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1 00:01:03 - Yo, Tommy!- Hey, taxi!
2 00:01:12 Cigars. Cigarettes.
3 00:01:18 Great idea.
4 00:01:22 Hello, New York.I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here.
5 00:01:29 Thank you allfor coming to see us tonight.
6 00:01:31 It's Saturday night at the copa.
7 00:01:34 We think you're gonna havea great time tonight.
8 00:01:36 We're gonna do our bestto make sure of that.
9 00:01:38 As always, a very special thanksto Mr. Jules podell for having us out.
10 00:01:43 Let's get started.
11 00:01:47 J that old black magic has me j
12 00:01:50 j in its spell j
13 00:01:51 j that old black magic j
14 00:01:53 j that you, uh, weave so well j
15 00:01:56 - I' those icy fingers &- Cigars? Cigarettes?
16 00:01:58 - & up and down my spine &- Thanks, doll.
17 00:02:00 J the same old witchcraftwhen your eyes meet mine &
18 00:02:03 j /llove 'emsoj
19 00:02:04 - &' well, that same old tingle j- Cigars?
20 00:02:07 J that I feel inside j
21 00:02:10 j and then that elevatorstarts its ride j
22 00:02:14 j darling... j
23 00:02:16 hello, sweetheart.
24 00:02:17 Here's my coat. And you see this here hat?
25 00:02:20 I want you to guard it with your life.
26 00:02:23 It was a gift from my mother.
27 00:02:25 Yes, Mr. loscudo.
28 00:02:27 - Here, that's for you.- Thank you, sir.
29 00:02:31 - Gio!- Hey, carmine.
30 00:02:33 - How are you, pally?- Good to see you.
31 00:02:36 Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary.
32 00:02:38 Come on, let's go. Andiamo.
33 00:02:40 I saw this kid Bobby Rydelltwo and a half years ago in south Philly.
34 00:02:43 Nobody knew who he was.
35 00:02:45 They know him now.
36 00:02:47 Hey, give me loscudo's hat.
37 00:02:49 - But he said to guard it.- I know. I heard.
38 00:02:52 Give it to me, all right?
39 00:02:54 Come on.
40 00:02:55 J yeah, I should stay away j&
41 00:02:56 j but what can I do? &
42 00:02:59 j I hear your name... j
43 00:03:01 hey, be respectful and watch your mouth.
44 00:03:03 Shut up.She works here, all right, tough guy?
45 00:03:05 Yeah, what are you gonna do?
46 00:03:10 Tony lip!
47 00:03:13 J well, now you're the lover j
48 00:03:16 j' I have waited for &
49 00:03:18 j you're the mate that fatehad me created for j
50 00:03:23 j and every timeyour lips meet mine, yeow... j
51 00:03:35 You put your hands on me, you punk?
52 00:03:36 Do yourself a favor,go home with your friends.
53 00:03:39 You don't tell me where to go.You know who I am?
54 00:03:41 I'm going back in there.
55 00:03:50 J keep talking aboutthat black old magic &
56 00:03:52 j yeah, baby'cause I love, oh, yeah I
57 00:03:54 j love that thing &
58 00:03:56 j old black magic
59 00:04:00 j yeah, I love &
60 00:04:10 you tell juley podellif I don't get my hat,
61 00:04:12 I'm gonna burn this joint down!You hear me?
62 00:04:14 Joe, it's gonna turn up.I swear to god it's gonna turn up.
63 00:04:16 - Really?- It'll turn up.
64 00:04:17 You tell that fat Jew bastard,
65 00:04:19 I don't get my hat,I'll burn the copa down.
66 00:04:26 I'm gonna have to go backto driving garbage trucks.
67 00:04:29 Jesus Christ.
68 00:04:32 Loscudo's out of his mind.
69 00:04:36 We earned our money tonight.
70 00:04:38 Lip,I thought you were gonna kill that guy.
71 00:04:40 - Yeah.- Better him than me.
72 00:04:44 So, what are you gonna dowhile we're closed?
73 00:04:46 I don't know.Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint.
74 00:04:51 You?
75 00:04:52 I'm gonna drink for two months.
76 00:05:00 Take me home, lip.
77 00:05:01 - Hey, good luck.- You, too.
78 00:05:03 See you, carmine.
79 00:05:04 No, you shouldn't...That should not happen.
80 00:05:06 No, I don't want to be a...
81 00:05:09 My hat.
82 00:05:12 Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.
83 00:05:15 I wanted to kill that broad.
84 00:05:17 No, no. It wasn't her fault.
85 00:05:19 Who had the balls to clip gio's hat?
86 00:05:22 Don't worry about it. I took care of it.
87 00:05:23 Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating.
88 00:05:26 Here. Take this. Put it in your kick.
89 00:05:30 No. No, thanks.It was a pleasure, Mr. loscudo, really.
90 00:05:33 Bullshit. Take it.
91 00:05:36 And from now on,you don't call me "Mr. loscudo."
92 00:05:39 You hear me?
93 00:05:40 I'm your pal gio.
94 00:07:06 Morning.
95 00:07:08 Good night.
96 00:07:11 One down,and the batter will be Roger maris.
97 00:07:13 - We need to get back in this.- The pitch to maris. Curveball.
98 00:07:15 Come on, Roger. Come on.
99 00:07:18 Come on, Roger, hit one out!
100 00:07:20 - Let's do it!- Johnny, quiet.
101 00:07:21 - You're gonna jinx it.- Come on, Roger.
102 00:07:22 Hey, Johnny.Think you could yell a little louder?
103 00:07:25 - Maris is up.- Yeah, so am I now.
104 00:07:29 What the hell are all you guys doing here?
105 00:07:31 - All right.- We came over to keep Dolores company.
106 00:07:37 - Come on.- Tony!
107 00:07:52 Thank you, ma'am.
108 00:07:58 - Come on, Roger, please.- Let's do it, baby.
109 00:08:01 - I'll walk you out.- Sure.
110 00:08:04 We need to get back in this ball game.
111 00:08:06 - Come on.- Thank you so much.
112 00:08:08 Any problems, give us a call.
113 00:08:09 Come on, come on, Roger.
114 00:08:11 - The 1-2 pitch.- Come on, baby.
115 00:08:12 The curve is hit deep into right field.
116 00:08:18 We did it! We got it!
117 00:08:22 - Yeah!- There it is!
118 00:08:23 Whoo!
119 00:08:24 - All right.- 3-1, baby. 3-1.
120 00:08:26 - Coming back.- Roger, baby, way to go!
121 00:08:29 - 3-1.- Way to go!
122 00:08:31 Do it again. Let's do it again.
123 00:08:33 Come on, baby.
124 00:08:35 No, Tony. Go get dressed. We're gonna eat.
125 00:08:39 All right.
126 00:08:40 No game seven, no game seven.
127 00:08:54 From thy bounty, through Christ our lord.
128 00:08:56 - Amen.- Amen.
129 00:09:00 And if anyone hears of a job for Tony,let us know.
130 00:09:03 Dolor. “What?
131 00:09:04 Please.
132 00:09:06 What happened? Did you get fired?
133 00:09:08 Oat
134 00:09:09 the copa's closing for repairs,
135 00:09:11 so he just needs somethingfor a couple of months.
136 00:09:21 All the people he knows,he'll find something in no time.
137 00:09:24 Well, he had a great jobat the sanitation department.
138 00:09:27 You shouldn't have punched outthe foreman.
139 00:09:30 He shouldn't have woke me up.
140 00:09:33 That's Tony.
141 00:09:35 I can't believe they lost.
142 00:09:37 - Don't worry, don't worry.- Relax.
143 00:09:43 That never happened before.
144 00:09:44 They're gonna win the world series.
145 00:09:55 I'm telling you, this is gonna be theeasiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make.
146 00:09:58 Yeah, we'll see.
147 00:10:00 Hey, there they are.
148 00:10:02 Hi, Johnny.
149 00:10:03 - Tony, how are you?- Hey, Paulie. How you doing?
150 00:10:05 I'm good, I'm good.So, uh, Johnny here tells me
151 00:10:08 you ate 48 white castle burgersall in one sitting.
152 00:10:11 Cheeseburgers.
153 00:10:13 You tell him, Frankie.
154 00:10:14 I don't believe it.
155 00:10:16 What do we care if you believe it?
156 00:10:18 Hey, gorman.What's the record here for hot dogs?
157 00:10:21 Eighteen. Fat Paulie.
158 00:10:23 Why wasn't lip in on that contest?
159 00:10:25 What contest? I was hungry.
160 00:10:27 Well, the bet's simple.
161 00:10:29 Half a c-note.Most hot dogs in an hour wins.
162 00:10:32 With toppings.
163 00:10:35 - What the hell you weigh?- 260.
164 00:10:37 Hey, 2... your left ass weighs 260.
165 00:10:40 May my mother-in-law drop deadon the spot if I'm lying.
166 00:10:46 - All right. You're on.- Good.
167 00:10:50 Pick it up, lip!The baby elephant just hit 19!
168 00:10:54 Let's go, lip! Let's go!
169 00:10:56 Come on, let's go, lip!Let's get this going!
170 00:10:58 You're embarrassing!
171 00:11:01 You're embarrassing your son!
172 00:11:02 He is killing you!
173 00:11:12 Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework?
174 00:11:14 - Yep.- Good.
175 00:11:17 Where you been?
176 00:11:19 Gorman's.
177 00:11:20 I'm making dinner.
178 00:11:24 Fat Paulie bet me 50 buckshe could eat more hot dogs than me.
179 00:11:28 He knocked off 24. Guy's an animal.
180 00:11:31 Are you crazy? You lost $507?
181 00:11:34 Dolores, please.
182 00:11:38 I ate 20.
183 00:11:44 You are so lucky.
184 00:11:46 You know that?
185 00:11:48 Rent is due on Monday.
186 00:11:55 You gonna get that?
187 00:11:59 - Yeah?- Hey, lip.
188 00:12:01 Some guy called over here, a doctor.He's looking for a driver.
189 00:12:05 - You interested?- Yeah.
190 00:12:06 They're interviewing guystomorrow afternoon.
191 00:12:09 The address is, uh, 881 seventh Avenue.
192 00:12:15 2:15.
193 00:12:36 Hey. Excuse me.
194 00:12:38 We're not open right now,
195 00:12:39 but you're welcome to purchase ticketsto tonight's performance.
196 00:12:41 Nah, that's all right.Uh, I think I got the wrong address.
197 00:12:45 But, uh,is there a doctor's office in here?
198 00:12:48 A doctor's office?
199 00:12:50 Dr. Shirley?
200 00:12:52 You have the correct address.
201 00:12:53 Dr. Shirley lives upstairs,above the hall.
202 00:13:01 How you doing?
203 00:13:14 I'm here for the driver job.
204 00:13:16 Tony lip.
205 00:13:19 No "Tony lip."
206 00:13:22 No, I should be on there.
207 00:13:24 Uh...
208 00:13:26 No.
209 00:13:27 Um, I have a Tony val... valle-la-la...
210 00:13:30 Vallelonga. Yeah. That's me.
211 00:13:35 Fill it out while you wait.“What?
212 00:13:37 Fill it out while you wait.
213 00:13:39 Oh. Yeah.
214 00:14:04 Have a seat.
215 00:14:33 Mr. vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting.
216 00:14:36 On.
217 00:14:39 I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.
218 00:14:41 Tony.
219 00:14:42 Yes. Please sit down.
220 00:14:48 Some place you got here.
221 00:14:51 Are them horns real?
222 00:14:53 Elephant tusks, yes.
