许愿神龙 Wish Dragon(2021)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:32 What is this?
2 00:01:35 Don't you know who I am?
3 00:01:37 I demand you open this gate!
4 00:01:58 Now, follow me.
5 00:02:00 Carefully, just like this.
6 00:02:04 Okay, raise your paper.
7 00:02:09 And with scales, some grass, some clouds.
8 00:02:21 Stupid teacher.
9 00:02:40 -Hi, Mom. -Hi, sweetie.
10 00:02:42 Hi, Dad.
11 00:02:43 There you are. Hungry? You want a snack?
12 00:02:46 Hey, Dad.
13 00:02:47 -What'd you learn? -We learned about dragons.
14 00:02:53 -Your mom forgot you. She doesn't-- -Jimmy, stop. It's rude.
15 00:02:56 You know it's only the two of them. She's trying her best.
16 00:03:11 I'm Li Na.
17 00:03:14 I'm Din.
18 00:03:16 You can walk home with me.
19 00:03:19 My dad's always late.
20 00:03:55 I'm gonna get you!
21 00:03:59 -Which one? -This one.
22 00:04:01 Fly, little Clucky!
23 00:04:04 I'll call you later.
24 00:04:05 No, no, you first got to multiply the top by the bottom.
25 00:04:10 - Come here, little monkey. Up!
26 00:04:12 - Bye, Din!
27 00:04:16 Hot!
28 00:04:50 -You're late! -I had to get the stuff!
29 00:04:53 All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates!
30 00:04:56 Ready, set, awesome dragon kite!
31 00:05:02 I guess it didn't work.
32 00:05:40 Let's make a promise to be best friends forever.
33 00:05:47 upon this we will always swear.
34 00:05:54 -Come on. It's time to go. -Dad, we said--
35 00:05:57 Li Na, we've been over this already.
36 00:06:10 I have to go, Din.
37 00:06:12 But I fixed our kite.
38 00:06:18 Come along, Li Na.
39 00:06:20 Take care, kiddo.
40 00:06:24 Bye, Din.
41 00:06:29 Eyes ahead, Na Na.
42 00:07:01 Okay, uh, next up,
43 00:07:03 235 Gao Shue Street.
44 00:07:07 -Delivery! -Thank you!
45 00:07:08 You're welcome!
46 00:07:14 -Delivery! Have a nice day! -Thank you!
47 00:07:21 -Delivery! Welcome!
48 00:07:22 -Thank you.
49 00:07:23 -Delivery! -Thank you.
50 00:07:28 -Delivery! -Thank you.
51 00:07:35 Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!
52 00:07:37 Din? Be careful.
53 00:07:39 What are you doing?
54 00:07:43 -Dude, you gotta watch where you're going.
55 00:07:45 -Think you could get the assignment?
56 00:07:47 -You haven't been to class in two weeks.
57 00:07:49 I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on.
58 00:07:53 Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl?
59 00:07:56 What? No.
60 00:07:58 Maybe.
61 00:07:59 Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special.
62 00:08:02 So, can you just get me the assignment, please?
63 00:08:08 -I'll do your homework for a week. -Fine.
64 00:08:11 Thanks. You're the best.
65 00:08:14 So smart and yet so stupid.
66 00:08:20 Last delivery.
67 00:08:27 Uh, hello?
68 00:08:33 Uh, hello?
69 00:08:35 Did somebody order dumpling soup?
70 00:08:39 Whoa.
71 00:08:44 - Um, hello? - Come in.
72 00:08:46 It's locked.
73 00:08:48 I know.
74 00:08:56 Did you order the dumpling soup?
75 00:09:00 I am a god.
76 00:09:04 Okay,
77 00:09:07 but did you order the--
78 00:09:09 And I have chosen you! For you are pure of heart.
79 00:09:16 Well, I try to be friendly.
80 00:09:17 Keep my five-star rating.
81 00:09:20 Now, will you be paying with cash or--
82 00:09:24 Take this.
83 00:09:26 It contains everything you need.
84 00:09:30 Um, actually, I need $7.35--
85 00:09:34 You dare reject the will of the gods?
86 00:09:42 yeah?
87 00:09:49 Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day.
88 00:09:51 Wait. Hot sauce! Huh?
89 00:09:59 Thanks.
90 00:10:00 It's just not the same without hot sauce.
91 00:10:03 -Don't you have somewhere to be? -Huh?
92 00:10:05 Wait, five o'clock?
93 00:10:07 How have I been here for an hour? I gotta go!
94 00:10:11 Don't close. Please, don't close.
95 00:10:26 Kid, be realistic.
96 00:10:32 Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
97 00:10:35 Okay, thank you for your help!
98 00:10:43 -Hey. I know! -Your mom's looking for you.
99 00:10:47 Water, water, water.
100 00:10:50 -D7 to checkmate! -Ooh!
101 00:11:02 See you tonight.
102 00:11:04 I said, "If you don't like garlic, eat something else!"
103 00:11:08 "Like a napkin!"
104 00:11:09 Hey, Mom. Here's the groceries you wanted.
105 00:11:12 Look who's here! You're late.
106 00:11:14 Again.
107 00:11:15 Oh. I, uh, stayed late for study group, as usual.
108 00:11:19 Wait!
109 00:11:20 Eat. Food for your brain.
110 00:11:23 Thanks. I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus.
111 00:11:28 Ah, look at him, all grown up and working hard.
112 00:11:30 Little Din with a college degree. Can you believe it?
113 00:11:34 -I only wish my son had been so dedicated. -Such a good boy.
114 00:11:38 Doing my best.
115 00:11:39 I'm gonna go get sta--
116 00:11:42 I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set.
117 00:11:43 -A steady job, a big paycheck! -A shiny new refrigerator.
118 00:11:46 -A nice car. -And a flat screen. Big one!
119 00:11:49 Now, now, stop distracting him!
120 00:11:51 -He's got work to do. -Din! I'll be right over.
121 00:11:55 Uh, yes, so much work to do. I better get started on that--
122 00:11:58 Here's the assignment.
123 00:11:59 The teacher said if you don't come to at least one class this semester,
124 00:12:04 he's going to fail you.
125 00:12:05 Oh, hey, Ms. Din.
126 00:12:10 again.
127 00:12:11 I'm sorry.
128 00:12:15 I knew it. You've been skipping school and lying to your mother.
129 00:12:18 What have you been doing? Lounging in some internet cafe?
130 00:12:22 -Can you believe it? -Such a bad boy.
131 00:12:24 You're not helping!
132 00:12:26 Why do this?
133 00:12:27 You're a good student! You could ruin your future.
134 00:12:30 -True. There goes the college degree. -You're not helping!
135 00:12:34 -I just-- -Just what?
136 00:12:35 I was just doing a little side job.
137 00:12:37 Side job?
138 00:12:39 You have one job, and one job only. That is to study.
139 00:12:42 -I know, but-- -But what?
140 00:12:44 What could possibly be more important than studying?
141 00:12:49 Nothing, Mom.
142 00:12:51 Nothing.
143 00:12:52 -This is getting juicy. -What did he say? I can't hear.
144 00:12:56 You're not helping!
145 00:12:59 -I know I'm hard on you, but I'm-- -You're right, Mom.
146 00:13:03 You're right.
147 00:13:25 It's there?
148 00:13:27 This can't be right.
149 00:13:29 -Uh, what are we looking for again? -A teapot!
150 00:13:32 Open the door.
151 00:13:47 Good evening, gentlemen.
