勇敢者游戏2：再战巅峰(Jumanji: The Next Level)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:09 Leaving this to come see you.
2 00:01:15 And I can't wait.
3 00:01:37 Whew.
4 00:01:48 MAN:Taxi! Over here.
5 00:01:57 Taxi!
6 00:01:58 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
7 00:02:02 Excuse me. Excuse me.
8 00:02:05 ♪ ...happiest season of all ♪
9 00:02:11 ♪ With those holiday greetings And gay happy meetings ♪
10 00:02:14 ♪ When friends come to call ♪
11 00:02:17 ♪ It's the hap-happiest season Of all ♪
12 00:02:25 Gilpin!Ahh!
13 00:02:26 You still on the toothpaste?Are you on your phone?
14 00:02:29 I'm just-- I'm going homefor the holidays tonight, so...
15 00:02:32 Does it look liketonight to you?
16 00:02:34 Because to me,it looks like today.
17 00:02:36 Finish the toothpaste.Okay. Sorry.
18 00:02:44 ♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪
19 00:02:51 ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing And hearts will be glowing ♪
20 00:02:56 ♪ When loved ones are near ♪
21 00:02:59 ♪ It's the most wonderful time Yes, the most wonderful ♪
22 00:03:05 ♪ TimeOf the year ♪
23 00:03:49 Dad, we're home!
24 00:03:51 EDDIE:I'm in the kitchen!
25 00:03:54 Jan, Spencer!
26 00:03:56 In the kitchen!
27 00:04:00 Dad, are you on a ladder?
28 00:04:02 What are you doing?Grandpa.
29 00:04:04 What's it look like?Get down.
30 00:04:05 I'm changing your light bulb.
31 00:04:07 I leave for 10 minutes,you're climbing ladders?
32 00:04:09 Don't thinkyou should be doing that.
33 00:04:11 You think I can'tchange a light bulb?
34 00:04:13 Okay.There.
35 00:04:15 Ugh! No, no, no.
36 00:04:17 I got it. I'm fine.Okay.
37 00:04:19 Hey, kiddo!
38 00:04:21 Hey, how's New York City?
39 00:04:24 It's great.How's school?
40 00:04:27 It's okay. How you doing?
41 00:04:29 I'm terrific. I don'teven know what I'm doing here.
42 00:04:32 You're recoveringfrom hip surgery.
43 00:04:34 Meh! I'll be outof here in no time.
44 00:04:36 It's not a prison.
45 00:04:37 I wanna get backto my apartment.
46 00:04:39 Is that so terrible?Your apartment? It's terrible.
47 00:04:42 Is it really cold in here?
48 00:04:44 The downstairs heaterisn't working.
49 00:04:46 The guy's coming in the morning.It's like a goddamn icebox.
50 00:04:50 Did you ever call Milo?
51 00:04:52 What? No.
52 00:04:53 Dad. He's called five times.Just call him back.
53 00:04:56 I'm not calling him back.I don't wanna talk to him.
54 00:05:00 Come on, I'll help youwith your bags.
55 00:05:04 Oh, you're staying in here.
56 00:05:06 We're roommates.
57 00:05:08 Yeah. I could just staydownstairs on the couch.
58 00:05:11 What? Don't be ridiculous.If you want, yeah.
59 00:05:13 It's a couple weeks.It's gonna be fine.
60 00:05:15 Come on in.Make yourself comfortable.
61 00:05:18 Oh! You're gonna...Whoa!
62 00:05:23 You okay?Don't tell your mother!
63 00:05:26 This goes there. There.
64 00:05:30 That's in there.
65 00:05:33 All right, let's try it.Okay, let's see.
66 00:05:35 All right, so there's that.
67 00:05:37 There's this. There's this.
68 00:05:39 The blue light, the red,the green light.
69 00:05:44 Oh, look at you two.How sweet is this?
70 00:05:47 Okay, I have to leave for workbefore either of you gets up.
71 00:05:51 The heater guy'scoming in the morning.
72 00:05:52 I'm gonna meetmy friends for brunch at 10.
73 00:05:55 That'll be nice.Where are you going?
74 00:05:57 Um...Nora's.What are you going there for?
75 00:06:01 All the restaurantsin Brantford,
76 00:06:02 you gotta go to that one?I didn't pick.
77 00:06:04 What difference does it make?It's been years.
78 00:06:07 I love you, honey.I'm so glad you're home.
79 00:06:09 SPENCER:Love you too, Mom.
80 00:06:17 Getting old sucks. Don't letanybody tell you any different.
81 00:06:21 You still gotthat little girlfriend?
82 00:06:23 No.
83 00:06:26 We're not together anymore.
84 00:06:27 I don't think.
85 00:06:29 Was it her or you?
86 00:06:31 It's complicated.Try me.
87 00:06:33 We'll seeif I can understand.
88 00:06:36 Well, when wefirst got together,
89 00:06:41 we were...
90 00:06:44 sort of different peoplethan we are now.
91 00:06:49 I mean, last year was...
92 00:06:51 amazing.
93 00:06:53 I was a senior in high school.
94 00:06:55 I had a girlfriend.
95 00:06:58 Like, I finally figured outwho I was or something.
96 00:07:01 Mm.
97 00:07:04 I wish I could just feellike that again, I guess.
98 00:07:10 I don't know.
99 00:07:11 Long-distancerelationships are hard.
100 00:07:13 I mean, I know everybody saysthat, but turns out it's true.
101 00:07:19 Can I give you a little advice?Listen to me.
102 00:07:22 Every single dayon every single subway car,
103 00:07:25 there's lots of ladiesin New York City.
104 00:07:28 And one in five of them, I wouldmarry, no questions asked.
105 00:07:32 This is the best timeof your life.
106 00:07:35 It is?Yes, it is.
107 00:07:38 So pull it together! It doesn'tget any better than this.
108 00:07:41 It's all downhill from here.
109 00:08:33 Bravestone.
110 00:09:32 BOTH:Hi!
111 00:09:33 Yay, yay, yay!
112 00:09:34 Ooh!Oh, gosh, how are you?
113 00:09:36 Oh, my God, you look amazing.Thank you.
114 00:09:39 Ho, ho, ho!
115 00:09:40 Fridge.Fridge!
116 00:09:42 Come here.Ooh!
117 00:09:44 So we were building housesfor two months,
118 00:09:46 and then on the way home,we stopped in Costa Rica,
119 00:09:49 which was also amazing.
120 00:09:51 That is so awesome.I am so happy for you.
121 00:09:54 That is so cool.
122 00:09:55 So, "M," that's whatwe're supposed to call you now?
123 00:09:58 You don't have to.It's just a nickname.
124 00:10:01 One of my college friendsgave me that.
125 00:10:03 You don't have to call me that.
126 00:10:05 M. I love it. It's so hot.
127 00:10:07 Okay.But you and Spencer,
128 00:10:10 you're still not...?Yeah. No. Um, we're--
129 00:10:13 We're still,like, taking a break.
130 00:10:17 Where is he, by the way?
131 00:10:38 Eh, Christ.
132 00:10:40 What do you want, Milo?
133 00:10:42 Nice to see you too.
134 00:10:46 Yes, I'd love to come infor a cup of coffee.
135 00:10:50 Thanks for asking.
136 00:10:57 You mind if I make some eggs?
137 00:10:59 Do whatever you want.I don't care.
138 00:11:00 Just hurry up.I don't have all day.
139 00:11:03 You going somewhere?
140 00:11:07 Have, um...?
141 00:11:09 Have you been in touchwith Spencer much?
142 00:11:13 Yeah...
143 00:11:16 You know what?
144 00:11:18 Not really, actually.
145 00:11:20 I text him a lot, buthe doesn't always text me back.
146 00:11:23 I know.FRIDGE: It's just--
147 00:11:24 I've been crazed lately
148 00:11:26 with, you know,classes and practices,
149 00:11:28 and I got gameson the weekends.
150 00:11:30 Yeah. Totally. Totally.
151 00:11:33 I've just-- I've been-- I'vebeen a little worried about him.
152 00:11:40 Okay, look, where--?Where is this guy? For real.
153 00:11:48 Good?
154 00:11:49 Meh.What do you mean, "Meh"?
155 00:11:52 Meh! What do you want already?
156 00:11:55 You've been callingand calling.
157 00:11:57 You show up out of the blueafter 15 years.
158 00:11:59 Why? 'Cause you wannamake some eggs?
159 00:12:06 You rememberwhen we first opened,
160 00:12:09 we had thatlittle dishwasher, Morris?
161 00:12:13 Yeah, of courseI remember Morris.
162 00:12:15 Worked the dinner shift.
163 00:12:17 Six days a week,2 in the morning most nights.
164 00:12:20 The dishwasher.Little Morris. Mm.
165 00:12:25 He wouldn't even touch thosesaucepans until he was done
166 00:12:27 with every single utensilin the bin.
167 00:12:33 Yeah, the man knew his craft.
168 00:12:36 Little Morris.
169 00:12:41 Well, get-- Wha...
170 00:12:43 Just get to it, would you?
171 00:12:45 I mean, it's alwaysthe scenic route with you.
172 00:12:47 I know what you want,you want to apologize.
173 00:12:50 And I hate to tell you,I'm not interested.
174 00:12:54 You think I'm supposedto apologize?
175 00:12:57 Oh, heater guy.
176 00:13:01 Grandpa Eddie?Anthony?
177 00:13:04 Yes, sir, it's me.
178 00:13:05 Anthony!
179 00:13:07 How are you?
180 00:13:08 Come on in. Come on in.
181 00:13:13 How you doing?Oh, getting old sucks.
182 00:13:15 Don't let anybodytell you any different.
183 00:13:18 Heh, heh. Oh, uh, this isuh, Martha and-and Bethany.
184 00:13:20 This is Spencer'sgrandfather, Eddie.
185 00:13:22 Martha?You're the little girlfriend.
186 00:13:25 Uh...Morning!
187 00:13:27 Morning, sir.Sorry to barge in on you.
188 00:13:29 You're not barging.He's barging.
189 00:13:32 Milo Walker.
190 00:13:34 Wait, Milo? Like--Like Milo and Eddie's.
191 00:13:37 Pleased to meet you.Man, my dad said
192 00:13:39 you guys hadthe best restaurant.
193 00:13:40 We were just there.Well, it's called Nora's now.
194 00:13:43 Pfft, Nora's.It's barely even a restaurant.
195 00:13:47 It's more likea breakfast place now.
196 00:13:50 Were you with Spencer?
197 00:13:52 No, we came herelooking for him, actually.
198 00:13:55 You all hungry?Eggs on the griddle.
199 00:13:57 Might have to take a look.Hey, man,
200 00:13:59 you can do morethan take a look at it.
201 00:14:01 FRIDGE:All right, all right. My man.
202 00:14:05 Whoa. Do you need a hand?Do I look like I need a hand?
203 00:14:15 BETHANY:Martha?
204 00:14:21 Hey.
205 00:14:24 Where is he?
206 00:14:35 Do you hear that?Yes.
207 00:14:43 You hear something?
208 00:14:45 It's probably the heater.It's broken.
209 00:14:52 How did iteven get here?
210 00:14:54 I don't know.
211 00:14:55 Maybe he--I don't know,
212 00:14:58 maybe he went back for itor something?
