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1 00:01:56 GIRL: Last summer, Mama gave me
2 00:01:58 this flashlight to signal the aliens.
3 00:02:00 She said, "Of coursethere’s life out there.
4 00:02:03 Now go outside."
5 00:02:06 But now it’s just me and y’all,the aliens of the universe,
6 00:02:10 so if you can hear me...
7 00:02:12 I am Christmas Flint, human female.
8 00:02:19 I think you’d like me.
9 00:02:22 I think you’d want to be my friend.
10 00:02:38 Dang it.
11 00:03:12 And I don’t want no ketchup stains
12 00:03:14 -on those pages again.-Yes, ma’am.
13 00:03:36 CHRISTMAS: Mama believed that sound waves
14 00:03:38 travel out into the universe.
15 00:03:40 (radio static warbling)
16 00:03:43 She said that if I ever got lonely,
17 00:03:45 I should just send my message out.
18 00:03:53 -(indistinct chatter)-CHRISTMAS: Joseph!
19 00:03:55 EDDIE: All right, give me the ball.
20 00:03:56 -Uh-huh.-Here you go.
21 00:04:01 (phone ringing)
22 00:04:03 RAMSEY: Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
23 00:04:06 -CHRISTMAS: What it is, boss?-RAMSEY: What it is, boss.
24 00:04:09 Now, now, hold up, Joe Frank.I’m your attorney.
25 00:04:12 -Yeah, you got to listen to me.-(country music playing)
26 00:04:14 Not about the property line now.
27 00:04:17 That is a big tractor, Joe Frank.
28 00:04:19 I’d advise you get out of the way.
29 00:04:21 This is legal advice.
30 00:04:24 You not hungry?
31 00:04:26 No, I’m talking to the dog.
32 00:04:28 Hey, I’m just trying to save your life.
33 00:04:30 CHRISTMAS: That’s the boss man.
34 00:04:32 -He’s my dad.-(dial tone humming)
35 00:04:34 Damn it.
36 00:04:35 CHRISTMAS: He’s doing his best.
37 00:04:36 It ain’t his fault he loses so much.
38 00:04:38 -RAMSEY: Where are my pants?-Since Mama died,
39 00:04:40 he’s been losing everything.
40 00:04:42 Boss, when we’re done talking,
41 00:04:44 you think our words travelout into the universe forever?
42 00:04:47 I sure as heck hope not.
43 00:04:49 I swear...
44 00:04:52 I’m gonna pop somebody,I don’t get my damn money.
45 00:04:54 RAMSEY: Miss Rayleen?
46 00:04:56 I got to go down,
47 00:04:57 take care of Joe Frank in Live Oak.
48 00:04:59 Where are your pants?
49 00:05:00 You 400 in the hole, and you talking
50 00:05:02 -about Joe Frank.-RAMSEY: Now, listen...
51 00:05:04 CHRISTMAS: That’s Miss Rayleen.
52 00:05:06 She’s an intergalactic warrior.
53 00:05:08 You know what? You the boss,but you a broke-ass boss.
54 00:05:11 CHRISTMAS: But she crash-landed here,
55 00:05:13 working for my dadinstead of going to law school.
56 00:05:15 Ain’t nothing wrong helping somebody.
57 00:05:17 CHRISTMAS: Still,she’s the smartest person
58 00:05:19 -you’re gonna meet.-We can discuss this later.
59 00:05:20 I got to find my pants. You move my pants?
60 00:05:23 I don’t have anything to dowith your pants.
61 00:05:25 Mr. Ramsey, hi. I can’t pay you yet,
62 00:05:27 but I brought you some avocados.
63 00:05:28 -Avo-what?-A-Avocados.
64 00:05:31 It’s the good Lord’s wayof saying "mayonnaise."
65 00:05:34 Huh?
66 00:05:36 Uh, we’ll get your payment soon.
67 00:05:37 RAYLEEN: You don’t need no mayonnaise.
68 00:05:38 You need some money. You know how much
69 00:05:39 you have in your bank account?
70 00:05:40 -I do. It ain’t pretty.-You pay-- Th-Thank you, miss.
71 00:05:42 You pay her no mind.
72 00:05:44 -Everybody’s doing their best.-I’m going to the deck.
73 00:05:45 RAYLEEN: I’m doing my bestnot to whup your ass.
74 00:05:48 Boss... h-hold up.
75 00:05:52 Got to make contact, though.
76 00:05:54 I know you ain’t walking aroundlooking like that.
77 00:05:55 Take that off.
78 00:05:56 Look at that hair.
79 00:05:58 People gonna thinkyou were raised by wolves.
80 00:06:01 | Oh, yes |
81 00:06:03 | I’m the great defender... |
82 00:06:05 -What it is, boss?-RAMSEY: What it is, Dwayne.
83 00:06:08 What it is, Miss Rayleen?
84 00:06:09 If it ain’t $200 for the petty theft,
85 00:06:10 -I don’t want to hear it.-RAMSEY: That can wait.
86 00:06:12 I’m gonna need his services, actually.
87 00:06:15 Let’s go. Prepare to fall out.
88 00:06:18 RAMSEY: Joe Frank got himselfarrested again.
89 00:06:20 We got to go bail him out.
90 00:06:22 Hey, there are my pants. All right.
91 00:06:24 People ain’t got no sense.
92 00:06:26 RAMSEY: Boss, don’t you touchthat hair! You’ll mess it up!
93 00:06:29 You be a real sweet, go grab me a beer?
94 00:06:32 Now, I know you alreadyoffered one to Mr. Dwayne.
95 00:06:35 (bottles clinking)
96 00:06:38 -Isn’t she sweet?-Just like her mama.
97 00:06:41 CHRISTMAS: I can’t do it.
98 00:06:43 -(clattering)-Hey. What the hell?
99 00:06:45 (whispers): Why’d you say that?
100 00:06:46 Now, now, now, now, now, now.
101 00:06:48 Like this, boss.
102 00:06:51 That’s how it go.
103 00:06:52 King of Beers. Clink it up.
104 00:06:54 King of Beers.
105 00:06:56 Mmm. Tell you what.
106 00:06:58 You don’t back down till youreach them aliens, huh?
107 00:07:01 Give me that.
108 00:07:02 Maybe they can come down here
109 00:07:03 and babysit or something. (chuckles)
110 00:07:05 Sir, yes, sir.
111 00:07:06 (chuckles) All right.
112 00:07:08 Uh, all right, come on, Fluffy.
113 00:07:09 -Y’all have a good time.-(Fluffy barking)
114 00:07:11 -Whoop!-Dwayne, fall out!
115 00:07:13 (indistinct shouting outside,car doors open and close)
116 00:07:16 (car engine starts)
117 00:07:18 (country music continues playing)
118 00:07:24 CHRISTMAS: Miss Rayleen?
119 00:07:25 Can you help me getmy flashlight brighter?
120 00:07:27 You going up on that deck again?
121 00:07:29 Mm, I don’t know.
122 00:07:31 Don’t you have any girlfriends?
123 00:07:33 -I got you.-Uh-uh.
124 00:07:36 I’m not a friend. I’m a grown-up.
125 00:07:38 Then I guess nah.
126 00:07:40 What about that little sparkly friend?
127 00:07:43 His daddy’s making him football-practice.
128 00:07:46 (groans) God help that boy.
129 00:07:48 Nobody at school?
130 00:07:50 They all say I pee myself,even though I don’t.
131 00:07:53 No. No, no, no, I know.
132 00:08:00 What’s that?
133 00:08:02 It’s a curler.
134 00:08:04 What’s it for?
135 00:08:06 Make your eyelashes look longer.
136 00:08:08 Weird.
137 00:08:10 (grunts)
138 00:08:13 Miss Rayleen?
139 00:08:15 You think I could be part alien?
140 00:08:17 (sighs)
141 00:08:19 I worry about you, Christmas.
142 00:08:23 Do you want to watchThe Outer Limits later?
143 00:08:26 I’m sorry, boo, but I’m busy tonight.
144 00:08:35 (door opens and closes)
145 00:08:40 (car door opens and closes)
146 00:08:43 (car engine starts)
147 00:08:46 (car departing)
148 00:08:49 (switch clicking)
149 00:08:55 CHRISTMAS: When Mama died, everyone said
150 00:08:57 all kinds of different stuff.
151 00:08:59 She’s in Heaven.
152 00:09:00 She’s here with me but invisible.
153 00:09:02 The boss man saysshe got turned into stars
154 00:09:05 and comets and meteors,and I think that’s what’s true.
155 00:09:08 I think she’s starsand comets and meteors.
156 00:09:32 WOMAN (on TV): I would like to introduce
157 00:09:34 this bill of sale as Defense Exhibit A.
158 00:09:38 That’s what I would do, too.
159 00:09:40 MAN (on TV): ...were involvedin something more frivolous.
160 00:09:42 Well, there are those of us
161 00:09:44 who still side with the establishment.
162 00:09:46 -(gavel bangs)-Case dismissed.
163 00:09:48 (whoops excitedly)
164 00:09:51 (birds chirping)
165 00:09:55 EDDIE: Go! Go, run, run, run!
166 00:09:57 Hey, get them legs up! Get them legs up!
167 00:09:59 Yeah! All right, now zigzag. Zigzag.
168 00:10:01 Zigzag. Serpentine. Yeah!They ain’t gonna catch you
169 00:10:03 -if you serpentine. All right.-(panting)
170 00:10:05 Good hustle. All right.
171 00:10:06 All right, now go long,go long. Go, go, go.
172 00:10:08 CHRISTMAS: I want you to tell Joseph
173 00:10:10 it gets better for people like us.
174 00:10:12 -For the ones with no mamas.-(yelps)
175 00:10:14 Or the girl boysand the falsely accused bed wetters.
176 00:10:16 Hey! Hey.
177 00:10:18 (whimpers, grunts)
178 00:10:20 -But you might have to lie.-That’s all right.
179 00:10:21 EDDIE: Come on, bring it back in.
180 00:10:22 Bring it back in.Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.
181 00:10:24 -JOSEPH: Are we done yet?-EDDIE: Give me the ball.
182 00:10:26 All right, now, you got to be faster.
183 00:10:28 -You have got to be fast.-I don’t need to be fast.
184 00:10:30 -No, you’re gonna be faster.-RAYLEEN: Joseph.
185 00:10:32 I’ve been watching you.
186 00:10:33 You’re gonna have to learnto run fast as all hell.
187 00:10:36 Right? All right. So go long.
188 00:10:38 Set, hut!
189 00:10:40 Okay, turn around.
190 00:10:42 Hands up. Back up.
191 00:10:44 -Here we go!-| I say a little prayer for you |
192 00:10:46 (school bell ringing)
193 00:10:47 | I’m combing my hair now |
194 00:10:51 | And wondering what dress to wear now |
195 00:10:53 | Wear now |
196 00:10:55 | I say a little prayer for you |
197 00:10:58 | Forever and ever |
198 00:11:00 | You’ll stay in my heart... |
199 00:11:01 -Run!-It’s Hell-No!
200 00:11:03 Let’s get out of here!
201 00:11:05 Tax day. I’m y’all tax collector.
202 00:11:08 Give me y’all’s tax!
203 00:11:10 CHRISTMAS: You’d be advised
204 00:11:12 to stay the hell away from Hell-No Price.
205 00:11:15 Hey, Betsy-Wetsy.
206 00:11:17 -It’s not true.-It don’t matter.
207 00:11:19 Come on, just run.
208 00:11:20 HELL-NO: Hey! I will hunt you down!
209 00:11:22 CHRISTMAS: She’s got the ferocity
210 00:11:23 of a T. rex and twice the appetite.
211 00:11:26 Hell-No Price, I heardshe done ate her parents.
212 00:11:29 HELL-NO: Get down here!
213 00:11:31 I said get down here!
214 00:11:34 -Crap.-You got to pay.
215 00:11:36 You don’t got tax...
216 00:11:38 Smash attacks.
217 00:11:40 (Smash growls)
218 00:11:41 -We ain’t coming down.-Nah.
219 00:11:44 We ain’t got candy. We ain’t got nothing.
220 00:11:46 Come on. We’ll get ’em later.
221 00:11:48 (Joseph sighs)
222 00:11:50 GIRLS:| For the sake of all mankind |
223 00:11:51 | We pity the less lucky ones |
224 00:11:53 | The weak and the begrimed |
225 00:11:55 | Those that good fortune left behind |
226 00:11:58 (Christmas and Joseph chuckle)
227 00:11:59 | Be brave, be true |
228 00:12:01 | In everything you do... |
229 00:12:03 CHRISTMAS: Beware ofnasty Principal Massey.
230 00:12:06 She grew up right next doorto Miss Rayleen.
231 00:12:09 She pretends she’s better than everybody.
232 00:12:11 (blows whistle)
233 00:12:12 Good afternoon, Birdies.
234 00:12:14 ALL: Good afternoon, Miss Massey.
235 00:12:17 Have we got a treat for you today.
