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1 00:00:49 If you were to ask the five
2 00:00:50 best filmmakers inthe world right now
3 00:00:53 to make a movie like this...
4 00:00:55 it...
5 00:00:56 it wouldn't even bein the same universe.
6 00:00:59 I was blown away.
7 00:01:00 Like, like three minutes into it,I figure this is
8 00:01:02 the fucking greatest movieI've ever seen in my life.
9 00:01:04 It has withstood, liketen years?
10 00:01:08 And people are still watching amovie and talking about a movie.
11 00:01:11 People aren't doing that about
12 00:01:12 whatever won the Oscar forbest picture ten years ago.
13 00:01:15 What genius is behind this?
14 00:01:16 Tommy wanted to break
15 00:01:18 Tommy wanted to breakbarriers in filmmaking.
16 00:01:19 I think that he had avery clear vision.
17 00:01:22 He is a figure of mysterywhere, you know,
18 00:01:24 you do wanna learnmore about him.
19 00:01:25 Who is this man?Who is this auteur?
20 00:01:27 The kind of sheer ambition of it...
21 00:01:30 is...
22 00:01:31 is in-incredible.
23 00:01:32 The numbers probably prove
24 00:01:35 how unlikely it isthat you'll make it.
25 00:01:38 If I had a time machine,
26 00:01:39 I wouldn't go do abunch of stu-- uh,
27 00:01:42 stuff you-- I would go backand try and
28 00:01:45 get on that set just to watchand feel what it was like
29 00:01:49 'cause it has to be...
30 00:01:50 unbelievable.
31 00:01:59 Subs by enwansix
32 00:02:05 We'll hang ourselves tomorrow.
33 00:02:08 Unless 'Gah-dow' comes.
34 00:02:11 And, and if he comes?
35 00:02:13 We'll be saved.
36 00:02:15 Well?
37 00:02:19 S-shall we go?
38 00:02:22 Pull on your trousers.
39 00:02:24 What?
40 00:02:25 Pull on your trousers.
41 00:02:28 You want me topull off my trousers?
42 00:02:29 No, I want you to stop.Stop.
43 00:02:32 Jesus, that was painfullyunremarkable.
44 00:02:35 Rob, y-you're like a robot.
45 00:02:38 Yeah.
46 00:02:38 And it's God-oh.
47 00:02:39 Sorry.
48 00:02:40 And Greg...you were so scared
49 00:02:42 and so insecure.
50 00:02:44 you're like a-like awounded puppy.
51 00:02:46 Do you evenwant to be an actor?
52 00:02:49 Yeah, m-more than anything.
53 00:02:51 Okay, well, it must be a big secretbecause I can't tell at all.
54 00:02:55 You've been coming to classfor about two months now?
55 00:02:58 And um...
56 00:03:00 You need to-to loosen up, and relax!
57 00:03:03 You've got to reallyjust expose yourself
58 00:03:05 or no one's ever gonna care.
59 00:03:07 Okay, Greg?
60 00:03:08 Yeah, okay.
61 00:03:09 Okay. Thank you.
62 00:03:12 Okay, who here can reallyreveal themselves to the class?
63 00:03:18 Anybody?
64 00:03:20 I go.
65 00:03:22 Great.
66 00:03:24 What do you have forus today, Thomas?
67 00:03:26 It Tommy.
68 00:03:27 Always Tommy.
69 00:03:29 You, come on with this scene.
70 00:03:31 Okay.
71 00:03:41 What are we doing?
72 00:03:44 Do you know--?
73 00:03:45 Just go with it.
74 00:03:53 Stella...
75 00:03:58 Stella...
76 00:04:02 Stella!
77 00:04:06 Stella!
78 00:04:14 Stella!
79 00:04:16 Stella!
80 00:04:19 Stella!
81 00:04:29 Stella.
82 00:04:31 Stella!
83 00:04:32 Stella!
84 00:04:35 Stella!
85 00:04:39 Stella!
86 00:04:46 Don't ever leave me, baby.
87 00:04:49 Uh...
88 00:04:51 Thank you. For. That.
89 00:04:55 Uh, hey!
90 00:04:58 Uh, e-excuse me...
91 00:04:59 Tommy?
92 00:05:04 Hey.
93 00:05:06 Um, I'm-I'm Greg.
94 00:05:08 Yah.
95 00:05:09 I see you in there.
96 00:05:11 Um, I was-I was just
97 00:05:13 wondering if you maybe wantedto do a scene together.
98 00:05:18 You wanna do scene with me?
99 00:05:20 Yeah.
100 00:05:24 Okay.
101 00:05:28 Okay.
102 00:05:30 No blitzing!
103 00:05:31 - Pass!- Hit it, hit it!
104 00:05:32 Yeah! Come on, boy!
105 00:05:34 Uh-huh! What you got?
106 00:05:36 Oh, hey, hey, car, car,sidewalk, sidewalk.
107 00:05:38 Come here!
108 00:05:39 Yeah!
109 00:05:41 Hey, ju- uh,give me a second, guys.
110 00:05:44 Hey.
111 00:05:46 All your friend little kid?
112 00:05:48 Yeah, nah, I was-I was just waitin' for you.
113 00:05:50 Okay, get in.
114 00:05:52 Oh, I-I thought we were justgonna do it at my place?
115 00:05:54 No, I have to eat.
116 00:05:55 Don't worry, I know great place,you'll love it.
117 00:05:58 Oh, okay.
118 00:06:00 And bring football.
119 00:06:01 Sure.
120 00:06:01 All right, I'm gonna-I'm gonna go, guys.
121 00:06:03 I'll see you guys later.
122 00:06:07 Nice car.
123 00:06:10 Why you pullin'?
124 00:06:11 No, just, you know, none of myfriends have a car this nice.
125 00:06:14 'Cause all yourfriend little kid.
126 00:06:17 You know, Ijust mean it's expensive,
127 00:06:19 It's nice,that'-that's all.
128 00:06:20 Don't talk about me.
129 00:06:22 Do what?
130 00:06:23 What I drive.
131 00:06:24 What I say, what I do.
132 00:06:26 Don't tell anybody.
133 00:06:28 You understand, yeah?
134 00:06:29 Yeah. No, I-I won't.
135 00:06:31 'Kay.
136 00:06:32 And don't look at robot crab.
137 00:06:34 He's shy.
138 00:06:37 Bye, little kids.
139 00:06:42 So.
140 00:06:44 Why you bring me here?
141 00:06:46 Wh-what do you mean?
142 00:06:48 Scene partner.
143 00:06:50 That joke?
144 00:06:51 No, not at all.
145 00:06:52 Then what, Greg?
146 00:06:53 I don't see point.
147 00:06:55 Okay, um.
148 00:06:57 All right, listen, when um, when I...
149 00:06:59 When I get up on stagein front of people...
150 00:07:02 It's like all I couldthink about is uh...
151 00:07:04 "what if-what if theylaugh at me? Or
152 00:07:06 if I embarrass myself?"
153 00:07:07 Mm-hmm.
154 00:07:08 Um, but you, man,you're like
155 00:07:09 fucking fearless!
156 00:07:10 And I just--I-I wanna feel that too.
157 00:07:12 I just, I want--I want that.- Okay.
158 00:07:14 I want what-what you have
159 00:07:16 and I just--I-I figured I could
160 00:07:18 I could learn something from you.That's-that's it.
161 00:07:20 Oh, alright.
162 00:07:22 Yeah.
163 00:07:23 Let's do scene.
164 00:07:24 Oh, you wanna-you wanna do a scene here?
165 00:07:28 Are you not dedicated actor?
166 00:07:29 I'm dedicated, I just, there,
167 00:07:30 you know, there's people eating,I just don't--
168 00:07:32 I don't care about these people.
169 00:07:34 Come on, you have to do it.
170 00:07:36 Uh, okay, yeah.
171 00:07:37 I'll play the man,
172 00:07:39 "The Lightning Rod Man",
173 00:07:40 and you play thisother one with the Z.
174 00:07:43 Uh, Zachariah, Zachariah.
175 00:07:45 -Yeah.-Okay.
176 00:07:46 Good day, sir!
177 00:07:49 Um.
178 00:07:49 Good day.
179 00:07:50 Come on,you have to be louder!
180 00:07:52 Tommy, it's just, I'm--
181 00:07:54 Don't worry about these people!
182 00:07:55 There only youand there only me.
183 00:07:57 Now do it.
184 00:07:59 Project!
185 00:08:00 Okay, okay.
186 00:08:01 Good day, sir!
187 00:08:02 Okay, uh, um.
188 00:08:04 Don't be weird.
189 00:08:05 -I'm, uh...-Just do it.
190 00:08:06 I'm sorry, uh...
191 00:08:07 Uh, have I the honor,a visit
192 00:08:10 from the illustrious
193 00:08:11 -god, Jupiter Tonans?-Okay, that's good.
194 00:08:13 -Keep going!-All right.
195 00:08:14 -It's great.-Uh, so, uh...
196 00:08:15 So stood-stood he in-in the Greek statue of old,
197 00:08:19 grasping the lightning bolt.
198 00:08:21 Yah?
199 00:08:22 -Uh, if you be he,-What he do it?
200 00:08:24 or his viceroy, I-I have to
201 00:08:26 Okay, that good.
202 00:08:27 I have to thank you forthis noble storm you have
203 00:08:29 brewed among our mountains.
204 00:08:31 Okay, it's great.Now, we're on top a mountain.
205 00:08:33 The rain pouring,wind going...
206 00:08:36 Whoo-woo.
207 00:08:37 And the lightning, everything.
208 00:08:39 Okay.
209 00:08:39 A very fine rod!
210 00:08:41 I dare say!
211 00:08:43 And what are theseparticular precautions of yours?!
212 00:08:46 Close yonder shutter!
213 00:08:48 The slanting rainbeating through!
214 00:08:51 Come on! Come on!
215 00:08:52 -All right, uh.-Mountain top, right now!
216 00:08:54 Is rain, it wind going...
217 00:08:56 Are you-are you mad?
218 00:08:59 Uh, know you not that, uh, yon
219 00:09:02 yon iron bar is aswift conductor?!
220 00:09:05 Pray, touch the bell,pull there.
221 00:09:07 Uh.
222 00:09:08 Uh, are you frantic?
223 00:09:10 Are you frantic?
224 00:09:12 Never touch bell-wirein a thunderstorm!
225 00:09:15 Oh, wow.
226 00:09:16 Nor ring a bell of any sort!
227 00:09:18 Wow!
228 00:09:20 How this guy?!
229 00:09:21 Wow!
230 00:09:23 Thank you.
231 00:09:23 Wow, everybody got lucky today.
232 00:09:26 You don't have to payfor this performance.
233 00:09:28 Thank you. You're welcome.Very much.
234 00:09:31 Tommy, that feltfucking amazing, man!
235 00:09:33 There you go,now you're acting, Greg.
236 00:09:37 I would like Shakespeare.
237 00:09:42 Whoa.
238 00:09:44 How uh, how oftenyou play football, Tommy?
239 00:09:46 I love football!
240 00:09:48 You love it?
241 00:09:50 It's nice to play.
242 00:09:51 Yeah, I agree.
243 00:09:53 Great American game.
244 00:09:56 Okay.
245 00:09:57 Got it here.
246 00:09:59 You ever been toLos Angeles?
247 00:10:01 Yeah.
248 00:10:01 Yeah, yeah, once uh,when I was little.
249 00:10:04 And my mom took medown there.
250 00:10:06 It's like, best twodays of my life.
251 00:10:08 Los Angeles...
252 00:10:10 everybody want to be star.
253 00:10:12 All the pretty boys.
254 00:10:15 They're lining upfor the big shot.
255 00:10:17 Just uh,
256 00:10:18 just have to get lucky,I guess.
257 00:10:20 No.
258 00:10:23 No.
259 00:10:24 It's not luck, Greg.
260 00:10:27 Greg, you have to be the best.
261 00:10:29 You have to bethe best you can be.
262 00:10:31 And never give up.
263 00:10:35 Whoa.
264 00:10:36 What are you--what are wedoing here? What?
265 00:10:38 Okay.
266 00:10:40 All right.
267 00:10:41 Touchdown!
268 00:10:44 Touchdown!
269 00:10:46 -Touchdown!-Touchdown!
270 00:10:48 This is a cool fuckingbuilding, man.
271 00:10:50 How long have you lived here?
272 00:10:52 Must ask you again,don't talk about me.
273 00:10:55 Not to class...not to anybody.
274 00:10:58 Yeah, no, of course.
275 00:11:03 This is it.
276 00:11:10 Okay.
277 00:11:14 Come in.
278 00:11:16 Can go in there.
279 00:11:17 Maid on vacation.
280 00:11:20 Wha-?
281 00:11:26 Uh, Tommy, where uh,where you from?
282 00:11:29 From New Orleans.
283 00:11:30 Oh, no, like, uh,like originally?
284 00:11:32 Hey, that one, you know,Louisiana.
285 00:11:36 Okay.
286 00:11:37 The accent threw me off.
287 00:11:38 What accent?
288 00:11:40 You want Redbull?
289 00:11:44 Thanks.
290 00:11:46 Wh-when was this taken?
291 00:11:48 Few years ago.
292 00:11:49 Really? You just...
293 00:11:50 You look so young in it.
294 00:11:52 Wow.
295 00:11:53 Look at that.Don't be smart guy.
296 00:11:55 Oh, sorry, man.
297 00:11:56 Why don't you sit down, relax?
298 00:11:58 Yeah, yeah, no, that was...
299 00:11:59 my bad. I didn't mean to...
300 00:12:00 Looking all my stuff.
301 00:12:02 Yeah.
302 00:12:03 Sorry.
303 00:12:03 A little bit nosy guy.
304 00:12:05 Yeah.
305 00:12:14 Uh, so, uh, what-how'dyou get into acting?
306 00:12:17 Oh.
307 00:12:18 It always been dream.
308 00:12:20 Long time.
309 00:12:21 Yeah?
310 00:12:23 But I ignore it.
311 00:12:24 Then one dayI get into accident.
312 00:12:26 What happened?
313 00:12:27 Guy run red light.
314 00:12:28 And smash.
315 00:12:29 Whoa?
316 00:12:30 Very bad for Tommy.
317 00:12:31 I almost die.
318 00:12:33 But then I survive.
319 00:12:35 Whoa.
320 00:12:36 It was like, wake up call,you could say.
321 00:12:38 Yeah, definitely.
322 00:12:39 After that, I stopped doingall the other things.
323 00:12:42 And I...
324 00:12:43 go back to my dream.
325 00:12:45 And everybody say,"you're such crazy guy.
326 00:12:47 you're so stupid guy."
327 00:12:48 I said, "I don't care."
328 00:12:50 I do it.
329 00:12:51 Yes.
330 00:12:51 I know I can do it.
331 00:12:52 I get that.
332 00:12:53 With me,everything changed with
333 00:12:54 Home Alone.
334 00:12:56 Oh, you...
335 00:12:57 you're home alonelong time?
336 00:13:00 Uh, the mov-the movie...
337 00:13:02 -the movie Home Alone?-Ah, it's a movie.
338 00:13:03 Yeah.
339 00:13:04 With, uh, with Macaulay Culkin?
340 00:13:06 Okay.
341 00:13:07 Okay, um.
342 00:13:09 Yeah, so, anyway that movie,it spoke to me, you know? It...
343 00:13:12 It changed my life and-and ever since then, I just...
344 00:13:15 I've... just...
345 00:13:16 I get it.
346 00:13:17 You want to be star.
347 00:13:20 Yeah, I...
348 00:13:21 just wanted to be in the movies.
349 00:13:23 You know, Greg...
350 00:13:25 you and me,we are the same.
351 00:13:27 Oh, yeah? How's-how's that?
352 00:13:30 We both have this dream.
353 00:13:32 Yeah, I guess we do.
354 00:13:34 And...
355 00:13:35 for information...
356 00:13:36 I was 'home alone' too.
357 00:13:39 Except not movie,in real life.
358 00:13:46 Don't I buy youeverything you want?
359 00:13:48 A bicycle? You get a bicycle.
360 00:13:49 A car?
361 00:13:50 You buy me many things.
362 00:13:51 No, no, no, no.
363 00:13:52 He bought me many things.
364 00:13:54 We give you love andaffection, don't we?
365 00:13:56 It's not a place for kids.
366 00:13:57 A minute ago, you saidyou didn't care if he drinks.
