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1 00:00:24 [SpongeBob] I'm ready!
2 00:00:26 [grunts]
3 00:00:33 [SpongeBob sings theme]
4 00:01:02 [narrator]The temperate, pristine,
5 00:01:04 shallow seas of the tropics.
6 00:01:07 A place of unparalleled beautyand fecundity.
7 00:01:12 These islands play hostto a vibrant ecosystem below.
8 00:01:17 A vast organism knownas the coral reef.
9 00:01:26 Life in this watery metropolis
10 00:01:29 thrives amongthe twists and turns,
11 00:01:32 nooks and cranniesand back alleys.
12 00:01:37 And near the reef's edge,the varied and colorful terrain
13 00:01:41 gives way to a small townby the name of鈥?
14 00:01:45 Bikini Bottom.
15 00:01:47 [clam crowing]
16 00:01:50 Here, one can findcrustaceans鈥?
17 00:01:54 -[coins clinking]-Money! Money! Money!
18 00:01:57 -鈥ea stars鈥?-Mmm.
19 00:01:59 Aww!
20 00:02:01 -鈥ctopi鈥?-[clarinet playing off key]
21 00:02:05 鈥arious and diverse plankton鈥?24
22 00:02:10 鈥he occasional squirrel/scientist鈥?26
23 00:02:14 You're almost ready for the world!
24 00:02:16 Good morning. The machines will rise
25 00:02:19 to become mastersover all organic life!
26 00:02:21 Huh?
27 00:02:22 鈥nd, oh, yes鈥?the sea sponge.
28 00:02:26 This one lives happilywith his beloved pet snail鈥?
29 00:02:30 -鈥ary.-[meows]
30 00:02:31 [SpongeBob snoring]
31 00:02:37 Oh, morning, Gary!
32 00:02:40 Eww, snail trail. Yucky.
33 00:02:44 But oddly soothing.
34 00:02:48 Good morning, Patrick!
35 00:02:53 Good morning, SpongeBob!
36 00:02:56 Good morning, Patrick!
37 00:03:00 Good morning, SpongeBob!
38 00:03:04 Good morning, Patrick!
39 00:03:07 Good morning, SpongeBob!
40 00:03:12 Good morning, Patrick!
41 00:03:14 Would you two knuckleheadskeep it down out there?!
42 00:03:18 [both] Good morning, Squidward!
43 00:03:22 [yells]
44 00:03:25 [SpongeBob] Come on, Gary! Breakfast!
45 00:03:33 ["It's Always Summerin Bikini Bottom" playing]
46 00:03:37 -[belches]-You're welcome.
47 00:03:40 [laughs] Who wants a belly scratch?
48 00:03:44 I love you so much, Gary.
49 00:03:45 [meows]
50 00:03:48 What's this?
51 00:03:51 Okay, that'll come out later.
52 00:03:56 鈾?Living like I'm on the edgeOf surreality 鈾?
53 00:04:00 Morning, SpongeBob.
54 00:04:02 鈾?But I know everything is gonna be cool 鈾?59
55 00:04:06 [whistling melody]
56 00:04:09 鈾?We're gonna lighten upEach other's load 鈾?
57 00:04:13 鈾?When bumps and curvesCome on the road 鈾?
58 00:04:16 鈾?'Cause we are all in it together 鈾?64
59 00:04:22 鈾?It's always summerIn Bikini Bottom 鈾?
60 00:04:26 [laughing]
61 00:04:28 鈾?And in December 鈾?68
62 00:04:34 鈾?It's always summer in Bikini 鈾?70
63 00:04:41 鈾?It doesn't get better than that 鈾?72
64 00:04:46 [cackling]
65 00:04:48 Ooh! I'm lateif I'm gonna be early.
66 00:04:51 -[meows sadly]-Oh, don't worry, Gare-Bear.
67 00:04:55 I'll be back before you can say,
68 00:04:57 "Why did he cruellyabandon me like that?"
69 00:04:59 [laughs]
70 00:05:02 [meows sadly]
71 00:05:08 [bell chimes]
72 00:05:12 [sighs] Another day, another migraine.
73 00:05:16 At least I'll get a little peaceand quiet before that little--
74 00:05:20 -Good morning, Squidward!-[shrieks]
75 00:05:22 And isn't it a lovely morning?
76 00:05:23 Nope. Not talking to you.
77 00:05:26 I'm especially not getting involved
78 00:05:27 in any of your nonsense today.
79 00:05:29 I always end upwith the wrong end of the stick.
80 00:05:32 Okay, Squidward.
81 00:05:34 [sighs]
82 00:05:35 But you should knowthat Old Gertrude's
83 00:05:37 getting prettyfinicky these days.
84 00:05:39 Old Gertrude?Who the kelp is that?
85 00:05:41 You've worked with herfor years!
86 00:05:43 She's the eight-burner grillin the kitchen.
87 00:05:48 It never ends.
88 00:05:50 Anyway, to fire her up,
89 00:05:52 you've got to spark her flintsmanually and then鈥?
90 00:05:55 jiggle her gas jets just a little.
91 00:05:57 And then read her favorite story:
92 00:05:59 "The Little Griddle Who Could."
93 00:06:02 Chapter Two:
94 00:06:03 "But we are fresh fromthe freezer," said the patties,
95 00:06:05 and we're c-c-c-cold."
96 00:06:08 "Don't worry,I'll get you nice and warm,"
97 00:06:10 said the Little Griddle.
98 00:06:12 What'd I just say?I am not interested.
99 00:06:14 Don't involve me!
100 00:06:19 [groans]
101 00:06:20 What'd you say, Squidward?Squidward?
102 00:06:23 Okay, Squidward, doesn't matter.I'll always be here anyway.
103 00:06:29 Unfortunately.
104 00:06:31 Stop yer loafing, Mr. Squidward!
105 00:06:33 There's workto be done around here!
106 00:06:35 Attention, Krusty crew!
107 00:06:36 All hands on deck,front and center!
108 00:06:39 Aye-aye, Cap'n Krabs, sir!
109 00:06:40 Now, who's ready to set sail
110 00:06:43 on another adventureof making me money?
111 00:06:48 -Get moving, sailor!-Sir, yes, sir!
112 00:06:51 Raise the colors!
113 00:06:56 Hoist the mainsail!
114 00:07:03 Deploy smokestacks!
115 00:07:17 [all yelling]
116 00:07:20 [chuckles] Oh, never gets old.
117 00:07:24 [Plankton cackles]
118 00:07:27 Enjoy it while you can,Mr. Eugene Krabs.
119 00:07:32 -[cackles]-[beeping]
120 00:07:33 What the鈥?
121 00:07:35 [growling] Stupid machine!
122 00:07:38 Where was I? Oh, yeah.
123 00:07:40 [cackling]
124 00:07:42 Tonight I launchEvil Plan Number 3,087
125 00:07:46 and finally take possession
126 00:07:48 of the Krabby Patty secret formula!
127 00:07:52 Great. Another evil plan.
128 00:07:54 What's wrong with another evil plan?
129 00:07:56 Oh, nothing, it's just we're runningout of room on the Wall of Failure.
130 00:08:00 Wall of Fai--?
131 00:08:01 [servos whirring]
132 00:08:04 Karen, why do you keepcollecting these?
133 00:08:07 Heh. Memories.
134 00:08:09 Hmm! Well, tonight鈥?is gonna be different.
135 00:08:12 Hee-hee! You see, Karen,my computer wife,
136 00:08:15 every time I've triedto steal that formula,
137 00:08:18 Krabs has tried to thwart me.
138 00:08:20 Mm-mm, not Mr. Krabs.
139 00:08:22 But tonight, that all-- What?
140 00:08:24 It's not Mr. Krabs, sweetheart.I've checked the data.
141 00:08:28 It's SpongeBob who's the problem.
142 00:08:30 Hello.
143 00:08:31 Oh, fish sticks.
144 00:08:32 What could that boobhave to do with it?
145 00:08:35 Boob savant, you mean.
146 00:08:37 SpongeBob is the onewho keeps foiling your plans,
147 00:08:39 not Mr. Krabs.
148 00:08:41 Oh, nonsense.
149 00:08:42 It's Krabs, Karen, I know it is.
150 00:08:46 And tonight,I will finally extract鈥?
151 00:08:50 my revenge!
152 00:08:52 [evil laughter]
153 00:08:54 Will you be late?
154 00:08:55 You can't put a clockon genius, Karen.
155 00:08:59 -[bell dings]-Order up! Move it, let's go!
156 00:09:03 Aye-aye, Chef!
157 00:09:05 One for you.Enjoy your Krabby Patty. Enjoy!
158 00:09:09 [rings bell] Order up!
159 00:09:11 Come on, SpongeBob!
160 00:09:13 -Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!-Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!
161 00:09:16 [all laughing]
162 00:09:21 [sighs]
163 00:09:22 -[bell rings]-Hiya, SpongeBob!
164 00:09:24 [all] Hi, Sandy!
165 00:09:29 Did you know that in the futureeverything will be automated?
166 00:09:32 -Really? Even stomachaches?-[laughs]
167 00:09:35 I'm gonna seeif Mr. Krabs wants to be
168 00:09:37 an early adopterof my new technology.
169 00:09:39 Wait, what?
170 00:09:41 You're gonna replace mewith a robot? Don't do it!
171 00:09:43 No, silly, that's gonna happen anyway.
172 00:09:45 This is something much moreinnovative and start-uppy.
173 00:09:49 You have sixty seconds.
174 00:09:51 Its name is Otto!
175 00:09:54 -[whirring]-My name is Otto.
176 00:09:57 How may I serve you?
177 00:09:58 It's an automatedrestaurant owner.
178 00:10:02 Hmm. Automated?
179 00:10:04 Sounds expensive. Not interested.
180 00:10:06 Otto doesn't require a salary.
181 00:10:08 And it can make cold,heartless decisions
182 00:10:10 like firing people,because it doesn't have a heart.
183 00:10:13 -Ow.-You don't say.
184 00:10:15 -You're fired.-Amazing!
185 00:10:18 I love money. I love money.
186 00:10:21 A cold, unfeeling mechanical robot
187 00:10:23 after me own cold,unfeeling crustacean heart.
188 00:10:26 I'll take it and nurture it
189 00:10:28 and I will love Ottolike he was me own son.
190 00:10:31 Thank you, Daddy.
191 00:10:32 Yippee! You're not gonnaregret this, Mr. Krabs.
192 00:10:35 You're fired.
193 00:10:36 Oh, I could listen to that all day.
194 00:10:39 [Otto] No, seriously.
195 00:10:40 We decided to go ina different direction.
196 00:10:44 You're fired.
