圣诞老人2 The Santa Clause 2(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:23 -I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar!- What is it?
2 00:00:26 Strong reading fromunderneath the cap rock, sir!
3 00:00:29 - Possible oil flow?- Still analysing.
4 00:00:39 Sounds like...
5 00:00:45 Tiny hammers.
6 00:01:17 Let's go skating!
7 00:03:01 - They're coming right at us!- Take us to Elfcon three!
8 00:03:04 Take us to Elfcon three.
9 00:03:24 These guys aren't stopping.
10 00:03:26 - Take us to Elfcon two!- Let's go to Elfcon two.
11 00:04:07 We have a partridgein a pear tree.
12 00:04:09 You take us to Elfcon one.Let's rig for silent running.
13 00:04:13 - Look alive, everybody!- OK, we're at Elfcon one.
14 00:04:45 - I lost it!- What do you mean?
15 00:04:47 Wait!
16 00:04:50 What the...?
17 00:04:56 Sir, you're gonnawant to hear this.
18 00:05:02 You better not cry
19 00:05:04 You better not poutand I'm telling you why
20 00:05:07 Find out wherethat music's coming from.
21 00:05:19 Santa, I've got heron the locator.
22 00:05:32 He knows whenyou are sleeping
23 00:05:36 He knows when you're awake
24 00:05:39 He knows if you'vebeen bad or good
25 00:05:43 So be good for goodness'...
26 00:05:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah#&Yeah, yeah, yeah&
27 00:05:47 # You better watch out
28 00:05:49 # You better not cry
29 00:05:51 You better not pout
30 00:05:53 And I'm telling you why
31 00:05:55 Santa Clausis coming to tow-...
32 00:06:02 - What now?- It's just gone.
33 00:06:05 In the middle of the chorus!
34 00:06:06 Nobody needs toknow about this.
35 00:06:08 Maybe we should mention theSmokey Robinson thing, sir.
36 00:06:12 We're at Elfcon four. All clear.
37 00:06:16 Curtis, what do you say we getyou headphones this Christmas?
38 00:06:19 It's all right, everybody.Back to work.
39 00:06:22 Curtis, you're 900 years old.Grow up!
40 00:06:26 Bernard.
41 00:06:33 You know I didn't breakany of the rules -
42 00:06:35 according to The Santa Handbook.
43 00:06:37 The handbook! Curtis, do yougo pee-pee with that thing?
44 00:06:41 It says elves are encouragedto listen to music.
45 00:06:43 It makes them more creative,
46 00:06:48 Look out!
47 00:06:59 - It's OK.- Let's go!
48 00:07:03 Is he all right?
49 00:07:05 Wow! That's gonna leave a mark.
50 00:07:09 Is that Blitzen?Looks like Prancer.
51 00:07:11 - Who is that?- It was Chet.
52 00:07:14 A reindeer in training.
53 00:07:18 Well, please tell methat it's early in his training.
54 00:07:21 Nice fall.
55 00:07:24 - When are you gonna tell him?- Not now!
56 00:07:49 It's cold up here.How can you not be freezing?
57 00:07:51 You have not seen cold till yousee where my dad lives. It's...
58 00:07:54 Don't be embarrassed.My parents are divorced.
59 00:07:57 - No big deal.- I'm not embarrassed.
60 00:07:59 - Why don't you talk about your dad?- He doesn't like me to.
61 00:08:01 - It's complicated.- Is he a spy?
62 00:08:03 No, he...
63 00:08:05 He works with toys and these...
64 00:08:08 Iittle people. Kids.
65 00:08:12 Can we just dowhat we came here to do?
66 00:08:14 Sure.
67 00:08:20 All right.
68 00:08:22 Charlie, this isreally dangerous.
69 00:08:25 Someone could catch usat any moment.
70 00:08:28 Kinda exciting.
71 00:08:30 Well, you know, Danielle, I maynot come out of this alive.
72 00:08:34 So, in case we don'tsee each other again...
73 00:08:42 Aagghh!
74 00:08:47 Are you OK?
75 00:08:51 Oof!
76 00:09:15 - Almost done.- OK. I'm not leaving.
77 00:09:20 # I've been a naughty boy
78 00:09:23 # I didn't get a toy
79 00:09:27 # Santa Claus left nothingunderneath my tree
80 00:09:33 # He knows that I've been bad
81 00:09:37 # But being good just ain't my bag...
82 00:09:51 Hello, Charlie.
83 00:09:54 Hello, Principal Newman.
84 00:10:01 OK, try it now.
85 00:10:07 OK, all right.Here's what we need.
86 00:10:10 Get one more bolt on that flangeand it's ready for Christmas.
87 00:10:14 Good work, guys. Whew!
88 00:10:17 Perfect job on suspension,you guys.
89 00:10:19 Thinkin' outside the box.I love it.
90 00:10:24 - Do you want a cookie, Santa?- Do I want a cookie?
91 00:10:28 Yes! What's fresh?
92 00:10:31 Sweet, just like you.
93 00:10:41 Alexander, let's think.
94 00:10:44 Take the hat off.
95 00:10:48 Too much counterweight.
96 00:10:50 Thanks, Santa. You're the man.
97 00:10:52 That's why they give me the bigbelly, so I don't fall over!
98 00:10:57 Hey, Joey! How's thatstatic-free-tinsel coming?
99 00:11:01 Hey, guys, Santa wants tosee the new tinsel.
100 00:11:12 I could come up there and takecare of this the ugly way.
101 00:11:15 Or... we go outsideand play some football.
102 00:11:23 Curtis, you need totell him right now!
103 00:11:26 I don't know.He's so happy right now.
104 00:11:29 Why do I have to bethe one to tell him?!
105 00:11:31 Because I'm the head elf.I don't give bad news.
106 00:11:34 It's one of the perksof my seniority.
107 00:11:37 Now, tell him!
108 00:11:58 Come on, pork chop. Bring it on.
109 00:12:01 Who you callin' pork chop,meatloaf?
110 00:12:04 Meatloaf?!
111 00:12:06 You wanna talk some trash?I'll talk trash with ya.
112 00:12:08 - But first, I'm gonna blitz.- Ready, set!
113 00:12:12 - I'm comin' after you, buddy.- Seven swans a-swimming!
114 00:12:15 Six geese a-laying!
115 00:12:17 Five golden rings!
116 00:12:20 Hike!
117 00:12:23 Who's got the ball?I can see it. Let go of me.
118 00:12:25 He's too quick! He spins!He moves! He's on the way!
119 00:12:28 And he might go all the...
120 00:12:32 way!
121 00:12:34 Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'!
122 00:12:36 Oh, they pile on!
123 00:12:42 OK, you win!
124 00:12:51 You guys aren't elves.You're wizards!
125 00:12:53 No matter how many times you runthat play I never see it comin'.
126 00:12:57 Santa? We need to talk.
127 00:13:10 That's weird, isn't it?
128 00:13:12 - These fit yesterday.- Hot cocoa for you.
129 00:13:15 This is not a good time, Abby.
130 00:13:17 I sent Dasher downfor some Brazilian cocoa beans.
131 00:13:22 - What's the bad news?- What do you mean?
132 00:13:26 Whenever you play the designerbean card, you have bad news.
133 00:13:34 What you doing withthe naughty-and-nice list?
134 00:13:37 Just don't shoot the messenger.
135 00:13:42 - It's... Charlie.- Sheen?
136 00:13:46 - I thought he straightened out.- Not that Charlie.
137 00:13:53 My Charlie. My son Charlie?He's on the naughty list?
138 00:13:59 - There's gotta be a mistake.- We don't make mistakes.
139 00:14:02 I'm sorry, Santa.Please excuse me.
140 00:14:06 How could this happen? Is thiswhat you were trying to tell me?
141 00:14:10 Great! You told him! Let's getyou dressed for that meeting.
142 00:14:13 I can't have the meeting here.I'm gonna have to see Charlie.
143 00:14:17 - Number two, tell him now.- Tell me what, guys? Come clean.
144 00:14:21 - Santa, there's a clause.- That would be me.
145 00:14:24 No, I mean there's anotherSanta clause.
146 00:14:26 In case you haven'tnoticed - this time of year,
147 00:14:29 the malls are filled withother "Santa Clauses".
148 00:14:31 Yes, but there's anotherSanta clause.
149 00:14:34 There was a first clause,and a second clause.
150 00:14:37 Get on with it!
151 00:14:40 When the last Santa fell off your roofand you put on his coat, you found this.
152 00:14:45 Right. "He who wears the coat
153 00:14:47 takes on the responsibilitiesof Santa Claus."
154 00:14:50 And the restwould be history, right?
155 00:14:52 But it seems our number two elf,the keeper of the handbook,
156 00:14:57 overlooked the singlemost important detail
157 00:15:01 in the history of Christmas!
158 00:15:03 Wow! One mistake in 900 years.
159 00:15:07 Look.
160 00:15:10 - I can't see that.- Better now?
161 00:15:12 - Or now?- Well...
162 00:15:14 - Better now?- It's gettin' there.
163 00:15:16 - Or now?- I can't see anything.
164 00:15:20 I see. Good, good, good.I see it. OK.
165 00:15:23 "The card holder acknowledgesa woman of his choosing..."
166 00:15:26 "True love... Not validin the state of Utah..."
167 00:15:31 "Holy...
168 00:15:34 matrimony?!"
169 00:15:36 - I gotta get married!- Yes.
170 00:15:39 It's... the Mrs clause.
171 00:15:45 What if I don't wantto get married?
172 00:15:49 Oh, dear. The de-Santificationprocess has begun!
173 00:15:52 The de-Santification?
174 00:15:55 Are you telling me that clausesays if I don't get married...