367 00:14:00 He said "a little drink."
368 00:14:02 You're tearing me apart!
369 00:14:05 Oh, my God.
370 00:14:06 You, you say one thing,he says another...
371 00:14:09 He's the best, I told you.
372 00:14:11 You're taking me apart!
373 00:14:13 "Tearing."You're tearing me apart.
374 00:14:14 Yeah, he's emotion!
375 00:14:16 Moment to moment.Not plastic.
376 00:14:18 I knew you'd like it, man.
377 00:14:20 You know,you could be like Dean.
378 00:14:21 Me?
379 00:14:22 My God, you behind the schedule.
380 00:14:24 Listen to me, young man.
381 00:14:26 You have the gift,you have the look.
382 00:14:28 Yeah.
383 00:14:29 Hey, if I can have a career inthis business, so can you, man.
384 00:14:32 Ah.
385 00:14:33 I don't want career.
386 00:14:35 You don't want a career?I thought that's...
387 00:14:36 I want my own planet.
388 00:14:38 Uh, your own planet?
389 00:14:40 Yeah, it's cool,everybody love each other.
390 00:14:41 That's why it's the best planet.
391 00:14:44 Sounds great!Sounds ideal, really.
392 00:14:46 I have a present for you.
393 00:14:48 Welcome to my planet, Greg.
394 00:14:51 Oh, my God.
395 00:14:53 Yeah, yeah,Rebel Without a Cause,
396 00:14:55 East of Eden, and Giant.That's it.
397 00:14:57 Wow.
398 00:14:58 Yeah, three movies, and thenall of a sudden, he's dead.
399 00:15:01 -That's so crazy.-Yeah.
400 00:15:02 -Tragedy.-It is.
401 00:15:03 You know he died just alittle bit south of here?
402 00:15:05 I wanna go one dayto the crash site.
403 00:15:07 Pay my respects.
404 00:15:08 Why don't we go now?
405 00:15:10 Now? Now, Tommy,it's not that close.
406 00:15:12 It's like 300 miles away.
407 00:15:14 300 mile, who care?
408 00:15:15 We just do it.
409 00:15:16 It would take hours, man.
410 00:15:18 Okay.
411 00:15:19 Now, you drive.
412 00:15:20 What?
413 00:15:21 Tommy, are you serious?
414 00:15:22 Yeah, I'm serious.
415 00:15:24 Greg, the Deanwon't come to you.
416 00:15:26 You have to go to the Dean.
417 00:15:29 All right, fuck it.
418 00:15:30 All right, let's do this shit.
419 00:15:32 Road trip!
420 00:15:33 Road trip!
421 00:15:37 "I miss you"
422 00:15:38 "very much."
423 00:15:40 His whole life,people tell him,
424 00:15:42 "You're not good enough.You'll never make it."
425 00:15:44 But he doesn't listen.
426 00:15:45 He show them all.
427 00:15:47 That will be usone day, Greg.
428 00:15:50 I... I hope we're notdead on the side of a road.
429 00:15:53 No, not that part.
430 00:15:55 That we'll be famous.
431 00:15:56 We'll show them.
432 00:15:58 You'll see.
433 00:16:00 Yeah, maybe.
434 00:16:01 No, Greg, listen.
435 00:16:03 Give me pinky.
436 00:16:05 What?
437 00:16:06 What are we ten years old?
438 00:16:07 We pinky swear.
439 00:16:09 Right here, right now.
440 00:16:11 We make pact.
441 00:16:13 That we alwayspush each other.
442 00:16:16 That we alwaysbelieve in each other.
443 00:16:19 And that we willnever forget dream.
444 00:16:23 All right.
445 00:16:25 Okey?
446 00:16:27 Okay.
447 00:16:27 Whooo!
448 00:16:29 Whoo!
449 00:16:30 James Dean!
450 00:16:32 Ah! We miss you, James!
451 00:16:33 We're with you, brother, always!
452 00:16:36 ♪ Never gonna make you cry ♪-Never gonna make you cry
453 00:16:38 ♪ Never gonna say goodbye ♪-Never gonna say goodbye
454 00:16:40 ♪ Never gonna tell a lie and ♪
455 00:16:43 ♪ Hurt you ♪
456 00:16:45 I think it about us, huh?
457 00:16:47 Maybe.
458 00:16:48 Yeah, maybe.
459 00:16:50 You know, Greg,I've been thinking.
460 00:16:53 We should move to Los Angeles.
461 00:16:55 Really, it's whereeverything happening.
462 00:16:58 Yeah, I fuckin' wish.
463 00:16:59 So, why not?
464 00:17:01 Um, for one, I...I can't afford it.
465 00:17:04 It's no problem.We just go stay at my place.
466 00:17:07 Wait, what, y-you havea place in L.A.?
467 00:17:10 Yeah, I have apartmentI rarely use.
468 00:17:12 We can go there together.
469 00:17:14 Wait, Tommy, y-you have an apartmentin L.A. and San Francisco?
470 00:17:19 Yeah.
471 00:17:19 How? How do you afford that? Wha-?
472 00:17:22 Greg, money not issue.
473 00:17:23 I told you.
474 00:17:25 Tommy, a-are you? You'rebeing serious right now?
475 00:17:28 Yes, Greg.
476 00:17:29 But the real question...
477 00:17:32 Are you serious?
478 00:17:33 Uh, uh, yes! I'm-are you kidding?!Absolu-- are you?
479 00:17:37 Yes! Let's do this!
480 00:17:38 All right! Roommates!
481 00:17:40 Roommates!
482 00:17:42 Yeah, I see yousmiling, babyface.
483 00:17:44 It's gonna be great.
484 00:17:46 Whoo!
485 00:17:47 ♪ I'm never gonna give you up ♪
486 00:17:49 ♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
487 00:17:52 ♪ Never goin' to run around ♪
488 00:17:54 ♪ And desert you! ♪
489 00:17:56 Greg!
490 00:17:58 ♪ Never gonna make you cry ♪
491 00:17:59 Greg.
492 00:18:00 Greg!
493 00:18:00 Have you lost your mind?
494 00:18:02 What? You're leaving now?
495 00:18:04 -Yeah.-No.
496 00:18:06 No! This is absurd!
497 00:18:07 You can't just pack up
498 00:18:08 -and move to Los Angeles.-Mom.
499 00:18:10 What are you gonnado for money?
500 00:18:11 I have money savedfrom my modeling jobs.
501 00:18:14 From your mo-- uh!
502 00:18:15 That money's gonnalast you two weeks.
503 00:18:16 Then what are you gonna do?
504 00:18:17 Then I'll get a job, or...
505 00:18:19 I don't know,but I'll figure it out.
506 00:18:21 What about this Tommy person?
507 00:18:22 You barely know this guy.You're moving in with him?
508 00:18:24 He's being a good friend.He's just lookin' out for me.
509 00:18:26 Oh, my God, Greg.
510 00:18:29 Do you...
511 00:18:31 Do you understandhow hard it is?
512 00:18:33 This acting thing?
513 00:18:35 You don't just...
514 00:18:36 show up in L.A.and things happen.
515 00:18:39 It doesn't work like that.
516 00:18:40 You have to know people.
517 00:18:41 You have tobe very lucky.
518 00:18:43 You have to work
519 00:18:44 really hard.
520 00:18:45 You have to be talented.
521 00:18:49 I... I didn't mean it like that.
522 00:18:52 Oh, my God.
523 00:18:57 Okay.
524 00:18:58 -Good.-What, what are you--
525 00:18:59 -Mom, no, no, Mom, Mom.-I wanna meet Tommy.
526 00:19:01 I wanna meet yourlittle friend, Tommy.
527 00:19:02 -Why? Why?-It's gonna be good.
528 00:19:04 Mom, come on.
529 00:19:04 Hello, hi!
530 00:19:05 Hi.
531 00:19:06 Why is he driving a Mercedes?
532 00:19:07 It's complicated.
533 00:19:08 Greg, wait!Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
534 00:19:10 I have an idea,
535 00:19:11 why don't you guyscome in for a second
536 00:19:13 and we'll uh, we'll get toknow each other
537 00:19:15 -a little bit.-We can't.
538 00:19:16 We don't have time, Mom.
539 00:19:17 Are you on a schedule?
540 00:19:18 Mom, just comegive me a hug, please.
541 00:19:19 Just a second, just a second,just a second.
542 00:19:21 This is quite a fancy caryou have here, Tommy.
543 00:19:24 Wow.
544 00:19:25 Wow.
545 00:19:27 How?
546 00:19:28 How old are you?
547 00:19:29 -Wow, the questions,-That's personal. You can't
548 00:19:31 -My God!-ask people that question.
549 00:19:32 I'm more like Greg age.
550 00:19:33 You're 19?
551 00:19:34 Yeah.
552 00:19:36 I just turned 14.
553 00:19:37 Wow, happy birthday.
554 00:19:38 Okay, Tommy...
555 00:19:40 what is it about my sonthat you find so intriguing?
556 00:19:43 No big deal.
557 00:19:45 Babyface cool guy.
558 00:19:46 Babyface.
559 00:19:48 Okay, Mom...
560 00:19:48 -Babyface?-It's a long drive.
561 00:19:50 Oh, my God.
562 00:19:51 Look at me.It's gonna be fine.
563 00:19:52 -But...-I'll be fine.
564 00:19:58 I'm gonna call youright when I get in, okay?
565 00:20:00 She crazy.
566 00:20:02 Tommy, shut up!
567 00:20:06 Wow.
568 00:20:07 ♪ Hit it ♪
569 00:20:08 ♪ Yeah ♪
570 00:20:09 ♪ Whoo ♪
571 00:20:10 ♪ Yeah ♪
572 00:20:11 ♪ Whoo ♪
573 00:20:12 ♪ Yeah ♪
574 00:20:13 ♪ Whoo ♪
575 00:20:14 ♪ Yeah ♪
576 00:20:16 ♪ Whoo ♪
577 00:20:17 See?
578 00:20:18 Almost to Los Angeles.
579 00:20:21 Oh, shit.
580 00:20:22 That downtown?
581 00:20:23 Yeah.
582 00:20:24 Oh, my God.
583 00:20:27 ♪ One, two, three,Get loose now ♪
584 00:20:30 ♪ It takes two to make ♪
585 00:20:31 ♪ It-It-It It takes two to make ♪
586 00:20:34 ♪ It-It-It It takes two ♪
587 00:20:35 ♪ It-It takes two ♪
588 00:20:36 ♪ It-It takes two to make ♪
589 00:20:38 ♪ It-It-It It takes two to make ♪
590 00:20:39 Home sweet home.
591 00:20:43 It's not castle, but...
592 00:20:44 it's okay.
593 00:20:47 It just my pied-à-terre.
594 00:20:50 It's perfect, man.
595 00:20:52 Yah.
596 00:20:54 Is it um...
597 00:20:55 just uh, the one bedroom?
598 00:20:59 You don't want toshare bed with me?
599 00:21:01 Uh, um...
600 00:21:03 I just joking!
601 00:21:04 Ha
602 00:21:04 Ha ha
603 00:21:04 Ha ha ha
604 00:21:05 Ha ha ha ha
605 00:21:05 Ha ha ha ha ha
606 00:21:06 Oh, my God.
607 00:21:06 You should haveseen your face.
608 00:21:09 You got me.
609 00:21:11 Don't worry,you take bedroom.
610 00:21:12 No. No, Tommy, no.
611 00:21:13 I just maybe put upsome curtain...
612 00:21:15 make a little roomin corner or something.
613 00:21:17 No, Tommy, no way,I'll take the couch.
614 00:21:19 -This is great, I swear.- No, no, no.
615 00:21:20 No, no, I insist, I insist.
616 00:21:22 I want you to be my guest, like...
617 00:21:23 Beauty and Beast.
618 00:21:25 I will be Beauty, of course.
619 00:21:27 Of course.
620 00:21:28 Oh, man.
621 00:21:30 Man, you've had this placethis whole time?
622 00:21:32 Yeah.
623 00:21:33 I... I had itseveral years now.
624 00:21:35 A-and you never wanted to like
625 00:21:37 move down here yourself and-and give acting a real shot?
626 00:21:40 Well, I never had friendto do it with before.
627 00:21:44 Come on,
628 00:21:45 I want to show you best part.
629 00:21:47 -Come on.-Yeah, yeah.
630 00:21:50 Look.
631 00:21:52 There it is.
632 00:21:54 It's incredible, man.
633 00:21:55 Yah.
634 00:21:56 We are doing this.
635 00:21:59 We're doing this!
636 00:22:00 Tomorrow...
637 00:22:02 this will all be yours, Greg.
638 00:22:04 Ah! We will own you, L.A.!
639 00:22:06 Watch out, here we come!
640 00:22:08 You will know our names!
641 00:22:10 ♪ You feel it, baby? ♪
642 00:22:11 ♪ Oooh ♪
643 00:22:13 ♪ I can too ♪
644 00:22:15 ♪ OoohBom bom bam bam bum ♪
645 00:22:17 ♪ Bom bom bam bam bum ♪
646 00:22:19 ♪ OoohBom bom bam bam bum ♪
647 00:22:21 ♪ Bom bom bam bam bum ♪
648 00:22:22 ♪ OoohBom bom bam bam bum ♪
649 00:22:24 ♪ Come on, swing it. ♪
650 00:22:26 ♪ Come on, swing it. ♪
651 00:22:28 Okay, too much wind machine.
652 00:22:30 Blow me away, by God!
653 00:22:38 ♪ It's such a good vibration ♪
654 00:22:41 ♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪
655 00:22:46 ♪ It's such a good vibration ♪
656 00:22:49 ♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪
657 00:22:51 See you soon.
658 00:22:54 ♪ Yeah, it's about that time ♪
659 00:22:57 So, are we the first agencyyou met with?
660 00:22:59 Uh, yeah.
661 00:23:00 Oh, wow, these are great.
662 00:23:02 Oh, thanks, man.
663 00:23:03 Yeah, these are great.
664 00:23:04 Are you funny?
665 00:23:06 Yes, yeah.
666 00:23:07 'Cause you should get acharacter head shot.
667 00:23:08 Yes, no, yeah, showmy comedic side.
668 00:23:10 Yeah, just one or two, but...
669 00:23:11 You know?
670 00:23:13 Gain weight?
671 00:23:14 -Would you do that for a role?-Hundred percent.
672 00:23:16 And then immediately lose it.
673 00:23:17 Yeah, you know what? I'm...
674 00:23:18 Whatever I need to do, right?
675 00:23:20 Yeah.
676 00:23:21 One second.
677 00:23:23 Uh, could you get Irisin here for a second?
678 00:23:24 Yes, sir.
679 00:23:25 Thank you so much.
680 00:23:26 Yes, sir.
681 00:23:28 Where's the fire?
682 00:23:31 Hey, I'm uh, I'm Greg.
683 00:23:40 Well.
684 00:23:45 Stand up.
685 00:23:47 Okay.
686 00:23:49 You want me to turn?
687 00:23:50 Hmm.
688 00:23:52 What's with the dyed hair?
689 00:23:54 Frosted tips.
690 00:23:54 I'd, I can--I'm notmarried to it. I can--
691 00:23:57 Okay.
692 00:23:59 You seein' anybody else?
693 00:24:01 I, uh, no, I wasn't-I wasn't planning.
694 00:24:03 No. You're mine.
695 00:24:04 You got it?
696 00:24:06 Yeah, no, uh.
697 00:24:06 Good bubbie.
698 00:24:07 Sign him up.
699 00:24:11 I like this one.
700 00:24:12 Welcome to Iris Burton agency.
701 00:24:15 Congratulations.
702 00:24:16 Okay.
703 00:24:19 Wow, you got agent, Greg!
704 00:24:21 It's celebration!
705 00:24:22 So you musttell me everything.
706 00:24:24 What do you mean?
707 00:24:25 The acting business.
708 00:24:27 How to becomebig star like you.
709 00:24:29 Big star?Tommy, I'm not a star.
710 00:24:31 Okay, so modest, this guy.
711 00:24:33 Come on, you're on your way.
712 00:24:35 I have to try to thinkof where to start.
713 00:24:36 I need agent?
714 00:24:37 Yeah, but that's kinda the hardest part.
715 00:24:40 You already have agent, right?
716 00:24:41 Yeah.
717 00:24:42 Okay, so you justtell agent about me.
718 00:24:44 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
719 00:24:45 You know what?That could work.
