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1 00:01:28 We're screwed.
2 00:01:29 No more free Wi-Fi.
3 00:01:33 Hey, Ki-jung!
4 00:01:34 Yeah?
5 00:01:35 The lady upstairsput a password on "iptime".
6 00:01:39 A password?
7 00:01:41 Did you try 123456789?
8 00:01:43 No luck.
9 00:01:44 Do it the other way.
10 00:01:45 I tried that too!
11 00:01:47 Fuck, then we can't get WhatsApp?
12 00:01:51 Nothing.
13 00:01:53 Hey, Jim Ki-taek.
14 00:01:56 Don't fucking pretend to sleep.What do you think?
15 00:02:00 Our phones are shut off.Now our Wi-Fi is shut off.
16 00:02:06 What's your plan?
17 00:02:11 - Ki-woo.- Yes, Dad?
18 00:02:13 For Wi-Fi, held it high.
19 00:02:18 Stick it in every corner and so on.
20 00:02:26 Damn stink bugs.
21 00:02:30 Over here! I got it!
22 00:02:32 Really? You got a signal?
23 00:02:34 Yeah, see?
24 00:02:36 This one, "coffeeland 2G".
25 00:02:38 Did a new cafe open?
26 00:02:41 Why can't I get it?
27 00:02:42 Climb up here.
28 00:02:44 Hey kids.
29 00:02:46 - Does it work?- Yeah.
30 00:02:48 Then check WhatsApp.
31 00:02:51 Pizza Generation said they'd contact me.
32 00:02:54 Hold on.
33 00:02:56 Here it is.Pizza Generation.
34 00:03:01 Wow!Check this out, guys.
35 00:03:05 If we go as fast as her,we can finish today.
36 00:03:08 Then we can get paid.
37 00:03:10 - Should we stand up too?- She's a pro.
38 00:03:13 What? Fumigation?
39 00:03:18 They still do that kind of thing?
40 00:03:19 Guess so.
41 00:03:20 Shut the window.
42 00:03:21 Leave it open.We'll get free extermination.
43 00:03:24 Kill the stink bugs.
44 00:03:26 Right, too manystink bugs these days...
45 00:03:31 God, that smells!
46 00:03:35 I told you to shut it!
47 00:03:37 Should I shut it, Dad?
48 00:03:50 What exactly is the problem?
49 00:03:53 Take this one as an example.
50 00:03:56 You call this a straight line?
51 00:03:59 And why's it folded here?
52 00:04:01 Why is this sticking up?
53 00:04:03 You didn't even fold it.
54 00:04:06 A quarter of them look like this.
55 00:04:10 So 1 out of 4 are rejects.
56 00:04:16 So you're really docking10% off our pay?
57 00:04:20 Considering the rejectsthat's a low penalty, isn't it?
58 00:04:25 Our pay is so low already!How can you do this?
59 00:04:30 Look here.
60 00:04:31 This is not some minor issue.
61 00:04:34 You know what one shitty bosscan do to our brand image?
62 00:04:39 Brand? You can't evenafford a box folder!
63 00:04:43 What did you say?
64 00:04:45 Boss.
65 00:04:47 This is all becauseof that guy, right?
66 00:04:49 What guy?
67 00:04:49 Your part-time worker.He's gone AWOL, right?
68 00:04:53 Just when the Love of God Churchmade a huge group order?
69 00:04:57 How do you know all that?
70 00:05:00 Who told you?
71 00:05:02 My sister knows the guy.
72 00:05:04 He's always been a bit strange.Got a bad reputation.
73 00:05:08 Speaking of which, Boss.
74 00:05:11 We'll accept a 10% penalty.
75 00:05:13 In return.
76 00:05:14 In return?
77 00:05:16 Any thought of hiringa new part-time worker?
78 00:05:18 Sis, we need someone!
79 00:05:22 Ditch the guy you've got now.Just fire him.
80 00:05:26 Tomorrow I'll come fora formal interview. What time?
81 00:05:30 Wait, hold on a sec.
82 00:05:32 Let me think about it.
83 00:05:35 Then for now,just pay for the boxes.
84 00:05:44 So we鎶甧 all gathered here today.
85 00:05:48 To celebrate thereconnection of our phones,
86 00:05:52 and this bounteous Wi-Fi!
87 00:05:56 Look at that bastard.It's not even dark yet.
88 00:06:00 Why didn't you put up a'No Urinating' sign?
89 00:06:03 I told you!
90 00:06:04 No, signs like that just makethem piss even more.
91 00:06:09 At least shout at him!
92 00:06:11 Don't shout.
93 00:06:13 "Please don't piss!"
94 00:06:16 Hey, is that Min?
95 00:06:20 Hey mister, that's not a toilet.
96 00:06:22 Way to go, Min.
97 00:06:24 Hey, punk!
98 00:06:26 Who are you staring at, asshole?
99 00:06:29 Come here!You little shit.
100 00:06:34 Get a fucking grip!
101 00:06:38 That's an impressive friend.
102 00:06:40 College students havea real vigor to them.
103 00:06:43 Not like my brother.
104 00:06:44 But is he coming here?Did you invite him?
105 00:06:48 No.
106 00:06:49 Hello!
107 00:06:50 Oh hi, Min!
108 00:06:52 Min!
109 00:06:53 Are you well, sir?
110 00:06:54 - Sure.- What are you doing here?
111 00:06:56 I texted you.Didn't you see it?
112 00:06:59 Sorry, were you eating?
113 00:07:00 No, we weren't eating.
114 00:07:01 - How are you, Ki-jung?- Fine, you too?
115 00:07:03 We could've met outside,why come here?
116 00:07:06 Because of this.
117 00:07:07 It's for you, but it's so heavy.
118 00:07:10 Really?Put it down here.
119 00:07:14 Wow, what is that?
120 00:07:16 When I said I was meeting Ki-woo,
121 00:07:18 my grandfather insistedI bring this to you.
122 00:07:26 Is this a landscape type?
123 00:07:29 Or you can see it asan abstract type.
124 00:07:31 Wow, you know these!
125 00:07:33 My grandpa has collectedscholar's rocks since his cadet days.
126 00:07:37 Now the annex, the study,every room in the house
127 00:07:40 is filled with these things.
128 00:07:42 But this stone here is said tobring material wealth to families...
129 00:07:46 Min!
130 00:07:48 This is so metaphorical.
131 00:07:51 For sure.It's a very opportune gift.
132 00:07:55 Of course.
133 00:07:55 Please relay our deepest thanksto your grandpa.
134 00:08:00 Food would be better.
135 00:08:12 What was that called?A landscape stone?
136 00:08:15 You collect those rocks too?
137 00:08:16 Hey, thanks to that rock I sawyour parents, they look healthy.
138 00:08:22 They're plenty healthy,just out of work.
139 00:08:29 Is Ki-jung taking lessonsthese days?
140 00:08:32 She can't afford lessons.
141 00:08:44 Cute, huh?
142 00:08:46 She's the one you're tutoring?
143 00:08:49 Park Da-hye.High school sophomore.
144 00:08:51 You take over as her English tutor.
145 00:08:55 What do you mean?
146 00:08:56 Tutor a rich kid.It pays well.
147 00:08:59 She's a nice girl.
148 00:09:01 Look after her whileI'm studying abroad.
149 00:09:05 What about youruniversity friends?
150 00:09:08 Why ask a loser like me?
151 00:09:12 Why do you think?
152 00:09:14 Just the thought makes me sick.
153 00:09:16 Those disgusting frat boysslavering over Da-hye?
154 00:09:21 It's revolting.
155 00:09:28 You like her?
156 00:09:35 Hey, I'm serious.
157 00:09:38 When she enters university,I'll officially ask her out.
158 00:09:43 So you take care of heruntil then.
159 00:09:45 If it's you,I can leave in peace.
160 00:09:51 Thanks for your trust,
161 00:09:53 but do I have to pretendto be a college student?
162 00:09:59 Ki-woo, think about it.
163 00:10:02 For years includingyour military service,
164 00:10:06 you took the universityentrance exam 4 times.
165 00:10:08 Grammar, vocabulary,composition, conversation...
166 00:10:12 When it comes to English,
167 00:10:13 you can teach 10 times better thanthose drunken college pricks.
168 00:10:19 - I guess so.- Sure!
169 00:10:22 But will they hire me?I'm not a college student.
170 00:10:26 Just fake it.
171 00:10:27 Don't worry, you'll havemy recommendation, plus...
172 00:10:32 How should I describe the mother...?
173 00:10:37 She's a bit simple.
174 00:10:39 Young and simple.
175 00:10:40 Simple?
176 00:10:42 What do you mean?
177 00:10:43 Anyway, it's all good.I had fun there.
178 00:10:48 So you agree?
179 00:10:49 I guess so.
180 00:10:52 Hey, you said your sisteris artistic?
181 00:10:56 Good at Photoshop?
182 00:11:00 God, with skills like this,why can't you get into art school?
183 00:11:04 Shut up.
184 00:11:08 Hey, no smoking in here.
185 00:11:10 Yeah, yeah.Gimme that.
186 00:11:12 Yeah.
187 00:11:17 Now the cherry on top...
188 00:11:22 Wow, does Oxford have a majorin document forgery?
189 00:11:27 Ki-jung would be top of her class.
190 00:11:30 She's amazing, huh?
191 00:11:33 Our boy's going for a job interview.Wish him luck.
192 00:11:39 Son.
193 00:11:41 I'm proud of you.
194 00:11:44 Dad.
195 00:11:46 I don't think of thisas forgery or crime.
196 00:11:49 I'll go this universitynext year.
197 00:11:51 So you've got a plan!
198 00:11:55 I just printed outthe document a bit early.
199 00:12:34 Who is it?
200 00:12:36 Madame?Good afternoon.
201 00:12:38 I'm here onMin's recommendation...
202 00:12:40 Oh right, come in.
203 00:12:43 Thank you.
204 00:13:16 Hello!
205 00:13:18 Hello, Madame.
206 00:13:20 I just work here.Come this way.
207 00:13:24 The yard is so nice.
208 00:13:25 The insider's nice too.
209 00:13:27 You know the architect Namgoong?He's famous.
210 00:13:31 He used to live in this house.
211 00:13:36 He designed it himself.
212 00:13:41 As you can see,now it's a playpen.
213 00:13:46 This way.
214 00:13:50 Sit yourself down here.I'll bring the madame.
215 00:13:52 Yes.
216 00:14:06 Madame.
217 00:14:08 Madame?
218 00:14:15 Madame?
219 00:14:20 He's here.The tutoring candidate.
