忍者蝙蝠侠(Batman Ninja)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:36 You think you'veheard every Batman story.
2 00:00:39 I promise, you haven't.
3 00:00:42 I wouldn't havebelieved it myself
4 00:00:43 if I hadn't seen itwith my own eyes.
5 00:00:46 And this time, curiosityalmost killed this cat.
6 00:00:51 Shut it down, Grodd.It's over. You're finished!
7 00:00:54 No, I'm too close.
8 00:00:56 You will not interfere with myexperiment this time, Batman.
9 00:01:06 Catwoman, don't!
10 00:01:56 What?
11 00:01:59 Where am I?What happened?
12 00:02:10 Hmm?
13 00:02:16 It's Japanese.And that's me.
14 00:02:26 There he is,get him!
15 00:02:28 Samurai?
16 00:02:30 Stop! Listen to me, I don'twant to hurt any of you.
17 00:02:37 Fine, have ityour way.
18 00:02:41 Explain yourself.
19 00:02:43 We were sent to find the mandressed as a bat.
20 00:02:46 Our master has ordered usto kill him on sight.
21 00:02:50 He cannot be allowed to live.
22 00:02:52 Who's your master?
23 00:04:28 None of this makes any sense.
24 00:04:31 Everything's offline.
25 00:04:32 But from the look of it,this is ancient Japan.
26 00:04:36 Which doesn't explainwhat's going on up there.
27 00:04:55 What?
28 00:04:58 - The Joker?- So soon?
29 00:05:00 That's right, Bats.
30 00:05:02 It is I.
31 00:05:04 Damn you!
32 00:05:09 Hi.
33 00:05:12 And Harley Quinn.
34 00:05:13 Oh, but youhave to admit,
35 00:05:15 we really had yougoing there, didn't we?
36 00:05:19 That's enough. What are youplaying at this time, Joker?
37 00:05:25 Haven't you heard?Everyone's been calling me
38 00:05:26 Diruku Tin Mao,The Demon King.
39 00:05:29 The most powerfulman in Japan.
40 00:05:31 But you can call me...
41 00:05:34 Lord Joker.
42 00:05:37 Oh, I never reallywanted to be a Lord.
43 00:05:39 It wasn't what you wouldcall an aspiration.
44 00:05:42 But when life throwsyou time travels,
45 00:05:44 sometimes you gotta make travelade.
46 00:05:46 Guess I have that monkeyto thank for this.
47 00:05:48 If it wasn't forhis stupid machine
48 00:05:50 this tiny island would have never been on my itinerary.
49 00:05:53 I have to say I've reallyenjoyed the sushi here.
50 00:05:56 Mwah. It's even betterwith some sauce.
51 00:06:11 Is it me, or is itgetting hot in here?
52 00:06:18 Oh, don't run away.I'm your biggest fan.
53 00:06:23 Oh, now, now, Batman, don'tyou want to play anymore?
54 00:06:29 Oh, now look what you've done.
55 00:06:32 Poison Ivy would bevery disappointed.
56 00:06:36 Mmm.
57 00:06:38 Don't you know how bad razor-edgedfighting fans are for the environment?
58 00:06:44 You're the one whokeeps throwing them.
59 00:06:46 Because you won'tlet them hit you.
60 00:06:59 Looks like you'refresh out of those fans.
61 00:07:02 So what are yougoing to do now, Joker?
62 00:07:06 Oh, I've got options, Bats.
63 00:07:09 I've stillgot Harley,
64 00:07:11 and an army of Samurai who have you surrounded.
65 00:07:19 Seven to one,I'll take those odds.
66 00:07:48 Should we goafter him, Lord J?
67 00:07:51 I've got people.
68 00:07:53 Let's just enjoythe moonlight.
69 00:08:00 We have all the timein the world.
70 00:08:09 Move, move.He can't be far.
71 00:08:17 Huh?
72 00:08:23 Don't be afraid.
73 00:08:26 It's just a little catcall.
74 00:08:29 Catwoman?
75 00:08:31 When I saw theJoker's samurai on the move,
76 00:08:34 I figuredsomething was up.
77 00:08:36 I'm gladit was you.
78 00:08:38 How did youget here?
79 00:08:39 Same as you.Gorilla Grodd's time machine.
80 00:08:42 That wastwo years ago.
81 00:08:44 How is thateven possible?
82 00:08:46 I downloaded these before the time jump.Maybe they can help.
83 00:08:50 Say what'syour business, monkey.
84 00:08:54 Why have youbrought us here?
85 00:08:56 Criminals of GothamCity, I've gathered you here
86 00:08:59 to unveilmy greatest invention.
87 00:09:02 Red Hood,this is Nightwing.
88 00:09:04 The lead paid off. It's likea criminal convention here.
89 00:09:07 Yeah, I can see themfrom here too.
90 00:09:10 Well, the Mayor'sparty's tonight.
91 00:09:13 I wasn't alone.
92 00:09:14 They were all there too.
93 00:09:16 Nightwing, Red Hood,
94 00:09:19 Red Robin, and Robin.
95 00:09:21 So where are they?
96 00:09:23 I don't know.
97 00:09:24 I haven't seenany of them.
98 00:09:27 But since arriving, Gotham's criminalshave run wild all over Japan.
99 00:09:32 Behold, The Quake Engine.
100 00:09:34 Now, witness as I becomemaster of time and space,
101 00:09:38 and bend them to my will.
102 00:09:48 There areno more images.
103 00:09:50 The rest arejust audio files.
104 00:09:52 Grodd's machine musthave affected the data transfer.
105 00:09:55 Now it's allupside down.
106 00:09:58 I think that monkey has beenmucking with our heads.