720 00:24:47 I've never...
721 00:24:47 Oh, my God!
722 00:24:49 Love this song!
723 00:24:51 Yeah, you...
724 00:24:52 I have to dance, Greg.
725 00:24:53 Yeah, dude,do what you gotta do.
726 00:24:54 God, come on!
727 00:24:56 Oh, no, no, no.
728 00:24:57 -Come on.-Not me, not me.
729 00:24:58 I'm like thegoofiest dancer.
730 00:24:59 -You have to do it.-No, please.
731 00:25:00 Don't worry, I'm great dancer.Come on!
732 00:25:03 No.
733 00:25:05 Oh, my God.
734 00:25:10 What? Wow.
735 00:25:11 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
736 00:25:14 ♪ The night ♪
737 00:25:15 Hey, do you need another?
738 00:25:17 Vodka soda?
739 00:25:18 Uh, yes, please, thank you.
740 00:25:20 Your friend is...unique.
741 00:25:23 Yeah, yeah, he's uh...
742 00:25:24 That's a good word for it.
743 00:25:27 Dude, have I seen yousome place before?
744 00:25:31 I don't know. I uh,I'm an actor.
745 00:25:34 I know, you're always at that uh,
746 00:25:36 Poquito Mas in the valley.
747 00:25:39 I'll tell you, next time,next time you see me there
748 00:25:41 you should come overand say hello.
749 00:25:44 or whatever.
750 00:25:45 Or you could justgive me a call.
751 00:25:46 My name is Amber.
752 00:25:48 Greg!
753 00:25:49 Come on, let go.
754 00:25:51 Just one...
755 00:25:53 This bar no good.
756 00:25:54 I guess we are going.
757 00:25:56 But uh, thank you anywaysfor the drink.
758 00:25:58 Oh, yeah, this one'son me, man.
759 00:25:59 Come on, this bar suck.
760 00:26:00 Okay, I should be uh,
761 00:26:02 Okay, yeah, all right.
762 00:26:04 -All right, bye. Bye.-See you. Talk to you soon.
763 00:26:07 You're crashin'.Come on, senator!
764 00:26:09 Stay with me.I ain't losin' you tonight.
765 00:26:12 We're losing him.
766 00:26:13 God dammit!
767 00:26:15 Rule to my class are simple.
768 00:26:17 Work hard.
769 00:26:18 Show up on time.
770 00:26:20 Try not fall asleep, everybody.
771 00:26:23 Any question for a start?
772 00:26:25 It sounds like you're doing...
773 00:26:27 Am I hearing an accent?
774 00:26:28 Uh, no, no, what do you mean?
775 00:26:30 'Cause I'm hearing a kindaeastern European accent.
776 00:26:33 Nah, that, uh, that's fromNew Orleans.
777 00:26:35 Where? What?
778 00:26:35 New Orleans, you heard?You know?
779 00:26:37 Where?
780 00:26:39 The Big Easy?
781 00:26:40 Oh, New Orleans!
782 00:26:41 I thought, I didn't knowwhat you were saying.
783 00:26:44 Okay, yeah, well...
784 00:26:45 Can we just try tolose the accent?
785 00:26:46 Take it again.
786 00:26:51 The rules to the classare simple.
787 00:26:55 Work hard.
788 00:26:57 Show up on time.
789 00:27:00 Try not to fall asleep.
790 00:27:06 Any question for a start?
791 00:27:10 Um, I think...
792 00:27:12 that about does her.
793 00:27:19 Well, I've been watching you.
794 00:27:21 Watching me?
795 00:27:21 I auditioned for that part.
796 00:27:23 That guy?
797 00:27:24 Yeah.
798 00:27:25 You're way moreattractive than that guy.
799 00:27:28 Yeah?
800 00:27:29 I'm back.
801 00:27:30 Tommy, hey!
802 00:27:32 Hey.
803 00:27:33 Who's this?
804 00:27:34 Uh, this is Amber,who I was telling you about.
805 00:27:37 Oh, girlfriend.
806 00:27:38 Um...
807 00:27:39 I don't-I don't know, um...
808 00:27:40 Okay. Well, I don't havetime for this.
809 00:27:42 I'm very busy right now.
810 00:27:43 I have to changereally quickly and go.
811 00:27:45 Okay. Is-is everything all right?
812 00:27:46 Yeah, everythinggreat on my end.
813 00:27:48 You heard ofKonstantin Stanislavski?
814 00:27:51 Of course, yeah, he's like
815 00:27:52 the greatest actingteacher of all time.
816 00:27:54 Yeah, and now he Tommyacting teacher.
817 00:27:56 He seen something specialin me, you know, maybe
818 00:27:59 you know, I become big star.
819 00:28:01 So I have firstclass this evening.
820 00:28:05 I'm pretty sureStanislavski's dead.
821 00:28:07 No, he not dead.
822 00:28:09 I just speak to him,for your information.
823 00:28:11 What, you think I speak to ghost?
824 00:28:13 -No.-No.
825 00:28:14 Maybe ghost real,but I can't talk to them.
826 00:28:16 -Hey, no, Tommy, Tommy,-Sorry.
827 00:28:17 -We're happy for you.-I'm sorry.
828 00:28:18 That's exciting.
829 00:28:19 Okay, I let you knowhow it is, babyface.
830 00:28:21 Maybe you can join me some day.
831 00:28:22 Maybe I will.
832 00:28:23 Not so busy.
833 00:28:24 Sorry.
834 00:28:25 Did he call you babyface?
835 00:28:26 Having girlfriend over,watching Gilmore Girls.
836 00:28:29 Whatever.
837 00:28:30 Love...is not love.
838 00:28:33 Which alterswhen alteration finds.
839 00:28:37 Stop. Stop!
840 00:28:42 What e-uh, exactlywere you doing there?
841 00:28:46 Uh, this sonnet.
842 00:28:47 You know sonnet?
843 00:28:48 Yeah, I know what a sonnet is.
844 00:28:50 But I think what I'm asking is
845 00:28:52 why on earth would you choose
846 00:28:54 to do that uh, here today?
847 00:28:56 I do the Shakespeare.
848 00:28:57 Have you, uh, lookedat yourself?
849 00:28:59 Yeah, I see myself.
850 00:29:00 This is, no offense,
851 00:29:02 you have a malevolent
852 00:29:03 uh, presence.
853 00:29:05 You are a perfect villain.
854 00:29:07 I'm not scary guy.
855 00:29:08 I could see you asDracula, Frankenstein.
856 00:29:11 I'm not Frankenstein!
857 00:29:13 I'm trying to giveyou a shortcut
858 00:29:15 to success.
859 00:29:17 Keep your shortcutin your pocket.
860 00:29:18 Have you read anyShakespeare?
861 00:29:20 I know all Shakespeare.
862 00:29:21 Well, The Tempest?
863 00:29:22 No.
864 00:29:23 You're Caliban.
865 00:29:24 Yeah? What he do?
866 00:29:26 He hero?
867 00:29:27 No, he's the ogre thatguards the island.
868 00:29:30 What's this "ogre"?
869 00:29:32 Ogre.
870 00:29:33 I am hero.
871 00:29:35 And you allare villain.
872 00:29:38 Yeah, you laugh.
873 00:29:40 "Ha ha ha."
874 00:29:41 You know what?That what villain do.
875 00:29:45 Okay.
876 00:29:46 Ha ha ha ha.
877 00:29:49 Dude, it's been a fuckin' year.
878 00:29:52 You know what I mean? Like...
879 00:29:53 I did this uh, this HBO thing
880 00:29:56 where I'm like the second lead.
881 00:29:57 Things been going crazy.
882 00:29:59 Yeah, I know it seems that way.
883 00:30:00 This where shit fuckin'...
884 00:30:01 Yeah, I know, you're gonnatake off after this.
885 00:30:03 This is like, you're goin', man.
886 00:30:04 I'm ha-I'm hap-you knowI'm happy for you, man.
887 00:30:07 What about you, though?
888 00:30:08 I've been-I've been good, man.
889 00:30:09 You been workin'?
890 00:30:10 Yeah, I don't know, myagents are saying it's
891 00:30:12 like kinda a slow seasonor whatever, but...
892 00:30:14 No, there's never a slow season.
893 00:30:16 It's always shit workin'.
894 00:30:18 Do you likecall your agents everyday?
895 00:30:20 -Yeah, I mean...-Where you start?
896 00:30:21 Fire that fuckin'spooky friend of yours.
897 00:30:23 That fuckin' vampire-lookin'motherfucker.
898 00:30:26 -It's like...-Tommy?
899 00:30:26 Who is-who is he?
900 00:30:27 He's just-I don't know,he's a friend.
901 00:30:29 -He's my roommate.-'Cause he's fuckin'...
902 00:30:30 You can't go anywherewith that dude.
903 00:30:31 Hollywood's pussy dries upwhen you walk in with this dude.
904 00:30:34 I... I... I...
905 00:30:35 They just fuckin' clampshut like a fuckin'...
906 00:30:37 Hollywood puts on afuckin' chastity belt.
907 00:30:41 Did you see thenew, uh, Star Wars?
908 00:30:44 No, I heard it was incredible.
909 00:30:45 Unwatchable.
910 00:30:47 You want another drink?
911 00:30:48 -Hmm.-Okay.
912 00:30:50 I kinda wondered aboutthe Jar Jar Binks thing.
913 00:30:52 It's pretty thin.
914 00:30:53 And you know,I don't know.
915 00:30:55 It doesn't reallyget you that far.
916 00:30:56 It's like too much action,like it never stops.
917 00:30:58 There's no story,and it makes me pass out.
918 00:31:01 A couple of friends of minewent and saw it recently.
919 00:31:03 Hi.
920 00:31:05 You big Hollywoodproducer, right?
921 00:31:07 I see-I see you on TV.
922 00:31:09 Yeah, I'm Hoyer.Nice to see you.
923 00:31:10 Tommy Wiseau.
924 00:31:12 Hi.
925 00:31:12 Nice to meet you, thank you.
926 00:31:13 Hi, young lady.
927 00:31:15 I don't wanna bullshit.
928 00:31:17 I don't wanna do noneof the bullshit.
929 00:31:18 I'm very talented.
930 00:31:20 And I have many good idea.
931 00:31:22 We're having dinner.
932 00:31:23 Okay, you don't walk upto people's table and do this.
933 00:31:25 That's not how it worksin this business, okay?
934 00:31:26 What way? Tell me, I do it.
935 00:31:28 You can call my agency,United Talent.
936 00:31:31 Send your resume toUnited Talent Agency,
937 00:31:33 to David Kramer.
938 00:31:34 -That's how you---I show you that.
939 00:31:35 Okay?
940 00:31:38 To be!
941 00:31:39 Or not to be!
942 00:31:41 That is the question.
943 00:31:44 Whether nobler in mind!
944 00:31:46 To suffer sling and arrow!
945 00:31:49 Sir, I'm gonna need toask you to stop that.
946 00:31:51 Is this gentleman bothering you?
947 00:31:52 What the fuck do you think?
948 00:31:53 You don't like Shakespeare?
949 00:31:54 Sir, I need you to leave.
950 00:31:55 Wha-?
951 00:31:56 Okay, I do the Tennessee William
952 00:31:57 I don't want Tennessee Williams,I don't want Shakespeare.
953 00:31:59 Stella!
954 00:32:00 Okay, now, we'regonna--security!
955 00:32:01 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry!-Security! No.
956 00:32:03 Sir, I'm gonna need you to leave.Right now.
957 00:32:06 Come here.
958 00:32:07 Tommy?
959 00:32:09 Just because you want it
960 00:32:11 doesn't mean it can happen.
961 00:32:13 Okay?
962 00:32:14 It's one in a million, evenif you have Brando's talent.
963 00:32:17 It's not gonna happen for you.Okay?
964 00:32:20 -But now, you have to go-Well, maybe I...
965 00:32:23 Maybe...
966 00:32:23 I'm not saying maybe.
967 00:32:25 I'm saying not ina million years.
968 00:32:28 But after that?
969 00:32:29 And not after.
970 00:32:33 I'm sorry.
971 00:32:34 I accept your apology.
972 00:32:35 Sorry.
973 00:32:36 Sorry, sir.Is everything okay now?
974 00:32:37 Yeah, thanks for rushing over.
975 00:32:38 He made it through twofuckin' acts of Shakespeare.
976 00:33:10 Tommy?
977 00:33:17 Tommy.
978 00:33:39 Tommy.
979 00:33:50 Tommy, you okay?
980 00:34:00 You think I'm villain?
981 00:34:01 What?
982 00:34:03 This town, Greg.
983 00:34:06 They don't want me.
984 00:34:08 They don't understand me.
985 00:34:13 Maybe I don't have what it take.
986 00:34:16 Yeah, man,I know what you mean.
987 00:34:18 -You do?-Yeah.
988 00:34:20 My agent won't returnmy calls, and...
989 00:34:24 all I hear is noall day, every day, it's...
990 00:34:27 it's fuckin' hard, man.
991 00:34:32 Nobody like me, Greg.
992 00:34:36 Nobody give me chance.
993 00:34:39 My whole life.
994 00:34:43 But hey, w-we can't give up, right?
995 00:34:47 I...
996 00:34:50 Maybe not worth it, Greg.
997 00:34:52 No, hey, Tommy, look at me.
998 00:34:55 Look at me.
999 00:34:58 When they told James Deanhe wasn't good enough,
1000 00:35:00 did he listen to 'em?
1001 00:35:03 -No.-No.
1002 00:35:04 No, fuck that.
1003 00:35:06 All right, he kept fighting.H-he showed them all. And...
1004 00:35:08 that's what we're gonna do.
1005 00:35:12 Remember?
1006 00:35:14 All right, we said we weregonna push each other.
1007 00:35:16 Never give up on our dreams, right?
1008 00:35:19 Come on.
1009 00:35:27 I just don't know how, Greg.
1010 00:35:31 I wish we could justmake our own movie.
1011 00:35:41 That great idea.
1012 00:35:43 It'll be great drama.Like the Tennessee Williams.
1013 00:35:46 So, there's this guy, Johnny.A true American hero.
1014 00:35:50 To be played by me.
1015 00:35:51 He has it all.
1016 00:35:52 Good look, good job,many friends.
1017 00:35:55 Greg?
1018 00:35:57 How long is movie script?
1019 00:35:59 And then this girl,this beautiful girl...
1020 00:36:03 she betray him.
1021 00:36:04 But then, this Lisasleep with best friend.
1022 00:36:07 We call best friend "Mark."
1023 00:36:10 After Mark Damon from"Talented Ripley Man."
1024 00:36:14 And then this guy, Johnny,he go crazy!
1025 00:36:18 He decide to kill himselfin front of the world.
1026 00:36:23 And then he show them all.
1027 00:36:25 Ha ha ha.
1028 00:36:27 That's great.
1029 00:36:29 And also, maybeJohnny is vampire.
1030 00:36:30 We'll see.
1031 00:36:31 Anything for my princess.
1032 00:36:34 After everythinghe do for everybody,
1033 00:36:36 why would they do this to him?
1034 00:36:39 My mind!
1035 00:36:41 Can't think.
1036 00:36:42 She was nice but real proud.
1037 00:36:44 She was nice but real proud.
1038 00:36:48 But it's real life.
1039 00:36:50 People act sostrange these days.
1040 00:36:54 Aaah!
1041 00:37:00 You finished?
1042 00:37:02 It's my masterpiece.
1043 00:37:03 Greatest drama since theTennessee Williams.
1044 00:37:06 "The Room."
1045 00:37:08 "The Room."
1046 00:37:09 Nobody read it yet.
1047 00:37:11 So today, you be first one.
1048 00:37:14 Yeah, all right.
1049 00:37:19 So read it.
1050 00:37:19 Oh, you want me toread it right now?
1051 00:37:21 Yeah, what you think?
1052 00:37:22 Okay. The Room.
1053 00:37:25 I'll do anything for my girl.
1054 00:37:27 You should marry Johnny.
1055 00:37:28 Did you know thatchocolate is the symbol of love?
1056 00:37:34 We can't do this anymore.
1057 00:37:35 I keep thinking about yourstrong hands round my body.
1058 00:37:38 Anyway, how's your sex life?
1059 00:37:40 I don't think she'sfaithful to me.
1060 00:37:41 Life gets complicated.
1061 00:37:43 The unexpected happens.
1062 00:37:44 In a few minutes, bitch.