236 00:12:19 Who’s excited for some Jamboree?
237 00:12:22 (whooping, laughing)
238 00:12:24 Who’s excited for some winning?
239 00:12:26 -(whooping)-And this year,
240 00:12:28 I know we’re gonna bring homethat trophy like always.
241 00:12:30 Otherwise, y’all gonna bestaying in Marietta.
242 00:12:32 (chuckles) I’m playing.
243 00:12:34 I’m playing.
244 00:12:35 So...
245 00:12:37 there’s something specialhappening this year.
246 00:12:40 An opportunity for all of usto be a part of science.
247 00:12:45 MAN: Hi. Hi, everybody.
248 00:12:48 This is Doctor... Pers...
249 00:12:50 -Persad.-Persad.
250 00:12:51 -All the way from NASA.-PERSAD: Hello. Hello.
251 00:12:54 Raise your hands if you liketo think about outer space.
252 00:13:02 They’re girls.
253 00:13:04 That’s okay, huh.
254 00:13:06 You know, someone who loves to think
255 00:13:08 about outer space is our president.
256 00:13:10 -Oh, my.-He has sent some of us
257 00:13:13 on a mission across the Earth.
258 00:13:15 We are putting together a record of life.
259 00:13:17 MASSEY: A record?
260 00:13:19 Yes. The Golden Record.
261 00:13:21 The greatest hits of planet Earth.
262 00:13:22 An account of all of usto be launched into space.
263 00:13:25 -Ooh.-But I don’t want to go to space.
264 00:13:28 Hush up, precious. Shh, shh.
265 00:13:30 We are recording peoplefrom all over the world,
266 00:13:33 giving greetingsin their native languages.
267 00:13:35 If there is a chance there is other life,
268 00:13:39 there is a chance someone will hear this.
269 00:13:43 There’s no such things as aliens, though.
270 00:13:46 Piper, please.
271 00:13:49 Don’t interrupt.
272 00:13:51 Our president is a humble manfrom Georgia,
273 00:13:55 so why not a little girlfrom somewhere like...
274 00:13:59 -Wiggly.-...somewhere like Wiggly
275 00:14:02 be the keeper of our immortality?
276 00:14:05 -MASSEY: That’s quite a job.-(Christmas giggles)
277 00:14:07 Well, um, I appreciate your time.
278 00:14:08 A group of us will be thereat the Jamboree.
279 00:14:10 We are looking forwardto recording the winners.
280 00:14:13 All right, let’s go get changedinto our Jamboree costumes.
281 00:14:16 (Birdies whooping)
282 00:14:17 MASSEY: Come on, get going!
283 00:14:19 Let’s bring home the goldlike we do, right?
284 00:14:22 -JOSEPH: Christmas!-CHRISTMAS: Ow!
285 00:14:23 Why you always got to bethe one in the front, Piper?
286 00:14:26 -I got more badges than you...-CHRISTMAS: Piper! Hold up!
287 00:14:28 ...so why don’t youpour yourself a big old glass
288 00:14:30 -of hush up.-Hey. Hey.
289 00:14:32 (panting): Hey, Piper.
290 00:14:34 PIPER: Do y’all smell something?
291 00:14:35 Did somebody pee on themselves?
292 00:14:39 (laughter)
293 00:14:40 I want to be a Birdie Scout.
294 00:14:42 I want to go to Jamboree.
295 00:14:44 Go run into trees, bed wetter.
296 00:14:46 -I’m not a bed wetter.-GINGER: Yes, huh.
297 00:14:48 She’ll get the uniform nasty.
298 00:14:50 (gasps) You’ll get the uniform nasty.
299 00:14:52 (laughter)
300 00:14:54 I just said that.
301 00:14:56 I can be good for you.I know stuff about space.
302 00:14:58 I could help you win.
303 00:15:00 PIPER: Jamboree is a talent show.
304 00:15:02 The best of the best.
305 00:15:04 Is that you, or is trash you?
306 00:15:08 Why y’all so mean to me?
307 00:15:11 I don’t know.
308 00:15:13 Just feels right.
309 00:15:16 I’m at the top, and you’re at the bottom.
310 00:15:18 It’s just how we was made.
311 00:15:22 -(laughter)-GIRL: Go, go, go.
312 00:15:24 Open the locker!
313 00:15:25 Does this mean I’m in?
314 00:15:28 (sighs)
315 00:15:29 (girls laughing outside)
316 00:15:32 Ain’t that some shit.
317 00:15:40 Greetings from planet Earth.
318 00:15:42 I am Krystal Massey.
319 00:15:46 (sighs)
320 00:15:48 And, um...
321 00:15:57 There we go.
322 00:16:05 And I wish you great tidingsand great joy.
323 00:16:09 I do.
324 00:16:11 Aliens out there.
325 00:16:13 (distant banging,girls shouting indistinctly)
326 00:16:19 -(banging)-CHRISTMAS (muffled): Hello!
327 00:16:22 -Anyone?-(Massey sighs)
328 00:16:26 Oh, look, it’s Christmas.
329 00:16:29 Bless your heart.
330 00:16:32 I’m gonna tell you something, precious.
331 00:16:34 When we get put in a locker, it’s because,
332 00:16:37 one way or the other,we got ourselves in there.
333 00:16:41 -You understand?-No.
334 00:16:44 Oh, Christmas Flint. (chuckles)
335 00:16:45 We just don’t know about you, do we?
336 00:16:48 You’re sweet, but we just don’t know.
337 00:16:52 (Massey clucking tongue)
338 00:16:54 (Massey sighs, mutters)
339 00:16:55 JOSEPH: Christmas!
340 00:16:57 Hey.
341 00:16:58 Oh, my God, I love your hair.
342 00:17:00 It’s so different.
343 00:17:01 -Yeah.-It’s abstract.
344 00:17:03 You’re abstract.
345 00:17:04 I want our band name to be Gemini.
346 00:17:06 We can dress in that shiny plastic.
347 00:17:08 CHRISTMAS: Shiny plastic?
348 00:17:10 (Fluffy barking, country music playing)
349 00:17:12 What the hell happened to your hair?
350 00:17:15 Fell off, I guess.
351 00:17:16 RAMSEY: You look ferocious, boss.
352 00:17:18 Nothing more important than that.
353 00:17:19 She didn’t do this herself.
354 00:17:21 -Who did this?-No one.
355 00:17:23 Just tell her she looks nice.
356 00:17:25 What’s wrong with y’all?
357 00:17:27 Why’s she letting people cut on her hair?
358 00:17:29 She ain’t letting nobody do nothing.
359 00:17:31 -Clarification, boss.-CHRISTMAS: Overruled!
360 00:17:34 -(phone ringing)-Yep.
361 00:17:36 That’d be the judge.
362 00:17:38 You tell him I’m on my way, all right?
363 00:17:41 Oh. Come on, Fluffy.
364 00:17:43 Can you make sureshe got something to eat?
365 00:17:45 I ain’t got time for no children!
366 00:17:47 -And I ain’t her mama.-RAMSEY: Come on there, boss.
367 00:17:49 -(Fluffy barks)-There you go, Fluffy.
368 00:17:51 (phone continues ringing)
369 00:17:54 -Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.-(car engine starts)
370 00:17:56 ("Shake Sugaree" by ElizabethCotten and Brenda Evans plays)
371 00:18:08 | Have a little song |
372 00:18:12 | Won’t take long |
373 00:18:15 | Sing it right |
374 00:18:18 | Once or twice |
375 00:18:21 | Oh, Lordy, me |
376 00:18:23 | Didn’t I shake, sugaree? |
377 00:18:27 | Everything I gotIs done and pawned |
378 00:18:33 | Everything I gotIs done and pawned. |
379 00:18:41 See that?
380 00:18:43 No.
381 00:18:45 There’s gonna bea meteor shower this year.
382 00:18:48 It only happens every 60 years, and...
383 00:18:53 ...that means I can make contact.
384 00:18:56 There ain’t no one up there.
385 00:18:58 And if there is,your shabby-ass flashlight
386 00:18:59 ain’t gonna get it.
387 00:19:01 You ever actually seen Aretha Franklin?
388 00:19:03 No.
389 00:19:04 So?
390 00:19:11 I’m gonna get on that Golden Record.
391 00:19:14 What?
392 00:19:16 I’m gonna get on that Golden Record!
393 00:19:27 Joseph, we funna be Birdies.
394 00:19:29 What? I’m not a girl.
395 00:19:31 Well, there’s nothing in the whole book
396 00:19:33 that says you have to be. I checked.
397 00:19:35 We need a dance for Jamboreeso we can win.
398 00:19:38 You’re over your limit.You can only get one more.
399 00:19:54 JOSEPH: Hey. If I make that dance,
400 00:19:56 we funna win.
401 00:19:58 -We funna win.-(stamp thumps)
402 00:20:01 Go on, get out of here.
403 00:20:03 | Well, you rock my soulDown in the bosom... |
404 00:20:05 CHRISTMAS: We needa minimum of four scouts
405 00:20:07 so that we can make a troop
406 00:20:09 and I can get my voice on that record.
407 00:20:11 | He rocks my soul |
408 00:20:12 | Down in the bosom of Abraham... |
409 00:20:14 We have two weeks to findBirdies with special skills.
410 00:20:18 | Whoa, rock my soul |
411 00:20:19 -| Why don’t you rock my soul |-(indistinct shouting)
412 00:20:21 | Won’t you rock my soul |
413 00:20:23 | Down in the bosom of Abraham... |
414 00:20:25 (girl grunts)
415 00:20:26 CHRISTMAS: We’re looking for girls
416 00:20:28 with talents that have to beuseful in some way.
417 00:20:30 | Down in the bosom of Abraham |
418 00:20:32 -Mm-mm.-| Mm-hmm, oh, yeah... |
419 00:20:34 But I’d settle for anyonewho’d say yes to me.
420 00:20:36 | Whoa, rock my soul... |
421 00:20:38 Have you been saved?
422 00:20:41 CHRISTMAS: That’s Anne-Claire.
423 00:20:43 Loves her Jesus.She ain’t got but one eye.
424 00:20:45 Have you been saved?
425 00:20:47 Anne-Claire?
426 00:20:48 -Sorry.-CHRISTMAS: Do you want to help
427 00:20:50 the most poorest,struggling fools of the Earth?
428 00:20:53 We’re gonna leave a messagefor the aliens.
429 00:20:55 Let me ask.
430 00:20:59 Dear Lord Jesus,
431 00:21:01 um, do you think this is a good idea?
432 00:21:04 Amen.
433 00:21:05 Yes!
434 00:21:09 (chuckles)
435 00:21:14 CHRISTMAS: The Birdie manual says
436 00:21:16 we need girls with graceand virtue to lead us to glory.
437 00:21:21 But I think we need Hell-No Price.
438 00:21:22 BOY: Papa gave it to me.
439 00:21:24 Bubblegum. My favorite.
440 00:21:27 Hell-No Price.
441 00:21:29 I made you an avocado sandwich.
442 00:21:33 What the hell is this?
443 00:21:35 It’s God’s way of saying "mayonnaise."
444 00:21:37 Get that nasty away from me.
445 00:21:39 Heads up, bed wetter.We’re coming for you.
446 00:21:41 (Hell-No yells, Piper yelps)
447 00:21:43 (others gasping)
448 00:21:44 (Hell-No chuckling)
449 00:21:45 GIRL: Let me help you.
450 00:21:47 No, get away from me. I’m fine.
451 00:21:48 That was real nice of you.
452 00:21:50 I ain’t doing this ’cause I’m nice.
453 00:21:51 Just like to fight.
454 00:21:52 Using you as bait.
455 00:21:54 Now, go away.
456 00:21:56 CHRISTMAS: I starteda Birdie Scouting troop.
457 00:21:59 You’re fast, and you’re smarterthan everybody.
458 00:22:02 You could help us and be invaluable.
459 00:22:04 I don’t need to be invaluable.
460 00:22:05 Oh, don’t you want a chance
461 00:22:07 to leave a messagefor the aliens in the future?
462 00:22:09 Or at least earn some badges?
463 00:22:11 -Hell no.-But there’s a record
464 00:22:13 -they funna send into space.-(yells)
465 00:22:17 (Smash laughs)
466 00:22:18 CHRISTMAS: Smash is like the universe.
467 00:22:20 HELL-NO: Easy, Smash. Go play.
468 00:22:21 CHRISTMAS: Full of gas and mystery.
469 00:22:23 (groans)
470 00:22:26 CHRISTMAS: Hell-No...
471 00:22:29 you...
472 00:22:31 you’re like a human volcano.
473 00:22:34 I see you walking around,fixin’ to explode all the time.
474 00:22:38 I always wonder,what that girl think about?
475 00:22:42 So, what do you think about?
476 00:22:45 Blowing everything to kingdom come.
477 00:22:49 How we’re all headed for the boneyard,
478 00:22:51 so what’s the difference.
479 00:22:55 Burning everything down
480 00:22:57 so I don’t have to look at nothing pretty,
481 00:22:59 ’cause none of that for me.
