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1 00:03:15 All right, boys.Here we go.
2 00:03:17 Nice and easy.
3 00:03:19 Oh, man, Mitch,if you weren't here...
4 00:03:21 I'm always here.
5 00:03:21 Don't worry, your friend'sgonna be all right.
6 00:03:24 Are you Batman?
7 00:03:25 Sure, pal.Just bigger and browner.
8 00:03:29 All right, boys,get him in.
9 00:03:31 All right, Steph.
10 00:03:36 - Yeah, Mitch.- Yo, Eros.
11 00:03:37 How's it looking out there?
12 00:03:38 Lippers are feebs today.Just eggy.
13 00:03:41 Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
14 00:03:43 Nuggin' higher outsidethan a full-on gazebo.
15 00:03:45 Good call, brah.Come on.
16 00:03:49 All right, brah-brah!It's just brah.
17 00:03:54 Come on, Pete.Hey, Mitch!
18 00:03:54 I told you,you don't have to
19 00:03:57 I want to. You savedmy sister's life.
20 00:03:59 You think I'm gonnaforget that?
21 00:03:59 All right. Well, listen,tomorrow make my pecs
22 00:04:03 And don't cover upmy front bump.
23 00:04:04 You got it.Huge dick.
24 00:04:06 Big dick.
25 00:04:07 Yo, ellerbee.Hey, Mitch.
26 00:04:09 Hey, come on, man,why don't you leave
27 00:04:11 and get off this big wheeland come join me for a run?
28 00:04:13 What are you saying,that I need to work out?
29 00:04:14 That I'm, what,looking smaller?
30 00:04:16 No! You're looking big.
31 00:04:16 I don't know how youfit in that uniform, man.
32 00:04:18 Oh, yeah?Hey, hey!
33 00:04:18 If I had a sister,I'd introduce you
34 00:04:21 You all right,all right.
35 00:04:24 Wait, was that sarcastic?
36 00:04:26 Like callinga tall guy "shorty"?
37 00:04:28 Damn it,he always does that to me.
38 00:04:30 I heard he invented Googleand gave it all to charity.
39 00:04:33 Man, I heardhe invented the cure
40 00:04:35 He ain't superman, he'sa damn county lifeguard.
41 00:04:38 Grown man wearsspandex to work.
42 00:04:41 So does superman.
43 00:04:43 Hey, fuck you!Get off my beach!
44 00:04:48 I don't even have tostretch to guard you.
45 00:04:50 Nothing, nothing,nothing.
46 00:04:58 Ahh! Not onmy beach, Arian!
47 00:05:00 What up, vern?What's up, Mitch?
48 00:05:02 He saved my Nana's life.I ever tell you about that?
49 00:05:03 Every time he jogs by.
50 00:05:05 Literally,every single time.
51 00:05:10 Hi, Mitch.
52 00:05:41 Flakka. Jesus.
53 00:05:43 Hey, what's up, buddy?
54 00:05:45 Hey, Mitch.Hey, can I see that?
55 00:05:46 Ah...
56 00:05:49 Where'd you get this?Right there.
57 00:05:51 Right there, huh?Is this the only one?
58 00:05:54 All right.
59 00:06:07 Okay, I get that youhave to test for
60 00:06:09 but why'd we have tocome to the beach?
61 00:06:11 You knowi hate the beach.
62 00:06:11 Besides, I got to get backto work at the Huntley.
63 00:06:14 Well, I'm sorry, man,but the beach is important,
64 00:06:17 It's, you know,the wind and the, uh...
65 00:06:19 Just...
66 00:06:44 Oh...I get it.
67 00:06:46 I get it now,okay. I get it.
68 00:06:49 No, I didn't even knowshe was working
69 00:06:51 "I didn't know c.J.Was working."
70 00:06:52 Shut up, Dave.Hey, Ronnie.
71 00:06:55 Ha...
72 00:06:56 It's Ronnie, right?
73 00:06:58 What the fuck?Yeah, it's Ronnie.
74 00:07:00 I'm Dave.Hi, Dave.
75 00:07:02 Nice to meet you.C.J. How you doing?
76 00:07:03 I'm doing all right.
77 00:07:04 You're trying out today,right?
78 00:07:08 I saw your nameon the board.
79 00:07:12 Say...Say something.
80 00:07:13 Kinda feel likethis is your year.
81 00:07:16 Stop that.
82 00:07:19 Okay. Um...
83 00:07:22 Well, I'll see youat tryouts.
84 00:07:23 Eh...All right, c.J.
85 00:07:27 That was amazingto watch.
86 00:07:27 She came up to you,she was
87 00:07:30 And you handled itreally smoothly.
88 00:07:33 Really?Fuck, no.
89 00:07:36 It was horrible.Fuck!
90 00:07:36 Did you have a stroke?It felt
91 00:08:19 Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
92 00:08:21 And not a single fuckwas given.
93 00:08:24 Ooh!
94 00:08:31 Hey, Ronnie.Oh, hey, Steph.
95 00:08:33 Welcome back.Thanks.
96 00:08:35 Third time'sa charm, right?
97 00:08:36 Yeah, yeah,you know, I'm...
98 00:08:38 Hey.
99 00:08:39 I'm more motivatedthan ever.
100 00:08:44 So you're goingto make me
101 00:08:47 Are you following me?
102 00:08:47 I was actually justgoing to ask you
103 00:08:52 Okay. Look, you're hot.
104 00:08:54 I may resist for a while,but we both know
105 00:08:58 So why don'twe just skip that.
106 00:08:59 Why don't you puta baby in me?
107 00:09:02 Now.You know, honestly...
108 00:09:06 I was thinkingdinner first.
109 00:09:08 But we could trythe baby thing,
110 00:09:10 You are trying.Way too hard.
111 00:09:12 Trying's the best part.
112 00:09:13 Summer.Hi.
113 00:09:14 I was hopingwe'd see you here.
114 00:09:14 I couldn't sleeplast night.
115 00:09:18 Hey, it's your daytoday, summer.
116 00:09:19 Oh, thank you.You're welcome.
117 00:09:21 Hey, fresh face.You here for
118 00:09:23 Uh, no, no,I'm not trying out.
119 00:09:25 I'm actuallyalready on the team.
120 00:09:27 You're alreadyon this team?
121 00:09:28 I'm Matt Brody.Ready for duty.
122 00:09:31 "Ready for duty"?Oh, okay.
123 00:09:33 Um, you got any papersor anything like that?
124 00:09:34 I do. There you go.
125 00:09:37 Oh, it's a permission slip.Literally. "Dear Mitch,
126 00:09:39 "i am pleasedto write you on behalf
127 00:09:42 Right. Well,no free passes.
128 00:09:44 At all. Yeah, 'causei don't give a shit.
129 00:09:48 I legit needed thosefor my taxes.
130 00:09:50 What you need is tounderstand that if you're
131 00:09:53 you got to earn it.Really?
132 00:09:53 Yeah. So, why don'twe start this
133 00:09:57 just like gentlemen?
134 00:09:58 Where you from,one direction?
135 00:09:59 Um... Iowa?
136 00:10:01 Iowa?You heard of it?
137 00:10:03 Yeah,i know what it is.
138 00:10:04 Hey, Steph.Hey.
139 00:10:04 New kids on the blockhere is from Iowa.
140 00:10:06 Oh, man.
141 00:10:06 And, uh, he sayshe's already on the team.
142 00:10:09 Yeah.Doesn't have
143 00:10:11 Really?Yeah, absolutely.
144 00:10:13 Let me ask you this...A lot of oceans in Iowa?
145 00:10:14 No, just ponds and lakesand cocky pretty boys,
146 00:10:18 Uh-huh.Cocky pretty boys.
147 00:10:19 Hey, Mitch,what happened to that
148 00:10:21 last pretty boy recruitwe had?
149 00:10:22 He died.R.I.P.
150 00:10:24 Are you guys beingserious right now?
151 00:10:25 I honestly can't tell.
152 00:10:27 You show up here,matching bathing suits.
153 00:10:30 What is this,"lifeguard hazing"?
154 00:10:32 I'm Matt Brody.
155 00:10:33 I hold the world recordin the 200 meter.
156 00:10:35 Two gold medals.
157 00:10:36 Hey! Matt Brody.Matt Brody.
158 00:10:38 Yes, yes.
159 00:10:39 Absolutely.And we still
160 00:10:40 don't give a fuck.Don't give a fuck.
161 00:10:42 No, fresh out.Fresh out of fucks.
162 00:10:44 Okay, that ocean outthere has riptides
163 00:10:47 that'll tear yourlittle mangina in two.
164 00:10:48 My mangina?
165 00:10:50 So you are being serious.
166 00:10:51 Dead serious,right now, nsync,
167 00:10:53 This ain't no littlefucking pond out of Iowa.
168 00:10:55 So with all due respect,
169 00:10:55 you want to be hereon this team,
170 00:10:58 you're gonnahave to earn it.
171 00:11:00 Look, I get it.
172 00:11:02 You're big, sasquatch.
173 00:11:04 But I'm fast.
174 00:11:06 Really fucking fast.
175 00:11:08 Which iswhy somebody important
176 00:11:12 So when you two figure outwho the fuck I am,
177 00:11:15 you can find meon the beach.
178 00:11:18 See you.
179 00:11:22 Did that reallyjust happen?
180 00:11:24 It did.He slapped me.
181 00:11:25 Yeah. His hands weresoft and supple though,
182 00:11:27 like a woman.No offense.
183 00:11:29 You know what, man?I gotta tell you,
184 00:11:32 I'm feeling really goodabout this year.
185 00:11:33 You knowwhat I'm saying?
186 00:11:35 Good luck out there, man.Good luck.
187 00:11:37 Thanks.
188 00:11:37 And if you needsome extra motivation...
189 00:11:40 Looking at itright there.
190 00:11:44 You okay?Help! C.J., help!
191 00:11:46 My friendis choking! Help!
192 00:11:48 No, not c.J.Not c.J. No, no!
193 00:11:50 Are you okay?You're choking.
194 00:12:05 Oh, god.
195 00:12:06 Are you okay?
196 00:12:08 Ronnie.You're gonna
197 00:12:10 What?
198 00:12:15 Ah! Thank you!
199 00:12:19 Ronnie, are you okay?Oh, yeah.
200 00:12:23 Are you sure?
201 00:12:24 Yeah, yeah.No, don't touch,
202 00:12:26 Okay.
203 00:12:27 I'm so good.You did good, good, good work.
204 00:12:30 Good job.Thank you, you can go now.
205 00:12:32 Okay, um,drink some water...
206 00:12:34 Thank you so much.Okay.
207 00:12:38 Dave?Yeah.
208 00:12:40 How does it look?How does what look?
209 00:12:43 Down there.
210 00:12:49 Does not look good at all.
211 00:12:50 Yeah, what does itlook like?
212 00:12:50 Looks like your dickis trapped between
213 00:12:54 Okay, I just...Fuck, I can't reach it.
214 00:12:56 I just need you to get downthere and just pop it out.
215 00:12:59 No, I can't do that at all.
216 00:13:00 Come on, I just need you...You grab that dick
217 00:13:02 and you push it out.No, no.
218 00:13:03 Okay. Hi.
219 00:13:05 I'm going tohelp you.
220 00:13:05 We're going todeflate the situation
221 00:13:08 Okay.Focus.
222 00:13:10 Think about thingsthat turn you off.
223 00:13:12 Maybe like, um...Like your grandma's
224 00:13:15 Mmm-mmm. Not working.No? Okay, cool.
225 00:13:17 Maybe, like...Ostriches.
226 00:13:19 Guys, still stuck.Mitch, hey, need you.
227 00:13:21 No, no, not Mitch.Don't bring Mitch over.
228 00:13:23 Hey.Hey, Mitch is here.
229 00:13:26 Ronnie, you pumped aboutthe qualifiers, buddy?
230 00:13:28 You know it, man.I'm just, um... I'm really...
231 00:13:30 Really excited to quitmy double major in robotics
232 00:13:33 and computer scienceand really, really do
233 00:13:36 You don't needto look down there.
234 00:13:37 Do not touch meright now.
235 00:13:38 Not even touching you.Okay.
236 00:13:41 Wow. Okay.
237 00:13:43 Looks like you gotyour beef
238 00:13:45 stuck down there.
239 00:13:46 It's gonna be okay.I've been through it, too.
240 00:13:48 Not a big deal.Really?
241 00:13:50 Yeah, absolutely.I was stuck in a woman
242 00:13:52 Couldn't get out.
243 00:13:54 Totally the same, yeah?It's the same thing.
244 00:13:57 Stuck junkis stuck junk.
245 00:13:57 Stuck junkis stuck junk. Okay.
246 00:14:01 All right, buddy,we're gonna have to, uh,
247 00:14:04 No, no, it's okay,it's okay, I got it.
248 00:14:06 Look, it's okay.
249 00:14:07 - Oh, my god.- Nope. Still stuck.
250 00:14:08 I mean, if you thinkabout it, it's
251 00:14:11 Congratulations.
252 00:14:14 Hey, uh, howyou feeling, sport?
253 00:14:16 Better,but could we get
254 00:14:17 some sort of perimetergoing for the crowd?
255 00:14:21 Nah. Nobody's looking.Just us.
256 00:14:22 God, you're lying.That's a lot of people.