1063 00:37:45 A lot of peopleloved each other.
1064 00:37:47 The world will be abetter place to live.
1065 00:37:55 Done.
1066 00:37:58 What you think?
1067 00:38:00 I mean, it's great. That's...
1068 00:38:03 I just-I can't-I can't believe it, man.You-you did this!
1069 00:38:06 And of course, you play Mark.
1070 00:38:08 What? You want-you want meto play Mark in this?
1071 00:38:11 Hey, big role. Second lead.
1072 00:38:13 Yeah, it's a huge role.Are you-are you sure?
1073 00:38:16 Well, you don'twanna do it, fine.
1074 00:38:18 Maybe Johnny Dapp available.
1075 00:38:19 No, no, no, no. I want it!
1076 00:38:21 I-I want the role. I'll take it.
1077 00:38:23 It's like you said,
1078 00:38:24 Hollywood reject us
1079 00:38:26 then we do it on our own.
1080 00:38:27 Wait, y-you have themoney to make this?
1081 00:38:30 I have. Is no problem.
1082 00:38:32 You're really gonnamake this thing?
1083 00:38:34 No, Greg.
1084 00:38:36 We are going to do it.
1085 00:38:40 Together.
1086 00:38:44 Awoo!
1087 00:38:46 Aw-awooo!
1088 00:38:51 And we're gonna haveeverything you need.
1089 00:38:53 We have a vastassortment of lenses.
1090 00:38:55 We've got cameras,both digital and film.
1091 00:38:58 Here's our facility owner.
1092 00:38:59 Hey, Bill!
1093 00:39:00 Come on over and meetTommy and Greg.
1094 00:39:02 These are the guysI was telling you about.
1095 00:39:03 -Oh, hi.-How you doing, man?
1096 00:39:05 Hey, hey, pleasure to meet you.
1097 00:39:06 How long is the shoot?
1098 00:39:07 As long as it take.
1099 00:39:08 All right.
1100 00:39:10 Uh, we just wannamake it right, you know?
1101 00:39:12 Well,
1102 00:39:12 I think you're gonna findeverything you need here
1103 00:39:14 at Birns and Sawyer.
1104 00:39:15 Our rental packagesstart at about--
1105 00:39:17 Wait, wait, I stop you right there.
1106 00:39:18 Okay.
1107 00:39:19 We don't rent, we buy.
1108 00:39:22 Is that not normal or?
1109 00:39:23 Industry standard ispretty much that you
1110 00:39:25 would rent the equipment because
1111 00:39:27 it's so prohibitivelyexpensive to own it.
1112 00:39:29 Okay. I said no problem.
1113 00:39:31 Okay, I guess we'll buy.
1114 00:39:34 You wanna shoot 35 or HD?
1115 00:39:36 Well, we'll shoot both on this film.
1116 00:39:38 Digital and film?
1117 00:39:40 But you'd need twice the crew,
1118 00:39:42 uh, twice the equipment. I mean...
1119 00:39:45 Hell, both--they're lit differently.It's just not done.
1120 00:39:48 I have vision.
1121 00:39:48 Tommy, the pioneer, man.He-- that's--
1122 00:39:50 He wants to go outside the box.It's what he does.
1123 00:39:54 So what, we have deal or what?
1124 00:39:56 Well, let's discuss.
1125 00:39:57 Yeah, give us a minute,you know, it's just...
1126 00:39:59 you know, not normallyhow we do business.
1127 00:40:01 This is weird, whobuys equipment?
1128 00:40:03 -Apparently, this guy.-I don't know about these guys.
1129 00:40:04 -If he has the money...-Does he have the money?
1130 00:40:07 How do we knowif he has the money?
1131 00:40:08 We are a business,we sell stuff.
1132 00:40:10 -Let's sell it to him.-Okay.
1133 00:40:11 I have an idea.Follow my lead.
1134 00:40:13 -Do it.-Okay, okay.
1135 00:40:15 Great.
1136 00:40:15 So...
1137 00:40:19 We are able to sell youall the equipment you need.
1138 00:40:21 -Okay!-There we go.
1139 00:40:22 Now, you say yes.
1140 00:40:24 And we're also...
1141 00:40:25 willing to give it to youat a reduced rate...
1142 00:40:28 if you decide to shoothere in our studio.
1143 00:40:30 What do you think?
1144 00:40:31 We shoot here?
1145 00:40:32 We wanna be in businesswith you, Tommy.
1146 00:40:34 Okay, we make American moviewith American discount!
1147 00:40:37 -Right?-Perfect!
1148 00:40:39 -Okay, that's a deal, right?-Deal. Great.
1149 00:40:46 -The character is Lisa.-Okay.
1150 00:40:47 Is she, you know, likeromantic or a scientist?
1151 00:40:51 -Or is she...-She is Lisa.
1152 00:40:53 Okay.
1153 00:40:54 Alright, now we do scene, okay?
1154 00:40:56 Okay, okay, well, Johnnyshould be here any minute.
1155 00:40:59 Now you riding horse.
1156 00:41:02 Okay, someone knock on doorwhile you riding horse.
1157 00:41:05 Who is it?
1158 00:41:06 It's like rain, like sexy rain.
1159 00:41:09 So, I just wanna introduceyou to some people.
1160 00:41:11 Raphael, he's one of ourmost experienced DPs.
1161 00:41:14 Uh, director of photography.
1162 00:41:16 All right, DP.
1163 00:41:17 This is Sandy Schklair.
1164 00:41:18 He's a script supervisoron how many, Sandy?
1165 00:41:21 47 shows.
1166 00:41:22 -Oh, wow! So many!-47!
1167 00:41:24 It's a lot of movies. Yeah.
1168 00:41:25 I'm Lisa!
1169 00:41:26 Oh, that like cowboy.
1170 00:41:27 So, she's a bit of a cowboy?
1171 00:41:29 No, you do like cowboy.
1172 00:41:31 I'm Lisa.
1173 00:41:32 I don't want cowboy,you do like cowboy.
1174 00:41:34 Are you cowboy?
1175 00:41:35 -No.
1176 00:41:35 Don't, just do theopposite of that.
1177 00:41:37 -Do the opposite?-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1178 00:41:38 Okay, now you playing saxophone.
1179 00:41:40 Am I still the cowboy?
1180 00:41:42 No, just play saxophone.
1181 00:41:44 Buurrp.
1182 00:41:45 Amy does hair and makeup.
1183 00:41:46 This is Safoya,she does costumes.
1184 00:41:48 Would she see my characterdressed like this?
1185 00:41:50 Um, maybe we could getrid of one of the belts?
1186 00:41:53 What? No, no way!
1187 00:41:55 It make my butt look good.
1188 00:41:56 Okay.
1189 00:41:57 Pretend I'm boyfriend.
1190 00:41:59 Aaaah!
1191 00:42:02 And what do you do?
1192 00:42:03 You remember Bill?You know Bill, come on.
1193 00:42:05 I sold you the equipment.
1194 00:42:07 -Yeah!-Right.
1195 00:42:08 Bill, I didn't know it was you.
1196 00:42:10 And action.
1197 00:42:11 I'm sorry, my darling.
1198 00:42:12 No, start it over.
1199 00:42:14 Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.
1200 00:42:15 Okay.
1201 00:42:19 Good day, Mark!
1202 00:42:21 I misseth you.
1203 00:42:22 That was great!
1204 00:42:23 Don't break character.
1205 00:42:25 Is Johnny there?
1206 00:42:26 Okay, everybody hired!
1207 00:42:27 -Just like that?-Yeah.
1208 00:42:28 -Okay.-That was easy.
1209 00:42:30 You wanna like talk about thevision of the movie though?
1210 00:42:31 Don't worry, we have plenty of time.We talk about all day.
1211 00:42:34 As a script supervisor,it would be really helpful
1212 00:42:36 if I could look at thescript for the movie first.
1213 00:42:37 Everybody want script.Don't be greedy, okay?
1214 00:42:40 What we do, it's alittle unconventional, and so...
1215 00:42:42 Okay.
1216 00:42:43 You're licking ice cream cone.
1217 00:42:46 Okay, but it's really hot out,so it's melting.
1218 00:42:48 Oh, okay.
1219 00:42:50 You better lick fast!
1220 00:42:52 Oh, no, but nowit's like brain freeze!
1221 00:42:53 It's too much at once!
1222 00:42:54 -Yeah, get it all.-Yeah!
1223 00:42:55 -Get it all in there.-Yeah, you gotta throw it all.
1224 00:42:57 Is this a real movie?
1225 00:42:58 I really wanna be in one.
1226 00:42:59 No, stop. I don't make porno.
1227 00:43:01 Okay.
1228 00:43:01 I just do ice cream.
1229 00:43:02 I could try it again.
1230 00:43:03 Don't try again.
1231 00:43:04 You know what?You're hired.
1232 00:43:05 Aw, thank you!
1233 00:43:18 ♪ Can you feel it,see it, hear it today? ♪
1234 00:43:21 ♪ If you can't,then it doesn't matter anyway ♪
1235 00:43:23 ♪ You will never understand it'cause it happens too fast ♪
1236 00:43:26 ♪ And it feels so good,it's like walking on glass ♪
1237 00:43:29 ♪ You want it allbut you can't have it ♪
1238 00:43:36 Okay, everyone gather round.
1239 00:43:39 Everyone gather round.
1240 00:43:40 Come on, don't be shy.
1241 00:43:41 Everyone, come in.I need cast, crew...
1242 00:43:44 Markus, Markus, come here.Get in here.
1243 00:43:48 This Markus, he does videobehind scenes. Okay?
1244 00:43:52 Give me now, face,and eyes, and-- for speech.
1245 00:43:55 Yeah, do some movementsand stuff.
1246 00:43:57 Okay! Today ourtop of mountain day.
1247 00:44:02 Today we take first stepson a great journey.
1248 00:44:06 After today, which one ofourselves will ever be same?
1249 00:44:11 This play work if chemistrybetween character make sense.
1250 00:44:16 Human behavior.
1251 00:44:17 Betrayal.
1252 00:44:19 It applies to all of us.
1253 00:44:20 It's in ourselves.
1254 00:44:23 You love someone.
1255 00:44:25 What is love?
1256 00:44:26 You need to have spirit, hope.
1257 00:44:29 Be optimist.
1258 00:44:30 But can you handle
1259 00:44:32 all your human behavior
1260 00:44:34 and behavior of others?
1261 00:44:36 Right? Right, seewhat I'm saying?
1262 00:44:39 You don't wanna be good.
1263 00:44:42 You wanna be great.
1264 00:44:45 Okay, I have one announcement.
1265 00:44:47 This um, is bathroom I spentmany dollars on this.
1266 00:44:51 Is for me only,director only, okay?
1267 00:44:53 You know there's like a real
1268 00:44:55 bathroom with like doors andeverything right-right there.
1269 00:44:58 This real movie set here.Real movie set, you know?
1270 00:45:00 No Mickey Mouse stuff.
1271 00:45:02 Copy that.
1272 00:45:03 Okay, enough pet talk.
1273 00:45:05 We make movie!
1274 00:45:06 The Room!
1275 00:45:07 Yeah, The Room!Let's make a movie!
1276 00:45:11 Okay, uh, let's see whatwe got set up over here.
1277 00:45:13 Great.
1278 00:45:14 We do alley scene.
1279 00:45:16 This set of the alley way
1280 00:45:18 looks exactly like the realalley way out there.
1281 00:45:20 That's right. That's what we doin Hollywood movie, right?
1282 00:45:23 Well, why don't we justshoot in the real alley way?
1283 00:45:25 Because is real Hollywood movie.
1284 00:45:28 No, yeah, sounds good.
1285 00:45:29 Okay, we need othercamera right now.
1286 00:45:31 -Right here next to this one.-All right, yeah.
1287 00:45:32 -Digital camera.-Sorry 'bout that, yeah.
1288 00:45:33 -Get the two cameras in.-Let's go everybody, come on.
1289 00:45:35 Let's go.
1290 00:45:36 This is Denny and Chris-R.
1291 00:45:38 Uh, what do I say?
1292 00:45:39 Okay, we go over lines
1293 00:45:41 Don't worry, don't worry.
1294 00:45:42 You do the light,I do with the actor, okay?
1295 00:45:44 You play basketball here.
1296 00:45:46 And this guy come over,Chris-R come over...
1297 00:45:49 gonna demand money. Okay?
1298 00:45:51 Cocksucker motherfucker!
1299 00:45:53 Five fucking minutes!
1300 00:45:55 Jesus Christ.
1301 00:45:56 I'm gonna fuck you.
1302 00:45:56 Okay? Good. Any questions?
1303 00:45:58 Yeah, uh, h-h-how old ismy character supposed to be?
1304 00:46:01 Like your age, like 15,16-year-old boy.
1305 00:46:03 Mm, I'm 26.
1306 00:46:05 Same thing, okay?You look great.
1307 00:46:07 Okay, a-and, uh, sorry...
1308 00:46:08 Can I call him Chrisinstead of Chris-R?
1309 00:46:10 Just, I don't know why.
1310 00:46:11 No, his name Chris-R.You call him Chris-R.
1311 00:46:14 You cocksucking motherfucker!
1312 00:46:15 My God, this guy monster.
1313 00:46:17 Fuck! Fuck!
1314 00:46:18 -Okay, we go!-You got it.
1315 00:46:20 And don't be Brando today.You might hurt yourself.
1316 00:46:23 Okay.
1317 00:46:24 Okay.
1318 00:46:26 All right, picture's up!
1319 00:46:29 Let's roll camera, roll sound.
1320 00:46:31 Scene 109, take one.
1321 00:46:32 Speed.
1322 00:46:35 Action.
1323 00:46:40 Hey, Denny.
1324 00:46:42 Hey, Chris-R,I was looking for you.
1325 00:46:44 Yeah, sure you were.
1326 00:46:45 You have my money, right?
1327 00:46:47 You wanna play some horse?
1328 00:46:49 Don't wanna playsome fucking horse!
1329 00:46:51 Where is my fucking money?
1330 00:46:55 It's coming, it's coming.
1331 00:46:57 What do you mean it's coming?
1332 00:46:59 J-just give me five minutes.
1333 00:47:03 Five minutes?
1334 00:47:04 You want fivefucking minutes, Denny?
1335 00:47:06 I don't havefive fucking minutes!
1336 00:47:08 -Where's my fucking money, Denny?-No! No!
1337 00:47:10 Tell me where my fuckingmoney is, Denny!
1338 00:47:12 I want my fucking money, Denny!
1339 00:47:14 -Please, don't!-Goddammit, where is...
1340 00:47:16 -I don't have anything!-my fucking...
1341 00:47:18 -money!-I don't have anything!
1342 00:47:19 Okay, okay, okay.
1343 00:47:20 Okay, cut, cut, cut!
1344 00:47:22 -Oh, man!-Oh, my God, man.
1345 00:47:26 Wow, you like monster.
1346 00:47:27 Little boy, you okay?
1347 00:47:29 You okay, man?
1348 00:47:30 -Little boy.-So good!
1349 00:47:32 Oh, man!
1350 00:47:33 That's real.
1351 00:47:34 That acting like real life.
1352 00:47:36 Great one.
1353 00:47:37 Great take, everyone.
1354 00:47:38 -Good job.-Thanks.
1355 00:47:41 Action.
1356 00:47:42 Who do you think you are?
1357 00:47:43 You're acting like a kid.Just grow up.
1358 00:47:45 Hey, who are you calling kid?
1359 00:47:47 Chill out, Mark,just trying to help.
1360 00:47:48 You're having an affairwith Lisa, aren't you?
1361 00:47:50 What?
1362 00:47:50 Okay, cut. Greg, come hereI need to talk to you.
1363 00:47:52 Let's go back to one!
1364 00:47:53 Okay.
1365 00:47:54 What's going on, man?
1366 00:47:55 I want you to be aggressive.
1367 00:47:56 I know, I know.
1368 00:47:57 This is your moment.Go to edge of your moment.
1369 00:47:59 -All right? Intensity.-Okay.
1370 00:48:01 Be aggressive. The Room.
1371 00:48:03 -Great drama. Intensity.-Yeah.
1372 00:48:04 Emotion.
1373 00:48:05 Thanks, Tommy.Thank you, yes.
1374 00:48:07 Okay, go again.
1375 00:48:08 Okay, here we go, people!
1376 00:48:10 Ready.
