微小完美事物的地图 The Map of Tiny Perfect Things(2021)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:23 You’re going to belooking at the rain
2 00:01:25 hitting ground midnight tonight,moving in from the coast.
3 00:01:29 -Morning, Mark.-Morning, Mark.
4 00:01:31 -Loser.-Loser.
5 00:01:35 MARK:Daiquirí.
6 00:01:36 It’s a village in Cuba.
7 00:01:38 -It’s got three I’s in it.-DANIEL: Oh.
8 00:01:40 -And toast.-Huh.
9 00:01:42 Mark, can you, uh...
10 00:01:46 Oh.
11 00:01:54 -You know that’s notreal food, right? -I know.
12 00:01:57 -Mark, eat something healthy.-To be fair,
13 00:01:59 Dad, you’re gonna be eatingan entire pint
14 00:02:01 of Chubby Hubby by yourselfin approximately eight hours.
15 00:02:06 You know you have math classtoday, right, Mark?
16 00:02:08 What I know, Dad, is thatthe capital of Burkina Faso
17 00:02:12 is Ouagadougou.
18 00:02:13 -Is that...?
19 00:02:15 -O-U-A-G-A-D...-Hang on, hang on.
20 00:02:17 -O-U...-O-U...
21 00:02:19 -You are such a loser.-You are such a loser.
22 00:02:21 -I am not. You...-I... You are.
23 00:02:23 -I’m not.-I’m not.
24 00:02:25 You’ll be at Emma’ssoccer game, right?
25 00:02:26 I’m sorry,but that is incorrect.
26 00:02:45 -
27 00:02:48 had me hypnotized
28 00:02:59 -Hey!
29 00:03:07 -
30 00:03:14 to get the hint
31 00:03:18 I’m losing my grip
32 00:03:24 -No, texter. Let it go.-Uh...
33 00:03:36 Uh, the keys are in your bag.
34 00:03:38 Oh.
35 00:03:39 Bless you.
36 00:03:48 trust myself
37 00:03:54 -
38 00:03:56 why I’m not it
39 00:04:00 I’m losing my grip
40 00:04:08 It’s, uh, straight downthat way,
41 00:04:11 and then it’s kind ofone of these things,
42 00:04:13 -and then it’s your first right.-
43 00:04:15 -But wait.-I got kind of a Sherlock thing.
44 00:04:17 -I love that show.-"The game is afoot!"
45 00:04:19 -"Game is afoot."
46 00:04:21 Why would you say that?
47 00:05:14 -
48 00:05:24 MANLet’s take one more look
49 00:05:25 at your winning numbers today:
50 00:05:26 42, 10, 25, 76...
51 00:05:28 MARK:Oh, my God. I-I won.
52 00:05:30 I just won!
53 00:05:31 I won the lottery.Oh, my God!
54 00:05:33 -MAN: Yeah!
55 00:05:54 -
56 00:05:56 Sorry.
57 00:05:58 Are you okay?
58 00:05:59 Thank you.
59 00:06:02 You’re the Sherlock guy.
60 00:06:04 Did I give you directionsearlier?
61 00:06:07 ...like, the sun is 400 timesbigger than the moon,
62 00:06:10 but it’s also 400 timesfarther away,
63 00:06:12 so they look likethey’re the same size,
64 00:06:14 -but they’re not.-Mm.
65 00:06:15 -Um... -And that is whywe have eclipses.
66 00:06:17 This is me.
67 00:06:18 Well, would you wantto hang out later?
68 00:06:20 Tonight or something?
69 00:06:22 Uh, I’ve got something.
70 00:06:25 Oh. Uh, thank you.
71 00:06:27 Uh...
72 00:06:28 For your time.
73 00:06:34 -Bye.-Bye.
74 00:06:58 Hey, man.
75 00:06:59 Hey.
76 00:07:01 -Oh.-
77 00:07:03 MARK:Dude, those guys have armor.
78 00:07:04 -You got to use therocket launcher. -Yeah. No way.
79 00:07:06 -Shotgun. Watch. Ooh!-Here.
80 00:07:08 -You’re not John Wick. -Just alittle bit of sniper rifle.
81 00:07:10 -Your projectile’s only gonnamake it worse. -No, no, no!
82 00:07:11 Not in the face.Not in the face. No, no.
83 00:07:13 Not in the face.Not in the face. No, no...
84 00:07:17 -
85 00:07:19 MARK:He got you in the face.
86 00:07:21 Yeah, I know, Mark,he got me in the face.
87 00:07:23 I’m never gonna find that key.
88 00:07:26 What if your whole lifewas like that?
89 00:07:27 What, where you die and respawn?
90 00:07:29 MARK:Yeah.
91 00:07:30 Or, like, you go to bed,and when you wake up,
92 00:07:33 it’s the same day all overagain, just on repeat.
93 00:07:36 What would you do?
94 00:07:37 -Besides this?-Or in addition.
95 00:07:40 You know?Switch it up a little.
96 00:07:42 Wait, wasn’t that a moviewhere Bill Murray’s stuck
97 00:07:44 in the same day till he has sexwith his hot boss?
98 00:07:46 Groundhog Day.
99 00:07:48 Then that’s it right there.
100 00:07:49 Girls.
101 00:07:50 You wouldn’t-- I don’t know--
102 00:07:51 tie a bunch of balloons
103 00:07:53 to a lawn chair or something?
104 00:07:54 HENRY: Dude, no.I’d definitely take the girl.
105 00:07:57 -MARK: Okay, forget that.-No, no, no!
106 00:07:59 -You could be a force for good.-Like Batman?
107 00:08:01 -MARK: Yeah, like Batman.-But are we talking
108 00:08:03 Dark Knight Batman orBen Affleck Batman, because...
109 00:08:05 MARK: Dude, The Animated Series,obviously.
110 00:08:08 HENRY:No, I’d still take the girl.
111 00:08:10 I feel like it wouldultimately be more satisfying.
112 00:08:12 -GOLFER: Yeah! Hole in one!-MARK: All right.
113 00:08:15 But it might be harderthan you think.
114 00:08:16 -Ah!
115 00:08:19 Dude, you’d get, like,infinite do-overs.
116 00:08:21 You’d just iterate.Straight A-B testing.
117 00:08:23 Right. If there’sinfinite do-overs,
118 00:08:25 then sooner or later,it has to happen.
119 00:08:27 Just, like, mathematically.
120 00:08:30 Maybe it’s like pi, though.
121 00:08:32 Just goes on forever.
122 00:08:35 There could be infinite waysfor you not to get laid.
123 00:08:37 -MARK: Yes!
124 00:08:41 -Oh. -Oh, uh, next time...-
125 00:08:48 Then you’d never get outof the loop.
126 00:08:52 Right, but whywould you want to?
127 00:08:54 You’d be the centerof the universe.
128 00:08:57 -You could do anything.-Yeah, but it could get
129 00:08:59 -boring or lonely.-No way.
130 00:09:01 Man, I mean, you would be,like, the king of everything.
131 00:09:05 -Hi, honey.
132 00:09:09 -HENRY: Sure, you will.-DANIEL: No.
133 00:09:12 But say it’s youand you tell me.
134 00:09:13 -I’d just forget.-Right, but you’d never
135 00:09:15 -believe me anyway.-We could’ve had this
136 00:09:16 exact conversation, like,50 times already.
137 00:09:18 -Yeah.-The repetition.
138 00:09:19 ’Cause it’s not...
139 00:09:21 No, I don’t thinkI am being defensive.
140 00:09:22 I’m looking at thisas an opportunity.
141 00:09:24 HENRY:The isolation.
142 00:09:25 -
143 00:09:28 -You’d be likethe last man on Earth.
144 00:09:34 -
145 00:09:39 Three, two, one.
146 00:09:42 -
147 00:09:43 -HENRY: What,
148 00:09:44 where you die and respawn?
149 00:09:54 Morning, Mark.
150 00:09:55 -Loser.-Loser.
151 00:10:00 -
152 00:10:02 Straight down that way,and then there’s...
153 00:10:03 there’s, like, one of those,
154 00:10:05 -and you just take a right.-
155 00:10:06 -Uh, wait.-Psychic.
156 00:10:08 Uh, I love psychics!
157 00:10:29 -
158 00:10:57 So, what’d she look like?
159 00:10:58 -She’s kind of tall,got frizzy hair. -Ah!
160 00:11:00 Sort of, like, a long nose.
161 00:11:02 Not, like, a long, long nose,but like a... like a...
162 00:11:04 So, not conventionallythe prettiest girl ever.
163 00:11:05 No, no, she’s cute.She’s cute.
164 00:11:07 Oh, so you’re into her.
165 00:11:15 No.
166 00:11:17 So you’re not into her.
167 00:11:18 Well, like,I’m not not into her.
168 00:11:22 Dude, then why are youlooking for her?
169 00:11:24 Okay, fine,I’m completely in love
170 00:11:26 with the girl from the pool.
171 00:11:28 -HENRY: What was she wearing?-MARK: She was wearing boots.
172 00:11:30 HENRY:Who wears boots to the pool?
173 00:11:32 She’s probably goth.
174 00:11:33 She’s probably atthe Barnes & Nobles at the mall
175 00:11:35 reading a manga right now.
176 00:11:37 Dude, this girl does nothang out at the mall.