223 00:14:56 What about that?
224 00:14:58 Is that a molar?
225 00:15:01 - A what?- A molar, like a shark tooth.
226 00:15:05 Or a tiger's maybe.
227 00:15:07 It was a gift.
228 00:15:09 I thought, uh...I thought I was going to an office.
229 00:15:12 They said a doctor needed a driver.
230 00:15:15 That's all they told you?
231 00:15:17 Yeah.
232 00:15:18 Actually,it's a bit more complicated than that.
233 00:15:22 Have you ever driven professionallybefore?
234 00:15:25 Yeah. Sanitation.
235 00:15:27 Garbage trucks.
236 00:15:29 Plus, I drive my boss home at night.
237 00:15:31 But I can drive anything.Limos. Tow trucks.
238 00:15:36 Snowplows. Whatever.
239 00:15:37 I see. What other experience do you have?
240 00:15:40 I worked a lot of joints.
241 00:15:42 Wagon wheel, peppermint lounge, copa.
242 00:15:44 - In what capacity?- What do you mean?
243 00:15:47 What did you do there?
244 00:15:49 Uh...
245 00:15:52 Public relations.
246 00:15:55 Well, first of all, Tony,I'm not a medical doctor.
247 00:15:57 I'm a musician.
248 00:15:59 You mean, like, songs?
249 00:16:01 Yes. And I'm about to embarkon a concert tour,
250 00:16:04 the majority of which will be down south.
251 00:16:06 - Atlantic city.- No.
252 00:16:09 The deep south.
253 00:16:10 First, we're starting in the midwest,and then we're taking a hard left.
254 00:16:14 Kentucky, north Carolina, Tennessee,and on down through the delta.
255 00:16:17 Do you foresee any issuesin working for a black man?
256 00:16:21 No.
257 00:16:23 No, no, no. It was just the other day,
258 00:16:26 me and the wife had a coupleof colored guys over at the house.
259 00:16:30 For... for drinks.
260 00:16:32 Hmm. I see. You're married.
261 00:16:35 Yeah. Two kids.
262 00:16:39 I'm not sure this is the proper jobfor a married man.
263 00:16:42 Why? Are we bringing broads?
264 00:16:45 My point is we'll be gonefor eight straight weeks.
265 00:16:48 No breaks, right up until Christmas.
266 00:16:50 You're quite sure you can leaveyour family for that long?
267 00:16:53 Depends what you're paying.
268 00:16:55 A hundred dollars a weekplus room and board.
269 00:16:57 Hmm.
270 00:16:58 But let me be crystal clear.
271 00:17:00 I'm not just hiring a chauffeur.
272 00:17:03 I need someonewho can handle my itinerary,
273 00:17:05 be a personal assistant.
274 00:17:06 I need a valet.
275 00:17:08 I need someone who can launder my clothesand shine my shoes.
276 00:17:14 Good luck, doc.
277 00:17:18 Tony.
278 00:17:25 I had my record label ask around townto find me the right man.
279 00:17:28 Your name came up more than once.
280 00:17:32 You've impressed several peoplewith your...
281 00:17:35 Innate ability to handle trouble.
282 00:17:39 And that is why I calledand inquired about your availability.
283 00:17:46 Okay, here's the deal. I got no problembeing on the road with you.
284 00:17:49 But I ain't no Butler.
285 00:17:51 I ain't ironing no shirts,and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes.
286 00:17:53 You need somebody to get youfrom point a to point b?
287 00:17:56 You need someone to make surethere's no problems along the way?
288 00:17:58 And believe me, you in the deep south...There's gonna be problems.
289 00:18:03 So, if you want me,it's a buck and a quarter a week.
290 00:18:06 Or go hire that little chinkjust pranced out of here,
291 00:18:08 see how far you get.
292 00:18:12 Well, Mr. vallelonga...
293 00:18:15 Thank you for stopping by.
294 00:18:30 Hey, Bobby.
295 00:18:32 Give me a rheingold.
296 00:18:34 Ice cold.
297 00:18:44 Mr. Tony.
298 00:18:47 Augie asking about you.
299 00:18:50 - Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here.- Shut up!
300 00:18:53 I'm talking.
301 00:18:58 When?
302 00:18:59 Now. He in his box.
303 00:19:28 Tony lip.
304 00:19:30 What the hell happened at the copa?
305 00:19:33 I hear you almost split a guy's face open.
306 00:19:36 That guy you hit, Mikey cerrone,
307 00:19:39 part of Charlie the hand's crew.
308 00:19:41 Guess he should have known better.
309 00:19:48 Hand asked me to look into it.I spoke to podell.
310 00:19:52 Whole thing was, uh,over a piece of ass, right?
311 00:19:56 Yeah.
312 00:19:58 Beef like that should never happeninside the club.
313 00:20:02 They were out of line.
314 00:20:05 So we squashed it.
315 00:20:08 You, uh, looking to earna little extra scharole?
316 00:20:11 I can keep you busywhile the copa is down.
317 00:20:15 What do I gotta do?
318 00:20:17 Things.
319 00:20:22 Appreciate it, but, uh, I want to spendsome time with the family.
320 00:20:27 Don't be stupid.
321 00:20:28 You make yourself a few extra bucks,
322 00:20:30 you buy something nicefor that pretty little wife of yours.
323 00:20:34 Hmm.
324 00:20:38 Nah, I'm good. I'm flush right now.
325 00:20:55 Here's 50.
326 00:20:57 Here.Pay me 60 by new year's, you get it back.
327 00:21:03 Hey, lip.
328 00:21:05 Everything okay?
329 00:21:08 What, you got beak trouble, Charlie?
330 00:21:10 Mind your business.
331 00:21:16 So, come on. I'm dying to hear.What happened with the doctor interview?
332 00:21:20 He ain't a real doctor.He's a piano player.
333 00:21:24 Well, I don't understand.Why did they say that he was a doctor?
334 00:21:27 I don't know. I think he's, like,a doctor of piano playing or something.
335 00:21:31 You can be that?
336 00:21:33 I guess.
337 00:21:34 He lives on top of carnegie hall.
338 00:21:36 You should've seen this place, Dee.
339 00:21:38 It was filled with statuesand all kinds of fancy crap.
340 00:21:41 And he was sittingon top of a friggin' throne
341 00:21:43 all dressed up like, uh...Like the king of the jungle bunnies.
342 00:21:47 He's colored?
343 00:21:51 Well, you wouldn't last a week with him.
344 00:21:53 For the right money, I would.
345 00:22:06 Yeah.
346 00:22:08 On.
347 00:22:10 Look...
348 00:22:12 Really?
349 00:22:14 - Uh, okay.- Everything okay?
350 00:22:16 Okay, hang on a sec.
351 00:22:18 It's, uh, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy.
352 00:22:21 He wants to talk to you.
353 00:22:23 Me? Yeah.
354 00:22:24 What? No.
355 00:22:27 - Come on. Take it.- No. Tony...
356 00:22:29 Just... just talk.
357 00:22:34 Hello?
358 00:22:37 Uh, good morning, doctor.It's nice to talk to you.
359 00:22:45 Well, uh, yes, that is a long time.
360 00:22:51 It is.
361 00:22:55 Yes. I'm sure.
362 00:22:57 Thank you.
363 00:22:58 Thank you for calling.
364 00:23:01 Bye now.
365 00:23:06 What'd he say?
366 00:23:08 He wanted to know if I'd be okay
367 00:23:10 with him taking my husband awayfrom his family for two months.
368 00:23:15 He said he'd pay you what you asked for.
369 00:23:23 - Hey.- Hmm?
370 00:23:27 It's good money.
371 00:23:29 We need it.
372 00:23:33 Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day.
373 00:23:38 I know.
374 00:23:41 I told him it was okay for you to go.
375 00:23:46 All right. Hey, look.So here's the first half of your pay.
376 00:23:49 You're gonna get the restwhen the tour's over.
377 00:23:51 No, I gotta get paid every week.
378 00:23:52 Sorry. That's not howthe record company does it.
379 00:23:54 We got to have some guaranteeyou're gonna finish the job.
380 00:23:57 Why wouldn't I finish the job?I took it, didn't I?
381 00:23:59 Well, then we got nothing to worry about.
382 00:24:03 Here's the deal, Mr. vallelonga, okay?
383 00:24:06 It's your job to get Donto all his tour dates on time.
384 00:24:08 Now, if he misses any shows,you're not getting your back end.
385 00:24:11 - He's not gonna miss any show.- Good.
386 00:24:13 Oh, you're gonna need this.
387 00:24:16 Now, this is the bookI was telling you about.
388 00:24:18 Sometimes you guys are stayingin the same hotel, sometimes you're not.
389 00:24:22 - Oh, yeah, the...- Yeah, yeah.
390 00:24:24 All right, don't let me down. Let's go.
391 00:24:35 Marone. Is this the new one?
392 00:24:37 Yeah, the record company rented it.
393 00:24:39 - It's nice, huh?- Beautiful.
394 00:24:41 So, what'd my sister have to sayabout you being gone for three weeks?
395 00:24:44 Eight weeks.
396 00:24:46 10-to-1, you slap this moolie out,you come home in under a month.
397 00:24:51 - Come here.- All right, boys, huddle up.
398 00:24:53 - Say good-bye to your father.- Frankie, Nicky. Come here.
399 00:24:56 - All right. You gonna be good boys?- Uh-huh.
400 00:24:58 - You'll listen to your mother?- Mm-hmm.
401 00:25:00 Yeah? All right, give me a kiss.
402 00:25:02 I'm counting on youse.
403 00:25:05 Don't go too far. “We won't.
404 00:25:11 - Did you go to the AAA for the maps?- Yes.
405 00:25:13 No. I mean, the record companiesgave me the maps and the itinerary
406 00:25:16 and this thing.
407 00:25:19 The negro motorist's green book.
408 00:25:21 Yeah, it lists all the placescoloreds can stay down south.
409 00:25:24 Like, uh, you know, traveling while black.
410 00:25:27 "Traveling while black"?
411 00:25:28 Yeah, if you're blackand you gotta travel for some reason.
412 00:25:31 - Got a special book for that?- I guess.
413 00:25:34 - Did you pack the iron?- I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.
414 00:25:37 - How are you gonna press your pants?- I'll put 'em under the mattress.
415 00:25:41 I want you to write me a letterevery chance you get.
416 00:25:45 - I can't write letters.- Yes, you can.
417 00:25:47 - I can't write.- Take you five minutes.
418 00:25:49 - Promise me.- It's embarrassing.
419 00:25:50 It ain't gonna be no good.
420 00:25:52 It's a lot cheaperthan calling long-distance, Tony.
421 00:25:55 Promise me you're gonna write.
422 00:25:57 I promise.
423 00:26:00 Dee, put this in the bank today.It's half my pay.
424 00:26:04 Oh, here. There's a couple of sandwichesfor you and Dr. Shirley.
425 00:26:08 - Thanks.- Be careful.
426 00:26:10 I will.
427 00:26:11 I love you.
428 00:26:13 I love you, too, baby.
429 00:26:19 You better be home for Christmas,or don't come home at all.
430 00:26:27 I got it, pop. I got it.
431 00:26:56 Hey. I'm Tony.
432 00:26:59 His driver.
433 00:27:00 Bum a smoke?
434 00:27:07 Thanks.
435 00:27:18 So you're the band?
436 00:27:21 Oleg. Cello.
437 00:27:24 George. Bass.
438 00:27:25 And we're not a band. We're a trio.
439 00:27:28 Oh. Trio. Right.
