:09:31 Sidney, where are you?
116 00:09:34 Francine.
117 00:09:38 I need to ask...
118 00:09:39 Ow!
119 00:09:41 I need toask you something.
120 00:09:43 Will you marry...
121 00:09:44 Sid, I'm gonnastop you right there.
122 00:09:46 I'm breaking up with you.
123 00:09:47 What? But I plannedour whole future!
124 00:09:49 Our wedding.
125 00:09:51 Our kids.
126 00:09:52 Mommy.
127 00:09:53 Our burial plots.
128 00:09:55 How you doing?
129 00:09:56 I even hired a band.
130 00:09:58 Hey!
131 00:09:59 No, no. Not yet!
132 00:10:01 Are you crazy?We've only had one date.
133 00:10:03 It lasted 14 minutes!
134 00:10:05 Yes, but it felt like 20.
135 00:10:08 Ugh!
136 00:10:09 I can't! A ring?
137 00:10:10 I mean,i like the ring, but no.
138 00:10:11 I can't. You're too clingy.
139 00:10:13 How is this clingy?
140 00:10:16 And by the way,
141 00:10:17 you look nothing likeyour profile picture.
142 00:10:20 Francine,you gotta start dating
143 00:10:21 outside of your species.
144 00:10:23 Franny, we can work this out.Is this about the bikini? Ow!
145 00:10:28 I didn't knowit was poison Ivy.
146 00:10:34 Oh! Uh-oh.
147 00:10:36 Franny. Franny, help!
148 00:10:39 Somebody.
149 00:10:41 Is it the eyes that hurt...
150 00:10:43 Or my soul?
151 00:10:44 Ow!
152 00:10:45 Definitely the eyes.
153 00:10:53 Ah, women!
154 00:10:55 Yeah, women.
155 00:10:57 What about them?
156 00:10:58 I don't get 'em.
157 00:11:01 Like, Ellie.Life's great with her.
158 00:11:04 There's no surprises.Nothing ever changes.
159 00:11:06 But then today,she giggled.
160 00:11:09 Does shira everjust giggle?
161 00:11:11 Please don't eat me!
162 00:11:15 Uh... shira's nota big giggler.
163 00:11:17 Well, Ellie giggled.
164 00:11:18 And then she wiggled.
165 00:11:20 "Tee hee hee hee." Boom!
166 00:11:22 Don't ever do that again.
167 00:11:24 I have no idea whyshe's acting so weird.
168 00:11:26 Women.
169 00:11:27 Women.
170 00:11:28 Women.
171 00:11:30 Hello?
172 00:11:32 And speaking of weird.
173 00:11:34 Anybody there? Oh!
174 00:11:36 Marco? Polo?
175 00:11:40 Oh, hi, Manny.
176 00:11:42 Ew! Your breath is awful.
177 00:11:44 What happenedto you?
178 00:11:45 Oh, nothing.Everything's great.
179 00:11:47 Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
180 00:11:50 Okay, let me guess.She dumped you.
181 00:11:52 What is wrong with me?
182 00:11:55 Everybody has somebody.
183 00:11:57 And all I've got ismy boyish good looks
184 00:12:00 and this mariachi band.
185 00:12:07 Oh! So itchy!
186 00:12:09 Come on.Let's get you cleaned up.
187 00:12:11 Ahh!
188 00:12:55 Whoa!
189 00:14:42 All I wantedis true love.
190 00:14:44 Is that too much to ask?
191 00:14:49 Why is it so quiet?
192 00:14:51 Because the worldis mourning my loss.
193 00:14:54 Ellie?
194 00:14:56 Peaches?
195 00:14:58 Where is everyone?
196 00:14:59 Surprise!
197 00:15:05 Uh... huh?
198 00:15:11 Ta-da!
199 00:15:12 Happy anniversary, honey!
200 00:15:14 Anniversary?
201 00:15:16 Oh, no. That's the thing.
202 00:15:20 Okay! Now it'syour turn, bro-dad!
203 00:15:23 Yeah! We wanna seewhat you got Ellie.
204 00:15:25 Manny!
205 00:15:26 Manny! Manny! Manny!
206 00:15:29 Manny!
207 00:15:31 Hey, hey. Right.
208 00:15:33 Uh...
209 00:15:35 How aboutanother hand for Ellie?
210 00:15:37 Yeah.
211 00:15:39 Oh.
212 00:15:40 He forgot!
213 00:15:44 I feel so bad for Ellie.
214 00:15:46 Ellie, I... uh...
215 00:15:59 Ooh! Ah!
216 00:16:02 He didn't forget.
217 00:16:04 That's how bigManny's love is for her!
218 00:16:09 Nice savewith the light show.
219 00:16:11 Wait, you didn't do this?Then who did?
220 00:16:14 Oh, Manny.
221 00:16:16 I was so afraidyou'd forgotten.
222 00:16:18 But you lit upthe sky for me?
223 00:16:21 How'd you do it?
224 00:16:22 Uh, well...
225 00:16:24 A magician neverreveals his secrets.
226 00:16:26 Oh...
227 00:16:28 Thank you.
228 00:16:38 I keep picturingour own kid in there.
229 00:16:40 He'd be the best one.
230 00:16:42 I think you meant "she."
231 00:16:43 He.
232 00:16:45 Either way,we've been
233 00:16:47 Kids are afraid of us.
234 00:16:48 Yeah, but why?
235 00:16:54 Are they gonna eat us?
236 00:16:56 Hi, kids!
237 00:17:00 I even smiled this time.
238 00:17:10 Wow, dad.
239 00:17:11 Best present ever.
240 00:17:13 You, sir, are an educationin marital excellence.
241 00:17:17 I'm really gonnamiss you guys
242 00:17:20 Ow!
243 00:17:22 Um, actually,i haven't told them yet.
244 00:17:25 Oh.
245 00:17:27 Surprise!
246 00:17:28 You're leaving?
247 00:17:29 I thought you guyswere gonna live with us
248 00:17:31 the first couple of years.
249 00:17:32 I know. But Julian and I
250 00:17:34 kind of want toroam for a while.
251 00:17:36 - Roam?- Yeah!
252 00:17:37 Travel, explore,just go wherever.
253 00:17:40 No plan is the best plan.That's my philosophy.
254 00:17:43 Hors d'oeuvres?
255 00:17:45 That's not a plan,or a philosophy...
256 00:17:47 Or very safe.
257 00:17:49 Dad, we're young.
258 00:17:51 We can worry about being safewhen we're old and boring.
259 00:17:53 Like you and mom.
260 00:17:54 I think we should just...Excuse me!
261 00:17:56 This is a family discussion.
262 00:17:58 But aren't ipart of your family?
263 00:18:00 Not yet, you're not.
264 00:18:06 Uh...
265 00:18:08 Does that look likea problem to you?
266 00:18:13 A ball of fire headingdirectly towards us?
267 00:18:15 Why would thatbe a problem?
268 00:18:17 What if you fall in a ditchand get amnesia?
269 00:18:18 What then, huh?
270 00:18:19 Manny, we have a problem.
271 00:18:21 Not now.I have a problem.
272 00:18:22 This one's a little bigger.
273 00:18:24 I don't think so.Manny!
274 00:18:25 What?
275 00:18:30 Manny?
276 00:18:32 Uh, okay.Party's over, everybody.
277 00:18:35 Have a good night.And leave right now!
278 00:18:37 What are you talking about?The party just got started.
279 00:18:39 Yeah.
280 00:18:40 Just gettingkind of sleepy.
281 00:18:43 Everyone should go.And duck. Possibly cover!
282 00:18:46 Hey, what's gotten into you?
283 00:18:55 Look! There's more coming!
284 00:19:00 Meteor shower!
285 00:19:02 Meteor?
286 00:19:04 Shower?
287 00:19:07 Manny's loveis killing us!
288 00:19:10 I suppose this is all partof your magic show for me?