220 00:14:26 I don't care about documents.
221 00:14:29 Min recommended you, after all.
222 00:14:32 As you know, Min is sucha brilliant human being.
223 00:14:38 Da-hye and I werequite happy with him.
224 00:14:41 Regardless of her grades.Know what I mean?
225 00:14:44 Yes.
226 00:14:46 He was marvelous.
227 00:14:47 So to be honest, we wanted to stickwith him through high school.
228 00:14:55 But all of a suddenhe's going abroad.
229 00:15:01 Anyway, excuse me,but if I can speak directly,
230 00:15:06 if you're not up toMin's level, then,
231 00:15:11 I'm not sure what the point is.
232 00:15:16 So anyway,what I want to say is,
233 00:15:19 for your first lesson today,do you mind if I sit in.
234 00:15:25 I want to see it full time,how you run your lesson.
235 00:15:31 Is it okay with you?
236 00:16:01 You sure about #24?
237 00:16:11 Da-hye, you solved those laterproblems then went back to #24.
238 00:16:16 Right?
239 00:16:19 Yes.
240 00:16:28 If that were the first questionon a real exam, you'd be screwed.
241 00:16:34 Look at this.Your pulse is racing.
242 00:16:40 The heart doesn't lie.
243 00:16:45 An exam is likeslashing through a jungle.
244 00:16:48 Lose that momentumand you're finished.
245 00:16:51 The answer to #24?I don't care.
246 00:16:53 Slashing through the exam,dominating it!
247 00:16:59 That's all I care about.
248 00:17:02 What you need is vigor.
249 00:17:07 Vigor.
250 00:17:10 Understand?
251 00:17:22 So I'll pay youthis time each month.
252 00:17:25 3 classes a week,2 hours each, okay?
253 00:17:29 As for the fee,
254 00:17:30 I was going to pay Min's rate,then I added a bit for inflation.
255 00:17:34 Thank you.
256 00:17:37 How about a proper introduction?
257 00:17:39 Da-hye' tutor,we'll call him Kevin.
258 00:17:43 Mr. Kevin!
259 00:17:45 If you feel like snacking duringyour lesson, just call me.
260 00:17:48 If you need anything, ask her.
261 00:17:51 She knows this housebetter than I...
262 00:17:53 Da-song, stop it!
263 00:17:58 I'm sorry, did he startle you?
264 00:17:59 How cute.His name's Da-song?
265 00:18:01 Yes, our youngest.
266 00:18:03 Da-song, come say hi!
267 00:18:05 This is Mr. Kevin!
268 00:18:09 This is an Indian arrow.I ordered it from the U.S.
269 00:18:13 From last year he's beenan Indian fanatic.
270 00:18:18 Indians?
271 00:18:20 He's got a fanboy personality?
272 00:18:23 Well, he's eccentricand easily distracted.
273 00:18:27 he can barely sit still!
274 00:18:30 So last year I enrolled himin Cub Scouts.
275 00:18:32 hoping he'd learnmoderation and focus.
276 00:18:35 But look.
277 00:18:37 He's even worse.
278 00:18:41 His scout leader is anIndian fanatic, maybe that's why.
279 00:18:47 The American Indian isthe very spirit of the Cub Scouts.
280 00:18:51 It's a good thing.
281 00:18:52 Were you a Cub Scout, Kevin?
282 00:18:55 Sure. I'm a Scout by nature.
283 00:18:59 Da-song is an artist by nature.Look at this painting.
284 00:19:03 It鎶?so metaphorical.It's really strong.
285 00:19:07 Strong, right?
286 00:19:09 You've got an eye for this.
287 00:19:12 It's a chimpanzee, right?
288 00:19:14 A self-portrait.
289 00:19:19 Sure enough!
290 00:19:21 The perspective of a young artisteludes understanding.
291 00:19:25 Or perhaps it's Da-song'sexpressive genius...
292 00:19:27 Anyway, we've been throughso many art teachers.
293 00:19:33 None of them lasts even a month.
294 00:19:36 And Da-song is justso hard to control.
295 00:19:42 - Just a moment. Madame.- Yes?
296 00:19:45 Someone just came to mind.
297 00:19:49 What was her name?
298 00:19:51 Jessica!Right, Jessica...
299 00:19:54 She was in the sameart school as my cousin.
300 00:19:58 What was her Korean name?
301 00:20:01 Anyway, after studying applied artsat Illinois State University,
302 00:20:06 she returned to Korea
303 00:20:08 Illinois... tell me more.
304 00:20:11 Her teaching is unusual, but sheknows how to handle kids.
305 00:20:17 She's got a specialreputation in her field.
306 00:20:21 But even though her methodsare unique,
307 00:20:23 she can help kidsget into good art schools.
308 00:20:26 Now I'm really curious.What is she like?
309 00:20:30 Would you like to meet her?
310 00:20:32 Though I heardshe's in high demand...
311 00:20:41 Hold on.
312 00:20:44 Jessica, only child,Illinois Chicago,
313 00:20:48 classmate Kim Jin-mo,he's your cousin.
314 00:20:58 Look at how he paintedthe side dishes on the tablecloth
315 00:21:02 in this mosaic arrangement.
316 00:21:04 But within that too,there are repeating patterns.
317 00:21:07 Gochujang is red,the rice... well, anyway,
318 00:21:10 he has a Basquiat-esque sense,even at age 9!
319 00:21:16 How exciting.
320 00:21:18 I'm sure Miss Jessica must havealready sensed this,
321 00:21:23 so I'll leave you two,and go up for Da-hye's lesson.
322 00:21:28 Have a nice lesson, Jessica.
323 00:21:29 Yes, thank youfor the introduction.
324 00:21:35 So as you can see,Da-song's eccentric genius...
325 00:21:43 Da-hye.
326 00:21:45 So we'll start with #38?
327 00:21:53 Kevin.
328 00:21:54 Yeah?
329 00:21:55 Did you know thatDa-song is faking it all?
330 00:22:01 Huh? What do you mean?
331 00:22:03 It's all a show.
332 00:22:05 Acting like a genius, that4th dimension stuff is all fake.
333 00:22:09 An artist cosplay.
334 00:22:11 Da-song?
335 00:22:14 You know that thing,
336 00:22:15 when he freezes and stares atthe sky, as if struck by inspiration.
337 00:22:20 So he's walking along, then hestares at the clouds for 10 minutes.
338 00:22:26 So you know what I mean?
339 00:22:28 He gives me the creeps.
340 00:22:31 He pretends that hecan't live a normal life.
341 00:22:35 Makes me want to puke.
342 00:22:36 So Da-song is pretending...
343 00:22:40 But what's that got to do withyour studies?
344 00:22:48 Well, I'm just saying.
345 00:22:54 Sure, so in that sense,
346 00:22:57 what you told me about Da-songwas very interesting,
347 00:23:02 so let's write about it in English.
348 00:23:04 And be sure to use the word'pretend' at least twice.
349 00:23:11 Then, can I ask you a question?
350 00:23:14 Sure.
351 00:23:15 That teacher Jessica.
352 00:23:19 Is she reallyyour cousin's classmate?
353 00:23:27 What do you mean?
354 00:23:28 She's your girlfriend, right?
355 00:23:34 No way...I just met her today.
356 00:23:42 Jessica's really pretty.isn't she?
357 00:23:46 Aren't you interested?
358 00:23:49 You saw her?
359 00:23:50 Sure, she's pretty.She's a beautiful woman.
360 00:23:55 Yeah.
361 00:23:58 I knew it.
362 00:24:02 So you are interested.
363 00:24:07 Da-hye...
364 00:24:11 So, if we can compareJessica to a rose,
365 00:24:17 then you are...
366 00:25:05 - Let's study.- Yes.
367 00:25:06 Please understand that my boyhas trouble keeping still.
368 00:25:12 I understand.
369 00:25:14 Da-song!
370 00:25:16 Da-song, get up!
371 00:25:17 Come on, Da-song!
372 00:25:20 In your butt...
373 00:25:21 - Madame, please leave us.- What?
374 00:25:24 I never teach witha parent in the room.
375 00:25:27 But today is our first day,and as you can see, he's...
376 00:25:29 Wait downstairs.
377 00:25:32 Park Da-song?
378 00:25:34 Da-song!
379 00:25:39 Madame?
380 00:25:41 Want some plum extract?
381 00:25:43 What?
382 00:25:44 It's mixed with honey.To ease your tension.
383 00:25:47 Yeah, that would be great.
384 00:26:04 - Hey.- Yes?
385 00:26:07 I've got an idea.
386 00:26:08 Take two glasses of plum extractto Da-song's room.
387 00:26:12 You're not a parent,so you can go in!
388 00:26:14 Oh, that's right!
389 00:26:16 Then I'll report backon what's going on in there...
390 00:26:19 Why didn't I think of it earlier?
391 00:26:24 What?
392 00:26:25 They came out?
393 00:26:27 Yeah.
394 00:26:30 So you're done already?
395 00:26:35 Madame.
396 00:26:37 Come sit next to me.
397 00:26:41 Da-song, go upstairs.
398 00:26:45 Hurry up!
399 00:26:52 Da-son just painted this.
400 00:26:54 I see...
401 00:26:57 I'd rather speak withMadame alone.
402 00:27:00 Oh, but she is...
403 00:27:01 No, leave us.
404 00:27:08 Madame, I told you I studyart psychology and art therapy?
405 00:27:14 Yes.
406 00:27:17 Did anything happen to Da-songin first grade?
407 00:27:22 To be frank,
408 00:27:25 before I decide whetherto take on Da-song,
409 00:27:28 I need to hear about this.
410 00:27:31 But this is hard for meto talk about right now.
411 00:27:35 What to do?
412 00:27:36 Never mind, then.
413 00:27:38 The lower-right region of a paintingis called the "schizophrenia zone".
414 00:27:43 Psychotic symptoms oftenreveal themselves here.
415 00:27:46 Oh, phrenia...
416 00:27:47 Look here.
417 00:27:48 Da-song painted thisunusual shape, right?
418 00:27:50 I see.
419 00:27:54 Over there, it's the same!It's the same, right?
420 00:27:57 Yes, that's correct.
421 00:27:59 A similar shape in the same zone.You see it now?
422 00:28:03 Yes.
423 00:28:04 I've stared at that paintingat every meal!
424 00:28:09 But I had no idea.
425 00:28:11 Calm down.Let's compose ourselves.
426 00:28:15 This is all a black boxinto Da-song's mind.
427 00:28:18 Would you like to openthat box with me, Madame?
428 00:28:23 I want to open it.