1377 00:48:11 -Okay.-Set.
1378 00:48:13 Ready...
1379 00:48:14 Speed.
1380 00:48:14 and action.
1381 00:48:17 Wait a sec, who doyou think you are?
1382 00:48:19 You're acting like a kid,just grow up.
1383 00:48:21 Hey, who you calling kid!
1384 00:48:22 Look, just chill out, Mark.
1385 00:48:24 I'm just trying to help.
1386 00:48:26 You're having an affairwith Lisa, aren't you?
1387 00:48:28 What?!
1388 00:48:29 -I'm right, aren't I?-What?!
1389 00:48:31 What are you nuts?
1390 00:48:34 Cut.
1391 00:48:35 Wow, Greg!
1392 00:48:37 -Give me five!-Yeah?
1393 00:48:39 Yeah! Going ten.
1394 00:48:41 Next.
1395 00:48:44 Hello, how can I help ya?
1396 00:48:46 I'd like to cash thischeck if uh, possible.
1397 00:48:51 Okay.
1398 00:48:52 Uh, is 20's okay?
1399 00:48:54 -Went through?-Yeah.
1400 00:48:56 That is shocking.
1401 00:48:58 There's actually money in there?
1402 00:49:00 This account...
1403 00:49:02 It's like a bottomless pit.
1404 00:49:04 -Really?-Yeah.
1405 00:49:05 -Tommy?-Yeah.
1406 00:49:06 So, uh, what's the deal?Do you work with this guy or?
1407 00:49:08 Yeah, he's a filmmaker.
1408 00:49:10 Oh.
1409 00:49:10 Yeah, I'm working with himon a movie right now.
1410 00:49:12 Okay.
1411 00:49:13 You a movie fan?
1412 00:49:15 Is it a period piece?
1413 00:49:16 No.
1414 00:49:17 Nah.
1415 00:49:18 More spray, more spray.
1416 00:49:20 -Hey, great job yesterday.-Oh, thank you.
1417 00:49:22 Hi, Mark.
1418 00:49:23 Oh, hi, oh, hi, Mark.
1419 00:49:25 Hi, Mark.
1420 00:49:27 -Hi, Mark.-Tommy.
1421 00:49:29 Hi, Greg.
1422 00:49:30 Dude, first dayin front of the camera.
1423 00:49:32 How you feeling?You excited? Nervous?
1424 00:49:34 Nervous? Why you say that?I'm not nervous.
1425 00:49:36 Oh, no, um...
1426 00:49:37 -Hi, Mark.-I'm just, um...
1427 00:49:38 Man, before my first scene,I was like, I almost threw up.
1428 00:49:41 You think I'm nervous?
1429 00:49:42 -Not, not at all.-I'm not nervous.
1430 00:49:44 I'm fine. More spray!Please.
1431 00:49:45 It's gonna look really wet.
1432 00:49:47 No, it look good!
1433 00:49:48 It look good,I know how I look.
1434 00:49:50 Okay.
1435 00:49:50 -Okay?-I just wanna say good luck, man.
1436 00:49:51 You're gonna do great.
1437 00:49:52 You guys, uh, five minutesaway from shooting.
1438 00:49:54 -Great scene yesterday.-Oh, thanks.
1439 00:49:56 Oh, whatever.
1440 00:49:57 You do great scene yesterday.
1441 00:49:58 Maybe you thinkI don't do great scene
1442 00:50:00 -or something.-Tommy, not at all.
1443 00:50:01 Where wardrobe girl?
1444 00:50:02 I'm sure she's...
1445 00:50:03 Where wardrobe girl?!
1446 00:50:05 Right here, right here.
1447 00:50:06 Where you been?I been looking all over.
1448 00:50:08 I just went to get ties.
1449 00:50:09 Well, ready now.Too late. Already dressed.
1450 00:50:12 But none of that matches. I...
1451 00:50:13 Look, it's his first day in frontof the camera. He's just nervous.
1452 00:50:15 Don't talk about me, Greg.I hear you.
1453 00:50:17 Look, I'm sorry.
1454 00:50:18 I have earfor your information.
1455 00:50:20 Are you gonna film with allthat stuff in your pockets?
1456 00:50:22 I keep my stuff, sweetie.
1457 00:50:24 Okay, could I at least takea photo for continuity?
1458 00:50:27 Continuity in your forehead.
1459 00:50:29 What's that even mean?
1460 00:50:30 Don't take it personally.He's going crazy.
1461 00:50:32 I need five moreminutes for lighting.
1462 00:50:33 No, I'm ready now!
1463 00:50:35 Let's go, let's go, Sandy.Come on!
1464 00:50:37 Right, let's uh, roll.
1465 00:50:38 -Set.-Yeah, we're rolling.
1466 00:50:39 Ready... And...
1467 00:50:41 Action!
1468 00:50:47 What line?
1469 00:50:48 What is line?
1470 00:50:50 "I did not hit her."
1471 00:50:51 "It's not true."
1472 00:50:52 "It's bullshit."
1473 00:50:53 "I did not hit her."
1474 00:50:54 "I did not."
1475 00:50:55 "Oh, hi, Mark."
1476 00:50:56 Okay.
1477 00:51:01 Action!
1478 00:51:06 What is line?
1479 00:51:09 "I did not hit her."
1480 00:51:10 "It's not true."
1481 00:51:11 "It's bullshit."
1482 00:51:12 "I did not hit her."
1483 00:51:13 "I did not."
1484 00:51:14 "Oh, hi, Mark."
1485 00:51:21 Scene 112.
1486 00:51:22 Take 13. Mark it.
1487 00:51:24 Action.
1488 00:51:25 I did not hit her. I...
1489 00:51:27 Okay, okay. Line?
1490 00:51:29 -"I did not hit her."-"I did not hit her."
1491 00:51:31 -"It's not true."-"It's not true."
1492 00:51:32 -"It's bullshit."-"It's bullshit."
1493 00:51:34 -"I did not hit her."-"I did not hit her."
1494 00:51:35 -"I did not."-"I did not."
1495 00:51:37 -"Oh, hi, Mark."-"Oh, hi, Mark."
1496 00:51:38 Take 17.Action.
1497 00:51:41 I hit her!
1498 00:51:42 No! Do you wanna change the line?
1499 00:51:44 Script is script.Script stay same.
1500 00:51:46 You're doing great, man.
1501 00:51:48 We'll get there.
1502 00:51:49 Action.
1503 00:51:50 Action!
1504 00:51:52 Action, action!
1505 00:51:53 You have to say out loud,I can't hear in here.
1506 00:51:56 Say "action" so I can hear.
1507 00:51:58 Okay.
1508 00:52:00 Action!
1509 00:52:02 I did not hit her.
1510 00:52:04 It's not true.
1511 00:52:05 It's bullshit.
1512 00:52:06 I did not hit her.
1513 00:52:07 I did naaat.
1514 00:52:09 Oh, hi, Mark.
1515 00:52:10 What the f--whereare you looking?
1516 00:52:12 It doesn't work if you'relooking at the camera.
1517 00:52:14 What?
1518 00:52:15 Take 67!
1519 00:52:16 Action!
1520 00:52:18 It's not true. I did not hit her.It's bullshi--
1521 00:52:21 Ugh!
1522 00:52:23 Ugh!
1523 00:52:25 All right, I'm gonna fuckin'...
1524 00:52:26 try something, I dunno...
1525 00:52:28 Fuck!
1526 00:52:29 Hey, hey, hey...
1527 00:52:31 What?
1528 00:52:31 Okay, uh, maybe just use this...
1529 00:52:33 You know, I think it'llhelp you take your mind off...
1530 00:52:34 Water bottle?
1531 00:52:35 Hey, hey, listen, listen,what do you always say to me?
1532 00:52:37 All right?Intensity, show emotion!
1533 00:52:39 Throw it! Do something crazy!
1534 00:52:40 -Oh, show emotion.-Use the bottle, yes!
1535 00:52:42 That's easy part.
1536 00:52:43 Why don't you say thatto me before, Greg?
1537 00:52:45 -I don't know, I...-See, Greg...
1538 00:52:47 These other guys,these other people...
1539 00:52:49 they don't care likeyou care, you know?
1540 00:52:51 I care, yeah, yeah.
1541 00:52:52 -Okay, we do this together.-Me and you, man, you got this.
1542 00:52:54 -Show emotion.-Yes!
1543 00:52:55 -Okay, I do it.-Okay, all right.
1544 00:52:57 -All right.-All right, let's see.
1545 00:53:00 Oh, we got a bottle now.Look out.
1546 00:53:03 Action.
1547 00:53:04 I did not hit her.
1548 00:53:06 It's not true.
1549 00:53:07 It's bullshit.
1550 00:53:07 I did not hit her.
1551 00:53:09 I did not.
1552 00:53:12 Oh, hi, Mark.
1553 00:53:16 -Yeah!-Yeah!
1554 00:53:17 He did it!
1555 00:53:18 I got it!
1556 00:53:24 We got done!
1557 00:53:25 Okay, moving on now!
1558 00:53:28 Hey, babe.
1559 00:53:30 Babe.
1560 00:53:34 Babe.
1561 00:53:36 You wanna take a break?
1562 00:53:38 Um...
1563 00:53:39 How's it going?
1564 00:53:40 You feeling good?
1565 00:53:42 I am.
1566 00:53:43 I am, yeah, feels likeit's coming together.
1567 00:53:46 -Good.-Yeah.
1568 00:53:47 And Tommy's?
1569 00:53:48 -Tommy is...-Settling?
1570 00:53:50 Yeah, h-he's stressed.
1571 00:53:52 You know, he did hisfirst scene, which uh...
1572 00:53:55 took a million takes, but
1573 00:53:56 Oh, acting it?
1574 00:53:57 But you know, he's the directortoo, and that's like...
1575 00:54:00 it's a lot, a lot to think about,acting, directing, producing.
1576 00:54:03 So, he's doing-he's doing great.He'll get there.
1577 00:54:05 -Yeah.-Yeah.
1578 00:54:06 What do you do...
1579 00:54:08 if it turns out...
1580 00:54:10 really bad?
1581 00:54:12 -It's...-Like...
1582 00:54:13 It's not gonna be bad.
1583 00:54:14 Like if it turns out...
1584 00:54:16 terrible...
1585 00:54:17 would you...
1586 00:54:18 -That would...-can you take it off...
1587 00:54:19 -your IMDB?-That would suck, but...
1588 00:54:20 when it feels good, it feels good
1589 00:54:22 and it's like, you knowwhen it's working or not.
1590 00:54:24 and it's... it's really working.
1591 00:54:26 -Good.-Yeah.
1592 00:54:29 I used to know a girl,she had a dozen guys.
1593 00:54:32 One of them found out about it,beat her up so bad,
1594 00:54:34 she ended up at a hospitalin Guerrero Street.
1595 00:54:36 Ha ha ha ha.
1596 00:54:38 What a story, Mark.
1597 00:54:39 Cut!
1598 00:54:41 Why is he laughing?
1599 00:54:43 -I have no idea.-Weird time to laugh.
1600 00:54:44 Uh!
1601 00:54:45 Why don't we goone more time? And uh...
1602 00:54:47 Let's just get a differentreaction to the story, okay? Uh...
1603 00:54:50 Let's uh, let's rollwith tail slate.
1604 00:54:53 -Rolling.-'Kay.
1605 00:54:54 Everyone set?
1606 00:54:55 -Yeah.-Ready...
1607 00:54:56 And, uh, action.
1608 00:54:58 I used to know a girl,she had a dozen guys.
1609 00:55:01 One of them found out about it,beat her up so bad,
1610 00:55:04 she ended up at a hospitalin Guerrero Street.
1611 00:55:06 Ha ha ha ha ha.
1612 00:55:07 What a story, Mark.
1613 00:55:09 Cut!
1614 00:55:10 Oh, God.
1615 00:55:13 Uh.
1616 00:55:17 Hey, uh...
1617 00:55:19 So...
1618 00:55:20 the story he's telling you...
1619 00:55:22 the one you... yourself wrote...
1620 00:55:25 Yeah?
1621 00:55:26 It's not a funny story, Tommy.
1622 00:55:27 Yeah, I thought-I thought thiswas a serious scene, Tommy?
1623 00:55:30 -Yeah, why are you laughing?-Okay.
1624 00:55:32 Well, some-sometimes peopledo crazy things, right?
1625 00:55:35 Human behavior.
1626 00:55:38 Okay, fair enough.
1627 00:55:39 Maybe just get one...
1628 00:55:41 where you don't laughat the story, okay?
1629 00:55:43 Okay.
1630 00:55:44 Okay.
1631 00:55:45 -Okay?-Yeah.
1632 00:55:46 Uh.
1633 00:55:46 Okay, we still rolling?
1634 00:55:48 -Still rolling.-Cameras set.
1635 00:55:49 Okay, we'll pick it up.
1636 00:55:50 -Go.-All right. Set the speed.
1637 00:55:52 Ready, and, action.
1638 00:55:54 I used to know a girl,she had a dozen guys.
1639 00:55:57 One of them found out about it,beat her up so bad,
1640 00:56:00 she ended up at a hospitalin Guerrero Street.
1641 00:56:02 Ha ha ha!
1642 00:56:04 What a story, Mark.
1643 00:56:06 Cut!
1644 00:56:07 He's not gonna listen to you.
1645 00:56:08 We're gonna be here all night.Just call it.
1646 00:56:10 All right, cut, check it.Great. I think we got it.
1647 00:56:12 Okay, great.Check gate.
1648 00:56:18 It's human behavior.
1649 00:56:21 He knows nothingabout filmmaking.
1650 00:56:23 He's a complete idiot.
1651 00:56:24 I don't even thinkhe's seen a movie.
1652 00:56:26 Clearly never beenon a set before.
1653 00:56:28 What? Have you ever heardof someone producing, directing...
1654 00:56:30 This guys doesn't know anything,talking all the time...
1655 00:56:33 Who gives this guy money?
1656 00:56:34 Oh, I don't evenwanna get into that,
1657 00:56:36 that's somethinggoing for a probe.
1658 00:56:41 Oh, wow.
1659 00:56:43 I love burrito.
1660 00:56:47 Uh, Tommy, so, um...
1661 00:56:49 the reason webrought you here...
1662 00:56:51 is uh, because w-we'vebeen talking, and...
1663 00:56:55 we decided that we wantto move in together.
1664 00:56:59 Oh.
1665 00:57:01 I sorry.
1666 00:57:03 Impossible.
1667 00:57:05 I have no room forthree people my place.
1668 00:57:07 Oh, no, that's-that's notwhat I mean. Um...
1669 00:57:10 No, Greg is gonnamove in with me.
1670 00:57:12 Yeah.
1671 00:57:14 What?
1672 00:57:16 Well, y-you know, we've beengoing out for a little while now.
1673 00:57:19 It just kinda felt like theright next step, you know.
1674 00:57:21 -The right time.-The right time. Exactly.
1675 00:57:29 What about movie?
1676 00:57:30 What about it?
1677 00:57:32 What the...
1678 00:57:33 Living together and the movie havenothing to do with each other.
1679 00:57:36 Oh.
1680 00:57:38 Tommy, I-I'll see you on Monday.
1681 00:57:40 I'll be there.
1682 00:57:45 I have to go to bathroom.
1683 00:57:47 Wait, Tommy, Tommy...
1684 00:57:49 Dude, just-just'cause I'm moving out
1685 00:57:50 doesn't mean we're not gonnasee each other anymore.
1686 00:57:54 He's all right, babe.
1687 00:57:56 -It could have been worse, I guess.-Yeah.
1688 00:57:58 Aaaah!
1689 00:58:00 Aaah!
1690 00:58:03 Aah!
1691 00:58:04 Aah!
1692 00:58:05 Everybody betray me!
1693 00:58:07 Aah!
1694 00:58:09 Oh, my foot.
1695 00:58:12 I hurt my foot.
1696 00:58:14 Just another day at the office.
1697 00:58:16 Can you not?
1698 00:58:18 Right now?
1699 00:58:19 I need more lights over here.
1700 00:58:20 You help him.
1701 00:58:21 You too, you too.
1702 00:58:22 -Back me up.-Greg?
1703 00:58:23 I need this look like "Titanic."
1704 00:58:25 -The Titanic?-Yeah, that one.
1705 00:58:27 Yeah, yeah, trust me, it does.
1706 00:58:28 Okay.
1707 00:58:29 -Okay, we go.-Tommy, Tommy.
