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1 00:00:35 Welcome back, boys.
2 00:00:39 As somebody once said...
3 00:00:42 there's a difference between a failure...
4 00:00:45 and a fiasco.
5 00:01:35 Watch your head.
6 00:01:41 I'm fine.
7 00:01:44 A failure is simply the non-presenceof success.
8 00:01:52 Any fool can accomplish failure.
9 00:01:54 I'm fine.
10 00:02:00 I'm fine.
11 00:02:02 What the hell's he doing here?
12 00:02:04 But a fiasco...
13 00:02:06 A fiasco is a disasterof mythic proportions.
14 00:02:11 A fiasco is a folktale told to others...
15 00:02:14 that makes other peoplefeel more alive...
16 00:02:18 because it didn't happen to them.
17 00:02:22 I'm fine.
18 00:02:29 I'm fine.
19 00:02:31 I'll take you to Phil so you don't get lost.
20 00:02:34 Mercury Worldwide Shoes,which is actually Phil...
21 00:02:39 contains some of America'sfinest artists' masterworks...
22 00:02:44 seen only by peopleheading for very important meetings...
23 00:02:48 a promotion...
24 00:02:50 or otherwise.
25 00:02:53 "We are not just employees,"as Phil once said.
26 00:02:58 "We are denizens of greatness."
27 00:03:03 Phil says, "The world is full of thosewho achieve through negativity...
28 00:03:07 "or theft.
29 00:03:09 "We succeed through original thought."
30 00:03:15 A shoe is not just a shoe.
31 00:03:18 It connects us to the Earth.
32 00:03:20 The right shoe can transport us...
33 00:03:23 make us believewe are capable of more.
34 00:03:27 But there are sacrificesfor a goal like pure greatness.
35 00:03:31 Like birthdaysor last Christmas with my family.
36 00:03:35 ...through Christ our Lord. Amen.
37 00:03:37 Dig in.And no making fun of my cooking.
38 00:03:40 - This must be homemade.- Oh, Dad.
39 00:03:42 Though we sometimes celebrateodd things at Mercury...
40 00:03:45 like the day the Italians invented rubber.
41 00:03:48 Which they didn't, of course.But that's beside the point.
42 00:03:51 Where exactly is Drew, anyway?
43 00:04:00 We've contained magic in a shoe!
44 00:04:11 It was meant to approximatewalking on a cloud.
45 00:04:27 Hey, if you ever need anythingaround here...
46 00:04:30 I'm your girl.
47 00:04:46 Any true studentof functional shoe design...
48 00:04:48 is also a student of Phil himself.
49 00:04:51 He is a master.
50 00:04:53 And Phil's innate wisdomof what people want and need...
51 00:04:56 has never failed to date.
52 00:04:59 I'm fine.
53 00:05:01 He's also obsessedwith the number two.
54 00:05:05 These are Phil's prizedtwo Norman Rockwells.
55 00:05:08 The pair of paintings that once hungoutside the White House office...
56 00:05:11 of John F. Kennedy.
57 00:05:13 And yes, the two treasured doors...
58 00:05:16 Phil once purchased from a churchon vacation in Tunisia...
59 00:05:19 and had sent back home for a total costtoo enormous to mention.
60 00:05:23 $762,000.
61 00:05:26 Each.
62 00:05:28 Just two more minutesand I can send you in.
63 00:05:31 Because we have a moment here...
64 00:05:33 let me tell you that I haverecently become a secret connoisseur...
65 00:05:37 of last looks.
66 00:05:39 You know the way people look at youwhen they believe it's for the last time?
67 00:05:43 I've started collecting these looks and...
68 00:05:46 Okay, he's ready for you.
69 00:05:52 There's one right now.
70 00:06:06 How are you, Drew?
71 00:06:10 I wanted to jump out of the windowof that helicopter...
72 00:06:12 and just splatter on the trees,to tell you the truth.
73 00:06:14 Don't do that.
74 00:06:18 It's only money.
75 00:06:24 The American psyche is in turmoil,Drew, and we have miscalculated.
76 00:06:29 I'm sorry.
77 00:06:32 I have no rulebook for this situation.
78 00:06:37 They tell methat we are about to lose 972...
79 00:06:43 million dollars.
80 00:06:47 I am...
81 00:06:50 ill-equippedin the philosophies of failure.
82 00:06:57 Walk with me, Drew.
83 00:06:59 My basketball team.
84 00:07:03 They don't even know yet.
85 00:07:09 My Global Environmental Watchdogproject will have to go.
86 00:07:13 Sweet people.
87 00:07:16 We could have saved the planet...
88 00:07:19 but...
89 00:07:21 How do I make the conceptof $972,000,000...
90 00:07:24 more real to you?
91 00:07:26 It's the operating budgetof a midsize country...
92 00:07:29 a small civilization.
93 00:07:31 It's big!
94 00:07:34 It's so big...
95 00:07:35 you could round it off to a billion dollars.
96 00:07:45 I cry a lot lately.
97 00:07:48 The promise of a global future...
98 00:07:50 pinned to a groundbreaking shoe,your design...
99 00:07:53 with a new form of material,launched this week to great fanfare.
100 00:07:57 And now, meeting a growinginternational roar of laughter...
101 00:08:02 and rejection.
102 00:08:06 Enough to cause this memo...
103 00:08:11 from Jeffrey Barlow, CEO of DCS.
104 00:08:15 "This once highly-anticipated product...
105 00:08:18 "may actually cause an entiregeneration to return to bare feet."
106 00:08:32 We are about to enter...
107 00:08:35 a free-fall plunge.
108 00:08:38 And the sound you hearis the sound of shit hitting the fan.
109 00:08:44 Globally.
110 00:08:47 You hear it?
111 00:08:53 I wish there was something I could do.
112 00:08:55 Actually, there is.
113 00:08:58 In a room downstairs is a reporterfrom Global Business Today.
114 00:09:03 We need to make him understand...
115 00:09:05 we hired youfrom our National Scholarship Program.
116 00:09:07 We supported,invested in your brilliance.
117 00:09:11 This was a very creative endeavor...
118 00:09:14 and I think you should stand up...
119 00:09:19 for your incredible work.
120 00:09:27 You okay?
121 00:09:29 I'm...
122 00:09:36 It's a little bit like knowing the plane'sgoing down before anyone else, isn't it?
123 00:09:42 - When does this run, a week?- A week.
124 00:09:45 Come Sunday evening,it'll be on the stands.
125 00:09:48 Any last words?
126 00:09:50 And in that moment, I knew.
127 00:09:51 I know we hired youat the last minute but...
128 00:09:54 Success...
129 00:09:57 Success, not greatness...
130 00:10:01 was the only godthe entire world served.
131 00:10:17 Home sweet home.
132 00:10:34 Eight years. Night and day.
133 00:10:38 Can you imagine?
134 00:10:39 An entire life wrapped up in a shoe.
135 00:12:32 Yello?
136 00:12:33 Drew? It's your sister.
137 00:12:35 I have some really bad news.
138 00:12:39 Could you call me tomorrow?
139 00:12:41 No.
140 00:12:42 - Could you call me a little later?- No, honey.
141 00:12:46 Dad died!
142 00:12:50 He had a heart attack back in Kentucky.
143 00:12:56 He was still visiting Uncle Dale.
144 00:13:00 Mom is in total shock.
145 00:13:02 You have to handle this.
146 00:13:06 You're the oldest.
147 00:13:08 You're the responsible one.
148 00:13:51 I don't know why he went to Kentucky.I don't know what the attraction was.
149 00:13:54 He was born there.
150 00:13:55 They never liked me there.They never have.
151 00:13:56 Drew will take care of everything.
152 00:13:58 Honey, you understand I can't gobecause of the baby.
153 00:14:00 - I'll be back in two days.- I'll man the phones.
154 00:14:02 I'll always be the onethat snatched him away from them.
155 00:14:05 The two sides of this familyhave never integrated well...
156 00:14:07 so don't expect to make a lot of friendswhen you go there.
157 00:14:10 - Drew doesn't make friends, Mom.- I have friends.
158 00:14:12 - Do you have the blue suit?- I have the blue suit.
159 00:14:14 He loved that silly blue suit.
160 00:14:16 God only knowsif I made him truly happy.
