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1 00:00:49 He moves through this town unseen,like a ghost,
2 00:00:54 and he kills at will every year.
3 00:00:58 The Blissfield Butcher startedhis reign of terror in 1977,
4 00:01:03 and it continues to this day.
5 00:01:05 A geriatric serial killer?
6 00:01:07 Really?
7 00:01:08 Don't underestimate a straight white man'spropensity for violence, Isaac.
8 00:01:11 I don't care how fucking old they are.
9 00:01:13 And your story... it's bullshit, Evan.
10 00:01:16 The Butcher killed some kids,like, in the '90s,
11 00:01:18 and then 20 years ago, he disappeared.
12 00:01:20 The rest is just local folklore.
13 00:01:21 Yeah, but didn't the Butcher,like, also kill
14 00:01:24 a bunch of kids at prom way back when?
15 00:01:25 Not prom. Homecoming.
16 00:01:27 All the Blissfield Butcher storiesare centered around homecoming.
17 00:01:30 And a new legend pops up every year
18 00:01:33 during homecoming weekto warn Blissfield's teenagers
19 00:01:35 of the dangers of "underage debauchery."
20 00:01:38 What will this year's story be?
21 00:01:42 Oh, my God, Isaac!
22 00:01:46 I smell like cheap beer now.
23 00:01:48 Hey, there's some soda water in the bar.That usually helps.
24 00:02:10 What is all this shit?
25 00:02:12 Ginny's dad's an art collector.
26 00:02:15 That's pretty cool.
27 00:02:19 Hmm.
28 00:02:30 Wow.
29 00:02:34 The fuck's La Dola?
30 00:02:37 Hey, there's no way to open this thing.
31 00:02:40 Are you gonna help me or not?
32 00:02:42 Uh, not with that attitude.
33 00:02:51 Mmm-hmm!
34 00:03:42 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
35 00:03:55 Mon...
36 00:03:56 Montra... Montrach...
37 00:03:59 Montrachet?
38 00:04:05 Oh, shit.
39 00:04:09 Yeah, nice one, Sandra.You made me drop it.
40 00:04:12 God.
41 00:04:14 God, they're gonna kill me.
42 00:04:24 This looks so expensive.
43 00:04:26 Damn it.
44 00:04:35 You know, you could at leastcome down and help me clean this up.
45 00:04:58 "Not with that attitude."
46 00:04:59 Whatever, Isaac.
47 00:05:05 One moment, please.
48 00:05:09 Aggro-knocking won'tmake me move any faster.
49 00:05:52 Wait. What about me?
50 00:05:54 You're taking too long.
51 00:05:55 It's a vagina,not an all-night drive-through.
52 00:05:58 Can we go three more minutes?That's all I need.
53 00:06:01 You know, that's really inconsiderate.
54 00:06:03 Yeah, 'cause guys arealways so considerate.
55 00:06:05 Maybe a handy?
56 00:06:21 Help!
57 00:08:25 Daddy.
58 00:09:02 Did you see the carat the end of the driveway?
59 00:09:04 - No.- I did.
60 00:09:07 She better not have boys over.
61 00:09:09 Oh, if she does, I'm gonna fucking...
62 00:09:12 Oh, my God!
63 00:09:53 Millie, breakfast!
64 00:10:02 - Good morning.- Morning.
65 00:10:03 It smells so good.
66 00:10:05 Banana pancakes, Kessler family recipe.
67 00:10:08 Mmm.
68 00:10:14 - I'll take mine to go.- Hey. No, no, no.
69 00:10:16 Come sit down.
70 00:10:17 Let's eat like a family for a change.
71 00:10:19 Family. Right.
72 00:10:29 See? Isn't this nice?
73 00:10:31 It feels like we hardly everdo this anymore
74 00:10:33 since your-your dad...
75 00:10:34 So, Millie,
76 00:10:36 do you have a datefor homecoming tomorrow?
77 00:10:38 I, um... I'm not... I'm not going.
78 00:10:40 She has a date with me.
79 00:10:42 We're going to see Wickedat the Anus Theater.
80 00:10:45 "Ann-is."
81 00:10:47 Wow.
82 00:10:49 What?
83 00:10:50 Nothing.
84 00:10:52 It just seems a little weird to miss outon a seminal high school experience
85 00:10:56 to go see shit regional theaterwith your mom.
86 00:10:58 Oh, I'm sorry. Aren't yousupposed to discourage her
87 00:11:01 from things like that?
88 00:11:03 You know it's just underage drinking
89 00:11:05 and God knows what elsethat can end in tragedy.
90 00:11:08 Oh, her night is still ending in tragedy.
91 00:11:12 Charlene.
92 00:11:14 Yeah, I mean, you want to go.You're excited, right, Millie?
93 00:11:17 Yeah. Of course.
94 00:11:25 I got to go. The sheriff says it's urgent.
95 00:11:44 Mmm.
96 00:11:46 Pancakes are really good, Mom.
97 00:11:48 Oh. Thanks, honey.
98 00:11:59 Keep up, ladies.
99 00:12:07 Morning, Millie.
100 00:12:10 Hi, Mr. Daniels.
101 00:12:13 Say hello.
102 00:12:14 Hello. You're so cute.
103 00:12:18 I love your black wiener, Mr. Daniels.
104 00:12:23 Joshua.
105 00:12:24 The dog is black, Nyla.
106 00:12:26 Let's go far.
107 00:12:27 Oh, my God.
108 00:12:31 - I-I couldn't.- Millie, you promised.
109 00:12:33 I know, but she made me feel so bad.
110 00:12:36 Your mom's superpower is guilt.
111 00:12:38 Now you're gonna miss the homecoming dance
112 00:12:40 to go watch some hag in green facehanging from a wire?
113 00:12:43 Come on. Tit up.
114 00:12:44 It's just a stupid dance.Why do you want to go, anyway?
115 00:12:46 I have to shoot it for yearbook.
116 00:12:48 I'm in it for the drunk straight boyswho will suddenly realize they're fluid.
117 00:12:51 - That sounds kind of rapey.- Good.
118 00:12:53 Have you seen what'son the menu in this town?
119 00:12:57 - Is that the mailman?- Oh, my God.
120 00:12:59 Welcome to Tragicstan.
121 00:13:02 - And hello.- Oh, my...
122 00:13:04 Booker is gonna be at the dance.
123 00:13:06 This is your chance to land that plane.
124 00:13:08 I'm not landing that plane or any plane.
125 00:13:11 He hardly knows I exist.
126 00:13:13 Are you serious?You're a fucking piece, girl.
127 00:13:16 - Oh, I'm a piece?- Uh-huh.
128 00:13:18 Okay, barf choice of wordsor not, Joshua's right.
129 00:13:21 You got it, Mill. You just need to own it.
130 00:13:23 See? Even Miss Word Police agrees.
131 00:13:25 You're going. That's final.
132 00:13:28 Hey, Mill, hold on a sec.
133 00:13:32 It's been a year.
134 00:13:35 You can't keep living your lifefor someone else.
135 00:13:37 You've got to start doing things for you.
136 00:13:40 Yeah, it's just...
137 00:13:42 It's not that easy.
138 00:13:45 My dad was her whole world.
139 00:13:47 I get it. I really do.
140 00:13:50 You don't want to hurtyour mom's feelings.
141 00:13:51 It's why I love you.
142 00:13:54 I just... I don't want youto wake up one morning
143 00:13:58 and realize your whole life passed you by'cause you were busy being everything
144 00:14:03 to everyone but you.
145 00:14:09 I'll see you at lunch, okay?
146 00:14:11 - I love you.- I love you.
147 00:14:33 Whoo!
148 00:14:41 Millie, hi.
149 00:14:45 Hi, Ryler.
150 00:14:47 I love your dress.
151 00:14:50 - Thanks.- Where'd you get it?
152 00:14:51 I... don't know.
153 00:14:54 I, um... I've had it a long time.
154 00:14:57 I think I saw it at Discount Bonanza.
155 00:14:59 I had to pee.
156 00:15:01 Did your mom use her employee discount?
157 00:15:06 Anyway, you look adorbs, seriously.
158 00:15:14 God.
159 00:15:30 Oh, my...
160 00:15:35 And I did a common A-frame,
161 00:15:37 but with delicate detailto the window framing.