107 00:10:01 You will not interferewith my experiment this time, Bat...
108 00:10:08 So the Joker is just the unwittingbeneficiary of Grodd's experiment.
109 00:10:12 Well, no one ever saidhe didn't thrive in chaos.
110 00:10:17 But we were thereat the same time,
111 00:10:19 why the two year difference?
112 00:10:21 Who knows howtime travel works?
113 00:10:23 Grodd delayed me, and itmust have affected the jump.
114 00:10:26 A matter of seconds then,turned to be two years now.
115 00:10:30 Selena, may I ask what wereyou doing there that night?
116 00:10:35 I can tell you I never thoughtI'd end up here.
117 00:10:38 I followed Gorilla Grodd to Arkhamto see what he was up to that night.
118 00:10:42 If it was any good, I wasplanning on stealing it.
119 00:10:46 And the criminals?
120 00:10:48 Like the Joker,they've taken over.
121 00:10:50 They've deceivedall the Sengoku Daimyos
122 00:10:53 and becomelords of their states.
123 00:10:55 Sengoku Daimyo?
124 00:10:57 That's right.
125 00:10:58 This period in Japan was afeudal era of warring states.
126 00:11:01 Yes. Each of Gotham's criminalsis trying to conquer and unify Japan.
127 00:11:07 The Penguin has seized controlof the state of Kai.
128 00:11:09 He skirmishes repeatedly with theneighboring state of Echigo,
129 00:11:13 where Poison Ivy rules.
130 00:11:17 Fly,my fine-feathered friends.
131 00:11:25 I'll bury you inthe dirt, you old buzzard.
132 00:11:31 In the state of Nutsu,Deathstroke reigns supreme.
133 00:11:35 Once my fortress is complete,
134 00:11:37 it'll be my turnto strike. Yeah.
135 00:11:41 Two-Face has takencontrol in the state of Omie.
136 00:11:44 Near the capital.
137 00:11:46 He has becomea vassal of the Joker.
138 00:11:50 Let's see, what willmy next move be?
139 00:11:55 But right now, the feudallord who is closest to unifying Japan
140 00:12:00 is the Joker.
141 00:12:16 So they're all trying to takeoverthis country and rewrite history.
142 00:12:20 We have to find Gorilla Grodd.Have you seen him?
143 00:12:23 Not recently.
144 00:12:26 Why don't you and Ijoin forces, Bruce?
145 00:12:28 Join forces?
146 00:12:30 I want to go home. Two yearsis a long time to be away.
147 00:12:33 Okay. Butno tricks, Selena.
148 00:12:36 Swear.
149 00:12:37 We just have toget into that tower.
150 00:12:40 Joker keeps Grodd'stime machine in there.
151 00:13:00 This missionary lookis not bad.
152 00:13:02 There were quite a lot of Christian missionariesthat came to Japan during this era.
153 00:13:06 This way you won't looktoo suspicious as a westerner.
154 00:13:08 The bat tonsureis a nice touch.
155 00:13:11 Thanks.
156 00:13:13 So, why did youbring me here?
157 00:13:15 I wantedyou to see this.
158 00:13:16 The Joker is up tosomething strange.
159 00:13:19 Is that coal?
160 00:13:22 So the Joker isalready changing the timeline.
161 00:13:26 The industrial revolutionwasn't until much later.
162 00:13:29 I really doubt the Jokercares much about history.
163 00:13:33 My guess is whateverhe's doing,
164 00:13:35 he'll use itto become Shogun.
165 00:13:37 But it's notjust the Joker.
166 00:13:39 We'll have to defeat all ofGotham's criminals to save history.
167 00:13:44 We'll need weaponsfor that.
168 00:13:45 If only there weresomeone who could help us.
169 00:13:49 Care forsome tea, sir?
170 00:13:51 Ah, much appreciated.
171 00:13:57 Oh, is this is black tea?
172 00:13:58 Hard to come by in theseneck of the woods.
173 00:14:00 Hope you find itto your liking.
174 00:14:03 Alfred.
175 00:14:05 It was Ms. Selena's idea.I do apologize.
176 00:14:09 It's a bit more rusticthan you're accustomed to.
177 00:14:12 But I think it makes fora suitable bat cave.
178 00:14:17 What?
179 00:14:19 I can't believeyou didn't tell me, Selena.
180 00:14:22 I know, but I wanted to see thelook of surprise on your face.
181 00:14:25 There's no needto worry.
182 00:14:27 The vehicle's been wellmaintained, Master Bruce.
183 00:14:30 But I don't understand.
184 00:14:33 Alfred was inthe Batmobile that night.
185 00:14:35 We were lucky enoughto find each other here.
186 00:14:38 And we both figured it was only amatter of time before you arrived.
187 00:14:42 And here I am.
188 00:14:44 Well, I think the Joker would bequite shocked to see you in it.
189 00:14:48 Yeah, let's hope.
190 00:14:49 Well, I must confess
191 00:14:51 that I'm quite relieved Ms. Selenafound you in the forest, Master Bruce.
192 00:14:54 I, for one, have always wantedto visit this beautiful country,
193 00:14:58 but I'd much prefer todo so in my own time.
194 00:15:01 Although, I must admit, I've pickedup quite a few new culinary ideas.
195 00:15:05 And there's a fish I ratherfancy, made with miso.
196 00:15:09 I see you haven't changedat all, old friend.
197 00:15:11 I can't wait to taste this fishdish you've been talking about.
198 00:15:14 Didn't mean to brag, sir,but it is quite good.
199 00:15:18 I'm sure it is.
200 00:15:22 Get down!
201 00:15:25 Fire!
202 00:15:29 A direct hit!We got him.
