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1 00:01:04 Say hello to Idiosa Dartellum 7,
2 00:01:07 or the ID-7 virus.
3 00:01:09 Nasty-looking little fucker, huh?
4 00:01:13 For the uninitiated,
5 00:01:14 the ID-7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise,
6 00:01:18 blocks neural paths, essentially attacking our ID
7 00:01:20 and throwing off a very important balance
8 00:01:23 in our brains...
9 00:01:25 The balance between emotions and reason
10 00:01:28 that keep us from doing stupid shit,
11 00:01:30 thinks like punching your Boss in the face when angry
12 00:01:33 or fucking your date in public when horny.
13 00:01:36 That balance is temporarily severed,
14 00:01:38 causing inhibitions to drop
15 00:01:39 and basic instincts to rise to the surface
16 00:01:42 as the infected fall victim
17 00:01:43 to what experts call emotional hijacking.
18 00:01:46 Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus
19 00:01:49 for obvious reasons.
20 00:01:59 So in a nutshell,
21 00:02:01 basic human dignity takes a sick leave.
22 00:02:04 The first reported case of the red-eye virus
23 00:02:06 occurred 18 months ago in des moines, Iowa,
24 00:02:09 and quickly spread around the world.
25 00:02:10 Since then, there have been over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks
26 00:02:13 reported globally, over half of which
27 00:02:15 are in the United States alone.
28 00:02:17 The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately
29 00:02:20 through mandated quarantines,
30 00:02:21 and the nation will be virus-free
31 00:02:23 by the end of the year
32 00:02:24 as antibodies are being aggressively tested.
33 00:02:26 They also state the virus isn't lethal,
34 00:02:28 which is technically true.
35 00:02:30 But while the virus can't kill, the infected, or redders, can.
36 00:02:37 Introducing Mr. nevil Reed,
37 00:02:39 the first redder to be officially cleared for murder.
38 00:02:53 His legal defense alleged
39 00:02:55 that those infected with the ID-7 strain
40 00:02:57 can't control their emotions
41 00:02:59 and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions.
42 00:03:01 And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed.
43 00:03:03 So nevil lost his shit,
44 00:03:05 stabbed a co-worker repeatedly in the face till dead
45 00:03:08 and walked thanks a doctor's note.
46 00:03:10 God bless the justice system.
47 00:03:21 Welcome to the home of towers & Smythe consulting,
48 00:03:24 the Corporate scumbags hired by the bigger Corporate scumbags
49 00:03:27 in the landmark nevil Reed case.
50 00:03:31 TSC is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay,
51 00:03:35 a place that ironically screens their job applicants
52 00:03:38 for honesty, loyalty, and integrity.
53 00:03:45 Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced
54 00:03:48 and ready to take on the world my first day here.
55 00:03:50 And here's me six months later...
56 00:03:53 late nights, no respect, the bad coffee,
57 00:03:55 all the shit that comes with paying your dues.
58 00:03:58 But none of it could slow me down.
59 00:03:59 I was striving for the success my family never had,
60 00:04:02 a seat at the big kids' table with all the fixings,
61 00:04:06 all while paying back those goddamn student loans.
62 00:04:13 But the higher I rose,
63 00:04:14 the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process.
64 00:04:18 And after discovering that loophole that won the Reed case,
65 00:04:20 the requisite promotion quickly followed.
66 00:04:23 But by then, it didn't matter
67 00:04:24 that I thought he was guilty as fuck.
68 00:04:26 I just wanted the corner office.
69 00:04:28 And for my sins, they gave me one.
70 00:04:33 What a dick.
71 00:04:45 Towers and Smythe.
72 00:05:10 I mean, how fucking stupid can you get?
73 00:05:13 - I'm sorry. I... - oh, you're sorry?
74 00:05:15 I don't fucking pay you to be fucking sorry, Jenny.
75 00:05:16 - Morning, hey. Morning, hey. - Not now, Derek.
76 00:05:18 Dude, you got to see this. You got to see this.
77 00:05:19 - Come over here. - What's up?
78 00:05:21 I just got this today.
79 00:05:23 Oh, man, last year's Christmas party.
80 00:05:27 That looks like you.
81 00:05:31 Yeah. That's you.
82 00:05:33 Where'd you get that?
83 00:05:35 Oh, I googled "a small-dick douche
84 00:05:37 makes assistant work hard for fake promise of a raise,"
85 00:05:39 and it was just, like, top search result, like, number one.
86 00:05:43 Listen, leave her alone or I'll sell this to your wife
87 00:05:46 for half of the half she'll get from your divorce.
88 00:05:49 It's a good talk, bro.
89 00:05:52 Thank you.
90 00:05:58 May not be much... Morning, miles.
91 00:06:00 But I'll take whatever goodwill I can pillage
92 00:06:02 to sleep better at night.
93 00:06:05 Thank god for coffee, right?
94 00:06:08 Your 9:00 A. M. Is in meeting room three.
95 00:06:10 - Where is my coffee cup? - Don't know. Also, I...
96 00:06:12 do you know who took it?
97 00:06:14 No. But I can get you another one.
98 00:06:16 I don't want another mug. I want my mug.
99 00:06:19 Yep, David from Vanda Corp.
100 00:06:22 Derek. Derek.
101 00:06:24 - What? - David, line one.
102 00:06:26 Okay. Put him on.
103 00:06:30 David, I was just about to call you.
104 00:06:32 David? Who the hell's David?
105 00:06:34 It's Lucy.
106 00:06:35 Miles, this is my sister.
107 00:06:38 I'm sorry.
108 00:06:39 It is so hard to get you on the phone.
109 00:06:41 I just wanted to see if you were coming up
110 00:06:42 for my birthday next month.
111 00:06:44 Yeah. Um...
112 00:06:45 No, actually. I'm so sorry.
113 00:06:48 I will not be able to make it to your birthday.
114 00:06:50 But I will totally make it up to you.
115 00:06:52 Well, if you're not gonna show up,
116 00:06:53 at least paint me something cool.
117 00:06:56 How do you know I started painting?
118 00:06:57 Miles said you're pretty good.
119 00:06:58 - Oh, did he? - Yeah.
120 00:07:00 You should sign up for art classes or something.
121 00:07:02 I don't have time for art classes.
122 00:07:05 Yeah. You don't have time for anything.
123 00:07:11 Yes. You are correct.
124 00:07:13 I do not have time for anything.
125 00:07:14 I don't have time for this conversation.
126 00:07:16 - But I love you very much. - Wait, Derek. I just...
127 00:07:18 - I wanted to talk to you more. - Thank you so much for calling.
128 00:07:19 I got to go. I love you. Bye.
129 00:07:31 What's my 9:00?
130 00:07:33 Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office.
131 00:07:39 - Right this way, sir. - Great. Thanks.
132 00:08:17 How can I help you?
133 00:08:18 My client wants to pay this overdue debt
134 00:08:20 to reverse the foreclosure.
135 00:08:22 We just need TSC to tell the bank to allow more time.
136 00:08:24 I'm sorry to inform you,
137 00:08:26 but our client has a strong no-refinance policy.
138 00:08:28 Then what do I tell mine?
139 00:08:30 Would you be open to discussing the possibility
140 00:08:32 of a deed in lieu?
141 00:08:36 Mm. You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
142 00:08:40 - You should see a lawyer. - I am a lawyer.
143 00:08:42 If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is.
144 00:08:45 You're one of the borrowers, aren't you?
145 00:08:48 So what's a deed in lieu?
146 00:08:50 It doesn't matter.
147 00:08:51 Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway.
148 00:08:57 Look, you're not the first borrower
149 00:08:59 to try to pull this kind of scam.
150 00:09:01 Miss, this is a non-smoking room.
151 00:09:05 So come stop me, suit.
152 00:09:15 Wait.
153 00:09:19 We just need two more months.
154 00:09:21 Families are involved here, but nobody listens,
155 00:09:23 not the banks, not the lawyers.
156 00:09:27 I can't get past their damn secretaries.