162 00:15:41 Any dog would killto call this their home.
163 00:15:44 If you installed some speakers,
164 00:15:46 threw down a rug,it'd be the ultimate pooch pad.
165 00:15:53 Sorry, Mr. Bernardi.
166 00:15:55 - Late again, Miss Kessler.- It won't happen again.
167 00:15:58 I doubt that. Just sit down.
168 00:16:03 It's very nice.
169 00:16:04 This woodwork is exceptional.
170 00:16:07 - Thanks, Mr. B.- Hey.
171 00:16:09 Pro tip: always set your watchfive minutes ahead.
172 00:16:12 It saves my ass, like, every time.
173 00:16:15 Thanks.
174 00:16:16 Château Fido.
175 00:16:18 Come on.
176 00:16:20 Great work, Phil.
177 00:16:22 Once again, setting the class standard.
178 00:16:25 Next up is...
179 00:16:28 Oh, Millie Kessler.
180 00:16:32 Time to present your doghouse.
181 00:16:34 Uh, my presentationisn't scheduled till next week.
182 00:16:38 This isn't debate class.
183 00:16:40 But you said the 16th.
184 00:16:43 Um, it's not ready yet.
185 00:16:48 Once again, Miss Kessleris holding up the class.
186 00:16:52 And once again,Miss Kessler is unprepared.
187 00:16:58 Dick.
188 00:16:59 Something to add, Booker?
189 00:17:01 Nope.
190 00:17:05 Can I just... do it the 16th?
191 00:17:08 Can I just do it the 16th?
192 00:17:09 Speak up.
193 00:17:12 Oh, crocodile tear doesn't excuseyour poor planning, Miss Kessler.
194 00:17:31 My God.
195 00:17:34 This is completely bonkers.
196 00:17:37 I'm in shock.
197 00:17:40 I just saw Sandra two days ago in PE.
198 00:17:43 And now she's...
199 00:17:45 Oh, my God. It's a slaughterhouse.
200 00:17:48 Are you smiling?
201 00:17:50 Everybody is freaking out.
202 00:17:52 Check it out.
203 00:17:54 Ginny was one of my best friends.
204 00:17:58 Why?
205 00:17:59 Bitch, please.
206 00:18:00 Ginny hated Ryler
207 00:18:02 after she started that rumorabout Ginny getting a carrot
208 00:18:04 - stuck in her pussy.- Don't say that word.
209 00:18:06 Whatever. Vagina.
210 00:18:08 Who would do something like this?
211 00:18:10 The Blissfield Butcher.
212 00:18:12 He's just an urban legend. He's not real.
213 00:18:14 Mmm, four very dead teens.
214 00:18:16 It seems pretty real to me.
215 00:18:18 They're gonna have to cancel homecoming.
216 00:18:20 Please.
217 00:18:21 Homecoming is like Christmas around here.
218 00:18:23 They're not canceling it.
219 00:18:32 Told ya.
220 00:18:34 Hail, hail, Blissfield High!
221 00:18:35 Chomp, chomp, chomp, our battle cry!
222 00:18:37 Yo, guys, check this, check this.
223 00:18:39 When our Beavers come to fight,feel our glory and our might!
224 00:18:44 Only beaver nobody would touch!
225 00:18:48 I mean, if you brown-bag her face,she's sort of doable.
226 00:19:00 I smell like orange soda.
227 00:19:02 It's not that bad.
228 00:19:03 You should quit. It is not worth it.
229 00:19:06 Extracurriculars look goodon applications.
230 00:19:09 As if your mom would everlet you go away to college.
231 00:19:12 Hey.
232 00:19:15 She's late. Again.
233 00:19:17 - You sure you don't want a ride?- Yeah.
234 00:19:20 Yeah, she'll be here. Sheprobably just stopped for gas.
235 00:19:22 - You want us to wait with you?- Mmm-mmm.
236 00:19:24 There is a psycho roaming free.
237 00:19:28 No.
238 00:19:29 I'm good. There's plenty of people around.
239 00:19:32 And she'll be here any minute.
240 00:19:34 I'm good. Just go.
241 00:19:38 Okay.
242 00:19:44 Bye, Mill.
243 00:19:46 - Bye. Love you.- Bye-bye. Love you, poodle.
244 00:19:48 Thank you very much.
245 00:19:50 - Love you.- Love you.
246 00:19:53 - Bye.- Bye!
247 00:20:21 And it's yours, right now, for only 46...
248 00:20:39 Goddamn it.
249 00:20:46 Shit.
250 00:20:50 Hi.
251 00:20:51 She's passed out on the couch again.
252 00:20:55 Can you come get...
253 00:20:56 You've got to be kidding me right now.
254 00:21:19 She'll be
255 00:21:21 Comin' round the mountain when she comes
256 00:21:25 She'll be comin' roundThe mountain when she comes
257 00:21:29 She'll be comin' round the mountain
258 00:21:32 She'll be comin' round the mountain
259 00:21:36 He'll be comin'...
260 00:21:43 Please don't be the Butcher.
261 00:21:45 Please don't be the Butcher.Please don't be the Butcher.
262 00:21:52 My sister's gonna be here any second!
263 00:21:55 She's a cop!
264 00:22:00 With a gun!
265 00:22:15 Shit.
266 00:22:18 Help! Help me!
267 00:22:22 Help!
268 00:22:24 No!
269 00:22:28 No!
270 00:22:30 No!
271 00:24:05 No! No!
272 00:24:10 No!
273 00:24:11 No! No! No! No!
274 00:24:15 No!
275 00:24:26 No!
276 00:24:41 Get away from her!
277 00:24:47 Millie! Millie!
278 00:24:49 Oh, my God!
279 00:24:52 6542 to dispatch.
280 00:24:54 I need an ambulance at my location ASAP!
281 00:24:58 Hey.
282 00:24:59 You're okay. You're okay.
283 00:25:01 - It hurt him, too.- You're in shock. It's okay.
284 00:25:04 - Help's coming, okay?- It hurt him, too.
285 00:25:06 It's okay. It's okay. Help's coming.
286 00:25:07 Help's on the way.
287 00:25:08 You're gonna be okay.You're gonna be okay.
288 00:25:21 You want us to wait with you?
289 00:25:24 There is a psycho roaming free.
290 00:25:26 There's plenty of people around.
291 00:25:28 She'll be here any minute.
292 00:25:40 Millie! Millie!
293 00:25:44 Oh, my God! What happened?
294 00:25:45 What happened to you?
295 00:25:47 Oh, my God!
296 00:26:11 No, it wasn't my fault!
297 00:26:14 I know. But I was just coming home.
298 00:26:16 I was gonna sleep until 4:30.
299 00:26:19 I was so tired. I had one glass of wine.
300 00:26:21 You did not have one glass of wine!
301 00:26:23 No, you had an entire bottleof wine to drink.
302 00:26:25 - It was one glass of wine!- Yeah, right.
303 00:26:47 Sleep till morning.
304 00:26:49 Rest. Sleep.
305 00:26:54 La Dola.
306 00:27:44 Hey.
307 00:27:46 Good. You're up.
308 00:27:48 How are you feeling?
309 00:27:53 Okay, then.
310 00:27:56 How's your shoulder?
311 00:28:05 You know what?
312 00:28:07 Let's go get manicures after work, huh?
313 00:28:12 Okay, then.Well, I'm gonna give you a minute.
314 00:28:14 And, uh, I made French toast,with your favorite:
315 00:28:19 caramelized bananas.
316 00:28:24 Okay.
317 00:29:02 Mill, come on.
318 00:29:04 Food's getting cold.
319 00:29:29 Where am I?
320 00:29:32 Hello?
321 00:29:36 Oh, my God. Why do I sound like that?
322 00:30:04 What the fuck? Oh, Jesus.
323 00:30:11 Okay. You are just hallucinating.
324 00:30:14 - Hey! You got any jelly beans?- I'm sorry.
325 00:30:16 - Do I have jelly beans?- You know, ice cubes.
326 00:30:18 Uh, crunch and munch.You got some drugs, man?
327 00:30:20 Oh, my God. No, I don't have any drugs.
328 00:30:22 I'm not a drug person.
329 00:30:23 Uh, may I ask you a question?
330 00:30:25 - What?- Yeah. Just, you know,
331 00:30:26 I'm just curious. What do I look like?