440 00:27:30 Good morning. Excuse me.
441 00:27:33 Morning.
442 00:27:58 Thank you, amit.
443 00:28:01 Have a wonderful trip, sir.
444 00:29:12 Tony, the first thing I'd like you to dowhen we arrive in the city...
445 00:29:15 - Hmm?- Is check the piano where I'm playing.
446 00:29:16 Make sure it's a steinwayas per my contract.
447 00:29:22 And can you see to itthat there's a bottle of cutty sark
448 00:29:25 in my room every night?
449 00:29:28 Every night?
450 00:29:31 Well, if you ever needany help with that.
451 00:29:33 I won't.
452 00:29:37 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel, please.
453 00:29:42 Hey, doc.
454 00:29:44 I noticed on the itinerary thing
455 00:29:46 the last show's on the 23rd of December,right?
456 00:29:49 Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show.
457 00:29:51 So, any way we could, uh,maybe hit the road early next morning
458 00:29:54 so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve?
459 00:29:56 We'll see.
460 00:29:58 Appreciate it.
461 00:30:01 Could you put out the cigarette, please?
462 00:30:03 Why?
463 00:30:05 I can't breathe back here.
464 00:30:10 What are you talking about?
465 00:30:11 Smoke's going in my lungs.I'm doing all the work here.
466 00:30:13 Thank you.
467 00:31:07 What are you looking at?
468 00:31:11 You speak German, huh?
469 00:31:12 That was Russian.
470 00:31:14 Yeah,I was stationed in Germany in the army.
471 00:31:17 I could pick up a little bitof what you were saying there.
472 00:31:19 Watch out for them krauts.
473 00:31:22 They're all snakes.
474 00:31:23 Kennedy should've bombed themwhen he had the chance.
475 00:31:26 Plus now them Cuban bastards.
476 00:31:29 Ain't they supposed to be following us?
477 00:31:33 They have the itinerary.
478 00:31:34 As long as they get to the show on time,
479 00:31:36 I'm not worried about it,and neither should you.
480 00:31:39 I ain't worried about nothin'.
481 00:31:42 In fact, when you see me worried,you'll know.
482 00:31:45 Tony.You'll know if I'm worried.
483 00:31:46 How about some quiet time?
484 00:31:48 - Hmm?- Sure.
485 00:31:53 It's amazing you said that.
486 00:31:56 "How about some quiet time?"
487 00:31:58 Dolores, my wife,used to say that all the time.
488 00:32:00 Well, not all the time, but, you know.
489 00:32:02 She says it whenI come home from work sometimes.
490 00:32:04 You know,she's been with the kids all day,
491 00:32:06 and she'll say,"Tony, how about some quiet time?"
492 00:32:08 Exactly like how you said it.I mean, it's amazing.
493 00:32:19 How is that?
494 00:32:22 Salty.
495 00:32:26 Have you ever consideredbecoming a food critic?
496 00:32:31 No. Not really.
497 00:32:34 Why? Is there money in that?
498 00:32:35 I'm just saying you have a marvelous waywith words when describing food.
499 00:32:40 "Salty."
500 00:32:43 So vivid, one can almost taste it.
501 00:32:46 Hey, I'm just saying it's salty.And salt's cheating.
502 00:32:50 Any cook can make things salty.
503 00:32:52 To make it taste good without the sal,
504 00:32:53 with just the other flavors,that's the trick.
505 00:32:55 I mean, you take the basic ingredients...
506 00:32:57 We should get going soon if we expectto get to Pittsburgh by dinner.
507 00:33:00 Hmm.
508 00:33:02 Hey, when I was in the army,I knew a guy from Pittsburgh.
509 00:33:06 Except he called it titsburgh.
510 00:33:08 'Cause he said all the women therehad huge tits.
511 00:33:12 That's absurd.
512 00:33:14 Why would women in Pittsburghhave larger breasts
513 00:33:16 than, say, women in New York?
514 00:33:18 Guess we'll find out, huh?
515 00:33:21 Hey, you know, when you first hired me,
516 00:33:25 my wife went outand bought one of your records.
517 00:33:27 The one about the orphans.
518 00:33:29 Orphans?
519 00:33:31 Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kidssitting around a campfire.
520 00:33:36 Orpheus.
521 00:33:39 Yeah.
522 00:33:40 Orpheus in the underworld.It's based on a French opera.
523 00:33:43 And those weren't children on the cover.
524 00:33:46 Those were demons in the bowels of hell.
525 00:33:49 No shit? Must have been naughty kids.
526 00:34:07 What are... what are you doing?
527 00:34:09 Gotta take a leak, doc.
528 00:34:11 Here? Now?
529 00:34:13 You want me to piss my pants?
530 00:35:33 - Oh, hey, doc.- Good afternoon.
531 00:35:37 Take this for any incidentals we may need.
532 00:35:40 If you want to buy something,you don't have to ask.
533 00:35:42 Just keep the receipts, please.
534 00:35:44 When it runs low, let me know.
535 00:35:46 Oh. Thanks.
536 00:35:47 One more thing.
537 00:35:50 We'll be attending many eventsbefore and after the concerts,
538 00:35:55 interacting with some of the wealthiest
539 00:35:56 and most highly educated peoplein the country.
540 00:35:59 It is my feeling that your diction,
541 00:36:02 however charming it may bein the tri-state area,
542 00:36:04 could use some... finessing.
543 00:36:07 You mean diction... like in what way?
544 00:36:11 Like in the only waythe word is ever used.
545 00:36:14 Okay.
546 00:36:15 Your intonation, inflection,your choice of words.
547 00:36:20 Hey, I got my own problems.
548 00:36:21 Now I gotta worry aboutwhat people think about the way I talk?
549 00:36:23 There are simple techniquesI can teach you that are quite effective.
550 00:36:26 I can help you.
551 00:36:27 I... I don't need no goddamn help.
552 00:36:29 People don't like the way I talk,they can go take a shit.
553 00:36:32 The profanity is another issue.
554 00:36:34 Fanabola. Why are you breaking my balls?
555 00:36:37 Because you can do better, Mr. vallelonga.
556 00:36:39 Which brings me to one more point.
557 00:36:41 As the guest of honor, I'll be introducedwhen entering these intimate events.
558 00:36:45 You will be introduced as well.
559 00:36:47 In my humble opinion, "vallelonga"may be difficult to pronounce.
560 00:36:52 So, I was thinking
561 00:36:55 "valle" would be more appropriate.
562 00:36:57 Tony valle. Short and sweet.
563 00:37:00 Eh... nah.
564 00:37:02 They got a problem with "vallelonga,"they can call me Tony lip.
565 00:37:05 These are genteel people.
566 00:37:07 "Tony the lip" may be a little...
567 00:37:10 Worldly for them.
568 00:37:12 Well, then it's Tony vallelonga.
569 00:37:14 All these high-class people,so much smarter than me,
570 00:37:17 with their intelligenceand speaking abilities,
571 00:37:20 you're telling methey can't pronounce my name?
572 00:37:22 They don't like it,they can shove it up their ass.
573 00:37:23 I'll just wait outside.
574 00:37:27 A sound compromise.
575 00:37:45 Ladies and gentlemen,tonight we are privileged
576 00:37:48 to present a great American artist.
577 00:37:51 He gave his first public performanceat the age of three.
578 00:37:55 At age 18, at Arthur Fiedler's invitation,
579 00:37:58 our guest made his concert debutwith the Boston pops.
580 00:38:02 He holds doctorates in psychology,in music, and in the liturgical arts,
581 00:38:08 and he has performed at the white housetwice in the past 14 months.
582 00:38:12 He is a true virtuoso.
583 00:38:14 And it's a... "Virtuoso."
584 00:38:17 - It's a special treat for me...- That's Italian.
585 00:38:20 Means, uh, he's really good.
586 00:38:23 So, ladies and gentlemen,please welcome the Don Shirley trio.
587 00:40:01 A new pair of shoes!
588 00:40:05 - Hard ten! Lady's friend.- He keeps on winning!
589 00:40:08 It's your dice.I'm just having a lucky night.
590 00:40:10 You cheating, brother!
591 00:40:11 - Tony.- Get him again. Get him again.
592 00:40:14 - Boss man's calling.- He ain't my boss.
593 00:40:16 I work for the record company.
594 00:40:18 Yeah, I work for the record company, too.
595 00:40:19 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man.
596 00:40:21 Hey, give us a chanceto win back our loot, huh?
597 00:40:23 I'm sorry, fellas. Duty calls.
598 00:40:24 - Come on, man.- Duty calls?
599 00:40:27 My man, my duty is to get my money back.
600 00:40:30 I've been looking for you.
601 00:40:31 Yeah, sorry.The guys were having a little game.
602 00:40:34 Next time you need extra money,just ask me.
603 00:40:37 It's more fun winning it.
604 00:40:39 And what if you lost?
605 00:40:41 Craps and cards, I don't lose, doc.
606 00:40:44 I don't lose.
607 00:40:46 So, stooping down in the gravel,
608 00:40:47 pitching dice for pocket changemakes you a winner?
609 00:40:51 What are you giving me shit for?Everybody was doing it.
610 00:40:54 They didn't have a choicewhether to be inside or out.
611 00:40:58 You did.
612 00:41:02 Now wipe off your knees.You have dirt on them.
613 00:41:24 Dear Dolores, how are you?
614 00:41:28 I am fine.
615 00:41:30 "I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly.
616 00:41:33 So don't worry about me not eating good.
617 00:41:36 I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight.
618 00:41:40 He don't play like a colored guy.
619 00:41:42 He plays like liberace, but better.
620 00:41:46 He's like a genius, I think.
621 00:41:48 When I look at him in the rearview mirror,
622 00:41:50 I can tell he's always thinkingabout stuff in his head.
623 00:41:53 I guess that's what geniuses do.
624 00:41:56 But it don't look fun to be that smart.
625 00:41:59 I miss you very, very much."
626 00:42:12 Who is this? “Who?
627 00:42:14 On the radio.
628 00:42:17 Little Richard.
629 00:42:18 Really? That's little Richard?
630 00:42:21 Yeah.
631 00:42:22 Think you could play something like that,doc?
632 00:42:26 I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated.
633 00:42:29 Got that right.
634 00:42:32 So, where did this"Tony the lip" moniker come from?
635 00:42:34 It's not "Tony the lip."
636 00:42:38 It's "Tony lip." One word.
637 00:42:39 I got it when I was a kid,
638 00:42:41 'cause my friend said I wasthe best bullshit artist in the Bronx.
639 00:42:45 Why are you smiling?
640 00:42:47 What do you mean?
641 00:42:49 It doesn't bother you that your friends,
642 00:42:51 the people closest to you,consider you a liar?
643 00:42:53 Who said "liar"? I said "bullshit artist."
644 00:42:57 And what's the difference?
645 00:42:58 'Cause I don't lie. Ever.
646 00:43:01 I'm just good at talking people into,you know,
647 00:43:03 doing things they don't want to do.
648 00:43:05 By bullshitting them.
649 00:43:08 And you're proud of that?
650 00:43:10 Well, it got me this job.
651 00:43:16 Wait a minute. You're full of shit.You never heard of chubby checker?
652 00:43:20 Of course I've heard of him.I've just never heard his music before.
653 00:43:24 But I like this. This is nice.
654 00:43:27 - He's got a silky voice, very smooth.- Yeah, he's terrific.
655 00:43:30 This is what everybody's dancing to now.
656 00:43:31 - This stuff...- Eyes on the road, Tony.
657 00:43:36 You know this song.