157 00:09:29 Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you.
158 00:09:32 - Then don't kick me out. - The bank is kicking you out.
159 00:09:34 - The bank is your client. - It's the firm's client.
160 00:09:37 The firm's partners call the shots.
161 00:09:41 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
162 00:09:46 My mother used to say that.
163 00:09:50 Now I understand what it means.
164 00:09:54 Is there anything else I can do to help?
165 00:09:55 You can start by telling me
166 00:09:57 the partner calling the shots on the case.
167 00:09:59 Sure. That would be...
168 00:10:08 Oh, shit.
169 00:10:10 Irene Smythe.
170 00:10:12 Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe
171 00:10:14 or whoever right now.
172 00:10:15 Sure. Let me get her on the phone.
173 00:10:23 - This way, ma'am. - Get off me!
174 00:10:26 We're not done here!
175 00:10:29 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you!
176 00:10:32 Fuckers!
177 00:10:38 You're in deep shit, too!
178 00:10:42 You're in deep shit.
179 00:10:46 Brenda wasn't feeling well,
180 00:10:47 so I had to go out to the penthouse
181 00:10:49 to cover for her for a bit.
182 00:10:50 Uh-huh.
183 00:10:52 Turns out the Boss is meeting with Kara,
184 00:10:55 and I'm pretty sure they were talking about
185 00:10:57 you fucking up a Vanda Corp case or something.
186 00:11:00 Wait, what? Are you...
187 00:11:03 I don't work Vanda Corp. That's Kara's client.
188 00:11:06 I know, right?
189 00:11:07 Oh, no.
190 00:11:32 How can I help you?
191 00:11:34 Derek Cho. Need an access code to the eighth floor.
192 00:11:36 To see whom?
193 00:11:38 Kara Powell, Director of Operations,
194 00:11:41 not effective for client matters,
195 00:11:43 but with all things related
196 00:11:44 to navigating internal company politics,
197 00:11:46 she's fuckin' Mussolini.
198 00:11:48 We call her the Siren.
199 00:11:51 She's got the Boss's ear.
200 00:11:53 And her songs are sweet poison.
201 00:11:58 Mr. Cho.
202 00:12:02 Mr. Cho.
203 00:12:06 To see... Kara Powell.
204 00:12:09 One moment, please.
205 00:12:13 Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
206 00:12:25 You expected me to create a dedicated office mobile app
207 00:12:28 with servers that run on hamster wheels.
208 00:12:29 Ray, stop talking.
209 00:12:31 If I hear another whining excuse from you,
210 00:12:34 I'll make sure you're back to building
211 00:12:35 porn-site banner ads by lunch.
212 00:12:37 Do you understand me?
213 00:12:39 Yes, fine.
214 00:12:40 So stop playing video games in your troll cave
215 00:12:43 and get the interoffice apps updated asap, okay, sweetie?
216 00:12:46 Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
217 00:12:48 Asshole.
218 00:12:50 - What I can do for you? - That's a nice mug.
219 00:12:53 Where'd you get it?
220 00:12:54 I told my assistant to get me one.
221 00:12:57 And where did she get it?
222 00:12:58 Meg!
223 00:13:00 Derek here wants to know where you got the mug.
224 00:13:03 From a kitchen downstairs.
225 00:13:05 Okay. And why did you choose that one?
226 00:13:08 Because the other ones were filthy.
227 00:13:10 And why do you think this one wasn't?
228 00:13:11 Because the maid cleaned it.
229 00:13:13 Incorrect. I cleaned this mug because this mug is mine.
230 00:13:17 And what's mine is mine.
231 00:13:19 And what's yours is yours.
232 00:13:21 You're getting to a point.
233 00:13:22 Vanda Corp is your client.
234 00:13:24 That blood's on your hands.
235 00:13:26 Oh. Oh, so now you want to share.
236 00:13:28 I can't share what isn't mine.
237 00:13:31 Vanda Corp has filed more than 100 account cases
238 00:13:33 through us in the last two years.
239 00:13:35 Well, then I hope they have a good case manager.
240 00:13:37 You mean managers.
241 00:13:39 No one can work a client that big without delegating.
242 00:13:42 And according to the annual work distribution sheet...
243 00:13:44 That hasn't been updated in years.
244 00:13:47 One of Vanda Corp's complaint cases was assigned...
245 00:13:52 to you.
246 00:13:55 File 45a.
247 00:13:59 I'm being set up.
248 00:14:06 Wow. Heads will roll.
249 00:14:09 This will cost Vanda...
250 00:14:11 give me this.
251 00:14:15 - This was planted. - I'll cut you a deal.
252 00:14:18 - Plead guilty. - Not guilty.
253 00:14:20 The Corpse was found inside your office.
254 00:14:22 You knew exactly where to find it.
255 00:14:24 Do you want to take this upstairs?
256 00:14:26 Great idea. Take your file.
257 00:14:32 Want to swipe your key card,
258 00:14:33 or should I swipe mine?
259 00:14:35 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
260 00:14:38 You don't have clearance.
261 00:14:43 My bad.
262 00:14:46 Don't you worry, little one.
263 00:14:48 Daddy will pay for abandoning you
264 00:14:49 and leaving you to die in that cold, dirty dumpster.
265 00:14:52 No, no. You died when you drowned
266 00:14:54 because mommy left you in the bathtub
267 00:14:56 while she went shopping for shoes.
268 00:14:58 But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay.
269 00:15:01 Too bad mommy outranks daddy.
270 00:15:03 Mommy's a backstabbing bitch.
271 00:15:05 That's why mommy outranks daddy.
272 00:15:10 - Brenda, what's his mood? - He's drawing.
273 00:15:11 Oh, shit.
274 00:15:14 John towers, capital "t" in TSC, king of the castle,
275 00:15:18 top of the food chain, and total fucking maniac...
276 00:15:21 you know, your typical American success story.
277 00:15:24 Did I mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts?
278 00:15:31 Tell me what you see here.
279 00:15:34 I see that those soldiers' lives are in danger, sir.
280 00:15:37 Do you think they'll make it?
281 00:15:39 No, sir. The fuse is too short.
282 00:15:40 It's too late to run.
283 00:15:42 And what do you think they should be doing instead?
284 00:15:44 May I, sir?
285 00:15:45 Hmm.
286 00:15:55 So simple and yet so effective.
287 00:15:58 Can you see it, Derek?
288 00:15:59 Can you see the solution to our problem here?
289 00:16:02 I think you mean her problem because she was the one that...
290 00:16:04 give me the file.
291 00:16:07 This is our bomb.
292 00:16:09 The fuse is already burning.
293 00:16:12 So should we run like cowards and die?
294 00:16:15 We are brave, sir.
295 00:16:17 I'm so glad you said that, because any second now,
296 00:16:20 Vanda Corp is gonna find out about this mess,
297 00:16:23 and I'm gonna need some scalps.
298 00:16:26 So, who dropped the ball?
299 00:16:29 I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest
300 00:16:31 you check the annual work distribution sheet?
301 00:16:34 Someone cooked the fucking worksheet.
302 00:16:38 Sir.
303 00:16:40 Go on.
304 00:16:42 Have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this,
305 00:16:45 it's almost always the same soldier involved?
306 00:16:50 Because down in the trenches, we have all noticed.
307 00:16:54 And we wonder if discharging this problem soldier
308 00:16:58 might be the solution to preventing this kind of mess
309 00:17:00 from ever happening again.
310 00:17:03 And who would that be?
311 00:17:05 May I?
312 00:17:22 Thank you, Derek. You can leave.
313 00:17:26 Let's discuss.
314 00:17:28 Yes, sir.
315 00:17:29 - I... - leave.
316 00:17:47 You got a sec?
317 00:17:54 Ahhh-ummmm.
318 00:18:05 Nothing like a little power meditation.
319 00:18:08 This one's new. Declan's walking already?
320 00:18:12 Wobbling, actually, like you were last Friday night.
321 00:18:16 Thanks for the ride, by the way.