175 00:16:00 I don't get to beSanta any more?
176 00:16:06 Wh-... what about the kids?
177 00:16:10 What about the elves?
178 00:16:14 - What about you guys?- It's not completely hopeless.
179 00:16:17 You still have timeto find a wife.
180 00:16:19 - How much time do I have?- 28 days.
181 00:16:23 28 days? So I've gotta...find a wife by Christmas.
182 00:16:26 Actually, Christmas Eve.
183 00:16:32 - I guess it's over.- No! You can't think that way!
184 00:16:35 Please, don't give up hope.
185 00:16:39 Cos if you do, then we have to.
186 00:16:57 Christmas is gettingvery complicated.
187 00:17:00 Santa?
188 00:17:03 Santa?
189 00:17:04 - Are you with us?- I'm sorry, yes. Yes, I am.
190 00:17:08 Well, on behalf of Father Time andthe Council of Legendary Figures,
191 00:17:13 I'd like to thank you for beingsuch a gracious host.
192 00:17:16 - Hear, hear.- What a lovely place.
193 00:17:19 Without further ado, let usconvene the year-end conference.
194 00:17:23 - Tooth Fairy.- Thank you, Mother Nature.
195 00:17:26 Fellow Council members,
196 00:17:27 I'd like to again proposea new name for myself.
197 00:17:30 - Oh, please!- Good heavens!
198 00:17:34 In the past, you have rejectedTooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth.
199 00:17:37 - Because they stunk.- Today, I'd like to submit...
200 00:17:40 - Captain Floss.- Nice!
201 00:17:42 - Plaque Man. And Roy.- Roy! No.
202 00:17:46 No kid's gonna put a tooth undera pillow for a man named Roy.
203 00:17:50 This from someone in a diaperwho shoots people's butts!
204 00:17:52 Wait a minute. I got it.I got it. I got it.
205 00:17:54 Now, how about this?The Molarnator.
206 00:17:57 The Molarnator! I like it.
207 00:18:00 Thank you, Santa. Can wevote now on the Molarnator?
208 00:18:02 All in favour of a name changefor Tooth Fairy?
209 00:18:06 All right. And all opposed?
210 00:18:09 Easter Bunny?
211 00:18:12 - Sandman?- Wha-...?
212 00:18:14 What happened?Was I asleep again?
213 00:18:17 Name change for the Tooth Fairy.Yes or no?
214 00:18:20 No. I'm sorry.
215 00:18:23 All right. Next item on theagenda. Santa? Status report.
216 00:18:26 OK. First, welcome to the NorthPole. Great to have you here.
217 00:18:30 This is our big time of year,so things are busy as usual.
218 00:18:33 There's a little speed bumpin the road this year.
219 00:18:36 - You all know Charlie.- I love Charlie!
220 00:18:39 - Great kid.- Good boy.
221 00:18:41 - Sweet kid.- Good teeth.
222 00:18:43 Well, Charlie...got himself on the naughty list.
223 00:18:46 - What?!- Oh, my!
224 00:18:48 I'm struggling with the timing,cos it's...
225 00:18:51 I gotta be up here and I've alsogot to take care of Charlie...
226 00:18:54 That's every parent's dilemma:
227 00:18:56 how to balancework and children.
228 00:18:59 Most people lose sleep over that.
229 00:19:01 Tell me about it! I have 33,000offspring. All in private school.
230 00:19:08 Well, to top it off... I have to getmarried by Christmas Eve.
231 00:19:12 - What?!- Otherwise I stop being Santa.
232 00:19:15 - What?!- No!
233 00:19:16 The de-Santification processhas already begun.
234 00:19:19 Wait a minute.
235 00:19:21 You do look thinner, and...
236 00:19:23 - Your beard is shorter! Right?- You're right!
237 00:19:26 Apparently,it's called the Mrs clause.
238 00:19:29 Don't mess with me, Santa.I'm pre-El Ni'no.
239 00:19:31 No, I'm not messing withanybody. What I'm saying is...
240 00:19:35 I have to find a wife in...
241 00:19:36 27 days, 20 hoursand 1 7 minutes.
242 00:19:42 It's what I do.
243 00:19:45 Wait a minute. Cupid!Cupid, come over here.
244 00:19:47 - What do you need?- Shoot me with a dart.
245 00:19:49 - Then I'll fall in love.- First of all, they're arrows.
246 00:19:53 Second of all, no can do.
247 00:19:54 - Why not?- Arrows have no effect on us.
248 00:19:57 If they did, I would have shotmyself, met a nice girl,
249 00:20:00 Ieft the business years ago.
250 00:20:02 - Enough with the questions.- You can't stop being Santa.
251 00:20:05 I don't want to.
252 00:20:06 Kids are 86 per cent happiersince you've taken the job.
253 00:20:09 - He's right.- This is all I want to do.
254 00:20:12 But what am I gonna do?
255 00:20:15 Well, you...
256 00:20:17 You can't be two places at once.
257 00:20:21 Maybe you can be.
258 00:20:23 OK, everyone, can I get theroom for a minute? Thank you.
259 00:20:26 Can I just...? One minute.Take a cocoa break.
260 00:20:29 Have a nice long break.Relax, everyone.
261 00:20:32 I want to show Santa some improvementson the pantograph. Thanks.
262 00:20:35 Walk with me. I've tripled the RAMand reconfigured the circuitry.
263 00:20:41 I see you've externalisedthe power source
264 00:20:44 to make better use ofthe electromagnetic energy.
265 00:20:46 No, it's just therecos it looks really cool.
266 00:20:49 Yeah, it does.
267 00:20:51 Wait a minute.You tripled the RAM.
268 00:20:54 I see where this is going. I amnot getting in that machine.
269 00:20:57 Besides, creating a copy ofSanta won't solve our problems.
270 00:21:01 - The elves'll know.- But this would be a special toy!
271 00:21:05 - How's that, Curtis?- I added a fuzzy logic circuit.
272 00:21:08 The duplicate will lookand think just like you.
273 00:21:11 When you're with your family, dealingwith Charlie, looking for a wife...
274 00:21:14 The toy will be up here meltingin front of my fireplace.
275 00:21:17 No, the toy Santa will bedealing with business up here.
276 00:21:20 I can deal withbusiness up here.
277 00:21:22 Santa, if the elves find outwe've made a switch...
278 00:21:26 No! No!This machine is not the answer.
279 00:21:33 You! Shoo!
280 00:21:56 Look, you can't getmuch better than that.
281 00:22:00 And I promise -it won't hurt a bit.
282 00:22:09 - I'm goin' in.- I can't watch this!
283 00:23:05 It's perfect!
284 00:23:09 That's because it's me,Einstein.
285 00:23:13 - Are you all right?- Yeah, I got a shock in there.
286 00:23:16 Is there supposed to be a shock?
287 00:23:21 It's naked!
288 00:23:27 Throw something over it.
289 00:23:29 - It's incredible!- Yes, it is.
290 00:23:36 Can he talk?
291 00:23:40 Hello?
292 00:23:45 Hello?
293 00:23:47 Hello?
294 00:23:56 - Not bad.- Not bad yourself.
295 00:24:01 I can't put my finger on it, butthere's something about you I like.
296 00:24:05 There's somethingabout you that I like!
297 00:24:10 - Watch him. I'll be right back.- He's coming right back.
298 00:24:18 - Bernard, I s your help.- What do you mean?
299 00:24:20 I mean I gotta go see Charlie
300 00:24:22 and I want you toconvince the elves...
301 00:24:25 that... toy Santa is me.
302 00:24:27 - Hm. Have you seen that thing?- I've seen it.
303 00:24:30 Keep the elvesat a distance and tell them...
304 00:24:32 that I've changed my look,it'll work.
305 00:24:35 Santa, we're inway over our heads here.
306 00:24:37 If anybody can do this,it's you, number one.
307 00:24:40 I... I'm not gonna lie to all the elves.
308 00:24:43 I myself think he looksabsolutely terrific!
309 00:24:46 Better and fresher somehowthan he has in years.
310 00:24:50 There's now a more suppleveneer to his skin
311 00:24:53 and an added lustreto the thickness of his hair.
312 00:24:55 You could almost saythere's a...
313 00:24:58 a toy-like quality to him.
314 00:25:00 Most importantly, he's veryhappy with his new look,
315 00:25:03 and I would caution you allnot to point or stare
316 00:25:07 or use the word "plastic".
317 00:25:09 OK? OK.
318 00:25:10 Thank you. That's all.Back to work, please.
319 00:25:21 Comet, because I don'twant to take Prancer.
320 00:25:24 I want to take a trip with you.When's the last time we had a cruise?
321 00:25:27 I love you, buddy.
322 00:25:29 Besides, Prancer had too manyapples. We know what that means.
323 00:25:33 Before you go,take a look at your watch.
324 00:25:35 Hey! Can't go anywherewithout that.
325 00:25:38 - I've done some work on it.- It's beautiful. It really is.
326 00:25:41 - You like it?- The workmanship's fabulous.
327 00:25:45 It has a power reserve that measureshow much magic you have left.
328 00:25:48 - It's at ten.- That should be enough.
329 00:25:50 But if you use up any magicfor any reason the level drops.
330 00:25:54 Santa, if it gets to zero - you won'tbe able to return to the Pole.
331 00:26:03 Then let's not let it get to zero!
332 00:26:05 - Now, look at me.- Mm-hm?
333 00:26:09 What's the most important thing?
334 00:26:12 For you not to touch Santa?
335 00:26:14 For you to come back!
336 00:26:18 Thank you.
337 00:26:19 Comet, please justchill out a little bit, OK?
338 00:26:23 Come on! It's not like we'repullin' the sleigh. Right?
339 00:26:27 There's no packages.It's one stop.