213 00:15:01 Is he tryingto fix it?
214 00:15:04 Why would anyonetry to fix that thing?
215 00:15:06 I don't know.
216 00:15:08 I don't know. Maybe he wentto buy parts or something?
217 00:15:11 Okay, look,I'm calling him again.
218 00:15:13 I'm sure everything's...fine.
219 00:15:36 Fourteen textsand four missed calls.
220 00:15:41 I don't think he went out.
221 00:15:45 I think...
222 00:15:48 I think he went back in.
223 00:15:49 No, no, no.No, no, no, no, no...
224 00:15:53 What? No. Why--?FRIDGE: Come on, man!
225 00:15:54 BETHANY:Why would he do that?
226 00:15:55 FRIDGE:Remember what it was like?
227 00:15:57 I got eaten by a fricking hippo!I got killed by a piece of cake!
228 00:15:59 Guys, guys.
229 00:16:01 How is he gonna get out?
230 00:16:04 Uh, he's gotta take the--The green jewel.
231 00:16:08 And stick it backin the statue thing.
232 00:16:10 By himself?
233 00:16:27 We gotta go get him.
234 00:16:28 Are you crazy?
235 00:16:30 I'm coming with you.Are you out of your minds?
236 00:16:32 We can do this. We've beenthere. We know what to expect.
237 00:16:35 I gotta stop hanging outwith white people.
238 00:16:37 I don't know what'swrong with me.
239 00:16:39 She's right. We playedbefore and we won.
240 00:16:41 We barely survived!
241 00:16:43 You knowhe would do it for you.
242 00:16:46 For any of us.
243 00:16:54 Be careful.It looks pretty busted.
244 00:17:02 NIGEL :Welcome to Jumanji.
245 00:17:04 What...? We haven't evenpicked our guys yet!
246 00:17:08 What?
247 00:17:10 Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, Ihate this part. All right. Okay.
248 00:17:17 This is not happening!
249 00:17:26 You guys?
250 00:17:32 No!
251 00:17:52 Am I--?
252 00:17:54 Is it--? I can't believe--
253 00:17:57 Oh!
254 00:18:01 Oh, it's her.
255 00:18:03 I'm her.
256 00:18:11 Spencer.
257 00:18:14 Spencer?
258 00:18:19 What in tarnation?
259 00:18:22 Where am I?
260 00:18:24 What the hell is this?
261 00:18:27 Oh, my God.
262 00:18:30 Eddie?
263 00:18:33 Who the hell are you?I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
264 00:18:37 Milo?
265 00:18:39 What on earth? What--?
266 00:18:41 What the--?Oh, my.
267 00:18:42 Wait a minute.
268 00:18:44 Oh, Lord.
269 00:18:45 This isn't happening.Pardon me?
270 00:18:48 Who are you?You're Spencer's grandfather.
271 00:18:51 Yeah, no kidding.And you are Milo.
272 00:18:54 I certainly am.
273 00:18:56 I'm Martha, Spencer's...
274 00:18:58 You're the little girlfriend?
275 00:19:00 Look out!What?
276 00:19:03 Ah! Oh, oh!Oh, Lord.
277 00:19:06 That hurt like a goddamn--
278 00:19:09 Bethany?What? I'm not--
279 00:19:13 No.
280 00:19:15 No, no, no,no, no, no, no...
281 00:19:19 Yo!
282 00:19:20 Oh, no, no, no.This can't be happening!
283 00:19:25 Fridge?
284 00:19:26 Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
285 00:19:28 The hell, man?
286 00:19:30 Okay.Okay, something went wrong.
287 00:19:33 You think?
288 00:19:38 Holy...
289 00:19:40 Wait. If I'm--
290 00:19:42 Then you--? Spencer?
291 00:19:44 Why does everybodykeep calling me Spencer?
292 00:19:47 No, that is Grandpa Eddie.And that, heh...is Milo.
293 00:19:51 Pleased to meet you.
294 00:19:53 What?
295 00:19:54 Then where's Bethany?And where's Spencer?
296 00:19:57 I don't know! Okay?
297 00:19:58 The game, it didn'tlet us pick our avatars, so--
298 00:20:01 Because it's busted!Yeah, okay.
299 00:20:03 Are we dead?
300 00:20:04 You know, I was justwondering the same thing.
301 00:20:07 Did I die and turn into
302 00:20:09 some kind of a small,muscular Boy Scout?
303 00:20:12 We're not dead.So then what's going on here?
304 00:20:15 Okay, this is gonna soundvery, uh, strange,
305 00:20:18 but we are ina video game called Jumanji,
306 00:20:21 and we are in the bodiesof video game characters, heh.
307 00:20:25 And we've been here before,Fridge and I.
308 00:20:27 Last time, I was you.Mm.
309 00:20:29 Huh?We're in a game!
310 00:20:32 We gotta find Spencer'cause he's in here too.
311 00:20:34 Spencer?Yes.
312 00:20:36 He's here?Yes.
313 00:20:38 Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
314 00:20:40 Yes. Spencer.
315 00:20:42 He's here too?MARTHA & FRIDGE: Yes!
316 00:20:44 He's here,and we gotta find him.
317 00:20:46 So it's likea hide-and-go-seek situation.
318 00:20:49 I'm not "it."
319 00:20:51 Hm...
320 00:20:56 My hip feelspretty good now.
321 00:21:00 Oh, my jointsfeel like butter.
322 00:21:04 Oh, yeah, look at those.Wow.
323 00:21:07 Look at these.Look at what I got.
324 00:21:10 Uh, we have some issues here.You're telling me this?
325 00:21:13 I'm the old fat dude.
326 00:21:15 I came back, and thingsactually got worse.
327 00:21:17 At least last timeI was still black.
328 00:21:22 Well, look atthis little fella.
329 00:21:25 Hello there. Heh.
330 00:21:27 Mr. Walker, don't gettoo close to the water!
331 00:21:29 Get away from there!I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
332 00:21:37 Hey! Ahh!
333 00:21:40 Get on out of here!
334 00:21:43 MOUSE:What just happened?
335 00:21:45 What the hellwas that thing?
336 00:21:49 Well, that therewas a hippopotamus. Mm-hm.
337 00:21:56 And they are awfully fast.
338 00:21:58 Faster than a horse,if you can believe that.
339 00:22:01 And they've gotan awful ferocious bite.
340 00:22:04 How about that?You know, the funny thing is,
341 00:22:07 I don't remember...
342 00:22:09 knowing much about hipposuntil right now.
343 00:22:13 You're a zoologist.
344 00:22:15 I'm sorry, what now?Are we in Florida?
345 00:22:18 Just listen.This is a dangerous place.
346 00:22:22 Crazy dangerous.
347 00:22:24 But Martha and I,we've been here before.
348 00:22:26 We know what we're doing. Yougotta stay alert all the time.
349 00:22:30 If I'm near water, I got one eyeon the water, you hear me?
350 00:22:34 You got to have eyesin the back of your--
351 00:22:41 Oh, God.
352 00:22:43 What in the Sam Hilljust happened to him?
353 00:22:53 Shut the front door.
354 00:22:55 What the hellhappened to you?
355 00:22:58 Damn!
356 00:23:03 A plane?
357 00:23:05 What? Come on! Follow me!
358 00:23:08 Come on, let's go.Let's go. Follow us.
359 00:23:18 Welcome to Jumanji.
360 00:23:20 Why is he in a plane?I don't know.
361 00:23:22 Well, don't just stand there.Hop in!
362 00:23:29 NIGEL:Strap in.
363 00:23:35 Dr. Bravestone,famed archeologist
364 00:23:38 and international explorer,
365 00:23:40 I'm so glad you've returned.
366 00:23:42 I've been so anxiousfor your arrival.
367 00:23:44 You talking to me?Yes.
368 00:23:46 Once again, Jumanjiis in great peril,
369 00:23:48 and only you can help.
370 00:23:50 Nigel, we're lookingfor our friend.
371 00:23:51 Have you seen, like, anyone--?Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
372 00:23:55 welcome to Jumanji.
373 00:23:56 "Killer of men"?Yeah, I, uh-- I kill guys.
374 00:24:00 I'm so glad you've returned.
375 00:24:02 I've been so anxiousfor your arrival.
376 00:24:04 What's with this fella?My dearest Mouse,
377 00:24:07 surely you remember me.
378 00:24:08 Nigel Billingslyat your service.
379 00:24:10 Hey. Nigel,I thought that was you.
380 00:24:13 He's a-- Uh, what is it called?
381 00:24:15 NPC, a non-player character.OBERON: He's not a real person.
382 00:24:19 He only has a limitednumber of things he can say.
383 00:24:21 Mm, my friend Carlis just like that.
384 00:24:24 Nigel, we're lookingfor someone.
385 00:24:26 Has anyone arrivedin Jumanji--?
386 00:24:27 Jumanji is in great peril.
387 00:24:29 It's all detailed in the letterI sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
388 00:24:32 Perhaps you shouldread it aloud.
389 00:24:34 Grandpa Eddie.
390 00:24:36 Do you have a letter?Do I have a letter?
391 00:24:38 Check your pockets.Why would I have a letter?
392 00:24:41 Nigel herewrote you a letter.
393 00:24:42 I didn't get a letterfrom this guy.
394 00:24:44 But we arein a video game, and--
395 00:24:46 We're in a video game?
396 00:24:48 We're gonna die.
397 00:24:49 We did die.Are we in hell?
398 00:24:51 I knew it.Oh, my God.
399 00:24:53 It's detailedin the letter I sent you,
400 00:24:55 Dr. Bravestone.You should read it aloud.
401 00:24:57 I don't have a letter! How manytimes I gotta tell you that?
402 00:25:00 Oh, no, Eddie.It's in your hand.
403 00:25:04 Where did this come from?
404 00:25:05 You got to pay attentionto what's in your hand.
405 00:25:09 Perhaps you shouldread it aloud.
406 00:25:14 "Dr. Bravestone,it is my solemn hope
407 00:25:17 that this letter finds you,for again..."
408 00:25:20 NIGEL:Jumanji is in grave danger.
409 00:25:24 BRAVESTONE:Whoa, what's going on here?
410 00:25:26 RUBY:It's a cutscene.
411 00:25:28 I'll explain afterwards.
412 00:25:29 NIGEL:You see, our worst nightmare
413 00:25:31 has come to pass,
414 00:25:33 for Jurgen the Brutalhas returned.
415 00:25:36 Indeed, that most viciousJumanjian conqueror is back.
416 00:25:40 And he's brought with him
417 00:25:41 his savage horde.
418 00:25:43 They descended from theirfortress atop Mount Zhatmire
419 00:25:47 and made their way southto the Avian Province,
420 00:25:51 home of the sacredFalcon Jewel,
421 00:25:54 worn around the neckof the village elder.
422 00:25:56 The Falcon is the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
423 00:25:59 and it has been guardedby the people
424 00:26:01 of the Avian Provincefor hundreds of years.
425 00:26:04 So long as the jewelcan see the sun,
426 00:26:06 the waters will flowand the land will flourish.
427 00:26:16 Yeah!
428 00:26:26 NIGEL: Many brave souls died that day,
429 00:26:29 but Jurgen gotwhat he came for.
430 00:26:32 He stowed the jewelin darkness,
431 00:26:34 hidden from the sun.