203 00:15:37 - Huh? What is that?- Bail out.
204 00:15:39 I'm goingafter the Joker.
205 00:15:41 Selena, take careof Alfred for me.
206 00:15:43 You got it.
207 00:16:05 Batman's comin'!
208 00:16:08 - What's that?- Batman's here
209 00:16:10 in his Batmobile!
210 00:16:15 Take aim! Fire!
211 00:16:19 He's beatenthe gunmen and our cannons.
212 00:16:22 And he'srapidly approaching
213 00:16:24 as this funpuppet show demonstrates.
214 00:16:29 He's nothing withouthis stupid Batmobile.
215 00:16:31 Which gives mean interesting idea.
216 00:16:39 Nice try.
217 00:16:43 Oh, Batman. The oldmagnetized bumper trick.
218 00:16:47 Always so cleverwith your technology.
219 00:16:50 Harley, activateArkham Castle!
220 00:16:53 But, puddin', the castleisn't even finished yet.
221 00:16:56 But this isthe Batman!
222 00:16:57 He's the reason we madeit in the first place.
223 00:17:01 Right.
224 00:17:10 Get ready, Joker.
225 00:17:34 What the hellis that?
226 00:17:37 This is madness.
227 00:17:41 How about a pitcher?Not a belly itcher.
228 00:17:45 Now we need a batter,not a broken ladder.
229 00:17:48 Swing batter.
230 00:17:52 Incoming.
231 00:17:58 Now, it's my turn.
232 00:18:05 I'm coming for you.
233 00:18:07 Ooh, storming the gate.
234 00:18:09 Let me give youa helping hand.
235 00:18:15 Now I'll crush your favoritetoy with you inside it.
236 00:18:20 Not today.
237 00:18:31 Very persistent,my old friend.
238 00:18:34 Locked on target.
239 00:18:35 You know whatI like best about you?
240 00:18:37 You're so predictable.
241 00:18:44 Bat on a stick, one ofmy favorite delicacies.
242 00:18:47 Not so fast.
243 00:19:07 It's over, Joker.You're through.
244 00:19:09 No, I don't think you havethat completely right.
245 00:19:12 Hmm?
246 00:19:20 How terrible!
247 00:19:22 You can come after me, or savethat mother and child down below.
248 00:19:26 Your move, Bats!
249 00:19:27 No!
250 00:19:55 Bane? How did you...
251 00:20:28 This isn'tyour fight!
252 00:20:40 Go! Hurry!
253 00:20:43 Need more power.
254 00:20:48 Wait! No!
255 00:20:59 Get moving,I'll hold them off.
256 00:21:02 Hold this!
257 00:21:12 Poor Bats. He alwaysfalls for the same tricks.
258 00:21:16 Oh, it makes me sadhe's so dumb.
259 00:21:19 He's always risking his lifeto save ordinary people.
260 00:21:23 If you had just let them dieand gone after me instead,
261 00:21:25 maybe you wouldn't find yourselfin such terrible shape.
262 00:21:29 I have no regrets.
263 00:21:31 Well, what shallwe do now?
264 00:21:33 Are you justgoing to lie there,
265 00:21:35 or are you going toentertain me some more?
266 00:21:37 I'm not here foryour entertainment.
267 00:21:41 Ah, wrong again.
268 00:21:43 Now that all your toysare busted
269 00:21:45 you better start thinking whatyou're going to do for a second act.
270 00:21:47 Oh, if only your friends werearound to come by and say hi.
271 00:21:51 Uh, puddin', look!
272 00:21:54 Huh?
273 00:21:59 I didn't mean it!I was being sarcastic!
274 00:22:07 What? Ninja Batmen?
275 00:22:12 We got you.
276 00:22:14 Huh?
277 00:22:37 Nightwing, Red Robin,
278 00:22:38 who else made the time jump?
279 00:22:41 Red Hoodand Robin, too.
280 00:22:43 But Red Hood is awayon a recon mission
281 00:22:45 to find out what's happeningin the other feudal states.
282 00:22:48 Alfred and Catwoman?
283 00:22:50 Don't worry.
284 00:22:51 Robin has alreadygone after them.
285 00:22:53 They should behere shortly.
286 00:22:56 And him?
287 00:22:57 Batman, thisis Aeon.
288 00:22:59 He was a great help to usafter we arrived here.
289 00:23:02 He's the leader ofthe ninja clan.
290 00:23:04 Ninja clan?
291 00:23:06 We are the Bat clanof Hida.
292 00:23:08 Our lives are guided byan ancient prophecy.
293 00:23:21 Legend foretells thatwhen the country is in chaos
294 00:23:25 a foreign ninja wearingthe mask of a bat will come
295 00:23:29 and restore order to our land.
296 00:23:31 Bat clan, we have waitedall our lives for this moment.
297 00:23:35 Serve this shinobiwith your life.
298 00:23:37 This is the hourof our destiny.
299 00:23:48 Now, we finally look upon you,
300 00:23:50 great shinobi fromacross the sea of time.
301 00:23:53 Lord Batman.
302 00:23:56 Hmm.
303 00:24:30 Looks likea nice place.
304 00:24:31 Yes, but forhow long.
305 00:24:34 The Batmobile,the Batwing, the Batcycle
306 00:24:37 they've all been destroyedat the hands of the Joker.
307 00:24:42 How do we regain the advantagewhen we have nothing?
308 00:24:49 Batman.
309 00:24:50 Monkichi hasa message for you.
310 00:24:52 Monkichi?
311 00:24:53 It's weird, but Robin'smade friends with this monkey.
312 00:24:55 He's reallypretty smart.
313 00:24:57 And he understandseverything I say.
314 00:25:01 What is it?
