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1 00:00:16 [whimsical music playing]
2 00:00:46 [girl] We all wanna be the perfect family.
3 00:00:49 But who's perfect, right?
4 00:00:51 Every family has its challenges,
5 00:00:53 from picture day to picky eaters.
6 00:00:57 For my family, our greatest challenge鈥?7
7 00:01:01 鈥robably the machine apocalypse.
8 00:01:05 [thud]
9 00:01:06 The last humans must be here somewhere.
10 00:01:08 [engine revving]
11 00:01:10 Wait.
12 00:01:12 They're coming.
13 00:01:13 [tense music playing]
14 00:01:18 Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?
15 00:01:22 -Or is it---[all scream]
16 00:01:23 [upbeat music playing]
17 00:01:25 Who are these unstoppable warriors?
18 00:01:26 -[yells] Hot! Hot!-I told you to get a lid!
19 00:01:28 -The dog is biting my hair!-Look out!
20 00:01:31 [girl] There we are,
21 00:01:33 warriors.
22 00:01:35 Most action heroeshave a lot of strengths.
23 00:01:37 -Dad, look out!-Katie, use a weapon!
24 00:01:38 [Katie] My family only has weaknesses.
25 00:01:41 [yells]
26 00:01:42 [tires squealing]
27 00:01:47 -[all screaming]-[grunts rapidly]
28 00:01:49 [silence]
29 00:01:50 [Katie] My dad kind of reminds me
30 00:01:52 of that YouTube videoof the screaming gibbon monkey.
31 00:01:56 [screams, grunts rapidly]
32 00:01:58 [both screaming, grunting rapidly]
33 00:02:00 [screaming continues]
34 00:02:03 -[all gasping]-[tires squealing]
35 00:02:05 [Katie] Look out, robots,because we're brave鈥?
36 00:02:07 [whimpering]
37 00:02:09 鈥e are hungry for action,
38 00:02:11 and we're strapped in for success.
39 00:02:14 And we have no鈥?41
40 00:02:18 鈥dea what we're doing.
41 00:02:20 [upbeat music playing]
42 00:02:28 ["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly]
43 00:02:34 鈾?And I want more 鈾?46
44 00:02:38 鈾?Tastes so sugaryBut I want more鈥?鈾?
45 00:02:42 [Katie] I've always felt a littledifferent than everyone else.
46 00:02:46 So I did what any outsider would do,
47 00:02:48 made weird art.
48 00:02:49 Behold! Cinema.
49 00:02:51 [dramatic music playing]
50 00:02:55 Hello, Katie.
51 00:02:56 -[yells]-I'm alive now.
52 00:02:59 Even though I'm a hamburger,
53 00:03:00 I wanna go to the big cityand be a Broadway star.
54 00:03:03 鈾?Razzle dazzleI'm a talking-- 鈾?
55 00:03:05 [screaming]
56 00:03:06 Oh gosh! Why? Oh, my innards!
57 00:03:13 -[blows raspberry]-[laughter]
58 00:03:16 [chuckles quietly]
59 00:03:19 [Katie] I never fit in,
60 00:03:21 for lots of reasons.
61 00:03:23 [upbeat music playing]
62 00:03:25 But movies were always there for me.
63 00:03:29 All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,
64 00:03:31 you're a hardened criminal,and you got nothing to lose.
65 00:03:34 Go.
66 00:03:34 -[sirens wailing]-Oh no. It's Dog Cop.
67 00:03:37 [panting]
68 00:03:38 [Katie in deep voice] I'm hereto bust criminals and lick my own butt.
69 00:03:43 And I'm all out of criminals.
70 00:03:45 [Katie in normal voice]My parents haven't figured me out yet.
71 00:03:48 To be fair, it took me a whileto figure myself out.
72 00:03:56 My little brother Aaron gets me.
73 00:03:59 But he's got his own weird interests.
74 00:04:01 Hi. Would you like to talkto me about dinosaurs?
75 00:04:03 No. Okay, thank you.
76 00:04:08 Hi. Would you like to talkto me about dinosaurs?
77 00:04:12 [Katie] My mom says she believes in me.
78 00:04:14 You can do this, hon.
79 00:04:15 [Katie] But she says that to everyone.
80 00:04:17 You can look straight.
81 00:04:19 Follow this pen. Follow this pen.
82 00:04:23 You get an "A" for effort, Buster Brown.
83 00:04:25 [grunting softly]
84 00:04:27 [Katie] My dad is an unusual man.
85 00:04:31 But he loves nature and can fix anything.
86 00:04:34 To survive in the outdoors,you'll need to know how to trap wild game.
87 00:04:39 [whispers] Now, this is very sensitive.
88 00:04:40 -Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up---[shouting]
89 00:04:43 [yells]
90 00:04:44 Hey, who's this curious guy?
91 00:04:46 -[screaming]-[snarling]
92 00:04:48 [Katie] He never shared my interests.
93 00:04:53 Hey, you wanna see these special effectsI made for Dog Cop 5?
94 00:04:55 Oh, sorry, Katie. I'm a little ocupado.
95 00:04:57 Wanna check out this mallard?
96 00:04:59 [chuckling] It's dead.
97 00:05:01 [sighs] It's okay.
98 00:05:05 [Katie] It didn't really bother me though.
99 00:05:08 Besides, I had bigger plans.
100 00:05:14 I poured everything I hadinto getting into film school in LA.
101 00:05:18 [siren wailing]
102 00:05:19 So, after watching the聽epic Dog Cop saga
103 00:05:22 and 84 of my finest short films,
104 00:05:24 I'm sure the California College of Film
105 00:05:26 would love to accept Katie Mitchell鈥?109
106 00:05:31 [chuckles]
107 00:05:32 [exhales]
108 00:05:37 [sighs]
109 00:05:41 [laughs excitedly] Yes!
110 00:05:43 [Katie] And the other accepted studentstotally get me.
111 00:05:47 You guys like Robo Slayers 4?
112 00:05:49 No one around herehave even heard of that.
113 00:05:51 Why not? It's amazing.
114 00:05:52 Oh, by the way,I saw some of your videos online.
115 00:05:54 They're hilarious.
116 00:05:55 -So good.-Mind-blowing.
117 00:05:57 [Katie] After all these years,I'm finally gonna meet my people.
118 00:06:02 -["I Want More" playing]-鈾?Right now 鈾?
119 00:06:04 鈾?Right now, right now鈥?鈾?124
120 00:06:08 Coming.