197 00:10:45 [nervous chuckle] What?
198 00:10:47 Don't make me call security.
199 00:10:50 -You're fired.-No, yer fired!
200 00:10:52 -No, you're fired.-Yer fired, ye infernal machine!
201 00:10:54 -I'm not fired, you're fired.-[shrieks]
202 00:11:00 Robot abuse. Robot abuse.
203 00:11:03 -Huh?-Huh?
204 00:11:06 [chuckles]
205 00:11:11 [slurring] You're fired.
206 00:11:13 [Plankton] What the heckis this thing?
207 00:11:15 [Karen] I don't know,but I'm taking it home.
208 00:11:17 -It's so cute.-What?!
209 00:11:19 Come on, little robot.Let's get you some supper.
210 00:11:22 -Not even funny, Karen.-Quiet, Plankton.
211 00:11:25 -Shh, Don't listen to him.-Karen!
212 00:11:27 [Otto] I love you, Mom.
213 00:11:29 [sighs]
214 00:11:35 SpongeBob! Be sure thiskitchen's in shipshape shape
215 00:11:38 before ye head out, boy.
216 00:11:39 [French accent]Oui, oui, Monsieur Boss Man Krabs.
217 00:11:41 Once I am done here, zees kitchen
218 00:11:43 shall be completely spotless.
219 00:11:45 -[giggling]-Whatever.
220 00:11:48 Oh! I found this uneatenKrabby Patty on table six.
221 00:11:52 You know what to do with it.
222 00:11:53 Right away, Mr. K!
223 00:11:54 I'll see that it's disposed of properly.
224 00:11:56 [shrieks] Who said anythingabout disposing of?
225 00:11:59 We'll sell it again tomorrow鈥?235
226 00:12:04 [both laugh]
227 00:12:05 Good night!
228 00:12:08 Oh! I better start cleaning.
229 00:12:10 [humming]
230 00:12:14 I'm ready!
231 00:12:27 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
232 00:12:31 Well, good night, Gertrude!
233 00:12:33 Good night, fryer.Good night, patty.
234 00:12:35 Good night, pickles. Mwah!
235 00:12:38 [door shuts]
236 00:12:45 [lid bangs, rattles]
237 00:12:48 Good night, SpongeBob.
238 00:12:50 Hello, Krabby Patty!
239 00:12:57 And now鈥?250
240 00:13:16 [cackling] Yes!
241 00:13:19 Wait, wait. No.
242 00:13:20 No. No!
243 00:13:22 Stupid coin-operated鈥?255
244 00:13:29 Oh!
245 00:13:33 Bingo!
246 00:13:36 Come to Papa.
247 00:13:38 In just a few minutesthe formula will be mine!
248 00:13:42 [beeping]
249 00:13:45 [printer whirring]
250 00:13:56 Yes! Krabs's fast-food empire will fail
251 00:13:59 and I will rule Bikini Bottom,
252 00:14:02 as its new slop king!
253 00:14:04 [guffawing]
254 00:14:10 -I knew it!-[yelling]
255 00:14:14 [Plankton groans]
256 00:14:16 -The formula!-I knew I left my keys in here.
257 00:14:18 Oh, silly me.
258 00:14:20 Come here, you! [grunting]
259 00:14:22 Huh. No keys. That's weird.Where could they be?
260 00:14:26 Yes! No.
261 00:14:29 Ooh! Ow!
262 00:14:31 [SpongeBob] Keys, where are you?
263 00:14:34 -Come on, show me keys!-[screams]
264 00:14:37 [gasps] Gotcha!
265 00:14:41 Ha-ha!
266 00:14:42 [whirring]
267 00:14:43 No. No!
268 00:14:45 [screams]
269 00:14:48 Ow.
270 00:14:50 They were in my pocketthe whole time!
271 00:14:52 [laughs]
272 00:14:54 [Karen] It's SpongeBob who's the problem.
273 00:14:57 I get it.
274 00:15:01 [narrator] Meanwhile, at the palaceof King Poseidon鈥?
275 00:15:05 鈥uler of the Seven Seas.
276 00:15:10 [Poseidon] Chancellor!
277 00:15:14 -Chancellor!-[Chancellor humming]
278 00:15:16 Chancellor!
279 00:15:19 Yo. What's up, sire?You sent for me?
280 00:15:22 Chancellor, look. Look at me!
281 00:15:25 3,000 years oldand check out my skin.
282 00:15:28 It's like a baby's butt.
283 00:15:30 Ageless, sire. Looking fresh.
284 00:15:32 Ha! I owe it to my subjectsto look fabulous,
285 00:15:36 don't you think?
286 00:15:37 There are other obligations, sire.
287 00:15:39 Like ruling and stuff.Let's see鈥?
288 00:15:42 I need your signatureon these taxes, decrees,
289 00:15:45 this here declaration of warand my paycheck.
290 00:15:48 -Is that right?-Yeah.
291 00:15:50 -[both chuckle]-Very good.
292 00:15:52 [both laughing]
293 00:15:54 Oh, Chancellor,
294 00:15:56 when will you learn to focuson what really matters?
295 00:15:59 A monarch's regimeis only as powerful
296 00:16:01 as his skin care regime.
297 00:16:03 Word. Mm-hm.
298 00:16:05 You know, some say I have a facelike a Greek god.
299 00:16:08 Well, you are a Greek god, so鈥?312
300 00:16:12 -Is that a wrinkle?-Where?
301 00:16:14 It is! It's a wrinkle!
302 00:16:16 I look like an old avocado
303 00:16:18 that's been leftand forgotten in the fridge!
304 00:16:21 Here it comes.
305 00:16:22 I'm ugly!
306 00:16:28 Oh, now, where is it?
307 00:16:30 The crawly thing withthe round shell and the eyes.
308 00:16:32 -Where is it?-[playing fanfare]
309 00:16:35 Here you go, sire. Your Royal Snail.
310 00:16:38 Oh! Oh, oh, thank you.
311 00:16:40 This mollusk hasthe rejuvenating power
312 00:16:42 -of a thousand facials.-[meows]
313 00:16:48 What?! Is it empty?
314 00:16:51 [coughing]
315 00:16:52 Take it away!
316 00:16:53 Bring me another sea snailat once!
317 00:16:58 -[indistinct whispering]-Uh-oh.
318 00:17:00 -Chancellor!-Okay, uh鈥?
319 00:17:02 Full disclosure, man, uh鈥?We're out of snails.
320 00:17:05 What?!
321 00:17:07 In fact, the entiresnail population has been, uh鈥?
322 00:17:10 What's the word?Oh, yeah鈥?depleted.
323 00:17:13 You're telling me there are鈥?337
324 00:17:17 -And you're confident of that?-Relatively confident.
325 00:17:19 [shrieking]
326 00:17:21 Oh, Chancellor,for the love of Hermes,
327 00:17:24 my kingdom for a snail!
328 00:17:26 No, no, no. I'm being hasty.
329 00:17:29 Half my kingdom for a snail!
330 00:17:31 No, no, no, a boon. Yes.
331 00:17:33 I'll grant a boon to whomevershall bring me a snail.
332 00:17:36 Gotcha.I'll draw up the decree, sire.
333 00:17:43 -[whip cracks]-[whinnying]
334 00:17:45 A Royal Decreefrom King Poseidon?
335 00:17:48 "To all citizens of the sea,
336 00:17:51 the King requires a snail at once鈥?351
337 00:17:57 Wait a minute.
338 00:17:59 A snail?
339 00:18:00 No, it's too perfect.
340 00:18:03 Get rid of Gary,get rid of SpongeBob.
341 00:18:07 Oh, yeah.
342 00:18:08 [cackling]
343 00:18:16 Gary, I'm home!
344 00:18:22 Gare-Bear?Hey, where are you, buddy?
345 00:18:30 Gary?
346 00:18:33 Gary?
347 00:18:35 You must be in the-- No.
348 00:18:37 Gary?
349 00:18:38 Gary?
350 00:18:39 Gary?
351 00:18:41 Gary? Gary, Gary, Gary! Gary!
352 00:18:43 Gary! Where's Gary?
353 00:18:45 Gary!
354 00:18:49 [panting]
355 00:18:59 Gary, where are you?
356 00:19:05 [panting]
357 00:19:10 [sniffles] Oh, Gary.
358 00:19:14 [sobbing]
359 00:19:18 I loved you sincethe first day we met.
360 00:19:23 [children yelling]
361 00:19:34 [snail meows]
362 00:19:39 Hello, little snail.
363 00:19:47 [giggles]
364 00:19:48 [meows]
365 00:19:51 [laughs]
366 00:19:55 What's your name?
367 00:19:57 [meows]
368 00:19:58 "Gary", huh?
369 00:20:01 -[meows]-Well, hi, Gary.
370 00:20:04 Gary, do you want to be friends?
371 00:20:07 [meows]
372 00:20:09 Me, too.
373 00:20:16 [sobbing loudly]
374 00:20:20 SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
375 00:20:23 Hey, SpongeBob!I found this flyer.
376 00:20:26 Gary's missing!
377 00:20:28 [SpongeBob sniffling]
378 00:20:30 I know, Patrick.
379 00:20:32 SpongeBob?
380 00:20:34 Oh, Patrick, if something wereto happen to Gary, I, well鈥?
381 00:20:39 I don't know what I'd do.
382 00:20:41 I'm sorry, buddy.
383 00:20:43 Hey! Maybe he left a clue.
384 00:20:45 -[toy squeaks]-Oh!
385 00:20:50 [gasps] Look! A clue!
386 00:20:53 [gasps] Gary's been snailnapped!
387 00:20:57 And taken to The Lost Cityof Atlantic City!
388 00:21:00 [chewing] Oh, really?
389 00:21:03 That's awesome!
390 00:21:05 [spits] Now we know where he is.
391 00:21:09 Mm.
392 00:21:11 Not really that awesome, Patrick.
393 00:21:13 Listen to this.
394 00:21:14 "Made famous by the glitzy palacePoseidon calls home.
395 00:21:18 The Lost City of Atlantic Cityis a scary,
396 00:21:21 vice-ridden cesspoolof moral depravity."
397 00:21:24 Wow. All that, and it's lost, too?
398 00:21:28 "King Poseidon has provenhimself a whimsical tyrant,
399 00:21:32 known for executing his subjectsby beheading them
400 00:21:35 in a flamboyant floor showextravaganza.
401 00:21:38 Our advice for thosetravelling here is鈥?
402 00:21:42 鈥on't."
403 00:21:43 [gulps] This King Poseidonsounds like a tough customer.
404 00:21:48 Oh, yeah. Tough.
405 00:21:49 Aw, so what?This is about friends.