161 00:14:18 I'll call from Kentucky.I'll be there in the morning.
162 00:14:21 - We have a plan!- We have a plan...
163 00:14:22 and you hold your head up high...
164 00:14:23 because don't you forget, you go backthere as the most successful man...
165 00:14:27 in the history of this family.Don't let them try anything.
166 00:14:29 Oh, my God. I have to call people.
167 00:14:31 I have to clean out the office,I'm a widow!
168 00:14:34 We'll figure this out, we'll figure this out.Just get Dad home. Hurry.
169 00:14:37 I was still waiting for everything to start,and now it's over.
170 00:14:44 I'll bring him home.
171 00:14:46 Wait, wait! Stay close.Come, come, come.
172 00:14:48 Now, what was it that Dad always said?
173 00:14:51 - If it wasn't this...- It would be something else.
174 00:14:55 Now, you go.You go and you make him proud.
175 00:14:58 And you call and tell mewhat's going on, okay? All right.
176 00:15:03 I would go to Kentucky...
177 00:15:05 put my father in the blue suit,bring him home...
178 00:15:08 and then get back on that bike.
179 00:15:12 Nothing would stop the plan.
180 00:16:14 Sir.
181 00:16:16 Sir.
182 00:16:18 By flying this flight,you've helped save all our jobs.
183 00:16:22 Definitely mine.Maybe even the entire airline.
184 00:16:25 We would like to reward youwith a free seat in first class.
185 00:16:30 I'm fine.
186 00:16:34 Okay, let me try it like this.
187 00:16:38 I'm really tired.Please don't make me keep walking...
188 00:16:40 all the way back down hereall night long.
189 00:16:47 Louisville, Kentucky, huh?Home, business, or family?
190 00:16:52 My dad.
191 00:16:54 Where does he live in Louisville?
192 00:16:56 Actually, he's near Louisville.
193 00:16:58 Louisville.
194 00:17:04 He's in Elizabethtown.
195 00:17:06 Oh, good.I hope someone's driving you...
196 00:17:07 'cause the roads around thereare hopelessly and gloriously confusing.
197 00:17:15 I'll keep that in mind.
198 00:17:22 I'll draw you a quick map.
199 00:17:26 I mean, I'm so happy we're sitting herehaving this conversation...
200 00:17:29 at 3:00 a.m., or whatever time it is.
201 00:17:31 You know, it's such a great time.Everyone's sleeping but us.
202 00:17:35 It's really nice to have a conversationwith you and that you're really listening.
203 00:17:39 I feel like I can really talk to you...
204 00:17:42 So, you want to get to 264,and then you want to not miss 60B.
205 00:17:47 I'm going to be obnoxious about that.
206 00:17:49 Bens are strangely delightfuland very intuitive.
207 00:17:53 Complex. Almost too complexto be around.
208 00:17:56 - Do you know any Bens?- I know one Ben.
209 00:18:00 I'm a student of names.
210 00:18:02 For example, what's your dad's name?
211 00:18:05 Mitchell.
212 00:18:06 - Mitchell.- Yeah.
213 00:18:10 Or Mitch?
214 00:18:13 Mitchell. Sometimes Mitch.
215 00:18:17 Son of a Mitch.
216 00:18:20 And today I was fired by a Phil.
217 00:18:23 Phil? Phils are dangerous.
218 00:18:26 Phils are less predictable than Bens.
219 00:18:35 And your girlfriend is a...
220 00:18:37 Ellen.
221 00:18:42 - How's that going?- Sort of a wait-and-see.
222 00:18:44 - Oh, yeah?- But then I waited and I saw.
223 00:18:48 I was gonna say.
224 00:18:49 I have never had a good experiencewith an Ellen or a Phil.
225 00:18:54 - How about with a Mitch?- Never met a Mitch I didn't like.
226 00:18:57 Fun. Full of life, you know?You know what I mean when I say fun?
227 00:19:02 Like you want to be a partof Mitch's club.
228 00:19:07 Am I close?
229 00:19:10 Close.
230 00:19:13 He's okay, right?
231 00:19:15 Yeah. He's...
232 00:19:29 He's fine.
233 00:19:34 You give him a big old hug for me.
234 00:19:42 I'm Claire, by the way.
235 00:19:44 Drew.
236 00:19:45 - Nice.- Same to you.
237 00:19:48 Please.
238 00:19:49 I'll let you sleep. Here's your map.
239 00:19:53 Let me take this.
240 00:19:56 I can handle this.
241 00:19:59 Let go.
242 00:20:28 I am not asleep.
243 00:20:33 I'm not.
244 00:20:38 I won't really be able to sleep.
245 00:20:41 I won't really be able to sleep.
246 00:20:43 Okay. Ready to go, Drew?
247 00:20:46 I'm not asleep.
248 00:20:48 Blue suit.
249 00:20:49 Losing the business.
250 00:20:51 Louisville.
251 00:20:52 I'm not asleep.
252 00:20:53 We'll go next year.
253 00:20:54 Come back.
254 00:21:20 One billion dollars.
255 00:21:28 Good morning.
256 00:21:30 And congratulations, Drew.
257 00:21:32 You've earned your wingsas our ten millionth passenger.
258 00:21:35 And here is a couponfor any four-diamond hotel...
259 00:21:40 in the greater western Kentucky area.
260 00:21:43 Better move quickly.Lots of people behind you.
261 00:21:52 - Well, thank you.- Absolutely.
262 00:21:55 And good luck with Ben.
263 00:21:58 Look, I knowI may never see you again...
264 00:22:02 but we are intrepid.
265 00:22:05 We carry on.
266 00:22:17 Drew!
267 00:22:20 Rental cars around the corner.You'll see the signs.
268 00:22:24 Bluegrass Parkway turns into exit 60B.Don't forget, 60B.
269 00:22:28 Okay. Thanks.
270 00:22:35 You okay to drive?
271 00:22:38 I'm fine.
272 00:22:41 60B!
273 00:22:49 60B!
274 00:23:52 Uncle Dale.
275 00:23:53 I'm in Louisville. Just landed.
276 00:23:57 I'm on the road.
277 00:23:59 60B. Yeah.
278 00:24:03 I have a map.
279 00:24:08 And I'll be there by 2:00.
280 00:24:17 I have the blue suit.
281 00:24:30 Where's 60B?
282 00:24:35 Shit, man.
283 00:24:38 Oh, man!
284 00:24:39 Did I miss 60B?
285 00:24:42 Did I miss 60B?
286 00:24:45 Did I miss 60B?
287 00:24:51 Did I miss 60B?
288 00:25:00 Elizabethtown.
289 00:25:02 Elizabethtown! Yes!
290 00:25:04 Elizabethtown! We're in!Oh, yeah. Okay!
291 00:26:42 Oh, yeah.
292 00:26:47 Jessie?
293 00:26:49 Cuz.
294 00:26:56 Cuz.
295 00:27:00 This loss will be metby a hurricane of love.
296 00:27:10 Charles Dean,meet grown-up Drew Baylor.
297 00:27:14 Drew, it's good to see you.
298 00:27:16 Thank you. My condolences.
299 00:27:18 And here's my dad, your Uncle Dale.
300 00:27:20 Wonderful to see you again.
301 00:27:24 Well, Drew, this is Mitch's plot.
302 00:27:27 And it has been in your familyfor 272 years.
303 00:27:33 Now, I've endeavored...
304 00:27:35 to keep this area hereclear for your daddy.
305 00:27:40 We're still discussing that issue.There is a possibility of cremation.
306 00:27:50 Now, here are some of your daddy'spersonal things.
307 00:27:54 The brown wallet.
308 00:27:56 And here's his ring from West Point.
309 00:28:01 Now I don't know how y'all feelout there in California...
310 00:28:04 but West Point sure does matteraround here.
311 00:28:08 It matters a lot.
312 00:28:10 Even though we now live in Oregon.
313 00:28:18 Everybody.
314 00:28:20 This is Mitch's boy from California.
315 00:28:23 One of the California Baylors.
316 00:28:26 This is Drew.
317 00:28:29 And just like your daddy was,we are all very excited...
318 00:28:35 about your eight-year triumphwith that beautiful shoe.
319 00:28:48 My condolences to all.