429 00:28:24 Then we'll need 4two-hour sessions per week,
430 00:28:29 and this is not simple tutoring,it's art therapy, right?
431 00:28:33 Of course.
432 00:28:34 Because of that my rate is setat a very high level.
433 00:28:39 Are you okay with that?
434 00:28:40 It's my pleasure.
435 00:28:43 Da-songs dad is home.
436 00:28:51 Honey, Da-song's newart teacher is here.
437 00:28:58 Her name's Jessica,from Illinois.
438 00:29:01 Jessica! This is Dong-ik.
439 00:29:03 - Hello.- Hi.
440 00:29:05 Thanks for your help.
441 00:29:07 Class is over?
442 00:29:08 Yes, just finished.
443 00:29:10 - Driver Yoon.- Yes?
444 00:29:11 - Are you free?- Yes, I am.
445 00:29:13 Then give her a lift, okay?
446 00:29:15 Sure, we don't want hergoing down alone at night, right?
447 00:29:20 Of course.
448 00:29:21 Miss Jessica?
449 00:29:23 Shall I drive youall the way home, then?
450 00:29:30 - Which neighborhood?- No. that's fine.
451 00:29:32 You can just drop me offat Hyehwa station.
452 00:29:36 Thank you.
453 00:29:37 I don't mind if it's far away.
454 00:29:39 - My shift is finished, anyway.- I'll get off at Hyehwa.
455 00:29:43 Looks like it's going to rain.
456 00:29:48 Ride the Benz, not the subway!
457 00:29:50 I'm meeting my boyfriendat exit 3 of Hyehwa Station!
458 00:29:55 Yes.
459 00:30:31 Dad, when you worked as a driver,did you drive a lot of Benzes?
460 00:30:36 Benzes? Not then, but I didwhen I worked as a valet.
461 00:30:42 You worked as a valet?
462 00:30:45 Sure, after the chicken place went bust,before the Taiwan cake shop,
463 00:30:49 in that 6-month window?
464 00:30:51 No, it was afterthe cake shop went bust.
465 00:30:57 We're moving tothe next stage already?
466 00:31:00 I set a trap in the Benz.
467 00:31:04 Then we're diving right in.
468 00:31:06 Wow this is so metaphorical.
469 00:31:08 Look Dad, we're eating in adriver's cafeteria right now!
470 00:31:12 Right, a driver's cafeteria!
471 00:31:15 Eat as much as you want, kids.
472 00:31:17 You didn't even pay for it.they did!
473 00:31:20 Son, have some more.Eat up!
474 00:31:23 Yes, Dad.
475 00:31:24 Eat your fill!
476 00:31:25 What did you doto that woman yesterday?
477 00:31:27 What?
478 00:31:28 She was freaking out.
479 00:31:30 Saying she was so moved,you put her in shock.
480 00:31:32 Fuck. I don't know!
481 00:31:34 I googled "art therapy".and ad-libbed the rest.
482 00:31:38 Then suddenly she's weeping.
483 00:31:40 Crazy bitch,I couldn't believe it.
484 00:32:16 Oh, you're home?
485 00:32:19 Did you eat yet?
486 00:32:22 Is something wrong?
487 00:32:24 Is the housekeeper out?
488 00:32:25 She's walking the dogs.
489 00:32:28 Honey.
490 00:32:30 This was under my car seat.
491 00:32:35 Driver Yoon is such a scumbag.
492 00:32:37 What is this?
493 00:32:40 I'm sorry, honey.
494 00:32:41 I didn鎶?know he wasthis kind of guy.
495 00:32:43 Don't you pay him well?
496 00:32:47 Is he saving up bynot paying for a motel?
497 00:32:50 He must be a pervert.
498 00:32:51 He likes it in the car.
499 00:32:53 Oh, that's gross.In his boss' car!
500 00:32:57 A young guy's sex life ishis own business, that's all fine.
501 00:33:05 But why in my car?
502 00:33:09 And if so, why not in his seat?Why cross the line like that?
503 00:33:13 You're right.
504 00:33:15 Does dripping his spermon my seat turn him on?
505 00:33:18 I can't believe this.
506 00:33:24 But you know what'sstrangest of all?
507 00:33:29 What?
508 00:33:32 Usually if you have car sex,
509 00:33:34 you might leave behinda strand of hair, or an earring.
510 00:33:39 Right.
511 00:33:41 But how can you forgetyour own panties?
512 00:33:45 That's right.It's hard to overlook.
513 00:33:50 So it makes me quite suspiciousof this woman's condition.
514 00:33:55 You get me?
515 00:34:06 Oh my... meth or cocaine?
516 00:34:08 Shh! The kids...
517 00:34:10 What do we do?
518 00:34:11 What if anyone findswhite powder in your car?
519 00:34:14 Calm down, relax.
520 00:34:17 Relax.
521 00:34:19 For now it's just supposition.A rational guess.
522 00:34:23 But no need to call the police.
523 00:34:25 Not that!
524 00:34:27 Still, for a busy man like me to ask,"Why are you fucking in my car?"
525 00:34:33 Exactly.
526 00:34:34 So instead...
527 00:34:36 Can you just invent somebland excuse to let him go?
528 00:34:41 Okay sure.
529 00:34:43 No need to mentionpanties or car sex.
530 00:34:46 We don't need to stoopto that level, do we?
531 00:34:48 Surely not!
532 00:34:51 But what if he goes onlineand accuses us...
533 00:34:54 Just give him a good severance.
534 00:34:56 How was Da-song today?
535 00:35:00 He was fine.
536 00:35:02 - So class is finished?- Yes.
537 00:35:05 Jessica, the last time you came,
538 00:35:07 our driver gave you a ride, right?
539 00:35:10 That's right.
540 00:35:11 This may be an odd question,
541 00:35:13 but nothing happened then?
542 00:35:15 No, he was very nice.
543 00:35:17 I told him to goto Hyehwa Station,
544 00:35:19 but he insisted ondriving me home.
545 00:35:22 That jerk!He took you home late at night?
546 00:35:25 Revealing where you live?
547 00:35:28 No, I got off at Hyehwa.
548 00:35:30 Oh, good girl. Very good.
549 00:35:33 Jessica nice...
550 00:35:34 Did something happen with him?
551 00:35:37 He won't be working for us any more.A slightly shameful incident.
552 00:35:42 What incident?
553 00:35:44 Oh, you don't need to know.
554 00:35:49 But I'm surprised.He was so gentlemanly and cool.
555 00:35:52 Jessica, you're tooyoung and innocent!
556 00:35:56 You have a lot to learn about people.
557 00:35:59 But we were excited to havesuch a young, hip driver, too.
558 00:36:04 But isn't an older driver better?
559 00:36:07 That's true. They drive better,have better manners.
560 00:36:11 My father's brother hada driver just like that.
561 00:36:14 Mr. Kim.He was so congenial and nice,
562 00:36:18 I used to call him Unclewhen I was young.
563 00:36:21 You know a man like that?
564 00:36:23 Yes, he was so mild-mannered.
565 00:36:27 Oh, but my relativesrelocated to Chicago.
566 00:36:32 I wonder ifMr. Kim's free now?
567 00:36:35 I'm really interested!Could I meet him?
568 00:36:39 Really?
569 00:36:40 I don't trust anyone now.
570 00:36:43 I only trust someone recommendedby a person I know well.
571 00:36:46 But if you've known him so long,I'd feel much more at ease.
572 00:36:53 Do you really want to meet him?
573 00:36:56 I'm deadly serious.
574 00:36:58 This chain ofrecommendations is best.
575 00:37:02 How should I describe it?
576 00:37:03 A belt of trust?
577 00:37:05 - This one's different.- Here.
578 00:37:06 Oh, right.
579 00:37:07 And this one.
580 00:37:09 Looks like a touch screen now.
581 00:37:10 It's not touch,it says you have to turn it.
582 00:37:13 Wow, this thing?
583 00:37:16 Sir?
584 00:37:17 Taking our time, are we?
585 00:37:22 This is a nice car.
586 00:37:27 This is enit! Come over here.
587 00:37:32 He's in a meeting now.
588 00:37:38 Have a seat and wait here.
589 00:37:49 Hello, nice to meet...
590 00:37:55 But is it compatiblewith a phone?
591 00:37:57 Oh, not with a phone.You need more computing power.
592 00:38:05 This isn't any sort of test,so don't be nervous.
593 00:38:10 I was worn out at the office,so I came out for a bit.
594 00:38:14 I understand.
595 00:38:15 Constant chatter, all that bother.At least the car is peaceful.
596 00:38:22 Thank you.
597 00:38:24 You seem to know the road well?
598 00:38:26 Anything below the 38th parallel.
599 00:38:29 After 30 years behind the wheel,the car almost drives itself.
600 00:38:33 I respect those who workin one field for a long time.
601 00:38:36 Well, to be honestthis is a simple vocation.
602 00:38:39 But... the head of a household,
603 00:38:42 the leader of a company?
604 00:38:44 Or else just a lonely man setting offon the road each morning...
605 00:38:50 It's companionship of a sort,
606 00:38:52 so that's howI've approached each day.
607 00:38:55 The years sure pass quickly.
608 00:39:01 Sure enough,your cornering is excellent.
609 00:39:04 Well, it may look simple,but it's one of the fundamentals.
610 00:39:10 She may look like a sheep,but inside, she's a fox.
611 00:39:15 Sometimes she acts likeshe owns the house.
612 00:39:19 Right.
613 00:39:20 Of all the people in that house,she's lived there the longest.
614 00:39:25 She was housekeeperto the architect Namgoong,
615 00:39:28 but then she went onto work for this family.
616 00:39:33 When the architect moved out,
617 00:39:35 he introduced this womanto Park's family,
618 00:39:38 telling them, "This is a greathousekeeper, you should hire her."
619 00:39:41 So she surviveda change of ownership.
620 00:39:45 She won't give up good job easily.
621 00:39:48 To extract a woman like that,we need to prepare well.
622 00:39:53 Right, we need a plan.
623 00:39:57 I want to eat peaches.I like peaches best.
624 00:40:01 Why not ask for some?
625 00:40:02 No peaches at our house.It's a forbidden fruit.
626 00:40:13 So according to whatDa-hye told me,
627 00:40:16 she's got a massively seriousallergy to peaches.
628 00:40:21 You know that fuzzon a peach's skin?
629 00:40:24 If she's anywhere near it,she gets a full body rash,
630 00:40:28 has trouble breathing,asthma, a total meltdown!
631 00:40:37 No no, there weren'tany peaches anywhere.
632 00:40:42 That's what I'm saying!