257 00:14:24 Mitch, I can't getthe swelling to go down.
258 00:14:27 All right.
259 00:14:29 We're going to haveto pull it out.
260 00:14:30 - Pull it?- Yeah.
261 00:14:31 Just like pullinga tooth.
262 00:14:33 Don't you touchmy dick!
263 00:14:34 I'm okay.
264 00:14:38 Ronnie,are you okay?
265 00:14:40 Yeah, no, I'm good.I'm good.
266 00:14:41 I'm proud of you,Ronnie.
267 00:14:43 Fuck you, Dave.You're my worst friend.
268 00:14:55 Captain, uh, I need totalk to you about this...
269 00:14:58 Yeah, Mitch. Look,you're just in time.
270 00:14:59 I want you towatch something.
271 00:15:01 Check this out.
272 00:15:02 Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex symbol
273 00:15:08 How do I define myself?
274 00:15:09 80% trill and 30% dope.
275 00:15:13 People think I'm crazy, that I'm out of control.
276 00:15:15 How do you think I got all this gold?
277 00:15:17 "Crazy and out of control"
278 00:15:17 may have worked for his individual events,
279 00:15:20 but when it came to the relay,Brody blew it for the team.
280 00:15:23 Usa is in the lead for the team relay
281 00:15:25 and Brody's in the water to anchor.
282 00:15:28 Oh, my god!
283 00:15:29 Looks like he just vomited in the pool.
284 00:15:31 After a night of partying in rio
285 00:15:33 led to a streak of bad luck in the pool,
286 00:15:35 Brody was dubbed the "vomit comet."
287 00:15:38 How do you feel about losing a medal
288 00:15:41 There's no "i" in "team."
289 00:15:44 But there is a "me."
290 00:15:45 Are you dyslexic?
291 00:15:47 I'm Caucasian.
292 00:15:51 This is the guy you thinkis a good PR opportunity
293 00:15:55 Wow. Right?
294 00:15:56 He's reckless,he's insubordinate.
295 00:15:59 Which is whywe can afford him.
296 00:16:00 Come on, Mitch.
297 00:16:02 The guy's only herebecause
298 00:16:04 A plea deal?
299 00:16:06 For what?
300 00:16:08 The specificsaren't important.
301 00:16:10 What's important is thatwe are his community service.
302 00:16:14 Come on. He's a train wreck.
303 00:16:15 With two gold medals.
304 00:16:16 How many gold medalsdo you have?
305 00:16:18 Probably zero. Okay?
306 00:16:20 Brody is an American hero withthe face of a Swedish model.
307 00:16:24 You're losing me.
308 00:16:24 He's one ofthe best swimmers
309 00:16:24 There's more to this jobthan just swimming.
310 00:16:29 You know that.Yeah,
311 00:16:32 Now, look, Mitch,let's be honest.
312 00:16:34 We're staring intothe abyss here.
313 00:16:36 City council's alreadycut our funding again.
314 00:16:39 What the council wantsand what the bay needs
315 00:16:41 are two different things.
316 00:16:43 I found more flakkathis morning.
317 00:16:44 Clearly, we havenew dealers in the bay.
318 00:16:46 And this shit is likebath salts on meth.
319 00:16:52 Wow, flakka?
320 00:16:54 Good work, Mitch.
321 00:16:55 I'll turn this overto the police.
322 00:16:57 Hey, look.This new guy of yours?
323 00:16:58 He's not ready forthis kind of trouble.
324 00:17:00 He doesn't need to be,and neither do you. Okay?
325 00:17:03 It's not your job.
326 00:17:04 It's the busiest timeof the year.
327 00:17:06 I need you out thereshining for me.
328 00:17:09 All right, I'll do it.Yes!
329 00:17:11 But he's got to passqualifiers first.
330 00:17:13 You got it.Which should be easy
331 00:17:15 considering he's the"best swimmer in the world."
332 00:17:17 Right?
333 00:17:19 Good afternoon,councilman.
334 00:17:21 Good afternoon.So, how is our progress?
335 00:17:24 Most of the council hassigned off on your terms.
336 00:17:27 Good.
337 00:17:28 And the rest arealmost there.
338 00:17:30 "Almost"?
339 00:17:31 Ugh. Councilman,
340 00:17:34 you seem like the kind ofman who knows how to
341 00:17:39 Me, too.
342 00:17:40 Back home,my younger brother was given
343 00:17:45 when clearlyi had the business gene.
344 00:17:47 Why? Because I'm a woman.
345 00:17:50 So I came to America,
346 00:17:52 the land of opportunity,because
347 00:17:56 But who's to say anymore?
348 00:17:58 I have a point to prove,councilman.
349 00:18:02 And I'm here to createan opportunity for you.
350 00:18:14 I'm surethey'll come around.
351 00:18:16 I'm sure they will, too.
352 00:18:22 Why does she alwayslook like she's running
353 00:18:24 You see it, too?
354 00:18:28 She always looks wet.But not too wet.
355 00:18:31 Right.
356 00:18:34 She's the reasoni believe in god.
357 00:18:36 Hey, how's your dick?
358 00:18:38 Oh, uh, it's good,you know...
359 00:18:39 It's better,you know...
360 00:18:42 It's just readyfor action.
361 00:18:44 Okay.Okay.
362 00:18:45 Okay.
363 00:18:46 I got my dick stuckin a chair earlier.
364 00:18:48 What? You did?Yeah.
365 00:18:49 You haven't heardabout this?
366 00:18:51 Yeah, I heard.Everybody's heard.
367 00:18:53 All right. Welcome, everybody.
368 00:18:53 You know, baywatch proudly accepts only one new
369 00:18:59 But the good news for you
370 00:19:00 is that this year, we've got three open spots.
371 00:19:03 Now without further ado,I'd like to turn it over
372 00:19:06 who has 500 career saves.
373 00:19:08 Give it up for lieutenant Mitch buchannon.
374 00:19:13 All right, thank you.
375 00:19:17 Baywatch is the elite of the elite.
376 00:19:20 Our team's commitment to protecting
377 00:19:23 is the reason why the single mom behind me
378 00:19:25 feels very comfortable letting her two kids run
379 00:19:27 right into the water unaccompanied.
380 00:19:32 Thanks, Mitch. That's right.
381 00:19:33 And baywatch works because we follow rules.
382 00:19:36 We follow rules because if we don't, people die.
383 00:19:39 You work in an office
384 00:19:39 and you doze off at your deskone day, no big deal.
385 00:19:43 You slack off here...Say it with me...
386 00:19:46 People die.
387 00:19:48 So here's the thing, if you've come to baywatch
388 00:19:50 on your little motorcycle, thinking you're cool,
389 00:19:53 trying to work on your killer tan...
390 00:19:55 Well, you need to find another beach to go to.
391 00:19:57 But if you've come to sacrifice
392 00:19:59 for something much bigger
393 00:20:01 this is the beach for you.
394 00:20:04 But you're gonna have toget through this first. C.J.?
395 00:20:07 Yeah! C.J.!
396 00:20:09 There are tons of qualities that make a great lifeguard.
397 00:20:12 Today, we're gonna test all of them
398 00:20:14 in a grueling obstacle course
399 00:20:16 "the absentee father."
400 00:20:18 He's tough. Brutal, even.
401 00:20:20 His presence in your life is brief,
402 00:20:22 and instill a toughness in you that will carry
403 00:20:26 christmases and even "bring your dad
404 00:20:29 when your mom has to put on
405 00:20:30 just so you can fit in with the other kids.
406 00:20:33 All right.
407 00:20:34 Thank you, c.J.
408 00:20:36 Thank you.
409 00:20:37 So get out there, kick ass and make us proud.
410 00:20:40 Go, baywatch.
411 00:20:54 On your mark.
412 00:20:57 Get set!
413 00:21:15 This is baywatch, people!
414 00:21:17 - Kick those legs!- Let's go!
415 00:21:18 Come on, let's go!
416 00:21:18 Listen to what she's saying.
417 00:21:21 Keep it going! Keep it going!
418 00:21:22 You are guppies!
419 00:21:23 One day you will be sharks!
420 00:21:23 - Pick it up, folks.- Move those legs!
421 00:21:29 Who's your daddy now?
422 00:21:30 Come on, guys!
423 00:21:37 Come on, guys!Let's go!
424 00:21:39 Hustle, hustle, hustle!
425 00:21:41 Let's go!You got this! Come on!
426 00:21:44 Let's go!Let's go! Let's go!
427 00:21:46 Up and over!
428 00:21:50 Let's go, come on!Way to hustle! Come on,
429 00:21:55 Kid's really gotno quit in him.
430 00:21:58 Attaboy, Ronnie!Great job!
431 00:22:00 Great!
432 00:22:10 Oh, fuck.
433 00:22:10 You know,you wanna be
434 00:22:12 you're gonna haveto pass this course.
435 00:22:14 We all do.Look. Mitch, right?
436 00:22:16 Lieutenant to you."Lieutenant"?
437 00:22:19 Like in the army?
438 00:22:21 Let me save yousome time. Okay?
439 00:22:24 You're not gonna bemy big brother here
440 00:22:27 It doesn't worklike that.
441 00:22:29 I got where I am todaycompletely by myself.
442 00:22:32 So how about youlet me do my job,
443 00:22:34 and I'll tell youwhere to send my checks?
444 00:22:36 You know,sharks always swim slowly.
445 00:22:41 Until they need to attack.
446 00:22:43 Thank you forthat cryptic
447 00:22:44 and totally irrelevantpiece of information.
448 00:22:46 What are you,aquaman?
449 00:22:47 'Cause I'm really confusedwith what
450 00:22:51 Come on, gold medal.
451 00:22:51 You afraid I'm gonna kickyour little mermaid ass
452 00:22:55 all over this coursein front of
453 00:22:57 I mean,now you're gonna
454 00:22:59 on the big boy's course,Princess.
455 00:23:47 Whoo!
456 00:23:48 Well, that was cute.
457 00:23:50 Probably in record time.Yeah?
458 00:23:52 The problem is,that's not the course.
459 00:23:54 That's not the course?
460 00:23:55 So here's whatwe're gonna do.
461 00:23:55 We're gonna go overto the real course,
462 00:23:58 and if you beat meover there,
463 00:23:59 not only are youon the team,
464 00:24:01 but I won't fuckwith you anymore
465 00:24:03 and I'll call youby your real name.
466 00:24:04 Oh, really?
467 00:24:18 Yeah!
468 00:24:32 Refrigerators?
469 00:24:33 ...98, 99, 100!
470 00:24:41 Ahhh!
471 00:24:46 Whoo!
472 00:24:49 That wasbullshit, Mitch.
473 00:24:52 You knowi was already gassed.
474 00:24:52 Because you were showboating.You want to be a lifeguard,
475 00:24:55 you gotta learn toconserve your energy.
476 00:24:57 Conserve my energy?
477 00:24:59 No!
478 00:25:02 Help! My kids!
479 00:25:04 Lifeguard tower one!
480 00:25:41 Help!
481 00:25:46 Look out! Look out!
482 00:25:50 We're on the go!
483 00:25:52 Come on, move!
484 00:25:53 Yo, move!
485 00:25:54 Watch it!Move, move, move!
486 00:25:59 Hey, look out!
487 00:26:02 Lady, get out of the way!
488 00:26:16 My kids!Ma'am, everything's okay.
489 00:26:18 I'm here to save you.My name is Matt Brody.
490 00:26:21 Somebody help!Ma'am, stop it!
491 00:26:23 I can't save you ifyou're being a dick!
492 00:26:27 - Where are the other two?- "Other two"?
493 00:26:29 Oh, shit.
494 00:26:41 Here you go. Here you go.Okay.
495 00:26:43 Take him.
496 00:26:48 You're okay.
497 00:26:50 Come on.
498 00:26:51 Breathe for me.Come on, big man.
499 00:26:53 Come on.
500 00:26:58 We'll set you downright here.
501 00:26:59 Good. Let's get youover. Attaboy.
502 00:27:03 Brody, stop!One, two, three...
503 00:27:05 Brody, stop!What? Why?
504 00:27:07 Her airway's blocked.
505 00:27:13 Okay, breathe.C.J., she good?
506 00:27:16 Steph, how is she?She's all right.
507 00:27:19 You're gonna be good.
508 00:27:20 Give me some.
509 00:27:21 Let's get youto your mom.
510 00:27:32 All right, guys.Hey, listen up.
511 00:27:32 We want to thank you fora great year of qualifiers.
512 00:27:36 For those of you who don'tgo on and become trainees,
513 00:27:39 we wanna thank you,we expect to
514 00:27:42 To the traineeswho made it,
515 00:27:49 Oh, my god.I made it.
516 00:27:50 I made it!Oh, my god.
517 00:27:53 Thank you so much.
518 00:27:55 You don't everhave to thank me.
519 00:27:56 You did this oneon your own.
520 00:27:57 Thank you.You're welcome.
521 00:27:59 What the fuck?That's my name.
522 00:28:02 That's my name!
523 00:28:04 Holy shit!
524 00:28:06 I made it onto...
525 00:28:08 Wait. Do not tell methat I'm the tech guy.
526 00:28:10 No!
527 00:28:11 No, I chose youbecause
528 00:28:13 no quit and you leave itall out on the beach.
529 00:28:15 - Thanks, Mitch.- Congratulations.