658 00:43:39 I don't think so, no.
659 00:43:40 How could you not know this music?Aretha Franklin.
660 00:43:45 Chubby checker, little Richard, Sam Cooke.
661 00:43:47 I mean, come on, doc.These are your people.
662 00:44:05 Do you want anything?I'm getting a pack of smokes.
663 00:44:07 No, thank you.
664 00:44:38 Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket.
665 00:44:40 Thank you, Oleg.
666 00:44:42 Nice turtleneck. Way to mix it up.
667 00:44:48 Got you an apple, doc.
668 00:44:55 Before we pull out, Tony,we need to have a talk.
669 00:45:00 - Yeah?- Oleg told me what you did.
670 00:45:03 What'd I do?
671 00:45:04 You stole a Jade stone from the store.
672 00:45:06 - No, I didn't.- He watched you do it.
673 00:45:08 I didn't steal no stone.
674 00:45:10 You picked it upand put it in your pocket.
675 00:45:12 I picked up a rock off of the ground.I didn't steal from a box.
676 00:45:15 Now, why would you pick up a rockoff the ground?
677 00:45:17 I don't know.
678 00:45:20 'Cause it ain't stealing.It's just a regular rock.
679 00:45:22 And why would you want a regular rock?
680 00:45:25 To have. For luck maybe.
681 00:45:27 A lucky rock.
682 00:45:28 - Yeah.- Let me see it.
683 00:45:42 Mm-mm.
684 00:45:45 Take it back and pay for it.
685 00:45:49 I told you that kraut was a snake.
686 00:45:51 Rats me out for somethingI didn't even do!
687 00:45:54 Pay for the stone, Tony.You'll feel better.
688 00:45:55 I feel fine. And I ain't payingfor no regular rock I found in the dirt.
689 00:46:01 Do not drive, Mr. vallelonga.
690 00:46:07 Put it back.
691 00:46:32 - Feel better?- No.
692 00:46:35 If you'd like, Tony,I'd happily buy you the stone.
693 00:46:38 Don't bother.You took all the fun out of it.
694 00:47:18 Excuse me. Sir.
695 00:47:21 - I'm with the band.- You're all set up.
696 00:47:24 This isn't the piano, right?
697 00:47:25 That's it.
698 00:47:27 It ain't a steinway.
699 00:47:29 So what?
700 00:47:30 Dr. Shirley only playson steinway grand pianos.
701 00:47:33 It's in his written contract.
702 00:47:35 Who's Dr. Shirley?
703 00:47:36 Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley trio.They're playing tonight.
704 00:47:40 Does it really matter?
705 00:47:42 Yeah, it does. It's in his contract.
706 00:47:46 Come on, man.
707 00:47:48 These coons can play on anythingyou put in front of 'em.
708 00:47:54 But it's a piece of shit.
709 00:47:56 And there's garbage in there.
710 00:47:58 So take it out.
711 00:48:00 What'd you say?
712 00:48:03 You heard me.
713 00:48:07 Hey. You got two, three hours.Just get a clean steinway in here.
714 00:48:11 - There ain't a steinway on campus.- Not my problem.
715 00:48:15 I bet there's not two steinwaysin the whole state of Indiana.
716 00:48:18 I guess you'd better move your ass, then.
717 00:48:20 Who you think you're talking to,greaseball?
718 00:48:52 Dear Dolores,
719 00:48:54 this morning I had steak and eggsfor breakfast.
720 00:48:57 The band has been playingat very ritzy joints.
721 00:49:01 Dr. Shirley and Iare getting along pretty good.
722 00:49:04 But sometimes I think he gets sad,
723 00:49:06 and that's why he drinks too much.
724 00:49:09 I never knew how very beautifulthis country was.
725 00:49:12 Now that I'm seeing it, I know.
726 00:49:15 You won't believe how beautiful nature is.It is as beautiful as they say.
727 00:49:20 And the traffic out here in the countryis nothing, which is fine by me.
728 00:49:24 Right now I'm eating spaghettiand meatballs in a diner
729 00:49:27 that tastes like ketchupoh Chinese noodles.
730 00:49:31 We are heading down south now.
731 00:49:35 I love you. Your husband, Tony.
732 00:49:38 Ps. Kiss the kids for me.
733 00:49:49 Got any family, doc?
734 00:49:51 Not really.
735 00:49:52 Not really? Either you do or you don't.
736 00:49:56 It's a long story, Tony.
737 00:49:59 What, we're in a hurry now?
738 00:50:02 Let's hear it.
739 00:50:05 I have a brother somewhere.
740 00:50:08 We used to get together once in a while,
741 00:50:10 but it got more and more difficultto stay in touch.
742 00:50:13 Curse of being a musician, I guess.
743 00:50:16 Always on the road.
744 00:50:19 Like a carnival worker.
745 00:50:20 - Hmm.- Or a criminal.
746 00:50:23 Took quite the tollon my marriage as well.
747 00:50:26 You're married? Was.
748 00:50:28 June.
749 00:50:30 Good person.Terrible grammar, but a kind soul.
750 00:50:34 You'd quite like her.
751 00:50:35 June. Like, uh... like Lassie's mom.
752 00:50:41 Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband actand a concert pianist act.
753 00:50:47 Couldn't seem to manage both worlds.
754 00:50:52 Kentucky fried chicken!
755 00:50:53 In Kentucky!When's that ever gonna happen?
756 00:51:08 All right!
757 00:51:11 Hey, you want some?
758 00:51:12 - I'm fine. Thank you, Tony.- All right.
759 00:51:16 Mmm. I think this is the bestKentucky fried chicken I ever had.
760 00:51:23 Probably 'cause it's fresher down here,right?
761 00:51:24 I don't think I've ever met anyonewith your appetite.
762 00:51:27 No. I got the bucketso you could have some.
763 00:51:30 I've never had fried chicken in my life.
764 00:51:33 Who you bullshitting?
765 00:51:35 You people love the fried chicken,the grits, and the collard Greens.
766 00:51:39 I love it, too.
767 00:51:40 Negro cooks used to make it all the timewhen I was in the army.
768 00:51:43 You have a very narrow assessment of me,Tony.
769 00:51:46 Yeah, right? I'm good.
770 00:51:48 No. No, you're not good. You're bad.
771 00:51:51 I'm saying, just because other negroesenjoy certain types of music,
772 00:51:54 it doesn't mean I have to.
773 00:51:55 Nor do we all eat the same kind of food.“Whoa. Wait a minute.
774 00:52:00 If you said all guineas like pizzaand spaghetti and meatballs,
775 00:52:03 I'm not gonna get insulted.
776 00:52:04 You're missing the point.
777 00:52:06 For you to make the assumptionthat every negro...
778 00:52:08 - Hey, you want some or not?- No.
779 00:52:10 Here. Come on.
780 00:52:11 - Tell me that don't smell good.- [T...
781 00:52:13 - Huh?- It smells okay.
782 00:52:15 I prefer not to get grease on my blanket.
783 00:52:18 Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey!
784 00:52:21 Come on, have a piece.It ain't gonna kill you.
785 00:52:23 - Come on, take it, eat it.- No.
786 00:52:24 Take it. I'm throwing it in the back.
787 00:52:26 - You... don't you dare.- Then you better take it.
788 00:52:28 How? Do you have plates or utensils?
789 00:52:31 Baffangul! Eat it with your hands!
790 00:52:33 - That's how you're supposed to.- I can't do that.
791 00:52:35 Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive.10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel.
792 00:52:37 - Come on. Take it, take it, take it.- Tony...
793 00:52:39 Come on, come on.
794 00:52:41 There you go.
795 00:52:43 Huh?
796 00:52:44 I... I can't do this, Tony.
797 00:52:46 Eat the goddamn thing!
798 00:52:49 Jesus.
799 00:53:00 What, no good?
800 00:53:02 Mmm.
801 00:53:07 It just seems...
802 00:53:10 So un... unsanitary.
803 00:53:13 Who gives a shit?
804 00:53:14 Just relax and enjoy it.
805 00:53:17 You know, my father used to say...
806 00:53:20 "Whatever you do,do it a hundred percent."
807 00:53:23 When you work, work.When you laugh, laugh.
808 00:53:25 When you eat,eat like it's your last meal.
809 00:53:29 You want another piece?Here. Have a breast.
810 00:53:32 Delicious.
811 00:53:35 Take it. Here you go.
812 00:53:37 What do we do about the bones?
813 00:53:42 We do this.
814 00:53:45 This is what we do.
815 00:53:54 There you go.
816 00:54:06 What's the big deal, doc?The squirrels would've ate it anyway.
817 00:54:09 Pick it up, Tony.
818 00:54:10 Nature takes care of the earth.
819 00:54:12 - Pick it up.- Ah, jeez.
820 00:54:48 This can't be right.
821 00:54:52 It says right here,"cozy as your own home."
822 00:54:57 Place looks like my ass.
823 00:54:59 This is the place.
824 00:55:07 The square one, please.
825 00:55:10 - Just this one?- Thank you.
826 00:55:16 Hey, uh, if you need anything,
827 00:55:19 I'll be right up the streetat the Easton inn.
828 00:55:22 Thank you, Tony.
829 00:55:28 Hey, Floyd, we ready.
830 00:55:29 I told you I can't play. My shoulder.
831 00:55:32 You and that damn shoulder.
832 00:55:35 Hey! Hey, fancy-pants. You want to play?
833 00:55:40 I beg your pardon?
834 00:55:41 Come on, brother. We short a man.
835 00:55:44 Oh, I'd rather not.
836 00:55:46 What, you too high and mighty?
837 00:55:48 No, no, let him alone. Let him alone.
838 00:55:50 He just afraid of gettingthat Butler uniform a little dusty.
839 00:55:53 Mm.
840 00:55:56 I'm just, um...
841 00:55:58 I'm on my way to meet a friend.
842 00:56:01 Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.
843 00:56:05 Floyd, come on, man.
844 00:56:07 Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone!
845 00:56:39 Mmm.
846 00:56:42 Eh.
847 00:56:44 "Vacation without aggravation.”
848 00:56:50 Hmm.
849 00:56:57 "Delightful dinnersfor particular people."
850 00:57:02 - Yeah?- Get up. It's George.
851 00:57:04 Get up.
852 00:57:07 Tony, come on. Hurry up.
853 00:57:10 Dr. Shirley's in trouble.
854 00:57:12 I went out for a drink,I walk into this bar,
855 00:57:14 and Dr. Shirley's in theregetting bounced around.
856 00:57:16 I didn't want to leave him,but I didn't know what to do.
857 00:57:19 Who let him out of his cage?
858 00:57:20 And they put that little tie on him, too.
859 00:57:22 Why you all dressed up? Yeah.
860 00:57:26 Get your hands off him.
861 00:57:30 What in the good goddamn we got here,fellas?
862 00:57:33 Hand him over. We walk out.Won't be a problem.
863 00:57:36 I just wanted a drink, Tony.
864 00:57:39 Hey, I told you we'll leave.
865 00:57:41 - Not a big deal. Come on.- He ain't going nowhere.
866 00:57:43 We need a brillo padto wash these dishes with.
867 00:57:45 Listen, assholes.
868 00:57:47 Do yourselves a favor and let him go.
869 00:57:51 Now!
870 00:57:54 Say it nice.
871 00:57:56 I just said it nice.
872 00:57:58 This boy is gonna getwhat he's got coming to him.
873 00:58:04 And you, you ain't got no say.
874 00:58:10 Maybe. But whatever happens here,
875 00:58:13 I'm gonna put a bulletright in the middle of your thick skull.