289 00:19:13 Abracadabra?
290 00:19:14 Can you guysdeal with this later?
291 00:19:16 Come on.We need to
292 00:19:22 Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
293 00:19:24 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too!We're smoking hot, baby!
294 00:19:30 Incoming!
295 00:19:32 Those are ours!
296 00:19:34 Are you okay?How many tusks
297 00:19:36 Tree.
298 00:19:37 Three?
299 00:19:38 No! Tree!
300 00:19:48 Everybody, jump!
301 00:19:58 Whee!
302 00:20:01 The cave! Get inside!
303 00:20:03 Move! Move!
304 00:20:06 Whoa!Whoa!
305 00:20:16 Oh!
306 00:20:17 It's okay, sweetheart.Daddy's...
307 00:20:30 Hey, it sounds likeit's slowing down.
308 00:20:33 Yup, it's definitely over.
309 00:20:40 Except for that one.
310 00:20:44 We might wanna think
311 00:20:45 about moving undergroundfor a while.
312 00:21:08 Look at that!I got an egg.
313 00:21:10 How many eggsdid you poach,
314 00:21:12 Do we have to stealother creatures' eggs?
315 00:21:14 I mean, couldn't wejust go vegan?
316 00:21:15 Sure, we could eat vegans.
317 00:21:17 Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
318 00:21:19 Son, sometimes I wonder
319 00:21:21 how you snuck intothis family.
320 00:21:29 With you in a minute.I'll have to
321 00:21:32 That weaselis such a buzzkill.
322 00:21:34 Let's go, kids.
323 00:21:36 Don't worry, ma'am.
324 00:21:37 I'll catch the crewthat poached your egg.
325 00:21:41 It's a pun!
326 00:21:43 I'm winkingunder the eye patch.
327 00:22:00 But my friends call me buck.
328 00:22:03 Well played, guys.
329 00:22:25 Oh, love that bit.
330 00:22:46 Huh?Hold on to your butts!
331 00:23:03 Good egg.
332 00:23:11 Here you are, my lady.
333 00:23:17 Huh?
334 00:23:19 Go! I'll lead them away.
335 00:23:25 Oh, that was fun!
336 00:23:27 Same time, same place,next week?
337 00:23:29 Toodles!
338 00:23:31 Congratulations, weasel.
339 00:23:34 You just signedyour death warrant.
340 00:23:38 Weaseled my way outof that one.
341 00:23:41 Hmm. What's all thatflash and dazzle about?
342 00:23:44 Oh!
343 00:23:45 Who puts a rockin the middle
344 00:23:47 Ow!
345 00:23:58 Mmm.
346 00:24:02 Ooh.
347 00:24:12 Ha!
348 00:24:20 Blimey!
349 00:24:23 What is this place?
350 00:24:31 Whoops!
351 00:24:47 Hmm.
352 00:25:38 Uh...
353 00:25:39 Hello?
354 00:25:57 Yeah!
355 00:25:59 Oh! Hello, mammals.
356 00:26:01 Hi, buck!
357 00:26:03 Hi.
358 00:26:04 Bye, buck!
359 00:26:06 Um, a little help.
360 00:26:14 Right on the spleen!
361 00:26:17 Utterly useless,but totally hurts.
362 00:26:19 Hey, buck.Welcome back, buddy.
363 00:26:22 Wait. This half-a-snackis the dinosaur whisperer?
364 00:26:24 And expert salsa dancer.
365 00:26:30 Whoo!
366 00:26:31 I have one eyebut all my original teeth.
367 00:26:34 Would you like tocount them? Ah...
368 00:26:35 No, thank you.
369 00:26:38 And this must be nectarine.
370 00:26:41 Um... peaches.
371 00:26:42 Semantics, my dear.
372 00:26:43 I am deeply honored.
373 00:26:46 Sweet eye patch.Very gangsta.
374 00:26:49 Thank you.
375 00:26:50 - I like this kid.- Buck.
376 00:26:53 Whoa!What are you doing here?
377 00:26:54 Well, I... what?
378 00:26:56 I'm trying!
379 00:26:58 But how do youtell someone
380 00:27:01 He's stumped.
381 00:27:03 We're not doomed, buck.
382 00:27:04 It was just a meteor shower,and the show's over.
383 00:27:06 Ahh!
384 00:27:08 Oh, quite the contrary,old chap.
385 00:27:09 It's just beginning.
386 00:27:12 You see, I found a prophecy.
387 00:27:20 Do you mind?
388 00:27:23 Boy, he really sucksthe fun out of
389 00:27:26 Fun sucker!
390 00:27:27 I read this tabletfront to back.
391 00:27:29 And the story it tellsis very disturbing.
392 00:27:32 Every hundred millionyears or so,
393 00:27:35 the world getsa cosmic cleansing.
394 00:27:37 Before the dinosaurs,
395 00:27:39 there were these horseshoecrab-looking thingies.
396 00:27:41 Ugh! Yuck.
397 00:27:43 Then, at the bottomof this mountain range,
398 00:27:45 an asteroid hit.
399 00:27:46 Boom! Bye-bye.
400 00:27:49 Next, dinosaurs,mountain range, asteroid.
401 00:27:52 Boom! Bye-bye.
402 00:27:53 And coming up next, mammals.
403 00:27:56 Mountain range,asteroid, boom!
404 00:28:00 Bye-bye.
405 00:28:02 Stupid mammals.
406 00:28:03 That's us.
407 00:28:06 Mmm.
408 00:28:08 Yep, and there she is.
409 00:28:10 The mother of all asteroidsscreaming towards us.
410 00:28:14 Even going undergroundwon't save us this time.
411 00:28:17 Hey, that wasn'tthere before.
412 00:28:19 And look whatit's doing to the sky.
413 00:28:21 No worries.Because I've got a plan.
414 00:28:24 Really? To stopan asteroid?
415 00:28:27 Look, the last two asteroids
416 00:28:29 have pummeled the earthin the same spot.
417 00:28:31 And it's about tohappen again.
418 00:28:33 We've got to go there
419 00:28:35 and see what's attractingthe asteroid.
420 00:28:37 Once we knowwhy it's coming...
421 00:28:39 We can figure outhow to send it
422 00:28:41 That plan is so dumb,
423 00:28:43 I wish it had a faceso I could smack it.
424 00:28:45 Let me get this straight.
425 00:28:47 Instead of running awayfrom a deadly asteroid...
426 00:28:49 You want us to rundirectly towards it?
427 00:28:52 I know it sounds suboptimal,but the good news is...
428 00:28:55 It'll kill usno matter where we went.
429 00:28:57 Well, that's reassuring.
430 00:28:59 Okay, but even ifwe get to the crash site...
431 00:29:01 How are we supposed to change
432 00:29:03 what is literallywritten in stone?
433 00:29:05 Ah, my cynical friend.
434 00:29:08 The dinos were wiped offthe face of the earth,
435 00:29:09 but some escaped.
436 00:29:12 They changed their fateand we can change ours, too.
437 00:29:14 Who's with me?
438 00:29:20 So, what do you think?
439 00:29:22 Honestly, I'm worriedthe weasel's right.
440 00:29:24 No!Don't listen to the weasel.
441 00:29:26 He's a raving loon!
442 00:29:30 Sorry.I just love playing
443 00:29:33 And looking fabulous!
444 00:29:37 Well, buck has savedour lives before, right?
445 00:29:39 But what ifhe can't this time?
446 00:29:42 I don't knowwhat to believe.
447 00:29:43 But I'm afraidour lives will be over
448 00:29:46 before they begin.
449 00:29:51 Okay.
450 00:29:53 I guess we're in.
451 00:29:55 Crash and Eddiereporting for duty.
452 00:29:57 Doody.
453 00:30:00 Excellent!And dirty word
454 00:30:03 Now, we betterget on the road
455 00:30:05 because time tillimpact is roughly...
456 00:30:07 2 days, 4 hours,1 minute and 16 seconds.