315 00:25:02 He says he got it fromsomeone in the mountain.
316 00:25:06 It's in English.
317 00:25:10 It's Grodd.
318 00:25:47 Oh, that feels good.
319 00:25:50 What is it aboutapes and humans
320 00:25:52 that we always sigh when werelax in a hot bath, Batman?
321 00:25:58 You might as wellenjoy the waters, too.
322 00:26:01 No, I'm good right here.
323 00:26:04 I never would have takenyou for the shy type,
324 00:26:06 but then again you are alwayshiding behind the mask.
325 00:26:10 Are you sure you don'twant to reconsider?
326 00:26:15 I'm guessingyou didn't invite me here
327 00:26:17 just to join youfor a hot soak.
328 00:26:19 Such impatience.
329 00:26:21 Well, what didyou expect?
330 00:26:23 We're only in this messbecause of you, Grodd.
331 00:26:26 Why did you invent that timemachine in the first place?
332 00:26:29 That's like asking why thisancient Gorilla crossed the road.
333 00:26:33 Because I could.
334 00:26:35 The criminals of Gothamwere my guinea pigs.
335 00:26:39 I was going to send them some place faraway, so I could take over Gotham myself.
336 00:26:45 And I would've succeeded.
337 00:26:47 The Quake Engine wasmy greatest invention.
338 00:26:49 But your interference broughtus to this time and place.
339 00:26:53 How's that?
340 00:26:55 We are both responsiblefor what transpired that night.
341 00:26:58 And we will need tocooperate to get home.
342 00:27:02 What doyou say, Batman?
343 00:27:04 I'll be the bait.
344 00:27:05 It's the best wayto draw out the Joker.
345 00:27:08 Hmm. Intriguing.
346 00:27:40 Well, it's been a while,my dear Gorilla Grodd.
347 00:27:43 Looks like this placeagrees with you.
348 00:27:46 Hmm. Well well, I knowthis isn't just a social visit.
349 00:27:50 Where's Batman?
350 00:27:52 Clearly you've no time for pleasantriesnow that you've set on conquest.
351 00:27:54 Ooh, is it that obvious?It's the outfit, isn't it?
352 00:27:58 Kinda gives it away.
353 00:27:59 Imagine this entire countryin total chaos.
354 00:28:02 A land full ofneedless suffering and pain.
355 00:28:07 It's very interestingthat of all humans,
356 00:28:09 you're the one who wound upwith the Quake Engine.
357 00:28:11 Oh, I'm tired ofall this chit-chat, Grodd.
358 00:28:14 I told you I'd spare your lifein exchange for the Batman.
359 00:28:18 So where is he?
360 00:28:19 Huh?
361 00:28:23 Right here.
362 00:28:29 We have yousurrounded, Joker.
363 00:28:33 You sure do.
364 00:28:49 Catch!
365 00:28:53 No!
366 00:28:54 Well, duh!What do you take us for?
367 00:28:56 We knew you'd have menhiding in the water.
368 00:28:59 It's a shamethey all had to die.
369 00:29:02 So why don'tyou join them?
370 00:29:07 Maybe another time.
371 00:29:18 You're still doomed.
372 00:29:27 You underestimateyour opponent, Joker.
373 00:29:32 Just like youalways do.
374 00:29:34 But how?We killed you.
375 00:29:39 Ever heard of a decoy?
376 00:29:58 Oh.
377 00:30:24 Sheesh. I never figured you'dside with Batman, Gorilla Grodd.
378 00:30:28 Anything to gainthe advantage.
379 00:31:19 I never thoughtyou'd need help
380 00:31:21 from a talking monkeyto catch me.
381 00:31:23 I'm so embarrassedfor you, Batman.
382 00:31:26 Don't be. I'm happyto disappoint.
383 00:31:29 Oh, I'd be careful. If he turnedon me, he'll turn on you.
384 00:31:37 I'm so grateful we wereable to trust each other.
385 00:31:40 Many thanks.
386 00:31:42 But in this world,trust means nothing.
387 00:31:45 Now you willsubmit to my control.
388 00:31:49 Bat clan,destroy them all.
389 00:31:57 We cannot be shakenby your evil thoughts.
390 00:31:59 We have mastery over ourbodies and our minds.
391 00:32:03 So you do.
392 00:32:05 Then prepareto be annihilated.
393 00:32:19 Over there!
394 00:32:26 Two-face.
395 00:32:28 You and Two-Face haveteamed up, Gorilla Grodd?
396 00:32:32 That's right,Red Robin.
397 00:32:36 Don't you know Gorilla Groddis always two steps ahead?
398 00:32:46 No!
399 00:32:50 And to what do I owe thisunexpected visit, Catwoman?
400 00:32:56 Oh, I thought you mightwant this thingy.
401 00:32:59 Now where didyou get that?
402 00:33:02 I lifted it from HarleyQuinn during our fight.
403 00:33:05 It's part of yourfancy quake machine, isn't it?
404 00:33:09 And what do youwant in return?
405 00:33:11 Take me backto the future.
406 00:33:14 It's a deal.
407 00:33:17 I thought we coulddo business.
408 00:33:25 We have toabandon ship.
409 00:33:28 Now!
410 00:33:31 Joker?
411 00:33:33 Looking for me, Bats?
412 00:33:38 Don't do it, Joker.
413 00:33:40 We need to go! She can'tstay afloat much longer.
414 00:33:43 Take the others, go!
415 00:33:45 What about you?
416 00:33:46 I'm staying. He'snot getting away.
417 00:33:48 Oh, I'm reallyflattered, Batman.
418 00:33:50 We really don't spendenough time together.
419 00:33:53 We're just so busy.
