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1 00:01:22 Hello New York! I'm Bobby Rydell.And I'm glad to be here.
2 00:01:29 Thank you all for coming to see us tonight.It's Saturday night in the Copa!
3 00:01:34 We think that we're gonnahave a great time tonight.
4 00:01:36 We're gonna do our bestto make sure of that.
5 00:01:38 As always a very special thanks toMr. Jules Podell for having us out.
6 00:01:43 Let's get started.
7 00:02:16 Hello sweetheart.
8 00:02:17 Here is my coat.
9 00:02:19 And you see this here hat?
10 00:02:21 I want you to guard it with your life.
11 00:02:23 - It was a gift from my mother.- Yes, Mr. Loscudo.
12 00:02:27 Yeah. That's for you.
13 00:02:29 Thank you sir.
14 00:02:31 Joey!
15 00:02:32 - Hey Carmine! How are you pal?- Good to see you.
16 00:02:36 Oh thank you! That's unnecessary.
17 00:02:38 Come on! Let's go. On the album.
18 00:02:40 I saw this kid Bobby Rydelltwo and a half years
19 00:02:42 ago in South Philly.Nobody knew who he was.
20 00:02:45 They know now.
21 00:02:47 Hey!
22 00:02:48 Gimme Loscudo's hat.
23 00:02:49 - But he said to guard it...- I know, I heard. Give it to me. A'right?
24 00:03:10 Tony Lip!
25 00:03:35 You put your handson me, you punk?
26 00:03:36 Do yourself a favor. Gohome with your friends.
27 00:03:39 You don't tell me where to go! Do youknow who I am?! I'm goin' back in there!
28 00:04:10 You tell Jules Lipobdell. If I don't getmy hat I'm gonna burn this joint down.
29 00:04:15 I swear to God it'sgonna turn up.
30 00:04:16 Really? You tell that fat Jew bastard Idon't get my hat I'll burn Copa down!
31 00:04:26 I'm gonna have to go backto driving garbage trucks.
32 00:04:29 Jesus Christ!
33 00:04:32 Screw those! He's out of his mind.
34 00:04:36 We earned our money tonight.
35 00:04:38 Lip, I thought youwere gonna kill that guy.
36 00:04:40 Yeah!
37 00:04:41 Better him than me.
38 00:04:44 So... What are you gonna dowhile we're closed?
39 00:04:46 I don't know. Maybe go workat my Uncle's pizza joint.
40 00:04:51 - You?- I'm gonna drink for 2 months.
41 00:05:00 Take me home, Lip.
42 00:05:03 See you Carmine.
43 00:05:04 - No! You shouldn't. That shouldn't happen.- I don't wanna be a...
44 00:05:09 My hat!
45 00:05:12 Heard it was missing,so I looked into it.
46 00:05:16 - I wanted to kill that broad.- No. No. Wasn't her fault.
47 00:05:19 Who had the balls to clip Joey's hat?
48 00:05:22 - Don't worry about it, I took care of him.- Yeah! I hope you gave him some beating.
49 00:05:26 Here. Take this. Putit in your kick.
50 00:05:30 No. No thanks. It was apleasure, Mr. Loscudo.
51 00:05:33 Bullshit! Take it.
52 00:05:36 And from now on, you don't callme Mr Loscude, ya hear me?
53 00:05:40 I'm your pal Joey.
54 00:07:06 Good morning.
55 00:07:08 Good night!
56 00:07:18 - Come on, Roger! Hit one out!- Johnny quite! You're gonna jinx it.
57 00:07:22 Hey Johnny, think you canyell a little louder?
58 00:07:25 - Maris is up.- Yeah, so am I now.
59 00:07:29 What the hell are youguys doing here?
60 00:07:31 We came over to give Dolores company.
61 00:07:37 Come on!
62 00:07:58 Come on Roger! Please!
63 00:08:02 - I'll walk you out.- Sure.
64 00:08:04 When did you get back tothese board games? Come on!
65 00:08:07 Thank you so much!
66 00:08:19 We got it!We got it! Yeah!
67 00:08:31 Do it again. Let's do it again.Come on baby!
68 00:08:34 No! Tony, go get dressed.We're gonna eat.
69 00:08:39 Alright!
70 00:08:41 No game seven. No game seven.
71 00:08:54 From thy bounty throughChrist our Lord, Amen.
72 00:09:00 And if anyone hears of a job forTony, let us know.
73 00:09:03 - Dolor! Please.- What?
74 00:09:06 - What happened? Did you get fired?- No.
75 00:09:08 No, The Copa's closing for repairs. So hejust needs something for a couple months.
76 00:09:21 All the people he knows, he'll findsomething in no time.
77 00:09:24 Oh. He had a great job at thesanitation department.
78 00:09:27 You shouldn't havepunched out the foreman.
79 00:09:30 He shouldn't have woke me up.
80 00:09:33 That's Tony.
81 00:09:55 I'm tellin' you, this isgonna be the easiest fifty
82 00:09:57 - bucks you ever gonna made.- Yeah we'll see.
83 00:10:00 Hey! There they are.
84 00:10:02 Hi Johnny.
85 00:10:03 - Tony!- Hey Paulie. How you doing?
86 00:10:05 I'm good. I'm good. So,Johnny here tells me you ate
87 00:10:08 forty-eight White Castleburgers all in one sitting.
88 00:10:11 Cheese burgers.
89 00:10:13 - You tell them Frankie.- I don't believe you.
90 00:10:16 What do I care if you believe me?
91 00:10:18 Hey Gorman.
92 00:10:19 - What's the record here for Hotdogs?- Eighteen. Fat Paulie.
93 00:10:23 - Why wasn't Lip in on that contest?- What contest? I was hungry.
94 00:10:28 Bet's simple. Half a C-note.
95 00:10:31 - Most hotdogs in an hour wins.- With toppings.
96 00:10:35 What the hell you weigh?
97 00:10:37 - Two sixty.- Aaaaay. Your left ass weighs two sixty.
98 00:10:40 May my mother-in-law drop deadon the spot if I'm lyin'.
99 00:10:46 - Alright. You're up.- Good.
100 00:10:50 Pick it up Lip! The babyelephant just hit nineteen!
101 00:10:54 Let's go Lip! Let's go. Come on.
102 00:10:58 You are embarrassing. You're embarrassingyour son. He's killing you.
103 00:11:12 - Hey Nicky. You do your homework?- Yep.
104 00:11:14 Good.
105 00:11:17 - Where have you been?- Gorman's.
106 00:11:20 I'm making dinner!
107 00:11:24 Fat Paulie bet me fifty bucks hecould eat more hot dogs than me.
108 00:11:28 He knocked off twenty four.Guy's an animal.
109 00:11:31 Are you crazy?
110 00:11:32 You lost fifty dollars?
111 00:11:34 Dolores. Please.
112 00:11:38 I ate twenty six.
113 00:11:44 You're so lucky.
114 00:11:46 You know that?
115 00:11:48 Rent is due on Monday.
116 00:11:55 You're gonna get that?
117 00:11:58 Yeah?
118 00:12:00 Hey Lip. Some guy called over here, adoctor. He's looking for a driver.
119 00:12:05 - You interested?- Yeah.
120 00:12:06 They're interviewingguys tomorrow afternoon.
121 00:12:09 The address is...
122 00:12:12 Eight eighty one, 7th avenue, two fifteen.
123 00:12:36 Hey!
124 00:12:37 - Excuse me.- We're not open right now. But you're
125 00:12:39 welcome to buy tickets totonight's performance.
126 00:12:42 Nah. That's not it.
127 00:12:44 I think I got the wrong address.But is there a doctor's office in here?
128 00:12:48 A doctor's office?
129 00:12:50 - Dr Shirley.
130 00:12:51 You have the correct address. Dr Shirleylives upstairs, above the hall.
131 00:13:01 How you doing?
132 00:13:14 I'm here for the driver job.Tony Lip.
133 00:13:19 No Tony Lip.
134 00:13:21 No it should be on there.
135 00:13:26 No... Um...
136 00:13:28 - I have a Tony Val... Valle...- Vallelonga. Yeah, that's me.
137 00:13:35 - Fill it out while you wait.- What?
138 00:13:37 Fill it out while you wait.
139 00:14:04 Have a seat.
140 00:14:33 Mr. Vallelonga, sorry to keep youwaiting.
141 00:14:39 I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.
142 00:14:41 - Tony.- Yes. Please sit down.
143 00:14:48 Some place you got in here.
144 00:14:51 Them horns real?
145 00:14:53 Elephant tusks. Yes.
146 00:14:56 What about that?
147 00:14:58 That a molar?
148 00:15:01 - A what?- A molar.
149 00:15:03 Like a Shark tooth?
150 00:15:05 Tiger's maybe.
151 00:15:07 It was a gift.
152 00:15:09 I thought, I thought Iwas going to a office.
153 00:15:12 They said a doctor needed a driver.
154 00:15:15 That's all they told you?
155 00:15:17 - Yeah.- Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that.
156 00:15:22 Have you ever drivenprofessionally before?
157 00:15:26 Sanitation. Garbage trucks.
158 00:15:29 Plus I drive my boss home at night.But I can drive anything.
159 00:15:33 Limos, tow trucks.
160 00:15:36 Snow palms, whatever.
161 00:15:37 I see. What otherexperience do you have?
162 00:15:40 I worked a lot of joints. The WagonWheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa
163 00:15:44 - In what capacity?- What do you mean?
164 00:15:47 - What did you do there?- Ah...
165 00:15:52 Public relations.
166 00:15:55 Well, first of all, Tony, I'm not amedical doctor. I'm a musician.
167 00:15:59 - You mean like songs?- Yes.
168 00:16:02 I'm about to embark on a concert tour, themajority of which will be down South.
169 00:16:06 - Atlantic city?- No.
170 00:16:09 The deep south. First we're starting in theMidwest, but then we're taking a hard left.
171 00:16:14 Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee,and on down through the Delta.
172 00:16:17 Do you foresee any issues in workingfor a black man?
173 00:16:21 No!