406 00:21:52 And friends don't let friendsbecome somebody else's face cream!
407 00:21:56 Not what friends do.
408 00:21:58 -So what if it's dangerous and scary?-So what!
409 00:22:01 What is stopping me right nowfrom going there, rescuing Gary
410 00:22:06 and standing up to thisKing Poseidon, huh?
411 00:22:09 -I don't know!-Well, I do!
412 00:22:11 -What is it?-I鈥?
413 00:22:13 鈥on't have the courage.
414 00:22:16 [sniffling]
415 00:22:18 [wailing]
416 00:22:22 Oh, Gary.
417 00:22:24 Tartar sauce!
418 00:22:25 What's the next best thingto courage?
419 00:22:29 -Resolve?-No.
420 00:22:31 -Fortitude?-Nah.
421 00:22:32 -Commitment?-Nope.
422 00:22:34 -Wherewithal? Bravery?-Mm-mm. No.
423 00:22:36 -Valor. Grit?-What? No.
424 00:22:38 -Heroism? Gallantry?-Uh-uh. Nah.
425 00:22:40 -Moxie.-A buddy! A wingman!
426 00:22:43 A wingman?
427 00:22:44 A friend.
428 00:22:46 Really, Patrick?You'd go with me?
429 00:22:48 Yeah鈥?right behind you!
430 00:22:51 Do I smell a road trip?
431 00:22:54 [gasps] That could be my breath.
432 00:22:56 [both laughing]
433 00:22:59 Okey-dokey.
434 00:23:01 Now, let's drill down on a plan.
435 00:23:03 Pat, you're in charge of transpo.
436 00:23:05 Just remember, I don't driveand you don't have a car.
437 00:23:06 Oh鈥?453
438 00:23:16 Beep, beep!
439 00:23:25 Hey, boys!
440 00:23:27 Don't know if you have any usefor this old thing,
441 00:23:30 if you're going on any trips or journeys
442 00:23:32 or quests or rescue missions.
443 00:23:35 But if you are, Otto is your ticket.
444 00:23:38 [both] Otto!
445 00:23:40 Just tell ol' Otto where you want to goand it will take you there!
446 00:23:44 All aboard.
447 00:23:45 -You're fired.-Cool!
448 00:23:47 A self-driving boat.
449 00:23:49 Thanks, Plankton. You're the best!
450 00:23:51 I know, I know. Bye-bye.
451 00:23:54 -Otto. Find, Gary.-You got it.
452 00:23:57 [tires screeching]
453 00:24:03 No, Patrick.You got to be more specific.
454 00:24:06 Otto, find Gary the snail.
455 00:24:09 [Otto] Recalculating.
456 00:24:10 [Patrick and SpongeBob yelling]
457 00:24:12 Ugh. Here, let me try.
458 00:24:15 Take them toThe Lost City of Atlantic City
459 00:24:18 and don't ever come back!
460 00:24:22 Never hurts to employ a little hyperbole.
461 00:24:24 It is my pleasure to serve you.
462 00:24:29 [both yelling]
463 00:24:35 [cackles] Bon voyage, boys.
464 00:24:37 I'm ready. I'm ready. They're dead.
465 00:24:50 This is gonna be likeone of those buddy movies.
466 00:24:54 We're the buddies!
467 00:24:55 [chuckles] Not sure that really applies,Patrick, but--
468 00:24:58 Why not?
469 00:24:59 We're two dudes setting outwith a common goal.
470 00:25:02 We'll argue about something dumb,fight and break up鈥?
471 00:25:05 Only to come back together when we realize
472 00:25:07 neither could do it without the other.
473 00:25:10 It's simple yet magical.
474 00:25:12 [SpongeBob] Yeah.
475 00:25:14 It feels more to me likethe journey of a singular hero,
476 00:25:17 who against all odds,triumphs over adversity.
477 00:25:20 [snorts] I say buddy movie
478 00:25:23 and you say, oh, whatever thatdumb thing was you just said.
479 00:25:25 Oh, really? Dumb thing?
480 00:25:27 I'm dumb?Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.
481 00:25:30 Thank you.I love my sense of ironing, too.
482 00:25:33 Maybe if your headwasn't packed full of sand,
483 00:25:36 you could have ironing!
484 00:25:37 Well, better a head full of sand
485 00:25:38 than a head full of rocks, like yours!
486 00:25:41 Ah! That's it! Stop the car!
487 00:25:44 Yeah, stop the car, Otto!
488 00:25:46 [brakes squeal]
489 00:25:47 [both yelling]
490 00:25:57 [rueful chuckle] Sorry, Patrick. Really.
491 00:26:00 I shouldn't have saidyou have rocks in your head.
492 00:26:02 I shouldn't have saidyour brain was made of sand.
493 00:26:06 That was mean and dumb.
494 00:26:09 Okay. Let's just forget it, huh?
495 00:26:11 Never happened!
496 00:26:13 [grunts] Uh-huh.
497 00:26:16 ["On The Road Again" playing]
498 00:26:19 OTTO: Hop on in, guys.
499 00:26:20 鈾?On the road again 鈾?516
500 00:26:26 Ha, ha, ha!
501 00:26:27 Nope.
502 00:26:28 鈾?The life I love is makingMusic with my friends 鈾?
503 00:26:31 鈾?And I can't wait to getOn the road again 鈾?
504 00:26:35 [Otto laughing]
505 00:26:38 [overlapping chatter]
506 00:26:40 -Krabby! [yelling]-One at a time, people.
507 00:26:43 One at a time. [chuckles]
508 00:26:45 Squidward, why ain't I seeingKrabby Patties
509 00:26:47 rolling out the service window?
510 00:26:48 -Where's SpongeBob?-How should I know?
511 00:26:51 And, frankly,you won't find me complaining.
512 00:26:53 Heh-heh!
513 00:26:55 SpongeBob!What's with yer lollygaggin' boy?
514 00:26:58 SpongeBob?
515 00:27:00 SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
516 00:27:03 Get out here this instant!That's a direct order!
517 00:27:07 I don't get it.He has never missed a workday.
518 00:27:11 [shrieks]
519 00:27:12 [all chanting] Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty!
520 00:27:15 Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?
521 00:27:17 -How should I know?-It's coming, sir, it's coming!
522 00:27:21 Squidward, get in that kitchenand whip up some Krabby Patties.
523 00:27:25 All right, Gertrude鈥?Now, what did he say?
524 00:27:28 Uh, spark her flints.
525 00:27:30 Uh, jiggle her jets.And鈥?oh, yes!
526 00:27:34 "The Little Griddle Who Could."
527 00:27:37 "We're fresh from the freezer,"said the little--
528 00:27:46 -Mr. Krabs, we've got a---Squidward!
529 00:27:48 Ow! Save鈥?Ow! 鈥ourself!
530 00:27:51 Oh!
531 00:27:52 We wouldn't be in this messif SpongeBob was around.
532 00:27:56 Where is SpongeBob?
533 00:28:03 [hawk cries]
534 00:28:05 [both snoring]
535 00:28:14 [both gasp]
536 00:28:16 [Patrick] Where are we?
537 00:28:17 We must be dreaming!
538 00:28:19 [chortles] You amuse me, SpongeBob.
539 00:28:22 Two people can't have the same dream,
540 00:28:25 let alone be in that same dreamat the same time.
541 00:28:28 That would be philosophically untenable.
542 00:28:31 Indeed. You proffera metaphysical conundrum.
543 00:28:34 Wait, we're talking like smart people.
544 00:28:36 This must be a dream!
545 00:28:38 Plus, we're on the surface and we're鈥?563
546 00:28:42 -鈥eah!-[gasping]
547 00:28:44 Air?!
548 00:28:46 [both laughing]
549 00:28:50 Hey, town up ahead!
550 00:28:54 [SpongeBob] "Goner Gulch."Ha! That's a funny name.
551 00:29:13 "The Inferno Saloon."
552 00:29:16 "Ye who enter here abandon all hope."
553 00:29:20 Guess that's another wayof saying "no public restrooms".
554 00:29:26 Hello?
555 00:29:27 [voice echoing]
556 00:29:30 [hawk cries]
557 00:29:32 -Otto, keep it close.-Yeah, don't go anywhere.
558 00:29:36 Go anywhere.
559 00:29:38 It is my pleasure to serve.You're fired.
560 00:29:41 Oh! How are we gonna find Gary now?
561 00:29:44 -Maybe Otto just went to park.-[both yell]
562 00:29:55 [both shriek]
563 00:30:01 Hello.
564 00:30:02 [yelps] Who are you?
565 00:30:04 I am a simple tumbleweed.Call me Sage.
566 00:30:08 -Sage.-Hey, Sage. Good name.
567 00:30:10 Thanks. I'm made out of sage,and I am a sage.
568 00:30:13 So it works out pretty well.
569 00:30:15 -[eye glint chimes]-I'm Patrick!
570 00:30:17 My name means "toaster" in Celtic.
571 00:30:21 Pretty sure it doesn't.
572 00:30:23 This dream you sharehas a hidden purpose, young seekers.
573 00:30:27 Oh! So we are in a dream!
574 00:30:30 And I, friend, am the dream weaver.
575 00:30:33 鈾?Ohh, dream weaver鈥?鈾?594
576 00:30:41 -Yes, Patrick.-Wow!
577 00:30:44 I am here to help youon your journey, SpongeBob.
578 00:30:47 But first, you must accept a challenge.
579 00:30:50 But, I just want to find Garyand bring him home.
580 00:30:54 -Do you love Gary?-More than anything!
581 00:30:57 And, young sponge,once you meet this challenge
582 00:31:00 you may pass onto find your precious Gary.
583 00:31:03 -Got it. Right.-Oh, right, that makes sense.
584 00:31:06 [spits]
585 00:31:08 Eww.
586 00:31:09 [Sage] Take this challenge coin.
587 00:31:11 Challenge coin!
588 00:31:13 It will give you couragewhen bravery is in short supply.
589 00:31:17 -Whoa!-Cool!
590 00:31:18 Now, your challenge lies behindthese saloon doors.
591 00:31:21 -Let's go! Come on, Patrick.-Wait.
592 00:31:23 -Let's kill this challenge.-[Sage] Wait, guys!
593 00:31:24 [Patrick] Challenge coin coming through!
594 00:31:26 I didn't give you your challenge!
595 00:31:29 Patience, Sage. Patience.
596 00:31:36 Huh.
597 00:31:37 [piano playing]
598 00:31:41 Oh, cool.One of those old player pianos.
599 00:31:46 [laughter]
600 00:31:49 -[both yelp]-Or鈥?
601 00:31:50 one of those old piano players!
602 00:31:53 [high-pitched cackling]
603 00:32:01 [both screaming] Scary people!