876 00:58:18 He ain't got no gun, ray.He's full of shit.
877 00:58:22 What if he ain't?
878 00:58:28 Well, I sure ain't.
879 00:58:31 And I ain't about to let this come to passin my place.
880 00:58:37 Let the spook go. Let him go.
881 00:58:40 Come on.
882 00:58:43 Get him out of here.
883 00:58:45 I want these Yankees off of my property.
884 00:58:48 - Go on.- Go on, George. Go. Go.
885 00:58:50 I got you, doc.
886 00:58:55 Go on.
887 00:59:03 You out of your mind?
888 00:59:04 I'm sorry.I didn't mean to put you in that position.
889 00:59:09 Wait, wait, wait.
890 00:59:10 Are you gonna throw up again?
891 00:59:14 I'm okay.
892 00:59:16 Honest to god, doc,I don't understand you.
893 00:59:19 You could have drunk here.You got a whole bottle.
894 00:59:21 I just needed some air.
895 00:59:23 Air? Do you know where you are?
896 00:59:27 Does geography really matter?
897 00:59:30 What?
898 00:59:31 If I was in a bar in your neighborhood,
899 00:59:34 would the conversation be any different?
900 00:59:40 From now on,you don't go nowhere without me.
901 00:59:43 Nowhere!
902 00:59:45 - Got it?- I understand.
903 00:59:49 Where's your room?
904 00:59:51 Tony.
905 00:59:53 What?
906 00:59:55 Do you really have a gun?
907 00:59:57 Of course not.
908 01:00:00 Doc, where's your goddamn room?
909 01:00:06 - Come on.- There it is.
910 01:00:08 Over there?
911 01:00:09 You gotta get to bed, doc.
912 01:00:10 You got a big show tomorrow night.Come on.
913 01:00:33 Thank you.
914 01:00:35 Louisville.
915 01:00:36 Thank you for your warm hospitality.
916 01:00:44 Thank you. Thank you.
917 01:00:54 Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate.
918 01:00:56 - I am.- Betty bought a bit of better butter
919 01:00:58 - to make the bitter butter better.- Betty bought...
920 01:01:00 B-bought...Betty bought butta-er... butta...
921 01:01:04 Who says that? Butta-er.
922 01:01:06 You have to start somewhere,Tony. A singer does vocal exercises.
923 01:01:09 An athlete warms up before they rehearse.
924 01:01:11 Athletes practice.They don't rehearse.
925 01:01:14 Ah, shit.
926 01:02:42 Ladies and gentlemen,a very special guest from the far north,
927 01:02:42 ladies and gentlemen,a very special guest from the far north,
928 01:02:47 Don Shirley.
929 01:02:53 Accompanying Mr. Shirley,the members of his trio,
930 01:02:56 Oleg malacovich, George dyer,
931 01:03:00 and his associate Tony valle...
932 01:03:03 Valle... vallelong-longia.
933 01:03:11 Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret.
934 01:03:13 If you gentlemen don't mind,we're going to steal Donnie away
935 01:03:16 for some, uh, introductions.
936 01:03:19 I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley.
937 01:03:22 Yeah. I'll take one.
938 01:03:25 - What's that?- A pimento-and-cheese sandwich, sir.
939 01:03:27 Yeah, I'll try one of them.
940 01:03:32 Oof.
941 01:03:40 Sorry. Not for me.
942 01:03:49 Earlier this week, we asked our helpwhat Mr. Shirley might like for supper.
943 01:03:54 So the boys in the kitchen whipped upa special menu in honor of our guest.
944 01:03:58 Gentlemen.
945 01:04:00 Home-cooked fried chicken.
946 01:04:09 There we go.
947 01:04:11 Bring it in. Serve it up hot.
948 01:04:13 [Playing "water boy"I
949 01:04:42 Thank you. Thank you.
950 01:04:47 We'll return after a brief intermission.
951 01:04:52 Excuse me, Don.
952 01:04:54 - Lovely work in there.- Why, thank you.
953 01:04:56 Uh, are you looking for the commode?
954 01:04:58 - Yes. I...- Yeah, here. Let me help you.
955 01:04:59 It's right out there before that pine.
956 01:05:07 I'd prefer not to use that.
957 01:05:09 Well, don't be silly, Don.It looks a lot worse from the outside.
958 01:05:13 And I suppose you'd know from experience.
959 01:05:15 Well, I've never had any complaints.
960 01:05:21 Well, I could return to my moteland use the facilities there...
961 01:05:26 But that would takeat least a half an hour.
962 01:05:32 We don't mind waiting.
963 01:05:36 Why don't I just pull over?You can piss in the woods.
964 01:05:39 Animals go in the woods.
965 01:05:41 It's gonna be at least 20 minutesI gotta go all the way back to your motel.
966 01:05:43 So let's just get thereso I can go back and finish the show.
967 01:05:46 See, that's the differencebetween you and me.
968 01:05:49 I'd have zero problem going in the woods.
969 01:05:51 I'm well aware.
970 01:05:53 What are you sore at me for?I don't make the rules down here.
971 01:05:56 No? Then who does?
972 01:06:00 Oh. You're sayingjust "cause I'm white and they're white?
973 01:06:05 You know, that's a very prejudiced thingyou just said there.
974 01:06:07 A very prejudiced thing.
975 01:06:09 I got more in common with the hymiesat second Avenue deli
976 01:06:11 than I do with these hillbilly pricksdown here.
977 01:06:14 Eyes on the road.
978 01:06:15 You always say thatwhen you don't like what I'm saying.
979 01:06:17 Eyes on the road.
980 01:06:23 I don't get it.
981 01:06:25 How does he smileand shake their hands like that?
982 01:06:28 They try to pull that outhouse shit on me,I'd piss right on the living room floor.
983 01:06:34 Don't... don't do that.
984 01:06:38 We have many concert dates left.
985 01:06:43 Yeah? So?
986 01:06:45 You realize we're contractually obligedto perform them?
987 01:06:49 Of course I do.You don't play, we don't get paid.
988 01:06:53 What's your point?
989 01:06:54 Ugly circumstancesare going to happen again,
990 01:06:58 so control yourself.
991 01:07:00 Don't lecture me, you rat.
992 01:07:05 Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north
993 01:07:07 getting rear end kissed at park Avenueparties for three times money.
994 01:07:11 But he ask for this.
995 01:07:18 Why?
996 01:07:39 What on god's green earth are you doing?
997 01:07:42 A letter.
998 01:07:43 Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note.
999 01:07:47 May 1?
1000 01:07:55 "Dear Dolores."
1001 01:07:58 D-e-a-r.
1002 01:07:59 This is an animal.
1003 01:08:00 “I'm meeting allthe highly leading citizens of the town.
1004 01:08:06 People that use big words, all of them.
1005 01:08:09 But you know me. I get by.
1006 01:08:12 I'm a good bullshitter.”
1007 01:08:14 Two t's in "bullshitter."
1008 01:08:17 "As I'm writing this letter,I'm eating potato chips,
1009 01:08:20 and I'm starting to get thirsty.
1010 01:08:24 I washed my socksand dried them on the TV.
1011 01:08:28 I should have brung the iron."
1012 01:08:31 You know this is pathetic, right?
1013 01:08:34 Tell me what you're trying to say.
1014 01:08:36 I don't know.
1015 01:08:38 You know, I miss her and shit.
1016 01:08:40 Then say that.
1017 01:08:42 But do it in a mannerthat no one else has ever done it before.
1018 01:08:45 And without the profanity.
1019 01:08:48 Something like, uh...
1020 01:08:50 Put this down.
1021 01:08:54 Dear Dolores.
1022 01:08:56 Hold on. I'll start a new one.
1023 01:08:58 D-e-a-r Dolores.
1024 01:09:03 When I think of you...
1025 01:09:06 I'm remindedof the beautiful plains of Iowa.
1026 01:09:11 What planes?
1027 01:09:13 The plains.
1028 01:09:15 P-I-a-i-n-s. Those big fields we saw.
1029 01:09:17 Oh. Yeah, those were nice.
1030 01:09:20 Plains.
1031 01:09:22 Which is what they call
1032 01:09:25 big fields around here.
1033 01:09:29 Tony, no expounding.
1034 01:09:31 - No what?- Just write what I say.
1035 01:09:33 No good.
1036 01:09:35 The distance between us...
1037 01:09:39 Is breaking my spirit.
1038 01:09:42 Between us...
1039 01:09:45 My time and experiences without youare meaningless to me.
1040 01:09:53 Falling in love with youwas the easiest thing I've ever done.
1041 01:09:57 Falling... in love... with you...
1042 01:10:02 This is very fucking romantic.
1043 01:10:05 Was the easiest thingI have ever done.
1044 01:10:08 Nothing matters to me but you,
1045 01:10:11 and every day I'm alive,I'm aware of this.
1046 01:10:15 I loved you the day I met you,I love you today,
1047 01:10:19 and I will love you the rest of my life.
1048 01:10:25 So, can I put, uh, "ps. Kiss the kids"?
1049 01:10:27 A ps?
1050 01:10:29 Yeah, like, at the end.
1051 01:10:32 That's like clanging a cowbellat the end of shostakovich's seventh.
1052 01:10:37 Right. And that's good?
1053 01:10:41 It's perfect, Tony.
1054 01:10:46 Everybody talksabout Willie mays, 1954.
1055 01:10:49 It wasn't even the greatest catchin the Polo grounds.
1056 01:10:51 That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936,second game of the world series.
1057 01:10:56 Final out, 500 feet...
1058 01:11:02 You like that, doc?
1059 01:11:03 That's a handsome suit.
1060 01:11:05 - Sharp.- Mm-hmm.
1061 01:11:07 Guy looks just like you.
1062 01:11:10 He does?
1063 01:11:13 Well, size-wise. Yeah.
1064 01:11:17 It is about a 42.
1065 01:11:20 - Why don't you try it on?- Hmm.
1066 01:11:23 What, you gotta wear a tuxedoon stage every night?
1067 01:11:26 You could mix it up a little, doc.
1068 01:11:27 Come on, let's see how it looks on you.We got plenty of time.
1069 01:11:34 I'll be right back.
1070 01:11:36 - How you doing?- May I help you, sir?
1071 01:11:38 Yeah, we want to try on that, uh,beautiful gray suit in the window.
1072 01:11:41 - You got it in a 427- Of course.
1073 01:11:47 That's the one.
1074 01:11:48 Dressing room is in the back, sir.
1075 01:11:51 Thank you. I'll be just a moment.
1076 01:11:53 Take your time, doc.I'll check out some ties for you.
1077 01:11:57 Uh, excuse me.Uh, you're not allowed to try that on.
1078 01:12:04 I beg your pardon?
1079 01:12:05 Uh, if you'd like to purchase it first,we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs.
1080 01:12:12 I see.
1081 01:13:02 Ah!
1082 01:13:16 Yeah.
1083 01:13:18 That's me.
1084 01:13:31 Hey, officer.I got a call about Dr. Shirley.
1085 01:13:36 Come on.
1086 01:13:41 His friend's here.
1087 01:13:45 Thank you.
1088 01:13:50 Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake.
1089 01:13:53 - You a lawyer?- No.
1090 01:13:55 Well, you should call one.
1091 01:13:56 - We're taking your auntie in.- For what?
1092 01:13:58 Manager caught him and the other guy.
1093 01:14:04 Well, can we get the cuffs off him,
1094 01:14:06 let him put his pants on,we talk about this?
1095 01:14:09 Sure, we could.