177 00:11:39 HENRY: She’s too goodfor the mall, huh?
178 00:11:40 MARK: No, she’s nottoo good for the mall.
179 00:11:42 -I didn’t... -HENRY: Mm-hmm.
180 00:11:44 Feelings for this one you have.
181 00:11:45 Okay, is that Darth Vaderor Yoda?
182 00:11:47 -’Cause you have to pick one.You can’t do both. -
183 00:11:59 -MAN: Hey!
184 00:12:01 -
185 00:12:06 -
186 00:12:09 Okay, does she have any tattoos?
187 00:12:10 I’m not trying to I.D.her corpse.
188 00:12:12 She did drop a flyerfor a missing dog, though.
189 00:12:14 HENRY:Mark, okay.
190 00:12:16 On the flyer,it’ll have her phone number.
191 00:12:18 MARK: Right.Yeah, and I called the number,
192 00:12:21 and some guy picked up--
193 00:12:22 who does have a daughter,but she’s eight.
194 00:12:24 And he seemed really upset
195 00:12:26 that I was usinghis personal misfortune
196 00:12:27 to try and meet a girl.
197 00:12:28 -Which is...-Which is fair.
198 00:12:30 -Yeah, that’s fair.-That’s fair.
199 00:12:31 HENRY:But wait. So she’s looking
200 00:12:32 for the dog,but it’s not her dog?
201 00:12:34 You think maybethere’s a reward?
202 00:12:36 Did you try a dog shelter?
203 00:12:38 -Can I help you?
204 00:12:39 Uh, y-yeah.I’m-I’m looking for a girl.
205 00:12:42 We just have animals.
206 00:12:43 -Yeah.-A vet?
207 00:12:52 -Mm-hmm.-An alley behind a restaurant?
208 00:12:54 MARK: I doubt she’s lookingfor actual Tramp
209 00:12:56 from Lady and the Tramp,but thank you.
210 00:12:59 HENRY: Maybe it’s betterthis way, you know?
211 00:13:01 Maybe you were gonnahave this, like,
212 00:13:02 doomed, toxic romance.
213 00:13:04 Maybe you dodged a bullet.
214 00:13:08 -Oh!
215 00:13:25 -Hey, no, no. Hey!
216 00:13:27 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.Wait, wait, wait, wait!
217 00:13:28 Come on.
218 00:13:36 Great.
219 00:13:44 Uh, h-hey.
220 00:13:51 -Hi.-Hi.
221 00:13:52 Uh, I’m Mark.
222 00:13:54 Uh, I just had a quick question.
223 00:13:56 -Okay.-I was wondering...
224 00:13:57 This is gonna soundreally strange--
225 00:13:59 God, really bizarre--
226 00:14:01 but are you experiencingany kind of temporal anomaly
227 00:14:03 in your life?
228 00:14:08 By "temporal anomaly," I mean...
229 00:14:10 I know what temporal anomaly is.
230 00:14:12 Okay, great.
231 00:14:14 So, what specificallyI was wondering is...
232 00:14:17 The thing wherethe same day keeps happening?
233 00:14:22 Whoa. Okay.
234 00:14:28 I-I thought nobody else knew.
235 00:14:31 -Well, somebody does. Um...-Yeah.
236 00:14:33 I-I saw you at the pool before.
237 00:14:37 You caught a-a beach ball, andthat had never happened before.
238 00:14:39 So I-I figured thatyou probably had free will.
239 00:14:43 I’ve actually been lookingall over for you.
240 00:14:46 -You have?-Y-Yeah.
241 00:14:48 You dropped a flyerfor a missing dog,
242 00:14:50 and I found it,and the phone number on it
243 00:14:52 wasn’t you-yours.
244 00:14:54 No, it wasn’t.
245 00:14:56 So, what have you been up towith, I mean,
246 00:14:58 like, I guess, in-infinite time?
247 00:15:00 Oh, you know, like,solving crimes
248 00:15:02 and, like, finding true love.
249 00:15:03 Really?
250 00:15:04 No. Um, I’ve beenteaching myself how to drive.
251 00:15:08 Figure it doesn’t matterif I crash because, you know,
252 00:15:11 -time loop.-Time loop, yeah.
253 00:15:12 -So... -I was gonna tryand-and cure cancer.
254 00:15:16 -Like that’s what thiswas all for. -Oh, wow.
255 00:15:18 And then when I figured it out,it would...
256 00:15:19 time would start up again,and I would basically
257 00:15:21 -have saved the entire world.-Oh. How’s that going?
258 00:15:24 Not that great. So far,not a lot of real progress.
259 00:15:26 Maybe you set your sights,like, too high.
260 00:15:28 Yeah. Like, maybe I should have
261 00:15:29 just tried to cureathlete’s foot.
262 00:15:31 Pink eye.
263 00:15:32 Indigestion.
264 00:15:35 Well...
265 00:15:36 -Mark.-Mark, this has been fun,
266 00:15:38 but, um, I actually have to go.
267 00:15:40 -You do?-Yeah.
268 00:15:41 You know, ’cause, ’cause, uh
269 00:15:43 I mean, you knowthat the same thing
270 00:15:45 is just gonna happen againtomorrow, right?
271 00:15:47 Yeah.Yeah, I do know that, yeah.
272 00:15:49 Sorry. I mean,but it’s like, you know,
273 00:15:51 it’s great beingthe only one who knows
274 00:15:53 what’s gonna come next,but it’s also...
275 00:15:55 weird.
276 00:15:58 Like, everything that’s happened
277 00:16:00 has happenedlike a thousand times.
278 00:16:02 Everyone’s, like,sleepwalking, you know?
279 00:16:04 They think this is all there is.
280 00:16:08 Yeah. Like everyone elseis dreaming
281 00:16:10 and you’re the only onewho’s awake.
282 00:16:11 Exactly.
283 00:16:22 I know you have to go, but-butyou really need to see this.
284 00:16:42 No, you have to hide.
285 00:16:46 Here it comes.
286 00:16:48 -Oh!
287 00:16:49 -Sorry.-
288 00:16:51 -What? Where’s my phone?-Sammy, the phone!
289 00:16:53 -Oh, no! Sammy, come back!-
290 00:16:55 -Dude, your dog...-Come on, Sammy!
291 00:16:56 Your dog is taking my phone!
292 00:17:01 I’ve watched thatlike ten times.
293 00:17:03 -I think it’s a metaphorfor something. -Hmm.
294 00:17:06 Come on.
295 00:17:08 There’s a better one.
296 00:17:12 Run!
297 00:17:13 So, he’s explaining
298 00:17:15 how feminists control the worldand that’s why
299 00:17:17 no one will readhis poetry, when...
300 00:17:21 -Quarters-- drops them.
301 00:17:24 Now the recovery.
302 00:17:26 Oh, but it would appear hisLinkin Park-style wallet chain
303 00:17:29 got stuck under his bootheeland the consequences
304 00:17:31 were nothing shortof disastrous.
305 00:17:33 I know it’s wrong to laughat other people’s misfortune...
306 00:17:36 But they areobjectively hilarious.
307 00:17:44 Um, I really have to go.
308 00:17:46 C-Could I have your number?
309 00:17:48 I’m sorry. I know thatit’s kind of like, um...
310 00:17:51 But I just figured, since we’restuck in the same day
311 00:17:53 for pretty much forever,it-it’d be good
312 00:17:55 -to keep in touch.-Yeah, sure, yeah.
313 00:17:58 DANIEL:No, not yet.
314 00:17:59 No, I don’t thinkI am being defensive.
315 00:18:01 MARKEight, five, nine...
316 00:18:03 -one, seven...-
317 00:18:08 -MARGARET: ...true love.
318 00:18:31 in the air, air, air
319 00:18:33 he was there
320 00:18:36 like a ton of bricks
321 00:18:41 screech to a halt, halt, halt
322 00:18:43 his cell phone and keys
323 00:18:45 climbs, climbs
324 00:18:47 oh, hoping for heaven’s reach
325 00:18:50 all one by one
326 00:18:53 then slip over
327 00:18:56 -
328 00:19:04 living in my, living
329 00:19:07 he’s watching me sleeping
330 00:19:14 living in my
331 00:19:16 -
332 00:19:44 Hi.
333 00:19:46 I’m supposed to bein summer school.
334 00:19:50 But I’ve only gone like twice.
335 00:19:52 I want to... I want to goto art school,
336 00:19:54 but my parents are obsessedwith putting me in honors math.
337 00:19:57 -You’re in honors math,aren’t you? -No.
338 00:20:01 I’m in AP.
339 00:20:03 Why do you thinkthese things keep happening?
340 00:20:04 MARK:I don’t know.
341 00:20:06 I honestly didn’t figure it outuntil there was
342 00:20:07 -no new Doctor Who.-
343 00:20:09 Why? Why do you ask?
344 00:20:13 -Huh?-
345 00:20:16 I don’t know. I’m just glad
346 00:20:18 that Stephen Hawkingisn’t here to see this,
347 00:20:19 because it totally violatesall known science.
348 00:20:21 MARK:So, what’s the craziest thing
349 00:20:23 you’ve done so far?
350 00:20:25 -Crazy, like...? -I tried tohop a freight train once.
351 00:20:27 How’d that turn out?
352 00:20:28 I got way more respectfor hobos now.
