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1 00:00:26 Yeah, yeah
2 00:00:32 Turn my vocals upA little more, please
3 00:00:33 A$AP
4 00:00:35 Yeah A$AP
5 00:00:39 Yeah, a little bit more
6 00:00:42 Yeah, I'm on it, yeah! Woof! Woof!
7 00:00:46 I'm on it, I'm on it Woof! Woof! Ay!
8 00:00:48 I'm on a new level Oh!
9 00:00:50 I'm on a new level Yeah!
10 00:00:52 I'm on a new level
11 00:00:53 I'm on a new level Uh, uh, yeah!
12 00:00:56 Bought me a new shovel
13 00:00:57 Put these niggas in the dirt
14 00:00:59 Chain with the new bezel
15 00:01:01 All my niggas put in work
16 00:01:04 I'm on a new level I'm on a new level
17 00:01:05 I'm on a new level I'm on a new level
18 00:01:07 I'm on a new level
19 00:01:09 I'm on a new level
20 00:01:10 I'm on a new level Bought me a new shovel
21 00:01:12 Yeah! Put these niggas in the dirt
22 00:01:15 Used to be sleeping on itchy beds
23 00:01:17 Bedbugs in the motel
24 00:01:19 Now your bitch give me head
25 00:01:21 Twenty bitches in the hotel
26 00:01:23 On a ramen noodle diet
27 00:01:25 Tour life wasn't so well
28 00:01:27 All my niggas starting riots
29 00:01:29 Mosh-pitting on your toenails
30 00:01:31 I'm on a new level I'm on a new level
31 00:01:33 I'm on a new level I'm on a new level I'm on a new level
32 00:01:37 I'm on a new level I'm on a new level
33 00:01:39 Bought me a new shovel Yeah All my niggas put in work
34 00:01:45 Housekeeping!
35 00:01:48 -Arm yourselves, gentlemen.
36 00:01:58 Okay, this is the last timeI'm gonna say it, and then I'll drop it.
37 00:02:01 But what about my jeans club idea?
38 00:02:04 Right? Twenty dollars a month
39 00:02:06 for access to over 10,000 pairs of jeans?
40 00:02:09 Who wouldn't buy that?
41 00:02:10 Well, almost everybody we asked about it.Right?
42 00:02:12 What about my hot
43 00:02:15 Kids would study harderif their tutor was really hot, right?
44 00:02:18 We just needed to build upour-- our stable of tutoresses.
45 00:02:20 Yeah, well, maybe when you called thema "stable of tutoresses"
46 00:02:23 on the Craigslisting...that was a bad idea.
47 00:02:26 We could come up with other names.
48 00:02:28 The whole pointis that it's a weird concept
49 00:02:30 to hire womento take off their clothes for children.
50 00:02:34 Why am I coming up with the ideas, right?I'm not the idea guy.
51 00:02:37 Darren, that's you. You're the idea guy.
52 00:02:40 I'm the "why." You're the "what."
53 00:02:41 Baby Dunc, you're the "how."
54 00:02:43 So let's put itinto high gear right now, baby.
55 00:02:46 Why? Because our lives suck.
56 00:02:48 I did my part.What are we gonna do about it, Darren?
57 00:02:51 And how are we gonna do it, Baby Dunc? Let's go! Let's freakin'...
58 00:02:54 ...put it into high gear.
59 00:02:58 Yeah, let's kick it into high gear.Sell me some salvia.
60 00:03:00 -I'm about to get high.-Darren.
61 00:03:02 Darren, you're a drug addict.And I'm here to help.
62 00:03:05 -I got you. There you go.-Thank you, baby.
63 00:03:08 Enjoy that.
64 00:03:09 -Ooh.
65 00:03:11 I'm a hustler. "I'm a-- I'm a hustler."
66 00:03:12 I'm basically the Rick Rossof our friendship tripod.
67 00:03:15 What's the big deal?
68 00:03:16 Weed does not do the trick anymore.
69 00:03:18 -This stuff does.-Really great.
70 00:03:20 I'm not gonna become the momfrom Moonlight.
71 00:03:22 Yeah, no.I know what that movie's about.
72 00:03:25 I steered clear of that one.
73 00:03:27 I'm more of a La La Land guy.
74 00:03:29 La-la boy.
75 00:03:34 Bye Latro.
76 00:03:41 -Gonna start tweakin'.-Yeah.
77 00:03:43 He's gonna start tweakin'!
78 00:03:45 Oh, my God.Look at the size of this dude's load!
79 00:03:48 -Look at this thing!
80 00:03:50 Don't touch it.
81 00:03:52 -That's a heavy hitter.
82 00:03:53 Whoa. Yeah, no.
83 00:03:55 It's like Nickelodeon Gak.
84 00:03:59 -The consistency's thick, like flubber.-Mm.
85 00:04:01 Rub some on our shoes,see if we can play basketball.
86 00:04:03 -I mean, his nut sack must be gigantoid.
87 00:04:06 Yeah. Just big old sack
88 00:04:08 -to produce that.-I don't really wanna imagine
89 00:04:10 any nut sacks,
90 00:04:12 but I will say the only thingthat would make me blow a load that big
91 00:04:15 is a really hot babe, right
92 00:04:18 Mm-hmm.-Yeah.
93 00:04:21 I mean, look. They're everywhere, man.
94 00:04:23 There's one. There's one. This guy's busting loadsall over this room.
95 00:04:27 That's what we should be doing.
96 00:04:28 We should be busting loads into condoms
97 00:04:30 or maybe even not into condomsif she's tested.
98 00:04:34 He's chuggin' champagnelike a freakin' boss!
99 00:04:37 I'm over here-- I'm holding onto the poop side of this scrubber.
100 00:04:40 Sure, yes. I've heard all of this before.
101 00:04:42 We should be wearing diamonds,collecting albino pythons, dating on Raya.
102 00:04:46 Raya We're here.
103 00:04:49 -This is our life.
104 00:04:52 That's still fizzy.It's pretty good. You might want some.
105 00:04:55 Oh, he's tweaking.
106 00:04:56 Here, here. Grab a condom.Put it on his face. I'll take a picture.
107 00:04:59 -Oh, you are a dog.
108 00:05:02 That's what he gets. Oh, my God.
109 00:05:06 Ooh, we got the snakeskin.
110 00:05:08 Don't do drugs.-No!
111 00:05:10 -Okay.-No!
112 00:05:12 -Put it on his face.-Take the photo.
113 00:05:14 -Take the picture. Take a photo.-No.
114 00:05:16 I will as soon as you put it on his face.
115 00:05:18 -I'm not going to. Just take the photo.-Just put it on his face.
116 00:05:20 -He'll get an STD.-All the ejac is inside of the condom.
117 00:05:23 -Take the photo.
118 00:05:25 -Grab it!
119 00:05:26 The outside, the woman--
120 00:05:28 -she could have one, obviously. -Well, she--
121 00:05:34 What's wrong with him?
122 00:05:35 -Yep. Darren!-No!
123 00:05:36 -All right, just stop.-Darren.
124 00:05:38 Okay. Joel, I got this. Come on.
125 00:05:39 You want some salvia
126 00:05:42 Get the fuck out of my room.
127 00:05:43 Get out, maids.
128 00:05:45 We're not maids. We're housekeepers.
129 00:05:47 -Not even that hot.-Yeah, dude, you're not even that hot.
130 00:05:50 I was talking about the chick, Baby Dunc.
131 00:05:52 Yeah, so was I.
132 00:05:54 It's 2018. You can call chicks dudes now.
133 00:05:56 -Okay.-You can.
134 00:05:58 What the heck are you guys doing?
135 00:06:00 Hey, dude. See?
136 00:06:05 Is he high again?
137 00:06:08 No.
138 00:06:10 I don't think he's being truthful.I have to call Mitch.
139 00:06:12 Wish you wouldn't.
140 00:06:14 Don't do that! Hi, Mitch.
141 00:06:16 -It's Cassie.-Don't do that to your boy.
142 00:06:19 -Jesus Christ.
143 00:06:20 Pick him up. Put him on the cart.
144 00:06:22 Come on, Darren. Come on, come on.
145 00:06:25 Jesus.
146 00:06:26 Dollar-dollar bill, y'allCash rules everything around me
147 00:06:29 C.R.E.A.M., get the money
148 00:06:30 Dollar-dollar bill, y'all
149 00:06:35 So they were yelling at hotel guestsand smoking dope.
150 00:06:37 -Yes.
151 00:06:39 Yelling at guests, screaming obscenities.
152 00:06:41 Well, Tums... boys will be boys.
153 00:06:44 You still want that associate managerpromotion, don't you?
154 00:06:47 Well, honey,tonight is your chance to prove it.
155 00:06:50 All right?
156 00:06:51 Hope you got your balls on, now.
157 00:06:55 No, I have--
158 00:06:57 uh, yes, I have giant, uh,lady-- lady parts
159 00:07:01 that hang like balls.
160 00:07:02 They're also called ovaries.Those are inside.
161 00:07:05 Good, 'cause we have got a shit stormof a party heading our way tonight.
162 00:07:08 Boys, I'm gonna need you working too.
163 00:07:10 Toni Are you serious?
164 00:07:12 Corky! This is Mr. Ahmad.
165 00:07:15 He is the personal attachéof the Bey of Tunisia.
166 00:07:19 Oh, like the butler from Fresh Prince?
167 00:07:21 Very neat.
168 00:07:22 Wonder what happened to that guy.
169 00:07:25 Oh, that dude's paid.He's doing fine.
170 00:07:27 Bey Awadi. The rich dude from Instagram?
171 00:07:29 This is who we speak of.
172 00:07:30 Aw, I love that dude.
173 00:07:32 He takes all the pictureswith the hot models
174 00:07:34 and the guns and the hovercrafts,
175 00:07:35 and the hot models shooting gunson hovercrafts.
176 00:07:37 Yeah, didn't he poop off the Eiffel Tower?
177 00:07:40 Mm-mm, no.-Yeah.
178 00:07:41 He paid a man $10,000to poop off the Eiffel Tower.
179 00:07:45 That's what's up.
180 00:07:46 He pays dudes tons of money all the time
181 00:07:48 -to do, like, stupid shit.-Wow.
182 00:07:51 -Dudes.
183 00:07:52 We should pitch him the...
184 00:07:55 We should... pitch in tonight.
185 00:07:58 At the party. And be a team player.
186 00:08:00 Also, I should mention, uh, no cameras.That includes cell phones.
187 00:08:04 -Privacy... a great concern of the Bey.-All right, copy that. Give them up, boys.
188 00:08:08 Yeah.
189 00:08:09 Hashtag "right now." What is itwith you kids and the phones? Come on.
190 00:08:13 You'll get 'em backat the end of the night.
191 00:08:17 Okay. Now...
192 00:08:19 you guys have some place to be?I bet you do, huh?
193 00:08:23 So fucking get there!
194 00:08:26 Oh, hey!
195 00:08:28 Sack up now, Tums. Big night, right?
196 00:08:30 Yes!
197 00:08:32 -I can't get in there.
198 00:08:34 I call her Tums'cause she relieves my heartburn.
199 00:08:37 Always been a nickname guy,
200 00:08:39 even when I was back QB-ing at USC.
201 00:08:42 Our security team should be arriving soon.
202 00:08:44 Great.
203 00:08:45 Hey, wanna go for one?
204 00:08:47 -No.-Blue.
205 00:08:51 -I don't know what--
206 00:08:52 All right. Fuck it.
207 00:08:54 -Oh!
208 00:08:56 Right in the numbers!
209 00:08:57 I still got it.
210 00:08:58 I'll race you down there. Come on!
211 00:09:08 Don't be stingy, papi.
212 00:09:12 You like that?
213 00:09:16 It's for you.
214 00:09:20 -Uh, I have to go.-Okay, bye. Bye, sexy.
215 00:09:29 Hey. I'm Ray.
216 00:09:32 Mitch usually has me run securityfor these special events.
217 00:09:36 Uh, but you look likeyou know what you're doing.
218 00:09:39 I'm just herefor the payday, right?
219 00:09:42 That makes two of us.
220 00:09:44 Aah!
221 00:09:59 Donald, get linked upwith our offshore bank accounts
222 00:10:02 as soon as possible.
223 00:10:03 Well, you didn't bring me along
224 00:10:04 'cause I look like the black nerdfrom Die Hard...
225 00:10:07 'cause I don't.
226 00:10:08 Roger, I'm sick of it.
227 00:10:11 We need to secure the buildingand arm the exits
228 00:10:13 with our explosive triggersbefore we can take control of the rooftop.
229 00:10:17 So until then,consider yourselves "hotel security."
230 00:10:22 And once the Bey gives ushis account access codes
231 00:10:25 and Donald transfers the money...
232 00:10:27 we pull out.
233 00:10:30 Gentlemen... let's move.
234 00:10:32 Oh, and... someone get rid of the body.
235 00:10:39 You should grab his ankles.You're good at that.
236 00:10:42 -Fuck off, fag. You'd seriously wanna pitch
237 00:10:56 one of our million
238 00:10:57 -Yeah.-If we're pitching an idea--
239 00:10:59 -We're pitching! What are we pitching?
240 00:11:02 We could gowith my jeans club idea.
241 00:11:05 Hot tutors.
242 00:11:06 Medieval Times:breakfast, lunch, and tournament?
243 00:11:09 I don't ever wanna hearabout Medieval Times BLT ever again.
244 00:11:12 Okay, they only do dinner.
245 00:11:14 We would do breakfast and lunch.That's two more meals!