320 00:28:53 No, sir. I'm not going to let you feel bad'cause that was from your heart...
321 00:28:57 but let them say condolences to you.
322 00:28:59 - I thought condolences was...- It's incoming. It's an incoming phrase.
323 00:29:26 Did I not capture your daddy?
324 00:29:31 I don't know what the word is.
325 00:29:34 It's just a look I never saw before.
326 00:29:38 What's the word?
327 00:29:41 Drew, if you just move around a bit...
328 00:29:47 you will see different aspects.
329 00:29:55 Go ahead and cry.
330 00:30:10 What's the word?
331 00:30:33 Whimsical.
332 00:30:37 The word is whimsical.
333 00:30:48 Hey...
334 00:30:50 why not?
335 00:30:52 Whimsical.
336 00:32:03 - Turkey hash brown casserole.- It's Russ!
337 00:32:11 Aunt Dora, Aunt Dora.
338 00:32:16 Aunt Dora, look what I found.
339 00:32:20 Oh, my God!
340 00:32:26 Look at Mitch's baby!
341 00:32:29 You look just like your daddy.And who's been feeding you?
342 00:32:32 Wait just a minute. I gotta talk to Drew.
343 00:32:34 - We hope you're gonna stay for a while.- You're a credit to Etown.
344 00:32:42 Sorry about your dad.
345 00:32:46 This is your blood.
346 00:32:50 And that's Samson, my son.Clearly up to no good.
347 00:32:55 Samson.
348 00:32:57 Uncle Mitch always wanted us to meet.Everybody says we look alike.
349 00:33:03 Weird, huh? It's like looking in a mirror.
350 00:33:06 Hi, Drew. I'm Connie.I was your daddy's first girlfriend and...
351 00:33:11 Hi, Drew, I'm Charlie.
352 00:33:13 - I'm a huge fan of shoes...- My son. My son.
353 00:33:15 ...and the work you've donein the shoe business.
354 00:33:17 - We'll talk.- Absolutely.
355 00:33:18 We got memorial plans to discuss.
356 00:33:20 Your daddy was one of my10 most favorite people.
357 00:33:23 Sure did miss himwhen he went out West.
358 00:33:25 Drew, I'm E. Russell Marlowe...
359 00:33:27 with the American Legionin Bardstown, Kentucky.
360 00:33:29 Drew, I want to sign you upwith the American Legion...
361 00:33:31 or the Sons of the Legion.
362 00:33:33 And I got a hat that I want to give youas a souvenir, in honor of your dad...
363 00:33:47 Bill Banyon's not coming, is he?
364 00:33:50 Bill Banyon is not coming.
365 00:34:06 Bad dog! Stop that!
366 00:34:10 Bad dog!
367 00:34:13 - Samson?- What a mess!
368 00:34:23 So, come on in.
369 00:34:25 You know, it's not every day I invitegood-looking men to my bedroom...
370 00:34:28 but I just wanted youto meet your family...
371 00:34:31 the Baylors and the Conleys.
372 00:34:33 Let's start with Dickey Conley.
373 00:34:36 Now, he was an alcoholic.He had a drinking problem.
374 00:34:39 And he also had three nipples.He had three nipples.
375 00:34:43 And he was a poet.
376 00:34:51 How's your mother, Drew, honey?You know...
377 00:34:55 I really should have a picture of herin here.
378 00:34:58 And this picture is...
379 00:35:00 - Aunt Dora!- Coming!
380 00:35:03 Lena, just watch over it.Two more minutes! I'm coming!
381 00:35:08 This was the last picture takenof your daddy.
382 00:35:11 This was just three days ago, Drew.
383 00:35:13 He was the most loving man.
384 00:35:15 - Dora!- Coming!
385 00:35:17 Honey, you stay as long as you need to.
386 00:35:47 Samson.
387 00:35:53 My God!
388 00:35:56 - Oh, man.- Was he driving that?
389 00:35:58 Samson, you all right, boy?
390 00:35:59 - You all right?- You all right?
391 00:36:02 Oh, my God!
392 00:36:04 Where the hell's his father?That's what I want to know.
393 00:36:07 What happened?
394 00:36:08 - Hey, who taught you how to drive?- What the hell do you mean?
395 00:36:13 - What do you mean?- You gotta keep your eye on him!
396 00:36:23 So!
397 00:36:26 Y'all obviously made a group decisionnot to call and invite me.
398 00:36:36 Hi! Bill Banyon. How are you?Good to see you.
399 00:36:41 Bill Banyon. How are you?Good to see you.
400 00:36:44 I hear Drew Baylor's here, is that right?Hi, Connie, how are you?
401 00:36:47 I'm fine.
402 00:36:49 - Is this Samson?- It is. This is Samson.
403 00:36:52 Come here, Samson! How you doing?Give me a big boy hug!
404 00:37:00 I'm so sorry.
405 00:37:03 I should just go over to the kitchen.Good to see you. Cute kid.
406 00:37:07 Drew, can I have your autograph,please?
407 00:37:10 Of course.
408 00:37:16 Where can I find an original modelof Adidas SL 72s?
409 00:37:22 That boy is looking for rules from you!
410 00:37:25 Blame me, everybody does.
411 00:37:27 You can't be a kid and raise a kid.
412 00:37:30 Dad, I'm taking this moment to tell youthat I'm untraditional.
413 00:37:34 When we celebrate the life of Mitch,we're gonna do it with no tears...
414 00:37:38 we're gonna do it with excitement,and I'll take care of everything.
415 00:37:42 - All right.- Hear, hear.
416 00:37:44 We know what's up, and it's shoes.We're so much alike!
417 00:37:48 I teach him thingsthat everybody should know.
418 00:37:50 I teach him about Abraham Lincolnand Ronnie Van Zant...
419 00:37:54 because in my house,they are both of equal importance.
420 00:37:59 You don't get what I'm saying.
421 00:38:02 You can't be buddies with your own son.
422 00:38:20 Beautiful night. Does it ever cool off?
423 00:38:24 No, this time of year,it's hotter than the hinges of hell.
424 00:38:28 We got stars, though.
425 00:38:43 Gotta say I'm surprised your momdidn't make it.
426 00:38:47 Yeah, she's pretty broken up.
427 00:38:49 She sends her loveto everybody, though.
428 00:38:52 Yeah. I don't blame her.
429 00:38:55 Around here, their favorite thing to dois to get offended by something small...
430 00:38:59 and hold on to it for 50 years.
431 00:39:02 Of course, you and your dad were close.
432 00:39:05 Very close.And I knew him very, very well.
433 00:39:09 He was my dad.
434 00:39:11 We were actually going to drive heretogether this year.
435 00:39:15 Then it became next year and no.
436 00:39:21 I knew him very well. Very, very well.
437 00:39:24 Very well.
438 00:39:26 Yeah, I don't know my dad very well,either.
439 00:39:30 That was my band.
440 00:39:33 This was the show we openedfor Lynyrd fucking Skynyrd.
441 00:39:39 - Two of the original members.- Cool.
442 00:39:45 Ruckus.
443 00:39:49 Keep going.
444 00:39:50 Keep going.
445 00:39:52 Right below the reggae tribute.Look at that.
446 00:39:57 Ruckus.
447 00:39:58 Well, we almost opened for them.
448 00:40:02 It's a really long story. We never played,and we never played since.
449 00:40:07 And now you fix computers.
450 00:40:11 All those postcards I sentto Birmingham
451 00:40:16 All the way from those windowsof Amsterdam
452 00:40:23 Copped a gram from Dapper Sam
453 00:40:27 Just a four letter man in another jam
454 00:40:33 Oh yeah
455 00:41:30 Welcome to the Louisville Brown Hotel.How long will you be staying with us?
456 00:41:34 Two nights.
457 00:41:36 That coupon I have not seen.
458 00:41:38 You with the Hasboro Wedding?Chuck and Cindy?
459 00:41:41 I'm leaving Friday.
460 00:41:43 Okay.
461 00:41:45 Put it on my company card. Let it rip.
462 00:42:01 We're not married yet.
463 00:42:04 Hey, Rebecca.
464 00:42:06 Don't change the scheduleor Cindy will freak out!
465 00:42:09 She's been planning this for a year.