174 00:16:23 No no. Just the otherday me and the wife had
175 00:16:26 a couple of coloredguys over at the house.
176 00:16:30 For drinks.
177 00:16:32 Hmm. I see, you're married.
178 00:16:35 Yeah. Two kids.
179 00:16:39 I am not sure this is the properjob for a married man.
180 00:16:42 Why, we bringing broads?
181 00:16:45 My point is, you'll begone for eight straight
182 00:16:47 weeks, no breaks, rightup until Christmas.
183 00:16:50 You're quite sure you can leaveyour family for that long?
184 00:16:53 Depends on what you're paying.
185 00:16:54 A hundred dollars a week,plus room and board.
186 00:16:58 But let me be crystal clear... I'mnot just hiring a chauffeur.
187 00:17:03 I need someone who can handle my itinerary.Be a personal assistant. I need a valet.
188 00:17:08 I need someone who can laundermy clothes, shine my shoes...
189 00:17:14 Good luck, Doc.
190 00:17:18 Tony.
191 00:17:25 I had my record label ask aroundtown to find me the right man.
192 00:17:29 Your name came up more than once.
193 00:17:32 You've impressed several people withyour... innate ability to handle trouble.
194 00:17:38 And that is why I called andinquired about your availability.
195 00:17:45 OK, here is the deal. I got noproblem being on a road with you.
196 00:17:49 But I ain't no butler.
197 00:17:51 I ain't ironing no shirts, and I'mnot polishing nobody's shoes.
198 00:17:53 You need someone to get you from pointA to point B? You need someone to make
199 00:17:56 sure there's no problems along the way...And believe me you in the deep South
200 00:18:00 there's gonna be problems.
201 00:18:03 So if you want me, it's abuck and a quarter a week.
202 00:18:06 Or go hire the littleChink that just
203 00:18:07 pranced out of here,see how far you get.
204 00:18:12 Well, Mr. Vallelonga.
205 00:18:15 Thank you for stopping by.
206 00:18:30 Hey Bobby.
207 00:18:32 Give me a Rheingold.
208 00:18:34 Ice cold.
209 00:18:44 Mr Tony.
210 00:18:47 Augie asking about you.
211 00:18:50 - Come on, I'm dying of thirst over here!- Shut up. I'm talking.
212 00:18:58 - When?- Now.
213 00:19:00 He in his box.
214 00:19:28 Tony Lip.
215 00:19:30 What the hell happened atthe Copa?
216 00:19:32 I heard you split a guy'sface open.
217 00:19:36 That guy you hit. Mickey Charon.
218 00:19:39 Charlie the Hand's crew.
219 00:19:41 Guess he shoulda known better.
220 00:19:48 Hand asked me to look into it.
221 00:19:50 I spoke to Podell.Whole thing was a...
222 00:19:54 over a piece of ass, right?
223 00:19:56 Yeah.
224 00:19:58 Beef like that should never happeninside the club. They were out of line.
225 00:20:04 So we squashed it.
226 00:20:08 You looking to earn alittle extra scharole?
227 00:20:11 I can keep you busywhile the Copa's down.
228 00:20:14 What I gotta do?
229 00:20:17 Things...
230 00:20:22 Appreciate it, but I'm gonna spendsome time with the family.
231 00:20:27 Don't be stupid. You makeyourself a few extra bucks, buy
232 00:20:30 something nice for that prettylittle your wife of yours.
233 00:20:38 Nah, I'm good. I'mflushed right now.
234 00:20:55 Here's fifty. Pay me sixty byNew Year, you get it back.
235 00:21:03 Hey Lip. Everything OK?
236 00:21:07 What? You got beak trouble Charlie?
237 00:21:10 Mind your business.
238 00:21:16 So come on. Dying to hear whathappened with the doctor interview?
239 00:21:20 He ain't a real doctor, he's apiano player.
240 00:21:23 But I don't understand, why'dthey say that he was a doctor?
241 00:21:27 I don't know. I think he's like adoctor of piano-playing or something.
242 00:21:31 You can be that?
243 00:21:33 I guess. He lives ontop of Carnegie Hall.
244 00:21:36 You shoulda seen this place, Dee.It was filled
245 00:21:38 with statues and allkinds of fancy crap.
246 00:21:41 And he was sitting on topof a friggin' throne all
247 00:21:43 dressed up like the kingof the jungle bunnies.
248 00:21:46 He's colored?
249 00:21:51 - Then you wouldn't last a week with him.- For right money, I would.
250 00:22:06 Yeah.
251 00:22:08 Oh.
252 00:22:10 Look. Uh...
253 00:22:12 Really?
254 00:22:15 OK. OK. Hold on a sec.
255 00:22:17 It's Dr Shirley.
256 00:22:20 The Piano guy, hewants to talk to you.
257 00:22:23 - Me?- Yeah.
258 00:22:25 What? No!
259 00:22:27 Come here. Take it.
260 00:22:29 Just talk.
261 00:22:34 Hello.
262 00:22:37 Good morning, Doctor,it's nice to talk to you.
263 00:22:46 Yes, that is a long time...
264 00:22:51 It is.
265 00:22:55 Yes. I'm sure.
266 00:22:58 Thank you for calling...Bye now.
267 00:23:06 What did he say?
268 00:23:08 He wanted to know if I'dbe okay with him taking
269 00:23:11 my husband away from hisfamily for two months.
270 00:23:15 He said he'd pay youwhat you asked for.
271 00:23:23 - Hey!- Uh huh?
272 00:23:27 It's good money.
273 00:23:29 We need it.
274 00:23:33 I can't be eatin' twenty sixhot dogs every day.
275 00:23:38 I know.
276 00:23:41 I told him it was okayfor you to go.
277 00:23:46 Alright. Hey look. Here'sthe first half of your pay.
278 00:23:49 You're gonna get the restwhen the tour's over.
279 00:23:51 - I gotta get paid every week.- Sorry,
280 00:23:52 that's not how therecord company does it.
281 00:23:54 We gotta have some guaranteeyou're gonna finish the job.
282 00:23:57 Why wouldn't I finish the job?I took it, didn't I?
283 00:24:00 Well, then we got nothing to worry about.
284 00:24:03 Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga.
285 00:24:06 OK! It's your job to getDon to all his tour
286 00:24:08 dates on time. Now ifhe misses any shows,
287 00:24:10 - you're not getting your back-end.- He's not gonna miss any show.
288 00:24:12 Good. Oh, you're gonna need this.
289 00:24:16 Now this is the book I wastelling you about. Sometimes you
290 00:24:18 guys are staying in the samehotel, sometimes you're not.
291 00:24:22 - Oh yeah, I do...- Yeah, don't let me down. Let's go.
292 00:24:35 - Is this the new one?- Yeah. The record company rented it.
293 00:24:39 - Nice huh.- Beautiful.
294 00:24:41 So what my sister have to say aboutyou being gone for three weeks?
295 00:24:44 Eight weeks.
296 00:24:46 Ten-to-one, you slap this moolieout, you come home in under a month.
297 00:24:52 - Hi boys.- Say goodbye to your father.
298 00:24:54 Frankie, Nicky, come here.
299 00:24:56 - Hi, will you be good boys?- Uh huh.
300 00:24:58 - Listen to your mother?- Uh huh.
301 00:25:01 Alright, give me a kiss.I'm counting on you on this.
302 00:25:05 - Don't go too far.- We won't.
303 00:25:11 - Did you go to the A-A-A for the maps?- Yes, no. I mean
304 00:25:14 the record company gave me maps andthe itinerary and this thing.
305 00:25:19 The Negro Motorist Green-Book?
306 00:25:21 Yeah it lists all places coloreds canstay down south. Like, you know,
307 00:25:25 traveling while black.
308 00:25:27 Traveling while black?
309 00:25:28 Yeah. If you're black and yougotta travel for some reason.
310 00:25:31 They had a special book for that?
311 00:25:33 I guess.
312 00:25:34 Did you pack the iron?
313 00:25:36 - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.- How're you gonna press your pants?
314 00:25:38 I'll put 'em under the mattress.
315 00:25:41 I want you to write me a letter
316 00:25:43 - every chance you get.- I can't write letters.
317 00:25:46 - Yes, you can.- I can't write.
318 00:25:48 - Take you five minutes. Promise me.- It's embarrassing.
319 00:25:50 They ain't gonna be no good.
320 00:25:52 It's a lot cheaper than callinglong distance, Tony.
321 00:25:55 Promise me you're gonna write.
322 00:25:57 I promise.
323 00:26:00 Here... Put this in the bank today.
324 00:26:02 It's half my pay.
325 00:26:04 Oh, here is a couple ofsandwiches for you and Dr. Shirley.
326 00:26:08 Thanks.
327 00:26:09 - Be careful.- I will.
328 00:26:12 - I love you.- I love you too, baby.
329 00:26:19 You better be home for Christmas ordon't come home at all!
330 00:26:27 I got it pop. I got it.
331 00:26:56 Hey! I'm Tony.
332 00:26:59 The driver.Bum a smoke?
333 00:27:07 Thanks.
334 00:27:18 So, you're with the band?
335 00:27:21 Oleg. Cello.
336 00:27:24 George. Bass.
337 00:27:25 And we're not a band,we're a trio.
338 00:27:28 Oh, a trio?
339 00:27:30 Right.
340 00:27:31 - Good morning.- Good morning.
341 00:27:58 Thank you, Amit.
342 00:28:01 Have a wonderful trip, Sir.
343 00:29:12 Tony, the first thing I'd like youto do, when we arrive in the city,
344 00:29:15 is check the piano where I'm playing, makesure it's a Steinway as per my contract.
345 00:29:22 And can you see to it that there isa bottle of Cutty Sark in my room
346 00:29:26 every night.
347 00:29:28 Every night?
348 00:29:31 Well if you ever needany help with that...
349 00:29:33 I won't.
350 00:29:37 Ten-and-two on thewheel, please.
351 00:29:42 Hey Doc.
352 00:29:44 I noticed on the itinerary thing,
353 00:29:46 last show's on the 23rd December.