530 00:28:20 Hey,high school musical.
531 00:28:22 You were reckless out there.
532 00:28:23 Completely destroyeda motorcycle,
533 00:28:26 I didn't steal that.
534 00:28:28 I commandeered it, okay?
535 00:28:29 Because it was fasterand clearly had insurance.
536 00:28:32 And by the way,
537 00:28:32 the lady that I saved,she didn't seem to mind.
538 00:28:36 Let me tell yousomething, man,
539 00:28:37 the rescues don't meana thing
540 00:28:39 if you put other peoplein danger. Okay?
541 00:28:41 Now, I get it,you're fast,
542 00:28:43 And I have to make youa trainee, butterfly,
543 00:28:45 but you gota lot to learn.
544 00:28:46 All right.Thank you, lieutenant.
545 00:28:52 All right,listen up!
546 00:28:53 Training begins at 0600.
547 00:28:55 Hot wheels,I'll see you back
548 00:28:57 Sure thing, lieutenant.
549 00:29:00 Welcome to baywatch.
550 00:29:05 All right.
551 00:29:06 Hey,I'm so glad
552 00:29:11 I don't meanto interrupt,
553 00:29:12 but everyone on the beachis talking about you guys.
554 00:29:15 Thank you.
555 00:29:16 Brody, that savesounds incredible.
556 00:29:18 Impulsive,but incredible.
557 00:29:20 Appreciate it.See that?
558 00:29:22 Ah, we're just doingour jobs.
559 00:29:24 Oh.
560 00:29:25 Hey, guys, this isVictoria Leeds,
561 00:29:27 the new owner ofthe Huntley club.
562 00:29:30 Hey. How you doing?Hey.
563 00:29:30 Well, I just wantedto invite all of you
564 00:29:33 to the Huntley.We're having
565 00:29:34 It's a kind of a "meetthe neighbors" thing.
566 00:29:37 Look, I know thatthe club's kind of
567 00:29:40 and probably notyour scene,
568 00:29:42 but you havea standing invitation.
569 00:29:45 Thank you.We'll keep that in mind.
570 00:29:47 Please, join us,okay?
571 00:29:50 Whoa!
572 00:29:51 Easy.Oh.
573 00:29:52 You okay?Yeah.
574 00:29:57 I'll see you there?See you then.
575 00:30:00 Let's go, Frankie.
576 00:30:30 Brody?
577 00:30:32 Hey.What are you doing?
578 00:30:34 Nothing.I was just, uh...
579 00:30:36 You know, stargazing.
580 00:30:38 Under a pier?
581 00:30:40 Yeah. That way.
582 00:30:42 Look, you're on the team,
583 00:30:42 and, um, I don't wantanyone on the team
584 00:30:46 Yeah, come on.You're coming with me.
585 00:30:48 Brody, let's go,i don't want to wait
586 00:30:50 Thank youagain, so much.
587 00:30:52 Really embarrassed.
588 00:30:52 Yeah, no,it's totally cool.
589 00:30:55 Oh, I forgot somethingin my car.
590 00:30:57 Um, just...Just knock.
591 00:30:57 You sure Stephaniewon't mind? It's cool?
592 00:31:00 It's cool.She won't
593 00:31:03 Thank you so much.
594 00:31:04 This is reallycool of you guys.
595 00:31:05 Mmm-hmm.No problem.
596 00:31:07 What the fuck?
597 00:31:12 'Sup.Hey.
598 00:31:14 This is your house,isn't it?
599 00:31:15 Yeah, this is, um...It's my house.
600 00:31:17 Yeah.
601 00:31:19 I assume you needa place to crash.
602 00:31:20 Yeah.Come on in.
603 00:31:23 Just like c.J.,always picking up strays.
604 00:31:35 Quit lookingat little Mitch!
605 00:31:38 Come and see whereyou're gonna crash.
606 00:31:41 There's your cot.
607 00:31:43 Don't Jack offon my sheets.
608 00:31:46 Don't.
609 00:31:49 I can't find my hermit crab.
610 00:31:51 I think he ran out earlier today.
611 00:31:53 He's got short legs, but he's got
612 00:31:56 if you'd keep eyes open, I'd appreciate that.
613 00:32:00 I will start combing the beach
614 00:32:05 This is echo bravo 153.
615 00:32:07 Fuck it. Mitch, can I pleaseturn the c.B. Off in my room?
616 00:32:10 Jonas brother, listen to me.
617 00:32:12 Get your beauty rest.
618 00:32:13 We're starting brightand early tomorrow.
619 00:32:23 How wasyour first riptide?
620 00:32:27 It stings!
621 00:32:29 That's justthe lactic acid.
622 00:32:31 Actually, it'sthe jellyfish
623 00:32:35 What the fuck?
624 00:32:38 Oh, my god!
625 00:32:39 One, two, three.Cross.
626 00:32:41 One, two, three.
627 00:32:42 Keep your hands up.One, two, duck! Again.
628 00:32:44 One, two, duck!
629 00:32:45 Nice!
630 00:32:53 What you, uh...What you doing
631 00:32:55 Um, I don't know.
632 00:32:58 I don't know.Okay.
633 00:33:00 Honestly,i don't even know
634 00:33:03 Mitch seessomething in you.
635 00:33:05 And I see it,too. I do.
636 00:33:08 I really do.
637 00:33:10 What?
638 00:33:11 What?
639 00:33:14 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
640 00:33:16 Very important lesson.
641 00:33:18 That isthe devil's urchin.
642 00:33:20 One prick out ofthat thing
643 00:33:21 will give youenough adrenaline
644 00:33:23 to choke outa pissed-off bull.
645 00:33:24 The only problem is,after that,
646 00:33:26 you say some crazy-ass shit,and then you fucking die.
647 00:33:29 Now pick that upand take it
648 00:33:31 So these are just likelaying around everywhere?
649 00:33:34 Do you want meto help you?
650 00:33:34 Okay, look,let's just be honest,
651 00:33:38 I mean,we've lost him.
652 00:33:40 No, it's notyour fault.
653 00:33:42 Not my boy Ted.
654 00:33:43 Why, why, Ted?Why you, Ted?
655 00:33:45 Why?
656 00:33:47 Don't you dothis to me, Ted!
657 00:33:51 Okay, no.But, seriously,
658 00:33:51 because you aregonna kill someone
659 00:33:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.All right.
660 00:33:57 Wait, summer,do you have time
661 00:33:59 Yeah. Um...
662 00:34:02 Did you just, uh,look at my boobs?
663 00:34:04 I... was notmy intention.
664 00:34:06 I didn't, uh, staredirectly at them.
665 00:34:09 You're lookingat them right now.
666 00:34:10 Now I did.
667 00:34:12 'Cause you'retalking about them.
668 00:34:13 Testing. Failed.
669 00:34:15 Oh, my god.Well, we're gonna be
670 00:34:17 in swimsuitsa lot, so...
671 00:34:19 If it's gonna bea problem for you...
672 00:34:20 There's nota problem for me.
673 00:34:22 At all. Cool.Yeah.
674 00:34:23 All right. You justlooked at them again.
675 00:34:25 No, I didn't.I was... I didn't...
676 00:34:27 Well, when youpoint them out
677 00:34:29 It's a complimentif you think
678 00:34:37 Victoria.
679 00:34:38 I'm gonna need more time.
680 00:34:38 Do I strike you asa patient woman, councilman?
681 00:34:43 No, no, I got the councilto sign off on
682 00:34:47 Just some property ownerswon't give approval.
683 00:34:49 But I'm working on it.
684 00:34:50 Yeah, well,you just ran out of time.
685 00:34:53 Leon, would you showMr. Rodriguez
686 00:34:55 what we do to peoplewho don't deliver?
687 00:35:02 I knowyou're dealing flakka,
688 00:35:02 which is gonnadrive down real estate
689 00:35:06 right? Right?
690 00:35:07 So if anything happensto me, I will expose you.
691 00:35:12 And then you'll never getyour approvals.
692 00:35:13 Such accusations.
693 00:35:15 I'm not a bond villain.
694 00:35:17 Well, yet.
695 00:35:19 You're in politics.
696 00:35:20 You know that no one canclaw their way to the top
697 00:35:20 without gettinga little dirt under
698 00:35:26 Clearly,i overestimated you.
699 00:35:29 But calling mea drug dealer...
700 00:35:32 It's so much biggerthan that, you know?
701 00:35:35 I...Leon...
702 00:35:37 Teach himsome manners.
703 00:35:39 Have fun, boys.
704 00:35:41 I agree with...
705 00:35:43 I overstepped.
706 00:35:44 I overstepped,Victoria.
707 00:35:46 Guys, we can talkabout this.
708 00:35:49 Leon doesn't talk.He's a man of action.
709 00:35:52 There's a purityto that.
710 00:35:55 Damn it.You do that every time.
711 00:35:57 I build you up,and then you ruin
712 00:36:17 See something you like?Jesus Christ.
713 00:36:19 You, uh...You got me.
714 00:36:23 You're gonna be cooland go talk to her
715 00:36:25 or you gonna stand up hereand be creepy creeperton
716 00:36:27 through the binoculars?
717 00:36:27 Look, man, I'm finein that department,
718 00:36:30 so don't worry about me.Yeah.
719 00:36:32 I'm sure your approachto women is snapchatting
720 00:36:35 Don't ever do that.
721 00:36:37 A lot of peoplescreenshot them
722 00:36:40 Yeah. If it leakson the Internet,
723 00:36:43 Hola? Is anyone there?
724 00:36:43 This is baywatch. What isyour emergency? Over.
725 00:36:52 What is yourposition? Over.
726 00:36:52 Gringa, my position is the ocean.
727 00:36:59 Okay, call coast guard.We got a 10-73.
728 00:37:01 I'm gonna takethe waverunner.
729 00:37:03 You and c.J.Take rescue one.
730 00:37:04 - Go, go, go!- Rescue one, asap.
731 00:37:05 Hold up! Wait, what, what?What are we doing?
732 00:37:07 Shit.
733 00:37:10 Summer?What's a 10-73?
734 00:37:12 "Fire"? What does that mean?In the ocean?
735 00:37:14 You need tostart studying!
736 00:37:15 Yeah, I know.Got it. I'm there.
737 00:37:17 See you out there.
738 00:37:22 Come on.Let's go.
739 00:37:24 If you're comin',hurry up.
740 00:37:25 You don't get one.
741 00:37:29 Whoa!
742 00:37:30 Come on.Quit screwing around!
743 00:37:31 Could you wait for me?Come on.
744 00:37:33 God damn it, let's go.
745 00:37:34 Go, go, go!
746 00:37:40 Lock your arms aroundmy waist or you're gonna
747 00:37:44 This isso awkward, dude.
748 00:37:46 How many buckets oflotion do you wear a day?
749 00:37:48 You're like a greasy,hairless gorilla.
750 00:37:55 Don't worry, guys!I got it.
751 00:37:56 I'll take care of...If the fire spreads...
752 00:38:04 All right, I need youto take the throttle.
753 00:38:06 That's impossible.
754 00:38:06 Go between my armsand take
755 00:38:15 Holy shit.
756 00:38:31 When I say so,hard right turn.
757 00:38:33 What?Three.
758 00:38:35 Two. One. Go!Oh, shit, man.
759 00:39:09 Oh, thank god.
760 00:39:10 Are youthe fire water man?
761 00:39:11 Tell me, where areyour friends?
762 00:39:11 I don't know.Okay.
763 00:39:14 Don't move. Okay?Okay.
764 00:39:21 Help!
765 00:39:23 Down here!
766 00:39:27 Is anyone there?
767 00:39:30 I hear you!
768 00:39:31 Get to the front ofthe boat! We're coming!
769 00:39:33 Help!
770 00:39:36 Help me!
771 00:39:40 Mitch!
772 00:39:48 Portside.
773 00:39:55 Over here!
774 00:39:56 In the front!Fuck.
775 00:39:58 There's a girl trappedin the front of the boat!
776 00:40:00 There's too much fire!
777 00:40:04 No way.
778 00:40:06 C.J.!
779 00:40:11 Okay, guapo.
780 00:40:12 If you want me,you can have me.
781 00:40:14 But rapido becausethe boat is on fire.
782 00:40:17 Some other time.No...
783 00:40:24 Are you all right?Can you hear me?
784 00:40:25 No, I'm not okay!
785 00:40:28 Help! Please!
786 00:40:32 Help! In here!
787 00:40:38 Do not go underthat fire, Brody!
788 00:40:40 Wait!
789 00:40:43 In here!
790 00:40:44 Please! Help!
791 00:40:46 Oh, my god!Take my hand.
792 00:40:48 Trust me.
793 00:40:52 Are you hurt?No. I'm okay.
794 00:40:54 Good. Hang on.What?
795 00:40:55 C.J.!
796 00:40:57 Portside!
797 00:41:04 Miss, are you okay?
798 00:41:05 Can you help me?
799 00:41:06 Are you all right?Are you hurt?
800 00:41:27 Brody!
801 00:41:37 Oh.
802 00:41:38 Are you okay?
803 00:41:39 That was sucha great plan,
804 00:41:41 just to see fire andjust swim right into it.
805 00:41:45 You care about me.
806 00:41:46 I care about you.Ugh.
807 00:41:48 Get off that boat, Mitch.
808 00:42:17 ...eight, nine, ten.