1708 00:58:30 This is not necessary.
1709 00:58:31 No, very necessary.
1710 00:58:33 I need to show my assto sell this movie.
1711 00:58:35 Maybe uh,at least we have a close set?
1712 00:58:38 Not closed set, open set.
1713 00:58:40 Life is not closed set.
1714 00:58:42 I want everyone to see.
1715 00:58:44 You especially.
1716 00:58:45 What? Why? What?
1717 00:58:46 Brad Pitt do thisin "The Legend of the Falls."
1718 00:58:49 Juliette, are you okay?
1719 00:58:50 Could we maybe just put on somemusic to get in the mood, like...
1720 00:58:52 -No.-maybe a little Alicia Keys?
1721 00:58:54 I'm sorry, we're not here topromote other people's work.
1722 00:58:57 All right?We go!
1723 00:58:58 -Okay, roll it!-Roll it.
1724 00:58:59 Wait, wait, cut, cut!What is this?
1725 00:59:02 What is this?This disgusting.
1726 00:59:03 It's my body.
1727 00:59:04 No, this pimples on the...Makeup!
1728 00:59:07 Makeup, come fixthis disgusting body.
1729 00:59:09 Tommy, what the fuck?
1730 00:59:10 Juliette, I'm so sorry!I'm so--
1731 00:59:13 Dude, w-what are you doing?Why are you acting like this?
1732 00:59:15 This American movie,she need to look sexy.
1733 00:59:18 -Beautiful.-Come here.
1734 00:59:19 God!
1735 00:59:21 Fuck, man.
1736 00:59:22 I know I'm hard on her.
1737 00:59:23 Yeah, you're har--it's not just that.What's going on with you?
1738 00:59:26 Stanley Kubrick, he nice to actors?
1739 00:59:29 Alfred Hitchcock?
1740 00:59:30 Let me tell you something, Greg.
1741 00:59:31 He do this movie, "Birds."
1742 00:59:33 Yeah, I'm aware of The Birds.
1743 00:59:34 On this movie,he terrify actors.
1744 00:59:37 He locked them in room.
1745 00:59:38 He throw-he throwbirds at them.
1746 00:59:40 Real birds!
1747 00:59:41 Th-Th-Th...
1748 00:59:42 Nasty stuff.
1749 00:59:43 The actors,they cry every day.
1750 00:59:44 But this moviewin every award.
1751 00:59:47 Is Mr. Hitchcock bad man?
1752 00:59:48 No. He great director.
1753 00:59:50 Yeah, but he was an asshole.
1754 00:59:51 And I bet he didn't directwith his fucking dick out!
1755 00:59:53 Oh, really? Well, maybe wecheck the record, okay?
1756 00:59:56 -Okay.-And you know,
1757 00:59:57 for your information,
1758 00:59:58 word "director" come from"dictator." Rest my case.
1759 01:00:01 You can't treat them like--This is not right!
1760 01:00:03 I treat themhow I treat them.
1761 01:00:05 If anyone needs to be upsethere, it's me, quite frankly.
1762 01:00:07 -What?-I give them job.
1763 01:00:09 I give them salary.
1764 01:00:10 I already spend five milliondollar on this movie, Greg!
1765 01:00:12 Five! Are you kidding me?Five million dollars?!
1766 01:00:14 And they are not grateful!
1767 01:00:16 Nobody respect my vision!
1768 01:00:18 I know what they say, Greg.I hear them.
1769 01:00:20 Nobody trusts me.Not even you, Greg!
1770 01:00:22 That's-- What are you?
1771 01:00:23 Oh, see, you don't even trust me!
1772 01:00:25 -What? Hey, Tommy!-Let's go!
1773 01:00:26 -Let's go!-Be nice to her!
1774 01:00:27 -Juliette, let's go.-Be nice to her.
1775 01:00:29 Let's go, please.
1776 01:00:30 I'm a professional, I'm okay.
1777 01:00:32 If you're not comfortable,tell me, okay?
1778 01:00:34 I can do it. It's fine.
1779 01:00:35 -All right, roll it.-It's a movie.
1780 01:00:37 Ready.
1781 01:00:38 And action.
1782 01:00:44 Oh, my--
1783 01:00:47 I think you're aiminga little bit high.
1784 01:00:48 I aim where I aim.Just do the scene.
1785 01:00:51 Why is he having sexwith her belly button?
1786 01:00:54 He knows where hervagina is, right?
1787 01:00:56 Okay, cut!
1788 01:00:58 I need more passion.
1789 01:00:59 And this, it's still disgusting.You go clean it.
1790 01:01:01 Fuck that! Okay!
1791 01:01:02 -You embarrass that girl-Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1792 01:01:04 -in front of the entire crew...-whoa, whoa, whoa...
1793 01:01:05 you're a dead man!
1794 01:01:05 -Oh, really?-Can I do my job now?
1795 01:01:07 Oh, really I'm dead man?I'm dead man?
1796 01:01:09 Everyone-everyone calm down.Jesus, come on, come on.
1797 01:01:11 Juliette, you need a break.Take a break.
1798 01:01:12 -I'm okay.-She okay.
1799 01:01:14 -Well, I need a break.-Then you're fired!
1800 01:01:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hey, hey, hey.
1801 01:01:17 I know what you say.
1802 01:01:18 I hear you.
1803 01:01:20 And you, and you.
1804 01:01:21 -I hear everybody.-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1805 01:01:23 What the fuckare you talking about?
1806 01:01:24 Where Markus?Markus!
1807 01:01:26 This Mar--film now.
1808 01:01:27 This Markus, I hire himdo documentary
1809 01:01:30 "The Making of The Room."
1810 01:01:31 He capture every comment.
1811 01:01:33 "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird."
1812 01:01:35 "Tommy like Frankenstein."
1813 01:01:36 "He like, he like vampire rapist."
1814 01:01:39 I hear everything.
1815 01:01:41 I have ears everywhere.
1816 01:01:42 I hear your whispersin your souls.
1817 01:01:44 You're on my planet.
1818 01:01:46 Okay?
1819 01:01:46 Wait, wait, so you've beenspying on your entire production?
1820 01:01:49 Yeah, that's right.
1821 01:01:50 That's fucking crazy!
1822 01:01:52 That's how it is.So now, you know.
1823 01:01:53 Next time you make laughter,"Ha ha ha ha ha,"
1824 01:01:57 I don't care who you are,you're out on street.
1825 01:01:59 What about me?Am I still fired?
1826 01:02:03 All right. I give youone more chance.
1827 01:02:11 Take three's up.
1828 01:02:13 Let's go.
1829 01:02:14 Make sure you see my ass.
1830 01:02:18 -See you at the car?-'Kay.
1831 01:02:27 Tommy?
1832 01:02:30 Tommy, we're leaving.
1833 01:02:43 I feel like um...
1834 01:02:45 I feel like we shouldat least talk about this.
1835 01:02:48 Look at my arm.
1836 01:02:50 Not bad.
1837 01:02:52 Look like big strong kid.
1838 01:02:55 Yeah, man.
1839 01:02:59 All right, I'll uh, I'll see ya.
1840 01:03:09 I haven't seen any water.
1841 01:03:11 I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
1842 01:03:13 Yeah, fuck this place.
1843 01:03:14 There's no AC in here.
1844 01:03:15 Too fucking cheap.
1845 01:03:18 Nobody wants to help me.
1846 01:03:21 And I'm dying.
1847 01:03:22 Hey, it's like a hundredfucking degrees in here.
1848 01:03:24 He show up yet?
1849 01:03:25 No. I wish.
1850 01:03:27 Hey, guys, if he doesn'tget in here soon,
1851 01:03:28 I just say we call lunch.What do you say?
1852 01:03:30 -Lunch!-Yeah.
1853 01:03:32 -You wanna just keep rehearsing?-Sure, sure.
1854 01:03:35 Um, you're not dying, Mom.
1855 01:03:37 I got the resultsof the tests back.
1856 01:03:40 I definitely have breast cancer.
1857 01:03:42 Hi, everybody.
1858 01:03:44 Oh.
1859 01:03:44 Hey...
1860 01:03:45 -Ready.-You're here.
1861 01:03:46 Here camera.
1862 01:03:48 Okay, you ready?
1863 01:03:49 Where have you been, man?
1864 01:03:50 Where have I been? You know.Just getting ready my apartment.
1865 01:03:53 I live there alone now.
1866 01:03:55 -Tommy?-Got a question?
1867 01:03:57 Does this come back?
1868 01:03:59 What are, why, whatis she talking about?
1869 01:04:00 The storyline.
1870 01:04:02 The breast cancer.
1871 01:04:04 Breast cancer?
1872 01:04:05 No, it's twist.
1873 01:04:07 So, it never comes back?
1874 01:04:08 I don't have time to explainscript to you right now, okay?
1875 01:04:11 What is this?
1876 01:04:12 This makeup. You look likeyou're swimming in lake.
1877 01:04:14 It's a hundred degrees in here.
1878 01:04:16 Makeup!
1879 01:04:17 Tommy, if you're not gonnapay for air conditioning,
1880 01:04:18 you at least haveto pay for water.
1881 01:04:20 Could we maybe just have a littlebit of water before the scene? I...
1882 01:04:23 Okay, I stop you. I stopeverybody right there, okay?
1883 01:04:26 Nobody in Hollywood willgive you water either,
1884 01:04:28 -okay?-That's not true.
1885 01:04:29 Dude, we can't work like this.
1886 01:04:31 Well, I'm notSanta Claus, all right?
1887 01:04:33 Maybe you go buy waterfor everybody, Greg!
1888 01:04:35 Okay?
1889 01:04:36 Maybe girlfriend bring yousome water or something.
1890 01:04:39 We gotta get going, okay.We're already four hours behind.
1891 01:04:41 Okay, well, whose fault that?
1892 01:04:43 Yours.
1893 01:04:45 Uh, my fault?
1894 01:04:46 You're late every goddamn day.
1895 01:04:47 All right, that your five cents.
1896 01:04:49 I'm fucking director.
1897 01:04:50 Exactly.
1898 01:04:51 Exactly!
1899 01:04:52 Exactly!
1900 01:04:52 Exactly!
1901 01:04:53 Turn these lights on, right now!
1902 01:04:54 If I turn on the lights,it's getting hotter.
1903 01:04:55 Be professional, do your job!
1904 01:04:57 You do your job!
1905 01:04:58 Tommy, it's hot enough as is!
1906 01:04:59 Greg, so you knowabout light too?
1907 01:05:01 Huh? You know everything.
1908 01:05:02 You know water, light, girlfriend.
1909 01:05:04 Oh, my God!Carolyn has fainted!
1910 01:05:06 Oh, my God!
1911 01:05:06 Tommy, please get some water?
1912 01:05:08 Tommy, get the fucking water!Come on!
1913 01:05:10 Carolyn?
1914 01:05:11 What she doing? Taking nap?
1915 01:05:13 She's not taking a fuckingnap, you fucking idiot!
1916 01:05:15 She passed out!
1917 01:05:17 -She's dead?-She's not dead.
1918 01:05:18 No, I can feel her heartbeat.
1919 01:05:20 It's not 'cause water,it's 'cause she's old lady.
1920 01:05:22 Tommy, please!
1921 01:05:24 You know what?That's it!
1922 01:05:25 I'm pullin' the plug!Turn off the lights!
1923 01:05:27 Open the doors!That's lunch!
1924 01:05:30 We're coolin' it out in here.
1925 01:05:31 She okay? Couldwe get the medic?
1926 01:05:33 Turn off these lights!
1927 01:05:35 Best thing I couldsay about this,
1928 01:05:36 is nobody will ever see this.
1929 01:05:37 Would you walk?We can walk off this...
1930 01:05:39 I'm just tired, is all.
1931 01:05:41 I haven't been sleepingwell recently.
1932 01:05:43 I'll be fine.
1933 01:05:45 Hey, can I ask you something?
1934 01:05:46 Why-why do you do it?
1935 01:05:48 You have a husband,and grandkids.
1936 01:05:51 You live about fiftymiles from here.
1937 01:05:53 And you're waking up at 5 a.m.to drive all this way,
1938 01:05:57 for what?
1939 01:05:59 We're actors, Greg.
1940 01:06:01 You and me, people like us...
1941 01:06:03 even the worst dayon a movie set
1942 01:06:07 is better than the best dayanywhere else.
1943 01:06:10 Hey, Greg.
1944 01:06:12 Can we ask you something?
1945 01:06:14 Yeah.
1946 01:06:15 What is this movie about?
1947 01:06:18 I have a theory.
1948 01:06:19 Oh?
1949 01:06:20 It's autobiographical.
1950 01:06:22 Someone in his life wasa Denny, a kid brother,
1951 01:06:25 he's looking out for.
1952 01:06:27 Someone was a Mark,the better looking friend
1953 01:06:29 he was always jealous of.
1954 01:06:30 I'm sure there was a Michelleand a Mike.
1955 01:06:33 So, does that meanthat there's a Lisa?
1956 01:06:36 Somebody who broke his heart,
1957 01:06:38 and stabbed him in the back,and ruined his life?
1958 01:06:40 Well, that's prettyobvious to me.
1959 01:06:43 That's the universe.
1960 01:06:53 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1961 01:06:54 It's Bryan fucking Cranston!
1962 01:06:56 Oh, hey, I know him.
1963 01:06:57 Well, yeah, no shit.Malcom in the Middle.
1964 01:06:59 No, from pilates.
1965 01:07:01 -Bryan!-Wait, what are you--wait.
1966 01:07:02 -Hi!-Amber! How are you?
1967 01:07:05 -So good to see you.-You too.
1968 01:07:06 -You too.-This is my boyfriend, Greg.
1969 01:07:08 Hi, Greg, how are you?
1970 01:07:09 Good, yeah.
1971 01:07:09 Greg is also an actor.
1972 01:07:11 -You are? Cool.-Yeah.
1973 01:07:13 Anything I wouldhave seen you in?
1974 01:07:14 No, I d-doubt it.
1975 01:07:16 You know, it's a journey.
1976 01:07:18 Are you working onanything at the moment?
1977 01:07:20 Yeah, yeah, actually,I'm-I'm doing this movie.
1978 01:07:22 -Movie? Nice.-Yeah.
1979 01:07:23 Yeah, but, you know, I'd loveto do TV at some point.
1980 01:07:26 Yeah, you know, the sitcoms,drama, cop shows.
1981 01:07:29 Yeah, y-you name it,I would do it.
1982 01:07:32 It's funny you mentionedthat 'cause, um...
1983 01:07:35 I'm directing an episodeof Malcolm right now.
1984 01:07:37 Next week, we're shooting thisscene where the boys get lost.
1985 01:07:40 And Hal and Lois have togo find them in the woods.
1986 01:07:43 And we're having troublefinding this...
1987 01:07:45 lumberjack
1988 01:07:46 role.
1989 01:07:47 And you got this...
1990 01:07:48 this beard.
1991 01:07:49 What do you think? You wanna-You wanna do it?
1992 01:07:51 Uh, tuh, are you-areyou serious?
1993 01:07:53 Yeah, well, you know,everybody needs a break.
1994 01:07:55 Oh, are you good?
1995 01:07:56 -I should've asked you that first.-Yes, yes, yes, no.
1996 01:07:58 He's very good.
1997 01:07:59 I'm sorry, I'm freaking outa little bit! I'm just...
1998 01:08:01 I'm a big fan.It's like, it's crazy!
1999 01:08:03 All right, all right.
2000 01:08:05 You and the beard, nextTuesday and Wednesday.
2001 01:08:07 I will be there.
2002 01:08:08 -Hey, nice to see you.-Nice to see you!
2003 01:08:09 -Thank you, man, seriously, that's...-You're welcome, you're welcome.
2004 01:08:11 -See you next week.-Thanks!
2005 01:08:12 Thanks again.
2006 01:08:16 Okay. I'm set.
2007 01:08:18 Action.
2008 01:08:19 Aaah!
2009 01:08:22 Go to hell, wall!
2010 01:08:29 Aaah!
2011 01:08:31 Aaah!
2012 01:08:36 Aah.
2013 01:08:39 Aah, why?
2014 01:08:42 Why?
2015 01:08:42 Why is this happening to me?
2016 01:08:45 Why?
2017 01:08:49 God...
2018 01:08:50 forgive me.
2019 01:08:56 Oh...
2020 01:09:01 Why is he getting back up?