482 00:23:03 Well...
483 00:23:07 By us standing together and saying,
484 00:23:09 "We should be here forever,"
485 00:23:12 and winning it over them,
486 00:23:15 that’s burning their whole nasty operation
487 00:23:17 right to the ground.
488 00:23:18 (chuckles softly, footsteps approaching)
489 00:23:21 Yeah.
490 00:23:23 -Hmm? Hmm?-Not right now, Smash.
491 00:23:27 Smash gets to come, too.
492 00:23:29 All right.
493 00:23:31 Smash get all the cookies she wants.
494 00:23:34 Okay.
495 00:23:36 You know I ain’t your friend, right?
496 00:23:37 Yeah, I know that. (chuckles)
497 00:23:41 Good.
498 00:23:45 CHRISTMAS: Birdie manual says
499 00:23:46 every troop needs a Troop Mother
500 00:23:48 who will show us how to beshining examples of womanhood.
501 00:23:50 Ow!
502 00:23:53 Whatever that means.
503 00:23:56 My client could not have beenpresent the night in question,
504 00:24:00 because we have receipts from Winn-Dixie
505 00:24:03 that prove he spent the night shopping.
506 00:24:06 He was shopping forlighter fluid for 20 minutes.
507 00:24:08 It’s right here on the receipt.
508 00:24:11 (sighs) Dang.
509 00:24:12 RAYLEEN: I swear, you men and arson.
510 00:24:15 Why you feel likeyou have to set things on fire
511 00:24:17 every time you have a problem?
512 00:24:18 That’s our way.
513 00:24:20 Life comes at you hard,you set it the hell on fire.
514 00:24:24 -Ain’t that right, boss?-(food sizzling)
515 00:24:26 -Miss Rayleen?-Yeah?
516 00:24:27 -I need something.-Welcome to life, sugar booger.
517 00:24:30 (Fluffy yapping)
518 00:24:32 Will you lead us to glory?
519 00:24:34 Hell no.
520 00:24:37 Prize is you get to leave a message
521 00:24:38 for the aliens on the Golden Record,
522 00:24:40 -with Mozart and them.-What?
523 00:24:42 Now, ho-hold up, hold up.
524 00:24:44 I’d be the representative of
525 00:24:45 all the children on planet Earth.
526 00:24:47 So, like, our music for aliens?
527 00:24:49 -Some of our music.-Johnny Cash?
528 00:24:51 No.
529 00:24:52 -Waylon?-No.
530 00:24:53 Gram Parsons? Rolling Stones?
531 00:24:55 No, more like Beethoven and them.
532 00:24:57 Well, then I’m not interested in space.
533 00:24:59 I don’t care for that at all.
534 00:25:01 Yeah, well, I care.
535 00:25:04 There’s some other life out there,
536 00:25:06 and they funna know me.
537 00:25:12 (sighs softly)
538 00:25:16 No.
539 00:25:18 -It-it’d be office hours.-You already owe me back pay.
540 00:25:21 RAMSEY: Well, I’ll get it. I’ll get it.
541 00:25:23 I mean, ain’t my fault everybody guilty.
542 00:25:25 Ain’t my fault you can’tget people to pay you.
543 00:25:27 Joseph already startedour choreography, though.
544 00:25:29 RAYLEEN: No. No, sir.
545 00:25:30 I don’t get on good with little girls.
546 00:25:33 I do arsonists, murderersand state prosecutors.
547 00:25:36 Little girls give me the creeps.
548 00:25:37 Plus, you can’t hit ’em no more.
549 00:25:39 They changed the laws.
550 00:25:40 All right.
551 00:25:42 "Lead us to glory." I like that.
552 00:25:44 And it would’ve been good
553 00:25:46 for you to be around other girls, boss.
554 00:25:47 Lord knows I raise you like oneof them hillbillies next door.
555 00:25:51 You’ll be doing dipif I don’t take some action.
556 00:25:55 Miss Rayleen, take youroffice days down to two.
557 00:25:59 No. Hell no.
558 00:26:00 I’m the boss man.
559 00:26:01 You the leader of the Birdies.
560 00:26:03 Me and Fluffy,
561 00:26:04 -we gonna go and try and get paid.-(Fluffy barking)
562 00:26:10 Here you go.
563 00:26:14 RAMSEY: Fall out, Fluffy.
564 00:26:19 (chuckles softly)
565 00:26:22 I don’t do nothing half-ass.
566 00:26:24 I don’t want to do anythingwith half an ass.
567 00:26:26 You know you’re just setting yourself up
568 00:26:28 for your little heart to get broke.
569 00:26:30 No, setting myself upto change my whole life.
570 00:26:32 (Rayleen yells, whoops)
571 00:26:37 (chuckles): He forgot to openthe damn beer can.
572 00:26:39 (both laughing)
573 00:26:42 (Rayleen sighs)
574 00:26:43 Mmm!
575 00:26:49 Rayleen Mosely?
576 00:26:51 Hi, Krystal.
577 00:26:53 Hey.
578 00:26:54 (chuckles) It’s been a minute.
579 00:26:56 Mm-hmm.
580 00:26:59 Since, uh...
581 00:27:02 BOTH: Pavo Possum Fest.
582 00:27:05 Well, hey. Sure is nice to see you.
583 00:27:08 (chuckles)
584 00:27:10 And are you a... are you a mama?
585 00:27:14 I’m the Troop Mama.
586 00:27:17 (laughs)
587 00:27:19 (Rayleen chuckles)
588 00:27:20 RAYLEEN: Yeah.
589 00:27:22 For real?
590 00:27:24 -Are you playing?-I don’t play. You know that.
591 00:27:27 They can’t be Birdies.
592 00:27:29 -Why not?-Because these children
593 00:27:31 are not...
594 00:27:32 Because Birdies havea strict quality code.
595 00:27:35 -My boos are quality.-(quiet fart)
596 00:27:43 And you think you can get these children
597 00:27:45 to follow these standards?
598 00:27:46 Does a fat puppy poot? I got this.
599 00:27:49 That kind of language isn’t necessary.
600 00:27:53 All right, then.
601 00:27:55 Got to give you a number.
602 00:27:57 Troop...
603 00:27:58 Oh, dear, well...
604 00:28:00 Huh. The only number left inthe state of Georgia is zero.
605 00:28:05 Isn’t that sweet?
606 00:28:07 Perfectly appropriate.
607 00:28:09 Yes, precious.
608 00:28:10 Zero’s the number of infinity.
609 00:28:13 Is that right?
610 00:28:15 -CHRISTMAS: Yeah.-MASSEY: Well...
611 00:28:17 Troop Zero, welcome to Birdie Scouting.
612 00:28:21 (chuckling)
613 00:28:23 I don’t know if you thoughtthis was gonna be easy.
614 00:28:26 Being a woman of substance is never easy.
615 00:28:30 It’s not pageantry,
616 00:28:31 where you look pretty for the boys.
617 00:28:34 It’s not 4-H, where you birtha calf and call it a day.
618 00:28:38 Before you’re taking care of your babies,
619 00:28:41 before you’retaking care of your husbands,
620 00:28:43 your old parents and whoeverelse needs you to hold them up,
621 00:28:46 you’re taking care of your troop.
622 00:28:47 You’re making sure you’re all winners.
623 00:28:51 Each member is required to earn one badge.
624 00:28:53 That’s the bare minimumto qualify for Jamboree.
625 00:28:57 You will earn them honestly--
626 00:28:59 no cheating-- and if you earn ’em,
627 00:29:02 then you got a shot at Marietta.
628 00:29:04 So, welcome, Troop Zero.
629 00:29:08 We’ll see you on the other side.
630 00:29:10 If you make it out alive.
631 00:29:12 (Massey chuckling)
632 00:29:14 -I’m playing. I’m playing.-(Rayleen chuckles)
633 00:29:16 I’m not.
634 00:29:18 Come on, y’all.
635 00:29:20 -Come on. Don’t take nothing.-(slurping)
636 00:29:22 She’ll say you got it dirty.
637 00:29:23 (kids screaming)
638 00:29:25 (kids yelling playfully, laughing)
639 00:29:34 -I will destroy you!-Stop it! Stop it!
640 00:29:37 All right, all right.
641 00:29:39 (screams) Ow.
642 00:29:41 RAYLEEN: Y’all want to do this.
643 00:29:43 -Hey, hey.-(shouting dies down)
644 00:29:46 (sighs, laughter continues)
645 00:29:51 (chuckling)
646 00:29:52 -Y’all my Birdies now.-He can’t be a Birdie.
647 00:29:56 Can’t be a Birdie ’cause he’s half boy.
648 00:29:58 Can’t be a football player’cause he’s half girl.
649 00:29:59 No, ma’am, that would be a "no, ma’am."
650 00:30:01 We are sweet to each other.
651 00:30:02 Smash, get your finger out your nose.
652 00:30:04 Get the straw out of your mouth.
653 00:30:06 Hell-No, you get the strawout of your mouth, too.
654 00:30:07 Put your foot down.
655 00:30:09 Joseph, welcome to the Birdie Scouts.
656 00:30:13 Smash, I don’t care about the law.
657 00:30:16 Rayleen funna whup your ass.
658 00:30:18 (growls)
659 00:30:21 Joseph is one of y’all now, all right?
660 00:30:24 And we are gonna do the best we can.
661 00:30:26 -Yeah.-HELL-NO: Nah.
662 00:30:28 -We funna lose.-(Smash grunts)
663 00:30:29 This a bunch of losers and trash
664 00:30:30 -nobody wants.-CHRISTMAS: No.
665 00:30:32 We funna win.
666 00:30:33 -MASSEY: Here we are.-(laughter)
667 00:30:36 Leftovers for the leftovers.
668 00:30:39 (chuckling): I’m playing. Y’all know I am.
669 00:30:42 For real.
670 00:30:43 Good luck with whateveryou find in this badge jar.
671 00:30:46 My girls have won almost every one.
672 00:30:48 Can you believe it?
673 00:30:50 I’m sure there’s somethingin there for you.
674 00:30:53 I appreciate you.
675 00:30:54 -Mm.-And let’s see what we got here.
676 00:30:57 JOSEPH: What’s that?
677 00:30:58 Dang, these are ugly.
678 00:31:00 Take it.
679 00:31:01 (kids laughing)
680 00:31:03 What the hell is this?
681 00:31:04 Oh, that’s Survival in the Wilderness.
682 00:31:07 Can we have somethingmore in their ballpark?
683 00:31:09 I mean, "Dress-idge,"that ain’t gonna work.
684 00:31:12 "Dressage" is the correct pronunciation.
685 00:31:15 Whatever it is, it ain’t gonna work.
686 00:31:16 -Ceramics. Table Settings?-Hell-No.
687 00:31:19 -No.-Just remind me,
688 00:31:21 what do they say about beggars again?
689 00:31:25 I’m playing. I’m playing.
690 00:31:28 (chuckles)
691 00:31:29 Y’all clean up this mess in here.
692 00:31:33 -These smell.-Mm!
693 00:31:35 -(sniffs)-RAYLEEN: All right.
694 00:31:37 All y’all got to do is win one badge each
695 00:31:40 to go to Jamboree.
696 00:31:42 So, it shouldn’t be that hard.
697 00:31:43 Have y’all ever wonanything in your lives?
698 00:31:47 (cricket chirping)
699 00:31:52 All right, Troop Zero, let’s just--
700 00:31:54 You know what? Let’s just do what we can.
701 00:31:57 You too thick, wear the sash.
702 00:31:59 You don’t want to weargirl clothes, wear the sash.
703 00:32:03 You pee your pants, wear the sash.
704 00:32:04 -Just don’t get any pee on it.-I don’t pee myself.
705 00:32:07 RAYLEEN: Yeah, that’s justin principle. Here.
706 00:32:09 Well, come on, now, Hell-No.
707 00:32:10 Come on. Even if y’all don’t win,
708 00:32:12 you got to show them that you’re serious.
709 00:32:13 -Y’all serious?-ALL: Yes, ma’am.
710 00:32:15 All right.
711 00:32:17 Let’s get this, my boos.
712 00:32:19 (Rayleen sighs)
713 00:32:20 Cookie Selling badge.
714 00:32:23 Blood makes the grass grow.
715 00:32:26 -(grunts)-Kill, kill, kill!
716 00:32:28 -Come on. Come on.-(kids murmuring)
717 00:32:30 -Come on.-Let’s do this!
718 00:32:32 -Let’s go!-Oh, I’m a real-life Birdie Scout!
719 00:32:34 ("Little Green Bag"by George Baker Selection plays)
720 00:32:38 | Yeah |
721 00:32:45 | Lookin’ back on the trackFor a little green bag |
722 00:32:50 | Got to find just the kind |
723 00:32:51 | Or losin’ my mind |
724 00:32:54 | Out of sight in the night,Out of sight in the day |
725 00:32:58 | Lookin’ back on the track,Gonna do it my way |
726 00:33:03 | Out of sight in the night,Out of sight in the day |
727 00:33:08 | Lookin’ back on the track,Gonna do it my way |
728 00:33:12 | Lookin’ back |
729 00:33:20 | Ah |
730 00:33:22 | Lookin’ for some happiness |
731 00:33:24 | But there is only loneliness |
732 00:33:26 | To find... |
733 00:33:30 Buy my cookies, Ray-Ray.