809 00:42:25 Come on.
810 00:42:26 Hey, other than him,we did good, right?
811 00:42:28 Like,we saved everyone.
812 00:42:30 Yes, including you.
813 00:42:31 I know that.
814 00:42:32 I'm just saying,all things considered,
815 00:42:35 things could've gonea lot worse.
816 00:42:37 Come on!
817 00:42:38 Is he going to be okay?
818 00:42:40 Do you know what happenedto the councilman?
819 00:42:42 No, I don't know.
820 00:42:43 We were partying,
821 00:42:43 and then whenwe came upstairs, the boat
822 00:42:57 You disobeyedan order out there,
823 00:43:00 You can't save anyoneif you die.
824 00:43:01 Yeah, I know.I messed up. Okay?
825 00:43:04 I'm just... what arewe still doing here?
826 00:43:06 Just write this down.Can we just go?
827 00:43:07 Victim is male,five foot nine...
828 00:43:09 Hey, hey, hey.Get back right now.
829 00:43:12 my crime scene.
830 00:43:14 Come on, ellerbee.
831 00:43:14 Don't give me any ofthat jurisdiction shit.
832 00:43:17 Uh, no, I won't,because technically,
833 00:43:19 you don't havea jurisdiction,
834 00:43:22 You got one job, makesure swim-happy white
835 00:43:26 Technically, that boat outthere is the coast guard's
836 00:43:29 And if I would'vewaited for them, all
837 00:43:32 What?We would have died?
838 00:43:33 Burned to a crisp.I'm not ready to die!
839 00:43:35 I know.It's okay, you're not.
840 00:43:38 So technically,we saved lives.
841 00:43:40 Technically,i see a dead body,
842 00:43:42 which technically makesthis a crime scene.
843 00:43:45 Hey, technically, these"technically's" are wasting
844 00:43:48 Thank you,blue-eyed demon.
845 00:43:51 And as far as thisdead body goes, look.
846 00:43:53 Badge on a uniform.
847 00:43:56 Patch on a swimsuit.
848 00:43:58 Lieutenant. Beat cop.
849 00:44:00 So keep us informed
850 00:44:01 of the investigationand we're gonna do the same.
851 00:44:03 All right. Hey, how doi keep in touch?
852 00:44:05 Seashell phone,
853 00:44:05 or do I justblow into the conch
854 00:44:10 That's the spirit,ellerbee.
855 00:44:10 Just call meon the shell phone.
856 00:44:14 I'll tell you this,if you crack this case,
857 00:44:15 they're gonna upgradeyou to a Segway
858 00:44:16 and they're gonna give youbig-boy pants to wear,
859 00:44:18 cover upthose chicken legs.
860 00:44:21 Oh, Christ, that's...Councilman Rodriguez.
861 00:44:24 Good luck, officer.
862 00:44:40 Damn, Ronnie.C.J.!
863 00:44:43 Please!
864 00:44:45 Oh, shit.
865 00:44:46 I never really hearda guy sing that song,
866 00:44:48 but you're really good.
867 00:44:50 Thank you.
868 00:44:52 Uh, c.J., what areyou doing here?
869 00:44:56 Here? Oh, um,it's a coed shower.
870 00:44:58 Coed, cool.
871 00:45:01 Cool, cool, cool.
872 00:45:01 Yeah, coed is coolwith me, 'cause I'm
873 00:45:07 I'm taking lunch orders.Do you want anything?
874 00:45:11 I would like a salad.
875 00:45:14 You sure?
876 00:45:16 This place has reallygood cheesesteaks,
877 00:45:18 meatball subs,foot-longs.
878 00:45:21 They really hit the spot.No, I'll have a salad.
879 00:45:24 I'm just a straight-upleafy green type of guy.
880 00:45:28 That's my type of jam.
881 00:45:30 Just hook me upwith a salad.
882 00:45:33 Okay. Salad.
883 00:45:34 Cool. All right.Great.
884 00:45:36 By the way, uh,when we shower in here,
885 00:45:42 Right, Phil, Sarah?
886 00:45:45 But your, uh, clean nipsare looking really good.
887 00:45:47 Ah!
888 00:45:51 Thanks.Bye.
889 00:45:57 Oh, god.
890 00:46:00 Why me?
891 00:46:05 How wasyour day today?
892 00:46:08 Uh, I don't know.A guy died.
893 00:46:09 Maybe this is whywe keep losing recruits.
894 00:46:12 - They can't handle it.- Yeah.
895 00:46:14 I mean, now thatyou know our job
896 00:46:14 is much morethan you expected, right,
897 00:46:18 What happened today,while very tragic,
898 00:46:21 So if you want to quit,hey, we totally get it.
899 00:46:23 But if you don't andyou choose to stay,
900 00:46:25 just know that baywatchis more than a job.
901 00:46:26 It's a way of life.
902 00:46:28 "A way of life."
903 00:46:30 You and I both knowI'm sticking around.
904 00:46:33 Am I the only onethat got a salad?
905 00:46:35 Look, this is whati don't understand,
906 00:46:38 A guy dies.That's tragic.
907 00:46:40 But that doesn't meanthat there's anything
908 00:46:43 Okay? And even ifthere was,
909 00:46:44 that's not our job.That's not what we do.
910 00:46:47 We're lifeguards.So, this, technically,
911 00:46:50 You just heard that cop.He just told us that.
912 00:46:52 I just thought youhad to be on a really
913 00:46:54 to look like you guys.
914 00:46:56 Brody, what is itthat you think we do
915 00:46:59 I thoughtwe were lifeguards.
916 00:46:59 I thought thatwe prevent people
917 00:47:02 and, yeah, occasionallystop them from drowning.
918 00:47:04 And that's all youthink that this is?
919 00:47:06 It's exactly whati thought it was.
920 00:47:07 C.J., how aboutyou throw a few
921 00:47:09 of last month'scases at olympiad here
922 00:47:12 "Cases"?Okay, um...
923 00:47:13 School of manta rayin the cove?
924 00:47:15 You call animal control?
925 00:47:17 Before animal controlshows up,
926 00:47:19 the school of manta rayfly up out of the water,
927 00:47:21 sting someone inthe chest and they die.
928 00:47:23 Steve irwin, r.I.P.
929 00:47:23 How about, uh, sand griftersrunning a con on the beach,
930 00:47:27 Well, I'm not exactly surewhat a sand grifter is,
931 00:47:30 But I would probablycall the cops.
932 00:47:32 Sand grifters are,uh, beach thieves.
933 00:47:34 Okay, so while you'reworking on your tan,
934 00:47:36 they're stealing thingsfrom families on the beach.
935 00:47:39 I'll give youone better.
936 00:47:39 How about diamond smugglerswho are putting
937 00:47:43 and bringing them ashore?
938 00:47:43 Everything that you guysare talking about
939 00:47:43 sounds like a really,like, entertaining,
940 00:47:50 But if that was the case,i would
941 00:47:53 We could call the cops,and then do nothing,
942 00:47:55 like most people would.But that's not us,
943 00:47:57 it's nothow we operate.
944 00:47:58 We watch when other peopledon't want to watch.
945 00:48:00 We protect when other peopledon't want to protect.
946 00:48:03 If we do the bare minimum,sometimes people die.
947 00:48:07 Guys, we have flakkathat just washed ashore.
948 00:48:09 That shit is hardcoreand it fucking kills people.
949 00:48:12 And now we gota dead body in our bay.
950 00:48:14 And the girls on that boathad the same drugs on them
951 00:48:17 that I foundin front of
952 00:48:20 So my gut says thatit's all connected.
953 00:48:24 Wait, Leeds did saythere'd be an open
954 00:48:27 Yes, she did.
955 00:48:29 And we're all going.
956 00:48:48 What'd you findon chen?
957 00:48:50 No criminal record.No fetishes.
958 00:48:52 No weird photos.He's clean.
959 00:48:54 Makes me feel weirdabout the stuff I have
960 00:48:57 What abouthis bank accounts?
961 00:48:59 Account.
962 00:49:00 This dude isnot rich at all.
963 00:49:01 All his money is tied upin real estate in the bay.
964 00:49:04 Well, I guess you'll haveto help me persuade him
965 00:49:06 some other way.
966 00:49:07 Every man has a price.
967 00:49:09 Speaking of which,
968 00:49:11 I know you've been usingmy special set of skills
969 00:49:13 for your ownnefarious purposes,
970 00:49:15 but additional compensation
971 00:49:17 would go a long wayin motivating me to
972 00:49:24 You're blackmailing me.
973 00:49:26 Huh? Well, I wouldn't...Dave...
974 00:49:29 I really admire a manwho knows how to
975 00:49:33 I'm very impressed.
976 00:49:35 Keep up the good work.Thanks.
977 00:49:38 Do we have a deal, or...
978 00:49:41 I need some closure.
979 00:49:45 Hey.Hi.
980 00:49:46 Wow, you lookreally nice.
981 00:49:46 Hey, you lookreally nice, too,
982 00:49:49 That shirt comein big-boy size?
983 00:49:51 Well, at leastI'm undercover.
984 00:49:52 Look at you.You didn't even try.
985 00:49:54 All right, guys,we got a very big night,
986 00:49:57 It's our only shot to provethat they're dealing here,
987 00:49:59 so we gotta make it right.
988 00:50:00 So, c.J. And Ronnie,find out who's selling.
989 00:50:03 Summer, keep an eye onLeeds and her thugs.
990 00:50:06 Then Mitch and I will searchthe place for where
991 00:50:08 Brody?What?
992 00:50:10 You're our lookout.Lookout?
993 00:50:11 Guys, if you want tofind drugs at a party,
994 00:50:13 I can walk in thereand find drugs.
995 00:50:15 It'd take me, like,five minutes.
996 00:50:17 Not 'cause I do itall the time.
997 00:50:18 I'm just sayingit's not rocket science.
998 00:50:20 Okay, troubled youth.Thank you for that.
999 00:50:22 The only waythis whole thing is
1000 00:50:24 is if everyone,everyone,
1001 00:50:26 Can you handle that,Malibu Ken?
1002 00:50:31 What?
1003 00:50:32 Why is everyonelooking at me? Summer.
1004 00:50:32 Hey, am I the only onethat thinks this is clearly
1005 00:50:37 Yes.Yes.
1006 00:50:38 Fuck it.
1007 00:50:55 Mr. chen, I'm so gladyou could make it.
1008 00:50:58 I wanted to meetthe new neighbor everyone
1009 00:51:01 So I presume you knowwhy I had to invite you.
1010 00:51:03 I am not interested inselling my properties.
1011 00:51:07 Why don't you thinkabout it, okay?
1012 00:51:09 I of all people knowhow hard it is
1013 00:51:14 You never know whena dry spell could come.
1014 00:51:18 What are you thinking?
1015 00:51:18 I think we case itand I'll meet you
1016 00:51:21 All right.Sounds good.
1017 00:51:23 So where should I,like, look out from?
1018 00:51:25 Hey. How are you?
1019 00:51:41 Victoria.
1020 00:51:46 You killed Rodriguezin front of witnesses.
1021 00:51:49 What the fuckwere you thinking?
1022 00:51:51 They were high.They didn't
1023 00:51:53 They better not have.
1024 00:51:54 Because now Daveknows too much.
1025 00:51:56 And this betternot come back to me.
1026 00:51:58 I can't havethis unraveling.
1027 00:51:59 Got it?
1028 00:52:00 Now go clean upyour mess.
1029 00:52:05 Brody.Mmm.
1030 00:52:07 I'm so glad you came.
1031 00:52:09 Oh, gosh.
1032 00:52:10 Let's get you a real drink.Greg, the good stuff.
1033 00:52:14 Scotch isyour drink, right?
1034 00:52:16 This is a really nice placeyou have here.
1035 00:52:18 You have great taste.
1036 00:52:20 I really respect that.
1037 00:52:21 It's nice to have somebodywho respects you, you know?
1038 00:52:28 Oh...
1039 00:52:30 I sense trouble.
1040 00:52:34 I think I'm just, uh,
1041 00:52:37 not used to having a boss.
1042 00:52:38 Mitch is threatened.
1043 00:52:40 He should be thrilledto have you.
1044 00:52:42 Yeah, you'd think.
1045 00:52:44 Oh, my god.
1046 00:52:46 "Lieutenant Matt Brody."
1047 00:52:48 That has suchan amazing ring to it.
1048 00:52:53 Yeah.
1049 00:52:56 Here. Keepthe whole bottle.
1050 00:52:58 I think you need it.
1051 00:53:00 This'll be fun.Thank you.
1052 00:53:05 Hey.
1053 00:53:06 Did you getany intel on Leeds?
1054 00:53:07 Yeah, I got intel.That's awesome.
1055 00:53:09 Single malt35-year-old intel.
1056 00:53:12 And it's fuckingdelicious.
1057 00:53:15 All right, I thinki got something.
1058 00:53:16 Found our access point.
1059 00:53:18 Where is Brody?Have you seen him?
1060 00:53:20 No. No time.
1061 00:53:21 We gotta movewithout him.
1062 00:53:22 Yeah, but we needour lookout.
1063 00:53:24 What's your deal?You like torturing guys?
1064 00:53:25 No.Yeah, you do.
1065 00:53:27 Well, I mean,i have three brothers, so
1066 00:53:31 Mmm.