2021 01:09:05 Cut.
2022 01:09:06 No, don't cut! Don't cut!
2023 01:09:07 Why you cut, Sandy?This is great.
2024 01:09:09 This is real acting.
2025 01:09:10 If you're gonna writhearound with a dress,
2026 01:09:12 maybe do it before youshoot yourself in the head
2027 01:09:13 and blow your brains out.
2028 01:09:14 I disagree.
2029 01:09:15 We go!
2030 01:09:16 Okay, still rolling, here we go.
2031 01:09:19 And action.
2032 01:09:20 Aaaggh...
2033 01:09:23 Aaah.
2034 01:09:26 Aaggh!
2035 01:09:28 Oh...
2036 01:09:29 Aaggh!
2037 01:09:30 I wanted to keep that dress.
2038 01:09:31 You can neverwear that dress.
2039 01:09:33 Aaggh!
2040 01:09:35 Aaggh!
2041 01:09:38 Aaggh!
2042 01:09:39 Okay, now I do kill part.
2043 01:09:41 Oh, great, yeah,let's cover that again.
2044 01:09:43 Give me countdown.
2045 01:09:45 Three-two-one-bang.
2046 01:09:49 Wow.
2047 01:09:52 And cut!
2048 01:09:53 Think we got it.
2049 01:09:54 I guess so, yeah.
2050 01:09:55 Get me a C-standover there, please?
2051 01:09:57 Dude, that wasamazing, man.
2052 01:10:01 You think so?
2053 01:10:02 Totally, yeah, it was-it wasraw and intense and...
2054 01:10:05 Yeah you reallybrought it, man, seriously.
2055 01:10:07 Thank you.
2056 01:10:08 So, uh, so listen, I-I know-I knowthis is last minute, but um...
2057 01:10:11 just wanted to talk to youabout something real quick.
2058 01:10:13 What is it, Greg? You can seeI'm very busy right now.
2059 01:10:15 Yeah, um, so-so you know how thebeard-shaving scene is tomorrow?
2060 01:10:18 Yeah, I know the schedule.
2061 01:10:19 Right. Um, so, I was just,
2062 01:10:20 I was hoping that we couldmaybe move it to next week.
2063 01:10:23 And that I could maybe getthe day off tomorrow.
2064 01:10:25 Why? You sick?
2065 01:10:26 Oh, no!
2066 01:10:27 Greg, I can't affordget sick right now.
2067 01:10:29 -I'm lead actor, I'm director.-I feel great, man, It's not that.
2068 01:10:30 It's not. I feel great.
2069 01:10:32 Then what? Why you need day off?
2070 01:10:33 I actually--I landed asmall role on a TV show.
2071 01:10:37 It's a Malcolm in the Middle.
2072 01:10:38 What, you're movie actor now.Why you do this... this TV?
2073 01:10:42 Well, i-it's kind of a big show.
2074 01:10:44 You know, it wouldbe great exposure.
2075 01:10:45 It would be like a reallygood stepping stone
2076 01:10:47 for my career, I think.
2077 01:10:49 What you do in thislittle Malcolm?
2078 01:10:51 I-I'm playing like-likea lumberjack
2079 01:10:52 And um, that's like,that's why the beard,
2080 01:10:54 that's why I need it,um, which is,
2081 01:10:57 which is whyI can't shave tomorrow.
2082 01:10:59 But if we-if we justmove the schedule
2083 01:11:00 just like-likea day or two, it would...
2084 01:11:02 it would reallymean a lot to me.
2085 01:11:03 Oh, I'm sorry, Greg.I can't help you.
2086 01:11:06 Why? What?
2087 01:11:07 Clean-shaven Mark, you know,
2088 01:11:09 he make grand entranceat beginning of third act.
2089 01:11:11 It's very important.
2090 01:11:13 -It's metaphor.-I know.
2091 01:11:14 I know, but we can just-we can do it next week
2092 01:11:16 -it's not a big deal.-No, I can't, Greg!
2093 01:11:18 It's impossible.I'm sorry.
2094 01:11:19 Tommy?
2095 01:11:20 I can't give you specialtreatment, Greg.
2096 01:11:21 When I can't give specialtreatment to everybody.
2097 01:11:23 Everybody here working hard.
2098 01:11:25 One favor. I'm just asking fora tiny favor as a friend.
2099 01:11:27 Favor, favor, favor.You always ask favor.
2100 01:11:30 This is one tiny thing, that's it!
2101 01:11:31 I take you to Los Angeles,give you place to stay.
2102 01:11:33 I write you this part.
2103 01:11:35 I do this whole moviefor you, Greg?
2104 01:11:37 You did it for me?Come on, man.
2105 01:11:39 -For us? We do it together, right?-Okay, I know.
2106 01:11:41 Yes, it's our movie.This doesn't change that.
2107 01:11:43 Don't betray me, Greg.
2108 01:11:44 I'm not betraying you.
2109 01:11:46 What I say?We do this together?
2110 01:11:47 -Yes.-We do this together.
2111 01:11:49 Now you betray me.
2112 01:11:50 I'm not--
2113 01:11:52 So, are you gonna letme do it or not?
2114 01:11:54 Not up to me, Greg.
2115 01:11:56 Up to you.
2116 01:11:57 You have to choose.
2117 01:11:58 You do this TV show,"Little Malcolm."
2118 01:12:01 Or you do the movie.
2119 01:12:03 Our movie, Greg.
2120 01:12:10 Greg.
2121 01:12:15 -I...-Unbelievable.
2122 01:12:22 She had to go?
2123 01:12:37 Oh!
2124 01:12:39 Wow.
2125 01:12:41 Hey, guys.
2126 01:12:42 You like it?
2127 01:12:43 Yeah, you look great.
2128 01:12:46 Look like... babyface.
2129 01:12:48 You guys wannaplay some football?
2130 01:12:49 In tuxes? No. You'vegotta be kidding.
2131 01:12:51 Mark, come on, let's do it!
2132 01:12:53 I'm up for it.
2133 01:12:54 Johnny?
2134 01:12:55 Ask Peter.
2135 01:12:57 Peter, come on!
2136 01:12:59 No. I don't think so.
2137 01:13:00 Please?
2138 01:13:01 -No.-Come on?
2139 01:13:03 Cheep cheep cheep
2140 01:13:05 -Cheep cheep cheep cheep-Cheep cheep cheep cheep
2141 01:13:08 Cheeep cheep cheep
2142 01:13:09 Cut!
2143 01:13:10 Cheep cheep
2144 01:13:12 You good, Tommy?
2145 01:13:14 Yeah, good day everybody.
2146 01:13:17 See you tomorrow.
2147 01:13:18 All right, great job!
2148 01:13:20 Can't believe it.
2149 01:13:21 Let's go to a barand erase the memory of today.
2150 01:13:26 Hey, Sandy, Raphael.
2151 01:13:28 Yeah?
2152 01:13:29 I talk to you a minute?
2153 01:13:37 Road trip!
2154 01:13:39 San Francisco, here we come.
2155 01:13:41 Who are these guys?
2156 01:13:42 Oh, that's Todd.
2157 01:13:44 That's friend of Todd.
2158 01:13:45 And other friend of Todd
2159 01:13:46 Where's Sandy and Raphael?
2160 01:13:48 Ah, it's over for those guys.
2161 01:13:51 Did you fire them?
2162 01:13:52 Who's to say?Come on, forget about them!
2163 01:13:54 -We have Todd now.-Tommy.
2164 01:13:56 Look, it's gonna be like the old days.
2165 01:13:58 San Francisco.
2166 01:13:59 We take strolldown memory lane.
2167 01:14:02 Wait till you seenew script pages, Greg.
2168 01:14:04 You'll love it.
2169 01:14:05 Be very dramatic.
2170 01:14:07 Let's do it.
2171 01:14:08 Okay, Todd?
2172 01:14:10 Yeah, you putcamera there, okay?
2173 01:14:12 Yup, it's here.
2174 01:14:12 Okay, we threw a ballover here.
2175 01:14:14 Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg.
2176 01:14:17 Remember, Greg?
2177 01:14:18 We play footballfirst time we met?
2178 01:14:20 Yeah, yeah, I remember.
2179 01:14:21 Okay.
2180 01:14:22 Okay, Todd? You roll it.
2181 01:14:24 Rolling.
2182 01:14:30 Tommy, what are we doing here?
2183 01:14:31 We do new scene.
2184 01:14:33 About Mark failures.
2185 01:14:34 What?
2186 01:14:34 Mark want to makedreams come true
2187 01:14:36 and Johnny help him.
2188 01:14:38 Yeah, I don't think so, man.
2189 01:14:40 Let's do it. Come on.
2190 01:14:41 Take from your real life.
2191 01:14:43 Drop it. Stop.Don't do this.
2192 01:14:45 I'm asking you nicely.Stop it. Drop it.
2193 01:14:47 Remember, you wantto be actor, but...
2194 01:14:50 nobody believe in you, Greg...
2195 01:14:52 you know, you're notgood enough...
2196 01:14:53 Right? Do that, that stuff.
2197 01:14:55 What? No, Tommy, drop it.
2198 01:14:57 Movies are emotion.
2199 01:14:59 Okay, you needto be real for us.
2200 01:15:02 Look, Greg...
2201 01:15:04 frankly, you have not beenthat real the whole movie.
2202 01:15:07 Now you chance.
2203 01:15:08 Fuck you, Tommy.
2204 01:15:09 No one believe in you,and Mom think you're loser.
2205 01:15:12 Go!
2206 01:15:12 I said no!
2207 01:15:13 Greg! Dammit, why youthrow this tricky stuff?
2208 01:15:18 All right, man,you wanna get real?
2209 01:15:20 You wanna get real for thecameras, let's get real.
2210 01:15:21 Hey, you guys gettin' this?Yeah, good.
2211 01:15:24 Let's get real.
2212 01:15:25 Where were you born, Tommy?
2213 01:15:26 No...
2214 01:15:27 Greg, that not part of scene.
2215 01:15:28 No way, this is your idea.
2216 01:15:30 Where are you from?It's a simple question.
2217 01:15:33 I'm from New Orleans.
2218 01:15:35 New Orleans.
2219 01:15:36 From the bayou.
2220 01:15:37 You guys hear that?
2221 01:15:38 This guy with this fuckin'accent is from "the bayou."
2222 01:15:42 Greg...
2223 01:15:43 Oh, you want an easier question?
2224 01:15:44 Let's see...
2225 01:15:45 where does the moneycome from, huh?
2226 01:15:46 Greg, stop! This on camera!
2227 01:15:48 I know it's on camerajust like you wanted.
2228 01:15:51 All right, justtell me this one thing...
2229 01:15:53 How old are you?
2230 01:15:59 I'm your age, Greg.
2231 01:16:00 You're my age?
2232 01:16:02 You're my age?
2233 01:16:03 I'm just your friend.
2234 01:16:04 When were you born?What year, Tommy?
2235 01:16:06 Same year as you.
2236 01:16:07 Same year as me?
2237 01:16:08 There is no fucking wayyou're in your 20's, all right?
2238 01:16:11 You are a fucking villain!
2239 01:16:12 Fucking Frankenstein-lookingmotherfucker!
2240 01:16:14 I not villain!
2241 01:16:19 I believed in you, man.I trusted you!
2242 01:16:21 -Greg!-What?
2243 01:16:22 Greg...
2244 01:16:24 I gave you everything.
2245 01:16:26 Are you fucking--?You ruined everything!
2246 01:16:28 Greg!
2247 01:16:31 You owe me your life!
2248 01:16:33 Man, I don't owe youshit anymore.
2249 01:16:36 All right, and this movie befuckin' awesome!
2250 01:16:39 Will be awesome.
2251 01:16:42 Cut it. Cut it.
2252 01:16:44 Movie over.
2253 01:16:55 And why am I trying to becomewhat I don't want to be?
2254 01:16:59 What am I doing in an office,
2255 01:17:01 making a-a contemptuous,begging fool of myself,
2256 01:17:05 when all I want is out there...
2257 01:17:07 Honey, I am so excitedto come see your play.
2258 01:17:10 See, acting doesn'thave to be big movies.
2259 01:17:13 Yeah, yeah, you're right.
2260 01:17:14 It's probably betterif no one even sees
2261 01:17:16 that thing you didwith Tommy, right?
2262 01:17:18 I mean, come on, thatthing can't be any good.
2263 01:17:23 Greg?
2264 01:17:26 Are you there...?Greg?
2265 01:18:03 You know what I'm saying?
2266 01:18:04 Hey, good show, guys.
2267 01:18:05 -That was fun tonight, right?-Good job.
2268 01:18:07 All right, see you tomorrow.
2269 01:18:08 -Hi.-Hey.
2270 01:18:21 Babyface.
2271 01:18:23 You stalking me now?
2272 01:18:25 Ha ha ha.
2273 01:18:27 You're not that hard to find.
2274 01:18:31 Did you watch the show?
2275 01:18:32 No.
2276 01:18:34 You know I don't like comedy.
2277 01:18:36 So, how Amber?
2278 01:18:39 I don't know.
2279 01:18:40 She moved to Austin.
2280 01:18:42 Didn't work out.
2281 01:18:43 Sorry to hear this.
2282 01:18:45 Yeah.
2283 01:18:47 Is that why you came here, Tommy?You wanted to talk about Amber?
2284 01:18:50 No...
2285 01:18:51 You didn't RSVP.
2286 01:18:54 Yeah, I'm not coming.
2287 01:18:57 And...
2288 01:18:59 honestly, maybe...
2289 01:19:01 maybe you shouldn't havea premiere at all.
2290 01:19:04 Greg.
2291 01:19:06 We made pact.
2292 01:19:07 Remember?
2293 01:19:09 To never lose sightof our dream.
2294 01:19:12 Well, on Friday...
2295 01:19:13 they premiere a movie.
2296 01:19:15 Our movie, Greg.
2297 01:19:17 In real live theater.
2298 01:19:19 I know you don'tlike me anymore.
2299 01:19:21 So don't do it for me.
2300 01:19:23 Do it for you, Greg.
2301 01:19:25 You'll finally get tosee yourself on big screen.
2302 01:19:28 This was your dream too, Greg.
2303 01:19:52 What the fuck am I doing?
2304 01:19:57 Can you believe it?
2305 01:19:58 I can't, no.
2306 01:20:03 Here, it's for you.
2307 01:20:05 No, you can-you can keep that.
2308 01:20:06 Don't worry,I made boxes of them.
2309 01:20:08 Okay.
2310 01:20:18 You think Sandy be there?
2311 01:20:20 I don't know.
2312 01:20:27 Holy shit, is this for us?
2313 01:20:30 Yeah, that's for us.
2314 01:20:31 Driver, slow down.
2315 01:20:33 Did you get a fucking spotlight?
2316 01:20:34 Yeah, this real Hollywoodpremiere, Greg.
2317 01:20:37 Raphael, Sandy, Juliette,everyone's...
2318 01:20:40 Go, driver, go.Keep going.
2319 01:20:41 -What, wait, Tommy, why?-Go, go, go! Go, keep going.
2320 01:20:47 Ladies and gentlemen,Mr. Tommy Wiseau.
2321 01:20:49 -That was fucking weird.-Yup.
2322 01:20:51 At this point,it would be fucking weird
2323 01:20:53 if he didn't do somethingthat was fucking weird.
2324 01:20:56 Tommy, what thefuck are we doing?
2325 01:20:58 Well, we gotta buildanticipation.
2326 01:21:00 There not enough people.
2327 01:21:06 Yup.
2328 01:21:07 Greg, we are stars of the movie.
2329 01:21:09 We can't be first one there.
2330 01:21:10 You're right. You're right.
2331 01:21:11 And not enough people yet.
2332 01:21:13 Just trust me.
2333 01:21:27 Tommy, come on.We're gonna do this, yeah?
2334 01:21:30 It's time.
2335 01:21:32 Is he not gonnaget out of the car?
2336 01:21:33 The fuck is happening?
2337 01:21:35 Tommy, come on, let's do this.
2338 01:21:38 You ready?
2339 01:21:40 Okay.
2340 01:21:42 Hey, everyone!
2341 01:21:44 Sorry late, traffic crazy!
2342 01:21:46 Well, let's go, let's do it.
2343 01:21:47 No one be nervous.Come on.
2344 01:21:49 Let's go.
2345 01:21:50 Let's do it.
2346 01:21:52 Come on, Greg.