466 00:42:12 Don't forget,there's a rehearsal dinner in...
467 00:42:26 Chuck and Cindy.
468 00:42:40 "Lovin' life."
469 00:42:46 Heather? Pick up, sis. I'm exhausted.
470 00:42:48 I'm at the Brown Hotel in Louisville.Call me on the cell.
471 00:42:53 Hey, Mom, are you there?
472 00:43:00 Ellen. Hey, it's Drew. Are you there?
473 00:43:06 Call me back.
474 00:43:09 Somebody call me back.
475 00:43:22 That's what happens to a man when helets a woman take over, George!
476 00:43:27 You listen hard, laughing boy.
477 00:43:37 Did you bring the stuff?
478 00:43:42 No, Blinky, no!
479 00:43:45 Here's a knife that you'll really like.This is my chef's knife.
480 00:43:49 These knives are really razor sharp!
481 00:43:53 Claire Colburn. It's Drew Baylor.
482 00:43:56 You don't have to call me back. It's...
483 00:44:00 It's all good.
484 00:44:01 What am I saying?I don't even say, "It's all good."
485 00:44:04 Good night.
486 00:44:14 Yello.
487 00:44:15 You have to come home.
488 00:44:16 Mom has decidedthat she wants to learn to cook.
489 00:44:19 Oh, no.
490 00:44:20 I'll be home soon.
491 00:44:22 Have you cried yet?
492 00:44:25 A little.
493 00:44:26 When it happens, it's gonna be for days.
494 00:44:28 You should come home.She's out of control.
495 00:44:31 Wait a second. I'll be right back.
496 00:44:32 - Please come home.- Hello?
497 00:44:34 Great to hear from you.I didn't expect for you to call.
498 00:44:37 Then again, I did leavea few thousand numbers.
499 00:44:40 It's Claire Colburn. American Airlines.
500 00:44:42 - Claire. Can I call you right back?- I'll hold.
501 00:44:45 Okay.
502 00:44:46 - Hello.- Please come home.
503 00:44:49 I want to learn to cook,I want to learn to laugh...
504 00:44:53 and I want to tap dance.
505 00:44:54 It will be my salvation.
506 00:44:57 She won't stop moving, Drew!
507 00:44:59 Heather, we need a decision here.
508 00:45:01 What's your opinionon the whole burial issue?
509 00:45:03 Because there's a lot of people herewith big opinions!
510 00:45:05 And there's a problem with the blue suitthat I can't put my finger on...
511 00:45:09 Wait, wait, wait.
512 00:45:11 How you doing, Mom?
513 00:45:12 Great. I'm great. We are gonna make it!
514 00:45:15 - Hello.- Drew, it's Ellen. You called me?
515 00:45:18 Ellen.
516 00:45:19 Ellen? Ellen,thank you for calling me back!
517 00:45:23 I'm so happy you called.
518 00:45:26 Could you just hold on one second?
519 00:45:28 - Hello?- You need to come home, Drew.
520 00:45:30 I'll be right back. Hello?
521 00:45:32 Drew.
522 00:45:34 Ellen, I called you about thatsilly goodbye.
523 00:45:37 Could you hold on for just one second?
524 00:45:39 Yeah, but I'm actuallyon my way out to dinner.
525 00:45:40 Just hold a second.
526 00:45:42 - Can we...- I'm just in the middle of...
527 00:45:43 - See, I've gotta...- Ellen.
528 00:45:44 - Just call me later, okay?- Don't go.
529 00:45:47 Okay.
530 00:45:50 Hello.
531 00:45:51 - Hello, stranger.- Claire, hold on.
532 00:45:53 Here's what's greatabout the Nashville airport.
533 00:45:56 I just wanted to call you and thank you.
534 00:45:57 So, you know, goodbye, thank you and...
535 00:45:59 - I'll hold.- Okay.
536 00:46:00 Hello?
537 00:46:01 Cremated, don't you agree?
538 00:46:03 Heather, they really love him here.
539 00:46:06 They're not buying cremation.They don't even acknowledge the word.
540 00:46:09 But I need to call you right back.
541 00:46:11 Is there anything more importantthan the conversation we're having?
542 00:46:14 I will call you right back.
543 00:46:17 No problem.Just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
544 00:46:19 I'll call you right back.
545 00:46:24 I miss Dad.
546 00:46:28 Was he a fun guy?
547 00:46:31 Of course he was a fun guy.
548 00:46:33 Especially in the last few yearswhen you got so busy.
549 00:46:39 I'll call you right back.
550 00:46:44 - I know you're late for dinner.- I am late.
551 00:46:47 - I'm in Kentucky.- Drew.
552 00:46:50 It was real and it was great,and it was really great.
553 00:46:55 Call me anytime, okay? Goodbye.
554 00:46:59 It's just goodbye, you know?It's not "goodbye." It's just goodbye.
555 00:47:04 Take care.
556 00:47:07 Goodbye.
557 00:47:09 Goodbye.
558 00:47:22 Hello?
559 00:47:23 Good Lord. Did I win the phone lottery?
560 00:47:27 Tell me about the Nashville airport.
561 00:47:29 I'm over it.I'm actually almost home now.
562 00:47:33 Were the roads as hellish as I told you?
563 00:47:35 Claire, my dad's dead.
564 00:47:41 I know.
565 00:47:44 You knew?
566 00:47:48 I don't know a lot about everything...
567 00:47:49 but I do know a lot aboutthe part of everything that I know...
568 00:47:52 which is people.
569 00:47:54 And I thought I was so mysterious.
570 00:47:57 Trust me, everybody is less mysteriousthan they think they are.
571 00:48:03 And they all know me,and I don't know any of them...
572 00:48:06 and I had never seena dead body before.
573 00:48:09 To have never taken a solitary road tripacross country?
574 00:48:12 I mean, everybody's gotta takea road trip at least once in their lives.
575 00:48:17 Just you and some music.
576 00:48:19 You have no idea of the sheer volumeof my cousin's kid when he cries.
577 00:48:23 I mean, I think there is definitelya higher spirit.
578 00:48:26 But I agree, what's left behind finally...
579 00:48:28 are the impressionsyou made on people.
580 00:48:32 More important is to know where to go.
581 00:48:36 You haven't traveled at all, have you?
582 00:48:39 I just recently decidedthat things really are black and white.
583 00:48:43 And so, we all became helpers.
584 00:48:45 Which I still can't help.I can't help helping.
585 00:48:49 Okay, I'll drive back home.At least part of the way.
586 00:48:52 I will take a road trip.
587 00:48:54 I was actually gonna gowith Mitch next year.
588 00:48:56 Why am I calling him Mitch?
589 00:48:58 I spend so much time thinkingabout all the answers to the problem...
590 00:49:02 that I forgetwhat the problem actually was.
591 00:49:04 If you're smart, you'll just wear yourshoes and never ask any questions.
592 00:49:07 Just enjoy your footwear.
593 00:49:08 Do you ever just think,"I'm fooling everybody"?
594 00:49:12 You have no idea.
595 00:49:14 Men see things in a box.
596 00:49:17 And women see them in a round room.
597 00:49:20 Look at this. He was so young here.
598 00:49:27 My mom.
599 00:49:30 Not the one they wanted him to marry.
600 00:49:33 They met in an elevator.
601 00:49:36 I think I've been asleep most of my life.
602 00:49:40 Me, too.
603 00:50:05 Good Lord!
604 00:50:22 Do you want to have a beerover the phone?
605 00:50:40 Chuck and Cindy.
606 00:50:42 Cindy and Chuck.
607 00:50:50 I am currently stealing...
608 00:50:52 Chuck and Cindy's wedding beer.
609 00:51:01 You're a friend of Chuck's, right?
610 00:51:04 - Yes.- No, you're not. I'm Chuck.
611 00:51:09 Of Chuck and Cindy?
612 00:51:10 - Is that Chuck?- It's Chuck.
613 00:51:13 Who are you?
614 00:51:15 Drew Baylor. Your neighbor.
615 00:51:18 - You're here for my wedding?- No.
616 00:51:20 Business?
617 00:51:22 My dad died. I'm here for his funeral.
618 00:51:27 I'm sorry. I can't...
619 00:51:30 - That's hard.- It is hard, yeah.