432 00:26:48 A drought befell the land.
433 00:26:49 The crops dried out and died.
434 00:26:52 And if the jewelis not returned soon,
435 00:26:54 it may be too late.
436 00:26:56 Which is why we called for you
437 00:26:57 and your brilliant associates.
438 00:26:59 I understandthe enormous weight
439 00:27:01 that this must carry for you,Dr. Bravestone,
440 00:27:04 how this adventureis like no other,
441 00:27:06 since it was Jurgen the Brutal
442 00:27:09 who killed your parents.
443 00:27:14 No, no, no, no!
444 00:27:18 Huh?He killed
445 00:27:20 Dr. Bravestone's parents?Indeed, he did.
446 00:27:22 When the doctor was just a boy.Oh, well, that's terrible.
447 00:27:26 I can't say this enough:We're in a video game.
448 00:27:29 You must recover the jewelfrom Jurgen the Brutal
449 00:27:31 and show it to the sun.
450 00:27:33 He's making his way northacross the desert now.
451 00:27:36 Jurgen the Brutal.Is that Barbara's boy?
452 00:27:39 And remember, the goalis to recover the loot.
453 00:27:41 To wrest it fromthe hands of the brute.
454 00:27:43 And if you wishto leave the game,
455 00:27:45 you must save Jumanjiand call out its name.
456 00:27:47 Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
457 00:27:51 Well, if I was listeningcorrectly, that is her sister.
458 00:27:54 Here's your map.
459 00:27:57 Find an oasis and followthe flame to the desert fruit.
460 00:28:00 Huh?I can't land here,
461 00:28:02 so you're goingto have to drop in.
462 00:28:04 What?No, no. Nigel--
463 00:28:05 I'll get as low as I can.Hold on.
464 00:28:07 Get ready.What do you mean?
465 00:28:09 We don't have parachutes.
466 00:28:10 Shouldn't we have--? Ahh!
467 00:28:11 MOUSE: What the hell?NIGEL: Good luck.
468 00:28:13 The future of Jumanjiis in your hands.
469 00:28:15 Why did we take a planeif there's nowhere to land?
470 00:28:17 And go!
471 00:28:46 The hell, man?
472 00:28:59 Where are we?
473 00:29:00 Where's the jungle?
474 00:29:02 What are we doing here?
475 00:29:04 We've got to keep ittogether, okay?
476 00:29:06 "Keep it together"?Yes.
477 00:29:07 This isa whole new thing.
478 00:29:09 Nobody said we'd have to doa whole new thing.
479 00:29:11 And by the way, what the hellhappened to Bethany?
480 00:29:35 MOUSE:So, what part of New Hampshire
481 00:29:37 BRAVESTONE:We're not
482 00:29:39 That's right. Exactly.Not New Hampshire.
483 00:29:41 You're starting to get it now?Nope.
484 00:29:43 I don't have the foggiest cluewhat's going on here.
485 00:29:46 That guy kept calling meDr. Braverman,
486 00:29:48 which is the nameof my orthopedist.
487 00:29:50 I'm thinking I just hadanother hip surgery
488 00:29:52 and now I'm coming out of it.
489 00:29:54 Hey! Check this out!
490 00:30:02 Okay.We have to find Spencer.
491 00:30:05 To do that, I think we haveto start playing the game.
492 00:30:08 I'm sure that's what he did.We find him,
493 00:30:11 finish the game,and we go home.
494 00:30:14 Ed, you okay?
495 00:30:16 Would you look at me?
496 00:30:19 I'm back.
497 00:30:21 I haven't lookedlike this since--
498 00:30:23 Never.
499 00:30:24 You looked like this never.
500 00:30:27 What? When I was younger,I was in great shape.
501 00:30:29 I remember youwhen you were younger,
502 00:30:31 and...this is notwhat you looked like.
503 00:30:34 I think my eyesare a different color.
504 00:30:37 All of youis a different color.
505 00:30:39 It's a good look on me,huh? Huh?
506 00:30:43 Okay.They're headed north.
507 00:30:45 Which way is north?I have no idea.
508 00:30:48 Well, you wanna check the map?Right. I'm the map guy now.
509 00:30:51 "Find an oasis and followthe flame to the desert fruit."
510 00:30:56 Follow the flameto the desert fruit.
511 00:30:58 You know there'snothing on that?
512 00:31:00 He can see it,you can't.
513 00:31:01 Each place on the mapis a different level,
514 00:31:03 and the levelsget harder as we go.
515 00:31:06 This one is called...
516 00:31:08 "Dunes."
517 00:31:10 No shit.
518 00:31:14 BRAVESTONE:Who the hell is that?
519 00:31:21 Oh, that's an ostrich.
520 00:31:23 Oh, no.Yes, indeed.
521 00:31:27 That is an ostrich.
522 00:31:31 The ostrichis a flightless bird,
523 00:31:34 one of 60 species.
524 00:31:37 You got the penguin, you gotthe emu, and you got the kiwi.
525 00:31:41 Heh, heh, funny thing is,I don't remember knowing--
526 00:31:44 OBERON & RUBY:You're a zoologist.
527 00:31:45 I was a zoologist last time.It's important.
528 00:31:48 Maybe if we could get throughthis quicker.
529 00:31:50 Well, another thing is, they canrun up to 45 miles per hour,
530 00:31:55 which makes them the world'sfastest two-legged animal.
531 00:31:59 Did you know that?Fascinating.
532 00:32:03 What a magnificent creature.We should get out of here.
533 00:32:08 What else do you know?
534 00:32:10 Here's anotherinteresting fact.
535 00:32:13 They have three stomachs.How about that?
536 00:32:17 Ah! Come on.Beat it!
537 00:32:20 Don't get so close.
538 00:32:22 Just a bird, okay? Come on,get moving. Get out of here.
539 00:32:26 Anything else we need to know?Beat it, bird.
540 00:32:28 Another interesting thingabout the ostrich...
541 00:32:30 I said scram,you stupid bird!
542 00:32:32 ...is when threatened...Get out of here!
543 00:32:35 ...they attack.
544 00:32:39 MOUSE:Oh, my!
545 00:32:42 Eddie! Eddie!Oh!
546 00:32:44 Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
547 00:32:47 Yes.No. Yes, he died,
548 00:32:49 but he's fine.
549 00:32:50 Did I just kill Eddie...
550 00:32:54 by talking too slow...
551 00:32:57 like he always saidI would?
552 00:33:10 Why does everybody keepdropping from the sky?
553 00:33:14 Nurse, I'm gonna need to seeDr. Braverman right now, please.
554 00:33:18 I'm not your nurse.Okay, listen.
555 00:33:21 These tattoos on our arms,that is your life count.
556 00:33:25 We each have three lives.
557 00:33:26 You and Fridgeeach have two left.
558 00:33:29 If you lose all three,
559 00:33:31 listen to me,it is game over.
560 00:33:33 That's it. You're dead.Dead like..."kaputski"?
561 00:33:38 Yes.
562 00:33:39 Kaputski.
563 00:33:46 What the hell is that?
564 00:33:47 That's not good.Look.
565 00:33:57 Oh, there's one more thingabout ostriches.
566 00:34:01 Oh, no.
567 00:34:02 Say it!
568 00:34:03 They travel in herds.
569 00:34:10 We gotta get out of here!
570 00:34:12 Dune buggies, let's go!Come on, come on! Shake a leg!
571 00:34:15 BRAVESTONE: Hey, wait.MOUSE: Why am I so slow?
572 00:34:16 OBERON:Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
573 00:34:18 Come on, come on!I'm coming, Eddie.
574 00:34:20 Go.Do you see the key anywhere?
575 00:34:22 Okay, how do I do this?I've never driven one of these!
576 00:34:28 Maybe under the dash.
577 00:34:31 Green button!Green button. Go.
578 00:34:33 Go, go, go!
579 00:34:37 Go, go.
580 00:34:47 Oh, my God!
581 00:35:01 MOUSE:Go.
582 00:35:03 You area terrible driver.
583 00:35:06 What are you talking about?We're fine.
584 00:35:08 Nobody fine. You-- Oh! Oh, oh!
585 00:35:11 Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
586 00:35:13 Oh, help! Oh, oh!
587 00:35:16 Hold on, Eddie.Please don't let go.
588 00:35:18 Ahh! Oh! Oh, wow!
589 00:35:21 Oh, help. Ahh!
590 00:35:28 Help. Eddie. Oh!
591 00:35:35 Beat it!
592 00:35:37 Get out of here!
593 00:35:42 I think we lost them.
594 00:35:43 Yeah?Yeah.
595 00:36:01 Are you okay?Yeah.
596 00:36:05 Oh, no.
597 00:36:12 Ahh!What do we do?
598 00:36:13 I don't know!
599 00:36:18 Get in! Hurry!
600 00:36:31 Ha! Suckers!
601 00:36:40 Eddie...Uh-oh.
602 00:36:43 RUBY: Oh, my--OBERON: Whoa, whoa!
603 00:36:47 Oh, dude!MOUSE: Oh, dear.
604 00:36:52 RUBY:What do we do?
605 00:36:54 What do we do?
606 00:37:00 What are you doing?
607 00:37:01 OBERON: Birds, birds, birds!Birds!
608 00:37:12 What the hell, man?They're flightless birds.
609 00:37:15 This is a flightlessdune buggy!
610 00:37:19 OBERON: Oh!Oh, no!
611 00:37:24 OBERON:No, no, no!
612 00:37:25 We're not going to make it.We're gonna make it.
613 00:37:28 RUBY: No, we're not!We're not gonna make it.
614 00:37:30 We're gonna make it.
615 00:37:37 We're not gonna make it.
616 00:37:50 That was fantastic. Heh.
617 00:37:53 Oh, horrible driver.Whoo...
618 00:37:57 Yeah, you see that, birds?You don't mess with the kid.
619 00:38:00 Right there!
620 00:38:06 Did you see me?
621 00:38:08 I was incredible.
622 00:38:09 I mean, I saved you,I saved you,
623 00:38:12 I saved this guy from a birdwhile I was driving a car.
624 00:38:16 I was a machine.I was relentless.
625 00:38:19 I was fearless.Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
626 00:38:23 That's Bravestone.Okay, check this out.
627 00:38:28 Oh, goodness.
628 00:38:31 What the hell?
629 00:38:32 It's your strengthsand weaknesses.
630 00:38:34 I-- I mean your avatar,
631 00:38:35 Dr. Bravestone's,strengths and weaknesses.
632 00:38:38 "Fearless," check.
633 00:38:40 "Speed. Climbing.""Boomerang"?
634 00:38:44 "Smoldering intensity"?
635 00:38:46 It's this stupid face you make.Huh?
636 00:38:52 There it is.
637 00:38:55 Ew! Ew! Old man.Get it together.
638 00:38:57 Eddie, you okay?You having a heart attack?
639 00:39:01 His whole left side is shuttingdown. Eddie, look at me!
640 00:39:03 Yeah?There you go. Now you're back.
641 00:39:08 "Weakness: switchblade."
642 00:39:10 Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
643 00:39:12 Bravestone didn'thave weaknesses last time.
644 00:39:14 Yeah,bugged the hell out of me.
645 00:39:16 I wonder if...
646 00:39:23 "Nunchucks"? That's new.Damn, that's a good list.