246 00:11:17 We would totally knock 'em outof the medieval dining space.
247 00:11:20 Oh, that's a huge market.
248 00:11:21 Okay, you guys have good ideas?I wanna hear 'em. I'm excited to hear 'em.
249 00:11:24 I feel like I'm the only one
250 00:11:26 crushing ideas out the gate.
251 00:11:29 Skintendo Joysuit?
252 00:11:31 Uh, what? No. Baby Dunc...
253 00:11:34 Yeah, we're going Skintendo. I like it.
254 00:11:36 All right, you know what?I hate to be this guy,
255 00:11:39 but that dude's not gonna investin Skintendo.
256 00:11:41 Not in a million Willenniums.
257 00:11:43 So, it's like that?
258 00:11:47 We finally have a shot
259 00:11:50 to fulfill our childhood dreams
260 00:11:54 and you guys wanna let it float on past?
261 00:11:58 It's... like... dat?
262 00:12:04 -I don't know about you,
263 00:12:05 but I don't wanna be picking upnut-stuffed condoms
264 00:12:08 for the rest of my life without knowingwhat type of sex they had with it.
265 00:12:11 Was it missionary
266 00:12:13 Was it doggy buttI don't know.
267 00:12:15 Yeah, Alexxx, we all wanna knowhow people are fucking each other, okay?
268 00:12:20 -Obviously.-It's obvious.
269 00:12:22 -Mostly all I think about.-Yeah, I mean, I can keep going.
270 00:12:24 -Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl.-Plow-girl.
271 00:12:26 -Where you take the legs and you---Yeah.
272 00:12:28 I'm just saying,we don't have the Joysuit.
273 00:12:30 Right? There's no screento play Lumber Jackson.
274 00:12:33 -Right.-Okay.
275 00:12:34 You ready? Okay, you're the QB.You're the running back.
276 00:12:37 Giving you the ball. Run with it.
277 00:12:38 You need to write downall the technical mumbo jumbo
278 00:12:41 so the Bey understands what this thing is.
279 00:12:43 -That's a lot of work.
280 00:12:45 Darren, I'm gonna get you markers,a poster board.
281 00:12:47 You're gonna draw Lumber Jackson
282 00:12:49 so beautifully-- muscles just popping.
283 00:12:52 Shredded, baby!
284 00:12:54 And you're gonna draw the Skintendo.Right? The whole Joysuit.
285 00:12:57 Make it look pretty, and then I'm gonnapitch that motherfucker.
286 00:13:00 -Okay.-Dollar-dollar bills, y'all.
287 00:13:03 Boom! Put it in.
288 00:13:06 Dew'd Crew in full effect!
289 00:13:07 Finally fulfilling our destinyof being childhood billionaires.
290 00:13:12 Let's do it! Hands in.
291 00:13:13 Everybody put your hands in.Hands in.
292 00:13:15 Put your fist in. Put your fist in.
293 00:13:17 Dew'd Crew!
294 00:13:19 -I fucking love you guys. I'm so excited.-Okay.
295 00:13:21 -Yes! I'll go get supplies.-All right.
296 00:13:24 Yeah, just, uh, go getthose markers, man. Sick.
297 00:13:27 What the fuck was that
298 00:13:29 I mean, c-come on.He's gonna pitch something.
299 00:13:31 It might as well be Skintendo.
300 00:13:33 Listen, dum-dum.
301 00:13:34 We can't pitch any of the upgrades.
302 00:13:36 We can't pitch the wireless connectivity,the friend-controller mode.
303 00:13:40 Because if we do, Alexxx is gonna know
304 00:13:43 that we've beenworking on Skintendo without him.
305 00:13:45 I'm just sick of working here, all right? We should've told him from the beginning.
306 00:13:49 No, no. What?
307 00:13:50 He would've turned itinto some moneymaking idea,
308 00:13:52 and that's not what it is to us. Right?
309 00:13:54 Right.-And we're not gonna tell him now,
310 00:13:56 'cause he'll probably just...
311 00:13:58 kill himself. Or someone. I don't know.
312 00:14:00 I can just see him going into a rageand... biting people. Children.
313 00:14:04 Bitten children. Blood on your hands.
314 00:14:06 Fine.
315 00:14:07 So we pitch Bey, he laughs us off,
316 00:14:10 and we go back to working on the idea...together, secretly.
317 00:14:17 The fuck is that?
318 00:14:19 -It's a vape pen, Baby Dunc.-Okay.
319 00:14:21 Well, you look like a toolsmoking that thing.
320 00:14:23 Well, I'm not "smoking" it.
321 00:14:25 I'm vaping it.
322 00:14:32 Ah, these your boys?
323 00:14:35 I believe so. Mr. Drothers.
324 00:14:37 -Mr. Ahmad. We, uh, spoke over the phone.-Please. Conrad.
325 00:14:41 -This is Donald. This is Erma. You brought your girlfriend, huh?
326 00:14:45 I'm not his girlfriend.
327 00:14:48 Noted.
328 00:14:50 So did you guys, uh, meet up with Ray?
329 00:14:52 Ray isn't going to make it.
330 00:14:54 But I assure you, he briefed me.Thoroughly.
331 00:14:59 Okay, Conrad.
332 00:15:02 If Ray briefed you so thoroughly...
333 00:15:05 ...he left out the most important detailof the evening.
334 00:15:16 No hats.
335 00:15:18 No hats. I guess the Bey likesto be the only guy wearing a hat.
336 00:15:21 Which I get, you know,'cause I'm a hat guy myself.
337 00:15:24 But, uh... really, love the Kangol, but...
338 00:15:28 Maybe call you Kangol-roo.
339 00:15:29 Uh...
340 00:15:30 How about that?
341 00:15:33 Come on. Let's go have a party, huh?
342 00:15:34 Let's have some fun.
343 00:15:36 I'm gonna dance with you tonight, my dear.
344 00:15:42 Have a word for your brother
345 00:15:45 Have some time for one another
346 00:15:48 Really love one another
347 00:15:51 It's so hard to find
348 00:15:55 Have a word for your brother...
349 00:15:58 Whoo!
350 00:15:59 Catch me, dudes!
351 00:16:01 Really love one another...
352 00:16:04 Yeah, so I met Bey--uh, he was doing a TED Talk
353 00:16:07 in Vegas... on being 'bout it.
354 00:16:10 We had a moment,and now we're good friends.
355 00:16:12 Well, we're not good friends, actually.I w... I would say... acquaintances.
356 00:16:17 You know whatI'm hoping to meet him tonight.
357 00:16:19 Keep your eyes peeled.The Bey's somewhere here.
358 00:16:21 Whoa! Oh!Action Bronson right over here.
359 00:16:23 Excuse me, Mr. Bronson.Can I interest you in a pulled pork...
360 00:16:27 barbecue quesadilla...
361 00:16:29 with corn relish.
362 00:16:35 Fuck, that's fuckin' delicious, man.
363 00:16:38 I'm glad you enjoyed it.
364 00:16:40 -He spit it out but said it was delicious.-Yes.
365 00:16:42 Maybe he's watching his calorie intake.He is wearing athletic wear.
366 00:16:45 Ho-ly shit.
367 00:16:47 There he is...
368 00:16:49 the Bey.
369 00:16:51 Oh, my God, he is the man.
370 00:16:54 Even his little doghas 100,000 followers.
371 00:16:57 -Wow.-Yeah, I don't know,
372 00:16:59 it looks like he's having fun.
373 00:17:00 We should probablyjust let him do his thang.
374 00:17:02 Maybe we, uh, hang in the cut?You know, have him come to us?
375 00:17:05 "The cut"? There's no cut.
376 00:17:07 -Action's in the cut.
377 00:17:09 We're not gonna be in the cut if--whatever.
378 00:17:11 Let's go. It's game time.
379 00:17:12 Hey, yo, I had this pet hyena once, right?
380 00:17:15 Then that motherfucker died. Ehh!
381 00:17:16 More appeteezees for the Bey.
382 00:17:18 Then I had that motherfucker stuffed,put a Fleshlight in back,
383 00:17:21 and then I fucked the shit out that bitch.
384 00:17:23 It's like necrophiliaand bestiality in one.
385 00:17:26 It's hilarious!
386 00:17:28 That is hilarious.
387 00:17:30 Pulled pork quesadilla...
388 00:17:32 -Yo.
389 00:17:35 That sounds bomb as fyuck right now.
390 00:17:38 Throw one into my open mouth.
391 00:17:39 Yeah, bro.
392 00:17:40 -Okay.-Ah...
393 00:17:43 -Oh, I nailed it! Make it rain!
394 00:17:46 -Makin' it rain!-Come on!
395 00:17:48 Oh, that shit was dope.I'm covered in grease, baby.
396 00:17:51 -Yo, you're my dude.-Thank you so much.
397 00:17:53 And this shit is on punto.
398 00:17:55 Hey, um...
399 00:17:57 Bey
400 00:17:58 Do you like black people?
401 00:18:04 Because Lumber Jackson is the first
402 00:18:06 full-body-controlledblaxploitation video game ever.
403 00:18:09 Now, using our revolutionarySkintendo Joysuit technology...
404 00:18:12 Excuse me. Step away immediately.
405 00:18:14 Yo, Ahmad, chill the fuck out, bro.
406 00:18:16 I'm trying to listen to the man.
407 00:18:18 -Thank you. I'm chilled out.
408 00:18:19 I arranged this chilled-out party.
409 00:18:22 I got Shaggy to perform.
410 00:18:23 Uh, Shaggy?
411 00:18:24 Man, busted-ass Shaggyain't performing shit, a'ight?
412 00:18:27 And put that dusty-ass BlackBerry away.
413 00:18:29 This primitive-ass,prehistoric motherfucker.
414 00:18:31 I'm sorry, guys, 2018,this dude ain't got a touch screen?
415 00:18:34 You big fucking tree.
416 00:18:35 Goddamn.
417 00:18:37 What a bitch-ass.
418 00:18:39 -He's just a butler. Yeah, you suck.
419 00:18:41 Yeah, you got low self-esteem.Fuck off, bro.
420 00:18:43 Anyway, you were saying, my dude? That suit controlsthat video game character?
421 00:18:48 -Yes, actually.-Oh, yeah.
422 00:18:49 -And here...-Yeah, this is the schematics right here.
423 00:18:51 You know, I built it, programmed it.
424 00:18:53 Oh, my God.
425 00:18:55 Bro, please approach usand just unzip your trousers
426 00:18:57 and pull that dick outso we could just see
427 00:18:59 what the penis head of a geniusreally looks like.
428 00:19:02 -Pull your dick out.
429 00:19:04 Well, to be honest, uh,it would be my penis head pulled out.
430 00:19:07 I'm the genius that came upwith the whole concept, the idea.
431 00:19:09 I'm not gonna pull my dick out.
432 00:19:11 Oh, okay.That's a cute little cartoon,
433 00:19:12 but did you build the motherfucker?
434 00:19:14 -Yeah, no, we have.-Yeah, yeah, yeah, we built it.
435 00:19:16 And there's actuallysome new features too,
436 00:19:18 like, uh, friend-control mode,
437 00:19:20 where, uh, you can actually controlthe person wearing the Skintendo Joysuit.
438 00:19:23 It's... it's revolutionary.
439 00:19:25 Damn. Oh, yo, yo,I'm gonna need, like, three of those
440 00:19:28 for, like, blap, blap, blap.You know what I'm saying?
441 00:19:30 'Cause I love fucking white women.Makes me feel powerful,
442 00:19:33 especially if I can control them,you know what I mean?
443 00:19:35 Yes! I forgot about friend-control mode.But you know who didn't forget about it?
444 00:19:39 Sony and Microsoftwhen we pitched them this idea.
445 00:19:43 And they were super into it.But you know what I said to them?
446 00:19:45 Fuck y'all!
447 00:19:47 'Cause the Dew'd Crewwants to do business with the Bey.
448 00:19:49 The Dew'd Crew? Wait, wait, wait.Time-out, time-out.
449 00:19:52 'Cause y'all drink mad Mountain Dew?
450 00:19:53 -You got it!
451 00:19:54 Yes, that's exactly right.
452 00:19:56 -How did you...-Wow.
453 00:19:57 Yo, motherfucker, me too! Holy shit, dude!
454 00:20:01 Oh, you know I do. You know I do!
455 00:20:04 -So good. Ah, man--
456 00:20:05 -Code Red over here!-This is Code Red boy.
457 00:20:07 Fuck, I love you guys!
458 00:20:09 Let's talk numbers.How much money we talking about?
459 00:20:11 Bey Awadi. Sorry, this-- this feels like
460 00:20:13 just the sort of frivolous investmentwe spoke about not partaking in.
461 00:20:16 My dude, just because you told me not to,why don't you "par-take" my checkbook out
462 00:20:21 and then write these motherfuckersa check
463 00:20:24 for 200-frivolous-fucking-thousand-dollars
464 00:20:27 so they can chase their goddamn dreams?Am I right? Yezzir.
465 00:20:30 Oh, and then please scrub outmy hyena's pussy,
466 00:20:32 'cause I'm trying to fuck that shit later.
467 00:20:34 -You should fuck it.
468 00:20:36 Treat yo'self. Oh, my God!
469 00:20:37 Cool. Get the fuck out of here.
470 00:20:39 -Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. Go. Get out, get out.
471 00:20:41 We'll talk more numbers later.
472 00:20:42 -Thank you.-Bye, take care.
473 00:20:44 All right, y'all.I'm spending paper tonight.
474 00:20:47 It's just the beginning!