633 00:40:45 Usually when I getsymptoms like this,
634 00:40:48 I run to my roomand take my medicine,
635 00:40:51 but it was so sudden,I wasn't sure where I left it.
636 00:40:57 Madame, this womanbehind me, is that?
637 00:41:02 Oh, it's our housekeeper!
638 00:41:04 So it's true.Oh, how sad.
639 00:41:07 I wasn't sure if thatwas really her.
640 00:41:10 I've only seen her a couple timesin the living room.
641 00:41:14 This was in the hospital?
642 00:41:16 A few days ago I went formy annual medical exam.
643 00:41:20 I took a selfie for my wife,and there she was behind me.
644 00:41:25 Is she talkingon the phone there?
645 00:41:27 Anyway. I wasn't trying to eavesdrop...
646 00:41:32 but her words came through clearly!
647 00:41:34 - So I couldn't help but..- Cut, cut!
648 00:41:36 Dad, your emotions are up to here.
649 00:41:39 Bring them down to about there.
650 00:41:42 ...so I couldn't help but overhear.
651 00:41:44 Keep it focused!
652 00:41:49 What I'm trying to say is,it's just that,
653 00:41:51 your housekeeper's voiceis quite loud, you know?
654 00:41:56 I understand, it's all right.Just tell me, okay?
655 00:41:59 She said she got diagnosedwith active TB,
656 00:42:02 and she was shoutingon the phone,
657 00:42:04 so upset she couldbarely control herself!
658 00:42:07 Tuberculosis? Come on...
659 00:42:10 It's true, she phoned someonesaying she had active TB.
660 00:42:16 Do people still get TB?
661 00:42:21 Dad...
662 00:42:22 Back in the day, people usedto buy Christmas Seals, right?
663 00:42:27 Feels like a bygone era.
664 00:42:28 But I saw it on the internet.
665 00:42:30 Korea has the #1 rate of TBof all the OECD countries.
666 00:42:34 But she's still working,as if nothing's wrong.
667 00:42:38 With a kid like Da-songin the house.
668 00:42:40 So you've got a young kidlike Da-song in the house,
669 00:42:43 and a TB patient is doing dishes,cooking, spraying spittle...
670 00:42:46 Stop it, please!
671 00:42:52 Dad: arriving in 3 mins.
672 00:43:41 If you get the chance,this'll be icing on the cake.
673 00:44:15 Madame
674 00:44:17 2nd floor sauna room.
675 00:44:30 - Have a seat.- Yes.
676 00:44:34 Mr. Kim.
677 00:44:35 Please don't tell any of thisto my husband, okay?
678 00:44:39 Understood.
679 00:44:40 If he hears I brought aTB patient to our home,
680 00:44:45 I'll be hanged and quartered!
681 00:44:48 Don't worry, Madame.
682 00:44:50 And if I may presumeto say one thing.
683 00:44:54 I have no feelingsagainst that woman.
684 00:44:58 I felt I had to speak up for thesake of public health and hygiene.
685 00:45:05 But this could be seenas snitching or...
686 00:45:09 Don't you worry.
687 00:45:10 I won't mention the TB.
688 00:45:13 I'll just make up some excuseto dismiss her.
689 00:45:15 Simply and quietly.
690 00:45:19 It's a proven method.That's the best.
691 00:45:21 Okay, then.
692 00:45:34 Have you...washed your hands?
693 00:46:23 Mr. Kim, do you knowa good braised ribs place?
694 00:46:27 Somewhere close by.
695 00:46:29 Sure.
696 00:46:30 - Then you'll be eating out?- That's right.
697 00:46:35 Why such a craving forbraised ribs today?
698 00:46:38 Our old housekeeper madedelicious ribs.
699 00:46:42 The one who quit this week?
700 00:46:44 My wife wouldn't eventell me why she quit.
701 00:46:52 Sure, it's easy enoughto hire a new one.
702 00:46:58 Still, it's a shame.She was a great housekeeper
703 00:47:03 I see.
704 00:47:04 She kept the housein great shape,
705 00:47:07 and she knew never tocross the line.
706 00:47:10 I can't stand peoplewho cross the line.
707 00:47:13 Perhaps just one weak point?
708 00:47:17 Eating too much.
709 00:47:18 She always ate enough for two.
710 00:47:22 But consideringall the work she did...
711 00:47:26 Then you better find someone new.A new housekeeper.
712 00:47:31 We're in trouble now.
713 00:47:33 In a week,our house will be a trash can.
714 00:47:39 My clothes will start to smell.
715 00:47:43 My wife has no talentfor housework.
716 00:47:46 She's bad at cleaning,and her cooking's awful.
717 00:47:50 Still, you love her, right?
718 00:48:00 Of course.I love her.
719 00:48:04 We'll call it love.
720 00:48:08 Then would this help?
721 00:48:14 The Care?What is this?
722 00:48:16 I just recentlyfound out about them.
723 00:48:19 How to describe it?It's like a membership service.
724 00:48:24 The company provides veteran-gradehelp to VIP customers such as you.
725 00:48:31 For example maids, caregivers.or drivers like myself.
726 00:48:37 You can tell from the cardthey're high-class.
727 00:48:41 Cool design.
728 00:48:43 Then how do youknow about this company?
729 00:48:45 They contacted meas a veteran-grade driver.
730 00:48:50 You might say they scouted me?
731 00:48:54 But when their call came I hadalready arranged to meet with you.
732 00:49:00 I see...
733 00:49:04 You turned down thisfamous company to work for me.
734 00:49:08 I won't forget that.
735 00:49:11 Son of a bitch!
736 00:49:15 Anyway, I can give this cardto my wife, right?
737 00:49:19 Yes, that's why I brought it up.
738 00:49:21 No need to mention me.
739 00:49:24 You can tell heryou found the company yourself.
740 00:49:28 Sure.
741 00:49:29 Thanks to you I canplay the good husband.
742 00:49:32 On the back, there'sa number for consultations.
743 00:49:37 Tell her to call there...
744 00:49:38 Eyes on the road!
745 00:49:45 Hello, this is Senior Advisor Yeoof The Care.
746 00:49:48 Yes, this is The Care's main office?
747 00:49:52 If she wanted, she'd bea fucking great con artist.
748 00:49:56 Isn't her voice tone great?Takes after me.
749 00:50:00 From what I've heard,it's a full membership service?
750 00:50:03 So you're not currentlya member, I assume?
751 00:50:07 That's right,What steps do I need to take?
752 00:50:09 We'll just need to receivea few documents from you.
753 00:50:13 Are you ready to write this down?
754 00:50:16 Your family register,citizenship ID cards...
755 00:50:22 documents to proveyour income level,
756 00:50:25 i.e the title to your property, etc.
757 00:50:28 Our property title?Yes.
758 00:50:39 Wow, peaches!
759 00:50:40 You have some too, Mr. Kevin.
760 00:50:42 Thank you.
761 00:50:52 Leave it outside the doornext time.
762 00:50:55 - And knock!- Yes.
763 00:51:00 No entering during my lesson!
764 00:51:02 Yes, miss!
765 00:51:05 Park Da-song!
766 00:51:07 Daddy!
767 00:51:08 Where are you?
768 00:51:14 Daddy!
769 00:51:15 Son!
770 00:51:16 Walkie talkies!
771 00:51:19 Walkie talkies!
772 00:51:20 Who do you like better,your dad or the walkie talkie?
773 00:51:24 Da-song, how could yourun out from your lesson?
774 00:51:27 When did you buy all this?
775 00:51:31 It's no big deal.
776 00:51:32 Huh?
777 00:51:36 Huh?
778 00:51:37 What is it?
779 00:51:42 What's he doing now?
780 00:51:44 Da-song, don't do that!
781 00:51:45 It's the same!They smell the same!
782 00:51:49 What are you talking about?Go up to Jessica.
783 00:51:53 Jessica smells like that, too.
784 00:51:58 So do we all need to usedifferent soap, now?
785 00:52:02 Dad, we'll need to usedifferent laundry soap, too.
786 00:52:05 And fabric softener.
787 00:52:07 You mean doing four separateloads of laundry each time?
788 00:52:11 That's not it.
789 00:52:14 It's the semi-basement smell.
790 00:52:17 We need to leave this hometo lose the smell.
791 00:52:21 Anyway, aren't we fortunate to beworrying about things like this?
792 00:52:27 Sure.
793 00:52:29 In an age like ours,
794 00:52:32 when an opening for a security guardattracts 500 university graduates.
795 00:52:37 Our entire family got hired!
796 00:52:40 That's right, Dad!
797 00:52:43 If we put our 4 salaries together?
798 00:52:45 The amount of cash coming fromthat house into ours is immense!
799 00:52:50 Let's offer a prayer of gratitudeto the great Mr. Park.
800 00:52:55 And to Min!
801 00:52:56 Ki-woo, that friend of yoursturned into such a fine guy,
802 00:52:59 and thanks to him we're all...Fuck, not again!
803 00:53:07 That asshole's dead.
804 00:53:09 Ki-woo's on the rampage!
805 00:53:11 Don't overdo it!
806 00:53:15 Use this instead.
807 00:53:21 Damn you!
808 00:53:25 Get a fucking grip!
809 00:53:27 Get a grip!
810 00:53:30 Wow!
811 00:53:36 It's a deluge!
812 00:53:55 Current weather is clear, over.The clouds are moving.
813 00:53:59 But they're not rain clouds, over.
814 00:54:02 I hear you, over.
815 00:54:03 Currently your sister's lipis pouting like a duck's bill.
816 00:54:09 She's super annoyed, over.
817 00:54:13 Can't I stay home and study English?And call Kevin?
818 00:54:17 Hey! Don't make a scenejust as we're leaving.
819 00:54:21 If we have to go,let's have fun.
820 00:54:23 Da-hye, this is noordinary camping trip.
821 00:54:26 That's right!
822 00:54:27 How could you missyour brother's birthday?
823 00:54:29 No way!
824 00:54:30 Even your busy fatheris taking time off to go.
825 00:54:32 Right! If you don't go,you'll regret it!
826 00:54:37 Oh, right.You know the beam projector?
827 00:54:40 The outdoor theater?
828 00:54:41 Right, bring the outdoorbeam projector.
829 00:54:43 And look for Da-song'scamping raincoat.
830 00:54:48 He loves it when it rains.
831 00:54:50 You remember now?Zoonie, Berry, and Fofoo.
832 00:54:54 Zoome and Berry get this.
833 00:54:55 Yes, Natural Balance Original Ultra.
834 00:54:58 Right, and for Foofoo...
