乐高星球大战：圣诞特别篇 The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special(2020)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:25 Destroyed, the First Order was.
2 00:00:27 Eliminated, were the Sith.
3 00:00:31 Across the galaxy, peace had spread.
4 00:00:34 With freedom restored,
5 00:00:36 Life Day could once again be celebrated.
6 00:00:39 What is Life Day, you ask?
7 00:00:42 A holiday of friendship, of family, of connection.
8 00:00:51 To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled,
9 00:00:54 to celebrate with Chewbacca and his family.
10 00:00:57 Although, for Rey and Finn,
11 00:00:58 the celebration would wait.
12 00:01:08 It's all right, Finn,
13 00:01:09 I believe in you. Just concentrate.
14 00:01:12 Well, it's kinda hard with them, you know, looking at me.
15 00:01:17 There, no more Porgs.
16 00:01:18 Now remember, be mindful of your surroundings,
17 00:01:21 feel the remote.
18 00:01:24 Can you feel it?
19 00:01:26 No, but I felt that.
20 00:01:29 Finn, I know the Force is strong with you.
21 00:01:32 I sense it.
22 00:01:33 Remember, a Jedi...
23 00:01:35 Must let go.
24 00:01:42 Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa!
25 00:01:57 Oh, come on!
26 00:02:00 I don't understand.
27 00:02:01 This is everything I'm supposed to be doing.
28 00:02:05 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
29 00:02:08 Hand me the lightsaber.
30 00:02:09 Guess not.
31 00:02:11 The Jedi texts say that when we travel down a wrong path,
32 00:02:14 we must search for another.
33 00:02:16 A wood lightsaber? Seriously?
34 00:02:18 No, a new path.
35 00:02:22 Ow! The new path gave me a splinter.
36 00:02:29 What am I doing wrong?
37 00:02:31 Lightsabers down, you two,
38 00:02:33 we've got a Life Day party to set up.
39 00:02:35 Chewie's entire family is coming.
40 00:02:37 And if there's one thing Wookiees love, it's...
41 00:02:39 Well, it's ripping arms off things,
42 00:02:41 but if there's two things they love,
43 00:02:43 it's arm ripping and parties!
44 00:02:45 Finn, can I put you down for decorating duty?
45 00:02:47 Sure. I need a break.
46 00:02:50 And, Rey, you're in too, right?
47 00:02:52 You volunteered to roast the tip-yip.
48 00:02:54 Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip.
49 00:02:57 You think she's in?
50 00:02:59 Ah, yeah, she's in.
51 00:03:01 Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was.
52 00:03:04 To the Jedi texts, she went for answers.
53 00:03:07 Did that. Did that.
54 00:03:10 Did that.
55 00:03:11 That too.
56 00:03:13 I followed every teaching.
57 00:03:15 Argh! What am I missing? Why can't I train him?
58 00:03:43 All right, people, Chewie's family is on their way.
59 00:03:46 We've got a lot o' work and not a lot o' time.
60 00:03:49 Guys, look what I found!
61 00:03:51 Tip-yip recipe?
62 00:03:53 "In the temple on Kordoku,"
63 00:03:55 "only on Life Day, but once a year,"
64 00:03:57 "with a key to the galaxy's past,"
65 00:04:00 "a Jedi's future becomes clear."
66 00:04:03 So, not a tip-yip recipe.
67 00:04:07 Yeah, what does that mean?
68 00:04:09 I think it means I need to go to Kordoku.
69 00:04:11 To help me. You. Us.
70 00:04:14 With your training.
71 00:04:15 Put the book down, Rey.
72 00:04:17 We can figure it all out tomorrow.
73 00:04:19 Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off.
74 00:04:21 Life Day is today. I'm afraid I have to go now.
75 00:04:24 Now?
76 00:04:27 Chewie's right. You can't leave.
77 00:04:28 I'm sorry.
78 00:04:29 But I'm sure one of you can make the tip-yip.
79 00:04:32 Life Day is about family. It's not about the tip-yip.
80 00:04:35 Oh, it's all about the tip-yip.
81 00:04:38 But yeah, family.
82 00:04:41 I won't miss the party. I promise.
83 00:04:46 Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy?