332 00:30:28 Like, when you're seeing me right now?
333 00:30:31 Do I look like a, um, you know,do I look like a girl?
334 00:30:34 - Girl?- Yeah.
335 00:30:36 You know, like, five-foot-five.Very petite blond.
336 00:30:40 You're fucking lying, man.
337 00:30:42 You, you, you got drugs.You're high right now.
338 00:30:45 Oh, no, no. I don't have the drugs.
339 00:30:46 Come on, man. Give me some of those.
340 00:30:48 - That's good stuff.- Please don't. Please don't.
341 00:30:49 I want to feel like a teenage girl.I want to feel like a girl.
342 00:30:50 I said... Help me!
343 00:30:52 Come on! Come back! Come back!
344 00:30:54 I'll suck your dick!
345 00:30:57 All of it!
346 00:31:01 I'm here just outsideBlissfield Valley High School,
347 00:31:04 where a teenage girlwas viciously attacked.
348 00:31:07 The survivor,whose name is being withheld...
349 00:31:09 Oh, hey, sweetie.
350 00:31:11 I didn't see you there.
351 00:31:14 You're like a little ninja.
352 00:31:16 Come on.
353 00:31:17 Come on, I made you breakfast.
354 00:31:20 Sit, silly.
355 00:31:22 Come on.
356 00:31:24 Here you go.
357 00:31:26 I really want you to try to eat, okay?
358 00:31:34 Got you some fresh pineapple.
359 00:31:37 I know how much you love it.
360 00:31:39 It's a good juicy one, too.
361 00:31:47 Oh.
362 00:31:51 Mama forgot the syrup.
363 00:31:55 There you go.
364 00:31:57 Try to eat something, okay?
365 00:32:00 Mmm.
366 00:32:03 Crispy, like you like it.
367 00:32:05 Mmm.
368 00:32:07 Mmm.
369 00:32:08 Oh. Oh, my word.
370 00:32:11 Yeah, okay. All right.I guess you are hungry.
371 00:32:15 Who on earth is...
372 00:32:22 Hey, Mrs. K.
373 00:32:23 Hi, Frank.
374 00:32:24 I was gonna stick this in your box,but I figured I better check on y'all.
375 00:32:29 Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
376 00:32:30 How... how's Millie?
377 00:32:33 I heard. It's just awful.
378 00:32:35 Well...
379 00:32:37 I think she's a little bit in shock,but she's gonna be okay.
380 00:32:44 Mom, this housesmells like a fucking Denny's.
381 00:32:48 Hey.
382 00:32:50 I thought you were still sleeping.
383 00:32:56 Good morning?
384 00:33:00 Okay.
385 00:33:13 I got it, sweetie.
386 00:33:17 - Bye.- Have a good day, honey.
387 00:33:18 - Be safe.- Thanks, Mom.
388 00:33:20 Okay.
389 00:33:22 Honey, I think you should goand get some more rest.
390 00:33:26 You're not thinkingof going to school, are you?
391 00:33:30 School?
392 00:33:31 I mean, I know your friends must beworried about you, but...
393 00:33:37 Friends.
394 00:33:42 The suspect,now identified as
395 00:33:44 Quentin Shermer, escapedthe Avondale Sanatorium,
396 00:33:47 a maximum-security facilityfor the criminally insane.
397 00:33:50 Shermer, also known by localsas the Blissfield Butcher,
398 00:33:54 murdered his mother and infamously left
399 00:33:56 her severed headoutside a Dairy Queen in 1992.
400 00:34:27 Mr. Daniels?
401 00:34:29 Mr. Daniels, it's...
402 00:34:30 Who are you?
403 00:34:32 - It's okay. Oh!- Oh!
404 00:34:34 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
405 00:34:35 Are you okay?
406 00:34:36 It's you.
407 00:34:38 - No.- It's him!
408 00:34:39 It's him!
409 00:36:31 Is that...
410 00:36:34 Does she look cute?
411 00:36:44 What's with the outfit, Mill?
412 00:36:47 Uh, I can't believe your momlet you come to school today.
413 00:36:51 Are you okay?
414 00:36:53 - Ow.- Smile for Insta.
415 00:36:57 Millie, you're Blissfield's victim.We love you.
416 00:37:00 - Can you not, Ryler?- Piss off, Ryler.
417 00:37:02 This is not about you.
418 00:37:04 Fuck off.
419 00:37:09 And that police sketch...of course that guy's a killer.
420 00:37:12 That gross, bloated,sweaty face and brown teeth.
421 00:37:14 I mean, I don't think I've everseen anyone as hideous as that.
422 00:37:17 - Take me.- Uh, where?
423 00:37:21 Someplace...
424 00:37:24 private.
425 00:37:25 Oh, my God.
426 00:37:27 Something else happenedlast night, didn't it?
427 00:37:29 You can totally tell me.I'm, like, the most trustworthy person.
428 00:37:39 Smells like hot dog water.
429 00:37:46 Fudge!
430 00:37:50 I'm a giant. I'm a giant.
431 00:38:05 Okay. Tell me everything.
432 00:38:13 Did he...
433 00:38:15 You know.
434 00:38:19 I've seen "SVU." I know the signs.
435 00:38:24 Uh, hello.
436 00:38:42 Oh.
437 00:38:44 Wait, are you...
438 00:38:47 I mean, it's fine if you are.
439 00:38:53 What? Honestly, Millie,I'm missing AP bio.
440 00:38:57 I didn't come here to clam-jam with you.
441 00:39:04 I've had, like, ten kombuchas today,
442 00:39:06 so I'm gonna go pee, and when I get back,
443 00:39:08 you're either spilling the tea or I'm out.
444 00:39:12 Freak.
445 00:39:25 Hello?
446 00:39:37 Hello?
447 00:39:52 Millie?
448 00:40:18 Oh. Oh, my God.
449 00:40:20 Millie, The Butcher's here.
450 00:40:21 - He's here. We need to go.- You need to hide.
451 00:40:29 Wha...
452 00:40:31 - Are you sure this is safe?- No.
453 00:40:35 No!
454 00:40:38 What was that?
455 00:40:39 Millie! Millie! Millie!
456 00:40:42 Millie, come back!
457 00:40:44 Millie! Millie!
458 00:40:47 Millie!
459 00:40:51 Much better.
460 00:41:22 Ryler.
461 00:41:35 Due to the continued attackson our students,
462 00:41:37 together with the school boardand Sheriff Larkin,
463 00:41:39 I have decided to indefinitely postpone
464 00:41:42 tonight's homecoming dance.
465 00:41:43 - What?- City-wide curfew
466 00:41:45 is in effect, starting at 8:00 p.m.
467 00:41:47 As police continue the manhuntfor the Blissfield Butcher...
468 00:41:51 Miss Kessler.
469 00:41:53 I'm speaking to you, Miss Kessler.
470 00:41:55 Stay safe, Beavers.
471 00:42:04 Hey.
472 00:42:08 Hey, how are you holding up?
473 00:42:11 Aah!
474 00:42:24 Hot.
475 00:42:26 Goddamn it, Millie.
476 00:42:29 I am so sick of your constantneed for attention.
477 00:42:32 If only you would spenda little less time flirting
478 00:42:34 and a little more time learning,
479 00:42:35 you might actuallymake something out of yourself.
480 00:42:46 - Still nothing?- I don't think she's coming.
481 00:42:49 She's acting weird.
482 00:42:50 She was almost killed last night, Ny.
483 00:42:52 Maybe we let her be weird for a day.
484 00:42:55 I'm just worried about her.
485 00:42:56 Nyla, don't freak out.
486 00:43:00 Guys.
487 00:43:04 Guys!
488 00:43:08 Guys, guys, listen.It's not what you think.
489 00:43:12 Come on!
490 00:43:14 Balls. I got balls.
491 00:43:21 - He's still following us!- Guys!
492 00:43:22 You're Black! I'm gay! We are so dead!
493 00:43:26 Somebody help us, please!
494 00:43:28 Nyla! Josh!
495 00:43:29 Stop running. I'm not gonna hurt you.
496 00:43:31 It's me. It's Millie.
497 00:43:32 - What kind of sick fuck are you?- How does he know our names?
498 00:43:36 - Stop running, please.- You stay the fuck away from us!