835 00:55:01 Kam-kamaboko.Japanese crab sticks.
836 00:55:03 Yes.
837 00:55:04 When you walk Zoonie,give him a long leash.
838 00:55:07 He needs to run aroundto feel happy.
839 00:55:09 He's like the canine versionof Da-song!
840 00:55:38 Son!
841 00:55:40 Why are you lying down outside?
842 00:55:43 Isn't he hot out there?
843 00:55:47 I'm gazing at the sky from home.
844 00:55:53 It's so great.
845 00:55:58 Mom, want some water?
846 00:56:00 There's sparkling, right?
847 00:56:02 Ki-jung, some water?
848 00:56:04 Telepathy... thank you.
849 00:56:28 Whoa.
850 00:56:32 Wow, all thesevarieties or alcohol.
851 00:56:36 Dad! Let me addanother to the mix!
852 00:56:40 This is pretty classy.
853 00:56:45 Rain falling on the lawn,as we sip our whiskey...
854 00:56:50 Ki-woo, what's that yellownotebook you've been carrying?
855 00:56:56 This? It's Da-hye's diary.
856 00:56:59 Her diary?
857 00:57:01 What a scumbag.How could you read her diary?
858 00:57:05 Just so we canunderstand each other deeper.
859 00:57:11 Fuck, are you two dating?
860 00:57:14 I'm serious.She really likes me too.
861 00:57:20 Awhile back...
862 00:57:23 Never mind.
863 00:57:25 When she enters university.I'll officially ask her out.
864 00:57:28 Seriously.
865 00:57:34 My son!
866 00:57:36 Then this house will beyour in-laws' house?
867 00:57:43 That's right.
868 00:57:44 Fuck, then I'm washing dishesat my daughter-in-law's?
869 00:57:48 Sure, washing yourdaughter-in-law's socks!
870 00:58:03 I like her.She's a good kid.
871 00:58:09 She's pretty,but she's not wild.
872 00:58:14 Well, now thatwe're daydreaming...
873 00:58:19 If Da-hye and I marry,
874 00:58:22 we can bring in actorsto be my mom and dad.
875 00:58:27 Look at her.
876 00:58:28 She got so many jobsacting in weddings last year.
877 00:58:32 even caught the bouquetfrom a bitch I've never met.
878 00:58:36 If you get the bouquet,they pay an extra $10.
879 00:58:40 That's how your actinggot so good!
880 00:58:42 Acting is one thing, but thisfamily is so gullible, right?
881 00:58:47 The madame especially.
882 00:58:50 You said it.
883 00:58:53 She's so naive, and nice.
884 00:58:57 She's rich, but still nice.
885 00:58:59 Not "rich, but still nice."
886 00:59:01 "Nice because she's rich."You know?
887 00:59:06 Hell, if I had all this money.
888 00:59:13 I'd be nice too!
889 00:59:17 Even nicer!
890 00:59:19 That's true.Your mom's right.
891 00:59:21 Rich people are naive.No resentments.
892 00:59:24 No creases on them.
893 00:59:26 It all gets ironed out.Money is an iron.
894 00:59:30 Those creases all get smoothed out.
895 00:59:32 Hey, Ki-woo.
896 00:59:34 You know that driver, Yoon?Was it Yoon?
897 00:59:40 The driver before me.
898 00:59:42 Yeah, Yoon.
899 00:59:44 He must be workingsomewhere else now, right?
900 00:59:48 Sure, he must be.
901 00:59:51 He's young, got a nice physique.
902 00:59:55 He must've found a better job.
903 00:59:58 Fucking hell!
904 01:00:01 What's with her now?
905 01:00:03 We're the ones who need help.Worry about us, okay?
906 01:00:10 Dad! Come on, Dad!
907 01:00:13 Just focus on us, okay?On us!
908 01:00:18 Not Driver Yoon, but me, please.
909 01:00:22 Awesome timing, huh?
910 01:00:24 She speaks,and the lightning crashes!
911 01:00:30 Hey, Jessica. Cheers.
912 01:00:34 Hey, when I went up before,and you were in the bath...
913 01:00:40 What about it?
914 01:00:42 How to put it?You fit in here.
915 01:00:46 This rich house suits you.Not like us.
916 01:00:49 Fuck off.
917 01:00:50 I'm serious!
918 01:00:51 Dad, before...
919 01:00:52 She was lying back in the tub,watching TV.
920 01:00:56 Like she's lived here for years.
921 01:01:00 Speaking of which,if this became our house,
922 01:01:06 if we lived here,which room would you want?
923 01:01:10 What room in this masterworkby the great Namgoong?
924 01:01:16 Fuck, I don't know.
925 01:01:18 Get me the house first.Then I'll think about it.
926 01:01:22 We live here now, don't we?
927 01:01:25 Getting drunk in the living room.
928 01:01:29 Right, we live here.Why not?
929 01:01:31 This is our home right now.It's cosy.
930 01:01:36 Cosy?Are you feeling cosy?
931 01:01:39 Sure, but suppose Parkwalked through that door now.
932 01:01:45 What about your dad?
933 01:01:46 He'd run and hidelike a cockroach.
934 01:01:50 Kids, you know at our house,
935 01:01:53 when you turn on the light,and the cockroaches scatter?
936 01:01:59 You know what I mean?
937 01:02:01 I'm getting fucking tired of this.
938 01:02:05 - A cockroach?- Yeah.
939 01:02:10 Huh? What's wrong?
940 01:02:12 What's the matter?
941 01:02:13 Dad, don't do that.You only live once.
942 01:02:25 What the hell?
943 01:02:26 I fooled you! Didn't I?
944 01:02:28 Jesus, Dad.
945 01:02:29 I fooled you too, Ki-woo?Did it look for real?
946 01:02:34 If it was for real,I'd fucking kill you.
947 01:02:37 What is this?Fucking puppy.
948 01:02:47 Who is it at this hour'?
949 01:02:49 What is it?
950 01:02:57 What's she doing here?
951 01:02:59 The old housekeeper?
952 01:03:02 What's she here for?
953 01:03:05 She won't stop ringing it.
954 01:03:10 Raising a racket.
955 01:03:13 Who is it?
956 01:03:14 Oh, hello! I'm...
957 01:03:19 The madame's not in, right?
958 01:03:21 What?
959 01:03:22 I worked herefor a very long time.
960 01:03:27 Above the monitor there,you see a photo of 3 dogs, right?
961 01:03:33 Zoome, Berry, Foofoo.
962 01:03:34 I get it, but why are you here?
963 01:03:39 You're my successoras housekeeper, right?
964 01:03:49 Anyway...
965 01:03:51 I'm very sorry tocall on you so late.
966 01:03:54 It's just that...
967 01:03:57 I forgot something in thebasement under the kitchen.
968 01:04:04 When I left,they pushed me out so quickly...
969 01:04:14 Would you let me in?
970 01:04:18 What do we do?
971 01:04:20 This isn't in the plan.
972 01:04:30 Sorry for the trouble.
973 01:04:33 This way.
974 01:04:34 Yes, thank you.
975 01:04:37 You can put your raincoat...
976 01:04:39 It'll just be a second.
977 01:04:42 Quite a meal there.That'll be a job to clean up.
978 01:04:46 But what did you leave below?
979 01:04:54 Want to come down with me?
980 01:04:58 Well, just go ahead.
981 01:05:54 Help me push this!
982 01:05:58 Pull it! From over there.
983 01:06:00 What?
984 01:06:02 Pull!
985 01:06:06 Pull it hard!
986 01:06:11 Are you okay?
987 01:06:14 Did I scare you?
988 01:06:18 Thank you!
989 01:06:20 Thank you.
990 01:06:30 Honey!
991 01:06:31 What the hell?
992 01:06:34 Hey!
993 01:06:35 Honey!
994 01:06:37 Honey!
995 01:06:41 Wait!
996 01:06:42 Honey, I'm here!
997 01:06:45 What is all this?
998 01:06:49 Honey!
999 01:06:50 Honey, I'm fine.
1000 01:06:52 No you're not!
1001 01:06:54 I'm fine, really.
1002 01:06:55 How can you say that?
1003 01:06:56 But I'm really hungry.
1004 01:06:58 Suck it!
1005 01:06:59 How many days has it been?
1006 01:07:02 You must've been so hungry!
1007 01:07:06 It's okay.
1008 01:07:07 She's a nice woman.She let me in.
1009 01:07:10 There was an iron plate,for grilling meat.
1010 01:07:12 It was wedged under the shelf.
1011 01:07:14 So that's why.
1012 01:07:15 I couldn't open it from the inside.
1013 01:07:19 - What's going on here?- I know you must be startled.
1014 01:07:22 I would be too in this situation.
1015 01:07:25 But as two fellow workers...Right, Chung-sook?
1016 01:07:30 How do you know my name?
1017 01:07:33 To be honest I'm still textingwith the boy Da-song.
1018 01:07:38 I knew they were going camping,so I came today.
1019 01:07:42 I wanted to speak to you alone.
1020 01:07:45 Talking about.
1021 01:07:49 Don't worry, Chung-sook.
1022 01:07:51 I cut the wireon the CCTV by the gate.
1023 01:07:55 Nobody knows I came.Isn't that good, sis?
1024 01:07:59 Don't call me sis!
1025 01:08:01 Sis, my name is Moon-gwang.
1026 01:08:05 This is my hubbie Oh Geun-sae.Say hello, honey.
1027 01:08:09 This tastes great.What happened to your face?
1028 01:08:12 I'll tell you later.
1029 01:08:16 So you'd steal food every daywhile working in the kitchen.
1030 01:08:20 Feeding your husband.
1031 01:08:21 Not at all! I boughtall his food with my salary.
1032 01:08:26 That's so unfair!
1033 01:08:29 But how long hasyour husband been down here?
1034 01:08:31 Hold on a sec.4 years?
1035 01:08:35 4 years, 3 months and 17 days.
1036 01:08:38 Right, it's June now.
1037 01:08:40 Four years ago whenMr. Namgoong moved to Paris,
1038 01:08:46 in the time beforeMr. Park's family moved in,
1039 01:08:49 I brought my husband down here.
1040 01:08:53 Many rich houses have secret bunkers,where you can hide
1041 01:08:58 in case North Korea attacks,or if creditors break in.
1042 01:09:03 But it seems Mr. Namgoong wasa bit embarrassed about this,
1043 01:09:09 because he never mentioned itto Mr. Park's family.
1044 01:09:13 So only I know about it.
1045 01:09:14 So that鎶?how it happened.
1046 01:09:17 But now that I know, I've nochoice but to call the police!
