停尸房收藏 The Mortuary Collection(2019)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:30 The world is not made of atoms.
2 00:00:35 It is made of stories.
3 00:04:14 Aah!
4 00:04:24 Hello, child.
5 00:04:30 You've leftyour camera!
6 00:04:44 Suck it, creep-o!
7 00:05:02 Creep-o.
8 00:05:04 That's a new one.
9 00:05:20 What is life but a story?
10 00:05:24 A single narrative threadin the tapestry
11 00:05:28 that binds us all.
12 00:05:32 And as with all stories,
13 00:05:34 it is not the lengthof the tale that resonates,
14 00:05:39 it is the qualityof the content within.
15 00:05:43 I beseech you, friends,that even as we mourn,
16 00:05:47 let us celebrate as a tributeto this young man's story.
17 00:05:54 Let us seek solace thatwe have been granted impunity
18 00:05:58 from eternal rest.
19 00:06:00 That death would noteradicate us,
20 00:06:02 but in the pages of lifewe will continue forth
21 00:06:07 and we cannot die!
22 00:06:20 Uh, and now a readingfrom Corinthians.
23 00:06:26 Thank you for coming.
24 00:06:28 Please drive safely.
25 00:06:32 Sorry for your loss.
26 00:06:35 Thank you for coming.
27 00:07:58 I wouldn't.
28 00:08:02 This world,this business,
29 00:08:04 it's not as neat and tidyas one might expect.
30 00:08:14 The coffin...It's so small.
31 00:08:17 A tragic thing,indeed.
32 00:08:20 Montgomery Dark,resident mortician,
33 00:08:24 indentured servantto the great beyond.
34 00:08:26 Dark. Really?
35 00:08:30 It's a family name.
36 00:08:34 Oh, I'm Sam.
37 00:08:37 Sam.
38 00:08:39 My condolences.
39 00:08:41 Were you closewith the child?
40 00:08:43 Oh, no. I'm sorry.I saw a sign out front.
41 00:08:48 Sign?
42 00:08:50 Yeah, "Help wanted."
43 00:08:53 Are you still looking?
44 00:08:57 Yes.
45 00:08:59 Always.
46 00:09:04 Please.
47 00:09:15 Have you any experiencein the mortuary arts?
48 00:09:19 No, but I'ma fast learner.
49 00:09:22 Mm, most people wouldfind it unmanageable.
50 00:09:26 Huh.I'm not most people.
51 00:09:29 We shall see.
52 00:09:31 Please have a seat.
53 00:09:34 This is... This isone serious collection of books
54 00:09:38 you've got here.
55 00:09:39 The mere tipof the looming,
56 00:09:40 lumbering iceberg,I'm afraid...
57 00:09:44 an archive of the various waysin which clients
58 00:09:46 have found themselves passingthrough our hallowed halls.
59 00:09:51 So, these are all storiesabout how people died?
60 00:09:55 Not just how,my dear, why.
61 00:10:00 Huh. That'spretty cool.
62 00:10:03 Yes, it is, isn't it?
63 00:10:17 Tell me one.
64 00:10:19 Tell you one what? A story.
65 00:10:24 Something...dark and twisted.
66 00:10:27 Something awesome.
67 00:10:30 Mm. Perhaps we shouldstick to business.
68 00:10:34 We have much to do.
69 00:10:35 Oh, come on, Monty.If I'm going to be working here,
70 00:10:37 I need to know whatI'm getting myself into.
71 00:10:39 You are not hired yet,young lady.
72 00:10:44 Right because you havea stack of applications
73 00:10:47 to go through.
74 00:10:58 Something dark,twisted, and "awesome," eh?
75 00:11:06 Well, see howthis one grabs you.
76 00:11:30 Uh, someone's in here.
77 00:11:33 Hoping you'renot trying to hide from me.
78 00:11:35 I wouldn't dream of it.
79 00:11:37 Okay.
80 00:11:38 Meet meon the veranda in 10?
81 00:11:42 Look, I've just got to say thattalking with you back there,
82 00:11:45 I felt this connection, andI feel like you felt it, too.
83 00:11:48 A-Am I being crazy?
84 00:11:50 I'm being crazy.I'll see you on the veranda.
85 00:13:18 Okay.
86 00:13:52 Okay.
87 00:13:56 Damn it.
88 00:14:32 Aaaah!
89 00:14:56 Can somebody help me?
90 00:15:01 Help me, please!
91 00:16:07 Aaaaah!
92 00:16:41 It's not bad.
93 00:16:45 I was expecting somethinga bit more substantial.
94 00:16:49 Maybe an ironic comeuppanceor a big twist, but...
95 00:16:52 it was fun.
96 00:16:56 Fun?
97 00:16:59 Well, I havemore stories.
98 00:17:01 Many, many more.
99 00:17:03 I was...just warming up.
100 00:17:07 Here.
101 00:17:09 Sign here,initial here and here.
102 00:17:15 It's a bit far-fetched,don't you think,
103 00:17:18 an octopusin a medicine cabinet?
104 00:17:20 It was not an octopus.
105 00:17:22 And
106 00:17:24 it is not the validityof the story
107 00:17:26 that concerns me,but the message within.
108 00:17:29 And the message is...