647 00:39:26 Milo, push on your left,like, chest area.
648 00:39:29 I'm sorry, what?Come on, man.
649 00:39:32 Hey!
650 00:39:34 Oh, I got one too. What--?
651 00:39:36 My. "Zoology." That's whatyou were talking about earlier.
652 00:39:41 Yes. Exactly.Yes.
653 00:39:42 Your avatar is a zoologist.
654 00:39:44 You know, my nephew Maxwellis a veterinarian.
655 00:39:48 What a fascinating--"Linguistics"?
656 00:39:50 I didn't have that last time.The study of languages.
657 00:39:53 Makes sense.He studies the entire language
658 00:39:55 on his way to the point.
659 00:39:57 Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
660 00:40:00 Time does fly.
661 00:40:01 Okay, let's get it over with.
662 00:40:07 You gotta be kidding me.
663 00:40:09 Well, geometry is...
664 00:40:12 Is new.Yeah.
665 00:40:13 Who wouldn't wannabe better at geometry?
666 00:40:15 And for weaknesses,"Endurance."
667 00:40:18 And what else? Let's see,"Heat, sun and sand."
668 00:40:24 Shouldn't be a problem.It's not like
669 00:40:26 we're in the middle ofa goddamn desert or anything.
670 00:40:30 What's the point of this guy?Who even needs this guy?
671 00:40:32 He can read the map.
672 00:40:34 Easy for you to say,you got nunchucks!
673 00:40:36 I've been training four hoursa day for six months.
674 00:40:39 Now look at me!
675 00:40:41 Man, it is hot out here!
676 00:40:44 How is this guy a characterin an adventure game?
677 00:40:48 Okay, okay, okay.
678 00:40:50 I gotta get this guy in shapeand build up some endurance.
679 00:40:53 I know how to do that.
680 00:40:55 Burpees.Five burpees, right now.
681 00:40:56 Get it going!
682 00:41:00 MOUSE: That's one.One!
683 00:41:08 Oh, no.Oh, yeah, come on!
684 00:41:13 North is that way!
685 00:41:28 MOUSE:You know, it's, uh...
686 00:41:29 It's really goodto see you, Ed.
687 00:41:32 I don't wanna hear it.
688 00:41:33 You don't wanna hearthat it's good to see you?
689 00:41:36 You sold me out, Milo.I did not sell you out.
690 00:41:39 We sold our business.It was time.
691 00:41:41 Yeah, time for who?Well, it was time for me.
692 00:41:44 Okay? Standing on my feet,
693 00:41:46 serving a hundred platesa night for 35 years?
694 00:41:49 I was done.
695 00:41:51 I was ready, man.
696 00:41:53 I was ready to retire.
697 00:41:55 I'm done talking!
698 00:42:11 OBERON:"The Oasis."
699 00:42:15 I guessthat's the next level.
700 00:42:19 Huh?
701 00:42:22 The next levelof the game.
702 00:42:24 We're ina game?
703 00:42:25 Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie,we are in a game.
704 00:42:27 You can't beserious.
705 00:42:29 Did you knowabout this?
706 00:42:30 I thoughtyou were done talking.
707 00:42:44 Bethany?Yep.
708 00:42:47 My name's Bethany too.Really?
709 00:42:50 Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
710 00:42:57 Sure is, sweetie.
711 00:42:59 Can I talk to youfor a minute?
712 00:43:05 Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
713 00:43:07 I'm sorry, I just--
714 00:43:09 I didn't knowwhere else to go.
715 00:43:10 No, no, no, it's okay.
716 00:43:12 I'm glad you came.
717 00:43:14 Do you think you can help meget the machine to start?
718 00:43:20 That is so dangerous.
719 00:43:22 I know.
720 00:43:25 But I have to try.
721 00:43:29 They're my team.
722 00:43:44 MOUSE:So, what exactly
723 00:43:46 BRAVESTONE:We're looking
724 00:43:48 Okay, "Follow the flameto the desert fruit."
725 00:43:54 Look.
726 00:43:57 They're here.
727 00:43:58 Hyenas.
728 00:44:00 Unusual fortheir bone-crushing teeth.
729 00:44:07 OBERON:Smoke Stack.
730 00:44:09 Where's there's smoke...
731 00:44:10 There's fire.
732 00:44:13 Come on.Mm.
733 00:44:15 MAN 1: Boom!MAN 2: You call that a roll?
734 00:44:17 MAN 3:Not bad at all.
735 00:44:19 MAN 2:I'll bet you two more!
736 00:44:20 Drinks! Drinks over here!
737 00:44:23 Another round here!
738 00:44:24 Yeah!Yeah!
739 00:44:41 ♪ The world was on fire ♪
740 00:44:43 ♪ And no one could save meBut you ♪
741 00:44:46 I thoughtyou'd never come back.
742 00:44:49 ♪ Strange what desire... ♪
743 00:44:50 I need to talk to you.
744 00:44:54 Absolutely.
745 00:44:57 Not here, not now.
746 00:45:00 Not around them.
747 00:45:07 Leave me alone!
748 00:45:13 Wow.
749 00:45:16 Fiery.
750 00:45:17 OBERON:Not a real person.
751 00:45:20 What'd she say?Well, she said she thought
752 00:45:22 I was never gonna come back,she wants to get together later,
753 00:45:25 and we all know what that means.Hiyo!
754 00:45:28 It means that she's gota clue for you.
755 00:45:30 Oh, that's a coincidence.I got a clue for her.
756 00:45:32 You got a clue for her.RUBY: Wait.
757 00:45:34 She's your ex-girlfriend.She's the flame.
758 00:45:37 "Follow the flame."What?
759 00:45:50 The jewel, it's here.
760 00:46:08 Is that the guythat killed my parents?
761 00:46:10 No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
762 00:46:15 We lost a good man today.
763 00:46:19 The very best of us.
764 00:46:22 For Dagfinn...
765 00:46:24 wasn't just my hyena master.
766 00:46:28 He was my friend.
767 00:46:29 I loved him like a brother.
768 00:46:33 And now he's gone.
769 00:46:36 And his beloved hyenasare left...
770 00:46:39 without their master.
771 00:46:45 Long live Dagfinn.
772 00:46:46 ALL:Long live Dagfinn!
773 00:46:49 Why did he have to die?
774 00:46:54 He died because...
775 00:46:56 he made a mistake.
776 00:46:59 He tried to steal somethingquite precious from me.
777 00:47:04 He left me no choice.
778 00:47:06 And now...
779 00:47:08 I feed himto his beloved hyenas.
780 00:47:16 That's messed up.Oh!
781 00:47:18 I loved Dagfinn!
782 00:47:22 There's none among youI love as much.
783 00:47:25 And so...
784 00:47:32 The key!
785 00:47:35 It's gone.
786 00:47:37 Thief!
787 00:47:40 I got her. I got the thief.
788 00:47:42 Wait.
789 00:47:44 Are you guys--? Wha--?Come here.
790 00:47:47 MAN 1: Catch her!MAN 2: Don't let her get away.
791 00:47:52 Trying to stealthe key to my chest?
792 00:47:56 Nope.
793 00:47:58 Shake her down.
794 00:48:02 I'm sorry, I did it.It was my fault.
795 00:48:04 I, uh...
796 00:48:07 I just-- I don't--
797 00:48:10 I don't know what I was...Oy vey.
798 00:48:13 Uh, it's like, um...It's like I'm hyperventilating.
799 00:48:17 Does anyone have,like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
800 00:48:20 Or a brown paper bag?
801 00:48:22 Spencer?
802 00:48:23 Is it really hot in here?
803 00:48:24 You mean...?
804 00:48:26 That's him. Right there.What?
805 00:48:28 That ain't Spencer.Look, I know my grandson.
806 00:48:31 My grandson's a guy.
807 00:48:34 Did he change his hair?
808 00:48:37 Cut off her head.MAN 1: Yeah!
809 00:48:39 MAN 2: Cut off her head!Wait, wait, wait.
810 00:48:41 I just think, uh, maybedon't cut off my head?
811 00:48:44 Oh!Spencer!
812 00:48:45 Oh, my.Did he just--?
813 00:48:47 Oh, Lord.
814 00:48:50 That's my Life Alert.
815 00:48:51 I gotta take my pill.
816 00:48:59 RUBY:Come on!
817 00:49:02 Spencer!
818 00:49:04 Oh, my God, you're alive.
819 00:49:05 What are you guys doing here?
820 00:49:07 What are we doing here?We came to get you, fool!
821 00:49:10 Bethany?Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
822 00:49:13 What? So, um...
823 00:49:15 Milo Walker, darling.
824 00:49:19 Milo?
825 00:49:23 Spencer? Is that you, kiddo?Grandpa?
826 00:49:26 Guys, I found Spencer.Here's Spencer right here.
827 00:49:28 What are you stealing for?
828 00:49:31 I'm still me.Oh.
829 00:49:33 Hey.
830 00:49:35 Hey.Hey.
831 00:49:42 Come on.
832 00:49:47 Let's go.
833 00:49:58 Damn it, I was so close.I had the key in my hand.
834 00:50:01 Why'd you stop me?Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
835 00:50:04 so I grabbed you.What do you want?
836 00:50:05 You shouldn't have come.I had it under control.
837 00:50:08 Did you? It looked likeyou just got murdered.
838 00:50:11 I mean, what the hell, Spencer?Why are you even here?
839 00:50:13 RUBY:Why did you have the game?
840 00:50:15 We destroyed itso that this would never happen!
841 00:50:18 I went back and got it, okay?
842 00:50:20 I don't knowwhy I did it, but I did.
843 00:50:24 And then last night...
844 00:50:26 I've been in kindof a weird place,
845 00:50:28 and somethingcame over me, okay?
846 00:50:30 And now we're allstuck here again!
847 00:50:32 I thought that I would be him.Bravestone!
848 00:50:37 I wanted to feellike that again.
849 00:50:41 Like...I could do anything.
850 00:50:47 But instead, I'm, um...
851 00:50:49 Ming Fleetfoot.
852 00:50:53 RUBY:"Cat burglar,
853 00:50:56 Another better character.
854 00:50:58 RUBY: "Weakness: pollen."Yeah.
855 00:51:00 She's small and craftyand has allergies.
856 00:51:02 She's basically me.
857 00:51:05 I swear, man, if we survive,
858 00:51:07 I am gonna kill you.
859 00:51:09 I just can't believeyou came back here on purpose.
860 00:51:12 I'm sorry. Okay?
861 00:51:16 I'm sorry.
862 00:51:19 Wait!
863 00:51:20 BRAVESTONE:Oh, there she is.
864 00:51:22 Who?My ex.
865 00:51:24 Okay.
866 00:51:26 Hi.
867 00:51:29 If my husband knewI was talking to you,
868 00:51:32 you'd be dead by morning.
869 00:51:34 Uh, don't tell him?
870 00:51:36 Listen to me,Jurgen and his army
871 00:51:39 are returning to his fortress.
872 00:51:41 There, they will meetthe Brothers Kababik.
873 00:51:44 He will trade the Falcon Jewel,and an alliance will be formed.
874 00:51:48 You must get the jewelbefore that happens.
875 00:51:52 You're our only hope,
876 00:51:53 so you must hurry.
877 00:51:57 Oh, my.