354 00:29:49 - Right?- Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show.
355 00:29:52 So, any way we could maybehit the road early next
356 00:29:54 morning so we could be homein time for Christmas Eve?
357 00:29:57 We'll see.
358 00:29:58 Appreciate it.
359 00:30:01 Could you put out the cigarette please?
360 00:30:03 Why?
361 00:30:05 I can't breath back here.
362 00:30:10 What are you talking about? Smoke's goinginto my lungs. I'm doing all the work here.
363 00:30:13 Thank you.
364 00:31:07 What are you looking at?
365 00:31:11 - You speak German, huh?- That was Russian.
366 00:31:14 Yeah, I was stationed in Germany inthe army.
367 00:31:16 I can pick up a little bit ofwhat you're saying there.
368 00:31:19 Watch out for them Krauts.
369 00:31:22 They're all snakes.
370 00:31:23 Kennedy shoulda bombed 'emwhen he had the chance.
371 00:31:26 Plus now them Cuban bastards.
372 00:31:30 Ain't they supposedto be following us?
373 00:31:33 They have the itinerary. Aslong as they get to the show
374 00:31:35 on time, I am not worried aboutit and neither should you.
375 00:31:39 I ain't worried about nothing.
376 00:31:42 Fact, when you see me worried, you'll know.
377 00:31:45 - You'll know if I'm worried.- Tony. How about some quite time?
378 00:31:49 Sure.
379 00:31:54 It's amazing you said that.
380 00:31:56 How about some quite time?
381 00:31:58 Dolores, my wife, sheused to say that all
382 00:32:00 time, well not all thetime, but you know...
383 00:32:02 She says it when I comeoff from work some time,
384 00:32:04 you know, she's been withthe kids all that day.
385 00:32:06 And she would say, Tony...How about some quite time?
386 00:32:08 Exactly like how you said it.
387 00:32:10 It means... amazing.
388 00:32:19 How was that?
389 00:32:22 Salty.
390 00:32:26 Have you ever consideredbecoming a food critic?
391 00:32:31 No... Not really.
392 00:32:34 Why? Is there money in it?
393 00:32:35 I'm just saying, you have a marvelousway with words when describing food.
394 00:32:40 SALTY!
395 00:32:43 So vivid. One canalmost taste it.
396 00:32:46 I'm saying it's salty.
397 00:32:48 And salt's cheating.
398 00:32:50 Any cook can make things salty.But to make it taste
399 00:32:52 good without the salt, withjust the other flavors
400 00:32:54 that's the trick.
401 00:32:56 We should really get going soon if weexpect to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.
402 00:33:02 When I was in the army
403 00:33:03 I knew a guy from Pittsburgh
404 00:33:05 except he called it Tits-burgh
405 00:33:08 he saidall the women there have huge tits.
406 00:33:12 That's absurd.
407 00:33:14 Why would women in Pittsburgh have largerbreasts than, say, women in New York?
408 00:33:18 Guess we'll find out, huh?
409 00:33:23 You know, when youfirst hired me
410 00:33:25 my wife went out bought one of yourrecords, one about the orphans.
411 00:33:29 Orphans?
412 00:33:31 Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kidssitting around a campfire?
413 00:33:36 Orpheus.
414 00:33:39 Yeah.
415 00:33:40 Orpheus in the Underworld.It's based on a French Opera.
416 00:33:43 And those weren'tchildren on the cover.
417 00:33:46 Those were demon in the bowels of hell.
418 00:33:49 No shit. Must havebeen naughty kids.
419 00:34:07 - What are you doing?- I gotta take a leak. Doc.
420 00:34:11 - Here? Now?- You want me to piss my pants?
421 00:35:33 Oh hey Doc, good afternoon.
422 00:35:37 Take this for anyincidentals we may need.
423 00:35:40 If you want to buy something, you don'thave to ask, just keep the receipt please.
424 00:35:44 When it runs low let me know.
425 00:35:46 Oh, thanks.
426 00:35:47 One more thing.
427 00:35:51 We will be attending many eventsbefore and after the concerts
428 00:35:55 interacting with some of the wealthiest andmost highly-educated people in the country.
429 00:35:59 It is my feelingthat your diction
430 00:36:02 however charming it may be in thetri-state area, could use some
431 00:36:05 finessing.
432 00:36:07 You mean diction,like in what way?
433 00:36:11 Like in the only way the word is ever used.
434 00:36:14 Okay.
435 00:36:16 Your intonation, inflection,your choice of words.
436 00:36:19 I got my own problems,now I gotta worry about
437 00:36:22 what people thinkabout the way I talk?
438 00:36:24 There are simple techniques I can teach youthat are quite effective. I can help you.
439 00:36:27 I don't need no goddamn help.
440 00:36:29 People don't like the way I talk,they can go take a shit.
441 00:36:32 - The profanity is another issue.- A fanabla, why you breaking my balls?
442 00:36:37 Because you can do better. Mr Vallelonga.
443 00:36:39 Which brings meto one more point
444 00:36:41 as the guest of honor, I willbe introduced when entering
445 00:36:44 these intimate events. Youwill be introduced as well.
446 00:36:47 In my humble opinion
447 00:36:50 Vallelonga may be difficult topronounce.
448 00:36:52 So, I was thinking...
449 00:36:55 Valle would be more appropriate.Tony Valle.
450 00:36:58 Short and sweet.
451 00:37:01 Nah!
452 00:37:02 If they got a problem withVallelonga, they can call me Tony Lip.
453 00:37:05 These are genteel people. Tony Lip mightbe a little...
454 00:37:10 worldly for them.
455 00:37:12 Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga.
456 00:37:14 All these high-class people, so muchsmarter than me, with their intelligence
457 00:37:18 and speaking abilities, you're tellingme they can't pronounce my name?
458 00:37:22 They don't like it, they can shove itup their ass, I'll just wait outside.
459 00:37:27 That sound compromised.
460 00:37:45 Ladies and gentlemen,tonight we are
461 00:37:48 privileged to present agreat American artist.
462 00:37:51 He gave his first publicperformance at the age of three.
463 00:37:55 At age eighteen, at ArthurFiedler's invitation, our
464 00:37:59 guest made his concertdebut with the Boston Pops.
465 00:38:02 He holds Doctorates in Psychology,in Music, and in the Liturgical Arts
466 00:38:08 and he had performed at the White Housetwice in the past fourteen months.
467 00:38:12 He is a true virtuoso.
468 00:38:15 Virtuoso... that's Italian.
469 00:38:20 Means he's really good.
470 00:38:23 So Ladies and gentleman, pleasewelcome The Don Shirley Trio!
471 00:40:08 Hey, it's your dice, I'm justhaving a lucky night.
472 00:40:11 Tony.
473 00:40:13 Boss man's calling.
474 00:40:15 He ain't my boss. I workfor the record company.
475 00:40:18 I work for the record company too.
476 00:40:20 Come on man! Give us achance to win back our loot!
477 00:40:23 I'm sorry, fellas, duty calls!
478 00:40:25 Duty calls?
479 00:40:27 Look man, my duty isgetting my money back.
480 00:40:30 I've been looking for you.
481 00:40:31 Yeah sorry. The guys werehaving a little game.
482 00:40:34 Next time you need extramoney, you just ask me.
483 00:40:37 More fun winning it.
484 00:40:39 Then what if you lost?
485 00:40:41 Craps and cards, I don't lose, Doc.
486 00:40:43 I don't lose.
487 00:40:46 So stooping down in the gravel pitchingdice for pocket change makes you a winner?
488 00:40:51 What are you giving me shit for?Everybody was doing it.
489 00:40:53 They didn't have a choicewhether to be inside or out.
490 00:40:58 You did.
491 00:41:02 And wipe off your knees,you have dirt on them.
492 00:41:25 Dear Dolores... How are you?I am fine...
493 00:41:30 I'm eating realgood, hamburgers mostly
494 00:41:33 so don't worry about me noteating good.
495 00:41:36 I saw Dr. Shirleyplay the piano. Tonight.
496 00:41:40 He doesn't play like a colored guy.He plays like Liberace but better.
497 00:41:46 He's like a genius I think.
498 00:41:48 When I look at him in therear-view mirror, I can
499 00:41:50 tell he's always thinkingabout stuff in his head.
500 00:41:53 I guess that's what geniuses do.
501 00:41:56 But it don't lookfun to be that smart.
502 00:41:59 I miss you very very much.
503 00:42:11 - Who is this?- Who?
504 00:42:14 On the radio?
505 00:42:16 Lil' Richard.
506 00:42:18 Really? That's Little Richard?
507 00:42:21 Yeah. Think you couldplay something like this, Doc?
508 00:42:26 I don't know. Soundsvery complicated.
509 00:42:29 Ain't that right.
510 00:42:32 So where did this “Tonythe Lip” moniker come from?
511 00:42:35 It's not Tony the Lip.
512 00:42:37 It's Tony Lip.One word.
513 00:42:40 I got it when I was a kid.Because my friends
514 00:42:42 said I was the best bullshitartist in the Bronx.
515 00:42:45 - Why are you smiling?- What do you mean?
516 00:42:49 It doesn't bother youthat your friends, the
517 00:42:51 people closest to you,consider you a liar?
518 00:42:53 Who said liar?I said bullshit artist.
519 00:42:57 - Then what's the difference?- Cause I don't lie. Ever.
520 00:43:01 I'm just good at talking people into, youknow, doing things they don't wanna do.
521 00:43:05 By bulletin 'em.
522 00:43:07 And you're proud of that?
523 00:43:10 Well it got me this job.
524 00:43:17 Wait a minute. You're full of shit!You never heard of Chubby Checker?
525 00:43:20 Of course I've heard of him,I just never heard his music before.
526 00:43:23 But I like this. This is nice.
527 00:43:27 He's got a silky voice...very smooth.
528 00:43:30 This is what everybodyis dancing to now.
529 00:43:32 Eyes on the road Tony.
530 00:43:36 You know this song?
531 00:43:38 - I don't think so. No.- How could you not know this music?