475 00:20:49 Not happening.
476 00:20:50 Apologies, Corky.Let's go, boys. Let's go.
477 00:20:54 Let's go!
478 00:20:55 Cassie! Cassie! Tums!
479 00:20:59 Tums, meet me at the elevator.
480 00:21:00 -Come on, boys.-But our check.
481 00:21:09 -Fuck off. Yeah, I was just...
482 00:21:13 Yeah, we're going.
483 00:21:14 -Get up. Get out of here. Ow. Goddamn.
484 00:21:21 These three idiots just tried to sella goddamn video game to the Bey!
485 00:21:26 I thought I told you to sack up!
486 00:21:27 I'm sorry. I didn't--
487 00:21:29 You didn't--you didn't want that promotion?
488 00:21:32 Yeah, you made that pretty clear.
489 00:21:35 Boys! You're fired.
490 00:21:37 -Yeah.-No fucking way, Mitch.
491 00:21:39 He was assaulted.
492 00:21:40 Out! Out you go!
493 00:21:43 We're going.-Cassie...
494 00:21:46 ...get back to work. Yes, sir.
495 00:21:53 That's quite a stiff armyou got there, huh?
496 00:21:56 You all rightThat paw of yours need a little ice?
497 00:22:01 -My hand is fine.-Ah.
498 00:22:04 Well, how about a little icefor those nipples, huh?
499 00:22:11 Oh-ho-ho-ho.
500 00:22:13 Yeah, you like that, huh?
501 00:22:15 Oh, that's hot.
502 00:22:17 Oh, that is hot, lady.
503 00:22:19 You wanna play?
504 00:22:20 I do. Okay.
505 00:22:22 Oh, I knew it. Oh. What about this?
506 00:22:25 -Yeah. Ooh.-Mm.
507 00:22:27 Speaking of stiff...
508 00:22:33 Not my pecker!
509 00:22:38 Whoopsie-daisy.
510 00:22:40 -All I'm saying is,
511 00:22:42 you win some, you lose some.
512 00:22:44 The key to our jiggy fuckin' lifestyleis tucked in that butler's pocket.
513 00:22:48 My name is Alexxx with three Xs.
514 00:22:53 I'm about to go explosiveon these motherfuckers!
515 00:22:56 Three X means "poison," by the way.
516 00:22:58 -Uh, it's also a Vin Diesel movie. Shut the fuck up.
517 00:23:01 Yeah, well, it's alsospicy barbecue sauce.
518 00:23:03 But I think we all knowI meant it in the explicit fashion!
519 00:23:09 My darling, have you lostyour fucking mind?
520 00:23:13 Get him out of here. If they see himbefore we secure the build--
521 00:23:24 Lock down all exits.
522 00:23:25 We have three waiters on the runand they know.
523 00:23:28 Donald, it's time.
524 00:23:31 Copy that.
525 00:23:34 Hey, fellas. Bey Awadi's security here.We just have one question.
526 00:23:38 What's your question?
527 00:23:44 Whoa, hey, hey.
528 00:24:03 What, y'all don't pack a lunch?
529 00:24:04 Man, take these clowns up to the roofwith the rest.
530 00:24:07 Okay.-Let's go.
531 00:24:08 Easy, man.
532 00:24:09 Locking down perimeter now.
533 00:24:11 Attention, all units.Operation Trespass begins now.
534 00:24:14 -Sweep the hotel.
535 00:24:16 Lock and arm all exitswith breach sensors.
536 00:24:19 -We are taking over.
537 00:24:21 -Move! Get down, stay down.-Hey, everybody be calm!
538 00:24:23 Just do what they say.Everything's gonna be okay.
539 00:24:25 Right Right?
540 00:24:27 Oh!
541 00:24:30 Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
542 00:24:33 Shit. Fuck.
543 00:24:36 Yo, what the fuck, man?You're supposed to be guarding the party.
544 00:24:39 Party's over.
545 00:24:50 Darren,stop vaping, all right?
546 00:24:52 -I can't breathe!
547 00:24:55 As these doors open,they're gonna be waiting, ready to cut cocks.
548 00:25:00 We'll hide. Hide in the shaft.
549 00:25:01 -Here, just help me up. Help me up.
550 00:25:03 -Oh-- oh!
551 00:25:06 -I found the latch.
552 00:25:08 -I think I found it.-Well, go-- get in.
553 00:25:13 Shit.
554 00:25:15 They climbed into the elevator shaft.
555 00:25:17 They could be anywhere.Keep your eyes open.
556 00:25:28 -Gotta just get the thing--
557 00:25:30 -You said you found a latch.-No, I said I think I found a latch.
558 00:25:33 -Shut up, Baby Dunc.
559 00:25:35 Whoa.
560 00:25:36 No one's there.
561 00:25:38 Follow me.
562 00:25:41 Wait, I think we should turn ourselves in.
563 00:25:42 What? No. Go!
564 00:25:44 Not turning ourselves in.That's pussy shit.
565 00:25:45 They might appreciate the gesture.
566 00:25:47 Yeah, and they might cut our dicks off.We gotta get out and go for help.
567 00:25:50 We're not gonna go for help.Slide down this rail.
568 00:25:52 -It'll be badass.
569 00:25:54 Yeah.
570 00:25:57 Oh! Oh, shit.
571 00:25:59 I need help. That was not badass. Come on!
572 00:26:07 All exits confirmed as locked.
573 00:26:09 No sign of the waiters.
574 00:26:15 They locked the doorsand we don't have our phones!
575 00:26:17 -We're screwed!-No shit, Baby Dunc.
576 00:26:20 We gotta get a landline.
577 00:26:28 Clear.
578 00:26:32 -I got two.-Quick, take 'em up with the rest.
579 00:26:35 -Ándale, bitch.
580 00:26:42 Let's move.
581 00:26:47 Tie them together.
582 00:26:50 One collar per group.
583 00:26:52 Now, listen up... if you want to live.
584 00:26:55 These collars are linked to sensors
585 00:26:57 that we have placedat every entrance of this building.
586 00:27:02 Anyone who attempts to enter or exit,
587 00:27:07 they detonate.
588 00:27:09 It's fucked up, right?
589 00:27:11 -You missed me. Collect their cell phones
590 00:27:13 if they still have them.
591 00:27:15 And if they try anything funny, well...
592 00:27:19 ...refrain from killing anyoneunless I tell you.
593 00:27:23 We're not here to murder.
594 00:27:24 We're here to collect a tollfrom Bey Awadi
595 00:27:26 for trespassing on American soil.
596 00:27:29 You ain't touching my stacks, bro.
597 00:27:31 Really?
598 00:27:32 "In case of threat of violenceor act of terror,
599 00:27:34 please do not challengeor defy assailants.
600 00:27:37 Comply with their demands at all times."
601 00:27:39 Did you read that in the manualor something?
602 00:27:41 No.
603 00:27:42 Well, yes, but... who cares?
604 00:27:44 It gives me everything I needto keep the hotel in order,
605 00:27:46 -no matter what.-This lady just shit her pants.
606 00:27:49 Is that in the manual too?
607 00:27:50 I... I did... I did not shit my pants.
608 00:27:54 I just want to make that clear.
609 00:27:56 Are you calling me a liar?
610 00:27:58 No, I'm saying you're very smartand you're picking up on something.
611 00:28:00 Maybe someone...someone did shit their pants.
612 00:28:03 And I'm not gonna say who.
613 00:28:06 -But someone.-Get her out of here.
614 00:28:08 -Yeah, get her out of here. Damn it. Get you out of here.
615 00:28:12 -Oh, it's dripping.
616 00:28:14 And now it hit my anklet.
617 00:28:15 -And my toe ring.
618 00:28:19 We are locked down, boss.
619 00:28:21 And I'm very closeto accessing the offshore accounts.
620 00:28:24 I know, I know.
621 00:28:25 "Close only countsin horseshoes and hand grenades."
622 00:28:28 I wasn't gonna say that. The phones are dead.
623 00:28:31 No Internet either. No Wi-Fi, no DSL.
624 00:28:34 Jesus, this guy has so many tabs open.It's stressing me the fuck out.
625 00:28:37 Guys, they cut the lines.
626 00:28:39 It's what they do.
627 00:28:42 It's... what I'd do.
628 00:28:45 Hey, stop talking cool. Okay?
629 00:28:50 Clear.
630 00:28:56 Oh, my God. There's two guysout there with guns.
631 00:28:58 -They're coming this way.-That's it. I'm done.
632 00:29:00 Wait, what are you...What's with the pockets?
633 00:29:03 -I'm showing them I'm unarmed. Shut up.
634 00:29:05 We can think of something.We can take 'em.
635 00:29:07 Darren, just think of something.
636 00:29:09 I can't. I got nothing, man.
637 00:29:11 -Fine.
638 00:29:15 -What are you... I got an idea.
639 00:29:18 I haven't done this in a long time.
640 00:29:31 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
641 00:29:43 Whoa!
642 00:29:44 What the fuck?
643 00:29:47 Look at this freaky fuck.
644 00:29:49 Hey, Rich, come in here.You gotta see this.
645 00:29:54 Jesus.
646 00:29:55 Rest in peace, you horny bastard.
647 00:30:02 I just don't like the waythis job is going.
648 00:30:04 -Everything's falling apart.-Ah. Hey, hey, hey.
649 00:30:07 By this time tomorrow,we'll be sitting poolside
650 00:30:10 sipping Coronas in Cabo, right?
651 00:30:14 I just don't wanna see you getting hurt.
652 00:30:16 You're sweet.
653 00:30:18 I love you.
654 00:30:23 I love you too.
655 00:30:32 -Yeah.-Real quick.
656 00:30:33 Okay, yeah.
657 00:30:52 Ew, right?
658 00:30:57 Stop! Sorry. Hey.
659 00:30:59 Hmm?
660 00:31:01 You go around,grab the corner of the sheet...
661 00:31:17 Psst!
662 00:31:29 Hit 'em with the lamp!
663 00:31:30 Wha...
664 00:31:39 Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
665 00:31:46 Rich
666 00:31:50 Ow. Uh...
667 00:31:52 Oh! Freeze! Shit.
668 00:31:55 You just killed the man of my dreams.
669 00:31:58 -Now you're gonna die. No, no.
670 00:31:59 He's just knocked out. Like the movieFriday. "He got knocked the fuck out!"
671 00:32:10 I'm sorry.I'm sorry I killed him.
672 00:32:13 I'll be your boyfriend.
673 00:32:23 I didn't do it.
674 00:32:32 Baby Dunc, are you okay
675 00:32:36 I think you killed him.
676 00:32:40 Sorry I didn't help,
677 00:32:41 but I got punched in the chestreally hard one time.
678 00:32:46 We killed the bad guys. My plan worked!
679 00:32:50 What-- hey, stop it!
680 00:32:51 Your plan didn't work.You got them horny
681 00:32:53 and got me 300 kicked in the chest.-I'm fine!
682 00:32:56 We got these bitchesright where we want them.
683 00:32:58 -Now we gotta just go through their shit.-Alexxx, no! No!
684 00:33:01 Leave their stuff alone.You're gonna make them madder.
685 00:33:03 Baby Dunc, what are you talking about?This is video games 101.
686 00:33:06 -You kill bad guys, you take their shit.-It's true.
687 00:33:09 Like you never played video games.
688 00:33:10 -Go close the fucking door.-Okay, yeah.
689 00:33:13 We got zip ties.
690 00:33:16 We got a fucking gun.We got a big-ass knife.
691 00:33:19 By the way, I get next kill.You guys are being total kill hogs--
692 00:33:25 -Okay, and that is where the trigger is.
693 00:33:29 -Oh, my God. Now we know that.
694 00:33:30 I'm gonna go put on pants, so... Oh, yeah, no. Good call, good call,
695 00:33:34 you're gonna wanna be fully clothedwhen you fucking blow your head off, man!
696 00:33:37 Why are you getting dressed in the closet?
697 00:33:39 We've already seenyour dick, balls, and butthole.
698 00:33:42 -A lot.
699 00:33:45 -I haven't shaved in months. Okay, this is it.
700 00:33:47 I'm stressing out. Alexxx, get back hereand sell me salvia right now, man!
701 00:33:51 Yeah, Darren,I'm not gonna sell you salvia right now
702 00:33:53 'cause we're kind of under attackfrom terrorists.
703 00:33:57 Every time you open that, I see your dick.We need to get outta here.
704 00:33:59 We need to get away from bad people.We need to get help from good people.
705 00:34:04 If you wanna bail on the Beyand the Skintendo Joysuit to go get help,
706 00:34:07 fine, we can do that.
707 00:34:09 But we gotta do it in a badass fashion,
708 00:34:11 or we're gonna looklike total fucking pussies.
709 00:34:13 We are pussies!
710 00:34:14 -We don't have to look like it, Baby Dunc!-Don't call me that.
711 00:34:17 Darren, think of something dopeand badass to get us out.
712 00:34:19 -Baby Dunc, implement the thing
713 00:34:22 that Darren's about to think of. Go.
714 00:34:26 I'm not coming up with the plan, okay?
715 00:34:37 -Shit! I thought of something.
716 00:34:40 Is it something I can build?
717 00:34:42 -Yeah.-Fuck.
718 00:34:44 Why do I have to beso goddamn industrious?
719 00:34:47 Hey, guys?If you guys thought my dick was small,
720 00:34:50 it's 'cause the ACwas really blasting earlier.
721 00:34:52 So that's the reason.
722 00:34:54 It's super hot, right?-It's very hot.
723 00:34:57 Alexxx, I...