84 00:04:50 Don't leave.
85 00:04:53 He left. I miss my friend.
86 00:04:56 Yeah, I already miss him too.
87 00:04:59 Are you crying?
88 00:05:00 No. It's allergies.
89 00:05:02 Stupid Wookiee planet. All fur and tree pollen.
90 00:05:05 Besides, Generals don't cry.
91 00:05:10 Exactly. They lead.
92 00:05:13 He's getting the look.
93 00:05:17 We're only in trouble if he says, "I have a plan."
94 00:05:19 I have a plan!
95 00:05:21 We're not just going to put on a party.
96 00:05:23 We're going to put on the greatest Life Day party
97 00:05:25 in the history of the galaxy!
98 00:05:27 You guys, decorate. I'll handle the tip-yip.
99 00:05:31 Have you ever made tip-yip?
100 00:05:33 No, I have not.
101 00:05:37 Rey! Wait!
102 00:05:38 You're not leavin' because of me, are you?
103 00:05:41 No, Finn, because of me.
104 00:05:43 I know I can become a Jedi.
105 00:05:45 Which is why I have to go.
106 00:05:47 So, you are leaving because of me.
107 00:05:49 Rey, may the Force be...
108 00:05:55 You know the rest.
109 00:05:58 At Kordoku, Rey had arrived.
110 00:06:01 But difficult to find, the temple was.
111 00:06:06 It has to be here somewhere.
112 00:06:18 Pull up! Pull up!
113 00:06:19 Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up!
114 00:06:30 I think we found it.
115 00:06:41 You can say that again.
116 00:06:54 This is beautiful.
117 00:07:30 "With a key to the galaxy's past."
118 00:07:33 This has got to be the key. But what does it open?
119 00:07:38 "With a key to the galaxy's..."
120 00:07:39 What is it?
121 00:07:56 I think this opened some sort of Force gateway to...
122 00:08:10 Where are we?
123 00:08:15 Now the rock. Concentrate.
124 00:08:20 That's Master Luke.
125 00:08:21 And that must be... Yoda!
126 00:08:24 Somehow, we're on Dagobah when
127 00:08:26 Luke Skywalker received his training.
128 00:08:28 Can you imagine the profound
129 00:08:29 Jedi wisdom they're sharing?
130 00:08:31 Master Yoda? The blood is really starting to rush to my head.
131 00:08:36 Concentrate, young Skywalker.
132 00:08:40 Concentrate!
133 00:08:43 Master and apprentice. Hmm.
134 00:08:45 Maybe I could learn something from this.
135 00:08:47 You want me to lift my X-wing out of the swamp?
136 00:08:51 With only the Force?
137 00:08:52 All right, I'll try.
138 00:08:54 No. Do or do not.
139 00:08:56 There is no try.
140 00:09:02 Isn't trying, like, a good thing?
141 00:09:04 Participation trophies for Jedi, there are not.
142 00:09:29 Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here.
143 00:09:34 Learning can wait!
144 00:09:41 It's just like the Jedi text said.
145 00:09:43 "With a key to the galaxy's past,"
146 00:09:45 "a Jedi's future becomes clear."
147 00:09:48 This is how I learn to train Finn,
148 00:09:50 by watching other Jedi Masters train their students.
149 00:09:53 Come on!
150 00:09:54 It's like Master Yoda said,
151 00:09:56 "Do or do not."
152 00:09:57 And I'm gonna do.
153 00:10:02 Ugh! Bored. Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
154 00:10:06 Who cares about a trade dispute?
155 00:10:09 Jedi do not seek adventure.
156 00:10:11 I understand. It's just that it's not very...
157 00:10:13 Gas!
158 00:10:17 Now this is more like it!
159 00:10:20 Focus, Obi-Wan.
160 00:10:24 Hurry, BB-8.
161 00:10:28 Focus, Anakin.
162 00:10:30 I know you're eager to see Padmé again,
163 00:10:32 but we're on a mission.
164 00:10:33 I am focused, Master.
165 00:10:35 Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin.
166 00:10:38 A Jedi must have complete awareness of their surroundings.
167 00:10:41 It's Obi-Wan Kenobi training Anakin Skywalker!