1096 01:14:11 But we ain't.
1097 01:14:12 Okay, look,we're out of here tomorrow morning.
1098 01:14:16 You'll never see us again.
1099 01:14:17 There's gotta be something we can doto work this out.
1100 01:14:21 What if you let him goand I give you something to thank you?
1101 01:14:25 You bribing us?
1102 01:14:27 No. Hell, no.
1103 01:14:29 A gift. A thank-you.
1104 01:14:32 What kind of thank-you?
1105 01:14:34 Like a...
1106 01:14:36 You know, donation to the police force.
1107 01:14:38 Youse guys.
1108 01:14:40 Whatever you want.
1109 01:14:42 You like suits?
1110 01:14:44 I was walking throughyour nice town today,
1111 01:14:46 and I seen a store that was selling suits.
1112 01:14:50 Primo suits.
1113 01:14:51 What if, as a thank-you... a donation...
1114 01:14:55 I buy youse each a suit?
1115 01:14:58 You get all dressed up,you take the wife out for dinner.
1116 01:15:02 I mean, guys like you, you work hard.You deserve it.
1117 01:15:13 They were wrong for the waythey treated me, and you rewarded them.
1118 01:15:18 I was hired to get youfrom one show to the next.
1119 01:15:21 How I do it shouldn't matter to you.
1120 01:15:23 I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off.
1121 01:15:24 I did what I had to do.
1122 01:15:27 You know, if this got out,it would kill your career.
1123 01:15:29 Okay, Tony.
1124 01:15:32 I need you to stop itwith the phony altruism
1125 01:15:34 and concern for my career.
1126 01:15:36 What the hell does that mean?
1127 01:15:37 You were only thinkingabout yourself back there
1128 01:15:39 because you know if I miss a show,it'll come out of your pocketbook.
1129 01:15:41 Of course I don't want you to miss a show,you ungrateful bastard.
1130 01:15:45 You think I'm doing this for my health?
1131 01:15:47 Tonight, I saved your ass.
1132 01:15:49 So show a little appreciation maybe.
1133 01:15:52 Besides, I told younever to go nowhere without me!
1134 01:15:56 I assumed you'd want thisto be the exception.
1135 01:16:34 Want me to get some makeup or somethingfor the show tomorrow?
1136 01:16:38 No, I'm fine.
1137 01:16:40 You sure? Bruise kind of shows.
1138 01:16:42 I said I'm fine.
1139 01:16:45 Okay.
1140 01:16:54 He didn't ask me to do that.
1141 01:16:55 I'm telling you,that's what he told me.
1142 01:16:57 He didn't ask me.
1143 01:16:58 Oh. Tony lip.
1144 01:17:02 Dominic, mags.What the hell you guys doing down here?
1145 01:17:04 Hey, Brooklyn sent us down.
1146 01:17:05 Take care of a few things. Yeah.
1147 01:17:42 I'm working here.
1148 01:17:52 Sorry, doc.They're some friends from New York.
1149 01:17:56 Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage?
1150 01:17:58 All right.
1151 01:18:32 Called his room. Be down in a minute.
1152 01:18:44 - Hey, doc.- Where are you off to?
1153 01:18:49 I'm just going downstairs.To have a drink.
1154 01:19:03 Tony.
1155 01:19:05 I think you're doing a wonderful job.
1156 01:19:09 So...
1157 01:19:11 I'd like to formally offer youthe position of my road manager.
1158 01:19:15 With the title also comesmore responsibility, but...
1159 01:19:20 That also means a raise in pay.
1160 01:19:22 No. No.
1161 01:19:24 No, thanks.
1162 01:19:27 We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses.
1163 01:19:32 That's our deal, right?
1164 01:19:36 I ain't going nowhere, doc.
1165 01:19:38 I was just going down to tell them.
1166 01:19:50 Tony.
1167 01:19:57 I'm sorry about last night.
1168 01:20:03 Don't worry about it.
1169 01:20:06 I've been working nightclubsin New York City my whole life.
1170 01:20:09 I know it's a...
1171 01:20:12 Complicated world.
1172 01:20:26 So, where'd you learnhow to play like that?
1173 01:20:29 My mother.
1174 01:20:30 - Your mother? Really?- Mm-hmm.
1175 01:20:35 She taught me how to playon an old spinet.
1176 01:20:38 Soon as I could walk,we'd travel around the Florida panhandle,
1177 01:20:44 put on my little showsin parishes and halls.
1178 01:20:47 Fortunately, a man who had seen me play
1179 01:20:49 arranged for me to studyat the Leningrad conservatory of music.
1180 01:20:53 I was the first negro ever accepted there.
1181 01:20:55 That's where they taught youall them songs you play?
1182 01:20:58 Actually,I was trained to play classical music.
1183 01:21:01 Brahms, Franz liszt, Beethoven, chopin.
1184 01:21:06 It's all I ever wanted to play.
1185 01:21:09 But I was persuaded by my record company
1186 01:21:12 to pursue a careerin popular music instead.
1187 01:21:15 They insisted that audienceswould never accept a negro pianist
1188 01:21:18 on a classical stage.
1189 01:21:21 Wanted to turn meinto just another colored entertainer.
1190 01:21:25 You know,the guy who's smoking while he's playing
1191 01:21:28 and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano
1192 01:21:31 and then complains becausehe's not respected like Arthur rubinstein.
1193 01:21:36 You don't see Arthur rubinsteinputting a glass of whiskey on his piano.
1194 01:21:43 I don't know. Personally,I think if you stuck to the classic stuff,
1195 01:21:46 it would've been a big mistake.
1196 01:21:48 A mistake? Performing the musicI trained my entire life to play?
1197 01:21:52 Trained? What are you, a seal?
1198 01:21:55 People love what you do.
1199 01:21:57 Anyone could sound like Beethovenor "Joe pan"
1200 01:22:00 or them other guys you said.
1201 01:22:02 But your music, what you do...
1202 01:22:08 Only you can do that.
1203 01:22:12 Thank you, Tony.
1204 01:22:18 But not everyone can play chopin.
1205 01:22:22 Not like I can.
1206 01:22:28 The trees have shedtheir leafy clothing,
1207 01:22:31 and their colors have fadedto grays and browns.
1208 01:22:34 "I saw millions of treesall dusted with snow,
1209 01:22:38 just like out of a fairy tale."
1210 01:22:40 He's so expressive.
1211 01:22:43 Got to admit, lip's letters,they're not bad.
1212 01:22:46 Oh, well, it's in the family.
1213 01:22:48 They say our great-great-great-grandfather
1214 01:22:50 helped Da Vinci with the sixteen chapel.
1215 01:22:53 - You mean Michelangelo.- Right.
1216 01:22:57 I'm just saying, we're an arty family.
1217 01:23:00 "I will count the hours,minutes, and seconds
1218 01:23:05 until you are in my arms.
1219 01:23:07 Love you, Tony.
1220 01:23:09 Ps. Kiss the kids."
1221 01:23:12 John! Yeah?
1222 01:23:14 I want a letter.
1223 01:23:16 Yeah, soon as you make a meal.
1224 01:23:32 Eyes forward, Tony.
1225 01:24:00 Tony.
1226 01:24:01 All right, everybody.Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome
1227 01:24:05 to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley trio.
1228 01:24:35 Your mother's ass.
1229 01:24:37 Can't see shit.
1230 01:24:47 What the hell's this guy doing?
1231 01:24:52 Son of a bitch.
1232 01:25:07 License and papers.
1233 01:25:09 Am I glad to see you!
1234 01:25:12 We had to turn off the main road,and, uh, now we're lost.
1235 01:25:18 Step out of the car.
1236 01:25:20 - What'd I do?- Out of the car.
1237 01:25:35 Why are you on this road?
1238 01:25:37 I told you.We had to make a detour, and we got lost.
1239 01:25:46 And why are you driving him?
1240 01:25:48 He's my boss.
1241 01:25:56 He can't be out here at night.This a sundown town.
1242 01:26:00 What's that?
1243 01:26:03 Get him out of the car and check his ID.
1244 01:26:05 Oh, come on. It's pouring rain.
1245 01:26:08 Sir, I can just get it right herethrough the window.
1246 01:26:11 Get him out of the car.
1247 01:26:13 Come on, get out now.Get out now. Get out.
1248 01:26:17 Got ID?
1249 01:26:21 How you say this last name?
1250 01:26:24 Vallelonga.
1251 01:26:26 - Yeah, what kind of name is that?- It's Italian.
1252 01:26:30 Oh. Oh, I see.That's why you're driving him around.
1253 01:26:36 You're half a nigger yourself.
1254 01:26:40 Hands in the air! Now! Now!
1255 01:26:46 Excuse me.
1256 01:26:52 Excuse me, sirs.
1257 01:26:56 I understandwhy my associate is being held,
1258 01:26:58 but what exactly am I being charged with?
1259 01:27:04 You seem like reasonable men.
1260 01:27:07 Perhaps you could let me out
1261 01:27:09 so that we could discussthe situation further.
1262 01:27:11 Just put the apple butter away, boy.
1263 01:27:13 You ain't going nowhere no time soon.
1264 01:27:17 You cannot hold me without cause.
1265 01:27:19 Oh, I got cause.
1266 01:27:21 'Cause you let the sunset on your black ass.
1267 01:27:25 I want to speak to my lawyer.
1268 01:27:27 I want my call.
1269 01:27:29 This is a flagrant violation of my rights.
1270 01:27:33 You know...
1271 01:27:36 He does have, uh, rights.
1272 01:27:45 Give the negro his goddamn phone call.
1273 01:27:48 You happy?
1274 01:27:54 You know a lawyer?
1275 01:27:56 Call him.
1276 01:28:09 I walk up to the car and I say,"sir, you know how fast you were goin'?"
1277 01:28:12 He says, "I'm sorry, officer.I didn't mean to speed, but"...
1278 01:28:15 As my mother always said,"what kind of brand-new fool are you?"
1279 01:28:19 Look at them over there.
1280 01:28:21 Take a good look at the officer you hit.
1281 01:28:23 Look at him.He's over there having a grand old time,
1282 01:28:26 chatting up with his pals,enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
1283 01:28:31 And where are you?
1284 01:28:32 In here, with me, who did nothing.
1285 01:28:36 Yet I'm the one who pays the price.
1286 01:28:38 I'm the one who's gonna missthe Birmingham show.
1287 01:28:40 Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too,if you don't play Birmingham.
1288 01:28:44 So, that little temper tantrum,was it worth it?
1289 01:28:48 Hmm?
1290 01:28:51 You never win with violence, Tony.
1291 01:28:52 You only winwhen you maintain your dignity.
1292 01:28:55 Dignity always prevails.
1293 01:28:59 And tonight, because of you, we did not.
1294 01:29:07 I wouldn't touch that mattress, doc.
1295 01:29:09 Maryville police.
1296 01:29:15 No, sir.
1297 01:29:16 No, no, I... I'm not, sir.
1298 01:29:19 Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir.
1299 01:29:22 Yes, sir.
1300 01:29:24 Gimme.
1301 01:29:25 Chief Pratt. Who's this?
1302 01:29:27 Baloney.
1303 01:29:31 Yes, sir. I can hear it now, governor.
1304 01:29:36 Uh...
1305 01:29:39 No, sir. I'm sorry.
1306 01:29:40 No, of course I can recognize your voice.It's...
1307 01:29:46 Sir?
1308 01:29:48 You're saying the boywe got locked up called who?
1309 01:29:55 Oh, and he called you.
1310 01:29:57 No... no, sir.