724 00:34:59 you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
725 00:35:06 If you-- don't pull too much on this one,'cause then this one gets pulled.
726 00:35:12 What the fuck, man?
727 00:35:14 Eagle Eye has been watching you,Bey Awadi.
728 00:35:16 TheWhat do they want with him?
729 00:35:20 Sometimes the government'spolitically correct hands
730 00:35:22 get tied in knots, forcing peopleto protect their lands
731 00:35:24 from unwanted invasions.
732 00:35:26 "Invasions."
733 00:35:28 I'm not a fuckin' invader, bro.
734 00:35:29 I love America. I went to Florida State.
735 00:35:32 Peep the bill, bro.
736 00:35:33 I'm here to have fun, fuck,
737 00:35:35 drink, pop Molly.
738 00:35:37 What's more American than that, bro?
739 00:35:39 Money.
740 00:35:40 Five hundred million dollarstransferred into an offshore account.
741 00:35:43 Five hundred million?You are crazy, Mr. Albino Bad Guy.
742 00:35:46 That's not gonna happen.
743 00:35:48 He doesn't have that kind of cash flow.
744 00:35:50 I-it's all tied up in assets, uh, bonds...
745 00:35:53 Does this free up some of those assets?
746 00:35:56 -I get it.
747 00:35:58 This is a prank.It's just kind of dark, man, like...
748 00:36:01 Knoxville, you can come out now!
749 00:36:03 No! Steve
750 00:36:06 -Come on, man. We told you we can't.-Th-th-there is a way.
751 00:36:10 Oh, dear.
752 00:36:11 An account a-access code.Only, uh, he and his father have it.
753 00:36:14 What the fuck are you doing?
754 00:36:16 He's playing nice.
755 00:36:18 Now it's your turn.
756 00:36:20 I can't, okay?If... if I give you those codes,
757 00:36:26 Wh... what?
758 00:36:28 The dog.
759 00:36:29 The dog?
760 00:36:31 Mm.-Lil Puma.
761 00:36:33 Little Puma. Hi, pal.
762 00:36:34 -Oh, that's a good boy.
763 00:36:37 Come to Uncle Conrad.
764 00:36:38 We have a coupleof those extra breach sensors.
765 00:36:40 Get them with a corresponding collar.
766 00:36:43 Be careful with his hip dysplasia, please.
767 00:36:45 Of course, of course.You know, I love dogs. Big dogs, usually.
768 00:36:48 Little dogs not much, but this one
769 00:36:50 -has a great personality.
770 00:36:52 No, no, no. What
771 00:36:56 There you go, Lil Puma. Go get it, boy.
772 00:37:00 Oh, thank you very much. Don't do it.
773 00:37:02 Puma, stay. Stay, Puma.
774 00:37:03 -No!
775 00:37:10 Why is this thing beeping?
776 00:37:12 -Oh, shit!
777 00:37:21 I must have given you the nine...which was upside down.
778 00:37:25 That is my bad.
779 00:37:27 The lesson still stands.
780 00:37:30 The account numbers,or there will be more bloodshed.
781 00:37:35 Do it, Bey Awadi.
782 00:37:40 Okay. Okay, clear. Go.
783 00:37:41 Ready? Yeah.
784 00:37:48 Zip-tie zip line. Baby Dunc, you genius.
785 00:37:51 Uh, it was my idea.You know, I saw the scaffolding.
786 00:37:54 I said, "Home Alone-style zip line."
787 00:37:56 -Okay, it's fine. Good work.-Thanks.
788 00:37:58 Okay. Are you ready to be Tom Brady?Because that's what's about to go down.
789 00:38:02 You're gonna become Tom Brady, Alexxx.
790 00:38:05 -Fuckin' Tom Brady, dog.-Yes.
791 00:38:06 -Yeah, you're Tom Brady.-Tom Brady, dog!
792 00:38:08 -Yeah, you're Tom Brady.
793 00:38:10 -Shh.
794 00:38:13 Here we go.
795 00:38:22 -I'm Tom Brady!
796 00:38:25 -Tom Brady! We the Brady Bunch
797 00:38:26 We the Brady Bunch The what Brady Bunch?
798 00:38:30 Do you think Tom Bradyis in The Brady Bunch?
799 00:38:33 Yeah, it's the dad, right?
800 00:38:35 -No.-No, he isn't.
801 00:38:36 Oh, I thought that's who we...
802 00:38:38 He was cool, though. He was really cool.He had a hell of a... arm.
803 00:38:41 Okay, why don't you just show ushow my zip line works, Joel?
804 00:38:44 -Yeah.-Right, right. Um...
805 00:38:46 Okay, so basically,I rigged up this ironing board,
806 00:38:50 -like a harness. Right.
807 00:38:52 And then you kind of use itlike a hang glider. Okay...
808 00:38:54 Yeah? Yeah.
809 00:38:56 Kevin McCallister would be proud.
810 00:38:57 Maybe even Tom Brady.
811 00:38:59 -Don't talk about Tom Brady.
812 00:39:00 -Just don't talk about him. All right.
813 00:39:02 Quarterback.
814 00:39:03 Here's what we're gonna do.
815 00:39:05 We are gonna shoot rock, paper, scissorsto find out who goes first.
816 00:39:08 Okay, but no "two out of three" bullshit.
817 00:39:11 -Whoever wins wins.-Right.
818 00:39:12 Okay.-Yes, yeah.
819 00:39:14 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
820 00:39:16 Yes.-Fuck!
821 00:39:18 Thank God. Fuck!
822 00:39:20 Let's go again. Two out of three.Let's be fair.
823 00:39:22 You just said--
824 00:39:24 It could've happened to any of us,just happened to you.
825 00:39:26 Yeah, maybe, or maybe hella long ago,you guys were like,
826 00:39:29 "If we ever do rock, paper, scissorswith Alexxx, we should shoot paper."
827 00:39:34 Because two guys shooting paper,that's suspect.
828 00:39:37 I can't...-Yeah.
829 00:39:39 Okay, just forget it.Let's shoot again.
830 00:39:41 What? No. Yes, thank you, Baby Dunc.
831 00:39:43 -Don't call me a loser.
832 00:39:45 Hey, guys, stop fighting.
833 00:39:47 We'll make a dummy and do a test run.
834 00:39:49 -We have a dummy right here.-No, we'll just use one of the dead bo--
835 00:40:05 Oh, my God!
836 00:40:17 Oh, God!
837 00:40:25 A little help.
838 00:40:26 Help!
839 00:40:28 Oh, fuck.
840 00:40:37 Hey, give me half your Which Wich.
841 00:40:39 Well,if I wanted to eat a half a sandwich,
842 00:40:41 I'd have brought half a sandwich, Chet.
843 00:40:43 Think you're pretty smart, huh?
844 00:40:44 You the one installinga seven-layer firewall
845 00:40:46 to mask a $1/2-billion transactionat the world's third-largest bank
846 00:40:49 using only your wife's tablet,or is that me?
847 00:40:52 Oh, that's right. It's me.
848 00:40:59 -Way to go, Baby Dunc.
849 00:41:01 What This is your plan!
850 00:41:03 No, I said, "Home Alone-style zip line."
851 00:41:05 This is Home Alone 3 at best.
852 00:41:07 We were supposed to look cool as shitcoming out of the window,
853 00:41:10 doing a badass exit.
854 00:41:11 Now we look like a bunch of losershanging up here.
855 00:41:13 Oh, God.
856 00:41:16 What the fuck? The police!
857 00:41:18 Hey, we're up here!
858 00:41:20 Thank you so much. Thank you, God.
859 00:41:22 Police! Yeah! Holla! Hooty-hoo!
860 00:41:25 Oh! Oh, shit.
861 00:41:28 -Oh, my God.
862 00:41:31 There are people in the hotel with guns!
863 00:41:33 -No!-Shooting people!
864 00:41:35 -You're all fuckin' pigs!-Get us down!
865 00:41:37 Fuck you, copper!
866 00:41:38 They're here to help us.
867 00:41:40 We're not gonna look cool as shitgetting saved by the LAPD.
868 00:41:43 Do you even listen to Kendrick Lamar?
869 00:41:45 Are there people up there with gunsor not?
870 00:41:46 Yes, there are! That is one right there!
871 00:41:48 He is a man with a gun.He tried to cut off our dicks.
872 00:41:50 Oh, fuck you.You wish I touched your dick.
873 00:41:53 We're coming up there.What room number is that?
874 00:41:55 -Nine seventeen! We're coming up there now!
875 00:41:58 Don't fucking move.
876 00:42:05 LAPD. Open the door.
877 00:42:09 Are you aware you've got three waiters
878 00:42:11 hanging outside the ninth
879 00:42:14 Sir, walking away from a copis a bad idea.
880 00:42:16 I will arrest you for obstruction.Open the fucking door!
881 00:42:20 -Shit.
882 00:42:24 Officer down! Officer down!
883 00:42:26 Hank, I need backup!
884 00:42:27 I got you, Danny. I'm calling for backup.I'm coming right now.
885 00:42:30 Stay there!-No! No, no, no!
886 00:42:32 -Don't leave us up here.
887 00:42:35 Let's wiggle our asses back in there,
888 00:42:36 kill some bad guys,and get our fucking check back.
889 00:42:38 I'm not risking my life for the check.
890 00:42:40 Why not
891 00:42:42 No! The check is your dream.My dream is just working on Skintendo.
892 00:42:46 But now you can!
893 00:42:47 And we are! Okay? We have been!
894 00:42:50 -Baby Dunc... Without you!
895 00:42:55 Oh, what the fuck?
896 00:42:58 Band-Aids and butter beans! We're online.
897 00:43:02 Conrad, we're online.Awaiting an access code.
898 00:43:06 Speak clearly.
899 00:43:09 And speak quickly.
900 00:43:11 Fuck. Fuck!
901 00:43:14 Fifty-three...
902 00:43:16 Twenty-two...
903 00:43:18 Zero two...
904 00:43:20 Zero two...
905 00:43:21 Thirty-three...-Thirty-three...
906 00:43:24 -Sixty-nine.-Six-nine.
907 00:43:28 I want verbal confirmationfrom you, Darren.
908 00:43:30 Are you working on the fucking gamewithout me?
909 00:43:33 Affirmative.
910 00:43:35 You motherfuckers!
911 00:43:37 I'm gonna wiggle us back in there,you backstabbing bitches!
912 00:43:46 Sixty-nine, 420, 69.
913 00:43:48 -I'm serious! Sixty-nine, 69, 69.
914 00:43:50 Oh, shit!
915 00:43:56 What the fuck?
916 00:44:01 Conrad, hold on.
917 00:44:04 Shit.
918 00:44:05 We've had a breach.
919 00:44:07 Oh, God.
920 00:44:08 Sixth floor, security room.
921 00:44:11 What do you mean
922 00:44:12 Who the fuck are you
923 00:44:16 Huh
924 00:44:18 Are you SEALs?
925 00:44:19 Transporters?
926 00:44:21 Answer me right the fuck now,or I'll plug you in three seconds.
927 00:44:24 Uh...
928 00:44:29 -One...-No.
929 00:44:31 Please.
930 00:44:33 -Two...-Please.
931 00:44:40 -No!-No, no. Wait, wait, wait--
932 00:44:42 -Three!
933 00:44:47 -Oh, fuck.
934 00:44:49 Oh... oh, my God.
935 00:44:52 I'm a genius! I wiggled us back in.
936 00:44:54 Whoo!
937 00:44:57 Donald, kill themand then enter the code.
938 00:45:00 You do have the code, right, Donald?
939 00:45:02 Donald?
940 00:45:03 Donald?
941 00:45:07 There's a cop at the lobby door.We shot him.
942 00:45:10 But he got away.
943 00:45:15 Why are you looking at me like that, huh?
944 00:45:16 You're the sneaky fucks.
945 00:45:18 The backstabbers,the betrayers, the Judas...
946 00:45:21 Judases
947 00:45:22 The one that betrayed Jesus
948 00:45:26 Yeah, you're the fucking Judases.
949 00:45:27 Let's stop with the name-calling, guys.
950 00:45:29 -Backstabbers. Great.
951 00:45:30 Okay, guys, new rule: always double-check
952 00:45:32 that dead bad guysare actually dead bad guys.
953 00:45:36 Holy shit!
954 00:45:37 This is a dead bad guy!
955 00:45:40 I don't know, I feel like my dead bad guyis way worse than your dead bad guy.
956 00:45:43 "My dead bad"?That's not your dead bad guy.
957 00:45:45 These are just dead bad guys.
958 00:45:47 Looks like a human-sizedketchup packet exploded.
959 00:45:50 Damn it.
960 00:45:52 Computer's busted. I can't get online.
961 00:45:54 Yeah, he is full-on spaghettiand meat sauce down here.
962 00:45:57 -Guys. I found a phone.
963 00:46:02 Wait a second.
964 00:46:03 Why does the dead bad guyhave this dude's number?
965 00:46:08 Yeah, I would love to be an owl, Darren.
966 00:46:10 So I could soar off into the nighthella majestically.
967 00:46:22 Wait, you have a phone?You have to call for help.
968 00:46:26 -Shh. No.
969 00:46:29 I think he just screened me.
970 00:46:30 He screened the dead guy.Don't take it personally.
971 00:46:33 Shut up. Voicemail.
972 00:46:34 Hey, this is Darren and Joel.
973 00:46:36 Yeah, I'm here too, so...
974 00:46:38 And Alexxx.The, uh-- the Dew'd Crew from the roof.