340 00:26:29 And I think I might have forgotwe're gonna go see Charlie.
341 00:26:45 Scott! Hey!You trimmed your beard.
342 00:26:47 Yeah.
343 00:26:49 Come here, big guy.
344 00:26:52 Lost some weight there.
345 00:26:54 - Slim-Fast?- You don't know how fast.
346 00:26:56 - We should get going.- Oh, OK.
347 00:26:58 How do you always knowwhen there's a problem?
348 00:27:01 I see you when you're sleepin'.I know when you're awake.
349 00:27:04 Which is a frighteningconcept when you think about it.
350 00:27:07 We're really worriedabout Charlie.
351 00:27:09 He keeps upping the ante. Thistime he defaced school property.
352 00:27:12 - It's classic acting out.- I'm blaming myself for this.
353 00:27:15 - We're both his parents.- Where is he?
354 00:27:18 He's waiting for usin Principal Newman's office.
355 00:27:21 Something about her makes mewant to deface public property.
356 00:27:25 Hello, Mr Calvin. Laura, Neil.
357 00:27:27 - Miss Newman.- Principal Newman.
358 00:27:30 Haven't seen you since the lasttime Charlie was in trouble.
359 00:27:33 I've been travelling for work.
360 00:27:35 If you spent more time with yourson there'd be fewer problems.
361 00:27:38 Then I wouldn't spendso much time with you,
362 00:27:40 which is alwayssuch a pleasure.
363 00:27:42 A battle of wits. It's a shameyou come unarmed. Excuse me.
364 00:27:47 Ouch!
365 00:27:51 Good morning, Principal Newman.
366 00:27:53 Mr Picardo, I want you to look intomy eyes. What do you see?
367 00:27:58 It's dark. And it's cold.
368 00:28:01 It's your future, Mr Picardo -keep this up
369 00:28:03 and you will spendyour life stabbing trash.
370 00:28:05 - Do I make myself clear?- Yes.
371 00:28:07 - So what are you gonna do?- I'm going to geometry.
372 00:28:11 Have a nice trip.
373 00:28:18 It's an affront to authority andblatant disrespect for property.
374 00:28:22 If this continues I'll have noother recourse than suspend...
375 00:28:25 Excuse me. Is there a rest stop betweenhere and the end of the lecture?
376 00:28:29 I'm interested in why thishappened in the first place.
377 00:28:32 So am l. Charlie, we're allworried about you.
378 00:28:35 It feels like you're trying toget someone's attention.
379 00:28:39 What's bothering you?
380 00:28:44 - Dr Miller?- Neil.
381 00:28:46 - Neil, any theories?- Well, frankly I have several.
382 00:28:50 Here we go.Let's just order a pizza.
383 00:28:52 Scott, you're not helping.
384 00:28:54 I was listening to a tape serieson child development last night.
385 00:29:00 You know what the problem is?Excuse me, Neil.
386 00:29:04 It's four weeks until Christmas.
387 00:29:06 - That's a holiday in December.- Oh.
388 00:29:09 Have you noticed the hallways?Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,
389 00:29:12 not an expression of the joykids are supposed to be feeling.
390 00:29:16 - What kind of school is this?- A public school.
391 00:29:19 A top-rated public school.That takes effort. And money.
392 00:29:24 Spending any of that moneyon holiday decorations
393 00:29:27 would take away fromthe things that matter.
394 00:29:30 Forgive me, but I thinkholiday cheer matters.
395 00:29:32 What are we going to do?We are worried...
396 00:29:35 Let me handle this. You knowwhat you did is wrong. Right?
397 00:29:38 - I guess so.- There's no guessing.
398 00:29:40 Guessing is gone.It was wrong what you did.
399 00:29:42 And you're not gonnado it again. Promise me.
400 00:29:45 - OK.- There you go.
401 00:29:47 He won't do it again.Meeting is adjourned.
402 00:29:50 It most certainly is not!Charlie...
403 00:29:52 You know what else?Here's a little donation.
404 00:29:54 Why don't youbuy yourself a wreath?
405 00:29:59 I am Santa Claus.
406 00:30:01 Boo!#Boo!
407 00:30:04 Yeah. No, no,I think that this is gonna work.
408 00:30:06 Good... Good job, Curtis.
409 00:30:09 Would it kill you to givea wholehearted compliment?
410 00:30:14 Santa?
411 00:30:17 - I need you to look at this.- All right!
412 00:30:21 Nice!
413 00:30:23 No. I mean,I need you to read it.
414 00:30:25 Well, let's try to bespecific, shall we?
415 00:30:27 Ha-ha!
416 00:30:29 I'll take a look at itover at my desk.
417 00:30:32 - How does he know where it is?- I programmed him that way.
418 00:30:35 He has most of Santa's memories.
419 00:30:38 OK, we need you to studyeverything that's in that book
420 00:30:42 because it is the keyto being Santa.
421 00:30:45 Right! I'll memoriseeverything in the book.
422 00:30:49 I'll follow all the rules.
423 00:30:53 Cos rules are very important!
424 00:30:56 - I like this guy.- I can barely read this.
425 00:30:58 Hi, Santa.
426 00:31:01 - Hi.- You look...
427 00:31:04 Like he gota good night's sleep.
428 00:31:09 Like you got a verygood night's sleep.
429 00:31:14 How about a nicechocolatey cocoa?
430 00:31:31 - Careful, it's hot.- Of course it is.
431 00:31:54 That's delicious! I like cocoa!
432 00:31:57 Cocoa's superior refreshment!
433 00:32:00 Get me some more cocoa!
434 00:32:03 Right away, Santa.
435 00:32:07 I think Santa feelsa little buzz!
436 00:32:13 Let me get this straight.You were de-Santified?
437 00:32:16 And you only have 27 daysto find a wife or you're out?
438 00:32:20 Yeah.
439 00:32:22 What are you gonna do?We dated for three years
440 00:32:24 before you got upthe courage to propose.
441 00:32:26 That's a pretty seriouscommitment issue, isn't it?
442 00:32:30 Yes, Sigmund. I was afraidI'd mess up the first time.
443 00:32:32 - I'm more afraid now.- You can't give up.
444 00:32:35 There's never beena better Santa.
445 00:32:37 I appreciate that.
446 00:32:39 It's for the best. If lhad spent more time with you,
447 00:32:41 you'd spend less time inthe spray paint industry.
448 00:32:44 Don't do that to yourself.You have been a great dad.
449 00:32:46 And being Santa has made youan even better man.
450 00:32:49 I'm gonna go outon an emotional limb.
451 00:32:51 Don't try to make me cry.
452 00:32:53 Believe it or not, you havea great capacity for love.
453 00:32:57 I know you canfind someone wonderful
454 00:32:59 to spend the rest ofyour life with.
455 00:33:01 Don't let the facts that youhave no time, no prospects
456 00:33:04 and a paralysing fear ofintimacy get you down.
457 00:33:07 Hm.
458 00:33:09 Have you everhelped anyone? Ever?
459 00:33:11 You know what I'm gonna do? I amgonna look through my phone book
460 00:33:14 and see who's still single outthere and not bitter.
461 00:33:17 There's divorced moms at schoolwho'll go out with anybody.
462 00:33:20 As promising as this sounds,I don't need help with this area.
463 00:33:24 Your old man was a high-schoollegend. A double letterman.
464 00:33:27 I had a Mustang.
465 00:33:29 So as far as dating goes,
466 00:33:31 I think if anybody can stir upthe old mojo it would be moi.
467 00:33:35 Come on! I don't thinkthere's a woman out there
468 00:33:37 that doesn't wanta piece of this.
469 00:33:43 - Hi, Mom!- Lucy!
470 00:33:46 - Uncle Scott!- How's my little sweet pea?
471 00:33:49 Ohh! I haven't seen you in a long time.
472 00:33:53 - Tell me what's been happenin'.- I learned to swim underwater.
473 00:33:56 - And I'm not afraid!- That's amazing!
474 00:33:59 Maybe we'll have to go to the malland... get some ice cream.
475 00:34:04 - Plenty of women at the mall.- Charlie...!
476 00:34:07 Santa, look forward andput on a smiley face.
477 00:34:11 Say hello to your elves.
478 00:34:13 You're doing a wonderful job!
479 00:34:16 Santa, when you said the biggerwheels, is this what you meant?
480 00:34:22 You're doing a wonderful job!
481 00:34:25 You're doing great.Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,
482 00:34:27 but otherwise you're gold.
483 00:34:36 Why don't you just say it? "Youwere right, Curtis. I was wrong."
484 00:34:40 OK, I admit it.
485 00:34:43 They're happy.They're working hard.
486 00:34:45 Everything's going to be fine.
487 00:34:47 This book is veryinteresting reading.
488 00:34:49 There's a lot of rulesthey're not following.
489 00:34:52 That's what I've beensaying all along.
490 00:34:54 Things have gottena little too sloppy around here.
491 00:34:57 Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes.Mistakes aren't a good thing!
492 00:35:04 I might have tomake some changes here.
493 00:35:06 - What do you have in mind?- Let me show you.
494 00:35:09 There's many things.Look here...
495 00:35:11 Neil, are you sure you don't haveany other clothes I can borrow?
496 00:35:16 The idea tonightis to attract a woman.
497 00:35:18 - What are you talking about?- I look like a limesicle.
498 00:35:21 I think it makes you look hot.
499 00:35:24 What do you think, Laura?Honestly, what do you think?
500 00:35:26 Doesn't he look hot, Laura?
501 00:35:28 I think it's what's insidethat really counts.
502 00:35:31 - Thought you liked the sweater.- We'll talk later.
503 00:35:34 I'm off.I may need to borrow a car.