1047 01:09:21 No please, sis!
1048 01:09:24 As fellow membersof the needy, please don't.
1049 01:09:26 I'm not needy!
1050 01:09:28 But we're needy!
1051 01:09:32 We've no house, no money,only debts!
1052 01:09:36 Sis, please!
1053 01:09:38 Even after 4 years of hiding,those debt collectors won't give up.
1054 01:09:42 They're still searching for him,threatening to stab him.
1055 01:09:46 You used loan sharks?
1056 01:09:49 It's all my fault.
1057 01:09:52 The Taiwan cake shop.
1058 01:09:54 My Taiwanese Wangshuicastella shop went bust.
1059 01:09:57 I was overwhelmed by debt.
1060 01:10:00 Please take this.
1061 01:10:02 What's that?
1062 01:10:04 It's not much,just a modest sum.
1063 01:10:08 But we'll send itto you every month.
1064 01:10:11 In return,just once every 2 days.
1065 01:10:12 please leave him some food.
1066 01:10:16 No no, just once a week.
1067 01:10:20 There's a refrigerator here.Just once a week.
1068 01:10:22 You've got some nerve!I'm calling the police.
1069 01:10:25 Sis!
1070 01:10:29 Who is that?
1071 01:10:33 Wait... Jessica?
1072 01:10:36 Mr. Kim?
1073 01:10:37 What the hell?
1074 01:10:40 Dad, my ankle!
1075 01:10:41 You okay? Sorry.
1076 01:10:42 Dad, my foot.
1077 01:10:44 Don't call me Dad!
1078 01:10:53 I thought it was weirdwhen the driver was fired.
1079 01:10:57 Hey.
1080 01:10:58 - Let's talk things over.- What the hell?
1081 01:11:01 Are you somefamily of charlatans?
1082 01:11:02 So, sis...
1083 01:11:03 Don't fucking call me sis,you filthy bitch!
1084 01:11:06 I'm gonna send this videoto the madame, how about that?
1085 01:11:11 Dad, my foot.
1086 01:11:13 No reception inthe basement, right?
1087 01:11:16 - The phone works fine.- Fuck.
1088 01:11:18 Ma'am, to be honest,the jobs we have here...
1089 01:11:23 Shut up!It's too late now!
1090 01:11:26 Let's all go to jail!We're fucking going down!
1091 01:11:29 Lady, are you crazy?
1092 01:11:33 If they see that video, Mr. Parkand his wife will be so shocked!
1093 01:11:38 What did those nice peopleever do wrong?
1094 01:11:42 Why do this to them?
1095 01:11:43 Stop right there!
1096 01:11:45 Or I'll push the 'send' button.
1097 01:11:48 Follow me.
1098 01:11:50 Calm down, ma'am.
1099 01:11:56 Don't push!
1100 01:11:59 Let's go up, honey.
1101 01:12:01 Time for youto get some fresh air!
1102 01:12:21 Honey, this 'send' buttonis like a missile launcher.
1103 01:12:28 What do you mean, honey?
1104 01:12:30 If we threaten to push it.those people can't do anything.
1105 01:12:35 It's like a North Korean rocket.A North Korean missile button!
1106 01:12:41 Today our belovedGreat Leader Kim Jong-un,
1107 01:12:45 after witnessing thecharlatan family video,
1108 01:12:48 was unable to containhis shock and fury
1109 01:12:51 at their wicked,despicable provocation!
1110 01:12:54 I've missed your jokes, honey!
1111 01:12:56 Therefore our Great Leader,in this age of denuclearization,
1112 01:13:01 has commanded that the nation'slast remaining nuclear warhead
1113 01:13:07 be driven down the throatsof this wicked family!
1114 01:13:09 No one can imitate North Koreannews anchors like you!
1115 01:13:14 With their stinking guts servingas the last nuclear graveyard,
1116 01:13:19 our Dear Leaders wish to denuclearizeand bring world peace can...
1117 01:13:24 Hands in the air, fuckers!
1118 01:13:27 Higher!
1119 01:13:30 You scumbag family.
1120 01:13:32 Husband?
1121 01:13:33 Husband.
1122 01:13:34 Wife?
1123 01:13:35 Yes.
1124 01:13:36 Son?
1125 01:13:37 Yes.
1126 01:13:38 - Daughter?- Daughter.
1127 01:13:39 You neanderthals.
1128 01:13:41 Is that all you can think to do,drink yourselves stupid?
1129 01:13:45 In this home suffused withMr. Namgoong's creative spirit?
1130 01:13:51 You cretins!
1131 01:13:52 What do you know about art?
1132 01:13:53 What would they know?
1133 01:13:56 When the sun was nice,we'd bask in those sunbeam, right?
1134 01:14:05 At such moments we could feelhis artistic touch.
1135 01:14:58 Give it to me!
1136 01:15:20 Good job! Delete it!
1137 01:15:25 Careful, don't send itby accident.
1138 01:15:42 Hello?
1139 01:15:43 Listen, do you know howto make ram-don?
1140 01:15:47 Ram-don?
1141 01:15:49 Da-song likes ram-donmore than anything.
1142 01:15:53 If you boil the water now,the timing will be perfect.
1143 01:15:56 There's sirloin in the fridge,add that too.
1144 01:15:59 Then, the camping...?
1145 01:16:01 My god, what a disaster.
1146 01:16:05 The river overflowed andeveryone was packing their tents,
1147 01:16:11 but Da-song was crying andrefusing to go home.
1148 01:16:14 Anyway, ram-donas soon as we walk in, okay?
1149 01:16:18 Then you're almost here?
1150 01:16:20 8 minutes, according to the GPS.
1151 01:16:23 You arrive in 8 minutes...
1152 01:16:25 Start boilingthe water right away!
1153 01:16:32 What the hell is ram-don?
1154 01:16:43 Move, quickly!
1155 01:16:47 Hurry!
1156 01:16:55 Ramen/Udon.
1157 01:16:58 Dad, I can't drag herany further!
1158 01:17:12 What are you doing?
1159 01:17:15 Dad!
1160 01:17:20 Go up quickly!Help upstairs.
1161 01:17:31 Take this!
1162 01:17:51 Welcome home!
1163 01:17:53 Da-song, look!Let's eat ram-don!
1164 01:17:58 Da-song!
1165 01:18:02 Da-song!
1166 01:18:11 Madame!
1167 01:18:31 Why don't you justeat the ram-don?
1168 01:18:33 Shall I?
1169 01:18:34 No, wait.I can give it to my husband.
1170 01:18:37 There's sirloin in here.
1171 01:18:41 It's cooked through?Medium well done.
1172 01:19:10 Returning after a day's work...I love you so much, Mr. Park!
1173 01:19:16 Home from the office,Mr. Park is off duty now.
1174 01:19:24 Returning after a day's work...I love you so much, Mr. Park!
1175 01:19:29 - What are you doing?- Shut up!
1176 01:19:42 Honey, do you wantsome ram-don?
1177 01:19:45 Da-song doesn't want it?
1178 01:19:46 No.
1179 01:19:47 No, I'm tired.I'm going to bed.
1180 01:19:49 Why are you staring?
1181 01:19:53 Mr. Park, you feed meand house me.
1182 01:19:57 Respect!
1183 01:20:00 You do this every day?
1184 01:20:02 Sure, I even send wholesentences to thank him.
1185 01:20:08 Someone of your ageshould know it.
1186 01:20:11 Know what?
1187 01:20:12 Morse Code.
1188 01:20:14 That sensor's going batty.
1189 01:20:26 Da-song will know it,since he's a Scout.
1190 01:20:30 It's ridiculous, right?
1191 01:20:32 Running around.trying to please a kid.
1192 01:20:35 He's not some kind of prince.
1193 01:20:37 He's the youngest.It's common.
1194 01:20:41 Please understand.
1195 01:20:43 Da-song's a bit... unwell.
1196 01:20:47 He's receiving trauma therapyand art therapy.
1197 01:20:51 There was an incident.
1198 01:20:53 What incident?
1199 01:20:55 Sis, you believe in ghosts, too?
1200 01:21:00 Da-song saw a ghost in the housewhen he was in 1st grade.
1201 01:21:10 He had a birthday partyat home that day.
1202 01:21:13 Late that night,when everyone was sleeping,
1203 01:21:15 Da-song crept down to the kitchenand took the cake out.
1204 01:21:20 The whipped creamon that cake was amazing.
1205 01:21:23 Even in bed, he couldn'tstop thinking about it.
1206 01:21:27 So Da-song was sitting,eating his cake...
1207 01:21:42 He screamed,and I ran downstairs,
1208 01:21:45 and he was all...
1209 01:21:48 his eyes rolled back in his head,convulsions, foam in his mouth.
1210 01:21:55 Have you ever seen a childhave a seizure?
1211 01:21:57 No.
1212 01:21:58 They need 15-minute treatment,or they're done for.
1213 01:22:04 That's the time you have to reachan emergency room, 15 minutes.
1214 01:22:10 How can you livein a place like this?
1215 01:22:15 Well, lots of peoplelive underground.
1216 01:22:18 Especially if you countsemi-basements.
1217 01:22:20 What'll you do?You don't have a plan?
1218 01:22:25 I just feel comfortable here.
1219 01:22:29 It feels like I was born here.
1220 01:22:33 Maybe I hadmy wedding here, too.
1221 01:22:37 As for the National Pension,I don't qualify.
1222 01:22:41 In my old age,love will comfort me.
1223 01:22:46 So please.Let me live down here.
1224 01:22:53 Anyway...
1225 01:22:55 My husband was away on business,so I had to deal with it all.
1226 01:23:01 Since then we've alwaysgone out for his birthday.
1227 01:23:06 Last year my mother's house,this year, camping.
1228 01:23:09 Da-song's dad says it'sjust a part of growing up.
1229 01:23:14 They say a ghost in thehouse brings wealth.
1230 01:23:20 Actually, the money'sbeen good recently.
1231 01:23:51 Thank god.
1232 01:24:20 Just stay here for now.
1233 01:24:33 Zoonie, what's wrong?
1234 01:24:37 Something under there?
1235 01:24:41 What is it?
1236 01:24:43 Damn it!
1237 01:24:46 - Mom!- Yeah?
1238 01:24:47 - How could you?- What?
1239 01:24:50 I like ram-don too!How could you not even ask me?
1240 01:24:54 Well...
1241 01:24:55 Da-song didn't want it, so youasked Dad, then ate it yourself.
1242 01:24:59 Want her to make one?
1243 01:25:00 That's not the point!