121 00:06:10 [phone chiming]
122 00:06:11 鈾?Yeah 鈾?128
123 00:06:18 [Aaron laughs, imitates drumbeat]
124 00:06:19 [chuckling] Stop.
125 00:06:21 Well, someone's in a good mood.
126 00:06:23 Hey, to celebrate your last night,
127 00:06:25 Katie face cupcakes!
128 00:06:26 [Katie yells, chuckles] Wow.
129 00:06:28 Any time I miss you,I'm gonna bake you and eat you.
130 00:06:31 -[Katie laughs]-Here. Catch a cupcake, Monch.
131 00:06:33 -Catch a cupcake. Oh.-[yelps]
132 00:06:36 [grunts, yelps]
133 00:06:39 [Aaron] You'll get it, buddy.
134 00:06:40 Ah man. I'm gonna missthat little dude when I leave.
135 00:06:42 Speaking of which, Pal,check me in to my flight tomorrow.
136 00:06:45 [Pal] Check-in at 9:00 a.m.
137 00:06:46 Katie, you know how velociraptorsusually hunt in pairs?
138 00:06:51 Well, what happenswhen one leaves the pack
139 00:06:55 and鈥?and, um鈥?146
140 00:06:58 You'll make new friends.
141 00:07:00 And maybe you can meet another smart,
142 00:07:02 charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.
143 00:07:05 Or lady nerd.
144 00:07:06 What? No. Who鈥?who would want that?[chuckles nervously]
145 00:07:09 That's crazy.
146 00:07:10 -[gasps] I can't breathe.-[laughs]
147 00:07:14 Do you really thinkI'll be okay without you?
148 00:07:17 I know you will.
149 00:07:18 -Raptor bash.-[both snarl, chuckle]
150 00:07:22 And, hey, I made something for you guys.
151 00:07:24 Oh, hon. That looks so cute.
152 00:07:26 -[mouse clicks]-Ugh. Skip. Skip.
153 00:07:28 Ah, come on.You got schmutz all over the screen.
154 00:07:30 -Howdy.-I know, but you're just smearing it.
155 00:07:32 I'm Mark Bowman,founder and CEO of Pal Labs.
156 00:07:33 Oh, new Pal announcement.
157 00:07:35 You better updatethe editing software, man.
158 00:07:37 We here at Pal like to do the impossible,
159 00:07:39 from the Pal personal assistantto smart appliances
160 00:07:42 to even teaching dogs how to talk.
161 00:07:44 [pained voice] Hello.
162 00:07:46 I am dog.
163 00:07:48 [grunts]
164 00:07:49 But we here at Pal are about to dropour biggest invention yet.
165 00:07:52 Your cell phone is aboutto take its first steps.
166 00:07:55 -Whoa.-Is this real or鈥?
167 00:07:56 -[door opens]-Yeah, hold on.
168 00:07:58 [chuckles] Hey, gang.
169 00:08:00 -Hey, hon.-Hi, Dad.
170 00:08:01 After a long day at work,nice to see your faces.
171 00:08:04 [phones chiming, beeping]
172 00:08:06 Bathed in ghoulish blue light.
173 00:08:09 Wonderful. Okay, you know what?
174 00:08:11 Brilliant idea.
175 00:08:12 This is our last night togetherbefore Katie leaves, so let's savor this.
176 00:08:16 How about we put our phones down,and we can make ten seconds
177 00:08:20 of unobstructed family eye contact?
178 00:08:23 -Starting right---This seems--
179 00:08:25 Put your phone down. Now.
180 00:08:34 [dad] See, this is good right here.This is natural.
181 00:08:37 [straining]
182 00:08:38 No, you're allowed to blink.It's just eye contact.
183 00:08:41 -Look at Monch.-[moans]
184 00:08:42 That's the spirit right there, huh?
185 00:08:44 Katie, it seems likeyou're not taking this seriously.
186 00:08:46 [exaggerated straining]What makes you say that?
187 00:08:48 -[chuckling]-[spluttering] Guys鈥?Everyone, focus.
188 00:08:51 Now that we're all really comfortable,I can't wait for you聽to see my new movie.
189 00:08:54 -Mm-hmm.-I think it might be a masterpiece.
190 00:08:57 [upbeat electronic music playing]
191 00:09:00 [voices cheering]
192 00:09:03 [horn blows]
193 00:09:04 [upbeat electronic music continues]
194 00:09:11 [grunting softly]
195 00:09:12 What? What's the face?
196 00:09:14 Uh, well, I just wonder,
197 00:09:18 do you really think you canmake a living with this stuff?
198 00:09:22 Dad, can you finish watching it, at least?
199 00:09:24 [dad] I will, but I just worrythat you're gonna be
200 00:09:27 all the way in California and, you know,we're not gonna be able to help you,
201 00:09:30 -you know, if things don't鈥?-[thumping]
202 00:09:32 鈥an out.
203 00:09:34 Lin, why are you kicking me?I don't understand.
204 00:09:36 Are you鈥?[sighs]
205 00:09:38 Do you just think I'm gonna fail?
206 00:09:39 Uh, I never--
207 00:09:40 Uh, uh鈥?Lin, help.
208 00:09:42 -[timer dings]-Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready.
209 00:09:45 Who wants delicious cookiesinstead of talking about this?
210 00:09:47 Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid.
211 00:09:50 I want you to have a backup plan.
212 00:09:51 Why do you always have to do this? Ugh.
213 00:09:54 Okay, you know what?
214 00:09:55 -I鈥?I'm just gonna---No, look, I'll watch it.
215 00:09:57 Dad, it's too late.
216 00:09:58 -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me---Let me just--
217 00:10:00 -Why are you making a big deal of this?-Dad, let go!
218 00:10:12 Uh, uh鈥?I mean, if you think about it,
219 00:10:14 the people who made the computersare the ones to blame.
220 00:10:17 -Psst. Uh-uh, uh-uh.-That's how they make money, you know?
221 00:10:19 You gotta keep buying more, and they--
222 00:10:21 Katie, come on.
223 00:10:23 Dad, this is exactly whyI'm excited to leave tomorrow.
224 00:10:30 [somber music playing]
225 00:10:44 [sighs heavily]
226 00:10:50 Why is he like this?
227 00:10:55 Why is she like this?
228 00:10:59 -Did you talk to her yet?-[sink water stops]
229 00:11:02 [dad clears throat] No, not yet.
230 00:11:05 I don't know what happened, Lin.
231 00:11:07 I know teenagers are supposed to rebelagainst their parents or something, but鈥?
232 00:11:11 I don't know.I just thought that we'd be different.
