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1 00:00:57 Now the story goes thatJohn Denver, he was
2 00:01:00 playin' at this little ol' place calledthe Cellar Door in Washington, D.C...
3 00:01:04 ...aroundChristmas time in 1970.
4 00:01:08 His opening act wasthis husband and wife duo,
5 00:01:11 named Bill Danoffand Taffy Nivert
6 00:01:14 and they calledthemself Fat City.
7 00:01:16 (CHUCKLES) That'skind of a funny name.
8 00:01:19 Yeah, that is kind of a funny name.Socket, uh, 5/8ths.
9 00:01:27 Now, one night, they decideto go on back to the house
10 00:01:30 and have a little jam session.
11 00:01:34 On the way,they got into an accident
12 00:01:36 and John Denver,he broke his thumb.
13 00:01:38 And when they finallygot back to the house,
14 00:01:41 and Bill and Taffy played him,
15 00:01:42 played John Denver this songthey'd been working on,
16 00:01:46 he flipped for it, man.
17 00:01:48 And they worked onthat thing till dawn.
18 00:01:50 Screwdriver.
19 00:01:52 Flat head or Phillips?Flat.
20 00:01:54 So that's why you like the song.
21 00:01:56 Well, I like the songbecause of the song.
22 00:02:00 I mean, I guess I also like it
23 00:02:02 'cause it's gota story behind it.
24 00:02:05 You know,Bill Danoff later said that
25 00:02:07 he ain't never evenbeen to West Virginia.
26 00:02:09 Well, I like the song, too,
27 00:02:11 but I don't really thinkit'll work for the pageant.
28 00:02:14 Pliers.
29 00:02:16 Regular or needle-nose?
30 00:02:17 Needle.
31 00:02:23 So you comin' to my rehearsal?
32 00:02:26 Yeah. I'm gonna pickyou up right after work.
33 00:02:29 Just so you know, I asked Mommy
34 00:02:30 if she and Moody wouldpay for your cell phone.
35 00:02:33 She said even if they did,you wouldn't take it.
36 00:02:36 Sadie bug, she's right.
37 00:02:38 The only thing
38 00:02:41 I need a cell phone foris takin' pictures of you.
39 00:02:44 Gun show!
40 00:02:52 Hey, Daddy.Nope.
41 00:03:26 All right.
42 00:03:54 What say, Cal?
43 00:03:56 Hey, hey, Jimmy. Come on in.Shut that door, would you?
44 00:04:03 Yeah.Have a seat.
45 00:04:08 Jimmy, I'm just gonna say it.I got to let you go.
46 00:04:14 Cal, I... I didn'teven do nothin', man.
47 00:04:16 I know you didn't do nothin'.
48 00:04:18 But last week, someonein H.R. saw you leaving,
49 00:04:20 walking out to your truckand they saw you was limpin'.
50 00:04:26 So?
51 00:04:28 My leg ain't got nothin' to dowith drivin' that Case out there.
52 00:04:30 I know that.
53 00:04:31 I know, but the folks over in thebig office, they feel different.
54 00:04:33 And they said you didn'tlist it on your paperwork
55 00:04:35 when you was first brought on.
56 00:04:37 No.They are callin' it
57 00:04:38 a "pre-existing condition"
58 00:04:40 and that it isa liability issue.
59 00:04:42 Okay, this big then. Whatis that, two to three feet?
60 00:04:43 This big and you let me drive mytruck around the track tonight.
61 00:04:48 Look, it's a four-wheel drive.It isn't gonna hurt you.
62 00:05:30 Almost heaven
63 00:05:33 West Virginia
64 00:05:36 Blue Ridge MountainsShenandoah River
65 00:05:49 MELLIE: Purple Lady,you know my brother, Jimmy?
66 00:05:51 Oh,Jimmy Logan, that ball player
67 00:05:54 that was gonna be a big deal?
68 00:05:56 JIMMY:(CHUCKLES) Hey, Purple Lady.
69 00:05:58 My husband, the Major,when he was still alive,
70 00:06:01 he loved LSU football.
71 00:06:04 Whenever they'd show the gameshere local, we'd watch.
72 00:06:07 Of course for me,it was all about the uniforms.
73 00:06:09 Their jerseys are the moststriking shade of purple.
74 00:06:12 Purple.
75 00:06:13 Yes. Purple and gold.Royal colors.
76 00:06:17 Yeah, I got off early,
77 00:06:18 so I figured I'd take Sadieon over to her dance thing,
78 00:06:20 so you didn't have to drive her.
79 00:06:22 Well, that's great and all,
80 00:06:24 you wanting to see yourdaughter dance and everything.
81 00:06:25 But it was yesterday.
82 00:06:28 (SIGHS) Shit.
83 00:06:29 Excuse you.
84 00:06:30 I got her there fine,by the way.
85 00:06:32 See, most people think
86 00:06:34 if you're gonna go toCharleston, then, duh,
87 00:06:36 you get on the 85 to Danville,
88 00:06:38 then the I-19to Charleston. 54 miles.
89 00:06:42 But, bein' 4:00 p.m.,
90 00:06:43 I knew not the best timeof day to be on the road.
91 00:06:46 And they're still doing
92 00:06:47 all that shoulderwork on the I-19.
93 00:06:50 Plus, then you gotthe sun right in your eyes
94 00:06:53 for that wholestretch outside of Julian.
95 00:06:56 So, yeah,I took the 85 to Danville,
96 00:06:59 but then I hopped onto the 3,
97 00:07:00 so instead of goin' up and over,
98 00:07:02 I'm goin' over and then up.
99 00:07:04 And after that it was a straightshot on the Daniel Boone Parkway
100 00:07:07 all the way to Marmet.
101 00:07:08 Well, sure soundslike you love to drive.
102 00:07:11 It was just a rehearsal,not like the real pageant,
103 00:07:13 but Bobbie Jo is not happy.
104 00:07:15 Now, why didn't you call me'?
105 00:07:17 I tried, but your cell phoneseems to have been turned off.
106 00:07:20 You should pay your bills.Everyone needs a cell phone.
107 00:07:22 But I don't like 'em.
108 00:07:24 You one of them Unabomber types?
109 00:07:26 Yeah. lam one ofthem Unabomber types.
110 00:07:29 See, I don't like peopletellin' me what to do,
111 00:07:31 like, "Answer the phone."
112 00:07:44 Hey.Oh, this is gonna be good.
113 00:07:47 Look, I'm sorry, okay?I'm sorry, I thought...
114 00:07:50 (STUTTERS)I knew it was 4:00,
115 00:07:52 I just thoughtit was 4:00 today.
116 00:07:54 That's the first timeyou've used that excuse!
117 00:07:56 Look, I said I was sorry,all right?
118 00:07:58 Mellie said y'all figured itout just fine anyway.
119 00:08:00 She also tell youthat she got pulled over
120 00:08:02 goin' 30 milesover the speed limit
121 00:08:04 with my daughter in the car?
122 00:08:06 It's our daughter.
123 00:08:07 Sadie said her Aunt Mellie"worked her Mellie magic"
124 00:08:10 and talked the copsinto not givin' her a ticket!
125 00:08:12 So that's a real goodcharacter-building experience
126 00:08:15 for our daughter to witness.
127 00:08:16 Yeah.Don't laugh at me!
128 00:08:17 Yeah, whatever, forget it. What'sup with the sale sign out there?
129 00:08:21 You didn't tell me you andMoody was buyin' a new house.
130 00:08:23 SADIE: Daddy!Hey!
131 00:08:25 (JIMMY GROWLS)SADIE: Ah!
132 00:08:27 What you doing?Nothing.
133 00:08:29 Ow! Ow. Man!
134 00:08:30 (SADIE CHUCKLES)
135 00:08:31 Hey, me and, uh, your mommawere just talkin' about
136 00:08:33 maybe me and you goin' to getsome ice cream.
137 00:08:35 I'm not allowedice cream anymore.
138 00:08:38 Says who?
139 00:08:39 Mommy. She says it'sgot too many calories
140 00:08:42 and that nobodyloves a fat girl.
141 00:08:44 You ain't... I... I thinkthat's a little bit harsh.
142 00:08:48 (BOYS SHOUTING OBNOXIOUSLY)This is some of that
143 00:08:49 co-parenting stuff that youand I need to talk about.
144 00:08:52 That Doctor Phil stuff.
145 00:08:54 Hey, Jimmy!
146 00:08:55 Hey, Moody.
147 00:08:56 Yeah, what's goin' on, sweetie?Wow. Thank you.
148 00:08:59 Hey, hey! Hey, you two don't settledown, we ain't gonna get no mall.
149 00:09:03 Daddy, will you come with?
150 00:09:05 MOODY: We're takin' Sadieand the boys to see that...
151 00:09:07 That new, uh, FuriousFast movie at the mall.
152 00:09:08 You want in?
153 00:09:09 (INHALES) Uh...
154 00:09:11 That's a little... That's a littleintense for the kids, ain't it?
155 00:09:14 They love it.Keeps 'em quiet.
156 00:09:16 They sit there starin' at the screenthe whole time, scared shitless.
157 00:09:19 You want to come?SADIE: Please?
158 00:09:21 (STAMMERS) I got to get goingto work. You know?
159 00:09:24 I ain't got timefor a whole movie.
160 00:09:27 But you go and have fun.Give me a hug.
161 00:09:29 (GRUNTING) Not on my back.
162 00:09:31 But we're gonnaget some ice cream.
163 00:09:32 Promise?Okay.
164 00:09:34 But it's got to be yogurt, 'causeI got the pageant comin' up.
165 00:09:37 (GASPS) Oh, I finally know whatsong I'm gonna sing for talent.
166 00:09:39 What song?Umbrella by Rihanna.
167 00:09:42 LEVI: When Rihannasings Umbrella,
168 00:09:43 she's not reallysinging about a rain umbrella,
169 00:09:46 she's really singing abouther vagina. It's code.
170 00:09:49 Who told you that?
171 00:09:50 LEVI: Everybody.
172 00:09:52 Come on, let's go! Everyone inthe Expedition. SADIE: Whoo!
173 00:09:54 Hey, kiss yourmother when you leave.
174 00:09:56 BOBBIE JO: Kiss.Kiss. Aw. Thank you.
175 00:09:57 See you, sweetie.Bye.
176 00:09:59 Hey.Yep?
177 00:10:02 I wasn't done talkin' to you yet.(CHUCKLES) Okay.
178 00:10:05 What am I in trouble for now?
179 00:10:06 We need to talkabout some legal stuff.
180 00:10:08 Hey, uh, Jimmy, uh, your car.
181 00:10:10 BOBBIE JO: Moody,can ya give us a minute?
182 00:10:12 MOODY: Okay.
183 00:10:13 Legal stuff?
184 00:10:15 You was askin' about the "For Sale" sign?Yeah.
185 00:10:18 Moody's expanding-
186 00:10:20 His family's openin' up a newdealership down in Lynchburg.
187 00:10:23 That's across state line.
188 00:10:25 Hell, no,you can't just tell me that,
189 00:10:27 like I ain't got nosay in the matter.
190 00:10:28 You'll still get your days!Just we'll be in Lynchburg.
191 00:10:32 You can drive across thestate line to pick her up.
192 00:10:34 I have full custody.
193 00:10:36 It's not happenin'.I'm getting a lawyer.
194 00:10:38 BOBBIE JO:With what money?
195 00:10:40 (COUNTRY MUSICPLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
196 00:10:40 (COUNTRY MUSICPLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
197 00:10:46 What do you say there, Earl?Hey, Jimmy.
198 00:10:51 CLYDE: So...
199 00:10:54 I've been uncoverin' a lot.(SOFTLY) Oh, shit.
200 00:10:56 Did you knowAunt Maggie, in 1983,
201 00:10:59 won the Lotto,but washed the ticket...
202 00:11:01 It's folk talesand backwood gossip.
203 00:11:04 Well, you got toadmit this kind of stuff
204 00:11:06 don't happen to normal folk.
205 00:11:07 Not tonight, Clyde.
206 00:11:08 Well, there's a pattern.Just... (SIGHS)
207 00:11:09 Pappaw's diamond, UncleStickley's electrocution.
208 00:11:13 Mommy gets sickafter Daddy's settlement.
209 00:11:16 The roof collapse.Come on, Clyde.