152 00:13:50 This area's off-limits.
153 00:13:52 Can I help you?
154 00:13:53 Yes, I believe you can.
155 00:13:58 Stop! Stop! Stop right there.
156 00:14:05 I'm afraid that's not going to happen.
157 00:14:11 - You're under arrest. - Hold on a minute, there.
158 00:14:44 I'll fix that later.
159 00:15:11 Aiya. She's late again.
160 00:15:14 Okay.
161 00:15:22 What? Oh, that old thing.
162 00:15:29 Well, well, well.
163 00:15:32 Look who decided to show up.
164 00:15:34 Starting to take me for granted, huh?
165 00:15:38 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
166 00:15:40 So, what do you think of the suit?
167 00:15:43 Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous Li Na Wang?
168 00:15:48 Good.
169 00:15:49 I think so too.
170 00:15:52 Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day.
171 00:15:54 How are we gonna do this? What am I gonna say?
172 00:15:59 Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din!
173 00:16:01 No, that's too strong.
174 00:16:05 Good evening, Li Na.
175 00:16:06 Will you allow me to kiss your hand?
176 00:16:11 Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din.
177 00:16:16 Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you.
178 00:16:18 Say, you look kind of familiar.
179 00:16:23 I got you a present. You still like kites?
180 00:16:26 What am I saying? Of course she still likes kites.
181 00:16:32 Be honest.
182 00:16:35 Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday.
183 00:16:37 I just want to say,
184 00:16:44 What?
185 00:16:48 Hold on, I can fix this. Oh, come on.
186 00:17:03 What was I thinking?
187 00:17:07 No, no, no!
188 00:17:21 I must look totally crazy.
189 00:17:26 I don't know what else to do.
190 00:17:29 I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,
191 00:17:33 and I'm trying my best,
192 00:17:34 trying to make everyone proud,
193 00:17:36 but the whole time it feels like something is missing.
194 00:17:49 I just wish I could keep our promise.
195 00:17:56 Tea is ready.
196 00:17:58 Wait, what? The tea is ready?
197 00:18:11 Greetings, great master!
198 00:18:13 The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted,
199 00:18:17 for I am LongZhu!
200 00:18:27 Oh, a peasant boy.
201 00:18:28 Well, this'll be easy.
202 00:18:31 Look, I know what you're thinking.
203 00:18:33 "Do my eyes deceive me? A super, all-powerful, magical Wish Dragon!"
204 00:18:38 "Could this be real?
205 00:18:40 Is magic real?"
206 00:18:42 Yes.
207 00:18:43 It's real.
208 00:18:46 Now that we got that out of the way, onto the important part.
209 00:18:53 Grandma! It's Din!
210 00:18:55 -I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! -No, no.
211 00:18:58 No, you're very much alive.
212 00:19:00 I am a magical Wish Dragon,
213 00:19:02 who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot.
214 00:19:05 And you, sir, are my master!
215 00:19:08 So, go ahead, wish away!
216 00:19:12 Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras?
217 00:19:16 -Great joke, guys. -Joke?
218 00:19:18 -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not.
219 00:19:23 Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold?
220 00:19:27 It shall be so.
221 00:19:28 Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom!
222 00:19:31 -It shall be so. -Whoa.
223 00:19:34 For the finest carriage in all the land?
224 00:19:37 Pow! It's yours!
225 00:19:38 The wings of a hawk!
226 00:19:41 Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right?
227 00:19:44 Or anything else
228 00:19:46 that your heart desires.
229 00:19:51 I'm thinking about starting one of those--Where they sell animals.
230 00:19:55 Pet-type stores.
231 00:19:56 You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog.
232 00:19:59 No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot.
233 00:20:03 Every time I try to make casual conversation,
234 00:20:06 you guys give me a hard time.
235 00:20:12 So, you're a Wish Dragon?
236 00:20:14 Yes.
237 00:20:16 How many wishes do I get?
238 00:20:17 You get three wishes.
239 00:20:21 -How do you fit in this teapot? -Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot.
240 00:20:26 So small. How old are you?
241 00:20:28 -That's not-- -Where'd you come from?
242 00:20:30 -All you need-- -Look at your arms.
243 00:20:32 Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it.
244 00:20:36 Oh, can you breathe fire?
245 00:20:42 Okay. Look, peasant boy.
246 00:20:44 I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend--
247 00:20:47 Whoa, you have to earn my friendship,
248 00:20:50 and frankly you're not doing a good job.
249 00:20:53 Listen carefully.
250 00:20:54 Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters
251 00:20:57 before they're free to enter the spirit world.
252 00:21:00 And you are the last one.
253 00:21:07 The sooner we get this over with, the better.
254 00:21:10 Have I made myself clear?
255 00:21:19 I'm terribly sorry, young man, but I need that teapot.
256 00:21:24 Uh, I-- I think it's his. Only the owner of the teapot can see me.
257 00:21:31 Well, I'm sure he won't miss it.
258 00:21:36 No way. I found it. Whoa!
259 00:21:57 Not good.
260 00:21:58 I wish I knew how to fight.
261 00:22:05 Come here.
262 00:22:07 That's a good teapot.
263 00:22:33 No, no, no, I didn't mean that.
264 00:22:35 I take it back.
265 00:22:37 Gimme that.
266 00:22:40 Teapot.
267 00:22:42 Give me that teapot right now.
268 00:22:56 Whoa, I just kicked through a door!
269 00:23:02 Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!
270 00:23:12 You little twerp!
271 00:23:32 I'm done asking nicely.
272 00:23:53 Are you telling me a teenage boy out-fought two full-grown men?
273 00:23:58 -Well, sir-- -Actually, three men.
274 00:24:00 -Two-and-a-half. -You should have seen him.
275 00:24:02 It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere.
276 00:24:05 I've never seen so many arms and legs.
277 00:24:09 This is not good.
278 00:24:10 The boy knows what he has.
279 00:24:12 Sir, if I may ask,
280 00:24:15 what exactly does he have?
281 00:24:17 That's none of your business. I'm paying you to find it.
282 00:24:21 -That is your only concern. -You haven't paid.
283 00:24:23 You'll be paid when I have the teapot, beyond your wildest dreams!
284 00:24:27 Do you understand?
285 00:24:29 Forgive our incompetence, sir.
286 00:24:32 But the boy did leave something behind.
287 00:24:34 It's only a matter of time before we find him.
288 00:24:44 Din, up now!
289 00:24:45 - How about a kick to the face?
290 00:24:47 - Huh? I said up!
291 00:24:53 -Ow. -Breakfast is on the table.
292 00:24:55 Thanks, Mom.
293 00:24:58 What a crazy dream.
294 00:25:11 Din, I'm working late tonight.
295 00:25:18 So, leftovers for dinner, okay?
296 00:25:23 Delicious.
297 00:25:26 So, leftovers for dinner.
298 00:25:29 Yeah.
299 00:25:30 Leftovers.
300 00:25:38 Stupid shoes.
301 00:25:41 Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
302 00:25:46 Din, why are you asking silly questions?
303 00:25:48 Eat. Okay, but seriously, Mom,
304 00:25:51 if you could wish for anything.
305 00:25:53 -A big house in the countryside? -Din, we went over this yesterday.
306 00:25:57 I want you to focus on your future.
307 00:26:00 That is what I wish for.
308 00:26:04 I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life.
309 00:26:08 Hmm. Good.
310 00:26:09 Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.
311 00:26:12 -What's that face? I know that.