1311 01:29:59 An officer was assaultedin the line of duty.
1312 01:30:04 No, sir. No.
1313 01:30:05 I don't want no national guardcoming down here neither, sir.
1314 01:30:10 I'll get to it immediately, governor.
1315 01:30:13 Good night to you and the missus.
1316 01:30:20 Get 'em out. What?
1317 01:30:22 Cut 'em goddamn loose.
1318 01:30:23 That dago wop hit me!
1319 01:30:25 You want to keep your goddamn job?
1320 01:30:27 Then you do what I goddamn tell you to dowhen I goddamn tell you to do it!
1321 01:30:31 And I'm telling youto get 'em the goddamn out!
1322 01:30:34 Who the hell did you call?
1323 01:30:38 Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses.
1324 01:30:41 Marone. How great is that?
1325 01:30:44 It's not great.
1326 01:30:46 It's not great at all.
1327 01:30:47 - It's humiliating.- The hell you talking about?
1328 01:30:49 We were screwed. Now we ain't.
1329 01:30:52 And I just put the Attorney Generalof the United States
1330 01:30:55 in an incredibly awkward position.
1331 01:30:56 So what?That's what the guy gets paid for.
1332 01:30:59 What else he got to do?
1333 01:31:01 That man and his brotherare trying to change this country.
1334 01:31:04 That's what else he got to do.
1335 01:31:07 Now he thinks I'm some kind of...
1336 01:31:11 Calling from some... backwoods swamp jail,
1337 01:31:14 asking to attenuate assault charges?
1338 01:31:16 Who does that?
1339 01:31:17 Garbage. That's who.You shouldn't have hit him.
1340 01:31:21 I didn't like the way he was treating you,
1341 01:31:22 making you standout in the rain like that.
1342 01:31:24 Please, you hit himbecause of what he called you.
1343 01:31:28 I've had to endure that kind of talkmy entire life.
1344 01:31:30 You should be able to take itfor at least one night.
1345 01:31:32 What? I can't get mad at that stuffhe was saying 'cause I ain't black?
1346 01:31:35 Christ, I'm blacker than you are.
1347 01:31:37 Excuse me?
1348 01:31:40 What they eat, how they talk,how they live.
1349 01:31:43 You don't even know who little Richard is.
1350 01:31:45 Oh, so, knowing who little Richard ismakes you blacker than me?
1351 01:31:48 Oh, Tony,I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.
1352 01:31:51 You wouldn't talk so damn much.
1353 01:31:52 Bullshit. I know exactly who I am.
1354 01:31:56 I'm the guy who lived in the sameneighborhood in the Bronx my entire life
1355 01:31:59 with my mother, my father, my brother,and now my wife and kids.
1356 01:32:02 That's it. That's who I am.
1357 01:32:04 I'm the asshole who has to hustleevery goddamn day
1358 01:32:07 to put food on the table.
1359 01:32:08 You, Mr. big shot,you live on top of a castle,
1360 01:32:11 traveling around the worlddoing concerts for rich people.
1361 01:32:14 I live on the streets.You sit on a throne.
1362 01:32:17 So, yeah,my world is way more blacker than yours.
1363 01:32:21 Pull over. “What?
1364 01:32:24 - Pull over.- I ain't pulling over.
1365 01:32:26 Stop the car, Tony!
1366 01:32:30 What?
1367 01:32:31 What are you doing?
1368 01:32:34 Doc.
1369 01:32:37 Doc, what the hell are you doing?
1370 01:32:40 Doc. Get back in the car.
1371 01:32:43 Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone!
1372 01:32:47 And rich white people pay meto play piano for them
1373 01:32:49 because it makes them feel cultured.
1374 01:32:51 But as soon as I step off that stage,
1375 01:32:53 I go right back to beingjust another nigger to them.
1376 01:32:56 Because that is their true culture.
1377 01:32:59 And I suffer that slight alonebecause I'm not accepted by my own people,
1378 01:33:02 'cause I'm not like them either.
1379 01:33:05 So if I'm not black enoughand if I'm not white enough
1380 01:33:08 and if I'm not man enough,then tell me, Tony, what am I?
1381 01:33:46 I need some sleep.
1382 01:33:51 All right.
1383 01:33:53 I'll stop at the next place we seeand sneak you into my room.
1384 01:33:56 No. No.
1385 01:33:58 I refuse to stay in an establishmentwhere I'm not welcome.
1386 01:34:04 Yeah. Okay.
1387 01:34:24 Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere?
1388 01:34:29 I didn't know it bothered you.
1389 01:34:30 You should have told me.
1390 01:34:33 All you gotta do is say the word, doc.
1391 01:34:49 You do realize you'll be homebefore that letter arrives.
1392 01:34:52 Yeah, I know.Just thought I'd bring it with me.
1393 01:34:55 Save on stamps.
1394 01:34:57 All right.
1395 01:34:59 Tony, give it here. I'll fix it.
1396 01:35:03 No offense, doc,but I think I got the hang of it now.
1397 01:35:14 "Dear Dolores,
1398 01:35:16 sometimes you remind me of a house.
1399 01:35:22 A house with beautiful lights on it...
1400 01:35:25 Where everyone is happy inside."
1401 01:35:32 Yes, Tony. You got it.
1402 01:35:36 Yeah?
1403 01:35:39 Thanks.
1404 01:35:43 Hey, doc, thanks for helping mewith, uh, the letters.
1405 01:35:48 You're really good at writing 'em.
1406 01:35:51 My pleasure, Tony.
1407 01:35:54 You know, um, when you get home,
1408 01:35:56 maybe you should write...Write one to your brother.
1409 01:36:02 He knows where I amif he ever wants to reconnect.
1410 01:36:05 Eh. I wouldn't wait.
1411 01:36:09 You know...
1412 01:36:12 World's full of lonely peopleafraid to make the first move.
1413 01:36:22 Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow.
1414 01:36:36 You know, doc, something's beeneating at me this whole trip.
1415 01:36:40 Hmm?
1416 01:36:44 That titsburgh was a major disappointment.
1417 01:36:46 I didn't notice any difference at all.Did you?
1418 01:36:49 Good night, Tony.
1419 01:37:04 Good evening.Welcome, welcome. Come on in.
1420 01:37:09 All righty.
1421 01:37:14 Welcome, Mr. Shirley.
1422 01:37:16 Graham kindell. I'm the general manager.It is a pleasure to meet you.
1423 01:37:19 Thank you, Mr. kindell.
1424 01:37:21 This is Mr. Tony vallelonga.
1425 01:37:23 - Nice to meet you, Tony.- How you doing?
1426 01:37:24 Uh, let's keep the car right herein our "guest of honor" spot.
1427 01:37:27 Right this way, gentlemen.
1428 01:37:29 - Nice.- How was your drive up?
1429 01:37:30 - Oh, it was wonderful.- Good to hear. Good to hear.
1430 01:37:33 As you can imagine, our Christmas showis our biggest show of the year,
1431 01:37:36 and we are so happy to have you here,Mr. Shirley.
1432 01:37:38 So, if you need anything, anything at all,you let me know.
1433 01:37:42 - Mm-hmm. Thank you.- Now, here we are.
1434 01:37:44 We got about an hour before show time.Any questions?
1435 01:37:48 Where's the restaurant?
1436 01:37:50 Well, you continue down the hall here,Tony,
1437 01:37:52 to the right and across the lobby.
1438 01:37:53 - Good luck. Break a leg.- Thank you.
1439 01:37:58 Well, he said we got an hour.You must be starving, doc.
1440 01:38:01 Go ahead. I'll meet you there.
1441 01:38:29 May we join you?
1442 01:38:31 Yeah. Go ahead.
1443 01:38:39 - Cocktail, gentlemen?- I'm good.
1444 01:38:42 Three shots vodka.
1445 01:38:44 On.
1446 01:38:45 Last show. Cold war over. Time for truce.
1447 01:38:51 Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room?
1448 01:38:53 Yeah. More like half a broom closet.
1449 01:38:55 Tell you, I don't knowhow he puts up with that shit.
1450 01:39:02 Six years ago, in 1956...
1451 01:39:06 Nat king Cole was invited to perform
1452 01:39:08 at the municipal auditoriumhere in Birmingham.
1453 01:39:12 Mr. Cole was the first negro asked to playat a white establishment in this city.
1454 01:39:17 As soon as he started playing,
1455 01:39:19 a group of men attack himfor playing white people's music.
1456 01:39:24 They pull him off stage...
1457 01:39:27 And beat him badly.
1458 01:39:29 Jesus Christ.
1459 01:39:34 You asked me oncewhy Dr. Shirley does this.
1460 01:39:40 I tell you.
1461 01:39:41 Because genius is not enough.
1462 01:39:44 It takes courageto change people's hearts.
1463 01:39:55 Thanks.
1464 01:39:57 Thank you.
1465 01:40:00 Nu? Na zdorov'ye.
1466 01:40:03 Danke schon.
1467 01:40:08 - Good evening.- Can I help you?
1468 01:40:09 Oh, um...
1469 01:40:14 Um, there. Some friends of mine.
1470 01:40:16 Uh, you-you... you can't come in here.
1471 01:40:27 - I understand, but...- Hey. What's going on?
1472 01:40:30 This... gentleman saysthat I'm not permitted to dine here.
1473 01:40:34 No, you don't understand.He's playing tonight.
1474 01:40:36 He's the main event. Come on.
1475 01:40:37 I'm sorry,but it is the policy of the restaurant.
1476 01:40:41 Everything all right?
1477 01:40:42 Uh, no, it's not all right.
1478 01:40:44 This guy's sayingDr. Shirley can't eat here.
1479 01:40:46 Oh, well, I apologize, but...
1480 01:40:49 These are long-standing traditions,club rules.
1481 01:40:52 I'm sure you understand.
1482 01:40:53 No, I do not understand.
1483 01:40:55 In 45 minutes, I will be right up thereon that stage entertaining your guests,
1484 01:40:59 yet I can't eat here?
1485 01:41:00 I'm sorry.
1486 01:41:03 Wait a minute.Are you telling me the bozos in his band
1487 01:41:06 and all these peoplewho came here to see him play,
1488 01:41:08 they can eat here,
1489 01:41:09 but the star of the show,the parking spot of honor, he can't?
1490 01:41:14 I'm afraid not.
1491 01:41:15 Well, he's gotta eat.I mean, he's gotta have dinner.
1492 01:41:20 Okay. I'll tell you what.
1493 01:41:22 Why don't we bring somethingto his dressing room, huh?
1494 01:41:24 John, show him a menu.
1495 01:41:25 No. I'm not eating in that storage room.
1496 01:41:31 Okay, uh, well, if you prefer,
1497 01:41:33 there's a very popular establishmentright down the road, the orange bird.
1498 01:41:36 They'd be happy to feed you.
1499 01:41:41 Doc, come here.
1500 01:41:44 Just one second.
1501 01:41:46 You know what,maybe that other place is better anyway.
1502 01:41:48 I mean,the dinner rolls here are like rocks.
1503 01:41:50 You just go over and...You go over and come back.
1504 01:41:58 It's the last show.
1505 01:41:59 It's the bottom of the ninth.
1506 01:42:01 Let's just get it over withand we can go home,
1507 01:42:03 get away from these pricks.
1508 01:42:05 Huh?
1509 01:42:07 Ah, there you go.
1510 01:42:08 The fish is wonderful tonight.
1511 01:42:16 Either I eat in this room...
1512 01:42:19 Or I'm not performing tonight.
1513 01:42:25 May I have a word with you?