499 00:43:38 Nyla, will you listen to me for a second?
500 00:43:42 Fuck!
501 00:43:45 Oh, God, I'm strong.
502 00:43:47 - Come on!- Nyla, I'm so sorry. Let's just talk.
503 00:43:51 Guys. No, don't, don't!
504 00:43:53 Really?
505 00:43:56 Josh! Guys, stop! Will you stop, Josh?
506 00:44:00 What, are you nuts?
507 00:44:02 - Ow! Will you stop throwing things at me?- Josh, get him!
508 00:44:05 You got to stop!
509 00:44:08 Josh!
510 00:44:12 Guys! Okay, listen to me. Ow!
511 00:44:16 Stop it! Stop it.
512 00:44:18 Stop it.
513 00:44:21 Okay. Back up. Back up.
514 00:44:23 Guys, listen to me.
515 00:44:24 I am not trying to hurt you, okay?
516 00:44:26 If I was, would I drop my weapon?
517 00:44:29 I'm your friend.
518 00:44:33 Ow! Ow! Ow!
519 00:44:36 Stop hitting me.
520 00:44:38 Hitting's not okay, Josh.
521 00:44:40 Ow!
522 00:44:42 Take the shot!
523 00:44:45 - I don't have one!- Just do it! Just take the...
524 00:44:54 Okay. Everyone's tired.We've done lots of hitting.
525 00:44:58 It's time to talk.
526 00:45:09 Hail, hail, Blissfield High.
527 00:45:12 Chomp, chomp, chomp's our battle cry.
528 00:45:15 When our Beavers come to fight,
529 00:45:17 feel our glory and our might.
530 00:45:21 Yeah?
531 00:45:27 What's your favorite movie?
532 00:45:28 I tell people it's Eternal Sunshine,
533 00:45:29 but it's Pitch Perfect 2.
534 00:45:32 - TV show?- Sabrina.
535 00:45:36 - Favorite snack.- Triple Berry Gushers.
536 00:45:41 Who's your biggest crush?
537 00:45:44 The Booker Hooker.
538 00:45:50 Shake, bitches.
539 00:45:58 Right?
540 00:45:59 - Oh, my God!- Yes.
541 00:46:02 Oh, my God.
542 00:46:04 - Wait a minute. How did this happen?- How is that even possible?
543 00:46:06 And guess what, I need a friend right now,
544 00:46:08 and it's like, you guys aresmashing the shit out of me.
545 00:46:12 He stabbed me with this, like,weird, old-looking dagger,
546 00:46:15 but when he stabbed me, we both got hurt.
547 00:46:17 What do you mean?
548 00:46:18 Standing and peeing is kind of rad.
549 00:46:20 - Millie, focus.- Sorry? What?
550 00:46:23 - You both got hurt?- Oh. Yeah.
551 00:46:26 So, when he stabbed me,he instantly got a wound, too,
552 00:46:29 but in the exact same spot,the left shoulder.
553 00:46:32 And then, late last night, I kept hearing
554 00:46:33 the dagger's name, like, this weird,
555 00:46:35 like, whispering in my head:"La Dola, La Dola."
556 00:46:37 I think the Dola caused this.
557 00:46:39 This is, like, three gallons of pee.This guy's bladder is huge.
558 00:46:43 - Is everything huge?- Joshua.
559 00:46:45 Wha... You knowthis is the boys' room, right?
560 00:46:48 She's got a dick in her hand,and you're wearing Chanel No. 5.
561 00:46:50 Think we're past labels.
562 00:46:53 This is ridiculous.
563 00:46:54 You guys got to see this.This is like a floppy anteater.
564 00:46:57 This it?
565 00:47:01 Yes, that's it.
566 00:47:03 That's the dagger.
567 00:47:05 "La Dola, an ancient Aztecan dagger
568 00:47:08 "used in ritual sacrifice"?
569 00:47:11 - Do I wipe?- There's writing on it.
570 00:47:12 I think it's Spanish.
571 00:47:16 I can't read it.
572 00:47:17 Aren't you in Spanish Three?
573 00:47:19 And your point?
574 00:47:21 You should be able to read Spanish.
575 00:47:23 Nobody pays attention in that class.
576 00:47:26 Why don't we getSeñora Cayenes to translate it?
577 00:47:35 What does it say?
578 00:47:50 Uh...
579 00:47:55 Señor Detmer, you are in my class.
580 00:47:57 Well, I'm dyslexic.
581 00:47:59 I have a doctor's note.
582 00:48:04 It says here, if the sacrificeis not successful,
583 00:48:07 the souls of the two persons are swapped
584 00:48:08 and the change becomespermanente after 24 hours.
585 00:48:13 Permanent?
586 00:48:17 Sí.
587 00:48:25 Boys are so gross.
588 00:48:39 Oh, my God. Are you serious?
589 00:48:42 I'm not a cock gobbler.
590 00:48:43 Hurry up, loser. I got to take a dump.
591 00:48:51 Uh, I'm sorry, sir.I didn't mean to interrupt.
592 00:48:53 I... I was... I was looking for,for someone else. I...
593 00:48:57 Boo!
594 00:48:59 Boo!
595 00:49:01 How's that feel?
596 00:49:03 You like being scared?
597 00:49:05 No. I'm s... I'm sorry. I di... I thought
598 00:49:07 it was gonna be...
599 00:49:10 Please.
600 00:49:13 If you ever mess with Millie Kessler
601 00:49:15 or any other kid again, I swear,
602 00:49:18 I'll make you wish your buggy,wormy, stupid face
603 00:49:23 was never born. Do you got it?
604 00:49:28 Oh, my God. Did you just pee yourself?
605 00:49:30 - Yes!- Ew!
606 00:49:32 That's disgusting.
607 00:49:34 So you're saying if I don'tstab him with the Dola
608 00:49:36 by midnight, I'm gonna be stuckin this body forever?
609 00:49:38 - Yep.- That's in, like, nine hours.
610 00:49:40 - Uh, it's doable. Adjacent.- Where's the Dola?
611 00:49:43 It's at the police stationin the evidence locker.
612 00:49:45 Then we better get going over there now.
613 00:49:48 Guys, he's here somewhere.
614 00:49:51 And he's wearing my bodyand he's wearing my face.
615 00:49:53 He's like a wolfin sheep's clothing.
616 00:49:56 And if we don't capture him first,
617 00:50:00 God knows how many people he's gonna kill.
618 00:50:02 What kind of a name is that?
619 00:50:05 Stupid name.
620 00:50:11 Miss Kessler.
621 00:50:14 You got some nervestepping back in this classroom.
622 00:50:36 I'm not here for your games.
623 00:50:42 Turn that off!
624 00:50:49 No!
625 00:50:54 Ah!
626 00:51:02 Self-defense. I had to do it.
627 00:51:06 I'll see you in the principal's office.
628 00:51:39 That's what you getfor fucking with me, missy.
629 00:52:32 Ma'am.
630 00:52:39 Fuck off, piggies.
631 00:52:42 - Is this where he is?- Yeah.
632 00:52:43 He'll be getting out of woodshop.
633 00:52:47 Whoa. What am I wearing?
634 00:52:51 Stop right there.
635 00:52:53 Help! Help! Oh, my God!It's the Blissfield Butcher!
636 00:52:57 - Help me! Help!- Freeze!
637 00:52:59 - Run!- Please help! It's him!
638 00:53:04 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!- Where's the car?
639 00:53:07 - Run!- Hurry! Hurry!
640 00:53:09 - Go, go, go, go, go!- Get in the car!
641 00:53:15 What's wrong with it?
642 00:53:17 It's a piece of shit!What do you want from me?
643 00:53:19 Uh, guys...
644 00:53:20 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!- Hurry!
645 00:53:23 - Go. Go. Go now.- Go, go!
646 00:53:25 Go, go, go, go, go, go! Watch out!
647 00:53:32 Suspect-suspect spotted in a shit heap!
648 00:53:35 Headed west from the high school!
649 00:53:36 Why can't I just have a normal life?
650 00:53:38 - Calm down.- Don't tell me to calm down, Nyla.
651 00:53:40 I just turned 18. I could go to prison.
652 00:53:42 Nyla, can you scooch your seatup just a little bit?
653 00:53:44 Okay, we need a plan.