532 00:43:42 Aretha Frank.
533 00:43:45 Chubby Checker, Lil' Richard, SamCooke.
534 00:43:47 Come on Doc, theseare your people!
535 00:44:05 - You want anything? I'm gonna pack smoke.- No thank you.
536 00:44:42 Nice turn Mike, what he makes it up?
537 00:44:47 Snatch an apple Doc.
538 00:44:55 Before we pull out Tony,we need to have a talk.
539 00:45:00 - Yeah?- Oleg told me what you did.
540 00:45:02 What I do?
541 00:45:04 You stole a jadestone from the store.
542 00:45:06 - No I didn't.- He watched you do it.
543 00:45:08 I didn't steal no stone.
544 00:45:10 You picked it up and youput it in your pocket.
545 00:45:12 I picked up a rock up off the ground.I didn't steal from the box.
546 00:45:15 Now why would youpick up a rock off the ground?
547 00:45:17 I don't know.
548 00:45:19 'Cause that ain't stealing.Just a regular rock.
549 00:45:22 And why would youwant a regular rock?
550 00:45:25 To have.
551 00:45:26 - For luck maybe.- A lucky rock.
552 00:45:28 - Yeah.- Let me see it.
553 00:45:45 Take it back and pay for it.
554 00:45:49 I told you that Kraut was a sneak. Ratsme out for something I didn't even do.
555 00:45:53 Pay for the stone, Tony,you'll feel better.
556 00:45:55 I feel fine.
557 00:45:56 And I ain't paying for noregular rock I found in the dirt.
558 00:46:00 Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga.
559 00:46:07 Put it back.
560 00:46:32 - You feel better?- No.
561 00:46:35 If you'd like, Tony, I would happilybuy you that stone.
562 00:46:38 Don't bother. You tookall the fun out of it.
563 00:47:18 Excuse me, Sir.
564 00:47:21 - I'm with the band.- You're all set up.
565 00:47:23 - This isn't the piano, right?- That's it.
566 00:47:26 It ain't a Steinway.
567 00:47:29 So what?
568 00:47:30 Dr. Shirley only plays on Steinway-brandpianos. It's in his written contract.
569 00:47:35 - Who's Dr. Shirley?- Dr. Shirley...
570 00:47:38 the Don Shirley Trio?
571 00:47:39 They're playing tonight.
572 00:47:40 - Does it really matter?- Yeah, it does, to this contract.
573 00:47:46 Come on man, these coons can play onanything you put in front of them.
574 00:47:54 But it's a piece of shit.
575 00:47:56 And there is garbage in there.
576 00:47:57 - So, take it out.- What'd you say?
577 00:48:02 You heard me.
578 00:48:07 Hey, you got 2-3 hours.Just get a clean Steinway in here.
579 00:48:11 - There ain't no Steinway on campus.- Not my problem.
580 00:48:15 I bet there is not two Steinwayin the whole state of Indiana.
581 00:48:18 I guess you bettermove your ass then.
582 00:48:20 Who do you think you'retalking to, grease ball?
583 00:48:52 Dear Dolores... This morning I hadsteak and eggs. For breakfast.
584 00:48:57 The band has been playing at veryritzy joints.
585 00:49:01 Dr. Shirley and I are gettingalong pretty good, but sometimes
586 00:49:05 I think he gets sad andthat's why he drinks too much.
587 00:49:09 I never knew how very beautiful thiscountry was. Now that I'm seeing it I know.
588 00:49:15 You wouldn't believe how beautiful natureis, it is as beautiful as they say.
589 00:49:20 And the traffic out here in the countryis nothing, which is fine by me.
590 00:49:24 “Right now I'm eatingspaghetti and meatballs in a
591 00:49:27 diner that tastes likeketchup on Chinese noodles.
592 00:49:30 “We are heading down south now...I will write you
593 00:49:33 another letter when we get down south.I love you.
594 00:49:37 - Your husband Tony. P.S.- Kiss the kids for me.
595 00:49:49 You got any family, Doc?
596 00:49:51 - Not really.- Not really?
597 00:49:53 Either you do or you don't.
598 00:49:56 It's a long story, Tony.
599 00:49:58 What, we're in a hurry now?
600 00:50:02 Let's hear it.
601 00:50:05 I have a brother somewhere.
602 00:50:08 We used to get togetheronce in a while... but it
603 00:50:10 got more and moredifficult to stay in touch.
604 00:50:13 Curse of being a musician I guess.
605 00:50:16 Always on the road
606 00:50:18 like a carnival worker.
607 00:50:21 Or a criminal.
608 00:50:23 Took quite a toll on my marriage aswell.
609 00:50:26 - You're married?- Was.
610 00:50:28 June, good person.
611 00:50:32 Terrible grammar,but a kind soul.
612 00:50:34 - You'll quite like her.- June?
613 00:50:37 Like month?
614 00:50:41 Unfortunately, I couldn't do ahusband act and a concert pianist act.
615 00:50:46 Couldn't seem to manage both worlds.
616 00:50:51 Kentucky Fried Chicken.
617 00:50:53 In Kentucky! When'sthat ever gonna happen?!
618 00:51:11 - Hey, you want some?- I'm fine. Thank you Tony.
619 00:51:18 I think this is the best KentuckyFried Chicken I ever had.
620 00:51:23 But I guess it's fresherdown here, right?
621 00:51:25 I don't think I've ever metanyone with your appetite.
622 00:51:27 No, I bought the bucketso you could have some.
623 00:51:30 I've never had friedchicken in my life.
624 00:51:33 Who you bulletin? You people love the friedchicken, the grits, the colored greens
625 00:51:39 I love it, too.
626 00:51:40 The negro cooks used to makeit all time when I was in the army.
627 00:51:43 You have a very narrowassessment of me, Tony.
628 00:51:46 Yeah right? I'm good.
629 00:51:48 No, you're not good, you're bad.
630 00:51:51 I'm saying, just because other Negrosenjoy certain types of music, it
631 00:51:54 doesn't mean I have to. Nor do weall have to eat the same kind food.
632 00:51:58 Wait a minute. If you said all guineaslike pizza and spaghetti and meatballs
633 00:52:03 - I'm not gonna get insulted.- Well, you're missing the point.
634 00:52:06 For you to make theassumption that every Negro...
635 00:52:08 - Hey, you want some or not?- No.
636 00:52:10 Here. Come on.
637 00:52:11 - Tell me that don't smell good?- It smells okay
638 00:52:15 I prefer not toget grease on my blanket.
639 00:52:18 Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankie.Come on, have a piece.
640 00:52:22 It ain't gonna kill ya.Come on. Take it easy.
641 00:52:24 - No.- Take it.
642 00:52:25 - I'm gonna throw it in the back.- Don't you dare.
643 00:52:28 - Then you better take it.- How? Do you have plates? Or utensils?
644 00:52:31 Bah fongool! Eat itwith your hands,
645 00:52:33 - that's how you're supposed to.- I can't do that.
646 00:52:35 Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive.Ten and two on the wheels.
647 00:52:38 Take it. Take it. Come on.
648 00:52:41 There you go.
649 00:52:44 - I can't do this Tony.- Eat the goddamn thing.
650 00:52:49 Jesus.
651 00:53:00 What, no good?
652 00:53:08 Just seems...
653 00:53:10 so unsanitary.
654 00:53:13 Who gives a shit?
655 00:53:14 Just relax and enjoy it.
656 00:53:17 My father used to say,
657 00:53:20 whatever you do, doit a hundred percent.
658 00:53:23 When you work, work,when you laugh, laugh,
659 00:53:25 when you eat, eat likeit's your last meal.
660 00:53:29 You want another piece?Here, have a breast.
661 00:53:32 Delicious.
662 00:53:35 Take it. There you go.
663 00:53:37 What do we do about the bones?
664 00:53:42 We do this.
665 00:53:45 This is what we do.
666 00:53:54 There you go.
667 00:54:06 What's the big deal with that?Squirrels will eat it anyway.
668 00:54:48 This can't be right.
669 00:54:52 Says right here.
670 00:54:54 Cozy as your own home.
671 00:54:57 Place looks like my ass.
672 00:54:59 This is the place.
673 00:55:07 Square one please.
674 00:55:10 - Just this one?- Thank you.
675 00:55:16 Hey... Uh...
676 00:55:18 If you need anything, I'll be rightup the street at the Easton Inn.
677 00:55:22 Thank you Tony.
678 00:55:28 - Hey Floyd, we ready?- Tulley, I can't play, my problem.
679 00:55:35 Hey, fancy-pants, you wanna play?
680 00:55:40 - I beg your pardon.- Come on brother, we short in men.
681 00:55:44 I... I'd rather not.
682 00:55:46 What, you too high and mighty?
683 00:55:50 He's just afraid of gettingthat butler uniform all that dusty!
684 00:55:55 I'm just...
685 00:55:58 I'm on my way outto meet a friend.
686 00:56:01 Yeah, thanks for nothing?
687 00:56:06 - Floyd, come on man.- Shut your ass up man, leave me alone.
688 00:56:44 Vacation without aggravation.
689 00:56:57 Delightful dinners for particular people.
690 00:57:02 - Yeah?- Get up! It's George. Get up.
691 00:57:06 Tony come on. Hurry up!
692 00:57:10 Dr. Shirley's in trouble.
693 00:57:12 I went out for a drink,I walk into this bar,
694 00:57:14 and Dr Shirley's in theregetting bounced around!
695 00:57:16 I didn't want to leave him,but I didn't know what to do!
696 00:57:19 Who let him out of his cage? Andthey put that little tie on him too?
697 00:57:22 Who you are dressed out?
698 00:57:26 Get your hands off him.
699 00:57:30 What in the good goddamnwe got here, fellas?
700 00:57:33 Hand him over, we walkout, won't be a problem.
701 00:57:36 I just wanted a drink Tony.
702 00:57:39 Hey, I told you, we'llleave. Not a big deal.
703 00:57:42 Come on.
704 00:57:42 He ain't going nowhere, we need aBrillo pad to wash them dishes with.