734 00:33:32 -I got to ask my mama.-They’re two dollars.
735 00:33:34 Two boxes.
736 00:33:36 Give me four dollars for my cookies
737 00:33:37 so I can be a woman of substance.
738 00:33:39 Now, Ray-Ray.
739 00:33:41 -Do it.-(Smash grunts)
740 00:33:52 -WOMAN: Give that back.-(Hell-No sucks teeth)
741 00:33:54 -Now, get out of here.-(Smash growls)
742 00:33:57 (frustrated grunt, knocking)
743 00:33:59 | Lookin’ for some happiness |
744 00:34:01 | But there is only loneliness... |
745 00:34:03 There, take some cookies.
746 00:34:05 Come on.
747 00:34:07 | Jump to the left,Turn to the right |
748 00:34:12 -| Lookin’ upstairs... |-JOSEPH: Hi.
749 00:34:14 Would you like to buysome delicious Birdie cookies?
750 00:34:17 -You’re not a Girl Scout.-It’s Birdie Scouts,
751 00:34:19 and we work on building communities
752 00:34:20 through strengthening ourself...
753 00:34:21 No. No. No.
754 00:34:23 We...
755 00:34:24 Well...
756 00:34:26 Damn.
757 00:34:28 Please? I get so scaredtalking in front of strangers.
758 00:34:32 What kind of evangelistdoes that make you?
759 00:34:34 Real bad one.
760 00:34:36 All right, well, just hold my hand.
761 00:34:38 | Out of sight in the night,Out of sight... |
762 00:34:39 I funna puke, Miss Rayleen.
763 00:34:41 Don’t puke before you get the money, boo.
764 00:34:43 -Hello.-ANNE-CLAIRE: Hello.
765 00:34:47 Would you please...
766 00:34:49 give me some... some money?
767 00:34:52 I’ll be happy to.I used to be a Birdie myself.
768 00:34:56 | Lookin’ for some happiness... |
769 00:34:57 (retching, coughing)
770 00:34:58 (whispers): Is she gonna be all right?
771 00:35:00 She’ll be fine.
772 00:35:01 It’s good for the grass. (chuckles)
773 00:35:03 Come on.
774 00:35:04 | Jump to the left |
775 00:35:06 -| Turn to the right |-(Anne-Claire chuckles)
776 00:35:08 | Lookin’ upstairs |
777 00:35:10 -There. Come on.-| Lookin’ behind... |
778 00:35:12 Every little girl dreamsabout getting married
779 00:35:16 and having their own babies.
780 00:35:19 Child Care badge prepares you
781 00:35:22 for the ultimate joys of motherhood.
782 00:35:25 (baby doll crying)
783 00:35:26 -(head tumbles on floor)-Dang.
784 00:35:29 (Smash laughs, Hell-No laughs)
785 00:35:31 Act right. Stop that.
786 00:35:33 Stop that.
787 00:35:35 -| Lookin’ for some happiness |-Ow!
788 00:35:36 | But there is only loneliness |
789 00:35:39 -| To find... |-Perfect trust falls.
790 00:35:42 Again.
791 00:35:44 What the hell they tryingto teach you, trust?
792 00:35:46 Try that in the real world.
793 00:35:48 Get up, now.
794 00:35:49 Get up.
795 00:35:51 Get going. Come on.
796 00:35:54 (quietly): Dear Lord in Heaven,be safe, be safe.
797 00:35:59 (thud, Anne-Claire grunts)
798 00:36:01 All right, I got you, I got you.
799 00:36:03 -Trust.-(exhales sharply)
800 00:36:07 (thud, laughing)
801 00:36:12 -Hey, don’t mess this up.-Right.
802 00:36:15 All right, I got this.
803 00:36:17 You better. I need this.
804 00:36:19 -(yelps)-CHRISTMAS: Ow!
805 00:36:20 (kids chattering)
806 00:36:22 -(laughing)-No, no, no.
807 00:36:24 -No. No, no.-(Smash grunting, laughing)
808 00:36:27 (screaming, laughing)
809 00:36:32 We never gonna get to Jamboree like this.
810 00:36:34 Shouldn’t have taken them.
811 00:36:37 They’re ruining everything.
812 00:36:40 They’re even bigger losers than I am.
813 00:36:42 (laughing, yelling)
814 00:36:45 Oh, you’re right.
815 00:36:47 Better for you to be backat home watching Outer Limits
816 00:36:50 and me to be living my life in peace.
817 00:36:54 What? No.
818 00:36:59 Let me see them badges.
819 00:37:14 You got to work with what you got.
820 00:37:16 Special skills.
821 00:37:17 ("I’m a Winner" by Diana Ross playing)
822 00:37:20 CHRISTMAS: Beauty badgewas made for Joseph.
823 00:37:22 If he can make my hair less ugly,
824 00:37:24 he can make the world less ugly.
825 00:37:26 This is the time to say yes.
826 00:37:28 This is how I am.
827 00:37:30 This is what God gave me to work with.
828 00:37:32 And I’m gonna make it beautiful’cause it’s mine.
829 00:37:35 All right.
830 00:37:36 | And I’m so glad |
831 00:37:38 | I took the chance on you, baby |
832 00:37:41 | Hey |
833 00:37:44 | My friends all sayHe don’t play by the rules |
834 00:37:48 | So listen, don’t you be no fool |
835 00:37:53 | Don’t you knowYou’re just a beginner |
836 00:37:56 | So look at me now |
837 00:37:58 | I’m a winner |
838 00:38:00 | Oh, oh |
839 00:38:01 | I’m a winner |
840 00:38:04 | Ooh, yes, I am |
841 00:38:08 | Ow! |
842 00:38:16 | Put that money downAnd put them chips on nine |
843 00:38:21 | Ah, ah |
844 00:38:26 -| Ah, ah |-| Ah, ah |
845 00:38:29 -| Ooh |-| Ah |
846 00:38:31 | I’m a winner |
847 00:38:33 -(cheering)-| Yes, I am... |
848 00:38:36 Dang, son.
849 00:38:38 You survive nine more years of this,
850 00:38:39 you’re gonna make a wholebucketload of damn money.
851 00:38:42 Yes, ma’am.
852 00:38:43 Special skills.
853 00:38:45 RAYLEEN: All right, Christmas, who’s next?
854 00:38:47 | I took a chance on you, baby |
855 00:38:50 -| Oh, I’m a winner... |-(song fades)
856 00:38:53 (birds chirping, insects trilling)
857 00:38:57 Got some inspiring words, Mr. Ramsey?
858 00:38:59 -Thank you, Miss Rayleen.-Yeah.
859 00:39:02 RAMSEY: When I was inthe United States Army
860 00:39:05 with Mr. Dwayne,
861 00:39:07 we used to run a courselike this twice a day.
862 00:39:10 And there were machine gunsgoing off over our heads.
863 00:39:13 DWAYNE: We had bowls of ricejust once a day
864 00:39:15 just to get us through the hardships.
865 00:39:17 Not about the rice right now.
866 00:39:19 What Mr. Dwayne is sayingis life ain’t about winning.
867 00:39:23 I mean, it is for some--for those who win.
868 00:39:25 But for the rest of y’all...
869 00:39:28 the trick is to endure.
870 00:39:30 Not let the kicks and the nasty words
871 00:39:34 keep you down.
872 00:39:35 Then you wake up one day,
873 00:39:38 and you’ll be the last one standing.
874 00:39:41 (dogs barking in distance)
875 00:39:43 So...
876 00:39:48 Go get them Endurance badges, little boos!
877 00:39:50 -Go! Come on.-(blows whistle)
878 00:39:53 Smash, pick up those feet.
879 00:39:55 -Pick up your feet!-(kids grunting, panting)
880 00:40:00 RAMSEY: You go easy on my girl.
881 00:40:02 All right? You-you know she gotone leg shorter than the other?
882 00:40:06 (grunts) Ow!
883 00:40:07 That poor thing can’t afford
884 00:40:08 to do nothing easy, and you know that.
885 00:40:10 -RAMSEY: Come on!-RAYLEEN: Come on, y’all.
886 00:40:12 -Come on! Come on!-Come on! Come on!
887 00:40:16 CHRISTMAS: This badge was madefor Hell-No Price.
888 00:40:20 She eats obstacles forbreakfast, lunch and dinner.
889 00:40:23 ALL (chanting): Hell-No! Hell-No!
890 00:40:26 -Hell-No!-(blows whistle)
891 00:40:28 You done good, Hell-No.
892 00:40:32 (chuckles, kids cheering)
893 00:40:41 Smash, I figure you take things apart,
894 00:40:43 you might be ableto put ’em back together.
895 00:40:47 Go on.
896 00:40:51 (giggles)
897 00:41:06 (radio static droning)
898 00:41:10 (indistinct broadcast plays)
899 00:41:12 (kids cheering)
900 00:41:14 My boo! (laughs)
901 00:41:19 (whooping)
902 00:41:22 CHRISTMAS: That Smash will surprise you.
903 00:41:24 And I will, too.
904 00:41:26 Promise.
905 00:41:28 Got to have one special skill.
906 00:41:31 This is almost impossible to mess up.
907 00:41:33 Even for you, Christmas.
908 00:41:35 Baking badge.
909 00:41:37 Bake a cake, get the badge.
910 00:41:40 Can’t you just give me one?
911 00:41:42 -Are you a cheater?-No, ma’am.
912 00:41:46 Oh, forgot the dang vanilla.
913 00:41:50 (indistinct chatter, laughing)
914 00:41:52 (chatter quiets)
915 00:41:53 What the "H" y’all doing?
916 00:41:56 Baking badge.
917 00:41:58 Why are y’all playing like this?
918 00:41:59 Yeah, y’all suck at being girls.
919 00:42:02 -Y’all suck at being girls.-Yeah.
920 00:42:05 -Why does she always do that to me?-It’s okay.
921 00:42:07 You--
922 00:42:09 you ain’t even got no eye.
923 00:42:13 And you--
924 00:42:14 you ain’t even a real girl.
925 00:42:18 All of y’all.
926 00:42:19 I don’t get y’all.
927 00:42:21 How do any of y’all even get out of bed,
928 00:42:23 being so weird?
929 00:42:25 Shut up.
930 00:42:31 What’d you say, girl boy?
931 00:42:35 I said, "Shut up."
932 00:42:37 And my name’s Joseph.
933 00:42:40 Call me Joseph like a normal person.
934 00:42:42 You’re not a normal person.
935 00:42:45 Don’t talk about him like that.
936 00:42:47 Be sweet, Hell-No.
937 00:42:49 We’re just doing our badge.
938 00:42:51 He didn’t mean any harm.
939 00:42:53 ANNE-CLAIRE: He ours.
940 00:42:54 He our fellow Birdie Scout.
941 00:42:56 He’s a freak.
942 00:42:58 No, you are.
943 00:43:01 Just let her say what she wants.
944 00:43:03 Don’t matter.
945 00:43:04 I need this badge, though.
946 00:43:07 (sighs)
947 00:43:09 -It does too matter.-(Joseph whimpers)
948 00:43:12 We funna win.
949 00:43:13 We funna get on that record.
950 00:43:17 You’re just one piece of dirton a bigger piece of dirt.
951 00:43:20 We’re gonna last forever,
952 00:43:24 and you’re just gonna wash away.
953 00:43:30 (kids gasping)
954 00:43:34 (scattered laughter)
955 00:43:37 Oh, hell no.
956 00:43:39 (Piper gasps, others gasping)
957 00:43:41 (scoffs)
958 00:43:42 Let’s get ’em!
959 00:43:44 (kids yelling)
960 00:43:53 (laughter, yelling)
961 00:44:01 Flour!
962 00:44:05 (yelling continues)
963 00:44:09 (laughing)
964 00:44:15 (gasping)
965 00:44:17 Stop!
966 00:44:33 (gasps)
967 00:44:35 (laughing)
968 00:44:37 Act right, y’all! Act right!
969 00:44:39 -Holy mother...-(blows whistle)
970 00:44:41 Piper, stop!
971 00:44:44 Stop! You are sweet.
972 00:44:46 You are sweet!
973 00:44:47 Where are my young ladies?
974 00:44:49 Right here.
975 00:44:51 (sighs)
976 00:44:53 MASSEY: I have never seen
977 00:44:55 such delinquency, such a lack of hygiene.
978 00:45:00 Oh, the trash, the trash of it all!
979 00:45:04 And y’all-- y’all were raised better.
980 00:45:06 Troop Zero...
981 00:45:10 ...you were so close.
982 00:45:12 You blazed throughall the badges on your level.
983 00:45:15 They sure in hell did.