210 00:11:17 You blow your knee out
211 00:11:19 and a roadside mine takes my arm
212 00:11:21 as I was transpo-in' out.I was almost at the airport.
213 00:11:25 What about Mellie, then?
214 00:11:27 Ain't nothin' badever happened to Mellie.
215 00:11:31 Hmm?
216 00:11:33 What?
217 00:11:36 You just gave it a mouth.
218 00:11:40 You need to take it back.
219 00:11:41 I don't evenknow what I'm tak...
220 00:11:44 I'm gonna go tomy satellite office
221 00:11:46 and then we'regonna talk about this.
222 00:11:48 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
223 00:11:56 (DOOR OPENS)
224 00:11:57 MAX: See,the dirty big secret is
225 00:11:59 that I amthe asset in this scenario,
226 00:12:01 it's not Dayton White. Right?
227 00:12:03 And the simple fact is I'dbe driving that car myself,
228 00:12:06 if my day job wasn't runninga billion dollar company.
229 00:12:09 You know? And by the way, it was myunderstanding that this is America, people.
230 00:12:13 So them trying to muzzle the companythat I created, in America,
231 00:12:17 is a violationof my free speech.
232 00:12:19 And plus, plus,two of those kids
233 00:12:21 only had onekidney to begin with.
234 00:12:23 So, why isn'tanybody writin' about that?
235 00:12:24 Right. It's total B.S.
236 00:12:27 CLYDE: What do you like?
237 00:12:28 (CHUCKLES) Aw.
238 00:12:29 I just thought ofa great song title,
239 00:12:31 The Kindness ofa One-Armed Bartender.
240 00:12:34 Oi, go on!(ALL LAUGHING)
241 00:12:37 Uh... Now, you see,I got two arms.
242 00:12:41 See? I'm a trans-radial amputee,
243 00:12:43 so it's my lower forearmand hand that's missing.
244 00:12:46 My mistake.I'm very lucky.
245 00:12:49 I guess I'll settlefor a Stoli, extra dry,
246 00:12:51 two olives.Can you handle that?
247 00:12:53 Uh, yeah.Up or on the rocks?
248 00:12:55 Up.
249 00:13:38 Well, it's pretty good.Could be colder.
250 00:13:42 Ice shortage around here, 'causeof the water contamination plant
251 00:13:46 from the chemical leak upstream.
252 00:13:53 Hey, do you mind doin'that drink thing again?
253 00:13:56 I want to shoot a post.
254 00:13:58 I got 1.2 million followers.This could make you famous.
255 00:14:02 How about he bounce a damnball on his nose for you next,
256 00:14:05 like a trained seal?
257 00:14:07 Sorry.You got a problem?
258 00:14:10 Yeah, I got a problem.
259 00:14:11 I take exception to peoplemessing with my brother.
260 00:14:15 That's two toursin Iraq right there.
261 00:14:17 He stepped forward whenothers were steppin' back.
262 00:14:19 So you need toshow a little respect.
263 00:14:22 (MAX SNORTS)
264 00:14:24 Thank you for your service.And cheers.
265 00:14:31 So, brothers, eh?
266 00:14:34 You know, it's funny. With yourbad leg and his missin' an arm,
267 00:14:37 excuse me, hand...(CHUCKLES)
268 00:14:39 it's like the twoof you almost add up
269 00:14:41 to one normal person.(LAUGHING)
270 00:14:48 Oh, man, I know who you are.
271 00:14:50 You're that... You're that guyon the TV with the drink.
272 00:14:54 I mean, you're famous!
273 00:14:56 Right on both.
274 00:14:57 I'm that guy on the TV with thedrink and, yes, I'm famous.
275 00:15:00 Very, very famous.
276 00:15:01 Hey,can I get a photo with you?
277 00:15:02 Sure.Yeah?
278 00:15:04 Sure. You know, the guys atthe garage won't believe me.
279 00:15:06 Make it quickHold on. Come on.
280 00:15:10 Oh, that's nice.There we go. All right.
281 00:15:14 (ALL GRUNTING)Hey, what the...
282 00:15:18 (FIGHTING CONTINUES)
283 00:15:24 Hi, Earl. You got a light?EARL: Well...
284 00:15:28 Always. Here.
285 00:15:31 Ah, thank you.
286 00:15:35 (CLYDE GRUNTS)
287 00:15:40 (GLASS SHATTERING)
288 00:15:43 MAX: Stay down! Stay down!(CAR ALARM BEEPING)
289 00:15:45 MAN 1: Leo! Leo!MAN 2: It's on fire.
290 00:15:49 (ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
291 00:15:55 That is massively stupid!That's an $85,000 vehicle!
292 00:15:59 CLYDE: Well,he was assaulted.
293 00:16:01 He tried to assault me!
294 00:16:06 Well, don't just stand there gawping.Get your phones out!
295 00:16:08 Right, Max, all right, the phone.Film this! Document!
296 00:16:16 Hey!Aw.
297 00:16:18 MAX: Christ!
298 00:16:20 (ALARM STOPS)
299 00:16:23 (PANTING)
300 00:16:24 (PANTING)
301 00:16:25 Cauliflower.
302 00:16:28 Yeah, this is Max.Get Mike on the phone.
303 00:16:30 CLYDE: What didhe just say?
304 00:16:34 You can't just walk away!This is a crime scene!
305 00:16:36 Did you just say"cauliflower" to me?
306 00:17:20 CLYDE: Unless I'm mistaken
307 00:17:24 yesterday,as you were leavin' the bar,
308 00:17:25 you saidthe word "cauliflower."
309 00:17:28 (SMACKS LIPS)That's right. I did.
310 00:17:32 The last time yousaid that word to me,
311 00:17:35 I ended up gettin'sent down for six months.
312 00:17:38 It was juvie.
313 00:17:39 I was 13.
314 00:17:40 And you were supposed to bethe lookout, now, weren't you?
315 00:17:43 Bein' that I wasyour kid brother,
316 00:17:45 I let you lead me into trouble
317 00:17:47 with all your crazy"cauliflower" plans.
318 00:17:49 My life of crime is over.
319 00:17:53 But you did makebreakfast this morning.
320 00:17:56 Even burnedthe bacon like I like
321 00:17:58 and you hate.
322 00:18:00 I also saw you have somesort of robbery "to do" list.
323 00:18:04 Now, I know this attempt to beorganized is a big step for you.
324 00:18:08 So go.
325 00:18:15 Charlotte Motor Speedway.
326 00:18:19 The Speedway?
327 00:18:26 It's one of the busiestsports venues in the country.
328 00:18:29 Just last year,they had over 300 events.
329 00:18:31 It's the official homeof NASCAR, of course.
330 00:18:34 That's all run onthat main track.
331 00:18:36 But that place right thereain't just about racing.
332 00:18:38 This place is like a city.
333 00:18:40 A few years ago, they builtcondos for people who wanted
334 00:18:43 to live above the track all year long.They sold out in less than 24 hours.
335 00:18:47 They even got their ownpolice force and jail
336 00:18:49 for people carryin' onand getting out of hand.
337 00:18:53 CLYDE: Do you hear the wordscomin' out your mouth?
338 00:18:55 "They have theirown police force."
339 00:18:57 I'm midwaythrough my presentation,
340 00:19:01 so you can just not interruptme and let me get it out.
341 00:19:05 How many times have I listened to thatLogan Family Curse thing of yours?
342 00:19:11 Thank you.
343 00:19:13 Now, as you very well know,
344 00:19:17 the Speedway has got a bigproblem on its hands right now.
345 00:19:20 A 40-year-old pipe burst and sincethe whole thing's built on landfill,
346 00:19:24 it's turnin' to mush,which causin'
347 00:19:25 all these sinkholes.Sinkholes.
348 00:19:27 That's right.The sinkholes in the infield.
349 00:19:30 Now, they want to fix this thingup right, so what did they do?
350 00:19:33 What'd they do,they called a bunch of us
351 00:19:35 who used to workdown in them mines.
352 00:19:37 'Cause we know the work.
353 00:19:43 And you do good work.
354 00:19:45 We do good work.But you were just fired.
355 00:19:49 I was let go for liabilityreasons involvin' insurance.
356 00:19:53 Can you just get to the part ofwhy you think you can do this?
357 00:19:55 (SIGHS DEEPLY)
358 00:19:59 I know how they move the money.
359 00:20:03 (LANDSLIDE, ROCKS CLATTERING)
360 00:20:06 (BOTH GRUNTING)
361 00:20:14 MAN 1: Who's got the code?They can't get in!
362 00:20:17 It's Christmas, 1225.That's the override.
363 00:20:19 Hurry. (GRUNTING)
364 00:20:22 I got movement!I got leg! I got leg!
365 00:20:24 MAN 2: Give him some air!
366 00:20:25 MAN 3: Easy, easy, easy, easy.
367 00:20:26 EMT: All right. Come on.
368 00:20:33 Hey, Bobo, whatthe hell is all this stuff?
369 00:20:36 BOBO: Well, that's PTT.
370 00:20:40 What them, they gas lines?
371 00:20:42 Pneumatic Tube Transport.
372 00:20:44 Each concession has its own rig.
373 00:20:46 When a registerstarts to fill up,
374 00:20:48 they can do a moneydump through the PTT.
375 00:20:51 Easy to do, and it don'tinterfere with the beer selling.
376 00:20:55 Plus, heck of a lot more secure thantryin' to pick up cash during a race.
377 00:20:59 So all them pipes they, what,they just run right into the...
378 00:21:01 BOBO: To the main vault.
379 00:21:03 The whole thing islike a cash highway.
380 00:21:06 I even knowthe when to do it.
381 00:21:08 June 4th, the GroceryCastle Auto Show.
382 00:21:10 It's graduation weekend. It'll bethe smallest turnout of the summer.
383 00:21:13 And gonna be barebones staff and security.
384 00:21:16 A real bank vault?
385 00:21:19 Yeah, it's a tough one, too.I looked it up on the Google.
386 00:21:28 CLYDE: The only guythat knows anything
387 00:21:31 about blowin' upreal bank vaults
388 00:21:33 is Joe Bang.
389 00:21:35 Joe Bang, that's a legendright there. You know where he is.
390 00:21:39 CLYDE: No, I know where he is.
391 00:21:42 We can't do it without him.
392 00:21:44 (CHAIR SCRAPING)
393 00:21:50 This is a surprise.
394 00:21:53 What you saythere, Joe Bang?
395 00:21:54 Ain't seen you in a while.How goes it?
396 00:21:58 Well, I'm sittin' on this sideof the table wearin' a onesie.
397 00:22:02 How do you think it's goin'?
398 00:22:07 Well, you look good.
399 00:22:10 Real good. Fit.
400 00:22:16 You two got any quarters?
401 00:22:23 I got a quarter.
402 00:22:24 It gotta be... Does it haveto be quarters? JOE: Yeah.
403 00:22:27 Come on, now.CLYDE: I found one.
404 00:22:29 Yeah, why don't you go overto the machine on the left,
405 00:22:32 you punch J-7, bring it back.
406 00:22:34 Go on, now. (SNIFFS)
407 00:22:38 (JOE SIGHS)
408 00:22:49 Doctors. They sayI have high blood pressure.
409 00:22:54 So I get this lowsodium salt, special.
410 00:22:58 Fake salt.
411 00:23:02 Can you believe that?
412 00:23:04 Someone thought to do that.They make fake salt.
413 00:23:12 (SNIFFS)
414 00:23:13 So you wanna talk business?
415 00:23:16 Well, we got a job for you.
416 00:23:18 (SOFTLY) A vault.
417 00:23:22 (SIGHS) Lookaround you, my friends.
418 00:23:25 My bank-blowin' days are over.
419 00:23:29 Besides...
420 00:23:30 I got a little nest egg,waitin' for me when I get out.
421 00:23:36 You're stashing $97,000?
422 00:23:39 Buried under the oak tree with thered swing, out at your place.
423 00:23:46 Maybe.
424 00:23:48 Ah, it seems your brother Fishtold his wife about your stash.
425 00:23:55 Fish told Misty?
426 00:23:57 Yep. Next day,Misty dug the whole thing up
427 00:24:01 and ran off with sometruck driver from Florida.
428 00:24:08 What part of Florida?
429 00:24:11 Clearwater.