312 00:26:14 -I don't have a face. What?
313 00:26:16 Go to school. Stop planning things.
314 00:26:29 Um, hello? Dragon thingy?
315 00:26:31 You in there?
316 00:26:35 Excellent work, peasant boy.
317 00:26:37 One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch.
318 00:26:40 What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu?
319 00:26:42 You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master.
320 00:26:48 You said "wish."
321 00:26:50 Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?
322 00:26:55 Cool.
323 00:26:56 Yes, it's all very cool.
324 00:26:58 So, onto that second wish.
325 00:27:00 Let me recommend the all-time favorite.
326 00:27:02 A giant pile of gold!
327 00:27:11 Hey, stop rushing me.
328 00:27:14 Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes.
329 00:27:17 Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!
330 00:27:21 Why would I need an army?
331 00:27:24 You're quite a simple fellow.
332 00:27:26 Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love.
333 00:27:30 I can allow you to speak with a loved one
334 00:27:33 on the other side of China!
335 00:27:35 I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away.
336 00:27:39 -There's a wall here. It's cool, but--
337 00:27:41 -You mean, like, a cell phone?
338 00:27:45 What dark magic is this?
339 00:27:47 Where is the tiny orchestra?
340 00:27:48 How do they fit in this metal box?
341 00:27:51 Two wishes. Anything I want.
342 00:27:54 The birthday party.
343 00:27:55 I know what I want.
344 00:27:57 Wait, a wish?
345 00:27:58 Yeah, yeah, a wish.
346 00:28:00 Excellent.
347 00:28:09 A giant metal bird?
348 00:28:12 -What are you doing?
349 00:28:14 -Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!
350 00:28:18 What are you doing?
351 00:28:20 If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus.
352 00:28:23 The "bus"?
353 00:28:23 Is that some kind of animal?
354 00:28:25 -How long have you been in that teapot?
355 00:28:27 -Is it still the Qing Dynasty?
356 00:28:30 -Ooh! -Long!
357 00:28:31 How did you get in there?
358 00:28:34 Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant.
359 00:28:36 It's not a little man. It's television.
360 00:28:40 What's this?
361 00:28:42 Car.
362 00:28:43 Ah, the spoils of war on display?
363 00:28:47 - What is this invisible force-- -Glass!
364 00:28:50 -What purpose-- -Stop light.
365 00:28:51 -What in the world? -Ice cream.
366 00:28:54 -How is this-- -Electricity.
367 00:28:55 -I know it's all amazing-- -Amazing?
368 00:28:57 When you've been around as long as I have,
369 00:29:00 there's nothing in this world that could amaze--
370 00:29:04 "Shrimp chips."
371 00:29:06 Peasant food, no doubt.
372 00:29:11 Magnificent!
373 00:29:14 Okay, we're here.
374 00:29:16 -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there.
375 00:29:20 Get where?
376 00:29:22 Great Wall of China!
377 00:29:25 A giant chariot made of steel and glass!
378 00:29:27 Long, this is bus. Come on.
379 00:29:29 -Out of the way. -My word!
380 00:29:33 -And watch your step. Carefully. -Thank you, kind sir.
381 00:29:45 That's more like it.
382 00:29:47 Long, what are you doing?
383 00:29:49 Getting a personal carriage.
384 00:29:50 I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus.
385 00:29:55 Did you just steal my money?
386 00:30:00 -Hey, where did you get this? -You know, magic.
387 00:30:07 I, uh, had a really big lunch.
388 00:30:15 This is more like it!
389 00:30:23 Uh, what is this? Traffic.
390 00:30:25 Traffic.
391 00:30:26 -That some kind of national holiday? -Ha!
392 00:30:30 You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
393 00:30:41 The sun is moving faster than us.
394 00:30:45 This is worse than my teapot.
395 00:30:48 Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just--
396 00:30:52 Yes, go ahead.
397 00:30:53 Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic!
398 00:30:56 Look, Din, you're gonna have to use--
399 00:30:59 You're gonna have to--
400 00:31:00 You're going to have to--
401 00:31:02 You're gonna have to use--
402 00:31:05 Use a wish!
403 00:31:06 You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go!
404 00:31:09 Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all!
405 00:31:13 You know, Long, we'll get there eventually.
406 00:31:16 Even if it takes all day.
407 00:31:19 All day?
408 00:31:21 I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks.
409 00:31:24 If only I had a magical dragon that could fly.
410 00:31:27 I know what you're trying. Not gonna work.
411 00:31:29 I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic.
412 00:31:33 Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait?
413 00:31:39 Not gonna work, Din.
414 00:31:43 Use your wish, Din.
415 00:32:04 Fine!
416 00:32:23 Careful what you don't wish for.
417 00:32:24 -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to--
418 00:32:27 -Fly everywhere?
419 00:32:28 You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?
420 00:32:32 Well, that's very-- Ah!
421 00:32:38 Anyways, where are we going?
422 00:32:40 Ah, there it is! Down there.
423 00:32:48 We're here.
424 00:32:49 -Wishing time. -Ah!
425 00:32:51 Excellent. I see where this is going.
426 00:32:54 Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that--
427 00:33:00 Uh, what are you do--
428 00:33:02 Quit goofing off. This is serious.
429 00:33:05 Okay, what's the wish?
430 00:33:06 Okay, you see her?
431 00:33:08 Hi, good evening.
432 00:33:09 -Thank you for coming. -Li Na, happy birthday.
433 00:33:12 How are you?
434 00:33:13 That's my second wish, Long.
435 00:33:15 -I wish-- -Stop, stop, stop!
436 00:33:18 -I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not--
437 00:33:21 Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill,
438 00:33:24 and it pains me to inform you, not really,
439 00:33:26 I can't make people fall in love with you.
440 00:33:28 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.
441 00:33:31 She's my best friend.
442 00:33:32 That's my wish.
443 00:33:34 I want my friend back.
444 00:33:39 Wait, rewind.
445 00:33:40 You can wish for anything in the whole world,
446 00:33:44 and you waste it on a friend?
447 00:33:48 What could be more important?
448 00:33:51 -Is that a trick question? -No.
449 00:33:53 Literally anything else.
450 00:33:57 Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade,
451 00:33:59 an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
452 00:34:03 Oh! That's right.
453 00:34:05 Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. I haven't explained everything.
454 00:34:09 Down, please.
455 00:34:12 Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
456 00:34:17 A lonely boy waits after school. Me.
457 00:34:20 Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor.
458 00:34:26 This should be so easy.
459 00:34:28 Three wishes and I'm done. But no,
460 00:34:31 I get stuck with this simpleton.
461 00:34:33 Just look at him with his mindless grin.
462 00:34:35 So naive. So ignorant.
463 00:34:37 So stupid.
464 00:34:40 Why?
465 00:34:42 What have I done to deserve this?
466 00:34:44 And then she drove away and I never saw her again.
467 00:34:50 It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it.
468 00:34:56 I can't make people fall in love.
469 00:34:59 Why would I make someone your friend?
470 00:35:01 What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party.
471 00:35:05 A wish! Why didn't you just say so?
472 00:35:07 Yeah, I wish to be a princeling.
473 00:35:09 All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so!
474 00:35:14 Done and done. Now, onto that final wish.
475 00:35:20 What is this?
476 00:35:23 What? I made you a prince.
477 00:35:25 No, no, I said princeling.
478 00:35:27 Like one of those guys with the fancy suit,
479 00:35:30 the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car,
480 00:35:33 the personal assistant--
481 00:35:35 That's like ten different wishes. You have two.