604 00:32:03 Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies,to be precise.
605 00:32:06 [stuttering] Flesh-eatingcowboy pirate zombies?!
606 00:32:09 This is your challenge.
607 00:32:11 Free these zombiesfrom their earthly binds
608 00:32:13 and release their souls.
609 00:32:15 If this weren't a dream,I'd be freaking out right now!
610 00:32:18 Oh, yeah!
611 00:32:19 [giggles] We are in a dream.
612 00:32:21 -[laughing]-La, la-la, la-la, la, la.
613 00:32:23 Okay, everyone!
614 00:32:26 We're here to releaseyour imprisoned souls.
615 00:32:28 [thunder crashing]
616 00:32:30 What was that?
617 00:32:31 Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.
618 00:32:35 鈾?El DiabloEl Diablo 鈾?
619 00:32:39 鈾?El DiabloEl Diablo 鈾?
620 00:32:43 鈾?Very bad man 鈾?640
621 00:32:46 Master of this zombie crew.
622 00:32:48 -Uh-oh.-He sounds bad.
623 00:32:50 Good luck.
624 00:32:55 Patrick, the zombies are swarming!
625 00:32:59 -They're gonna eat our brains!-[shrieks]
626 00:33:01 [dance music playing]
627 00:33:02 鈾?Dance! 鈾?648
628 00:33:12 鈾?Boss Dogg 鈾?650
629 00:33:15 鈾?Lookin' for the KingIt'll cost y'all 鈾?
630 00:33:17 鈾?You better leave noware you lost, dawg? 鈾?
631 00:33:18 鈾?The Zombie KingYeah, I hear him coming 鈾?
632 00:33:21 鈾?OG ghoul with a thirstFor the run-in 鈾?
633 00:33:23 鈾?You in the wrong barWrong town 鈾?
634 00:33:24 鈾?Got a spot to fill 鈾?657
635 00:33:27 鈾?Your brains for breakfast 鈾?659
636 00:33:30 鈾?Ghouls, goblinsGuard the exit 鈾?
637 00:33:32 鈾?The fire in his eyesAin't hard to catch it 鈾?
638 00:33:34 鈾?El Diablo, the hauntingTaunting veterano 鈾?
639 00:33:37 鈾?It's scary, I know 鈾?664
640 00:33:40 鈾?But don't hate the gameWe in the zombie biz 鈾?
641 00:33:42 -鈾?We feel the love 鈾?-鈾?Yes, sir 鈾?667
642 00:33:47 鈾?Together 鈾?669
643 00:33:53 鈾?We won't stop鈥?鈾?671
644 00:33:58 -鈾?Dance! 鈾?-鈾?We the baddest crew 鈾?673
645 00:34:02 -鈾?Us! 鈾?-鈾?We comin' through 鈾?675
646 00:34:06 鈾?El Diablo's on his waySmell the odor of decay 鈾?
647 00:34:10 鈾?Dance, we came to slay 鈾?678
648 00:34:16 [gasping]
649 00:34:18 What did I tell you aboutdancing when I'm not here?!
650 00:34:22 But, boss, it's Freestyle Friday!
651 00:34:26 Oh. Okay, my bad.
652 00:34:30 Hey. Yo, SpongeBob? I got to dip.
653 00:34:33 Y'all got this.
654 00:34:34 Bring the prisoners to my office.
655 00:34:37 Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?
656 00:34:42 [yelling]
657 00:34:45 [knife sharpening]
658 00:34:52 So, you dare to enterthe ghost town of the damned,
659 00:34:56 barge into my demon's lair鈥?691
660 00:35:01 that you're gonna free their souls鈥?693
661 00:35:04 like it ain't no thing!
662 00:35:07 Well, uh, Mr. Diablo,the good thing is we're in a dream.
663 00:35:11 -A shared dream.-Right, a shared dream.
664 00:35:14 So there's no need to getall bent out of shape about it.
665 00:35:17 -It's not real!-'Cause it's a dream.
666 00:35:19 Who told you that?That crazy bush guy?
667 00:35:23 -Uh鈥?-Maybe.
668 00:35:25 What he should've told you wasit's not a dream!
669 00:35:29 [shrieking]
670 00:35:32 He might be right, Patrick.That felt pretty real.
671 00:35:34 Yeah, that really hurt.
672 00:35:37 [screaming]
673 00:35:39 Run!
674 00:35:46 Hang on, Patrick.
675 00:35:48 Foul demon, be gone!
676 00:35:53 What the heck is that?
677 00:35:55 Huh?
678 00:35:56 What do I look like, a parking meter?
679 00:35:58 But Sage said--
680 00:36:00 Coin laundry's right down the street.
681 00:36:02 [laughs]
682 00:36:04 That's pathetic!
683 00:36:05 [yells]
684 00:36:08 [screams]
685 00:36:10 Get away from those curtains!
686 00:36:12 -What? These curtains?-Oh, these are nice curtains.
687 00:36:15 Oh, they are. So soft.
688 00:36:17 -[hissing]-[screams]
689 00:36:18 -That's weird.-[screams]
690 00:36:20 These curtains are making a strange sound.
691 00:36:23 [shrieking]
692 00:36:24 I think the curtain rod needs some oil.
693 00:36:27 Once the rod goes,you're probably better off
694 00:36:29 getting a whole new set of curtains.
695 00:36:31 Oh, Mr. Diablo,do you have any other cur--
696 00:36:33 Oh!
697 00:36:37 Patrick, I think we shouldget out of here!
698 00:36:44 Hey, everybody!
699 00:36:45 El Diablo says he doesn't wantto be disturbed.
700 00:36:48 Yeah, he's feeling a little burnt鈥?734
701 00:36:52 -鈥ut.-Toodle-oo!
702 00:36:53 -Buh-bye!-See you!
703 00:36:55 Take care!
704 00:36:56 Thank ye, SpongeBob.
705 00:36:58 We're finally free!
706 00:37:00 Huh?
707 00:37:01 Adi贸s, mateys!
708 00:37:03 -Thanks, SpongeBob.-We're finally free.
709 00:37:05 Good luck on your journey, boys.
710 00:37:15 Do you know what this means?
711 00:37:16 We passed the challenge!
712 00:37:18 Now we can find Gary! Yay!
713 00:37:21 鈾?El DiabloEl Diablo 鈾?
714 00:37:25 鈾?El DiabloEl Diablo 鈾?
715 00:37:29 [yelling]
716 00:37:31 Otto!
717 00:37:32 Howdy, partners.
718 00:37:35 Wait! Can't forget the "courage."
719 00:37:38 [growling]
720 00:37:39 -[Patrick] It's him!-Yikes!
721 00:37:41 [Patrick] Come on, Otto. Let's go!
722 00:37:43 [SpongeBob] Come on, come on, Otto!
723 00:37:46 -Step on it, Otto! Go! Go!-Faster! Go faster!
724 00:37:49 Go, Otto, go!
725 00:37:51 鈾?Very bad man 鈾?760
726 00:37:54 Wake up. Your dream is fired.
727 00:37:57 -[murmuring] Faster-Huh? Oh!
728 00:38:00 Phew! We're back on the bottom.
729 00:38:02 See, Patrick?It must have been a dream.
730 00:38:05 [Sage] More of a vision really.
731 00:38:09 -Sage?-Oh. Hi, Sage.
732 00:38:11 -Hello.-You are real.
733 00:38:12 As real as your desireto see that which you cannot.
734 00:38:16 Yeah, well, that whichI cannot see is Gary.
735 00:38:20 I got to know what's happening.
736 00:38:22 This wish I grant you.
737 00:38:26 Through the mystical fabricof the fourth dimension,
738 00:38:29 you may now view what's happening
739 00:38:31 at the same time as thingsare happening to you.
740 00:38:34 Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.
741 00:38:37 The Window of Meanwhile!
742 00:38:40 What's it do?
743 00:38:41 It's like the Video On Demandservice of parallel action.
744 00:38:46 Have a look.
745 00:38:47 -Whoa鈥?-Hey, Patrick. Down in front.
746 00:38:51 [Gary purring]
747 00:38:53 Look, Patrick, there he is!
748 00:38:55 Yeah, he looks all right.
749 00:38:57 -Hey, Gary!-[meows]
750 00:38:58 [SpongeBob] He doesn't look so bad.
751 00:38:59 He looks pretty comfy!
752 00:39:01 -No reason to panic.-Yeah!
753 00:39:03 He looks like he's well taken care of.
754 00:39:05 Look what I found. Snail time.
755 00:39:07 -[Poseidon] Hello, precious.-[meows]
756 00:39:09 Gary?
757 00:39:10 I hope you don't run out of juice,or you'll end up like the others.
758 00:39:14 [SpongeBob] What?!
759 00:39:23 [whip cracks]
760 00:39:30 Oh, yes.
761 00:39:31 -Gary! Gary, hello?-Gary!
762 00:39:34 Okay, the Window of Meanwhiledoesn't really work that way.
763 00:39:37 -Gary, run! Get out of there!-Gary!
764 00:39:40 It's not a video chat app likeSkype or FaceTime, or anything.
765 00:39:43 -We got to hurry! Gary!-Over here! Gary!
766 00:39:46 [Sage, echoing]Totally can't hear you.
767 00:39:49 [SpongeBob] Hello!
768 00:39:54 [bells chime]
769 00:39:58 Hello, Eugene, old friend!
770 00:40:01 How's business?
771 00:40:03 [laughs]
772 00:40:05 Bad? Good.
773 00:40:08 Well, that's restaurants for you, huh?
774 00:40:10 Feast or famine. [chuckles]
775 00:40:12 But I digress.
776 00:40:13 Why don't you be a good little loserand hand over the secret formula?
777 00:40:18 [sighs deeply]
778 00:40:28 Take it. It's yours.
779 00:40:31 Wha鈥?815
780 00:40:37 Wait鈥?817
781 00:40:41 Oh, Plankton鈥?819
782 00:40:45 But somehow, without SpongeBob,
783 00:40:48 this whole thing鈥?822
784 00:40:56 You can't do that.
785 00:40:58 I've spent my entire careerwaiting for this moment
786 00:41:00 and you roll over like a harpooned whale?
787 00:41:03 I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!
788 00:41:07 Give my regards to your lovely wife.
789 00:41:09 [sniffles, moans]
790 00:41:14 Huh.
791 00:41:16 This doesn't, uh鈥?831
792 00:41:22 Yay, I won.
793 00:41:27 [Otto] Congratulations.
794 00:41:28 You have arrived at your destination.
795 00:41:30 [SpongeBob]The Lost City of Atlantic City!
796 00:41:36 [Patrick] It's pretty.