322 00:18:18 Thanks for puking in my car.
323 00:18:20 That's what friends are for.
324 00:18:22 So debrief me. What happened?
325 00:18:25 Just found someone else's shit swept under my carpet.
326 00:18:28 What kind of shit?
327 00:18:30 Vanda Corp shit.
328 00:18:32 It's a seven-figure mistake. I didn't even touch the file.
329 00:18:34 Ah, don't sweat it.
330 00:18:37 Those clowns working Vanda Corp
331 00:18:38 are a bunch of a serial screw-ups.
332 00:18:41 Look, I realize you might not want to divulge...
333 00:18:44 the Siren.
334 00:18:47 All right. Let's take a beat to strategize.
335 00:18:51 Since the promotion, you could possibly
336 00:18:53 be in charge of a case that big
337 00:18:55 but not big enough to be untouchable.
338 00:18:58 That's why she chose you. You're the perfect fall guy.
339 00:19:01 So before even taking this upstairs...
340 00:19:05 you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things.
341 00:19:11 Fuck.
342 00:19:12 Say I punch a rhino in the face.
343 00:19:15 Would you call that brave or stupid?
344 00:19:18 Brave...
345 00:19:20 And stupid.
346 00:19:22 See how bravery and stupidity can overlap?
347 00:19:25 Now that you understand that, let me give her a call
348 00:19:27 and see if I can't find a way to cut you a deal.
349 00:19:30 She already offered me a deal.
350 00:19:32 I told her to suck it and that this is war.
351 00:19:36 War is over, moron.
352 00:19:37 - Come on in, Kara. - How so?
353 00:19:40 Natural selection happened. Pack your shit.
354 00:19:43 - Boxes are on the second floor. - You're fucking kidding me.
355 00:19:46 Derek, calm down.
356 00:19:48 You blew him, didn't you?
357 00:19:50 Like I need to stoop to that level.
358 00:19:53 Now... Get the fuck out of my face.
359 00:19:58 I'm taking this to the nine.
360 00:20:00 Sure. Good luck with that.
361 00:20:04 And I want my mug back.
362 00:20:08 The nine, the company's Board of Directors.
363 00:20:11 Good morning, everybody. This is the Vanda Corp file.
364 00:20:15 No one here goes up or down without their vote.
365 00:20:17 Rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic organisms,
366 00:20:20 but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet.
367 00:20:22 Now, there's a common misconception
368 00:20:24 about the death gesture during gladiatorial combat.
369 00:20:26 The actual phrase used in Roman texts
370 00:20:28 doesn't translate as thumbs down,
371 00:20:30 but rather thumbs turned.
372 00:20:32 Personally, I think we should hang,
373 00:20:33 draw and quarter the little fucker.
374 00:20:35 But, you know, that's just me. So let's vote.
375 00:20:39 That's because the Victors
376 00:20:41 finished off their opponents
377 00:20:42 with a sword thrust across the throat.
378 00:20:44 So it's unanimous. Call Lester.
379 00:20:48 Enter Lester mcgill, head of human resources.
380 00:20:51 No, not her. That guy.
381 00:20:58 He takes care of the firm's layoffs.
382 00:21:00 He's as cold as his methods are efficient, a perfect fit here.
383 00:21:05 Naturally, we call him the reaper,
384 00:21:09 and he's the last person
385 00:21:10 you want to see standing at your doorway.
386 00:21:15 Mind if I come in... Derek?
387 00:21:18 If I said no?
388 00:21:20 Thank you.
389 00:21:27 D- do you even know what happened?
390 00:21:30 I don't care what happened.
391 00:21:32 You must be good friends with Kara, then.
392 00:21:35 I hope she dies promptly.
393 00:21:39 Glad we're on the same page.
394 00:21:40 Um, the nine listen to you, and I have proof that...
395 00:21:44 - Sign here... - This was not my mist...
396 00:21:46 and here.
397 00:21:47 What the hell are you doing?
398 00:21:50 My job.
399 00:21:52 So you are on her side.
400 00:21:53 I'm on the right side. Always am.
401 00:21:57 That's why it's me firing you.
402 00:22:01 Fuck you.
403 00:22:05 Sign these documents from upstairs
404 00:22:06 so I can clear accounting to transfer your severance pay
405 00:22:09 into your account.
406 00:22:17 Do you know what this is?
407 00:22:19 This is a statement saying
408 00:22:21 that I take full responsibility over the Vanda Corp mess.
409 00:22:23 I'll have to file that under "n" for "not my problem."
410 00:22:27 I could be disbarred.
411 00:22:29 I could face legal action from the client.
412 00:22:31 I'm just the messenger, Derek.
413 00:22:33 Yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late.
414 00:22:37 Why would I sign this crap?
415 00:22:41 To get rich.
416 00:22:46 Wow.
417 00:22:48 Glad to see we're now on the same page.
418 00:22:54 Glad to see I'm not.
419 00:22:58 You want to do this the hard way?
420 00:23:00 I want to do this the right way.
421 00:23:03 I want to speak with him and the nine.
422 00:23:05 Executive decisions are not subject to appeal.
423 00:23:08 This one fucking better be
424 00:23:10 because I'm not leaving this building until I plead my case.
425 00:23:13 Understood.
426 00:23:56 This building is under quarantine.
427 00:23:57 Get back inside.
428 00:24:38 What's going on here?
429 00:24:39 You can't tell me...
430 00:24:41 - What the... - Hell is going on?
431 00:24:43 One of our pathogen sniffers
432 00:24:44 in the building's ventilation system
433 00:24:46 picked up traces of the ID-7 virus.
434 00:24:48 And who authorized you
435 00:24:50 to install a sniffer in my building anyway?
436 00:24:52 Since the outbreak in des moines,
437 00:24:53 detection devices are now legally required
438 00:24:56 in public places.
439 00:24:57 Des moines. Fuck.
440 00:24:59 According to our projections,
441 00:25:00 those infected in the building
442 00:25:02 will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already.
443 00:25:07 Our experts have already released a neutralizer
444 00:25:09 into your ventilation system.
445 00:25:11 All traces of the virus should be eliminated
446 00:25:13 in approximately eight hours.
447 00:25:15 Until then, this building is officially under quarantine.
448 00:25:18 So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours?
449 00:25:20 Try to remain calm.
450 00:25:23 So there I was getting the shit kicked out of me
451 00:25:25 on the lobby floor by this asshole.
452 00:25:27 And then... Something... Happened!
453 00:25:33 - Aah! - I don't want to remain calm!
454 00:25:35 I want this fixed.
455 00:25:40 Hey. It's me. It's me.
456 00:25:43 - You all right? - I think I just...
457 00:25:45 I think I just punched a rhino in the face.
458 00:25:46 - What? - He attacked me.
459 00:25:48 And then I-i just kicked his ass.
460 00:25:50 Whoo!
461 00:25:52 I'm going to go talk to the nine.
462 00:25:53 - No. - Yeah.
463 00:25:54 Fuck this place!
464 00:25:56 This mess is a blessing in disguise, trust me.
465 00:25:58 You don't want to end up like me.
466 00:26:00 What are you talking about? You have everything figured out!
467 00:26:02 No, Derek.
468 00:26:03 This... this... this meditation and this incense,
469 00:26:05 it's all Bullshit.
470 00:26:07 You think I like the taste of Kale?
471 00:26:09 Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside.
472 00:26:12 But they have me wrong. I have to tell them.
473 00:26:15 Do you have any idea what they're capable of?
474 00:26:17 Just... just... just hide out in your office
475 00:26:19 until the virus subsides,
476 00:26:21 then walk out those doors and don't look back.
477 00:26:23 Free as a bird.
478 00:26:26 All right?
479 00:26:27 - Okay. - Okay.
480 00:26:29 - Okay. - Now come on.
481 00:26:31 Put some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shot.
482 00:26:33 What do you say?
483 00:26:41 Motherfucker!
484 00:26:43 Until the quarantine is over, we'll need your cooperation
485 00:26:45 to keep the situation under control.