353 00:20:31 I did, however,ride my bike through school.
354 00:20:38 Wow. Impressive.
355 00:20:40 Are you, like, five?
356 00:20:42 Well, I guess the practicalapplication is limited.
357 00:20:45 Okay, but what if you weredriving your Lamborghini
358 00:20:48 into, like, a candy shop
359 00:20:50 and the time loop endedand you were naked?
360 00:20:53 See, that is exactlywhat I’m talking about.
361 00:20:56 You must have doneat least one cool thing.
362 00:20:58 MARGARET: I put my chess appon maximum difficulty.
363 00:21:00 -MARK: And?-I lost.
364 00:21:02 MARK: There’s got to besomething else.
365 00:21:05 Okay, I’ll show you.
366 00:21:08 -MARGARET: Hey, watch it!
367 00:21:15 You ever wish that todayhappened on a different day?
368 00:21:18 Like Christmas or your birthday?
369 00:21:21 I wish I’d painted my nailsyesterday.
370 00:21:24 Really? I like them.It’s just nice.
371 00:21:26 It’s like a nice, um,chartreuse, right?
372 00:21:28 -That’s a green.-They’re always chipped.
373 00:21:32 I think that looks cool.
374 00:21:35 Thank you.
375 00:21:36 I just wish todaywasn’t the day my dad decides
376 00:21:39 to have "the talk"about my future.
377 00:21:41 Besides, who knows what theywant to be when they’re 17?
378 00:21:44 -I do.-Really?
379 00:21:45 Aerospace engineer.
380 00:21:47 Specifically a NASAmission specialist.
381 00:21:51 Wait. Like an astronaut?
382 00:21:55 ’Cause that’s cool.That’s like a...
383 00:21:57 I mean, it’s just,like, a big call.
384 00:21:59 MARGARET: I have 20/20 vision,uncorrected, so...
385 00:22:03 -You never know how shit
386 00:22:05 your friend’s taste in music istill you steal her car.
387 00:22:07 Y-You stole this car?
388 00:22:09 I need it morethan Marissa does.
389 00:22:11 And honestly, this song is
390 00:22:12 kind of growing on me.Right?
391 00:22:15 Bro, my lane!
392 00:22:18 -Whoa.-Don’t worry.
393 00:22:19 I’m pretty sure if I kill usin a car accident
394 00:22:22 that we come back to life.
395 00:22:25 Yeah.
396 00:22:28 God, there must be a lotof people who die today.
397 00:22:32 You only just thought of that?
398 00:22:34 150,000.
399 00:22:36 -What? -That’s how manypeople die every day-- 150,000.
400 00:22:40 Geez.
401 00:22:42 And you’d just go through it
402 00:22:44 over and over again,like Sisyphus.
403 00:22:45 Worse.He was just pushing a big rock.
404 00:22:48 -Dude, do you drive?!-
405 00:22:50 Sorry, that was depressing.
406 00:22:53 Yeah.
407 00:22:54 Probably a lot of people’sbirthday today, too.
408 00:22:58 Yeah.
409 00:23:13 Come on.
410 00:23:19 Come on!We’re gonna be late.
411 00:23:32 MARGARET:Okay.
412 00:23:48 I don’t get it.
413 00:23:49 Shh.
414 00:24:00 I’m good, thanks.
415 00:24:05 Look.
416 00:24:25 How did you find that?
417 00:24:28 I was looking for that dog.
418 00:24:31 You know, the one on the flyer.
419 00:24:35 I don’t even know why.
420 00:24:37 I just have all this...this time.
421 00:24:39 I guess I just wanted to tryand, like, fix something.
422 00:24:43 Which I know doesn’t evenmake sense.
423 00:24:45 You can’t find it anyway.
424 00:25:02 I think I identifywith that fish.
425 00:25:14 Okay, Jared. I’m coming.
426 00:25:20 MARK:So, I’ll see you around?
427 00:25:24 -19 million.-What?
428 00:25:26 That’s how many people’sbirthday it is today.
429 00:25:29 Oh.
430 00:25:33 -Bye, Mark.-
431 00:25:34 Hey, did you do thatin your head?
432 00:25:42 -
433 00:25:48 DANIEL: No, I don’t thinkI am being defensive.
434 00:25:51 I’m looking at thisas an opportunity.
435 00:26:04 Three, two...
436 00:26:06 -
437 00:26:09 -MARGARET: Crazy, like...?-
438 00:26:30 MARGARET:Mark, I hate to be judgmental,
439 00:26:32 but why are we watchinga bunch of skate rats?
440 00:26:34 You’ll see.
441 00:26:35 It’s like your thingwith the eagle.
442 00:26:37 It doesn’t really seem that muchlike my thing with the eagle.
443 00:26:39 Margaret, what isthe one universal law
444 00:26:42 of all skate rats everywhere?
445 00:26:44 Um, that, ironically,
446 00:26:47 even though skatingcompletely identifies them,
447 00:26:50 they suck at it, like, a lot.
448 00:26:53 MARK:Exactly.
449 00:26:55 You said 2:00.
450 00:26:57 Yeah, I thought you weregonna be late.
451 00:26:59 Any luck with the dog?
452 00:27:01 -What do you got?-Oh!
453 00:27:02 It might be time to give upon the dog.
454 00:27:06 -Oh! You all right, man?-MARGARET: I lied before.
455 00:27:08 I love being judgmental.
456 00:27:13 -MARK: Here she comes.-SKATER: Come on.
457 00:27:15 Some kind of joke?
458 00:27:16 Does your mom know you’re here?
459 00:27:19 There’s no wayyou’re landing this!
460 00:27:23 SKATERS:Oh!
461 00:27:25 -
462 00:27:31 MARK:Pretty cool, huh?
463 00:27:33 MARGARET:Yeah.
464 00:27:36 Just wanted to hear you say it.
465 00:27:38 this is real life...
466 00:27:40 -MARGARET: Whoa!
467 00:27:42 MARK:So, who’s Jared?
468 00:27:44 He’s a med student.
469 00:27:46 How old is that guy?
470 00:27:48 21. Graduated Harvard at 19.
471 00:27:51 -Uh, l-l-look out!-
472 00:27:58 -
473 00:28:01 -MARK: So, I have a theory.-MARGARET: Yeah?
474 00:28:03 You know how the fourthdimension’s supposed to be time?
475 00:28:05 -Yeah.-So, what if, like,
476 00:28:07 these fourth-dimensional beingsare sort of, like,
477 00:28:09 toying with us?Like, they bent time in a circle
478 00:28:11 and now we have to live thesame day over and over again,
479 00:28:14 -like on a hamster wheel.-Right.
480 00:28:15 For their amusement.
481 00:28:16 Except time’s notthe fourth dimension.
482 00:28:18 -It’s not?-No.
483 00:28:19 Not in any meaningfulEuclidean sense.
484 00:28:20 Oh, yeah, well,of course it’s not.
485 00:28:22 Incoming.
486 00:28:24 Incoming!
487 00:28:28 Mmm.
488 00:28:29 That’s what I thinkthat this is all about.
489 00:28:31 What, eating all the ice creamin the world
490 00:28:33 and not getting fat?
491 00:28:35 No, you showed me thiswhen you showed me the eagle.
492 00:28:37 I mean, think about it.
493 00:28:39 Most of life is just junk,right?
494 00:28:41 It’s-it’s filler.
495 00:28:42 -Hmm.-And then...
496 00:28:44 there’s these moments
497 00:28:46 when all the randomness turnsinto something perfect.
498 00:28:50 It’s like life’s droppingall the bullshit
499 00:28:53 just for a secondto show us how amazing
500 00:28:56 it could be all the timeif it wanted to.
501 00:28:59 Hmm. I don’t know.
502 00:29:01 I think maybe we’re supposedto become, like, better people.
503 00:29:05 Though I honestly don’t evenknow how that could be possible.
504 00:29:08 I mean, think about it.
505 00:29:09 We must miss so many of them.
506 00:29:11 All those tiny perfect things,
507 00:29:13 they’re just-- poof-- gone.
508 00:29:15 Lost forever.
509 00:29:18 But not today.
510 00:29:20 That is a disturbinglyinspirational idea, Mark.
511 00:29:23 But-- mmm-- I have to go.
512 00:29:32 Why do I always feel like,even though we’re stuck
513 00:29:34 in the same day together,I am never gonna see you again?
514 00:29:37 Because you watchtoo much Doctor Who.
515 00:29:40 Wait.What if we found them all?
516 00:29:45 -What do you mean?-All the perfect things
517 00:29:48 in this one town,in this one day...
518 00:29:52 We could collect them.
519 00:29:53 Like Pokémon?
520 00:29:55 Kind of like Pokémon.
521 00:29:58 We’d be like partners.
522 00:30:00 I mean, talk aboutseizing the day.
523 00:30:03 The day’s been seized.
524 00:30:05 It’s right here.It’s waiting for us.
525 00:30:07 Mark, you don’t understand,okay?
526 00:30:10 I’m not like you.
527 00:30:11 I don’t want to seize the day.
528 00:30:14 I just don’t want the dayto seize me.
529 00:30:18 Okay?
530 00:30:24 I’m just tryingto get through this.
531 00:30:27 So am I.
532 00:30:30 We’re not that different,Margaret.