878 00:52:01 Now you must go.Gotta go.
879 00:52:03 They're gonna meetthe Brothers who?
880 00:52:04 The Brothers Kababik.
881 00:52:06 The Brothers Bababik.Shh!
882 00:52:08 Kababik?You must get the jewel
883 00:52:10 before that happens.
884 00:52:12 You are our only hope,so you must hurry.
885 00:52:23 I think you should explain itto us one more time.
886 00:52:26 Wait a second.Oh!
887 00:52:27 What about the desert fruit?
888 00:52:29 Aren't you gonnalead us to that?
889 00:52:30 Now I must go...
890 00:52:32 before Switchbladerealizes I'm gone.
891 00:52:36 What? Switchblade?
892 00:52:38 That's his weakness.
893 00:52:41 I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
894 00:52:44 And I always will.
895 00:52:47 That...
896 00:52:49 is my curse.
897 00:52:54 I love you too!
898 00:52:57 Well, she seemslike a nice girl.
899 00:53:04 We need camels.
900 00:53:06 Okay, if we're gonna catch upwith Jurgen, we need camels.
901 00:53:10 And we need to find the desertfruit, whatever that is.
902 00:53:13 "Follow the flame."I guess we have to follow her.
903 00:53:16 You guys follow her,we'll go steal some camels.
904 00:53:38 Whoa.
905 00:54:06 "Jumanji Berry Tree."
906 00:54:08 Jumanji berry?
907 00:54:10 That's a desert fruit?
908 00:54:13 I guess.
909 00:54:15 "In the moment of need,remember the seed."
910 00:54:19 A little bitof Jumanji wisdom there.
911 00:54:26 There it is.
912 00:54:32 Milo and I will break inand get the camels.
913 00:54:35 Grandpa, you stay here onlookout. Keep a low profile.
914 00:54:38 Got it? Low profile.
915 00:54:40 If anyone triesto enter the livery,
916 00:54:42 just, I don't know,whistle or something.
917 00:54:45 Sure thing.
918 00:54:50 That's not when you smolder.
919 00:54:52 It's not the moment for it.Forget it.
920 00:54:54 I did it.I don't know what it was.
921 00:54:56 Look like your stomachis upset.
922 00:54:58 Like you ate something bad.
923 00:55:03 Oh, man.
924 00:55:04 I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
925 00:55:07 Stealing makes mevery uncomfortable,
926 00:55:09 which is not idealfor a burglar.
927 00:55:34 So the fruitis in the tree.
928 00:55:36 But you can't get to it
929 00:55:38 without going throughthe water
930 00:55:39 or whatever that is.
931 00:55:41 Get boiled or eaten by piranhasor something.
932 00:55:48 "Follow the flame."
933 00:55:51 I think that's how we get there.
934 00:55:53 But I don't know howI'm supposed to make that jump.
935 00:55:56 I mean, it's doable...
936 00:55:59 but I don't havemy usual explosiveness.
937 00:56:02 Ugh!Wh-- Ho! Yo!
938 00:56:05 Ho, ho, ho! Wow!
939 00:56:16 Yes!
940 00:56:21 Martha! Ho!
941 00:56:26 Martha!
942 00:56:28 Oh...
943 00:56:33 Martha!Oh, it's really heavy.
944 00:56:37 Ugh! You okay?Give me your hand.
945 00:56:40 There you go.
946 00:56:49 Ow. Oh...
947 00:56:54 Wait a second.
948 00:56:56 What...?The hell, man?
949 00:56:58 Oh, my God!
950 00:57:00 The hell, man?Oh, my God.
951 00:57:05 Fridge?Yeah.
952 00:57:07 Martha?
953 00:57:09 Yeah.
954 00:57:16 Hey, move along.Nothing to see here.
955 00:57:19 What'd you say?
956 00:57:21 I said, keep walking, pal.
957 00:57:22 Nothing to see here. Beat it.
958 00:57:25 What'd you say?Beat it, get out of here.
959 00:57:29 What'd you say?
960 00:57:41 I said, scram!
961 00:57:50 You want a piece of me?Yeah, come on, come on.
962 00:57:55 What do you got?What do you got? Come on!
963 00:57:58 Come and get it. Yeah!
964 00:58:04 Come on, you bastards!
965 00:58:07 Ha, wow! Ha, ha!
966 00:58:10 Here, camel, camel.
967 00:58:13 Come on, let's go.
968 00:58:16 They are proud and majesticanimals, aren't they?
969 00:58:23 Oh, you're welcome. Heh.
970 00:58:27 Did you--? Were youjust talking to them?
971 00:58:32 Um, press your menu.Uh, it's right here.
972 00:58:37 "Linguistics."
973 00:58:38 You can talk to animals.
974 00:58:40 Yes.
975 00:58:41 It appears that I speak camel.
976 00:58:44 Can you ask them tocome with us and--?
977 00:58:47 Excuse me.
978 00:58:50 They're willing to talk.
979 00:58:52 Uh, they wanna knowwhat's in it for them
980 00:58:54 and how much luggage we have.
981 00:58:56 Will you look at me? Oh!
982 00:59:00 I mean, what am I supposedto do with this?
983 00:59:02 You read the map.
984 00:59:04 I don't wanna read the map.I'm supposed to be her.
985 00:59:06 Instead, there's actual hairgrowing out of my face!
986 00:59:09 Sorry. All bodies are beautiful,even this one.
987 00:59:14 Wait a second.
988 00:59:21 Oh, this is amazing!Careful.
989 00:59:25 Fridge...
990 00:59:29 Yo, this thing is insane!
991 00:59:32 Be careful.That body is not a toy.
992 00:59:34 No, it's a machine.
993 00:59:35 And on top of that...
994 00:59:38 boobs.
995 00:59:40 Touch my boobs,and I will murder you.
996 00:59:42 Too late. It was literallythe first thing I did.
997 00:59:44 Ew!
998 00:59:47 Hey, hey, don't do that.
999 00:59:50 Let's take this berryand go meet them.
1000 00:59:52 Relax, girl.
1001 00:59:54 I'm trying that flyingacrobat thing you did.
1002 00:59:56 Don't. We have the berry.Check this out.
1003 00:59:57 It's not necessary.Omaha, Omaha!
1004 00:59:59 Hut, hut, hike!Wait.
1005 01:00:03 Fridge, be careful! I am tellingyou, that body's a weapon.
1006 01:00:06 You don't knowwhat it's capable of.
1007 01:00:08 This is amazing!
1008 01:00:09 That body's a loaded gun!
1009 01:00:11 Yeah! And this gun'sabout to go off!
1010 01:00:14 Whoo-- Oh!
1011 01:00:16 Oh, my God!
1012 01:00:18 Fridge!
1013 01:00:20 Come here.Ugh!
1014 01:00:21 Oh, my God.Goddamn it!
1015 01:00:24 Here, I got you. I got ya.Ugh!
1016 01:00:38 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
1017 01:00:41 Oh, my God, that was awful.
1018 01:00:43 I hate being the map guy!
1019 01:00:48 Let's get out of here.
1020 01:00:55 Switchblade! There he is.
1021 01:00:59 SWITCHBLADE:Bravestone!
1022 01:01:00 I told you to staythe hell away from my wife!
1023 01:01:07 We got company.What did you do?
1024 01:01:10 All right, guys, this isthe moment. We need you now.
1025 01:01:16 Uh, they said that we canget away out the back door.
1026 01:01:21 Are you talking to that camel?Yes.
1027 01:01:23 That's Lucille and Hank.
1028 01:01:25 And Jeffrey's in the back.
1029 01:01:35 Hey!Hey.
1030 01:01:39 We should get going.What happened?
1031 01:01:41 My grandpa beat up45 strangers.
1032 01:01:43 That woman's husbandis trying to kill him.
1033 01:01:45 Mm.
1034 01:01:46 Is that the desert fruit?
1035 01:01:48 Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
1036 01:01:49 and it weighs like 100 pounds.
1037 01:01:52 My grandpa will carry it.
1038 01:01:56 We should get out of here.
1039 01:01:58 Come on, Grandpa.Let's go.
1040 01:02:00 I could take them.RUBY: What?
1041 01:02:01 What? We escaped.
1042 01:02:03 I said, I could take them.Oh, Eddie.
1043 01:02:05 No, Grandpa Eddie,that's Switchblade!
1044 01:02:07 I'm telling you,there's a time when you run.
1045 01:02:09 Then there's a time in life,like now, where you stay...
1046 01:02:17 Yeah! Yeah!
1047 01:02:20 ALL :Switchblade! Switchblade!
1048 01:02:22 Nice shot, Switchblade!
1049 01:02:32 OBERON: Oh!Phew.
1050 01:02:40 What?
1051 01:02:55 We should seeMount Zhatmire pretty soon.
1052 01:03:00 You know, Gladys and I tooka road trip before she passed.
1053 01:03:03 We went on a ceramics tour
1054 01:03:06 through the Southwest.
1055 01:03:08 I lost my restaurantso you could drive around
1056 01:03:10 and look at ashtrays?Yes, Ed.
1057 01:03:12 That's what you dowhen you retire.
1058 01:03:15 You explore your interests.
1059 01:03:17 I don't have interests.
1060 01:03:19 Guys like me, we don't retire!
1061 01:03:22 We work,and then we keep working,
1062 01:03:24 and then, eventually, we die.
1063 01:03:26 But you retired me.You retired me.
1064 01:03:29 It's a wonder I lastedas long as I did.
1065 01:03:31 What?You're a difficult man, Ed.
1066 01:03:34 You don't abandonyour best friend, Milo.
1067 01:03:36 When I lost the restaurant,I lost everything!
1068 01:03:39 You--?
1069 01:03:42 Yes. Yes, I know he is.
1070 01:03:44 Are you talking to my camel?Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
1071 01:03:47 And he can tellthat you're a pain in the ass.
1072 01:03:50 My camel's taking your side?
1073 01:03:54 And he's not your camel.
1074 01:03:56 He's just giving you a ride.
1075 01:03:59 Oh! Well, how about the bothof you go screw yourselves?
1076 01:04:03 What did you just say?Guys!
1077 01:04:05 You and me, we gonna settlethis right here, right now!
1078 01:04:10 I'll show you.What are you doing?
1079 01:04:12 Don't worry about it.Milo, what are you doing?
1080 01:04:15 Hold on. Wait, wait.Here we go.
1081 01:04:21 You want a piece of me, huh?That's what you want?
1082 01:04:25 You do not want a piece of him,Milo, I'm telling you.
1083 01:04:28 Oh, that's whereyou're wrong, young man.
1084 01:04:30 'Cause I do want a piece.
1085 01:04:32 I want a big piece.
1086 01:04:35 See, Eddie, what you don't knowis that for the last 15 years,
1087 01:04:40 I've been studying tai chi.
1088 01:04:42 And right now,
1089 01:04:44 I am harnessing my chi.
1090 01:04:46 And when I'm done,I'm gonna whup your ass.
1091 01:04:49 Milo, I am telling you,this is not a good idea.
1092 01:04:57 No!
1093 01:05:04 Oh, dude!
1094 01:05:07 You gotta stopkilling everybody.
1095 01:05:17 All right, then.
1096 01:05:19 Well, I guess that's settled.
1097 01:05:34 The camels just stopped.
1098 01:05:40 This is as far as they go.