975 00:46:41 -Say "Skintendo."
976 00:46:42 We are callingto find out what's going on.
977 00:46:44 There's, like...people shooting and stuff.
978 00:46:46 Please give me a call back at this number,uh, when it's a good time for you.
979 00:46:49 Okay, give me the phone.
980 00:46:50 -We'll talk then.-It's not a conference call.
981 00:46:52 We're not waiting for him to call back.
982 00:46:54 You didn't even bring upthe two most important things:
983 00:46:57 the Bey and, I don't know,how about the fucking check?
984 00:47:01 -Come on.-The check.
985 00:47:02 Mention a dead body. That'd be nice.
986 00:47:04 Been a while since I've left a voicemail.
987 00:47:06 I'm gonna call him back, so...
988 00:47:07 It's rude to just call right back.You leave a message,
989 00:47:10 -let them call you back.-Darren...
990 00:47:14 Ahmad, you dumb fuck.You gotta call somebody, yo.
991 00:47:17 -Fuck the police. Except for right now. You're gonna get us killed.
992 00:47:20 You didn't turn it in.You're putting everyone's lives at risk.
993 00:47:23 I'm sorry, is there somethingwe should be discussing?
994 00:47:25 No.
995 00:47:32 Hold up.
996 00:47:38 No, I don't see any phone.
997 00:47:40 Um, you guys just be quiet over here.
998 00:47:42 Your fucking creepy blue eyesdon't see the phone lighting up
999 00:47:45 in his pocket right there?
1000 00:47:46 Also, it's making a noise.It's going, "vuh, voo, vuh."
1001 00:47:49 -It's over!
1002 00:47:52 Cut me free. Now!
1003 00:47:54 Wait, wait, wait.Hey-- this is not my fault.
1004 00:47:57 Erma derailed the entire operationthe moment she got here.
1005 00:48:00 And has anyone noticed her accent?
1006 00:48:02 The German accent? It's fake!She grew up in Pacoima!
1007 00:48:05 Come on. She's a lunatic! Is this true, Erma?
1008 00:48:08 Yeah, I'm a lunatic.
1009 00:48:11 No, no, no. No. Give me--
1010 00:48:13 -Give me the gun. Gladly. See, told you.
1011 00:48:15 -Right.
1012 00:48:17 Kill her. Like this.
1013 00:48:30 Lovely.
1014 00:48:32 Honestly, did not knowI was gonna do that.
1015 00:48:35 This whole thing was you?
1016 00:48:37 Mm, giving orders the whole time
1017 00:48:38 from the... "dusty-ass BlackBerry"in my pocket.
1018 00:48:43 Physical keyboardsaren't so stupid now, are they?
1019 00:48:46 Nah, they're still dumb as fuck,
1020 00:48:48 and you still got atrocious-ass halitosis,but I'm surprised.
1021 00:48:52 Yeah, well, at least my breathdoesn't smell like old-ass hyena pussy.
1022 00:48:56 Oh, God.
1023 00:49:01 -Hello, Donald, you cheeky sausage.
1024 00:49:06 No, I think that Donald guy's dead.
1025 00:49:08 He either was sucked out of a window,
1026 00:49:09 or he choked on a computer.So what's going on up there?
1027 00:49:12 Speakerphone.
1028 00:49:14 Speaker.-I'm going on speakerphone.
1029 00:49:17 -Dew'd Crew here.-Hey.
1030 00:49:18 Lumber Jacks...
1031 00:49:19 Uh, hi?
1032 00:49:22 Wait, why do you have this guy's number?
1033 00:49:26 Wait, are you a bad guy too?
1034 00:49:28 Well, I suppose so, yes.
1035 00:49:30 But, um, you have just forced meto become... unmistakably evil.
1036 00:49:38 Oh, fuck.
1037 00:49:41 I'll take the access codes now.
1038 00:49:43 Nah.
1039 00:49:44 Sorry, motherfucker. Can't do it.That dude? I didn't know him.
1040 00:49:47 Shit, he might've let me liveif I gave him the codes.
1041 00:49:50 But you? Fuck you.
1042 00:49:52 I know if I give you the codes, I'm dead.
1043 00:49:54 And I know why.
1044 00:49:56 'Cause I made you eat that hooker's booty
1045 00:49:58 at my birthday party, isn't it?
1046 00:50:02 This motherfucker ate a hooker's booty.You had crabs in your teeth for a week.
1047 00:50:05 Remember shoving your face
1048 00:50:07 right up in that crab-infestedbooty hole, bro?
1049 00:50:10 'Cause I do, you fucking loser.
1050 00:50:12 You dumb fucking fuck-hole.
1051 00:50:15 You fucking suck.-Very well.
1052 00:50:19 I'll acquire my compensation another way.
1053 00:50:21 And while I wait to get paid, I'll...
1054 00:50:24 torture you. And kill you.
1055 00:50:26 Erma! We are sending a videoto the United States government.
1056 00:50:30 Oh! Also... bring me Shaggy.
1057 00:50:34 What the hell's going on?
1058 00:50:41 Hey, guys, check it out.
1059 00:50:47 Whoa.
1060 00:50:48 Pigs brought the whole farm.
1061 00:50:51 Yeah. Turn on the news.
1062 00:50:53 Turn on the news.
1063 00:50:55 Okay.
1064 00:50:58 Steve-O!
1065 00:51:00 -There, there, there. Steve-O!
1066 00:51:02 Give me that mic. Give me that mic!
1067 00:51:03 Steve-O, if you can hear mein the spirit world... ...I love you, brother.
1068 00:51:08 It should've been you!It should've been you.
1069 00:51:10 you. And Channel 8.
1070 00:51:14 Uh, okay, I'm-- I'm just being toldwe've received a video
1071 00:51:17 from the terrorists.
1072 00:51:18 Warning: what you're about to seemay not be suitable for younger viewers.
1073 00:51:22 Good evening.
1074 00:51:24 As you probably know, I've taken controlof the Level Hotel, Los Angeles.
1075 00:51:28 I had intentions of only taking money
1076 00:51:30 from a disrespectfuland arrogant billionaire child...
1077 00:51:34 but that was derailedby some idiotic waiters.
1078 00:51:38 Are we the idiotics?
1079 00:51:40 No, stupid. We're maids.
1080 00:51:41 So now I'm holding 106 hostagesuntil I receive $500 million
1081 00:51:46 and a helicopter,which I will fly out of the U.S.
1082 00:51:49 and release... the remaining hostages.
1083 00:51:53 Oh, I should add: any breachof this building will trigger...
1084 00:51:58 an explosive collar, creating a mess no one wants to clean up.
1085 00:52:02 Additionally, I will kill one hostageevery 15 minutes
1086 00:52:06 to ensure prompt payment, starting... now.
1087 00:52:11 Oh, shit. That's hot.
1088 00:52:13 Bro-- listen, man, listen.We brothers. We brothers.
1089 00:52:16 We're supposed to be brothers, man!
1090 00:52:19 -I could get you Stacey Dash's number.
1091 00:52:22 -Oh, shit!
1092 00:52:26 As you can see,I'm holding up my end of the bargain.
1093 00:52:29 I hope you do the same.
1094 00:52:30 And now, on a lighter note,another must-see TV moment:
1095 00:52:34 a very chill performance... by Shaggy.
1096 00:52:39 -Yeah, uh...-Don't kill Shaggy. I fuckin' love Shaggy.
1097 00:52:42 -Don't kill Shaggy. Don't kill Shaggy.
1098 00:52:44 I wanna do this song that I wrotefor the earthquake victims of Haiti.
1099 00:52:49 Sing "It Wasn't Me"!-Uh...
1100 00:52:51 Dude, that's not really appropriatefor-- for what--
1101 00:52:54 No one wants to hearthat Haiti shit!
1102 00:52:56 Okay? They want "It Wasn't Me."I want "It Wasn't Me."
1103 00:52:58 Sing "It Wasn't Me."
1104 00:52:59 -Sing it! Shaggy, please!
1105 00:53:01 Sing it, Shaggy!
1106 00:53:03 H-honey came inAnd she caught me red-handed
1107 00:53:06 Creeping with the girl next door
1108 00:53:09 Picture this, we were both butt-naked
1109 00:53:11 Bangin' on the bathroom floor
1110 00:53:13 How could I forgetThat I have given her an extra key?
1111 00:53:19 All this time, she was standing there
1112 00:53:22 She never took her eyes off me
1113 00:53:25 How ya fi give the womanAccess to your villa?
1114 00:53:27 Shaggy goes on to finish the songand is unharmed, as far as we know.
1115 00:53:31 Round everybody up! We're going inside.
1116 00:53:34 Shag, too soon, but I'm out.
1117 00:53:37 -Yeah, yo, by all means.
1118 00:53:40 What's the nearest roomthat can accommodate us?
1119 00:53:42 Uh, the conference room.
1120 00:53:44 But, ooh, it's dressedfor a convention tomorrow,
1121 00:53:47 so if you don't mind, I would appreciateif we just stayed upstairs,
1122 00:53:50 not to mess it up.
1123 00:53:51 -Take everyone to the conference room!-Okay.
1124 00:53:53 Come on, let's move.
1125 00:53:54 I don't herd cattle.I'll be hunting waiters.
1126 00:53:58 Bilbo, Dildo, you come with me.
1127 00:54:01 You don't ask for respect, little girl.You take it.
1128 00:54:08 Move it, ladies.You got legs. Use 'em.
1129 00:54:10 -Move it, people.
1130 00:54:12 -Everybody out.-Keep moving! Let's go!
1131 00:54:15 -Come on!
1132 00:54:21 Darren, look.
1133 00:54:24 They're going inside.
1134 00:54:25 So what?
1135 00:54:26 So they're contained.
1136 00:54:28 You can't contain machine guns, Darren.
1137 00:54:31 How much salvia did you smoke?
1138 00:54:34 Shit, how much more do you have of that?
1139 00:54:36 I mean, there's a lot here,but it is covered in glass.
1140 00:54:39 Not the sandwich, your salvia. How much?
1141 00:54:42 Oh, so now you want my help.
1142 00:54:45 Hmm, sure.
1143 00:54:46 Grab those guns and follow moi.
1144 00:54:57 You got glass.You got glass in your hair.
1145 00:55:04 I'm flippin' keys.
1146 00:55:07 Well, not yet, actually.I've got some serious rebranding to do.
1147 00:55:11 Turns out salvia isn't a very sexy drugand no one likes it except for Darren--
1148 00:55:15 and, weirdly, the JV softball team.
1149 00:55:17 -Those girls get fuckin' wild.-Okay, yeah, whatever, man.
1150 00:55:20 -This is perfect. This is great.-Okay.
1151 00:55:24 Alexxx
1152 00:55:27 Because it looks like you live here.
1153 00:55:29 I don't live here.No, you know who I think lives here?
1154 00:55:32 Josué.
1155 00:55:33 Yeah, the maintenance guy?That guy's... that guy's a weirdo.
1156 00:55:37 Yeah, like I was sayingabout the rebranding...
1157 00:55:39 um, you know, like the Marlboro man,but this is "Uncle Sal."
1158 00:55:43 Sal Get it?
1159 00:55:46 Dude, there's, like, a "Buffalo Bill wentto Costco" amount of lotion over here.
1160 00:55:49 -Pfft. Hey, the salvia's back here, so...-Yeah, yeah.
1161 00:55:53 Oh! And what is this?
1162 00:55:55 This is an oil painting of you on a throne
1163 00:55:58 with money hanging out of your pockets
1164 00:55:59 and a bunch of titshovering around your head.
1165 00:56:02 Seems like he-- he's a true artistfor real, but...
1166 00:56:04 that is weird, admittedly.
1167 00:56:06 -Salvia is this way, so... Yeah, okay.
1168 00:56:08 So Josué is up here painting you and...
1169 00:56:11 beating off to a porno parodyof your favorite childhood movie, Flubber?
1170 00:56:15 "Flubbher." That's funny.
1171 00:56:17 Hmm. Hmm.
1172 00:56:19 Huh.
1173 00:56:22 Fine! Yes, I live here, okay?I jerk off up here. I paint myself here.
1174 00:56:26 I jerk off while painting myself.Is that what you wanted to hear?
1175 00:56:28 -Jesus Christ.-This isn't that bad.
1176 00:56:30 I'm saving up all the money,
1177 00:56:31 so I'm gonna buy a Maybachin like six years.
1178 00:56:33 I'm an adult homeless manstuck in a balling-ass body,
1179 00:56:36 but I put my pride aside
1180 00:56:38 and took you to my grow houseto save the fucking day.
1181 00:56:40 -So you're welcome.-Well, it's a grow closet at best,
1182 00:56:43 but it's definitely enough salviato hotbox the whole conference room.
1183 00:56:46 I mean, we can knock them on their asses,take their weapons, lock them in.
1184 00:56:49 -We could kill 'em.-No, not kill them.
1185 00:56:52 What do you mean?You guys already got a kill.
1186 00:56:54 I haven't gotten a kill yet, so it's--it's kind of fair that I'd get one.
1187 00:56:57 You can have my kill.
1188 00:56:58 I don't want your kill. I want my own.
1189 00:57:00 Look... I like this plan.
1190 00:57:02 Cool, good. We gotta figure out how to getthe smoke into the conference room.
1191 00:57:06 I'm thinking the maintenance breezeway.The vents there?
1192 00:57:08 If we can go in the ducts...
1193 00:57:09 No, I don't... I can't.
1194 00:57:11 Figure it out. Look at all this.
1195 00:57:13 -Build something, man.-I mean, there's a ton of lotion.