504 00:35:35 I'm parked behind Neil. Theminivan - I just had it washed.
505 00:35:40 The minivan.
506 00:35:42 OK, then. Well, wish me luck.
507 00:35:44 I got a needlepoint sweater,and a minivan...
508 00:35:48 See ya in about eight minutes.
509 00:36:00 Scott? Hey.
510 00:36:02 - Tracy!- Yes!
511 00:36:04 - It's nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
512 00:36:07 - Here, why don't you sit down?- Oh, thank you.
513 00:36:10 Thank you very much.
514 00:36:16 So, I'm so gladwe finally got to do this.
515 00:36:18 - I'm pretty nervous.- Oh, are you?
516 00:36:21 Laura sayswe have a lot in common.
517 00:36:22 I hear that you lovethis time of year also?
518 00:36:25 It's my favourite time of yearand busiest time of year.
519 00:36:27 - Whoa, look at the sweater!- Yeah!
520 00:36:30 Some sweater.Like I should talk!
521 00:36:34 I also have my Christmascharm bracelet.
522 00:36:36 - That's beautiful. Look at 'em!- Yeah.
523 00:36:40 I wear it all yearjust to keep the spirit alive.
524 00:36:43 That's gorgeous. A little teddy bearand packages. That's very nice.
525 00:36:49 - So what work do you do?- I'm in the toy business.
526 00:36:53 - No way!- Way!
527 00:36:58 - That sounds so creative.- I love it.
528 00:37:01 - I love creative people.- Yeah?
529 00:37:03 Yeah.
530 00:37:08 So what do you do?
531 00:37:10 I'm hoping someday to breakinto the music business.
532 00:37:12 - As a singer-songwriter.- No way!
533 00:37:14 Way!
534 00:37:18 - What's your favourite music?- Country-western.
535 00:37:21 Yeah.
536 00:37:22 - Do you like Shania Twain?- Yeah!
537 00:37:25 # The best thing aboutsinging at Christmas
538 00:37:29 # Is the cocoa,carolling and fun
539 00:37:32 - You know that one?- I know that song.
540 00:37:34 # Go totally yuletide
541 00:37:36 - # Takin' a sleigh ride- You're good.
542 00:37:38 # Santa shirts, reindeer skirts
543 00:37:43 # Watchin' the windowsfog, drinkin' some eggnog
544 00:37:47 - That's good.- # Whoah-oh-oh!
545 00:37:49 # Fill up a stocking
546 00:37:51 # Spray on some flocking
547 00:37:53 Put up a tree!Sports on TV!
548 00:37:58 # I want to be free, yeahto feel the way I feel
549 00:38:04 Man!
550 00:38:05 # I feel like some Christmas
551 00:38:23 You hated it?
552 00:38:24 It kind of scared mea little bit.
553 00:38:27 No, I just. I...
554 00:38:29 I just... I wasn't preparedfor a performance, so if l...
555 00:38:33 I put myself out and that wasnot an easy thing to do.
556 00:38:37 If you can't supporta woman's ambition,
557 00:38:39 then I don't think there's anyreason to continue this date.
558 00:38:45 - Dad?- Hey, sport.
559 00:38:47 How'd it go?
560 00:38:49 Well...
561 00:38:51 Let's just sayI'm not bookin' a church yet.
562 00:38:57 Boy, I'll tell ya,women are hard to figure out.
563 00:38:59 - Tell me about it.- You too, huh? Girl trouble?
564 00:39:03 Well, there's this one girl.
565 00:39:06 We just used to be friends andhang out at the mall and stuff.
566 00:39:10 Then one day I looked at her
567 00:39:12 and I got this weird feelingin the pit of my stomach.
568 00:39:14 I started worrying aboutwhat to wear
569 00:39:17 and what my hairlooked like...
570 00:39:19 And then I wanted to kiss her.
571 00:39:23 How did she do that?
572 00:39:25 I don't know.But they all can do that.
573 00:39:29 Oh, look at that.The snow globe!
574 00:39:33 This is so beautiful. I rememberwhen Bernard gave this to you.
575 00:39:36 He said all I have to doto see you is shake it.
576 00:39:40 Now, all you have to dois yell down the hall.
577 00:39:43 And I'm therewhenever you need me.
578 00:39:45 Yeah.
579 00:39:47 I'm a little tired, Dad.I'll see you in the morning.
580 00:39:53 OK.
581 00:39:54 - Good night.- Night.
582 00:39:57 Can you turnthe light off, please?
583 00:40:00 Yeah, cos it'ssuch a big reach for you!
584 00:40:10 What do you meanit's not straight?
585 00:40:15 Sure it's straight.
586 00:40:17 Maybe your head's crooked.
587 00:40:21 - Prancer's not this picky.- Yes, he is.
588 00:40:24 - Hi, Comet.- Hi!
589 00:40:29 I've got something for you.
590 00:40:31 Hey, Lucy,what have you got there?
591 00:40:35 Careful with the sweets.He tends to overeat.
592 00:40:38 Uncle Scott,are you Santa Claus?
593 00:40:41 What? Why would you ask mesomething like that?
594 00:40:43 Cos you have a reindeer,and only Santa has reindeer.
595 00:40:46 Nonsense.A lot of people have reindeer.
596 00:40:48 Name five.
597 00:40:51 Well... most of themlive in Finland.
598 00:40:55 I can't pronounce their names.
599 00:41:00 Besides, reindeer are too stupidto make good pets.
600 00:41:04 Well, I think you're very smart.
601 00:41:11 Well, I think he's learningat an excellent rate.
602 00:41:14 Oh, really? This morninghe ate a bowl of waxed fruit.
603 00:41:18 Wait a minute.
604 00:41:20 I need thenaughty-and-nice list.
605 00:41:22 No.
606 00:41:23 It says I'm supposed tocheck it twice.
607 00:41:25 - Santa already checked it.- No, I didn't.
608 00:41:28 - The real Santa.- I am the real Santa!
609 00:41:31 - I'm sorry?- I'm in charge here.
610 00:41:33 - What?- I check the list twice.
611 00:41:35 That's the rule.I like the rules.
612 00:41:37 - You know how I feel.- You're misunderstanding.
613 00:41:40 No, I'm the rule-maker. I likethe rules. Santa likes rules.
614 00:41:43 I've got a good idea.How about we have some fun?
615 00:41:46 Huh?
616 00:41:47 - It's good to have fun.- Right.
617 00:41:49 Santa, look over there.See those elves?
618 00:41:52 Go ahead.Go play some tinsel football.
619 00:41:55 Break!
620 00:41:58 - What's the object of tinsel football?- Come on down.
621 00:42:02 If you don't have the ball,get it.
622 00:42:05 If you have the ball,run to the end zone.
623 00:42:11 OK, I'll go get the football.
624 00:42:16 Ready, hike!
625 00:42:24 I've got the ball. What are yougonna do? Who's gonna stop me?
626 00:42:27 Come on!
627 00:42:28 This is a lot of fun!
628 00:42:35 Oh, so sorry!
629 00:42:50 Come here! Stop! Slow downwhen I'm talking to you!
630 00:42:54 Come here, you! Come on.
631 00:43:01 He's headed easttoward the main entrance!
632 00:43:11 Hello, Charlie.
633 00:43:15 Hello, Principal Newman.
634 00:43:18 Are Laura and Neilon their way?
635 00:43:19 No, I volunteered to go solo.
636 00:43:21 Oh. You look...
637 00:43:24 You've lost weight.Feeling all right?
638 00:43:26 I was until I gotthis phone call.
639 00:43:35 Charlie, you promised youweren't gonna do this again.
640 00:43:38 What's the matter with you?I'm gonna have to punish ya.
641 00:43:41 I'll ground him for...two months.
642 00:43:43 - I thought you were on my side!- I'll go one better.
643 00:43:46 - You're suspended.- But... Dad!
644 00:43:48 I'm as upset aboutthis as you, but isn't there
645 00:43:50 a punishment that doesn't meantakin' him out of school?
646 00:43:53 - What did you have in mind?- We could...
647 00:43:57 Community service?
648 00:44:02 That's not a bad idea.
649 00:44:06 OK, Charlie. I want you tostart by cleaning up this wall.
650 00:44:09 I want everythingoff of there by tonight.
651 00:44:12 And then clean off every markoff every locker in this hallway.
652 00:44:16 - Every one?!- Do as she says, Charlie.
653 00:44:18 But I have homework,tests to study for.
654 00:44:20 Not my problem. I have adetention group on Saturday.
655 00:44:24 So we will all get togetherat the rec centre
656 00:44:26 and scrape off graffiti at 8am.
657 00:44:28 - See you both there.- You say both of us?
658 00:44:31 No, l... I'm very busy. I do alot of other community service.
659 00:44:34 That's good. You just gotyourself elected parent rep.
660 00:44:37 And, Charlie...We'll talk about the suspension.
661 00:44:58 Curtis, what is he doingin the naughty-and-nice centre?
662 00:45:03 - What's going on?- I'm checking the naughty-nice list.
663 00:45:07 - I'm checking it twice.- I already told you!
664 00:45:11 It's been checked. Don't worry.
665 00:45:13 I do worry.There's a lot of mistakes.
666 00:45:15 I'll give youa big fat for instance!
667 00:45:17 In Denmark, there's a guynamed Sven Halstrom right here.
668 00:45:20 He's a Dane. He was wipinghis nose on his sister's shirt.
669 00:45:24 Yuk! That's not very nice!And yet he's on the nice list.
670 00:45:28 We try to cut most childrenslack this time of year.
671 00:45:31 I don't understand that!Kids are misbehaving everywhere.
672 00:45:35 They're running with scissors.They're sticky.
673 00:45:38 "I'm not gonna stop this car!""We're not there yet!"