1099 01:05:42 To get to Jurgen's fortress,they said that we can
1100 01:05:44 head down this path hereand make a right.
1101 01:05:47 Then we're in his territory.
1102 01:05:48 And they don't wannago there
1103 01:05:50 because theydon't want to die.
1104 01:05:53 We don't wanna die either.
1105 01:06:00 He's the worst Bravestoneof all time.
1106 01:06:37 So we have to getacross...this.
1107 01:06:43 Okay, we can do this.We can do this.
1108 01:06:46 We have to take our time,make careful decisions.
1109 01:06:49 What are you talking about?It's obvious.
1110 01:06:51 We start on that bridge there,
1111 01:06:52 then jump to that onethat heads to the right,
1112 01:06:55 and then those looklike two sides of a trapezoid...
1113 01:06:59 Geometry.That's what it's for!
1114 01:07:02 Maybe this character'snot totally worthless.
1115 01:07:06 I'll go first.Really?
1116 01:07:12 You see? It's no big deal.
1117 01:07:16 Oh.What's going on?
1118 01:07:18 Oh, no, no, no.Oh, no.
1119 01:07:22 RUBY: No.Grandpa!
1120 01:07:27 Ah, crap.
1121 01:07:30 Ah, geez.
1122 01:07:33 What the hell?
1123 01:07:37 MING: It's okay. We can do this.RUBY: Yeah?
1124 01:07:40 It's about findingthe right timing.
1125 01:07:41 Come on, come on, come on.Follow me.
1126 01:07:48 Come on!
1127 01:07:50 BRAVESTONE:Come on, Milo, come on!
1128 01:07:54 Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
1129 01:07:57 Oh! Oh, Lord.Here.
1130 01:08:00 Oh, okay.
1131 01:08:07 Hey, you guys.
1132 01:08:08 Is that rock...moving?
1133 01:08:16 Oh, no.What?
1134 01:08:18 Well, now, this is a problem.
1135 01:08:20 OBERON: Come on, what is it?MOUSE: Oh, my.
1136 01:08:23 BRAVESTONE: Spit it out!OBERON: What is it?
1137 01:08:25 RUBY: Tell us!MING: Tell us! Milo!
1138 01:08:32 Those are mandrills.
1139 01:08:34 We should go. Go, go!Go!
1140 01:08:40 That one! Obtuse angle!
1141 01:08:44 Note the distinctiveand colorful pigment
1142 01:08:47 around their face and buttocks.
1143 01:08:52 Mandrills are the heaviestof all monkeys.
1144 01:08:55 Even heavier than baboons, withwhich they are often confused.
1145 01:09:02 OBERON:And now head for the rhombus!
1146 01:09:04 Come on. Hurry up.
1147 01:09:06 Rhombus! Rhombus!Come on.
1148 01:09:17 OBERON:No, Martha!
1149 01:09:18 You're on the wrong bridge!What?
1150 01:09:20 The perpendicular one!
1151 01:09:29 Martha!
1152 01:09:37 Martha!
1153 01:09:41 No!
1154 01:09:43 No!
1155 01:09:46 OBERON:Spencer, behind you!
1156 01:09:51 BRAVESTONE:Jump!
1157 01:09:52 Come on, I got you!
1158 01:09:56 Spencer!
1159 01:10:06 Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
1160 01:10:18 Oh, no! No! Ow! Ow!
1161 01:10:20 Get off!
1162 01:10:28 Come on.
1163 01:10:35 All right, bring it on.
1164 01:10:39 Come on, come here. Ha, ha!
1165 01:10:43 Grandpa!Ow!
1166 01:10:45 Grandpa! Enough!
1167 01:10:47 Grandpa, stop!Yeah!
1168 01:10:49 They're gone!
1169 01:10:52 Whoa!Yeah!
1170 01:11:01 Come on!
1171 01:11:08 Give me your hand!
1172 01:11:10 What?Trust me!
1173 01:11:32 Oh! Go.
1174 01:11:35 Last one. Aim forthe center of the parabola!
1175 01:11:41 Oh, damn. Ugh! Son of a...
1176 01:11:46 Ow!
1177 01:11:50 Oh! Oh! Oh!
1178 01:11:53 Eddie?Milo!
1179 01:11:55 Eddie!Hey, Eddie, where you going?
1180 01:11:59 I need your help, Eddie.
1181 01:12:03 Eddie!
1182 01:12:06 Oh!
1183 01:12:10 Oh!Ugh.
1184 01:12:17 Eddie! Milo!
1185 01:12:26 Oh!
1186 01:12:40 OBERON: Seriously?Later.
1187 01:12:44 Run!Run!
1188 01:13:03 MAN:Hyah!
1189 01:13:19 Hey, guys.
1190 01:13:21 Who the hell's this?
1191 01:13:22 RUBY:Alex, what are you doing here?
1192 01:13:25 Bethany thoughtyou might need some help.
1193 01:13:27 Where is Bethany?She's right here.
1194 01:13:30 You mean...?
1195 01:13:38 "Oh, my God, right?
1196 01:13:40 Like, I'm a total horse.
1197 01:13:43 I can't believethat we found you guys.
1198 01:13:46 Hi."
1199 01:13:47 Yep, that's Bethany.Ha-ha-ha. What's up, girl?
1200 01:13:50 Hey.
1201 01:13:52 Oh, we brought yousome clothes.
1202 01:13:54 You must be freezing.
1203 01:14:00 So, uh, this horseis a character in the game?
1204 01:14:04 Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
1205 01:14:08 How's that feel?I don't know.
1206 01:14:10 I sprained it pretty good.
1207 01:14:12 Where'd you get these clothes?
1208 01:14:14 When I realized how farnorth we were going,
1209 01:14:16 we stopped to go shopping.Ah.
1210 01:14:18 You can shop here?How did you know that?
1211 01:14:20 I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
1212 01:14:22 At least I got ridof that stupid hat.
1213 01:14:24 Now I got this stupid hat.
1214 01:14:42 It's something,isn't it?
1215 01:14:45 Yeah,it's something.
1216 01:14:50 You know, Eddie...
1217 01:14:52 you didn't lose everythingwhen you lost the restaurant.
1218 01:14:57 You still got a lot, man.
1219 01:15:03 I lost my friend.
1220 01:15:08 So did I.
1221 01:15:23 I'm sorry, Milo.
1222 01:15:32 Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie.
1223 01:15:35 I should have tracked you downa long time ago.
1224 01:15:39 I'm glad you came overfor coffee.
1225 01:15:45 What made you do it, huh?
1226 01:15:49 I mean, why now?
1227 01:15:54 Milo, what's going on?
1228 01:16:01 You're sick.
1229 01:16:06 How bad?
1230 01:16:09 I don't have much time left.
1231 01:16:14 Son of a bitch.
1232 01:16:17 But I count myself lucky,Eddie.
1233 01:16:19 I was marriedto a wonderful woman.
1234 01:16:23 I got to live a wonderful life.
1235 01:16:25 And not everybodycan say that.
1236 01:16:28 That's why I wantedto make things better with you.
1237 01:16:31 And now that they are...
1238 01:16:34 well, I'm...
1239 01:16:36 I'm happy about that too.
1240 01:16:52 Grandpa, Milo.Come on, we gotta go.
1241 01:17:02 OBERON:"The Fortress."
1242 01:17:04 Looks likethe last level.
1243 01:17:06 Okay, so we, uh,climb that mountain
1244 01:17:09 and then we sneak in somehow.
1245 01:17:10 MING:Yeah, and then
1246 01:17:12 before the Brothers Kababikget there.
1247 01:17:14 And then show it to the sun?Sounds like a plan.
1248 01:17:16 What?
1249 01:17:18 I'm sorry, I think I missedthe "plan" part of the plan.
1250 01:17:22 That last level almost killedus all. I can barely walk.
1251 01:17:25 Your grandpa beats the hellout of the wrong guy
1252 01:17:27 or we get attacked by a bear,what am I supposed to do?
1253 01:17:30 I'm not gonna beat upthe wrong guy.
1254 01:17:32 You are gonna beat upthe wrong guy!
1255 01:17:34 You're not a good Bravestone!
1256 01:17:36 You're too stubbornand pissed off.
1257 01:17:37 You keep getting us killed.
1258 01:17:39 What the hellyou talking about?
1259 01:17:40 And Milo--
1260 01:17:42 And I say thiswith all due respect, sir.
1261 01:17:44 --is not a good personto be the zoologist.
1262 01:17:47 He talks too slow,and by the time
1263 01:17:49 he gets to the point,you're dead!
1264 01:17:51 Once again, no offense.
1265 01:17:52 None taken.
1266 01:17:53 And let me tell you why.
1267 01:17:55 Because my friend Bernard--You see?
1268 01:17:58 You're a thief who'stoo neurotic to steal,
1269 01:18:00 Bethany's a horse...
1270 01:18:03 All I know is,we are stuck here again,
1271 01:18:06 we are running out of lives,and my ankle is killing me! Ahh!
1272 01:18:10 Oh, my God!Fridge!
1273 01:18:12 Fridge! Are you okay?
1274 01:18:15 OBERON:Yo, you guys gotta see this!
1275 01:18:31 That's what the waterlooked like at the tree.
1276 01:18:34 When we...
1277 01:18:35 BOTH:Switched bodies.
1278 01:19:06 ♪ Welcome to the jungleWe got fun and games ♪
1279 01:19:10 ♪ We got everything you wantHoney, we know the names ♪
1280 01:19:13 ♪ We are the peopleThat you find ♪
1281 01:19:15 ♪ Whatever you may need... ♪
1282 01:19:19 Goddamn, that is cold!MING: Oh!
1283 01:19:21 Oh! Oh, man! It's freezing!
1284 01:19:25 What the hell, man?
1285 01:19:29 Yes!
1286 01:19:30 I missed you so much.
1287 01:19:31 Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
1288 01:19:33 Ahem, Spencer?
1289 01:19:37 Hey.Hey.
1290 01:19:43 Grandpa?Yeah, what?
1291 01:19:48 Milo?
1292 01:19:52 You should seethe size of your--
1293 01:19:54 Phew. Damn.
1294 01:19:57 I never thought I'd bethis happy to shrink.
1295 01:20:00 I have never seen anything
1296 01:20:01 quite like that before.
1297 01:20:03 Oh, my God, it's so good
1298 01:20:04 to be able to talk againwith words.
1299 01:20:06 Spencer, hi!Hey, Bethany.
1300 01:20:09 We have so muchcatching up to do.
1301 01:20:11 I wanna hear about New York.
1302 01:20:12 But it feels like thisisn't the perfect moment.
1303 01:20:15 Right. Like, later.
1304 01:20:18 Later.
1305 01:20:20 Better?Yeah.
1306 01:20:23 Much.
1307 01:20:29 I got hair! Heh, heh!
1308 01:20:31 For the first time in 40 years.I gotta go tell Milo.
1309 01:20:34 Be careful out there, Grandpa.Yeah.
1310 01:20:36 How's your ankle?Hm?
1311 01:20:38 Your ankle.It's a little sore.
1312 01:20:40 Not as badas you were making it seem.
1313 01:20:42 What's that supposed to mean?Nothing.
1314 01:20:44 You were making a big dealof it. It's not that bad.