420 00:33:55 To be honest, if Two-Face had killedyou, I'd never forgive myself.
421 00:33:59 I deserve tokill the Batman.
422 00:34:01 I'm the Joker.
423 00:34:03 You're insane.You'll kill yourself.
424 00:34:04 Ugh! That's whatI've been trying
425 00:34:06 to tell you,you stupid bat.
426 00:34:08 I'm having a party,in hell!
427 00:34:13 Joker, no!
428 00:34:17 No!
429 00:34:28 Hmm. And so it ends.
430 00:35:03 Hmm.
431 00:35:18 Hmm.
432 00:35:31 Mmm.
433 00:35:33 The renovations arealmost complete.
434 00:35:36 Contact the other daimyos.
435 00:35:37 The battle will be atJigokukohara, the field of hell.
436 00:35:40 We'll seewho'll be shogun.
437 00:35:44 And when willwe be going home?
438 00:35:46 Now, soon enough.
439 00:35:49 We still need to obtain threeremaining power converters
440 00:35:52 from Penguin, Poison Ivy,and Deathstroke.
441 00:35:55 Then the Quake Engine will be completeand we can move through time and space.
442 00:35:59 Excuse me, do you mindstepping aside?
443 00:36:04 Isn't eating a bananaa little cliche?
444 00:36:07 Says the cat burglarin the cat costume.
445 00:36:32 We're relieved you'rewith us, Master Bruce.
446 00:36:35 How long haveI been out?
447 00:36:38 Two whole days, sir.
448 00:36:40 I see.
449 00:36:43 Well, what is this?
450 00:36:45 Aeon brought it by, sir.
451 00:36:47 He said the legendary maskof the Bat clan
452 00:36:50 should be worn byits rightful owner.
453 00:37:18 I had nothing.
454 00:37:19 No vehiclesor weapons.
455 00:37:23 I didn't knowwho I was anymore.
456 00:37:26 Who was Batman, strippedof all his technology?
457 00:37:30 In my desperation, Ijoined forces with Grodd.
458 00:37:35 So many lost and injuredbecause I was blind
459 00:37:39 to Grodd's betrayal,but ultimately to myself.
460 00:37:43 And yet they still insiston calling me Master.
461 00:37:47 So what areyou gonna do?
462 00:37:49 Just hang it up?
463 00:37:50 What I always do,I'm going to fight.
464 00:37:53 I was wrong.
465 00:37:55 I thoughtI had nothing.
466 00:37:57 But I have morethan I thought.
467 00:37:59 I have my mind,my body, my spirit...
468 00:38:07 and all of you.
469 00:38:09 That's morethan enough.
470 00:38:18 This time and placehas its own rules.
471 00:38:21 And if we're going to win,it's time we played by them.
472 00:38:26 I swear
473 00:38:27 their faith in mewill not be squandered.
474 00:38:31 We will masterthe ways of the ninja.
475 00:38:35 Our weapons will beeverything that exists.
476 00:38:39 And I will turntheir legend
477 00:38:42 into reality.
478 00:38:50 The techniques of theninja are extremely effective.
479 00:38:53 If we can combinetheir martial arts skills
480 00:38:55 with modern innovationsand combat,
481 00:38:57 Grodd won't know what hit him.
482 00:38:59 If they attack us with their mobilefortress, we will out-maneuver them
483 00:39:01 and strike back witheverything we've got.
484 00:39:04 Will it work?
485 00:39:06 The craftsmanship of theninja blacksmiths is incredible.
486 00:39:09 The precision of their weapons can't bematched even by our 21st century standards.
487 00:39:15 The wild game andproduce here are exceptional.
488 00:39:18 I'm planninga high protein diet.
489 00:39:20 Perhaps some boar steakfor dinner tonight, sir?
490 00:39:23 Sounds good, Alfred.
491 00:39:25 When the wheat is ready for harvest,we can make some freshly baked bread.
492 00:39:28 Well, you know what they say,
493 00:39:31 wars are won on full stomachs.
494 00:39:33 - Good thinking.- Hey!
495 00:39:35 Batman, Monkichihas another message.
496 00:39:37 Has Red Hoodfound them?
497 00:39:38 - Yes.- I'm on my way.
498 00:40:18 Excuse me.
499 00:40:20 May I havea cup of water, please?
500 00:40:22 Ah, yes, of course.
501 00:40:27 Oh,you must be exhausted.
502 00:40:34 It's a rather hot day for aBuddhist monk to be traveling.
503 00:40:44 I'll break it.
504 00:40:49 Stop! Please stop!
505 00:40:51 If you don't showyour face, I'll break her arm.
506 00:40:56 Okay, okay, okay.
507 00:40:58 I knewyou were alive, Joker.
508 00:41:04 They said you were dead,but I didn't believe it.
509 00:41:08 So I've beenlooking for you.
510 00:41:11 Joker?
511 00:41:12 Why do you keep insistingon calling me that?
512 00:41:15 Admit it!
513 00:41:17 No! No! My darling!
514 00:41:20 No, no, are you insane?
515 00:41:24 You thinkI'm that stupid?
516 00:41:26 Do you expect meto believe
517 00:41:28 the Joker hastaken up farming?
518 00:41:31 Honey?
519 00:41:32 You too!Harley Quinn!
520 00:41:35 Oh, my love.Oh, my love.
521 00:41:38 I owe you this.
522 00:41:40 Please forgive us.Please. Please.
523 00:41:56 I don't understand.
524 00:41:58 I'm notwho you think I am.
525 00:42:01 If you're stillgoing to deny it...
526 00:42:21 Red Hood, stop it!
527 00:42:24 Batman, whatare you doing here?
528 00:42:28 Same as you.
