神偷奶爸3 (Despicable Me 3)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:27 Illuminat...
2 00:00:30 Illuminat...
3 00:00:33 Illuminat...
4 00:00:34 What?A horn?
5 00:00:40 Illumination!
6 00:00:54 The year was 1985, and thenumber-one show on television was...
7 00:00:58 Evil Bratt.
8 00:01:01 The show starred young Balthazar Brattas a child prodigy
9 00:01:05 and criminal mastermindbent on world domination.
10 00:01:10 There he is!Get him!
11 00:01:15 I've been a bad boy!
12 00:01:18 Bratt was the biggest child actorof the 1980s,
13 00:01:21 striking a chord with audiencesall over the world.
14 00:01:24 - Yay!- Yeah!
15 00:01:26 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
16 00:01:27 There he is!Get him!
17 00:01:28 But it all came to an endin season three,
18 00:01:31 When...
19 00:01:32 I've been a bad boy!
20 00:01:34 - The young star experiencedan unexpected growth spurt.
21 00:01:38 The show was canceled.Hollywood rejected him
22 00:01:41 and Bratt quickly plungedinto a downward spiral.
23 00:01:45 Starting to actually believed he wasthe character he played on TV.
24 00:01:50 What are you looking at?
25 00:01:52 Leading us all to wonder...
26 00:01:54 Where is he now?
27 00:02:02 You know what, Clive?
28 00:02:04 Playing a villain on TV was fun,
29 00:02:06 but being one in real lifeis even better.
30 00:02:10 Heist music!
31 00:02:11 Here it comes.
32 00:02:16 What?Clive!
33 00:02:17 What are you doing?How is that heist music?
34 00:02:20 Sorry, my bad.
35 00:02:55 Ewww!
36 00:02:56 Wha-whoa!Gah!
37 00:03:01 Mommy!
38 00:03:03 Stop right...
39 00:03:05 ANTI VILLAIN LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS
40 00:03:07 Sir, the ship has been boarded bysome kind of... monster.
41 00:03:11 Wait, that's not a monster.
42 00:03:13 That's a man wearing shoulder pads.
43 00:03:16 There's only one supervillain whosefashion sense is quite that dated,
44 00:03:19 Balthazar Bratt.
45 00:03:21 Blast it!The Dupont Diamond is on that ship!
46 00:03:24 I want every agent in the areaon the scene immediately.
47 00:03:30 Ha, ha, ha... !
48 00:03:33 Woo-hoo!
49 00:03:34 We're already here!Agents Grucy are closing in fast.
50 00:03:36 Yes... wait, wha?What did you call us?
51 00:03:39 Grucy. You know,Gru and Lucy mushed together.
52 00:03:42 Try it.
53 00:03:43 Haha!I like it, but not a lot,
54 00:03:46 I don't like it.
55 00:03:52 Stop!
56 00:03:53 On the ground!
57 00:04:15 The jewel!Move!
58 00:04:17 Go, go, go!
59 00:04:19 Don't move.
60 00:04:24 Uh?
61 00:04:33 Too late again, Gru.Ha, ha, ha... !
62 00:04:43 WHAAA... ?
63 00:04:45 He's getting away!!
64 00:04:46 That's what he thinks.
65 00:04:51 - Wahooo!- Ha, ha!
66 00:04:54 Go, go!
67 00:04:57 Ugh!Go, go.
68 00:04:58 Go, go, go!
69 00:05:03 I don't thinkwe can make it, Gru.
70 00:05:05 We can make it!
71 00:05:09 We can make it... !
72 00:05:13 No, we can't!
73 00:05:16 Get ready!
74 00:05:19 Get ready for whaaa... !
75 00:05:32 Hey.How're you doing?
76 00:05:37 Are you okay?
77 00:05:38 - Hello.- Oh.
78 00:05:40 You guys are so cute.
79 00:05:42 Go get him, Gru Gru!
80 00:05:44 Hello, Gru.
81 00:05:47 How's your transition coming?
82 00:05:48 You know, from world's worst villainto world's worst agent?
83 00:05:52 Oh, that's hilarious!You should be on TV!
84 00:05:54 Oh, that's right,you were...
85 00:05:56 but then you got canceled.
86 00:05:59 Ha ha!
87 00:06:01 What about that?
88 00:06:02 Whaaa...Oh! Girls… !
89 00:06:04 Oh!
90 00:06:07 Dance fight!
91 00:06:22 Ow!
92 00:06:27 Alpha team, the diamond is secure.
93 00:06:29 Come and pick up the package.
94 00:06:31 Copy that, Alpha team on approach.
95 00:06:39 Gru.
96 00:06:40 - Did you actually thinkI was unconscious?
97 00:06:43 It's called acting, hoser!
98 00:06:45 And clearly I've still got it!
99 00:07:02 I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
100 00:07:06 Freeze!Don't move!
101 00:07:08 Son of a Betamax!
102 00:07:09 Go! Go!Get him! Get him!
103 00:07:11 He's getting away!
104 00:07:13 This isn't over, Gru!You hear me?
105 00:07:16 This is not over!
106 00:07:18 Yeah?Well, I still have the diamond!
107 00:07:21 Happy birthday to you.Happy birthday to...
108 00:07:27 Happy birthday, dear Daaaaaan.
109 00:07:33 Happy birthday to you.
110 00:07:37 - Ha, ha, ha, ha!- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
111 00:07:40 - Hey, you ready?- Yeah!
112 00:07:43 Party!Party, everyone!
113 00:07:52 DESPICABLE ME 3
114 00:08:00 Hey!Watch it!
115 00:08:08 I can't believeBratt got away, again.
116 00:08:11 How is this possible?How...
117 00:08:21 And it's not just that he got away!It's that he's so smug about it!
118 00:08:25 Ewww.I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
119 00:08:28 Edna, hey.
120 00:08:30 Looking hot... today.
121 00:08:32 Got the... cats on you.
122 00:08:34 And it was just so humiliating.
123 00:08:36 Dangling there in thebubble-gum Speedo.
124 00:08:39 And I didn't have time to goto the gym this week!
125 00:08:41 And I had a big breakfast!
126 00:08:44 I was feeling a little bloated!
127 00:08:49 You know what?He's not even worth talking about.
128 00:08:51 I don't even want to wasteanother breath about the guy.
129 00:08:55 And another thing!
130 00:08:57 Next time I see Bratt, I willmoonwalk all over his stupid face!
131 00:09:06 Thank you all for comingin such short notice.
132 00:09:10 It is with great sadness thatI inform you that as of today
133 00:09:15 I am retiring ashead of the AVL.
134 00:09:21 Oh no.
135 00:09:22 Your new leader is coming directly fromhead office, effective immediately.
136 00:09:30 She is the very gifted, very ambitiousMiss Valerie Da Vinci.
137 00:09:38 As I look out over all of your faces,I am flooded with so many memories.
138 00:09:44 - Oh boy, this is a snoozeday.- I... Excuse me.
139 00:09:47 Blah blah blah. We understand.You're old, you're fat, you're done.
140 00:09:52 Let me breathe in.
141 00:09:55 Woo.Broke a little sweat there.
142 00:09:58 First order of business.
143 00:10:00 Which one of you losersis Agent Gru?!
144 00:10:05 Uh… that would be me.
145 00:10:07 Although I don't knowif I'd say 'loser' per Se,
146 00:10:11 kind of a...Huh!
147 00:10:15 Oh, it's the girls.Not a good time.
148 00:10:18 - Hey!- Aaah!
149 00:10:20 Yes, sir.Huh, uh... ma'am.
150 00:10:23 You're making me nervous.
151 00:10:24 How could you let Balthazar Bratt,
152 00:10:27 the AVL's most-wanted villain,just get away?