1514 01:42:41 Mr. villanueva,you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley.
1515 01:42:44 Please make him understand.We're not insulting him personally.
1516 01:42:47 This is just the waythings are done down here.
1517 01:42:49 Yeah, well, he's not from down here.
1518 01:42:51 Yeah, just... just ask himto be reasonable.
1519 01:42:54 I've got 400 guests in thereexpecting to be entertained tonight.
1520 01:42:56 And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight.
1521 01:42:59 Why can't you just make an exceptionthis one time?
1522 01:43:03 Let me tell you a story.
1523 01:43:05 You ever hear of the Boston celticsbasketball club?
1524 01:43:09 Yeah.
1525 01:43:10 Well, those boys came through herecouple years ago on a barnstorming tour.
1526 01:43:13 Seeing as they was the world championsof the league and all,
1527 01:43:15 we were tickled to have them here,and we rolled out the welcome wagon.
1528 01:43:19 So, do you know what tabletheir big coon ate at that night?
1529 01:43:24 No.
1530 01:43:25 I don't, either,but it wasn't one of ours.
1531 01:43:28 Now, let's cut the bullshit.
1532 01:43:31 Tell me what it's gonna take, huh?
1533 01:43:32 Say, uh, a hundred dollars,you get your boy to play?
1534 01:43:37 You think you can buy me?
1535 01:43:39 With all due respect, sir,
1536 01:43:41 you wouldn't be in a job like thisif you couldn't be bought.
1537 01:43:44 - You...- Stop.
1538 01:43:46 Tony.
1539 01:43:49 It's all right.
1540 01:43:52 I'll play...
1541 01:43:55 If you want me to.
1542 01:44:11 All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.
1543 01:44:14 What do you mean "let's get out of here"?
1544 01:44:17 Where the hell do you think you're going?
1545 01:44:19 Don, don't do this.Now, you signed a contract, and I...
1546 01:44:22 I know you're the kind of manwho honors a contract.
1547 01:44:24 Connie, bill, everything's gonna be fine.It's all right.
1548 01:44:26 You got a show to do, mister!
1549 01:44:27 You turn yourself around right now,goddamn it!
1550 01:44:30 Right now!
1551 01:44:32 This is why you peopledon't work down here.
1552 01:44:34 'Cause you're unreliable. You hear me?
1553 01:44:36 I shipped that goddamn steinwayin from Atlanta for you!
1554 01:44:46 Tony, are you hungry?
1555 01:44:49 Does Betty like butta... er?
1556 01:44:56 One, two...
1557 01:45:37 You a cop?
1558 01:45:38 Do I look Irish?
1559 01:45:41 What you want, baby?
1560 01:45:43 Two cutty sarks, neat.
1561 01:45:44 Coming up.
1562 01:45:52 Mm. Whatever your specialty is,we'll take it.
1563 01:45:56 Two orange birds!
1564 01:46:11 I like what you did back there, doc.
1565 01:46:13 You stood up for yourself.
1566 01:46:17 It's like what your friend,the president, said.
1567 01:46:20 "Ask not...
1568 01:46:22 Your country, what you can do for it.
1569 01:46:25 Ask what you do for yourself."
1570 01:46:29 You know?
1571 01:46:32 So, darling, what you do,all dressed up like that?
1572 01:46:37 Nothing particularly important.
1573 01:46:40 Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes.
1574 01:46:43 He's only the greatest piano playerin the world.
1575 01:46:46 That right? You good?
1576 01:46:50 Don't be shy, doc. Tell her who you are.
1577 01:46:53 Don't tell me nothing.
1578 01:46:55 Show me.
1579 01:47:03 Come on.
1580 01:48:49 Whoo!
1581 01:48:51 Yeah! Yeah!
1582 01:50:23 That's how you break a key.
1583 01:50:27 Oh, that was a good time.
1584 01:50:29 I'd do that once a month for free.
1585 01:50:31 You were unbelievable.
1586 01:50:33 Hey, Tony.
1587 01:50:35 I bet if we leave right now,we can make it.
1588 01:50:37 Make what?
1589 01:50:38 Christmas Eve in New York City.
1590 01:50:45 Oh, shit!
1591 01:50:57 Don't ever flash a wad of cashin a bar.
1592 01:51:09 I knew you had a gun.
1593 01:51:36 This could get bad, doc.
1594 01:51:39 Yes. It's a shame we don't have somethingto protect us on our journey.
1595 01:51:45 Oh, I know.
1596 01:51:47 Why don't you put your lucky rockup on the dash, Tony?
1597 01:51:52 Come on, Tony.
1598 01:51:54 We need all the help we can get.
1599 01:52:01 Thank you. I feel safer already.
1600 01:52:06 You're a real prick, you know that?
1601 01:52:31 Ah, shit!
1602 01:52:43 Goddamn cops.
1603 01:52:56 What are you doing out here?
1604 01:52:58 We're trying to get to New York.
1605 01:53:02 Is there a problem, officer?
1606 01:53:04 Yeah.
1607 01:53:06 I noticed your car was tilting left.Looks like your back tire is flat.
1608 01:53:16 Eh!
1609 01:53:25 Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
1610 01:53:41 Okay, be careful, gentlemen.
1611 01:53:43 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
1612 01:53:46 Thanks, officer.
1613 01:54:00 Weather advisory warningthis Christmas Eve
1614 01:54:02 as a major snowstormis hitting the eastern seaboard
1615 01:54:05 with the severest weatherin eastern Pennsylvania,
1616 01:54:09 northern New Jersey,and the five boroughs.
1617 01:54:12 Travelers are advised to stay offthe New Jersey turnpike.
1618 01:54:14 All right, that's it. We're done.
1619 01:54:18 I'm pulling us into the next motel.
1620 01:54:20 Keep going as long as you can, Tony.
1621 01:54:22 I can't keep my eyes open.
1622 01:54:25 I'm getting hypnotized here.
1623 01:54:27 Think my brain's gonna explode.
1624 01:54:32 Hey, we gave it a shot, doc.
1625 01:54:36 What are you gonna do?
1626 01:54:46 All right, the table is set,ladies and gentlemen.
1627 01:54:49 Don't run in the house.Don't run in the house.
1628 01:54:55 Mom, Frankie won't let me use it.
1629 01:54:58 Frankie, let Nicky use it!
1630 01:54:59 Use what?
1631 01:55:04 Here it is.
1632 01:55:10 Kids! Wash your hands.
1633 01:55:13 Here we go. Alla salute. Alla salute.
1634 01:55:16 Dee! Do you need help with the calzone?
1635 01:55:19 - No, I'm fine. No.- All right!
1636 01:55:21 It's time to eat!
1637 01:55:46 Tony.
1638 01:55:47 Tony, wake up.
1639 01:55:52 You all right?
1640 01:55:54 You're home. Get inside.
1641 01:56:12 Good night.
1642 01:56:14 Wait, wait. Come...Come up and meet my family.
1643 01:56:20 Merry Christmas, Tony.
1644 01:56:24 Hey...
1645 01:56:27 Merry Christmas.
1646 01:56:51 Hey, hey!You're gonna choke on the bone.
1647 01:56:53 I'm just getting started over here.
1648 01:56:56 - You got it? You got it.- I got it.
1649 01:56:58 - Dolores, do you need any help?- No, no, honey.
1650 01:57:01 - Not while I'm eating!- Go ahead, smoke.
1651 01:57:04 Oh!
1652 01:57:06 Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey!
1653 01:57:09 Dad!
1654 01:57:13 Hey.
1655 01:57:15 How are you?
1656 01:57:17 You made it back!
1657 01:57:19 Hey, pop. Mwah!
1658 01:57:20 Merry Christmas.“What a Christmas!
1659 01:57:22 - Buon natale!- Tony, god bless.
1660 01:57:24 - Hey.- I'm glad you made it back.
1661 01:57:29 Wonderful, wonderful!
1662 01:57:38 - You hungry?- I'm starving.
1663 01:57:39 - Hey!- All right. Sit down.
1664 01:57:41 Anything left?
1665 01:57:43 Let's go!
1666 01:57:56 - Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.- Thank you, amit.
1667 01:58:00 I turned down your bed, sir.
1668 01:58:01 Uh, shall I unpack your luggage now?
1669 01:58:03 No, no. Please, go home to your family.
1670 01:58:07 Thank you, sir.
1671 01:58:14 Merry Christmas, sir.
1672 01:58:16 Merry Christmas.
1673 01:59:08 The holidays are just starting.
1674 01:59:10 I love everything in white.
1675 01:59:13 Always. Always with the kissing.
1676 01:59:16 What?You never kiss me like that at the table.
1677 01:59:18 Why don't you ever kiss me like that?
1678 01:59:21 All right, all right, all right.Relax, relax.
1679 01:59:27 So, Tony, you all right?You seem a little quiet.
1680 01:59:31 Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know?
1681 01:59:35 Long trip.
1682 01:59:40 You take care of that thing?
1683 01:59:42 On.
1684 01:59:48 Thanks.
1685 01:59:49 Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.
1686 01:59:51 Seventy-five?
1687 01:59:53 Charlie said 60.
1688 01:59:54 Oh. I'm doing this for free?
1689 01:59:59 Hey, Tony.
1690 02:00:00 Tony, tell us about the trip.
1691 02:00:02 You've been gone two months.
1692 02:00:03 Yeah, how was he, the tutsoon?
1693 02:00:05 He get on your nerves?
1694 02:00:07 Don't call him that.
1695 02:00:13 All right.
1696 02:00:17 Tony,you should have seen the day last week
1697 02:00:19 little Frankie climbed up onto the TV.
1698 02:00:22 I took a picture of him. It was so cute.
1699 02:00:24 He was so funny up there.
1700 02:00:26 What are you, nuts, Dee?With all the tubes back there?
1701 02:00:28 - He could've got electrocuted.- Oh, no.
1702 02:00:30 - What, he break it?- What are you talking about?
1703 02:00:31 You're thinking of toasters.
1704 02:00:33 You can't get electrocutedfrom the TV set.
1705 02:00:35 She's not thinking about a toaster.She's thinking about a TV.
1706 02:00:39 Is he taking it into the bathtub?
1707 02:00:44 You're not gonna get electrocuted.
1708 02:00:51 Charlie.
1709 02:00:53 Hey, lip. Johnny invited me.
1710 02:00:55 Oh. Well, come on in.
1711 02:00:57 All right. Oh. You remember Marie?
1712 02:01:00 - Hey, Marie.- Charlie, you actually came?
1713 02:01:02 I was kidding.
1714 02:01:05 With the wife, too? Jeez.
1715 02:01:06 - Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.
1716 02:01:08 - Hello! What a surprise.- Merry Christmas.
1717 02:01:10 Nice to see you.
1718 02:01:11 Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop.
1719 02:01:13 - Hey!- Didn't bring nothing.
1720 02:01:14 - Christmas. Can you believe it?- Come here, come here.
1721 02:01:16 - Sit down.- Sit down, sit down.
1722 02:01:24 Doc.
1723 02:01:28 Ah. Welcome.
1724 02:01:31 On.
1725 02:01:33 Hey, everybody.
1726 02:01:36 Stop it, stop it.
1727 02:01:37 This is Dr. Donald Shirley.
1728 02:01:42 Merry Christmas.
1729 02:01:47 Well, come on. Make some room.Get this man a plate!
1730 02:01:56 On.
1731 02:01:59 Hello. You must be Dolores.
1732 02:02:02 Welcome.
1733 02:02:03 Buon natale.
1734 02:02:07 Thank youfor sharing your husband with me.