482 00:35:38 Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today?
483 00:35:41 You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours?
484 00:35:45 I don't care about that.
485 00:35:46 I just need to reconnect with Li Na.
486 00:35:49 She won't care if I'm poor.
487 00:35:52 I'm sorry I'm laughing, but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
488 00:35:57 Of course she'll care.
489 00:35:58 Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours.
490 00:36:01 Shoot me with your magic juice.
491 00:36:05 Fine, 24 hours.
492 00:36:09 Perfect!
493 00:36:10 And the car.
494 00:36:14 Perfect.
495 00:36:15 And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours.
496 00:36:25 Long, you look good as a human.
497 00:36:27 Now, walking can be tricky, but--
498 00:36:30 Okay, party time.
499 00:36:43 Good afternoon. I'd like to inquire about a customer.
500 00:36:55 Follow me.
501 00:37:14 Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people.
502 00:37:17 The servants' entrance is around back.
503 00:37:26 This is amazing.
504 00:37:28 Oh, you got in.
505 00:37:29 -I've never been so humiliated in-- -Coat check, thank you.
506 00:37:35 There she is.
507 00:37:38 important.
508 00:37:40 -Li Na. -It's so good to see you again.
509 00:37:42 How does it feel to be 19, dear?
510 00:37:45 Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately--
511 00:37:49 Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup?
512 00:37:53 Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing.
513 00:37:57 -Where's your father? -Li Na?
514 00:37:59 I'll have him sign the contract.
515 00:38:01 -Li Na! -It's so great to see you again!
516 00:38:04 I want to talk about your future.
517 00:38:06 I've been thinking about my future.
518 00:38:08 Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part.
519 00:38:12 -Yeah, I'm not sure-- -That's great!
520 00:38:14 I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP.
521 00:38:16 -Happy birthday! -It's so--
522 00:38:19 Oh, it's you, Buckley.
523 00:38:20 We're halfway through the list. You're doing great.
524 00:38:23 Yeah, great. Any word from my dad?
525 00:38:25 He's working hard, just like we are.
526 00:38:28 So, how about a little bit less of this,
527 00:38:30 and more of this!
528 00:38:32 All right, Din. Here we go.
529 00:38:34 Got it. Game face.
530 00:38:37 -Whoo. Here we go! -Hi, Li Na! Happy--
531 00:38:39 Hi, it's so great to see you again.
532 00:38:42 -Oh, i feel that same way. So-- -This is just the greatest day of my life.
533 00:38:47 Uh, wow, you too?
534 00:38:48 Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something.
535 00:38:52 -Hi, it's so good to see you again. -Actually, we never met.
536 00:38:55 -If I may? -Hi, it's so great to see you again.
537 00:39:01 So, how's your best friend?
538 00:39:05 She didn't even recognize me.
539 00:39:07 Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right?
540 00:39:09 I'll have two to go.
541 00:39:12 Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.
542 00:39:19 There she is.
543 00:39:20 And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage.
544 00:39:24 Calling Mr. Wang!
545 00:39:25 -Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. -Mr. Wang?
546 00:39:28 Mr. Wang, come on down!
547 00:39:30 I'm sure he'll be here any second.
548 00:39:33 Mr. Wang.
549 00:39:34 Wang? Do I have the right name?
550 00:39:36 What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday?
551 00:39:40 - I know. - Come on.
552 00:39:42 - We gotta do something. - Mic was on. I apologize.
553 00:39:45 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here.
554 00:39:49 It's time for the entertainment portion.
555 00:39:52 Long, make some smoke. Lights.
556 00:39:55 From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before.
557 00:40:00 Introducing the great master!
558 00:40:06 Trained in the art of Dragon Style.
559 00:40:37 Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye!
560 00:40:40 Personal assistant.
561 00:40:42 Never been so insulted.
562 00:40:43 Lucky number eight!
563 00:40:49 You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you?
564 00:40:53 Uh, no.
565 00:40:55 No.
566 00:40:57 Oh, no.
567 00:40:58 What's a man like you doing all by himself?
568 00:41:02 So true. Who needs wine when you have good company?
569 00:41:06 I believe you've misunder--
570 00:41:13 Sorry, must run.
571 00:41:19 Li Na?
572 00:41:21 Oh, handsome?
573 00:41:24 Playing hard to get, I see.
574 00:41:29 Water. Water. I just need water.
575 00:41:41 Refreshing.
576 00:41:53 Where's that kid?
577 00:42:08 Hello?
578 00:42:10 -Li Na, is that you? -Go away. I'm busy.
579 00:42:14 Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy.
580 00:42:17 Yes, very busy.
581 00:42:21 I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
582 00:42:29 I know what you were trying to do.
583 00:42:33 Thanks.
584 00:42:41 Are you okay?
585 00:42:44 Yeah.
586 00:42:45 I'm fine.
587 00:42:49 Here, take this.
588 00:42:51 Thank you.
589 00:42:59 just one night out of the whole year,
590 00:43:03 I thought maybe he could make time.
591 00:43:06 I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.
592 00:43:09 I'm sorry.
593 00:43:11 This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this.
594 00:43:19 Here, you got a little something on your face.
595 00:43:26 Yeah, it's not really coming off.
596 00:43:30 I'm sorry.
597 00:43:32 I must look totally crazy.
598 00:43:34 No, no.
599 00:43:37 don't know what else to do.
600 00:43:39 It's like, I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,
601 00:43:44 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud,
602 00:43:54 Something is missing.
603 00:43:58 Exactly.
604 00:44:04 There you are, snake eyes.
605 00:44:08 I'm sorry, do I--
606 00:44:12 Oh, jeez, are you okay?
607 00:44:14 I'm fine.
608 00:44:18 Here.
609 00:44:20 Thanks.
610 00:44:23 I'm sorry for being so rude.
611 00:44:25 I don't think I got your name earlier.
612 00:44:27 Have we met before?
613 00:44:35 I'm--
614 00:44:36 There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness.
615 00:44:39 Just in time. Your father will be here any second.
616 00:44:42 -He made it? -Uh, yes.
617 00:44:48 Li Na! There you are.
618 00:44:51 -Oh. Hi, Dad.
619 00:44:52 -Buckley informs me the party was perfect.
620 00:44:55 Oh! Uh, yes, it was.
621 00:44:57 -Thank you, Dad. -You had a good time?
622 00:44:59 Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to
623 00:45:06 connections.
624 00:45:08 Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go.
625 00:45:10 Here, I brought you something special.
626 00:45:15 -Here you are. -Go ahead. Open it!
627 00:45:17 I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai.
628 00:45:21 It's true.
629 00:45:22 -I know you appreciate something special.
630 00:45:24 -Oh, of course. Just as much as last year.
631 00:45:28 Thank you, Dad.
632 00:45:30 Oh, uh, did I? Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I--
633 00:45:33 Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right?
634 00:45:41 Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.
635 00:45:44 Here you are.
636 00:45:45 Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex.
637 00:45:49 And what's the family business?
638 00:45:53 Uh, dumplings!
639 00:45:54 I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general.
640 00:45:58 All of them.
641 00:46:00 Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself.
642 00:46:02 You two should have lunch.
643 00:46:04 -Dad! -Uh, yes.
644 00:46:07 -Of course. I'd love that. -Excellent.
645 00:46:09 Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners.
646 00:46:12 I didn't get your name.
647 00:46:17 -Dan. -Pleasure to meet you, Dan.