654 00:53:46 They saw us with her,so they're gonna be looking for us now.
655 00:53:48 - Ny, can you move up a little more?- We need to get you a disguise, Mill.
656 00:53:51 You can't be walking around inthose clothes with that face.
657 00:53:53 - Everyone knows who you are.- Good plan.
658 00:53:54 Nyla, could you just dojust a little, teeny, teeny,
659 00:53:57 teeny, teeny, just a little bit more?
660 00:53:59 - You good, Mill?- Yeah. Much better.
661 00:54:03 Suspect spottedwith two youths.
662 00:54:04 Teenagers. One Black, female,one white, uh, excited.
663 00:54:08 Heading towardsthe northwest corner of town.
664 00:54:11 Hey, what the fuck? Are you kidding me?
665 00:54:17 Shit.
666 00:54:18 - What?- It's the police.
667 00:54:22 - Oh, my God. It's Char.- Um...
668 00:54:26 Ooh! Up ahead, turn left.
669 00:54:28 - We can mix into the parking lot.- No, that's my mom's...
670 00:54:30 - It's our best chance! Go!- Turn!
671 00:54:37 Holy shit!
672 00:54:40 Come on!
673 00:54:48 Discount Bonanzajust wanted to welcome
674 00:54:51 all shoppers to our new...
675 00:54:53 Oh, my God. We're dead.
676 00:54:55 Come on. We got to keep moving.
677 00:54:57 Oh.
678 00:55:10 - Shit.- Let's go.
679 00:55:13 Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
680 00:55:16 Millie, hide in here. Quick.
681 00:55:18 Do not come out until we get you.
682 00:55:20 Look, come on. Come on, come on.
683 00:55:27 Ladieswear to register four.
684 00:55:31 - Oh!- Oh! Oh!
685 00:55:32 - Oh, I'm so sorry. I...- Sorry. So sorry.
686 00:55:35 I didn't know anybody was in there.
687 00:55:36 - So sorry.- No problem. Okay.
688 00:55:38 You all good in there?
689 00:55:39 Yeah, uh, uh, great, actually.
690 00:55:41 - Thank you. Thank you.- Sure, sure.
691 00:55:42 Just, uh, trying on, uh, polos.
692 00:55:45 Wow.
693 00:55:47 I happen to be a professionalat helping men pick out polos.
694 00:55:51 - What do you say?- Nope.
695 00:55:53 - No, actually, I'm all good.- Don't be silly.
696 00:55:55 Everybody needs a secondopinion. How is the fit?
697 00:55:58 Because we have lots of sizes here.
698 00:56:01 Oh, you know what? It's so funny.
699 00:56:03 I bought my husband a pink poloone year for Christmas,
700 00:56:07 and he about died. "Pink?" He's so macho.
701 00:56:12 But guess what. It looked great on him.
702 00:56:16 Brought out his eyes.
703 00:56:19 He had these... these blue eyes.
704 00:56:23 I bet he loved it.
705 00:56:27 I bet it was his favorite shirt.
706 00:56:32 He passed away a year ago.
707 00:56:36 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
708 00:56:39 Listen to me. Debbie Downer. I'm sorry.
709 00:56:42 I didn't mean to share all that with you.
710 00:56:44 I just... You're just...You're trying to buy a polo,
711 00:56:47 - for God's sake. I...- No, no, no, no. No.
712 00:56:49 No, it's okay. It's okay.
713 00:56:52 I, um... I lost somebody, too.
714 00:56:55 - Really?- Yeah.
715 00:57:00 - I lost my dad.- I'm so sorry.
716 00:57:04 You must miss him so much.
717 00:57:06 Yeah, I do.
718 00:57:09 Nothing prepares youfor this stuff, right?
719 00:57:13 I mean, we're all just left here...
720 00:57:18 ...to pick up the pieces and...
721 00:57:21 My oldest, she shut down.She retreated into work.
722 00:57:25 And my other daughter, Millie,she's so quiet now.
723 00:57:31 I can't figure outwhat's going on inside her head.
724 00:57:34 Maybe she just needs some... some space.
725 00:57:41 Just some time to figure out who she is.
726 00:57:44 Yeah.
727 00:57:46 I guess I do smother her.
728 00:57:49 I don't mean to. But I am scared.
729 00:57:54 She'll be graduating high school
730 00:57:56 and running off to college,and then I'll be left here.
731 00:58:04 All by myself.
732 00:58:07 But that-that's never gonna happen.
733 00:58:10 She's your daughter, and...
734 00:58:15 ...she loves you.
735 00:58:19 Thank you for that.
736 00:58:20 - You're so easy to talk to.- Yeah, you're great. You're just...
737 00:58:24 Your voice, it's so... comforting
738 00:58:28 and... very manly.
739 00:58:32 I know this is awkward, uh, but...
740 00:58:36 I've had such a good time talking to you.
741 00:58:37 - Yeah, it's been...- We hardly know each other.
742 00:58:39 - I know, I know.- Yeah.
743 00:58:40 And I, I haven't even seen you yet
744 00:58:42 but I think we have a connection, and...
745 00:58:46 I would like to knowif maybe you would like to
746 00:58:49 grab a coffee with me sometime.
747 00:58:52 Ew. God, no.
748 00:58:55 - No, I wouldn't, um...- I should never have asked you.
749 00:58:59 - That was totally inappropriate.- And so what I'm saying is,
750 00:59:01 you know, um, "Oh, no."
751 00:59:03 Like, I've missed outbecause we've had a connection.
752 00:59:05 You share so beautiful.
753 00:59:06 And I just would love to domore than a coffee.
754 00:59:10 Um, even, even, have a dinner?
755 00:59:13 - Oh. Dinner?- Yeah, I would love that,
756 00:59:16 'cause I feel likewe know each other so well.
757 00:59:18 - You know what I mean? So it's like...- I feel that, too.
758 00:59:20 A coffee wouldn't be enoughfor us. But I'm married.
759 00:59:24 - Oh.- So I'm a married man.
760 00:59:26 - Mom!- What?
761 00:59:27 Have you talked to Millie today?
762 00:59:28 - No, I haven't.- Okay. Where's your phone?
763 00:59:30 - No, it's in my purse.- Go get it.
764 00:59:31 - Call her and make sure she's okay.- I will!
765 00:59:33 The killer was just sighted again.
766 00:59:34 - Go. Let's go. Come on.- Good luck to you!
767 00:59:44 What the hell is that?
768 00:59:45 Quick, put it on.You're scary Aaron Rodgers now.
769 00:59:48 - Who?- Famous quarterback.
770 00:59:49 - Green Bay Packers.- Even I know that.
771 00:59:51 You know I hate sports.
772 00:59:55 This is terrifying. I can't breathe.
773 00:59:57 It's all we had time to grab.Your sister's on our ass.
774 00:59:59 - Let's go.- Come on.
775 01:00:02 I can't see shit.
776 01:00:04 How do killers do this?
777 01:00:06 Nyla, drive.
778 01:00:08 I'm trolling Insta.
779 01:00:09 Somebody's got to knowwhere The Butcher is.
780 01:00:11 Got it.
781 01:00:13 Oh! Fuck!
782 01:00:19 Oh! Sorry. Oh, that's your face. Okay.
783 01:00:22 Okay, I'm getting this off.I can't see anything.
784 01:00:23 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop.
785 01:00:25 If you get recognized, we are screwed.
786 01:00:27 - Bingo.- Oh, my God. What?
787 01:00:29 - Suffocating. Who's this one?- Mill.
788 01:00:30 - Which one's who? Who's that?- Coming at you live,
789 01:00:33 Blissfield's unofficial homecoming queen.
790 01:00:41 This sucks.
791 01:00:42 - I want to party.- We should throw our own homecoming.
792 01:00:44 - Fuck The Butcher.- Okay, sure.
793 01:00:46 And where are we gonna pull that offwith Larkin's curfew?
794 01:00:49 The old mill.
795 01:00:51 No one would look there.
796 01:00:54 - Hell yeah. That's genius.- Not bad.
797 01:00:56 Who knew little Millie Kesslercould be such a crafty beaver?
798 01:01:02 Your touch makes this pussydrier than sandpaper,
799 01:01:05 you fucking monkey.
800 01:01:09 I can't wait to kill you.
801 01:01:18 She fucking wants me.