674 00:45:41 "Brush your teeth!""Pick up those clothes!"
675 00:45:43 It goes on and on.
676 00:45:45 But they're just kids!Everybody misbehaves some time.
677 00:45:49 But according toThe Santa Handbook,
678 00:45:52 naughty kids get lumps of coalin their stockings. Right?
679 00:45:55 We will make stockings.
680 00:45:57 In my opinion, they should allget coal in their stockings.
681 00:46:02 - Don't you?- No! That's not how it works!
682 00:46:04 Get me the naughty-nice list.Get me every list!
683 00:46:07 Get me... everything.
684 00:46:19 Mr O'Reilly, Mr Leary.
685 00:46:22 You in charge of the gangbangers?
686 00:46:24 They're students,actually, and yes.
687 00:46:26 Keep 'em away from the car.It's new.
688 00:46:28 I don't need some delinquentkids scratchin' it up.
689 00:46:30 They're not delinquents.And don't worry about your car.
690 00:46:34 I'd worry about your legsin those shorts.
691 00:46:36 I thought only swimmersshaved their legs!
692 00:46:39 Whoa, good one!
693 00:46:40 - Good morning.- Good morning.
694 00:46:42 - Brought you coffee.- Thank you.
695 00:46:45 - So you have a nice-guy side.- I'm a man of many sides.
696 00:46:49 I'm a puzzle.I'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.
697 00:46:53 A laugh! Actual laugh.
698 00:46:55 - Dad, it doesn't come off.- It's not supposed to come off.
699 00:46:58 Hence you've got to becareful where you put it.
700 00:47:00 Hence tagging is serious.Hence your presence here.
701 00:47:04 Don't say "hence" any more, Dad.It's really annoying.
702 00:47:09 Nicely done!
703 00:47:11 How do you do it? I have troublewith one. You have hundreds.
704 00:47:17 - Hi.- Hi.
705 00:47:19 I was really good this year.
706 00:47:22 Is that so? Are you absolutelysure about that, Pamela?
707 00:47:26 I want a doll houseand a swimming pool.
708 00:47:29 A swimming pool?
709 00:47:31 I'm sorry. She insistedon talking to you.
710 00:47:33 - It's not a problem.- OK.
711 00:47:36 I'll tell you what. If you canpromise me you'll be good,
712 00:47:40 I can guaranteeyou'll have a great Christmas.
713 00:47:43 - OK! Yeah!- Come on.
714 00:47:52 Kids get so nuttythis time of year.
715 00:47:54 - Is she a neighbour?- No.
716 00:47:57 Oh. How did you know her name?
717 00:47:59 Oh, the... necklace,it said Pamela on it.
718 00:48:01 Oh, I guess I missed that. I'mgonna go check on this group.
719 00:48:10 You cost me, Pamela.
720 00:48:15 I just couldn't sleepthinking about all those rules.
721 00:48:18 Am I wrong? Am I right?Does it matter?
722 00:48:21 Couldn't have been the threegallons of cocoa I had!
723 00:48:23 But you understand rules, don'tyou? You're highly decorated.
724 00:48:27 And look at that face.There you go.
725 00:48:30 There's a faceonly a mom would like.
726 00:48:32 I don't have a mom,so I wouldn't know about that.
727 00:48:35 Now, it's timefor the big event.
728 00:48:38 Guess what?
729 00:48:41 Son, it's show time!
730 00:48:43 You're in the spotlight.Get bigger with it.
731 00:48:46 It's your big chance.I need a little help.
732 00:48:49 I need a little muscle.I need a little nudge.
733 00:48:52 Let's call yourselfthe little nudge!
734 00:48:54 This won't hurt - except for theelectric shock through you.
735 00:48:58 See ya on the other side!
736 00:49:21 - Hi.- Hi.
737 00:49:23 It looks like you're going out.
738 00:49:25 - Sorry. I should have called.- No, it's OK. Come in.
739 00:49:28 You sure?
740 00:49:35 - Is there a problem?- No. I just...
741 00:49:38 I wondered if...
742 00:49:40 If you would...
743 00:49:43 Do you want to goget some noodles?
744 00:49:47 Or pie?
745 00:49:49 But I don't want tokeep you from your date, so...
746 00:49:52 Oh, it's not a date. It's thefaculty Christmas party.
747 00:49:56 Is that your idea ofa night on the town?
748 00:49:59 Noodles and pie?
749 00:50:01 - Yes. What would be your idea?- Pizza and a movie.
750 00:50:04 - Thick or thin crust?- Thin.
751 00:50:06 Good! Movie?
752 00:50:08 Two For The Road.Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney.
753 00:50:10 Movie's OK, but the carwas the star. '53 MGTD.
754 00:50:13 Racing green, wire wheels...Beautiful.
755 00:50:16 I'm impressed. That isa great car. My favourite car.
756 00:50:19 Didn't like driving 'emin the rain.
757 00:50:21 You have to push it to start it.Other than that it's perfect.
758 00:50:25 It's perfect, though.
759 00:50:30 - I could drive you to your party.- That would be great.
760 00:50:33 Except for, eventually,I'm going to have to get home.
761 00:50:36 Well, l... I could pick you up.
762 00:50:39 So you're going to drop me off,then come back and pick me up?
763 00:50:43 - Yeah.- Why don't you just stay?
764 00:50:45 - All right, I'll stay.- I'll get my coat.
765 00:50:48 So, Mr Andretti,what are you driving?
766 00:50:51 You know...I think you're gonna like it.
767 00:51:24 Mind if I ask yousomething personal?
768 00:51:26 Please.
769 00:51:27 - You look really different.- The weight.
770 00:51:30 It's lndian teas and it's a lotof salves and stuff. It's...
771 00:51:34 - Do you want some cocoa?- Yes.
772 00:51:36 Cocoa.You have thought of everything.
773 00:51:39 Well, this time of year,l... I really shine.
774 00:51:42 Yeah, I can't waittill it's over, though.
775 00:51:45 Streets are crowded,the malls are jammed,
776 00:51:47 people max out their credit cards...It's noisy.
777 00:51:50 When did you becomesuch a cynic?
778 00:51:52 Oh. I don't know.
779 00:51:56 I used to love Christmas, too.
780 00:51:58 It was the only daythat my parents didn't fight.
781 00:52:02 - Oh.- Oh.
782 00:52:04 They were at each otherall the time.
783 00:52:06 But on Christmas, they triedto make the holiday special.
784 00:52:10 My dad went through this charadeso I'd believe in Santa Claus.
785 00:52:14 He put a cot by the fireplaceso Santa could take a nap...
786 00:52:17 Like he has time to take a nap!
787 00:52:19 Consider the amount of giftshe would have to... deliver.
788 00:52:23 Why would he nap? Hewould probably need some coffee.
789 00:52:25 Yeah. And there wascocoa and cookies.
790 00:52:30 And carrots for the reindeer.
791 00:52:32 That's a good gesture.The reindeer love carrots.
792 00:52:35 And the thought isimportant to them, too.
793 00:52:37 Yeah. And I'd wake up and the cocoaand cookies would be gone
794 00:52:42 and the cot would be mussedand the carrots gnawed.
795 00:52:45 They swallow them. If they'refresh they'll eat 'em like that.
796 00:52:49 They love red bell peppers, too.
797 00:52:51 You know the stories.If you read...
798 00:52:55 And there would be incrediblepresents under the tree.
799 00:52:59 One year was a rocking horse,and I named it Harvey.
800 00:53:03 And the next year wasa little red wagon,
801 00:53:05 which I made a lemonade stand,which was great.
802 00:53:08 And the last year was...
803 00:53:11 It was just... a Baby Doll. She waspink and soft and beautiful.
804 00:53:17 - Beautiful?- Yes.
805 00:53:21 I believed in Santa so muchI'd get in fights at school
806 00:53:23 with kids who tried to tell methat he didn't exist.
807 00:53:26 And one dayI came home with a bloody nose.
808 00:53:29 That's when my parentsdecided to tell me to...
809 00:53:32 grow up.
810 00:53:34 I was devastated, and...
811 00:53:38 Good, Carol! This is greatsleigh-riding conversation!
812 00:53:41 - I'm a terrible sleigh con-..- It's fine conversation.
813 00:53:45 A person just wants somethingto believe in, you know?
814 00:53:48 Yes, I know. Yes, I know.
815 00:53:52 OK, we have cocoa.
816 00:53:54 We have a blanket.We have a horse-drawn sleigh.
817 00:53:57 The only thing that's...
818 00:54:01 What?
819 00:54:03 It's snowing.
820 00:54:05 As if by magic?
821 00:54:06 That's what I was gonna say,that it should be snowing!
822 00:54:52 I owe you one.
823 00:54:55 It's a great party.
824 00:54:57 Look. That guy moved.
825 00:55:01 Would you excuse me?
826 00:55:20 Could I have your attention?Your attention, please!
827 00:55:24 There we go. Hi. I'm Scott Calvin andI just thought I'd step up here and...
828 00:55:29 and say the word that we've allbeen longing to hear.
829 00:55:33 Fire!
830 00:55:38 OK. What I think, folks, isthat a lot of you have forgotten
831 00:55:42 what the true spiritof Christmas is all about.
832 00:55:44 Mm?
833 00:55:46 If you're not willingto dance or laugh or flirt
834 00:55:48 or risk the buffet, I don'tthink we have much choice.
835 00:55:51 So before the choir gets outhere I say we rock this house
836 00:55:55 with a secret Santa! Huh?
837 00:55:59 Carol - happy, happy Christmas!
838 00:56:00 I think they're justdecorations for the carollers.
839 00:56:04 She's afraid these aredecorations for the carolling.
840 00:56:07 I think Carol is rightabout the carolling!