153 00:10:31 That is the opposite ofwhat we do here!
154 00:10:33 Okay, okay, yes,maybe he got away... again,
155 00:10:37 but he didn't get the diamond!
156 00:10:40 And I am this closeto bringing him in.
157 00:10:43 This close!
158 00:10:46 Huh?Interesting.
159 00:10:47 You're fired!
160 00:10:49 Huh!What?
161 00:10:50 This is totally not fair.Gru is a great agent.
162 00:10:53 You know what?If you fire him,
163 00:10:54 you're going to have to fire me,sister sister.
164 00:10:57 And do you really want to do that?Do ya?
165 00:11:00 No, no, no, no, no.
166 00:11:09 Well, I guess she did!
167 00:11:16 Honey, you didn't have to do that.
168 00:11:18 I know how muchyou love your job.
169 00:11:19 Well, I love other things more.
170 00:11:25 You know, we're going tohave to tell the girls.
171 00:11:27 Can you do it?
172 00:11:29 The whole Mom thing isstill kind of new to me.
173 00:11:32 Oh, sure.
174 00:11:48 Hello?
175 00:12:00 - Aloha!- Aloha!
176 00:12:02 Oh!
177 00:12:04 This is unexpected.
178 00:12:07 Well, you never got to goon a honeymoon, so…
179 00:12:09 We made you dinner!
180 00:12:10 It's a luau!
181 00:12:12 We got pineapples andcoconuts and lukuleles!
182 00:12:14 - Oh ho, yeah.- Yeah.
183 00:12:17 Hey!Ya malatika tika, hee ha!
184 00:12:21 Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
185 00:12:23 Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
186 00:12:30 Ahem.
187 00:12:31 The soup of the day,madame and monsieur.
188 00:12:35 The gummy bears were my idea.
189 00:12:41 Mmmmmm…Looks too good to even eat!
190 00:12:44 Am I right?
191 00:12:46 - But I made it for you.…- Oh.
192 00:12:53 Good soup! I love the combinationof gummy bears and meat!
193 00:13:06 I'm gonna hold itin my mouth,
194 00:13:07 because it's so goodI don't want to swallow it.
195 00:13:09 So.How was work?
196 00:13:11 Did you take that guy down?Did anything explode?
197 00:13:14 Well, actually,today Lucy and I
198 00:13:19 were invited to not workat the AVL anymore.
199 00:13:24 Huh!No!
200 00:13:28 You got fired?
201 00:13:29 Oh no!No, no, no...
202 00:13:33 - Yes.- What?
203 00:13:35 But don't worry,
204 00:13:37 I'm sure we'll getnew jobs real soon.
205 00:13:40 Even better ones.
206 00:13:42 What's better than beingsuper-cool secret agents?
207 00:13:46 Oh, I know!You could gamble online!
208 00:13:49 That's what Katie's dad does!
209 00:13:51 Okay, we will definitelylook into that.
210 00:13:54 That's a good suggestion.
211 00:13:56 And let's not go overto Katie's house anymore.
212 00:14:02 Hmm.
213 00:14:06 Guys, shhhhhh.I don't think you heard me right.
214 00:14:09 No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not meanthat we are going back to being villains.
215 00:14:13 - Oh.- Oh.
216 00:14:14 Boring!You weren't like this!
217 00:14:16 Okay, alright,I get it.
218 00:14:18 Look, I know it's beena little tough lately,
219 00:14:21 especially with Doctor Nefarioaccidentally freezing himself in carbonite,
220 00:14:28 Ow!
221 00:14:29 but our life of crime is over!
222 00:14:34 Mel.Mel, you're with me on this, right?
223 00:14:38 Look.
224 00:14:39 - Good...- Yay!
225 00:14:41 - Boring!- Boo!
226 00:14:43 - Good...- Yay!
227 00:14:44 - Boring!- Ohh!
228 00:14:46 - Good...- Yay!
229 00:14:48 - Boring!- Boo!
230 00:14:51 Minions… no more boring!!
231 00:14:54 Boring!Boring!
232 00:14:56 Guys!Listen to me and read my lips!
233 00:14:59 Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!
234 00:15:06 What?Wha...
235 00:15:07 What did I say?"la comquit?"
236 00:15:10 Oh, okay,pomodoro la kumquat.
237 00:15:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa.Did you say no more crime?
238 00:15:16 I cannot accept this.
239 00:15:17 Don't take that tone with me!
240 00:15:18 We're not going back to villainy.
241 00:15:20 Uh.No villainy?
242 00:15:22 Yes. And I don't want to hearanother word about it.
243 00:15:29 Look, if you guysdon't stop that right now,
244 00:15:31 there will be consequences!
245 00:15:33 Huh!I can do whatever I want.
246 00:15:35 Hey.
247 00:15:36 Don't say anythingyou're going to regret.
248 00:15:38 Oh. Listen to this.I quit!
249 00:15:41 See you!
250 00:15:42 What?You quit?
251 00:15:45 You're serious?Come on.
252 00:15:50 Uh. Uh.Bud-Buddy?
253 00:15:53 Dave!Jerry!
254 00:15:56 Great news, guys...you've been promoted.
255 00:15:59 You're in charge now, eh?Not bad!
256 00:16:04 Yipa! Yipo!Yippee!
257 00:16:07 - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!- Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
258 00:16:11 Jeesh!
259 00:16:14 PARIS. FRANCE
260 00:16:25 Huh!
261 00:16:32 Monsieur Pompo.
262 00:16:35 To what do we owe the presenceof the world's foremost gem expert?
263 00:16:40 The chief of police sent me.
264 00:16:42 He was concerned that duringthe recent heist attempt,
265 00:16:45 The Dupont Diamondwas replaced with a phony.
266 00:17:06 Ooh la la.
267 00:17:08 You have been duped.
268 00:17:11 What?We have?
269 00:17:12 Yes.
270 00:17:13 By me!
271 00:17:19 Wha-What is... ?
272 00:17:23 Oh no.Help!
273 00:17:30 Ha ha ha...
274 00:17:43 I've been a bad boy!
275 00:17:46 Or should I say,"Je suis un mauvais garçon!"
276 00:18:05 Oh.
277 00:18:29 Hey, Gru,whatcha doing down here?
278 00:18:32 In the dark.
279 00:18:34 Alone.
280 00:18:35 Oh nothing, just thinking.
281 00:18:38 You okay?
282 00:18:39 Oh yes, yeah,I'm fine, I'm fine.
283 00:18:42 It's just…
284 00:18:44 I don't know.I guess I just feel like a… failure.
285 00:18:50 Like I don't havea purpose anymore.
286 00:18:52 Hey, mister,you are not a failure.
287 00:18:56 If only I could've nailed Bratt.
288 00:18:59 So many timesI almost had him!
289 00:19:03 But now I'll neverget the chance.
290 00:19:05 'Cause I have beenkicked to the curb.
291 00:19:07 Gru, you've got to let this go.It's time to look forward.
292 00:19:11 Things will get better, I promise.
293 00:19:31 Follow me.Follow me.
294 00:19:33 Coming through, make way.
295 00:19:35 - Coming through.- Uh, excuse me.
296 00:19:37 Pardon me,young... people.
297 00:19:41 Would you tell mehow to get to this address?
298 00:19:44 Uh.Uh, ah.
299 00:19:46 You are looking for Minions?
300 00:19:48 I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.
301 00:19:50 Gru is a lousy boss!
302 00:19:53 - Yeah!- Yeah!
303 00:19:55 Bye!
304 00:20:03 Idiots.
305 00:20:08 No. Kyle.Stop!
306 00:20:10 Kyle, let go.