1196 00:57:17 What, we should just jerk the goons offinto submission?
1197 00:57:19 Just build something, man!
1198 00:57:21 This is a trash heap.There's nothing I can use here.
1199 00:57:23 Yeah, this is all my belongings, so...
1200 00:57:27 Hold on.
1201 00:57:28 I got it. I got it! I'll draw it upso you know what I'm talking about.
1202 00:57:32 Oh, the wheels are turning!
1203 00:57:34 All right. So what do I get to do?
1204 00:57:36 You? Oh, nothing.
1205 00:57:38 You just stay out of the way.Okay? You've done enough.
1206 00:57:43 On your feet!
1207 00:57:45 On your feet now!
1208 00:57:49 Ooh, tough guy. Shut up.
1209 00:57:52 -Shut up! Yeah, you smell bad.
1210 00:57:53 What, did you shit in your pants
1211 00:57:56 Shit.
1212 00:57:57 Wow, wow. You think I'm scared of you
1213 00:57:59 'cause you got a gun in my face? Fuck off.
1214 00:58:02 Bet you think you're gonna buy respect
1215 00:58:06 Well, it bought you respect.
1216 00:58:08 What, you think these people like youbecause they follow you online?
1217 00:58:12 You know, half his followers are bots.
1218 00:58:14 Okay? He's not as famous as you think.
1219 00:58:16 Yo, point is, I blow their fucking minds.
1220 00:58:19 All you do is hate and take.
1221 00:58:23 Well, um... why don't we...
1222 00:58:27 "blow their minds" now?
1223 00:58:32 You there. Bring him over here.
1224 00:58:34 I didn't do anything. What's going on?
1225 00:58:37 Oh, no, no. Jesus... oh, God.
1226 00:58:40 Please don't hurt me.
1227 00:58:41 My intentions are to doquite the opposite.
1228 00:58:45 Strip his pants. Bend him over the table.
1229 00:58:47 No. What the fuck?
1230 00:58:50 What No.
1231 00:58:53 Oh, Jesus.
1232 00:58:55 Let me up.
1233 00:58:57 You made me eat that...
1234 00:59:00 ...hooker ass.
1235 00:59:04 Yeah.
1236 00:59:06 Now let's see you muster any respect
1237 00:59:09 after you toss this fat fuck's salad.
1238 00:59:13 Whoa, whoa. Ahmad! Ahmad.
1239 00:59:16 Whoa, it's so dark.
1240 00:59:18 Do it, or he's a dead man.
1241 00:59:21 All right, I just wanna sayone thing, dog.
1242 00:59:24 Didn't have to be this way.
1243 00:59:28 Oh!
1244 00:59:34 Stop...
1245 00:59:36 What the fuck
1246 00:59:40 Yeah. Ooh. Wait-- wait, okay.
1247 00:59:44 Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?
1248 00:59:46 Bey's eating my ass.
1249 00:59:49 I'm getting my salad tossed by Bey!
1250 00:59:53 Someone 'Gram this!
1251 00:59:54 -Right, enough---I'm not done, motherfucker!
1252 01:00:00 All right, stop it! Get him up. Up.Enough, enough!
1253 01:00:02 Just a little bit longer.
1254 01:00:05 What happened?
1255 01:00:06 You tried to embarrass me?
1256 01:00:08 I done fucked 10,000 women.
1257 01:00:09 You don't think I ate a gripof dude
1258 01:00:13 Yeah-yeah!
1259 01:00:14 You may not be ableto feel embarrassment. I get it.
1260 01:00:18 But prepare to feel suffering.
1261 01:00:23 -Let's try this again.
1262 01:00:25 Bring me the correctcorresponding breach sensor.
1263 01:00:36 Oh, I-I hope he can swim.Ah! Oh!
1264 01:00:38 -What...-Oh, oh, oh.
1265 01:00:41 -Okay.
1266 01:00:44 These. We know what these do.
1267 01:00:46 -No. Ahmad, Ahmad---Yeah.
1268 01:00:48 Oh, oh.Oh, is that-- yeah.
1269 01:00:58 -Lower.
1270 01:00:59 Lower.
1271 01:01:01 Perfect.
1272 01:01:03 Fuck, they got Chet!
1273 01:01:06 How the fuck is that possible?They're fuckin' waiters.
1274 01:01:13 Weren't you just
1275 01:01:15 a fucking garbageman a few years ago?
1276 01:01:24 This way.
1277 01:01:26 I don't really appreciate you puttingmy résumé in the street like that.
1278 01:01:30 Tell me you were driving
1279 01:01:31 -the fucking truck.-Fuck you, man.
1280 01:01:40 -That should do it.-Good.
1281 01:01:42 All right, so we patch into the air duct.
1282 01:01:44 We hit the switch. We wait 30, 45 seconds.
1283 01:01:46 Until the bad guys pass out.We zip tie them, take their guns,
1284 01:01:49 and free the hostages.I know. It's my plan.
1285 01:01:52 Okay, cool. You can have a stickeror something.
1286 01:01:54 Come on.-Sorry.
1287 01:01:56 All right, pick a gun.
1288 01:01:58 No, no. I am not using a gun.
1289 01:02:00 All right? My brain is my weapon.
1290 01:02:03 And it is fully loaded, sir.
1291 01:02:05 Okay, fine. Then you wheel the cart.
1292 01:02:07 What did I say?Please don't do that, okay? Just...
1293 01:02:11 grab the extension cord.
1294 01:02:13 Let's go.
1295 01:02:38 -Fuck you.
1296 01:02:40 You're like the worst Bond villain ever.
1297 01:02:42 You might as well just kill me, 'cause...
1298 01:02:44 ...I ain't gettin' tired.
1299 01:02:47 Well, Lil Pumalooks kind of tuckered out.
1300 01:02:50 Maybe we should put him out of his misery.
1301 01:03:24 Wowee!
1302 01:03:26 Now, that-- that was fun. Oh, God.
1303 01:03:29 Take respect.
1304 01:03:30 -Don't ask. Yeah!
1305 01:03:31 -Take.-Oh!
1306 01:03:33 Did you see all the fuckin' bloodin that water?
1307 01:03:35 How much blood was in that dog?It's like a fuckin' bloodhound!
1308 01:03:39 All right, mister!
1309 01:03:40 I think we have all had just about enough!Right?
1310 01:03:44 Your treatment of our hotel guestis unacceptable,
1311 01:03:47 not to mention your completeand utter disregard for hotel property!
1312 01:03:51 And you killed the little rat puppy!
1313 01:03:53 As acting manager of the Level Hotel,I am telling you,
1314 01:03:57 this ends now!
1315 01:03:58 Oh, God.
1316 01:04:03 Just-- There you are.
1317 01:04:05 That's better.
1318 01:04:08 Look at the time.
1319 01:04:10 It appears the U.S. governmentdoesn't care about you.
1320 01:04:14 In 60 seconds, someone will die.
1321 01:04:18 But, uh, I think I'm done with killing.
1322 01:04:21 For a little while, at least, um...
1323 01:04:27 Don't talk.
1324 01:04:28 You.-Oh, shit.
1325 01:04:31 No. Babe.
1326 01:04:32 Do something. Volunteer as tribute.
1327 01:04:34 -Do something!-Up.
1328 01:04:35 Do something! Oh, God. Okay.
1329 01:04:36 And...
1330 01:04:40 No way. You.
1331 01:04:43 Cut them free, please.
1332 01:04:44 Step forward.
1333 01:04:53 Now...
1334 01:04:54 fight to the death.
1335 01:04:57 What? No.
1336 01:04:59 I'm sending this... Oh!
1337 01:05:02 ...to the news next.
1338 01:05:05 -Look, I'm not killing her.-Okay.
1339 01:05:07 One of you kill the other...or I shoot you both.
1340 01:05:10 Look, anybody who can see this,I don't wanna do this!
1341 01:05:14 I am not a murderer!
1342 01:05:17 You got that right! -Christ. Shit, I killed him.
1343 01:05:22 J-Joel...
1344 01:05:24 Now, that's what I call television.
1345 01:05:26 But let's not do it again.
1346 01:05:27 Bring me my money, my helicopter.
1347 01:05:30 -Just now.
1348 01:05:33 Tell 'em to get the chopper up now.
1349 01:05:34 Yes, sir.
1350 01:05:37 Hey, dude. Keep it down.
1351 01:05:49 Hey. Hurry the fuck up.
1352 01:05:52 Okay, do you want me to be fast or quiet?
1353 01:05:54 'Cause that guy's about to kill somebody.
1354 01:05:56 Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1355 01:06:07 Come on, come on, move it.
1356 01:06:26 It was just working. Oop.
1357 01:06:28 You're gonna die so fast compared to me.
1358 01:06:29 Okay. It's ready.
1359 01:06:31 -I got the torch. Need a lighter.-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here.
1360 01:06:34 Okay, just hand it to me. All right.
1361 01:06:36 And, uh, plug in the fan.
1362 01:06:38 -Hurry!
1363 01:06:41 Oh, was I supposed to bring that?
1364 01:06:42 Yeah, I said bring it.
1365 01:06:45 Yeah, well, you also saidyou didn't need my help.
1366 01:06:49 Then you cut me out of the Skintendo.
1367 01:06:51 So, I don't know,I guess I was just a little confused.
1368 01:06:56 -Alexxx, no.-Dude.
1369 01:06:59 Please do not be a complete piece of shit
1370 01:07:01 and tell me you broughtthat extension cord.
1371 01:07:03 Mm-mm-mm.
1372 01:07:05 You're playing games becausewe wouldn't let you be in charge?
1373 01:07:08 -Dude, those people are counting on us.
1374 01:07:10 Forget it. It's fine. Just-- you're gonnahave to build a longer tube,
1375 01:07:13 some kind of conduit.
1376 01:07:14 Just get some more fucking...grocery bags or...
1377 01:07:17 -Uh...-No, no, no.
1378 01:07:18 Fuck you.
1379 01:07:19 You are so fucking selfish,it's disgusting.
1380 01:07:22 I'm serious when I say this,as maybe a friend,
1381 01:07:27 but you better... watch your back.
1382 01:07:28 Dude, you watch your back.
1383 01:07:30 -No, dude, behind you!-Watch your back!
1384 01:07:36 Fuck!
1385 01:07:37 Don't shoot them, you idiot.
1386 01:07:39 They're mine.
1387 01:07:41 Damn it.
1388 01:07:56 Well, well.
1389 01:07:59 Looks like Little Miss Tough Girlain't so tough anymore, is she?
1390 01:08:03 -We gonna have some fun.
1391 01:08:10 -Split up!-Split up!
1392 01:08:14 Shit! Go this way!
1393 01:08:20 -No!-Oh, shit!
1394 01:08:21 What are you doing? Split up!
1395 01:08:22 -Yeah, we did!-I meant all of us.
1396 01:08:25 I need a minute, man.I got to take a little trip somewhere.
1397 01:08:29 What? Oh, fuck no.
1398 01:08:31 You're gonna smoke salviawhile we're being hunted by murderers?
1399 01:08:34 That's right. Know why?
1400 01:08:35 'Cause I don't wanna knowI'm being hunted by murderers.
1401 01:08:37 Oh, yeah, suck it down, you fuckin' sicko.
1402 01:08:44 What about Alexxx, man?We got to find him.
1403 01:08:47 Shit!
1404 01:09:08 Get ready to be my first kill!
1405 01:09:10 Yeah? Be prepared to be my millionth.
1406 01:09:16 Yeah, right!
1407 01:09:18 If you'd said nine or ten,
1408 01:09:19 I'd be like, "This guy's a murderer,"but a million?
1409 01:09:21 It's way too many!That's too many murders!
1410 01:09:24 No!
1411 01:09:41 No!
1412 01:09:54 Oh, God!
1413 01:09:57 I'm gonna fucking kill you,you son of a bitch.
1414 01:10:02 -My bad.
1415 01:10:06 Oh! I'm so sorry!
1416 01:10:09 I'm sorry! I don't want to!
1417 01:10:14 -Fuck you!
1418 01:10:30 Follow me.
1419 01:10:40 Great. Back in El Jizzblaster's room.
1420 01:10:44 Nothing.
1421 01:10:47 Okay? We're done.
1422 01:10:49 You ruined our best shotat ending all this.
1423 01:10:52 Fuck you!
1424 01:10:55 Okay, good. You're fired up.
1425 01:10:57 So I won't take that personally.Now let's use that energy--
1426 01:11:00 Alexxx, take it personally.
1427 01:11:01 We're done following you around for good.
1428 01:11:08 Whatever. You guys are doing A-okaywithout me, right?
1429 01:11:12 Working in secreton the Skintendo Joysuit?
1430 01:11:15 How long has that been going on, huh?
1431 01:11:16 Jesus Christ. Years.
1432 01:11:18 I can't believe I followeda loser like you around for years.
1433 01:11:21 I'm not a loser!
1434 01:11:24 Whoa! Hey! No!
1435 01:11:28 You just shot at me?
1436 01:11:29 I shot near you, bitch.
1437 01:11:32 Okay.
1438 01:11:35 Me too, then.
1439 01:11:39 You son of a...
1440 01:11:44 Guys! Stop.
1441 01:11:46 Shut up, Baby Dunc.
1442 01:11:47 My name is Joel, you idiots!
1443 01:11:54 Oh, shit! Oh!
1444 01:12:00 Oh!
1445 01:12:09 Oh, I wish this were fucking loaded, dude,
1446 01:12:11 'cause then I would put it thereright through your skull!