1315 01:20:53 Hey! Get the hell awayfrom that horse!
1316 01:20:55 Freeze!
1317 01:20:56 MING:Milo! Hey!
1318 01:20:58 OBERON:Wait, which ankle was it?
1319 01:20:59 Hold it.Hey, hey, hey.
1320 01:21:01 Get your hands off of me!
1321 01:21:02 Hey! I'm with you, Milo.
1322 01:21:05 I'm right here.
1323 01:21:10 Guys, guys.
1324 01:21:12 Eddie and Milo.
1325 01:21:14 They got them.
1326 01:21:22 MOUSE:There's ice everywhere,
1327 01:21:24 and there's only one road in.
1328 01:21:26 It's covered with guards.I don't know how we'll get in.
1329 01:21:30 OBERON:Hm. Whoa!
1330 01:21:32 Oh, okay. I see a dungeon
1331 01:21:35 at the top of this ice wall.
1332 01:21:36 That must be wherethey're keeping your grandpa.
1333 01:21:39 And Milo is probablyin this, like, barn thing
1334 01:21:41 all the wayon the other side of the place.
1335 01:21:43 Okay. We gotta split up.
1336 01:21:46 One team goes to get Milo,the other busts out Grandpa.
1337 01:21:48 But how do we get in?
1338 01:21:50 Fridge, do you have
1339 01:21:52 any ice-climbing equipmentin your backpack?
1340 01:21:57 You mean something like this?
1341 01:21:59 BRAVESTONE: Just like that.See?
1342 01:22:01 That's whyI'm the backpack guy.
1343 01:22:04 That's why.Yeah. You're great at that.
1344 01:22:05 Yeah, I know.
1345 01:22:07 Martha,will you come with me?
1346 01:22:10 Of course.
1347 01:22:22 I forgotwhat this part feels like.
1348 01:22:25 It's scary.
1349 01:22:28 Yeah.Hey.
1350 01:22:30 We can do it.This team can do anything.
1351 01:22:35 Nobody knows thatbetter than me.
1352 01:22:36 Yeah.Come on, you guys.
1353 01:22:40 Bring it in.
1354 01:22:45 Be aggressive.
1355 01:22:47 Be, be aggressive.
1356 01:22:48 Be aggressive.
1357 01:22:50 Be, be aggressive.Come on, guys.
1358 01:22:52 That's not whatI thought this was. No.
1359 01:22:54 We should just go.
1360 01:22:55 Okay, just-- Go, team.
1361 01:23:13 SEAPLANE:Okay.
1362 01:23:15 I'm gonna tryto sneak in with them.
1363 01:23:17 In this outfit, I might be ableto pass. You guys stay here--
1364 01:23:19 What? No way.
1365 01:23:21 Now's the moment. Stay here.
1366 01:23:23 Alex, no!Go. Good luck, Alex.
1367 01:23:28 Come on.
1368 01:23:30 What are you talking about,"Come on"? Bethany.
1369 01:23:32 Bethany!
1370 01:23:37 MAN:Turn right.
1371 01:23:55 You there. Stay where you are.
1372 01:23:58 Who, us?
1373 01:23:59 Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1374 01:24:02 Are we the who?Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1375 01:24:06 Yes.
1376 01:24:08 We are them. It is we. Us.
1377 01:24:10 We are the Brothers Cadabra--Kadabrik.
1378 01:24:14 He is one brother,
1379 01:24:16 and I am the other brother.
1380 01:24:20 We-- We got different mothers.
1381 01:24:23 But we, uh... We came to getthe thing that we came to get.
1382 01:24:30 Brothers Kababik,
1383 01:24:31 on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
1384 01:24:33 welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
1385 01:24:36 Ah, thank you.
1386 01:24:56 There's somethingI have to ask you.
1387 01:24:59 Okay.
1388 01:25:01 Why didn't you come visitwhen you were supposed to?
1389 01:25:04 You canceled the first time,
1390 01:25:06 then you were gonna comefor Halloween. You cancel again.
1391 01:25:09 Then the next timeI hear from you,
1392 01:25:10 you tell mewe should take a break?
1393 01:25:16 It's just... I saw allyour pictures on Instagram,
1394 01:25:19 and you looked like youwere having so much fun, and...
1395 01:25:22 I just got really insecureor something.
1396 01:25:25 Like I wasn't the guyI thought I was.
1397 01:25:29 Or I wasn't the guyyou thought I was.
1398 01:25:32 Which would be even worse.
1399 01:25:34 Spencer,do you think I'm not...
1400 01:25:37 totally terrifiedall the time?
1401 01:25:40 I got to school,and suddenly,
1402 01:25:42 for the first time ever,people really liked me.
1403 01:25:46 But I'm always thinking that...
1404 01:25:49 I don't know, like it's...
1405 01:25:51 Like it's just a matter of time
1406 01:25:53 before somebody figures outwho I really am.
1407 01:25:56 But then I see you.
1408 01:25:59 And you're the personwho makes me feel good...
1409 01:26:02 about who I really am.
1410 01:26:05 When you're, like,scared and insecure,
1411 01:26:08 that's when you needyour people the most.
1412 01:26:22 Hey, Mr. Walker.
1413 01:26:25 Why the long face?
1414 01:26:28 Dad joke. Sorry.Can't help it.
1415 01:26:33 Let's get you out of here.
1416 01:27:04 Okay.
1417 01:27:05 It's just an obstacle course.
1418 01:27:08 You were good at those.
1419 01:27:25 MING:All right, all right,
1420 01:27:31 Grandpa...let's get you out of there.
1421 01:27:34 Here.
1422 01:27:36 Unh!Whoa.
1423 01:27:39 Let's blow this joint, huh?
1424 01:27:41 We still haveto find the jewel.
1425 01:27:43 It must be in a vaultor treasure room or something.
1426 01:27:46 Yeah, that's howit works in these games.
1427 01:27:48 I passed a vaulton the way up to this dump.
1428 01:27:50 Single access,3-foot-thick steel door.
1429 01:27:52 Only way in is througha grate in the ceiling.
1430 01:28:03 Hoo... Oh. Huh.
1431 01:28:07 I think I got it now.
1432 01:28:11 Just stay on...
1433 01:28:14 the raised ones.
1434 01:28:38 Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
1435 01:28:43 So, tell me,which brother is which?
1436 01:28:50 Um, how do you mean?
1437 01:28:52 Which brother is which?
1438 01:28:55 Which of you is Augustusand which is Tomatoli?
1439 01:28:59 Um...I am Augustus.
1440 01:29:04 And I'm Tomatolik.
1441 01:29:08 Augustus Kababik.
1442 01:29:11 The cleverest manin all of Jumanji.
1443 01:29:14 Yes, I'm totally that man.
1444 01:29:17 And Tomatoli Kababik.That's me.
1445 01:29:19 The bravest eunuch.
1446 01:29:22 Wait a minute, what?Did you say, "Eunuch"?
1447 01:29:25 Tomatoli Kababik,everyone knows the tale
1448 01:29:28 of your greatand generous sacrifice.
1449 01:29:31 How you gave your testicles
1450 01:29:33 in order to save the regionfrom the floods.
1451 01:29:36 There might bea little confusion.
1452 01:29:37 Of course.Everybody knows the story
1453 01:29:39 about my little brotherand his famous testicles.
1454 01:29:43 Wherever they may be.Wherever they may be.
1455 01:29:46 All right, let's back up.Let's go back a little bit.
1456 01:29:49 Let's clear some stuff up.He's super brave.
1457 01:29:51 I've always beenthe super clever one,
1458 01:29:53 and he's always beensuper brave.
1459 01:29:55 And super ball-less.Stop saying that!
1460 01:29:58 Both of my balls are right here!In spirit.
1461 01:30:00 Hey--They're here in spirit.
1462 01:30:04 Always.
1463 01:30:07 Of course.
1464 01:30:09 Right, bro?
1465 01:30:15 Right.
1466 01:30:17 I got no balls.
1467 01:30:25 RUBY:There's the chest.
1468 01:30:28 Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
1469 01:30:30 Who, me?Yes. You're the cat burglar.
1470 01:30:33 Huh?Your character, Ming.
1471 01:30:35 Ming?Yes, Ming.
1472 01:30:37 Your avatar.That's her name.
1473 01:30:38 In your satchel,you have lockpicks.
1474 01:30:40 Lockpicks?Why would I have lockpicks?
1475 01:30:43 Because Ming's the cat burglar.
1476 01:30:45 Don't you think oneof you should do this?
1477 01:30:47 You have the skills.I have the skills?
1478 01:30:50 Not you. Ming.
1479 01:30:52 Right. Ming.
1480 01:30:56 Please don't ask who Ming is.
1481 01:31:08 Not bad, huh?
1482 01:31:12 Now we just gotta figure outhow to get you out of here.
1483 01:31:26 Shall we?
1484 01:31:29 Huh.
1485 01:31:31 Now, that's cool.
1486 01:31:36 Welcome. May I offer youa piece of cake?
1487 01:31:41 No! No!
1488 01:31:43 No!
1489 01:31:48 No, thank you.
1490 01:32:00 Steady.
1491 01:32:15 Ha! I'd like to seeyour friend Ming do that!
1492 01:32:24 We got an issue here.
1493 01:32:28 OBERON:Oh, thank you.
1494 01:32:32 Thank you.
1495 01:32:42 Brothers Kababik,I present Jurgen the Brutal.
1496 01:32:56 At last,
1497 01:32:57 we meet on this historic day.
1498 01:33:01 Yes, it is so greatto meet you.
1499 01:33:05 Your Honor, if that bethe Falcon Jewel
1500 01:33:09 upon your thick and meaty neck,
1501 01:33:13 perhaps we should...
1502 01:33:15 take it.
1503 01:33:17 Today we forgean unbreakable alliance.
1504 01:33:21 Your family will join me,
1505 01:33:24 and land by land,we'll take the world.
1506 01:33:29 So I ask, on this historic day,
1507 01:33:32 where is she?
1508 01:33:35 Uh, where's who?Who you talking about?
1509 01:33:38 Your sister.
1510 01:33:40 Soon to be my bride.
1511 01:33:45 You know what? I think thatthere's been a misunderstanding.
1512 01:33:50 Where is your sister?
1513 01:33:55 Which sister werewe talking about?
1514 01:33:57 Debbie or...Brooke?
1515 01:34:01 Or Sierra?
1516 01:34:03 Where is your sister?
1517 01:34:09 She's getting ready,back at the hotel.
1518 01:34:11 She's doing what brides doon their wedding day.
1519 01:34:14 Hanging with the girls, gettingher hair done, mani-pedi.
1520 01:34:20 If you come herewithout your sister...
1521 01:34:26 I just might haveto cut off your heads.
1522 01:34:28 Oh, no! No, no, no. Don't.Hey. Hey. Hey!
1523 01:34:30 God, no.Hey, get off!
1524 01:34:32 No. No.So I'll ask one last time:
1525 01:34:36 OBERON: Getting a mani-pedi!Where is your sister?
1526 01:34:39 I'm right here.
1527 01:34:49 Gwendolyn HortenciaLewelda Kababik?
1528 01:34:52 Is that you?
1529 01:34:53 Um, yes.
1530 01:34:56 That is me.
1531 01:34:58 Now, please,
1532 01:35:00 O Brutal One,release my brothers.