430 00:24:14 CLYDE:It's a Carven Hill vault,
431 00:24:16 just like the one youblew up in Parkersburg.
432 00:24:18 Steel-encased concrete?
433 00:24:20 Yeah.Wall is 20-inch thick.
434 00:24:22 Alarms?
435 00:24:24 You sneeze within 10 feetof a Carven Hill vault,
436 00:24:29 its seismic sensors will have youwearing one of these onesies
437 00:24:32 before you knew what happened.
438 00:24:35 Well, there's construction goin'on around there right now,
439 00:24:37 so them seismicsensors are turned off.
440 00:24:40 (JOE SIGHS)
441 00:24:42 So we just needyou to blow her open.
442 00:24:45 Yeah, I got fivemonths to go in here.
443 00:24:49 I should probably lay lowa bit before doin' a job.
444 00:24:53 This has tohappen in five weeks.
445 00:24:58 I am in-car-cer-ra-ted.
446 00:25:05 Yeah, we got a planto get you out.
447 00:25:19 As in, break me out?
448 00:25:22 (WHISPERS) Yep.
449 00:25:26 (STAMMERS) Inthe middle of the night?
450 00:25:29 No.Afternoon. It's a day job.
451 00:25:36 You're gonna get meout of here in broad daylight,
452 00:25:40 do the job, and then get me backin here before anyone notices?
453 00:25:47 Yep.
454 00:25:51 (SMACKS TONGUE)
455 00:25:52 You Logans must be assimple-minded as people say.
456 00:25:58 BOTH: People say that?(CHUCKLES)
457 00:26:02 Who?
458 00:26:04 So.
459 00:26:06 What's the take?
460 00:26:08 It's bigger than youcan bury under an oak tree.
461 00:26:10 The split?CLYDE: Even split.
462 00:26:12 No. No way. (SNIFFS)
463 00:26:15 Well, why not?
464 00:26:18 I got a brother.I got two. (INHALES)
465 00:26:20 I'd need them involvedto protect my interest.
466 00:26:43 Sadie, why don't you take these overto your momma and I'll bring the rest.
467 00:26:46 MOODY: When are you gonna givethat piece of junk up, huh?
468 00:26:49 Come on, I keep telling you tocome on down to the dealership
469 00:26:51 and I'll hook you up.You know we're family.
470 00:26:54 We're not family.
471 00:26:56 You mean I can't interest youin the latest V-6 offering
472 00:26:59 of the American classic Mustang?
473 00:27:02 3.7 liters of pure power.
474 00:27:05 Come on.
475 00:27:06 You can't tell meyou wouldn't love
476 00:27:08 to get behindthe wheel of this baby.
477 00:27:09 Come on, jump on in.Take it fora spin.
478 00:27:11 I don't needanything that fancy.
479 00:27:14 Well, you know, thisNova ended up costin' Chevy a ton
480 00:27:17 'cause it totallybit the dust in Mexico.
481 00:27:20 You know, in Mexican,"Nova" translates to "No Go",
482 00:27:24 so they couldn'tget anyone to buy it.
483 00:27:26 'Cause they all thought thecar would, you know, "No Go."
484 00:27:30 You're an idiot.No, it's true.
485 00:27:31 Not true.
486 00:27:33 Look it up.
487 00:27:36 Lam kind of surprised youwent for the V-6 automatic.
488 00:27:39 The V-8's just so much faster and youcan really feel the road under you.
489 00:27:43 'Course, I keep forgettin'you can't drive stick.
490 00:27:45 No, I know how to drive stick.
491 00:27:47 I don't think you do.
492 00:27:48 All the cars you always bringin'home from the lot are auto.
493 00:27:51 I love stick!
494 00:27:52 I'm a big fan of stick!(LAUGHS)
495 00:28:24 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
496 00:28:28 Sadie! Come on! Come on!Yeah! Yeah! Go!
497 00:28:34 Come on, come on, come on!
498 00:28:39 Come on, girl, let's go!
499 00:28:41 Go, Sadie!
500 00:28:44 You got a ribbon, baby.Come here. What's it say?
501 00:28:47 It's not first place.It only matters if you win.
502 00:28:50 What?That ain't true at all.
503 00:28:53 That boy's damnnear 14-years-old.
504 00:28:55 Come on. Give me a smile. Ah.
505 00:28:58 Go show your momma.
506 00:29:02 MOODY: Way to go, baby doll.
507 00:29:04 Come to Momma.SADIE: Thanks.
508 00:29:06 Aw... Mmm-hmm.MOODY: Hey, you did good.
509 00:29:07 BOBBIE JO: Let me see. Ah...
510 00:29:08 BOBBIE JO: Let me see. Ah...
511 00:29:09 Well, I found 'em.
512 00:29:12 Where?
513 00:29:15 You should see.
514 00:29:16 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
515 00:29:27 They'll know whatwe want them to know.
516 00:29:34 ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it forthe Bang brothers, folks!
517 00:29:42 Argh! Damn.CLYDE: You all got a sec?
518 00:29:44 Whoa, whoa, I'm winnin'.
519 00:29:47 Okay? Not stoppin'. Don't youput the Logan hex on me.
520 00:29:51 Yeah, we been outto see your brother.
521 00:29:53 He tell you we were lookin'to talk to you all?
522 00:29:56 Joe said you need for himto blow open the vault.
523 00:30:02 Something like that.FISH: Mmm-hmm.
524 00:30:06 Joe said you know computers.
525 00:30:08 Yeah, I went to, uh,
526 00:30:11 technical college.
527 00:30:13 Well, this here's a littlemore involved than that.
528 00:30:16 We need like a computer whiz.
529 00:30:17 Like one of them Facebook boys.
530 00:30:19 I know everything there is toknow about computers. Okay?
531 00:30:21 Do you?
532 00:30:23 All the Twitters, I know 'em.
533 00:30:24 But me and Sam just ain'tsure we can help y'all.
534 00:30:27 You can't help us?Yeah.
535 00:30:29 We're living with the Lord now.
536 00:30:33 Which means onthe light side of the raw.
537 00:30:38 If you two ain't into this, then why thehell did Joe tell us to come out here then?
538 00:30:42 Gotta have a good reason to break the law.Do somethin' like robbin'.
539 00:30:46 FISH: Mmm.Yeah, we need a moral reason.
540 00:30:51 We'd be robbin'the Grocery Castle Auto.
541 00:30:53 You can't tell me you ain'tshoplifted from the Grocery Castle.
542 00:30:55 Oh, yeah. We used to shopliftfrom them all the time,
543 00:30:59 but that was before.
544 00:31:01 Well, our sister Mellie,
545 00:31:04 she used to work up at theGrocery Castle outside Manila.
546 00:31:08 And they promoted herto checker after a month.
547 00:31:12 Then, the assistant manager
548 00:31:15 started getting handsy.Handsy.
549 00:31:17 Oh.So you can imagine
550 00:31:18 our family don't have no lovefor the Grocery Castle.
551 00:31:22 I can understand the feelings.
552 00:31:24 Yeah, this being their big eventand all, there at the auto show,
553 00:31:28 we don't feel too bad about it.
554 00:31:29 Nope.
555 00:31:31 Come here.
556 00:31:34 What you think?Yeah.
557 00:31:35 Okay.
558 00:31:39 Sounds good enough for us.
559 00:31:41 'Cause ofthe whole morality thing.
560 00:32:00 I need you two to go visitthe bear in the woods.
561 00:32:05 Tell him you'rethere to collect the bag
562 00:32:08 he's been keeping for me.
563 00:32:35 Cauliflower.
564 00:32:53 JUDGE: Vehicular mischief.
565 00:32:55 Reckless endangerment,destruction of private property.
566 00:32:59 I'd take yourlicense away, Clyde,
567 00:33:00 but it wassuspended two years ago.
568 00:33:03 And despite your claim that this wasan accident, that your foot slipped,
569 00:33:06 these are serious charges.
570 00:33:11 Your previous run-inswith the law were back
571 00:33:13 when you wereclassified as a juvenile
572 00:33:15 and, of course, in determiningyour sentencing...
573 00:33:19 I'm taking intoaccount your service
574 00:33:21 and the great sacrificeyou've made for our country.
575 00:33:25 I sentence you to 90 days.
576 00:34:23 You sure thesemeasurements is right?
577 00:34:26 Mellie gave 'em to me.And Mellie knows her trucks.
578 00:34:33 BOBBIE JO: Sadie's to-do list.Make sure you get it all done.
579 00:34:36 All right.
580 00:34:37 Come on.
581 00:34:38 SADIE: Hoo-ah! (GIGGLES)Careful!
582 00:34:46 "Tanning salon"?SADIE: Uh-huh.
583 00:34:48 Yeah,well, we'll see about that.
584 00:34:51 Now, it has to be dependable.
585 00:34:53 I can't have nochance of it breaking down.
586 00:34:55 EARL: You want a camper coverin' thebed of the truck? Or just empty?
587 00:34:58 Yeah, a cover's a good idea.
588 00:34:59 'Cause them camperscan get kinda creepy.
589 00:35:01 I think them cops more likely to givethem camper trucks a second look.
590 00:35:06 All right, Sadie-bug,get them goggles down.
591 00:35:08 I don't want to get none of this inyour peepers. You sure about this?
592 00:35:11 SADIE: I'm ready.
593 00:35:13 All right. Close your eyes.
594 00:35:16 (INHALES DEEPLY)
595 00:35:26 You littered all over my car,with your shoes.
596 00:35:28 SADIE: Well, I'm sorry.
597 00:35:32 Ah! Wait, get your hand off.Ah.
598 00:35:37 Hi. Hi! Aw...
599 00:35:40 You excited?Yes.
600 00:35:42 (GASPS) Extensions!
601 00:35:44 I got real long this time.Yeah!
602 00:35:47 I thought you weregoin' as Rihanna.
603 00:35:49 Daddy,it's not Halloween.
604 00:35:51 I'm not goin' as Rihanna.
605 00:35:53 I'm singing a songof hers for my talent.
606 00:35:55 I still got two other categories tocompete in, Denim Wear and Glitz.
607 00:35:59 For Glitz, I need this hair.
608 00:36:02 All right.
609 00:36:06 Mmm.
610 00:36:13 That looks like it hurt.
611 00:36:15 What?
612 00:36:18 It did.
613 00:36:20 It's healing up nowpretty good, though.
614 00:36:24 Looks like you coulda useda couple of stitches.
615 00:36:27 Mmm-hmm.
616 00:36:28 A little late for that, I guess.Mmm.
617 00:36:32 Well, when was the last timeyou had a tetanus shot?
618 00:36:39 Um... Never?
619 00:36:41 (CHUCKLES)
620 00:36:43 That the wrong answer?
621 00:36:45 There are no wrong answers when you'retalkin' to a healthcare professional.
622 00:36:49 Would you like one?
623 00:36:51 What is all this,like a charity or something?
624 00:36:54 Jimmy Logan,you know as well as I do
625 00:36:56 folks around here don'tlike the word charity.
626 00:36:58 We West Virginiansare a proud folk.
627 00:37:01 We have a couple of grants, but
628 00:37:05 mostly get by onprivate donations.
629 00:37:07 People happy we do our work.
630 00:37:09 Driving from town to town,trying to help
631 00:37:12 locals who can'tmake it to the doctor.
632 00:37:15 What happenedto three-two-one?
633 00:37:20 So you know me?We met before?
634 00:37:23 I went to Valley View.A couple years behind you.
635 00:37:27 Hmm.
636 00:37:30 SYLVIA: Back then you were all
637 00:37:32 Jimmy Logan, quarterback,Homecoming King.
638 00:37:36 Only had eyes for BobbieJo Campbell, if I recall.
639 00:37:39 (GRUNTS SOFTLY)Hold that there.
640 00:37:41 (EXHALES)
641 00:37:46 I think you'll like this one.
642 00:37:49 There we go. I got that.
643 00:37:54 So, Sylvia?
644 00:37:57 Ain't no one evercalled you Sylvie?
645 00:38:00 No one has evercalled me Sylvie.
646 00:38:05 That's weird.
647 00:38:06 MY name?
648 00:38:10 Well, you know, it's just...
649 00:38:12 It's kind of likean old lady name.
650 00:38:16 To me.
651 00:38:18 It just don't seem like itshould be on a person like you.
652 00:38:22 That looks like you.That's, you know...