457 00:30:10 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
458 00:30:12 I think we get it.
459 00:30:14 I think we'reall gonna get it.
460 00:30:24 Whoo! We look so cool.
461 00:30:26 Whoa!
462 00:30:32 Ugh. What is this stuff?
463 00:30:55 Where is he?When I am through with
464 00:30:58 He's going to needtwo eye patches.
465 00:31:02 I admire yourbloodthirstitude, gertie.
466 00:31:04 But you heard them.
467 00:31:05 An asteroid is coming.
468 00:31:07 This changes things.
469 00:31:13 Holy snowballs!It's freezing up here.
470 00:31:15 Parts are retractinginto other parts.
471 00:31:18 Would you pleasestop acting
472 00:31:21 It's a good thingyou got your
473 00:31:23 Or you'd betotally useless.
474 00:31:25 Well, that's justhurtful.
475 00:31:30 What do you see?
476 00:31:32 Nothing. Nothing.
477 00:31:36 Deadly asteroidscreaming towards earth.
478 00:31:38 Wait! There he is.
479 00:31:41 That's too bad.He is really far away.
480 00:31:44 Probably too farto reach by flight.
481 00:31:45 Oh, well.Let's just go home.
482 00:31:47 We are not retreating!
483 00:31:49 Until that weaselcame along...
484 00:31:51 Our family madean honest living
485 00:31:53 stealing dino eggs.
486 00:31:55 An honest living. Stealing.
487 00:31:57 Kind of ironic,don't you think?
488 00:31:59 Besides,why take out the weasel
489 00:32:01 if the asteroid isjust gonna take us out?
490 00:32:03 So much sight.So little vision.
491 00:32:06 If we stop the weaseland his friends
492 00:32:08 from divertingthe asteroid...
493 00:32:10 Kablooie!
494 00:32:11 It kills the weaseland everyone else...
495 00:32:14 While we glidesafely above it all.
496 00:32:18 It'll be our paradise.
497 00:32:22 That's seemshighly implausible.
498 00:32:25 Just froma scientific standpoint.
499 00:32:27 Fine. It's a great plan.Dynamite!
500 00:32:30 One of the topthree or four
501 00:32:30 species annihilation plansI've ever heard.
502 00:32:33 That's better.
503 00:32:35 Now let's make surethat asteroid hits.
504 00:32:39 Why can't we justfear the apocalypse
505 00:32:41 like a normal family?
506 00:33:06 Whoa!
507 00:33:15 Mmm.
508 00:33:30 Mmm?
509 00:34:23 What are you doing, buck?
510 00:34:24 All rocks tell a tale.
511 00:34:27 Where we've beenand where we're heading.
512 00:34:32 Ah!
513 00:34:33 That, however,is a turd.
514 00:34:40 Julian...
515 00:34:41 I want you to knowthat if we don't make it...
516 00:34:45 If we never get married...
517 00:34:47 You were theonly one for me.
518 00:34:48 Hey, come on!
519 00:34:51 Of course we'll make it,and we will get married.
520 00:34:54 But maybe it's the universetelling us we won't.
521 00:34:56 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
522 00:34:58 You're going to letone tiny little...
523 00:35:00 300-mile-wide asteroidruin your plans?
524 00:35:03 How can we thinkabout our future
525 00:35:05 when we may not have one?
526 00:35:06 Hey, we're going tostop this thing
527 00:35:08 and you'll get married.
528 00:35:09 Bada-bing, bada-boom!
529 00:35:11 Well, not boom.Forget I said boom.
530 00:35:15 I know!I'll be your
531 00:35:17 It'll take your mind
532 00:35:19 off all thisend-of-the-world stuff.
533 00:35:21 Actually, we werejust gonna wing it!
534 00:35:23 Keep it low-key.
535 00:35:24 What?
536 00:35:26 Peaches, peaches.Sweetheart,
537 00:35:28 you don't just wingthe happiest day
538 00:35:31 No, you seize itand you Cherish it.
539 00:35:34 You strangle itwith good intentions.
540 00:35:37 Ooh. Let's startwith your hair.
541 00:35:40 Updo with a top bun?Traditional.
542 00:35:43 Or updo witha fishtail braid.
543 00:35:48 But maybe a little trashy.
544 00:35:51 Ugh.
545 00:35:52 And garter belts!
546 00:35:55 Today, ed is modellinglaced daisies.
547 00:35:58 While crash is rockinga more elegant Ivy...
548 00:36:00 That's all about the calves.
549 00:36:02 Ooh. We needa seating chart!
550 00:36:04 The singles table,the kids table,
551 00:36:06 the weird relatives table...
552 00:36:08 The smelly table,two more smelly tables.
553 00:36:11 Look at him.
554 00:36:12 Oh,you're gonna love it.
555 00:36:14 Who walks like that?
556 00:36:16 Oh! Look at me.
557 00:36:17 I'm Julian.
558 00:36:19 Forget the asteroid.
559 00:36:20 Gimme a hug, bro-dad!
560 00:36:23 Look atthat pretty bird there.
561 00:36:27 Yeah! That is a pretty bird.Good eye, Manny.
562 00:36:30 Yeah.
563 00:36:32 The sky isliterally falling...
564 00:36:33 And she thinkswe're just gonna
565 00:36:35 let her strollinto the wilderness...
566 00:36:36 With Mr. no plansbouncy walk.
567 00:36:38 Stop picking on him.
568 00:36:40 Come on, El, you're notstill mad at me, are you?
569 00:36:43 No. I'm not still mad.
570 00:36:44 Because that's nothow I want to spend
571 00:36:46 what could be ourfinal days together.
572 00:36:48 But if we somehow survive
573 00:36:49 that planet-killinghunk of space rock...
574 00:36:51 You're in for it.
575 00:36:53 If we survive,we lose our daughter.
576 00:36:55 Well, I've been thinkingabout that, too.
577 00:36:57 What if...
578 00:36:59 Ooh. I know! We destroythe relationship, right?
579 00:37:01 That way we neverhave to let her go...
580 00:37:03 And she'll just stayour little girl forever!
581 00:37:07 No, you psychopath!
582 00:37:09 What if we convince themto stay near us?
583 00:37:13 Oh! That's better.
584 00:37:15 I like it. But how?
585 00:37:17 The way we alwaysget her to do what we want.
586 00:37:19 We make her thinkit's her idea.
587 00:37:22 You sneaky, sneaky minx!
588 00:37:25 Let's just hopewe haven't lost our touch.
589 00:37:27 Found it!
590 00:37:30 Behold, mammals!
591 00:37:32 A sneak previewof the asteroid to come.
592 00:37:35 A space rock.Fresh from the cosmos.
593 00:37:39 Mmm, mmm, mmm.
594 00:37:40 I taste iron, carbon.
595 00:37:44 Oh! And a hint of nickel.
596 00:37:47 Space tastes lonely.
597 00:37:49 Hey, look!I found another one.
598 00:37:51 Me, too!
599 00:37:57 Hmm...
600 00:37:59 Hey! Yours isattracted to me.
601 00:38:01 No. Yours isattracted to me.
602 00:38:07 We're just too attractive!
603 00:38:09 Stupendous!Now we have something
604 00:38:11 to play withduring our final hours.
605 00:38:14 You're missingthe point, tiger.
606 00:38:15 They're magnets.
607 00:38:18 And if these space rocksare magnetic...
608 00:38:20 So is that.
609 00:38:22 This can onlymean one thing.
610 00:38:26 And that would be...
611 00:38:28 Allow me.
612 00:38:32 Whoa!
613 00:38:33 Where are we?
614 00:38:35 You arein my brain.
615 00:38:38 Hmm. Kind of chilly.
616 00:38:40 Gentlemen,here's what we know.
617 00:38:42 Space rocks? Magnetic.Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
618 00:38:46 Famed astrophysicistNeil debuck weasel!