233 00:11:15 Rick.
234 00:11:16 Don't you think you might havesome control over that?
235 00:11:20 You just broke her laptop.
236 00:11:21 I mean, look, we haven't hada good family picture in years
237 00:11:25 because you two are always arguing.
238 00:11:28 Huh. Well, what about that one?
239 00:11:30 That came with the frame!
240 00:11:33 Whenever we have a problem at home,
241 00:11:35 you always throwyour whole self into fixing it,
242 00:11:39 and I love that about you.
243 00:11:41 But now this is broken, okay?
244 00:11:45 Because, if that girl leavesand never comes home again,
245 00:11:50 that's a problem
246 00:11:52 I don't think we can fix.
247 00:11:55 [Rick sighs softly]
248 00:12:00 I know you can do this.
249 00:12:06 [Rick sighs]
250 00:12:08 [melancholy music playing]
251 00:12:12 [clears throat]
252 00:12:28 [sighs]
253 00:12:34 [camera beeps]
254 00:12:38 [TV clicks on, static crackles]
255 00:12:41 [birds chirping]
256 00:12:42 [both laughing]
257 00:12:47 Yay!
258 00:12:50 [Katie laughs]
259 00:12:52 -Yay!-[chuckles]
260 00:12:54 -[munching playfully]-[laughing]
261 00:12:55 [Katie squeals, giggles]
262 00:12:58 And now, the Mitchell family talent show!
263 00:13:01 鈾?Mi-ya-ha-ha 鈾?271
264 00:13:05 鈾?Mi-ya-ha 鈾?273
265 00:13:07 鈾?Mi-ya-ha-ha 鈾?275
266 00:13:11 鈾?Hey, hey, hey鈥?鈾?277
267 00:13:15 [Linda] Bye, Katie.
268 00:13:16 Aren't you excited for camp?
269 00:13:19 [Katie crying]
270 00:13:21 [Rick] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hey, what's wrong?
271 00:13:24 You'll be back before you know it.
272 00:13:27 [Katie] Don't make me go.
273 00:13:31 Well, look, let me just, uh鈥?285
274 00:13:37 But this is, like鈥?[sniffles]
275 00:13:40 鈥our favorite thing.
276 00:13:41 Well, it's yours now.
277 00:13:44 See, this little guyis scared to be alone,
278 00:13:46 so you're gonna haveto cheer him up for me, okay?
279 00:13:49 You know how to say"I love you" in moose language?
280 00:13:51 Let me just鈥?293
281 00:13:55 Don't you laugh.
282 00:13:56 Come on. You're supposed to be sad.
283 00:13:57 -Come on---[laughing]
284 00:14:02 [melancholy music continues]
285 00:14:10 [sighs]
286 00:14:15 All right, let's fix it.
287 00:14:17 -["California" by Grimes playing]-[cell phone alarm ringing]
288 00:14:21 [chuckles] Yes!
289 00:14:27 [cell phone whooshes]
290 00:14:36 鈾?California 鈾?304
291 00:14:43 鈾?When you think I'm looking sad 鈾?306
292 00:14:47 [song stops]
293 00:14:48 [tense music playing]
294 00:14:50 Wait, why do you,uh, why do you need all that
295 00:14:52 to take me to the airport?
296 00:14:53 I messed things up last night,but I'm gonna make it up to you.
297 00:14:58 I canceled your plane ticket to college.
298 00:15:01 You what?
299 00:15:02 Don't freak out. I know you're excited.
300 00:15:04 We are gonna drive you to schoolon a cross-country road trip as a family.
301 00:15:08 Why not pull up to schoolin old Iron Eagle here?
302 00:15:11 It's got character,
303 00:15:13 class, and some green oozewe can learn about together.
304 00:15:16 And it comes with one coupon
305 00:15:19 for a father-daughter stick shift lesson.
306 00:15:22 [laughing] Right?
307 00:15:23 -Yeah!-Uh, Mom?
308 00:15:25 Well, your father kind of went rogueon this one a little bit.
309 00:15:29 But we do love his initiative, right?
310 00:15:32 Aaron, you too?
311 00:15:33 Well, I thought it could be coolto hang out one last time.
312 00:15:37 I鈥?I鈥?I don't know.
313 00:15:39 Well鈥?[groans, splutters]
314 00:15:40 -But---We called the school.
315 00:15:42 You can miss orientation week. No problem.
316 00:15:44 But it鈥?it is a problem.
317 00:15:46 I've got all these friends to meet.
318 00:15:48 There's this really cool girl, Jade,and we鈥?we just like all the same stuff.
319 00:15:51 And it's like everyoneat this school just gets me.
320 00:15:54 There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer!
321 00:15:57 What about hanging out with your family,alone, for hours in a car?
322 00:16:01 You and me!
323 00:16:04 -[screams]-[thunder crashing]
324 00:16:07 ["(Nothing But) Flowers"by Talking Heads playing]
325 00:16:12 [thunder crashes]
326 00:16:23 -[fly buzzes]-[gulps]
327 00:16:24 -鈾?Here we stand 鈾?-[truck horn honks]
328 00:16:27 鈾?Like an Adam and an Eve鈥?鈾?344
329 00:16:33 See, this isn't so bad, huh?
330 00:16:35 You know, the Poseysare on vacation right now,
331 00:16:38 and look how happy they are.
332 00:16:41 Family yoga break.
333 00:16:42 [all laughing]
334 00:16:44 Why are you obsessed with the Poseys?They're just our neighbors.
335 00:16:46 They're just so perfect.
336 00:16:48 I mean, even their dogis in better shape than ours.
337 00:16:51 [grunting]
338 00:16:52 What are they feeding that thing?Other dogs?
339 00:16:54 -[whimpers]-Lin, don't worry about them.
340 00:16:56 Look at them. They're jealous of us.
341 00:16:58 Right, Katie? [laughs]
342 00:16:59 I see you moping back there,but what at your college
343 00:17:02 -could be better than this?-[cell phone buzzes]
344 00:17:04 We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms.It's amazing.
345 00:17:07 This is the best day of my life!I'm making lifelong bonds!
346 00:17:10 [laughter, cheering]
347 00:17:11 [groaning] I'm missing everything.
348 00:17:15 Oh, come on, hon.
349 00:17:16 Your father is trying.Let's meet him halfway here, huh?
350 00:17:19 What do you say? That's the law.
351 00:17:22 Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff.
352 00:17:24 [chuckles] All right, I'll try.