984 00:45:17 -They’re sorry.-I ain’t sorry.
985 00:45:19 MASSEY: Starting fights, acting ugly.
986 00:45:22 Y’all suspended.
987 00:45:24 (kids gasping, murmuring,scattered laughter)
988 00:45:26 Oh, come on.
989 00:45:28 Can’t I just use the cafeteriato get my Baking badge?
990 00:45:31 No, ma’am. No.
991 00:45:33 I can’t even pretendy’all are cute anymore.
992 00:45:36 It’s sad.
993 00:45:37 Sad, sad, sad.
994 00:45:39 And, my troop, y’all are on thin ice.
995 00:45:42 Let’s go. Get on out.
996 00:45:44 -(Smash growling)-Piper. Come on, get.
997 00:45:46 (Anne-Claire sneezes)
998 00:45:48 And y’all clean this mess up.
999 00:45:59 (bell jingles)
1000 00:46:00 -Family special.-WAITRESS: Coming right up.
1001 00:46:03 (quiet chatter)
1002 00:46:09 Think y’all would be happier just doing--
1003 00:46:12 I don’t know-- Bible schoolor FFA or just watching TV.
1004 00:46:19 Whatever happened to watching TV?
1005 00:46:21 I can’t give up.
1006 00:46:23 I mean, there must beone badge I can earn.
1007 00:46:26 RAYLEEN: If y’all even get to Jamboree,
1008 00:46:28 which you won’t, y’all ain’t gonna win.
1009 00:46:32 I mean, I’m sorry, but...
1010 00:46:34 I wish someone had told me that.
1011 00:46:37 HELL-NO: No Jamboree?
1012 00:46:39 I made a dance, though.
1013 00:46:42 I really want to tell y’allwhat you want to hear,
1014 00:46:43 but this situation just ain’t salvageable.
1015 00:46:46 (sighs)
1016 00:46:47 (fierce grunt, Anne-Claire gasps)
1017 00:46:49 JOSEPH: Could’ve been gone from here.
1018 00:46:51 I could’ve been famous.
1019 00:46:52 I wanted to leave a permanent record.
1020 00:46:55 We still can.
1021 00:47:00 (Smash growls)
1022 00:47:01 (yells)
1023 00:47:02 -(banging on window)-Smash!
1024 00:47:04 Quit it!
1025 00:47:05 -(kids chattering)-Smash, come back.
1026 00:47:06 -(Smash growling)-Calm down.
1027 00:47:08 (door opens, kids shouting)
1028 00:47:10 Smash, come back!
1029 00:47:11 -No, come on!-Come on, Smash.
1030 00:47:12 This ain’t us.
1031 00:47:13 -(Smash roaring)-This is some candy-ass,
1032 00:47:15 B-grade version of us’cause we ain’t got nobody
1033 00:47:17 -to show us how to be better.-Hey!
1034 00:47:19 Show us.
1035 00:47:21 Be that one for us, please.
1036 00:47:24 No one was that for me.
1037 00:47:25 Yeah, well, it can be different now.
1038 00:47:27 It’s never gonna be different.
1039 00:47:29 Your life is gonna be the sameas you are right now.
1040 00:47:32 The sooner you learn that, the better.
1041 00:47:38 That can’t be true.
1042 00:47:40 ’Cause I’ll die.
1043 00:47:42 (kids continue shouting outside)
1044 00:47:44 -(door opens)-JOSEPH: You were running after her
1045 00:47:46 -just the same.-HELL-NO: That doesn’t mean
1046 00:47:47 you can yell at her like that.
1047 00:47:49 ANNE-CLAIRE: Will y’all help mewith this window?
1048 00:47:50 (whistle blares, chatter stops)
1049 00:47:51 Sit down! Sit down.
1050 00:47:57 Okay?
1051 00:47:59 (sighs) One badge. One more badge.
1052 00:48:01 Uh-uh. Give me that.
1053 00:48:03 (grunts)
1054 00:48:10 Surviving in the Wilderness.
1055 00:48:15 Like Jesus.
1056 00:48:17 (Smash sighs)
1057 00:48:23 (indistinct chatter)
1058 00:48:30 Enjoy your suspension.
1059 00:48:31 -CHRISTMAS: Ow!-(laughter)
1060 00:48:33 -Wow.-Stay down, bed wetter.
1061 00:48:36 RAYLEEN: We do not stay down
1062 00:48:38 because they tell us to, Christmas.
1063 00:48:39 That is a "no, ma’am."
1064 00:48:41 -(school bell ringing)-(laughter, chatter)
1065 00:48:43 -Smash get a snack break?-Hunger is good for you.
1066 00:48:47 You starving us. You putting us in danger.
1067 00:48:50 Y’all in danger every day.
1068 00:48:52 (birds calling, indistinct chatter)
1069 00:49:00 We ain’t going intothe South Woods, are we?
1070 00:49:03 It’s time y’all learnedto take it by the horns.
1071 00:49:10 HELL-NO: Smash, wait up.
1072 00:49:11 Smash.
1073 00:49:12 JOSEPH: I heard someone died in there.
1074 00:49:20 (kids chattering indistinctly)
1075 00:49:22 RAYLEEN: Don’t touch nothing.
1076 00:49:27 (ominous birdcalls)
1077 00:49:29 JOSEPH: What was that? I’m ascared.
1078 00:49:32 Will it be fast when I die?
1079 00:49:34 RAYLEEN: Y’all get ahold of y’all selves.
1080 00:49:35 (kids chattering, gasping)
1081 00:49:37 (shuddering breaths)
1082 00:49:39 (screaming)
1083 00:49:41 (other kids laughing)
1084 00:49:46 Go. Go.
1085 00:49:47 (Joseph screams, other kids laugh)
1086 00:49:49 (various birdcalls, insects trilling)
1087 00:49:51 CHRISTMAS: And it’s really cool
1088 00:49:53 because the aliens, th-they’ll hear us
1089 00:49:56 because the sound waves,
1090 00:49:57 they go out, out, out into the universe
1091 00:49:59 until they hit something, then...
1092 00:50:00 That is not how it works.
1093 00:50:02 CHRISTMAS: Yeah, it is. My mama said.
1094 00:50:03 RAYLEEN: All right, now, y’all.
1095 00:50:06 We sleeping here?
1096 00:50:08 I’m not gonna sleep with Christmas.
1097 00:50:09 She funna pee on me.
1098 00:50:11 -I don’t wet the bed.-Yes-huh.
1099 00:50:13 -(murmuring)-Y’all stop acting ugly.
1100 00:50:14 Smash.
1101 00:50:16 All right, my boos.
1102 00:50:17 It’s time y’all earnedthat badge fair and square.
1103 00:50:20 You leaving us?
1104 00:50:22 (stammers) We funna die.
1105 00:50:23 Ah, hell, hell no, I can’t stay...
1106 00:50:25 Hell yes, Hell-No.
1107 00:50:27 And when y’all wake upin the morning, y’all know that
1108 00:50:29 you spent the night in the wilderness,
1109 00:50:30 didn’t no one help you.
1110 00:50:32 (whispers): What if we don’t...
1111 00:50:34 All right, prove ’em wrong.
1112 00:50:35 -Make me proud.-(kids murmuring)
1113 00:50:36 But what if we don’t wake up?
1114 00:50:39 (kids clamoring)
1115 00:50:51 (night birds calling)
1116 00:50:57 Yea, though I walk through
1117 00:50:58 the valley of the shadow of death...
1118 00:51:00 (branch snaps nearby, Joseph gasps)
1119 00:51:01 ...I will fear no evil,for thou art with me...
1120 00:51:04 (prayer continues indistinctly)
1121 00:51:08 (bird squawking, animal squeaking)
1122 00:51:12 (radio static warbling)
1123 00:51:14 (rock music playing, Smash chuckles)
1124 00:51:23 DJ (over radio): It’s rockin’ WZPZ Rock.
1125 00:51:26 Coming up, David Bowie’s "Rebel Rebel."
1126 00:51:29 (intro to "Rebel Rebel" plays)
1127 00:51:32 (chuckles): My dear and holy God.
1128 00:51:38 (music continues loudly, laughter)
1129 00:51:43 (squealing excitedly)
1130 00:51:45 | You’ve got your mother in a whirl |
1131 00:51:49 | She’s not sureIf you’re a boy or a girl |
1132 00:51:53 | Hey, babe, your hair’s all right |
1133 00:51:57 | Hey, babe, let’s go out tonight |
1134 00:52:00 | They put you down,They say I’m wrong |
1135 00:52:04 | You tacky thing,You put them on |
1136 00:52:07 | Rebel Rebel |
1137 00:52:09 | You’ve torn your dress |
1138 00:52:11 | Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess |
1139 00:52:15 | Rebel Rebel |
1140 00:52:17 | How could they know? |
1141 00:52:19 | Hot tramp, I love you so |
1142 00:52:25 | Don’t ya? |
1143 00:52:29 CHRISTMAS: Can you see us better
1144 00:52:30 when we’re together like this?
1145 00:52:32 Is our signal stronger?
1146 00:52:35 I think it is.
1147 00:52:38 (song ends)
1148 00:52:40 (quiet fart)
1149 00:52:42 -JOSEPH: Oh, Smash.-ANNE-CLAIRE: Smash.
1150 00:52:45 (birds chirping, hooting)
1151 00:52:46 CHRISTMAS: If there is wild animals,
1152 00:52:48 I funna spit scuppernong seedsin their eyes and blind them.
1153 00:52:51 And then... then they’llrun off and be scared.
1154 00:52:53 They’ll be the ones who’s scared.
1155 00:52:55 ’Cause I’m not scared. I’m not scared.
1156 00:52:58 (Hell-No growls, Christmas screams)
1157 00:53:00 (laughing)
1158 00:53:04 Hell-No.
1159 00:53:06 You’re out of the circle of protection.
1160 00:53:09 I don’t need it.
1161 00:53:11 -Yes, you do.-Nuh-uh.
1162 00:53:12 -Yes-huh.-Nuh-uh.
1163 00:53:14 It’s fixin’ to be a meteor shower.
1164 00:53:16 Just... just go over thereand look for it.
1165 00:53:20 I’m responsible for younot getting ate in the wilderness.
1166 00:53:23 Now, come sleep with the rest of us.
1167 00:53:27 I can’t.
1168 00:53:29 -Why not?-Because.
1169 00:53:33 And it’s not truethat I wet the bed, but...
1170 00:53:38 ...if I did,
1171 00:53:40 maybe, whenever I getemotional or nervous,
1172 00:53:44 and maybe that’s when I’d pee on stuff.
1173 00:53:46 If I did, I wouldn’t know why.
1174 00:53:51 I used to wet the bed.
1175 00:53:54 Really?
1176 00:53:57 (laughs): Nah.
1177 00:54:01 But if I did, I’d be shamed.
1178 00:54:03 How come you pee the bed?
1179 00:54:05 -Can’t help it?-I don’t.
1180 00:54:08 Okay.
1181 00:54:14 But maybe if I did...
1182 00:54:18 time was right after my mama’s death,
1183 00:54:20 and then I couldn’t stop.
1184 00:54:25 And so, you-you can just go, you know.
1185 00:54:29 I leave, and you dieall alone in the wild,
1186 00:54:31 covered in your own pee,
1187 00:54:33 and you’ll miss every meteor shower
1188 00:54:34 that will ever happenthe whole rest of your life
1189 00:54:37 ’cause you be dead.
1190 00:54:39 I’m gonna tell you some scarystories to keep you awake.
1191 00:54:42 -Please don’t.-Too late.
1192 00:54:46 One night, in the pouring rain,
1193 00:54:49 a girl hears on the radio,"Lock the doors.
1194 00:54:53 There’s a maniac!"
1195 00:54:55 And all that was left of her...
1196 00:54:58 was her hand,
1197 00:55:00 scratching at the door.
1198 00:55:05 And when she came out,she never spoke again,
1199 00:55:09 and her hair was bright white.
1200 00:55:14 -Bright white?-Yeah.
1201 00:55:23 Christmas. Christmas.
1202 00:55:25 -What do you want?-Get up.
1203 00:55:27 Get up now. Now.
1204 00:55:29 Look.
1205 00:55:49 Think they might have been peacemakers
1206 00:55:51 sent from-from the giant caterpillar?
1207 00:55:53 JOSEPH: Ah, something bit me.
1208 00:55:54 There is no giant caterpillar.
1209 00:55:55 -Yeah, there is.-Yeah, there is.
1210 00:55:56 No, there isn’t.
1211 00:55:58 How do y’all believe in that?
1212 00:55:59 ANNE-CLAIRE: Look what I found.
1213 00:56:00 I brought scuppernongs.
1214 00:56:02 -Hmm?-Okay.
1215 00:56:04 I want one.
1216 00:56:05 -Three.-Don’t take all of them, now.
1217 00:56:08 Give me some.
1218 00:56:10 Mm-hmm.