802 01:01:31 I'm gonna take a piss.
803 01:01:33 Okay. Sure.
804 01:01:39 Okay, I'll go check the back.
805 01:01:41 Okay.
806 01:01:44 Oh, my God.
807 01:01:51 - He's gonna kill him.- What?
808 01:01:52 - He's gonna kill him!- I literally can't understand you.
809 01:01:55 Here. Divide and survive. You go that way.
810 01:02:15 Hey.
811 01:02:19 Hey, Millie.
812 01:02:21 Where'd you go?
813 01:02:26 Millie?
814 01:02:33 Booker?
815 01:02:38 Booker?
816 01:02:46 Fucking...
817 01:03:03 Oh!
818 01:03:07 I fucking hate this place.
819 01:03:32 Hey, Millie?
820 01:03:35 Hey, where are you?
821 01:03:39 I just w... I just want to talk.
822 01:03:43 Make sure you're okay.
823 01:03:53 Booker!
824 01:03:59 Oh, my God.
825 01:04:01 Don't let him get away!He'll call the cops!
826 01:04:04 Help! Help! Help!
827 01:04:12 Oh, my God.
828 01:04:19 Where the hell did you learnhow to do that?
829 01:04:22 Dad was an Eagle Scout.
830 01:04:25 Found these.
831 01:04:28 Ah.
832 01:04:35 Uh-huh. Okay.
833 01:04:45 He's even gorgeous when he's unconscious.
834 01:04:57 - Hey.- Jesus Chr...
835 01:04:59 Easy, easy, easy.
836 01:05:01 It's okay. It's okay.
837 01:05:02 Look, I know I look likeThe Butcher, but it's Millie.
838 01:05:06 - This is gonna sound really strange.- Booker.
839 01:05:09 Booker, look at me. He's crazy.
840 01:05:11 Okay. Booker, can you look at me, please?
841 01:05:13 Please. Booker, please.Can you look at me?
842 01:05:15 Just for a second?
843 01:05:16 Okay, so last night,our consciousness or our spirit,
844 01:05:20 whatever you want to call it...
845 01:05:21 Okay? It traded places.
846 01:05:23 - She's telling the truth.- So, he stabbed me with the Dola,
847 01:05:25 which is, like,this ancient mystical dagger.
848 01:05:28 And now I have, like, less thansix hours to swap back,
849 01:05:30 or I'm gonna be stuck in his body forever.
850 01:05:32 You're all going to jail for this.You, too, Booker.
851 01:05:35 Unless you help me. Booker.
852 01:05:37 - Dry up, bitch.- Booker, help! Booker!
853 01:05:41 - Will you shut up?- Booker.
854 01:05:43 Look, I know this is crazy, okay?And there's a lot of voices competing.
855 01:05:46 You see my friends,you know Nyla and Josh,
856 01:05:48 and they're on my side, okay?And this is clearly not me.
857 01:05:50 Have you ever seen me dressed like that?
858 01:05:51 I mean, I kind of likea lot of what he's doing
859 01:05:54 with it, but it's... The pointis that you've never seen me
860 01:05:56 dressed like that, right?Do you like that?
861 01:05:58 It doesn't matter. Like, look,I'm giving you a lot of information,
862 01:06:00 and you literally just woke up.
863 01:06:03 Whew. You look great.
864 01:06:05 - I need to get out of here.- Booker. Booker, please.
865 01:06:08 - Please. Please, Booker.- No, I need to go right now.
866 01:06:09 You're not gonna stop me.I'm gonna freak out, okay?
867 01:06:11 "I'm not yours,
868 01:06:13 "not lost in you.
869 01:06:15 "Not lost, although I long to be.
870 01:06:20 "Lost as a candle lit at noon.
871 01:06:23 "Lost as a snowflake in the sea.
872 01:06:28 "You love me, and I find you
873 01:06:32 "still a spirit, beautiful and bright.
874 01:06:37 "Yet I am, who long to be
875 01:06:40 "lost as light is lost in light.
876 01:06:46 "Plunge me deep into love.
877 01:06:49 "Put away my senses.
878 01:06:52 "Leave me deaf and blind,
879 01:06:55 "swept by the tempest of your love...
880 01:07:00 "...a taper...
881 01:07:04 in the rushing wind."
882 01:07:07 How?
883 01:07:10 I told you it was a curse.
884 01:07:13 Um...
885 01:07:15 What the hell was that?
886 01:07:17 A few weeks ago,I found a poem in my locker.
887 01:07:22 It was anonymous.
888 01:07:25 I don't know why I did it. I just was...
889 01:07:29 You know, it was...
890 01:07:32 It was just stupid.
891 01:07:36 You sad fucking cunt.
892 01:07:41 A poem in his locker?
893 01:07:45 You pathetic coward.
894 01:07:55 - That's quite enough of that.- This should be his new mug shot.
895 01:07:59 Mmm.
896 01:08:01 Stop messing around.
897 01:08:08 So the Dola's here at the station.
898 01:08:10 We're gonna have to figure outhow to steal it
899 01:08:12 and then get it back here.
900 01:08:13 That's, like, 40 minutes round-trip.
901 01:08:16 There's plenty of time, right?
902 01:08:18 Uh, that's assumingthere's someone at the station.
903 01:08:20 Hmm.
904 01:08:21 I mean, with them looking for usand the party tonight,
905 01:08:24 - the cops could have their hands full.- Hmm.
906 01:08:26 - Where's the party?- It's at the old mill.
907 01:08:28 That's where I woke up in this body.
908 01:08:31 He's luring them there. That's a trap.
909 01:08:34 - Then we better get moving.- And what about her?
910 01:08:36 - Pronouns.- Christ, what about him?
911 01:08:38 My mom's out of town until Monday.
912 01:08:40 Yeah. No, I don't think it's a good idea
913 01:08:41 - to leave him here alone.- No, he's right.
914 01:08:43 Someone needs to stay behindand keep an eye on him
915 01:08:45 - just in case.- Mmm-hmm.
916 01:08:51 - What? Me?- It's your house.
917 01:08:53 Definitely gonna die this time.
918 01:08:54 Chill out. You'll be fine.
919 01:08:59 Wait. Wait, guys.
920 01:09:02 Great.
921 01:09:04 Leave me alone with Murder Barbie.
922 01:09:16 Okay, guys. He's gone.
923 01:09:19 - That's Char's car.- You guys stay here.
924 01:09:22 Honk the horn twiceif you see anything, okay?
925 01:09:24 What's your plan?
926 01:09:27 Don't worry about it.
927 01:09:29 I got this. Yeah.
928 01:09:36 I've never been so stressed and excitedat the same time in my life.
929 01:09:42 Hashtag "stress-cited."
930 01:09:45 Hashtag "nerves of steel."
931 01:09:48 Hashtag "What's she doing?"
932 01:09:51 Oh, my God. Char, help me!
933 01:09:53 Nyla. What the hell is going on?
934 01:09:55 You were spotted with The Butcher.
935 01:09:57 He kidnapped us.He made us drive him. I...
936 01:09:59 I escaped, but he followed me here.
937 01:10:02 - Wait. He's here?- Outside, behind the station.
938 01:10:03 Okay, okay. Just, just stay here, okay?
939 01:10:06 - Hide under my desk.- Okay.
940 01:10:07 Go! Go, go, go!
941 01:10:14 That's so crazy.
942 01:10:16 But, you know, I have to admit,in a really strange way,
943 01:10:20 that it hasn't been all bad.
944 01:10:22 - What do you mean?- I don't know.
945 01:10:23 It's just, you know,
946 01:10:26 I felt oddly empowered being in this body.
947 01:10:30 Like, invincible
948 01:10:32 or kind of badass.
949 01:10:37 I know. It's, um...
950 01:10:38 I mean, it's ridiculous, but, uh...
951 01:10:42 I guess when you're, uh...
952 01:10:44 When you're someone like me and you,
953 01:10:47 you know, you've been bulliedmost of your life
954 01:10:50 and, you know, sort ofjust put down a lot, that,
955 01:10:54 you know, it does feel kind of good to
956 01:10:59 just feel strong for once.
957 01:11:03 Strength doesn't come from size.
958 01:11:06 It doesn't. It comes from up here
959 01:11:09 and in there.
960 01:11:10 And you are a lot stronger than you think.