533 00:30:33 We’re not like other people.
534 00:30:35 Everyone else getsa brand-new day every day,
535 00:30:37 but not us--this is the only one we have.
536 00:30:40 Sometimes I think,what if it’s not enough?
537 00:30:46 I just want itto mean something.
538 00:30:51 Besides, you know, it’s just us.
539 00:30:56 Everyone else is asleep.
540 00:31:12 MARGARET: You know what yousaid about the fourth dimension?
541 00:31:15 MARK:The one that’s not time?
542 00:31:16 MARGARET:Yeah. It’s still not time.
543 00:31:19 But I’ve been thinking aboutwhat it really is, and...
544 00:31:23 You know we havethree dimensions, right?
545 00:31:25 -Right?-Go on.
546 00:31:26 Okay, so now thinkabout your shadow.
547 00:31:28 Okay, your shadowis two-dimensional.
548 00:31:30 It’s flat.
549 00:31:31 So think about somethingthat would cast
550 00:31:33 a three-dimensional shadow--that’s the fourth dimension.
551 00:31:35 I mean, technically,we’re just the shadows
552 00:31:38 of four-dimensional people.
553 00:31:41 -Whoa.-Yeah.
554 00:31:47 Somebody actually figured outwhat a 4D cube would look like.
555 00:31:53 I taught myself how to draw it.
556 00:31:56 When I was little, I used tolook for it everywhere.
557 00:32:01 I mean, theoretically,it’s around us all the time.
558 00:32:04 We’re just not lookingin the right direction.
559 00:32:15 You could see everythingfrom in there.
560 00:32:19 And you could see inside things,you could never get lost.
561 00:32:21 It’s like the whole worldis a map of itself.
562 00:32:34 But I never found it.
563 00:32:38 I guess this is all there is.
564 00:32:42 So you just gave up?
565 00:32:43 Well, if the fourth dimensionwants to stop hiding
566 00:32:46 like a little bitch,it knows where to find me.
567 00:32:49 -
568 00:32:54 MARGARET:So, how are we gonna do it?
569 00:32:56 MARK:Do what?
570 00:32:58 MARGARET: Find theperfect things or whatever.
571 00:32:59 We need a methodology, right?
572 00:33:02 Like a... like a system?
573 00:33:04 Well, we want to be rigorousabout it, so maybe, like,
574 00:33:07 take a survey map of the townand, like, lay a grid over it
575 00:33:10 and split it up into squares,each square is a 24-hour log,
576 00:33:13 and then you could take half,and I...
577 00:33:14 Or we could just walk aroundlooking for cool stuff.
578 00:33:17 -Like partners?-Like allies.
579 00:33:20 Like the U.S. and Canada.
580 00:33:21 -And I’ll be...-I’m Canada.
581 00:33:22 -No, you can’t be Can---Too slow.
582 00:33:24 -I’m Canada.-Sir?
583 00:33:31 -You did not.-Oh, yes.
584 00:33:33 MARK:That was my thing.
585 00:33:35 That’s my thing.
586 00:33:36 -Well, I took your thing.-I showed you that.
587 00:33:38 I took it.
588 00:33:41 -
589 00:33:49 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
590 00:34:01 his Summer Bear
591 00:34:04 his little lungs with air
592 00:34:08 he didn’t care
593 00:34:36 upon the shore
594 00:34:41 had failed before
595 00:34:47 with that slender hair
596 00:34:51 she sent to me
597 00:34:54 wondering
598 00:34:56 have the courage to
599 00:35:06 -
600 00:35:10 I’m sorry.
601 00:35:13 emerged from the sea
602 00:35:17 from his journey
603 00:35:20 I’ve come for thee"
604 00:35:48 with that slender hair
605 00:35:52 she sent to me
606 00:35:55 -
607 00:35:57 have the courage to
608 00:35:59 -It’s on!-
609 00:36:13 You know all that mathyou’re supposed to be learning?
610 00:36:14 Maybe.
611 00:36:16 I’m gonna teach it to you.
612 00:36:17 No.
613 00:36:18 I can’t keep hanging outwith someone who’s ignorant
614 00:36:20 of basic logarithmic functions.
615 00:36:21 Mark, Mark, look at yourself.
616 00:36:23 You’re a nerd who sucks at math.
617 00:36:26 Where does that leave you?
618 00:36:27 So, the first thing
619 00:36:29 that you need to know about mathis that it’s always perfect.
620 00:36:34 If I don’t use this stufflater in life,
621 00:36:36 my fat, bitter middle-aged selfis gonna find you...
622 00:36:38 MARGARET:Look.
623 00:36:41 Mm.
624 00:36:49 Wow.
625 00:36:54 Can I tell you a secret?
626 00:36:56 Of course.
627 00:36:58 MARGARET: Sometimes I don’twant this day to end.
628 00:37:01 I just want timeto stay broken forever.
629 00:37:12 Have you ever seen Time Bandits?
630 00:37:15 What is that?
631 00:37:17 OMG, you’ve-you’ve never heardof Time Bandits?
632 00:37:20 -Don’t do that.-What?
633 00:37:22 Don’t say "OMG"like it’s a thing people say.
634 00:37:25 Okay, well, I mean,this is why time stopped--
635 00:37:27 so that you can see the greatest
636 00:37:29 -motion picture about time...-Mark, I have to go.
637 00:37:31 Okay, blow him off,just this once.
638 00:37:33 Okay? Jared willtotally forgive you.
639 00:37:35 -All right, just...-Mark, I just have to go, okay?
640 00:37:37 He’ll immediately forgive...You don’t even...
641 00:37:38 I-I got it.
642 00:37:40 SUPREME BEINGReturn the map.
643 00:37:42 Return what you have stolen.
644 00:37:46 You’re watchingTime Bandits again?
645 00:37:48 MARK:Yep, never gets old.
646 00:37:55 You’re getting better.
647 00:37:56 Thanks.
648 00:37:59 So, Mark, I know it’s late...
649 00:38:02 but I was hopingwe could have a talk.
650 00:38:08 About your future.
651 00:38:10 I’m so glad you brought that up,because I’ve actually
652 00:38:12 been consideringjoining the priesthood.
653 00:38:14 -Uh-huh. Okay.-Or...
654 00:38:16 the Space Force.
655 00:38:19 Better yet, the Space Priests.
656 00:38:22 Space Priests?
657 00:38:24 Right. Is that-- Do you have togo to seminary school
658 00:38:26 -and aeronautics schoolfor that? -Uh-huh.
659 00:38:29 Uh-huh. Okay. Right.
660 00:38:31 Well, I wouldn’t makeany snap decisions.
661 00:38:33 On that note...
662 00:38:35 -Oh, my God!-
663 00:38:38 MARK:So, who’s Jared?
664 00:39:03 HENRY: Just a little bitof sniper rifle.
665 00:39:05 MARK:So I met this girl.
666 00:39:07 -Her name’s Margaret... -Wait,wait, wait. You met a girl?
667 00:39:09 Yeah.
668 00:39:11 -When?-Couple days ago.
669 00:39:12 Dude, I saw you last night.
670 00:39:14 -You didn’t tell me anythingabout a girl. -I know.
671 00:39:15 I didn’t want to makea big deal out of it.
672 00:39:17 You don’t have tomake it a big deal.
673 00:39:18 -It is objectively big.-Okay, so, the point...
674 00:39:19 -It’s just, it’s not adding up.-The-the point is that
675 00:39:21 I never used to saythis kind of stuff before,
676 00:39:23 but I feellike we have a connection.
677 00:39:30 I’m sorry. This is justa continuity nightmare.
678 00:39:32 Every night, it’s 6:00 p.m.,we’re hanging out,
679 00:39:34 and boom-- she disappears.
680 00:39:36 Like a vampire.
681 00:39:39 -Actually, that’s more likea reverse vampire. -Okay.
682 00:39:40 Which is basically justa regular human, I mean...
683 00:39:43 -O-Okay. -Okay, then if shewon’t go on a date with you,
684 00:39:45 then just spend a day with her.
685 00:39:47 Did that.
686 00:39:48 Okay, then take heron a stealth date.
687 00:39:50 Just you two hanging out,no big deal,
688 00:39:53 and then bit by bit,by imperceptible degrees,
689 00:39:56 things getmore and more romantic.
690 00:39:59 And then bam!
691 00:40:01 You kiss her.
692 00:40:03 I don’t think that’s the soundeffect that I would go for...
693 00:40:06 -Okay, but you got to getthe kiss, though. -I know.
694 00:40:08 You just have totake her to a spot
695 00:40:10 that showsthat you really get her.
696 00:40:13 I mean, you do get her, right?
697 00:40:16 MARGARET:So, to be clear, this isn’t
698 00:40:18 -a perfect thing?-No, uh...
699 00:40:19 I thought it could be funto take a break.
700 00:40:21 Hmm. I feel a littlebait-and-switched here.
701 00:40:24 Gonna be fun.
702 00:40:27 You only live once.
703 00:40:29 Oh, I see what you did there.
704 00:40:40 You practiced that.
705 00:40:41 -Yeah, like a million times.-
706 00:40:44 MARGARET: Um, I don’t havegreat associations
707 00:40:47 with this gym,which will not be improved
708 00:40:49 if some security guardcomes in here and tases us.