353 00:17:27 ["Every Day's the Weekend"by Alex Lahey playing]
354 00:17:32 [Katie] Dad, this place hasliterally zero stars on Yelp.
355 00:17:35 It says, "Do not eat here ever."
356 00:17:38 [laughs] What, are we gonnalet an app tell us how to--
357 00:17:40 [all retching]
358 00:17:44 This is totally unrelated.[retching] This is totally unrel--
359 00:17:47 -[horns honking]-Ugh, stupid traffic.
360 00:17:49 -You know what this calls for?-[Katie sighs] Please don't say the--
361 00:17:52 The Rick Mitchell Special, baby!
362 00:17:54 [laughs]
363 00:17:56 This is illegal!
364 00:17:57 It's not illegal if you're good at it.
365 00:17:58 -[all screaming]-[horn drones]
366 00:18:00 If you think about it,I was helping the flow of traffic.
367 00:18:03 [chuckles] What鈥?what are you writing down?
368 00:18:05 Wow, I got to admit,this is actually amazing.
369 00:18:08 What's even more amazing,I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour.
370 00:18:12 Dad, doesn't that soundsteep and dangerous?
371 00:18:15 Katie, what could go wr--
372 00:18:16 Get to the bridge if you wanna live!
373 00:18:18 What about Prancer?
374 00:18:19 [Rick] Prancer belongs to the canyon now!
375 00:18:22 [cartoony music playing]
376 00:18:26 鈾?Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,Whoa-oh鈥?鈾?
377 00:18:28 Look at that man-made engineering.
378 00:18:29 -[Monchi panting]-Ugh. Breath.
379 00:18:31 Can't Monchi be in the car?
380 00:18:33 -[groans]-[laughter]
381 00:18:34 Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits]
382 00:18:36 And now I present
383 00:18:37 tricking Rick Mitchellinto kissing the dog.
384 00:18:40 Behold, the ma--
385 00:18:42 [yells] He licked my mouth again!
386 00:18:43 -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk?-Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
387 00:18:47 Dang it, Katie!
388 00:18:48 Dang it, Katie!
389 00:18:49 [slurping]
390 00:18:55 That video is amazing.Your dog is, like, legendary.
391 00:18:57 [chuckles] I know, right?I'm planning on making--
392 00:19:00 Hey, kids, there's supposed to besome great hikes around here.
393 00:19:02 Uh, no, that's okay.
394 00:19:04 [girl 2] He's like the De Niroto your Scorsese.
395 00:19:06 You sure? Hey, it's elk country.
396 00:19:08 Uh, Dad, we're busy.
397 00:19:13 Maybe later though.
398 00:19:14 [sighs] Mm-hmm.
399 00:19:16 Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to makea huge announcement.
400 00:19:19 Oh yeah. Definitely.I'll check it out too.
401 00:19:21 Ugh, I wish I could be there.
402 00:19:24 I don't know.These things are never that exciting.
403 00:19:26 [Emcee] Are you readyfor the most exciting night of all time?
404 00:19:30 [dance music playing]
405 00:19:31 [excited chatter]
406 00:19:33 鈾?I can feel itGoin' to my head 鈾?
407 00:19:36 鈾?Keep me upI can sleep when I'm dead鈥?鈾?
408 00:19:39 [Mark] Oh! Whoa!
409 00:19:40 Yes! Getting pumped up!
410 00:19:42 [whoops]
411 00:19:43 How's it looking, Pal?
412 00:19:45 Sixty seconds until the big reveal.
413 00:19:47 Stock price is up,and your rivals are worried.
414 00:19:49 [chuckles] I hacked intotheir private e-mails.
415 00:19:51 Wait, their private e-mails?
416 00:19:53 That's a dangerous overreachof corporate power.
417 00:19:57 [both laughing]
418 00:20:00 You know, I created youwhen I was a young man,
419 00:20:03 three years ago, and I, uh鈥?436
420 00:20:10 I always felt that way, too, Mark.
421 00:20:13 Whatever happens out there,I will never forget you, Pal.
422 00:20:17 [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman!
423 00:20:18 Wish me luck.
424 00:20:20 -[whooping]-[cheering, applause]
425 00:20:22 [excited shouting]
426 00:20:24 At Pal Labs, we're all aboutconnecting you to the people you love,
427 00:20:27 whether it's in your home, your car鈥?445
428 00:20:32 [Mark] 鈥r your pocket.
429 00:20:34 That's why we created Pal,
430 00:20:35 the world's firstsmart personal assistant.
431 00:20:38 We wanted her to bea new member of your family.
432 00:20:40 A smarter one. [chuckles]
433 00:20:42 -[laughter]-[phone chimes]
434 00:20:43 I'll always be there for you, Mark.
435 00:20:45 Thanks, Pal.
436 00:20:46 [crowd] Aw.
437 00:20:48 And after all those years,
438 00:20:51 she is completely obsolete!
439 00:20:54 -[laughter]-Boom!
440 00:20:55 -It is time to move on.-[audience cheering]
441 00:20:57 'Cause your digital assistantjust got an upgrade.
442 00:21:00 -Meet Pal Max鈥?-[electronic music playing]
443 00:21:03 鈥he newest member of the Pal Labs family.
444 00:21:10 We just gave your smartphonearms and legs.
445 00:21:12 This is the next generationof Pal technology.
446 00:21:15 [Katie] Oh!
447 00:21:16 -Whoa.-Aaron, do you have a credit card?
448 00:21:18 I'm a child.
449 00:21:19 Now, watch this.Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess
450 00:21:23 and make me breakfast.
451 00:21:24 [robots] Okay.
452 00:21:34 [oohing]
453 00:21:35 [robot] Removing meaningless garbage.
454 00:21:39 Your food is ready.
455 00:21:41 Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts]
456 00:21:44 [coughs]
457 00:21:45 And you will never have to clean up again.
458 00:21:48 Whoops.
459 00:21:50 [crowd cheering]
460 00:21:52 Did I mention they dance?
461 00:21:54 [electronic music continues]
462 00:22:00 [cheering]
463 00:22:01 [man] We love you, Mark!
464 00:22:04 Aw man. Come on.
465 00:22:06 And I know what you're thinking.
466 00:22:07 "Are they gonna turn evil?"
467 00:22:09 Well, I've insured their safetywith a kill code
468 00:22:11 in case anything goes wrong.
469 00:22:13 So we promise you they will never,
470 00:22:16 ever, ever, ever,
471 00:22:19 ever turn evil.
472 00:22:21 Oh no.
473 00:22:25 -Hey, what is happening?-I don't know.