486 00:26:48 We know better than anyone else that this virus
487 00:26:51 turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots.
488 00:26:54 As you may know,
489 00:26:55 the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers,
490 00:26:58 unleashing repressed emotions in the infected,
491 00:27:00 including anger, depression, fear, lust.
492 00:27:04 Like cocaine?
493 00:27:05 An infected individual would make a coke addict
494 00:27:08 look like a model citizen by comparison.
495 00:27:10 But we still feel normal.
496 00:27:12 The virus can cause drastic mood swings
497 00:27:15 with potentially violent and severe consequences.
498 00:27:18 It would be best if stressful work-related situations
499 00:27:21 were avoided.
500 00:27:22 Yeah. I'm going to come to your house,
501 00:27:24 and I'm going to fucking kill you!
502 00:27:25 Bye, mom.
503 00:27:26 Antidepressants, stimulants,
504 00:27:29 even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect.
505 00:27:32 Meg, make more fucking coffee!
506 00:27:42 So, what happens when 287 employees
507 00:27:48 with average billing rates of $200 an hour
508 00:27:54 stop working for eight hours?
509 00:28:01 You don't know?
510 00:28:07 I lose half a million dollars!
511 00:28:10 Now, crack your whips. Everybody goes back to work.
512 00:28:13 And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately
513 00:28:16 and no severance packages.
514 00:28:18 Put the fear of me in them.
515 00:28:20 What now?
516 00:28:21 Derek Cho wants clearance to come up.
517 00:28:24 - What for? - He said he reconsidered,
518 00:28:26 but he wants to have a word with you and the nine first.
519 00:28:32 Your pass code is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head.
520 00:28:43 Fuck you!
521 00:28:47 No, no.
522 00:28:48 No, up.
523 00:28:50 Up. Up.
524 00:28:52 Let me the fuck up!
525 00:28:57 Ohh!
526 00:28:59 Colton snyder, aka the Bull, the Boss' unofficial left hook.
527 00:29:08 Nobody knows his exact job description.
528 00:29:10 But whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on...
529 00:29:13 - Take his phone. - There he is.
530 00:29:26 Hello, Derek.
531 00:29:28 Uh, look, I am so sorry
532 00:29:29 we didn't get a chance to meet again.
533 00:29:31 Uh, things came up. You know how it is.
534 00:29:34 Now, I know what you're thinking...
535 00:29:37 "nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
536 00:29:38 Maybe I can have a little fun here."
537 00:29:41 Did you really think that I didn't see that coming?
538 00:29:45 Actually, I was just gonna ask for my job back.
539 00:29:49 But I like your idea, too.
540 00:29:51 Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch.
541 00:29:55 Oh, ow. Now, that sounds like it hurt.
542 00:29:58 - Is he hurt? - Yes, sir.
543 00:30:01 Is he crying?
544 00:30:03 No, sir.
545 00:30:05 Well, why isn't he fucking crying?!
546 00:30:14 He is now, sir.
547 00:30:16 Now, I want to hear a bone break.
548 00:30:18 They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body
549 00:30:21 to break, but I'll settle for a pinkie.
550 00:30:24 I'm coming, Derek.
551 00:30:32 What's happening?
552 00:30:34 Motherfuckers!
553 00:30:44 Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there?
554 00:30:58 Ewan?
555 00:31:02 I... Smell...
556 00:31:07 Toast.
557 00:31:13 Ewan.
558 00:31:14 Ewan!
559 00:31:15 - Ewan! - Ewan?
560 00:31:17 Ewan!
561 00:31:19 You killed Ewan?
562 00:31:20 There's been an accident.
563 00:31:23 Do you have any idea how many billable hours
564 00:31:26 I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement?
565 00:31:28 I'm worried about the body right now.
566 00:31:30 - I killed him. - You didn't kill him.
567 00:31:32 The virus killed him. You're infected.
568 00:31:35 You have impunity!
569 00:31:37 We have a precedent in nevil Reed.
570 00:31:40 You can thank Derek for that.
571 00:31:41 - Motherfucker. - Thank you for that, Derek.
572 00:31:45 Lock him up with the other one
573 00:31:46 and then get back up here.
574 00:32:37 Ah!
575 00:32:44 What are you doing here?!
576 00:32:46 They fired me.
577 00:32:48 That's nice.
578 00:32:49 Justice is served for once.
579 00:32:51 What are you doing here?
580 00:32:53 Security called the cops,
581 00:32:54 but this place was quarantined before they could show up,
582 00:32:56 so they threw me in this hellhole.
583 00:32:59 I'm suing everyone and their grandmother
584 00:33:01 when I get out of here, I swear to god.
585 00:33:03 Good luck. It's ID-7!
586 00:33:06 No one's liable for anything that they do.
587 00:33:09 Just like any other day for you.
588 00:33:11 Yeah, we're not liable for what we do in here, either.
589 00:33:15 Nice, then I'll have your balls for dinner
590 00:33:16 for that shit you pulled!
591 00:33:18 Wait! Wait! Wait!
592 00:33:19 This might sound crazy,
593 00:33:21 but I think we can help each other out here.
594 00:33:22 Okay? You remember Irene Smythe,
595 00:33:24 the woman that fucking screwed you?
596 00:33:27 She's in the building's penthouse right now.
597 00:33:29 So what?
598 00:33:31 You help me get to the top, and she's all yours.
599 00:33:36 This is our shot to hold these assholes accountable
600 00:33:39 for all the fucking damage that they've done!
601 00:33:42 And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over.
602 00:33:46 Yeah?
603 00:33:48 Can I get up now?
604 00:33:50 Are you going to stop being an asshole?
605 00:33:52 That's debatable.
606 00:33:54 Ah, yes. Yes.
607 00:33:57 Oh.
608 00:34:04 Oh.
609 00:34:15 What are you looking for?
610 00:34:17 A loophole.
611 00:34:18 It's my specialty.
612 00:34:22 Yeah!
613 00:34:25 I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones.
614 00:34:29 I don't need a working phone.
615 00:34:30 Just need bit of this, a bit of that.
616 00:34:33 Build a franken-phone.
617 00:34:34 And call who? Cops can't enter the building.
618 00:34:37 I'm not calling the cops.
619 00:34:39 Uh, sir? Um, Derek Cho somehow managed
620 00:34:42 to set up a call with Vander Corp's CEO,
621 00:34:45 and they wanted you to join in.
622 00:34:49 Ahh.
623 00:34:50 In a minute.
624 00:34:53 Sorry to keep you waiting, frank.
625 00:34:55 I'm all ears!
626 00:34:56 Ah, glad you could join us, John.
627 00:34:58 Well, I've been having a nice, long chat
628 00:35:01 with one of your lawyers.
629 00:35:02 You still there, Derek?
630 00:35:03 Yes, uh, sir. I am still here.
631 00:35:06 Good. John, can you please remind me?
632 00:35:09 Why do I do business with TSC?
633 00:35:12 Well, because it's a jungle out there, frank.
634 00:35:14 And not only do you need a guide,
635 00:35:17 but you also need a lion walking right by your side.
636 00:35:19 And we are your lion and your guide.
637 00:35:23 - Are you? - Yeah.
638 00:35:24 Well, we're just a touch concerned
639 00:35:26 that you may have ulterior motives.
640 00:35:30 We would never turn against our clients, frank.
641 00:35:33 Well, that may be true,
642 00:35:35 but Derek has alerted me to a certain document
643 00:35:38 that seems to suggest otherwise.
644 00:35:41 It's a report that, uh, TSC did for Vander Corp.
645 00:35:44 It analyzes the advisability
646 00:35:46 of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
647 00:35:48 against one of frank's ex-business associates.
648 00:35:50 Do you remember this report, John?
649 00:35:53 No.
650 00:35:54 I must say, it's well-written.
651 00:35:57 I like how it weighs the slim possibility
652 00:36:01 of a positive financial outcome
653 00:36:03 against the enormous potential litigation costs.