109 00:17:31 don't stick you nosewhere it doesn't belong?
110 00:17:34 In a mostbasic sense, yes.
111 00:17:38 But on a deeper level,
112 00:17:42 it is about the universalbalance of all things.
113 00:17:49 Universal balance?
114 00:17:57 There we are...nice and neat.
115 00:18:00 Shall we begin?
116 00:18:10 The foyer, French forwhere the fire is kept.
117 00:18:15 Oh, who arethese ghouls?
118 00:18:18 Ghouls?
119 00:18:21 These are morticians,my dear,
120 00:18:23 some of whom were calledto serve in this very house.
121 00:18:27 A distinguished group,to be sure.
122 00:18:31 Yeah, distinguished.
123 00:18:35 Come.There's much to see.
124 00:18:44 Of course, you've already seenthe viewing parlor.
125 00:18:48 Very elementary.
126 00:18:51 The mourning sit here
127 00:18:53 and up hereresides the rhapsodist.
128 00:18:58 How old are you?
129 00:19:00 Ironic, is it not,that one so old would preside
130 00:19:04 over the passingof one so young.
131 00:19:08 So, what isthe story here?
132 00:19:16 I would rather not.
133 00:19:18 Some tales even I findtoo unsettling to recount.
134 00:19:24 Tell meanother one, then.
135 00:19:27 You say you havebetter stories.
136 00:19:30 I want to hear them.
137 00:19:39 You've heard the phrase,"better safe than sorry,"
138 00:19:42 I presume?
139 00:19:44 Well, this young manhad to learn it the hard way.
140 00:19:51 Karl Marx said thatsocial progress can be measured
141 00:19:54 by the social positionof the female sex.
142 00:19:58 Now, ladies,as a straight, white male,
143 00:20:01 I'm going to be the firstto admit the tides are turning.
144 00:20:04 The patriarchy is falling,and in its place
145 00:20:06 is a brave, new worldof equality and sexual freedom.
146 00:20:10 A world where both men and womenare entitled to have sex
147 00:20:13 whenever and withwhoever they please
148 00:20:16 as long as they do so safelyand with the proper protection.
149 00:20:24 Just... like... that.
150 00:20:30 You're empowered.
151 00:20:33 Please,have some condoms.
152 00:20:36 Guys, listen...We are having a party tonight
153 00:20:38 at the Sig Delt house.You should stop by.
154 00:20:43 Okay?
155 00:20:46 So... is that trueabout the patriarchy?
156 00:20:50 No, idiot.Patriarchy is solid.
157 00:20:54 Karl Marx said that...
158 00:20:56 You don't even knowwho Karl Marx is.
159 00:20:58 Yeah.Yeah, I do.
160 00:21:00 Yes, I do.
161 00:21:02 Jakey, can you please tell mewhat we're doing here?
162 00:21:04 We are providing an importantservice to the incoming freshmen
163 00:21:08 who are young, impressionable,and vulnerable.
164 00:21:12 Guys, it is our job to help themmake informed decisions.
165 00:21:19 And that decisionis to have sex
166 00:21:22 with you hopeless jerksat the party tonight.
167 00:21:24 A-And what, the girlswho take the condoms
168 00:21:28 are the oneswho want to party.
169 00:21:32 And party means sex.
170 00:21:36 Anyonewant condoms?!
171 00:21:38 Condoms suck.
172 00:22:06 Uh, hey!Miss!
173 00:22:08 Hey, excuse me,Miss!
174 00:22:09 Oh, Miss.Hey! Can I...
175 00:22:11 Hey, I wasjust wondering
176 00:22:13 if I can offer youa, uh, prophylactic?
177 00:22:16 I'm sorry?
178 00:22:17 Um, uh, it's slangfor a condom.
179 00:22:20 We're giving them away to showhow the patriarchy is dying.
180 00:22:23 You know,it's almost dead.
181 00:22:26 I mean,we're white guys and...
182 00:22:29 Do you knowwho Karl Marx is
183 00:22:31 'cause he would want youto have one?
184 00:22:33 Uh, thanks.
185 00:22:35 No problem.
186 00:22:36 Uh, just one'cause we've got plenty,
187 00:22:38 and they're all free. Hey, buddy.
188 00:22:39 Hi.Hi.
189 00:22:41 So, um, the girls lacrosse teamjust showed up at the booth,
190 00:22:44 and, um...we're out of bananas.
191 00:22:47 Wha... Like,the lacrosse team?
192 00:22:49 The girlslacrosse team.
193 00:22:50 That's like the fastest sporton two feet.
194 00:22:53 You got this?
195 00:22:57 Yeah. Yeah,I'll do my best.
196 00:22:59 Okay.Okay.
197 00:23:04 Uh, yeah, we don't havea girls lacrosse team.
198 00:23:08 I'm Jake.Uh, Sandra.
199 00:23:10 You don't look likea freshman.
200 00:23:13 No. It's 'causeI'm not.
201 00:23:15 I just come to these thingsto get laid.
202 00:23:17 Oh, me too.
203 00:23:20 What?I w...
204 00:23:22 I was...I-I'm joking.
205 00:23:25 I-I'm working atthe stay safe booth over there.
206 00:23:28 I-I'm just tryingto give back.
207 00:23:31 I don't know.I'm just doing my part.