619 00:38:49 He knows the cosmos.
620 00:38:51 Ipso facto,thusly and ergo...
621 00:38:54 The crash site must havea heap of these things
622 00:38:56 attracting the asteroid.
623 00:38:58 Ooh. Pythagoras buck.He's got the right angle.
624 00:39:00 What if we usethe magnets
625 00:39:02 to attract the asteroidssomewhere else?
626 00:39:03 As in, not towards earth.
627 00:39:05 Theoretically speaking,
628 00:39:07 if we can launchenough of these
629 00:39:09 They will pullthe asteroid off course.
630 00:39:13 Thus, saving the world.
631 00:39:17 So, we just need togo to the crash site...
632 00:39:20 And launch a bunch ofrocks into space.
633 00:39:22 That's easy, right?
634 00:39:23 Oh, yeah. Sounds likea real piece of cake.
635 00:39:26 This is progress!
636 00:39:28 Now we know exactlywhat we don't
637 00:39:31 Vamanos, mammals!
638 00:39:33 This trail will take usdirectly to the crash site.
639 00:39:38 All right, kids.
640 00:39:40 Let's have some fun.
641 00:39:42 Oh!
642 00:39:45 Okay, everyone.Follow the trail.
643 00:39:47 Never leave the trail.
644 00:39:49 Hmm?
645 00:39:57 Okay, everyone.Leave the trail.
646 00:40:00 Into the forest.Chop, chop.
647 00:40:01 But you just said...
648 00:40:03 You know I'm crazy. Come on.
649 00:40:19 I love the shade.Don't you?
650 00:40:21 Well played, weasel.
651 00:40:23 Stay sharp, kids.
652 00:40:25 They can't hide forever.
653 00:40:38 Hey, buck.
654 00:40:40 You have a suggestionfor getting around the river?
655 00:40:42 Let's see if thetablet's ancient wisdom
656 00:40:45 Hmm.
657 00:40:47 Hmm.
658 00:41:11 Let my mammals pass!
659 00:41:13 That's never gonna work.
660 00:41:22 The ancientsGrant us safe passage.
661 00:41:25 Sweet!
662 00:41:52 Wow, the airfeels strange.
663 00:41:55 Uh...
664 00:41:56 Diego?
665 00:41:59 Hmm...
666 00:42:03 What?
667 00:42:18 Finally! We havesuperpowers!
668 00:42:25 Ladies and gentlemen,
669 00:42:27 we have wanderedinto an electrical storm.
670 00:42:31 I suggest we allstay away from the trees.
671 00:42:33 Sure, no problem.
672 00:42:35 It's not likewe're in a forest.
673 00:42:42 Boy, mother nature sureis in a bad mood lately.
674 00:42:45 Good thing we're all hereto help each other.
675 00:42:48 Oh, like I always say,stay close, stay alive.
676 00:42:57 There they are!
677 00:42:59 Right out in the open.
678 00:43:01 How stupid can you be?
679 00:43:03 Come on, kids. Dive!
680 00:43:12 Everyone, try not to createany sort of friction.
681 00:43:15 No friction. Got it.
682 00:43:17 Yup. Cool beans.
683 00:43:19 Friction is what now?
684 00:43:22 Oh, no.
685 00:43:34 Come on!Let's get out of here.
686 00:43:43 Hurry, granny.
687 00:43:44 Don't you hurry me.
688 00:43:46 I've been struck bylightning more times...
689 00:43:48 Ahh! Granny!
690 00:43:50 ...than you've hadhot breakfasts.
691 00:43:57 Peaches!
692 00:44:00 Julian, don't move!
693 00:44:02 Oh!
694 00:44:05 I have an idea.
695 00:44:07 I'm coming, sweetheart!
696 00:44:10 Julian, why aren't youhelping her?
697 00:44:12 Wait! No, Manny, she...
698 00:44:18 Uh, what are you guys doing?
699 00:44:19 Helping?
700 00:44:21 What would"not helping"
701 00:44:24 Hey, zapheads!
702 00:44:25 Whoo!
703 00:44:33 Manny, get ready to run.
704 00:44:36 Come on, let's go!
705 00:44:50 Everybody make it?
706 00:44:52 Shira, Manny, crash,Eddie, Ellie, granny.
707 00:44:53 Aw, shoot!I'm out of fingers.
708 00:44:55 Buck. Where's buck?
709 00:45:00 Do you hear that?
710 00:45:02 A baby!
711 00:45:04 There's a baby in there!
712 00:45:06 Buck, wait!It's too dangerous.
713 00:45:14 He's gone.
714 00:45:16 I can't believe it.
715 00:45:18 Don't know how we'llgo on without you, buck.
716 00:45:21 All right, let's go.
717 00:45:25 It's buck!
718 00:45:31 Huh?
719 00:45:33 I got you.Don't worry,
720 00:45:36 There you are. There.
721 00:45:38 Say "hi," everyone.
722 00:45:40 Huh?
723 00:45:41 Isn't she gorgeous?
724 00:45:44 How can he tellit's a she?
725 00:45:46 Oh.
726 00:45:48 Such a goodlittle poochie-woochie.
727 00:45:52 Just to be clear,that's a pumpkin, right?
728 00:45:55 She has a little jaundice,but I think she'll be okay.
729 00:45:58 Yes, you will.
730 00:46:00 I think I'll call you...Bronwyn.
731 00:46:05 Um, little buddy?We need you back
732 00:46:07 While it's still here. Okay?
733 00:46:09 Right you are, mammal.
734 00:46:11 Who wants to save the worldfrom the fiery asteroid?
735 00:46:14 You do!
736 00:46:17 Hmm.
737 00:46:33 Mmm...
738 00:46:35 Okay, mammals.Let's stop here
739 00:46:37 Stop? What about the whole
740 00:46:39 end of the worldcollision thing?
741 00:46:41 Oh, asteroid'sstill a day off.
742 00:46:43 And like my grandfatherused to say...
743 00:46:46 "Red sky at night,sailor's delight.
744 00:46:49 "Purple sky at night,who moved my foot cream?
745 00:46:52 "I need my foot cream."
746 00:46:54 Grampy was a confusedand angry weasel.
747 00:46:58 You are so funny, j.
748 00:47:00 Stop! You're funny.
749 00:47:02 Take it easy, my brotherfrom a tiger mother.
750 00:47:07 Hasta manana, j-man.
751 00:47:09 What was that?
752 00:47:11 What was what?
753 00:47:14 Oh, that! It's a cool wayto peace out.
754 00:47:16 Julian taught it to me.
755 00:47:18 Well, I'm glad the apocalypseis bringing you together.
756 00:47:20 He's a good kid, Manny.I like his philosophy.
757 00:47:22 Give him a chance.Bond with him.
758 00:47:33 Bonding!That's a good idea!
759 00:47:35 Oh, right. Got you.
760 00:47:38 You take Julian.I got an idea for peaches.
761 00:47:44 Hey, bro-kid.
762 00:47:46 Oh, hey, bro-dad.You here to rock out?
763 00:47:50 Okay. Instead of that...
764 00:47:53 How about a gamebefore bedtime?
765 00:47:55 No way! You want to playa game with me? Wow!
766 00:47:58 What is honored times 1,000?
767 00:48:01 No! Times one million?
768 00:48:03 'Cause whatever that equals,is how honored I am.
769 00:48:07 So, is that a "yes"?
770 00:48:09 Yes, that's a "yes."It's the most "yes"!
771 00:48:12 It's like "yes"with a bunch of s's...
772 00:48:14 So it's like"yessssssssssssssssssss."
773 00:48:17 Great!
774 00:48:19 I'll see you on the ice!
775 00:48:24 Happy?
776 00:48:27 Whoa!
777 00:48:33 Oh, boy.
778 00:48:43 So, do you think you're readyto go out roaming on your own?
779 00:48:46 I won't be alone.I'll have Julian.