1067 00:53:32 I take ityou're an only child.
1068 00:53:33 I don't know, honestly.
1069 00:53:35 You don't know?
1070 00:53:35 I grew up ina foster home.
1071 00:53:38 Three of them,actually.
1072 00:53:41 Mmm. Don't be.
1073 00:53:41 It was pretty cool.One of them had a pool.
1074 00:53:44 If it wasn't forthat pool,
1075 00:53:45 I probably wouldn't havegone to the Olympics.
1076 00:53:46 Yeah. I mean,that's amazing.
1077 00:53:48 Go from foster hometo winning a gold medal.
1078 00:53:51 Two.Two gold medals.
1079 00:53:53 And I fucking busted my assfor those gold medals,
1080 00:53:56 so you can't blame mefor celebrating.
1081 00:53:58 Yeah. Huh.
1082 00:54:00 I mean, I've alwayswondered what happened
1083 00:54:02 I knew the relaywas the next day,
1084 00:54:06 They didn't care about me.They just needed me to win.
1085 00:54:09 Well, you certainly madesure they did not win.
1086 00:54:12 I lost waymore than they did.
1087 00:54:14 Okay? I lostall my sponsors.
1088 00:54:16 I'm an olympic championand I'm fucking broke.
1089 00:54:21 Ronnie, hey.What?
1090 00:54:23 Okay, listen. I need youto create
1091 00:54:25 What? How?
1092 00:54:25 Rememberthe first time
1093 00:54:28 The night at chen's?
1094 00:54:29 Oh, yeah.
1095 00:54:31 What? No.
1096 00:54:32 Yes.No!
1097 00:54:33 Yes!Mitch, no!
1098 00:54:34 Yes. Yes!No!
1099 00:54:35 No!God damn it, Ronnie.
1100 00:54:36 You listen to me,and you listen good.
1101 00:54:36 Every team has a ringer,and you and only
1102 00:54:42 Well, then I guessI'm your ringer.
1103 00:54:44 You are my goddamn ringer.
1104 00:54:48 Ring, ring?Ring, ring.
1105 00:54:52 Yeah. Oh, god.
1106 00:54:56 Oh, could I...
1107 00:55:00 Will you just haveone drink with me?
1108 00:55:00 You should probablyactually stop drinking
1109 00:55:02 because you're supposed tobe the lookout for Mitch.
1110 00:55:05 I am looking out for Mitch.
1111 00:55:08 Leeds is right there.I'm gonna go check it out.
1112 00:55:12 Ladies and gentlemen.
1113 00:55:12 A warm welcome to our host, Victoria Leeds!
1114 00:55:18 Thank you. Thank you.
1115 00:55:20 So many people.
1116 00:55:22 So as a welcome to the bay, I, uh...
1117 00:55:26 Oh, god. Mitch, this is for you.
1118 00:55:29 Oh, wait. Uh, no, Victoria.
1119 00:55:30 I have something very special planned
1120 00:55:34 So god help us.
1121 00:55:36 Aw.
1122 00:55:37 I'll just putthat down. Okay.
1123 00:55:41 Hit it.
1124 00:56:21 That's weird.
1125 00:56:23 Who's Angelo'sfish company?
1126 00:56:24 Doesn't the Huntley gettheir fish from Flynn's?
1127 00:56:27 Let's check it out.
1128 00:56:30 Wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
1129 00:56:39 Mitch.
1130 00:56:40 I just gota little hunch, okay?
1131 00:56:45 Shit.
1132 00:56:47 You two, what are youdoing back here?
1133 00:56:49 Hey.
1134 00:56:51 First date.You can't blame me,
1135 00:57:05 So juvenile.
1136 00:57:07 I'm onto you all.
1137 00:57:09 Ladies and gentlemen,
1138 00:57:09 put your hands togetherfor whatever that was.
1139 00:57:33 You did good, Ronnie.
1140 00:57:35 Where'd you learnto dance like that?
1141 00:57:38 Hebrew school.
1142 00:57:48 You were supposed to bethere for us tonight.
1143 00:57:50 You had a job to do.
1144 00:57:52 And now you're trashed.
1145 00:57:54 See, I just... I don'tunderstand this, man.
1146 00:57:56 If you really think thatthere's drugs here,
1147 00:57:59 call the police.
1148 00:58:00 And then what?
1149 00:58:02 We get a few minnows?The big whale gets away?
1150 00:58:05 Do you hear yourselfwhen you talk?
1151 00:58:06 I dare you to say one thingwithout the ocean in it.
1152 00:58:10 I dare you.
1153 00:58:11 We were dependingon you tonight.
1154 00:58:14 And you fucked up... again.
1155 00:58:20 Watch yourself.
1156 00:58:25 Really?
1157 00:58:27 Get this throughyour head, Mitch.
1158 00:58:28 You're not a cop.You're not
1159 00:58:32 You're a lifeguard,Mitch,
1160 00:58:33 who sits inhis fucking tower
1161 00:58:35 'cause that's the only placehe has any sort of power.
1162 00:58:38 This isthe real world, Mitch.
1163 00:58:40 Lifeguards can't do shit.
1164 00:58:42 Come on.
1165 00:58:44 Don't fucking touch me.
1166 00:58:45 Let's go.Or what?
1167 00:58:48 What're yougonna do, Mitch?
1168 00:58:55 Shit.
1169 00:58:58 Shit.I didn't touch you.
1170 00:58:59 You dick.
1171 00:59:02 Cool off, pool boy.
1172 00:59:09 That's him!The vomit comet!
1173 00:59:15 What are you guysstanding around for?
1174 00:59:17 Let's do some shots!
1175 00:59:24 Whoo!
1176 01:00:33 Hey.Hey. Thank you.
1177 01:00:35 Summer, this isyour day today.
1178 01:00:37 Yeah, I know it.
1179 01:00:48 Mitch?
1180 01:00:52 Hey, man,i think, uh...
1181 01:00:52 I think we both saida few things last night
1182 01:00:58 Not me.I meant every word.
1183 01:01:01 Come on, man.
1184 01:01:01 You've never gotten drunkand said
1185 01:01:05 Seriously?
1186 01:01:07 I fucked up, man.I know that.
1187 01:01:13 I'm sorry.
1188 01:01:23 I watched you wintwo gold medals.
1189 01:01:27 You were amazingwhen it was just you.
1190 01:01:31 But when it cameto the relay,
1191 01:01:31 being part of your team,your olympic team,
1192 01:01:37 you blew it.'Cause you're selfish.
1193 01:01:41 Baywatch is our team.Baywatch is our family.
1194 01:01:44 These are the keysto our house.
1195 01:01:46 But you've proven to me
1196 01:01:46 that you don't want to bepart of this family.
1197 01:01:50 So you're done.
1198 01:01:53 'Cause the only thingyou give a shit about
1199 01:01:55 is yourselfand your medals.
1200 01:01:58 You talking 'boutthis medal?
1201 01:02:08 Wow, that's reallyimpressive.
1202 01:02:11 Don't you havetwo of them, though?
1203 01:02:12 That's not the point.
1204 01:02:15 That's polluting.
1205 01:02:15 Listen, Mitch, I knowi messed up, okay?
1206 01:02:18 I should have listened.
1207 01:02:20 I want to bea part of this team.
1208 01:02:24 And I will notlet you down again,
1209 01:02:29 And by the way,i think you're
1210 01:02:33 And the councilman...Councilman...
1211 01:02:35 Councilman Rodriguez.Uh... yeah.
1212 01:02:37 Rodriguez,that's it.
1213 01:02:39 He had this watch.It was a nice tag watch.
1214 01:02:42 Yeah, I've seenthat watch, too.
1215 01:02:44 On one of Leeds's thugs.
1216 01:02:46 That's it. See?
1217 01:02:50 I want to help, man.And I want to...
1218 01:02:54 I want to help.
1219 01:03:05 All right.I'll give you another shot.
1220 01:03:09 Councilman Rodriguezis connected to all
1221 01:03:12 And the coroner's officejust released his body.
1222 01:03:15 And I got a plan.
1223 01:03:28 Okay, clear.Come on, let's go.
1224 01:03:30 Okay,left turn, left turn.
1225 01:03:32 What the fuck?
1226 01:03:32 Who taught you how to drive,Stevie fucking wonder?
1227 01:03:36 You're huge, man.Very hard to control.
1228 01:03:38 Just get me to the morgue.That's all I said.
1229 01:03:40 I'm taking usto the morgue. Go left.
1230 01:03:42 Left, left. Left turn.
1231 01:03:43 Careful.
1232 01:03:45 Okay.We're clear,
1233 01:03:48 Oh!
1234 01:03:51 All right.
1235 01:03:52 - Oh, no.- What?
1236 01:03:53 What does that say?"Morgue."
1237 01:03:55 Exactly.
1238 01:03:57 I got us to the morgue.
1239 01:03:59 Nice.Good job.
1240 01:04:02 These disguisesare awesome.
1241 01:04:04 I actually feellike a doctor.
1242 01:04:11 Oh, no.
1243 01:04:13 Read me his toe tag.It smells like yogurt.
1244 01:04:15 Oh, Jesus.
1245 01:04:18 "2816."
1246 01:04:25 Read me line 12.
1247 01:04:27 Jesus.
1248 01:04:29 Line 12."Alveoli are clean."
1249 01:04:31 Wait, that means thatthere was
1250 01:04:34 - So how did he die?- That's the question.
1251 01:04:35 Mcdreamy, get over here.I need you to help me.
1252 01:04:38 Oh, god, what?
1253 01:04:41 Dude.
1254 01:04:43 I need youto check his taint
1255 01:04:45 You want me to checkhis taint?
1256 01:04:46 Don't be a baby.Lift his scrotum.
1257 01:04:48 Not touchingthe man's scrotum.
1258 01:04:48 Lift his ball sacand check for
1259 01:04:51 There's... fuck.
1260 01:04:53 Oh, my god.
1261 01:05:00 Dude, it's a taint,man, it's a taint.
1262 01:05:03 Ugh, my god.
1263 01:05:04 Dude, there's beengloves here literally
1264 01:05:08 You didn'teven say anything.
1265 01:05:13 Oh, I'm going in.
1266 01:05:17 All right.Tell me what you see.
1267 01:05:18 Hair. Lots of hair.Definitely not a groomer.
1268 01:05:22 Get deeper.Lift the balls up higher.
1269 01:05:24 And get closer.Oh, god, it stinks.
1270 01:05:27 I don't know, man.There's a big something.
1271 01:05:29 There's something.Oh, there is a hole.
1272 01:05:32 That's just his butthole.Smile.
1273 01:05:36 Good job, doc.I'm posting that.
1274 01:05:39 Do not post that.The Internet is forever.
1275 01:05:42 It's just a handfulof ball sac.
1276 01:05:45 It's disgusting.
1277 01:05:47 Oh, god.
1278 01:05:49 Dude,i can't take you seriously
1279 01:05:51 Can you please justcover the dick?
1280 01:05:52 You cover the dick.I'm busy.
1281 01:05:56 All right,check this out.
1282 01:05:56 Cervical fracturesof the fifth, sixth
1283 01:06:01 That's howhe was killed.
1284 01:06:04 So, what?That could have
1285 01:06:04 I mean, you jumped offthe boat with him, right?
1286 01:06:07 You can literally swan divedown a flight of stairs
1287 01:06:10 and not break thatmany vertebrae.
1288 01:06:11 This was done on purpose.
1289 01:06:13 Why has no one elsefigured this out?
1290 01:06:15 What are you talking about?Figured what out?
1291 01:06:18 Broken neck inmultiple places.
1292 01:06:20 No smoke in his lungs,which probably means he died
1293 01:06:23 before that boatwas even on fire.
1294 01:06:24 The reason whyno one has figured
1295 01:06:26 It's murder.
1296 01:06:28 And someone'scovering it up.
1297 01:06:30 In which case,
1298 01:06:31 I should gointerrogate
1299 01:06:31 No, those girls were too high.They don't remember anything.
1300 01:06:35 All the more reasonto investigate.
1301 01:06:38 Oh, shit.Someone's coming.
1302 01:06:40 Hide. Hide!Put him away.
1303 01:06:48 What do we do now?Now we hide.
1304 01:06:49 Hide? Where?
1305 01:06:56 I don't likeconfined spaces.
1306 01:06:59 This was a bad idea.
1307 01:07:01 Stop being a baby.
1308 01:07:03 Oh, my god!
1309 01:07:03 Shut your mouth.You're gonna get us caught.
1310 01:07:06 I'm laying ona dead old lady.
1311 01:07:08 Well,she's not going to bite you,
1312 01:07:09 Will you shut up?Our drawers are empty.
1313 01:07:10 Why'd you pickthat drawer?
1314 01:07:10 I'm the only one witha body in my drawer?
1315 01:07:14 Shh. Shut up!
1316 01:07:14 She smells likecheese toast and chowder.
1317 01:07:17 Holy Christ.You just tickled
1318 01:07:19 Who gives a shit right now?
1319 01:07:26 This was a bad...
1320 01:07:28 Something justdripped on me.
1321 01:07:29 Shut your mouth.
1322 01:07:31 What is it?It's all right.
1323 01:07:32 Oh, my god.
1324 01:07:34 It did it again.Nothing's dripping on me.
1325 01:07:37 Listen to me.Formaldehyde melts fat.