307 00:20:15 BRATT STEALS WORLD'SBIGGEST DIAMOND
308 00:20:16 No, no...you've got to be kidding me.
309 00:20:19 Lucy, did you see...
310 00:20:20 He helps you if you have nightmares,and he's really good to snuggle with...
311 00:20:24 Oh no, no, no, Agnes!Agnes!
312 00:20:26 So, take good care of him.
313 00:20:28 Thank you!
314 00:20:30 Agnes, what are you doing?You...
315 00:20:32 You sold your unicorn?
316 00:20:34 Well, I just wanted to help.Since you don't have a job.
317 00:20:39 I got two whole dollars for it!
318 00:20:41 - Awwwww.- Awwwww.
319 00:20:44 Uh, excuse me.
320 00:20:46 Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.
321 00:20:48 Yes, but this will only take a....
322 00:20:50 Hey, Eyebrows.Get off the lawn.
323 00:20:52 Yeah, but...
324 00:20:53 - Hey, could you...- Oh uh, of course.
325 00:20:57 Now, as I was saying.I...
326 00:20:59 - Uh... Oh.- Goodbye.
327 00:21:07 Listen, Agnes.You don't need to worry.
328 00:21:10 We're going to be fine.
329 00:21:12 - For real?- For real.
330 00:21:14 Now come on,let's pack this stuff up.
331 00:21:16 Ow.Ow.
332 00:21:17 Seriously?Buddy, you're not getting the hint.
333 00:21:20 Excuse me, Mr. Gru.
334 00:21:23 But I really musthave a word with you.
335 00:21:27 How did you know my name?
336 00:21:28 Allow me to introduce myself...my name is Fritz, and OW!
337 00:21:33 Uh, good puppy.
338 00:21:35 And I am inquiring…on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
339 00:21:40 He needs your help.
340 00:21:42 What?Twin brother?
341 00:21:44 Twin brother?
342 00:21:45 - Twin brother?- Twin brother?
343 00:21:46 Oh Yeah.
344 00:21:47 He would like to fly youto Freedonia to meet him.
345 00:21:50 Your father has recentlypassed away and...
346 00:21:54 Okay, cuckoo.I'm sorry, but my dad died
347 00:21:57 when I was a baby,and I don't have any brother.
348 00:22:00 You've got the wrong guy.
349 00:22:01 Really?
350 00:22:02 Well, then how doyou explain... this?
351 00:22:12 Ahhhhh!Bellissimo!
352 00:22:17 - Oh, hello, Gru.- Hi, Mom.
353 00:22:21 It's important to keep activein one's golden years.
354 00:22:26 There you are, you cute cute.
355 00:22:32 These are my diving instructors,Vincenzo and Paolo!
356 00:22:39 Ciao, boys!
357 00:22:41 So what do you want?
358 00:22:43 Mom, do I have a twin brother?
359 00:22:47 How did you find out?Who told you?
360 00:22:49 Wait, what?It's true?
361 00:22:51 You never told meI had a brother!
362 00:22:53 And you told me that Dad died ofdisappointment when I was born!
363 00:22:57 Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement.
364 00:23:00 Agreement?What are you talking about?
365 00:23:06 Shortly after you and your brotherwere born, your father and I divorced.
366 00:23:12 We each took one sonto raise on our own.
367 00:23:15 And promised neverto see each other again.
368 00:23:20 Obviously, I got second pick.
369 00:23:27 I have a brother.
370 00:23:36 Hey girls, how are thingsin row B, huh?
371 00:23:39 I've put together somefun activities for the trip.
372 00:23:41 Who is up for someGin Rummy?
373 00:23:44 Yeah. Umm...We're good.
374 00:23:48 Oh.Okay.
375 00:23:50 I'll just sit hereand play solitaire.
376 00:23:53 I hope I win.
377 00:23:55 I wonder what Druwill be like!
378 00:23:57 Woo!
379 00:23:58 Maybe we'll have that twin thing
380 00:23:59 where we can readeach other's minds, you know?
381 00:24:03 - How cool would that be?!- Um, super cool.
382 00:24:13 Ah, ha ha ha...
383 00:24:16 Ooh.
384 00:24:20 Aah!Ow! Ow!
385 00:24:22 Woo-hoo!
386 00:24:23 Freedonia!Freedonia!
387 00:24:28 Hi, piggy, piggy!
388 00:24:30 Huh! Whoa!Look at that house!
389 00:24:33 It's like a castle!
390 00:24:35 I can't waitto meet my brother!
391 00:24:39 Uh.What's with all the pigs?
392 00:24:41 This is the family business.
393 00:24:43 The largest pig farmin the whole of Freedonia.
394 00:24:48 Okay, nice pig.
395 00:24:51 No!That's my private part!
396 00:24:53 Owww!
397 00:24:56 This pig has issues!
398 00:24:59 Please, come in.
399 00:25:00 Wow.Yeah, haha!
400 00:25:08 Whoa!
401 00:25:10 Oh, this is amazing!
402 00:25:13 Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel.But with pigs.
403 00:25:21 My brother!!
404 00:25:29 - My brother!- My brother!
405 00:25:31 Gru!
406 00:25:32 Dru!
407 00:25:40 Ahhhh!Brother! I am hugging you!
408 00:25:46 I'm so happy!
409 00:25:48 After all these years,finally I'm meeting you!
410 00:25:52 - Yup, alright, good.- Oh, look at that!
411 00:25:56 - Woo!- You must be the beautiful wife!
412 00:25:58 Beautiful, oh.Stop it!
413 00:26:02 Sweet talker.
414 00:26:02 How is my brother finding a wifelike you when he is so bald?
415 00:26:09 Woo-hoo!These must be my nieces!
416 00:26:14 Huh! You're Agnes,you're small with big eyes!
417 00:26:17 And it makes me want toput you in my pocket!
418 00:26:20 You can't do that.I'm too big.
419 00:26:23 And Edith,
420 00:26:25 I can tell that you area little mischievous.
421 00:26:28 We're going to have to makea little trouble later.
422 00:26:31 Wha...I already have!
423 00:26:32 Ow.Ow! Ow!
424 00:26:34 Please, stop.Why are you doing that?
425 00:26:37 Ow!Ow.
426 00:26:38 Fist bump for mischievous behavior.
427 00:26:42 And Margo!Oh, you are so mature.
428 00:26:45 I'm guessing what… fifteen?
429 00:26:47 Fifteen?
430 00:26:49 She's twelve! She looks twelve.And will always be twelve.
431 00:26:52 So, Dru…this place is amazing.
432 00:26:55 I mean, you just walk through the doorsand you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!!
433 00:26:59 Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure.I'm not really into 'things.'
434 00:27:07 Wow!This is so cool!
435 00:27:09 Oh my gosh,he's even got a helicopter!
436 00:27:12 This is the best!
437 00:27:14 Yes, the best.
438 00:27:16 - All right, let's go home now.- Home? Why?
439 00:27:19 I don't know, this guy,with the mansion and the cars
440 00:27:22 and… all the hair,silky-smooth, luxurious hair.
441 00:27:27 I feel worse thanI did before I came.
442 00:27:29 Oh, but he's your brother, Gru.Give him a chance.
443 00:27:32 Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and Icatch up on some brother stuff,
444 00:27:36 you girls should go with Fritz.He has a surprise for you.
445 00:27:39 - Yay!- Yay!
446 00:27:40 I love surprises!
447 00:27:41 Oh, this is perfect.Mother, daughter bonding time.
448 00:27:43 Let's do it.Woo-woo!
449 00:27:46 Bye!You boys have fun.
450 00:27:48 Ha ha ha!Whoopee!
451 00:27:54 Now you can be as evilas Balthazar Bratt
452 00:27:56 with the evil Bratt action figure,
453 00:27:59 featuring music activatedBreak Dance mode.