529 00:42:31 I heard that you had foundthe Joker and Harley.
530 00:42:33 Reports of foreign farmers in thearea match their description.
531 00:42:50 So, you don'tremember anything?
532 00:42:53 No.
533 00:42:55 We can't rememberanything about our past.
534 00:42:58 We came here to live a peacefullife, deep in the mountains.
535 00:43:02 My wife and I, we ploughthe fields together.
536 00:43:07 I see.
537 00:43:09 Don't let'em fool you, Batman.
538 00:43:11 They're up to theirsame old tricks.
539 00:43:13 I'm not so sure,Red Hood.
540 00:43:17 I'm sorryfor my friend's behavior.
541 00:43:29 When I work the land,I feel like I'm being cleansed.
542 00:43:33 It's as if everything badinside me is being sucked out
543 00:43:37 and absorbed backinto the earth.
544 00:43:39 I know it sounds silly, but mywife and I are always saying
545 00:43:42 it's likewe've been reborn.
546 00:43:46 Honey, quick!Come, look!
547 00:43:49 There's a sprout.You have to see this.
548 00:43:53 New life...
549 00:43:55 A sprout,are you kidding?
550 00:43:56 Enough!
551 00:43:58 This is different. I've beentricked by them before.
552 00:44:01 There isn't the samemadness in his eyes.
553 00:44:04 If you knew him like I did, you'd know hecould never hide that part of himself.
554 00:44:08 It's what makes him what he is.
555 00:44:23 Oh, honey.
556 00:44:28 We did it.They're finally growing.
557 00:44:33 Bruce...
558 00:44:35 He's not the Joker.At least, not anymore.
559 00:44:39 They both lost theirmemories in the explosion.
560 00:44:41 There's no needto bother them.
561 00:44:43 You can'tbe serious.
562 00:44:44 We'll take themback with us
563 00:44:46 once the Quake Engineis operational again.
564 00:44:49 But, for now we'll justkeep an eye on them.
565 00:44:52 They're notgoing to hurt anyone.
566 00:44:57 Come on,Red Hood, let's go.
567 00:45:02 I hopeyou're right.
568 00:45:43 Construction's complete.
569 00:45:46 The time has arrived to destroy theseupstarts and rebuild the Quake Engine.
570 00:45:52 Arkham Castle, rise!
571 00:46:31 That malicious monkeyis finally on the move.
572 00:46:35 Let's take what's ours andfeather this nest we've built.
573 00:46:41 Fly! Trojan Birdman Castle.
574 00:46:45 Spread your wings!
575 00:46:47 I will not letthis paradise be destroyed
576 00:46:50 by the machinations of men.
577 00:46:53 Juroku Plant Poison Castle.
578 00:46:56 Grow. And let them reapwhat we have sown.
579 00:47:01 Interesting.
580 00:47:03 Now we'll finally see who's themost powerful warlord in Japan.
581 00:47:07 Gakuju Sharaso Castle will blowyou all to kingdom come.
582 00:47:12 Fire!
583 00:47:14 From order to chaos.All in the flip of a coin.
584 00:47:18 The enemy convergesat the field of hell.
585 00:47:21 Fudo Omote Two-Face castle will meetthem, and decide the fate of Japan.
586 00:47:48 A fine tea, Alfred.
587 00:47:51 My pleasure.
588 00:47:53 All of the daimyo castlesare on the move.
589 00:47:56 This is our chance.
590 00:47:58 I can't wait toslaughter them all.
591 00:48:03 Then it will truly earn thename "The field of hell."
592 00:48:07 But what matters is
593 00:48:09 the converters and the QuakeEngine will all be in one place.
594 00:48:13 This is it.
595 00:48:15 This is ourone opportunity
596 00:48:17 to defeat themand return to Gotham.
597 00:48:22 Remember, the machines,no matter how large,
598 00:48:25 are still controlledby humans.
599 00:48:27 If we can defeat the personinside the machine,
600 00:48:30 then we havea fighting chance.
601 00:48:33 Aeon was right.
602 00:48:34 I now understand the roleI must play.
603 00:48:37 I am not longer the Batman.
604 00:48:40 I will be what the Bat clancalls me.
605 00:48:43 I will be their prophecy.
606 00:48:45 I will be the legendary ninja whowill bring peace to their land.
607 00:48:49 I will be...
608 00:49:10 Fire!
609 00:49:18 This Penguin moves as swiftlyon land as it does at sea!
610 00:49:22 And it's gotone hell of a bite.
611 00:49:25 Watch it, you bloated bird,'cause this plant bites back.
612 00:49:29 And I'm going to catch youin this flytrap.
613 00:49:35 Trojan Birdman Castle,
614 00:49:37 wind forest firemountain transformation.
615 00:49:43 Two can playat this game.
616 00:49:45 Juroku Plant Poison Castle,
617 00:49:47 multitudes offlowers transformation.
618 00:49:56 Bullseye.
619 00:49:58 Gakuju Sharaso Castle,
620 00:50:00 rapid firehundred cannons transformation.
621 00:50:03 Fire!
622 00:50:19 Not too bad.
623 00:50:21 Hmph.
624 00:50:22 Hmm?
625 00:50:32 Gorilla Grodd,leave him to me.
626 00:50:40 Fudo Omote Two-Face Castle,
627 00:50:42 two-faced transformation!
628 00:50:50 Look! Over there.
629 00:50:52 Giant robots?
630 00:51:07 Batman, what now?
631 00:51:09 Master, leave them to us.
632 00:51:12 Give 'em hell!
633 00:51:17 Behind us.
634 00:51:19 We're stuck between a rockand a hard place.
635 00:51:34 Come on.