780 00:48:48 Sure. But withasteroids flying...
781 00:48:50 No home to speak of
782 00:48:52 and absolutelyno support system...
783 00:48:54 Do you thinkyou'll be ready for...
784 00:48:55 This?
785 00:48:58 I'm a wittle baby.
786 00:49:02 Imagine. You're in the woods,looking for food...
787 00:49:04 And your baby gets sick.What do you do?
788 00:49:06 Uh...
789 00:49:08 No! Jiggling makesher feel worse!
790 00:49:15 Oh, no! Now yourolder toddler
791 00:49:17 has a skinned kneeand a stuffy nose.
792 00:49:19 Mommy, hold me!
793 00:49:21 Now your babies are crying.
794 00:49:23 You have no food and then
795 00:49:25 you come face to facewith a rabid beast!
796 00:49:29 I am a rabid beastwho gives
797 00:49:35 And there's an arsoniston the loose.
798 00:49:44 How are you going to handleall this without our help?
799 00:49:56 Huh?Ah!
800 00:50:03 Ah!
801 00:50:06 Peaches, out!
802 00:50:12 That's just the easy stuff.
803 00:50:14 There's a lot morewe still need to cover.
804 00:50:17 Uh... baby made a poopie.
805 00:50:20 I'm a method actor,so I will need to be changed.
806 00:50:26 Oh! So close!
807 00:50:27 These pucks go fast.
808 00:50:30 Just watch the puckall the way into the stick.
809 00:50:36 Oh! I did it!
810 00:50:38 Too bad you and peachesare moving away.
811 00:50:40 If you stayed,we could do this
812 00:50:43 Okay. Show me the heat!
813 00:50:45 I'm like a hockey ninja!
814 00:50:50 Hey, peaches!
815 00:50:52 Looks like you gota new hockey partner
816 00:50:54 to replace your dad.
817 00:51:00 Oh!
818 00:51:02 Oh, no.
819 00:51:07 Julian!
820 00:51:12 Such a mysterywhy he wants
821 00:51:14 I didn't mean to do it.
822 00:51:16 It's not my faultthe kid has no reflexes.
823 00:51:18 How could youdo that to him?
824 00:51:19 I thought you liked Julian.
825 00:51:21 I do like Julian.
826 00:51:22 Well, you don't act like it.
827 00:51:24 When you look at him,all you see is an obstacle.
828 00:51:26 Or worse, a target.
829 00:51:28 But I see a sweet guy...
830 00:51:30 Who's trying his hardestto impress you.
831 00:51:33 Peaches.No! Both of you,
832 00:51:35 If we survive,I'm still getting married
833 00:51:37 and I'm still leaving home.
834 00:51:38 Whether you're happyfor me or not.
835 00:51:44 Don't give me that look.She said both.
836 00:51:46 That means you, too.
837 00:51:50 And this widdle astewoid
838 00:51:52 went wee, wee, wee,all the way home.
839 00:51:56 Hey...
840 00:51:58 Eh...
841 00:52:00 Because daddyand his fwiends
842 00:52:25 Sweet dreams, little one.
843 00:52:28 Lucky pumpkin!
844 00:52:31 It must be nice tohave a loving father.
845 00:52:33 Whoo.
846 00:52:35 Okay, here we go.You can do this, Roger.
847 00:52:37 Yay! Kidnapping!
848 00:52:42 Look I'm sorry. It's not me.
849 00:52:44 I would never dosomething like this.
850 00:52:45 It's my father. He's crazy.
851 00:52:48 I can't believehe pulled it off!
852 00:52:50 Way to go, dum-dum!
853 00:52:52 Oh. Thanks, dad.
854 00:52:54 Whatever! I could'vedone the same thing.
855 00:52:58 Well, well.
856 00:53:00 Looks like you're notstopping that asteroid now,
857 00:53:03 are you, weasel?
858 00:53:05 Huh?
859 00:53:06 That's not the weasel.That's...
860 00:53:08 I don't know what that is.Hmm.
861 00:53:10 Whoa!
862 00:53:14 Is it my time, angel?
863 00:53:16 Time for what?
864 00:53:18 I'm coming to the light.
865 00:53:20 Can't wait to see all thosedead relatives I hate.
866 00:53:23 Ahh! Get it off!Get it off! Get it off!
867 00:53:25 Go help your sister.
868 00:53:27 But, dad...
869 00:53:29 Ahh! Demon angel!
870 00:53:33 Mess with granny,get knocked on your Fanny.
871 00:53:39 And that's howit's done. Hmm.
872 00:53:43 Hello? Angel?
873 00:53:45 Am I in heaven?
874 00:53:47 It's so darkand squishy in here.
875 00:53:49 Huh?
876 00:53:50 Oh, no! I can stillsee the light.
877 00:53:55 Ow!
878 00:53:59 Pop! I'll save you.
879 00:54:03 Whee!
880 00:54:08 Hello!
881 00:54:14 Oh, well.Probably for the best.
882 00:54:16 Yeah, probably.Definitely.
883 00:54:29 Crikey!
884 00:54:32 Mmm.
885 00:54:34 Good gravy, buck.What have you done?
886 00:54:37 All right, mammals.Time to get moving.
887 00:54:40 Now let's not lingeron this, but, yes...
888 00:54:42 I read the tablet wrong.The asteroid is a lot closer.
889 00:54:49 Uh-oh.
890 00:54:50 Wait a second.Where's granny?
891 00:54:52 Oh.Granny? Oh, granny?
892 00:54:55 Maybe she wandered off?
893 00:54:57 Maybe she gothit in the head
894 00:54:58 Yes! And maybeshe was abducted
895 00:55:00 by homicidal30-foot dino-birds...
896 00:55:02 Seeking revenge on me.
897 00:55:04 All good theories.I'm going to go
898 00:55:08 I knew it!
899 00:55:10 So this whole time we've beenchased by giant dino-birds?
900 00:55:13 Oh, only three!I didn't want to
901 00:55:16 Right. Because before this,
902 00:55:17 we were ona carefree
903 00:55:19 Wait a second.
904 00:55:21 I've got her scent. Come on!
905 00:55:32 Whoa!
906 00:55:35 Mammals, we've made it!
907 00:55:38 The crash site.
908 00:55:40 This must be what's leftof the previous asteroid.
909 00:55:43 Uh, buck?Your space rocks!
910 00:55:48 We could definitelydivert the asteroid
911 00:55:50 with a magnet that size!
912 00:55:51 I mean that thingis enormous.
913 00:55:53 It's massive, it's...
914 00:55:55 ...going to be impossibleto get off the ground.
915 00:55:57 It's entirely possible.
916 00:55:59 In a way thatwe don't know
917 00:56:01 But what aboutthe dino-birds?
918 00:56:03 And what about granny?
919 00:56:06 Nothing.
920 00:56:08 I'm sorry, sid.
921 00:56:11 Oh, granny.My sweet,
922 00:56:16 Why does it always have to bethe old ones who go first?
923 00:56:19 Why?
924 00:56:23 I can still hear hersweet, shrill voice...
925 00:56:26 Shrieking fromthe afterlife.
926 00:56:30 Granny's alive!
927 00:56:31 And she's in trouble!
928 00:56:40 Granny?
929 00:56:42 Granny?Granny?
930 00:56:55 Is she okay?
931 00:56:57 Uh, I'm not sure.
932 00:57:03 Unhand my granny!
933 00:57:05 You do andyou don't get a tip.
934 00:57:07 Making this beautifulsloth happy
935 00:57:09 is all the payment I need.
936 00:57:11 You see?Hunky bunny gets it.
937 00:57:13 Granny!
938 00:57:15 There's a bunnyliving in the asteroid?
939 00:57:18 Did not see that coming.
940 00:57:19 Wait till you see this!
941 00:57:29 Oh!
942 00:57:31 Whoo-hoo!
943 00:57:33 Yeah!
944 00:57:34 Catching mad airon the half-pipe!