1219 00:56:14 Anyone comes for you again,I’m gonna beat their ass
1220 00:56:17 back to their gosh damn swamp shack.
1221 00:56:20 (laughs): Just come at themwith hair like that.
1222 00:56:25 (gasps)
1223 00:56:27 My boos! Y’all did it!
1224 00:56:29 Come on, get up.
1225 00:56:31 You done it, Christmas.
1226 00:56:33 -(laughing)-There you go.
1227 00:56:35 (laughs) We funna go to Jamboree!
1228 00:56:38 CHRISTMAS: Yes, ma’am.
1229 00:56:40 (kids laughing)
1230 00:56:44 (chuckles): We got it, Miss Massey.
1231 00:56:46 We’re gonna go to Jamboree.
1232 00:56:48 ANNE-CLAIRE: Praise the living Jesus.
1233 00:56:49 -And we funna win, too.-(Smash grunts)
1234 00:56:51 We funna dance.
1235 00:56:52 Me and Christmasmade a dance that’s amazing.
1236 00:56:54 Y’all have a lot to be proud of.
1237 00:56:57 Y’all do. I’m not even playing.
1238 00:56:59 CHRISTMAS (laughing): We’re gonna go.
1239 00:57:00 -We are.-We’re going.
1240 00:57:01 (kids laughing)
1241 00:57:03 (sighs) Oh, precious.
1242 00:57:05 You’re not.
1243 00:57:07 (thunder rumbling)
1244 00:57:08 We are. (chuckles)
1245 00:57:10 They don’t have a legitimate troop leader.
1246 00:57:12 It’s so, so sad,
1247 00:57:14 but what I discovered last night
1248 00:57:16 when I consulted statute 12,
1249 00:57:19 section eight of the Birdie Scout Code...
1250 00:57:21 Here it is.
1251 00:57:24 Troop Mothers must not haveany prior arrests.
1252 00:57:27 And, Miss Rayleen, don’t you have one?
1253 00:57:29 -No convictions.-For an incident
1254 00:57:31 in which a gentleman’s tires were slashed,
1255 00:57:32 his trailer broken into,
1256 00:57:34 and all his mounted deer headsspray-painted pink.
1257 00:57:36 -You can’t prove it was me.-It was you.
1258 00:57:38 -Nuh-uh.-Yes-huh.
1259 00:57:40 (thunder rumbling, rain pattering)
1260 00:57:43 That gentleman, if you recall--and I think you do--
1261 00:57:47 was some fool named Yellow-Teeth Davis
1262 00:57:49 that saw a lot of silly-ass girlsback in the day.
1263 00:57:51 And the reason whyYellow-Teeth Davis wasn’t at home
1264 00:57:54 when his trailer got broke intois ’cause he was running around
1265 00:57:56 with one or more of those silly-ass girls
1266 00:57:58 instead of beingat my house like he promised
1267 00:58:00 to pick me up to take meto Boutte’s Chicken.
1268 00:58:02 And then I started wonderingwhat was wrong with me
1269 00:58:05 that made him treat me like trash.
1270 00:58:07 And then I waited so long figuring out
1271 00:58:09 what was wrong with methat I didn’t go to law school
1272 00:58:12 and I missed my whole life.
1273 00:58:13 (thunder rumbling)
1274 00:58:18 But lately, I’ve been wondering,
1275 00:58:21 "You know what, Rayleen?
1276 00:58:22 Who cares what people want?
1277 00:58:25 What do you want?"
1278 00:58:27 So, from now on, my life is on me,
1279 00:58:29 not some fool with crowded yellow teeth
1280 00:58:31 that put dead deer all over his walls.
1281 00:58:33 It’s on me.
1282 00:58:35 And I feel sorry for you, Miss Massey,
1283 00:58:36 ’cause you gonna spend your whole life
1284 00:58:38 trying to impress fools,
1285 00:58:40 and you ain’t never gonnabe enough for them, either.
1286 00:58:43 What ever happened to you, Krystal?
1287 00:58:50 You a bad example.
1288 00:58:52 This is my example.
1289 00:58:54 (thunder rumbling)
1290 00:58:57 I’m going to law school,you sad snake lady.
1291 00:59:01 I don’t like being like this.
1292 00:59:03 I don’t like being Nasty Miss Massey.
1293 00:59:06 (kicks desk)
1294 00:59:07 Y’all will find life gets easier
1295 00:59:09 if you don’t want so much.
1296 00:59:11 (thunder rumbling)
1297 00:59:13 -CHRISTMAS: Hey!-"Hey" yourself.
1298 00:59:16 What’d you mean, law school?
1299 00:59:18 I mean I’m out. I’m out.
1300 00:59:21 I can see about law school.I can see about a job.
1301 00:59:24 You leaving me?
1302 00:59:26 There’s no leaving youif I was never with you.
1303 00:59:29 You’re supposed to stay here with me.
1304 00:59:33 How can you ask me to be there for you
1305 00:59:35 when I was never there for myself?
1306 00:59:40 So, is it over?
1307 00:59:45 We find a new Troop Mama now.
1308 00:59:47 Everyone we know got felonies.
1309 00:59:49 There ain’t no one else.
1310 00:59:51 Why’d you make me want it so bad?
1311 00:59:54 I never wanted anything, and I was fine!
1312 00:59:57 Hell-No!
1313 01:00:02 Why’d you do this to me?
1314 01:00:04 I was happy before this.
1315 01:00:05 I was happy before I thoughtI could talk to anyone or be permanent.
1316 01:00:08 Why’d you make me so unsatisfied?
1317 01:00:10 (Christmas grunts)
1318 01:00:12 Stay down!
1319 01:00:13 You can’t tell me to stay down!
1320 01:00:16 Jesus wept.
1321 01:00:18 (thunder rumbling)
1322 01:00:26 Hell-No!
1323 01:00:27 -Get away from me!-Don’t leave me!
1324 01:00:30 Why don’t you just leave me alone!
1325 01:00:31 No!
1326 01:00:32 We funna be permanent!
1327 01:00:40 You’re a dang fool.
1328 01:00:43 (whimpers) Nuh-uh.
1329 01:00:45 -Yes-huh.-Nuh-uh!
1330 01:00:47 (panting)
1331 01:00:48 HELL-NO: No one ever chased me before.
1332 01:00:50 (both laughing)
1333 01:00:53 Here’s your damn sash.
1334 01:00:56 (both laughing)
1335 01:01:00 (sighs)
1336 01:01:05 (birds chirping, insects trilling)
1337 01:01:08 (country music playing)
1338 01:01:11 RAMSEY: Now, you said you borrowed it,
1339 01:01:13 but you didn’t say whetherthey knew you borrowed it.
1340 01:01:15 Do they know you borrowed it?
1341 01:01:18 (indistinct chatter over phone)
1342 01:01:21 Now, hold up. Hold on.
1343 01:01:23 These little boos need a mama.
1344 01:01:25 Uh, Miss Rayleen, I ain’t their mama.
1345 01:01:27 -(chuckles)-You are now.
1346 01:01:34 MAN (over phone): Boss, you there?
1347 01:01:36 Let me call you back.
1348 01:01:37 (chuckles)
1349 01:01:40 You ask for the boss man,the boss man steps up.
1350 01:01:43 -Big Eddie, let’s go.-Joseph!
1351 01:01:46 EDDIE: Sam, Buddy, Robby, let’s go!
1352 01:01:48 Miss Massey gonna learn a thing or two.
1353 01:01:52 Nancy. Mary.
1354 01:01:54 Let’s go.
1355 01:01:55 WOMAN: Y’all gonna want to see this.
1356 01:01:57 -| Oh, Lord, you know |-Here we go.
1357 01:01:59 | I can hardly wait... |
1358 01:02:01 Look at that, boss.
1359 01:02:03 CHRISTMAS: Hell-No!
1360 01:02:04 -JOSEPH: Hey, guys!-CHRISTMAS: Yeah!
1361 01:02:06 RAMSEY: Come on, fall out.
1362 01:02:07 | I see those per-per-pearly gates |
1363 01:02:10 | I’ll walk dem golden stairsWhen I die, when I die |
1364 01:02:14 | Well, well, well,I’m gonna walk |
1365 01:02:17 | Up dem golden stairs |
1366 01:02:19 | ’Cause I know my JesusAnswers all my prayers... |
1367 01:02:22 (sighs) Will you do the honors, Rayleen?
1368 01:02:25 | To my home on high |
1369 01:02:27 | I’ll walk dem golden stairsWhen I die, when I die. |
1370 01:02:33 Principal Massey,may I have a word, ma’am?
1371 01:02:35 I ain’t got time for this, Ramsey Flint.
1372 01:02:37 Listen, devil woman.
1373 01:02:39 I read your rule book.
1374 01:02:40 Nobody beat the boss manwhen it come to rule books.
1375 01:02:43 Nothing in that book saythe Troop Mother has to be female.
1376 01:02:48 Therefore, I am proudto be the Troop Mother
1377 01:02:52 for Birdie Scout Troop Zero of Wiggly.
1378 01:02:54 There are ways things are done, Mr. Flint.
1379 01:02:58 What kind of worldwould it be if every homely,
1380 01:03:01 strange little girlthought she could just go out
1381 01:03:03 and do whatever she wanted?
1382 01:03:05 To be laughed atand humiliated and ruined?
1383 01:03:09 I’m helping them more than you do.
1384 01:03:11 You think this was easy for me?
1385 01:03:15 These are our girls. All of us.
1386 01:03:18 Whole damn town of Wiggly.
1387 01:03:20 I don’t care how many eyes they got
1388 01:03:22 or who wet the bed or...
1389 01:03:24 if some of them debatable as girls.
1390 01:03:27 They our Birdies,and I’m their Troop Mama.
1391 01:03:31 -(crowd murmuring)-WOMAN: You tell her, Ramsey.
1392 01:03:35 How you gonna pay the $500 entry fee?
1393 01:03:38 Son of a puppy.
1394 01:03:42 Five...
1395 01:03:43 It costs money to payfor these judges’ time.
1396 01:03:45 You got $500, Ramsey Flint?
1397 01:03:47 You don’t.
1398 01:03:48 Because Ramsey Flint,he just keeps on losing.
1399 01:04:02 You know I’d give you
1400 01:04:03 the whole gosh damnsolar system if I could.
1401 01:04:06 Yeah, I know that.
1402 01:04:16 WOMAN: Mr. Ramsey?
1403 01:04:19 I know I’ve been owing you 50 for a while.
1404 01:04:24 Thanks.
1405 01:04:26 And this is for Big Sam’s legal fees.
1406 01:04:29 And the broken furniture.
1407 01:04:31 Buddy’s public... urination.
1408 01:04:36 A-And Robby’s truancy.
1409 01:04:37 I-I’m sorry it took me so longto get it to you, Ramsey.
1410 01:04:40 -That’s all right.-(woman clears throat)
1411 01:04:44 You know what for.
1412 01:04:45 -Yeah.-WOMAN: Here you go, Ramsey.
1413 01:04:48 Oh. Thank you.
1414 01:04:49 -WOMAN: Here’s mine.-RAMSEY: Thank you.
1415 01:04:51 Ramsey, I got 17.
1416 01:04:56 What you don’t seemto understand, Miss Massey,
1417 01:04:59 I’m the boss man,
1418 01:05:02 and we going to the Birdie Jamboree.
1419 01:05:07 And we funna kick everybody’s ass.
1420 01:05:09 -MAN: Yeah!-(murmuring, laughter)
1421 01:05:11 -Good day, ma’am.-MAN: Yeah, Ramsey!
1422 01:05:13 -Let’s fall out!-Falling out.
1423 01:05:15 -All right, here we go.-(whooping, applause)
1424 01:05:17 (laughter, indistinct chatter)
1425 01:05:18 | No more to roam |
1426 01:05:20 | In the search of fortune and fame |
1427 01:05:23 | The hand of fate... |
1428 01:05:25 CHRISTMAS: If it’s all gonna be okay,
1429 01:05:28 will you please give me a sign?
1430 01:05:31 Anything?
1431 01:05:34 (laughter, indistinct chatter)
1432 01:05:39 DWAYNE: Look, I knowone thing-- y’all funna win.
1433 01:05:41 -Oh...-No, I can feel it.
1434 01:05:43 That’s gas. You eat likeyou got a train to catch.
1435 01:05:46 -DWAYNE: Nah.-(laughter)
1436 01:05:47 What if I lose in front of everybody?
1437 01:05:49 Ah, so what?
1438 01:05:53 Boss, get over here.
1439 01:05:56 Yes, sir.
1440 01:06:01 Sit here.
1441 01:06:05 Boss, you know I losein front of everybody
1442 01:06:09 -every day.-RAYLEEN: Mm-hmm.
1443 01:06:10 -(laughter)-Sure as hell do.
1444 01:06:12 When the judge says to me it’s over,
1445 01:06:16 I go over to the prosecution,and I shake their hand.
1446 01:06:19 Give me your hand.