620 00:51:35 - No, no, please.- Shit!
621 00:51:37 Please, no. No, no, Chuck. No, Chuck.
622 00:51:41 Chuck, please.
623 00:51:52 Death and life and death and life.
624 00:51:55 Right next door to each other!
625 00:51:59 There's a hair between them.
626 00:52:11 We're here for the next three days.If there's anything I can do for you...
627 00:52:19 Chuck Hasboro.
628 00:52:22 Hi, Claire.
629 00:52:23 Look, if there's anything I can dofor you guys, okay? Anything.
630 00:52:28 Thank you, Chuck.
631 00:52:30 I love you, Claire.
632 00:52:39 Okay.
633 00:52:41 It's all about family, bro.
634 00:52:44 Thank you, Chuck.
635 00:53:14 But they say it will hit you.
636 00:53:16 It could be 10 minutesor it could be 10 years from now.
637 00:53:19 So it's good that you talk about it,or don't talk about it.
638 00:53:22 Well, we have talked about it,but that's what they say.
639 00:53:27 That's what they say, huh?
640 00:53:29 Yes, that's what they say.
641 00:53:32 I've always wondered this.Who are "they"?
642 00:53:35 You know, "them."
643 00:53:38 "Them."
644 00:53:39 The inimitable collective "them."
645 00:53:42 And who says we're supposed to listento them?
646 00:53:45 They do!
647 00:53:50 Doesn't your ear hurt?
648 00:53:52 Yes, it does.
649 00:53:54 And I have to get up in two hoursand be charming.
650 00:53:57 I'm going to Hawaii.
651 00:54:00 - You'll get there and have fun.- I'll get there and sleep.
652 00:54:04 It's just a little vacationI traded routes for...
653 00:54:17 I'll let you go.
654 00:54:19 Wait.
655 00:54:23 When will you be back?
656 00:54:28 Hello.
657 00:54:34 You still there?
658 00:54:38 Yeah.
659 00:54:40 I'm just wondering if this whole thingis better on the phone.
660 00:54:44 You're so much better on the phone.
661 00:54:47 Maybe we should neverface each other again.
662 00:54:52 I enjoyed this.
663 00:54:57 Hey, you're only 45 minutes away.
664 00:55:03 You want to meet halfwayand see the sunrise?
665 00:55:06 At this point,it's probably easier to stay up.
666 00:55:11 You think so?
667 00:55:13 I think that's what they say.
668 00:55:21 Hey, you still with me?
669 00:55:24 Yeah, I'm still here.
670 00:55:28 - Take exit 43.- Okay.
671 00:55:52 I see your headlights.
672 00:55:59 I see your red hat.
673 00:56:01 There you are.
674 00:56:33 Hello.
675 00:56:35 Hey.
676 00:56:49 Should we hang up now?
677 00:56:56 Follow me.
678 00:57:05 We peaked on the phone.
679 00:57:06 - Yeah, I'm a little tired.- Yeah, me too.
680 00:57:22 Last looks.
681 00:57:31 Have fun in Hawaii.
682 00:57:34 There's one right now.
683 00:57:36 Aloha.
684 00:57:40 Aloha.
685 00:57:59 You will not defeat me.
686 00:58:09 What are you doing?
687 00:58:14 Mom, are you sure?
688 00:58:16 Are you sure about the...Are you sure about the cremation?
689 00:58:20 Honey, I don't know whenI'm going to crash...
690 00:58:22 but as of right now,we are learning about the car...
691 00:58:25 and I'm learning organic cooking,I'm gonna tap dance...
692 00:58:29 and later on today,I am going to fix the toilet.
693 00:58:32 It is five minutes at a time.
694 00:58:34 Do you all know aboutout in California...
695 00:58:37 how many people they cremateout there?
696 00:58:38 - No. How many?- 80%, I read.
697 00:58:40 - Get out!- I'm not kidding you.
698 00:58:42 Mom, I think you need to slow down.
699 00:58:45 Look, everybody tells methat I should take sedatives...
700 00:58:48 but, hey, I am out hereand I'm making things happen.
701 00:58:50 All forward motion counts.
702 00:58:51 Sweetheart,when are you coming back?
703 00:58:53 There's a memorial this Saturday.
704 00:58:55 Okay. And who's there helping youplan all of this, sweetheart?
705 00:58:58 Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
706 00:59:03 Bill Banyon is there?
707 00:59:06 - Bill Banyon?- Yeah.
708 00:59:07 He is a con man.
709 00:59:09 He swindled your fatherout of thousands of dollars.
710 00:59:11 Seventeen years ago,he did something...
711 00:59:13 which almost ruined this familyto its very core.
712 00:59:15 Mother...
713 00:59:17 Wrapping himself in the nobilityof your father's memory.
714 00:59:19 - Boy, he's getting an earful.- Boy, I'll tell you.
715 00:59:22 Mother! Listen! Focus!
716 00:59:24 Beware.
717 00:59:25 I know it's all very charmingwith the pickled things in jars...
718 00:59:28 and the Southern charmand the hams that hang in the garage...
719 00:59:31 until they're so covered with moldyou could grow penicillin on them...
720 00:59:34 Are you sure about the cremation?
721 00:59:36 If Bill Banyon is there,definitely cremation!
722 00:59:39 And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
723 00:59:47 Hello.
724 00:59:49 Aloha.
725 00:59:50 I talked to my friend, Kendra...
726 00:59:52 who had a girlfriend with a kidwho is exceedingly loud like Samson...
727 00:59:56 and she's given me a videotapethat works absolute miracles.
728 01:00:01 Hey, thanks, Claire.
729 01:00:04 What, you're already tired of me?
730 01:00:07 I just haven't slept. I'm sorry.
731 01:00:10 How's Hawaii?
732 01:00:13 Well, I'm checking out this cute guy.
733 01:00:18 Why are you telling me that?
734 01:00:27 How could I leave you in distress?
735 01:00:31 I'm taking you out.
736 01:00:36 - I thought you were in Hawaii.- What's this?
737 01:00:38 "When cremation is your preference."
738 01:00:41 I just got some brochuresI want you all to look at.
739 01:00:43 And these are some choice of urns...
740 01:00:46 available hereat the Cave Hill Cemetery.
741 01:00:48 You can take them home and...
742 01:00:53 You can look at those brochures and...
743 01:00:57 Y'all can look at those,take those home with you.
744 01:01:00 Whatever makes you happy.
745 01:01:13 We are shopping for an urn.
746 01:01:32 And you can pick this up tomorrowimmediately following the procedure.
747 01:01:51 The Jim Morrison of Kentucky.
748 01:02:38 You're kind of great, Claire.You do know that.
749 01:02:42 - Sort of amazing, even.- Oh, come on!
750 01:02:45 - I don't need an ice cream cone.- It's not an ice cream cone.
751 01:02:50 What's an ice cream cone?
752 01:02:52 You know.
753 01:02:54 "Here's a little somethingto make you happy.
754 01:02:56 "Something sweet that meltsin five minutes."
755 01:03:00 I'm completely cool with anythingyou want to say or not say.
756 01:03:04 I don't need it.
757 01:03:06 Besides, Ben is coming in tomorrow.
758 01:03:12 - Do you want to hear my theory?- Of course.
759 01:03:16 You and I have a special talent,and I saw it immediately.
760 01:03:21 Tell me.
761 01:03:22 We're the substitute people.
762 01:03:25 The substitute people.
763 01:03:27 I've been the substitute personmy whole life.
764 01:03:30 I'm not an Ellen.I never wanted to be an Ellen.
765 01:03:34 And I'm not a Cindy, either.Although Chucks love me.
766 01:03:39 I'm sure they do.
767 01:03:41 I like being alone too much.
768 01:03:43 I mean, I'm with a guy who's marriedto his academic career.
769 01:03:47 I rarely see him.And I'm the substitute person there.
770 01:03:51 I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure.
771 01:03:56 Here.
772 01:03:59 Play this for the loudest kid in the world.
773 01:04:03 I'm not used to girls like you.
774 01:04:06 That's because I'm one of a kind.
775 01:04:08 You don't have to make a joke.
776 01:04:12 I like you without the jokes.
777 01:04:18 Get some sleep.
778 01:04:20 I have a personnel interviewtomorrow morning...