1326 01:07:40 That's what'sdripping on your face,
1327 01:07:42 Now will youshut the fuck up?
1328 01:07:44 What the fuckdid you just say?
1329 01:07:45 Just sit back and shut up.
1330 01:07:47 Shh. Stop complaining.
1331 01:07:54 Guys, someone's coming.Be quiet.
1332 01:07:59 It's him.
1333 01:08:11 Rodriguez.It is him.
1334 01:08:12 You got the fake files?
1335 01:08:19 Relax.
1336 01:08:19 We're only here'cause you broke
1337 01:08:27 It's all good.
1338 01:08:28 God damn it.Keep it together.
1339 01:08:31 Oh, shit.That's it! I'm out!
1340 01:08:33 No. God damn it!
1341 01:08:37 Shit!Fuck.
1342 01:08:42 What do we do?
1343 01:09:00 Hey, gentlemen.
1344 01:09:03 Now that that's over,I'm gonna need those files.
1345 01:09:07 Shit.
1346 01:09:07 That must be my phone.I probably left it
1347 01:09:11 Shit.Fuck. Give me that phone.
1348 01:09:14 Shit!
1349 01:09:16 No, lifeguard.
1350 01:09:21 That wasa cheap shot, man!
1351 01:09:28 Damn it.
1352 01:09:30 That guy'sgot my phone.
1353 01:09:31 I'll get the car.
1354 01:09:31 All right, meet uson the far side of
1355 01:09:36 Give me the phone.
1356 01:09:50 Mister, get off!
1357 01:09:55 Hey, Mitch,take this one.
1358 01:09:58 Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
1359 01:10:01 Hey, man,this is a wake-free zone!
1360 01:10:18 Hey! Oh!
1361 01:11:13 Hi, honey.
1362 01:11:15 I'm going to go getrid of the bad man
1363 01:11:17 Mmm. Eat your food.
1364 01:11:19 Why is he here?
1365 01:11:43 I'm gonna need that phone.
1366 01:11:47 This phone?
1367 01:11:52 Whoops.Fuck your phone.
1368 01:11:55 Oh, you're goingnight-night, bitch.
1369 01:12:34 I'm a pig.
1370 01:12:36 Whoa, whoa, wait!Hey, hey.
1371 01:12:38 No baby pictures.
1372 01:12:39 Have some class.You're right.
1373 01:13:05 It's bath time, shithead.
1374 01:13:09 All right, ellerbee,what did we learn
1375 01:13:11 after the interrogation?
1376 01:13:12 The only perpshere are you three.
1377 01:13:14 Okay, you turned the canalsinto the goddamned x games.
1378 01:13:17 Yeah, that's'cause we were in
1379 01:13:21 Oh, okay. My bad.
1380 01:13:22 Except for there'sno fucking such thing
1381 01:13:27 Police do pursuits!
1382 01:13:27 When you do it, it'sjust some guys chasing
1383 01:13:32 No offense.None taken.
1384 01:13:34 Hey, what are you saying?You're just gonna let
1385 01:13:37 Okay, um, how doi explain this so that
1386 01:13:40 "You people"?
1387 01:13:42 "You people"?
1388 01:13:44 Oh, you don't getto say that.
1389 01:13:45 You're just tan.
1390 01:13:47 Right on.Come on, brother.
1391 01:13:50 Look, even ifyou were police,
1392 01:13:53 which you're not,
1393 01:13:54 and even if this wasyour jurisdiction,
1394 01:13:57 and even if you hadprobable cause to pursue,
1395 01:14:01 which youdefinitely don't,
1396 01:14:03 what you did wouldstill be totally illegal.
1397 01:14:06 Okay, well, I mean,it's a good thing
1398 01:14:09 It's like youpurposely only hear
1399 01:14:14 Mitch, did you pullBrody off the beach
1400 01:14:17 to break intothe medical examiner's
1401 01:14:20 Yeah, you bet I did.
1402 01:14:21 Absolutely,100% and here's why.
1403 01:14:23 The councilman'sboating accident was
1404 01:14:26 He had no smokein his lungs,
1405 01:14:27 his neck was brokenin multiple places.
1406 01:14:27 Which means he wasprobably dead before that
1407 01:14:32 And our investigationhas found that all
1408 01:14:35 leads right backto the Huntley.
1409 01:14:37 You don't do investigations.You're lifeguards.
1410 01:14:39 Police doinvestigations.
1411 01:14:41 When you do it,
1412 01:14:41 it's just a bunch of guysinvestigating
1413 01:14:45 No offense,you're included in that.
1414 01:14:47 Do you have any proofof this conspiracy?
1415 01:14:50 Yeah, absolutely. We readthe coroner's report.
1416 01:14:52 It's all in therebefore those other
1417 01:14:55 Yeah, and I recordedthe whole thing
1418 01:14:57 Where'sthe cell phone?
1419 01:15:00 Oh. Okay.
1420 01:15:02 So the only evidence thatyou had was destroyed.
1421 01:15:05 Exactly.All the evidence... pfft!
1422 01:15:09 Gone. Doesn't exist.
1423 01:15:11 They're bad guysand they don't
1424 01:15:14 Okay.
1425 01:15:15 Let me try to explainthis to you
1426 01:15:17 in a way thatyou people
1427 01:15:18 "You people"?There it is again.
1428 01:15:19 Hey, hey. Be cool.There it is again.
1429 01:15:22 Just tryingto figure out
1430 01:15:23 with "you people."
1431 01:15:24 All right, now, look.
1432 01:15:26 Leave law enforcementto the police. Okay?
1433 01:15:30 And you guys just do the jobsthat I hired you to do.
1434 01:15:35 You remember?The lifeguarding stuff.
1435 01:15:37 Splish, splash.Otherwise, I'll fire you.
1436 01:15:43 Now I gotta go clean upthis mess that you made.
1437 01:15:45 Boom.
1438 01:15:48 Obviously,you have every reason to
1439 01:16:01 So,do you always do the opposite
1440 01:16:04 Because I don't know, man,it looks clear to me.
1441 01:16:07 Nice and quiet.
1442 01:16:11 No, man, you gotto look closer. I knew it.
1443 01:16:14 Flynn's seafood company.
1444 01:16:15 What aboutFlynn's seafood company?
1445 01:16:17 They're the ones whosupply all the fish to
1446 01:16:20 So?So the question is,
1447 01:16:22 who the fuck is Angelo?
1448 01:16:27 I saw barrels like thatdown in the Huntley,
1449 01:16:29 and now they're onthe back of her yacht.
1450 01:16:30 Oh, my god.Mitch, you're impossible.
1451 01:16:32 My gut saysthere's some bad shit
1452 01:16:34 and my balls say we needto go over there
1453 01:16:37 Yeah. Your ballssaid that?
1454 01:16:38 'Cause my balls say,
1455 01:16:38 "hey, just take it easyright here. Just chill."
1456 01:16:38 Why the fuck doyour balls sound like
1457 01:16:44 I don't know, manthat's just how they talk.
1458 01:16:47 But they're wise.
1459 01:16:48 Well, tell yourshriveled, wise balls
1460 01:16:48 we're goingto the Huntley to see
1461 01:16:56 Dude, we arepenetrating the shit
1462 01:16:58 No, I thinkit's "infiltrate."
1463 01:17:00 That's what we want to do.To infiltrate.
1464 01:17:01 You know they'regonna be looking for us.
1465 01:17:03 That's why we'regoing undercover.
1466 01:17:04 Undercover?In disguise?
1467 01:17:26 Check it out.I'm undercover.
1468 01:17:28 Yeah. A littletoo undercover.
1469 01:17:30 Why the fuck are youwearing makeup, dude?
1470 01:17:30 What do you mean,why the heck am i
1471 01:17:33 It's a little much.What was I supposed to do?
1472 01:17:35 Well, what we'resupposed to do is find
1473 01:17:37 Oh, my god.Angelo's fish company.
1474 01:17:40 You are so selfish.
1475 01:17:41 You think this was easy?
1476 01:17:42 It's veryimpressive, Princess.
1477 01:17:44 But please shutthe fuck up and focus.
1478 01:17:54 Come on.
1479 01:18:04 Holy shit.Whoa.
1480 01:18:07 Can't believe Leedsis doing that shit
1481 01:18:10 Yeah. That takes balls.
1482 01:18:14 Holy shit.
1483 01:18:15 It's like breaking badin there.
1484 01:18:17 Yeah, dude,breaking bad.
1485 01:18:20 You were right.Yeah, I was right.
1486 01:18:24 Let's get him in!
1487 01:18:25 - I got here.- Right.
1488 01:18:27 Yep.We're good.
1489 01:18:31 - Grab his other leg.- Got it.
1490 01:18:34 Geta stretcher ready.
1491 01:18:39 Yeah, this is the police.How can I help you,
1492 01:18:42 Ellerbee,you got to get down
1493 01:18:44 We found the drugs.
1494 01:18:46 Yeah, that soundsgreat, Mitch,
1495 01:18:48 but right now I'm busy dealingwith another dead body.
1496 01:18:50 Oh, and this one'son your beach.
1497 01:18:53 First a councilmanand now a shark attack.
1498 01:18:55 That's crazy.
1499 01:18:57 Lifeguard coming through.
1500 01:18:58 You're still calling thisyour jurisdiction, right?
1501 01:19:00 We haven't had a dead body on the beach in years.
1502 01:19:03 But this has got to be connected
1503 01:19:03 We found the drugs here.I'm telling you.
1504 01:19:06 Mitch, it's thorpe,your boss.
1505 01:19:09 Look, stop withthe Huntley crap, okay?
1506 01:19:12 And don't evencome down here.
1507 01:19:14 Just meet me backat headquarters.
1508 01:19:15 Right now I gotta dealwith your
1509 01:19:19 Fuck!
1510 01:19:19 Emerald bay is reeling this afternoon
1511 01:19:19 from the shocking discovery of another dead body.
1512 01:19:25 But in the wake of the recentdeath of councilman Rodriguez,
1513 01:19:27 the locals here want answers.
1514 01:19:29 I can't believe that no one was at tower one.
1515 01:19:33 I don't even knowwhat to say.
1516 01:19:35 Whose shift was it?
1517 01:19:37 Sir, it was mine.
1518 01:19:40 And where were you?
1519 01:19:40 Stalking one ofthe most prominent
1520 01:19:44 Blatantly disregardingyour jurisdiction?
1521 01:19:46 Sir, I only stepped awayto check out the Huntley
1522 01:19:48 and find the flakka.I warned you.
1523 01:19:50 I warned you aboutsticking to your job.
1524 01:19:52 This wasn't evenMitch's fault.
1525 01:19:54 You leave me no choice.
1526 01:19:55 You're done.
1527 01:19:55 I want you off the beach.I'm putting Brody in charge.
1528 01:19:59 Whoa, whoa, whoa.No way.
1529 01:20:02 There's nota chance... hey...
1530 01:20:03 You can do thisin your sleep.
1531 01:20:03 That's not what I'm saying.I don't want the position.
1532 01:20:07 You have twogold medals, okay?
1533 01:20:09 You're likethe Stephen Hawking
1534 01:20:12 minus the totalparalysis part.
1535 01:20:14 Unless you want meto replace you
1536 01:20:17 With all due respect,that job should go
1537 01:20:19 She knows the baybetter than anyone.
1538 01:20:21 I'm no longer interestedin your opinion, buchannon.
1539 01:20:25 Dismissed.
1540 01:20:32 Brody.Brody, hang back.
1541 01:20:35 Okay, it's just meand you now.
1542 01:20:37 If you can help mekeep your new pals in line,
1543 01:20:39 I can make surethat you stick around here
1544 01:20:41 for a long, long time.
1545 01:20:44 And if you don't,your probation
1546 01:20:50 Good talk, Brody.Okay.
1547 01:20:52 You're my dawg, right?I'll see you tomorrow.
1548 01:20:55 Bring it in.
1549 01:20:57 I fucked it up.
1550 01:21:01 Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
1551 01:21:07 I'm going to go.
1552 01:21:13 What, you thinkthat I wanted this?
1553 01:21:15 It kinda lookslike you did.
1554 01:21:17 If anyone should get the jobit should be Stephanie.
1555 01:21:18 No shit.I couldn't agree more.
1556 01:21:20 What would you have done?
1557 01:21:21 I wouldn't havetaken the job,
1558 01:21:23 even if they'doffered it to me.
1559 01:21:25 It was not an offer,it was a trap.
1560 01:21:26 Guys, guys, come on.Please.
1561 01:21:29 All right? I need youto work together to help
1562 01:21:31 bieber here figure outwhy there's a dead body
1563 01:21:34 and how Leedsis bringing in drugs
1564 01:21:44 Good luck.
1565 01:21:49 Mitch.
1566 01:21:51 Yo, Mitch!
1567 01:22:01 I'm sorry.
1568 01:22:12 I want you to have something.
1569 01:22:15 My mentor gave me this.
1570 01:22:17 It's the keys tolifeguard tower one.
1571 01:22:22 Your new post.
1572 01:22:24 No. I'm not ready.
1573 01:22:27 I'm not ready for this,man.
1574 01:22:28 They need you.
1575 01:22:46 Hi, Mitch. Just checking in on you again.
1576 01:22:50 Uh, please call us back. We're worried about you.