797 00:41:39 Beware, young seekers.
798 00:41:41 All is distortion.
799 00:41:44 If you aren't careful,The Lost City will draw you
800 00:41:46 into her fickle embrace,
801 00:41:48 blind you with her dazzling distractions
802 00:41:50 and tempt you with herfleeting games of chance.
803 00:41:53 Whatever you do, don't be led astray,
804 00:41:56 don't lose focusand don't forget why you came here.
805 00:42:04 -Don't forget. Good one.-Thanks, Sage-meister.
806 00:42:06 -I think we got this.-Yeah, Sage.
807 00:42:08 I mean, you've been pretty goodup until now, but,
808 00:42:10 I love Gary more than anythingin the whole world!
809 00:42:15 And we came here to get him back.
810 00:42:17 [Sage] Okay.
811 00:42:18 I wouldn't worry about uslosing any focus.
812 00:42:20 Oh, boy.
813 00:42:22 We got focus to burn, baby--
814 00:42:25 [both] Whoa!
815 00:42:31 -Cotton candy!-Ice cream!
816 00:42:33 Churros!
817 00:42:37 ["Livin' La Vida Loca" playing]
818 00:42:40 -Oh! Oh! Oh!-Yay!
819 00:42:43 Yumm!
820 00:42:45 [screams]
821 00:42:48 [munching]
822 00:42:50 [yelling]
823 00:42:53 [munching]
824 00:42:56 What's up?
825 00:42:59 Isn't it cool how they let youtrade in your real money
826 00:43:02 for these little plastic circles?
827 00:43:04 [Otto] I love money!
828 00:43:05 Casinos are magical.
829 00:43:08 Would you mind if I put this down, sir?
830 00:43:10 Place it wherever you like.
831 00:43:11 Just put it on L.
832 00:43:13 Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.
833 00:43:14 Seven starts with an L?That's weird.
834 00:43:23 Seven!
835 00:43:24 More plastic circles!
836 00:43:27 -Who are you guys?-[all] We're your entourage.
837 00:43:31 [all] 鈾?Upside, inside out 鈾?878
838 00:43:38 Place your bets.
839 00:43:41 Come on, seven!
840 00:43:45 Lucky seven! Winner!
841 00:43:47 [cheering]
842 00:43:50 鈾?Living la vida loca! 鈾?884
843 00:43:54 Seven! Seven! Seven!
844 00:43:57 [Patrick chanting] Seven. Seven. Seven.
845 00:44:00 [all cheering]
846 00:44:08 -Hey, Patrick!-What's up, Spongey-Dawg?
847 00:44:11 -I lost all my money.-Me, too!
848 00:44:13 [entourage groans]
849 00:44:17 [laughing]
850 00:44:41 [humming]
851 00:44:55 -[SpongeBob coughing]-Party people!
852 00:44:58 [exclaiming]
853 00:45:00 Oh. Where is everybody?
854 00:45:03 [groans, coughing]
855 00:45:05 I feel like I swallowed a sea urchin.
856 00:45:07 Me, too. [coughs]
857 00:45:09 Hey, I did swallow a sea urchin!
858 00:45:12 Well, well, well.
859 00:45:14 Sagester! Good to see ya, pal!
860 00:45:17 Nice work, boys.
861 00:45:19 Way to take my pearls of wisdomand flush them down the toilet.
862 00:45:23 Oh, no. Wait, did we鈥?
863 00:45:25 Lose focus like I told you not to?
864 00:45:28 Focus? Huh.
865 00:45:31 Let me jangle your minds.
866 00:45:33 You came here to get backsomething you lost.
867 00:45:36 -Uh鈥?-Hm.
868 00:45:38 Something you love.
869 00:45:41 [both] Gary!
870 00:45:43 Yeah, Gary.
871 00:45:45 Seriously, it's hard enoughbeing stuck in a tumbleweed鈥?
872 00:45:48 Patrick, we got to find Gary!
873 00:45:50 鈥ut dealing with you two makes mewant to light myself on fire.
874 00:45:53 Sage, buddy.
875 00:45:54 Can we please look intothe Window of Meanwhile
876 00:45:56 one more time to see where Gary is?
877 00:45:59 No, it's not an on-demand service.
878 00:46:01 And especially not for people who pass outand sleep in their own vomit all night.
879 00:46:08 It's not vomit. It's drool.
880 00:46:10 [grumbling]
881 00:46:12 Fortunately for you,you woke up right here.
882 00:46:15 On the steps of Poseidon's Palace.
883 00:46:18 -[SpongeBob] Whoa.-[Patrick] Wow.
884 00:46:20 Now get it together. Go!
885 00:46:23 All right, Gary. We're coming for ya!
886 00:46:29 Boy, oh, boy. Hey鈥?929
887 00:46:38 Hey, hop on!
888 00:46:40 They're just giving these thingsaway at the grocery store.
889 00:46:43 Good call, buddy.
890 00:46:44 Hot stuff coming through!
891 00:46:46 Get a load of this place, Patrick.
892 00:46:51 Hello.
893 00:46:52 We would like an audiencewith His Majesty King Poseidon.
894 00:46:55 Oh, sure. Let me check.Two rubes to see Poseidon. No.
895 00:46:59 [both yelling]
896 00:47:02 Hey, dude. We're the Blue Fin Group.
897 00:47:04 Of course. Right this--
898 00:47:08 The Blue Fin Group! No!
899 00:47:10 Hey!
900 00:47:12 [yelling]
901 00:47:17 -[band finishing tune]-Hey, hey, hey!
902 00:47:20 I'm Tiffany Haddockand I'm here just for the halibut.
903 00:47:23 -Ha-ha-ha!-[rimshot]
904 00:47:25 -[laughter]-Whoo-hoo!
905 00:47:26 All right then.
906 00:47:27 Our next performers are gonna knock--
907 00:47:30 -[grunting]-[crash]
908 00:47:33 [Poseidon laughs]
909 00:47:36 Poseidon?
910 00:47:38 We are getting an audience with the King.
911 00:47:41 Well, let's have it. Perform, please!
912 00:47:47 鈾?Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia 鈾?956
913 00:47:51 鈾?Being bigger than a pufferWas his only wish 鈾?
914 00:47:54 鈾?And so he huffed, he puffed 鈾?959
915 00:48:00 [both] Gary!
916 00:48:02 [meows]
917 00:48:03 Gary, I'm coming, buddy!
918 00:48:05 -[diner shouts]-[meows]
919 00:48:08 Excuse me. Sorry. My bad. Whoop.
920 00:48:11 Sorry. Whoa!
921 00:48:13 Hi, there! Excuse me, King Poseidon, sire.
922 00:48:17 There's been a misunderstandingabout Gary.
923 00:48:19 -Gary?-[meows]
924 00:48:20 -Gary.-Gary?
925 00:48:22 The snail that you're rubbingall over your face right now.
926 00:48:24 Nonsense. Besides,this snail's name is Fred.
927 00:48:27 "Fred?" You renamed Gary?
928 00:48:29 -Fred.-Gary.
929 00:48:30 -Fred! Fred!-Gary! Gary!
930 00:48:33 -Fred!-Gary!
931 00:48:35 Fred!
932 00:48:38 Seize them!
933 00:48:39 [SpongeBob] Gary!
934 00:48:41 Gary!
935 00:48:42 But Gary loves me! And I love him.
936 00:48:47 [meows sadly]
937 00:48:52 [Sandy] Yeehaw!
938 00:48:57 Incoming!
939 00:48:59 [laughs]
940 00:49:02 Whoa!
941 00:49:07 Good rockets.
942 00:49:08 -[knocking on door]-SpongeBob?
943 00:49:11 Get yer co-pilot goggles, dude,
944 00:49:13 'cause we're goin' sleddin'!
945 00:49:15 SpongeBob?
946 00:49:19 You in here?
947 00:49:21 SpongeBob?
948 00:49:24 [yelps]
949 00:49:26 SpongeBob!
950 00:49:27 Huh. That's weird.
951 00:49:30 Something's fishy around here.
952 00:49:44 All right, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?
953 00:49:47 We don't know where he is, Sandy.
954 00:49:49 Hasn't been here in days. [screams]
955 00:49:51 Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.
956 00:49:53 -And you, arthropod!-[shrieks]
957 00:49:55 Start talking. Where is he?
958 00:49:57 Tied up in the basement?Stuffed in your trunk?
959 00:50:00 Nay, I could never harm the lad.
960 00:50:02 His absence has taught me that much.
961 00:50:04 And I'm not just talking aboutthe money I'm losing with him gone.
962 00:50:08 [both] Hmm鈥?1008
963 00:50:13 and fifty percent talking aboutI truly miss the boy.
964 00:50:16 Aw.
965 00:50:17 I hate to admit it, but thingsjust aren't the same without him.
966 00:50:21 There's no denying it. We need SpongeBob.
967 00:50:25 Did anyone ever stop to thinkthat he might need us?
968 00:50:28 This is Perch Perkins coming to youfrom The Lost City of Atlantic City.
969 00:50:32 I'm standing on the strip outside
970 00:50:33 Poseidon's Palace and Casino,where two suspects have been
971 00:50:36 -taken into custody tonight鈥?-[gasping]
972 00:50:38 鈥ollowing an attempt on the Royal Snail.
973 00:50:40 The sponge and sea star wereimpersonating a lounge act
974 00:50:43 when they made an attempton Poseidon's prize mollusk.
975 00:50:47 [meows]
976 00:50:48 [all] It's Gary!
977 00:50:50 The suspects' vehicle was apprehendedafter a high-speed chase.
978 00:50:53 Mr. Krabs. What happened to Otto?
979 00:50:56 Well, he took an automated vacation!
980 00:50:59 In a related story, Poseidon's Palace
981 00:51:01 presents a command performance,featuring the execution
982 00:51:04 of the suspects in the Aqua Roomthis Friday night.
983 00:51:07 [spits] Execution of the suspects?
984 00:51:10 What happened to habeas swordfish?
985 00:51:12 It's a fun-filled family event,with opening act Kelpy G.
986 00:51:16 One performance only,tickets still available.
987 00:51:18 [both gasp]
988 00:51:19 -We've got to go help them!-We embark immediately.
989 00:51:22 Excuse me.
990 00:51:24 Can I tag along?
991 00:51:26 Plankton?
992 00:51:27 What have you got to do with this?
993 00:51:29 [stammering] I鈥?I鈥?1040
994 00:51:34 Yeah, yeah,we'll hear about it in the car.
995 00:51:36 Mr. Squidward, are ya coming?
996 00:51:38 Ha! Fat chance.
997 00:51:41 Fat chance I'd missa Kelpy G performance. I'm in.