208 00:23:32 I like that.
209 00:23:36 Hey, uh, Jake!
210 00:23:37 Could I just borrow youfor one second?
211 00:23:39 Yeah.
212 00:23:42 I'm so sorry.
213 00:23:45 I got to go, but,um, yeah.
214 00:23:48 It was a... It was a pleasuremeeting you, Sandra.
215 00:23:56 You know, um...there's a party tonight
216 00:23:58 at the Sig Delt house.
217 00:24:00 We're throwing it.
218 00:24:01 Uh, it's probably going to befun, so you should come.
219 00:24:05 Yeah. Maybe.
220 00:24:08 Maybe?
221 00:24:10 Yeah, maybe is, uh...maybe's great.
222 00:24:13 Okay, well, uh, maybeI'll see you there.
223 00:24:50 Uh, hang on!
224 00:24:55 Yep!
225 00:24:57 Yeah!
226 00:24:59 Did you wantsome liquid courage?
227 00:25:01 Hmm? No.
228 00:25:02 Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
229 00:25:10 Something wrong? You've kind ofbeen acting a little weird
230 00:25:12 ever since this morning?
231 00:25:14 No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh...yeah, I'm just laying low.
232 00:25:18 Oh, yeah, that's cool.
233 00:25:20 I'm laying low, too.
234 00:25:22 You know, just laying real low'cause I'm cool.
235 00:25:24 We're cool.
236 00:25:26 Oh, isthat girl coming?
237 00:25:27 What?
238 00:25:29 The girlfrom this morning.
239 00:25:31 I don't know, maybe.
240 00:25:33 Cool. Maybe, who cares?Whatever. You know.
241 00:25:37 Whoa!Hey, what is that?
242 00:25:39 No! No! No!Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
243 00:25:40 Oh, you dog!
244 00:25:43 What?Jenny Si...
245 00:25:45 Jenny Simon, the headof the history department?!
246 00:25:48 Yeah, I had to brush upon the cultural relevance
247 00:25:52 of Mesopotamiain the 21st century.
248 00:25:54 How do you do it?
249 00:25:56 I mean, you look good.That's a given.
250 00:25:57 There's something else.It's...
251 00:25:59 Carter, girls aren'tsome complex puzzle
252 00:26:04 that needto be solved.
253 00:26:05 They're the sameas you and me.
254 00:26:07 They wantthe same things.
255 00:26:08 They... They want sex and...and a companion.
256 00:26:14 I mean, like everybody,
257 00:26:16 they just... want to feellike they're worth it.
258 00:26:22 Look, if you can givea girl that,
259 00:26:26 even if it's justfor one night...
260 00:26:29 you can have any girlthat you want.
261 00:26:33 Look alive,Sig Delts!
262 00:26:36 I am a robot,and this is my fuel.
263 00:26:40 Aah!Let's do it!
264 00:28:47 Hey, haven't you heardabout all of those missing guys?
265 00:28:51 What guys are youtalking about?
266 00:28:53 Yeah, there's fliersall over campus.
267 00:28:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah, those guys,that's terribly sad.
268 00:28:58 It's heartbreaking.
269 00:28:59 Aren't you worriedabout your safety?
270 00:29:01 I mean,you barely know me.
271 00:29:04 I could be...a serial killer.
272 00:29:12 Are you?
273 00:30:06 I have somethingfor you.
274 00:30:09 Oh, yeah?What is it?
275 00:30:26 Oh, great.That's...
276 00:30:31 Yeah, you know, uh, I don't needone of these, right?
277 00:30:37 Yeah but I wantto be empowered.
278 00:30:42 Yeah.
279 00:30:45 Absolutely.Empowered.
280 00:30:48 Just placing itover and...
281 00:30:53 Okay.
282 00:31:05 Turn over.
283 00:31:07 What? Turn over!
284 00:32:48 Hey, good morning!
285 00:32:50 How did it golast night?
286 00:32:52 As expected.
287 00:32:53 Oh, yeah!
288 00:32:55 Yeah, so, that's like,number 67, right?
289 00:32:59 It's really weirdthat you know that.
290 00:33:02 Hey, uh, did you... did youforget to wear a condom?
291 00:33:07 You know, maybe, uh,maybe she had
292 00:33:10 poison ivyor something.
293 00:33:13 It's probablyjust from friction.
294 00:33:16 Mm, well, either way,
295 00:33:18 you probably shouldget that checked out.
296 00:33:19 Uh, it's fine.
297 00:33:21 Okay.Okay.
298 00:33:22 You knowbetter than me.
299 00:33:24 Yes I do.Yeah, you do.
300 00:33:26 Okay. I'll see you later'cause I got some things to do.
301 00:33:42 Son of a bitch.
302 00:34:00 So, you got a caseof the cooties, did ya?
303 00:34:03 Um, c-come here.
304 00:34:07 You know,I think it's one of...
305 00:34:10 Mm. You thinkit's this one?
306 00:34:14 Well, ifit's this one...
307 00:34:16 we're gonnahave to amputate.
308 00:34:19 W-What?
309 00:34:22 I'm just screwing with you, kid.
310 00:34:25 They won't let me near a scalpeland... for good reason.