945 00:57:37 This is crazy.
946 00:57:38 Do you think they know
947 00:57:40 they are living ina magnetic bull's-eye?
948 00:57:41 Doesn't looklike a lot of
949 00:57:43 doomsday preppinggoing on in here.
950 00:57:45 I can't believe it!
951 00:57:46 Visitors!
952 00:57:47 We've never hadvisitors.
953 00:57:50 Somebody pinch me.Or should I pinch you?
954 00:57:53 Wait, I'll pinch both of us.
955 00:57:55 Did I hit my head?What's happening here?
956 00:57:59 I sure hope thisisn't a... oh!
957 00:58:02 Dream!
958 00:58:16 This guy? For real?
959 00:58:18 Whatever.
960 00:58:20 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
961 00:58:23 Hello, handsome.
962 00:58:25 I'm Brooke.
963 00:58:29 Ooh. Such exquisitebone structure.
964 00:58:31 Such a strong jaw.
965 00:58:33 I'm getting butterflies!
966 00:58:35 I'm getting nauseous.
967 00:58:37 Sorry to interrupt thisweirdo love connection...
968 00:58:39 But we're kind ofin a hurry.
969 00:58:41 If we don't dosomething fast...
970 00:58:42 That asteroid is gonnablow us all to smithereens.
971 00:58:46 Oh. That sounds urgent.
972 00:58:49 I better take you to him.
973 00:58:51 Who's "him"? Your leader?
974 00:58:53 He is our everything.
975 00:58:55 He sees all.
976 00:58:57 He knows all.
977 00:58:58 And smells amazing!
978 00:59:02 Okay. He sounds great.Let's go!
979 00:59:04 Brilliant.Right this way.
980 00:59:13 Whoo-hoo!
981 00:59:13 Yes!
982 00:59:18 Please keepyour arms and legs
983 00:59:20 inside the tram at all times.
984 00:59:23 But allow your spiritto roam free...
985 00:59:26 In geotopia.
986 00:59:28 I have a good feelingabout this.
987 00:59:31 Maybe he'll beable to help us.
988 00:59:32 She did sayhe knows all.
989 00:59:34 And all's a lot!
990 00:59:40 Here he is.
991 00:59:42 The master of meditation,the supreme serene...
992 00:59:46 The four-time heavy thoughtschampion of the world!
993 01:00:01 Is that a llama?I hate llamas.
994 01:00:04 They spit and smell.
995 01:00:06 So does she.
996 01:00:07 So do we!
997 01:00:16 Oh!
998 01:00:19 Greetings, mammals!
999 01:00:21 The shangri llamawill see you...
1000 01:00:26 Now.
1001 01:00:28 Ooh. Wonderful.
1002 01:00:30 So where is he?
1003 01:00:32 He is here.Talking to you.
1004 01:00:34 Oh, I get it.He's a ventriloquist
1005 01:00:37 and you're the dummy.
1006 01:00:39 No, you're the dummy.No, you're the dummy.
1007 01:00:40 No, you're the dummy.
1008 01:00:42 This is the guythat's going to save us.
1009 01:00:43 - Look within.- You're the dummy.
1010 01:00:46 Disgusting! Loved that!
1011 01:00:48 New topic.We're all about to die.
1012 01:00:51 Well, that's no good.Stress is a killer.
1013 01:00:54 Let us loosen our limbsand open our minds.
1014 01:00:56 Downward dog!
1015 01:00:59 Uh... seriously?
1016 01:01:00 I'll wait. I have all thetime in the world.
1017 01:01:07 Actually, you don't haveall the time in the world.
1018 01:01:09 None of us do. You see,there's this thing in the sky.
1019 01:01:12 Oh. That blinding light
1020 01:01:14 that seems to getlarger by the minute?
1021 01:01:16 What about it?Seems fine to me.
1022 01:01:19 With all due respect,your twistiness,
1023 01:01:21 that's an asteroid.
1024 01:01:22 It's magneticallyattracted to this place
1025 01:01:24 and it's headingstraight for us.
1026 01:01:26 Aha!
1027 01:01:28 It must desireour magnetic crystals.
1028 01:01:30 Well, who can blame it?
1029 01:01:32 They're reallyquite something.
1030 01:01:33 Did you know their powergrants eternal youth?
1031 01:01:36 I am over 400 years old.Mmm-hmm.
1032 01:01:38 - That's not possible.- Sure it is.
1033 01:01:40 I'm 326! Whoo!
1034 01:01:43 Huh? You don't looka day over 275.
1035 01:01:47 We are young,happy and safe.
1036 01:01:50 Thanks to geotopia!
1037 01:01:52 Kudos. It is lovely.
1038 01:01:55 Now, let's figure outa way to launch it into space!
1039 01:01:57 I'm sorry.You want to
1040 01:02:00 It'll be destroyedeither way.
1041 01:02:02 But if we propelthis magnetic material
1042 01:02:04 into the atmosphere...
1043 01:02:05 We can change the asteroid'spath and save everyone.
1044 01:02:08 What do you say?
1045 01:02:10 Caterpillar!
1046 01:02:12 So, is that a yes?Or...
1047 01:02:15 Oh.
1048 01:02:17 You are storinga lot of hostility
1049 01:02:19 in your lower spine.
1050 01:02:21 Shangri llama,how are we gonna...
1051 01:02:22 Funky chicken. Jiggy jelly.Mashed potato.
1052 01:02:25 Your flexibilityis a sight to behold.
1053 01:02:27 Now how the devil
1054 01:02:29 are we going tolaunch these crystals?
1055 01:02:30 You can't.It's impossible.
1056 01:02:33 Whoo! I am bushed.
1057 01:02:37 Awesome meeting you guys.
1058 01:02:38 Feel free to hang or,you know, whatever.
1059 01:02:42 Hmm.
1060 01:02:43 That's it.He was our last hope.
1061 01:02:46 We're doomed.
1062 01:02:47 Yeah. All we gotwas a free yoga class.
1063 01:02:50 On that subject...
1064 01:02:52 Could you help me, please?
1065 01:02:54 My nose is dangerouslyclose to my butt.
1066 01:02:57 Uh, sid, why doyou have two tails?
1067 01:03:00 I'm in here, too.
1068 01:03:08 Hey, don't cry.
1069 01:03:10 Look on the bright side.
1070 01:03:12 We get to see our livesflash before our eyes.
1071 01:03:16 That means I get tofall in love with you...
1072 01:03:19 All over again.
1073 01:03:22 Only you can makethe end of the world
1074 01:03:24 sound like a good thing.
1075 01:03:31 We did a good jobraising her.
1076 01:03:33 She's strongerthan we know.
1077 01:03:35 Two days ago, I'd have givenanything to keep her with us.
1078 01:03:39 Now I'd give anythingjust to see her get married,
1079 01:03:41 and leave home.
1080 01:03:44 Play with her kids,dance with her husband.
1081 01:03:47 Yell at him whenhe forgets
1082 01:03:52 It was a good one,wasn't it?
1083 01:03:54 Our life?You, me, and peaches.
1084 01:03:57 The best.
1085 01:04:03 Oh, Brooke.
1086 01:04:05 You're so pretty.
1087 01:04:06 You take my lisp away.
1088 01:04:09 I bet yousay that to all the girls.
1089 01:04:12 I try. But usuallythey run away too fast.
1090 01:04:16 Oh, you're such a romantic.
1091 01:04:19 Hey, I know this is going tosound super forward...
1092 01:04:24 But will you bemy mate for life?
1093 01:04:26 Oh, Brooke,i don't know what to say.
1094 01:04:28 It's only beentwelve minutes.
1095 01:04:30 What took you so long?
1096 01:04:32 Yes! This has been
1097 01:04:34 the best last dayon earth ever.
1098 01:04:37 A diamond!I need a diamond!
1099 01:04:39 Where can I find a...
1100 01:04:40 Oh! Perfect.