654 00:36:08 Do you agree with this report, Derek?
655 00:36:10 Uh, no, sir. I do not.
656 00:36:13 I believe you could have won the suit.
657 00:36:15 Then why did your advisers advise me against it?
658 00:36:18 Your advisers missed the deadline to file the motion.
659 00:36:22 So you believe that TSC dropped the ball on this one?
660 00:36:25 Uh, I believe they dropped the ball, sir.
661 00:36:28 Uh, but then they also defecated on the ball
662 00:36:31 and then sodomized the ball, sir.
663 00:36:34 Hmm. Interesting.
664 00:36:37 Oh, and, John,
665 00:36:39 I just happen to have your last invoice here with me.
666 00:36:48 Oh.
667 00:36:51 That went well.
668 00:36:55 I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands,
669 00:36:58 his hands off his fucking body now!
670 00:37:07 Uh, yeah. Can I please order two pepperoni pizzas
671 00:37:09 and some, uh, hot wings?
672 00:37:11 Yeah. Why not? Throw some, uh, garlic bread in there.
673 00:37:14 Do you guys want anything?
674 00:37:37 Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work!
675 00:37:49 Yeah.
676 00:37:51 Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too?
677 00:37:57 Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other.
678 00:38:00 You're right.
679 00:38:03 We don't.
680 00:38:07 Now what?
681 00:38:18 Time to go to work.
682 00:38:42 - Fuck, yeah! - Oh, shit.
683 00:38:44 They started a countdown for the quarantine,
684 00:38:47 posted in an interoffice app.
685 00:38:48 Well, it's enough time to get the job done.
686 00:38:50 I mean, this place isn't that big.
687 00:38:51 Ah, the Boss is a fucking raging cokehead.
688 00:38:53 There's definitely gonna be more guards.
689 00:38:55 Fine. I'll bring more nails.
690 00:38:57 The only way to the top floor is with the key card
691 00:38:58 or a one-time password.
692 00:39:00 So who do we have to fuck up to get the card?
693 00:39:02 Okay. First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth floor
694 00:39:05 who's got a level-two key card.
695 00:39:07 It can take us to the seventh floor,
696 00:39:08 giving us access to the bitch
697 00:39:09 who's got a level-three key card.
698 00:39:20 Hey, extreme measures, right?
699 00:40:00 - Wednesdays. - Hey!
700 00:40:05 Him?
701 00:40:07 Yep.
702 00:40:15 Hey!
703 00:40:23 Open the fucking door!
704 00:40:24 Fuck you, motherfucker!
705 00:40:26 You open doors like my grandmother fucks!
706 00:40:29 Open the door!
707 00:40:35 Open the fucking door!
708 00:40:37 Open the door!
709 00:40:57 Shh!
710 00:41:01 Aah!
711 00:41:24 It really bothers me that women
712 00:41:26 don't get the same treatment as men in the workplace.
713 00:41:29 Aaaah!
714 00:41:30 I'm all about gender equality here.
715 00:41:34 Aaaah!
716 00:41:37 Derek!
717 00:41:43 Aah!
718 00:41:46 Aah!
719 00:42:14 - Need a hand? - I don't need your help, suit.
720 00:42:17 But I need yours.
721 00:42:18 Fuck you.
722 00:42:20 Fuck you, too.
723 00:42:26 - May we come in? - And if I said no?
724 00:42:29 You'll have to confer with my associate.
725 00:42:32 And mine, gimpy.
726 00:42:40 - What do you want? - Key card.
727 00:42:42 I'm not the only one with a level-two key card.
728 00:42:45 But you are the one that fired me, asshole!
729 00:42:49 Wrong. The firm fired you. Don't nail-gun the messenger.
730 00:42:53 Oh.
731 00:42:56 Oh, my god.
732 00:42:58 You bring up a very good point.
733 00:43:01 I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good.
734 00:43:03 We're... we're... we're totally good, man.
735 00:43:05 Um, I will take it up with the firm,
736 00:43:08 but I would love to know where I could find the firm,
737 00:43:12 because I would love to kick the firm's ass.
738 00:43:16 You can't kick a firm's ass.
739 00:43:19 That's the point.
740 00:43:21 Oh. Well, then that brings us back to you.
741 00:43:28 I was just doing my job.
742 00:43:32 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
743 00:43:34 I get what that means.
744 00:43:36 You know what will happen to me if I give you this key card?
745 00:43:39 I'm going to have to file that under "n"
746 00:43:43 for "not my fucking problem."
747 00:43:55 Fuck!
748 00:44:04 No! The saw!
749 00:44:07 Extreme measures!
750 00:44:09 Go!
751 00:44:15 Whoo!
752 00:44:26 Ow!
753 00:44:28 A little help?
754 00:44:40 - You ready? - Ah! Ah!
755 00:44:42 It's gonna hurt a lot.
756 00:44:45 You're enjoying this, aren't you?
757 00:44:47 - You're still one of them. - I thought we were a team.
758 00:44:49 For the time being.
759 00:44:51 All right. On the count of...
760 00:44:52 Aah!
761 00:44:56 Ow.
762 00:44:58 All right. Calm down.
763 00:44:59 Oh, fuck.
764 00:45:02 At least you're not that guy.
765 00:45:04 Move aside, pussies. Come on.
766 00:45:06 Wait. Wait. I have an idea.
767 00:45:17 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
768 00:45:20 You're cool! Fuck you!
769 00:45:22 Are we done here yet?
770 00:45:24 We are now.
771 00:45:27 Here, take my phone.
772 00:45:29 I need you to film something.
773 00:45:33 Film what?
774 00:45:34 Okay. Here we go.
775 00:45:36 Case file 32376, the people vs. Reed.
776 00:45:41 Now, you all know the court case,
777 00:45:43 but let's discuss Mr. nevil Reed the man, shall we?
778 00:45:47 By all accounts, Mr. Reed
779 00:45:49 was an upstanding pillar of the community,
780 00:45:52 earned two master's degrees by the age of 21.
781 00:45:56 He married his college sweetheart
782 00:45:58 and is the father of beautiful twin girls.
783 00:46:01 But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus, shit got real.
784 00:46:08 "Overwhelmed by pure ID,"
785 00:46:11 nevil Reed became prone to involuntary,
786 00:46:14 aberrant, and shocking impulses.
787 00:46:18 He commited a gruesome,
788 00:46:20 unspeakable act in broad daylight
789 00:46:23 "in a room full of witnesses."
790 00:46:27 Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here
791 00:46:33 transformed into a brutal,
792 00:46:36 bloodthirsty killing machine
793 00:46:39 at the blink of an infected eye.
794 00:46:43 So I ask you this.
795 00:46:46 Is it his fault or is it the virus's?
796 00:46:55 Let's discuss.
797 00:46:58 See you soon, fuckers.
798 00:47:06 Shit.
799 00:47:09 Kara, he's on his way up. He has got Lester's key card.
800 00:47:12 Oh, really?
801 00:47:14 That's a shame, a real shame, sir.
802 00:47:17 Just wondering, did they get it before or after
803 00:47:19 butchering Lester with an electric saw?
804 00:47:21 Just calm down and come up here!
805 00:47:24 They're guarding the private elevator.
806 00:47:26 I can't leave the office.
807 00:47:28 Then destroy the card.
808 00:47:29 It's my only leverage.
809 00:47:32 Kara, I promise you,
810 00:47:34 I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you.
811 00:47:38 But if he does, you must protect those above you.
812 00:47:42 Fuck those above me!
813 00:47:43 I'll give you the raise you always wanted.
814 00:47:45 Fuck your raise!
815 00:47:46 I'll make you partner.
816 00:47:48 Fuck your... deal.
817 00:47:52 I'll throw it out the window.
818 00:47:53 Oh, thank you.
819 00:48:06 Meg!
820 00:48:10 Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where.
821 00:48:13 And make more fucking coffee now!
822 00:48:16 Stupid bitch.
823 00:48:24 The elevator's the only way upstairs.
824 00:48:26 We can ambush her here.