705 00:57:46 Listen assholes, do yourselfa favor and let him go.
706 00:57:50 Now!
707 00:57:54 Say it nice.
708 00:57:56 I just said it nice.
709 00:57:58 This boy's gonna getwhat he's got coming to him.
710 00:58:04 And you... youain't got no say!
711 00:58:10 Maybe.
712 00:58:11 But, whatever happenshere, I'm gonna put a
713 00:58:14 bullet right in the middleof your thick skull.
714 00:58:18 He ain't got no gun, Ray.
715 00:58:20 He's fulla shit.
716 00:58:22 What if he ain't?
717 00:58:28 Well, I sure ain't.
718 00:58:30 And I ain't about to let thiscome to pass in my place.
719 00:58:37 Let the spook go. Let him go.
720 00:58:40 Come on.
721 00:58:43 Get him outta here.
722 00:58:45 I want these Yankeesoff from my property.
723 00:58:49 - Go home.- Come on George, go, go.
724 00:58:55 Go home.
725 00:59:03 You out of your mind?
726 00:59:04 I'm sorry. I didn't meanto put you in that position.
727 00:59:09 Wait, wait, wait!
728 00:59:10 You wanna throw up again?
729 00:59:14 I'm OK.
730 00:59:16 Hones to God Doc,I don't understand you.
731 00:59:18 You could have drunk here.You got a whole bottle.
732 00:59:21 - I just needed some air.- Air?
733 00:59:23 Do you know where you are?
734 00:59:26 Does the geographyreally matter?
735 00:59:30 - What?- If I was in a bar...
736 00:59:33 in your neighborhood, would...
737 00:59:36 the conversation be any different?
738 00:59:40 From now on you don't go nowherewithout me.
739 00:59:43 Nowhere!
740 00:59:46 - Got it?- I understand.
741 00:59:49 - Where is your room?- Tony.
742 00:59:52 What?
743 00:59:55 Do you really have a gun?
744 00:59:57 'Course not.
745 01:00:00 Doc, where's your goddamn room?
746 01:00:07 - There it is.- Come on. Over there?
747 01:00:09 Let me get you to bed Doc. You gota big show tomorrow night. C'mon.
748 01:00:35 Louisville. Thank you foryour warm hospitality!
749 01:00:45 Thank you.
750 01:00:54 - Don't be lazy Tony, enunciate.- I ain't.
751 01:00:57 - Betty bought a bit of better butter.- Betty bought.
752 01:01:01 Betty bought... butter...
753 01:01:03 Who says that?
754 01:01:05 Butter uh...
755 01:01:06 you have to startsomewhere Tony.
756 01:01:08 A singer does vocal exercises, anathlete warms up, before they rehearse.
757 01:01:11 Athletes practice,they don't rehearse.
758 01:01:15 Ah, shit!
759 01:02:42 Ladies and gentlemen, our veryspecial guest from the far north...
760 01:02:47 Don Shirley!
761 01:02:53 Accompanying Mr. Shirley,the members of his trio...
762 01:02:56 Oleg Malakhov, GeorgeDyer, and his associate,
763 01:03:01 Tony Vallla... Valleg... Valle...Valley... lohnja.
764 01:03:11 This is my lovely wife Margaret.
765 01:03:13 If you gentlemen don't mind, I'm going tosteal Donnie away for some introductions.
766 01:03:25 - What's that?- Pimiento-cheese sandwich, sir.
767 01:03:27 Yeah, I'll try that one.
768 01:03:40 Sorry! Not for me.
769 01:03:49 Earlier this week, we asked our helpwhat Mr. Shirley might like for supper.
770 01:03:54 So the boys in the kitchen whipped upa special menu in honor of our guest.
771 01:03:58 Gentlemen.
772 01:04:00 Home cooked fried chicken.
773 01:04:09 There you go. Bring them in.Serve it up hot.
774 01:04:44 Thank you.
775 01:04:47 We return after a brief intermission.
776 01:04:52 - Excuse me, Don. Lovely work in there.- Why! Thank you!
777 01:04:57 Are you looking for the commode?Here, let me help you.
778 01:05:00 Right out there 'fore that pine.
779 01:05:07 I'd prefer not to use that.
780 01:05:09 Well, don't be silly, Don. Itlooks a lot worse from the outside.
781 01:05:13 And I'd suppose you'dknow from experience.
782 01:05:15 What? Never had any complains.
783 01:05:21 Well, I could return to my moteland use the facilities there.
784 01:05:26 But... that would takeat least a half an hour.
785 01:05:32 We don't mind waiting.
786 01:05:36 Why don't I just pull over... Youcan piss in the woods?
787 01:05:39 Animals go in the woods.
788 01:05:41 But it's gonna be atleast twenty minutes if
789 01:05:42 I gotta go all the wayback to your motel.
790 01:05:44 So let's just get there so Ican go back and finish the show.
791 01:05:48 See, that's the differencebetween you and me.
792 01:05:50 - I'd have zero problem goin' in the woods.- I'm well aware.
793 01:05:53 Why you sore at me? I don'tmake the rules down here.
794 01:05:56 No? Then who does?
795 01:06:00 Oh! you saying just 'causeI'm white
796 01:06:03 and they're white? You know, that's a veryprejudice thing you just said there.
797 01:06:07 A very prejudice thing.
798 01:06:09 I got more in common with thehymies at Second Avenue Deli
799 01:06:11 than I do with thesehillbilly pricks down here.
800 01:06:14 - Eyes on the road.- You always say that when
801 01:06:16 - you don't like what I'm saying.- Eyes on the road!
802 01:06:23 I don't get it.
803 01:06:25 How does he smile and shaketheir hands like that?
804 01:06:28 If they tried to pullthat outhouse shit on me,
805 01:06:30 I'd piss right on theirliving room floor.
806 01:06:34 Don't do that.
807 01:06:38 We have many concert dates left.
808 01:06:43 Yeah... So...?
809 01:06:45 You realize we are contractuallyobliged to perform them?
810 01:06:49 Of course I do.
811 01:06:51 You don't play,we don't get paid.
812 01:06:53 What's your point?
813 01:06:55 Ugly circumstances aregoing to happen again.
814 01:06:58 - So control yourself.- Don't lecture me, you rat.
815 01:07:05 Dr. Shirley could'vestayed up north getting
816 01:07:07 rear-end kissed atPark Avenue parties
817 01:07:09 for three times money
818 01:07:11 but he asked for this.
819 01:07:18 Why?
820 01:07:39 What on God's greenearth are you doing?
821 01:07:42 A letter.
822 01:07:43 Looks more like apiecemeal ransom note.
823 01:07:46 May I?
824 01:07:55 Dear, Dolores...
825 01:07:58 D-E-A-R, this isn't animal.
826 01:08:00 I'm meeting all the highlyleading citizens of the town.
827 01:08:06 People that use big words, allof them
828 01:08:09 but you know me, I get by,
829 01:08:12 I'm a good bullshitter.
830 01:08:14 Two “t”s in “bullshitter.”
831 01:08:16 As I'm writing this letter,I'm eating potato chips
832 01:08:20 and I'm starting to get thirsty.
833 01:08:24 I washed my socks anddried them on the TV.
834 01:08:28 - I should have brung the iron.- You know this is pathetic right?
835 01:08:33 Tell me what you're trying to say.
836 01:08:38 - You know, how I miss her and shit.- You didn't say that.
837 01:08:42 But do it in a manner that noone else has ever done it before.
838 01:08:45 And without the profanity.
839 01:08:47 Something like... Put this down.
840 01:08:54 - Dear Dolores...- Oh God no!
841 01:08:58 D-E-A-R, Dolores.
842 01:09:03 When-I-think-of-you...
843 01:09:06 I'm-reminded of-the-beautifulplains of Iowa.
844 01:09:11 What planes?
845 01:09:13 The plains. P-L-A-I-N-S.Those big fields we saw.
846 01:09:18 Yeah, those were nice.PLAINS.
847 01:09:22 Which what they callbig fields around here.
848 01:09:29 Tony, no expounding.
849 01:09:31 - A what?- Just write what I say.
850 01:09:33 - I'm good.- The distance between us
851 01:09:39 is breaking my spirit...
852 01:09:42 between us...
853 01:09:44 My time and experiences withoutyou are meaningless to me.
854 01:09:53 Falling in love with you was theeasiest thing I have ever done.
855 01:09:57 Falling... in love...with you...
856 01:10:02 is very fucking romantic.
857 01:10:05 It was the easiestthing I have ever done.
858 01:10:08 Nothing matters to me but you.
859 01:10:11 And everyday I am alive, I'm aware of this.
860 01:10:15 I loved you the day I metyou, I love you today...
861 01:10:19 And I will love youto rest of my life.
862 01:10:25 - So can I put the “P.S., kiss the kids”?- A P.S.?
863 01:10:29 Yeah, like a the end.
864 01:10:31 That's like clanging a cowbell atthe end of Shostakovitch's 7th.
865 01:10:36 Right... So that's good?
866 01:10:40 It's perfect Tony.
867 01:10:46 Everybody talks aboutWillie Maze, 1954, wasn't
868 01:10:49 even the greatest catcherin the polo grounds.
869 01:10:51 That was Joe, 1936,2nd game at world
870 01:10:55 series, final out, 500 feet...
871 01:11:02 Do you like that Doc?
872 01:11:03 - That's a handsome suit.- Sharp.
873 01:11:07 Guy looks just like you.
874 01:11:09 He does?
875 01:11:12 Oh... Size-wise. Yeah!
876 01:11:17 He's about a forty two.
877 01:11:19 Why don't you try on that?
878 01:11:22 What, you gotta wear atuxedo on stage every night?
879 01:11:25 You could mix it up a little back.
880 01:11:28 Now, see how that looks on you.We got plenty of time.
881 01:11:33 I'll be right back.
882 01:11:35 - How you doing?- May I help you sir?
883 01:11:38 Yeah. We wanna try on thatbeautiful Grey suit in the window.
884 01:11:41 - You got it in a 42?- Of course.