636 00:51:49 Yeah.
637 00:51:51 I appreciate yourloyalty, Two-Face.
638 00:51:54 Sure. Until the cointells me otherwise.
639 00:52:02 Tails, I stay.Heads, I go.
640 00:52:05 Your luck's run out.
641 00:52:08 I'm gonna rip youlimb from limb, Grodd.
642 00:52:14 It's easy to understandthe laws of probability.
643 00:52:19 It was onlya matter of time.
644 00:52:24 Let's go!
645 00:52:32 Head straight forArkham Castle!
646 00:52:41 Look out!
647 00:52:55 Well, that was cool.
648 00:53:18 That'senough games for now.
649 00:53:20 It's time toget down to business.
650 00:54:04 What are you doing now?
651 00:54:06 All of Gotham's criminalsare now under my mind control.
652 00:54:13 What they do not know
653 00:54:15 is that I actually manipulated theminto building their fortresses, too.
654 00:54:19 Where do you thinkthey got the technology?
655 00:54:22 They are just piecesin a larger puzzle.
656 00:54:24 Like the feudal statesof Japan herself.
657 00:54:29 Whatever it takesto get home.
658 00:54:31 Sorry to break itto you...
659 00:54:35 but you're not going anywhere.
660 00:54:37 I'm going to rulethis country
661 00:54:40 and turn it intoa kingdom of monkeys,
662 00:54:43 and rewrite the historyof the world!
663 00:55:00 What is...
664 00:55:24 We're back!
665 00:55:26 I love giving presents.
666 00:55:28 Out with the oldand in with the new.
667 00:55:30 No exchanges or returns.
668 00:55:35 Joker?
669 00:55:36 It can't be.
670 00:55:38 Hi, Bats.
671 00:55:39 You should know by now that youcan't keep a crazy man down.
672 00:55:51 You never want to betoo early to a party.
673 00:55:55 Right?
674 00:55:59 Hi, pretty kitty.
675 00:56:02 You really took us by surpriseback at the lake, Grodd.
676 00:56:06 But now it's timefor a little payback.
677 00:56:08 The paralysis isn't permanent, but we'rethinking about increasing the dosage.
678 00:56:13 Ivy's got the best plants,don't you think?
679 00:56:16 Bastard.
680 00:56:17 Now, now, now,
681 00:56:18 don't goand strain yourself.
682 00:56:20 Not that youcan move anyway.
683 00:56:22 You too, kitty cat.
684 00:56:27 Now, in a dramatic turn of events,the Joker takes over Grodd's plan.
685 00:56:32 Sayonara!
686 00:56:40 Batman!
687 00:57:02 It's so tough being a hero.
688 00:57:16 Are both of you all right?
689 00:57:18 Don't think I didn't notice yousaving Grodd before me.
690 00:57:22 But, thank you, Batman.
691 00:57:25 I see that gas didn'tknock out your attitude.
692 00:57:27 I'm glad you'restill with us, Catwoman.
693 00:57:33 So what now, puddin'? It looks like thisthing is still plugged into their brains.
694 00:57:38 Well, that means it's timeto play a few mind games.
695 00:57:46 Criminals of Gotham,
696 00:57:49 become one!
697 00:58:41 Five unite and serveas six heavenly beings.
698 00:58:46 Lord Joker!
699 00:59:00 Whoa! That thing's enormous.
700 00:59:03 This contraption is better thanI ever imagined, Gorilla Grodd.
701 00:59:08 This country reallywill belong the Joker.
702 00:59:11 Now let's see.
703 00:59:13 What sort of chaos thesuper robot can unleash.
704 00:59:23 Hurry, get out of here.
705 00:59:41 Robin, get...
706 00:59:45 Robin!
707 00:59:54 Gorilla Grodd?
708 00:59:58 Ooh, that was easy.Now what?
709 01:00:09 Guess I could use a nap.
710 01:00:14 So what now?
711 01:00:16 He's hurtpretty bad.
712 01:00:20 Here.
713 01:00:24 You can use this.
714 01:00:29 It controls myarmy of monkeys.
715 01:00:34 Use them todefeat the Joker.
716 01:00:40 I owe youfor saving my life.
717 01:00:43 I promise,no tricks this time.
718 01:00:53 Batman, lend usthe flute, please?
719 01:00:56 Monkichi and I know exactlywhat to do.
720 01:01:14 What?
721 01:01:16 Monkeys?
722 01:01:26 There's millions.
723 01:01:44 I can feel them. They'recrawling all over me.
724 01:01:48 Get off! Get off!
725 01:01:54 They can't hang on.
726 01:01:57 Monmi.
727 01:01:58 Who's she?
728 01:02:00 You got it.
729 01:02:02 So annoying!
730 01:02:33 If the bad guys aregoing to unite, then so will we.
731 01:02:38 Enough monking around!
732 01:02:40 I'll blow you to pieces.
733 01:02:54 All for oneand one for all.
734 01:02:57 Their combined spirithas formed this giant samurai.
735 01:03:00 Now, witness the awesomepower of the monkeys.
736 01:03:03 Together, they will delivera devastating blow!
737 01:03:16 Unexpected.
738 01:03:17 Let's move!
739 01:03:19 Storm the robotwhile it's down.
740 01:03:20 - Right!- Monkichi,
741 01:03:22 I'm leavingthe flute with you.
742 01:03:25 Bruce, I'm goingwith you.
743 01:03:27 Harley Quinn could usea good ass kicking.
744 01:03:31 Come on.
745 01:03:33 Got to love a man who can forgivea girl for double-crossing him.
746 01:03:38 Monkey see monkey do.
747 01:03:46 It's not how you fall, but howyou pick yourself up that counts.