2347 01:21:54 The very first premiere.
2348 01:21:55 You excited?
2349 01:21:57 Yeah, Tommy, sure.
2350 01:22:02 Hi.
2351 01:22:06 Wow, this is a dayI never thought would come.
2352 01:22:08 This is a pretty goodturn out, I gotta say.
2353 01:22:15 Wow, so many people.
2354 01:22:17 Yeah.
2355 01:22:19 Yeah, it's packed.
2356 01:22:22 Hey, you play Chris-R, right?
2357 01:22:24 Yeah, yeah.
2358 01:22:25 Oh, I didn't recognize youwithout the beanie.
2359 01:22:27 And the beard.
2360 01:22:28 Oh, yeah.
2361 01:22:30 I play the psychologist, uh, Peter.I'm in this too.
2362 01:22:33 -Oh, cool, man.-Yeah.
2363 01:22:34 I feel like I'ma little overdressed.
2364 01:22:36 No, are you kidding me?You're the star of the movie.
2365 01:22:38 If I could have your attention.
2366 01:22:40 Please welcome the writer,director, producer,
2367 01:22:44 and star of tonight'sextravaganza.
2368 01:22:47 His name is Mr. Tommy
2369 01:22:49 Wiseau.
2370 01:23:05 This my movie.
2371 01:23:07 And this my life.
2372 01:23:09 Uh.
2373 01:23:12 Okay, be cool.
2374 01:23:19 I'm so nervous.
2375 01:23:21 Okay, let's begin!
2376 01:23:27 Whoo!
2377 01:23:28 Whoo!
2378 01:23:29 W-w-whoo!
2379 01:23:30 The Room!
2380 01:23:36 Two title cards. Great.
2381 01:23:38 Two logos.
2382 01:23:40 I noticed. Yeah.
2383 01:23:55 Hi, babe.
2384 01:24:00 I have something for you.
2385 01:24:03 What is it?
2386 01:24:04 Just a little something.
2387 01:24:11 Oh.
2388 01:24:13 Johnny, it's beautiful,thank you.
2389 01:24:16 Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.
2390 01:24:24 Isn't it fabulous?
2391 01:24:25 I'll do anythingfor my girl.
2392 01:24:31 Oh, hey, guys.
2393 01:24:32 Oh, hi, Denny.
2394 01:24:38 Wow.
2395 01:24:39 Look at you!
2396 01:24:41 It's from Johnny.
2397 01:24:43 Anything for my princess.
2398 01:24:45 Okay, I'm ready.
2399 01:24:47 It's so pretty,
2400 01:24:48 I can't wait for youto get it off of me.
2401 01:24:50 Okay, oh, wow.
2402 01:25:02 Stop!
2403 01:25:03 Stop it!
2404 01:25:04 I just like to watch you guys.
2405 01:25:06 Ooh.
2406 01:25:07 Denny, Denny, Denny boy.
2407 01:25:09 I don't like this.
2408 01:25:10 Two's great but three's a crowd.
2409 01:25:13 Fine. I have homeworkto do anyways.
2410 01:25:18 Bye, lovebirds.
2411 01:25:19 Bye, Denny.
2412 01:25:20 So, what's hisrelationship to you guys?
2413 01:25:27 Oh, no. No, no, no.
2414 01:25:36 Oh!
2415 01:25:38 Ugh!
2416 01:25:52 Hi.
2417 01:25:53 Can I help you?
2418 01:25:54 Yeah, can I have a dozenred roses, please?
2419 01:25:57 Oh, hi, Johnny, I didn'tknow it was you.
2420 01:25:58 Who doesn't recognize that guy?
2421 01:26:00 Here you go.
2422 01:26:01 That's me.How much is it?
2423 01:26:03 It'll be $18.
2424 01:26:04 Here you go. Keep the change.
2425 01:26:06 Hi, doggie!
2426 01:26:07 You're my favorite customer.
2427 01:26:09 Thanks a lot. Bye.
2428 01:26:10 Nobody wanted to help me.
2429 01:26:12 And I'm dying.
2430 01:26:14 You're not dying, Mom.
2431 01:26:17 I got the resultsof the tests back.
2432 01:26:20 I definitely havebreast cancer.
2433 01:26:22 It never comes back.I don't know why I say that.
2434 01:26:26 Is it-is it just me,or is this kinda bad?
2435 01:26:29 Oh, yeah, it's bad.
2436 01:26:45 It's still going?
2437 01:26:49 Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa?Please talk to me, please!
2438 01:26:55 You're part of my life.
2439 01:26:57 You're everything.
2440 01:26:59 You are lying.I never hit you.
2441 01:27:01 You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
2442 01:27:04 Why are you so hysterical?
2443 01:27:06 Do you understand why?Do you?
2444 01:27:14 Where's my money?
2445 01:27:15 Where's my fuckingmoney, Denny?!
2446 01:27:17 Get off Denny!
2447 01:27:19 You have no idea what kind oftrouble you're in here, do you?
2448 01:27:23 I owe him some money.
2449 01:27:24 What kind of money?
2450 01:27:26 What kind of money?
2451 01:27:30 Go. Go deep!
2452 01:27:35 I did not hit her.
2453 01:27:36 It's not true.
2454 01:27:37 It's bullshit.
2455 01:27:38 I did not hit her.
2456 01:27:39 I did naaht.
2457 01:27:42 Oh, hi, Mark.
2458 01:27:59 Don't touch me, Mark.
2459 01:28:01 Get out.
2460 01:28:02 Stop it!
2461 01:28:05 I kill you!
2462 01:28:06 I break every bone in your body!
2463 01:28:11 You betray me.
2464 01:28:12 You're not good.You're just chicken.
2465 01:28:15 Cheep cheep cheep cheep
2466 01:28:21 Get out of my house.
2467 01:28:26 It's not over.
2468 01:28:28 Everybody betray me.
2469 01:28:29 I'm fed up with this world.
2470 01:28:38 Hey, Tommy.
2471 01:28:40 They hate it.
2472 01:28:42 I know.
2473 01:28:44 I know, they're...
2474 01:28:46 They're just-they're just laughing.
2475 01:28:47 Yeah, they're laughing.
2476 01:28:49 Laughing at me.
2477 01:28:52 Maybe it's true, you know.Maybe everybody right, maybe...
2478 01:28:55 Maybe I just big joke.Ha ha.
2479 01:28:58 Come on, Tommy.
2480 01:28:59 I tried to open my heart,show them my soul, and...
2481 01:29:03 they just hate me.
2482 01:29:05 Even you hate me, Greg.
2483 01:29:11 Hey, hey, hey.
2484 01:29:14 Listen to me, all right?
2485 01:29:15 All right, that thing up there?
2486 01:29:17 That's your movie.
2487 01:29:18 You made that.
2488 01:29:20 All right, like you said,you did that all by yourself.
2489 01:29:22 You know how special that is?
2490 01:29:24 Well...
2491 01:29:25 Hey, it's fucking incredible.
2492 01:29:27 How many people can saythey've done something like that?
2493 01:29:29 I don't know.
2494 01:29:31 1,000?
2495 01:29:32 And yeah, maybe it didn't turn outexactly as you hoped.
2496 01:29:36 But just listen for a second.
2497 01:29:45 Sound like they're loud.
2498 01:29:48 All right, come here.
2499 01:29:59 Look how much funthey're having.
2500 01:30:02 They fucking love it, man.
2501 01:30:05 Aaaggh!
2502 01:30:08 Why, Lisa? Why? Why?
2503 01:30:16 How often do you think Hitchcockgot a response like this?
2504 01:30:20 Never.
2505 01:30:42 You bitch!
2506 01:30:44 You bitch!
2507 01:30:55 Greg.
2508 01:30:58 Why you help me?
2509 01:31:02 'Cause we're friends.
2510 01:31:05 Why?
2511 01:31:07 Why is this happening to me?
2512 01:31:09 Here we go!"Why?"
2513 01:31:13 It's over.
2514 01:31:18 God...
2515 01:31:20 Do it!
2516 01:31:22 Whooo!
2517 01:31:23 Do it!
2518 01:31:24 Do it!
2519 01:31:25 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
2520 01:31:51 Tommy! Tommy! Tommy!Tommy! Tommy!
2521 01:31:56 Go, man!
2522 01:32:20 Okay.
2523 01:32:22 Wow.
2524 01:32:24 I'm glad you like mycomedic movie!
2525 01:32:27 Exactly how I intended.
2526 01:32:30 You know...
2527 01:32:32 I have vision for this movie.
2528 01:32:34 But...
2529 01:32:37 I never make this movie...
2530 01:32:39 without my friend.
2531 01:32:41 We followed our dream.
2532 01:32:45 Come down here, Babyface!
2533 01:32:50 Come on, Babyface!
2534 01:33:07 I never be able to make thismovie without my best friend.
2535 01:33:11 We do it together.
2536 01:33:13 Hey!
2537 01:33:14 The Room!
2538 01:34:51 Hi.
2539 01:34:53 Can I help you?
2540 01:34:54 Yeah, can I have a dozenred roses, please?
2541 01:34:56 Oh, hi, Johnny,I didn't know it was you.
2542 01:34:58 Everything goes wrong at once.
2543 01:35:01 Nobody wants to help me.
2544 01:35:03 And I'm dying.
2545 01:35:33 I can't talk right now.
2546 01:35:35 Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa?Please talk to me, please!
2547 01:35:39 You are part of my life.You are everything.
2548 01:35:42 I could not go onwithout you, Lisa.
2549 01:35:50 I mean, the candles...
2550 01:35:52 the music...
2551 01:35:54 the sexy dress, I mean...
2552 01:35:56 what's going on here?
2553 01:35:58 You're not dying, Mom.
2554 01:36:00 I got the resultsof the tests back.
2555 01:36:03 I definitely have breast cancer.
2556 01:36:05 You have nice legs, Lisa.
2557 01:36:08 You have nice pecs.
2558 01:36:10 Ha ha ha.
2559 01:36:12 I'm tired.
2560 01:36:14 I'm wasted.
2561 01:36:15 I love you, darling.
2562 01:36:17 Come on, make love to me.
2563 01:36:19 Aw.
2564 01:36:20 Come on, you owe me one.
2565 01:36:25 I love you, Lisa.
2566 01:36:27 Go!
2567 01:36:34 Gee, Peter, you're clumsy.
2568 01:36:36 Ah, that's it, I'm done.
2569 01:36:38 Great idea, Denny.
2570 01:36:44 I like you.
2571 01:36:46 Very much.
2572 01:36:48 Lover. Boy.
2573 01:36:51 What are you doing this for?
2574 01:36:54 What's the matter?
2575 01:36:56 Don't you like me?
2576 01:36:59 I'm your girl.
2577 01:37:06 Johnny's my best friend.
2578 01:37:08 You're gonna be marriednext month, come on!
2579 01:37:11 You're scaring me.
2580 01:37:13 You are lying, I never hit you.
2581 01:37:16 You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
2582 01:37:18 Why are you so hysterical?
2583 01:37:20 Do you understand why?
2584 01:37:23 Do you?
2585 01:37:31 I did not hit her.
2586 01:37:32 It's not true.
2587 01:37:33 It's bullshit.
2588 01:37:34 I did not hit her.
2589 01:37:35 I did naaaht.
2590 01:37:37 Oh, hi, Mark.
2591 01:37:39 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2592 01:37:42 ♪ The night ♪
2593 01:37:44 ♪ Oh yeah ♪
2594 01:37:46 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2595 01:37:48 ♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪
2596 01:37:51 ♪ My life ♪
2597 01:37:53 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2598 01:37:55 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2599 01:38:14 ♪ You could put somejoy upon my face ♪
2600 01:38:17 ♪ Oh, sunshine inan empty place ♪
2601 01:38:22 ♪ Take me to turn to ♪
2602 01:38:24 ♪ And babe I'll make you stay ♪
2603 01:38:29 ♪ Oh, I can easeyou of your pain ♪
2604 01:38:33 ♪ Feel you give me love again ♪
2605 01:38:37 ♪ Round and round we go ♪
2606 01:38:39 ♪ Each time I hear you say ♪
2607 01:38:43 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2608 01:38:45 ♪ The night ♪
2609 01:38:48 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2610 01:38:50 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2611 01:38:52 ♪ This is therhythm of my life ♪
2612 01:38:55 ♪ My life ♪
2613 01:38:57 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2614 01:38:59 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2615 01:39:17 ♪ Won't you teach me howto love and learn ♪
2616 01:39:21 ♪ There'll be nothingleft for me to yearn ♪
2617 01:39:25 ♪ Think of me and burn ♪
2618 01:39:28 ♪ And let me hold your hand ♪
2619 01:39:33 ♪ I don't wanna facethe world in tears ♪
2620 01:39:36 ♪ Please think again,I'm on my knees ♪
2621 01:39:41 ♪ Sing that song to me ♪
2622 01:39:43 ♪ No reason to repent ♪
2623 01:39:45 ♪ I know you wanna say it ♪
2624 01:39:47 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2625 01:39:49 ♪ The night ♪
2626 01:39:51 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2627 01:39:54 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2628 01:39:56 ♪ This is therhythm of my life ♪
2629 01:39:59 ♪ My life ♪
2630 01:40:01 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2631 01:40:03 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2632 01:40:05 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2633 01:40:08 ♪ The night ♪
2634 01:40:10 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2635 01:40:12 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2636 01:40:15 ♪ This is therhythm of my life ♪
2637 01:40:17 ♪ My life ♪
2638 01:40:19 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2639 01:40:21 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2640 01:40:41 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2641 01:40:46 ♪ Oooh ♪
2642 01:40:50 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2643 01:40:57 ♪ Oooh ♪
2644 01:41:00 ♪ Rhythm of the night ♪
2645 01:41:09 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2646 01:41:18 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2647 01:41:22 ♪ The night ♪
2648 01:41:23 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2649 01:41:25 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2650 01:41:28 ♪ This is therhythm of my life ♪
2651 01:41:31 ♪ My life ♪
2652 01:41:33 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2653 01:41:35 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2654 01:41:37 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2655 01:41:40 ♪ The night ♪
2656 01:41:42 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2657 01:41:44 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
2658 01:41:47 ♪ This is therhythm of my life ♪
2659 01:41:49 ♪ My life ♪
2660 01:41:51 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2661 01:41:54 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2662 01:41:56 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2663 01:41:59 ♪ The night ♪
2664 01:42:01 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2665 01:42:03 ♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
2666 01:42:07 ♪ This is the rhythmof the night ♪
2667 01:42:12 Hey, how you doing?
2668 01:42:14 Hi, feeling fine. Why you ask?
2669 01:42:17 Why you standingagainst the wall?
2670 01:42:18 Look, I just a guy leaningon wall, no big deal.
2671 01:42:21 Why you so lonely, tell me.
2672 01:42:23 What? I'm just standing here alone.Don't mean I'm lonely.
2673 01:42:25 You need help.I-I see it.
2674 01:42:27 It's not pity party.It's just party.
2675 01:42:29 You wanna go with me?
2676 01:42:30 Go where?
2677 01:42:31 To my house.
2678 01:42:33 I'm not going anywhere with you.
2679 01:42:34 You think you have long hair,you own the world?
2680 01:42:36 That's the idea?
2681 01:42:37 I stop you,I stop you right there.
2682 01:42:39 What is this accent?It sound familiar.
2683 01:42:41 You from New Orleans?
2684 01:42:42 Yeah, so what?
2685 01:42:44 What the part?
2686 01:42:45 Chalmette.
2687 01:42:46 I love New Orleans.
2688 01:42:47 You know where Chalmette?
2689 01:42:48 Yah.
2690 01:42:49 Okay, cool.
2691 01:42:50 You wanna drink or something?
2692 01:42:51 No, I'm not-I'm not thirsty either.
2693 01:42:54 I just want to stand here.
2694 01:42:55 What's your name, hmm?
2695 01:42:56 Tommy, right?
2696 01:42:56 Yah.
2697 01:42:57 My name Tommy, with capitalGo Away.
2698 01:42:59 It's okay.
2699 01:43:00 Have a nice one.
2700 01:43:02 Okay?
2701 01:43:03 Okay.
2702 01:43:04 Okay. Bye!
2703 01:43:05 'Kay.
2704 01:43:07 People are verystrange this day.
2705 01:43:09 Oh, hi, Betty.
2706 01:43:12 My God.
2707 01:43:15 What these friends Greg have.
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