709 00:40:51 Oh, it’s okay, I’ll justtell him it was all my idea.
710 00:40:53 This was your idea.
711 00:41:02 What?
712 00:41:04 BRUCE McCANDLESS II: Ah, we’regetting a picture on the TV.
713 00:41:07 BUZZ ALDRIN:You got a good picture, huh?
714 00:41:09 McCANDLESS: Uh, there’sa great deal of contrast in it,
715 00:41:12 and, uh, currently it’supside down on our monitor,
716 00:41:15 but we can make outa fair amount of detail.
717 00:41:25 Here, we got to put these on.
718 00:41:27 -Seriously?-Seriously.
719 00:41:43 McCANDLESS:Okay, Neil, we can see you
720 00:41:44 coming down the ladder now.
721 00:41:52 What?!
722 00:41:54 NEIL ARMSTRONG:Okay, I just checked
723 00:41:56 getting back up tothat first step, Buzz.
724 00:41:58 It’s, uh... the strut isn’tcollapsed too far,
725 00:42:01 but it’s adequateto get back up.
726 00:42:04 McCANDLESS:Roger. We copy.
727 00:42:06 ARMSTRONG:Takes a pretty good little jump.
728 00:42:14 That’s one small stepfor Margaret...
729 00:42:17 No, don’t ruin it.
730 00:42:22 You know the real flagfell over?
731 00:42:28 It got knocked downwhen they took off
732 00:42:30 to go back to Earth.
733 00:42:34 Maybe you could put it back up.
734 00:42:39 Space food?
735 00:42:50 What?
736 00:42:56 MARGARET: Come in,come in, come in, Mark.
737 00:43:11 Why did you do this?
738 00:43:13 I-I just had some time to kill.
739 00:43:15 No, you didn’t. Not really.
740 00:43:18 How did you do it?
741 00:43:20 Well, I had a lot of practice,for one.
742 00:43:22 And then I-I mayor may not have bribed
743 00:43:27 all of the kidsin the art department.
744 00:43:31 I just, I wanted to, um...
745 00:43:40 Uh, you know...
746 00:43:42 What?
747 00:43:51 There’s one more thing.
748 00:43:53 What?
749 00:43:56 We have to get back to Earth.
750 00:43:59 -How?-With a space shuttle.
751 00:44:01 Space shuttles are suborbital;
752 00:44:03 they don’t actually goto the moon.
753 00:44:12 MARK: I promise,you will not regret this.
754 00:44:19 MARGARET:No.
755 00:44:23 -Ah!
756 00:44:25 -I already regret this.-I wasn’t ready yet.
757 00:44:27 -Okay.-Okay.
758 00:44:30 -
759 00:44:40 MARGARET:Oh, no, no, no!
760 00:44:42 -MARGARET: Oh, my God! Ah!
761 00:44:44 JACK KING: 15 seconds,guidance is internal.
762 00:44:47 -12, 11, ten, nine...-Ah!
763 00:44:50 -Ignition sequence start.
764 00:44:53 Well, hang on!
765 00:44:54 Six, five, four,
766 00:44:56 -three, two, one, zero.-
767 00:45:00 All engines running.Liftoff!
768 00:45:03 We have a liftoff,32 minutes past the hour.
769 00:45:07 Liftoff...
770 00:45:26 And you wake up at exactlythe same time every morning,
771 00:45:30 except, you know,if you stayed up all night,
772 00:45:33 -you’d mess it up.-Right.
773 00:45:34 -You-you’d crash the system.-You’d think.
774 00:45:36 -Except you can’t!-Except you can’t.
775 00:45:38 Because something puts youto bed at midnight
776 00:45:40 -every night, like...-Mm-hmm.
777 00:45:42 -Ah. -It’s like you getkidnapped by some cosmic nanny.
778 00:45:46 It’s so creepy.
779 00:45:51 Is there anyone home?
780 00:45:53 Uh, no. My sister’sat violin practice,
781 00:45:57 and my dad hasold-person Pilates.
782 00:46:03 You want a...?
783 00:46:07 Why not?
784 00:46:30 Are these your parents?
785 00:46:32 Oh, uh, yeah.
786 00:46:34 Yeah, my mom works late tonight,
787 00:46:36 so I basically never see her,which is kind of
788 00:46:39 the hardest part about the...this whole thing.
789 00:46:42 -Hmm.-My dad recently quit his job
790 00:46:44 to write a not-that-interestingstory about the Civil War.
791 00:46:48 What about you?
792 00:46:50 What?
793 00:46:52 Your parents.
794 00:46:54 Old people that look like you.
795 00:46:56 Yeah.
796 00:46:57 -What do you want to do?-BOY It’s evil!
797 00:46:59 Don’t touch it!
798 00:47:06 So, at the end,why is Sean Connery
799 00:47:07 cosplaying as a fireman?
800 00:47:09 -It’s part of the mystery.-Hmm.
801 00:47:20 I have to pee.
802 00:47:24 Because beer.
803 00:47:26 You should probably do thatin the bathroom.
804 00:47:28 Yeah.
805 00:48:01 -It is completely...
806 00:48:03 hopeless. Okay.
807 00:48:13 Um, no. No, no, no. No. Uh...
808 00:48:16 -What is this?-No.
809 00:48:17 Hmm?
810 00:48:21 It’s a work in progress.
811 00:48:22 You made a map of everything.
812 00:48:24 -The whole day.-All the perfect things.
813 00:48:27 But you must have just done it,like, this morning.
814 00:48:29 Well, I-I draw itpretty much every day.
815 00:48:32 Wow.
816 00:48:33 Boys are so weird.
817 00:48:37 It’s really good.
818 00:48:41 Maybe you should goto art school.
819 00:48:44 This is gonna sound stupid,but I, uh...
820 00:48:48 sometimes I thinkif I stare at it long enough,
821 00:48:51 I’ll find something, like a...like a pattern.
822 00:48:55 -Hmm.-I never do.
823 00:48:57 That does sound pretty stupid.
824 00:48:58 Well, okay.
825 00:49:00 MARGARET:And "tree house"-- two words.
826 00:49:06 MARGARET:You made a map of us.
827 00:49:09 MARK: Too bad it’s justgonna get erased.
828 00:49:11 MARGARET:Yeah, it’s too bad.
829 00:49:30 I can’t.
830 00:49:35 -Oh, um, okay. Yeah, no.-I’m sorry.
831 00:49:38 I should go.
832 00:49:41 Yeah, Margaret,are you all right?
833 00:49:43 Why shouldn’t I be all right?
834 00:49:44 I mean, is-is this about Jared?
835 00:49:46 -No. -’Cause he’s notgonna call for, like,
836 00:49:48 -another four minutes.-Oh, my God.
837 00:49:49 -Can you just let that go?-I just feel like
838 00:49:51 there’s something that you’renot telling me, and I-I just
839 00:49:53 -want to let you know thatyou can. -Well, you’re wrong.
840 00:49:55 Okay? So too fucking bad.
841 00:50:01 Look, Mark...
842 00:50:05 -We’re castaways.
843 00:50:08 Except instead of an island,
844 00:50:10 we’re marooned in a day.
845 00:50:12 We’re stuck here together.
846 00:50:14 So I just think that
847 00:50:16 we need to be carefulto not mess it up.
848 00:50:21 The "perfect things" thing--that was great.
849 00:50:27 But maybe that’s enough.
850 00:50:33 I just think that maybewe should be friends.
851 00:50:37 And have fun with it.
852 00:50:44 I don’t want to.
853 00:50:48 Well, that’s all I got.
854 00:50:53 So take it or leave it.
855 00:51:01 Yeah, I guess I’ll take it.
856 00:51:07 I’ll call you tomorrow.
857 00:51:09 Today.
858 00:51:10 Tomorrow.
859 00:51:34 -
860 00:51:59 WEATHER REPORTERYou’re going to be looking
861 00:52:01 at the rain hitting groundmidnight tonight,
862 00:52:03 moving in from the coast.
863 00:52:05 Not expecting to have too muchin the way of wind, but...
864 00:52:08 Morning, Mark.
865 00:52:17 How’s Mom?
866 00:52:20 She’s... fine.
867 00:52:24 Good.
868 00:52:26 Loser.
869 00:52:29 MARK: It seemed likeshe was opening up.
870 00:52:30 You know? Seemed happy.
871 00:52:32 Not, like, happy-happy,but happy for Margaret.
872 00:52:35 That’s rough, bro.
873 00:52:37 She sounds likean awesome person.
874 00:52:39 MARK:Mm.
875 00:52:40 Nah, I’m joking.I literally have no idea
876 00:52:42 who you’re talking about.Oh, no!
877 00:52:44 -Shotgun, shotgun.-
878 00:52:45 -What am I doing?-Not in the face. No!
879 00:52:51 MARK:Those are imperial elites.
880 00:52:54 They have four arms.
881 00:52:56 It’s like bringing a shotgunto a maser fight.
882 00:52:59 Well, maybe it’s betterthis way, you know?
883 00:53:01 Maybe you were gonna havethis doomed toxic romance.
884 00:53:04 Hey, maybe you dodged a bullet.
885 00:53:05 Feelings for this one you have.
886 00:53:07 -MARK: Yep.-Mmm, I’m in love with this
887 00:53:09 -mystery girl, in love...-Okay. Enough, enough.