1577 01:22:55 No, thanks, man.
1578 01:22:58 Excuse me, ma'am...
1579 01:23:18 Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.
1580 01:23:21 I hit you on the c.B., so I know you're listening.
1581 01:23:23 I hope you haven't gone crazyand started eating
1582 01:23:28 Everyone says hi. Come back, man.
1583 01:23:31 I could really use your help, brother.
1584 01:23:49 You know, well, it alldepends on the data plan
1585 01:23:52 Internet,everything like that?
1586 01:23:53 Oh, it's all fantasticwith the Internet, sure.
1587 01:23:56 It's Internet-savvyin function
1588 01:23:59 and there's broadband...All right.
1589 01:24:00 ...you gotta have that.Yeah, sure.
1590 01:24:00 Samsung has allthe capabilities of
1591 01:24:06 Mind if I cut in for a second?
1592 01:24:09 What are you doing here?
1593 01:24:10 I'm here to remind youwho you are.
1594 01:24:15 Come on, buddy.
1595 01:24:17 Snap out of it!
1596 01:24:22 Shoes?
1597 01:24:23 You're wearingworker man shoes?
1598 01:24:26 Really,how far have you fallen?
1599 01:24:29 Far.I'd love to buy a...
1600 01:24:32 Mitch?Yes, Mitch.
1601 01:24:35 Come on, man.
1602 01:24:36 You don't justprotect the bay.
1603 01:24:40 You are the bay.
1604 01:24:41 Mitch, the bay needs you.
1605 01:24:56 Hey, do you guys know ofany good bars around here?
1606 01:25:04 Hey, do you guys knowwhere you can rent a bike?
1607 01:25:06 Oh, yeah,right up that way.
1608 01:25:07 - This way?- Uh-huh.
1609 01:25:08 Not too far away.
1610 01:25:08 All right, cool.Thank you, guys.
1611 01:25:13 Sand grifters.
1612 01:25:28 Get the fuck out of here!This is my beach!
1613 01:25:30 All right,we're out of here!
1614 01:25:33 Whoa! Did you see that?
1615 01:25:49 Hey.
1616 01:25:49 You guys want tohelp me figure out
1617 01:25:53 Yo, this cooler is...Cool.
1618 01:25:58 Yo, ellerbee?
1619 01:26:00 What's up, man?How you doing?
1620 01:26:01 Oh, lieutenant Brody!What you got in the cooler?
1621 01:26:05 Black market organs fromthe boogie board bandits?
1622 01:26:08 Oh, you mean this?
1623 01:26:10 No, no.
1624 01:26:11 This is actuallyfor you.
1625 01:26:13 You see, I'm not Mitch,right?
1626 01:26:15 I know my place.
1627 01:26:17 I'm just a lifeguard.And that's it.
1628 01:26:20 I just want to make surethat you and I
1629 01:26:22 start out on the right foot.That's it.
1630 01:26:24 So I went aheadand got something
1631 01:26:29 Which is a double-chocolatesmoothie from chen's.
1632 01:26:33 A double-chocolate smoothie?Yeah.
1633 01:26:36 From chen's?They're the best.
1634 01:26:37 You know,i shouldn't.
1635 01:26:40 But it is my cheat day.
1636 01:26:44 It's your cheat day.
1637 01:26:46 Exactly.
1638 01:26:48 And by the way,i went ahead and added
1639 01:26:49 that extra proteinfor you, dawg.
1640 01:26:52 Oh, my man.
1641 01:26:53 I know you'retrying to keep up.
1642 01:26:54 Yeah, man.
1643 01:27:09 Summer.
1644 01:27:11 Hey, summer.
1645 01:27:15 Come on, summer.
1646 01:27:21 I think I foundsomething big here, okay?
1647 01:27:24 I really need your help.
1648 01:27:27 Please?
1649 01:27:31 You took marine biology,right?
1650 01:27:32 Yeah.
1651 01:27:33 Look at these.Tell me what you think.
1652 01:27:36 Do these look likeshark bites to you?
1653 01:27:40 Huh.
1654 01:27:40 No, they don't alllook like shark bites.
1655 01:27:43 Hey, let me take a look.
1656 01:27:47 Oh, god,i can't deal with blood.
1657 01:27:48 I mean,that one might be.
1658 01:27:52 Those definitely are not.
1659 01:27:53 So they could be,like, knife wounds.
1660 01:27:56 Yeah, maybe.
1661 01:27:59 Oh, my god,that's Dave!
1662 01:28:01 - Oh, my god.- What?
1663 01:28:03 Hey, stop lookingat the picture, dude.
1664 01:28:05 Ronnie, Ronnie,what did you just say?
1665 01:28:06 That's Dave.Who's Dave?
1666 01:28:08 I used to work with him.
1667 01:28:09 What do you mean?Doing what?
1668 01:28:10 Tech stuff.
1669 01:28:12 You wouldn't understand.I would understand!
1670 01:28:14 What kind of tech stuff?
1671 01:28:15 Holy shit! That's it.
1672 01:28:16 Dave told me thathe was working with Leeds
1673 01:28:18 on somethingfor the Huntley.
1674 01:28:19 Oh, my god.Fucking Mitch was right.
1675 01:28:22 Both of these bodies were deadbefore they hit the water.
1676 01:28:25 Mitch got set up.
1677 01:28:26 Leeds got rid of himand we're probably next.
1678 01:28:30 Shit.
1679 01:28:31 Ronnie, um,i need your help.
1680 01:28:33 No.Yes.
1681 01:28:34 No.Yes.
1682 01:28:35 Uh-uh.Yes. Please?
1683 01:28:37 Okay, fine.We really appreciate it.
1684 01:28:39 Because as much as I knowabout laptops,
1685 01:28:41 I don't know shitabout computers.
1686 01:28:45 Uh, so Dave had accessto Leeds' server.
1687 01:28:48 Uh, her server,you mean her network.
1688 01:28:49 Yeah, her network.That's what I meant.
1689 01:28:49 Okay.So we just take a flash drive
1690 01:28:55 Get into her cloud and thensteal all her cookies, right?
1691 01:28:58 And then we're...
1692 01:28:58 Straight through the firewall.
1693 01:29:02 Literally none of whatyou said made any sense.
1694 01:29:04 Straight over the firewall.
1695 01:29:04 It's not likea physical thing you do.
1696 01:29:04 Okay, I don't know whatI'm talking about here, dude.
1697 01:29:08 Just... can you do it?Yeah, it's done.
1698 01:29:10 It's been donethis entire time?
1699 01:29:11 Yeah, man.Oh, shit,
1700 01:29:13 well, what did we find?
1701 01:29:14 We found a lot of dirt.
1702 01:29:15 Drug dirt,real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
1703 01:29:18 "Dirt"?
1704 01:29:20 What the hell arewe supposed to do
1705 01:29:21 I meant evidence.
1706 01:29:23 Oh, evidence.Evidence.
1707 01:29:24 Well, why didn't yousay so, man?
1708 01:29:26 Heck, yeah!Thank god you're pretty.
1709 01:29:29 I'm really proud of you,man.
1710 01:29:33 Guys, we did some digging.
1711 01:29:34 And Mitch was right.
1712 01:29:36 The Huntley is a frontfor a giant drug operation.
1713 01:29:39 But I figured outit's not about
1714 01:29:42 it's about real estate.
1715 01:29:43 And she's planning on makingthe entire bay private.
1716 01:29:47 Yeah, but the townwould never let her.
1717 01:29:49 Because she hasevery single politician
1718 01:29:52 on her payroll.
1719 01:29:53 Rodriguez, the taint guy.
1720 01:29:54 What aboutthe business owners?
1721 01:29:56 Well, most of them sold outand signed away
1722 01:29:59 Leeds blackmailedthe ones who didn't
1723 01:30:01 and used Dave to helphack into their accounts.
1724 01:30:03 I mean,she's like some sort of
1725 01:30:06 The vacuum guy.
1726 01:30:07 No.
1727 01:30:09 But there wasone holdout.
1728 01:30:11 Who?Chen.
1729 01:30:13 And if anythinghappens to him,
1730 01:30:14 his property goesback to the city.
1731 01:30:18 Who do you thinkthey're gonna sell it to?
1732 01:30:19 We have to warn him.I tried.
1733 01:30:22 No one's seen him for days.What?
1734 01:30:24 But Leeds is having a partyon her yacht tonight.
1735 01:30:27 I guarantee you,she found a way
1736 01:30:31 Which is whywe're gonna go
1737 01:30:34 What?
1738 01:30:34 Summer, you and iare going to find
1739 01:30:38 You guys find chen.
1740 01:30:40 Will it work? Maybe.
1741 01:30:42 Will there besome surprises
1742 01:30:44 Abso-fucking-lutely.
1743 01:30:46 Is anyone going to die?
1744 01:30:48 I don't know.Maybe Ronnie.
1745 01:30:51 Sorry, what?
1746 01:30:53 But we are baywatch.
1747 01:30:57 We save lives.
1748 01:30:58 I know becauseyou guys saved mine.
1749 01:31:03 Let's go kickthat bitch's ass.
1750 01:31:06 Let's do it.For Mitch.
1751 01:31:32 What?What are you wearing?
1752 01:31:35 Listen, I knowwhere the flakka is.
1753 01:31:37 What, where?Under the boat?
1754 01:31:38 Yeah. Potentially.
1755 01:31:39 Please don't die.
1756 01:31:41 Do you thinkwe should kiss?
1757 01:31:42 I think we should kiss.
1758 01:31:44 Otherwise,we may never know
1759 01:31:47 what it was like.If I die...
1760 01:31:49 Maybe we shouldtalk about it later.
1761 01:31:53 It was worth a try.
1762 01:31:54 It was a good try.Ah, fuck. All right.
1763 01:31:59 Okay.
1764 01:32:01 Don't do anythingtoo stupid.
1765 01:32:04 I won't.
1766 01:33:03 Summer. Summer!
1767 01:33:04 Yeah, hey.
1768 01:33:04 She's been smuggling itunder the boat
1769 01:33:08 No shit?We have to let Mitch know.
1770 01:33:10 Okay, yeah.
1771 01:33:10 But Mitch hasn't answeredthe phone since he was fired.
1772 01:33:13 Ah, fuck.
1773 01:33:16 The c.B.! Use the c.B.
1774 01:33:16 He's alwayslistening on the c.B.
1775 01:33:19 Tell him,Brody found the flakka
1776 01:33:21 and that he needs to meet usat the Marina at 0900.
1777 01:33:25 0900 is 9:00 A.M.,so 9:00 P.M. would be 2100.
1778 01:33:28 That system is sostupid and flawed.
1779 01:33:31 Okay, well, militaries use itall over the world.
1780 01:33:33 But I'll tell him 2100.
1781 01:33:44 Hey, guys.
1782 01:33:50 I'll bet lurchover here knows where chen is.
1783 01:33:57 Mitch, if you can hear me,you were right.
1784 01:34:00 We found the drugson Leeds's boat.
1785 01:34:03 Shit!
1786 01:34:07 Hey.No guests allowed upstairs.
1787 01:34:09 Then I guess that meansthat you and I are all alone.
1788 01:34:13 And you look like a bad boy.
1789 01:34:18 How about we getinto some trouble?
1790 01:34:24 Too much champagne.
1791 01:34:29 Miss?
1792 01:34:36 Stephanie! Damn!
1793 01:34:37 Chen!
1794 01:34:40 Hey, hey.
1795 01:34:41 Are you okay?She was going to kill me.
1796 01:34:43 - It's okay.- Shit.
1797 01:34:44 What the fuck is going on?
1798 01:34:47 Shit.
1799 01:34:48 Put your handswhere I can see them.
1800 01:34:51 Whoa!Oh, my god.
1801 01:34:53 Summer!Oh, my god.
1802 01:34:54 Did I kill him?
1803 01:34:56 No, you justknocked his ass out.
1804 01:34:57 Oh, thank god.
1805 01:34:58 Here's the key.Here's the key.
1806 01:35:00 All right, guys,Brody found the flakka.
1807 01:35:02 Oh!And let's get you out of here
1808 01:35:04 What about Leeds?Ronnie and i
1809 01:35:06 keep an eye outfor her, okay?
1810 01:35:07 What? We will?Yes.
1811 01:35:09 Okay, yeah, we will.
1812 01:35:09 We're going to beon the villain's boat.
1813 01:35:14 Whoo! Jason bourneain't got shit on me!
1814 01:35:19 If I could pleasehave your attention.
1815 01:35:23 By this time tomorrow,
1816 01:35:25 the expansion of the Huntleywill be official.
1817 01:35:29 But for now,let's enjoy the caviar,
1818 01:35:31 the champagneand the fireworks.
1819 01:35:34 Cheers.
1820 01:35:36 We have a problem.
1821 01:35:41 Aw...
1822 01:35:44 Wrong time to growa conscience, Brody.
1823 01:35:49 Chen's getting away.
1824 01:35:50 How is chen getting away?
1825 01:35:55 - Fucking idiots!- Ow!
1826 01:35:56 They're trying to trap us.Plan b.
1827 01:35:58 Get the chopperto meet us at the barge.
1828 01:35:59 We need to getthe fuck outta here.
1829 01:36:00 What do we doabout him?
1830 01:36:01 Do what you weresupposed to do with chen.
1831 01:36:01 We got chen off the boat.