1244 01:25:02 - Stop fighting over ramen!- Why didn't you ask me?
1245 01:25:06 Oh, stop it! Just go to bedGo get changed.
1246 01:25:13 This way!
1247 01:25:17 Under there! Hurry!
1248 01:25:23 One, two, three! One two three!
1249 01:25:26 Da-song?
1250 01:25:27 Da-song, cut it out!
1251 01:25:30 He's gone crazy!Get an umbrella.
1252 01:25:33 Hey Park Da-song!
1253 01:25:36 What a monster.What the hell is he doing?
1254 01:25:41 Da-song, it鎶?time for bed!You know how late it is?
1255 01:25:45 Here.
1256 01:25:47 Honey, here.
1257 01:25:52 Who do you take after to beso stubborn! Look at this rain!
1258 01:26:04 OMG Kevin.Da-song camping in the yard.
1259 01:26:10 Hey, channel 3 for emergencies!Keep it turned on.
1260 01:26:15 Let me have it.I can't believe him.
1261 01:26:19 Just leave him.He'll come in if he's tired.
1262 01:26:22 - I want you here, honey.- I'm with you.
1263 01:26:25 Hey, Da-hye!
1264 01:26:26 Stop using your phone.Go to bed.
1265 01:26:29 Go sleep in your room.We'll take care of things.
1266 01:26:31 This is the living room,do you copy?
1267 01:26:35 Copy, over.
1268 01:26:36 Daddy is standing byfor emergencies, over.
1269 01:26:40 Got it, over.
1270 01:26:44 Is that tent going to leak?
1271 01:26:46 We ordered from the U.S.,it'll be fine.
1272 01:26:49 - Should we sleep here?- What?
1273 01:26:52 We've got a full view of the tent.
1274 01:26:55 Good idea.I'll feel much better.
1275 01:26:57 Right?
1276 01:26:58 Let鎶?watch over him as we sleep.
1277 01:27:02 What a kid...
1278 01:27:13 Wait a minute.
1279 01:27:16 Where's that smell coming from?
1280 01:27:18 What smell?
1281 01:27:20 Mr. Kim's smell.
1282 01:27:22 - Mr. Kim?- Yeah.
1283 01:27:24 Not sure what you mean.
1284 01:27:26 Really?You must have smelled it.
1285 01:27:29 That smell that wafts throughthe car, how to describe it?
1286 01:27:33 - An old man's smell?- No no, it's not that.
1287 01:27:36 What is it?
1288 01:27:38 Like an old radish?
1289 01:27:41 No.
1290 01:27:42 You know when you boil a rag?
1291 01:27:45 It smells like that.
1292 01:27:48 Anyway, even though he alwaysseems about to cross the line,
1293 01:27:55 he never does cross it.That's good.
1294 01:27:58 - I'll give him credit.- Yeah.
1295 01:28:01 But that smell crosses the line.
1296 01:28:04 It powers throughright into the back seat.
1297 01:28:07 How bad can it be?
1298 01:28:09 I don't know.
1299 01:28:11 It's hard to describe.
1300 01:28:14 But you sometimes smell iton the subway.
1301 01:28:18 It's been agessince I rode a subway.
1302 01:28:22 People who ride the subwayhave a special smell.
1303 01:28:25 Yeah.
1304 01:28:42 Isn't this likethe cars back seat?
1305 01:28:46 What if Da-song comes back in?
1306 01:28:50 Don't worry!
1307 01:28:52 I can just pull my hand back.
1308 01:29:00 We shouldn't...
1309 01:29:09 Do it clockwise.
1310 01:29:11 Right.
1311 01:29:15 You know where.
1312 01:29:35 You still have those cheap panties?
1313 01:29:39 Huh?
1314 01:29:40 The ones Yoon's girlfriendleft behind.
1315 01:29:44 If you wear those,I'll get really fucking hard.
1316 01:29:47 Really?
1317 01:29:49 Then buy me drugs.
1318 01:29:53 Buy me drugs!
1319 01:29:58 Eat this instead.
1320 01:30:11 You like it?
1321 01:30:33 They're passed out cold.Sneak out now.
1322 01:31:10 Emergency!Emergency, over!
1323 01:31:15 - Emergency!- What?
1324 01:31:17 What is it, over!
1325 01:31:18 Da-song, what's wrong?
1326 01:31:20 I can't sleep, over.
1327 01:31:23 So stop it and come in, okay?
1328 01:31:27 Go sleep in your soft bed. over.
1329 01:31:29 Right!
1330 01:31:31 I don't want to. over.
1331 01:31:34 Hey, Park Da-song.
1332 01:31:40 Let's just sleep...
1333 01:33:17 How did it turn out back there?
1334 01:33:22 What?
1335 01:33:25 The people in the basement.
1336 01:33:30 Well, I tied them up.
1337 01:33:35 What will we do now?
1338 01:33:38 Huh?
1339 01:33:42 What do we do now,what's our plan?
1340 01:33:46 I've been wondering...
1341 01:33:50 What would Min doin this situation?
1342 01:33:54 Min wouldn't bein this situation!
1343 01:33:59 Look kids, we made itout of there safely, right?
1344 01:34:06 And besides us, nobody knowswhat happened there. Right?
1345 01:34:11 So nothing happened.You understand?
1346 01:34:15 I've got my own plan.
1347 01:34:20 So you two justforget about it, okay?
1348 01:34:24 Let's go home.
1349 01:34:27 Let's go take a bath.
1350 01:34:48 What are you doing there?Hurry up!
1351 01:35:04 What's going on?
1352 01:35:08 You stay there.This is all sewage water.
1353 01:35:11 Was our window open?
1354 01:35:18 Help me out, Ki-taek!
1355 01:35:29 Ki-woo!
1356 01:35:33 Hey Ki-woo,close the window!
1357 01:35:37 You got shocked?
1358 01:35:46 I'm dizzy.
1359 01:35:51 Hold on a sec.Wait.
1360 01:36:01 Shit, I'm dizzy.
1361 01:36:07 Ki-jung, be careful.
1362 01:36:11 Don't touch anything.
1363 01:36:25 Honey, I've got a concussion.
1364 01:36:31 I can't see you.
1365 01:36:54 Honey, that woman Chung-sook...
1366 01:37:00 Oh, god.
1367 01:37:02 What a nice person.
1368 01:37:06 She kicked me down the stairs.
1369 01:37:12 Repeat after me.
1370 01:37:14 Chung-sook...
1371 01:37:18 Chung-sook...
1372 01:37:31 Hey, Ki-woo!
1373 01:37:34 What at are you doing there?
1374 01:37:36 Huh?
1375 01:37:52 H O L P... M...
1376 01:39:01 Dad.
1377 01:39:03 Yeah?
1378 01:39:05 What was your plan?
1379 01:39:11 What are you talking about?
1380 01:39:14 Before, you said you had a plan.
1381 01:39:17 What will you do?About...
1382 01:39:20 the basement.
1383 01:39:22 Ki-woo, you know what kindof plan never fails?
1384 01:39:29 No plan at all.
1385 01:39:32 No plan.
1386 01:39:34 You know why?
1387 01:39:38 If you make a plan,life never works out that way.
1388 01:39:45 Look around us.
1389 01:39:47 Did these people think,"Let's all spend the night in a gym?"
1390 01:39:53 But look now.
1391 01:39:55 Everyone's sleepingon the floor, us included.
1392 01:40:01 That's why peopleshouldn't make plans.
1393 01:40:06 With no plan,nothing can go wrong.
1394 01:40:10 And if something spins outof control, it doesn't matter.
1395 01:40:18 Whether you kill someoneor betray your country.
1396 01:40:22 None of it fucking matters.Got it?
1397 01:40:28 Dad.
1398 01:40:31 I'm sorry.
1399 01:40:33 For what?
1400 01:40:38 Everything.
1401 01:40:41 All of it.
1402 01:40:44 I'll take care of everything.
1403 01:40:47 What are you talking about?
1404 01:40:52 Why are you hugging that stone?
1405 01:40:55 This?
1406 01:41:02 It keeps clinging to me.
1407 01:41:07 I think you need some sleep.
1408 01:41:15 I'm serious.
1409 01:41:18 It keeps following me.
1410 01:41:33 Miss Jessica!Sorry to call on Sunday morning.
1411 01:41:35 Are you free for lunch today?
1412 01:41:38 We're having a birthdayimpromptu for Da-song.
1413 01:41:43 A birthday party?
1414 01:41:45 If you come too,Da-song will be so happy.
1415 01:41:49 And have as much pasta, gratin,and salmon steak as you want.
1416 01:41:53 Please come by 1PM,
1417 01:41:55 and I'll count today asone of your lessons.
1418 01:41:58 You know what I mean?See you soon!
1419 01:42:02 - Mom.- Yeah?
1420 01:42:04 For the impromptu,should we invite Kevin too?
1421 01:42:07 Great idea! Why not?Will you call him?
1422 01:42:10 Get some more sleep, honey!You must be tired after yesterday.
1423 01:42:14 If we have a party,won't you need to do the rounds?
1424 01:42:18 Right, the wine shop,supermarket, bakery, florist...
1425 01:42:24 But I already told Mr. Kimto hurry over.
1426 01:42:26 I'll pay him overtime.
1427 01:42:28 Perfect.
1428 01:42:40 Everyone it down, I'll explain!
1429 01:42:44 Da-hye: We're having a party,and mom said to invite you!
1430 01:42:51 Sis, in the basement...
1431 01:42:55 we have 10 outdoor tables.
1432 01:42:57 First take them all out,then arrange them...
1433 01:43:02 No, come to the window.I need to show you.
1434 01:43:07 With Da-song's tent in the middle,
1435 01:43:09 curve the tables outward...
1436 01:43:12 A crane's wing formation!
1437 01:43:14 Like Admiral Yi used, you know?The Battle of Hansan Island!
1438 01:43:18 Think of the tent asthe Japanese warship.
1439 01:43:21 And our tables will make asemicircular crane's wing formation.
1440 01:43:26 Then near the tent will be thebarbeque grill, firewood and such.
1441 01:43:30 Arrange them all there!
1442 01:43:32 Oh sure, bring your husband too!
1443 01:43:36 Yeah!
1444 01:43:37 And definitely no presents,just come!
1445 01:43:42 What dress code?
1446 01:43:44 It's an impromptu.You can wear sweat pants!
1447 01:43:49 And definitely no presents!Just come and eat hors d'oeuvres!
1448 01:43:55 You know my culinary skills!
1449 01:43:58 Right!We'll get drunk in the daytime.
1450 01:44:04 If you'd sing, that'd be grand!You know the one...