779 01:04:23 and if I get transferred, Ben will die.
780 01:04:59 Didn't it just feel better...
781 01:05:02 that we just didn'tdo something impulsive?
782 01:05:04 - I mean...- Yes.
783 01:05:08 Now we actually have a shotat being friends...
784 01:05:11 for the rest of our lives.
785 01:05:17 The rest of our lives.
786 01:05:27 Okay, now for the celebration properwe got the military bands...
787 01:05:30 the right mix of seven speakers,no crybabies...
788 01:05:33 It's official. Paul, Doug and Rickare flying in from Florida.
789 01:05:36 Ruckus will reunite for this one evening.
790 01:05:43 How we doing on balloons?
791 01:05:44 I sent to Balloon City,I got a bunch of them.
792 01:05:46 And, Drew, my casket did come infrom Lexington...
793 01:05:49 and I got to tell you, it's quite beautiful.
794 01:05:52 Look, Drew, I am getting the questionconstantly, okay?
795 01:05:55 Why isn't he buried in Elizabethtown?
796 01:06:00 It's not an insult to anybody here.
797 01:06:04 Well, is there such a thingas partial cremation?
798 01:06:07 Bill Banyon, how can you even saysuch a thing?
799 01:06:13 I know you all love my dad.
800 01:06:16 You can't dismiss my mother's wishes.
801 01:06:19 And we're not from California.
802 01:06:20 Jessie, can you do somethingabout your son?
803 01:06:24 Yeah. All right.
804 01:06:26 A couple of good ass-kickingsmight be in line.
805 01:06:28 I think what Charles Deanwants to say...
806 01:06:30 I know what he's saying.
807 01:06:39 You all have different versions of himthat you love a lot.
808 01:06:45 This is ours.
809 01:06:48 My family's record of the last thinghe said on the subject.
810 01:06:53 That's the plan.
811 01:06:55 That is the way it's going to be, guys.
812 01:06:57 Sprinkled at sea!
813 01:06:59 Samson...
814 01:07:02 And that's the decision from California.
815 01:07:08 Shit. Oregon.
816 01:07:14 We really are from Oregon.
817 01:07:17 Don't make me come spank you.Leave him alone!
818 01:07:27 Jessie, I have something for you.
819 01:07:34 Samson, we're gonna watch this.
820 01:07:40 One second.
821 01:07:51 Hi. My name's Rusty.
822 01:07:56 I helped build this housea long time ago.
823 01:07:59 But wood-eating insectscalled termites...
824 01:08:01 have compromised the integrityof this once fine structure.
825 01:08:04 What's that sound?
826 01:08:06 So today, I'm gonna blow it up.
827 01:08:12 Silence.
828 01:08:14 Now...
829 01:08:16 if I blow this house up...
830 01:08:20 will you promise to behaveand mind your mommy and daddy?
831 01:08:24 Yes!
832 01:08:38 Good.
833 01:08:41 Let's blow it up.
834 01:08:49 - Joe, we ready to go?- Yeah, Rusty, light it up.
835 01:08:56 Fire in the hole!
836 01:08:58 Three...
837 01:09:01 two...
838 01:09:03 one.
839 01:09:26 Now, let's build a new house.
840 01:09:39 Thank youfor taking an interest in Jessie.
841 01:09:55 Feels good, doesn't it?
842 01:09:58 It's like Mitch is here.
843 01:10:02 I can see Mitch right now, so proud...
844 01:10:06 in that blue suit.
845 01:10:10 Can't you?
846 01:10:37 Stop the cremation!
847 01:10:42 Stop the cremation!
848 01:10:46 - Stop the cremation!- What the hell's going on, man?
849 01:10:49 Hold on. Wait right here.
850 01:11:06 I'm sorry.
851 01:11:17 Here's your dad, man.
852 01:12:09 I agree with her.
853 01:12:10 It takes a year and a halfto plan a wedding properly.
854 01:12:13 It does...
855 01:12:15 - Are you serious?- Yes.
856 01:12:17 This is Claire.I feel like I've known her my whole life.
857 01:12:21 He was at my door last night yelling,"Cindy, you get out here."
858 01:12:24 And I was like, "Chuck, not tonight!Not until we get married..."
859 01:12:32 Is that...
860 01:12:35 Hey, Mitch.
861 01:12:41 So, what happened to Ben?
862 01:12:47 There was a storm in Georgia.They grounded all the planes.
863 01:12:51 And he doesn't like to fly.
864 01:12:53 And now they want him to speakat some trustees event...
865 01:12:56 and trot out some big ideas.
866 01:12:58 Claire, I want to see you...
867 01:13:00 on the tour of Maker's Mark tomorrowat 10:00 a.m. Sharp.
868 01:13:03 - All right?- All right.
869 01:13:04 I love this girl!
870 01:13:16 You look great.
871 01:13:17 I'm a mess.
872 01:13:19 - You're crazy, Claire. You look amazing.- Thank you.
873 01:13:22 And this dress...
874 01:13:24 Did well on the personnel interview,though.
875 01:13:27 Right. The interview. I forgot.
876 01:13:31 I know. I'm impossible to forget,but I'm hard to remember.
877 01:13:40 Drew! Lovin' life, lovin' you.
878 01:13:45 Hey, missed youat the rehearsal dinner.
879 01:13:54 - Claire?- Yeah?
880 01:13:55 Let's show Mitch the siteof his memorial.
881 01:14:13 "Chuck and Cindy, the wedding!"
882 01:14:20 Here you go, Dad.
883 01:14:26 Welcome to the annual meetingof people who...
884 01:14:31 annually meet!
885 01:14:33 - And we'll see you all again next year.- Very nice. Come on.
886 01:14:39 I'm just going to say right nowwhat we're not saying...
887 01:14:42 and let the chips fall, let the chips fall...
888 01:14:45 let the chips fall where they may.
889 01:14:48 Yes, I may be embarrassing myself,but I'm just going to say it.
890 01:14:57 I like you!
891 01:15:05 What?
892 01:15:06 I think you should eat something.
893 01:15:10 I've been starving myself all week long!
894 01:15:14 - For Ben.- Man, I'm gonna eat.
895 01:15:16 - We'll eat in my room.- Room service?
896 01:15:18 I want cheeseand cheese-related things.
897 01:15:22 No, eggs and fries.With cheese on everything.
898 01:15:25 - Cheese it is.- Cheese and Coca-Cola.
899 01:15:29 And don't worry.
900 01:15:31 Because as great as you look tonight,you are safe with me.
901 01:15:35 Of course, it's safe. It's a full moon.
902 01:15:40 - I look good.- You do look good.
903 01:15:43 I'm wearing these clothes. I mean...
904 01:15:44 Have you ever had unlucky clothes?
905 01:15:47 This dress that you like?
906 01:15:48 Good things have not happened to mein this dress.
907 01:15:51 But I saw it tonight and I said:
908 01:15:53 "I'm gonna give you one more chance."
909 01:15:55 And I refuse to be let downby this dress again.
910 01:16:01 Anyway, forget all that.
911 01:16:04 You're here, and we're together,and it's a get-out-of-jail-free card.
912 01:16:09 It's almost midnight.
913 01:16:10 Life cannot be so cruelthat we don't deserve to be together...
914 01:16:15 to eat.
915 01:16:19 - Hi, Chuck.- Hey, Cindy.
916 01:16:28 Wait. Where's Mitch?
917 01:16:31 I left him in the ballroom.
918 01:16:50 I'm sorry Ben missed the flight.
919 01:16:56 He forgot?
920 01:16:58 No storm in Georgia. No trustees.
921 01:17:03 No big ideas.
922 01:17:07 - What a fucking jerk.- He's not a jerk.
923 01:17:10 He's a brilliant man who gives himselfpermission to be preoccupied.
924 01:17:15 Come on.
925 01:17:17 You know, there is nothing greaterthan deciding in your life...
926 01:17:21 that things maybe really areblack and white!
927 01:17:24 And this guy, Ben,who clearly takes you for granted...
928 01:17:27 who serially takes advantage of you,is bad!
929 01:17:30 And what I am saying is good.See what I mean?
930 01:17:35 You shouldn't be the substitutefor anybody.
931 01:17:39 This guy should be right here,right now, doing this.