168 00:10:44 No, they didn't see me.
169 00:10:46 Hello, there.
170 00:10:50 Hi.
171 00:11:14 R2, try and lock...
172 00:11:15 Sorry.
173 00:11:17 Oh, Master Luke!
174 00:11:18 What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here.
175 00:11:20 Use the Force, Luke.
176 00:11:22 Obi-Wan Kenobi!
177 00:11:23 You're blocking my targeting computer.
178 00:11:26 - Stop! - Ow! Get off!
179 00:11:32 Move your head!
180 00:11:35 Use the Force, Luke.
181 00:11:38 - Huh? - Listen to your Master, use the Force!
182 00:11:43 I have you now.
183 00:11:46 - Wha... - Yoo-hoo!
184 00:11:50 Look out!
185 00:11:55 You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
186 00:12:05 Thank. You?
187 00:12:09 You're welcome.
188 00:12:13 We just saw Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star.
189 00:12:16 No, wait, technically we helped
190 00:12:18 Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star!
191 00:12:20 Master and apprentice! So cool!
192 00:12:23 Best Life Day ever!
193 00:12:29 On the Millennium Falcon,
194 00:12:30 beginning to feel like Life Day it was.
195 00:12:33 Decorations, check. Lights, check.
196 00:12:36 Ice sculpture...
197 00:12:39 In progress.
198 00:12:40 Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree.
199 00:12:43 Finn and I will clean up this mess.
200 00:12:46 You know how Rey said we wouldn't notice she was gone?
201 00:12:50 Yeah, I notice.
202 00:12:54 Full thrust, Threepio!
203 00:12:59 What are you doing?
204 00:13:00 Engine thruster roasting. Cooks super fast.
205 00:13:14 Disaster averted.
206 00:13:22 Amazing!
207 00:13:22 We've seen my Master! My Master's Master!
208 00:13:25 My Master's father. My Master's father's Master...
209 00:13:28 Where are you going?
210 00:13:31 But there's so much more to see. To pass on to Finn.
211 00:13:35 We'll be back in plenty o' time for the party.
212 00:13:37 I promise.
213 00:13:39 Okay, okay.
214 00:13:41 Just one more Master and apprentice?
215 00:13:44 For me? For Finn?
216 00:13:48 I've got a good feeling about this.
217 00:13:52 Though she did not know it,
218 00:13:53 fraught with peril, Rey's quest was.
219 00:13:57 Soon the Rivals will arrive and fall into my trap.
220 00:14:00 By the time they discover Death Star Two
221 00:14:03 is fully operational, it will be too late.
222 00:14:06 They will be destroyed, and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity.
223 00:14:13 I sense you disagree, Lord Vader.
224 00:14:16 No, it's just...
225 00:14:19 "Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative.
226 00:14:23 Mmm-hmm. Then I suppose you have a better name?
227 00:14:25 How about "Starkiller Base"?
228 00:14:29 Nope. That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
229 00:14:32 Anyhoo,
230 00:14:33 not sure you remembered, but it's Life Day.
231 00:14:36 I got you something you're really gonna like.
232 00:14:40 Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
233 00:14:43 "Galaxy's Best Emperor"?
234 00:14:46 Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor!
235 00:14:49 I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh!
236 00:14:53 This is so not what I had in mind.
237 00:14:55 I heard something!
238 00:14:56 Let's get out of here.
239 00:15:02 Hey! I had to hit every gift shop on Batuu
240 00:15:05 to find you that.
241 00:15:06 Forget the mug.
242 00:15:08 Whatever made this must be very powerful.
243 00:15:11 Me want-y! You get-y.
244 00:15:20 You were right. We should go home.
245 00:15:23 Can you imagine if those two had seen us?
246 00:15:25 That would've been...
247 00:15:28 Not good.
248 00:15:31 Hurrying to finish setting up the party, our heroes were.
249 00:15:34 Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was.
250 00:15:37 Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations.
251 00:15:41 Oh! I almost forgot music.
252 00:15:49 It is on.
253 00:15:54 Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree
254 00:15:57 and there's food over there.
255 00:16:09 This is not going well.