885 01:11:46 - That's the one.- Dressing room's in the back, sir.
886 01:11:50 Thank you. That'llbe just a moment.
887 01:11:53 Take your time Doc, I'llcheck out some ties for you.
888 01:11:57 Uh, excuse me, you're notallowed to try that on.
889 01:12:03 I beg your pardon?
890 01:12:05 If you would like to purchase it first,we'll be happy to tailor it to your needs.
891 01:12:11 I see.
892 01:13:16 Yeah?
893 01:13:18 F me.
894 01:13:32 Hey officer, I got acall about Dr. Shirley.
895 01:13:36 Come on.
896 01:13:41 His friends hate her.
897 01:13:44 Thank you.
898 01:13:50 Give the guy a towel,for Chrissakes?
899 01:13:53 - You the lawyer?- No.
900 01:13:55 Well you should call one.We're taking your Auntie in.
901 01:13:57 For what?
902 01:13:58 Manager caught himand the other guy...
903 01:14:04 Can't we get the cuffs off him, let himput his pants on? We talk about this?
904 01:14:09 Sure we could. But we ain't.
905 01:14:12 OK, look, we're out ofhere tomorrow morning...
906 01:14:16 you'll never see us again. There's gottabe something due to work this out.
907 01:14:21 What if, uh, you let him go, and Igive you something to thank you?
908 01:14:26 - You bribing us?- No. Hell no. A gift.
909 01:14:30 - A thank you.- What kind of thank you?
910 01:14:34 Like... a donation to the police force.To you guys.
911 01:14:39 Whatever you want.
912 01:14:42 You like suits?
913 01:14:44 I was walking through your nice town today,and I seen a store that was selling suits.
914 01:14:49 Primo suits.
915 01:14:51 What if... as a thank you... adonation... I buy you each a suit?
916 01:14:58 You get all dressed up, you takethe wife out for dinner.
917 01:15:02 I mean... Guys like you, youwork hard, you deserve it.
918 01:15:13 They were wrong for the way theytreated me, and you rewarded them.
919 01:15:18 I was hired to get you from one show to thenext. How I do it shouldn't matter to you.
920 01:15:23 - I just wish you hadn't paid them off.- I did what I had to do.
921 01:15:27 You know, if this got outit would kill your career.
922 01:15:29 OK. Tony.
923 01:15:31 I need you to stop it with your phonyaltruism and concern for my career.
924 01:15:36 What the hell does that mean?
925 01:15:37 You were only thinkingabout yourself back there
926 01:15:39 because you know if I miss a show,it comes out of your pocket book.
927 01:15:42 Of course I don't want you to missa show, you ungrateful bastard!
928 01:15:45 You think I'm doingthis for my health?
929 01:15:47 Tonight I saved your ass, so showa little appreciation... Maybe?
930 01:15:51 Besides, I told you neverto go nowhere without me!
931 01:15:56 I assumed you would wantthis to be the exception.
932 01:16:34 Want me to get some makeup orsomething before the show?
933 01:16:38 No I'm fine.
934 01:16:39 - You sure? Bruise kindda shrugs.- I said I'm fine.
935 01:16:44 Okay.
936 01:17:00 Tony Lip?
937 01:17:02 Dominic. The hell youguys doing here?
938 01:17:04 Brooklyn sent us down...take care of a few things.
939 01:17:42 I am working here.
940 01:17:52 Sorry Doc, they are somefriends from New York.
941 01:17:56 Hey, you get Dr Shirley's luggage?Alright.
942 01:18:32 Called his room. He'll bedown in a minute.
943 01:18:44 - Hey Doc.- Where are you off to?
944 01:18:48 Just going downstairs.To have a drink.
945 01:19:03 Tony...
946 01:19:05 I think you're doinga wonderful job.
947 01:19:08 So...
948 01:19:11 I would like to formally offer youthe position of my road manager.
949 01:19:14 With the title...
950 01:19:16 also comes more responsibility but
951 01:19:19 that also means a raise in pay.
952 01:19:22 No. No. No, thanks.
953 01:19:27 I mean, we agreed on a hundred andtwenty-five a week, plus expenses.
954 01:19:31 That's our deal. Right?
955 01:19:36 I ain't goin' nowhere, Doc. I wasjust goin' down to tell 'em.
956 01:19:50 Tony...
957 01:19:56 I'm sorry about last night.
958 01:20:02 Don't worry about it.
959 01:20:06 I been working nightclubs inthe New York city my whole life...
960 01:20:09 I know it's...
961 01:20:12 complicated world.
962 01:20:26 So, where'd you learnhow to play like that?
963 01:20:29 My mother.
964 01:20:30 Your mother... Really?
965 01:20:34 She taught me how toplay in an old spinet.
966 01:20:38 Soon as I could walk.
967 01:20:40 Travel around the Florida panhandle...
968 01:20:43 Put on my little showsand perishes in halls...
969 01:20:47 Fortunately a man whohad seen me play
970 01:20:49 arranged for me to study at theLeningrad Conservatory of Music.
971 01:20:53 I was the first Negroever accepted there.
972 01:20:55 So that's where they taughtyou all them songs you play?
973 01:20:58 Actually, I was trainedto play classical music.
974 01:21:00 Brahms, Franz Liszt,Beethoven, Chopin...
975 01:21:06 it's all I ever wanted to play.
976 01:21:09 But I was persuaded by my record company topursue a career in popular music instead.
977 01:21:15 They insisted thataudiences would never
978 01:21:17 accept a negro pianiston the classical stage.
979 01:21:20 Wanted to turn me into justanother “colored entertainer.”
980 01:21:25 You know the guy who...
981 01:21:27 smoking while he's playing, sets a glass ofwhiskey on his piano and then he complains
982 01:21:32 because he's not respectedlike Arthur Rubinstein.
983 01:21:36 You don't see Arthur Rubenstein puttinga glass of whiskey on his piano.
984 01:21:42 I don't know...
985 01:21:44 I think if you stuck to that classicstuff it would've been a big mistake.
986 01:21:48 A mistake? Performing the music Itrained my entire life to play?
987 01:21:52 Trained? What are you, a seal?
988 01:21:55 People love what you do.
989 01:21:57 Anyone can sound like Beethoven orJoe Pan or them other guys you said.
990 01:22:02 But your music, what you do...
991 01:22:07 Only you can do that.
992 01:22:12 Thank you Tony.
993 01:22:18 But... not everyone can playChopin...
994 01:22:22 not like I can.
995 01:22:28 The trees have shedtheir leafy clothing
996 01:22:31 and their colors have fadedto grays and browns.
997 01:22:34 I saw a millions of trees all dustedwith snow just like out of a fairy tale.
998 01:22:40 Oh, he's so expressive.
999 01:22:42 Gotta admit, Lip's letters...
1000 01:22:45 - They are not bad.- Oh well! It's in the family.
1001 01:22:48 They say our great,great, great grandfather
1002 01:22:50 helped Da Vinci withthe Sixteen Chapel.
1003 01:22:53 You mean Michelangelo?
1004 01:22:54 Right.
1005 01:22:55 What is Michelangelo haveto do with writing letters?
1006 01:22:58 - I'm just saying, we're an arty family.- I would count the hours...
1007 01:23:02 minutes... and seconds...until you are in my arms.
1008 01:23:07 Love you, Tony.
1009 01:23:09 P.S. KISS THE KIDS.
1010 01:23:11 - John.- Yeah?
1011 01:23:14 I want a letter.
1012 01:23:16 Yeah, as soon as you make a meal.
1013 01:23:32 Eyes on the road.
1014 01:24:00 Tony.
1015 01:24:01 Alright everybody! Let'sgive a finest Louisiana
1016 01:24:05 welcome to Don Shirley andthe Don Shirley Trio!
1017 01:24:35 Your mother's ass... piece of shit.
1018 01:24:47 Hell's this guy doing?
1019 01:24:52 Son of a bitch.
1020 01:25:06 License and papers?
1021 01:25:09 Am I glad to see you.
1022 01:25:11 We had a turn off from main road...and uh, now we're lost.
1023 01:25:18 - Step out of the car.- What I do?
1024 01:25:21 Out of the car.
1025 01:25:34 Why you on this road?
1026 01:25:37 I told you, we had to makea detour and we got lost.
1027 01:25:45 And why you driving him?
1028 01:25:48 He's my boss.
1029 01:25:56 He can't be out here at night.This is a sundown town.
1030 01:26:00 What's that?
1031 01:26:03 - Get him out of the car. Check his I.D.- Come on, it's pouring rain sir.
1032 01:26:09 I can just get it righthere through the window.
1033 01:26:11 Get him out of the car!
1034 01:26:13 - Come on.- Get out now! Get out!
1035 01:26:16 You got ID?
1036 01:26:20 How you say this last name?
1037 01:26:23 Vallelonga.
1038 01:26:26 'Hell kind of name is that?
1039 01:26:28 It's Italian.
1040 01:26:29 Oh, now I see. That's why youdriving him around.
1041 01:26:36 You half a nigger yourself.
1042 01:26:40 Hands in the air, now, now!
1043 01:26:46 Excuse me.
1044 01:26:51 Excuse me, sirs.
1045 01:26:56 I understand why myassociate is being held,
1046 01:26:58 but what exactly am Ibeing charged with?
1047 01:27:04 You seem like reasonable men.
1048 01:27:07 Perhaps you could let me out so that wecould discuss the situation further?
1049 01:27:11 Just put the apple butter away, boy.You ain't goin' nowhere no time soon.
1050 01:27:16 - You cannot hold me without cause!- Well I got cause.
1051 01:27:20 'Cause you let the sunset on your black ass!
1052 01:27:25 I want to speak to mylawyer, I want my call!
1053 01:27:29 This is a flagrantviolation of my rights!
1054 01:27:33 You know...
1055 01:27:36 He does have... rights.
1056 01:27:45 Give the negro his goddamn phone call.You happy?
1057 01:27:54 You know a lawyer? Call him.
1058 01:28:15 As my mother always said, “Whatkind of brand new fool are you?!”