648 00:46:19 Where would you like to go?
649 00:46:21 The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation--
650 00:46:24 -Excuse me, sir. A very important call. -Just give me a few minutes.
651 00:46:30 Sir, they said they need to talk now.
652 00:46:34 Put them on.
653 00:46:35 Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting.
654 00:46:39 So, um, would you really like to--
655 00:46:42 Yes.
656 00:46:43 Yeah.
657 00:46:45 See you tomorrow, Dan.
658 00:46:49 We talked and it was just like old times.
659 00:46:52 We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it?
660 00:46:55 I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is.
661 00:46:57 Everything is going to plan!
662 00:46:59 Oh, really, Dan.
663 00:47:02 Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right.
664 00:47:04 You're not gonna, because there is no right time.
665 00:47:07 You're the peasant, she's the princess.
666 00:47:10 Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.
667 00:47:14 -Good? -No, not good. Terribly.
668 00:47:17 Horribly!
669 00:47:17 Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status.
670 00:47:22 Why'd you lie?
671 00:47:25 I'll tell you.
672 00:47:26 Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart.
673 00:47:30 You should learn to have faith in humanity.
674 00:47:33 I've been around for 1,000 years.
675 00:47:35 I know how humans work. Not you.
676 00:47:37 -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem.
677 00:47:40 I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand
678 00:47:43 the power of human friendship.
679 00:47:45 It's okay.
680 00:47:46 I'll be your first and only friend. Come here.
681 00:47:49 I had a million friends when I was human.
682 00:47:51 Oh, no.
683 00:47:54 Long,
684 00:47:55 -were you a-- -Yes, yes, I was human.
685 00:47:57 For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot?
686 00:48:01 And I was the best human ever!
687 00:48:03 One of the most beloved, respected lords in history!
688 00:48:07 You know why?
689 00:48:09 -You had a lot of friends? -No!
690 00:48:11 I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it.
691 00:48:15 Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you?
692 00:48:19 We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit
693 00:48:21 for everything after I died.
694 00:48:24 You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon?
695 00:48:27 Yes, as a reward.
696 00:48:29 -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy.
697 00:48:32 So, if you would just use your last wish,
698 00:48:35 and wish for the same thing as every other master,
699 00:48:38 then I can be done
700 00:48:39 and leave this wretched world.
701 00:48:42 And finally return back to heaven,
702 00:48:44 where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.
703 00:48:50 They have parades in heaven?
704 00:48:53 My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world.
705 00:48:57 Including yours.
706 00:48:58 Use it.
707 00:49:01 So, that's what you've learned after all these years?
708 00:49:05 Yes.
709 00:49:13 Crap, ten o'clock? My mom's getting off work.
710 00:49:15 Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go!
711 00:49:20 Sir, surely you can extend the loan one more week.
712 00:49:23 I promise, I can pay you back, sir.
713 00:49:26 Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you.
714 00:49:29 This company is my life's work. I have a family and a respons--
715 00:49:35 -Is everything all right, sir? -It's fine.
716 00:49:39 just don't tell Li Na about any of this.
717 00:50:06 Well, have you found it?
718 00:50:08 We've located the boy's apartment, sir.
719 00:50:11 Yes, and?
720 00:50:12 There's no way he can come or go without being caught.
721 00:50:16 Good.
722 00:50:21 Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal.
723 00:50:24 -Lights on. -Think you can bring Li Na to this dump?
724 00:50:26 Quiet, you! Homework out.
725 00:50:28 Her fridge is bigger than this apartment.
726 00:50:30 If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything.
727 00:50:34 She's here!
728 00:50:38 Uh, your suit.
729 00:50:39 Huh? Oh, no!
730 00:50:45 Hello, Mother. Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?
731 00:50:49 No, it's freezing.
732 00:50:54 studying. Okay. Here.
733 00:50:56 -I'll heat you up some leftovers. -Li Na will love leftovers.
734 00:51:00 -Hey, stop it! -Stop what?
735 00:51:03 Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine.
736 00:51:05 You don't seem fine.
737 00:51:08 -How was school? -Great. School was great.
738 00:51:11 You lie to everyone, not just yourself.
739 00:51:13 -Leave me alone. -Fine.
740 00:51:23 Din, I'm going to ask you a question.
741 00:51:26 Remember, I'm your mother.
742 00:51:28 You can tell me the truth.
743 00:51:34 drinking alcohol?
744 00:51:36 -No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking.
745 00:51:38 -Where are you hiding it?
746 00:51:39 Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school!
747 00:51:43 -You're acting crazy all the time. -Mom!
748 00:51:45 I am your mother! I know when something is wrong.
749 00:51:48 -What is it? -Nothing is wrong!
750 00:51:50 Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help.
751 00:51:54 Mom, you can't.
752 00:51:56 Believe me.
753 00:51:58 You can't.
754 00:52:00 Go to your room.
755 00:52:01 Don't come out if you're going to disrespect me.
756 00:52:03 -I wasn't-- -Go!
757 00:52:05 Fine!
758 00:52:09 I hate this place.
759 00:52:16 -They're really going at it. -Bring that chair.
760 00:52:19 Popcorn, anyone?
761 00:52:20 I can hear you.
762 00:52:26 Din.
763 00:52:28 Here.
764 00:52:36 you need a real dinner.
765 00:52:39 Thanks.
766 00:52:41 Sorry, Mom.
767 00:53:08 Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry?
768 00:53:17 -It's him! Wake up! -Huh? Huh?
769 00:53:19 -Hey, boss! Boss! -Hey, boss!
770 00:53:21 - Boss! - The boy!
771 00:53:37 Impossible.
772 00:53:44 Okay, Din. You can do this.
773 00:53:46 Just tell her the truth.
774 00:53:49 Good evening, sir.
775 00:53:53 -Oh, hey, Dan! -Hey!
776 00:53:55 -Sir, may I take your jacket? -My jacket? I just got this.
777 00:54:00 Good one, Dan.
778 00:54:03 Yeah, good one. Sure. I have plenty more of these at home.
779 00:54:07 -Thank you. Here you are. -Here.
780 00:54:12 Sorry about all the fuss.
781 00:54:14 My dad insists on "only the best."
782 00:54:18 Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you.
783 00:54:21 I know what you're gonna say.
784 00:54:23 -You do? -Yes.
785 00:54:25 It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family
786 00:54:31 that you enjoy talking to, right?
787 00:54:33 -Oh. -Madame, your table is ready.
788 00:54:36 Right. Respectable.
789 00:54:39 Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family.
790 00:54:42 No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned.
791 00:54:44 -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help.
792 00:54:45 You were from royalty. Tell me what to do.
793 00:54:48 Fine. Do exactly what I say.
794 00:54:50 -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow--
795 00:54:54 You shouldn't let commoners talk to you.
796 00:54:57 -Really? -Sir, I just--
797 00:54:59 wanted to offer you a hot
798 00:55:01 towel. Sir, you just--
799 00:55:05 Madame, your table.
800 00:55:07 Demand another table, claiming it's far superior.
801 00:55:10 Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one.
802 00:55:16 This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres.
803 00:55:20 Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table.
804 00:55:26 Dan, you're such a funny guy.
805 00:55:28 Funny? Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable.
806 00:55:38 You're too good. I'm gonna cry.
807 00:55:40 I would have her executed for mocking royalty.
808 00:55:43 I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting,
809 00:55:46 but how about somewhere else?
810 00:55:48 Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this?
811 00:55:51 Not good enough?