1101 01:04:43 No, no, no.Sid, sweetie,
1102 01:04:46 Nonsense. Only the bestfor my one... true... love.
1103 01:05:04 Whoopsies!
1104 01:05:05 No, no, no!
1105 01:05:07 Oaf! Simpleton!Nincompoop!
1106 01:05:10 You talking toher or me?
1107 01:05:12 That wall was the one thingkeeping us young.
1108 01:05:14 Now we're alldoomed! Doomed!
1109 01:05:19 And now,i think I have a fever.
1110 01:05:21 Thank you so much, doofus!
1111 01:05:23 Hey! Easy there, llama!
1112 01:05:25 This is the doofusof my dreams.
1113 01:05:26 He meant well.
1114 01:05:28 Oh, he meant well.
1115 01:05:29 Who cares?
1116 01:05:31 So much for Serenity.
1117 01:05:32 300 years ofpeace and Harmony...
1118 01:05:35 Undone by one colossally,incredibly...
1119 01:05:39 Stupendously stupid sloth!
1120 01:05:53 Oh, Brooke.
1121 01:05:55 Wow! You guys got old.
1122 01:05:57 Whatever we had,it's over.
1123 01:05:59 That's what happenswhen you date
1124 01:06:02 I'm really sorry, Mr. llama.
1125 01:06:04 Sorry. Sorry?
1126 01:06:07 Sorry doesn't fixthe wall now,
1127 01:06:08 does it, you little...
1128 01:06:11 I need a bubble bathor a massage.
1129 01:06:13 Who knows acupuncture?
1130 01:06:15 I need to let myanger out. Let it out!
1131 01:06:18 I've been pent uptoo long.
1132 01:06:22 I want to hit something.Someone give me their face.
1133 01:06:25 That's it! Pent-up energy.
1134 01:06:28 Earth's most powerfulpropulsion device
1135 01:06:29 is right in front of us.
1136 01:06:31 Who? Spitty McGee here?
1137 01:06:35 The volcano!
1138 01:06:37 That's our magnet launcher.
1139 01:06:39 All we need to do is sealthe steam vents around it.
1140 01:06:43 That's a crazy plan!
1141 01:06:44 You're a crazy plan.
1142 01:06:45 That doesn't evenmake any sense.
1143 01:06:47 And what are you?A professor of logic?
1144 01:06:49 Professor kitty mcwhiskers
1145 01:06:50 of the universityof meow meow meow meow...
1146 01:06:53 You see? Tremendous pressure
1147 01:06:55 leads toa tremendous explosion.
1148 01:06:57 And you call yourselfa professor.
1149 01:07:00 Right. We needall the crystals
1150 01:07:02 loaded into the volcano,pronto.
1151 01:07:04 What? No!
1152 01:07:05 I'm not giving youmy crystals.
1153 01:07:07 We need them torebuild our sanctuary.
1154 01:07:12 May I remind yougeotopia is not yours to keep.
1155 01:07:15 No, you may not.
1156 01:07:17 It came from the sky,
1157 01:07:19 and now it's timeto give it back.
1158 01:07:20 Is not!
1159 01:07:21 Is too, you old coot.
1160 01:07:23 Change isn't easy,but it's part of life.
1161 01:07:26 It's time for usto embrace it again.
1162 01:07:28 Whether you like it or not.
1163 01:07:30 Not!
1164 01:07:32 Listen, llama, I will gonuts and granola on your butt!
1165 01:07:35 So either get on board...
1166 01:07:37 Or go twist yourselfinto a pretzel
1167 01:07:39 and na-ma-stayout of our way.
1168 01:07:41 Come on, everybody.
1169 01:07:42 Grab every crystalyou can find.
1170 01:07:44 Totally,let's do it!
1171 01:07:46 And remember,lift with your legs.
1172 01:07:49 Too late.
1173 01:07:54 Listen up,planetary defense team.
1174 01:07:55 Step one, build pressure
1175 01:07:58 inside the volcanoby sealing the vents.
1176 01:08:01 No steam can escape.
1177 01:08:02 If there's a leak...
1178 01:08:03 The pressure is weak.
1179 01:08:11 Step two, get the biggestmagnetic crystals
1180 01:08:14 into the volcano.
1181 01:08:15 They've got to belaunched sky high
1182 01:08:17 to pull the asteroidoff course.
1183 01:08:23 - Heave!- Ho!
1184 01:08:25 - Heave!- Ho!
1185 01:08:27 Rah rah! Sis boom bah!
1186 01:08:29 Tell that asteroid "uh-uh."
1187 01:08:31 Whoo!#asteroid!
1188 01:08:32 #whatdoeshashtagmean?
1189 01:08:33 #idon'tknowbutitsoundscool!
1190 01:08:35 #totally!
1191 01:08:36 #i'mstartingtogetsickofit!
1192 01:08:41 This is it, friends.Down the hatch.
1193 01:08:43 Every crystal counts.
1194 01:08:55 Good news, everyone!
1195 01:08:57 We're six minutesahead of schedule.
1196 01:09:00 Somebody up there likes us.
1197 01:09:27 Bad news! Somebody up theredoesn't like us.
1198 01:09:29 We're six minutesbehind schedule!
1199 01:09:33 Double time, everyone.We need that big crystal.
1200 01:09:42 Oh. Hey, bro-dad!
1201 01:09:56 We got company!
1202 01:09:57 Ooh. I'll put outthe sponge cake.
1203 01:10:06 Steady.
1204 01:10:07 Steady.
1205 01:10:11 Sorry about this.
1206 01:10:13 I'm really conflictedright now.
1207 01:10:18 That's more like it, Roger.Now finish him.
1208 01:10:21 Wait! Wait,you don't understand.
1209 01:10:23 You see that?
1210 01:10:25 If that asteroid hits,we all die.
1211 01:10:27 If it hits,we all die.
1212 01:10:31 That's whereyou're wrong.
1213 01:10:32 See, while you runfor your mammal lives...
1214 01:10:35 We'll be high in the sky,cruising above it all.
1215 01:10:40 That's the stupidest thingI've ever heard!
1216 01:10:44 We'll be as safeas those little birdies.
1217 01:10:47 Lucky shot.
1218 01:10:50 Very lucky shot?
1219 01:10:54 I knew it. I was right.There's no paradise.
1220 01:10:58 What? I'm too youngto go extinct!
1221 01:11:02 She gets it! Now, please,we haven't got much time!
1222 01:11:06 What are youwaiting for?
1223 01:11:08 No, dad. I won't let you.
1224 01:11:11 Do you want to knowwhat I love
1225 01:11:14 That we're alive.
1226 01:11:16 There are moreimportant things
1227 01:11:17 than your pride right now.
1228 01:11:18 If you care about us...
1229 01:11:20 You should not kill him.
1230 01:11:22 You should help him, dad.
1231 01:11:24 Pop, I hate to say this,
1232 01:11:27 but my freakylittle brother
1233 01:11:29 As a father, I wouldwork with my worst enemy...
1234 01:11:33 To ensure a brighter futurefor my little one.
1235 01:11:44 Reinforcementshave arrived!
1236 01:11:54 All right, Roger.Lead the way.
1237 01:12:03 Oh! So that's whatapproval sounds like.
1238 01:12:07 Keep it up, dinos.
1239 01:12:08 Use that Jurassicsuper strength!
1240 01:12:13 Beep, beep, beep.
1241 01:12:23 Watch out, kids!
1242 01:12:34 The weasel has landed.
1243 01:12:37 I'll push it in.Go with peaches and Ellie!
1244 01:12:42 No!
1245 01:12:45 I'm not leaving you!We'll do this together!
1246 01:12:53 Mom, where are they?
1247 01:12:56 Ellie, we've got to geteveryone off the volcano.
1248 01:13:00 Folks, I'm outta cake,but I got salami!
1249 01:13:02 Faster, faster!