653 00:38:24 My grand momma,her name was Sylvia.
654 00:38:27 So that's just what I think ofwhen I think of that name.
655 00:38:39 Oh! I thoughtyou was getting coffee.
656 00:38:41 Didn't know we wasseeing patients yet.
657 00:38:43 Uh, I got a coffeeand a patient.
658 00:38:46 But we better hit the road.
659 00:38:52 Sounds like that alternatorneeds a tetanus shot.
660 00:38:55 Alternators cost money.
661 00:38:57 Tetanus shots are free.
662 00:38:59 There's a garage over offBluefield Canyon Road.
663 00:39:02 Ask for Earl. Might not be free,but he'll treat you fine.
664 00:39:06 Thanks.All right.
665 00:39:13 Hey, hey, hey, hold ona second. Hold on. Hold on.
666 00:39:16 Did we kiss?
667 00:39:19 I mean, in high school,we kissed, didn't we?
668 00:39:22 That has got to be the worst thinganyone has ever said to me.
669 00:39:26 Hold on, hold on, wait, wait!I'm saying I remember is all!
670 00:39:33 I do.
671 00:39:35 I do remember.
672 00:39:41 MELLIE: I see there's stilla lot of your rules up there.
673 00:39:47 So?
674 00:39:49 Just, have you thought about
675 00:39:52 "having a backup plan",
676 00:39:57 or what we're gonna do thefirst time "shit happens"?
677 00:40:00 Let alone the second time.
678 00:40:06 Why don't you just worryabout your cockroaches?
679 00:40:09 And I'll worry about the rules.
680 00:40:12 Okay.
681 00:41:11 CAL: Jimmy?Hey, what you say, Cal?
682 00:41:14 CAL: Hey, how you been?
683 00:41:15 What's going on, man?Oh, you know, staying busy.
684 00:41:17 Oh, good, good, good. Hey, did youfind work? Yeah, a few things.
685 00:41:19 CAL: Oh, great. These partsor back in Boone County?
686 00:41:21 No, back home.Oh, good. Good, good.
687 00:41:23 Well, I'm glad to hear that.
688 00:41:24 You know, I felt bad and allabout having to let you go.
689 00:41:26 Oh, come on, man.Don't even worry about it.
690 00:41:28 I know it was them, not you.CAL: Well...
691 00:41:29 Even if thingshad been different,
692 00:41:30 I probably would a had to let you goanyways, since we're wrapping it up.
693 00:41:36 What? You're all wrapping upthe site? You all done?
694 00:41:38 CAL: Yeah, just about. Yeah.
695 00:41:40 (CHUCKLES) Managed to beahead of schedule for once.
696 00:41:43 Oh.
697 00:41:44 You patched upall them sinkholes?
698 00:41:46 Yeah, almost, yeah. We're gonnapull the gear first of the month.
699 00:41:49 You know that thingwe been talkin' about?
700 00:41:52 We got to move it up a week.
701 00:41:54 CLYDE: What happened?
702 00:41:55 Opportunity isgonna be closing up.
703 00:41:57 So everything stays the same, we justgotta move everything up by one week.
704 00:42:04 Wait, one week earlier?But that's...
705 00:42:06 I know.
706 00:42:08 MELLIE: I guessthis is "shit happens."
707 00:42:11 Yep.
708 00:42:12 MELLIE: So should we cancel?
709 00:42:14 No difference.
710 00:42:16 The Coca-Cola 600 is the biggest raceof the year. That's a big difference.
711 00:42:21 That don'tchange the job at all.
712 00:42:23 (CAR ENGINE ROARING)
713 00:42:26 So should I call The Baker?
714 00:42:30 Call The Baker.
715 00:42:32 (WHIRRING)
716 00:42:35 (PHONE RINGING)
717 00:42:38 This is Gleema.
718 00:42:44 MAN: Gleema Purdue?
719 00:42:45 Yes.
720 00:42:47 Need you to signright here, please.
721 00:42:53 Right there, please.
722 00:42:59 Who's it from?
723 00:43:01 No idea, ma'am. No card, no name onthe paperwork. We just deliver 'em.
724 00:43:05 He just said, "I guess someonethinks it's your birthday."
725 00:43:09 I mean, I have no idea.(LAUGHS)
726 00:43:12 I've never seena more beautiful cake.
727 00:43:14 Well, maybe somebody'sgot a crush.
728 00:43:16 (CHUCKLING) Oh, well...
729 00:43:18 I have no idea who it could be.
730 00:43:20 After that last experienceon Plenty O Fish,
731 00:43:23 I have stayed awayfrom the online dating.
732 00:43:26 Gleema. You bettercome out front again.
733 00:43:30 What? More for me?
734 00:43:32 Not exactly.
735 00:43:33 Someone hit and ran you, ma'am.
736 00:43:35 We'll check the cameras.
737 00:43:37 In the meantime, we're going toneed to fill out some paperwork.
738 00:43:40 GLEEMA: Oh!
739 00:43:43 My car.
740 00:43:45 Oh.
741 00:43:47 Tsk.
742 00:43:51 Oh, man!
743 00:44:00 Ma'am, I'm sorry about your car,
744 00:44:02 but I really need youto start filling this out.
745 00:44:09 Is it 5:30?
746 00:44:11 Ain't no arguin' with thatautomatic door. Are you okay?
747 00:44:14 (SIGHS) I didn'tget to finish my cake.
748 00:44:34 SAM: Howdy Goody.
749 00:45:28 Hey, y'all.
750 00:45:30 I'm just gonnasqueeze myself in there.
751 00:45:35 So, Naaman,
752 00:45:39 I got a littleproposition for you.
753 00:46:02 (SCREAMS)
754 00:46:18 one... One...One... One.
755 00:46:19 Three...Three.
756 00:46:21 Eight.Eight.
757 00:46:23 (SIGHS)
758 00:46:25 (PHONE RINGING)
759 00:46:28 (SOFTLY) Shit, man, what's up?
760 00:46:35 Hey, Jimmy.
761 00:46:36 No names. You callingfrom a secure location?
762 00:46:40 A what?
763 00:46:41 A secure location.
764 00:46:44 I'm... I'm at the Lowe's.
765 00:46:45 You calling froma landline or a cell phone?
766 00:46:47 I'm calling on a phone.Like a real phone.
767 00:46:52 Go ahead.
768 00:46:53 We have a code pink.I repeat,
769 00:46:56 we have a code pink.
770 00:47:02 Mel, we got a code pink.
771 00:47:04 (SQUEALS)
772 00:47:07 (BOTH LAUGHING)
773 00:47:20 (KEYS JANGLING)
774 00:49:04 MAN: (ON TV)The shock-and-awe campaign
775 00:49:05 of bacon andsardines has worked.
776 00:49:09 (BANGING ON DOOR)
777 00:49:10 (EXCLAIMS)
778 00:49:13 Fish! Sam!
779 00:49:17 Hold on!
780 00:49:18 Get up, goddamn it!Hold on!
781 00:49:20 Goddamn it.
782 00:49:22 Hey, hey. You didn'thave to scare us like that.
783 00:49:24 We thought you was the law.
784 00:49:25 Oh, when did you havea chance to think that?
785 00:49:27 Seeing as you weredead asleep a second ago!
786 00:49:29 You were supposed to meet medown at the corner!
787 00:49:30 Now we're running way behind!
788 00:49:31 We got it.
789 00:49:33 You got it?You still seem half-asleep.
790 00:49:35 We're on it, okay?
791 00:49:36 We know where to be and when."Watch the race."
792 00:49:39 That's right! The clockon the race. Remember!
793 00:49:42 Yeah, we know.
794 00:49:50 Ah! Don't be late.MOODY: Yes, sweetie.
795 00:49:51 Hey, I'd like topoint out that today
796 00:49:53 lam driving the V-8 stick.
797 00:49:55 It's a nice car.
798 00:49:57 Hopefully you'll have beginner'sluck getting it into first.
799 00:50:00 Even in first gear,
800 00:50:01 this thing will blow awaythat "No Go" of yours.
801 00:50:04 MELLIE: Not withyou behind the wheel.
802 00:50:06 MOODY: Oh, ha-ha!
803 00:50:09 (MAN COUGHING)
804 00:50:19 How you been, Jesse'?
805 00:50:21 JESCO: Ah, hanging in there.
806 00:50:23 Yeah, hang in there, then.
807 00:50:25 He still writing to CorrectionalAffairs about the food?
808 00:50:28 No, sir, we took care of that.
809 00:50:31 Good. 'Cause wedon't have a food problem
810 00:50:33 here at Monroe, do we?
811 00:50:35 (JOE CHOKING)INMATE: You okay, Joe Bang?
812 00:50:37 You're choking.Someone know the Heindrick?
813 00:50:41 Sounds like a wet cough,like phlegm.
814 00:50:43 I don't feel too good.
815 00:50:45 (RETCHING)
816 00:50:47 Hey! Shit! Get this damnconvict away from me!
817 00:50:50 GUARD: Let's go. Come on.Get him to the infirmary!
818 00:50:52 (CONTINUES RETCHING)
819 00:50:53 WARDEN BURNS: Aw, Christ!Guard, get some towels.
820 00:50:57 (INAUDIBLE)
821 00:51:02 SADIE: Where are you going? I thoughtyou'd be with me the whole time.
822 00:51:05 I just need to go to the salonand tend to a few clients.
823 00:51:08 I'll be back just in time to combyou out and spray you extra good.
824 00:51:12 Promise?I promise.
825 00:51:17 NURSE: This will help rehydrateyou, ease the nausea.
826 00:51:21 A lot of you guyscoming in here like that.
827 00:51:23 It's thatbusiness with the water.
828 00:51:25 Say you can't drink it butit's okay to shower in it.
829 00:51:28 I don't knowabout all that. Hmm.
830 00:51:30 More barf than we sawafter that one Thanksgiving
831 00:51:32 when everything had gone bad.
832 00:51:34 It'll put a girloff of turkey forever.
833 00:52:14 JOE: Nurse?
834 00:52:16 Miss? Miss?
835 00:52:18 Miss? Urn...
836 00:52:19 Yeah?
837 00:52:20 (CHUCKLES) All these fluids?
838 00:52:23 I'm sorry, nurse, but is itpossible for me to use the commode?
839 00:52:28 Mmm, I think it'sbest if you stay put.
840 00:52:30 Don't want you gettinglight-headed and all.
841 00:52:32 Oh, please, ma'am,don't make me use that thing.
842 00:52:36 A second ago I was a miss,and now I'm a ma'am. Hmm.
843 00:52:39 Please'? Miss Nurse?I'll walk slow.
844 00:52:43 Nurse? I can take him.
845 00:52:46 I'm finished moppingthe floors in here.
846 00:52:50 Okay. But take it slow.
847 00:52:52 He falls and hits his head,that's on you.
848 00:52:55 Yes, ma'am.
849 00:52:59 Yeah, I'm gonnaneed a hand in here.
850 00:54:40 (MAN SPEAKINGINDISTINCTLY ON TV)
851 00:54:40 (MAN SPEAKINGINDISTINCTLY ON TV)
852 00:54:59 What the fuck?
853 00:55:01 What, you never wonderedwhat it's like to feel white?
854 00:55:04 (INMATES CLAMORING)
855 00:55:11 (ALARM RINGING)
856 00:55:19 Move aside! Out of my way!
857 00:55:26 This is Warden Burns.Lam declaring a code red.
858 00:55:31 This is not a test.
859 00:55:33 All guards
860 00:55:35 and staff are to go into animmediate code fourteen lockdown.
861 00:55:39 I repeat, this is not a drill.
862 00:55:45 What are you doing?
863 00:55:47 Calling it in.
864 00:55:49 This could turn into a riot.
865 00:55:52 Put that down.
866 00:55:54 Hang it UP-
867 00:55:57 We don't have riots at Monroe.
868 00:56:03 SAM: "Pour one into two. "FISH: Okay.
869 00:56:06 "Pour two into three."Yep.
870 00:56:10 "Pour three into four."
871 00:56:13 Okay.
872 00:56:17 "And run."
873 00:56:19 What?
874 00:56:21 Run!
875 00:56:34 What the hell?
876 00:56:35 Are you down, too?Yeah.
877 00:56:37 They're all down.Here on the mezzanine,
878 00:56:39 we got noplastic working at all.