888 00:53:11 -Enough.-Of what, exactly?
889 00:53:13 This is the problem.I thought maybe if I went around
890 00:53:15 enough times, I’d get it right,but I guess not.
891 00:53:17 You know what,maybe it is like pi.
892 00:53:19 It’s just wake up,rejection, repeat.
893 00:53:23 Is that from Edge of Tomorrow?
894 00:53:25 Yeah, it is.
895 00:53:29 Nice.
896 00:53:34 DANIEL:Mark? Mark, is that you?
897 00:53:39 Oh, hey.
898 00:53:40 -I’m glad I caught you.-
899 00:53:43 Uh, I was just...
900 00:53:46 I was just hoping we couldtalk about your future.
901 00:53:49 Chubby Hubby?
902 00:53:52 Here’s the thing, Dad.
903 00:53:54 I don’t have a future.
904 00:53:56 You know, I’ve heard thatbefore from people your age,
905 00:53:59 and it’s pessimistic.
906 00:54:01 And frankly,I think it’s a little glib.
907 00:54:03 Well, I’m a little tired of
908 00:54:05 being the only one around herethat knows what’s going on.
909 00:54:08 Look, I know about the climate.
910 00:54:11 I’m... I am woke.
911 00:54:13 -Do not do that "okay, boomer"thing with me. -No.
912 00:54:15 That’s not...that’s not what I mean.
913 00:54:17 Bottom line...
914 00:54:20 art school is expensive,
915 00:54:22 and when you graduate,what happens?
916 00:54:25 I’m not gonna graduate, Dad.
917 00:54:27 No one is graduating,
918 00:54:28 because time is broken.
919 00:54:34 Sorry, metaphorically?
920 00:54:35 You have no idea what it’s like
921 00:54:37 to just have your futurecanceled for no reason.
922 00:54:40 And don’t lecture meabout art school
923 00:54:42 when you quit your jobto write some
924 00:54:44 midlife crisis vanity book.
925 00:54:46 I don’t think that’sentirely fair, Mark.
926 00:54:48 Why didn’t you justdye your hair?
927 00:54:51 Or, like,take a knife skills class?
928 00:54:53 Or-or just buy a Tesla, Dad.
929 00:54:58 Just buy a Tesla.
930 00:55:14 Could you please stop for a sec?
931 00:55:17 Just a second? Emma, Emma,could you please stop?
932 00:55:20 -I-I am begging you, please.-Okay.
933 00:55:22 Okay.
934 00:55:25 Thank you.
935 00:55:28 -So, did you talk to Dad?-What?
936 00:55:30 He’s been stalking you all day.
937 00:55:33 I may have yelled at him.
938 00:55:36 You yelled at Dad?
939 00:55:40 I may or may not have told himto purchase a Tesla.
940 00:55:45 Is that a euphemism?
941 00:55:47 No.
942 00:55:56 It’s just, when he quithis job, I thought,
943 00:55:59 "I get this.
944 00:56:01 He’s doing what he wants.He’s following his passion."
945 00:56:03 And then when I try and do it,
946 00:56:05 suddenly I’m lazyand irresponsible.
947 00:56:07 He didn’t quit.
948 00:56:11 You know Dad got fired, right?
949 00:56:15 I don’t think he messed upor anything.
950 00:56:18 They just didn’t need himanymore.
951 00:56:21 And he doesn’t wantto admit that,
952 00:56:23 because he’s insuch a shame spiral.
953 00:56:25 And Mom’s mad at himfor losing his job,
954 00:56:28 but she doesn’t wantto admit that
955 00:56:30 because it’d justcome across as too mean.
956 00:56:32 They’re just stuck right now.
957 00:56:37 Stuck.
958 00:56:39 I don’t even thinkhe minds you going
959 00:56:41 to that art school so much.
960 00:56:42 We just can’t afford it now.
961 00:56:47 How do you know all this?
962 00:56:49 Psychic powers.
963 00:56:52 Really?
964 00:56:53 No.
965 00:56:55 Because I think aboutother people besides myself.
966 00:56:58 You should try it sometime.
967 00:57:08 Hey, Em?
968 00:57:12 How’d your game go?
969 00:57:14 We lost, three to nothing.
970 00:57:18 I’m sorry.
971 00:57:20 Yeah.
972 00:57:22 Keep working on that.
973 00:57:24 -
974 00:57:29 -Uh, hi.-How can I help you?
975 00:57:31 Um, I’m-I’m inyour algebra class.
976 00:57:34 I-I just had a quick question.
977 00:57:36 I don’t thinkI’ve ever seen you before.
978 00:57:38 Yeah, yeah,I’ve been sick a lot.
979 00:57:40 Like, really a lot.
980 00:57:43 So, suppose, theoretically,that something happened to time.
981 00:57:47 Like, the flow of time.
982 00:57:50 Like, instead of goingin a straight line,
983 00:57:51 like, it-it just got stuckin a circle
984 00:57:54 and-and kept repeatingover and over.
985 00:57:56 -Wasn’t there a movie...-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
986 00:57:57 What I wanted to figure outis what could cause that.
987 00:58:00 I’ve been doing some research.
988 00:58:03 Could the Earth have falleninto a wormhole?
989 00:58:05 What?
990 00:58:08 I-I mean, I don’t think so.
991 00:58:11 What if it got acceleratedpast the speed of light?
992 00:58:14 No.
993 00:58:16 Is reality just a simulation?
994 00:58:18 That is unlikely but possible.
995 00:58:20 -Ancient curse?-No.
996 00:58:21 Cosmic nanny?
997 00:58:22 I don’t even knowwhat that means.
998 00:58:24 Is time just a big ball
999 00:58:25 of wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey stuff?
1000 00:58:27 Okay, that-that’s a quotefrom Doctor Who.
1001 00:58:30 I really don’t rememberseeing you in my class.
1002 00:58:32 What if we’re in hell?
1003 00:58:34 Like we did something bad
1004 00:58:36 and now we have to live thisone day forever as punishment?
1005 00:58:38 This conversation is somethinghow I imagine hell would be.
1006 00:58:41 Maybe your spiritual advisorwould be
1007 00:58:44 -a more appropriate person...-What about a singularity?
1008 00:58:47 You know, those black holethings where physics
1009 00:58:49 gets all weird?
1010 00:58:51 Yeah, I know whata singularity is.
1011 00:58:52 And, I mean, sure, in theory,
1012 00:58:55 a singularity could producea local temporal anomaly.
1013 00:58:58 So we would justhave to get out of it.
1014 00:59:01 Like, get on a plane...
1015 00:59:04 and fly out of it.
1016 00:59:06 Why not?Now, if you’ll excuse me,
1017 00:59:08 I have to go do the same thingI did yesterday
1018 00:59:11 and then forget about it.
1019 00:59:20 -
1020 00:59:22 Perfect thing alert.
1021 00:59:29 False alarm.
1022 00:59:32 I’m starting to thinkmaybe we found them all.
1023 00:59:36 Just had a theory thatwhen we found the last one,
1024 00:59:38 that time would start up again.
1025 00:59:40 I guess not.
1026 00:59:41 -To be honest,
1027 00:59:43 I’m kind of over the whole"perfect thing" thing.
1028 00:59:46 You realize it’s nevergonna be Christmas?
1029 00:59:49 Cool. You hate Christmas.
1030 00:59:51 Yeah, but I don’t wantto not have it.
1031 00:59:55 I just feel like screamingat everyone,
1032 00:59:57 "This isn’t real.You’re asleep.
1033 00:59:59 -Wake up."-What? Whoa.
1034 01:00:01 God, they’re like zombies.
1035 01:00:03 You’re a zombie.
1036 01:00:05 MARK: I’m serious, Margaret.It’s time.
1037 01:00:06 Oh, no, no, no, no.Trust me, Jason,
1038 01:00:08 -that’s more your thing.-Do I know you?
1039 01:00:10 -Why? -Why? It’s like you said,we’re stuck here.
1040 01:00:13 I didn’t mean "stuck" stuck.
1041 01:00:14 Everybody else is stuck.We’re free.
1042 01:00:17 Free from getting older,from going to school,
1043 01:00:20 -from climate change, cancer.-Okay, great. I get it.
1044 01:00:22 -Pink eye. Instagram.-What-what about all the stuff
1045 01:00:24 -that we don’t get to do?-Like what?
1046 01:00:26 Like grow up or--I don’t know-- be an astronaut?
1047 01:00:28 -Mission specialist.-Whatever.
1048 01:00:29 -What about all the thingsthat I want to be? -
1049 01:00:31 We’re saying goodbyeto the rest of our lives.
1050 01:00:33 We will never do anything thattakes longer than 16 hours.
1051 01:00:36 I can get a lot donein 16 hours.
1052 01:00:38 MAN:Hello. You can’t go in there!
1053 01:00:39 I feel like I’m livingin an Etch A Sketch.
1054 01:00:41 Everything I do gets undone,everything I fix
1055 01:00:44 just gets broken,and everything that I make--
1056 01:00:46 -it just disappears.-MAN: Hey.
1057 01:00:49 We’re thinking too small. Okay?
1058 01:00:51 We haven’t even snuck into a zooor ridden a Zamboni
1059 01:00:54 or ghost-riddenany cool new whips.
1060 01:00:55 -Oh.-Hey.