812 00:55:53 -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something.
813 00:55:55 May I take your order?
814 00:55:57 -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
815 00:56:01 Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu.
816 00:56:04 -Better make that three. -Good!
817 00:56:06 As you wish, sir.
818 00:56:08 So, listen, Dan, about last night,
819 00:56:10 sorry for acting so weird.
820 00:56:13 To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened.
821 00:56:17 Ignore her and she's yours.
822 00:56:19 Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else.
823 00:56:22 All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make.
824 00:56:26 -It's almost an art form. -Are you listening to anything I said?
825 00:56:32 Not a word.
826 00:56:35 Um, okay, well,
827 00:56:39 We're close, Din. Tell her how many palaces you own.
828 00:56:41 Let me stop you. Did I tell you just how respectable my family is?
829 00:56:46 -Your first entree. -Thanks.
830 00:56:48 For nothing.
831 00:56:50 Dan! You know what?
832 00:56:52 -You're just not who I thought you were.
833 00:56:55 -Wait, Li Na.
834 00:56:56 I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives.
835 00:56:59 -I can explain. -What now?
836 00:57:03 We should go for that walk.
837 00:57:08 Maybe a run!
838 00:57:10 Bon appetit!
839 00:57:12 Surprise!
840 00:57:17 Hop on.
841 00:57:22 Fine.
842 00:57:24 Who were those men?
843 00:57:26 Gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom.
844 00:57:35 Come on. This way.
845 00:57:38 Oh, no.
846 00:57:40 You've always wanted to be in a street fight.
847 00:57:42 - Help. - No!
848 00:57:44 - Stay calm. - Come on, please.
849 00:57:46 Dan?
850 00:57:48 Look what I found!
851 00:57:54 Look at me. How did I become a piñata?
852 00:57:57 -I think we lost them. -Good.
853 00:57:59 So, when exactly were you going to apologize, Dan?
854 00:58:09 The other way! Other way!
855 00:58:14 Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry.
856 00:58:19 Sorry for what exactly?
857 00:58:20 Sorry for acting like such a jerk.
858 00:58:23 Apology accepted.
859 00:58:25 Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face!
860 00:58:28 Kick him!
861 00:58:33 Hand over the teapot, kid.
862 00:58:40 I didn't sign up for this. If you made your last wish, we--
863 00:58:43 Oh, no.
864 00:58:48 This literally could not get any wo--
865 00:58:57 -Good one. -Ah. Thanks.
866 00:58:58 Eat metal, dirt bag!
867 00:58:59 How do you like them apples, huh?
868 00:59:02 Crap!
869 00:59:11 Incoming!
870 00:59:31 Trust me.
871 00:59:33 -Li Na, I think we're gonna have to-- -Jump!
872 00:59:41 Don't worry. We got this.
873 00:59:57 Oh, no!
874 00:59:59 Oh, my God!
875 01:00:07 You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date.
876 01:00:13 Oh, no!
877 01:00:27 -Are you okay? -I think so.
878 01:00:37 I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
879 01:00:42 Oh, boy.
880 01:00:45 What happened?
881 01:00:46 Time's up, Dan.
882 01:00:47 What happened? Well, we jumped off a building.
883 01:00:50 We almost died.
884 01:00:52 -Your 24 hours are over. -We beat up some gangsters.
885 01:00:54 -No. -Okay, that was mostly you.
886 01:00:56 You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.
887 01:01:02 Reflexes.
888 01:01:05 Wait, what happened to your suit?
889 01:01:10 Look, Li Na.
890 01:01:15 something I need to tell you.
891 01:01:17 You have one more wish. You don't have to do this.
892 01:01:22 My real name isn't Dan.
893 01:01:25 Din.
894 01:01:28 You're Din.
895 01:01:32 I'm sorry.
896 01:01:35 why did you lie?
897 01:01:39 I was worried that if you found out it was, well,
898 01:01:42 just me,
899 01:01:45 everything would end.
900 01:01:48 So, you still live around here?
901 01:01:52 Yeah.
902 01:01:52 In that same old shikumen?
903 01:01:56 Yeah.
904 01:01:58 I told you this wouldn't end well.
905 01:02:01 Wait.
906 01:02:02 I remember this alley.
907 01:02:04 We used to take a shortcut through here on the way home from school.
908 01:02:09 Uh, yeah.
909 01:02:10 And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams.
910 01:02:14 Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu!
911 01:02:17 Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang.
912 01:02:19 -Do you remember-- -One buck, two yams. No bargaining!
913 01:02:22 -Some things never change. -Here.
914 01:02:24 Sold! Next.
915 01:02:26 - Ow, ow. - Move!
916 01:02:29 So good!
917 01:02:38 No way!
918 01:02:39 Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!
919 01:02:46 Hey, Din, what do you think about a little race?
920 01:02:49 -Three, two, one, go! -What?
921 01:02:51 Hey!
922 01:02:56 Okay.
923 01:02:57 Not fair.
924 01:03:07 So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner.
925 01:03:13 Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea.
926 01:03:16 -Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? -Hi, Mrs. Song.
927 01:03:19 I'm sorry. Do I know you?
928 01:03:22 Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise!
929 01:03:25 We have an unexpected visitor.
930 01:03:31 A girl? That's why you're acting crazy?
931 01:03:34 All this time worried you were drugged out in some internet cafe.
932 01:03:38 It was a girl.
933 01:03:39 -It's Li Na! -Just a--
934 01:03:43 Hi.
935 01:03:44 Li Na?
936 01:03:45 What are you doing here?
937 01:03:47 Just visiting an old friend.
938 01:03:53 Well, where are my manners? Come in.
939 01:03:56 You and I are not finished.
940 01:03:58 -She's so pretty now. -Like a princess.
941 01:04:01 Well, her nose is a little flat.
942 01:04:03 Start with this.
943 01:04:05 -You really shouldn't go to-- -You're skinnier than a broom handle.
944 01:04:09 -I wasn't expecting-- -Li Na!
945 01:04:11 Did you know Din puts flowers on Clucky's grave every year?
946 01:04:15 Mr. Huang, cut it out.
947 01:04:16 I did not know that.
948 01:04:18 He's so cute. He even cries a little.
949 01:04:20 I am not crying. I am mourning.
950 01:04:23 -He even brings flowers. -A tiny bouquet!
951 01:05:09 Come in.
952 01:05:16 What? You're saying that's not my son?
953 01:05:18 You knew. Don't lie to me.
954 01:05:20 You were lying to me this whole time.
955 01:05:23 You just wanted to inherit my dad's business.
956 01:05:26 - Right. I will. - I know what you did!
957 01:05:29 You think you can fool me?
958 01:05:31 I saw you with that guy.
959 01:05:32 You have no idea.
960 01:05:34 I should've listened to my mother.
961 01:05:36 -I am your mother. -No!
962 01:05:41 Here.
963 01:05:44 Oh, wow. Oh! It's like a time machine up here.
964 01:05:46 Yeah, sorry.
965 01:05:47 This is the only place I can get peace and quiet.
966 01:05:50 You'll never have peace.
967 01:05:52 Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you!
968 01:05:56 No, Clucky! You're dead.
969 01:05:57 Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see tears now?
970 01:06:00 I regret nothing. You were delicious.
971 01:06:02 You're gonna know what regret tastes like.
972 01:06:05 Get away from me, you ghost chicken.
973 01:06:07 -Why did you eat me? -It was Li Na. She made me do it.