998 00:51:45 To the Pattymobile!
999 00:51:57 What, this old tub?
1000 00:51:59 Never judge a Pattymobileby its bun, Squidward.
1001 00:52:16 Let's light this puppy!
1002 00:52:18 [crank squeaking]
1003 00:52:23 [Mr. Krabs cackling]
1004 00:52:26 [Sandy] Yeehaw!
1005 00:52:29 [all exclaiming]
1006 00:52:30 Mommy!
1007 00:52:42 [long, somber musical note playing]
1008 00:53:00 [chuckles]
1009 00:53:05 [playing higher note]
1010 00:53:09 Huh? SpongeBob?
1011 00:53:12 Are you okay?
1012 00:53:14 Hey, buddy. Sorry about this.
1013 00:53:17 [sniffling] It's not your fault, Patrick.
1014 00:53:20 You've been a true friend this whole time.
1015 00:53:22 Never wavered, never faltered. It's just鈥?1063
1016 00:53:28 And I'll never seeinnocent little Gary again.
1017 00:53:32 Oh, my heart is broken!
1018 00:53:34 -[crying]-Oh, come on now.
1019 00:53:37 Buck up. It's not over yet, SpongeBob.
1020 00:53:40 It sure feels over. And crappy.
1021 00:53:44 Just saying there'stwo sides to every coin.
1022 00:53:46 Oh, Patrick, what does a coin have to--
1023 00:53:48 Wait, did you just say "coin"?
1024 00:53:50 Me? Uh, don't think so.
1025 00:53:52 -[mooing noise]-[giggles]
1026 00:53:54 You did. You said "coin"!
1027 00:53:57 -Not remembering that exactly.-[makes telephone noise]
1028 00:53:59 -Hello?-The challenge coin! Of course!
1029 00:54:03 Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!
1030 00:54:06 I said hello.
1031 00:54:09 Patrick, it's gone!
1032 00:54:11 Meh. Was the challenge coinreally that useful?
1033 00:54:14 Hello?
1034 00:54:17 Oh! Stupid prank callers.
1035 00:54:19 Hey, wait a sec.
1036 00:54:21 I gave it to you, remember?For safe keeping.
1037 00:54:24 No.
1038 00:54:25 Come on, it was last night!We were at the crappie tables.
1039 00:54:29 [croupier] Winner! Place your bets.
1040 00:54:31 Come on, seven! Come on, seven!Come on, seven!
1041 00:54:37 You!
1042 00:54:39 You gambled away my challenge coin!
1043 00:54:42 You wrecked our entire missionwith one stupid bet!
1044 00:54:45 Well, only after you kept saying鈥?1093
1045 00:54:51 -Whoo!-But, SpongeBob鈥?
1046 00:54:52 What if you needthe challenge coin tomorrow
1047 00:54:55 to help you summon your courage?
1048 00:54:57 Tomorrow is for weenies!
1049 00:55:00 Whoo! [laughing]
1050 00:55:03 Well, it's tomorrow and guesswho's the weenie.
1051 00:55:07 [huffs]
1052 00:55:08 I鈥?can't鈥?1102
1053 00:55:13 You can't believe me?Are you serious right now?
1054 00:55:16 Well! Maybe you can believe this.
1055 00:55:19 I'm out of here!
1056 00:55:27 And don't come back!
1057 00:55:29 Oh, don't worry, I won't!
1058 00:55:32 -Good!-Ever!
1059 00:55:34 -Fine!-Super!
1060 00:55:37 Hey, losers.
1061 00:55:40 Oh, hey, Sage.
1062 00:55:41 Sage, glad you're here.
1063 00:55:43 Guess who gambled away my challenge coin.
1064 00:55:45 Guess who blames everyone elsefor his troubles.
1065 00:55:47 Enough!
1066 00:55:49 Did I mention you arethe worst epic heroes
1067 00:55:51 for whom I have ever been a spirit guide?
1068 00:55:54 Um, I think we went over thatthis morning.
1069 00:55:56 I believe we did, yeah.
1070 00:55:57 [sighs]
1071 00:56:00 SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol.
1072 00:56:03 The courage you seek is inside you,
1073 00:56:05 not in the coin.
1074 00:56:07 And it will come to youin your hour of need.
1075 00:56:09 But isn't this my hour of need?
1076 00:56:12 [laughs] Oh, no.
1077 00:56:14 It gets way worse.
1078 00:56:17 Bye!
1079 00:56:19 -Worse?-Dude said way worse.
1080 00:56:23 [scatting] Prepare the prisoners.
1081 00:56:26 Oh, that couldn't be for us.
1082 00:56:28 It's your big moment to fry鈥?I mean, shine.
1083 00:56:31 [gasps] It is for us, Patrick!We're gonna die!
1084 00:56:35 [Plankton] And that's how I got SpongeBob
1085 00:56:38 out of Bikini Bottom. [giggles]
1086 00:56:40 -Why, that's monstrous!-Wait, that sounds good.
1087 00:56:43 -Oh, brother.-What do you expect? I'm evil.
1088 00:56:46 Let's just focus on the plan.
1089 00:56:48 [Mr. Krabs] We're approachingThe Lost City of Atlantic City.
1090 00:56:52 -Make way there, make way!-[pedestrians exclaim]
1091 00:56:57 Oh!
1092 00:56:59 Eww.
1093 00:57:01 "Sponge and Star Execution Extravaganza"?
1094 00:57:05 No time to lose!
1095 00:57:10 Woop, woop, woop! Ladies and gentlefish,
1096 00:57:12 welcome to the Aqua Room, y'all.
1097 00:57:15 The greatest show underwater.
1098 00:57:17 [playing upbeat tune]
1099 00:57:19 [Tiffany] My groupies and groupers鈥?1150
1100 00:57:24 Are you ready to be entertained?
1101 00:57:25 Hmm? I can't hear you.
1102 00:57:27 Are you ready to be entertained?
1103 00:57:30 [laughs]
1104 00:57:32 All right, then,let's meet the contestants.
1105 00:57:35 In this corner, a sponge and a star鈥?1157
1106 00:57:41 [crowd hissing, booing]
1107 00:57:44 And in this corner,representing His Majesty the King,
1108 00:57:47 Poseidon's very own Chancellor!
1109 00:57:52 [crowd cheering]
1110 00:57:53 Now drum roll, maestro.
1111 00:57:55 -[drum roll]-Put your fins together
1112 00:57:57 for the duke of the dirty deed,
1113 00:57:59 the earl of execution,
1114 00:58:01 that axe-wielding maniac鈥?1167
1115 00:58:07 [crowd chanting] Lamont! Lamont! Lamont!
1116 00:58:11 Oh, I love me some Lemont.
1117 00:58:13 Mm, mm, mm. He's so strong.
1118 00:58:16 [both gulping]
1119 00:58:22 Ladies and gentlemen,
1120 00:58:23 with a moment of smooth jazz
1121 00:58:26 in memory of the soon-to-be-goners,
1122 00:58:28 I give you Kelpy G.
1123 00:58:31 [playing "My Heart Will Go On"]
1124 00:58:41 Oh, Patrick, I feel terrible.
1125 00:58:43 I dragged you into this whole mess.
1126 00:58:45 It's okay, SpongeBob.
1127 00:58:47 I made a plea deal with the prosecution!
1128 00:58:52 Oh, that's good-- Wait, you did what?
1129 00:58:54 All I have to do is, uh鈥?oh, yeah!
1130 00:58:56 "Bring incriminating evidenceagainst the defendant."
1131 00:59:00 -[laughs]-Patrick, I'm the defendant.
1132 00:59:02 You are? Oh.
1133 00:59:09 [song ends]
1134 00:59:15 Let the proceedings begin!
1135 00:59:18 Your Honor, I would liketo enter into evidence
1136 00:59:22 one sea snail. Name: Fred.
1137 00:59:26 [Gary meows]
1138 00:59:27 -Gary!-How dare you!
1139 00:59:30 That's about all I can say.
1140 00:59:32 How dare you come here
1141 00:59:35 to the sanctuary of our revered sovereign,
1142 00:59:38 to rob him of his very lifeblood,
1143 00:59:43 his adorable good looks.
1144 00:59:44 [laughs] Go on.
1145 00:59:47 How indeed dare you.
1146 00:59:51 -[crowd jeering]-Guilty!
1147 00:59:53 [crowd chanting] Lemont! Lemont! Lemont!
1148 00:59:59 -[roars]-[gasping]
1149 01:00:05 [grunts]
1150 01:00:06 Hold it!
1151 01:00:10 If it please the court,
1152 01:00:11 I'd like to say somethingin SpongeBob's defense.
1153 01:00:13 It does not please the court.
1154 01:00:15 Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head.
1155 01:00:17 But, sire, a strong defensemakes for a better show.
1156 01:00:21 Isn't that right, audience?
1157 01:00:23 [cheering]
1158 01:00:25 [grunting]
1159 01:00:27 All right, all right! I'll allow it.
1160 01:00:30 [Sandy] Thank you, Your Honor.
1161 01:00:32 Ladies and gentlemen,
1162 01:00:34 SpongeBob has always been there for me.
1163 01:00:37 Even going all the way backto summer camp.
1164 01:00:40 In fact, that's where we all met.
1165 01:00:43 [children yelling, laughing]
1166 01:00:52 [chattering, laughing]
1167 01:00:57 I'm鈥?1221
1168 01:01:06 ready!
1169 01:01:13 Look at all the cool activities!
1170 01:01:15 Camping. Canoeing.
1171 01:01:17 Seahorse-back riding!
1172 01:01:19 Tug-of-war. Whale watching.
1173 01:01:22 Do you mind?
1174 01:01:23 Juggling contests. Shrink-wrap soccer!
1175 01:01:26 And more.
1176 01:01:29 [Sandy] Whoo-hoo!
1177 01:01:31 [SpongeBob] Whoa!
1178 01:01:33 Hey, y'all critters of the sea!Look out below!
1179 01:01:39 I'm Sandy Cheeks from Texas.
1180 01:01:42 Hi, Sandy. I'm SpongeBob.
1181 01:01:44 Pleased to meet ya.
1182 01:01:45 Does everybody wear spacesuits in Texas?
1183 01:01:48 They do if they want to visityou underwater critters.
1184 01:01:51 We all breathe air on the surface.
1185 01:01:53 It's just our way of synthesizing oxygen.
1186 01:01:55 Same as you do with water.
1187 01:01:58 Whoa. Are you a scientist?
1188 01:02:01 Naw, I'm just a squirrel.
1189 01:02:03 I can't be a scientist.
1190 01:02:06 Even though it's kind of my dream.
1191 01:02:08 Sandy Cheeks, you take that back!