841 00:56:10 I'm talking about the packagesthat are backstage.
842 00:56:13 There aren't anypackages backstage.
843 00:56:16 There's none back there.
844 00:56:18 So I was mistakenwhen I saw this bag of gifts.
845 00:56:21 Maybe I'm wrong, but it surelooks like a bag of gifts.
846 00:56:25 It's heavylike a bag of gifts.
847 00:56:27 Look at this! What's in here?
848 00:56:33 It's very heavy.
849 00:56:37 John Pierce.
850 00:56:39 Doesn't your mom call you JJ?
851 00:56:43 Merry Christmas, JJ.
852 00:56:54 No way.
853 00:56:58 This is Toss Across!
854 00:57:00 I used to love thiswhen I was a kid!
855 00:57:03 But I never told anybody.
856 00:57:05 Where did...? Who did this?
857 00:57:09 Grace Kim.
858 00:57:12 Yes, there you are!Merry Christmas.
859 00:57:14 - Thank you.- Tom Astle.
860 00:57:16 - Me! Sorry, Gordon.- Hey!
861 00:57:18 - Haven't changed a bit!- Gee, thanks.
862 00:57:21 - Lizzy Garcia.- Here.
863 00:57:23 - There. Merry Christmas.- Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!
864 00:57:26 Mint condition!This is incredible!
865 00:57:28 The Holly Hobbie Oven!
866 00:57:35 Come on up and getthe rest of your presents.
867 00:57:38 - Marie?- Here!
868 00:57:40 There she is. Katie. Jerry.
869 00:57:43 - Here!- Cory. Cory?
870 00:57:45 Here!
871 00:58:26 - Carl, you need a net.- Not me!
872 00:58:29 This is great.
873 00:58:34 Hey, party animal,you want to play?
874 00:58:36 - I can't figure it out.- It's beanbag tic-tac-toe.
875 00:58:38 No, I meanthe secret Santa thing.
876 00:58:41 Someone tracked down all thosewonderful antique toys.
877 00:58:44 Probably someone who knowshis way around eBay.
878 00:58:46 - Yeah.- Yep.
879 00:58:48 It was you. I know it was you.
880 00:58:50 I just can't figure out...How did you do it?
881 00:58:53 Sometimes you don't needto know all the answers.
882 00:58:56 Speaking of which...
883 00:58:58 Even the principalneeds a Christmas gift.
884 00:59:01 Merry Christmas.
885 00:59:03 Come on, open it. Rip it open.
886 00:59:05 Come on.We're not gonna save the paper.
887 00:59:30 It's Baby Doll.
888 00:59:38 Come here.
889 00:59:41 - Did you call the office?- No.
890 00:59:43 - Did they call you?- It's not like that.
891 00:59:45 - Did you investigate us?- No, I wouldn't do that.
892 00:59:48 Did you...? I told you aboutBaby Doll an hour ago, and...
893 00:59:52 Did you send someone to...?
894 00:59:53 - No.- No.
895 00:59:56 Well... I don't knowhow you did it.
896 01:00:00 It's like some kind of magic.
897 01:00:02 Yeah, sort of likesome kind of magic.
898 01:00:05 And... and pretty muchthe last that I have.
899 01:00:09 What? Well, what...?You know what?
900 01:00:13 I don't want to know.
901 01:00:15 What you did in there tonightfor everyone was wonderful.
902 01:00:19 Thank you.
903 01:00:26 I'm sorry.
904 01:00:28 I shouldn't have done that.
905 01:00:33 - Is that OK?- Yeah.
906 01:00:37 Got this weird feelingin the pit of my stomach.
907 01:00:44 I'm not...real good at this.
908 01:01:05 Where did that come from?
909 01:01:07 I don't know.
910 01:01:22 Hi! Merry Christmas!
911 01:01:32 Can I have your attention?
912 01:01:34 Stop the work, please.Everybody stop the work.
913 01:01:37 Merry Christmas!
914 01:01:39 That's nice. I have a littleannouncement to make.
915 01:01:43 From this moment forward, we'renot gonna make any more toys.
916 01:01:47 The children of the worlddon't deserve presents.
917 01:01:50 They're running rampantwith naughtiness.
918 01:01:52 This Christmas we're gonnagive those greedy kids
919 01:01:55 exactly what they deserve.
920 01:01:58 A beautiful, high-qualityyet low-sulphur variety of coal!
921 01:02:06 Quiet!
922 01:02:09 We have to focus,all of us, on the goals ahead.
923 01:02:13 And just to make surethat that happens...
924 01:02:17 Thank you, sweetie.
925 01:02:20 I... I hate to blow my own horn.
926 01:02:35 Stay where you are!Don't be afraid!
927 01:02:42 Back! Back!
928 01:02:44 I was up late, couldn't sleep.
929 01:02:47 Milk wouldn't do it,cocoa is a little sweet,
930 01:02:49 so I decided to makean army of toy soldiers.
931 01:02:53 They don't havea good sense of humour like me.
932 01:02:59 I would do what they ask you.Which is what I'm going to tell you!
933 01:03:03 Don't listen to him!This guy's not Santa!
934 01:03:06 - He's not Santa?- He's a toy!
935 01:03:09 He has a rubber faceand a plastic tushy!
936 01:03:15 Trust me!Don't let him ruin Christmas!
937 01:03:18 Thank you forthose kind words, Bernard!
938 01:03:21 Well, now that we allhave an understanding,
939 01:03:25 have a joyous andmerry Christmas!
940 01:03:33 Merry Christmas!
941 01:03:42 OK, ready? Go!
942 01:03:44 This is what I callcommunity service!
943 01:03:47 Here she comes. Duck down!
944 01:03:50 Hey!
945 01:03:51 Attention you hooligansbehind that snow bank!
946 01:03:54 You have snowballedthe wrong house.
947 01:03:56 Drop the snowballs, kick themaway from the snow suits
948 01:04:00 and keep the mittenswhere I can see them.
949 01:04:02 Your dad is hanging withPrincipal Newman?
950 01:04:05 - Is he dating her?- No.
951 01:04:07 Go to your homes.Pelt the ones you love.
952 01:04:11 And a merry Christmas!
953 01:04:13 - That is really gross, man.- Shut up.
954 01:04:29 There are things about me youshould know. Personal things.
955 01:04:32 We don't need torush things, Scott.
956 01:04:35 I think you need toknow these things.
957 01:04:37 OK.
958 01:04:44 Remember the mistletoe,how it just showed up?
959 01:04:46 - Yes.- And the sleigh.
960 01:04:48 - How magical that was?- Yes.
961 01:04:50 Secret Santa Claus?
962 01:04:52 - That was me.- Yeah?
963 01:04:57 I'm not this size much. I'musually much bigger than this.
964 01:05:01 So am I sometimes.
965 01:05:02 I have a big white beardthat's beautiful.
966 01:05:05 - I don't.- I work a long way from home.
967 01:05:07 When I get back home,I sleep for a long time.
968 01:05:10 See? OK.It's not so bad so far.
969 01:05:12 You work far away from homeand you sleep a lot.
970 01:05:15 You've never been to prisonand you don't wear socks with sandals.
971 01:05:19 Well...
972 01:05:22 I'm Santa Claus.
973 01:05:24 What?
974 01:05:26 The suit, the red suit's real.The North Pole is a place.
975 01:05:30 There are elves. They make toys.They're beautiful and it's real.
976 01:05:34 - I exist.- That's not funny.
977 01:05:36 - It's magical.- Cut it out.
978 01:05:38 I'm telling the truth.
979 01:05:39 I told you something personalfrom my childhood
980 01:05:41 and now you're making a jokeout of it and it's not funny. It hurts.
981 01:05:45 I know how hard this is tobelieve, but connect the dots.
982 01:05:50 - Think what's happened.- I know what's going on.
983 01:05:53 - Think about the little girl.- You felt something for me.
984 01:05:56 Now you're acting like a mentalpatient because you're scared.
985 01:05:59 - I deliver gifts in a sleigh.- lncredible.
986 01:06:02 I go down chimneys with burninglogs and I still deliver gifts.
987 01:06:06 I'm not scared.That's not what this is.
988 01:06:08 If you're trying topush me away, it's working.
989 01:06:10 Carol, don't make me leave.
990 01:06:12 Please.
991 01:06:42 - How could you pick her?- I didn't.
992 01:06:44 You don't care any more.
993 01:06:45 I care more about youthan anybody.
994 01:06:48 But it's a two-way street.
995 01:06:50 - You won't confide in me.- You want it? Here it is.
996 01:06:53 - What? Talk to me.- I don't live a normal life.
997 01:06:56 - You live a great life here.- Just listen to me!
998 01:06:59 My friends get to go aroundsaying, "My dad's a plumber."
999 01:07:01 "My dad's a pilot." "My dad'sa dentist." You know what?
1000 01:07:04 My dad is the best thing of alland I can't tell anyone.
1001 01:07:10 You have no idea how hard it is,walking around with that secret.
1002 01:07:14 And now you're going outwith Principal Newman!
1003 01:07:17 And you don't eventell me about it.
1004 01:07:19 My whole life has becomeabout secrets, and I hate it!
1005 01:07:27 I'm sorry.
1006 01:07:31 Forget aboutPrincipal Newman, all right?
1007 01:07:33 And forget about Santa.I'm done.
1008 01:07:37 My time's up.
1009 01:07:40 Who cares any more?
1010 01:07:47 - Hi, Charlie.- Hi, Lucy.
1011 01:07:50 - What are you doing?- Just shovelling.
1012 01:07:52 Oh.
1013 01:07:54 Charlie, is Uncle ScottSanta Claus?
1014 01:07:57 No.Why would you think that?