1832 01:36:01 Do you guys have eyes on Brody?
1833 01:36:06 No, we still haven'tseen him...
1834 01:36:07 What!...And we lost Leeds.
1835 01:36:09 Wait!Good news. We found Leeds.
1836 01:36:13 Bad news.
1837 01:36:14 She's got Brody in a cageon the back of a boat.
1838 01:36:16 Oh, my god.Let's go. Come on.
1839 01:36:18 Wakey-wakey,pretty little dum-dum.
1840 01:36:21 Such a shame.
1841 01:36:23 Why'd you have togo snooping? Hmm?
1842 01:36:27 Maybe thorpe was wrongabout you after all.
1843 01:36:31 What?
1844 01:36:34 Thorpe? What are youtalking about, "thorpe"?
1845 01:36:36 Oh, you haven't figuredthat part out yet.
1846 01:36:39 Where I bribed him, you know,got Mitch fired,
1847 01:36:42 put your dumb assin charge.
1848 01:36:44 All you had to dowas be a lifeguard.
1849 01:36:46 Get a tan.
1850 01:36:46 But instead, you tried to belike Mitch and save the bay.
1851 01:36:51 Now let's see how longyou can hold your breath.
1852 01:36:54 No, just listen to me.Just listen...
1853 01:36:56 God... fuck!
1854 01:36:58 No! You haveto listen to me!
1855 01:37:00 You're fucking crazy.
1856 01:37:01 If I was a man,you'd call me "driven."
1857 01:37:03 No!Let's go, boys.
1858 01:37:04 You have tolisten to me!
1859 01:37:05 Have a nice swim.
1860 01:38:37 What the fuck?
1861 01:38:42 Damn it, brah!
1862 01:38:44 Fuck!
1863 01:39:00 Thank you.Where's Leeds?
1864 01:39:03 Leeds is gonnaescape in a helicopter
1865 01:39:07 Not if we stop her first.What?
1866 01:39:11 Come on, buddy.
1867 01:39:13 How?
1868 01:39:15 Watch and learn.
1869 01:39:17 Ronnie, come in.
1870 01:39:17 Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!
1871 01:39:21 Yeah, listen, I got Brody.He's alive and he's well.
1872 01:39:25 Ronnie, I need you to figure out a way
1873 01:39:26 to launch those fireworks.
1874 01:39:28 Listen to me.
1875 01:39:29 I want you tolight up the sky.
1876 01:39:30 Okay. Got it, Mitch.Got it.
1877 01:39:34 That's got to beher boat up there!
1878 01:39:38 There's the console.Go.
1879 01:39:40 Okay. Let's seewhat we got here.
1880 01:39:47 Oh, fucking lifeguards!
1881 01:39:48 What a nuisance!Take care of them already!
1882 01:39:52 What the fuck? Holy shit!God damn it, get down!
1883 01:39:56 Miss Leeds, I'm approaching the barge.
1884 01:39:58 I'll meet you at the top.
1885 01:39:59 Okay. Okay, okay.
1886 01:40:01 Holy shit.
1887 01:40:03 She's gonna get away!
1888 01:40:04 Shit, shit, shit!
1889 01:40:04 Ronnie, c.J., right now.Let's do this.
1890 01:40:07 Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.We're on it. Fuck!
1891 01:40:17 I've never seen anyinterface like this.
1892 01:40:19 I don't knowwhat to fucking do!
1893 01:40:20 Hey! Look at me,look at me,
1894 01:40:22 You are the tech guy.
1895 01:40:23 You are the motherfuckingtech guy.
1896 01:40:33 I'm the motherfuckingtech guy.
1897 01:40:36 Come on, Ronnie.
1898 01:40:38 All right, let's go.
1899 01:40:40 I'm behind you, dude.
1900 01:40:41 All right, watch your step.There's urchins everywhere.
1901 01:40:43 What, the onesthat kill you?
1902 01:40:45 Let's go, partner.
1903 01:40:47 I like the sound of that.
1904 01:40:49 Shit!
1905 01:40:50 What the fuck!
1906 01:40:52 Uh... god, oh...
1907 01:40:53 Oh, my god, I got it!
1908 01:40:56 And I'm in.And... fire!
1909 01:41:04 Holy shit!
1910 01:41:08 It's working, he's turning!
1911 01:41:10 It's go time.Right.
1912 01:41:14 What the hell istaking you so long?
1913 01:41:16 All right, miss Leeds. Circling around.
1914 01:41:20 Could you putthat dog down already?
1915 01:41:28 Second level! Fire!
1916 01:41:29 Take that,motherfucker!
1917 01:41:33 Whoo!
1918 01:42:07 Mitch!
1919 01:42:12 The fireworks are almost done.And then you can land.
1920 01:42:15 Holy shit!
1921 01:42:17 And come to this side,you imbecile!
1922 01:42:23 Fire.
1923 01:42:23 None of them areworking anymore.
1924 01:42:27 Oh, honey. As usual,i have to do
1925 01:42:33 Mitch!Oh, don't bother.
1926 01:42:36 Because of you.Of course because of me.
1927 01:42:39 You do realize I'mholding a gun, right?
1928 01:42:45 So impulsive.
1929 01:42:47 That's why you walkedright into my plan.
1930 01:42:49 Leeds!
1931 01:42:51 For fuck's sake.Why don't you
1932 01:42:54 Let the little boy go.
1933 01:42:56 That's not howthis story ends, Mitch.
1934 01:42:58 You see,you're not here
1935 01:43:01 After all,he took your job.
1936 01:43:03 So you shot him.
1937 01:43:03 But not before he gota shot off that killed you.
1938 01:43:07 I don't know.That seems
1939 01:43:09 Yeah,that sounds cheesy.
1940 01:43:11 You won't get away with this!
1941 01:43:13 Oh, I already have,Mitch.
1942 01:43:15 You know the bestthing about winning
1943 01:43:16 is that you getto write the story
1944 01:43:20 Isn't that right,Mr. gold medal?
1945 01:43:22 Fuck you, lady.Pass.
1946 01:43:26 What's that?
1947 01:43:27 What the hell?
1948 01:43:29 It's a big red button.
1949 01:43:34 The big red button.
1950 01:43:43 Time to die, boys.
1951 01:43:45 No!
1952 01:43:46 I was born of the sea!
1953 01:43:49 I eat fire coraland I piss saltwater!
1954 01:43:52 I scratch my backwith a whale's dick,
1955 01:43:56 and I loofah my chestwith his ball sac.
1956 01:43:59 What the fuck?
1957 01:44:01 I'll die when the tide stopsand the moon drowns!
1958 01:44:05 Until then...
1959 01:44:13 Oh.
1960 01:44:14 Go, baby.
1961 01:44:17 I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
1962 01:44:19 How tacky.
1963 01:44:37 Mitch, you just blew her up!Yeah.
1964 01:44:40 Plus I'm highas a motherfucker right now
1965 01:44:43 on devil's urchin.
1966 01:44:47 You stabbed yourselfwith one of those?
1967 01:44:49 I thought that wassupposed to kill you.
1968 01:44:50 It does.
1969 01:44:52 And I'm in desperate needof medical attention.
1970 01:44:59 That wasn't so bad.
1971 01:45:04 That's good luck.Pick it up.
1972 01:45:06 What? What?Oh, god,
1973 01:45:09 What?God, why do i
1974 01:45:15 What took you solong with Leeds?
1975 01:45:17 I didn't wantto make it seem like
1976 01:45:20 The adrenalinekept you alive.
1977 01:45:22 Thank god youmake us carry these.
1978 01:45:25 Take it easy.
1979 01:45:27 You saved yourown life this time.
1980 01:45:30 Thank you.Yes.
1981 01:45:33 Hey, um...
1982 01:45:35 So I hear you were, uh...
1983 01:45:37 You were rightthe whole time.
1984 01:45:44 I owe you an apology.
1985 01:45:48 Owe you an apology.
1986 01:45:56 No apology needed.
1987 01:45:59 I mean,we saved the bay.
1988 01:46:02 So you can hit uson that shell phone anytime.
1989 01:46:07 Come on, brother.
1990 01:46:09 My man.My man.
1991 01:46:12 Hey!
1992 01:46:12 What part of "you're fired"do you not understand, Mitch?
1993 01:46:15 Get the fuck off my beachor I'll have you arrested.
1994 01:46:19 Hey, thorpe.
1995 01:46:22 Oh!
1996 01:46:24 Oh, my god.
1997 01:46:27 This is our beach, bitch.And you're under arrest.
1998 01:46:30 Ow.
1999 01:46:33 That was a badassright cross, Brody.
2000 01:46:38 You just said my real name.
2001 01:46:54 Hey, killer.
2002 01:46:57 Hey.
2003 01:46:59 Morning.Good morning.
2004 01:47:02 Do you want breakfast?
2005 01:47:03 Okay.Okay, cool.
2006 01:47:06 Pancakes?Yeah.
2007 01:47:07 Bacon?Yeah.
2008 01:47:11 Cinnabon?
2009 01:47:18 I saw you do that.Oh, you're still there.
2010 01:47:19 Yup, just the...Bacon sounds good too.
2011 01:47:27 Good morning.
2012 01:47:29 That was a hellof a punch, mister.
2013 01:47:32 Thank you.I mean,
2014 01:47:33 it's not exactly inthe lifeguard manual, but...
2015 01:47:35 Well, I told youi would learn better
2016 01:47:42 Don't get aheadof yourself.
2017 01:47:44 Oh, my god.Did you just...
2018 01:47:47 Look at my dick?
2019 01:47:48 Now we're even.
2020 01:48:01 Oh, my god.
2021 01:48:03 We're late.We have to go.
2022 01:48:07 I found something.
2023 01:48:14 How'd you get this?Well, it washed up on shore.
2024 01:48:15 You only threw iteight feet, dude.
2025 01:48:22 Thank you.
2026 01:48:24 You're welcome.You're very welcome.
2027 01:48:26 Uh, guys,after finding the drugs,
2028 01:48:28 helping save chen
2029 01:48:28 and helping meblow up the bad girl
2030 01:48:33 it's a pleasure to say you areofficially no longer trainees.
2031 01:48:37 Whoo!
2032 01:48:39 Congratulations.
2033 01:48:40 Yeah, guys.
2034 01:48:40 Hey, guys,one more important thing.
2035 01:48:43 I want to introduce youto our new captain
2036 01:48:45 who has been runningour Hawaii division
2037 01:48:46 very successfullyfor years now.
2038 01:48:48 The amazingcaptain Casey Jean.
2039 01:49:07 Is it just me,or is she in...
2040 01:49:09 In super-slow motion?Yeah.
2041 01:49:13 Wow. This is gonnatake a while.
2042 01:49:16 That's how we roll.
2043 01:49:37 Oh, fuck!
2044 01:49:56 All right, here we go.I think we should roll
2045 01:50:00 Yeah, we saw it inthe coroner's... coroner's...
2046 01:50:03 Yeah, we saw itin the corn...
2047 01:50:05 Coroner's. We saw itin the coroner's report.
2048 01:50:06 It was inthe coroner's report.
2049 01:50:06 I'm gonna get it."In the coroner's report."
2050 01:50:09 Yes, we saw it inthe coronary's report.
2051 01:50:13 Ronnie.What?
2052 01:50:14 Stop looking atthe donuts like that
2053 01:50:28 Oh, boy, that was fun.
2054 01:50:30 You're likea dolphin on cocaine,
2055 01:50:34 You're like if a humanfucked a jet ski...
2056 01:50:37 Which is impossible,but it'd be so cool.
2057 01:50:40 What?
2058 01:50:41 Okay, I got this.
2059 01:50:44 Come on, dude. Hurry up.Fuck, how'd you do that?
2060 01:50:47 Because I'm fucking strong.Let's go.
2061 01:50:48 What do yourballs say?
2062 01:50:48 "Don't follow Mitch's balls.
2063 01:50:51 "Mitch's balls be stupid."
2064 01:50:53 Your hidden ballswant to go to the cartel?
2065 01:50:56 Right now.It's just a third testicle.
2066 01:50:57 My balls are talking...
2067 01:51:00 Ugh.
2068 01:51:00 I need you to checkhis taint for needle marks.
2069 01:51:06 God damn it.
2070 01:51:07 It's, uh... and hairy.
2071 01:51:09 God, it's gettingreally fro-y in here.
2072 01:51:11 Smile.
2073 01:51:20 Love your chest,it is so...
2074 01:51:22 Uh-huh.
2075 01:51:24 I like your chest as well.
2076 01:51:27 It doesn't workwhen you say it
2077 01:51:31 Hey, c.J., why do our suitsride so far up our asses?
2078 01:51:35 It makes us fasterin the water.
2079 01:51:55 Did you just...Whoa. Please.
2080 01:51:57 I hope thatdoesn't make
2081 01:51:59 All right.
2082 01:52:01 I'd love it if youwore tighter pants.
2083 01:52:02 I really would.
2084 01:52:06 Why do you get to playMitch buchannon?
2085 01:52:10 You're joking.
2086 01:52:10 No, I've beenMitch buchannon
2087 01:52:13 Am I gonna bein the sequel?
2088 01:52:14 I think you shouldbe in the sequel.
2089 01:52:18 Do I look like a tiny littleasshole next to him?
2090 01:52:20 No.Okay, good.