974 01:06:11 Selling me out.
975 01:06:12 -That's cold. -It was your idea.
976 01:06:16 Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.
977 01:06:20 Yeah.
978 01:06:24 Here.
979 01:06:31 Hey, do you remember that promise we made?
980 01:06:34 -The pinky-- -Of course!
981 01:06:40 Year by year,
982 01:06:46 swear.
983 01:06:56 -God! -Are you okay?
984 01:06:57 I'm fine. I'm fine.
985 01:07:00 Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face.
986 01:07:03 So embarrassing.
987 01:07:04 Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that,
988 01:07:07 I almost fell over.
989 01:07:10 But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back.
990 01:07:14 But, you know, giant and glowing, and super glamorous.
991 01:07:19 Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, though.
992 01:07:25 What do you say we go for a real date?
993 01:07:27 No Dan or any of that.
994 01:07:35 Sorry.
995 01:07:38 Where have you been? The shoot starts in an hour!
996 01:07:41 What happened to your hair? I'm sending a car!
997 01:07:54 but I have to go.
998 01:07:56 -Thanks for letting me borrow this. -Keep it till next time.
999 01:08:01 No, really, I--
1000 01:08:10 Din,
1001 01:08:11 the truth is, I have this whole other life now.
1002 01:08:16 You know? A career.
1003 01:08:18 A future that my dad worked really hard for.
1004 01:08:23 Certain expectations I have to meet.
1005 01:08:28 Let me guess.
1006 01:08:29 I don't meet those expectations.
1007 01:08:34 You don't understand.
1008 01:08:39 realistic.
1009 01:08:42 I'm sorry.
1010 01:09:06 Hey, Din.
1011 01:09:09 Did you know that shrimp chips
1012 01:09:10 don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients?
1013 01:09:15 Okay.
1014 01:09:31 But you're older now.
1015 01:09:33 And,
1016 01:09:35 well,
1017 01:09:36 you have to be realistic.
1018 01:09:42 Din.
1019 01:09:48 Good news, Long.
1020 01:09:50 You can finally be rid of me.
1021 01:09:52 I'm ready for my third wish.
1022 01:09:54 You are?
1023 01:09:55 Make me rich. Piles of gold.
1024 01:09:58 However you do it.
1025 01:09:59 -But-- -I thought it wouldn't matter.
1026 01:10:02 That she wouldn't care.
1027 01:10:06 That was stupid.
1028 01:10:08 Give me the gold, and I can have some of that good life.
1029 01:10:11 People will treat me with respect.
1030 01:10:14 Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then.
1031 01:10:20 Are you sure?
1032 01:10:21 Am I sure?
1033 01:10:22 You've been telling me to make this wish since we met.
1034 01:10:25 Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong.
1035 01:10:28 There you go, that's my wish.
1036 01:10:30 Just grant it, and you can go back to your spirit world
1037 01:10:33 and your stupid parade in the sky.
1038 01:10:39 Just grant the wish, Long.
1039 01:10:51 What?
1040 01:10:54 Din,
1041 01:10:56 I'll grant your wish.
1042 01:10:59 But first,
1043 01:11:00 there's something I need to show you.
1044 01:11:07 You found the boy.
1045 01:11:09 Where is he?
1046 01:11:10 -At the Pearl Tower, sir. -Yeah, with a girl.
1047 01:11:13 -But I'm afraid he escaped again. -What? How?
1048 01:11:16 Hey, that doesn't belong to you.
1049 01:11:21 Listen to me. I am out of time. I need--
1050 01:11:28 -Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at-- -I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk.
1051 01:11:33 Of course.
1052 01:11:34 -I'm just on a very important call. -Dad.
1053 01:11:37 Please.
1054 01:11:38 Sir.
1055 01:11:41 Do you remember when we lived in that old shikumen?
1056 01:11:44 -I know we didn't have much but-- -Don't worry, Li Na.
1057 01:11:48 We'll never go back to that life.
1058 01:11:50 But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?
1059 01:11:54 Wha-- Where is all this coming from?
1060 01:11:58 the one you arranged a date with,
1061 01:12:00 that was Din.
1062 01:12:03 From our old neighborhood?
1063 01:12:05 Yes.
1064 01:12:06 And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower.
1065 01:12:10 Yes, and I know what you'll say.
1066 01:12:12 You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind,
1067 01:12:16 but the truth is, I think we might be happier if--
1068 01:12:20 Li Na, everything's going to be all right.
1069 01:12:22 I'm gonna go talk with Din.
1070 01:12:24 -What? -Bring the van in two minutes.
1071 01:12:26 Dad, are you okay?
1072 01:12:28 -What's going on? -Don't worry.
1073 01:12:31 I'm going to fix everything.
1074 01:12:49 Dad.
1075 01:12:52 Long?
1076 01:12:53 Where are you going?
1077 01:12:58 What is this place?
1078 01:13:11 - Whoa. - This was my home.
1079 01:13:16 I was born into royalty.
1080 01:13:19 I learned from a young age that gold
1081 01:13:22 is power.
1082 01:13:24 So, I set my sights on expanding my fortune
1083 01:13:28 and let nothing stand in my way.
1084 01:13:40 My daughters were married to the finest families,
1085 01:13:43 to expand the kingdom's glory.
1086 01:13:48 And my son,
1087 01:13:50 I sent off to win treasure.
1088 01:13:55 He came home a hero.
1089 01:13:59 Soon, I had more gold, more land,
1090 01:14:02 and more monuments than any lord who had come before me.
1091 01:14:07 And yet,
1092 01:14:09 as I laid on my deathbed,
1093 01:14:11 I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family.
1094 01:14:15 But there was none.
1095 01:14:18 With my last breath, I cursed all who had forgotten me.
1096 01:14:22 I arrived at the gates to the spirit world
1097 01:14:25 and awaited a great procession to welcome me.
1098 01:14:30 I demand you open this!
1099 01:14:32 Instead, the gods transformed me into a Wish Dragon.
1100 01:14:36 Not as a reward,
1101 01:14:38 but as a punishment.
1102 01:14:39 I was imprisoned and sent down to Earth
1103 01:14:42 to serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life.
1104 01:14:51 And to be honest,
1105 01:14:53 all these years,
1106 01:14:54 all these masters,
1107 01:14:56 I have been failing.
1108 01:15:00 Until I met you.
1109 01:15:02 I don't know the meaning of life.
1110 01:15:04 But the things you care about,
1111 01:15:06 your friends, your family,
1112 01:15:09 are worth more than anything I ever possessed.
1113 01:15:11 And no amount of gold can ever buy that.
1114 01:15:19 It's your wish, Din.
1115 01:15:22 Make sure it's what you really want.
1116 01:15:29 Din.
1117 01:15:30 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?
1118 01:15:32 Please, give me that. I don't have time for any more games.
1119 01:15:36 They work for you?
1120 01:15:38 No one's going to get hurt, but I need those--
1121 01:15:47 Long!
1122 01:16:02 Stay away from my friend.
1123 01:16:17 Finally, I'm saved.
1124 01:16:26 What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid.
1125 01:16:29 I've been bowing to others my entire life.
1126 01:16:33 And now, everyone will bow to me.
1127 01:16:37 No! No! No! No!
1128 01:16:44 - Mr. Wang. - Dragon, I summon you.
1129 01:16:49 Din, Din!
1130 01:16:51 I'm your master now.
1131 01:16:54 And I know my first wish.
1132 01:17:19 Dad?