879 00:57:18 (ENGINE REVVING)
880 00:57:19 (TIRES SCREECHING)
881 00:57:29 CLYDE:Mellie, what did you do?
882 00:57:31 Well, hello.
883 00:57:34 I guess someone grew up.
884 00:57:37 What's your name again,little Logan?
885 00:57:40 Mellie.Mellie!
886 00:57:42 Mellie, Mellie, Mellie.
887 00:57:45 That rhymes with "smelly."
888 00:57:48 Nice.
889 00:57:50 Shut up.
890 00:57:51 MELLIE: There's clothesfor you both in the bag
891 00:57:53 and, Clyde, I put somethingspecial in there for you.
892 00:57:57 Thanks, Mel.
893 00:58:00 You're going pretty fast.
894 00:58:02 MELLIE: Well, we got a lotof road to cover so, yeah,
895 00:58:04 there will be speeding.
896 00:58:06 CLYDE: Gunning for 100in a neon blue car
897 00:58:08 that probably ain'teven on the market yet.
898 00:58:11 Don't you think you're askingfor to be pulled over?
899 00:58:15 Sunday on a holiday weekend.
900 00:58:17 Police departmenthit by budget cuts.
901 00:58:19 There's only one musker patrolling thewhole highway for the next 40 miles.
902 00:58:22 CLYDE: But that'sstill one musker.
903 00:58:24 It's been handled.
904 00:58:26 JOE: Mellie,
905 00:58:28 I'm about to get nakedback here. So no peeking.
906 00:58:34 (SCOFFS)
907 00:58:36 JOE: I said no peeking!
908 00:58:38 Would you giveme my arm, please?
909 00:58:42 Is it this one?
910 00:58:44 (LAUGHING)
911 00:58:45 Yes, sir.Yes, sir, I'm 100% sure
912 00:58:49 I saw what I saw. It's apurple '77 Eldorado. Yes, sir.
913 00:58:57 License and registration, ma'am.
914 00:58:59 Excuse me,but I'm on my way to church.
915 00:59:01 I don't have time for this.(SIGHS)
916 00:59:03 Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
917 00:59:04 I am not going to ask you again.
918 00:59:06 This is ridiculous!What did I do?
919 00:59:08 I need you to comply, ma'am.
920 00:59:10 I need your license,your registration...
921 00:59:12 You seen that?
922 00:59:13 Seen what?I need you to focus here.
923 00:59:15 This woman needs containing.
924 00:59:17 MIKE JOY: It's a beautiful dayfor racing in the Queen City.
925 00:59:20 Welcome to theCoca-Cola 600.
926 00:59:22 This is NASCAR'sgreatest distance
927 00:59:25 and stock carracing's longest night.
928 00:59:27 It'll take 400 lapsto complete 600 miles.
929 00:59:31 DARRELL WALTRIP:And Mike, you know,
930 00:59:32 one of the storieswe're all gonna be watching is
931 00:59:33 this guy Dayton White, as he returnsto racing after a two-year break.
932 00:59:36 And Jeff, you certainly know what it'slike to get back behind the wheel!
933 00:59:40 After some time off.
934 00:59:41 Can we really expectthis guy to run up front?
935 00:59:43 Well, that truly isthe question, D.W.
936 00:59:44 And, yeah,it is extremely tough.
937 00:59:47 So much has changed since thelast time he was in the car.
938 00:59:49 The cars have changed.
939 00:59:51 The setups have changed,the competition's changed.
940 00:59:53 And you know,you just can't underestimate
941 00:59:55 the mental focusand endurance needed
942 00:59:57 to get back behind the wheelafter this long of a break.
943 00:59:59 Well, focus,endurance and discipline
944 01:00:02 could well describeDayton's off-track routine.
945 01:00:05 We caught up withhim as he prepared
946 01:00:06 for this highlyanticipated return to racing.
947 01:00:10 DAYTON: There's a team ofpeople looking after my car.
948 01:00:13 Making sure everythingis operating at full capacity.
949 01:00:17 So it makes sense that I dothat for my physical self.
950 01:00:19 Because I'm not just a driver,I'm an athlete.
951 01:00:24 Once I began sourcingreally clean software,
952 01:00:27 I noticed a total differencein my clarity and performance.
953 01:00:32 Software's what I call my food.
954 01:00:35 Because,when you think about it,
955 01:00:36 your body is youroperating system.
956 01:00:40 So when your OS mayfeel like it's working fine,
957 01:00:43 a problem with software can makeyour computer not perform properly.
958 01:00:46 Even crash.(INHALING AND EXHALING)
959 01:00:48 So eating only clean software,making sure my OS
960 01:00:52 is working at an optimum leveland all this will help me win.
961 01:00:56 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
962 01:01:04 Speed up the drops. We'llfigure the numbers out later.
963 01:01:27 No energy drink on the marketcomes in a magnum, right?
964 01:01:30 But I had 10 cases of thesebabies made just for today.
965 01:01:33 I'll have a little now, beforethe race, some during the race,
966 01:01:36 and come lap 600and that checkered flag,
967 01:01:38 I think we're all gonna be finishingthese puppies off in victory. Huh?
968 01:01:42 You got us all in the shot?Me and the car?
969 01:01:45 So I've got this racing suit andI've got my helmet right here,
970 01:01:47 just want to make sureyou can see that. Huh?
971 01:01:51 I've been carefully monitoringmy glucose levels.
972 01:01:54 So I'm really in a sweet spotright now for sustained energy.
973 01:01:58 You're the To The Max driver.You got to drink. (CHUCKLES)
974 01:02:03 Maybe you should think aboutthose four years of back taxes
975 01:02:05 that this drinkis paying for, huh?
976 01:02:10 MAN: Yeah, go on!
977 01:02:11 Go on!MAN 2: Come on.
978 01:02:12 (CHUCKLES) Let's...Drink m.
979 01:02:14 MAN 3: Come on.MAN 4: Come on!
980 01:02:16 Drink, drink, drink!
981 01:02:18 (ALL SHOUTING)MAN 5: Ready, boy? Beware!
982 01:02:19 Yeah!(ALL WHOOPING)
983 01:02:27 Okay. I'm gonna need some cash.
984 01:02:30 What for?
985 01:02:31 Supplies. For the job.
986 01:02:34 I thought Jimmyand your brothers
987 01:02:35 were bringingeverything you needed.
988 01:02:37 Yeah, no, they did, I justneed a little contingency.
989 01:02:40 Well, it looks likemy brothers was successful.
990 01:02:43 You thirsty?
991 01:02:46 No. No way.
992 01:02:48 Just one. Come on.No. No.
993 01:02:50 We got time. Come on.
994 01:02:53 Hey, gorgeous. Give me oneof those beers, will you?
995 01:02:56 You want a secondone for just $10 more?
996 01:02:58 Well, of course I do.
997 01:03:01 And, baby doll,give me two packs
998 01:03:03 of those gummy bears.
999 01:03:05 WARDEN BURNS:This is the Warden.
1000 01:03:07 All right?
1001 01:03:09 Now I got your
1002 01:03:11 napkin of demands hereof what you want for
1003 01:03:14 peaceful surrenderand the safe release
1004 01:03:17 of my guardsyou're holding captive.
1005 01:03:21 As warden, I can, uh,approve buying a copy of
1006 01:03:25 A Dance With Dragonsfor the prison library,
1007 01:03:27 to go up onthe Game of Thrones shelf.
1008 01:03:29 (ALL CHEERING) Now, theonly problem is that, uh,
1009 01:03:33 The Winds of Winter and A Dream ofSpring have yet to be published,
1010 01:03:37 so those aren't available.
1011 01:03:39 (ALL SIGHING)
1012 01:03:40 Well, I can't do anythingabout what I can't control.
1013 01:03:49 That is total bullshit!
1014 01:03:52 George R.R. Martin was supposedto deliver The Winds of Winter
1015 01:03:55 to his publisherover two years ago.
1016 01:03:58 WARDEN BURNS: I know that wasthe original deadline.
1017 01:04:00 That's what it says here.
1018 01:04:01 But Pm reading to youfrom the Wikipedia page.
1019 01:04:03 It also says that Martin
1020 01:04:06 had a grueling promotion scheduleor something, and it's interfered
1021 01:04:11 with his writing schedule. He's failedto complete The Winds of Winter.
1022 01:04:17 That don't make no sense.
1023 01:04:19 Those two guys who transferredin from Federal last month
1024 01:04:22 knew about all the new stuff withthe hot chick and her dragons.
1025 01:04:25 WARDEN BURNS: No.I'm telling you,
1026 01:04:27 I believe those two inmateshad that information
1027 01:04:29 from watching the TV series.
1028 01:04:30 Again, I'm reading to you.The series has jumped ahead!
1029 01:04:34 It's no longerfollowing the books!
1030 01:04:37 LEANN RIMES:O beautiful
1031 01:04:41 For patriot dream
1032 01:04:44 That sees beyond the years
1033 01:04:51 Thine alabaster
1034 01:04:55 Cities gleam
1035 01:04:58 Undimmed by human tears
1036 01:05:05 America
1037 01:05:12 America
1038 01:05:17 God shed
1039 01:05:18 His grace on thee
1040 01:05:24 And crown thy good
1041 01:05:28 With brotherhood
1042 01:05:35 From sea to
1043 01:05:40 Shining
1044 01:05:45 Sea
1045 01:05:49 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1046 01:05:54 Let's blow this thing.
1047 01:05:56 MIKE: The pace car is inand we're ready to race.
1048 01:05:58 DARRELL: Mike, it's an honorto be able to start
1049 01:05:59 this 600-mile racehere on Memorial Day.
1050 01:06:01 (ENGINES ROARING)
1051 01:06:03 Boogity, boogity, boogity!
1052 01:06:05 Let's go racing for those
1053 01:06:06 who madethe ultimate sacrifice, boys.
1054 01:06:11 JOE: D.W.'s talking about you.
1055 01:06:14 (CHUCKLING)
1056 01:06:18 What, Jimmy leave ussome sort of door key
1057 01:06:20 for us to meet up?
1058 01:06:21 Something like that.Just remember one thing.
1059 01:06:25 Roll. Don't hesitate, just roll.
1060 01:06:28 What are you talking about?
1061 01:06:31 What's down there?
1062 01:06:33 Remember to roll.
1063 01:06:35 JOE: What the fuck?
1064 01:06:39 Oh, come on.
1065 01:06:42 Roll, roll!
1066 01:06:46 (JOE GRUNTS)
1067 01:06:47 Now you didn't tell meabout no garbage chute!
1068 01:06:51 You're right.
1069 01:07:18 Hey, hey.It's about time. Come on.
1070 01:07:20 JOE: Yeah, blow me.
1071 01:07:21 Aw, come on, Joe, wecouldn't tell you everything now.
1072 01:07:23 JOE: Yeah, no, no, no.
1073 01:07:25 Screw you both!A garbage chute?
1074 01:07:27 This is what I getfor doing business
1075 01:07:29 with a couple of unlucky Logans.
1076 01:07:35 Them's my bleach pens?
1077 01:07:36 Two bleach pens and aplastic bag, as requested.
1078 01:07:49 (EXHALES)
1079 01:08:16 Give me the tube.
1080 01:08:17 Hold on. That's it?
1081 01:08:18 We're supposed to believethat that's the thing?
1082 01:08:20 Tube.
1083 01:08:23 Now, are you ready?
1084 01:08:26 No. No, hold on. That's it?
1085 01:08:28 That's a plastic bag,bleach pens,
1086 01:08:30 fake salt and gummy bears.That's our bomb?
1087 01:08:33 Don't call it a bomb.
1088 01:08:36 Now, how many yardsaway is the vault?
1089 01:08:39 About 20 yards.I don't know, maybe 30.
1090 01:08:42 Is it 20 or is it 30?
1091 01:08:45 We are dealingwith science here.
1092 01:08:48 I guess when I sawthat gummy bears
1093 01:08:50 is our secretingredient to our Bo...
1094 01:08:52 Our explosive device,
1095 01:08:54 that I wasn'tthinking about science!
1096 01:08:55 Now, you said yourselfwe couldn't bring in
1097 01:08:58 normal explosives'cause of the security!
1098 01:09:00 Now, to make our bang,we need potassium chlorate.