932 01:17:55 Maybe so.
933 01:18:01 He's lucky I'm notthe right person for you.
934 01:18:08 I know why it's not you, but just tell me...
935 01:18:14 so I can see it from your perspective.
936 01:18:18 See, I know what you deserve.
937 01:18:23 What do I deserve?
938 01:18:28 You deserve...
939 01:18:33 You deserve...
940 01:18:39 You deserve...
941 01:18:48 a guy who says:
942 01:18:53 "I can't imagine a world without you.
943 01:18:58 "We will start a winery when we are 70.
944 01:19:02 "We will snowboard every December,and one year take our kids.
945 01:19:09 "And we will always havethe twin red Lexuses...
946 01:19:12 "with the license plates reading:'Chuck and Cindy."'
947 01:19:17 You deserve all this and more.
948 01:19:23 It's not you, I know.
949 01:19:39 - Please don't take this as rejection.- I really don't.
950 01:19:52 Ben's very lucky. All we did was kiss.
951 01:19:57 Most of the sex I've had in my lifewas not as personal as that kiss.
952 01:20:24 I'm putting on my shoes now.
953 01:20:34 Excuse me. Sorry.
954 01:20:55 I'm walking out the door...
955 01:20:58 in last night's clothes.
956 01:21:04 "Hey, Claire. Don't leave.
957 01:21:07 "Stay. Let's have breakfast."
958 01:21:21 I will miss your lipsand everything attached to them.
959 01:21:29 See you, Mitch.
960 01:21:59 Claire, you slut!
961 01:22:01 - Claire! Swear to God!- Claire!
962 01:22:24 Wait up!
963 01:22:27 Just tell me you love meand get it over with.
964 01:22:31 Claire, I'm just going to say thisbecause you deserve it.
965 01:22:34 It's not easy for me, but here goes.
966 01:22:40 Four days ago...
967 01:22:42 I lost a majorAmerican shoe company...
968 01:22:48 Frankly, you could round it offto one billion dollars!
969 01:22:53 And by tomorrow afternoon,everyone will know.
970 01:22:57 Something's gonna be publishedthat pinpoints me as the most...
971 01:23:02 spectacular failure in the historyof my profession...
972 01:23:06 which is all I know how to do.
973 01:23:07 And I've been here this whole timetrying to be responsible and charming...
974 01:23:12 and live up to this success...
975 01:23:15 that doesn't exist.
976 01:23:17 All I really want...
977 01:23:21 is to not be here.
978 01:23:27 I'm sorry.
979 01:23:29 I have a very dark appointmentwith destiny.
980 01:23:35 That's my secret.
981 01:23:37 That's who I am.
982 01:23:41 That's it?
983 01:23:42 Yes, that's it.
984 01:23:45 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
985 01:23:49 I guess I just thought a small part of youmight be a small bit sad to see me go.
986 01:23:54 But I guess this is all mostlyabout a shoe.
987 01:23:57 Of course, I'm sad about you.
988 01:23:59 But this is just a little bit biggerthan you and me!
989 01:24:02 And by the way, I didn't say million.I said billion!
990 01:24:08 A billion dollars!
991 01:24:12 That's a lot of million!
992 01:24:16 So, you failed.
993 01:24:19 - No, you don't get it.- All right, you really failed.
994 01:24:24 You failed, you failed, you failed.
995 01:24:31 You failed, you failed, you...
996 01:24:37 You think I care about that?
997 01:24:41 I do understand.
998 01:24:44 You're an artist, man.Your job is to break through barriers.
999 01:24:48 Not accept blame and bow and say:
1000 01:24:50 "Thank you, I'm a loser,I'll go away now."
1001 01:24:52 "Phil's mean to me..." So what?
1002 01:24:55 I don't cry.
1003 01:24:56 You want to be really great?
1004 01:24:59 Then have the courage to fail bigand stick around.
1005 01:25:03 Make them wonderwhy you're still smiling.
1006 01:25:08 That's true greatness to me.
1007 01:25:12 But...
1008 01:25:15 don't listen to me, I'm a Claire.
1009 01:25:19 - Well, thank you, Claire.- You're welcome.
1010 01:25:22 Now would you quittrying to break up with me?
1011 01:25:25 You're always tryingto break up with me...
1012 01:25:27 and we're not even together.
1013 01:25:30 I know.
1014 01:25:33 Wait.
1015 01:25:36 We're not?
1016 01:25:41 Of course not.
1017 01:25:43 We're the substitute people, remember?
1018 01:25:53 I'll see you at Mitch's memorial,if I can make it.
1019 01:26:36 All right, when I give you the signalpull the pulley slowly across.
1020 01:26:39 All right, slow and soulful.
1021 01:26:42 Will do. Slow and soulful.
1022 01:26:48 - She came!- That is her.
1023 01:26:51 That is her. That's Hollie.
1024 01:26:53 Hollie!
1025 01:26:55 - Hollie.- It's really good to see you.
1026 01:26:58 - You look more beautiful than ever.- Thank you.
1027 01:27:30 Mitch wrote letters.Never once sent an e-mail.
1028 01:27:35 He was always there for me.
1029 01:27:38 Where are you, Mitch?
1030 01:27:40 And I loved him.
1031 01:27:43 And y'all know that.
1032 01:27:46 I loved him!
1033 01:27:48 Even though he moved to California...
1034 01:27:52 God love him,he always came back to his roots.
1035 01:27:56 And I will miss his laugh.
1036 01:27:59 I don't have anything funny to say.
1037 01:28:02 And I don't have a funny story to tell.
1038 01:28:06 I will tell you, it wasn't easy for Mitchto leave the military...
1039 01:28:11 and start over again in California.
1040 01:28:27 And I apologize, per se,for my role in that deal, per se.
1041 01:28:32 And to all of youwho put this evening together...
1042 01:28:34 it has gone beautifully, and thank you.
1043 01:28:38 - Lena, it hasn't hit him yet.- It will. It will.
1044 01:28:41 Ladies and gentlemen...
1045 01:28:44 Hollie Baylor.
1046 01:28:50 I want you to stay awake for this,all right?
1047 01:29:11 I'm a little nervous.
1048 01:29:14 But here we are.
1049 01:29:17 It's been a while.
1050 01:29:24 There was this shorthandof a long marriage.
1051 01:29:28 We were complete opposites,and it worked.
1052 01:29:35 The plan was to send...
1053 01:29:39 my son to represent the family.
1054 01:29:43 I was terrifiedthat you would look at me and see...
1055 01:29:45 that woman from Californiawho took him away.
1056 01:29:50 Even though we only lived in Californiaas a family...
1057 01:29:53 for 18 months, 27 years ago...
1058 01:29:57 I always... felt it.
1059 01:30:02 All because I was standingin an elevator in Tokyo...
1060 01:30:07 and this handsome captain walked in...
1061 01:30:11 on his way home to Elizabethtown.
1062 01:30:14 And he was engaged. And so was I.
1063 01:30:21 And somehow I hijacked himand took him to Disneyland!
1064 01:30:31 But something happened between us...
1065 01:30:35 that was not part of the plan.
1066 01:30:40 We were in love.
1067 01:30:49 Let me tell you a little bit about lifewithout Mitch.
1068 01:30:54 I wanted to get to knowabout Mitch's car...
1069 01:30:58 and it actually ate me.
1070 01:31:01 I went to the bankand the teller looked at me strangely...
1071 01:31:04 and I got homeand I looked at myself in the mirror...
1072 01:31:06 and my face was still greenfrom a facial mask...
1073 01:31:08 that I had forgotten to take off.
1074 01:31:11 And I called our insurance manof 30 years...
1075 01:31:14 whose son Mitch had actually helpedto get into West Point...
1076 01:31:18 to tell him that Mitch was gone.
1077 01:31:22 He didn't call me back for two days.
1078 01:31:27 The car, the bank, the insurance man,the world.
1079 01:31:31 I mean, nobody truly cared.
1080 01:31:37 Not like us.
1081 01:31:42 I always wanted to learn to tap dance...
1082 01:31:44 so I took tap dance lessons.
1083 01:31:46 And I wanted to learn... Yeah, I did.
1084 01:31:48 And I wanted to learnto cook organically...