454 00:28:02 Also featuring bubble gumlaunching shoulder pads.
455 00:28:07 And the all newMega Diamond Laser.
456 00:28:12 No more math!
457 00:28:14 I've been a bad boy!
458 00:28:17 Mega Diamond Laser does notactually incinerate books.
459 00:28:21 How could Hollywood cancel a showthat produced toys like this, Clive?
460 00:28:27 Evil Bratt was a masterpiece.
461 00:28:29 Does no one valuetrue art anymore?
462 00:28:32 It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.
463 00:28:34 Well, now that I've got the diamond,it's payback time.
464 00:28:38 Oh, it's too bad Gru won't bearound to try and stop me.
465 00:28:42 Oh, wait! No, it's not!I hate that tweeb!
466 00:28:44 And you, Hollywood!
467 00:28:46 This time, I'm canceling you!
468 00:28:50 And all the loserswho rejected me!
469 00:28:53 Ha ha ha... !
470 00:28:58 Ooooo, piggy, piggy!
471 00:29:00 So how are thingsgoing for you, career-wise?
472 00:29:03 Ahhaaaaa… great.
473 00:29:05 So, so great.Crushing it.
474 00:29:08 Well, I've got something that I thinkyou will find very interesting.
475 00:29:16 Hold on to your face, Brother.
476 00:29:23 Whaaaaaaaaaa!
477 00:29:25 Yee-haw!Ya ya!
478 00:29:27 Eh.What?
479 00:29:29 Yee-haw!
480 00:29:36 Ow!
481 00:29:39 Huh? Ah!Salami!
482 00:29:42 Hey, I got Salami.
483 00:29:44 Ah, yes, yes.
484 00:29:46 It's Salami.
485 00:29:47 - Whoa. Whoa.- Come on, come on.
486 00:29:52 What is all this?
487 00:29:55 The pig farm was just a coverfor the real family business.
488 00:30:01 Haha!Hey.
489 00:30:04 It's Gru with boobs!
490 00:30:07 Now, feast your eyes on…
491 00:30:11 Dad's lair!Ta-da!
492 00:30:16 Whoa whoa whoa, wait…So our dad was a villain?
493 00:30:22 No, no, no.Not just a villain.
494 00:30:24 But one of the greatestof all time!
495 00:30:28 He was knownas the Bald terror.
496 00:30:32 That's him?Our dad?
497 00:30:35 He was so proud of you.And what a great villain you were.
498 00:30:39 He was?
499 00:30:41 But me…not so much
500 00:30:44 To Dad, I was just a failure.
501 00:30:50 He never thought I hadwhat it took to be a villain.
502 00:30:53 But now you can help meprove him wrong.
503 00:30:57 Brother, teach me the art of villainy!
504 00:31:03 No. No, no, no.I can't do that.
505 00:31:06 What? But it's our family tradition!You can't say no to that!
506 00:31:11 Look, I'm sorry.I've left that life behind me.
507 00:31:15 - End of story.- Oh.
508 00:31:18 Okay.I understand.
509 00:31:20 Hmmm…I wonder what this does?
510 00:31:24 Huh?
511 00:31:25 Help.Help!
512 00:31:26 No no no...
513 00:31:27 - Aaah!- Aah!
514 00:31:40 Holey moley!
515 00:31:41 Dad's villain wheels.Pretty slick, huh?
516 00:31:46 Hey, you want totake her out for a spin?
517 00:31:48 Just for some fun?
518 00:31:51 Hmmmmm…
519 00:31:54 Woo-hoo!
520 00:31:59 Look out!Whoa! Whoa!
521 00:32:00 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
522 00:32:04 What a beautiful day!
523 00:32:06 Zero to 400 in 3 seconds.Able to withstand a nuclear blast,
524 00:32:10 armed to the teeth!
525 00:32:14 Oh yeah.That's pretty nice.
526 00:32:16 - And it's a hybrid.- LOOK OUT!
527 00:32:40 Yeah!Help me!
528 00:32:45 I am not enjoying this...!
529 00:32:58 Whoa.What is going on here?
530 00:33:00 Welcome to the annualFreedonian Cheese Festival!
531 00:33:04 Go!
532 00:33:10 Ooo. Look. Look.Look at all the candies.
533 00:33:14 Whoa!
534 00:33:16 Lucy, can we get these please?
535 00:33:19 Okay, but only one each.I mean it.
536 00:33:22 - Awww.- Oh, man.
537 00:33:24 No, I don't!Get as many as you want,
538 00:33:26 - I don't care!- Yay!
539 00:33:28 Awesome!
540 00:33:29 - Um.- What?
541 00:33:31 It's okay to tell them nosometimes, too, you know.
542 00:33:34 Moms need to be tough.
543 00:33:36 Right. Right, tough.Good one.
544 00:33:38 I can totally do that. You know,still figuring out this mom thing.
545 00:33:42 Getting my sea legs, matie!
546 00:33:44 It's a unicorn!
547 00:33:51 Can we go in there!Please please please please please?
548 00:33:56 Um, sure…Yeah.
549 00:33:59 But first, let's, um…ooh, look!
550 00:34:02 It's a traditional Freedonian dance!How amazing does that look?
551 00:34:09 Chee!I love this.
552 00:34:12 The little girls go and getthe cheese from the little boys.
553 00:34:15 That's adorable.
554 00:34:19 Oh, look at thatpoor little guy.
555 00:34:21 With his little boots.Nobody picked him.
556 00:34:25 Margo, why don't you go up there?
557 00:34:28 - No way!- Okay.
558 00:34:30 Wait a minute.No.
559 00:34:32 Go take a bite ofhis cheese, young lady.
560 00:34:35 Right now.
561 00:34:36 What?
562 00:34:37 I'm being tougher.You know, like you said.
563 00:34:39 No. I meant be tougheron them, not me.
564 00:34:42 Oh, come on, just do it.What's the worst that could happen?
565 00:34:48 Fine.
566 00:34:50 Huh!
567 00:34:54 Wow!
568 00:34:56 Hey there, I'm Margo.
569 00:34:59 Hello, Margo.
570 00:35:01 I am Niko.Would you like some of my cheese?
571 00:35:06 Hmmm...
572 00:35:07 Yes, yes, yes!Thank you, Margo! Thank you!
573 00:35:13 BAM!I am a great mother.
574 00:35:15 Did you see that, girls?I lay down the...
575 00:35:19 Oh no…Where are they?
576 00:35:21 Agnes!Edith!
577 00:35:26 Hello.
578 00:35:30 Uh, look!A unicorn horn!
579 00:35:35 My little brainis going to explode!
580 00:35:38 Ugh, Agnes.That's a fake.
581 00:35:41 Ohhhh, it's real alright.
582 00:35:45 That horncame from the Crooked Forest.
583 00:35:48 The only place on earthwhere unicorns still live.
584 00:36:00 Laugh!Laugh, all of you!
585 00:36:03 They all think I'm crazy.
586 00:36:05 But I'm telling you,I saw one once.
587 00:36:08 With my own eye!
588 00:36:10 Wait, wait, wait…You saw a for-real, live unicorn?
589 00:36:13 What did it look like?
590 00:36:15 Did you pet it?Did it smell like candy?
591 00:36:17 Was it… fluffy?
592 00:36:20 It was so fluffyI thought I was going to die.
593 00:36:25 Do you think maybeI could find one, too?
594 00:36:28 They say if a maiden pure of heartgoes into the Crooked Forest,
595 00:36:33 the unicorn will come…and be hers forever.
596 00:36:46 Agnes!
597 00:36:53 Goal!
598 00:36:54 Excuse me!
599 00:36:56 Girls!Don't worry, I'm here!