256 00:16:10 If this party gets any worse,
257 00:16:11 Poe's gonna start losin' arms.
258 00:16:13 Who's up for party games?
259 00:16:18 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
260 00:16:21 Distress signal!
261 00:16:28 All too easy.
262 00:16:30 Now I have the, uh...
263 00:16:33 What is this thing?
264 00:16:35 Give that back!
265 00:16:46 You are a Jedi?
266 00:16:48 That's right.
267 00:17:16 Impressive. I almost feel bad having to destroy you.
268 00:17:20 Almost.
269 00:17:31 What are you doing? Follow me.
270 00:17:33 But you're right there.
271 00:17:35 That's not me!
272 00:17:37 Sure looks like you.
273 00:17:38 Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing.
274 00:17:43 We are invading the Rebel base.
275 00:17:45 Forget the base. Stop the girl.
276 00:17:47 You dare contradict me? I'm in charge here.
277 00:17:50 No, I'm in charge!
278 00:17:54 Who do you think you are?
279 00:17:55 - I'm you! - No, you're me.
280 00:17:58 Any idea what the protocol is here?
281 00:18:04 Impressive.
282 00:18:05 Most impressive.
283 00:18:12 You are me.
284 00:18:15 Destroy her.
285 00:18:26 Lord Vader!
286 00:18:29 That was weird. Come on.
287 00:18:35 I hate you, Obi-Wan!
288 00:18:36 Careful, Anakin.
289 00:18:37 Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to...
290 00:18:39 I know what it leads to!
291 00:18:50 I have it! Lord Vader, I have it!
292 00:18:54 wha...
293 00:19:12 - aw! - So cute.
294 00:19:20 ...the start of the third
295 00:19:22 and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead,
296 00:19:24 followed closely by Skywalker!
297 00:19:27 They're side by side.
298 00:19:34 I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!
299 00:19:41 ugh! Traffic duty. The worst.
300 00:19:45 Hey! I just thought that exact thing!
301 00:19:47 Sometimes it feels like we're the same person.
302 00:19:51 Podracers, don't see those every day.
303 00:19:54 Jinx游戏 当两人说出同样的话时 被视为厄运 先喊出Jinx的人可以驱散厄运
304 00:19:56 还是同时喊出的话 继续喊Double Jinx
305 00:19:54 Jinx!
306 00:19:56 Double jinx!
307 00:20:04 Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!
308 00:21:05 Hello, there.
309 00:21:13 Oonta goota.
310 00:21:15 Solos?
311 00:21:16 You wanna shoot first?
312 00:21:18 After you.
313 00:21:32 Someone has trained you well.
314 00:21:34 You have no idea.
315 00:21:37 Who are you guys?
316 00:21:39 Master Skywalker.
317 00:21:41 My son!
318 00:21:42 I mean... My, these binary Suns, um...
319 00:21:47 sure are hot.
320 00:21:48 What is this?
321 00:21:50 The key!
322 00:21:52 Private farm! Private farm! No trespassing!
323 00:22:08 The key, where's the key?
324 00:22:15 I'll take that.
325 00:22:18 BB-8Bb-8!
326 00:22:20 and that.
327 00:22:29 Worst Life Day ever.
328 00:22:41 Happy Life Day!
329 00:22:43 Took you long enough.
330 00:22:44 Now, gimme!
331 00:22:45 Uh... What is it?
332 00:22:47 A key that allows us to travel across space and time.
333 00:22:51 I have witnessed its awesome power.
334 00:22:53 With it, we can rule the galaxy.
335 00:22:57 Idea! Let's go to the future.
336 00:23:00 Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed,
337 00:23:02 and yours truly reigns supreme.
338 00:23:05 Let's see where I'm at in...
339 00:23:07 Ooh, pick a number... 30 years.
340 00:23:19 Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader.
341 00:23:22 Do a little dance now. Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader.
342 00:23:26 Supreme Leader, we've prepared the...
343 00:23:31 Shirts. I mean, ships,
344 00:23:33 to head to the pectoral locations.
345 00:23:35 Platoon! Platoon locations
346 00:23:37 across the midriff.
347 00:23:38 Rim, rim! For the...
348 00:23:41 Navel... Navy! Nav...