1447 01:06:21 ’Cause that show them they may beat me,
1448 01:06:24 but I’m strong as hell,
1449 01:06:26 and one day, maybe tomorrow,
1450 01:06:29 I’ll kick their ass.
1451 01:06:31 Right?
1452 01:06:34 But you still lost.
1453 01:06:36 (laughs)
1454 01:06:37 Yeah, boss, but it’s the principle.
1455 01:06:43 -What?-Forget it.
1456 01:06:46 -You a little young for it.-JOSEPH: Christmas!
1457 01:06:48 Christmas!
1458 01:06:50 RAMSEY: Not too long. Big day tomorrow.
1459 01:06:53 Y’all gonna win. I can feel it. I know it.
1460 01:06:55 You know you’re drunk again.
1461 01:06:57 -Nah.-(Rayleen laughs)
1462 01:06:58 RAMSEY: You’re drunk.
1463 01:06:59 Yeah, he drunk as all hell.
1464 01:07:00 -You drunk.-Yeah.
1465 01:07:02 And you the best damn employee I ever had.
1466 01:07:06 Well, I’m the only one thathasn’t stole from you, so...
1467 01:07:08 (laughter)
1468 01:07:10 You know, I-I don’t want youbreaking my daughter’s heart.
1469 01:07:15 Well, it’s gonna breakif she let one of those
1470 01:07:17 nasty girls tell her who she is.
1471 01:07:19 Well, now, that ain’t what I mean.
1472 01:07:22 What do you mean?
1473 01:07:23 You could, uh...
1474 01:07:25 you could stay, right?
1475 01:07:30 I can’t.
1476 01:07:32 There’s a spot at Emory.I start in the fall.
1477 01:07:35 Yeah. All right.
1478 01:07:37 I-I know. I know.
1479 01:07:40 (chuckles): We’ll be fine.
1480 01:07:44 We’ll be just fine.
1481 01:07:46 (quiet chatter)
1482 01:07:50 RAMSEY: Come on.
1483 01:07:52 BOY: Hurry up!
1484 01:07:53 RAMSEY: Come on, get on, get on.
1485 01:07:55 (indistinct chatter)
1486 01:07:57 WOMAN: Here you go, honey.
1487 01:07:59 Here you go.
1488 01:08:04 WOMAN: Here you go, baby.
1489 01:08:06 -What it is, Dwayne?-What you say, boss?
1490 01:08:08 Where’d you get that bike?Dwayne, you are on parole.
1491 01:08:12 I’m gonna give it back. I...Look, I’m here for protection.
1492 01:08:15 Yeah, I just, I just want to do
1493 01:08:17 something nice, Miss Rayleen.
1494 01:08:18 Dear God, blanket us with protection,
1495 01:08:22 and I ask, God,
1496 01:08:23 give these childrena long life with no fears.
1497 01:08:26 And that you put the lovethat’s on your heart
1498 01:08:29 unto my heart.
1499 01:08:30 Shut your face up.
1500 01:08:32 You don’t know what you talking about.
1501 01:08:34 See you in Marietta.
1502 01:08:36 (grunts excitedly)
1503 01:08:38 (motorcycle engine starts)
1504 01:08:40 (excited chatter outside)
1505 01:08:45 (bus brakes hiss)
1506 01:08:52 (horn honking, engine backfires)
1507 01:09:00 Hey, that’s my motorcycle.
1508 01:09:02 He stole that.
1509 01:09:51 (brakes squealing)
1510 01:09:55 All right.
1511 01:09:57 Here we are.
1512 01:09:58 (Ramsey grunts)
1513 01:10:02 Prepare for battle.
1514 01:10:04 (chuckles)
1515 01:10:06 (Rayleen sighs)
1516 01:10:16 I want y’all to know that y’all my boos.
1517 01:10:19 And I wish I had y’all around
1518 01:10:22 when I was little and dumb and sweet.
1519 01:10:27 Come on, we funna win.
1520 01:10:30 -We funna win! Come on.-(light laughter)
1521 01:10:32 (Rayleen chuckles)
1522 01:10:40 Hey.
1523 01:10:42 "Hey" yourself.
1524 01:10:46 Uh, if I was, um...
1525 01:10:51 If I got on the record, I’d be important.
1526 01:10:57 And you’d stay here with me.
1527 01:10:59 Oh, God.
1528 01:11:02 I’m gonna be all alone again.
1529 01:11:05 You are not alone.
1530 01:11:06 -Yeah, I am.-No...
1531 01:11:08 And you don’t need that record.
1532 01:11:09 -Yeah, I do.-No, you don’t.
1533 01:11:14 Who’s smarter, me or you?
1534 01:11:16 -You.-Right now.
1535 01:11:18 When you speak, it creates a sound wave,
1536 01:11:21 and then it vibrates through the air,
1537 01:11:24 and it keeps traveling out.
1538 01:11:26 That means, if someone’s listening
1539 01:11:28 for life on this Earth,they gonna hear you.
1540 01:11:30 Are you sure that’s even true?
1541 01:11:33 Shoot, no.
1542 01:11:36 Probably not.
1543 01:11:38 (sighs)
1544 01:11:42 Probably all you can wish for
1545 01:11:43 is someone fool enough to show up.
1546 01:11:46 RAMSEY: Hey, you want me to help?
1547 01:11:48 DWAYNE: I got it, I got it.
1548 01:11:49 -RAMSEY: I don’t mind helping.-DWAYNE: I got it.
1549 01:11:51 RAMSEY: Now, the wings, you can’t--
1550 01:11:52 Hey, I don’t want them to bend.
1551 01:11:54 -Big Eddie, you got that?-EDDIE: I got it.
1552 01:11:56 -I-I’m cool. I got it.-All right. I’m happy to help.
1553 01:11:58 (kids laughing)
1554 01:12:00 EDDIE: Hold on to that rocket, all right?
1555 01:12:02 Coming down. Coming down.
1556 01:12:04 -Let’s fall out!-Coming down!
1557 01:12:06 We funna kick some butt today.
1558 01:12:08 DWAYNE: Slowly, slowly, slowly.
1559 01:12:09 -Got it?-Pull it on down.
1560 01:12:12 I got it, I got it, I got it.
1561 01:12:14 Oh, oh, oh, I ain’t got it.I ain’t got it.
1562 01:12:21 (laughter, indistinct chatter)
1563 01:12:29 GIRL: Don’t touch.
1564 01:12:31 Stop.
1565 01:12:32 (indistinct chatter continues)
1566 01:12:35 (gasps) Bed wetter.
1567 01:12:42 (woman chuckles)
1568 01:12:44 RAMSEY: All right. Troop Zero, Wiggly.
1569 01:12:47 Oh. (chuckles)
1570 01:12:48 Precious. And you are?
1571 01:12:51 Oh, uh, Ramsey Flint.
1572 01:12:52 -Troop Mama.-Oh.
1573 01:12:54 (chuckling): Isn’t that something?
1574 01:12:56 Hmm.
1575 01:12:58 Did y’all bring your... your fees?
1576 01:13:00 Oh. (laughs) Of course I got it.
1577 01:13:02 Yeah, that’s part of Jamboree.
1578 01:13:03 (chuckles): Yeah, there you go.
1579 01:13:05 Thank you.
1580 01:13:06 I’m gonna need you to count that, please.
1581 01:13:08 Well, we look forward
1582 01:13:10 to seeing what you little girlsare made of. (chuckles)
1583 01:13:15 Uh-huh. What is it, angel?
1584 01:13:16 We’re made of organs and tissues.
1585 01:13:19 (chuckles)
1586 01:13:21 You guys got a latrine here?
1587 01:13:23 Mm-hmm, we do have a latrine.
1588 01:13:24 We have about eight latrines all around.
1589 01:13:27 They are made for little girls,
1590 01:13:28 so you’re gonna have to squeeze in there.
1591 01:13:30 I could just use the woods.
1592 01:13:32 Do not use the woods. I repeat,
1593 01:13:34 -do not use the woods.-All right. All right.
1594 01:13:36 Well, y’all have some time to rehearse,
1595 01:13:38 and then we will see youover in the tent at 4:00.
1596 01:13:42 Let’s fall out.
1597 01:13:43 See you by 4:00 for the show. (chuckles)
1598 01:13:46 Fly, Birdies, to that tent,
1599 01:13:48 ’cause at Jamboree, fun and talent abound.
1600 01:13:51 Don’t get too loose with that fun, though,
1601 01:13:53 ’cause you are being judged.
1602 01:13:55 -Let’s have a blast.-(feedback squealing)
1603 01:13:58 The tent at 4:00.
1604 01:14:27 They are judging us. Do you understand?
1605 01:14:29 Act right.
1606 01:14:31 (quiet chatter)
1607 01:14:35 Welcome, Birdies, to Jamboree.
1608 01:14:38 -(laughs) Oh.-(applause, cheering)
1609 01:14:41 Yes.
1610 01:14:44 Now...
1611 01:14:46 you have all worked so hard to get here,
1612 01:14:48 and that work is not gonna stop now,
1613 01:14:51 because this... this is the place
1614 01:14:53 where we’re gonna seethe best of the best.
1615 01:14:55 And who knows?There may be a little bit of
1616 01:14:58 international prestigein with this as well.
1617 01:15:01 -(applause)-Uh, Dr. Persad.
1618 01:15:05 Young ladies are here on this Earth
1619 01:15:08 to create beautywherever they set their feet.
1620 01:15:11 So go on, now.
1621 01:15:13 Show us your gifts.
1622 01:15:15 We’re gonna beginwith Troop 28 from Moultrie.
1623 01:15:18 Let’s do this. (chuckles)
1624 01:15:20 (cheering, applause)
1625 01:15:37 Knock-knock. Who’s there?
1626 01:15:39 -(chuckles) The Holy Spirit.-MAN: Amen.
1627 01:15:41 Y’all, get ready for Troop 17from Alberta.
1628 01:15:45 | Am I a soldier of the cross |
1629 01:15:51 | A follower of the lamb |
1630 01:15:56 -| And shall I fear... |-(applause)
1631 01:15:58 The reigning champions ofJamboree need no introduction.
1632 01:16:02 Please welcome Troop Five from Wiggly.
1633 01:16:04 (cheering and applause)
1634 01:16:14 (upbeat music playing)
1635 01:16:17 (rhythmic tapping)
1636 01:16:50 You funna puke, Anne-Claire?
1637 01:16:52 I get nervous in front of strangers.
1638 01:16:56 Look, you funna puke,
1639 01:16:58 just reach out, and one of uswill hold your hand, okay?
1640 01:17:07 (music ends, crowd cheering)
1641 01:17:25 Whatever you do, don’t lose the song.
1642 01:17:28 We got this, boos.
1643 01:17:30 -Y’all my boos.-(chuckling)
1644 01:17:31 All right, quit.
1645 01:17:33 Funna give me lice.
1646 01:17:35 How precious. (chuckles)
1647 01:17:38 Oh, you still ain’t got no eye.
1648 01:17:42 Well, you ain’t got no talent,you snake from hell!
1649 01:17:45 -(girls gasping)-Come on.
1650 01:17:47 EMCEE: Next up, we have a new troop.
1651 01:17:51 A troop that is, uh,a number that I didn’t know
1652 01:17:54 was a real number (laughs) until today.
1653 01:17:56 Please welcome, uh,
1654 01:17:58 -Troop Zero from Wiggly.-(applause)
1655 01:18:00 -RAMSEY: Yeah! (whoops)-RAYLEEN: All right!
1656 01:18:01 Come on!
1657 01:18:03 (cheering, whistling)
1658 01:18:05 (crowd murmuring)
1659 01:18:14 (intro to David Bowie’s"Space Oddity" plays)
1660 01:18:22 | Ground Control to Major Tom |
1661 01:18:30 | Ground Control to Major Tom |
1662 01:18:34 -(quiet laughter)-Why are they singing?
1663 01:18:37 | Take your protein pills |
1664 01:18:39 | And put your helmet on |
1665 01:18:41 -(whispers): Is that a boy?-Ten.
1666 01:18:43 -JOSEPH: | Ground Control |-Nine.
1667 01:18:46 -| To Major Tom |-Eight. Seven.
1668 01:18:49 -Six. Five.-| Commencing countdown |
1669 01:18:52 -(laughter)-| Engines on |
1670 01:18:53 Four.
1671 01:18:54 -Three.-(sighs)
1672 01:18:56 Two.
1673 01:18:58 -JOSEPH: | Check ignition |-One.
1674 01:18:59 -| And may God’s love |-Liftoff!
1675 01:19:02 | Be with you |
1676 01:19:16 | This is Major Tom to Ground Control |
1677 01:19:21 | I’m stepping through the door |
1678 01:19:27 | And I’m floating in a most |
1679 01:19:29 -| Peculiar way |-(chuckling)
1680 01:19:32 -Well, this is unusual.-| And the stars |
1681 01:19:35 | Look very different today |
1682 01:19:38 Yeah, she’s unusual.
1683 01:19:41 -| This is Ground Control |-(laughter)
1684 01:19:43 | To Major Tom |
1685 01:19:46 -| You’ve really made the grade |-GIRL: You stink!