1192 01:02:10 I bet you can do anything.
1193 01:02:12 Really? Wow.
1194 01:02:15 Me a scientist?
1195 01:02:20 -[roaring]-[male voice] Science.
1196 01:02:24 [giggles] You're a hoot, little dude.
1197 01:02:27 I'd be just as likely to live down here
1198 01:02:29 in a glass dome with a tree in it.
1199 01:02:31 -Ha-ha!-You never know!
1200 01:02:33 [laughing]
1201 01:02:34 -Ow.-[laughs]
1202 01:02:37 Ow.
1203 01:02:45 [Sandy] He's the one that told me,
1204 01:02:47 no matter who I was or where I came from,
1205 01:02:51 I should follow my dream.
1206 01:02:53 That's a friend, people.
1207 01:02:55 And that's why, in my eyes鈥?1262
1208 01:03:01 He's the best little fella
1209 01:03:03 to ever walk the sea bottom. And that's鈥?1265
1210 01:03:09 Please, don't hurt him.
1211 01:03:13 [all] Aww鈥?1268
1212 01:03:18 [all gasping]
1213 01:03:21 The law of: "You should stay home
1214 01:03:24 and accept the factthat somebody stole your snail."
1215 01:03:28 The law of: "There's probablynothing I can do about it."
1216 01:03:33 Well, in this sea star's opinion,
1217 01:03:36 those laws should be brokenand SpongeBob is proof of it!
1218 01:03:41 All he's guilty of
1219 01:03:43 is having the fortitudeto try and rescue a friend.
1220 01:03:49 [meows]
1221 01:03:51 How do I know?
1222 01:03:52 Oh, I was just a lonely bump on a log
1223 01:03:55 when I first met him.
1224 01:03:57 [crying]
1225 01:04:04 -Hi, my name---[wailing]
1226 01:04:09 Hi, my name--
1227 01:04:12 Hello my name is SpongeBob,what's your name?
1228 01:04:15 I'm Pa-Pa-Patrick.
1229 01:04:20 Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?
1230 01:04:22 I'm homesick.
1231 01:04:26 Well, that's a pretty good reason.
1232 01:04:29 -Maybe all you need is a friend.-[wailing]
1233 01:04:33 I don't have any friends!
1234 01:04:36 -Well, you've got one now.-Really?
1235 01:04:39 -Who is it?-It's me!
1236 01:04:41 -Do you mean it?-Of course. Come on!
1237 01:04:46 [Patrick] That sweet little sponge
1238 01:04:50 rescued this miserable little sea star.
1239 01:04:53 And things haven't changedthat much today, Your Honor.
1240 01:04:59 [sniffles]
1241 01:05:03 My heart, buddy.
1242 01:05:09 -[chains rattle]-I don't like SpongeBob.
1243 01:05:13 In fact, I revile him.
1244 01:05:16 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!-[loud thud]
1245 01:05:20 Anyway, I, too, met this nabobin summer camp.
1246 01:05:25 I remember it like it was yesterday.
1247 01:05:27 It was my big night.
1248 01:05:29 The Annual Camp Coral Talent Show.
1249 01:05:32 [playing "Flight of the Bumblebee"]
1250 01:05:35 And first prize was the covetedCampy Award.
1251 01:05:38 Thank you, Larry.
1252 01:05:40 Remember, people, don't forget to vote.
1253 01:05:43 [vocalizing]
1254 01:05:47 [Squidward] As far as I was concerned,
1255 01:05:49 the trophy was as good as mine.
1256 01:05:52 -Hey, Squidward---Bup, bup, bup, bup.
1257 01:05:54 Quiet. I'm in pregame right now.
1258 01:05:58 I've got an award to win.
1259 01:06:03 [whistling]
1260 01:06:04 [saws buzzing]
1261 01:06:06 -[belches]-鈾?La, la-la-la, loo! 鈾?
1262 01:06:09 鈾?La-la 鈾?1320
1263 01:06:12 [fart noise]
1264 01:06:14 -[applause]-[laughs] The Campy is mine.
1265 01:06:19 [lilting music plays]
1266 01:06:22 [Squidward] I bathed the audience
1267 01:06:24 with the sounds of myheavenly clarinet playing.
1268 01:06:28 [playing off-key notes]
1269 01:06:35 [retching]
1270 01:06:38 [record scratches]
1271 01:06:39 Thank you, Squidward. Just lovely.
1272 01:06:42 Thank you, thank you.
1273 01:06:45 [murmuring]
1274 01:06:47 And the Campy goes to鈥?1333
1275 01:06:50 -鈥pongeBob and Patrick!-Huh?
1276 01:06:52 -[audience cheering]-No! No! No!
1277 01:06:57 [all gasping]
1278 01:06:58 This isn't happening!
1279 01:07:00 [crying] No! Mommy!
1280 01:07:02 [Squidward] I was robbed.
1281 01:07:04 And never to play the clarinet again.
1282 01:07:10 [crying quietly] No鈥?1342
1283 01:07:24 Patrick and I were, um,
1284 01:07:26 talking to one of the counselorsand guess what?
1285 01:07:29 There was a big mistake and youactually won the Campy Award!
1286 01:07:33 That's right. Yup.
1287 01:07:35 -I鈥?I did?-In a landslide.
1288 01:07:38 Hmm.
1289 01:07:40 So weird they would'vemiscounted like that.
1290 01:07:43 -But I guess it's possible---[both] Yay!
1291 01:07:45 -Nice work, Squidward.-No one deserves it more.
1292 01:07:49 Wow.
1293 01:07:50 And don't ever stop playing this.
1294 01:07:52 My clarinet.
1295 01:07:54 Look at me. I really did it!
1296 01:07:57 Yay!
1297 01:07:59 Which is why, even thoughI can't stand SpongeBob鈥?
1298 01:08:04 but at the same time, well鈥?1359
1299 01:08:08 -[gasps]-I love him
1300 01:08:09 -and I hate him.-Oh.
1301 01:08:11 He's like ice cream with salt on it,
1302 01:08:13 because he's sweet and super annoying.
1303 01:08:16 He's nice and
1304 01:08:18 nails-on-chalkboard annoying!
1305 01:08:20 Okay, fine, he's mostlysuper freaking annoying.
1306 01:08:23 But, this little nattering noodge鈥?1368
1307 01:08:30 And he doesn't deserve to die.
1308 01:08:32 [meows]
1309 01:08:35 [playing melodic tune]
1310 01:08:40 I'll be saying my piece now,if it be pleasing the court.
1311 01:08:43 [clears throat]I suppose I could stand up here
1312 01:08:46 and tell you howSpongeBob changed me life.
1313 01:08:49 But, I won't.
1314 01:08:52 I might even speakabout how he inspired me
1315 01:08:55 when I was just a small-time vendorwith a broken-down luncheonette.
1316 01:08:59 But I won't.
1317 01:09:01 Heck, I'd probably mentionhow he encouraged me
1318 01:09:04 to start up me own restaurant.
1319 01:09:06 You should open upyour own restaurant, someday.
1320 01:09:08 The Krusty Krab, made famousby me delicious Krabby Patties!
1321 01:09:12 Two-for-one Wednesdays,by the way. Pass these around.
1322 01:09:15 But, I won't.
1323 01:09:17 Nay, you'll hear none such praise from me.
1324 01:09:21 Because it wouldn't do him full justice.
1325 01:09:24 It wouldn't begin to describethe size of the lad's heart.
1326 01:09:28 Which is huge.
1327 01:09:35 And he puts that heartinto everything he does.
1328 01:09:39 The cooking鈥?1391
1329 01:09:42 鈥erving up the deliciousKrabby Patties.
1330 01:09:45 But that's the funny thing.
1331 01:09:47 I used to thinkme secret Krabby Patty formula
1332 01:09:50 was also the secret to me success.
1333 01:09:53 We serve breakfast till 11,by the way, 12 on weekends.
1334 01:09:56 It wasn't until SpongeBobcame to work for me
1335 01:10:00 that I realized the formula
1336 01:10:02 is more than just a list of ingredients
1337 01:10:05 and flavor-capturing methods.
1338 01:10:07 It's more than a jealouslyguarded recipe.
1339 01:10:11 The real secret formula
1340 01:10:14 is sitting right here.
1341 01:10:17 SpongeBob SquarePants.
1342 01:10:21 Aww鈥?1406
1343 01:10:25 Ahem! Maestro?
1344 01:10:28 [playing dramatic intro]
1345 01:10:34 鈾?A formula is somethingLike a recipe 鈾?
1346 01:10:37 鈾?A recipe is somethingLike a plan 鈾?
1347 01:10:41 鈾?With elements and measurements 鈾?1412
1348 01:10:47 鈾?But careful you must beOr you'll be sad you see 鈾?
1349 01:10:50 鈾?If somehow in the mixIt has no soul 鈾?
1350 01:10:54 鈾?So what's the one ingredient 鈾?1416
1351 01:10:58 I'll tell ya!
1352 01:11:00 鈾?The secret to the formulaIs you, you 鈾?
1353 01:11:05 鈾?You, you 鈾?1420
1354 01:11:12 鈾?You, you 鈾?1422
1355 01:11:16 鈾?The one essential oilIt's true 鈾?
1356 01:11:20 鈾?The secret to the formulaIs you, you 鈾?
1357 01:11:25 -SpongeBob!-鈾?You, you 鈾?
1358 01:11:27 鈾?What in the wide watery world 鈾?1427
1359 01:11:35 鈾?The secret to the formulaIs you, you 鈾?
1360 01:11:40 鈾?You, you 鈾?1430
1361 01:11:47 鈾?You, you 鈾?1432
1362 01:11:51 鈾?The one essential oilIt's true 鈾?
1363 01:11:55 鈾?The secret to the formulaIs you, you 鈾?
1364 01:12:00 -SpongeBob!-鈾?You, you 鈾?
1365 01:12:02 鈾?The secret to the formula 鈾?1437
1366 01:12:07 So entertaining!
1367 01:12:09 鈾?The secret to the formulaIs you, you 鈾?
1368 01:12:13 鈾?You, you 鈾?1441
1369 01:12:16 [applause, cheering]
1370 01:12:18 Ha! Hilarious!
1371 01:12:20 [laughing]
1372 01:12:22 Hmm?
1373 01:12:23 My snail!
1374 01:12:25 Wha--? Huh?
1375 01:12:29 Halt! It's a trick! Seize them!
1376 01:12:42 Gary, you're with me now.
1377 01:12:43 I'll never let anyone take you again.
1378 01:12:45 [meows]
1379 01:12:46 [Plankton] Faster!
1380 01:12:48 [Patrick] Oh!
1381 01:12:50 Wow.