1059 01:28:19 Look at them over there.
1060 01:28:21 Take a good look at the officer you hit.Look at him.
1061 01:28:24 He's over there having a grandold time, chatting up his pals
1062 01:28:28 enjoying a nice cup of coffee.And where are you?
1063 01:28:32 In here, with me,who did nothing.
1064 01:28:36 Yet I'm the one who'spays the price.
1065 01:28:38 I'm the one who's gonnamiss the Birmingham show.
1066 01:28:40 Hey, I'm losing a lot of money,too, if you don't play Birmingham.
1067 01:28:44 So that little tempertantrum... was it worth it?
1068 01:28:50 You don't win with violence,Tony, you win when you
1069 01:28:54 maintain your dignity.Dignity always prevails.
1070 01:28:58 And tonight, becauseof you, we did not.
1071 01:29:07 I wouldn't touch that mattress Doc.
1072 01:29:14 No sir.
1073 01:29:16 No. No I'm not sir.
1074 01:29:19 Yes, sir, he's righthere, yes sir.
1075 01:29:22 - Yes sir.- Give me.
1076 01:29:25 Chief Pratt... who's this?Bull-oney.
1077 01:29:31 Yes sir.
1078 01:29:32 I can hear it now, Governor.
1079 01:29:39 No sir, I'm sorry. But, of courseI recognize your voice.
1080 01:29:45 Sir...
1081 01:29:48 You saying the boy we gotlocked up called who?
1082 01:29:54 Oh, and he called you?
1083 01:29:58 No sir, but an officer wasassaulted in the line of...
1084 01:30:04 No, no, I don't want no National Guardcoming down here, neither, sir.
1085 01:30:10 Yes, Governor, immediately.
1086 01:30:13 Good night to youand the missus.
1087 01:30:19 - Get them out.- What?!
1088 01:30:22 - Cut 'em goddamn loose.- That dago-wop hit me!
1089 01:30:25 You keep your goddamn job?Then you do what I goddamn
1090 01:30:28 tell you to do, when Igoddamn tell you to do it.
1091 01:30:31 Now I'm telling you toget 'em the goddamn out.
1092 01:30:34 Who the hell did you call?
1093 01:30:38 Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses!Maddon... How great is that?!
1094 01:30:44 It's not great.
1095 01:30:45 It's not great atAl, it's humiliating.
1096 01:30:48 'The hell you talking about?We were screwed, now we ain't.
1097 01:30:52 And I just put the AttorneyGeneral of the United
1098 01:30:55 - States in an incredibly awkward position.- So what?
1099 01:30:57 That's what the guy gets paid for.What else he got to do?
1100 01:31:00 That man and his brother aretrying to change this country,
1101 01:31:04 that's what else he's got to do!
1102 01:31:07 Now he thinks I'msome kind of...
1103 01:31:11 Calling from some backwoods swamp jail,asking to attenuate assault charges...
1104 01:31:16 who does that?
1105 01:31:17 Garbage, that's who.
1106 01:31:20 You shouldn't have hit him.
1107 01:31:21 I didn't like the way he was treating you,making you stand out in the rain like that.
1108 01:31:25 Please, you hit him becauseof what he called you.
1109 01:31:28 I've had to endure that kindof talk my entire life,
1110 01:31:30 you should be able to takeit for at least one night.
1111 01:31:32 What, I can't get mad at that stuffhe was saying 'cause I ain't black?
1112 01:31:35 - Christ, I'm blacker than you.- Excuse me?
1113 01:31:38 You don't know shitabout your own people!
1114 01:31:40 What they eat, how theytalk, how they live.
1115 01:31:43 You don't even knowwho Lil' Richard is!
1116 01:31:45 Oh so knowing who Little Richardis makes you blacker than me?
1117 01:31:48 Oh Tony, I wish you couldhear yourself sometimes
1118 01:31:51 - you wouldn't talk so damn much.- Bullshit.
1119 01:31:53 I know exactly who I am.
1120 01:31:56 I'm the guy who's lived on the sameneighborhood in the Bronx my entire life,
1121 01:31:59 with my mother, my father, mybrother, and now my wife and kids.
1122 01:32:02 That's it, that's who I am.
1123 01:32:04 I'm the asshole who's gotta hustle everygoddamn day to put food out on table.
1124 01:32:08 You? Mr. Big Shot? Youlive on top of a castle
1125 01:32:11 traveling around the world doingconcerts for rich people...
1126 01:32:14 I live on the streets,you sit on a throne
1127 01:32:17 so yeah, my world is waymore blacker than yours!
1128 01:32:21 Pull over.
1129 01:32:23 - What?- Pull over.
1130 01:32:25 - I ain't pulling over!- Stop the car Tony!
1131 01:32:30 What?
1132 01:32:32 What are you doing?!
1133 01:32:37 Doc, what the hell are you doing?
1134 01:32:40 Doc, get back in the car.
1135 01:32:42 Yes, I live in a castle!Tony. Alone!
1136 01:32:47 And rich white people payme to play piano for
1137 01:32:49 them, because it makesthem feel cultured.
1138 01:32:51 But as soon as Istep off that stage
1139 01:32:53 I go right back to beingjust another nigger to them.
1140 01:32:56 Because that istheir true culture.
1141 01:32:59 And I suffer that slight alone, becauseI'm not accepted by my own people,
1142 01:33:02 because I'm notlike them either!
1143 01:33:05 So if I'm not black enough,and if I'm not white enough,
1144 01:33:08 and if I'm not man enough,then tell me Tony, what am I?!
1145 01:33:45 I need some sleep.
1146 01:33:51 A'right.
1147 01:33:53 I'll stop by the next place we seeand I'll sneak you into my room.
1148 01:33:56 No. No. I refuse to stay in anestablishment where I'm not welcome.
1149 01:34:04 Yeah. OK.
1150 01:34:24 Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere?
1151 01:34:28 I didn't know it would bother you.
1152 01:34:30 Should have told me.
1153 01:34:33 All you gotta do, is say the word Doc.
1154 01:34:48 You do realize you'd be homebefore that letter arrives?
1155 01:34:52 Yeah, I know.
1156 01:34:53 Just thought of bringing it with me.Save on the stamps.
1157 01:34:57 A'right, Tony. Giveit here, I'll fix it.
1158 01:35:02 No offense, Doc, but I thinkI got the hang of it now.
1159 01:35:14 Dear Dolores. Sometimesyou remind me of a house.
1160 01:35:21 A house with beautifullights on it
1161 01:35:24 where everyone happy inside.
1162 01:35:32 Yes, Tony! You go it.
1163 01:35:39 Thanks.
1164 01:35:43 Doc, thanks for helpingme with the letters.
1165 01:35:48 - You're really good at writing them.- My pleasure Tony.
1166 01:35:54 You know, when you get home, maybe youshould write one to your brother?
1167 01:36:02 He knows where I am if heever wants to reconnect.
1168 01:36:05 If... I wouldn't wait.
1169 01:36:09 You know... the world's full of lonelypeople afraid to make the first move.
1170 01:36:36 You know Doc, something's beeneating at me this whole trip.
1171 01:36:43 That Tittsburgh was amajor disappointment.
1172 01:36:46 I didn't notice any difference at all.Did you?
1173 01:36:49 Good night Tony.
1174 01:37:04 - Good Evening. Welcome.- Welcome. Come on in.
1175 01:37:14 Welcome Mr Shirley.
1176 01:37:16 Graham Kindell, I'm the general manager.It is a pleasure to meet you.
1177 01:37:19 Thank you, Mr. Kindell. Thisis Mr. Tony Vallelonga.
1178 01:37:23 - Nice to meet you, Tony.- How you doing?
1179 01:37:24 Let's keep the car right here on our guestof honor spot. Right this way, gentlemen.
1180 01:37:29 - How was your drive up?- Oh it's wonderful.
1181 01:37:31 Good to hear, good to hear.
1182 01:37:33 As you can imagine our Christmasshow is the biggest show of
1183 01:37:36 the year and we are so happyto have you here Mr Shirley.
1184 01:37:38 So, if you need anything... anythingt'all... you let me know.
1185 01:37:42 - Oh thank you.- Now, here we are...
1186 01:37:44 I got about an hour before show time.Any questions?
1187 01:37:48 Where's the restaurant?
1188 01:37:49 Well, you continue down the hall here,Tony, to the right, across the lobby.
1189 01:37:53 - Good luck! Break a leg.- Thank you.
1190 01:37:58 He said we've got an hour.You must be starving Doc.
1191 01:38:01 Go ahead, I'll meet you there.
1192 01:38:29 May we join you?
1193 01:38:32 Get in.
1194 01:38:39 - Cocktail, gentlemen?- I'm good.
1195 01:38:42 - 3 shots Vodka.- Whoa!
1196 01:38:45 Last show. Cold war over.Time for truce.
1197 01:38:50 - Is Dr Shirley in his dressing room?- Yeah.
1198 01:38:53 More like a broom closet.
1199 01:38:55 Tell you, I don't know why heputs up with that shit.
1200 01:39:02 Six years ago, in 1956,
1201 01:39:06 Nat King Cole was invited to perform at theMunicipal Auditorium here in Birmingham.
1202 01:39:12 Mr. Cole was the first negro asked to playat a white establishment in this city.
1203 01:39:17 As soon as he started playing,a group of men attacked him
1204 01:39:21 for playing whitepeople's music.
1205 01:39:23 They pulled him off stage
1206 01:39:26 beat him badly.
1207 01:39:29 Jesus Christ!
1208 01:39:34 You asked once
1209 01:39:36 why Dr. Shirley does this?
1210 01:39:40 I tell you.
1211 01:39:41 Because genius is not enough. It takescourage to change people's hearts.
1212 01:39:55 Thanks.
1213 01:39:57 Thank you.
1214 01:40:27 - I understand but...- What's going on?
1215 01:40:30 This gentleman says that I'mnot permitted dine here.
1216 01:40:34 No, you don't understand, he'splaying tonight, he's the main event.