825 00:48:28 Well, it's gonna be a while.
826 00:48:31 Top three bands, go.
827 00:48:33 Only three?
828 00:48:34 Only three, that's the rules.
829 00:48:36 All right.
830 00:48:38 - Motorhead. - Oh.
831 00:48:40 D. R. I. And early Anthrax.
832 00:48:44 - Oh. - Metal till I fucking puke.
833 00:48:46 All right. Okay.
834 00:48:47 That's not what I expected, but fine choices.
835 00:48:49 What did you... what did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band?
836 00:48:53 Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually a good...
837 00:48:55 other way, asshole. Go. Turn around. Yep. You got it.
838 00:48:58 You fucking dick, Joe!
839 00:48:59 What?
840 00:49:01 Dave Matthews Band is a good band.
841 00:49:03 - Oh, my god. - You ever heard them live?
842 00:49:06 I would rather chew glass.
843 00:49:09 Are you serious?
844 00:49:10 Just because they're popular
845 00:49:12 doesn't mean that they're bad at music.
846 00:49:15 I think it's actually that people think
847 00:49:16 it's more popular to dislike them,
848 00:49:18 so they're just trying to be cool.
849 00:49:19 - It's bullshit. - All right. Fine.
850 00:49:21 I'll go see them at burning man.
851 00:49:22 All right, make fun all you want,
852 00:49:24 but if we ever get out of here, I'm gonna get us tickets,
853 00:49:27 all right, to the coliseum show in July.
854 00:49:29 And I'm gonna take you there,
855 00:49:30 and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musicianship.
856 00:49:32 - You're gonna turn me on? - Turn you on, yes.
857 00:49:34 Before or after we go out to buy birkenstocks?
858 00:49:37 - Fuck off. - Do you wear them with socks?
859 00:49:39 I bet you do.
860 00:49:40 Okay. So... so... so just tell me again
861 00:49:43 why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole.
862 00:49:46 A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians
863 00:49:50 infected with the virus would be catastrophic.
864 00:49:53 For that, we need to...
865 00:49:55 excuse me. What are you doing?
866 00:49:57 Allergies.
867 00:49:59 Who are you, my fucking therapist?
868 00:50:01 Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee
869 00:50:04 in an attempt to defuse the situation.
870 00:50:07 We currently have a psychologist on-site
871 00:50:09 who could possibly talk to the infected individual.
872 00:50:15 Notify the team down in accounting.
873 00:50:18 I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head.
874 00:50:21 You're talking about murder here.
875 00:50:24 You should be offering at least 450.
876 00:50:26 Agreed.
877 00:50:45 Four hours left till the quarantine lifts.
878 00:50:47 We're running out of time.
879 00:50:49 Well, sometimes you got to say, "what the fuck?
880 00:50:53 Make your move."
881 00:50:54 - "Risky business." - Yeah.
882 00:50:57 All right. Whew.
883 00:52:22 Hello, Derek? My name's mark.
884 00:52:24 I'm a psychologist working with the CDC.
885 00:52:27 - Can you hear me? - Yes, he can hear you, mark.
886 00:52:29 I was just told that you were
887 00:52:30 under a bit of stress right now,
888 00:52:32 so I wanted to check in on you.
889 00:52:34 Can we talk? Can you tell me how you feel?
890 00:52:37 Um, how do I feel?
891 00:52:42 Um I feel like taking my clothes off.
892 00:52:47 Mm-hmm. I feel like causing
893 00:52:50 extraordinary amounts of property damage.
894 00:52:53 I feel like I want to scream. I want to fuck.
895 00:52:55 I feel like twisting limbs and breaking bones!
896 00:53:00 I feel great, mark.
897 00:53:02 That's the virus talking.
898 00:53:04 I agree, mark.
899 00:53:05 Derek isn't thinking clearly right now.
900 00:53:08 He's so consumed by his ID that he hasn't noticed
901 00:53:10 that we're just here to help him.
902 00:53:13 You should listen to her, Derek.
903 00:53:15 Why don't you sit down, take a breath, and talk it out?
904 00:53:18 Talk it out.
905 00:53:23 Hmm.
906 00:53:29 Sure.
907 00:53:31 - I'll talk it out. - Yeah.
908 00:53:33 Let's just have a conversation.
909 00:53:36 Track three.
910 00:53:42 Better not be fucking Dave Matthews Band.
911 00:53:46 Okay.
912 00:53:48 Those of you who don't want to be a part of this can leave now.
913 00:53:53 Derek, please listen to me.
914 00:53:54 But if you choose to stay,
915 00:53:56 which it seems like you guys are choosing...
916 00:53:59 - Derek, please. - You understand and agree
917 00:54:02 to the following terms and conditions.
918 00:54:04 - Derek! - One...
919 00:54:06 Derek, this is the virus talking.
920 00:54:07 You hereby waive your right...
921 00:54:08 - Derek, please. - To your own personal
922 00:54:10 bodily integrity.
923 00:54:11 - This is not you. - Two...
924 00:54:13 I'm a licensed psychologist.
925 00:54:14 Per the state vs. Nevil Reed,
926 00:54:16 my colleague and I will not be held criminally liable
927 00:54:19 for any felony or misdemeanor that you may be a victim of,
928 00:54:23 including but not limited to aggravated assault,
929 00:54:28 aggravated battery, disorderly conduct,
930 00:54:31 destruction of property, mayhem, and first-degree murder.
931 00:54:35 And, three, terms and conditions may change or be updated
932 00:54:42 whenever the fuck I want!
933 00:54:47 Consider yourselves notified.
934 00:55:25 Aah!
935 00:56:08 Hello?
936 00:56:10 Derek?
937 00:56:13 Is anyone there?
938 00:56:16 Knock, knock.
939 00:56:24 Key card, por favor.
940 00:56:28 If you want it, you'll have to negotiate.
941 00:56:31 Negotiations have ended.
942 00:56:34 Well, so will the quarantine,
943 00:56:36 and I don't know where the key card is.
944 00:56:40 - What do you want? - A truce.
945 00:56:42 Fuck your truce.
946 00:56:45 No truce, no key card.
947 00:56:51 All right.
948 00:56:55 Tell me where it is,
949 00:56:56 and I promise I'll be on my way and leave you alone.
950 00:57:02 You're a man of your word, Derek.
951 00:57:06 That's why I believe you.
952 00:57:10 And that's... that's why you never made partner.
953 00:57:14 Key card.
954 00:57:15 Key card, Derek.
955 00:57:17 Don't be stupid now.
956 00:57:23 There's a good boy.
957 00:57:24 - Meg! - Yeah, Meg!
958 00:57:34 Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off.
959 00:57:36 What card?
960 00:57:39 All I see is a useless piece of scorched plastic on the table.
961 00:57:44 Strange. Me too.
962 00:57:47 - Is that what you see, too, Meg? - Yep.
963 00:57:50 So tell me, Meg, sweetie,
964 00:57:53 why did you bring me this useless piece of plastic
965 00:57:56 instead of my key card?
966 00:57:58 Oh, that is your key card, or it used to be
967 00:58:01 before I put it inside a microwave oven.
968 00:58:04 And why would you do that, I wonder? Huh?
969 00:58:08 You're exactly like every other assistant, Meg.
970 00:58:13 You're a vapid, bottom-feeding, parasitic shithead!
971 00:58:18 You're a pair of tits with zero talent.
972 00:58:22 So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt,
973 00:58:25 what could possibly possess you to destroy my key card?
974 00:58:28 Because everyone upstairs knew you would betray them.
975 00:58:32 So they offered me a promotion
976 00:58:33 in exchange for destroying the card.
977 00:58:36 So
978 00:58:37 I guess I no longer work for you, you fucking bitch.
979 00:58:42 In fact, I don't have to listen
980 00:58:46 to your hideous, shrill voice ever again!
981 00:58:50 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!
982 00:58:53 Aah!
983 00:59:11 Now it's a party!
984 00:59:13 Oh, my god! Yes!