1015 01:07:59 I don't know.
1016 01:08:01 - How come Uncle Scott was sad?- What makes you think that?
1017 01:08:05 I asked him to sticka straw in his nose
1018 01:08:07 and blow bubblesin his milk.
1019 01:08:09 - And he said no.- Whatever.
1020 01:08:12 - Can you talk to him?- I don't think so, Lucy.
1021 01:08:15 - Did you have a fight?- Sort of.
1022 01:08:17 - Are you gonna make up?- I don't know!
1023 01:08:19 - Are you gonna be mad forever?- Lucy!
1024 01:08:21 - What?- These are hard questions.
1025 01:08:23 No, they're not. They're easy.
1026 01:08:25 And you can't be madat him forever, Charlie.
1027 01:08:27 He's your daddyand you love him.
1028 01:08:38 # Dashing through the snow
1029 01:08:40 # In a strip-mining machine
1030 01:08:43 # Flatten the hills we go
1031 01:08:45 Come on!
1032 01:08:47 Put a smile on that face,little troll!
1033 01:08:49 Wait a minute. I got a joke.This'll cheer you up.
1034 01:08:53 - Knock, knock!- Who's there?
1035 01:08:57 - Aren't you?- Aren't you who?
1036 01:08:59 Aren't you supposed toget back to work?!
1037 01:09:01 All of ya! You little idiots!Back to work!
1038 01:09:04 Got any twos?
1039 01:09:10 Go fish.
1040 01:09:21 - What was that?- I don't know.
1041 01:09:25 Want some more hot chocolate?
1042 01:09:30 - Would you get that, honey?- Yeah, sure.
1043 01:09:36 Is S... Scott here?
1044 01:09:39 Who are you?
1045 01:09:41 Curtis, a friend from...Buffalo.
1046 01:09:44 - Are you an elf?- Of course not!
1047 01:09:47 Why would you asksuch a silly question?
1048 01:09:49 How come you have pointy ears?
1049 01:09:52 It's... because I neverate my green vegetables.
1050 01:09:56 Do you eatyour green vegetables?
1051 01:10:02 Uncle Scott!
1052 01:10:04 Yeah, I'm right here.What's wrong?
1053 01:10:07 Oh... Curtis! What are you doin' here?
1054 01:10:09 There's a littletrouble at the...
1055 01:10:11 plant.
1056 01:10:14 It's OK.Curtis is a very old friend.
1057 01:10:16 We have a large firm.We work together in...
1058 01:10:18 - Buffalo.- Buffalo?
1059 01:10:22 We work together in Buffalo.So... we're gonna talk business.
1060 01:10:26 - What business?- It's none of your business.
1061 01:10:29 Soon I'm gonna be seven.And then I can know things.
1062 01:10:32 - Good night, Curtis.- Good night, Lucy.
1063 01:10:34 Good night, Lucy.
1064 01:10:35 - What's up?- Toy Santa's out of control.
1065 01:10:38 He's locked up the elves,shut down the workshop,
1066 01:10:41 he thinks everybody's naughtyand he's gonna give everyone coal!
1067 01:10:44 - Why didn't Bernard tell me?- He's under house arrest.
1068 01:10:47 Bernard?!#Bernard?
1069 01:10:48 Fly back with me to the NorthPole to save Christmas!
1070 01:10:51 I can't. I have no magic left.I'm out of magic. Look.
1071 01:10:57 - I thought you had Comet.- Yeah, we...
1072 01:11:01 Yes! Come on!
1073 01:11:03 Hey, Comet. We just...
1074 01:11:14 Look at me.
1075 01:11:21 What are ya doin'?
1076 01:11:23 Eating sugar is bad for you.
1077 01:11:27 What do you mean,you didn't eat this?
1078 01:11:30 Who did?
1079 01:11:33 A squirrel?!
1080 01:11:35 Get this. You gotta fly bothof us back to the North Pole.
1081 01:11:40 Yeah, tonight.
1082 01:11:43 OK. I'll help you up.
1083 01:11:45 All right? Ready? You've got tohelp me a little here.
1084 01:11:49 Pull.
1085 01:11:52 Good. OK, we almost got it.
1086 01:11:55 That's OK.
1087 01:11:58 OK, now, help me.Can ya move anything?
1088 01:12:09 Fire in the hole! Get away!
1089 01:12:17 Eat some roughage, will you?
1090 01:12:20 - Oh, what about the jet pack?- It burned up on reentry.
1091 01:12:26 What am I supposed to do?Grow wings?
1092 01:12:33 I hope he doesn't havetoo many stops to make tonight.
1093 01:12:37 You and me both, pal.OK. Let's just get it over with.
1094 01:12:42 OK.
1095 01:12:44 One, two...
1096 01:12:47 Three!
1097 01:12:51 - What's going on down there?- Are you sure about this?
1098 01:12:54 What? The old toaster trick?
1099 01:12:56 When we were kids we used to dothis to get a little extra cash.
1100 01:12:59 - Works every time!- I can't watch this.
1101 01:13:03 - You ready, buddy?- All right. Let her rip.
1102 01:13:06 One,
1103 01:13:07 two,
1104 01:13:09 three!
1105 01:13:19 - Are you all right?- Mom!
1106 01:13:22 - Yes?- I lost another tooth.
1107 01:13:24 Should I put itunder my pillow?
1108 01:13:26 Yes!
1109 01:13:57 By cuspids!
1110 01:14:00 This way. Come on.
1111 01:14:02 Curtis, get the door.It's a Tooth Fairy ambush.
1112 01:14:09 What do you people want?I only carry $20 in change.
1113 01:14:13 Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa.
1114 01:14:15 I've lost the weightand beard, but it's me.
1115 01:14:17 I know Santa. Santa is a friend.And you, sir, are no Santa.
1116 01:14:20 I am too.
1117 01:14:21 How did I know I could captureyou by holdin' on to a wing?
1118 01:14:25 You wanted to change your nameto Captain Floss or Plaque Man.
1119 01:14:28 Or, as I recall, Roy.
1120 01:14:30 And it was Santa's ideato call you the Molarnator.
1121 01:14:35 - Who's the kid?- One of my elves. He's an elf.
1122 01:14:40 Santa!
1123 01:14:44 The Molarnator at your service!
1124 01:14:47 - A little altitude, please!- What?
1125 01:14:50 Could you possiblyfly a little higher?
1126 01:14:53 - What?- Never mind!
1127 01:15:05 Principal Newman?
1128 01:15:07 What is it, Charlie?
1129 01:15:10 You keep asking me if there'ssomething bothering me.
1130 01:15:14 Well, there is. I...
1131 01:15:16 I couldn't talkabout it before, but...
1132 01:15:20 I want to talk about it now.
1133 01:15:23 OK. Go ahead.
1134 01:15:25 - My dad is Santa.- Oh, please. Not you too.
1135 01:15:28 Hold on.
1136 01:15:30 If you have no feelingsfor my dad, then fine.
1137 01:15:33 But if the only reasonfor not being with him is
1138 01:15:36 that you don't believe in him,you're making a big mistake.
1139 01:15:39 Oh, Charlie...
1140 01:15:40 Here.
1141 01:15:45 I want you to take this.Look into this and...
1142 01:15:48 try to remember what it was likewhen you were little
1143 01:15:51 and you stillbelieved in Christmas.
1144 01:16:17 Seeing isn't believing.Believing is seeing.
1145 01:16:22 You haven't seen anything yet!
1146 01:16:28 - Curtis?- What?
1147 01:16:30 - What do I do?- Slow down.
1148 01:16:32 OK.
1149 01:16:33 Piece of cake. Attaboy.There you go.
1150 01:16:35 Why can't you fly higher?
1151 01:16:38 Tooth Fairy, I want to thankyou. I'll never forget this.
1152 01:16:41 I wish I could do more,but I gotta go.
1153 01:16:43 Denver just starteda new pee-wee hockey league.
1154 01:16:45 Before you go,I want you to know that nobody,
1155 01:16:47 nobody wasbraver than you were today.
1156 01:16:50 You should beproud of your wings.
1157 01:16:53 - They're not too girly?- Not on you.
1158 01:17:04 Wouldn't it be easierto go through the workshop?
1159 01:17:06 No. That way Santa and hissoldiers would be expecting us.
1160 01:17:09 Sound military strategy involvestaking your enemy by surprise.
1161 01:17:13 It's good strategy.
1162 01:17:17 Sometimes being a despotis a tough business.
1163 01:17:22 Come on.
1164 01:17:28 It's Scott, isn't it?
1165 01:17:30 Yeah. What are yousupposed to be?
1166 01:17:32 A better, stronger versionof what you used to be -
1167 01:17:36 with a flawless complexion,I might add.
1168 01:17:38 - Look, it just glistens.- Listen to me. I'm back now.
1169 01:17:42 So untie us. Let the elves goand give me back the coat.
1170 01:17:50 No can do! It's Christmas Eve!I have coal to deliver!
1171 01:17:53 And I don't want thosenaughty kids to suffer!
1172 01:17:56 Boys! One, two, three!
1173 01:17:59 And... one, two!
1174 01:18:01 Try to keep up!Let's go. Move it on!
1175 01:18:04 Try to...This is just too tight.
1176 01:18:08 This is all my fault.
1177 01:18:11 I thought I couldcreate another Santa.
1178 01:18:13 My elfin prideblinded me to all reason.
1179 01:18:17 There's only one Santa.
1180 01:18:19 Well, I've donea pretty rotten job.
1181 01:18:21 I didn't check the list twice.
1182 01:18:23 My kid thinks I betrayed him.
1183 01:18:27 I hurt the woman I love.
1184 01:18:30 I ruined Christmas.
1185 01:18:41 Charlie!Charlie!