600 00:36:59 Are you okay?
601 00:37:00 Yeah, we're fine.Are you?
602 00:37:04 Unicorns are really real!And I'm gonna find one!!
603 00:37:10 Sorry, I went a littlemama bear on you.
604 00:37:13 You know, I heard a scream and…
605 00:37:15 yeah, okay.Have a good one!
606 00:37:21 - Wait for me here!- Don't.
607 00:37:23 Stop that! Ow!You kicked me.
608 00:37:27 Hey! Hey!What are you doing?
609 00:37:31 Did you just steal candies?
610 00:37:32 Yes!
611 00:37:33 That was a lot ofeffort for two lollipops.
612 00:37:41 Oh no!The police!
613 00:37:43 What do we do?What do we do?
614 00:37:45 Come on!This is going to be fun!
615 00:37:57 The police are going to get us!I'm freaking out!
616 00:38:00 Brakes!
617 00:38:04 Cops!
618 00:38:21 Whoa, they're back!
619 00:38:47 Man, that was crazy!
620 00:38:50 - We're so close to getting busted.- Tell me about it.
621 00:38:52 I thought you weregoing to pee your pants!
622 00:38:55 - I did!- You did!
623 00:39:05 Mel, food...
624 00:39:09 Ugh. Hey, Mel.Hold on a sec.
625 00:39:11 We're tired, cold, and hungry.
626 00:39:12 - Mel, hungry.- Mel, hungry.
627 00:39:15 It's pizza. Over there.Our food, spaghetti!
628 00:39:18 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
629 00:39:23 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
630 00:39:26 Hey!What are you doing?
631 00:39:28 Intruders!Intruders!
632 00:39:37 Stop!Hey, you! Don't move!
633 00:39:39 Halt!
634 00:39:46 Call for backup!
635 00:39:48 Come on. Come on.Let's go, keep going.
636 00:39:53 What's this?
637 00:40:06 Happy? It's on you.Do something.
638 00:40:09 No, no, no.No, no, no.
639 00:40:51 Get 'em!Go! Go!
640 00:41:30 Hey, you!Freeze!
641 00:41:32 Don't move!
642 00:41:34 Hands in the air!
643 00:41:42 Face it, Gru.Villainy is in your blood.
644 00:41:46 You can't tell me you don'tmiss the rush. A little?
645 00:41:49 Well…Yeah, maybe a little.
646 00:41:52 And now you've got a chanceto get back on top.
647 00:41:55 Get your mojo back.Become Gru again!
648 00:41:58 How awesome would that be?
649 00:42:02 Oh please, come on,just one heist.
650 00:42:07 There's got to be somethingout there, somewhere,
651 00:42:10 that you still want to steal.
652 00:42:16 Hmmmm…There is something.
653 00:42:19 How about we stealthe largest diamond in the world?
654 00:42:25 Yes!I love it!
655 00:42:28 Oh, thank you, Brother!
656 00:42:30 Thank you from thebottom of my heart!
657 00:42:35 Oh! You know what?We should do something to celebrate.
658 00:42:38 Ohhhh.I've got the perfect idea.
659 00:42:45 Fritz, my good fellow.
660 00:42:46 Could you get meanother napkin, please?
661 00:42:48 Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith.
662 00:42:58 Hey, where are Gru and Dru?
663 00:42:59 Here we are!
664 00:43:02 How's it going?
665 00:43:05 It's me, Gru.
666 00:43:07 And me, Dru.
667 00:43:10 I hug everybody whetherthey like it or not.
668 00:43:14 Why are they pretendingto be each other?
669 00:43:17 Oh!
670 00:43:18 What's for dinner?I probably won't like it.
671 00:43:21 I'm so grumpy all the time!
672 00:43:24 Hey!I laugh a lot!
673 00:43:26 And I'm kind of an idiot!
674 00:43:39 Oh, a bust in the gut.
675 00:43:40 Look at them!They had no idea!
676 00:43:45 Total burn.
677 00:43:46 Oh, look,it's me...Gru!
678 00:43:48 And I'm Dru!We switched places!
679 00:43:52 Awww. It's so nice to seeyou two are getting along
680 00:43:54 - Oh, we're getting...- Along perfectly.
681 00:43:58 - Wait. Did we...- Just finish...
682 00:43:59 - Each...- Other's...
683 00:44:00 - Sentences?- Sentences?
684 00:44:03 Aw, that's delightful.Not creepy at all.
685 00:44:05 And you're gonna stop now,though, right?
686 00:44:07 Sorry, it's a twin thing.
687 00:44:09 Uh-huh.
688 00:44:11 So...what did you guys do today?
689 00:44:15 - Nothing!- Nothing!
690 00:44:17 Okay.What is it...
691 00:44:18 All done!
692 00:44:20 Pardon me!
693 00:44:21 Out of the way!Good night, everybody!
694 00:44:23 Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on.What's the rush?
695 00:44:25 I need to go to bed so I canwake up and find a unicorn!
696 00:44:28 Good night!
697 00:44:31 What was that about?
698 00:44:33 Agnes thinks she's going to finda real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
699 00:44:36 She's totally freaking out.
700 00:44:39 I feel like someone got's totell her the truth.…
701 00:44:41 Not it!
702 00:44:42 Ohhh, don't worry.
703 00:44:44 Parenting 101.I've got this.
704 00:44:49 Ummm… And please bless thatwhen I find the unicorn,
705 00:44:52 he'll want to come home with me.And sleep in my room.
706 00:44:55 And that I can ride himto school every day.
707 00:44:58 And he will use his magical powersto help me do math.
708 00:45:02 Amen.
709 00:45:06 Oh.Hi, Gru.
710 00:45:08 Hey.So… big day tomorrow.
711 00:45:12 Yeah, I'm finally going toget to see a unicorn!
712 00:45:15 For reals.
713 00:45:17 If I do, can I bring it home,please?
714 00:45:20 Ohhh.Yeah, sure.
715 00:45:22 Tell you what,every unicorn you find,
716 00:45:25 you can bring it home.
717 00:45:27 I'd better build a big pen, right?
718 00:45:30 But you know…
719 00:45:33 there's a chance thatyou might not find one.
720 00:45:37 Huh?
721 00:45:39 I'm...
722 00:45:40 It might not be goodunicorn finding weather.
723 00:45:46 Umm.
724 00:45:48 They're tricky to find them…
725 00:45:51 and I don't know…
726 00:45:53 Maybe, just...maybe unicorns don't really ex...
727 00:46:03 ...explore that part of the woods.
728 00:46:10 But the man said
729 00:46:12 a maiden could find oneif she was pure of heart.
730 00:46:15 And I'm pure of heart, right?
731 00:46:19 The purest.
732 00:46:25 Can we stop talking now?I need to get to sleep.
733 00:46:28 Goodnight, sweetie.
734 00:46:30 Goodnight, Gru.
735 00:46:32 Unicorns I love them.Unicorns I love them.
736 00:46:38 Huh!Aaaah!
737 00:46:42 I'm okay.
738 00:46:51 Uh.
739 00:46:52 Hey!Give that back!
740 00:46:54 Huh?Come on!
741 00:46:55 Guys!Don't leave me!
742 00:46:58 Oh, no!Run!
743 00:47:26 We've been waiting a long time.
744 00:47:28 No. No.Ow!
745 00:47:30 No.Please, don't.
746 00:47:32 Huh!
747 00:47:33 Gru?
748 00:47:57 My plane... broke.
749 00:48:09 Oh.
750 00:48:11 Uh?
751 00:48:13 Huh!
752 00:48:24 Buddies, I've decided.
753 00:48:26 We're going back to Gru.We're going back to Gru!