748 01:03:57 All right.
749 01:04:00 Looks like moremonkey business.
750 01:04:02 Harley, we have guests!
751 01:04:06 Why don't you greet themwith a warm kiss?
752 01:04:09 Sure!
753 01:04:19 Get down!
754 01:04:42 - Robin.- No!
755 01:05:01 Master, at your service.
756 01:05:10 What, again? I hate bats!
757 01:05:14 Go, go, go! Shoo, shoo! Getout of here, you stupid bats!
758 01:05:19 Go!
759 01:05:20 Huh?
760 01:05:35 Batman?
761 01:05:51 Behold, the mighty Batgodbefore us.
762 01:05:59 Batman! Harley?
763 01:06:02 Burn on the field of hell!
764 01:06:23 We're coming for you.
765 01:07:08 Time to settle this...
766 01:07:09 once and for all.
767 01:07:19 Party's over, Penguin.
768 01:07:31 Tell you what, Deathstroke,
769 01:07:34 I'll give youthe first shot.
770 01:07:37 I'm gonna wipethat half-smile...
771 01:07:40 right off your face.
772 01:07:43 Poison Ivy, you knowyou're not a real plant, right?
773 01:07:50 I see you're back toyour old self again.
774 01:07:53 I was convinced you'dlost your memory, Joker.
775 01:07:57 Yeah, about that.
776 01:07:59 I had lost my memory.I was a decent man.
777 01:08:04 What a joke.
778 01:08:05 But I had to do it!
779 01:08:08 It was the only wayI could get the upper hand.
780 01:08:10 I hypnotized myself to believe I wassomeone else, so you would believe it.
781 01:08:15 And this little flower was thetrigger to snap me back to insanity.
782 01:08:23 We did it!
783 01:08:25 They're finally growing.
784 01:08:37 Harley, get ready.
785 01:08:40 Can't wait, Mr. J.
786 01:08:55 See what happenswhen you plant a seed
787 01:08:58 and let it grow intosomething beautiful?
788 01:09:02 It's good to return to theland, get your hands dirty.
789 01:09:05 The French call it"Nostalgie de la boue."
790 01:09:08 Romance of the mud.
791 01:09:10 You have to admit,it was a great joke.
792 01:09:20 The only way to deceive youwas to deceive myself.
793 01:09:23 And you fell for ithook, line and flower.
794 01:09:33 Ha!
795 01:09:34 The time has finallycome for you to die.
796 01:09:41 Puddin', no!
797 01:09:49 Time for somegirl-on-girl action.
798 01:10:23 Careful, don't cut yourself.
799 01:10:26 It's over, Ivy.You lost.
800 01:10:48 Take your medicine,kitty-kitty,
801 01:10:50 and say goodnight.
802 01:11:33 Keep your tongueto yourself.
803 01:11:54 Bruce.
804 01:12:22 What am I going to dowith you, Batman?
805 01:12:25 You've destroyed a perfectlygood giant robot castle.
806 01:12:29 You're going to have toanswer for that.
807 01:12:32 Let's end this, Joker.Just you and me.
808 01:12:35 With pleasure.
809 01:12:37 Oh, I'd hate to come allthe way to ancient Japan
810 01:12:39 and miss out ona samurai sword fight.
811 01:12:42 Right, Bats?
812 01:12:44 Then youwon't be disappointed.
813 01:12:56 Not too bad. Making allof my dreams come true.
814 01:12:59 - Happy to help.- Oh, don't tease.
815 01:13:03 You're getting me excited.
816 01:13:08 That was a good one.
817 01:13:15 Oh, you can dobetter than that.
818 01:13:19 Maybe you need to hit the dojoand get some more practice,
819 01:13:22 work on your feint and parry.
820 01:13:27 Ooh!
821 01:13:29 I'm going to cut you to ribbons, tieyou in a bow, and give you to myself!
822 01:13:35 You're going to love it!
823 01:13:37 Ooh!
824 01:13:38 I really doubt that, Joker.
825 01:13:40 Sheesh.
826 01:13:53 Must be tough being a hero!
827 01:13:59 You don't dare kill me!Isn't that right, Bats?
828 01:14:07 Don't test me!
829 01:14:13 See, you can't kill me.
830 01:14:25 Oh, the herocan't finish the job!
831 01:14:33 But I can.
832 01:14:35 Just look at how muchfun we're having,
833 01:14:38 Batman.
834 01:15:04 Psych!
835 01:15:35 You liked that,didn't you?
836 01:16:14 It's not over!
837 01:16:56 And so it'sfinally over, Batman.
838 01:17:06 You can't trusteverything you see, Joker.
839 01:18:07 Do it. Just let go.
840 01:18:10 You can't do it,can you?
841 01:18:19 The great Batman.Not such a hero after all!
842 01:19:01 Thank youfor all your help.
843 01:19:04 Of course. Our country can nowreturn to the way it was.
844 01:19:07 We will never forgetwhat you have done for us.
845 01:19:12 Thank you, Monkichi.You were a great help.
846 01:19:18 It's time for me to go.I'll never forget you.
847 01:19:58 Activatethe Quake Engine.
848 01:21:30 Master Bruce,
849 01:21:33 you'll be needingthis for tonight.
850 01:21:37 Huh? Ah, right,of course.
851 01:21:40 Best not to keepthe Mayor waiting.
852 01:21:43 Is the car ready?
853 01:21:44 Yes. But it'srather vintage.
854 01:21:56 Tell me, where did youcome across such a rare find.
855 01:22:02 I just ran across iton a trip.
856 01:22:04 I always keep my eye outfor interesting souvenirs.
857 01:22:22 You didn't expect meto leave empty-handed, did you?