349 00:23:43 Know what? I'll come back later.
350 00:23:47 Who is this kid?
351 00:23:48 What does he mean "Supreme Leader"?
352 00:23:50 Is that above Emperor? Kinda sounds like it.
353 00:23:52 I can hear you talking and him breathing and...
354 00:23:57 Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
355 00:24:00 yup. That's me.
356 00:24:01 Wait. "Grandpa"?
357 00:24:03 And Emperor Palpatine?
358 00:24:05 I don't believe it! How are you even here?
359 00:24:08 Uh... Life Day miracle?
360 00:24:10 This is so cool! You're my inspiration.
361 00:24:16 In fact, I'm about to finish what you started,
362 00:24:19 I just made myself Supreme Leader and I...
363 00:24:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about
364 00:24:23 that "Supreme Leader" stuff later.
365 00:24:25 Let's... Let's get to me.
366 00:24:26 So, I assume I now rule the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm?
367 00:24:31 Well...
368 00:24:33 Okay, most of the galaxy? Some of the galaxy?
369 00:24:38 A lousy Tibanna gas mine?
370 00:24:40 Anything?
371 00:24:42 Boy, do I have a story to tell you.
372 00:24:44 You think maybe you could put a shirt on before you tell it?
373 00:24:51 Where are we? And who are you?
374 00:24:54 Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master who let Darth Vader on the loose
375 00:24:58 to who knows where or when.
376 00:25:02 Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer.
377 00:25:04 I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is.
378 00:25:07 Now, if you've got questions about vaporators,
379 00:25:09 I'm your guy.
380 00:25:10 Oh, poor BB-8.
381 00:25:14 Hmm. Maybe I can help. Hand me that head plate.
382 00:25:24 Look at that! Thank you, Luke.
383 00:25:26 Aw, it was nothing.
384 00:25:28 I've never seen a droid move like that!
385 00:25:33 Get back here, little guy!
386 00:25:35 He's so cute! Look at him go!
387 00:25:39 So, let me get this straight.
388 00:25:40 He betrays me, throws me down a reactor shaft,
389 00:25:44 and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity?
390 00:25:47 Yep, that's pretty much the story.
391 00:25:51 You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid?
392 00:25:57 Ooh! Crackly crossguards. May I?
393 00:26:03 Way more impressive than his.
394 00:26:06 I heard that.
395 00:26:07 I know.
396 00:26:09 How about a mask, hmm?
397 00:26:11 You, uh, got a mask?
398 00:26:13 Well, I did. But I broke it.
399 00:26:16 Oh, then allow me.
400 00:26:27 Oh, that's original.
401 00:26:29 No one asked you.
402 00:26:31 Last question, would you ever, under any circumstance,
403 00:26:34 betray your master?
404 00:26:36 Like say, oh, throw him down a reactor shaft?
405 00:26:49 Reactor shaft? No.
406 00:26:52 Then come with me.
407 00:26:54 Where are we going?
408 00:26:57 To change our destiny.
409 00:27:05 Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon,
410 00:27:07 hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was.
411 00:27:14 Uh, what's with the smiles?
412 00:27:16 Enjoying the biggest intergalactic disaster
413 00:27:19 since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech?
414 00:27:21 Nope. That.
415 00:27:24 You can set up over there, Max.
416 00:27:26 Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here?
417 00:27:29 No one's listened to him in, like, 30 years.
418 00:27:30 We hired him to kick this party up.
419 00:27:32 And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven?
420 00:27:34 I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six?
421 00:27:40 My condolences.
422 00:27:41 Guys, this is a nice thought, but no one listens to...
423 00:27:44 Max Rebo?
424 00:27:46 Now this is a Life Day party!
425 00:27:49 Where's my boyfriend?
426 00:27:52 There he is!
427 00:27:55 What is going on?
428 00:27:57 Life Day is about being with friends and family, right?
429 00:28:00 So, we figured the more the merrier!
430 00:28:03 Utinni!
431 00:28:04 Maclunkey!
432 00:28:06 Off-world Jawa. Nice.
433 00:28:09 And when you decided to invite an entire star system for dinner,
434 00:28:12 did you have a plan to feed them all?