754 00:48:35 Because I'm training forthe big day,
755 00:48:39 nobody's gonna stop me
756 00:48:42 'cause I am super sassy.Super sassy. Super sassy.
757 00:48:47 What's today's plan, boss?
758 00:48:49 What's the plan?
759 00:48:51 Silly robot.I'll show you the plan.
760 00:48:53 Time to watch a veryspecial episode of Evil Bratt
761 00:48:56 to see exactly what I'm goingto do to stupid Tinseltown.
762 00:49:01 This week on Evil Bratt.
763 00:49:06 It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!Open fire!
764 00:49:16 Nice try, coppers.Chew on this!
765 00:49:22 He's shooting his super stickyself inflating gum!
766 00:49:26 Run!
767 00:49:29 Gum one!Gum all!
768 00:49:33 Gum one.Gum all.
769 00:49:34 Seriously, how did this shownever win an Emmy?
770 00:49:40 And now, it's your turnto shine, my diamond!
771 00:49:56 Hey, Clive.
772 00:49:57 I guess you can say our planwas... out of this world.
773 00:50:05 Now that's entertainment.
774 00:50:09 Come on.Let's make it a reality.
775 00:50:15 Here we are, in the darkand creepy Crooked Forest,
776 00:50:18 in search of themythical unicorn.
777 00:50:21 For some reason.
778 00:50:22 And here she is,the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the...
779 00:50:25 Edith, stop it!
780 00:50:27 You're gonna scare away the unicorn!
781 00:50:29 If somehow we actuallyfind a unicorn,
782 00:50:32 I'm gonna film itand get rich.
783 00:50:34 Look over there!
784 00:50:36 Wooah!
785 00:50:38 This is it!This is where we're gonna see it!
786 00:50:41 Unicorns, here we come.
787 00:50:44 What's that for?
788 00:50:45 Bait.Duh.
789 00:50:47 Come on!
790 00:50:51 Now all we haveto do is wait.
791 00:50:57 Okay.This is Bratt's lair.
792 00:50:59 It may not look like much,but this place is armed
793 00:51:01 with some of the most high-techweaponry known to man.
794 00:51:04 It's considered impenetrable.
795 00:51:06 But a piece of cake for us,right, Brother?
796 00:51:09 This is not like stealing lollipops.
797 00:51:15 Whoa!
798 00:51:18 This security system can detectan air assault from any direction.
799 00:51:25 No!Ouch!
800 00:51:26 No!Ouch!
801 00:51:28 Please! Stop!Ouch!
802 00:51:32 So we'll have to approach lowand close to the water.
803 00:51:35 Next.
804 00:51:38 Then there are these deadly spikes.
805 00:51:41 Ha ha ha ha!Geronimo!
806 00:51:44 Covered with enough poisonto blow your mind... literally.
807 00:51:48 Ouch!Ha ha ha ha ha!
808 00:51:50 Ah...Good to know.
809 00:51:52 So here's the plan.
810 00:51:53 You're the getaway driver.
811 00:51:56 So you'll wait in the boat.
812 00:51:58 Wait, hold on.Wait in the boat?
813 00:52:00 But... I want to bein on the actions!
814 00:52:04 The getaway driver is themost crucial part of any plan.
815 00:52:08 Do you know how hard it isdoing nothing, touching nothing,
816 00:52:13 with all of the adrenalinecoursing through your veins…
817 00:52:16 and you must wait.
818 00:52:17 Can I count on you?
819 00:52:20 I guess so…
820 00:52:22 So... I'll climb up the cubeand enter here.
821 00:52:26 Then once I'm inside,I'll find the diamond.
822 00:52:29 I've underestimated Bratt before.It's not going to be easy.
823 00:52:33 I think we can handle it.
824 00:52:38 Dad's villain suits!This will make us unstoppable.
825 00:52:41 Whoa.Ay, chihuahua!
826 00:52:44 I call the black one!
827 00:52:48 It's go time!
828 00:53:01 Hello.Oh, hi.
829 00:53:03 Hello, mother of Margo.I am Niko.
830 00:53:06 I present you with pig to confirmmy engagement to your daughter.
831 00:53:14 - Hey, what now?- What's going on?
832 00:53:15 Remember, little boots?
833 00:53:17 - Hello, my schmoopsie poo.- Whoa! Hey!
834 00:53:20 He seems to think you're engaged.
835 00:53:23 What?We're not engaged!
836 00:53:25 Look, Niko.You seem like a very nice boy
837 00:53:28 With a very nice pig.
838 00:53:30 Uh, but you're not engaged.
839 00:53:33 Okay?It's not happening.
840 00:53:36 I understand.Who was I kidding?
841 00:53:39 A dumpling like me witha goddess like you?
842 00:53:43 But I promise:I will never forget you, Margo.
843 00:53:47 Never.
844 00:53:50 Oh, I'm pretty sureI won't forget you, either.
845 00:53:52 Bye.Bye, Niko.
846 00:53:55 Wow, that was crazy!Wooo!
847 00:53:57 That was totally humiliating!
848 00:54:00 Taking a bite of that cheese wasthe stupidest thing I've ever done.
849 00:54:03 Why did I listen to you?
850 00:54:04 Right, but it's over now, so...
851 00:54:07 Ugh, here we go.Niko...
852 00:54:10 You!You refuse my son's engagement pig?
853 00:54:14 What?
854 00:54:14 May you and your daughter diea slow death and be buried with onions!
855 00:54:22 Alright, lady.That's it!
856 00:54:23 Nobody... nobody! ...curses my daughter!You got that?
857 00:54:29 Because if you mess with Margo,you mess with me!
858 00:54:32 And I promise, you do notwant to mess with me!
859 00:54:36 Do you understand me?
860 00:54:39 Yes, yes.
861 00:54:40 Good.Now, GET!
862 00:54:46 Look, Margo.I think we just need to... Oh.
863 00:54:52 Yes!
864 00:54:54 Oh!I've to tell Gru!
865 00:55:12 - Can we go back now?- Already?
866 00:55:15 Just a couple more hours!
867 00:55:16 We have to be homebefore it gets dark.
868 00:55:20 I don't understand.
869 00:55:22 I did exactlywhat the man said.
870 00:55:24 You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced manthat everybody laughed at?
871 00:55:27 Yeah.It makes no sense.
872 00:55:30 - Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...- Huh!
873 00:55:44 My whole life has beenbuilding to this moment!
874 00:55:53 Um.It's a...
875 00:55:54 Unicorn!
876 00:55:58 I can't believe it!
877 00:56:00 I'm gonna name you Lucky!
878 00:56:03 Oh, Lucky, stop it...
879 00:56:07 Yeah.I'll let someone else burst her bubble.
880 00:56:17 Look at us!Two brothers pulling a heist.
881 00:56:21 And that diamond will make usthe richest, most powerful villains in the world!
882 00:56:26 Right, Brother?
883 00:56:29 Right.Yeah. Yeah...
884 00:56:34 Bravo! Bravissimo!You're amazing!
885 00:56:38 I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.I was very rude.
886 00:56:40 - And you were always such a gentleman.- You did it! You did it!
887 00:56:42 You got our jobs back.
888 00:56:50 What? Oh yeah.Right. Sure.
889 00:56:53 Oh look, we're here!
890 00:57:02 I'm going in.Take the wheel.
891 00:57:04 I still don't seewhy I can't go with you.
892 00:57:07 Hey.Hey, we discussed this.
893 00:57:08 Now is not the timeto mess with the plan.
894 00:57:11 Fine...
895 00:57:26 - Hey, brother.- What?
896 00:57:28 I told you, you weresupposed to stay with the boat!
897 00:57:30 Oh, I didn't thinkyou meant that literally.
898 00:57:33 What other waycould I have meant it?