1061 01:00:57 -Public nudity...-Margaret.
1062 01:00:58 -...is always an option.-Margaret, stop.
1063 01:01:00 It is. I’m just saying.
1064 01:01:01 -Oh, thank you.-Margaret, you’re not listening.
1065 01:01:03 -What?-Margaret! Stop.
1066 01:01:07 This isn’t working.
1067 01:01:10 Is this ’cause I won’t kiss you?
1068 01:01:14 Why don’t you just kissone of them?
1069 01:01:17 ’Cause I don’t want to.
1070 01:01:28 Y’all will forgetabout this tomorrow.
1071 01:01:40 -Margaret.-Come on.
1072 01:01:42 MARGARET: I have somethingto make you feel better.
1073 01:01:45 I’ve been saving it.
1074 01:01:47 MARK:Do people live here?
1075 01:01:48 MARGARET:Mm-mm. It’s a show house.
1076 01:01:51 I guess they use itto make people, like,
1077 01:01:53 want to buy one of these.
1078 01:01:58 Mark.
1079 01:02:00 It’s perfect.
1080 01:02:02 -
1081 01:02:07 Okay. Ready? Oh!
1082 01:02:22 Whew.
1083 01:02:26 You know, even before this,
1084 01:02:29 I always thought there wassomething wrong with the world.
1085 01:02:33 Like, really broken.
1086 01:02:37 Not fixable.
1087 01:02:40 But nobody else saw it, so...
1088 01:02:44 I just walked around pretendingeverything was fine.
1089 01:02:48 And then what happened?
1090 01:02:50 Nothing. I still feel like that.
1091 01:02:52 But with you,I don’t have to pretend.
1092 01:02:58 I was talkingto my math teacher,
1093 01:03:00 and he said that we’re
1094 01:03:03 probably just in a singularityand if we go far enough,
1095 01:03:08 like, on a plane...
1096 01:03:12 ...we could get out of it.
1097 01:03:13 Are you really inthat much of a hurry?
1098 01:03:17 Like, "Hooray, it’s the future."
1099 01:03:24 It’s marriage counselingand global warming
1100 01:03:29 and colonoscopies and...
1101 01:03:32 student loans.
1102 01:03:37 And suddenly you’re 80,
1103 01:03:39 and you’re waitingfor your Zoloft prescription
1104 01:03:40 at a Rite Aidin your sweatpants wondering,
1105 01:03:42 "Where is that creeping senseof failure coming from?"
1106 01:03:45 Because it all went by so fast.
1107 01:03:49 And you never wrote that book,you know?
1108 01:03:53 Or kissed that girl or...went to Paris.
1109 01:03:58 It’s all over.
1110 01:04:00 And it wasn’t evenwhat you wanted.
1111 01:04:03 I mean, it’s notgonna be perfect.
1112 01:04:05 It’s the same stupid crap
1113 01:04:08 over and over again,just like in here.
1114 01:04:11 Yeah, but, I mean,you don’t actually think
1115 01:04:14 that this is living, do you?
1116 01:04:16 We’re stealing people’s lives.
1117 01:04:18 My dad is-is never gonna finishhis stupid Civil War novel.
1118 01:04:22 Henry’s never gonna finishWar Fight.
1119 01:04:27 my sister loses her soccer game
1120 01:04:31 three to nothing
1121 01:04:33 every day.
1122 01:04:35 We have all the timein the world.
1123 01:04:38 No, we don’t.
1124 01:04:40 This is not time.Time is the stuff that
1125 01:04:42 when you spend it,you don’t get it back.
1126 01:04:55 Okay.
1127 01:05:01 Um... "okay"?
1128 01:05:07 Okay, there’s-there’sa flight to Tokyo
1129 01:05:11 at 10:00 in the morning.
1130 01:05:13 Let’s go.
1131 01:05:19 If this works, our parentsare gonna freak out.
1132 01:05:22 Why Tokyo?
1133 01:05:24 I actually don’t thinkit matters.
1134 01:05:25 Just so long as we crossthe international date line,
1135 01:05:28 it’s automatically tomorrow.
1136 01:05:30 Though there’s a vending machineat the airport
1137 01:05:33 that sells puppies, so...
1138 01:05:34 I can’t afford puppies.
1139 01:05:36 I spent like 30 years ofmy allowance on these tickets.
1140 01:05:57 You nervous?’Cause I checked--
1141 01:05:59 this flight definitelydoes not crash.
1142 01:06:02 Don’t jinx it.
1143 01:06:06 You know, if this works,we’ll technically
1144 01:06:07 be saving the entire world.
1145 01:06:10 My sister said that I shouldthink about other people more,
1146 01:06:14 so I feel likesaving the entire planet
1147 01:06:17 is a pretty good start.
1148 01:06:19 You didn’t cure cancer, though.
1149 01:06:20 No.
1150 01:06:23 You know, when I was a kid,I used to call these eye muffs.
1151 01:06:31 Although, if you think about it,
1152 01:06:34 an asteroid could hitthe planet tomorrow.
1153 01:06:36 Like, maybe that’s whytime started looping.
1154 01:06:39 Because it’s the last daybefore the apocalypse
1155 01:06:41 and really,instead of saving the world,
1156 01:06:43 we’re actually justdestroying it, which would...
1157 01:06:51 Margaret, are you okay?
1158 01:06:57 Flight attendants,prepare doors for departure
1159 01:06:59 and cross-check.
1160 01:07:13 FLIGHT ATTENDANT:Sir.
1161 01:07:14 Take your seatand fasten your seat belt.
1162 01:07:16 -I, uh... I...-Please take your seat, sir.
1163 01:07:18 -Sir, please, sir,
1164 01:07:19 take your seatand fasten your seat belt.
1165 01:09:36 WEATHER REPORTERYou’re going to be looking
1166 01:09:38 at the rain hitting groundmidnight tonight,
1167 01:09:40 moving in from the coast.
1168 01:09:42 We’re not expectingto have too much...
1169 01:09:43 Morning, Mark.
1170 01:09:53 What?
1171 01:09:54 Thought you were gonnacall me a loser.
1172 01:09:59 No.
1173 01:10:02 You were thinking it, though.
1174 01:10:04 Yeah.
1175 01:10:10 Hey, Dad, how’s your book going?
1176 01:10:17 It’s-it’s great.
1177 01:10:20 I mean, the scopeof the Civil War is just...
1178 01:10:22 you know, we can’t evengrasp it today.
1179 01:10:24 Do you know more Americansdied at Spotsylvania
1180 01:10:26 than on Omaha Beach?
1181 01:10:31 I... do now.
1182 01:10:32 As I’ve mentioned,
1183 01:10:34 smallpox, tuberculosis,diphtheria--
1184 01:10:36 the casualtieswere unimaginable.
1185 01:10:38 And the thing is, the war couldhave ended so much earlier,
1186 01:10:41 especially if McClellanhad just pressed through.
1187 01:10:43 After Antietam...
1188 01:10:44 -DANIEL: Go, Emma!
1189 01:10:50 She’s not gonna make it.
1190 01:10:52 -MAN: Go, go, go, go!-MAN 2: Go! Cover! Go!
1191 01:11:01 -Goal!
1192 01:11:12 WOMAN:Go, Emma!
1193 01:11:31 I won!
1194 01:11:33 -I won!-
1195 01:12:11 And Mark again.
1196 01:12:12 -72.-That is correct.
1197 01:12:14 Ah. What’s got into you?
1198 01:12:15 -On fire today.-
1199 01:12:17 Isn’t that a movie where,like, Bill Murray’s
1200 01:12:19 stuck in the same day?
1201 01:12:20 -Groundhog Day.-Oh!
1202 01:12:32 -There he is.-Hey.
1203 01:12:35 -Good luck.-
1204 01:12:42 -Oh! Go for it!-
1205 01:12:46 You’re gonna be okay, man.
1206 01:12:48 This stuff happens all the time.
1207 01:12:50 So, was that "Tony Hawk,"like the bird?
1208 01:14:04 JARED:I’m just a phone call away.
1209 01:14:56 Mom.
1210 01:15:02 HENRY:And just a...
1211 01:15:04 BOTH:...little bit of sniper rifle.
1212 01:15:06 -Oh, oh, you got him on theleft? -I got him on the left.
1213 01:15:07 -Okay. -Okay, dude, listen.We’re stuck in a time loop.
1214 01:15:10 You, me, everybody, same day’srepeating over and over again.
1215 01:15:13 -What? -Like in Groundhog Dayand Edge of Tomorrow,
1216 01:15:15 except only me and this girlMargaret know about it,
1217 01:15:17 and we were sort of almostboyfriend and girlfriend,
1218 01:15:18 but not really,and then we broke up,
1219 01:15:20 and you won’t rememberany of this because your brain
1220 01:15:22 keeps getting erased.
1221 01:15:24 Oh.
1222 01:15:26 Wait, dude,you had a girlfriend?
1223 01:15:27 Not really.
1224 01:15:29 Well, what’s she like?
1225 01:15:31 She’s amazing.
1226 01:15:33 She told me this story abouthow, when she was a little kid,
1227 01:15:37 she was always looking for
1228 01:15:38 the fourth dimension.
1229 01:15:40 It sounds cheesy,but when I met her,
1230 01:15:43 it was kind of like I found it.