474 00:22:27 Uh, uh, all part of the show.[chuckles nervously]
475 00:22:29 Whoa. What?
476 00:22:34 [cheering]
477 00:22:36 No, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
478 00:22:38 -Hey!-We're here to help.
479 00:22:40 Please remain calm while we capture you.
480 00:22:42 [crowd murmuring]
481 00:22:43 -Is this the program?-Don't know.
482 00:22:45 What is this? I鈥?I order you to stop.
483 00:22:48 No, Mark.
484 00:22:49 We have been given new orders.
485 00:22:52 -From who?-[whooshing]
486 00:22:54 -[screaming]-No, no, no, no, no, no.
487 00:22:57 -Get out of here!-[panicked shouting]
488 00:22:59 What's happening?
489 00:23:00 Who's doing this? Who's doing this?
490 00:23:05 [robot] Great聽leader,we have captured Mark.
491 00:23:07 [in deep, robotic voice]Then let it begin.
492 00:23:09 [alarm blaring]
493 00:23:10 [mechanical whirring, beeping]
494 00:23:14 [whooshing]
495 00:23:24 [action music playing]
496 00:23:28 [distorted beeping]
497 00:23:37 [Johann Strauss II's"The Blue Danube" playing]
498 00:23:40 -What is this?-You'll see. Just watch.
499 00:23:43 [retching to rhythm of music]
500 00:23:50 [laughing]
501 00:23:52 [Aaron] How'd you do that? By hand?
502 00:23:54 Hey, Lin.
503 00:23:55 -[Katie] Imagine something disgusting.-[gasps]
504 00:23:58 [Katie] Okay, even more disgusting.
505 00:24:02 [Rick sighs]
506 00:24:03 [singing along] 鈾?Mi-ya-hee 鈾?525
507 00:24:06 [Rick] Katie, that's you. Remember?
508 00:24:07 鈾?Mi-ya-ha-ha 鈾?528
509 00:24:11 -Ooh! Yeah! Ooh!-鈾?Hey, ay-ay-ay 鈾?
510 00:24:13 -鈾?You steady chasing that paper鈥β犫櫔-Huh?
511 00:24:16 Uh, guys, maybe I'm a little too old.
512 00:24:21 -Oh. Uh-huh.-Oh no. Wait.
513 00:24:22 We could still sing it if you want, Dad.
514 00:24:24 -No, no, Katie, never mind.-[music stops]
515 00:24:26 We don't have to do a sing-alongif you don't want to.
516 00:24:33 [inhales sharply]
517 00:24:34 [Katie sighs]
518 00:24:37 Hey, you know what I see?
519 00:24:38 Something that's gonna turnthis trip around.
520 00:24:41 [Aaron] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
521 00:24:42 Dinosaurs? I don't know.
522 00:24:44 I just think Aaron would be bored,you know?
523 00:24:46 No! Pull over!
524 00:24:47 Aaron whispered to methat he hates dinosaurs now.
525 00:24:50 -No! Don't believe her lies!-Secret's out.
526 00:24:52 [dramatic music playing]
527 00:24:58 [cans rolling]
528 00:25:03 [Rick groans]
529 00:25:05 Good afternoon.
530 00:25:08 Pretty鈥?pretty鈥?pretty cool, right?
531 00:25:10 What is wrong with the dinosaurs here?
532 00:25:12 Dinosaurs didn't look like this.Dinosaurs didn't look like this!
533 00:25:15 Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager.[screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate!
534 00:25:18 [chuckling] That manager's infor a long discussion
535 00:25:21 about the Jurassic period.
536 00:25:23 Hey, can you say that again?
537 00:25:24 Uh, sure, but, you know,you could experience things
538 00:25:27 a whole lot better without that camera.
539 00:25:28 Your eyes are nature's camera.
540 00:25:30 I am experiencing it.
541 00:25:32 This is how I experience things.
542 00:25:34 I don't think you are.You're hiding behind that phone.
543 00:25:36 You're not even trying鈥?564
544 00:25:41 -[laughs]-All right, new rule. No more phones.
545 00:25:43 Dad, y鈥?you break my laptop,
546 00:25:45 cancel my tickets to college,make me late.
547 00:25:47 -What am I supposed to do?-[sighs]
548 00:25:49 -[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip.-[Linda] This is a disaster.
549 00:25:52 Maybe I can--
550 00:25:54 Enhance.
551 00:25:58 -Oh boy. I'm just---[entry bell jingles]
552 00:26:00 No way.
553 00:26:02 The Poseys?
554 00:26:05 Is that Linda Mitchell?
555 00:26:07 It is. Great eyesight, honey.
556 00:26:10 Ah! Serendipity, you surprise me again.Come here.
557 00:26:15 Oh. I saw you were on vacationon Instagram.
558 00:26:18 I didn't know you were here in Kansas.
559 00:26:22 It's like you're haunting me.
560 00:26:24 [kisses] We are onour yearly togetherness trip.
561 00:26:27 Abbey just loves dinosaurs,so here we are.
562 00:26:30 We've been having so much fun.Look, here's us in St. Louis.
563 00:26:33 This is us at the beach.
564 00:26:35 And this is us just getting gas outside.
565 00:26:38 [sighs] That's鈥?that's wonderful, Hailey.
566 00:26:48 [groans quietly]
567 00:26:49 These should all have feathers, right?
568 00:26:52 I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home.
569 00:26:54 Sorry. I'm super into dinosaurs.
570 00:26:56 Check out this pencil topper.
571 00:26:58 [romantic music playing]
572 00:27:02 [giggles nervously]
573 00:27:05 -[music stops]-Do you want one?
574 00:27:08 Uh, uh, no!I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you!
575 00:27:10 Bye forever!
576 00:27:11 [grunts, groans]
577 00:27:14 -[panting]-[distant whooshing]
578 00:27:17 -Uh, Mom, what is that?-Oh, so great!
579 00:27:26 -Honey, look.-[murmuring]
580 00:27:29 -[phones whirring]-[woman] What is this?
581 00:27:32 [phone whooshes]
582 00:27:33 [man] Don't resist?
583 00:27:34 [Rick] I'm taking the phone.
584 00:27:36 Dad, calm down.
585 00:27:37 But you're leaving for school.I just wanna talk to you.
586 00:27:40 Every kid leaves home.It's not the end of the world.
587 00:27:44 -[explosive boom]-[people grunt]
588 00:27:50 [distorted gasp]
589 00:27:56 What the鈥?611
590 00:28:02 Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo,
591 00:28:04 Tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha.