1686 01:19:50 -| And the papers |-Get off the stage, you weirdos!
1687 01:19:53 | Want to know whose shirts |
1688 01:19:54 -| You wear |-RAMSEY: Watch your mouth, girl.
1689 01:19:57 -One-eyed freak!-(laughter)
1690 01:19:58 -Shh. Stop it.-| Now it’s time |
1691 01:20:00 (quietly):| To leave the capsule... |
1692 01:20:03 (distorted, echoing laughter)
1693 01:20:04 GIRL: Hey, bed wetter!
1694 01:20:11 GIRL: He’s not a girl!
1695 01:20:13 Huh-uh. Uh, s-stop that music.
1696 01:20:15 (music stops)
1697 01:20:27 Don’t give up, boss.
1698 01:20:51 (crowd murmuring, groaning)
1699 01:20:56 GIRL: Ew. That is disgusting.
1700 01:20:58 (laughter, murmuring)
1701 01:21:06 (gasping)
1702 01:21:09 GIRL: Get off the stage.
1703 01:21:12 You turn that back on.
1704 01:21:14 -Turn that back on.-Rayleen, stop.
1705 01:21:16 Enough.
1706 01:21:20 My name is Christmas Flint.
1707 01:21:26 I am a human female.
1708 01:21:32 Sometimes I pee myself when I get nervous.
1709 01:21:38 I don’t know why.
1710 01:21:43 I don’t want to.
1711 01:21:47 I just want to tell you...
1712 01:21:50 I hope...
1713 01:21:56 ...hope you live a good life.
1714 01:22:00 And I hope you have a friend.
1715 01:22:03 I hope you got everything I got.
1716 01:22:08 (sighs)
1717 01:22:09 | Ground Control to Major Tom |
1718 01:22:12 | Your circuit’s dead |
1719 01:22:15 | There’s something wrong |
1720 01:22:18 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1721 01:22:22 | Can you hear me,Major Tom? |
1722 01:22:26 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1723 01:22:30 -(crowd gasping)-PIPER: Oh, my God!
1724 01:22:31 -(gags) -(music resumes)-They nasty!
1725 01:22:33 -| Can you hear me, Major Tom? |-They nasty!
1726 01:22:35 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1727 01:22:39 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1728 01:22:42 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1729 01:22:44 (crowd gasping)
1730 01:22:45 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1731 01:22:48 | Can you hear me,Major Tom? |
1732 01:22:53 -(Smash giggling)-(crowd gasps, groans)
1733 01:22:54 -(both laughing)-| Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1734 01:22:57 | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
1735 01:23:04 (upbeat instrumental playing)
1736 01:23:07 (laughing, cheering)
1737 01:23:10 (whooping)
1738 01:23:24 (yells)
1739 01:23:26 -(laughs) Yeah!-(whooping)
1740 01:23:28 (grunts)
1741 01:23:30 (laughing)
1742 01:23:36 (whooping)
1743 01:23:45 (music ends, cheering and applause)
1744 01:23:48 (scoffs)
1745 01:23:52 -Yeah!-(whoops)
1746 01:23:54 (Rayleen whooping)
1747 01:23:56 Oh, my boos! Kill, kill, kill!
1748 01:23:59 Solid gold!
1749 01:24:01 Yeah! That’s my boy.
1750 01:24:02 (squealing, laughing)
1751 01:24:07 (laughing, applause continues)
1752 01:24:17 Oh, my beautiful Birdies.
1753 01:24:19 We have seen some examples today:
1754 01:24:21 of how to be...
1755 01:24:24 and how not to be. (chuckles)
1756 01:24:27 Y’all, we’ve come to possibly
1757 01:24:31 the most exciting part of the day.
1758 01:24:33 Dr. Persad is gonna hand out the awards.
1759 01:24:36 Here he is. Dr. Persad.
1760 01:24:38 (applause)
1761 01:24:45 (applause ends)
1762 01:24:49 We were really touched bythe courage every troop showed.
1763 01:24:54 It wasn’t an easy call to make, because...
1764 01:24:57 what does "the best"even mean in the big picture?
1765 01:25:00 Who decides what’s good, what’s worth it?
1766 01:25:05 Who knows?
1767 01:25:08 The winner of this year’s Jamboree...
1768 01:25:11 and the troop whose voicewill go into outer space
1769 01:25:15 -is Troop Five from Wiggly.-(cheering)
1770 01:25:18 Congratulations to ourambassadors of the human race.
1771 01:25:22 You all right, boo?
1772 01:25:25 PERSAD: If there’s life outthere, they’ll know about you.
1773 01:25:31 EMCEE: Thank you, andcongratulations to Troop Five.
1774 01:25:35 You sparkly Birdies. (laughs)
1775 01:25:37 You sequined lovelies.
1776 01:25:39 Oh, inspiring, inspiring.
1777 01:25:42 How inspiring in all capital letters...
1778 01:25:44 Congratulations.
1779 01:25:47 You gonna be okay, Christmas?
1780 01:25:50 -Oh, heck yeah.-EMCEE: Simply the best.
1781 01:25:51 -You?-And that’s what we’re
1782 01:25:53 working for here at Jamboree:to be clearly the best
1783 01:25:55 and to clearly beat everyone else here,
1784 01:25:58 and they did it, y’all.
1785 01:26:00 Now, Mr. Persad, can you please record?
1786 01:26:04 (girls laughing)
1787 01:26:07 Can you give me a puff?
1788 01:26:14 PERSAD: So, who’ll come upfor the statement?
1789 01:26:18 Whenever you’re ready.
1790 01:26:21 Greetings from the childrenof planet Earth.
1791 01:26:25 I hope you kick everybody’s assin law school.
1792 01:26:27 PIPER: The human raceis beautiful and peaceful...
1793 01:26:29 Hmm. Sure. (scoffs)
1794 01:26:32 You will, though.
1795 01:26:33 PIPER: ...tells you who we were. (giggles)
1796 01:26:36 Don’t take shit from anybody.
1797 01:26:38 (scattered applause, whooping)
1798 01:26:43 EMCEE: Thank you, Piper.
1799 01:26:45 What a perfect representationof a Birdie. (chuckles)
1800 01:26:49 That just warms up my heart.
1801 01:26:51 No, you can finish it.
1802 01:26:54 You always did.
1803 01:26:56 EMCEE: ...and raise our voices in song.
1804 01:26:58 Let’s do that Birdie anthem, y’all.
1805 01:27:01 EMCEE and TROOP FIVE:| We’re good, we’re kind |
1806 01:27:04 | We’re sweet to those we find |
1807 01:27:07 | We’re beautiful and loving |
1808 01:27:10 | For the sake of all mankind |
1809 01:27:13 | We pity the less lucky ones |
1810 01:27:16 | The weak and the begrimed |
1811 01:27:19 | Those that good fortune left behind |
1812 01:27:22 (Ramsey sighing)
1813 01:27:24 | Be brave, be true |
1814 01:27:27 (fading):| In everything you do... |
1815 01:27:29 (Ramsey sighs)
1816 01:27:31 What it is, boss.
1817 01:27:33 I’m proud of you, Major Tom.
1818 01:27:36 (birds chirping, insects buzzing)
1819 01:27:43 I miss Mama.
1820 01:27:49 I know I’m not supposed to tell you that.
1821 01:27:53 But I miss her.
1822 01:27:55 (faint applause in distance)
1823 01:27:57 Hey, um...
1824 01:28:00 you can tell me anything.
1825 01:28:03 Ain’t nothing you can’t tell the boss man.
1826 01:28:09 I’d do anything if you could have her.
1827 01:28:16 But it’s... it’s gonna have tobe just you and me, Christmas.
1828 01:28:22 Just the way it’s got to be, I guess.
1829 01:28:28 I wish I, uh...
1830 01:28:30 I wish I could be better.
1831 01:28:34 Nah.
1832 01:28:38 You and me...
1833 01:28:41 we’re solid gold.
1834 01:28:42 (both chuckling)
1835 01:28:44 We’re the King of Beers.
1836 01:28:49 (Ramsey chuckles)
1837 01:28:51 King of Beers. (laughs)
1838 01:28:55 Mmm.
1839 01:28:59 Solid gold.
1840 01:29:01 ("Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry playing)
1841 01:29:04 (kids whooping, laughing)
1842 01:29:12 | Deep down in Louisiana |
1843 01:29:14 -| Close to New Orleans |-Ah, yeah!
1844 01:29:16 | Way back up in the woodsAmong the evergreens |
1845 01:29:18 | There stood a log cabinMade of earth and wood |
1846 01:29:21 | Where lived a country boyNamed Johnny B. Goode... |
1847 01:29:23 CHRISTMAS: We didn’t win,but it don’t matter none,
1848 01:29:27 ’cause Dwayne stolethe trophies from Troop Five.
1849 01:29:31 | Go, Johnny, go, go |
1850 01:29:34 | Go, Johnny, go, go |
1851 01:29:37 | Go, Johnny, go, go |
1852 01:29:39 | Go, Johnny, go, go |
1853 01:29:43 | Johnny B. Goode... |
1854 01:29:44 There!
1855 01:29:46 (song fades)
1856 01:29:47 Hot damn.
1857 01:29:50 CHRISTMAS: When all the signalshave been received,
1858 01:29:52 maybe you will know about us.
1859 01:29:55 Sound waves travel, right?
1860 01:29:59 Think aliens have the samepetty standards that we do?
1861 01:30:01 Hell no.
1862 01:30:02 They gonna hear you.
1863 01:30:06 They gonna hear you.
1864 01:30:10 Go on.
1865 01:30:15 I’m here.
1866 01:30:17 -I’m here.-JOSEPH: I’m here.
1867 01:30:19 HELL-NO: Here I am.
1868 01:30:21 I’m here.
1869 01:30:23 Here I am.
1870 01:30:26 (chuckles)
1871 01:30:35 I hope you always safe and warm
1872 01:30:39 and dry and have foods always.
1873 01:30:43 Nice, Hell-No.
1874 01:30:46 I hope you have everything good,
1875 01:30:47 in Christ Jesus’ name.
1876 01:30:50 I hope you have Gladys Knight
1877 01:30:53 and Aretha Franklin and Freddie Mercury.
1878 01:31:06 I hope you got Mama.
1879 01:31:09 I hope you keep her safe.
1880 01:31:20 (meteors whooshing)
1881 01:31:31 (chuckles)
1882 01:31:38 (chuckles)
1883 01:31:41 (gasps)
1884 01:31:44 RAYLEEN: Now on,
1885 01:31:45 you gonna be permanent.
1886 01:31:47 You already are.
1887 01:31:57 I am here!
1888 01:32:00 -I’m here!-I’m here!
1889 01:32:02 (all shouting)
1890 01:32:06 -Here I am!-I’m here.
1891 01:32:08 I’m here, too.
1892 01:32:09 KIDS: We’re here!
1893 01:32:10 -I’m here!-I’m here.
1894 01:32:12 We’re here!
1895 01:32:14 -We’re here!-We’re here!
1896 01:32:33 CHRISTMAS: We got on that record,
1897 01:32:35 so I know you’re gonna hear me.
1898 01:32:40 What I want to say is this:
1899 01:32:43 I hope you got friends like mine.
1900 01:32:47 Like Hell-No, Joseph,
1901 01:32:50 little Smash, and my boo Anne-Claire.
1902 01:32:53 (steady beeping, "Alima Song" playing)
1903 01:32:56 I hope you see usfor all our bursting treasure.
1904 01:33:00 Me and Miss Rayleen.
1905 01:33:02 Boss man and Fluffy.
1906 01:33:04 We’ll be right here.
1907 01:33:06 ("Starman" by David Bowie playing)
1908 01:33:08 | There’s a starman waiting in the sky |
1909 01:33:13 | He’d like to come and meet us |
1910 01:33:16 | But he thinks he’d blow our minds |
1911 01:33:18 | There’s a starman waiting in the sky |
1912 01:33:23 | He’s told us not to blow it |
1913 01:33:25 | ’Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile |
1914 01:33:28 | He told me,Let the children lose it |
1915 01:33:31 | Let the children use it |
1916 01:33:34 | Let all the children boogie |
1917 01:33:45 | La, la, la, la-la |
1918 01:33:48 | La, la, la-la,La, la, la-la |
1919 01:33:53 | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
1920 01:33:58 | La, la, la-la,La, la, la-la |
1921 01:34:02 | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
1922 01:34:07 | La, la, la-la,La, la, la-la |
1923 01:34:12 | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
1924 01:34:16 | La, la, la-la,La, la, la-la |
1925 01:34:21 | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
1926 01:34:25 | La, la, la-la,La, la, la-la |
1927 01:34:30 (fading):| La, la, la-la... |
1928 01:34:36 CHRISTMAS: Hello fromthe children of planet Earth.
1929 01:34:40 (children speaking greetingsin various languages)
1930 01:35:13 (greetings continue in various languages)