985 00:59:15 Hey, just wanted to say,
986 00:59:18 no more lies, no more power games...
987 00:59:24 no more bullshit,
988 00:59:27 and no more Siren song.
989 00:59:33 By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy.
990 00:59:38 She's perfect here.
991 00:59:52 Dude, that freak show had some super-good-quality shoes.
992 00:59:54 These are comfy as fuck!
993 00:59:58 - I loved this mug. - Mm.
994 01:00:07 I got it on the, uh, first day that I started here.
995 01:00:12 My sister gave it to me.
996 01:00:21 Fuck this place.
997 01:00:28 Do you still have that, um, foreclosure paperwork on you?
998 01:00:33 Uh, yeah.
999 01:00:38 Why?
1000 01:00:39 Let me take a little look at it.
1001 01:00:49 What?
1002 01:00:52 You're in luck.
1003 01:00:55 This mortgage is part of a bad batch.
1004 01:00:58 Original paperwork was filed so many times
1005 01:01:00 that it'd be tough to find.
1006 01:01:02 - Oh. - Could even be lost.
1007 01:01:06 So if I ask the bank for the original paperwork...
1008 01:01:08 You'd put them in a tough spot.
1009 01:01:13 Or a signature from upstairs could void it completely.
1010 01:01:19 Really?
1011 01:01:24 Hey, I'm sorry for not helping you earlier.
1012 01:01:31 I should've, but I didn't.
1013 01:01:36 It's okay.
1014 01:01:38 Just don't do it again, I guess.
1015 01:01:49 You rolling?
1016 01:01:52 Push back. Push back.
1017 01:01:54 All right. Stop.
1018 01:01:57 Can you see him?
1019 01:02:04 No.
1020 01:02:05 Fuck you, Derek.
1021 01:02:13 Is that your friend?
1022 01:02:15 Oh, god.
1023 01:02:18 Hey, give that to me.
1024 01:02:21 Hey. Hey, it's all right.
1025 01:02:27 He has kids.
1026 01:02:32 Ah! Oh, god.
1027 01:02:35 I'm so sorry.
1028 01:02:37 I'm sorry.
1029 01:02:39 This fucking virus, it just takes...
1030 01:02:41 just takes everything up to 11.
1031 01:02:45 I've noticed.
1032 01:02:48 Hey.
1033 01:03:56 Ahh.
1034 01:03:57 - I know, right? - Yeah.
1035 01:04:00 - I like this virus. - Yeah.
1036 01:04:02 So what now?
1037 01:04:04 Um, I think we should definitely exchange numbers,
1038 01:04:08 consider an apartment, maybe a dog.
1039 01:04:10 - That'd be nice. - No, you idiot! What now?
1040 01:04:12 Um, let's see.
1041 01:04:20 Ray sent an update to the office staff.
1042 01:04:22 Who's ray?
1043 01:04:24 He's the it guy.
1044 01:04:26 Fuckers.
1045 01:04:28 There must be another way we can get up there.
1046 01:04:31 Not without the key card.
1047 01:04:35 Unless...
1048 01:04:37 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1049 01:04:41 Unless what?
1050 01:04:42 What's he want?
1051 01:04:45 Ray can't fix the elevators,
1052 01:04:46 but I have another idea.
1053 01:04:52 Ray!
1054 01:04:53 I'm really busy right now!
1055 01:04:56 God damn it! Fuck you! Why won't you fucking work?
1056 01:04:59 - Ugh! - Ray!
1057 01:05:00 Aaah!
1058 01:05:02 Hey.
1059 01:05:04 - Hi. - Hey.
1060 01:05:07 We need your help.
1061 01:05:09 Holy shit! How'd that happen?
1062 01:05:12 Well, we asked for his help, and then he said he was busy.
1063 01:05:15 Really? Welcome to it.
1064 01:05:19 We need you to hack into someone's computer.
1065 01:05:21 And I need interpol to get off my back,
1066 01:05:23 so what else is fucking new?
1067 01:05:27 Who we talking about?
1068 01:05:29 Irene Smythe.
1069 01:05:30 Oh, fuck her.
1070 01:05:36 What? What the...
1071 01:05:40 Shh.
1072 01:05:43 It department.
1073 01:05:44 What's wrong with my computer?
1074 01:05:46 Doctor can't do much until you tell him where it hurts.
1075 01:05:48 My Internet is slower than your brain.
1076 01:05:51 Well, that's a miracle considering the budget
1077 01:05:54 that I have for installs and updates.
1078 01:05:56 Seriously, how do you expect me to keep running things
1079 01:05:58 if you have one guy in one room
1080 01:06:01 down in the fucking basement doing everything?
1081 01:06:04 Seriously, and what do I get?
1082 01:06:05 I get denial, denial, denial, denial,
1083 01:06:08 denial on all my fucking budgets, right?
1084 01:06:10 But, "oh, ray, please give me an app!"
1085 01:06:12 - "Make sure that..." - I am shocked!
1086 01:06:14 I'm shocked and appalled,
1087 01:06:16 and I'll definitely bring this up with John,
1088 01:06:17 but in the meantime, can you do your fucking job?
1089 01:06:19 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your bloomers.
1090 01:06:22 Hold on.
1091 01:06:23 - Just sent you a patch. - A patch?
1092 01:06:25 It's a file that you install
1093 01:06:28 on that thing in front of you called a computer.
1094 01:06:30 Okay.
1095 01:06:32 Look, this might get complicated for you, but don't worry.
1096 01:06:35 I'll take you through the whole process myself.
1097 01:06:37 - You ready? - Okay.
1098 01:06:39 Click on the file that's on your desktop.
1099 01:06:41 - Done. - Now click "install."
1100 01:06:48 So rude.
1101 01:06:49 You know, funny enough,
1102 01:06:53 I think the virus actually made her nicer.
1103 01:06:55 Mm.
1104 01:06:57 I could've called that file
1105 01:06:59 mean trojan destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist,
1106 01:07:02 and she still would have installed it.
1107 01:07:05 And we're in.
1108 01:07:08 Okay. So what we're looking at, th... those are her files?
1109 01:07:11 Every last one of them, even the porn.
1110 01:07:14 Seems she's got a thing for feet.
1111 01:07:16 What do you want?
1112 01:07:18 I want you to pretend that that is a peaceful village
1113 01:07:20 inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens.
1114 01:07:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the, you know, smelly,
1115 01:07:26 aggressive viking king.
1116 01:07:29 You had me at peaceful.
1117 01:07:32 What... what the...
1118 01:07:36 Ray, you ignoramus, that patch thing has erased my hard drive.
1119 01:07:40 Hey, Irene.
1120 01:07:42 I got good news, bad news, and worse news for you.
1121 01:07:45 Good news is, is we have a copy
1122 01:07:47 of your hard drive on the backup server.
1123 01:07:49 Bad news is that I have it.
1124 01:07:53 Worse news is that, if you want it,
1125 01:07:56 you got to come down and get it.
1126 01:08:02 What trade?
1127 01:08:03 The backup copy for my key card.
1128 01:08:07 That backup is worth millions to this firm.
1129 01:08:09 Are you actually listening to me?
1130 01:08:10 I'm meeting him. End of story.
1131 01:08:12 Oh, great. Should I just remove my pants now
1132 01:08:16 to make it easier for him when he comes up here to fuck me?
1133 01:08:18 I'm not going to give him my key card.
1134 01:08:21 Well, he has got leverage against you.
1135 01:08:23 The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot.
1136 01:08:31 Where's your piece, Colton?
1137 01:09:05 All right. She's clean.
1138 01:09:07 Who is she?
1139 01:09:09 She's one of the mortgage accounts that you, uh...
1140 01:09:11 I'm Melanie cross. I live at 22nd and pacific.
1141 01:09:14 Not for long.
1142 01:09:17 Ah, just...
1143 01:09:21 - key card. - Files.
1144 01:09:34 Are you, uh, looking for this?
1145 01:09:38 Okay.
1146 01:09:39 Um, just a little pro tip.