1447 01:12:14 Well, if this was loaded,I'd come sideways on you like ka-kow.
1448 01:12:16 Really? 'Cause it'd come outthe other side, and I'd just suture it up.
1449 01:12:19 Oh, okay, well, then my gunhas a bayonet on it,
1450 01:12:21 and I'd, ugh, un-suture your face!
1451 01:12:23 Oh, really?Guess what. I got more sutures.
1452 01:12:24 -Suture, suture, suture. You spell "suture"!
1453 01:12:27 You spell "suture"!
1454 01:12:29 I'm doing this too.
1455 01:12:32 I wish this were fuckin' loaded, dude.
1456 01:12:38 This is loaded.
1457 01:12:42 Rich to Mr. Ahmad. I found those waiters.
1458 01:12:44 We're housekeepers.
1459 01:12:45 Perfect timing. Bring them tothe conference room. I'll kill them next.
1460 01:12:49 Too late. They're already dead.
1461 01:12:52 Oh, good.
1462 01:12:53 Erma got them?
1463 01:12:55 No, me. I'll be up in five.
1464 01:12:59 Mr. Ahmad. There's a chopper approaching.
1465 01:13:04 You guys look exhausted.
1466 01:13:07 Let's hit the spa.
1467 01:13:09 Move!
1468 01:13:13 I've been waiting for these picsfor a long-ass time now.
1469 01:13:19 Yo, the guys are gonna love this.
1470 01:13:20 You look motherfucking insane.
1471 01:13:23 Come on, that shit is funny. I knowyou got a big-ass dick on your face,
1472 01:13:26 but hey, poo
1473 01:13:28 -That's some funny shit right---Mm-mm.
1474 01:13:31 I thought that shit was funny.
1475 01:13:38 Okay, okay, okay.You hate America.
1476 01:13:40 Man, I get that.
1477 01:13:42 Slavery, drones,
1478 01:13:44 they just discontinuedthe KFC Double Down out of nowhere,
1479 01:13:46 but, like, come on, man, we're good guys.
1480 01:13:51 I'm here for the money.
1481 01:13:53 And after this job, Jared and Iwere finally gonna get away from it all.
1482 01:13:56 Is that the, uh
1483 01:13:59 -Yeah, it's the guy upstairs.
1484 01:14:01 What is that?
1485 01:14:04 You don't know what it's liketo lose someone like that.
1486 01:14:07 I do.
1487 01:14:08 I pushed them away myself.
1488 01:14:10 Oh, fuck.
1489 01:14:15 Don't fuck with me, asshole.
1490 01:14:18 I'm just getting started.
1491 01:14:22 Now, you know what?Let's relax a little bit.
1492 01:14:24 Let's turn these off.
1493 01:14:26 There you go.
1494 01:14:28 Now...
1495 01:14:29 What's next on your spa menu...
1496 01:14:34 Have you guys ever had...
1497 01:14:37 a lava stone massage?
1498 01:14:39 No.
1499 01:14:40 We're maids, man.
1500 01:14:41 We can't even afford a lava lamp.
1501 01:14:43 Oh, they're fabulous.
1502 01:14:50 Oh, this is gonna feel so good.
1503 01:14:53 For me.It's gonna really, really hurt you.
1504 01:14:56 No. No, no, no!
1505 01:14:58 Oh, yeah!-Fuck!
1506 01:15:01 Let's get out those knots!
1507 01:15:03 -Stop it! Just stop! Stop doing it.-Stop!
1508 01:15:06 Please. We're sorrywe killed your friend, seriously.
1509 01:15:09 My what?
1510 01:15:11 -Your friend.
1511 01:15:13 My friend?
1512 01:15:15 -You sound like my dad!-Okay.
1513 01:15:18 He wasn't my friend!
1514 01:15:19 He was my everything!
1515 01:15:21 Ow!
1516 01:15:22 Hey, fuckface!
1517 01:15:24 -No, no, no, no. Fuck this crybaby.
1518 01:15:28 Oh, why you beingsuch a fucking cwybaby?
1519 01:15:31 "Ooh, my lover's dead."
1520 01:15:33 You know what you should do?
1521 01:15:35 Take your own dick,shove it up your own butt,
1522 01:15:37 impregnate it, have a butt baby.
1523 01:15:40 You know what I'd call him?
1524 01:15:42 Jared Jr.
1525 01:15:43 -Hey, fuck you.-Fuck you.
1526 01:15:45 You just earned yourself a deep tissue.
1527 01:15:47 This guy and the fucking puns, am I right?
1528 01:15:54 Oh, my God.
1529 01:15:58 ♪ You fucked upYou fucking Nazi whore ♪
1530 01:16:07 ♪ Well, you dicked me over
1531 01:16:08 Alexxx, look.
1532 01:16:11 ♪ You fucked up ♪
1533 01:16:18 ♪ ...you bitchYou really fucked up ♪
1534 01:16:32 Ohh!
1535 01:16:35 Am I dead?
1536 01:16:41 Ew.
1537 01:16:43 This dude definitelyjust shit himself, didn't he?
1538 01:16:46 Yeah.
1539 01:16:47 That was a really good ideaabout the oil spill.
1540 01:16:50 Yeah, thanks. I wasn't, uh, surewhat your plan was, but yeah.
1541 01:16:54 Yeah, I didn't really have a plan, per se.
1542 01:16:58 I mean, it is me, after all, so...
1543 01:17:04 I just wanted to do something selflessfor you guys for once.
1544 01:17:08 Yeah.
1545 01:17:11 And that's what you bringto the table, man.
1546 01:17:14 When we're ready to just lay down and die,you step up.
1547 01:17:20 I would cry if it wasn't sucha bitch-ass thing to do.
1548 01:17:23 So I'm not going to.
1549 01:17:24 -Don't cry.-Do not cry.
1550 01:17:27 Got this.
1551 01:17:29 But I will let you guys know...
1552 01:17:31 that I fucking love you, dog.
1553 01:17:33 -I really love you.-Darren, I fucking love you.
1554 01:17:37 Count me in.
1555 01:17:41 What's up?
1556 01:17:43 -And also with you.-Take it, just take it.
1557 01:17:46 That's fine. I'm okay with you repressingyour emotions for now,
1558 01:17:50 because I understandthe type of upbringing that you've had.
1559 01:17:54 And just knowthat if we make it out of here alive,
1560 01:17:57 I wanna see those upgrades.
1561 01:17:59 I wanna be that dude that...
1562 01:18:02 ...that helps you guysget your ideas made.
1563 01:18:04 I wanna be the fertilizer. I am the shit.
1564 01:18:06 And you guys are the little idea seedsthat are gonna be planted within me,
1565 01:18:10 and we are gonna blossom...
1566 01:18:11 ...and make a little Skintendo flower.
1567 01:18:19 You know what?
1568 01:18:20 Let's build Skintendo right now.
1569 01:18:23 Don't know what I said.I sort of was just talking.
1570 01:18:25 Let's do it. Tonight.
1571 01:18:27 But why
1572 01:18:29 To kill bad guys.
1573 01:18:31 -Fuck yes.
1574 01:18:33 Baby Dunc, you ready?
1575 01:18:35 Sorry.
1576 01:18:37 Joel.
1577 01:18:38 -Yeah.
1578 01:18:41 I can make it happen.
1579 01:18:46 And I think I know how. Oh!
1580 01:18:49 -Just got my baby hairs.-Sure.
1581 01:18:52 How exactly doesthis friend
1582 01:18:54 Okay, so you know how the suitcan control the character in the game?
1583 01:18:58 I do, yeah.
1584 01:18:59 Friend-control modetakes that concept to another level.
1585 01:19:02 But I didn't have any of my material,so I had to use the electro stim pads
1586 01:19:07 to control his muscles.Unfortunately, I ran out of stim pads,
1587 01:19:10 so it can pretty muchjust walk and spin.
1588 01:19:12 Which is why I loaded the fistsfull of those lava stones.
1589 01:19:15 So it's kind of like a, uh,swinging sledgehammer type thing.
1590 01:19:18 Nice work, Joel.
1591 01:19:21 Sledgehammer spin-punchingrobo-zombie.
1592 01:19:23 Yeah. Cool.
1593 01:19:25 And the air fresheners are because...
1594 01:19:28 -He shit himself earlier.-Mm-hm.
1595 01:19:30 -So...-In the spa.
1596 01:19:31 -Little funky.-Right, okay. Let's see something.
1597 01:19:33 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1598 01:19:35 Oh, punching. Oh.
1599 01:19:37 -Ooh, shit!-Nice. -It's good.
1600 01:19:40 Okay, uh-oh.
1601 01:19:41 -Give me a shimmy-shimmy.-We should, uh...
1602 01:19:43 Shake-a-shake-a-shake.
1603 01:19:44 -Dab it on him. Dab it on him.
1604 01:19:46 -Alexxx, let's attack, please.-Wiggle, wiggle.
1605 01:19:48 Yep, okay, yep.
1606 01:19:49 Nope, nope! No, no, no, no.
1607 01:19:50 -Okay, all right.-It's just actually...
1608 01:19:52 no, I'm not ready.
1609 01:19:53 I have to tell you guys something,
1610 01:19:55 and it's been weighing on mefor a long time.
1611 01:19:58 -A gay guy.
1612 01:20:01 Yep, we know. Zero to hero, go!
1613 01:20:03 Just don't have time, sorry.
1614 01:20:08 Rich, where have you been?
1615 01:20:10 And what...
1616 01:20:11 what are you
1617 01:20:14 Yo. It's the suit.
1618 01:20:16 Fuck you, bad guys.
1619 01:20:18 Fuck you, bad guys!
1620 01:20:21 Gimme fuel, gimme fireGimme that which I desire
1621 01:20:29 Be prepared to meet your maker,motherfucker!
1622 01:20:31 Fists of fury, bitch!
1623 01:20:40 Yeah...
1624 01:20:42 Yeah! Oh, I spun right-- you saw that.
1625 01:20:45 What do you mean,"we know"?
1626 01:20:47 You've come out to us a hundred times.It's your drunk thing. Get the guy.
1627 01:20:54 Yeah, the first time was promour senior year,
1628 01:20:56 and then a bunch of times in New Orleans.
1629 01:20:58 Something about Bourbon Street, man.It brings it out of you, and then...
1630 01:21:03 Then when we got Osama bin Laden,we all got really drunk,
1631 01:21:05 and you wouldn't shut the fuck upabout how gay you were.
1632 01:21:14 Why didn't you say anything?This shit weighs heavily on me.
1633 01:21:16 You've never brought it up sober,so we were kind of waiting for you to...
1634 01:21:20 well, do what you're doing now.
1635 01:21:21 This is the moment, yeah.I suppose this is the moment.
1636 01:21:23 And by the way, congrats on coming out.
1637 01:21:25 -This is a big deal. Yeah.
1638 01:21:27 -Huge.-That is huge.
1639 01:21:28 Hey, look, the Skintendo Joysuit'sworking. That's awesome.
1640 01:21:30 -Damn right.-Yeah, I'm actually really surprised
1641 01:21:33 the Dirt Devil batteriesaren't overheating.
1642 01:21:36 Quench my thirst with gasoline
1643 01:21:41 Gimme fuel, gimme fireGimme that which I desire
1644 01:21:49 Oh, God, and that is the Dirt Devilbatteries overheating.
1645 01:21:56 That was fucking dope.
1646 01:22:00 Let's do this.
1647 01:22:04 Well, let's fuck some shit up.
1648 01:22:06 Whoa, Joel,suddenly not scared of everything.
1649 01:22:09 Yeah. That was when I was in the closet. Now I'm the most powerful thingin the world...
1650 01:22:14 a pissed-off gay dude.
1651 01:22:18 Stay in the back,because we have guns and you don't.
1652 01:22:21 -Yep.-Don't need one.
1653 01:22:22 -Let's do this.
1654 01:22:23 Let's do this!Let's do this shit!
1655 01:22:26 Dew'd Crew!
1656 01:22:29 Bump it, bump it...
1657 01:22:40 Stop shooting, or he's dead.
1658 01:22:43 Yo, butler dude! It's over, man.
1659 01:22:46 I am not a butler!
1660 01:22:49 Yeah, right, and we're not waiters.
1661 01:22:51 We're not.
1662 01:22:52 -Well, we're waiters.-We're like-- okay.
1663 01:22:54 Look, cops have the place surrounded,so drop your guns!
1664 01:22:57 Good advice.
1665 01:22:59 Put... your guns... down.
1666 01:23:04 Erma!
1667 01:23:06 -Shut up!
1668 01:23:08 Go get the money.
1669 01:23:09 Let's go!
1670 01:23:11 Excuse me, ma'am.
1671 01:23:14 I do not appreciate the wayyou've been trying to kill us tonight.
1672 01:23:17 -I don't think she cares, man.-Mm.
1673 01:23:19 Erma, have your funand get up to the roof.
1674 01:23:21 Alan, grab what you can.
1675 01:23:22 Oh, shit, your boyfriend's leaving.You should probably roll with him, right?
1676 01:23:27 He is not... my boyfriend!
1677 01:23:31 Okay, you're single. Cool. What's up?
1678 01:23:32 I... am a trained killer on a job.
1679 01:23:37 And you...
1680 01:23:39 are in my office.
1681 01:23:44 Uh, Joel, what are you doing?She's gonna blow your brains out, man.
1682 01:23:48 You... need to apologize.
1683 01:23:54 Okay?
1684 01:23:55 He's gay now.
1685 01:24:05 -Oh, shit.
1686 01:24:13 -I don't do apologies, faggot.