1099 01:09:04 Bleach pens ispure sodium hypochlorite.
1100 01:09:06 Combined with the potassiumchloride in the salt substitute,
1101 01:09:11 we have createdan equal exchange of ions.
1102 01:09:14 Sugar, plus potassium chlorate
1103 01:09:18 yields...
1104 01:09:26 two gasses and
1105 01:09:30 a solid.
1106 01:09:32 Now, you throw in some heat,you get energy.
1107 01:09:35 Energy means light, explosion,
1108 01:09:38 or, as I like to call it...
1109 01:09:43 the Joe Bang.
1110 01:09:47 What? You thoughtI was going to use
1111 01:09:50 a stick of dynamiteor something?
1112 01:09:55 Well, yeah, I kinda did.
1113 01:09:58 Yeah, me, too.I just figured you'd use
1114 01:10:00 a lot to blow throughthe thick steel walls.
1115 01:10:03 We don't need toblow through the wall.
1116 01:10:06 Them tubes in theventing system is our in.
1117 01:10:10 So, gentlemen, as I said...
1118 01:10:13 (SIGHS)
1119 01:10:14 are you ready?
1120 01:10:39 Oh, shit.
1121 01:11:08 It's coming back!JOE: Get down!
1122 01:11:12 (BREATHING HEAVILY)
1123 01:11:17 Don't move.I'm not.
1124 01:11:19 And don't breathe.
1125 01:11:20 I'm not.
1126 01:11:35 What are youdoing? Wait...
1127 01:11:43 Oh. Now I seewhat the problem is.
1128 01:11:46 I twistedthe bag too many times.
1129 01:12:12 DARRELL:Keselowski on the outside
1130 01:12:13 DARRELL:Keselowski on the outside
1131 01:12:14 and see who else is behind him.
1132 01:12:16 He's not gonnagive it up that easy.
1133 01:12:18 You can see he's pretty loose.
1134 01:12:20 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1135 01:12:36 Call it in.
1136 01:12:43 (PHONE RINGING)
1137 01:12:44 E Center.
1138 01:12:48 (TYPING)
1139 01:12:49 Well, what kind of smoke?
1140 01:12:54 Everything looks fine here.We've got no alarms going off.
1141 01:12:58 What's going on?
1142 01:13:00 Concessions says they have smokecoming out of the PT tube.
1143 01:13:03 If there's no fire,why do we have smoke?
1144 01:13:05 Let's get a couple of guys down thereand see what the hell's going on.
1145 01:13:08 Yes, sir.
1146 01:13:43 I'll go east, you go west.Okay.
1147 01:13:53 Hey. Hey, it's comingthrough! I can hear it!
1148 01:14:08 All right, come on.
1149 01:14:09 FISH: Come on!JOE: There it is, baby!
1150 01:14:10 (FISH WHOOPING)
1151 01:14:12 JOE: Come on!
1152 01:14:14 FISH: Woo-hoo!
1153 01:14:15 JOE: Come on, baby!
1154 01:14:17 Maybe we canleave out of here yet!
1155 01:14:19 Come on, Jimmy! Kick thatup a notch! Come on!
1156 01:14:24 FISH: Whoa, whoa, whoa!Hey, hey.
1157 01:14:27 (ALL CLAMORING)
1158 01:14:29 JOE: Get it in reverse!
1159 01:14:31 Take it easy!We ain't out of here yet!
1160 01:14:45 Oh, God.
1161 01:14:47 What? What happened?
1162 01:14:51 You sucked my arm off!
1163 01:14:53 This is your fault, not mine.
1164 01:14:55 JIMMY:You told me to turn it up!
1165 01:14:56 You don't even know how tooperate a goddamn machine!
1166 01:14:57 You said put it inreverse! I put it in reverse.
1167 01:14:59 You sucked his arm off!
1168 01:15:00 JOE: Your fault. Your fault.
1169 01:15:02 Hold on. It's in there?It's all the way in there?
1170 01:15:04 It's not stuck inthe tube or nothing?
1171 01:15:05 CLYDE: No. I got toget in there and get it.
1172 01:15:08 Jimmy, help me get the hose off.I'm gonna go get it myself.
1173 01:15:11 JOE: Come on, then Technically,it's not your arm.
1174 01:15:13 Your arm you lost over in Iraq.
1175 01:15:16 That thing in there'sjust a piece of plastic.
1176 01:15:18 Your arm can't be replacedis what I'm trying to...
1177 01:15:21 FISH: Your arm can't be replaced,but that piece of plastic
1178 01:15:25 that you use as an arm,that can be replaced.
1179 01:15:27 Clyde, Clyde, come on. Clyde!
1180 01:15:30 Now, there's a lot more moneywe can get out of there.
1181 01:15:35 We got to finish this.Come on.
1182 01:15:40 You're with them?
1183 01:15:42 FISH: Of course he's with us.The whole thing was his idea.
1184 01:15:45 SAM: Yeah.
1185 01:15:46 FISH: Except he probablydon't wanna say that out loud
1186 01:15:48 'cause he knows you getting your armblowed off in Iraq was all his fault.
1187 01:15:51 SAM: Everybody knowsyou never would have gone
1188 01:15:54 and joined up to fight if your bigbrother wasn't the football star.
1189 01:15:58 Well, that's true.SAM: Yeah.
1190 01:15:59 He was gonna be hot shit.He was gonna play for the NFL.
1191 01:16:03 And nobody around hereever done anything like that.
1192 01:16:06 You were gonna be just anotherwhite trash coal miner.
1193 01:16:10 FISH: The Logan Family Curse.
1194 01:16:12 Shut up! You two are idiots.
1195 01:16:15 Hey. We're valueadded to this robbery.
1196 01:16:19 And if anyone has a right to bepulling an attitude here, it's us.
1197 01:16:22 Yeah.
1198 01:16:23 Oh, the Bang brothersdon't like the job'?
1199 01:16:25 Hmm?You got a problem with it?
1200 01:16:26 Yeah. You changed the date,moved everything around.
1201 01:16:29 This whole jobchanged dramastically.
1202 01:16:32 We had to change the date!
1203 01:16:34 SAM: You knew the terms
1204 01:16:35 for our participating.Mmm-hmm.
1205 01:16:36 We needed a moral reasonto pull this job with you.
1206 01:16:39 Now, we was fine with you wantingto get back at that store
1207 01:16:42 for messingwith your hot sister.
1208 01:16:44 But you did a whole 360 on everythingwhen you moved up the date!
1209 01:16:48 And NASCARain't done nothing to nobody.
1210 01:16:50 NASCAR is a beautiful thing.NASCAR's like America.
1211 01:16:53 It's like you'remaking us hurt America.
1212 01:16:55 So moving up that date was a vagrantfliolation of our morality clause.
1213 01:17:00 I'll show you "vagrant"...(ALL SHOUTING)
1214 01:17:03 It's all good, it's all good.(CHUCKLES)
1215 01:17:06 Shut the... (MUTTERING)
1216 01:17:10 We need to finish this.
1217 01:17:12 Now, you go talk toyour brother, all right?
1218 01:17:19 Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.Hold on, man.
1219 01:17:22 Hey, I'm your brother.(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1220 01:17:25 All right?
1221 01:17:27 I'm always with you.
1222 01:17:29 I'll buy you 20 new arms.
1223 01:17:30 A hundred,as soon as we're done.
1224 01:17:33 But we got to get you backbefore anybody notices.
1225 01:17:36 All right?So let's finish this.
1226 01:17:39 Okay?
1227 01:17:40 They'll find it and the guards willbe banging on my cell by breakfast.
1228 01:17:44 No, they ain't.'Cause I'm gonna get it.
1229 01:17:46 I'm gonna get it,I promise you. I swear.
1230 01:17:52 DAYTON: Am I clear?
1231 01:17:53 CREW CHIEF: Don't let theseclowns get in your head.
1232 01:17:57 We all know youwant to finish first,
1233 01:17:59 but first you got to finish.
1234 01:18:01 DAYTON: I'm gettinga lot of dirty air.
1235 01:18:03 I got a hole,I can push through.
1236 01:18:19 CREW CHIEF: Hold back. It's too tight.You're getting boxed.
1237 01:18:25 DAYTON:Whoa, I'm seeing spots.
1238 01:18:27 CREW CHIEF:You're drifting up.
1239 01:18:29 DAYTON: My OS...I think it's crashing.
1240 01:18:31 CREW CHIEF:You're gonna bang in!
1241 01:18:49 What have you got?
1242 01:18:50 I got nothing.
1243 01:18:51 Let's try B level.All right.
1244 01:19:23 Hold up! Stop!Where are you going?
1245 01:19:27 Garbage run.
1246 01:19:29 You two smell anysmoke from down there?
1247 01:19:34 Uh, no, 'cause we both...
1248 01:19:36 We both lost our senseof smells when we was little.
1249 01:19:39 'Cause of the, uh...
1250 01:19:40 The scarlet fever.Yeah.
1251 01:19:41 Both of us could be on fireand not even know it.
1252 01:19:45 Get that thing out of here.Okay, thank you very much.
1253 01:19:47 (HORN HONKS)Okay. All right.
1254 01:19:55 Something ain't right.
1255 01:20:28 Whoa, whoa.
1256 01:20:30 What's that?
1257 01:20:46 Hey! Your brothersshould be back by now!
1258 01:20:48 Why don't you go check on 'em?
1259 01:20:57 OFFICER: You know there'sno smoking on CMS property.
1260 01:21:00 Oh, that's right.
1261 01:21:02 That's probably why theyput an ashtray in here.
1262 01:21:09 OFFICER 2: You still gotta putthat out and get back to work.
1263 01:21:12 Man, it's a three-quarter-milewalk to get outside.
1264 01:21:14 OFFICER 2: I saidbreak time's over, Smokey.
1265 01:21:22 You know, they call'em 20 for a reason.
1266 01:21:24 And I got four minutesto go on my 20.
1267 01:21:28 Are you pushing "Open"?
1268 01:21:29 It doesn't say "Open", okay?
1269 01:21:31 It says "Start,"but it won't open.
1270 01:21:33 Well, stop it.
1271 01:21:34 What?Stop it!
1272 01:21:38 I thought we wanted it to start.
1273 01:21:40 We do, but it needs to stop.
1274 01:21:43 So not start?
1275 01:21:45 We need it to start, but we haveto stop it so I can figure out
1276 01:21:49 why it won't open.
1277 01:22:04 Oh, shit.
1278 01:22:06 Hey, hey, hey.
1279 01:22:11 Do you smell any smoke?
1280 01:22:13 Smoke? No.
1281 01:22:16 All I smell isthem racing fumes.
1282 01:22:20 All right, thanks. Go ahead.
1283 01:22:26 Shit.
1284 01:22:30 FISH: Okay, get...JOE: Three, two...
1285 01:22:31 FISH:Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
1286 01:22:32 Are we going on "one"or are we going on "go"?
1287 01:22:34 SAM: Uh, three.
1288 01:22:36 JOE: No, we're going on "go"!Three, two...
1289 01:22:38 Hold on! Hold on! You'regonna rip it right off the track!
1290 01:22:43 The chain's jammed.
1291 01:22:45 (CHAIN RATTLING)Oh.
1292 01:22:47 All right.
1293 01:22:49 Try it now.
1294 01:22:53 (SAM WHISTLES)
1295 01:22:55 Come on. Let's go.
1296 01:22:57 Let's go! Come on.We got to get you back.
1297 01:23:09 Hey! Get...Get down! I said I'd get it!
1298 01:23:11 Come on, let's go!
1299 01:23:12 CLYDE: You'll get it'? I'll get it,I swear. Come on. You gots to go.
1300 01:23:17 Let's go, big boy. Come on.Go, go.
1301 01:23:22 Hey! You can't just walk awayfrom me. I own your ass!
1302 01:23:25 Not when I'm behind the wheel,you don't.
1303 01:23:27 Your contract says that I...
1304 01:23:28 My contract says, "Love HandleEnterprises," that's you
1305 01:23:32 "understands,acknowledges and agrees
1306 01:23:34 "that Twin Darling,Inc...", that's me,
1307 01:23:36 "is not a partner,employee or joint venturer
1308 01:23:38 "with Love Handle Enterprises".
1309 01:23:40 Drivers in cars win races, Max.