899 00:57:36 Alright. Let's move.Just follow my lead.
900 00:57:41 Got it.
901 00:57:45 Help me!Ow! Ow! Ow!
902 00:57:48 Oh no!The poison spikes!
903 00:57:50 Oh, I'm gonna be impaled!
904 00:57:54 Ha ha!I'm okay!
905 00:57:57 I miss the Minions.
906 00:57:59 Come on!
907 00:58:06 Coming.
908 00:58:13 Coming.
909 00:58:19 Come on.
910 00:58:26 It's a scanning device!
911 00:58:28 Quick... camouflage mode.
912 00:58:31 Freeze!And close your eyes.
913 00:58:33 And cover your mouth!
914 00:58:40 Okay.Take my hand!
915 00:59:05 Ha ha.Follow me!
916 00:59:25 Ha ha.
917 00:59:31 Look out!
918 00:59:37 You're right.I should've stay in the boat.
919 00:59:40 My stomach feels all queasy.
920 00:59:43 I shouldn't have eatenthat hot pie.
921 00:59:47 Hey. Hey.Relax.
922 00:59:50 You're going to be just fine.I got your back.
923 01:00:00 Come on, this way.
924 01:00:04 Gru would take this.Gru would take that.
925 01:00:06 Go, go, go!
926 01:00:07 Eh.Peter, that way.
927 01:00:09 Oh, okay, okay.
928 01:00:32 Go, go.Go, go, go!
929 01:00:46 Huh?Hey, come back.
930 01:00:58 Hello. Hello.Hello.
931 01:01:08 You jacket is locatedwithin easy reach.
932 01:01:10 Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle.Like this...
933 01:01:13 Thank for your attention,enjoy your flight.
934 01:01:21 Straight ahead. Straight ahead.Straight ahead.
935 01:01:26 Bud-Buddy.Bud-Buddy!
936 01:01:30 Buddy!!!
937 01:01:33 It looks likeit's right above us.
938 01:01:35 Okay! What do I do?Should I wait in the vent?
939 01:01:37 No.Come with me.
940 01:01:54 Yes, I'd like tothank the Academy.
941 01:01:59 - I can...- No no no no no...
942 01:02:01 - Why? I can do it.- Don't, don't, don't!
943 01:02:03 Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald.I will take you to the prom.
944 01:02:06 What... Who…Where... What...
945 01:02:08 Who's there…? Who's there…?
946 01:02:17 Ninety nine red balloons...
947 01:02:20 Whoops!Almost forgot.
948 01:02:32 Shhh, shhh.Over here!
949 01:02:36 Stay close!
950 01:02:40 Huh!Whaaa...
951 01:02:42 Dolls.
952 01:02:44 Looks like Bratt was the only onestupid enough to buy this junk.
953 01:02:48 Oh.I used to have one of these!
954 01:02:51 Pew pew pew!
955 01:02:53 Aaah!Oww!
956 01:02:56 Hey! Shh!Come on!
957 01:03:06 Alright.We're getting close.
958 01:03:09 From now on, every move must bemade with ultra precision and purpose.
959 01:03:15 Gum!
960 01:03:16 Focus!
961 01:03:18 We're after the diamond,not the bubble gum!
962 01:03:20 Ah, got it.
963 01:03:24 Mmm.Yum.
964 01:03:27 This way!
965 01:03:29 And now to put thiswhere it belongs.
966 01:03:34 What?
967 01:03:35 Look at it, Clive.It's beautiful!
968 01:03:44 Will you please shut up?He's gonna spot us.
969 01:03:49 Spit it out! Spit it out!I told you not to touch anything!
970 01:03:56 Intruders! Intruders!Intruders!
971 01:04:01 Freeze, dipsticks!
972 01:04:03 Gru!There's two of you now?
973 01:04:06 Then this will betwice as much fun.
974 01:04:15 Aaaaah!Give me back my diamond!
975 01:04:18 Total lockdown!!
976 01:04:20 Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!!
977 01:04:30 They're gonna get us!They're gonna get us!
978 01:04:34 Run!
979 01:04:46 Oh no…
980 01:04:47 Oh no?What does that mean?
981 01:04:50 ARE WE GONNA DIE??ARE WE GONNA DIE??
982 01:04:53 WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
983 01:05:04 What?
984 01:05:07 Hey, guys.Hold on!
985 01:05:09 Lucy!
986 01:05:18 Thank you for saving us!Woo!
987 01:05:21 “Look! We got the diamond!And we're going to...
988 01:05:23 Take it to the AVLand get our jobs back!
989 01:05:27 Wait!
990 01:05:28 What?That's amazing!
991 01:05:29 And the best part isyou are never ever
992 01:05:33 go behind my backever again!
993 01:05:37 - Right, honeybear?- Yup! Yup! Right.
994 01:05:40 Lesson learned.
995 01:05:54 I'll get the girls and start packingand tell them the good news!
996 01:05:57 Ah, we're gettingour jobs back, yeah!
997 01:05:59 Yes. Yes.Go tell the girls.
998 01:06:03 Dru.
999 01:06:03 No. No way!We can't give the diamond back!
1000 01:06:07 - I have to.- No, you don't!
1001 01:06:09 - Yes, I do.- Give it.
1002 01:06:11 - No!- Give it!
1003 01:06:13 Ow!What is wrong with you?
1004 01:06:14 What is wrong with you?
1005 01:06:16 You kicked me!
1006 01:06:17 You-You lied to me.
1007 01:06:18 Hey.I would have told you the truth.
1008 01:06:20 But you're too muchof a wimp to handle it.
1009 01:06:23 That's it, I'm out of here.
1010 01:06:25 You have no right to take that,we stole it together.
1011 01:06:28 Together?
1012 01:06:30 You got to be kidding me.
1013 01:06:31 You did nothing butscrewed up the whole time.
1014 01:06:33 I got thisin spite of you.
1015 01:06:35 Oh, yeah?Well, at least I didn't get fired
1016 01:06:38 from my joblike a total loser.
1017 01:06:40 At least I had a job.
1018 01:06:42 What have you accomplishedthat was so great?
1019 01:06:44 I'll tell you what:Nothing!
1020 01:06:48 No wonder Dad thoughtyou were such a failure.
1021 01:06:53 We're no longer brothers!
1022 01:06:55 That's fine with me!
1023 01:07:39 Gru!I found a unicorn!
1024 01:07:45 My life is complete!
1025 01:07:49 Honey, that's...that's not actually a unicorn.
1026 01:07:54 Huh?
1027 01:07:56 But-But he has one horn.
1028 01:07:59 I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie,but...
1029 01:08:02 he's just a goat.
1030 01:08:05 Life is just like that sometimes.
1031 01:08:08 We're hoping for a unicorn
1032 01:08:11 and we get a goat.
1033 01:08:15 Well, you know what?
1034 01:08:17 Lucky is the best goatin the whole wide world!
1035 01:08:21 Look at that face!I just want to squeeze it.
1036 01:08:30 I'll take this.
1037 01:08:32 You've been a bad boy, Gru.
1038 01:08:35 Can you get the restof the suitcases?
1039 01:08:37 Come on, girls, let's go!
1040 01:08:39 Let's get physical, physical!
1041 01:08:49 Change of plan, girls.
1042 01:08:51 Instead of going home...
1043 01:08:54 Eyebrows.Ow!
1044 01:08:56 We're going to Hollywood!
1045 01:09:00 Now that's what I call acting.
1046 01:09:04 Let's go, Clive.We've got a giant robot waiting.
1047 01:09:10 Huh?
1048 01:09:12 Huh?Lucy?
1049 01:09:16 Bratt, he took the girls!
1050 01:09:18 What?No!
1051 01:09:22 Dru!Dru!