435 00:28:14 Of course, we did.
436 00:28:16 Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back,
437 00:28:19 with a bunch of tip-yip.
438 00:28:22 Straight to the galley with those, Zorii.
439 00:28:24 Please be a cape, please be a cape.
440 00:28:27 It's a wrap!
441 00:28:30 This is one of my favorites.
442 00:28:31 Hope it's one of yours.
443 00:28:44 In the original Huttese. Cool.
444 00:28:55 What're you crying? Tree
445 00:28:57 Joy.
446 00:28:59 Nice, right? Second Death Star!
447 00:29:01 We built two o' these bad boys!
448 00:29:04 I know!
449 00:29:04 And that's how
450 00:29:05 we got the idea for Starkiller Base!
451 00:29:08 Ooh! "Starkiller"!
452 00:29:11 Good name!
453 00:29:14 Oh. You.
454 00:29:16 Forgot you're still here.
455 00:29:17 Skywalker is down on the Forest Moon of Endor.
456 00:29:20 Go. Fetch.
457 00:29:22 Fine!
458 00:29:26 Nice, right?
459 00:29:28 Spins in both directions. Ooh! Whoo!
460 00:29:31 Uh, not to point out the obvious,
461 00:29:33 but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon
462 00:29:35 above Endor to get Skywalker
463 00:29:36 sets off the exact chain of events that ends with Vader
464 00:29:40 picking you up
465 00:29:41 and chucking you down a reactor shaft.
466 00:29:43 And there's no coming back from that.
467 00:29:46 Yeah, so?
468 00:29:47 So, aren't you worried about your apprentice betraying you?
469 00:29:51 Ah, you mean my former apprentice?
470 00:29:57 Way to go, Rey.
471 00:29:58 If you'd just listened to your friends and stayed on the Falcon,
472 00:30:01 none of this would have happened.
473 00:30:03 But instead, you ignored them and...
474 00:30:05 And now you're talking to yourself.
475 00:30:08 Upset, young Rey was. And alone.
476 00:30:12 And hearing things.
477 00:30:13 You are not.
478 00:30:16 Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it!
479 00:30:19 With all you've seen today, so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm?
480 00:30:23 Master Yoda. I failed completely.
481 00:30:27 So sure, are you?
482 00:30:28 Failed to teach Finn. Failed to stop Darth Vader.
483 00:30:31 Failed to find a way out of here. Pretty sure, yeah.
484 00:30:34 All teachers fail.
485 00:30:36 Saw my failure with Luke on Dagobah, you did.
486 00:30:38 - That's different. - No, no different.
487 00:30:41 From failure we can learn.
488 00:30:43 Learn to be a better student or better teacher.
489 00:30:48 Come. Let me show you what you failed to see.
490 00:30:59 I'm home?
491 00:31:01 No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn.
492 00:31:03 Look out!
493 00:31:10 Whoa! Where'd you learn that?
494 00:31:12 Rey taught me to be mindful of my surroundings.
495 00:31:15 Rey's a good teacher.
496 00:31:16 The best.
497 00:31:18 Wise, Finn is.
498 00:31:19 No. Wrong, Finn is.
499 00:31:22 I don't understand.
500 00:31:23 I've pored over the Jedi texts.
501 00:31:25 Memorized all there is to know.
502 00:31:27 Dedicated myself to passing on that knowledge.
503 00:31:31 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
504 00:31:34 Hand me the lightsaber.
505 00:31:36 Guess not.
506 00:31:38 Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn,
507 00:31:40 I hurt his feelings.
508 00:31:42 So focused on the books you were,
509 00:31:44 the most important thing you forgot.
510 00:31:47 Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes.
511 00:31:50 But useless these are, without connection.
512 00:31:55 What do you see?
513 00:31:57 Jedi Masters and their students.
514 00:32:00 Students, yes. But also...
515 00:32:03 Friends.
516 00:32:06 Hmm. Understand now, you do?
517 00:32:09 A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey.
518 00:32:13 Happy Life Day, Master Yoda.
519 00:32:17 Oh, wait! How do we get out of here?
520 00:32:20 What about Vader? And the Emperor?