311 00:34:28 No, I'm sureit's nothing
312 00:34:30 a good ol' fashioned doseof penicillin won't clear up.
313 00:34:34 Let's just take a lookat your labs here.
314 00:34:36 Okay.
315 00:34:40 Wait a second.
316 00:34:43 What's wrong?
317 00:34:45 Must be... Ah, this must besome sort of a mix up.
318 00:34:47 Just lay down on this tablefor me, will ya?
319 00:34:49 What do you meana mix up?
320 00:34:50 We'll get to that in a second.Just lay down.
321 00:34:52 I wanna... Something.
322 00:34:54 Yeah, just relax.
323 00:34:57 Take a deep breath in.
324 00:35:00 Good, again.
325 00:35:15 What the hell?
326 00:35:17 What? What?What's wrong?
327 00:35:19 Wha... Wha...
328 00:35:22 Um... no,everything's... fine.
329 00:35:25 I'm just gonna... go checkon something really quick.
330 00:35:28 You just stay put.
331 00:35:31 I'll be right back.
332 00:35:32 No. No. No. No.I'll be right back!
333 00:35:34 What do... What do youhave to go check on?
334 00:36:58 523...
335 00:37:05 This is Telecom Industries.Can I help you?
336 00:37:08 Hello?
337 00:37:18 No!
338 00:37:25 Please. Please. Please. Please.Please. Please.
339 00:37:27 Hello? Hi, Sandra?
340 00:37:29 Yeah? It's Jake. What's up?
341 00:37:32 Jake?
342 00:37:35 Yeah, from, uh... from the partylast night, remember?
343 00:37:38 We, um... We hung out.
344 00:37:42 Oh, hey. What's up?
345 00:37:44 Not much.Not much at all.
346 00:37:46 I just, um... I've gotthe afternoon...
347 00:37:49 ...off,
348 00:37:51 and I was wondering if maybeyou wanted to hang out?
349 00:37:54 Yeah, okay.
350 00:37:55 Okay. Okay, yeah.Yeah, that's great.
351 00:37:58 Um... what'syour address?
352 00:38:17 No. No. No. No.
353 00:38:22 Welcome, brother.
354 00:38:27 It was our forefather,Ezekiel Durkas, who wrote...
355 00:38:30 Durkas wrote.
356 00:38:32 That a man can measure his worthby the notches on his bedpost.
357 00:38:36 Each groove representsnot only a conquest for himself,
358 00:38:40 but for the brotherhoodas a whole.
359 00:38:43 The honor is ours to share.
360 00:38:45 It was recentlybrought to my attention
361 00:38:48 that Jakeof the family Matthews
362 00:38:51 has reachedthe sacred number 67.
363 00:38:55 No. No. No.Put it back.
364 00:38:57 A holy number which representsthe 67 founders
365 00:39:00 of our great fraternity
366 00:39:02 and is honoredwith the 67 cherry trees
367 00:39:04 spread acrossthis great land.
368 00:39:06 67 cherries for Sig Delt and67 cherries for Brother Matthew.
369 00:39:14 You got to sit down. I don't want to sit!
370 00:39:16 It's tradition!Come on.
371 00:39:18 You, sir, are bronze.
372 00:39:21 Come on.Give me your keys.
373 00:39:24 I am so proudof you, man.
374 00:39:29 Brother Matthews,as is your right,
375 00:39:33 you may now hang your nameon the sacred mantel.
376 00:39:36 Great.Thank you, Todd.
377 00:39:45 No. No. No.
378 00:39:51 No. No. No. No.
379 00:39:59 We're gonnaneed more.
380 00:40:30 Aah!
381 00:40:52 Keys.Give me the keys.
382 00:41:20 Hey!Can I help you?
383 00:41:24 Uh, I-I'm lookingfor Sandra.
384 00:41:42 Sandra Patricia Marie,get downstairs now!
385 00:41:52 Oh, God!
386 00:41:56 God! God! God!
387 00:41:57 Oh! Oh, God!
388 00:41:58 Okay. It'sperfectly natural.
389 00:42:02 Natural?
390 00:42:04 Are you kidding me?
391 00:42:07 In what worldis this natural?!
392 00:42:15 You!
393 00:42:17 What did you doto me?!
394 00:42:18 What did I do to you?
395 00:42:20 I thoughtyou wore protection.
396 00:42:23 Um... I...
397 00:42:30 I-I did...I didn't.
398 00:42:32 I'm sorry.
399 00:42:35 You got...You got to understand.
400 00:42:38 I-I used tobe fat.
401 00:42:40 Like, I was like,really, really fat.
402 00:42:44 Like, kidswould pick on me.
403 00:42:46 They... They'd throw stuffat me, okay?
404 00:42:48 Girls... Girls like youwouldn't even look at me...
405 00:42:51 until the daythat I made a decision
406 00:42:52 that I was goingto change myself.
407 00:42:55 And thenthings got better.
408 00:42:57 Okay, they got better,and I got worse.
409 00:43:01 Look at me.I'm hideous.
410 00:43:06 I'm a monster.
411 00:43:09 And I'm fat again!
412 00:43:21 Sandra where areyou going?
413 00:43:27 Where are you...
414 00:43:29 Hey. Looks likeI'm free after all.
415 00:43:35 It's nearly there.Big breath.