1533 01:35:07 CAVENDISH:And is it your intention,
1534 01:35:09 at this hour, to wedJurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
1535 01:35:15 Yep. That's my plan.
1536 01:35:17 And is it your intentionto mother his children
1537 01:35:20 and forge in bloodthis union with your family?
1538 01:35:25 Yes.
1539 01:35:26 Gwendolyn Kababik...
1540 01:35:28 known throughout the world
1541 01:35:30 for your beauty and cunning.
1542 01:35:33 And now you're mine.
1543 01:35:40 Um... May I holdthe Falcon Jewel?
1544 01:35:46 Of course, my bride.
1545 01:35:48 Thank you.
1546 01:35:52 Get it.
1547 01:35:56 Jurgen the Brutal!
1548 01:35:58 The Brothers Kababikhave been delayed in Gorek.
1549 01:36:02 These are impostors!
1550 01:36:05 MAN: Impostors?Seize them!
1551 01:36:07 No, no, no. Oh, no.We can explain.
1552 01:36:08 Oh, no, no, no.
1553 01:36:10 I forgot to tell you one thing.
1554 01:36:14 I have a boyfriend.
1555 01:36:27 Get back.Stay back.
1556 01:36:29 Stay away.Get back!
1557 01:36:31 MOUSE:Get back!
1558 01:36:52 Get out of here!I will torch you, bitches.
1559 01:36:56 I will literallyburn your face.
1560 01:37:20 I'll meet the brothersin Gorek.
1561 01:37:22 Kill them all!
1562 01:37:26 MOUSE:Go get him!
1563 01:37:27 Go get the jewel!
1564 01:37:28 Don't worry about us. Just go!
1565 01:37:33 Backpack.
1566 01:37:37 OBERON:Get away! I know geometry.
1567 01:37:40 I'm not messing around,you guys. Get away!
1568 01:37:43 Fridge, we're gonna die!
1569 01:37:47 ♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1570 01:37:50 ♪ Every day, yeah, yeah ♪
1571 01:37:54 ♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1572 01:37:56 Anybody wanna dancewith the bride?
1573 01:38:01 ♪ Before my eyes ♪
1574 01:38:05 ♪ And they're moving ♪
1575 01:38:09 ♪ Across the page ♪
1576 01:38:14 ♪ Suddenly the dayTurns into night ♪
1577 01:38:59 ♪ But don't, no, no, noHesitate ♪
1578 01:39:04 You want a piece?Come on!
1579 01:39:13 Nunchucks.
1580 01:39:17 ♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1581 01:39:19 ♪ Every, every day ♪
1582 01:39:23 ♪ Want to tell youI love your way ♪
1583 01:39:27 Awesome
1584 01:39:30 ♪ Want to be with youEvery day ♪
1585 01:39:34 We did it.
1586 01:39:36 Let's go!
1587 01:39:47 Come on, come on!OBERON: Hurry!
1588 01:40:01 Whoa! Unh! Whoa!
1589 01:40:10 Look!
1590 01:40:13 Is that Spencer?Oh, my God.
1591 01:41:05 No!
1592 01:41:12 Spencer!
1593 01:41:13 Oh!Oh!
1594 01:41:22 Who are you?
1595 01:41:30 I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
1596 01:41:58 Spencer!
1597 01:42:02 He says to get on his back.Who, me?
1598 01:42:37 Oh, no. Milo!
1599 01:42:39 Oh, my God.What's he doing?
1600 01:42:41 Wait.
1601 01:42:43 Milo!
1602 01:42:53 Yeah, Milo!
1603 01:42:56 Go!
1604 01:43:00 We're coming, Spencer!
1605 01:43:06 "Show it to the sun."
1606 01:43:08 Grandpa, the jewel!
1607 01:43:09 You gotta show itto the sun! Get ready!
1608 01:43:19 Come on, Milo!
1609 01:43:21 SEAPLANE: Go!RUBY: Come on, come on!
1610 01:43:38 Yeah!
1611 01:43:50 Call out its name.Call out its name.
1612 01:43:52 Call out its name!
1613 01:43:54 ALL:Jumanji!
1614 01:43:56 Jumanji!
1615 01:44:00 What'd they say?
1616 01:44:03 Jumanji?
1617 01:44:09 Oh!
1618 01:44:33 Oh!Yes!
1619 01:44:36 Ha, ha, we won!
1620 01:44:38 We did it!Hey.
1621 01:44:41 Put me down.
1622 01:44:43 Put me down, goddamn it. Stop!Okay.
1623 01:44:45 Is this what you werelooking for? This little thing?
1624 01:44:48 Grandpa, you guyswere incredible.
1625 01:44:50 Yeah, that's the thing aboutMilo. He's got a lot of skills.
1626 01:44:53 Milo and Eddie.
1627 01:44:56 Milo and Eddie.
1628 01:45:04 Uh, what are we doinghere now?
1629 01:45:14 Whoa!
1630 01:45:17 Well done,intrepid adventurers.
1631 01:45:19 You have saved Jumanji.Again.
1632 01:45:23 And now,with your permission,
1633 01:45:25 Dr. Bravestone,I will take the jewel from here.
1634 01:45:28 I will protect it with my lifeand return it to the care
1635 01:45:31 of the elderat the Avian Province.
1636 01:45:33 And so your work here is done.
1637 01:45:36 All of Jumanji thanks you. And,sadly, this is where we part.
1638 01:45:39 I don't knowwhat's sad about it.
1639 01:45:41 I'm ready to getthe hell out of here.
1640 01:45:47 What?
1641 01:45:50 Really?
1642 01:45:54 Hey, guys, you're not gonnabelieve this.
1643 01:45:56 What'd he say?
1644 01:45:59 He says that he--He wants to stay.
1645 01:46:03 He says somebody's gotta stayand look after this place.
1646 01:46:07 And that he's 75 years oldand he just learned how to fly.
1647 01:46:13 But he won't be ableto get out.
1648 01:46:17 He knows.
1649 01:46:22 Oh, Milo.
1650 01:46:28 I feel like I, uh,just got you back.
1651 01:46:31 Now I'm losing you for good.
1652 01:46:35 "You're not losing me, buddy.I'll always be with you."
1653 01:46:45 Being your partner...
1654 01:46:47 is one of the best thingsI ever got to be.
1655 01:46:53 He says, "Thank you."
1656 01:46:55 No, no.
1657 01:46:57 Thank you, Milo.
1658 01:47:27 Yes!
1659 01:47:29 Take care, Milo!RUBY: Bye!
1660 01:47:31 SEAPLANE: Go, Milo!So long, Milo!
1661 01:47:32 OBERON:Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
1662 01:47:37 That's my partner right there.
1663 01:47:45 Everybody should be so luckyto have a friend like Milo.
1664 01:48:04 Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
1665 01:48:12 Hey, guys.
1666 01:48:15 Thanks for coming to get me.
1667 01:48:23 You do it again, your assis gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
1668 01:48:25 'Cause I'm not coming back!
1669 01:48:50 Everybody okay?
1670 01:48:53 Yeah.
1671 01:48:54 Grandpa,you okay?
1672 01:48:58 Yeah, I'm good.
1673 01:49:01 Holy shit.
1674 01:49:17 SPENCER:Strike. Square one.
1675 01:49:19 EDDIE:The fat one on the bottom?
1676 01:49:21 SPENCER:The fat-- No, the fat
1677 01:49:23 EDDIE: Okay.Atop number two.
1678 01:49:24 EDDIE: Yeah. Yeah.So strike, strike.
1679 01:49:27 Yeah.Counterstrike.
1680 01:49:29 Then kick me. O.
1681 01:49:36 Let me tell you something.
1682 01:49:38 Getting old--I know. Getting old sucks.
1683 01:49:43 Getting old...
1684 01:49:47 ...is a gift.
1685 01:49:51 I forget thatsometimes.
1686 01:49:55 But it is.
1687 01:50:00 What morecould a guy possibly want?
1688 01:50:09 Hey, guys.
1689 01:50:11 How was your day?
1690 01:50:13 It was really great.
1691 01:50:15 Yeah.
1692 01:50:17 Spencer taught mehow to play a video game.
1693 01:50:23 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells Jingling ♪
1694 01:50:26 ♪ Ring tingle tingling too... ♪
1695 01:50:27 ♪ Come onIt's lovely weather ♪
1696 01:50:30 ♪ For a sleigh ride togetherWith you... ♪
1697 01:50:35 Oh, hell, no.
1698 01:50:48 You okay, Grandpa?
1699 01:50:52 Yeah.
1700 01:50:53 A lot of good memories here.
1701 01:51:07 Eddie.
1702 01:51:08 Eddie, is that you?
1703 01:51:10 EDDIE:Nora.
1704 01:51:12 Hey.Oh, hi.
1705 01:51:14 Hey, guys.
1706 01:51:15 MARTHA: Hi.Hi.
1707 01:51:17 What's up, bro?
1708 01:51:19 So how's business?
1709 01:51:22 Oh, you know how it is.
1710 01:51:23 My manager quit six monthsago, moved to Philly.
1711 01:51:27 Place has been kind ofa mess ever since.
1712 01:51:29 It's hard to find peoplewho really know how to do this.
1713 01:51:33 Oh, well...
1714 01:51:35 I don't have to tell you this.
1715 01:51:37 Mm.
1716 01:51:41 So you need some helparound here?
1717 01:51:44 You mean it?
1718 01:51:45 I mean, I--
1719 01:51:48 I'd be honored.
1720 01:51:49 Well...
1721 01:51:53 It's really goodto see you, Eddie.
1722 01:51:56 Likewise.
1723 01:52:02 Um...
1724 01:52:07 Um, I'm... I'm gonna take this
1725 01:52:11 where I was going and...
1726 01:52:14 I'll be right back.
1727 01:52:16 You guys gotta cometo New York too.
1728 01:52:18 Yeah, I can't wait.
1729 01:52:21 This team, forever.
1730 01:52:24 Forever.
1731 01:52:25 Always.
1732 01:52:27 Uh, always and forever?
1733 01:52:31 Yeah, let's keep close though.Of course, yeah.
1734 01:52:34 One thing.
1735 01:52:36 Can we all agree?
1736 01:52:37 Let's never go back there.
1737 01:52:39 We already agreed on that.That's fine.
1738 01:53:06 ♪ Many a tear has to fall ♪
1739 01:53:09 ♪ Doo-doo doo-doo doo ♪
1740 01:53:12 ♪ But it's all in the game ♪
1741 01:53:16 ♪ Doo-doo doo-dooDoo-doo doo-doo ♪
1742 01:53:22 REPAIRMAN:Sorry it's so late.
1743 01:53:24 Yeah, it's that time of year.
1744 01:53:25 Everyone's heaters are broken.Oh, it's no problem.
1745 01:53:28 I'm just glad you made it.
1746 01:53:29 The furnaceis right over here.
1747 01:53:36 Is thatan old video game console?
1748 01:53:39 Hm?
1749 01:53:41 Oh, yeah, probably.
1750 01:53:43 It belongs to my son.
1751 01:53:45 Hm.
1752 01:53:47 Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
1753 01:53:49 I've never seenanything like it.
1754 01:53:56 Well, it looks likeit's broken.
1755 01:53:59 Maybe you shouldn'ttouch it.