1250 01:13:03 I'mouttacakebutigotsalami!
1251 01:13:05 Granny, come on!Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1252 01:13:13 This isn't working.
1253 01:13:18 Mad air on the half-pipe!
1254 01:13:20 Manny, I have a plan!
1255 01:13:22 We have to letthe crystal go!
1256 01:13:25 You know we're trying toget it in the volcano, right?
1257 01:13:27 Manny, the only thing I wantis a life with peaches.
1258 01:13:31 And to prove myself to you.
1259 01:13:33 So, okay, two things.I want two things.
1260 01:13:36 Do you really thinkI'd waste the only
1261 01:13:42 Okay, let's do it!
1262 01:13:43 On my count. One...
1263 01:13:46 Two...
1264 01:13:47 Three!
1265 01:14:00 What are they doing?
1266 01:14:19 Did it work?
1267 01:14:27 Yes! I take back everythingi ever said about you!
1268 01:14:31 Wait, what?
1269 01:14:33 Huh?
1270 01:14:36 Now let's get out of here!
1271 01:15:01 What happened?
1272 01:15:02 Maybe it's the quietbefore the crazy?
1273 01:15:05 Hmm.
1274 01:15:33 Eddie!
1275 01:15:34 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1276 01:16:00 We did it. We did it!
1277 01:16:07 In your face,space rock!
1278 01:16:08 Yeah, baby!
1279 01:16:11 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!
1280 01:16:14 Hmm.
1281 01:16:16 Not on the lips, geezer!
1282 01:16:23 Yes! Yeah! Whoa!All right!
1283 01:16:26 Bring it in, bro-son.Welcome to the family.
1284 01:16:33 And you, you coconut!
1285 01:16:36 I'll never doubt you again.
1286 01:16:38 See? Daddy's always right.
1287 01:16:40 Remember thatwhen you're older.
1288 01:16:49 Are you sureyou can't come with us?
1289 01:16:51 Oh, Sidney,i wish I could.
1290 01:16:54 But we both knowthis is for the best.
1291 01:16:56 You've got your whole lifein front of you.
1292 01:16:59 Besides, I'll have grannyto keep me company.
1293 01:17:02 You're staying, too?
1294 01:17:04 Are you kidding?This place is great!
1295 01:17:07 Tonight's the big talent show,and tomorrow, naked bingo!
1296 01:17:10 You coming, Gladys?
1297 01:17:12 I ain't gettingany younger! Whoo!
1298 01:17:13 What? I can't hear you!
1299 01:17:15 What? I can't hear you!
1300 01:17:17 What? I can't hear you!What?
1301 01:17:20 You'll always bemy one true love.
1302 01:17:23 Here.
1303 01:17:25 Wow!
1304 01:17:27 Hold on.
1305 01:17:33 It looks just like you.
1306 01:17:35 Now we'll be witheach other forever.
1307 01:17:42 So long, handsome!
1308 01:17:44 Bye, Sidney!
1309 01:17:59 What you needis more fiber.
1310 01:18:00 He's right.
1311 01:18:11 Shangri llama'sback on top, baby!
1312 01:18:13 Ooh. Ah! Mmm.
1313 01:18:19 Gladys?
1314 01:18:22 Well, hello Teddy bear!
1315 01:18:26 Mmm-hmm.
1316 01:18:28 Hot tubbin' just gota whole lot hotter.
1317 01:18:32 Amazing!It's like some kind of
1318 01:18:34 "fountain ofnever getting old!"
1319 01:18:37 Well, we can workshopthe name later.
1320 01:18:54 Where's the bride?Why don't I have the bride?
1321 01:18:56 'Cause you're talkinginto a twig.
1322 01:18:58 Mom, I can't talk.I'm at a wedding.
1323 01:18:58 What do you mean you can't talk?
1324 01:18:58 Who are you with?
1325 01:19:01 Um, excuse me.
1326 01:19:03 Is it true you helped savethe world from an asteroid?
1327 01:19:06 Um...
1328 01:19:08 That's a very scary story.
1329 01:19:10 You thinkyou can handle it?
1330 01:19:11 Yeah.
1331 01:19:13 How scary?
1332 01:19:15 Well, we were... oh!Oh!
1333 01:19:16 Hi!
1334 01:19:17 It was five minutesto midnight...
1335 01:19:19 And we were upagainst volcanoes,
1336 01:19:21 dino-birds,and the end of the world.
1337 01:19:23 Oh, and the zombies!Don't forget the zombies!
1338 01:19:25 You know,we'd be great parents.
1339 01:19:29 So I turn to bigfoot,and I say,
1340 01:19:30 "listen, big guy..."
1341 01:19:33 I don't know. I don't know!What am I gonna do?
1342 01:19:36 Sweetie, listen to me.This is normal, okay?
1343 01:19:39 Everyone gets nervous.
1344 01:19:40 What's going on?What happened?
1345 01:19:42 It's just...
1346 01:19:43 I can't go. How can I go?
1347 01:19:46 I don't wannaleave you guys.
1348 01:19:52 Hey, fuzzball...
1349 01:19:55 Remember the first timethat we played hockey?
1350 01:19:57 You were so afraidto get on the ice
1351 01:19:59 because it was slippery?
1352 01:20:02 Remember how I held you upwhile you started to skate?
1353 01:20:05 And when I knewyou were ready,
1354 01:20:07 Aw, dad.
1355 01:20:10 I know you're ready.Now you have to let go.
1356 01:20:13 I always knew it would takesomeone very special
1357 01:20:15 to match your spirit.
1358 01:20:17 And you found him.Just like I did.
1359 01:20:20 It's your time, sweetie.
1360 01:20:22 See the world,chase your dreams.
1361 01:20:25 And whenever youdecide to come back...
1362 01:20:27 We'll be here, okay?
1363 01:20:39 Okay.
1364 01:20:41 Oh.
1365 01:21:19 Do you...
1366 01:21:20 I do.
1367 01:21:21 And do you...
1368 01:21:22 Most def.
1369 01:21:25 I now pronounce you...
1370 01:21:44 Sid!
1371 01:21:45 Brooke!
1372 01:21:56 Oh! Whoa! Ow!
1373 01:21:58 Oops!
1374 01:21:59 This is amazing!
1375 01:22:01 You're young again.And somehow,
1376 01:22:04 I guess the universewas smiling on us.
1377 01:22:06 I have so manyquestions for you.
1378 01:22:08 What happened?How'd you find me?
1379 01:22:10 Have you tried the shrimp?
1380 01:22:12 Shh. Close that prettylittle mouth of yours
1381 01:22:14 and just listen.
1382 01:22:16 This is dedicated tothe sloth of my dreams.
1383 01:22:20 That guy? For real?
1384 01:22:46 Whoa!
1385 01:23:20 Sid?
1386 01:23:22 I never thought I'd say this,
1387 01:23:23 but you did a great jobon the wedding.
1388 01:23:24 I owe you bigtime, pal.
1389 01:23:26 You sure do.
1390 01:23:27 Here's my bill.What?
1391 01:23:29 Father of the bridepays for the wedding.
1392 01:23:31 It's a traditioni just invented.
1393 01:23:33 Wait a minute,this is ridiculous.
1394 01:23:34 Look what you'recharging for flowers!
1395 01:23:36 Flowers ain't cheap.
1396 01:23:37 No! They're free!We're in a forest!
1397 01:23:40 This bill is outrageous!
1398 01:23:52 Neil debuck weasel: Mars.
1399 01:23:53 The red planet.
1400 01:23:55 Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.
1401 01:24:00 But billions and billionsof years ago...
1402 01:24:02 Mars looked like this.
1403 01:24:06 There were lakes,rivers, oceans...
1404 01:24:10 The perfect conditionsfor life to form.
1405 01:24:12 So, what happened?
1406 01:24:15 Why was life unable to take hold?
1407 01:24:23 Where did the water go?
1408 01:24:26 We may never know.