416 00:43:48 I got a questionfor you.
417 00:43:51 How is this going to work?Where is it going to come out?
418 00:43:53 Uh, well, uh...
419 00:43:57 It's going to come outthe same it got in.
420 00:44:23 You got a blanket?
421 00:45:18 That was a story.
422 00:45:20 Ah, you mean it? Absolutely.
423 00:45:24 There was romance,suspense,
424 00:45:26 horror,social commentary.
425 00:45:28 I mean it was...
426 00:45:30 it was everythinga story should be and more.
427 00:45:33 Now you're being glibaren't you?
428 00:45:37 Only a little.
429 00:45:52 Wait here.
430 00:46:00 Don't touchanything.
431 00:46:45 Impressive,isn't it?
432 00:46:48 Be careful.
433 00:46:50 I wouldn't want youto take a tumble.
434 00:46:55 Shall we continue?
435 00:47:07 This house was built with allthe modern conveniences...
436 00:47:17 ...of 1825.
437 00:47:28 Coming?
438 00:47:30 The embalming room.
439 00:47:33 This is where the sausageis made, so to speak.
440 00:47:40 Every corpsetells a story.
441 00:47:43 It is our task to listento uncover the clues
442 00:47:48 and extract the truth.
443 00:47:51 Looks like you're extractinga little more than just truth.
444 00:47:54 Care to give this one a try?
445 00:48:01 Wow, she looks...perfect.
446 00:48:04 Look closer.The devil is in the detail.
447 00:48:08 Here.See this mark?
448 00:48:15 The bed sore... very unusualin one so young.
449 00:48:19 And if we examinethe upper palate,
450 00:48:23 we will find tracesof magnesium,
451 00:48:26 an essential elementused to treat patients
452 00:48:28 in perpetualcatatonic states.
453 00:48:32 Oh, andshe was married.
454 00:48:36 Indeed.
455 00:48:39 Is therean inscription?
456 00:48:42 "Till deathdo us part."
457 00:48:46 Oh, how...predictable.
458 00:48:50 "Till death do us part."
459 00:48:55 But what if even deathprovides no reprieve?
460 00:49:27 Do you, Carol Peters,take Wendell Owens
461 00:49:31 to be your husbandto have and to hold
462 00:49:35 in sickness and in health,till do you part?
463 00:49:39 I do.
464 00:49:48 And do you,Wendell Owens,
465 00:49:51 take Carol Petersto be your wife
466 00:49:55 to have and to holdin sickness and in health
467 00:50:00 till death do you part?
468 00:50:31 Aaah!
469 00:50:49 Hey. Hey.
470 00:51:51 Yes?
471 00:51:53 Hi. Uh, can you buzz me in?I forgot my keys.
472 00:51:57 Sorry, what? Huh?
473 00:52:00 C-Can you... Can you buzz meinto the building?
474 00:52:03 Thank you.
475 00:52:11 Hey, old timer.
476 00:52:14 Hey, Miss Avery,how are you?
477 00:52:17 Look at all that food.Special occasion?
478 00:52:20 Yeah, somethinglike that.
479 00:52:22 I'll get that for you. I love a good meal.
480 00:52:24 My girlfriends and Iwent on this
481 00:52:26 all-inclusive cruiselast spring.
482 00:52:30 Have you ever been on oneof those all-inclusive cruises?
483 00:52:33 No, I... I take careof Carol.
484 00:52:37 Oh, you got to go.
485 00:52:38 All the food you can eat,and it's all free.
486 00:52:43 That's theall-inclusive part.
487 00:52:47 When Arthur was alive,we never went anywhere,
488 00:52:51 but now that he's gone,I am seeing the world.
489 00:52:55 That does sound nice. Are you coming?
490 00:52:58 Uh, no, I don't like elevators,especially this one.
491 00:53:03 I'm going to takethe stairs.
492 00:53:04 12 stories at your age?
493 00:53:06 How olddo you think I am?
494 00:53:08 I get it.Got to stay in shape.
495 00:53:11 I'm going to Cancunthis Christmas.
496 00:53:13 Uh-huh. They have nude beaches.
497 00:53:16 Neat.
498 00:53:18 Yeah.Tell Carol I said...
499 00:53:48 It's spring time in Raven'sEnd, and love is in the air.
500 00:53:52 Stay tuned forthe local forecast
501 00:53:54 where things are goingto get... foggy.
502 00:54:25 It's summer.The locals are wondering
503 00:54:27 if they willever see the sun.
504 00:54:40 Bundle up, Raven's End.Fall is in the air.
505 00:54:55 What was that?
506 00:55:02 Carol?
507 00:55:09 It's fine.
508 00:55:31 So, you, uh, ever thing abouttaking some of these walls out?
509 00:55:35 Giving yourselfmore of a open floor plan?
510 00:55:39 How's she doing?
511 00:55:41 Uh, she's...she's doing well.
512 00:55:45 She's... well?
513 00:55:47 How can that be?
514 00:55:49 Yeah, I know.It's hard to believe.
515 00:55:51 But you know her...She's a fighter.
516 00:55:52 Her vitals are solid.
517 00:55:54 I'd keep an eyeon her bed sores...
518 00:55:56 Sorry.Uh, she's improving?