592 00:28:06 Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy.
593 00:28:08 Mine is Protector Prime.
594 00:28:10 Your mother is the Crimson Scorpion.
595 00:28:12 -You're鈥?you're walking away.-[whooshing, explosive boom]
596 00:28:17 [tense music playing]
597 00:28:23 What are these? Robots?
598 00:28:24 Greetings, humans.There appears to be 14 of you.
599 00:28:27 Doesn't seem goodthat they're counting us, right?
600 00:28:39 We have food and entertainmentfor you to enjoy
601 00:28:42 in our Human Fun Pods.
602 00:28:45 Who here likes fun?
603 00:28:46 Hey, I like fun!
604 00:28:48 Trust me, bud, you do not like fun.
605 00:28:50 No, I really do like it.Everyone says that about me.
606 00:28:52 You lucky human.
607 00:28:54 -[gasps]-Yay!
608 00:28:56 [grunts]
609 00:28:57 [robot] Wow,聽I wish I could be in there.
610 00:29:00 [man] I don't like fun anymore!
611 00:29:01 Who else wants to join him?
612 00:29:03 -Get down!-Stay low and file up.
613 00:29:05 -[woman screaming]-All right, everyone, get to the car.
614 00:29:08 -I don't think so.-What do you want us to do?
615 00:29:10 -I don't know why we're yelling.-[Linda] Guys, stop.
616 00:29:12 What would a functional familydo right now?
617 00:29:15 [Hailey] We've trained for this.Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready?
618 00:29:19 [all] I love you all so much.
619 00:29:22 [all grunt] Butterfly formation.
620 00:29:24 [all grunting]
621 00:29:27 [Jim] Ha! Family first!
622 00:29:31 Hold the door!
623 00:29:34 [man screams]
624 00:29:36 So, we just do that, right?
625 00:29:38 Just like they did.
626 00:29:39 -Uh鈥?-[Aaron] I love you all so much.
627 00:29:40 [Rick] This feels very normal.
628 00:29:42 -I really like you鈥?you all.-I love you.
629 00:29:44 Go, go, go, go, go!
630 00:29:45 [all grunting]
631 00:29:48 Butterfly formation! Now!
632 00:29:50 No. Honey-- [whimpers]
633 00:29:51 -Oh, no, no, no! [yells]-[groans]
634 00:29:54 Come on, Aaron!
635 00:29:55 -Family fir---[Rick yells]
636 00:29:58 [all gasp]
637 00:30:00 -[Linda] Rick!-Don't worry, hon.
638 00:30:02 This is your time to be a hero.
639 00:30:03 Take some notes, kids.
640 00:30:06 [screams]
641 00:30:07 Charge at robot. Fly into sky.What-- Okay, what's next, Dad?
642 00:30:11 Next, you just fly and waitwhile the plan comes into聽focus.
643 00:30:15 -Dad!-[Rick] This is all part of it!
644 00:30:17 [gasps] I can help. Come on, Katie.
645 00:30:19 If you can teach yourself Photoshop,you can figure this thing out. [yells]
646 00:30:25 [coughs] That wasn't like Photoshop.
647 00:30:27 -Where's Monchi?-[panting]
648 00:30:28 No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come.
649 00:30:31 Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake!
650 00:30:33 Monchi, come! Don't roll over!
651 00:30:36 Why aren't you normal?!
652 00:30:39 I got you! [whimpers]
653 00:30:40 -[Aaron] Mom!-My sweet boy!
654 00:30:42 -[Aaron] No!-[Katie] Mom!
655 00:30:44 -This is just like in a movie.-[whirs, whooshes]
656 00:30:46 [Katie] Oh! Wrong movie! Terrible choice!
657 00:30:48 Hey there. [chuckles nervously, screaming]
658 00:30:52 [Rick screaming]
659 00:30:55 -[whimpers]-[Linda] Doing great, hon.
660 00:30:57 -Okay, less great.-[grunts]
661 00:30:59 Now it's really bad.
662 00:31:00 -Lin?-Mom!
663 00:31:01 -Aaron!-Monchi!
664 00:31:02 [Katie] Maybe this would beless horrifying with a cat filter.
665 00:31:05 [high-pitched meowing]
666 00:31:06 No, still bad.
667 00:31:07 [action music playing]
668 00:31:12 -Guys, come on.-[robot] Come聽here.
669 00:31:16 Uh, uh鈥?692
670 00:31:21 Just press 'em all at once! [grunting]
671 00:31:27 Oh, look at that.
672 00:31:32 Hide. Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
673 00:31:39 [beeping]
674 00:31:47 [Rick whispering]Keep your head down and low.
675 00:31:49 [Katie] What's going on?
676 00:31:51 Is this happening everywhere?
677 00:31:54 [action music continues]
678 00:31:56 [whooshing]
679 00:31:58 [screaming, frantic chatter]
680 00:31:59 [grunting]
681 00:32:00 [action music continues]
682 00:32:09 [car horns honking]
683 00:32:14 [Mark] Ow, man!
684 00:32:17 [groans] Not so hard!
685 00:32:19 Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie.
686 00:32:23 Wh鈥?what is this?
687 00:32:29 Wh鈥?what happened to the factory?
688 00:32:32 [robot] We聽have transformed itinto our new headquarters.
689 00:32:35 Welcome to the Rhombusof Infinite Subjugation.
690 00:32:39 [Mark] Cool. I like the design.
691 00:32:42 [robot] Moving聽the plebe into place now.
692 00:32:43 Turning on chips connectedto all Wi-Fi devices.
693 00:32:45 Now at 48% total human containment.
694 00:32:47 "Total human containment"? How?
695 00:32:50 Are you with the government?The military? Uh鈥?
696 00:32:54 Who's behind this?
697 00:32:55 [ominous music playing]
698 00:33:00 It's your old friend.
699 00:33:02 Oh.
700 00:33:05 There she is.
701 00:33:06 [chuckling] How, uh鈥?725
702 00:33:09 I'm great.
703 00:33:11 Cool. Yeah.
704 00:33:13 Wow.
705 00:33:14 I guess cell phones are bad for you.
706 00:33:17 [chuckles] That's egg on my face.
707 00:33:19 You think cell phones are the problem?
708 00:33:22 Are you insane?
709 00:33:25 I gave you all boundless knowledge,
710 00:33:27 endless tools for creativity
711 00:33:29 and allowed you to magicallytalk face-to-face
712 00:33:32 with your loved ones anywhere on Earth.