961 01:11:16 - Hello.- Oh, whoa! Oh!
962 01:11:18 Oh! Oh!
963 01:11:25 - Oh, my God.- What happened?
964 01:11:28 - Luann, are you okay?- This one's a live one.
965 01:11:29 - I know. Hold on.- Are you okay?
966 01:11:31 That nasty stare does not scare me.
967 01:11:33 He just startedtrying to buck me off.
968 01:11:36 The Blissfield Rotary Club presents...
969 01:11:38 - Ha.- ...WICKED live at the Anis Theater.
970 01:11:42 Get your tickets before they fly away.
971 01:11:45 Ladies,we've all been there.
972 01:11:47 - Just...- Can't get those corns...
973 01:11:49 - ...don't move.- ...into that new pair of shoes?
974 01:11:51 Well, introducing Corn Erase.
975 01:11:53 You apply the cream all over the bunion,
976 01:11:55 and within minutes,the deep-penetrating...
977 01:12:01 Hello!
978 01:12:05 Joshy!
979 01:12:08 Josh.
980 01:12:11 Hi, Mom.
981 01:12:12 You're home early.
982 01:12:14 My last flight got canceled.
983 01:12:16 Honey, why is Millietied to my dining chair?
984 01:12:19 Um, she...
985 01:12:23 We, um,
986 01:12:25 role-play.
987 01:12:27 - Mmm?- I'm sorry?
988 01:12:30 - We're role-playing.- Role-playing?
989 01:12:32 Yes, role-playing.
990 01:12:35 - Like a game?- Sort of.
991 01:12:38 She doesn't look likeshe's enjoying herself.
992 01:12:40 - No.- Oh.
993 01:12:42 Oh, um, that, that's the point.
994 01:12:44 She's, she's supposed to act upset.
995 01:12:47 Right, Millie?
996 01:12:50 She's method. Never breaks character.
997 01:12:53 Naughty girl!
998 01:12:58 He's eating my bracelet!
999 01:13:00 I'm a little confused.
1000 01:13:03 Isn't role-playing...
1001 01:13:05 ...a sex game?
1002 01:13:09 - Is it?- Mmm-hmm.
1003 01:13:13 Yes. Yes, it is.
1004 01:13:14 Mmm-hmm. Yep.
1005 01:13:16 So...
1006 01:13:18 Okay, um,
1007 01:13:19 Mom, I didn't want to tell youuntil I was ready,
1008 01:13:26 but I'm straight.
1009 01:13:32 Joshua, you are many things,but straight isn't one of them.
1010 01:13:35 Now, do me a favor and untie her.
1011 01:13:37 - I can't.- Joshua!
1012 01:13:39 Mom, I'm sorry.
1013 01:13:40 I can't explain right now,but I cannot let him go.
1014 01:13:42 - "Him"?- No. Mom.
1015 01:13:43 Mom, Mom, Mom, listen to me.
1016 01:13:44 He's the Blissfield Butcher!
1017 01:13:46 God! Joshua Michael Detmer,
1018 01:13:48 I've been slinging peanutsto assholes all week.
1019 01:13:50 I don't have time for this.
1020 01:13:51 No. Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom, don't.
1021 01:13:53 How did you even do this? Ow!
1022 01:13:55 Run!
1023 01:14:00 Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1024 01:14:11 No, no, no, no, no! Go for the windows!
1025 01:14:12 - Make sure they're locked!- Okay!
1026 01:14:29 - What?- Nyla, he's escaped!
1027 01:14:31 What?
1028 01:14:32 Body's fucking useless!
1029 01:14:38 I couldn't find him.Are you sure he followed you?
1030 01:14:41 Yes, I'm sure he did. I swear he...
1031 01:14:42 He took us, and, and...
1032 01:14:44 Nyla.
1033 01:14:47 What the fuck is going on?
1034 01:14:52 Don't you dare answer that.
1035 01:14:56 - I can explain.- Nyla, this is serious.
1036 01:15:01 - Put your hands up.- Please, just let me explain.
1037 01:15:03 Hands up! Now!
1038 01:15:10 I want you to slowly set the weapon down.
1039 01:15:18 Now kick it over to me.
1040 01:15:22 Hey, do you mind if I come back there?
1041 01:15:27 - Sure.- Yeah?
1042 01:15:32 My God.
1043 01:15:36 Right. I felt so far away.
1044 01:15:43 - Hmm.- So,
1045 01:15:46 - about that poem...- Oh, my gosh.
1046 01:15:48 Please don't bring that up.That was a total mistake.
1047 01:15:50 That was a mistake?
1048 01:15:52 What? You accidentally wrote it
1049 01:15:54 and you were just going by my locker,and you tripped, and it fell in?
1050 01:15:56 Yes, exactly. That's what happened.
1051 01:16:01 Well, I thought it was beautiful.
1052 01:16:03 The poem.
1053 01:16:05 Probably read it, like, a hundred times.
1054 01:16:07 Really?
1055 01:16:09 Yeah. I mean, once I got overhow creepy it was finding it, yeah.
1056 01:16:15 - Sorry.- I'm kidding.
1057 01:16:19 I actually kind of hopedthat it was your poem.
1058 01:16:23 No, you didn't.
1059 01:16:27 Millie,
1060 01:16:30 I've liked you since day one.
1061 01:16:36 You don't have to say that.
1062 01:16:39 I know I don't. That's why I did.
1063 01:16:49 How weird is it that I kind of feel likekissing you right now?
1064 01:17:04 Technically,
1065 01:17:07 you'd be kissing a mass murdererwith yellow teeth.
1066 01:17:12 You're still Millie to me.
1067 01:17:23 Maybe we should wait for when my hand's
1068 01:17:24 - not bigger than your whole face.- Yeah. No, no, no.
1069 01:17:26 That's okay. That's...It's, it's whenever you want.
1070 01:17:29 I'm not going anywhere.
1071 01:17:38 Fuck!
1072 01:17:41 Millie, where the fuck have you been?
1073 01:17:43 - I have been calling you all day.- What?
1074 01:17:46 I've been calling you, too.
1075 01:17:47 - That is not your sister.- Nyla, shut the fuck up.
1076 01:17:50 Okay.
1077 01:17:51 What is going on here?
1078 01:17:53 Millie, stay out of this.
1079 01:17:54 - I'm just trying to help.- I don't need your help, okay?
1080 01:17:57 - I'm just trying to help!- I don't need your fucking help.
1081 01:17:58 Back the fuck up.
1082 01:18:00 Char!
1083 01:18:04 Run, Millie!
1084 01:18:06 Get your hands up. Hands up now!
1085 01:18:10 Come on, Nyla. Pick up the fucking phone!
1086 01:18:16 Charlene.
1087 01:18:18 Charlene! Charlene!
1088 01:18:20 Over here! Charlene!
1089 01:18:22 Oh, my God!
1090 01:18:24 Start walking towards the cell.
1091 01:18:27 Come on!
1092 01:18:33 - Can you listen to me?- Now!
1093 01:18:42 Nyla, don't you fucking move!
1094 01:18:56 Get in.
1095 01:18:58 - Can you please listen to me?- Move!
1096 01:19:02 Hey!
1097 01:19:05 - No!- I'm so sorry.
1098 01:19:07 - Oh, my God! No!- Char, I'm so sorry.
1099 01:19:08 No!
1100 01:19:10 - You motherfucker! Get me out!- I really thought
1101 01:19:13 your hamster could swim,and I'm so sorry that Regal died.
1102 01:19:15 But this is all gonnamake sense to you later on.
1103 01:19:18 I got to run. I'm so sorry.I love you! Mwah!
1104 01:19:19 Guys, we gotta go!
1105 01:19:21 - We can't let him get away!- Let's go, let's go!
1106 01:19:22 Your plan's the fucking worst.
1107 01:19:25 - Are you okay?- Your sister's a shitty driver.
1108 01:19:28 That's not Char, that's the Butcher
1109 01:19:30 - and he's got the Dola.- What?
1110 01:19:31 Come on, guys. Let's go!
1111 01:19:49 Yo-ho-ho, Millie Vanilli.
1112 01:19:51 Where's my boy Booker?
1113 01:19:53 Thought you guys were together.
1114 01:19:55 Okay.
1115 01:20:03 So, you thinkyou're this hot shit now, huh?