519 00:55:59 No, that's notwhat I said.
520 00:56:02 She's... stabilized.
521 00:56:06 So how much time does she have?What are we talking?
522 00:56:09 Uh, it's...it's kind of tough to say.
523 00:56:12 Um, at this rate...
524 00:56:16 another year,possibly more.
525 00:56:21 A year?
526 00:56:23 Yeah.
527 00:56:25 Possibly more.
528 00:56:30 How am I supposedto make this work?
529 00:56:37 Al we have is... is billsand bed pans
530 00:56:41 and vacant,empty stares.
531 00:56:47 I just can't do thisanymore.
532 00:56:53 I might have somethingthat could help.
533 00:56:58 It's a pain medication,but it's... it's very strong.
534 00:57:02 If Carol were to takemore than two of these
535 00:57:05 in a 24-hour period,the results could be disastrous.
536 00:57:09 Great. I willadd it to the rest.
537 00:57:14 You understand whatI'm telling you, Wendell?
538 00:57:16 What?
539 00:57:18 Those pills right there...they don't leave a trace,
540 00:57:22 so it would be impossiblefor someone
541 00:57:23 to determineif she took too much.
542 00:57:25 She would just drift offto sleep, not wake up.
543 00:57:28 Oh.Yeah, "oh."
544 00:57:55 You look really nicetonight.
545 00:58:06 I got something for you.
546 00:58:09 It's a surprise.
547 00:58:18 Here.I'll open it for you.
548 00:58:23 That is an Arctic hare.
549 00:58:26 It's pretty creepy, right?
550 00:58:30 Sorry.
551 00:58:32 I know they usedto cheer you up.
552 00:58:41 Carol I need you to...do something for me.
553 00:58:46 'Cause I can't dothis alone anymore.
554 00:58:53 Can you give me a signthat you are there?
555 00:58:59 Please?
556 00:59:10 Do it right now.
557 00:59:16 Right now.
558 00:59:21 Now!
559 00:59:25 I'm sorry.
560 01:00:05 Here we go.
561 01:00:32 That's it. You're all done.You're all done.
562 01:01:02 Carol?
563 01:01:11 No! Oh, no!
564 01:01:16 Carol come on!
565 01:01:19 Get it up!Come on!
566 01:01:27 I'm so sorry.
567 01:01:40 Oh, I'm sorry.Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
568 01:01:44 Honey?
569 01:01:50 Aah!
570 01:02:20 Kubler residence.
571 01:02:22 She fell on an Arctic hare,and, um, there's a lot of blood
572 01:02:27 and, uh, I don't knowwhat to do.
573 01:02:29 An Arctic hare?What are you talking about?
574 01:02:31 I gave her the pills,alright?!
575 01:02:34 And then she moved.
576 01:02:35 And she grabbed my arm,and I turned her over.
577 01:02:38 She moved? Yes, she moved!
578 01:02:40 Okay?!Now she's dead.
579 01:02:43 She's really, really dead,and I don't know what to do!
580 01:02:45 What do I do?!
581 01:02:49 Help!
582 01:02:50 You got to get that bodyout of your apartment.
583 01:02:52 Toss it in the oceanand pray the sharks do the rest.
584 01:02:55 What? Just do it!don't call back.
585 01:05:22 Aah!
586 01:07:16 Hey, buddy,hold the elevator for me.
587 01:07:19 - Thank you a million.- Yeah.
588 01:07:25 Hey, I said, hold it!
589 01:07:27 We don't want to wait20 minutes for the next one!
590 01:07:29 Hold the elevator! I'm sorry.
591 01:08:46 Aah!
592 01:08:50 Aah!
593 01:09:00 Wendell?
594 01:09:05 Wendell,is that you?
595 01:09:08 Hey, Mrs Avery.
596 01:09:09 Well, isthe elevator stuck?
597 01:09:11 Looks that way, huh?
598 01:09:13 Um... I wouldn't worryabout it, though.
599 01:09:16 Well, I never heard it makethat sound before.
600 01:09:19 Maybe I'd bettercall the police.
601 01:09:22 Uh, listen, I'm sure she'll comeback to life any second now.
602 01:09:25 I'm fine.
603 01:09:27 All the same,I'm calling the police
604 01:09:29 just in case.
605 01:09:31 No, Mrs Avery. No,you don't need to do that.
606 01:09:36 Mrs Avery!
607 01:09:38 Aah!
608 01:10:25 Aah!
609 01:10:48 I wish I'd never...
610 01:10:52 Aah!
611 01:11:22 Carol?
612 01:11:34 Carol?
613 01:14:14 In sickness and in health, till death do us part.- Sir?
614 01:14:23 Sir? In sickness and in health,till death do us part.
615 01:14:27 In sickness and in health,till death do us part.
616 01:14:40 I kind of hatedthat story.
617 01:14:45 I mean, he did what anyone woulddo in his situation,
618 01:14:47 yet he was punishedfor it.
619 01:14:50 We must each fulfillour destiny, young lady.
620 01:14:53 Who are weto question fate?
621 01:14:55 Yeah, and what wasWendell's fate?
622 01:14:57 He went mad.
623 01:15:00 He was committedto the local asylum.
624 01:15:03 Kirksdale?Do you know it?