1217 01:40:37 I'm sorry. But it's thepolicy of the restaurant.
1218 01:40:41 - Everything all right?- No, it's not all right.
1219 01:40:44 This guy is saying DrShirley can't eat here.
1220 01:40:46 Well, I apologize, but these are...longstanding traditions.
1221 01:40:51 Club rules. I'm sureyou understand.
1222 01:40:53 No. I do not understand.
1223 01:41:01 I'm sorry.
1224 01:41:02 Wait a minute, are youtellin' me the bozos
1225 01:41:05 in his band, and thesepeople that came here
1226 01:41:08 to see him play, they can eat here, but thestar of the show, spot of honor, he can't.
1227 01:41:13 I'm afraid not.
1228 01:41:15 Well he's gotta eat, I meanhe's gotta have dinner.
1229 01:41:20 I tell you what. Why don'twe bring something to
1230 01:41:23 his dressing room, huh?John, show him the menu.
1231 01:41:25 No. I'm not eating inthat storage room.
1232 01:41:31 Okay... if you'd prefer, there's avery popular establishment right
1233 01:41:35 down the road, the Orange Bird,they'd be happy to feed you.
1234 01:41:40 Doc, come here.
1235 01:41:44 One second just.
1236 01:41:46 C'mon, maybe that place is better anyway.The dinner rolls here are like rocks.
1237 01:41:50 Let's just go over...just go and come back.
1238 01:41:57 It's the last show.
1239 01:41:59 Bottom of the knife. Let'sjust get it over with
1240 01:42:02 and we can go home and getaway from these pricks.
1241 01:42:06 Ah, there you go, the fishis wonderful tonight.
1242 01:42:16 Either I eat in this room,or I'm not performing tonight.
1243 01:42:24 May I have a word with you?
1244 01:42:41 Mr. Villanueva, you have to talk sense toMr. Shirley. Please make him understand
1245 01:42:45 we're not insulting him personally, thisis just the way things are done down here.
1246 01:42:49 Yeah, well he's notfrom down here.
1247 01:42:51 Just ask him to be reasonable.I got 400 guests
1248 01:42:54 in there who expect tobe entertained tonight.
1249 01:42:56 And Dr. Shirley expectsto eat tonight.
1250 01:42:58 Why can't you just make anexception this one time?
1251 01:43:03 Lemme tell you a story.
1252 01:43:05 You ever hear of the BostonCeltics basketball club?
1253 01:43:09 Yeah, those boys came through here acouple years ago on a barnstorming tour.
1254 01:43:13 Now, seeing as they were WorldChampions of the league and all, we
1255 01:43:15 were tickled to have 'em eat here,we rolled out the welcome wagon.
1256 01:43:19 So do you know what table theirbig coon ate at that night?
1257 01:43:24 - No.- I don't either.
1258 01:43:26 But it wasn't one of ours.Now let's cut the bullshit.
1259 01:43:30 Tell me what it's gonna take.
1260 01:43:32 Say one hundred dollars andyou get your boy to play?
1261 01:43:37 You think you can buy me?
1262 01:43:39 With all due respect,sir, but you wouldn't be
1263 01:43:42 in a job like this ifyou couldn't be bought.
1264 01:43:45 Stop! Tony.
1265 01:43:48 It's alright.
1266 01:43:52 I'll play.
1267 01:43:55 If you want me to.
1268 01:44:12 Let's get the fuck outta here.
1269 01:44:14 What do you mean,let's get outta here?
1270 01:44:17 Where the hell do youthink you're going?
1271 01:44:19 Don, don't do this! Now yousigned a contract.
1272 01:44:21 And I know you're the kind ofman who honors a contract!
1273 01:44:26 You got a show to do, mister!You turn yourself
1274 01:44:29 around. Right now goddammit!Right now!
1275 01:44:32 This is why you people don't workdown here, cause you're unreliable.
1276 01:44:35 You hear me? I shipped that goddamnSteinway in from Atlanta for you.
1277 01:44:46 Tony.
1278 01:44:48 Are you hungry?
1279 01:44:49 Does Betty like butter?
1280 01:45:36 - You a cop?- Do I look Irish?
1281 01:45:41 - What you want, baby?- Two Cutty's, neat.
1282 01:45:53 Whatever your specialtyis, we'll take it.
1283 01:45:56 Two orange birds!
1284 01:46:10 I like what you didback there, Doc.
1285 01:46:13 You stood up for yourself.
1286 01:46:17 It's like your friend thePresident says “Ask not
1287 01:46:22 your country what you could do for it,
1288 01:46:25 ask what you do for yourself.”
1289 01:46:32 So, darlin',
1290 01:46:34 what you do, alldressed up like that?
1291 01:46:37 Nothing particularly important.
1292 01:46:40 Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes.
1293 01:46:43 He's only the greatest piano playerin the world.
1294 01:46:46 That right? You good?
1295 01:46:50 - Don't be shy, Doc. Tell her who you are.- Don't tell me nothing, show me.
1296 01:47:03 Man...
1297 01:50:23 That's how you break a peak.
1298 01:50:27 Oh, that was a good time, I dothat once a month for free.
1299 01:50:31 - You're unbelievable.- Hey Tony.
1300 01:50:35 I bet if we leave rightnow, we can make it.
1301 01:50:37 - Make what?- Christmas Eve. In New York city.
1302 01:50:57 Don't ever flash a wadof cash in a bar.
1303 01:51:10 I knew you had a gun!
1304 01:51:36 It's getting bad Doc.
1305 01:51:39 Yes.
1306 01:51:41 It's a shame we don't have somethingto protect us on our journey.
1307 01:51:45 Oh I know, why don't you put yourlucky rock up on the dash, Tony?
1308 01:51:51 C'mon Tony, we need allthe help we can get.
1309 01:52:00 Thank you. I feel safer already.
1310 01:52:06 You're a prick, you know that?
1311 01:52:32 Ah, shit!
1312 01:52:43 Goddamn cops.
1313 01:52:56 - What are you doing out here?- We're trying to get to New York.
1314 01:53:02 - Is there a problem, Officer?- Yeah.
1315 01:53:05 I noticed your car was tilting to the left.Looks like your back tire's flat.
1316 01:53:16 Ah!
1317 01:53:25 Keep it moving, keep it moving.
1318 01:53:41 OK. Be careful gentlemen.
1319 01:53:43 - Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas! Thanks officer.
1320 01:53:59 Weather advisory warningthis Christmas Eve, as a
1321 01:54:02 major snowstorm is hittingthe eastern seaboard
1322 01:54:05 with the severest weatherin eastern Pennsylvania,
1323 01:54:09 northern New Jersey andthe five boroughs.
1324 01:54:11 Travelers are advised to stay offthe Jersey Turnpike...
1325 01:54:15 A'right. That's it. We're done. I'mpulling us into the next motel.
1326 01:54:20 - Keep going as long as you can go Tony.- I can't keep my eyes open.
1327 01:54:24 I'm getting hypnotized here.
1328 01:54:27 I think my brain'sgonna explode.
1329 01:54:33 Hey... we gave it a shot Doc.
1330 01:54:36 What you gonna do?
1331 01:54:46 Alright, the table is set, ladies andgentlemen. Don't run in the house.
1332 01:55:46 Tony. Tony, wake up.
1333 01:55:52 - You alright?- You're home, get inside.
1334 01:56:12 Goodnight.
1335 01:56:14 Wait, wait, come up,meet my family...?
1336 01:56:20 Merry Christmas Tony.
1337 01:56:27 Merry Christmas!
1338 01:57:06 Look who it is,Shakespeare's home!
1339 01:57:17 I made it back!
1340 01:57:22 Tony, God bless you!
1341 01:57:37 - You hungry?- I'm starving.
1342 01:57:56 - Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.- Thank you, Amit.
1343 01:58:00 I turned down your bed, sir.Shall I unpack your luggage now?
1344 01:58:03 No, no, please. Gohome to your family.
1345 01:58:07 Thank you sir.
1346 01:58:14 - Merry Christmas Sir.- Merry Christmas!
1347 01:59:16 Come on. You never kissed me like that.
1348 01:59:22 A'right, relax.
1349 01:59:27 So Tony, you alright? Youseem a little quite.
1350 01:59:31 Yeah, nah, I'm just tired.
1351 01:59:35 Long trip.
1352 01:59:40 You take care of that thing?
1353 01:59:48 - Thanks.- Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.
1354 01:59:51 Seventy five? Charlie said sixty.
1355 01:59:54 I'm doing this for free?
1356 01:59:59 Hey, Tony, tell us about the trip.You're gone 2 months.
1357 02:00:03 Yeah. So how was he, the tootsune?He get on your nerves?
1358 02:00:07 Don't call him that.
1359 02:00:12 Alright.
1360 02:00:17 Tony, you should have seen the daylast week when little Frankie
1361 02:00:20 climbed upon the TV. I took apicture of him. He was so cute.
1362 02:00:24 He was so funny up there.
1363 02:00:26 What are you nuts, Dee? With all the tubesback there, he could've got electrocuted!
1364 02:00:51 - Charlie?- Hey Lip. Johnny invited me.
1365 02:00:56 - Well, come on in.- You remember Marie?
1366 02:01:00 Hey Marie!
1367 02:01:01 Charlie, you actually came?I was kidding?
1368 02:01:04 With the wife too?
1369 02:01:07 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas, hello! What a surprise!
1370 02:01:11 Everybody. Charlie from the pawn shop!
1371 02:01:24 Doc!
1372 02:01:29 Welcome!
1373 02:01:34 - Hey, everybody...- Stop it, stop it.
1374 02:01:37 This is Dr Donald Shirley.
1375 02:01:41 Merry Christmas.
1376 02:01:47 Well, come on, make some room!Get the man a plate!
1377 02:01:59 - Hello!- You must be Dolores.
1378 02:02:02 - Welcome!- Buon Natale.
1379 02:02:07 Thank you for sharingyour husband with me.
1380 02:02:16 Thank you for helping himwith the letters.
1381 02:02:21 Subtitled by CLARITY.