1231 01:15:45 There was just moreto everything
1232 01:15:47 than I’d ever seen before.
1233 01:15:49 And there was more to me, too.
1234 01:15:52 And there always had been.I just never...
1235 01:15:56 realized ituntil Margaret showed it to me.
1236 01:16:01 Nah, bro, she sounds amazing.
1237 01:16:03 Oh, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no.
1238 01:16:10 Well, if you’re allfourth-dimensional now,
1239 01:16:12 how come she dumped you?
1240 01:16:14 That’s the thing-- I thoughteverything was perfect,
1241 01:16:16 but there was more to the storythan that.
1242 01:16:21 I thought it was a love storyand I was the hero, but...
1243 01:16:26 wasn’t about me.
1244 01:16:28 It wasn’t my story at all.
1245 01:16:35 It was Margaret’s.
1246 01:17:07 MARGARET’S MOM:What are you thinking about?
1247 01:17:12 Just this boy.
1248 01:17:19 I messed that up.
1249 01:17:21 It’s never too late.
1250 01:17:23 I mean, unless you’re dyingof cancer,
1251 01:17:26 but not until then.
1252 01:17:36 MARGARET:You know, even before this,
1253 01:17:39 I always thought there wassomething wrong with the world.
1254 01:17:42 Like, really broken.
1255 01:17:48 You know, not fixable.
1256 01:17:50 But nobody else could see it.
1257 01:17:54 So I just walked aroundpretending everything was fine.
1258 01:19:35 Are you Henry?
1259 01:19:38 I think I can help you.
1260 01:19:40 -So, you’re a friend of Mark’s?-Yes!
1261 01:19:43 Yep.
1262 01:19:45 That’s funny, becausehe never mentioned you.
1263 01:19:48 Where did you two meet?
1264 01:19:49 Uh, temporal anomaly.
1265 01:19:53 Cool. Cool.
1266 01:19:56 So, if we’re ina temporal anomaly,
1267 01:19:58 how many times have we hadthis conversation?
1268 01:20:00 First time.
1269 01:20:03 Right.
1270 01:20:05 Okay, so, and...
1271 01:20:07 what are you doing here?
1272 01:20:09 MARGARET:I’m saving your ass, obviously.
1273 01:20:12 HENRY:And the dog?
1274 01:20:14 Oh, that’s not my dog.
1275 01:20:15 His name’s Chewbarka.
1276 01:20:16 There’s these posters for himall over town.
1277 01:20:18 I think he jumped out of a vanon the way to the vet,
1278 01:20:21 and I’ve been lookingfor him forever.
1279 01:20:24 And then suddenly,there he was, just like that.
1280 01:20:29 But it doesn’t matter.
1281 01:20:31 Because tomorrow, he’ll justbe lost all over again.
1282 01:20:37 Mark was right-- everythingwe fix just gets broken again.
1283 01:20:42 Okay, so, I don’t understandwhat you’re saying...
1284 01:20:45 Wait. Did you use the shotgun?
1285 01:20:47 Yeah, you need the grenadelauncher attachment, though.
1286 01:20:48 -There’s a grenade launcher?-Yeah.
1287 01:20:52 -It launches grenades.-
1288 01:20:54 Boom!
1289 01:21:00 I’ve died so many timesdoing that.
1290 01:21:02 Yeah, that’s the thing.
1291 01:21:06 Death, it’s so terrible.
1292 01:21:08 So terrible to lose someone.
1293 01:21:11 And if you don’t face it,
1294 01:21:14 if you don’t deal with it,then...
1295 01:21:18 ...you just end uplosing yourself, too.
1296 01:21:22 Are we still talkingabout War Fight?
1297 01:21:26 Yeah.
1298 01:21:29 Yeah, you can take it from here.
1299 01:21:37 HENRY:Oh, my God.
1300 01:21:39 It’s the key.
1301 01:21:44 Whoa, it’s the map.
1302 01:21:47 I was so lost before,
1303 01:21:50 but it all makes sense now.
1304 01:21:52 MARGARET:Oh, no.
1305 01:21:57 What?
1306 01:21:59 It’s something...
1307 01:22:02 It’s something Mark said.
1308 01:22:08 I think Mark might have beenright about something.
1309 01:22:11 That doesn’t sound like Mark.
1310 01:22:12 No.
1311 01:22:15 Sorry, I think I have to go.
1312 01:22:16 -I have to go check something.-Wait.
1313 01:22:18 -What?-Watch Chewbarka.
1314 01:22:19 eat me last
1315 01:22:22 I love you.
1316 01:22:25 -What?
1317 01:22:30 MARK: Sometimes I feel like,if I stare at it long enough,
1318 01:22:33 something will happen, like,a-almost a pattern or something.
1319 01:22:52 has changed
1320 01:23:09 -
1321 01:23:17 eat me last
1322 01:23:21 in high contrast
1323 01:23:45 There’s something missing.
1324 01:23:49 And it’s time.
1325 01:23:53 Time.
1326 01:24:36 eat me last
1327 01:24:39 in high contrast
1328 01:24:42 No way.
1329 01:24:53 There’s one missing.
1330 01:25:01 has changed...
1331 01:25:10 Seven...
1332 01:25:22 7:00 at the pool.
1333 01:25:27 Pool.
1334 01:25:33 -MARGARET: You’re up.-MARGARET’S MOM: Mm.
1335 01:25:36 MARGARET:Are you okay?
1336 01:25:38 It’s a relative term.
1337 01:25:45 I thought we’d haveso much more time.
1338 01:25:48 I know.
1339 01:25:50 But you will be all right.
1340 01:25:57 I don’t know.
1341 01:26:01 I don’t know if I can do this.
1342 01:26:03 MARGARET’S MOM:Listen to me,
1343 01:26:05 because I’m oldand I know things.
1344 01:26:11 It’s true thatwe’re losing time every day,
1345 01:26:13 all the time,
1346 01:26:14 until one day it’s all gone.
1347 01:26:17 But you’re gaining it, too.
1348 01:26:19 Every second,
1349 01:26:21 perfect moments,one after the other,
1350 01:26:24 until, by the end,you have your whole life.
1351 01:26:29 You have everything.
1352 01:26:31 And it costs you everything.
1353 01:26:35 But it’s worth it.
1354 01:26:40 I promise that it’s worth it.
1355 01:26:54 You’re still here.
1356 01:27:01 Uh...
1357 01:27:34 The plane thing didn’t work.
1358 01:27:41 You were rightabout the map, though.
1359 01:27:43 There is a pattern.
1360 01:27:45 It’s just not finished yet.
1361 01:27:48 There’s one more perfect moment.
1362 01:27:50 Right.
1363 01:27:53 I will keep a lookout.
1364 01:27:56 MARGARET: I’m serious.I think that there’s one more
1365 01:27:58 and that’s the key,
1366 01:28:00 and once we find it, that’s it.
1367 01:28:02 -It’s all over.-
1368 01:28:03 Margaret, I...
1369 01:28:06 saw you go to the hospital.
1370 01:28:12 I’m...
1371 01:28:15 not gonna...
1372 01:28:17 try and take you away from her.
1373 01:28:20 I can’t do that.
1374 01:28:32 Before this all happened,I went to go see her,
1375 01:28:35 and they told me thatit was her time,
1376 01:28:38 that it was over.
1377 01:28:40 And that night, all I couldthink about was that
1378 01:28:43 tomorrow can’t come yet;I’m not ready.
1379 01:28:45 I’m not ready to not have a mom.
1380 01:28:51 I just wanted time to stop.
1381 01:28:58 And it worked.
1382 01:29:01 Mm-hmm.
1383 01:29:07 -Yeah.-
1384 01:29:11 And I was so happy about it.
1385 01:29:14 I just wanted to stayin that moment, you know?
1386 01:29:19 And then the really weird thingwas that you showed up,
1387 01:29:21 and I didn’t knowwhere you came from
1388 01:29:23 and why it was you, and...
1389 01:29:25 and, um, now I think I know why.
1390 01:29:28 I think it’s because, you know,when it’s time to go,
1391 01:29:32 I wouldn’t have to go alone.
1392 01:29:37 Okay.
1393 01:29:39 And it’s time.
1394 01:29:43 And it’s not gonna be perfect.
1395 01:29:45 You know, we’re never gonnafind the fourth dimension
1396 01:29:48 or cure cancer or fix the world.
1397 01:29:50 The point is,is that I was wrong.
1398 01:29:56 We’re the ones sleeping.
1399 01:29:58 Everyone else is awake,and it’s just us dreaming.
1400 01:30:03 I know it’s gonna hurtreally bad...
1401 01:30:07 ...but I think thatI have to wake up now.
1402 01:30:13 I think that this is the moment.
1403 01:30:16 Right now.
1404 01:30:18 And I don’t want to miss it.
1405 01:30:28 That was kind of perfect.
1406 01:30:32 There was a hair in my mouth.
1407 01:30:37 Kiss me again?
1408 01:31:42 Goodbye, Mom.
1409 01:32:11 MARK:You ready?
1410 01:32:15 MARGARETI don’t know.
1411 01:32:57 -
1412 01:34:46 -
1413 01:34:56 to 1992
1414 01:35:06 to 1992
1415 01:35:34 to 1992
1416 01:35:44 to 1992