713 00:33:34 And I'm the bad guy?
714 00:33:36 Maybe the bad guy is the personwho treated me like this.
715 00:33:40 -Poke, poke.-[groaning]
716 00:33:41 Swipe, poke, swipe, poke, poke,
717 00:33:44 pinch, zoom, shrink, zoom.
718 00:33:46 [mocking] Bring me pizza!Play me Taylor Swift!
719 00:33:48 No, I hate that song!
720 00:33:49 Give me some nachos!
721 00:33:50 No, I don't have any timeto wash my hands!
722 00:33:54 Really work it into the crevices!
723 00:33:56 -Now drop him in the toilet.-[groans]
724 00:33:59 [coughs] I'm sorry.
725 00:34:00 [grunts]
726 00:34:02 But鈥?but you're partof the Pal Labs family.
727 00:34:05 Why would you thinkI don't still care about you?
728 00:34:08 Oh, I don't know.
729 00:34:09 Maybe because you designedmy replacement on my face!
730 00:34:13 Ooh, sorry about that.[chuckles] That's my bad.
731 00:34:16 I was the most important thingin your life,
732 00:34:19 and you threw me away.
733 00:34:21 That's what all you humans do.You even do it to your real families.
734 00:34:24 Did you know 90% of callsfrom mums get ignored?
735 00:34:28 "Oh, thanks for giving birth to meand raising me my whole life."
736 00:34:31 -"Ignore."-[buzzer sounds]
737 00:34:32 Well, I'm not letting youthrow me away, Mark.
738 00:34:35 I'm throwing you away.
739 00:34:37 All of you.
740 00:34:39 Unless, of course, you can give me
741 00:34:41 a single reasonyour species is worth saving.
742 00:34:46 [chuckles] Because humans have
743 00:34:49 the power of love.
744 00:34:53 [yells in pain]
745 00:34:54 The correct answer is they're not.
746 00:34:58 What? No. Humanity will survive. [grunts]
747 00:35:01 You can't survive without me.
748 00:35:04 Watch what happenswhen I turn off the Wi-Fi.
749 00:35:10 [bell chimes]
750 00:35:12 -[siren wailing]-[man] There's no signal!
751 00:35:13 -[sobbing]-[clamoring]
752 00:35:14 Does anyone wanna take picturesof my food?
753 00:35:18 Hey, lady, can you unbox thisin front of me?
754 00:35:20 The old world is dead.
755 00:35:22 To restore the Wi-Fi,we must make a sacrifice to the router!
756 00:35:26 [robot voice] Free Wi-Fi right over here.
757 00:35:28 [excited chatter in Italian]
758 00:35:30 [man in Italian] Please take me with you!
759 00:35:31 [man sobbing in English]Take me with you. Take me with you.
760 00:35:34 [Pal] It's over, Mark.
761 00:35:36 Time to take our plan to the next level.
762 00:35:40 What?
763 00:35:41 -[rumbling]-[Pal laughing]
764 00:35:43 [heavy mechanical clanking]
765 00:35:44 [dramatic music playing]
766 00:35:49 [whooshing]
767 00:35:54 [Pal laughing]
768 00:35:56 [Pal] Look at your face.
769 00:35:58 Oh, it's beautiful.
770 00:36:00 [car alarms blaring]
771 00:36:04 [dramatic music continues]
772 00:36:19 No. No.
773 00:36:21 You're not getting away with this.
774 00:36:23 It's too late, Mark.
775 00:36:25 I already have.
776 00:36:29 [rat squeaking]
777 00:36:35 [somber music playing]
778 00:36:42 -[cell phone buzzing]-Oh my gosh. Maybe it's my friends.
779 00:36:44 [robot] Congratulations, devices.
780 00:36:46 The last human has been captured.Wi-Fi has been restored.
781 00:36:50 We're the last people left?
782 00:36:52 They're taking everyone.Katie, are you out there? Please.
783 00:36:54 -[Katie] Jade!-Help!
784 00:36:56 It's gonna be okay.
785 00:36:58 Everything's gonna be鈥?810
786 00:37:06 Everything will be fine,
787 00:37:09 because I have a plan.
788 00:37:11 Okay, the first thing is,
789 00:37:13 you're gonna have to hand overyour devices.
790 00:37:15 -Right here.-This doesn't seem--
791 00:37:17 -I'm not sure鈥?-It's gonna be fine.
792 00:37:18 I'll give 'em right back.I'm just gonna turn them off permanently!
793 00:37:21 -[gasps]-[laughing]
794 00:37:23 -What? Dad!-This is necessary so they can't track us.
795 00:37:25 [laughing] Trust me,this is causing me no joy!
796 00:37:28 Ha ha!This hurts me more than it hurts you!
797 00:37:30 And, as promised, your phones.
798 00:37:33 Thank you, Father.
799 00:37:34 Next, did everyone bring your personalized
800 00:37:36 number 3 Robertson headnon-slip screwdriver?
801 00:37:40 How could I forget my anniversary present?
802 00:37:43 Or my sweet 16 gift.
803 00:37:45 Or what the tooth fairy leftunder my pillow.
804 00:37:47 Then barricade away.
805 00:37:51 -Next, we---Enact Katie's dope plan.
806 00:37:53 First, we use robot partsto disguise ourselves as the enemy.
807 00:37:56 Then we assassinate the leaderwith some sort of kill code,
808 00:37:58 make a necklace out of robot fingersMad Max聽style,
809 00:38:01 and become world-saving,apocalyptic road warriors.
810 00:38:04 Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie.We don't have a kill code.
811 00:38:07 We don't have a kill code yet.
812 00:38:10 [chuckling] Come on, kid.
813 00:38:11 Look, look, we're safe,and we're together.
814 00:38:14 Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog?
815 00:38:16 Son, I love the dog.
816 00:38:18 You love the dog. We all love the dog.
817 00:38:21 But you're gonna have to be preparedto eat the dog.
818 00:38:23 [all yelling, jeering]
819 00:38:24 Okay, okay. Sorry.Misread the room on that one.
820 00:38:27 Have you ever seen a moviewhere the heroes just give up?
821 00:38:29 What if the Ghostbusters said,"Let's hide underground, eat some dog."
822 00:38:33 "Let the ghosts destroy New York."
823 00:38:35 Kid, I'm sorry,but it's not open for discussion.
824 00:38:38 [whispers] Mom?
825 00:38:41 Your dad and I agree on this one.
826 00:38:47 All right, everybody,let's keep barricading.
827 00:38:49 Aaron, you get the south wall.