1310 01:23:43 Nobody's rooting for your drinkto cross the finish line,
1311 01:23:46 so shut your pieholebefore I shut it for you.
1312 01:23:48 Do you know what the words"stop payment" mean?
1313 01:23:58 Hey... Hey!You're... You're that guy!
1314 01:24:04 SADIE: Mellie shouldhave been back by now.
1315 01:24:07 Well, Aunt Mellie normally doeswhat she says she's gonna do.
1316 01:24:12 Let's give hera few more minutes
1317 01:24:13 and hope shedoesn't go all Logan
1318 01:24:15 and become a totalflake like the rest of them.
1319 01:24:18 Good.
1320 01:24:30 MELLIE: All good?
1321 01:24:32 Bumpy on the way out,but we're doing okay.
1322 01:24:34 MELLIE: Where'd your arm go?I mean, your hand?
1323 01:24:37 JOE: Can we haul ass?
1324 01:25:33 GUARD: The cafeteriafire alarm just went off.
1325 01:25:35 Warden, we got to call this in.
1326 01:25:37 We don't have fires at Monroe.
1327 01:25:40 Sir, we don't know what kind ofshape those guards are gonna be in.
1328 01:25:42 I mean... They could bedead or worse by now.
1329 01:25:46 And what do youreckon be worse than dead?
1330 01:25:50 Uh...
1331 01:25:51 Shit! Call it in!
1332 01:25:53 We have a three-alarm fire atMonroe Correctional Facility.
1333 01:25:56 Please respond immediately.
1334 01:25:58 They report a firein a cafeteria.
1335 01:26:00 I repeat, a fire in the MonroeCorrectional Facility cafeteria.
1336 01:26:05 (SIREN WAILING)
1337 01:27:21 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1338 01:27:24 Do not tell me you've beenspraying her hair with this!
1339 01:27:27 This will turn herhair into an SOS pad.
1340 01:27:29 I was doing the best I could!You were late!
1341 01:27:32 Oh, like you never brushed yourown daughter's hair before.
1342 01:27:34 I wish you all wouldn't fight.You're making me more nervous.
1343 01:27:37 You're right, baby doll.
1344 01:27:39 Is Daddy here?
1345 01:27:42 I didn't see him.I was rushing.
1346 01:27:45 Did your daddysay he was coming?
1347 01:27:47 Yeah. Why?
1348 01:27:50 MELLIE: I don't know. {justthought he was working.
1349 01:27:52 BOBBIE JO: What? That job at the Speedway?I heard he got fired.
1350 01:27:56 Funny how henever brought that up.
1351 01:27:59 MELLIE: You look like a princess.You're gonna do great.
1352 01:28:20 I thought maybe you'd run off.
1353 01:28:21 And leave you,beautiful? Never.
1354 01:28:24 You know, we got caught on theother side of that there gate
1355 01:28:28 when the lockdown happened.
1356 01:28:30 It was terrifying.
1357 01:28:33 For her talent, Sadie Logan willperform Umbrella by Rihanna.
1358 01:28:37 (APPLAUSE)
1359 01:29:16 I picked this song
1360 01:29:18 'cause it's my daddy's favorite.
1361 01:29:25 (SINGING)Almost heaven
1362 01:29:28 West Virginia
1363 01:29:31 Blue Ridge Mountains
1364 01:29:33 Shenandoah River
1365 01:29:38 Life is old there
1366 01:29:41 Older than the trees
1367 01:29:43 Younger than the mountains
1368 01:29:46 Growing like a breeze
1369 01:29:49 Country roads
1370 01:29:51 (AUDIENCE JOINING IN)Take me home
1371 01:29:54 To the place
1372 01:29:57 I belong
1373 01:30:00 West Virginia
1374 01:30:03 Mountain momma
1375 01:30:06 Take me home
1376 01:30:09 Country roads
1377 01:30:13 All my memories
1378 01:30:16 Gathered 'round her
1379 01:30:19 Miner's ladyStranger to blue water
1380 01:30:26 Dark and dusty
1381 01:30:28 Painted on the sky
1382 01:30:31 Misty taste of moonshine
1383 01:30:34 Teardrops in my eye
1384 01:30:36 Country roads
1385 01:30:39 Take me home
1386 01:30:42 To the place
1387 01:30:45 ALL:{belong
1388 01:30:48 West Virginia
1389 01:30:51 Mountain momma
1390 01:30:54 Take me home
1391 01:30:57 Country roads
1392 01:31:00 Where're you gonna put it?
1393 01:31:02 I can make a trophy case.
1394 01:31:04 Oh, you're gonna need to now,you've got so many.
1395 01:31:06 All right.Give me a hug.
1396 01:31:08 I love you, Daddy.I love you, too.
1397 01:31:10 Let me see the gun show.
1398 01:31:11 (LAUGHS)
1399 01:31:12 All right.I love you.
1400 01:31:14 Night, Jo.See you, Jimmy.
1401 01:31:16 Come on.
1402 01:31:17 See you back at home, Bobbie.All right.
1403 01:31:21 What the heck?
1404 01:31:25 What the hellhappened to my car?
1405 01:31:31 Are you kidding me?
1406 01:31:45 Hey, partner.Where you headed to?
1407 01:31:49 MAN: All the way through?
1408 01:31:50 Mind if Icatch a ride with you?
1409 01:31:53 You sure?
1410 01:32:42 REPORT ER: (ON TV) Authorities haveconfirmed they have recovered the money
1411 01:32:45 stolen fromthe Charlotte Motor Speedway
1412 01:32:47 in what some are callingthe "Hillbilly Heist."
1413 01:32:49 Sources say an anonymous callerled police to this gas station
1414 01:32:53 where they discovered an abandonedtruck containing bags of cash
1415 01:32:57 that have been positively linked
1416 01:32:58 to the robbery over the weekend.
1417 01:33:01 POLICE SPOKESPERSON: The truckwas reported stolen last week.
1418 01:33:05 Our forensic teamis at work on the scene.
1419 01:33:08 And we're certainthat they will find...
1420 01:33:10 Why go to allthe trouble to rob a place
1421 01:33:12 if you don't have the gutsto keep the money?
1422 01:33:15 WOMAN:He must've chickened out.
1423 01:33:18 NEWSCASTER: Well, we are joinednow by a resident daredevil!
1424 01:33:21 At Little VictoryFamily Shelter.
1425 01:33:22 This is Josh Morrison. Thankyou for joining us today.
1426 01:33:26 Right. He comeson about, you know...
1427 01:33:27 He used to come on a lot onMidday, for Pet of the Week.
1428 01:33:29 So he's joining us to talkabout a new adoption challenge
1429 01:33:32 at the shelter for little victories-We do have to talk about the...
1430 01:34:09 CAL: Well, we brought everyonein at 6:00 this morning.
1431 01:34:12 Couldn't work all weekend, you know,'cause of the race, obviously.
1432 01:34:15 But everything was just likewe left it on Friday.
1433 01:34:17 How many mendo you have working today?
1434 01:34:20 Well, 40 or so.
1435 01:34:21 I guess we're ona bit of a tight deadline
1436 01:34:23 'cause they're trying toget everything shored up,
1437 01:34:26 since the season's starting.
1438 01:34:28 We'll be wrappingout of here this week.
1439 01:34:31 I'm gonna need printsfrom all your guys.
1440 01:34:34 Well, sure, but all the workers
1441 01:34:37 have to wear protectivegloves at all times.
1442 01:34:39 That's...Well, it's a union rule.
1443 01:34:41 Union rules.Yep.
1444 01:34:44 Great.Agent Grayson.
1445 01:34:45 Local PD got a call from someoneclaiming to be an eyewitness.
1446 01:34:48 Swears they saw the robbers,can definitely identify 'em.
1447 01:34:52 Yeah, I saw 'em.I know who they are, too.
1448 01:34:55 GRAYSON: Why don't westart at the beginning.
1449 01:34:57 Where'd you see them?
1450 01:34:58 In a tunnel,leading from the track back
1451 01:35:00 to the showerroom and the lockers.
1452 01:35:02 MAN: (ON TV) There'sa saying in our business,
1453 01:35:04 "Set it up and shut up",
1454 01:35:05 so I'll shut up.
1455 01:35:08 MAX: (ON TV)What the hell was that?
1456 01:35:10 You call yourself a driver?
1457 01:35:12 What, you've never beenboxed in a turn before?
1458 01:35:14 DAYTON: I told you I didn'twant to drink your poison.
1459 01:35:15 I thought I was havinga heart attack!
1460 01:35:16 MAX: That poison...
1461 01:35:17 Hey, hey.Can't one of you hit mute?
1462 01:35:20 I'm trying to give mystatement to the FBI here.
1463 01:35:23 There was two of 'em. Right?Now one of 'em was a bartender
1464 01:35:26 from that place out offof I-17. Got one arm.
1465 01:35:28 The guy with him,I don't know who he was.
1466 01:35:30 And you know the bartender from?
1467 01:35:32 MAX: A while back,I got in a fight at the bar.
1468 01:35:34 With the bartender?MAX: No, with his brother.
1469 01:35:37 Did the brotherhave one arm or two?
1470 01:35:39 The brother's got both.
1471 01:35:41 GRAYSON:And the fight was about?
1472 01:35:43 I can't remember.
1473 01:35:45 GRAYSON: And you wonthat fight at the bar?
1474 01:35:47 Hell, yeah, I won it!
1475 01:35:48 So you sawthe bartender with one arm
1476 01:35:51 and an unknown male companionin the tunnel during the race?
1477 01:35:55 And they were?
1478 01:35:57 Well, they was just walking,but it was suspicious-like.
1479 01:36:01 GRAYSON: Suspicious how?
1480 01:36:03 They shouldn't have been down there.That was suspicious.
1481 01:36:06 But you didn't think to mentionthis encounter to anyone
1482 01:36:09 until you saw the news on thetelevision about the robbery?
1483 01:36:12 The docs had to setmy nose, all right?
1484 01:36:14 I've been in recovery.
1485 01:36:15 So all theseinjuries are the result
1486 01:36:17 of your latestfight with the brothers?
1487 01:36:19 MAX: Bartender brother.
1488 01:36:21 He's the one thatpunched me in the tunnel.
1489 01:36:22 The one-arm?
1490 01:36:23 Yeah, look, just askmy driver, Dayton White.
1491 01:36:25 Right? He was with mewhen all this went down.
1492 01:36:27 He'll back up my story.
1493 01:36:30 Yes, when you called inyour tip, you mentioned
1494 01:36:32 that he'd be ableto corroborate your story.
1495 01:36:35 We spoke withDayton White earlier today.
1496 01:36:38 He stated he was never in thetunnel with you during the race.
1497 01:36:42 Never saw two suspicious men.
1498 01:36:45 And has no ideawhat you're talking about.
1499 01:37:10 Did you talk to him?
1500 01:37:12 I think you knows better.
1501 01:37:24 MELLIE: I stopped by thetrailer when he wasn't home.
1502 01:37:27 I think I gotmost of your stuff.
1503 01:37:30 You sure love your books.
1504 01:37:34 And there's somemail there, too.
1505 01:38:08 GRAYSON: Visitation logs
1506 01:38:10 indicate that Jimmy Logan,an employee
1507 01:38:12 recently firedfrom the Speedway,
1508 01:38:15 came with his brother Clydeto see Joseph Bang here,
1509 01:38:19 on April 15th.
1510 01:38:21 They returned two days laterfor a second visit.
1511 01:38:24 Now, we only have videoof this meeting, no audio,
1512 01:38:27 so we have no ideawhat they discussed.
1513 01:38:30 But the following week,
1514 01:38:31 Clyde Logan drives through thewindow of a Corner Save Mart
1515 01:38:35 and ends up being sentencedto 90 days here.
1516 01:38:39 You seem to have a lot of informationin your FBI folders there.
1517 01:38:45 And so?
1518 01:38:47 You don't think that'san incredible coincidence?
1519 01:38:53 No. Not really.
1520 01:38:55 I mean, if you're asking me, am I shockedthat the criminals locked up in here
1521 01:38:59 are friends with other criminals?No, I'm not.
1522 01:39:07 So Clyde Logan and Joseph Bangwere incarcerated here
1523 01:39:10 at your prison on May the 28th.
1524 01:39:12 And you had no problems,
1525 01:39:14 no issues of any kindat your prison on that day?