1382 01:12:52 Yah! Patrick, what are you doing?
1383 01:12:54 Free food!
1384 01:12:56 [screams]
1385 01:12:57 [yells]
1386 01:12:58 Get him!
1387 01:13:01 [all shouting]
1388 01:13:06 Come on, come on. In here!
1389 01:13:08 [soldier] Stop right there!
1390 01:13:10 -[loud thud]-Inside! Quick!
1391 01:13:16 [gasps]
1392 01:13:18 [grunting]
1393 01:13:20 Come on!
1394 01:13:23 Uh-oh.
1395 01:13:24 Push! Push, Plankton!
1396 01:13:26 You got to be kidding me!
1397 01:13:29 Hah!
1398 01:13:46 [grunts]
1399 01:13:50 Hmm?
1400 01:13:52 [grunts]
1401 01:13:54 [all exclaiming]
1402 01:13:56 Peekaboo!
1403 01:13:57 [cackles] Attack!
1404 01:14:03 Ha-hah!
1405 01:14:04 -Attack!-[yelling]
1406 01:14:06 Whoa!Watch your left flank, people!
1407 01:14:09 Thrust! Now parry!
1408 01:14:11 Now pirouette.Turn around. Pivot!
1409 01:14:14 Pull harder. Faster!To the right!
1410 01:14:17 Hi-ya!
1411 01:14:22 [Plankton] Whoa, whoa! [yells]
1412 01:14:28 [bowling strike sound]
1413 01:14:34 [both yelp]
1414 01:14:36 [shrieking]
1415 01:14:39 [screaming]
1416 01:14:41 Do you think we should'vestayed in there with Squidward?
1417 01:14:44 Nah, he's got it.
1418 01:14:46 [Squidward] Where is everybody?!
1419 01:14:48 Charge!
1420 01:14:50 -[Squidward] Whoa!-[sizzling]
1421 01:14:52 [shrieking]
1422 01:14:59 -[yelling]-Squidward!
1423 01:15:00 [all yelling]
1424 01:15:02 [screams]
1425 01:15:08 Squidward! Fall this way!
1426 01:15:10 No, this way!
1427 01:15:13 [Patrick] Oh.
1428 01:15:17 Man down.
1429 01:15:20 Good catch.
1430 01:15:22 -Hey, there they are!-Get them!
1431 01:15:25 Yo, what's up?
1432 01:15:26 Otto!
1433 01:15:27 I have a gambling problem.
1434 01:15:32 Otto!
1435 01:15:33 Could anyone lend me some money?
1436 01:15:35 To Bikini Bottom!And step on it!
1437 01:15:38 Stepping on it.
1438 01:15:40 You're all fired.
1439 01:15:42 To the valet!
1440 01:15:44 -Ah!-[gasping]
1441 01:15:48 Leaving so soon, kids?
1442 01:15:50 [anxious meow]
1443 01:15:51 Hang on, Gary.I won't let you go.
1444 01:15:54 Tsk, tsk. Rather impolite,don't you think?
1445 01:15:57 It was all their idea, sire.
1446 01:15:59 And I鈥?1520
1447 01:16:03 Wait, so you're not mad at us?
1448 01:16:05 [laughing] No!
1449 01:16:06 It's been a while since I've enjoyed
1450 01:16:08 such toe-tapping entertainment.
1451 01:16:10 All is forgiven!
1452 01:16:11 -And all charges are dropped.-Hooray!
1453 01:16:14 On one condition.
1454 01:16:16 SpongeBob will return my snail to me
1455 01:16:19 without any more shilly-shally.
1456 01:16:22 Wait, what?
1457 01:16:23 Just hand over the snailand you can all go free.
1458 01:16:29 But鈥?I鈥?I鈥?1533
1459 01:16:34 [Spongebob] Sage? Is that you?
1460 01:16:36 Hello.
1461 01:16:37 Sage! Hi!
1462 01:16:39 Remember鈥?1538
1463 01:16:42 And it will come to youin your hour of need.
1464 01:16:47 [Spongebob] The courage is inside me.
1465 01:16:51 The courage is inside me!
1466 01:16:55 Mr. Poseidon, no.
1467 01:16:57 I'm sorry, but I won't do it.
1468 01:16:59 [laughs]
1469 01:17:01 What?
1470 01:17:01 I love Gary too much,and he loves me.
1471 01:17:04 If we didn't have each other,we'd be so sad. Well鈥?
1472 01:17:07 It wouldn't really matterwhat you'd do to us.
1473 01:17:10 [meows]
1474 01:17:11 And look. Today, thanks to theseamazing friends,
1475 01:17:15 my heart feels twice as biga s it ever did.
1476 01:17:19 Especially after what they risked for me:
1477 01:17:21 Flouting the law and defyingthe mighty king of the sea.
1478 01:17:26 Defying? Really?
1479 01:17:27 I wouldn't say defying the king.
1480 01:17:30 Humiliating you in front of your subjects.
1481 01:17:32 -Do go on.-More like admiring.
1482 01:17:34 And totally agreeing with!
1483 01:17:36 I just came to see Kelpy G.
1484 01:17:38 And they did it all for me.
1485 01:17:40 I'm sure you'd understandif you had friends like these.
1486 01:17:43 Friends like these?Wait, what?
1487 01:17:47 Friends like these?
1488 01:17:49 [chuckles] Of course I havefriends like these.
1489 01:17:51 I have all kinds of friends!
1490 01:17:53 I have buddies, I have besties.
1491 01:17:56 I have home-slices, palsy-walsies.
1492 01:18:00 It's infinite!
1493 01:18:01 Chancellor! Give us an exact number.
1494 01:18:03 The friend count, if you will.
1495 01:18:05 Uh, okay,according to your latest polling data,
1496 01:18:08 we should get more polling data.
1497 01:18:11 What? Give me that.
1498 01:18:12 Huh?
1499 01:18:13 What about my adoring fans?
1500 01:18:16 -Nope.-My elite palace guards?
1501 01:18:18 -Mm-mm.-[innocent whistling]
1502 01:18:20 -What about my personal trainer?-Mmm鈥?Mm-mm.
1503 01:18:23 -My therapist?-Nada.
1504 01:18:25 -My tattoo artist?-Uh鈥ope.
1505 01:18:27 -My tattoo removal artist?-No dice.
1506 01:18:29 B-But surely you, my chancellor,
1507 01:18:33 my loyal faithful鈥?
1508 01:18:35 Sorry.
1509 01:18:37 [sobs]
1510 01:18:45 Apollo, take me now.
1511 01:18:47 I don't have any friends!
1512 01:18:55 Well, you got one now!
1513 01:18:58 Really? Who is it?
1514 01:19:00 It's me! I'll be your friend.
1515 01:19:03 Do you mean it?
1516 01:19:04 Yes. But friends don't kidnapfriends' pet snails.
1517 01:19:08 -[meows]-But I need that snail.
1518 01:19:10 Look, I have a horrible,disgusting wrinkle.
1519 01:19:13 Jumping jellyfish,it's the size of the Mariana Trench!
1520 01:19:16 -[moaning sob]-[laughs] Kidding!
1521 01:19:19 Looks don't matter.
1522 01:19:20 We don't care about little imperfections.
1523 01:19:22 Or even big ones!
1524 01:19:24 -Just look at Squidward.-What's that supposed to mean?
1525 01:19:26 What's important is what's inside.
1526 01:19:28 And I'm sure you can bea fair and kind king
1527 01:19:30 to all the creatures of the sea.
1528 01:19:32 I know you've got it in you, sir.
1529 01:19:35 If you'd just let your hair down a little.
1530 01:19:37 Huh? My hair? Wait a minute.
1531 01:19:41 Are you suggesting that I don't need this
1532 01:19:43 gorgeous mane of wavy locks?
1533 01:19:45 [cheering]
1534 01:19:47 That I don't require this neck clip?
1535 01:19:51 [gasping]
1536 01:19:52 [cheering]
1537 01:19:54 Be gone, perfect shiny teeth!
1538 01:19:58 This is so freeing!
1539 01:19:59 To heck with this chest plate and girdle.
1540 01:20:03 -Oh, wow.-Too far?
1541 01:20:05 No! Not at all!
1542 01:20:06 [all overlapping]No, you look great!
1543 01:20:09 Oh, thank you!I find this so exhilarating.
1544 01:20:13 So鈥?age appropriate.
1545 01:20:15 SpongeBob, few possess the courage
1546 01:20:18 to stand up to a powerful king.
1547 01:20:20 You, sir, are among those few.I salute you.
1548 01:20:25 Nailed it, SpongeBob.
1549 01:20:27 Sage out.
1550 01:20:30 You may keep Gary.
1551 01:20:31 And I wish you many happy years together.
1552 01:20:34 Thank you!Did you hear that, Gare-Bear?
1553 01:20:37 [meows]
1554 01:20:38 Uh, your royal robe, Your Highness.
1555 01:20:40 -It's getting cold out here.-Nonsense, Chancellor.
1556 01:20:43 I'm free!
1557 01:20:44 Ooh, you certainly are.
1558 01:20:46 And free the snails!
1559 01:20:49 [all meowing]
1560 01:20:52 [Gary meows]
1561 01:20:54 What's that?
1562 01:20:58 All of them?
1563 01:21:01 ["Take On Me" playing]
1564 01:21:07 I'm home!
1565 01:21:08 [meows]
1566 01:21:10 Hello, Gary.
1567 01:21:12 Hello, Brian.
1568 01:21:16 Hello, Janet. Hello, June.Hola, Lupe.
1569 01:21:21 -Morning, Sally!-Hi, Brett!
1570 01:21:23 [snails meowing]
1571 01:21:31 -[snails meowing]-[indistinct chatter]
1572 01:21:40 Come on, Gary! You can do it!
1573 01:21:43 [errified meow]
1574 01:21:45 Yeah!
1575 01:21:52 Fabio! Where are you, buddy?
1576 01:21:55 Here, Fabio, Fabio, Fabio!
1577 01:22:00 Come on, Fifi. No.
1578 01:22:03 -[snails purring]-[Plankton groans]
1579 01:22:11 [laughing]
1580 01:22:23 Order up!
1581 01:22:29 [crowing]
1582 01:23:00 ["Agua" playing]
1583 01:24:12 [no audible dialogue]
1584 01:24:15 [song continues]
1585 01:24:18 [no audible dialogue]
1586 01:24:23 [song continues]
1587 01:24:30 [no audible dialogue]
1588 01:24:36 [song continues]
1589 01:24:59 ["Krabby Step" playing]
1590 01:27:38 ["Snail: I'm Avail" playing]
1591 01:30:00 ["Gary's song" playing]