1451 01:44:24 Quiet, he's sleeping!
1452 01:44:27 Today the sky's so blue,and no pollution!
1453 01:44:30 Thanks to all the rain yesterday.
1454 01:44:34 Right.
1455 01:44:35 So we traded campingfor a garden party.
1456 01:44:40 Lemons into lemonade.
1457 01:44:45 Right, that rainwas such a blessing!
1458 01:44:52 And definitely no presents,I mean it!
1459 01:44:57 Right, just squeeze yourMini Cooper into the garage.
1460 01:45:01 Go on up!
1461 01:45:02 Right, back it in.Just don't block the Benz!
1462 01:45:07 You're here!It's been so long!
1463 01:45:13 I told you no presents!
1464 01:45:33 You were thinking ofsomething else.
1465 01:45:36 What?
1466 01:45:38 While kissing me,you thought of something else.
1467 01:45:43 No.
1468 01:45:46 What do you mean?You're doing it now, too.
1469 01:45:52 Wow.
1470 01:45:55 Everyone looks gorgeous, right?
1471 01:45:59 Even for a sudden gathering,they're so cool.
1472 01:46:04 And look so natural.
1473 01:46:08 Da-hye.
1474 01:46:12 Do I fit in here?
1475 01:46:15 What?
1476 01:46:17 In this setting, do I fit in?
1477 01:46:30 Hey, where are you going?
1478 01:46:33 I need to go down.
1479 01:46:35 Just stay with me.
1480 01:46:38 I need to go down there.
1481 01:46:40 Why go to those boring people?Can't you stay here?
1482 01:46:46 Not to those people, down lover.
1483 01:46:51 Wow, what is that?
1484 01:46:57 God, I can't believeI'm doing this at my age.
1485 01:47:01 It's so embarrassing.
1486 01:47:04 I'm really sorry, Mr. Kim.
1487 01:47:06 Da-song's mom insisted,it can鎶?be helped.
1488 01:47:09 But the concept is simple.
1489 01:47:10 There'll be a parade withJessica carrying a birthday cake.
1490 01:47:16 Then we jump outand attack Jessica.
1491 01:47:20 Swinging our tomahawks!
1492 01:47:22 Right.
1493 01:47:23 Just then, Da-song the good Indianwill jump out and we'll do battle.
1494 01:47:29 Finally, he'll save Jessica,the cake princess, and they'll all cheer.
1495 01:47:33 Something like that.
1496 01:47:36 Silly, isn't it?
1497 01:47:37 I guess your wife likesevents and surprises.
1498 01:47:42 Yeah, she does.
1499 01:47:44 But she's particularly into this party.
1500 01:47:49 You're trying your best, too.
1501 01:47:53 Well, you love her, after all.
1502 01:48:01 Mr. Kim.
1503 01:48:04 You're getting paid extra.
1504 01:48:12 Think of this aspart of your work, okay?
1505 01:48:28 Did you go down below?
1506 01:48:29 - Not yet.- Shouldn't we talk to them?
1507 01:48:33 Reach an understanding?
1508 01:48:35 Exactly!
1509 01:48:36 We all got too fuckingworked up last night.
1510 01:48:39 Dad was going onabout some plan...
1511 01:48:43 - I'm just going down there.- Hold on.
1512 01:48:46 Take this down to them.
1513 01:48:48 - They must be hungry.- Right.
1514 01:48:50 Let them eat first.
1515 01:48:54 Coffee next time for Sure!
1516 01:48:57 Here you are, Jessica.
1517 01:48:58 - This is so amazing.- Isn't it great?
1518 01:49:01 I've got a special favor to ask.
1519 01:49:03 What is it?
1520 01:49:05 This is... how to describe it?
1521 01:49:07 Da-song's trauma recovery cake?
1522 01:49:09 So it needs to be you who does it.Today's highlight!
1523 01:50:35 Hey, are you okay?
1524 01:50:44 Are you...?
1525 01:50:55 Wait, mister!
1526 01:52:44 Kevin? Kevin!
1527 01:52:53 Da-song, happy birthday!
1528 01:52:56 Congratulations!
1529 01:53:05 Shit...
1530 01:53:16 Stop!
1531 01:53:18 Chung-sook!
1532 01:53:20 Ki-jung!
1533 01:53:21 Come out here, Chung-sook!
1534 01:53:23 Stop the blood!Push down on the wound!
1535 01:53:31 Da-song!
1536 01:53:33 Honey!
1537 01:53:35 Let go, don't!
1538 01:53:48 It hurts.
1539 01:53:55 The emergency room!
1540 01:53:56 Get the car!
1541 01:53:58 Mr. Kim!What are you doing?
1542 01:53:59 We can't wait for an ambulance!
1543 01:54:01 Stop pushing, Dad!
1544 01:54:04 Makes it hurt more.
1545 01:54:08 Car keys!The car keys!
1546 01:54:09 Throw them!Throw me the key!
1547 01:54:29 Are you okay?
1548 01:54:31 Don't touch it!
1549 01:54:35 Hello, Mr. Park.
1550 01:54:38 You know me?
1551 01:54:39 Respect!
1552 01:56:07 Opening my eyes forthe first time in a month,
1553 01:56:11 I saw a detective.
1554 01:56:13 You have the rightto an attorney...
1555 01:56:17 Who looked nothinglike a detective.
1556 01:56:24 Is he laughing?
1557 01:56:26 Just a sec.
1558 01:56:28 Then the doctor who lookednothing like a doctor spoke.
1559 01:56:34 That happens sometimesafter brain surgery.
1560 01:56:38 They keep laughing.For no reason.
1561 01:56:41 Do you hear me?
1562 01:56:43 Can you hear me?
1563 01:56:45 Then do I have to do it again?
1564 01:56:47 Do what?
1565 01:56:48 The Miranda thing.
1566 01:56:52 You have the right to remain silent.
1567 01:56:56 Anything you say can andwill be used against you...
1568 01:56:59 He keeps laughing, look!
1569 01:57:04 Even when I heard how muchKi-jung bled that day...
1570 01:57:13 Even when I heard the words forgery,trespassing, foul play, self-defense
1571 01:57:20 and we were lucky toget away with a probation...
1572 01:57:28 Even when I finallygot to see Ki-jung's face...
1573 01:57:31 Kim Ki-jung. RIP.
1574 01:57:35 I kept laughing.
1575 01:57:47 Still, when I went back andwatched the news reports,
1576 01:57:53 I didn't laugh.
1577 01:57:54 This sudden rampage in theback yard of an upper-class home
1578 01:57:58 is a highly unusual case.
1579 01:58:00 Since the homeless man who sparkedthe rampage died at the scene,
1580 01:58:04 police are struggling to evenestablish a clear motive.
1581 01:58:10 The driver Kim and the slain Mr. Parkare said to have been on good terms.
1582 01:58:14 For now the police investigation isfocused on locating the driver Kim.
1583 01:58:21 Kim, after exiting this doorand descending the stairs,
1584 01:58:24 disappeared into theneighboring alleys.
1585 01:58:28 Police searched the CCTVsof nearby homes to no avail,
1586 01:58:34 and they have yetto find any witnesses.
1587 01:58:38 Given the situation,
1588 01:58:40 it's not an exaggeration to saythat Kim vanished into thin air.
1589 01:58:46 Actually Mom and I hadno idea where Dad was.
1590 01:58:56 But those detectives stillwore themselves out tailing us.
1591 01:59:05 Eventually the news went quiet,and after the tails stopped,
1592 01:59:12 I started going up that mountain.
1593 01:59:17 From up there, you geta great view of the house.
1594 01:59:25 That day, despite the cold.I felt like staying longer.
1595 01:59:45 Dash-dash-dot-dot.
1596 02:00:14 Son!
1597 02:00:17 Son!
1598 02:00:21 Perhaps you, if no one else.will be able to read this letter.
1599 02:00:28 You were a Boy Scout,so I'm writing this just in case.
1600 02:00:37 Have your injuries healed?
1601 02:00:41 I'm sure your momis plenty healthy.
1602 02:00:50 I'm doing fine in here.
1603 02:00:54 Though thinkingof Ki-jung makes me cry.
1604 02:00:59 Even now, what happenedthat day doesn't seem real.
1605 02:01:05 It feels like a dream,
1606 02:01:09 and yet it doesn't.
1607 02:01:12 That day as I went out the gate,I suddenly knew.
1608 02:01:18 Where I needed to go...
1609 02:01:59 A house where suchgrisly crime took place
1610 02:02:02 would surely notbe easy to sell.
1611 02:02:08 I'm sorry, Mr. Park.
1612 02:02:11 I struggled to hold outlike that in an empty house.
1613 02:02:20 Still, thanks tothe house being empty.
1614 02:02:23 what was her name?Moon-gwang?
1615 02:02:28 I was able to give hera proper send off.
1616 02:02:33 I hear tree-side burials are trendy.so hell, I did my best.
1617 02:02:44 But those real estate sharkssure are clever.
1618 02:02:52 They hoodwinked some peoplewho had just arrived in Korea
1619 02:02:56 and managed to sell the house.
1620 02:03:00 With the parents working,and the kids attending school,
1621 02:03:03 the family is usually out.
1622 02:03:06 But the goddamned housekeeperstays there 24 hours a day.
1623 02:03:11 Each time I go upstairs,I take my life in my hands.
1624 02:03:19 It turns out Germans eat morethan just sausage and beer.
1625 02:03:24 What a relief.
1626 02:03:28 Passing the time down here,everything starts to go hazy.
1627 02:03:37 Today at leastI was able to write you a letter.
1628 02:03:43 If I send out the letterthis way every night,
1629 02:03:47 maybe someday you'll see it.
1630 02:03:57 So long.
1631 02:04:13 You're home, Ki-woo?
1632 02:04:14 Yeah.
1633 02:04:30 Dad, today I made a plan.
1634 02:04:36 A fundamental plan.
1635 02:04:41 I'm going to earn money.
1636 02:04:43 A lot of it.
1637 02:04:49 University, a career, marriage.those are all fine,
1638 02:04:53 but first I'll earn money.
1639 02:04:56 You'll see once you go in,but it's very spacious.
1640 02:05:01 Actually, we don't showthis house to just anyone.
1641 02:05:06 When I have money,I'll buy that house.
1642 02:05:12 On the day we move in,Mom and I will be in the yard.
1643 02:05:17 Because the sunshineis so nice there.
1644 02:05:20 All you'll need to do
1645 02:05:22 is walk up the stairs.
1646 02:06:48 Take care until then.
1647 02:06:57 So long.