521 00:32:22 Showed you all you need to know, I did.
522 00:32:24 The power all along, you had.
523 00:32:31 I didn't mean to scare you.
524 00:32:32 Did you find that key you're lookin' for?
525 00:32:35 No.
526 00:32:37 I thought maybe that was what the green guy meant
527 00:32:39 when he said, "You had the power all along."
528 00:32:42 You saw that?
529 00:32:43 At least, I think that's what he said.
530 00:32:45 It was kinda all backwards-y.
531 00:32:47 "Had the power all along."
532 00:32:49 Luke! Thank you.
533 00:32:51 - For what? - For teaching me something.
534 00:33:11 All living things, the Force connects.
535 00:33:15 Reach out...
536 00:33:18 In connection, strength we find.
537 00:33:23 And happen, great things can.
538 00:33:34 - You did it! - No, we did it!
539 00:33:36 - Come on! - Where are we going?
540 00:33:38 To set things right.
541 00:33:46 So, do you understand the plan?
542 00:33:50 Oh! Both ways!
543 00:33:54 The plan. Do you...
544 00:33:57 Do you understand it?
545 00:33:59 When Vader returns with Skywalker,
546 00:34:01 I grab them and I chuck them both in the reactor.
547 00:34:04 That's right! See how they like it.
548 00:34:06 Then you and I rule the galaxy for all eternity.
549 00:34:11 The Emperor and his faithful
550 00:34:13 second-in-command, the Supreme Leader.
551 00:34:17 Master, I'm unsure.
552 00:34:19 Oh, no, no, no. As you can see,
553 00:34:21 "Emperor" is clearly above "Supreme Leader."
554 00:34:26 Speaking of which,
555 00:34:28 scoochy scooch!
556 00:34:29 No, I'm good with throwing my Uncle Luke down a reactor.
557 00:34:32 But Grandpa Vader too?
558 00:34:34 Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid.
559 00:34:41 What is that?
560 00:34:46 Ben?
561 00:34:47 Ben? Who's Ben?
562 00:34:48 That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you!
563 00:34:52 Wow! Check out this place!
564 00:34:54 You! You're gonna pay for what you did to me!
565 00:34:57 What I did to him?
566 00:34:58 I... I don't even know who he is.
567 00:35:00 Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty!
568 00:35:02 Destroy them!
569 00:35:19 Dark side.
570 00:35:20 No one hurts my friend!
571 00:35:31 Excellent work, my new apprentice.
572 00:35:34 Now destroy Skywalker.
573 00:35:37 With pleasure.
574 00:35:47 Fine, destroy the girl first. Then Skywalker.
575 00:35:51 Oh, and if Vader ever bothers to show up, destroy him too.
576 00:35:54 Wait. What?
577 00:35:56 - Uncle Luke? - "Uncle"?
578 00:35:59 This just got interesting.
579 00:36:01 What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"?
580 00:36:11 No time to explain. We need to...
581 00:36:13 Stop everyone in a black cape.
582 00:36:15 I know the drill.
583 00:36:18 Okay, they want to destroy me.
584 00:36:20 As do you. And you.
585 00:36:22 Really not sure whose side I'm on here.
586 00:36:25 - Mine! - What about me?
587 00:36:28 Fine! You too! Okay?
588 00:36:30 All of us!
589 00:36:31 Make with the fighty-fighty!
590 00:36:49 I've always hated you!
591 00:36:51 Kid, I've never seen you before in my life.
592 00:36:55 ow! Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity!
593 00:37:13 Join me
594 00:37:14 and together we can rule the galaxy!
595 00:37:17 Good.
596 00:37:18 Wait, what now?
597 00:37:30 Really should've seen that coming.
598 00:37:33 Goodbye, Ben.
599 00:37:43 No!
600 00:37:45 No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
601 00:37:54 Enough, Lord Vader!
602 00:37:56 I will finish this.
603 00:38:02 No!
604 00:38:04 And now, you will feel the full power of the dark side.
605 00:38:15 ow! That's for throwing me in the reactor!
606 00:38:17 - I didn't! - Well, not yet.
607 00:38:19 Zippity, zappity, zappity!
608 00:38:25 You are most impressive.