1147 01:09:41 Employees' iqs at this firm
1148 01:09:43 are inversely proportionate to their salaries,
1149 01:09:45 so it's probably not a good idea
1150 01:09:47 to try to outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck.
1151 01:09:51 Key card.
1152 01:10:01 Now give me the hard drive.
1153 01:10:03 I've done my bit.
1154 01:10:04 Not yet.
1155 01:10:07 Got to sign this first.
1156 01:10:15 Oh, oh, I could sign this,
1157 01:10:17 sure, then claim temporary insanity
1158 01:10:20 and have it dismissed.
1159 01:10:22 Sorry, sweetie, but you can always take it
1160 01:10:26 to the man upstairs with that card you've got if you like.
1161 01:10:38 Ooh!
1162 01:10:40 You fucking whore!
1163 01:10:42 - Give us a minute. - Yeah, totally.
1164 01:10:56 Ah, ah, ah!
1165 01:11:40 Bullets are for cowards.
1166 01:11:42 Oh, shit.
1167 01:11:47 Aah!
1168 01:11:54 No, no, wait!
1169 01:11:56 That card doesn't work.
1170 01:11:57 It needs an access code.
1171 01:12:10 Aah!
1172 01:12:28 I got it.
1173 01:12:29 No. No!
1174 01:12:32 No, no! No!
1175 01:12:35 I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
1176 01:12:40 Aah!
1177 01:12:43 Ah!
1178 01:13:22 I am done fucking around.
1179 01:13:25 Give us the code right now.
1180 01:13:27 I'll give you the code, but here's the new deal, boy.
1181 01:13:31 - You give me her. - What?
1182 01:13:33 She destroyed my work. That's years of my life.
1183 01:13:34 You want your revenge? Well, give me mine.
1184 01:13:36 I just want my home back, you asshole!
1185 01:13:40 The quarantine is ending soon.
1186 01:13:43 Your time is running out.
1187 01:13:45 Give me the access code!
1188 01:13:46 I'll give you a pro tip.
1189 01:13:48 You want to swim to the top?
1190 01:13:51 Drop the dead weight.
1191 01:13:53 She'll do it.
1192 01:13:57 Five!
1193 01:13:59 Four!
1194 01:14:04 Three.
1195 01:14:09 - Two! - One.
1196 01:14:12 Deal.
1197 01:14:14 Aah!
1198 01:14:16 Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit!
1199 01:14:19 You're just like all of them! You belong here!
1200 01:14:22 Aah, fuck!
1201 01:14:25 - Done? - Mm-hmm.
1202 01:14:30 Fuck you! Fuck you.
1203 01:14:32 I'll be back shortly, sweetie. Come on.
1204 01:15:06 These things only work once.
1205 01:15:08 Don't do anything stupid.
1206 01:15:51 Can you see it, Derek?
1207 01:15:54 Can you see the solution to our problem here?
1208 01:16:01 You're infected. You have impunity!
1209 01:16:04 Nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
1210 01:16:06 Maybe I can have a little fun here.
1211 01:16:11 Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch.
1212 01:16:20 Let's discuss.
1213 01:16:50 What's that?
1214 01:16:52 The terms of my surrender, partnership contract.
1215 01:17:00 You're a fucking piece of shit.
1216 01:17:03 Look, my guy killed your guy.
1217 01:17:04 You killed my guy, so we're even.
1218 01:17:06 Let's just get down to business now, huh?
1219 01:17:09 Ladies.
1220 01:17:12 Monthly profit participation,
1221 01:17:13 annual performance bonus, vehicle allowances,
1222 01:17:17 gas, maintenance, insurance, chauffeur.
1223 01:17:21 Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances,
1224 01:17:25 paid parking, country-club fees.
1225 01:17:28 I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek.
1226 01:17:33 Isn't this what you've always wanted?
1227 01:17:35 Yes.
1228 01:17:37 Then why don't I see a fucking pen in your hand?
1229 01:17:41 Do you really want to spend the next 20 years of your life
1230 01:17:44 just working your ass off for what,
1231 01:17:46 maybe half of what I just offered you?
1232 01:17:49 Sign it, Derek.
1233 01:17:52 Sign it, and I'll suck your cock.
1234 01:17:54 Sign it, and I'll help.
1235 01:17:56 - Be smart. - Be rich.
1236 01:18:12 No.
1237 01:18:45 Mine's bigger.
1238 01:18:48 Mine's always bigger.
1239 01:18:59 You fucker.
1240 01:19:01 Aah!
1241 01:19:02 Gah! Ah!
1242 01:19:08 That's your problem, Derek. No vision.
1243 01:19:12 Aah!
1244 01:19:19 Fuck you.
1245 01:19:27 Fuck! Iron!
1246 01:19:32 No, not the 9, the 5!
1247 01:19:45 Oh!
1248 01:19:54 Look at your partners.
1249 01:19:56 Look at your partners!
1250 01:19:59 You know what they're thinking right now?
1251 01:20:01 They're thinking how big their piece of the pie
1252 01:20:03 is gonna get once you stop taking yours.
1253 01:20:07 This is where we vote, right?
1254 01:20:10 Well, then let's vote. Make it quick.
1255 01:20:28 Can you do it, Derek? Can you do it?
1256 01:20:33 No, because you're too much of a pussy,
1257 01:20:35 which is why I'm up here and you are down there.
1258 01:20:38 But when this is all over,
1259 01:20:41 I will piss on your Corpse, as well.
1260 01:21:11 And so the king falls.
1261 01:21:13 With the quarantine about to lift,
1262 01:21:15 I finally got to plead my case to the nine...
1263 01:21:17 excuse me, eight... and have my own day in court.
1264 01:21:21 Surprisingly, given the fact
1265 01:21:23 that I just threw their former CEO off a balcony,
1266 01:21:26 they seemed pretty willing to listen.
1267 01:21:29 In a calm and collected manner,
1268 01:21:31 I explained to them my situation,
1269 01:21:33 my dedication to the firm,
1270 01:21:34 the abuse of company resources
1271 01:21:36 by those above my pay grade, yada yada.
1272 01:21:38 I don't need to bore you with the long-form version.
1273 01:21:40 With a sound defense and in light of the day's events,
1274 01:21:42 I pled that...
1275 01:21:44 I think I deserve my job back.
1276 01:21:47 But as they voted, it dawned on me,
1277 01:21:50 something my sister had been trying to tell me for years,
1278 01:21:53 what my new friend reminded me today.
1279 01:21:57 I didn't have a job. The job had me.
1280 01:22:01 I was just another fucking slave to the grind.
1281 01:22:04 Look, we paint our paths with the best of intentions,
1282 01:22:08 but at the end of the day,
1283 01:22:10 sometimes it takes a brushstroke of circumstance
1284 01:22:14 or a deadly virus to set us on the right path again.
1285 01:22:22 Oh, and the incident at TSC, as they're calling it,
1286 01:22:25 ended up being a watershed case to finally accelerate a vaccine
1287 01:22:28 to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7 virus,
1288 01:22:30 pending fda approval, of course.
1289 01:22:33 You're welcome.
1290 01:22:35 And for the firm itself,
1291 01:22:36 well, they did what any corporate asshole
1292 01:22:38 in a corner would do.
1293 01:22:39 They offered me towers' job.
1294 01:22:42 Finally a seat at the big kids' table.
1295 01:23:05 So I took the gig...
1296 01:23:09 Just long enough to make an executive decision
1297 01:23:12 and do some good in the world.
1298 01:23:23 I quit.
1299 01:23:25 Now, I know what you're thinking.
1300 01:23:27 We wrapped this story up in a nice little bow,
1301 01:23:29 and we pretty much just killed a bunch of people.
1302 01:23:32 I live with that.
1303 01:23:33 But they do say everything happens for a reason.
1304 01:23:37 I'm starting to believe it.
1305 01:23:39 Here's one more pro tip.
1306 01:23:40 Paint your own path to success in work, love, and life...
1307 01:23:48 Before it's too fucking late.