1052 01:09:24 Go away.I don't want to talk to you.
1053 01:09:27 Bratt has the girls!
1054 01:09:37 Listen, brother.What...
1055 01:09:39 - About what I said.- No, I'm the one...
1056 01:09:41 But I shouldn't have...
1057 01:09:43 I'm-I'm sorry.
1058 01:09:46 I'm so sorry, Gru.
1059 01:09:49 Awww.
1060 01:09:51 Oh, look out!
1061 01:09:52 What is that?
1062 01:09:54 Hey. Hey!Infront!
1063 01:09:58 Caramba!Caramba!
1064 01:10:00 CARAMBAAAAA!
1065 01:10:02 Mel?
1066 01:10:04 Huh?Gru?
1067 01:10:07 Got to turn this thing around...
1068 01:10:10 Gru!
1069 01:10:11 Wait up!GRUUUUU...
1070 01:10:39 Hello, Hollywood!
1071 01:10:43 I'm back and bigger than ever.
1072 01:10:48 I'm scared!
1073 01:10:49 Thank you.Thank you so...
1074 01:10:57 You can't leave me here!I'm famous!
1075 01:11:01 Clive, arm the cannons.
1076 01:11:06 Chew on this!
1077 01:11:25 Hey, mullet-head.Let us out!
1078 01:11:28 Oh, don't worry, girls.
1079 01:11:30 I've prepareda front row seat for you.
1080 01:11:49 - Waaah!- Agnes!
1081 01:11:52 Once again, I winand Gru loses.
1082 01:11:56 Enjoy the show, girls.
1083 01:12:06 - What in the heck?- Oh!
1084 01:12:08 I hope the girls are okay.
1085 01:12:09 Bratt!Brother!
1086 01:12:11 9 o'clock.No. 3 o'clock.
1087 01:12:13 He's on the left!
1088 01:12:16 Huh, no.I've seen this episode.
1089 01:12:19 He's going to bubble gumthe whole city
1090 01:12:20 and send it up into space.
1091 01:12:22 Hurry!
1092 01:12:35 This is it.This is it.
1093 01:12:37 Lights!Camera!
1094 01:12:39 LASER!
1095 01:12:51 Yeah.
1096 01:12:58 Look.I got the girls.
1097 01:13:00 You two gotake care of Bratt.
1098 01:13:02 Wait.What are you doing?
1099 01:13:09 Look, you guys.It's Lucy.
1100 01:13:11 Lucy, over here.Help! Help us!
1101 01:13:13 Mama's coming, girls.
1102 01:13:15 - Lucy!- Right here! Lucy!
1103 01:13:18 Look at that laser go.
1104 01:13:19 I love it when aplan comes together.
1105 01:13:22 Aaaah!It's Gru!
1106 01:13:26 Get ready, Bratt.
1107 01:13:28 You're about to be blastedback to the 80s.
1108 01:13:43 Ah ho!We got him!
1109 01:13:54 - Oh no.- Don't worry.
1110 01:13:55 There's more where that came from.
1111 01:13:57 It'll take more thanthat to stop me.
1112 01:14:00 Bratt pack,go get that barf bag.
1113 01:14:11 Oh, incoming!
1114 01:14:14 Ow. Ow. Ow.
1115 01:14:15 You, little...
1116 01:14:24 Quick!Jump!
1117 01:14:28 Boners!
1118 01:14:30 Did you see that, Clive?All gone.
1119 01:14:32 Bye bye, Wonder Twins.
1120 01:14:53 Whoa!Ooh la la!
1121 01:14:54 Look are all those giant bubbles!
1122 01:15:02 Help!
1123 01:15:04 Help!
1124 01:15:05 Hang on!
1125 01:15:14 Hang on, girls!I got you!
1126 01:15:17 I can't.I'm slipping!
1127 01:15:20 No!
1128 01:15:24 Gotcha.
1129 01:15:27 Thank you, Lucy.
1130 01:15:29 Let's go!We're not safe yet!
1131 01:15:34 Minions, time to dowhat we do best.
1132 01:15:36 We will cheer for our boss.We will fight for our boss.
1133 01:15:39 We'll pop the bubbles!
1134 01:15:41 - Yeah!- Yeah!
1135 01:15:42 - Villain!- Villain!
1136 01:15:44 You guys too!You guys are villains!
1137 01:16:00 Look at what we have here.
1138 01:16:02 Sorry, Gru.This is going to be a total burn.
1139 01:16:11 Oh, no. No!No, no, no, no...
1140 01:16:19 I've been a bad boy!
1141 01:16:29 Nobody messes with my brother!
1142 01:16:36 Aaaah!
1143 01:16:37 Aaaaahh!
1144 01:16:44 What?What's happening?
1145 01:16:59 Dru!
1146 01:17:02 Hold on!I'm coming!
1147 01:17:08 You've ruined everything.
1148 01:17:10 And now, it's time to die.
1149 01:17:13 Any last words, Gru?
1150 01:17:16 You know what?
1151 01:17:17 I got two words for you.
1152 01:17:21 Dance fight.
1153 01:17:23 Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong.
1154 01:17:27 I'm going to enjoy this.
1155 01:17:49 Enough!
1156 01:17:51 My turn.
1157 01:18:12 Oh oh.
1158 01:18:17 Game over!
1159 01:18:21 Is this what you're looking for?
1160 01:18:24 No!
1161 01:18:26 Ow! Ow!Ow!
1162 01:18:35 No... !
1163 01:18:41 Curse you, Gru!
1164 01:18:44 Curse you.
1165 01:18:46 Bill, over there.Robert, work your pick.
1166 01:18:48 Chuck, more bashing.
1167 01:18:54 Dru.
1168 01:18:56 Dru.
1169 01:19:04 Hey, we did it.
1170 01:19:07 Yes, we did, brother.
1171 01:19:09 - Gru!- Gru!
1172 01:19:12 Girls!
1173 01:19:27 Gru!
1174 01:19:28 Hey, Mel.Welcome back.
1175 01:19:30 Woo-hooooo!
1176 01:19:31 - Yay!- Yay!
1177 01:20:03 Love you, Mom.
1178 01:20:09 I'm a Mom.I'm a Mom!
1179 01:20:16 Fight!Ha ha!
1180 01:20:23 Ha ha ha...
1181 01:20:24 Cheater!
1182 01:20:25 - How do you like this, Cheater?- No. No.
1183 01:20:29 Boys.Time for bed.
1184 01:20:31 We're back at workin the morning.
1185 01:20:33 - I'm coming, sweetie.- Hi, Lucy.
1186 01:20:36 See you tomorrow, brother.
1187 01:20:38 Hey, I'm back on the job.So no villainy tonight.
1188 01:20:41 Huh, got it?
1189 01:20:43 I make no promises.Love you!
1190 01:20:46 Uh-huh, right.
1191 01:20:48 I love you too.
1192 01:20:50 - Awwww.- Awwww.
1193 01:20:52 Alright, every...Go. Go.
1194 01:20:54 Go to bed.
1195 01:21:00 Hey. Guys.Come on.
1196 01:21:02 Shhh.Shhhh.
1197 01:21:19 What the heck is happening?
1198 01:21:21 It's coming from outside!
1199 01:21:24 Huh!
1200 01:21:25 Hey, I thought we saidno more villainy!
1201 01:21:29 Sorry, brother.
1202 01:21:30 - Somebody's got to keepthe family tradition alive.
1203 01:21:33 Right?
1204 01:21:34 - Yeah!- Villain!
1205 01:21:36 - Yeah!- Kumbaya!
1206 01:21:44 Let's get him.
1207 01:21:46 Honey, he's my brother.
1208 01:21:48 We'll give hima 5 minute head start.