1133 01:17:20 No! Oh, my God.
1134 01:17:22 What happened to you?
1135 01:17:24 -Din! -Get in the teapot.
1136 01:17:27 Dad!
1137 01:17:29 -Li Na. -No, no, no.
1138 01:17:31 Call an ambulance! You're gonna be okay.
1139 01:17:35 Li Na, listen to me.
1140 01:17:37 I'm sorry.
1141 01:17:39 I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt.
1142 01:17:45 I wanted you to have everything.
1143 01:17:49 And now,
1144 01:17:51 I've left you with nothing.
1145 01:17:53 No.
1146 01:17:54 I never needed any of that.
1147 01:17:57 All I ever wanted was my dad.
1148 01:18:01 All I wanted was you.
1149 01:18:30 One touch and you're done, kid.
1150 01:18:45 Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him. Touch him good.
1151 01:18:51 Ooh, sparks.
1152 01:18:59 Long, I summon you.
1153 01:19:01 Din!
1154 01:19:08 Uh, dragon guy? I summon you.
1155 01:19:11 Din! Din?
1156 01:19:13 Din!
1157 01:19:14 I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store.
1158 01:19:17 Puppies?
1159 01:19:18 Yes, puppies!
1160 01:19:19 It shall be so!
1161 01:19:25 Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy.
1162 01:19:27 No, bad Teddy! Bad boy!
1163 01:19:37 Hey, boss! I got the teapot!
1164 01:19:39 Don't let the boy get it!
1165 01:19:41 -Help us! Summon the dragon!
1166 01:19:43 -Wish for something! A gun, anything!
1167 01:19:45 Wish?
1168 01:19:46 Dragon? Summon?
1169 01:19:50 -Dragon guy. -Huh?
1170 01:19:51 I wish I had longer legs.
1171 01:19:54 Um, okay.
1172 01:19:56 Are you joking?
1173 01:20:11 I summon you!
1174 01:20:18 I command you to throw this kid off.
1175 01:20:21 I cannot intervene.
1176 01:20:22 You're not my master until you have sole possession.
1177 01:20:28 -Let it go. -No.
1178 01:20:30 Let it go!
1179 01:20:36 Long, Long, I can't see you!
1180 01:20:38 There's no need to die tonight,
1181 01:20:40 kid. Come work for me.
1182 01:20:41 I'll give you all the gold you want.
1183 01:20:44 -We're both wishing for the same thing.
1184 01:20:46 -No.
1185 01:20:47 No, we're not.
1186 01:20:49 I don't need gold.
1187 01:20:51 I have something more important to wish for.
1188 01:20:55 Din.
1189 01:20:56 I need that teapot.
1190 01:21:07 Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
1191 01:21:33 No!
1192 01:21:36 Long?
1193 01:21:40 Long, no!
1194 01:21:42 No!
1195 01:22:08 Long!
1196 01:22:18 Long!
1197 01:23:02 Din!
1198 01:23:04 Din.
1199 01:23:06 What's happening?
1200 01:23:10 Welcome, LongZhu.
1201 01:23:12 -What's going on?
1202 01:23:14 Where am I? -Congratulations.
1203 01:23:16 Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.
1204 01:23:19 Complete? I haven't finished.
1205 01:23:21 I haven't finished my tenth master.
1206 01:23:23 You have put the needs of another before yourself
1207 01:23:26 and shown us that you understand the meaning of life.
1208 01:23:30 You are now free to enter the spirit world.
1209 01:23:45 parade?
1210 01:23:46 In your honor.
1211 01:23:51 No, I can't! I have to go back.
1212 01:23:53 Back?
1213 01:23:54 Turn me back into a Wish Dragon! I have one more wish to grant.
1214 01:23:57 Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it.
1215 01:24:00 You're ridiculous! Old man in a skirt.
1216 01:24:02 -This isn't a skirt! -Send me back!
1217 01:24:09 You dare reject the will of the gods?
1218 01:24:12 Fine. If you're not gonna send me back,
1219 01:24:14 I'll go myself!
1220 01:24:16 -Stop that! -Stupid clouds.
1221 01:24:21 Ah! My friend needs me.
1222 01:24:22 Fine!
1223 01:24:24 We will permit you to return.
1224 01:24:27 But only under one condition.
1225 01:24:52 Long!
1226 01:25:00 Your final wish,
1227 01:25:03 great master.
1228 01:25:36 Dad?
1229 01:25:37 Dad!
1230 01:26:08 There you are, Maurice. Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants.
1231 01:26:12 And all 234.
1232 01:26:15 Wow, nice puppies.
1233 01:26:19 Nice legs.
1234 01:26:20 -Thanks. Toodles. -Bye!
1235 01:26:41 When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that--
1236 01:26:48 It's okay, Mom.
1237 01:26:54 I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.
1238 01:26:58 You've given me a lot, Mom.
1239 01:27:01 Everything that matters.
1240 01:27:08 it's late and, uh, we should have dinner.
1241 01:27:11 Here.
1242 01:27:14 Mr. Wang?
1243 01:27:15 -What are you doing? -Is Din all right?
1244 01:27:20 Din, what trouble have you started now?
1245 01:27:22 No, no. No trouble at all.
1246 01:27:24 I just came to apologize.
1247 01:27:28 I know what you did.
1248 01:27:30 Thank you.
1249 01:27:35 Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit!
1250 01:27:37 -We were about to have dinner. -You don't have to.
1251 01:27:40 Nonsense. Nonsense.
1252 01:27:41 It's my pleasure.
1253 01:27:42 And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours!
1254 01:27:49 They're much too young to be holding hands.
1255 01:27:52 Shut up!
1256 01:27:53 Here, you look like you could use a good, home-cooked meal.
1257 01:27:59 This is the most delicious soup I've ever tasted.
1258 01:28:09 Na Na!
1259 01:28:11 Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another.
1260 01:28:15 It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window.
1261 01:28:18 -Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. -Hi.
1262 01:28:22 Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside.
1263 01:28:27 Good job.
1264 01:28:29 Din! Hello? Where are the teacups?
1265 01:28:31 -We open in ten minutes. -I'm on it.
1266 01:28:34 Teacups.
1267 01:28:35 Teacups, teacups, teacups.
1268 01:28:52 Long?
1269 01:28:54 Greetings, great master.
1270 01:28:56 Oh, a peasant child.
1271 01:28:57 Long, what are you doing? You're supposed to be in the spirit world.
1272 01:29:02 Yeah, uh, about that, uh, things got a little complicated.
1273 01:29:06 So, I'm back!
1274 01:29:08 Back? To serve another ten masters?
1275 01:29:13 You guessed it.
1276 01:29:14 But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates.
1277 01:29:22 you had one more wish.
1278 01:29:24 It was the only way.
1279 01:29:27 You gave all that up for me?
1280 01:29:31 This is what I want.
1281 01:29:33 For the first time, it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer. Maybe make a difference down here.
1282 01:29:43 Besides, there are no shrimp chips there,
1283 01:29:46 and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds,
1284 01:29:49 and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven!
1285 01:29:53 There's actually plenty of--
1286 01:30:00 Thank you, Long.
1287 01:30:03 Thank you.
1288 01:30:08 Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the--
1289 01:30:15 Know what? I don't want to know.
1290 01:30:23 Okay, Din, let go.
1291 01:30:25 Let go, Din.
1292 01:30:33 See you soon, Long.
1293 01:30:44 I am a god.
1294 01:30:50 What are you looking at? A god, that's what.