1186 01:18:42 How'd you get up here?
1187 01:18:50 Scott!Scott!
1188 01:18:51 I got to fly inwith the Tooth Fairy.
1189 01:18:54 - Are you OK?- Yeah.
1190 01:18:56 Brush between mealsand don't forget the floss.
1191 01:18:59 And if anybody cares,I'm exhausted.
1192 01:19:02 And she...has a beautiful smile.
1193 01:19:06 - Thank you for everything.- No. Thank you.
1194 01:19:09 I am... the Molarnator!
1195 01:19:17 Come on!
1196 01:19:50 Get out of the way!
1197 01:19:52 What are you doing?
1198 01:19:53 - You gotta save Christmas.- How am supposed to save...?
1199 01:20:00 - No, no, no.- Please. Don't worry.
1200 01:20:06 Slow down.
1201 01:20:09 Stay.
1202 01:20:22 Thanks. Excuse me, pork chop.
1203 01:20:24 OK. Chet, this is it.You ready to rock and roll?
1204 01:20:27 - Chet?- Yeah. He's still in training.
1205 01:20:30 - Has he had much flight time?- About a minute and a half.
1206 01:20:34 - He's had a lot of crash time!- Curtis...!
1207 01:20:36 - He's just a baby.- All right.
1208 01:20:40 Let's see what this baby can do.
1209 01:20:44 Ready to go, buddy?You know what we gotta do.
1210 01:20:57 You gotta focus,chet.
1211 01:21:02 OK, everybody! Outside, now!
1212 01:21:09 Almost there, boys. Let's go!
1213 01:21:32 Snowballs, on three!
1214 01:21:34 One!
1215 01:21:37 Two!
1216 01:21:45 Three!
1217 01:22:03 OK, elves...
1218 01:22:06 Let's get 'em!
1219 01:22:14 Not so far!
1220 01:22:18 Back for more action,eh, scooter?
1221 01:22:25 Cut the chitchat, Chet!
1222 01:22:27 Why is this such a problem?Come on!
1223 01:22:29 Where do you think you're going?
1224 01:22:31 - Go!- Come on!
1225 01:22:35 Faster!
1226 01:22:38 The lead.The one in the front, Chet!
1227 01:22:40 Leave my reindeer alone!
1228 01:22:42 Go!
1229 01:22:45 Come on! We got to get thembefore they get out the hole.
1230 01:22:48 Stay away from my lead reindeer!
1231 01:22:54 Holy Hannah,he's an action hero!
1232 01:23:19 What are you doin' up there?I can't see where I'm driving.
1233 01:23:26 You are a sad,strange little man.
1234 01:23:32 You're gonna fall... I hope!
1235 01:23:36 That's a good wayto lose an eye!
1236 01:23:41 Look out! You're scaring me!
1237 01:23:50 Can I help you?
1238 01:23:52 Honey, I'm home!
1239 01:23:59 Loser!
1240 01:24:52 Hey, I'm supposed to wear thiscoat! How about a little elbow?
1241 01:24:55 There you are.That's gotta feel good.
1242 01:24:58 You want the shoe?Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!
1243 01:25:09 What are we gonna do now,smartypants?
1244 01:25:13 Watch out!The building! Left, left!
1245 01:25:15 Oh, well.The town'll break the fall.
1246 01:25:23 Look out!
1247 01:25:26 Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!
1248 01:25:37 Get off of me! Now remember,rules are very, very important!
1249 01:25:40 I want hot chocolate.
1250 01:25:42 Hey, guys, back up. I'vegot a special place for him.
1251 01:25:47 You idiot! Wait a minute,something's shocking me.
1252 01:25:50 - You were great.- You were too.
1253 01:25:52 - We've got ten minutes.- Where is Carol?
1254 01:25:55 - Carol! Are you all right?- Yes!
1255 01:25:57 - Where are you going?- I gotta deliver gifts.
1256 01:26:00 Aren't you forgetting something?
1257 01:26:02 - No.- You gotta get married.
1258 01:26:04 Excuse me?
1259 01:26:09 Carol, l...
1260 01:26:12 I cannot continue being Santa...unless I find a Mrs Claus.
1261 01:26:18 Oh. So that's what the wholenoodles and pie thing...
1262 01:26:21 - You just needed a wife.- No.
1263 01:26:25 No?
1264 01:26:26 - Yes.- Yes?
1265 01:26:29 Yes, I was looking for a wife.
1266 01:26:31 No, I didn't figure onfalling... in love.
1267 01:26:39 You love me?
1268 01:26:43 - This is all happening so fast.- Well, there's no pressure.
1269 01:26:48 Good.
1270 01:26:49 I mean, if I don't get marriedI just won't deliver the gifts
1271 01:26:52 and children everywherewill stop believing,
1272 01:26:55 the elves will lose their jobs,the North Pole will disappear
1273 01:26:59 and Christmas will be gone.
1274 01:27:04 - Get down on one knee.- Hm?
1275 01:27:06 Do it. Now.
1276 01:27:12 Say "Carol."
1277 01:27:20 You say this is happeningall so fast.
1278 01:27:24 You say this is happeningall so fast.
1279 01:27:27 But you've known meyour whole life.
1280 01:27:30 But you've known meyour whole life.
1281 01:27:32 When you werelittle and alone...
1282 01:27:35 - Santa...- I can take it from here.
1283 01:27:38 ..Santa was alwaysthere for you.
1284 01:27:40 And I will be, as long as youcontinue to believe in me.
1285 01:27:44 I know I'm asking youto leave everything at home,
1286 01:27:47 but I can guarantee youthat this is worth it.
1287 01:27:49 This place...
1288 01:27:52 This place is all about magic
1289 01:27:55 and love... and wonder.
1290 01:27:59 And occasionallya thin-crust pizza
1291 01:28:01 and a movie anda long winter night.
1292 01:28:05 Is there a school here?
1293 01:28:09 Yeah, we have one, a school, butthe elves need a new principal.
1294 01:28:13 Cos as of late some of the elveshave been acting a bit impish.
1295 01:28:23 Carol...Carol...
1296 01:28:27 - I love you.- You do?
1297 01:28:30 Would you be my wife?
1298 01:28:34 I will.
1299 01:28:35 Thank you.I've got it from here.
1300 01:28:43 I will.
1301 01:28:49 By the powers vested in meby me,
1302 01:28:54 I now pronounce you Santa
1303 01:28:56 and Mrs Claus.
1304 01:29:01 Well, go on now. Kiss her!
1305 01:29:35 - Dad, we gotta go.- Walk me to my sleigh.
1306 01:29:38 We gotta go! When we get back,we start making some more toys.
1307 01:29:46 All right. Well, Mrs Claus,you might want to get some rest.
1308 01:29:51 You see, tomorrow beginsvacation season for me,
1309 01:29:54 which means a three-monthhoneymoon for us.
1310 01:29:59 Nothing tropical. You do notwant to see this in a Speedo.
1311 01:30:04 Don't be home too late.
1312 01:30:07 And so it begins.
1313 01:30:09 Boys, we've gotsome toys to deliver!
1314 01:30:34 Lucy?Lucy?
1315 01:30:36 What, Charlie?
1316 01:30:39 Come downstairs.I want you to see something.
1317 01:30:53 Watch this.
1318 01:31:11 Uncle Scott?!
1319 01:31:16 - Do you have any twos?- Go fish!
1320 01:31:19 You are Santa!I knew it was you all along.
1321 01:31:23 - And you were right.- Uncle Scott...
1322 01:31:26 You look all rosy.Are you feeling better?
1323 01:31:29 I'm feeling much, much better.
1324 01:31:32 Is there anything elseI should know about?
1325 01:31:34 I don't know. But Charlie hassomething he wants to tell you.
1326 01:31:38 OK.
1327 01:31:41 You know, I was exactly your agewhen I found out my dad was Santa.
1328 01:31:46 - But I couldn't tell anybody.- I can't tell anybody either?
1329 01:31:49 No. But knowing itisn't a burden.
1330 01:31:53 It's a gift.
1331 01:31:56 Most kids stop believing inSanta when they grow up.
1332 01:31:59 But I get tobelieve in him forever.
1333 01:32:02 I love you, Charlie. Thank you.
1334 01:32:10 But do we still get toys?
1335 01:32:12 If you ever get to bed and go tosleep like the other kids.
1336 01:32:15 Oh... OK!
1337 01:32:18 - Merry Christmas, Lucy.- Merry Christmas, Santa.
1338 01:32:22 Sport, I gotta fly.
1339 01:32:40 Easy, boys, easy.
1340 01:32:43 You're gettin' it, Chet.
1341 01:32:57 Look, Charlie!
1342 01:33:00 Merry Christmas, Comet!
1343 01:33:08 All right, boys!
1344 01:33:16 Merry Christmas to all!And to all a good night!
1345 01:33:22 Nothin' wrong witha straight line, Chet.
1346 01:33:51 # Everybody loves Christmas
1347 01:33:54 # Everybody has fun
1348 01:33:58 # That time of the year,that holiday cheer
1349 01:34:01 # A good time for everyone
1350 01:34:03 # Everybody loves Christmas
1351 01:34:06 # Oh, count the ways
1352 01:34:09 # You know it's almost here
1353 01:34:11 # Oh, Christmas Day
1354 01:34:14 # Christmas Day #
1355 01:34:23 Hey!
1356 01:34:26 What the heckare we doin' out here?
1357 01:34:31 Look, if we're gonna dance...
1358 01:34:35 dance like this. All of us!
1359 01:34:39 Everybody, you idiots!
1360 01:34:42 Hey, lady!
1361 01:34:44 Watch this!
1362 01:34:46 Ever seen a toy do this?
1363 01:34:50 Where you going?