625 01:15:07 Everyoneknows Kirksdale.
626 01:15:10 A vileand tragic place.
627 01:15:17 What wood is this?
628 01:15:20 Oh, you'd be surprisedwhat we find in people's colons.
629 01:15:27 Ready forthe best part?
630 01:15:30 Yeah.
631 01:15:35 When the house was builtat the turn of the century,
632 01:15:38 there wasno electricity.
633 01:15:40 We had to think of creative waysto keep the bodies cold.
634 01:15:45 Hence,the sub basement.
635 01:15:58 Give me a hand,will you?
636 01:16:03 Gently.
637 01:16:05 Don't take thisthe wrong way,
638 01:16:06 but all of your stories...are a little predictable.
639 01:16:12 Predictable?
640 01:16:14 Someone commits a sin,they pay a horrible price.
641 01:16:17 Rinse, repeat.
642 01:16:22 The form may be familiar,but the message is timeless.
643 01:16:26 No evil deedgoes unpunished.
644 01:16:31 You don't reallybelieve that, do you?
645 01:16:34 Completely.
646 01:16:42 You're going to lovethis next part.
647 01:17:02 This is the heartof the house.
648 01:17:11 This poor soul's journeyhas come to an end.
649 01:17:15 In dust we started,to dust we return.
650 01:17:19 Wait!
651 01:17:28 I lied.
652 01:17:31 I'm not herefor the job.
653 01:17:34 I'm here for him.
654 01:17:36 You said no evil deedgoes unpunished...
655 01:17:40 but you're wrong.
656 01:17:44 In real life,bad guys win all the time.
657 01:17:49 Logan is proof.
658 01:17:56 It's all my fault.
659 01:18:05 Please, can I see himone last time?
660 01:18:24 I want to tell youhis story.
661 01:18:35 And with the handsomeknight by her side,
662 01:18:38 the princess knew that she wouldbe safe...
663 01:18:40 ...forever and ever.
664 01:18:43 I wish I had a knightlike that to keep me safe.
665 01:18:46 You don't need a handsomeknight, you got me, you twerp.
666 01:18:51 Now go to sleep or your parentsare going to kill me.
667 01:18:54 Aw.
668 01:18:57 Denver residence.
669 01:18:59 - Hey, sexy.- Hey, Bart.
670 01:19:02 Want me to grabsome drinks on my way over?
671 01:19:04 What part of "no guests allowed"are you still grappling with?
672 01:19:07 So, now I'ma guest, huh?
673 01:19:09 Well,no pervs allowed, either.
674 01:19:10 I'm not a perv.
675 01:19:12 I'm just worriedabout you, is all...
676 01:19:14 Home alone with that psychoon the loose.
677 01:19:17 Plus, I haven't seenyou in a week.
678 01:19:18 I'm dying over here.
679 01:19:20 Well, put an ice pack on itbecause you're not coming over.
680 01:19:24 Okay, I get it.
681 01:19:26 Have fun babysitting.
682 01:20:14 Aah!
683 01:20:16 Mind if I join you?
684 01:20:17 Bart, you creep!
685 01:20:18 Well, I didn't seethat one coming.
686 01:20:35 Hi, Sam.
687 01:20:38 It looks likewe're going to be
688 01:20:39 a little laterthan we expected.
689 01:20:41 Might be a good ideato check in on Logan
690 01:20:42 every one in a while
691 01:20:44 to make surehe's actually sleeping
692 01:20:45 and not playingin his closet again.
693 01:20:47 Or the hamper.This is Dr. Kubler.
694 01:20:48 Honey. Honey, shh, shh.
695 01:20:50 If you get hungry, helpyourself to anything you like.
696 01:20:52 Call me if you haveany questions.
697 01:20:54 Bye.
698 01:21:34 Power outages have beenreported throughout
699 01:21:36 the Boggy Bay area.
700 01:22:20 What did you wantto show me?
701 01:22:22 Oh, you know. Just the sevenwonders of the world.
702 01:22:26 Why don't we startwith Mount Rushmore.
703 01:22:28 I actually don't thinkMount Rushmore's one of the s...
704 01:22:36 Ladies and gentlemen,
705 01:22:38 we interrupt your regularlyscheduled programming
706 01:22:40 for an Action 4 Newsspecial report.
707 01:22:44 The KirksdaleMental Asylum, or KMA,
708 01:22:47 home to some of the mostdangerous criminals
709 01:22:49 in this country was throwninto chaos earlier today
710 01:22:52 when a power surge friedthe building's security system,
711 01:22:55 and a bloody riot broke out.
712 01:22:56 Uh, we can't confirmat the moment
713 01:22:58 whether or notany of the inmates
714 01:23:00 actually managed to escapethe perimeter of the property.
715 01:23:03 But out of an abundanceof caution,
716 01:23:04 we're asking residentskeep your doors locked tonight
717 01:23:07 and keep an eye outfor crazies.
718 01:23:10 Yep.
719 01:23:11 Stay tunedto Action 4 News
720 01:23:13 for the latest updateson this story as it develops.
721 01:23:17 We now return you
722 01:23:18 to your regularly scheduledprogramming.
723 01:23:24 So, what'd you thinkof, uh, Stonehenge?
724 01:23:27 Smaller than I imagined. Hey, what?