1687 01:24:16 Ooh, I know you didn'tjust call me the F word!
1688 01:24:20 Joel, you haven't even fucked a dude yet.
1689 01:24:21 -Yes, I have.
1690 01:24:23 And in the butt's better than vagina.
1691 01:24:26 -Way better.-Chicks have butts too, though.
1692 01:24:32 Oh! Whoa, dude, I just slappedthe shit out of her.
1693 01:24:35 -Yeah, you did.-That was awesome. Nice, Joel.
1694 01:24:37 -Look out!-Watch out!
1695 01:24:38 Oh!
1696 01:24:39 This ends now!
1697 01:24:44 -Oh, man!-Oh, no.
1698 01:24:48 -Get him, Erma!-Come on, Joel!
1699 01:24:50 Let's go, Joel!
1700 01:24:53 Take that! -Yeah!-Little fucker!
1701 01:24:56 Yeah, fuck you, bitch!
1702 01:25:00 You like that? You like picking on people'cause they're different?
1703 01:25:12 -No, no! Joel!
1704 01:25:22 Right in the numbers.
1705 01:25:39 -Yes!
1706 01:25:40 Yes!
1707 01:25:42 -You get outta here.-Ha!
1708 01:25:45 -Ho, ho, ho, ho!
1709 01:25:47 Baby Dunc with the slam dunk.
1710 01:25:50 Yes! Tom fucking Brady!
1711 01:25:53 -Not Tom Brady.-No.
1712 01:25:54 -He plays football, not basketball.-Slam dunk.
1713 01:25:56 If anyone's Tom Brady, it's my man Mitch.
1714 01:25:57 -We thought you were dead, dude.-Mitch, your dick.
1715 01:26:00 Eh, don't worry about it, boys.
1716 01:26:02 We live in Los Angeles.
1717 01:26:04 Eh, I give it eight weeks before meand the Swamp Thing get reattached,
1718 01:26:08 or regrown, or whatever the hellthey're gonna do to get us back
1719 01:26:11 to fuckin' half this town,am I right, boy?
1720 01:26:13 Is everybody okay
1721 01:26:15 Cassie, huh
1722 01:26:17 Yeah, I-I'm a little shaken, but I feel--oh, I feel okay.
1723 01:26:22 Hey... that promotion is yours.
1724 01:26:25 -You earned it.
1725 01:26:27 -Yes.
1726 01:26:30 Wow, what a night, boys.
1727 01:26:31 I have been crawling around this hotelfor hours.
1728 01:26:34 -Ooh.
1729 01:26:35 -I have a better idea.
1730 01:26:38 How's about I call corporateand tell them what a disgusting
1731 01:26:41 excuse for a man you areand demand that you be fired immediately?
1732 01:26:46 No, not because I want your jobor a promotion.
1733 01:26:50 Because I want you to knowthat if you behave like a pig,
1734 01:26:54 you deserve to get stuck like one.
1735 01:27:00 -Wow!-Sixty-one yards.
1736 01:27:04 New Mexico High School state record,boy or girl.
1737 01:27:07 I'll make it up.
1738 01:27:09 Let me just get my head together,and we'll talk about it, all right?
1739 01:27:13 Hey!
1740 01:27:14 Somebody get my dick for me there, huh?A little help?
1741 01:27:20 -She's gone.
1742 01:27:22 What, you didn't grab any money?
1743 01:27:24 No, I just want--
1744 01:27:26 Get this thing in the air already.
1745 01:27:27 Okay, but I haven't actuallytechnically flown this type of--
1746 01:27:30 Alan, helicopter, air, now!
1747 01:27:32 I'm not the one that shot the pilot!
1748 01:27:51 -Hey!-Wait!
1749 01:27:53 Why are their pockets inside out?Why are their pockets inside out?!
1750 01:27:58 We're the waiters from before!
1751 01:28:00 We want to buy the Bey back!
1752 01:28:02 Please, we got all your money, look!You can have it all!
1753 01:28:07 We just want the Bey!
1754 01:28:08 If I give you the Bey,they shoot me out of the sky.
1755 01:28:11 We brought an empty bag!The Bey can just climb inside!
1756 01:28:15 What?
1757 01:28:16 They'll never knowthat he left the helicopter,
1758 01:28:19 and you get all your money!
1759 01:28:22 Okay! Hurry!
1760 01:28:26 Goddamn.
1761 01:28:27 Get in. Come on.
1762 01:28:29 Look, I'm saving you, dude.I'm saving you.
1763 01:28:31 Shut the fuck up.
1764 01:28:34 You fucking asshole!
1765 01:28:36 I will fucking kill you, dog!
1766 01:28:37 -Don't you fucking close that---Let's get him out of here.
1767 01:28:41 -All right, you got all the money.-Right.
1768 01:28:43 Thanks. You're not gonna regret this.
1769 01:28:44 -Let's make sure of that.
1770 01:28:47 Oh!
1771 01:28:50 Jesus.
1772 01:28:52 -Get rid of him.-Goddamn it.
1773 01:28:56 Alan, let's go.
1774 01:29:01 Open it up!
1775 01:29:05 Come on, open it.
1776 01:29:06 He's alive.
1777 01:29:07 Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
1778 01:29:09 Fuck, that motherfucker shot me!
1779 01:29:11 I can't believe he's getting awaywith this shit!
1780 01:29:14 He's not. Watch this shit.
1781 01:29:17 Cassie.
1782 01:29:18 Time to let the dogs out.
1783 01:29:21 Over. You gotta say "over."
1784 01:29:22 Okay, everybody, that's it!Let's go! Let's go!
1785 01:29:25 Let's go!
1786 01:29:28 Faster!
1787 01:29:42 No.
1788 01:29:45 No!
1789 01:29:48 -It worked!
1790 01:29:50 -He fucking blew up.
1791 01:29:52 Yes!Oh, man. It's kind of fun being badass.
1792 01:29:55 Yeah, yeah, it is, uh, pretty exciting.
1793 01:29:59 -I told you guys.-You did.
1794 01:30:01 You did, man. I'm sorry I doubted you.
1795 01:30:05 -Get me to a fucking hospital!-Yep, okay.
1796 01:30:08 Dumb fucks!
1797 01:30:16 Okay, so, you know,
1798 01:30:17 we'll start workingon the Skintendo Joysuit right away
1799 01:30:20 and then keep you in the loop.
1800 01:30:21 Yeah, and we are going to needanother check.
1801 01:30:23 Yeah.
1802 01:30:24 Our lives are in a pretty bad placeright now,
1803 01:30:26 and that check is gonnachange our lives forever.
1804 01:30:28 Fuck are you talking about?I'm not writing you guys another check.
1805 01:30:30 Hold on. Wait one second.
1806 01:30:32 Why aren't you gonna--Oh, he's concussed, right?
1807 01:30:35 He's got something up with his brain?Is it jiggling around in there?
1808 01:30:38 Bitch, the only reason I wrote that checkwas to piss off Ahmad,
1809 01:30:41 'cause that shit made me laugh.
1810 01:30:46 Oh, my tummy.
1811 01:30:49 Get me the fuck up out of here.
1812 01:30:51 Come on.
1813 01:30:52 And play with my balls.Make sure my dick still works.
1814 01:30:54 I do not get that. He seemed likesuch a stand-up guy on the Instagram.
1815 01:30:57 -He's an asshole.-Piece of shit.
1816 01:30:59 Excuse me.Hey, guys, um, I'm Mark Cuban.
1817 01:31:01 I'm a friend of the Bey's.I was up there tonight.
1818 01:31:03 -I saw you guys had that bodysuit thing. Yeah.
1819 01:31:06 Holy fuckin' shit!
1820 01:31:07 Oh, yeah, yup, we're gettin' Shark Tanked.
1821 01:31:10 Mark Cuban wants to buythe Skintendo Joysuit!
1822 01:31:13 Skintendo Joysuit?That's what you named it?
1823 01:31:15 -Yeah, I named it. Good name, right?
1824 01:31:17 That's bad. No.I'm definitely not interested.
1825 01:31:20 However, what you just went throughtonight was pretty hard-core.
1826 01:31:25 I'd like to buy your story,turn it into a video game
1827 01:31:28 starring you guys,
1828 01:31:29 voiced over and visually modeledafter famous actors, of course.
1829 01:31:33 -I call Sean Astin.-Mark-Paul Gosselaar, please!
1830 01:31:35 Uh, Cara Delevingne. I don't know.
1831 01:31:37 -Whoever we can get.-I don't know.
1832 01:31:39 -All right, guys. Awesome. Thank you so much.
1833 01:31:41 Oh, he even walks cool. Sick blanket. -See you, Marky Cubes.-Ring-a-ling.
1834 01:31:44 -Sweet.-That was awesome!
1835 01:31:45 That's funny. Wow.
1836 01:31:50 [Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al"playing]
1837 01:32:02 Announcement! Announcement!Shut-- shut up.
1838 01:32:05 Shut up real quick.I'm gonna make an announcement.
1839 01:32:07 Hey, look. Now, I know
1840 01:32:08 we are the millionaire video game mavensthat chartered this Costa Rica cruise
1841 01:32:13 for 100 of our closest friends, yes,
1842 01:32:15 but I wanna congratulate you guysfor having...
1843 01:32:19 the best butt-cheeks in the business!
1844 01:32:22 You guys are hot as fuck.
1845 01:32:23 And shake 'em if you got 'em!
1846 01:32:25 Whoa!
1847 01:32:29 Dinner bell's ringing.Come and get it, boys.
1848 01:32:31 -Joel, I am so proud of you, dude.
1849 01:32:36 Not a day goes by that I miss
1850 01:32:37 that shy, closeted bitchthat you once were, and I mean that.
1851 01:32:41 -Thanks, man.
1852 01:32:43 I am beyond thrilled that you areno longer a controlling asshole
1853 01:32:46 who needs to smoke salvia just to get by.
1854 01:32:49 Haven't touched the stuffsince that night.
1855 01:32:51 -Good.-You know that.
1856 01:32:52 Yeah.
1857 01:32:54 Just, uh, doing cocaine now, you know.But for fun.
1858 01:32:57 -It's better for you.
1859 01:32:58 Ah! This is the best, guys.
1860 01:33:01 Look at us.Rich beyond our wildest dreams.
1861 01:33:04 -Darren doing cocaine for fun.-Shh.
1862 01:33:06 Joel is, like, fricking wigglinghis dick around, just begging for cock.
1863 01:33:09 Hey, I'm not... I'm not begging yet.
1864 01:33:12 Oh! Darren, tell Alexxxabout that video game idea.
1865 01:33:15 Oh, yeah. Okay.
1866 01:33:17 New idea, new game:
1867 01:33:19 leprechauns... but they're tall.
1868 01:33:22 Oh, that is a clever twist.
1869 01:33:26 No. Nope.I'm not all about making money anymore.
1870 01:33:29 You know what I'm about? Best friends.
1871 01:33:33 Put your hands in.
1872 01:33:36 Dew'd Crew!
1873 01:33:39 Booty bump, a-booty bump!
1874 01:33:41 -Yes! We're gonna live forever!
1875 01:33:43 We're never gonna die!
1876 01:33:46 If you'll be my bodyguard
1877 01:33:48 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1878 01:33:53 I can call you Betty
1879 01:33:55 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1880 01:34:31 Bravehearts
1881 01:34:34 Bravehearts
1882 01:34:36 Bravehearts
1883 01:34:39 Now let's get it all in perspective
1884 01:34:41 For all y'all enjoymentA song y'all can step with
1885 01:34:44 Y'all appointed meTo bring rap justice
1886 01:34:46 But I ain't five-OY'all know it's Nas, yo
1887 01:34:49 Grey Goose and a whole lot of hydro
1888 01:34:51 Only describe us as soldier survivors
1889 01:34:54 Stay laced in the bestWell-dressed with finesse In a white tee, lookin' for wifey
1890 01:34:59 Thug girl who fly and talks so nicely
1891 01:35:01 Put her in the coupeSo she can feel the nice breeze
1892 01:35:04 We can drive through the cityNo doubt
1893 01:35:06 But don't say my car's toplessSay the titties is out
1894 01:35:09 Newness, here's the anthem
1895 01:35:11 Put your hand up that you shoot withCount your loot with
1896 01:35:14 Push the pool stick in your new cribSame hand that you hoop with
1897 01:35:18 Swing around like you stupid
1898 01:35:19 King of the town Yeah, I been that
1899 01:35:22 You know I click-clackWhere you and your men's at
1900 01:35:24 Do the Smurf, do the wop, baseball bat Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back
1901 01:35:29 They shootin' Aw, made you look
1902 01:35:32 You a slaveTo a page in my rhyme book
1903 01:35:34 Gettin' big moneyPlayboy, your time's up
1904 01:35:37 Where them gangstas at?Where them dimes at?
1905 01:35:39 Bravehearts
1906 01:35:42 Bravehearts
1907 01:35:44 Bravehearts
1908 01:35:47 Bravehearts
1909 01:35:49 I see niggas runnin'Yo, my mood is real rude
1910 01:35:52 I lay you out, show you what steel do
1911 01:35:54 Mobsters don't boxMy pump shot obliges
1912 01:35:57 Every invitationTo fight you punk hazas
1913 01:35:59 Like Pun saidYou ain't even in mi clasa
1914 01:36:02 Whatever you choose, whatever you do
1915 01:36:04 Make sure he a thugAnd intelligent too
1916 01:36:07 Like a real thoroughbred is
1917 01:36:08 Show me loveLet me feel how the head is