609 00:38:27 Perhaps, you'd like to join me as my new, new apprentice.
610 00:38:32 You, me, and that key.
611 00:38:35 Me, join you?
612 00:38:37 Never!
613 00:38:38 You've failed before. You'll fail again.
614 00:38:40 Good will always triumph over evil.
615 00:38:43 Yes, well, we'll see about that.
616 00:38:50 If you won't join me,
617 00:38:52 then I will go back and destroy Skywalker!
618 00:38:56 Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader!
619 00:38:59 I will rule the galaxy forever,
620 00:39:02 by myself like I always should have.
621 00:39:05 It is my destiny.
622 00:39:07 No!
623 00:39:11 Pathetic girl.
624 00:39:13 Did you really think you could defeat me alone?
625 00:39:16 I am not alone.
626 00:39:25 I'm coming, my Master.
627 00:39:29 Luke? Do you remember the first Jedi lesson you ever learned?
628 00:39:33 - Let... - Go!
629 00:39:37 What?
630 00:39:39 Get off of me, you oaf!
631 00:39:43 - Are you all right? - I've been worse.
632 00:39:46 Give me a hand, BB-8.
633 00:39:51 Where are you going?
634 00:39:53 To put "you" back where you belong.
635 00:39:54 Well, not "you" you. This you.
636 00:39:57 Don't you want to see what happens?
637 00:39:59 - I'm sorry. - One simple screw up!
638 00:40:01 Just move! Can't you do anything right?
639 00:40:03 I already know.
640 00:40:05 May the Force be with you.
641 00:40:08 Nice kid.
642 00:40:09 Oh, perfect.
643 00:40:11 Now they're getting away.
644 00:40:12 And it's all your...
645 00:40:14 Put me down!
646 00:40:17 I'm done taking orders from you.
647 00:40:24 Hey, what's with the sweater?
648 00:40:27 Happy Life Day!
649 00:40:34 "Galaxy's Best Emperor."
650 00:40:38 Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful.
651 00:40:41 Why was I so mean about it?
652 00:40:42 In fact, why am I always so mean?
653 00:40:48 It's a Life Day miracle!
654 00:40:50 Oh, that's it.
655 00:40:51 That's it! From now on, no more dark side!
656 00:40:54 No more ruling the galaxy!
657 00:40:56 Ol' Sheevy Palpatine is gonna change his way.
658 00:41:10 He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi.
659 00:41:14 He just doesn't know it yet.
660 00:41:16 Come on. There's still one more thing we need to fix.
661 00:42:07 Who's hungry?
662 00:42:11 Me! Me! Me!
663 00:42:13 Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip?
664 00:42:15 Rey!
665 00:42:17 Look at all this!
666 00:42:18 Glad we made it back in time!
667 00:42:20 So are we.
668 00:42:22 Oh, my! That must've been quite an adventure.
669 00:42:26 How many Master Skywalkers?
670 00:42:29 That sounds quite impossible.
671 00:42:30 Did you find what you were lookin' for at the temple?
672 00:42:33 Turns out what I was looking for was right here.
673 00:42:38 Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging.
674 00:42:41 Come on. Let's eat.
675 00:42:42 Are you crying again?
676 00:42:44 No, pollen!
677 00:42:48 Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master?
678 00:42:52 I think Finn should do it.
679 00:42:54 But you're going to need this.
680 00:42:58 So, I am ready to become a Jedi.
681 00:43:00 And now, I'm ready to train you.
682 00:43:06 Okay.
683 00:43:07 Let go,
684 00:43:09 let go, let go.
685 00:43:17 Finn
686 00:43:19 We'll work on that.
687 00:43:20 Together.
688 00:43:23 - Oh, my! - No way.
689 00:43:26 Snow on Kashyyyk.
690 00:43:27 Why, the odds of this happening are...
691 00:43:30 Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me!
692 00:43:40 Hey, careful, that's not a snowball, that's BB-8!
693 00:43:56 Hey! Look out!
694 00:44:03 A time of joy.
695 00:44:05 Of friendship.
696 00:44:07 Of family.
697 00:44:09 All of this, Life Day is.
698 00:44:19 And a happy one, I wish you.