725 01:24:21 Got a killer on our hands,so I'm gonna make this quick.
726 01:24:25 "Caucasian, 36 years old,stands about 6'10", chained.
727 01:24:34 A dozen teenagersturned up dead.
728 01:24:38 All the victimshave been young,
729 01:24:40 and all the victimshave been female
730 01:24:43 and all the victimshave been babysitters.
731 01:24:48 He has no fear,no remorse.
732 01:24:51 He will stop at nothingto get what he wants.
733 01:24:54 And what he wants, mind you...is blood.
734 01:25:33 Aah!
735 01:25:44 Can you help me?
736 01:25:56 Do you knowwhere you are?
737 01:26:01 This isn't my house.
738 01:26:05 I'm going to bein trouble.
739 01:26:09 You're bleedingreally badly.
740 01:26:11 I know.
741 01:26:13 Let me help you.No.
742 01:26:38 Don't.Wait. Wait.
743 01:26:40 Wait.
744 01:26:43 Wait!
745 01:26:48 What are you doing?
746 01:26:51 I'm... I'm tryingto help you.
747 01:26:59 I'm sorry.I'm so sorry.
748 01:27:06 Why the hell aren't youanswering the phone?!
749 01:27:08 Listen there was a riotover at the asylum,
750 01:27:10 and a psychopath escaped.It's the same one responsible
751 01:27:14 for all those kidsthat were mutilated and...
752 01:27:17 Ugh. Lock the doorsand stay with Logan
753 01:27:20 until we get home.
754 01:28:47 Oh, my God!
755 01:28:58 Sam?! Hello?! Sam?!
756 01:29:43 Aah!
757 01:30:17 Aah!
758 01:31:15 Where's the boy?!
759 01:33:14 - Logan?!- Sam?!
760 01:33:17 Where... is he?!
761 01:33:19 Where's the boy?!
762 01:33:30 Wait.
763 01:33:33 You're not a killer.
764 01:33:46 You're right.
765 01:33:49 I'm not!
766 01:34:17 This is over.
767 01:34:23 You're right.
768 01:34:25 Aah!
769 01:34:35 - What was that?- I'm going around the back.
770 01:34:37 Harold, wait.
771 01:34:55 Aah!
772 01:35:00 Is it over?
773 01:35:02 It's over.
774 01:35:08 It's over.
775 01:35:23 This is for ruiningmy dinner.
776 01:35:26 Aah!
777 01:35:35 The window's broken.Stay behind me.
778 01:35:46 Oh, my God!
779 01:35:51 Who is that?
780 01:35:58 Sam?It's the babysitter.
781 01:36:03 Logan!
782 01:36:11 We interrupt your program
783 01:36:12 for another Action 4 Newsspecial report.
784 01:36:16 Police have confirmedthat the missing patient
785 01:36:18 is Charlotte Gibbons.
786 01:36:20 Known locally as theBoggy Bay Tooth Fairy,
787 01:36:22 Gibbons was convicted on 12counts of murder and 10...
788 01:36:37 Debra?!
789 01:36:44 I can't find Logananywhere!
790 01:36:45 I've done his room!
791 01:37:11 Ohh, I seewhat you did there.
792 01:37:14 Burying the leadto throw me off... very clever.
793 01:37:18 But I'm still confused.
794 01:37:21 Why come back?
795 01:37:23 You haveyour collection...
796 01:37:35 ...and I have mine.
797 01:37:48 You're not going to tell anyonemy story, are you?
798 01:37:51 Oh, of course not,my dear.
799 01:37:57 I'm sorry.
800 01:37:59 In real life,the bad guy wins.
801 01:38:22 Oh, bravo!
802 01:38:24 Bravo, my dear.
803 01:38:26 But you committedone fatal storytelling sin.
804 01:38:30 You have underestimatedyour audience.
805 01:38:39 The job is yours.
806 01:39:24 There's no use running.
807 01:39:37 You're only making this harderon yourself.
808 01:40:22 Getting to knowthe place?
809 01:40:25 What is this?
810 01:40:28 I believeit's a library.
811 01:40:31 You know what I mean.
812 01:40:33 You know,I was once just like you,
813 01:40:38 a traveler from the outerregions of experience
814 01:40:42 unbounded by the laws of nature,or so I thought.
815 01:40:51 Then I found my wayto his house,
816 01:40:55 this... assignment.
817 01:40:59 And everything changed.
818 01:41:05 Throughout history, it has beenthe role of the storyteller
819 01:41:09 to remind us that each and everyaction creates a ripple,
820 01:41:15 each and every storyhas repercussions.
821 01:41:22 And you would be surprisedhow many stories
822 01:41:26 in this library...are yours.
823 01:42:23 I told you...No-one escapes fate.
824 01:42:28 I don't carewhat you say, old man.
825 01:42:30 I'm the masterof my own fate.
826 01:42:32 I sayhow my story ends.
827 01:42:34 Ends?!
828 01:42:36 Oh, my dear girl.
829 01:42:39 Your story isjust beginning!
830 01:45:42 Aaaah!
831 01:46:09 Aaaaaah!
832 01:46:37 I'd better get going.
833 01:46:39 So soon?
834 01:46:44 I was just aboutto make dinner.