1526 01:39:18 Is that right?
1527 01:39:19 No, we didn't have any problems.
1528 01:39:21 Right. 'Cause MonroeCounty Fire Department
1529 01:39:23 said theydispatched multiple units
1530 01:39:25 around 8:30 p.m. that night.
1531 01:39:27 There was a small kitchen fire,
1532 01:39:29 but that's not a problemin the context of this prison.
1533 01:39:33 I mean, it'sstandard operating procedure
1534 01:39:35 for them todispatch multiple units
1535 01:39:38 any time there'sa fire at the prison.
1536 01:39:41 That was no big deal. It wasout within a few minutes.
1537 01:39:48 You're certainthat these two inmates
1538 01:39:50 couldn't havebroken out of here,
1539 01:39:52 robbed the Speedway and thenbroken back into your prison
1540 01:39:55 without you knowing about it?
1541 01:39:57 Wow! (CHUCKLES)
1542 01:39:59 No.
1543 01:40:01 Agent Grayson, I've been warden here fornine years and I can tell you this.
1544 01:40:07 We don't havean escape problem at Monroe.
1545 01:40:12 REPORTER: (ON TV) What do youthink of the robbery?
1546 01:40:13 WOMAN 1: Well, I heard that they'recalling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven",
1547 01:40:17 'cause they found that truck with themoney behind a convenience store.
1548 01:40:21 WOMAN 2: Uh, {heard that they'recalling 'em the Redneck Robbers,
1549 01:40:23 'cause they think the guyswho did this whole thing
1550 01:40:25 are from around here.I hope they never catch 'em.
1551 01:40:29 REPORTER: Where doesthis investigation stand?
1552 01:40:31 MAN: Well,let me tell you this.
1553 01:40:32 Even though the crime wascommitted in Charlotte,
1554 01:40:34 the fact thatthe money was recovered here
1555 01:40:36 makes it a very serious matter.
1556 01:40:38 We're involving allof our local, state...
1557 01:40:41 You have a problemwith the food here, inmate?
1558 01:40:42 No, no, no, Warden.No problem.
1559 01:40:46 Reckon your stomach'snot been bothering you lately?
1560 01:40:49 No, Warden, no.
1561 01:40:51 Thank...Thank you for asking me.
1562 01:40:57 (TRAY CLATTERS)
1563 01:40:58 You best becleaning up your mess.
1564 01:41:02 GUARD: Now!Sir. (CLEARS THROAT)
1565 01:41:07 Huh?
1566 01:41:13 (JOE GRUNTS)
1567 01:41:15 What'd you say to me, inmate?
1568 01:41:19 Go on.
1569 01:41:23 Thank you.
1570 01:41:27 GRAYSON: What about thedisgruntled fired employee?
1571 01:41:31 The brother ofthe one-armed bartender?
1572 01:41:32 Jimmy Logan was firedsix weeks before the robbery.
1573 01:41:36 His brother, Clyde, isthe one-armed bartender
1574 01:41:39 Max Chilblain claims tohave seen during the race.
1575 01:41:42 But we know there'sno way Clyde Logan
1576 01:41:44 could have been inthat underground walkway
1577 01:41:46 because he was serving time atthe Monroe Correctional Facility
1578 01:41:49 on the day of the robbery.
1579 01:41:51 Hmm.
1580 01:41:55 I hate airtight alibis.
1581 01:41:58 Where did JimmyLogan's cell phone
1582 01:42:00 tell us he was during the race?
1583 01:42:01 Jimmy Logan doesn'thave a cell phone.
1584 01:42:03 Shut off three monthsago for non-payment.
1585 01:42:06 He also drivesa 1983 Ford F-150,
1586 01:42:10 so no GPS.
1587 01:42:12 No email, no social media.
1588 01:42:15 We did get a fewhits on his name
1589 01:42:16 on other social media accounts,
1590 01:42:18 which place him at Valley ViewHigh School during the race.
1591 01:42:21 His daughter was competing in theMiss Pretty West Virginia Pageant.
1592 01:42:25 And apparently she won.
1593 01:42:58 (COUNTRY SONGPLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1594 01:43:04 How's your brother?
1595 01:43:08 I wouldn't know.
1596 01:43:11 You haven't talked to him?Nope.
1597 01:43:16 Not once?
1598 01:43:18 Nope.(SCOFFS)
1599 01:43:22 Well, it seemsstrange, you know,
1600 01:43:25 you two being so close and all.
1601 01:43:29 Last I heard, he moved southto be closer to his daughter.
1602 01:43:35 (EXHALES)
1603 01:43:37 How far south?
1604 01:43:39 Lynchburg.
1605 01:43:43 Guess his ex moved down there
1606 01:43:45 when her husbandopened a new car lot.
1607 01:43:53 Well,
1608 01:43:55 if you do speak to him...
1609 01:44:01 Tell him I'dlike to talk to him.
1610 01:44:03 I doubt I'll be talking to him.
1611 01:44:20 He never told you whyhe gave all that money back?
1612 01:44:34 On the house.
1613 01:44:39 Generous.
1614 01:44:44 You've had your six months,and you made no arrests.
1615 01:44:48 Meanwhile, the localstalk about these thieves
1616 01:44:50 like they're some typeof Hee Haw Heroes.
1617 01:44:54 So, we would liketo move forward
1618 01:44:57 and put this entire incident
1619 01:44:59 in our rearview mirror,if you will.
1620 01:45:02 Okay?
1621 01:45:11 Thank you again.
1622 01:45:14 I do have one last question.
1623 01:45:17 Sure.
1624 01:45:18 You just said you received apayout from your insurance company
1625 01:45:21 for the money thatwasn't recovered.
1626 01:45:23 Yes. That's right.
1627 01:45:25 Hmm.
1628 01:45:27 We were here with forensicaccountants for weeks
1629 01:45:30 poring over the registerlogs and receipts.
1630 01:45:34 No one here was ever ableto give us an exact accounting
1631 01:45:37 of how much moneywas actually stolen.
1632 01:45:39 Right, um... It's...Well, it's very complex.
1633 01:45:43 The algorithm and whatnot.
1634 01:45:44 Yeah, we heard aboutthe complicated algorithms.
1635 01:45:47 So how did you arriveat the number to ask for?
1636 01:45:50 If you didn't knowhow much was stolen.
1637 01:45:54 I'm not an accountant, so, uh, Iwasn't in there for those discussions.
1638 01:45:59 But as far as all of us here atCharlotte Motor Speedway are concerned,
1639 01:46:04 the matter has been resolvedto our satisfaction.
1640 01:46:07 (JOE CLEARS THROAT)
1641 01:46:18 (LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1642 01:46:47 Assholes.
1643 01:47:30 (SIGHS)
1644 01:47:33 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
1645 01:47:35 You seriously want to trustthese two with our lives?
1646 01:47:40 They're gonna knowwhat we want 'em to know.
1647 01:48:26 All right!But we can get two more.
1648 01:48:28 What's rule eight?
1649 01:48:29 "Don't get greedy."
1650 01:48:30 All right, you're done here. Come on,you got to get the car anyway. Go!
1651 01:49:27 Yeah, you're right there. You're righton top of it. Just dig in there.
1652 01:49:44 DRIVER: Mr. Naaman?
1653 01:49:50 Oh, this one's addressed to you.
1654 01:49:52 Came in throughthe donation box.
1655 01:49:55 It's heavy,but don't get excited.
1656 01:49:58 It's got to be from a crazy, writtenwith crayon. Know what I mean?
1657 01:50:32 (GASPS)
1658 01:50:40 Where to, Mr. Naaman?
1659 01:50:43 (CHUCKLES)
1660 01:50:48 (LAUGHS)
1661 01:51:01 Hey.Hi.
1662 01:51:04 New job?
1663 01:51:06 Yeah. It's just seasonal.
1664 01:51:09 I hope they keep me on, though.It's nice being close to home.
1665 01:51:13 You want to come in?
1666 01:51:15 No, no. I'll just wait.
1667 01:51:17 Daddy!Hey! What's up, ma“?
1668 01:51:20 Body slam!
1669 01:51:22 What time you want her back?
1670 01:51:24 Whatever timeworks best for you.
1671 01:51:26 We're just around.All right.
1672 01:51:28 Don't wait up!
1673 01:51:31 All right. So I wasthinking putt-putt golf.
1674 01:51:35 They got those newgo-karts down there.
1675 01:51:37 Sure. As long aswe get gelato after.
1676 01:51:39 Gelato?Yeah.
1677 01:51:40 Ain't that like fancy ice cream?
1678 01:51:42 I thought you couldn't do that'cause of your pageants.
1679 01:51:44 SADIE: Oh, I'm overall that stuff.
1680 01:51:46 I've been really getting intothe culinary arts lately.
1681 01:51:49 (CHUCKLES)Oh, cum-what'?
1682 01:51:51 Cooking! I've beenwatching a lot of Top Chef.
1683 01:51:55 Really?Yeah.
1684 01:51:56 I've been learning a lot. Like howgelato isn't just fancy ice cream.
1685 01:52:00 It's made at a slowerchurn rate than ice cream,
1686 01:52:02 so less air gets mixed in.
1687 01:52:04 That's why it hassuch a silky texture.
1688 01:52:07 A churn rate, huh?
1689 01:52:09 Yeah, a churn rate. How fast thepaddle in the machine moves.
1690 01:52:12 Sometimes the paddleis called a dasher.
1691 01:52:15 Oh, yeah, no,I know what that is. A dasher.
1692 01:52:18 It's kinda likeDasher and Dancer and Vixen.
1693 01:52:22 No. Daddy!
1694 01:52:24 I know exactly what that is.No, it's not that.
1695 01:52:26 I didn't know thatreindeer made ice cream.
1696 01:52:28 SADIE: They don't!
1697 01:52:31 You funny.
1698 01:52:33 You funny.You funny-looking.
1699 01:52:35 (COUNTRY SONGPLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1700 01:52:45 You never told me how youknew the coast was clear
1701 01:52:48 and we could go get the money.
1702 01:52:51 Well, you know howthat phone company
1703 01:52:53 that give you about 60 daysto pay that phone bill?
1704 01:52:56 Yeah. Well, you go one day overand they shut your phone off.
1705 01:53:00 So?
1706 01:53:02 (JIMMY CHUCKLES)
1707 01:53:04 I ain't paid the bill out at thetrailer in like six months.
1708 01:53:08 So?
1709 01:53:10 I figured long as they was tappingmy phone, they'd keep it on.
1710 01:53:13 About a week ago,it finally went dead.
1711 01:53:19 That's pretty good.Yeah.
1712 01:53:21 You came up withthat on your own?
1713 01:53:23 Yes, I did.
1714 01:53:24 Well, that's a lot of thinking for a Logan.(JIMMY CHUCKLES)
1715 01:53:39 Hey, Jimmy.(CHUCKLES) Hey.
1716 01:53:43 What you doing?
1717 01:53:46 So, Mellie...(CLEARS THROAT)
1718 01:53:49 (EXHALES)
1719 01:53:50 What do you make of allthis Logan Curse stuff?
1720 01:53:55 Well, that's Clyde's thing. I neverreally gave it that much thought.
1721 01:54:00 What about you? You think we'redestined to repeat the past?
1722 01:54:06 No.
1723 01:54:09 I'm all about the future.
1724 01:54:16 Oh, shoot. Sorry about that.Another Especial for the lady?
1725 01:54:19 GRAYSON: Yeah.I missed out on the toast.
1726 01:54:21 You know they say it's bad luckto toast with an empty glass.
1727 01:54:25 They do say that.
1728 01:54:26 It's also bad luckto toast alone, so,
1729 01:54:29 why don't you pouryourself one on me?
1730 01:54:31 So you don't jinx me.
1731 01:54:36 CLYDE: I would have remembered ifyou'd ever been in the bar before.
1732 01:54:41 Are you just passing through?GRAYSON: Yeah. Passing through.
1733 01:54:46 But I'm hoping to stay a while.
1734 01:54:50 Well, then...
1735 01:54:53 Here's to staying a while.
1736 01:58:02 (NASCAR RACE CAR RACESAROUND A TRACK)
1737 01:58:17 (NASCAR RACE CAR RACESAROUND A TRACK)
1738 01:58:43 (NASCAR RACE CAR RACESAROUND A TRACK)