1085 01:31:50 and so I attempted that.
1086 01:31:54 And I fixed the toilet.
1087 01:31:59 Yeah. All by myself.
1088 01:32:02 And I wanted to learn to laugh.
1089 01:32:08 Why couldn't I be funnierwhen Mitch was alive?
1090 01:32:12 But you know, I figured it out.It takes time to be funny...
1091 01:32:15 and it takes time to extract joy from life.
1092 01:32:22 So I enrolled in comedy school.
1093 01:32:27 Yeah, I did. I know, I know.
1094 01:32:29 I was the oldest one in the class.Thank you.
1095 01:32:33 And we were told to tell a story.
1096 01:32:37 Something true,something that really happened to us.
1097 01:32:39 So I got up thereand I talked about my husband...
1098 01:32:45 and the love he left behind.
1099 01:32:52 A few days after Mitch died...
1100 01:32:55 I was walking through the yardand I saw our neighbor...
1101 01:32:59 who was a very good friendof Mitch's, Bob...
1102 01:33:02 and he saw me comingthrough the gate...
1103 01:33:06 and he said,"I am so sorry for your loss."
1104 01:33:11 And I knew that he neededto feel that loss, too...
1105 01:33:14 and to share it,and I wanted to help him.
1106 01:33:18 And he put his arms around me,he cradled me...
1107 01:33:21 and his embrace tightened.
1108 01:33:25 Finally, here was somebodywho truly cared.
1109 01:33:31 And then...
1110 01:33:35 I felt something else.
1111 01:33:50 Something huge.
1112 01:34:00 Let's just say it, let's just say it!
1113 01:34:02 A boner.
1114 01:34:07 I know.
1115 01:34:13 A boner, that's what I get.
1116 01:34:16 That's what I getfor trying to do everything myself.
1117 01:34:19 Boner Bob, my neighbor.
1118 01:34:33 Oh, dear.
1119 01:34:42 He rooted for all of you.
1120 01:34:50 I love you.
1121 01:34:52 This is for you, your favorite song...
1122 01:34:57 on a Saturday night.
1123 01:37:00 Well, you really broughteverybody together...
1124 01:37:03 I'll give you that.
1125 01:37:17 I have this thing for you.
1126 01:37:23 It's a very unique map.
1127 01:37:28 It's for your road trip home.
1128 01:37:30 Right, a map.
1129 01:37:34 You promised. Remember?
1130 01:37:37 No. No, I do, I remember.
1131 01:37:50 This is for you, Mitch.
1132 01:38:24 Free Bird, huh?
1133 01:38:30 - Well, I better get back to...- Ben.
1134 01:38:36 He finally made it.
1135 01:38:40 Does Ben even exist?
1136 01:38:52 Just call me when you get home...
1137 01:38:56 and not until.
1138 01:38:58 I want you to get into the deep...
1139 01:39:02 beautiful melancholyof everything that's happened.
1140 01:39:13 It's a great map.
1141 01:40:00 - Jessie!- Just keep going!
1142 01:40:33 Oh, my God!
1143 01:40:58 I am a licensed flight attendant!Use this exit, please!
1144 01:41:27 As a specialistin the field of last looks...
1145 01:41:31 this one was pretty iconically Claire.
1146 01:41:56 Friends and neighbors,we are gathered here...
1147 01:42:00 to say our final goodbyesto our dear friend...
1148 01:42:04 Mitch.
1149 01:42:42 Come on, General.
1150 01:42:56 The route of Claire's map...
1151 01:42:59 with accompanying musicand detailed instructions...
1152 01:43:03 would take 42 hours...
1153 01:43:06 and 11 minutes.
1154 01:43:09 "Turn on ignition."
1155 01:43:26 "Begin your journeyand do not skip ahead."
1156 01:43:54 She had laid out the entire road trip...
1157 01:43:57 and timed it to musicshe herself had put on CDs.
1158 01:44:05 The songs, of course,were classic mix tape songs.
1159 01:44:08 About her, of course.
1160 01:44:11 And the rich flurryof our almost romance.
1161 01:44:26 60B.
1162 01:44:39 This is The Hombres.
1163 01:44:53 And she had even provided musicfor what would happen next.
1164 01:45:01 Down to the minute.
1165 01:45:28 You have five minutes to wallowin the delicious misery.
1166 01:45:32 Enjoy it, embrace it, discard it...
1167 01:45:38 and proceed.
1168 01:45:50 Here is a riverleading to the Mississippi.
1169 01:45:56 "This is America," she wrote.
1170 01:46:00 And if everybody gets a votewhere their Mitch gets buried...
1171 01:46:05 here are a fewwhere my Mitch gets buried.
1172 01:46:08 Or scattered.
1173 01:46:25 "Pause for 30 minutesfor the greatest chili in the world."
1174 01:46:31 And elsewhere in Memphis.
1175 01:46:46 This would be a good timeto stop in at Earnestine & Hazel's...
1176 01:46:50 and say hello to Russ.
1177 01:46:52 How you doing?
1178 01:46:53 He's hung onto the placefor 38 long years.
1179 01:46:56 He'll tell you a few stories.
1180 01:47:04 Look. Look at this. That's the blues!
1181 01:47:10 And just around the corner,the Lorraine Motel.
1182 01:47:17 The hotel balcony whereMartin Luther King drew his last breath.
1183 01:48:03 His death was only the beginningof his victory.
1184 01:48:09 You go across the bridgetraversing Mark Twain's muse...
1185 01:48:12 Jeff Buckley's funeral bed...
1186 01:48:14 as the night airwhips through your hair...
1187 01:48:16 around your face,and out the other window.
1188 01:48:17 You can feel the soul of that dark watereven as you arrive on the other side.
1189 01:48:45 Some music needs air.
1190 01:48:48 Roll down your window.
1191 01:49:03 - All right! Good!- I love you, Daddy.
1192 01:49:05 I love you too, Drew.Where do you want to go?
1193 01:49:08 - Tucky.- Kentucky?
1194 01:49:34 Good morning.
1195 01:49:37 How you doing?
1196 01:49:50 The Survivor Tree.
1197 01:49:52 It's my favorite tree in the world.
1198 01:49:56 And I like trees.
1199 01:50:12 "This once highly-anticipated product...
1200 01:50:14 "may actually cause an entiregeneration to return to bare feet."
1201 01:50:24 Sadness is easierbecause it's surrender.
1202 01:50:27 I say, make time to dance alone...
1203 01:50:31 with one hand waving free.
1204 01:51:10 Look at us.
1205 01:51:13 You with your many almost-greatprojects, me with my fiasco.
1206 01:51:19 Oh, God.
1207 01:51:24 Both of us working so hard...
1208 01:51:27 for what?
1209 01:51:33 We should have taken this tripyears ago.
1210 01:51:43 And the fact that I wanna go homeand kill myself is really not your fault.
1211 01:51:48 For what? For Phil?
1212 01:51:51 No!
1213 01:52:57 Don't get lost.
1214 01:53:01 Proceed to the second largestfarmer's market in the world...
1215 01:53:06 located on...
1216 01:53:08 The Second Largest Farmer'sMarket in the World Boulevard...
1217 01:53:11 for some essentialsfor the rest of your journey home.
1218 01:53:51 Go to the pet area. Look inside the bookabout springer spaniels.
1219 01:54:05 Find a pair of Späsmoticas on display...
1220 01:54:08 and look inside.
1221 01:54:13 Here you have reacheda fork in the map.
1222 01:54:16 You can go to your car and the restof the directions will take you home.
1223 01:54:21 Or...
1224 01:54:25 look for a girl in a red hat...
1225 01:54:28 who's waiting for youwith an alternate plan.
1226 01:56:44 No true fiasco...
1227 01:56:47 ever began as a questfor mere adequacy.
1228 01:56:50 A motto of theBritish Special Service Air Force is:
1229 01:56:54 "Those who risk, win."
1230 01:56:58 A single green vine shootis able to grow through cement.
1231 01:57:05 The Pacific Northwestern salmonbeats itself bloody...
1232 01:57:08 on its quest to travelhundreds of miles upstream...
1233 01:57:11 against the current,with a single purpose.
1234 01:57:15 Sex, of course.
1235 01:57:17 But also...
1236 01:57:25 life.