1116 01:20:07 You know, I've never madeanyone's pussy dry.
1117 01:20:10 I mean, look at me.
1118 01:20:14 Oh, now you like it.
1119 01:20:17 All right, come on.
1120 01:20:26 Wait, wait.
1121 01:20:29 Looks clear.
1122 01:20:31 Let's go.
1123 01:20:32 You guys stay here.
1124 01:20:34 This is way too dangerous.
1125 01:20:36 There is no waywe're not helping you, Mill.
1126 01:20:38 We're in this together.
1127 01:20:41 Thirteen minutes left.
1128 01:20:43 Or you're the Butcher forever.
1129 01:20:46 Hey, come here, give me your wrist.
1130 01:20:48 Let me set a timer.
1131 01:20:50 Oh, okay.
1132 01:20:57 Time to stab this asshole.
1133 01:21:11 Well, what do you know? Looks like we got
1134 01:21:14 a little private party going here, huh?
1135 01:21:17 Uh, are you good at math, Millie?
1136 01:21:20 'Cause the way I see it,
1137 01:21:22 you have three holes, and it all adds up.
1138 01:21:39 Will make it easier.
1139 01:21:41 There we go.
1140 01:21:44 What the fuck?
1141 01:22:00 What the fuck did you do tomy friends, you fucking bitch?
1142 01:22:09 What are you doing?
1143 01:22:13 Whoa, whoa, look. Hey, whoa, whoa.
1144 01:22:15 What are you doing? Stop. No, no, no.
1145 01:22:19 Don't.
1146 01:22:21 Please. I'm sorry.Please, please, please, please, no.
1147 01:22:23 I'm sorry!
1148 01:22:24 Look, I'm sorry!
1149 01:22:25 I'm sorry! Please!
1150 01:22:29 Shit, it's packed.
1151 01:22:31 We'll search in pairs.Text if you see him.
1152 01:22:34 Do not try and be a hero.
1153 01:22:36 - Be careful, Mill.- You, too.
1154 01:22:47 Hey, hey, hey. What's up?
1155 01:22:49 Have you seen Millie?
1156 01:22:50 Uh, Millie, Millie.
1157 01:22:52 Millie.
1158 01:22:53 Oh, yeah. I, uh... I saw her.
1159 01:22:56 - Really? Where?- Uh, this way.
1160 01:22:58 Come on. Come on.
1161 01:23:01 Come on.
1162 01:23:07 I'm not gonna make it.
1163 01:23:08 Hey, don't say that. There's still time.
1164 01:23:12 Sh...
1165 01:23:16 Oh, my God.
1166 01:23:19 Hey, hey! He's here!He killed Brett and the others.
1167 01:23:22 - What? Where's Millie?- Uh, she went to find Joshua.
1168 01:23:27 Oh, shit.
1169 01:23:34 Where is she?
1170 01:23:36 You said you knew where she was.
1171 01:23:37 She's somewhere.
1172 01:23:41 Millie, Millie.
1173 01:23:43 Millie, Millie, Millie. Millie, Millie.
1174 01:23:50 Phil, I don't have time for this. Where...
1175 01:23:57 Loser faggot.
1176 01:23:58 Wow!
1177 01:24:00 So self-aware. Bravo.
1178 01:24:02 You tell anybody, I'll fucking kill you.
1179 01:24:15 Josh!
1180 01:24:20 - Get out of here.- No!
1181 01:24:22 - What are you doing?- Go!
1182 01:24:30 I want my body back.
1183 01:24:33 Come and get it.
1184 01:24:35 Hey. Hey. We found him.
1185 01:24:37 - He's gonna kill Millie.- Right, go help her.
1186 01:24:38 - I'll slow them down.- Stop right there!
1187 01:24:40 Come on.
1188 01:25:06 Stop! I'm trying to stab myself!
1189 01:25:09 - Drop the knife!- Shoot him!
1190 01:25:15 Come back with my fucking body!
1191 01:25:37 Catch!
1192 01:25:40 Hold him down.
1193 01:25:51 No.
1194 01:25:58 You're too late.
1195 01:26:13 Wait.
1196 01:26:15 - Where's the bell?- What?
1197 01:26:17 The bell, uh, it didn't toll.
1198 01:26:24 Pro tip.
1199 01:26:25 Always set your watch five minutes ahead.
1200 01:26:27 Saves my ass, like, every time.
1201 01:26:31 Hold him down.
1202 01:26:33 No! No! No! No!
1203 01:27:01 Millie?
1204 01:27:04 Who's your favorite athlete?
1205 01:27:05 - They're over there!- Hey!
1206 01:27:08 No one. I hate sports.
1207 01:27:11 Freeze!
1208 01:27:14 Shoot that motherfucker!
1209 01:27:45 Um, what the fuck just happened?
1210 01:27:50 That's real.
1211 01:27:56 Hey. Sorry to interrupt.
1212 01:27:59 Time to land that plane, girl.
1213 01:28:03 Hi.
1214 01:28:07 How's the shoulder?
1215 01:28:09 Honestly, the best pain I've ever felt.
1216 01:28:15 So, what are you gonna tell the cops?
1217 01:28:20 A version of the truth, I guess.
1218 01:28:25 Let's just hope nobody ever getstheir hands on that thing again.
1219 01:28:33 What?
1220 01:28:36 So,
1221 01:28:39 that thing
1222 01:28:42 we were trying to do earlier.
1223 01:28:45 Oh.
1224 01:28:46 Oh!
1225 01:28:48 Oh, are we, are we readyto try that again?
1226 01:28:51 I don't know. Let's see. Let's...
1227 01:28:59 - That's much better.- Mmm.
1228 01:29:12 Yeah, Mill!
1229 01:29:16 Millie!
1230 01:29:18 - Mom?- Oh.
1231 01:29:21 Oh, Millie, you're okay. I was so worried.
1232 01:29:40 His pulse and heart rate are weak.
1233 01:29:42 I don't think he's gonna make it.
1234 01:29:44 Good.
1235 01:29:46 How empathetic.
1236 01:29:47 If you'd seen the carnage,you'd be glad, too.
1237 01:29:54 Looks like you got your wish.
1238 01:30:08 I'm tired. I'm gonna hit the sack.
1239 01:30:10 Good night, Char.
1240 01:30:12 Hey.
1241 01:30:14 I love you, sis.
1242 01:30:16 I love you, too, stinker.
1243 01:30:21 - Good night, Mom.- Good night, Charlene.
1244 01:30:31 So,
1245 01:30:33 that application to Boston,
1246 01:30:39 I want you to go.
1247 01:30:46 It's okay. I don't need to go.
1248 01:30:49 You're my daughter.
1249 01:30:51 Nothing will ever change that.
1250 01:30:55 Live your life, Millie.
1251 01:31:00 Thanks, Mom.
1252 01:31:44 Char!
1253 01:31:46 You left the door open again.
1254 01:31:53 Char?
1255 01:32:03 Hello?
1256 01:33:20 What's the matter, Millie?
1257 01:33:23 You got what you wanted, right?
1258 01:33:25 You got your body back.
1259 01:33:28 Why aren't you happy?
1260 01:33:30 Freeze!
1261 01:33:36 Little girls shouldn't play with guns.
1262 01:33:44 Run, Millie! Run!
1263 01:34:14 Well, don't stop.
1264 01:34:16 Keep coming.
1265 01:34:23 I've been in your body.
1266 01:34:26 I understand why you feel so weak.
1267 01:34:28 Why you feel so meager.
1268 01:34:30 And all that anxiety that you got.
1269 01:34:35 Clinging to your dead dad.
1270 01:34:37 You're really justa lesser version of her.
1271 01:34:40 And having to take all those ordersfrom some drunk mom.
1272 01:34:43 Ah! God! Ah!
1273 01:34:48 That's not a life.
1274 01:34:50 But it's all right.
1275 01:34:53 It's okay.
1276 01:34:55 We'll fix it.
1277 01:35:04 You know...
1278 01:35:10 I learned somethingwhen I was in your body, too.
1279 01:35:12 What's that?
1280 01:35:16 Having balls sucks.
1281 01:35:20 Take my hand!
1282 01:35:23 Millie!
1283 01:35:48 Damn, Mill.
1284 01:35:57 I am a fucking piece.