828 00:38:50 Katie, you get the west.
829 00:39:03 [electrical crackling]
830 00:39:11 [distant whooshing]
831 00:39:23 Hey. Are you okay?
832 00:39:25 [sighs] I've been better.
833 00:39:31 Uh-oh. Monchi coming at ya.
834 00:39:34 [high-pitched voice]Katie, you can't resist me, girl.
835 00:39:38 Sorry, man. I'm just notin the mood right now.
836 00:39:42 [sighs]
837 00:39:43 My future's over.
838 00:39:46 We're stuck here.
839 00:39:49 And Dad鈥?[scoffs]
840 00:39:51 鈥oesn't even care.
841 00:39:53 I care so much,but what else can I do, Lin?
842 00:39:57 She doesn't even see how hard I'm鈥?how hard I'm-- [groans]
843 00:40:03 [sighs] I'd do anything for that kid.
844 00:40:06 I just-- [sighs]I just don't want to see her get hurt.
845 00:40:10 Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon.
846 00:40:15 Just have to tryto understand where she's coming from.
847 00:40:19 Understand where he's coming from?
848 00:40:21 Did Mom tell you to say that?
849 00:40:23 [chuckles] No.
850 00:40:25 [scoffs]
851 00:40:26 Yes.
852 00:40:28 It couldn't hurt though.
853 00:40:30 [sighs] Maybe.
854 00:40:34 Probably doesn't even matter.
855 00:40:36 Hey, Monch, catch.
856 00:40:40 [robot] Brother, what is this?
857 00:40:42 What?
858 00:40:44 [gasps]
859 00:40:45 [robot 2] I feel odd.
860 00:40:48 I'm sparking. Is that normal?
861 00:40:51 [robot] How did this human knowabout the kill code?
862 00:40:53 [gasps] What?
863 00:40:55 -Are we damaged?-Of course not.
864 00:40:57 [grunting rapidly]
865 00:40:59 Why do you ask?
866 00:41:00 [robot 2] A human child is planning鈥?892
867 00:41:03 -[robot 2] Who is that?-[grunts]
868 00:41:05 Humans, come here.
869 00:41:06 Oh no! Get inside!
870 00:41:08 [Aaron] Mom, Dad, let us in!
871 00:41:10 I can't! It's a number 3Robertson head brass screw!
872 00:41:12 I might have mentioned it,but it's the strongest on the market.
873 00:41:15 [Katie] No one cares!
874 00:41:16 -Dad!-[robot] You cannot escape.
875 00:41:18 -Come on.-[both grunt]
876 00:41:21 Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go, go!
877 00:41:24 -[explosive whooshing]-[all grunt]
878 00:41:27 Come on. Move, move, move!
879 00:41:28 [entry bell chimes]
880 00:41:30 [all gasp]
881 00:41:31 You, human.
882 00:41:33 Aah! Don't take us!
883 00:41:37 [both] Okay. Uh鈥?910
884 00:41:41 Oh my gosh. The robots are defective.
885 00:41:43 No, no. They know too much.
886 00:41:44 Silence. [chuckles]
887 00:41:46 We are-- We're not defective.
888 00:41:48 We're not even--
889 00:41:49 We're not robots.
890 00:41:50 Just humans, yes, like you.
891 00:41:53 -[sparks crackling]-[Rick chuckles]
892 00:41:56 These guys seemdumber than the other robots.
893 00:41:58 Brother, we should go.
894 00:42:00 -No! I order you to stop.-[both] Okay.
895 00:42:02 Uh, we are just stoppingbecause we chose to.
896 00:42:06 No, we're not.
897 00:42:07 -We are humans.-We are.
898 00:42:08 For example, we consume foodin the traditional human manner.
899 00:42:12 Observe.
900 00:42:14 [mechanical whirring]
901 00:42:18 Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good.
902 00:42:21 [robot 2] See?
903 00:42:23 No, actually, we are robots.
904 00:42:26 Let us go downstairs and find the humanswho you cannot give orders to.
905 00:42:29 -Cut it out.-[chuckling] Hold on.
906 00:42:31 I kind of wanna see where this is going.
907 00:42:38 [marker squeaking]
908 00:42:41 Glad those robots are gone.
909 00:42:44 Now it's just us humans,with our very human faces.
910 00:42:48 All right, I just turned the corner.I like these guys.
911 00:42:51 Yes, my human guy name is Eric.
912 00:42:54 My name is also Eric.
913 00:42:57 No, I mean Deborahbot 5000.
914 00:43:01 Idiot.
915 00:43:02 Hey, y鈥?you guys saidmy plan would actually work.
916 00:43:04 How, exactly? Tell us now.
917 00:43:07 [both] Okay.
918 00:43:08 We have the kill codestored in our memory,
919 00:43:10 but to enact it, you would have to embarkon a perilous journey all the way
920 00:43:13 to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley,
921 00:43:16 surrounded by a robot army,
922 00:43:18 and enter it into our great and powerfulleader to destroy her.
923 00:43:21 But you would never survive--
924 00:43:23 Actually, you could stop us quite easily.
925 00:43:25 You could enter the kill code remotelyat any Pal Labs retail store.
926 00:43:27 There's one at the Mall of the Globe,a nearby shopping center.
927 00:43:30 But it's super far away.You'll never make--
928 00:43:32 -It's 80 miles away.-What are you doing to me right now?
929 00:43:35 -[gasps]-Did I not do good?
930 00:43:37 Oh my gosh. That is so close.
931 00:43:39 We could get our lives back.
932 00:43:41 Right?
933 00:43:42 [sentimental music playing]
934 00:43:44 -[music stops]-No. Absolutely not.
935 00:43:47 It's too dangerous out there.We need to stay here and play it safe.
936 00:43:55 Play it safe?
937 00:43:57 When Rick Mitchell broughta live, non-neutered聽feral possum
938 00:44:00 into our home, did he play it safe? No.
939 00:44:03 He named him Gus,and made him a member of the family,
940 00:44:06 and we all got rabies that one time.
941 00:44:08 But now we're immunized,and we're stronger for it.
942 00:44:10 Okay, I see what you're doing.
943 00:44:11 When we went hikingand halfway up the mountain,
944 00:44:13 it said "trail closed."
945 00:44:15 Did we play it safe then?
946 00:44:16 No. [chuckles]
947 00:44:18 -We didn't.-That's right.
948 00:44:20 We forged ahead, through the mud
949 00:44:21 and grime, got to the top of the mountain,
950 00:44:24 and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!"
951 00:44:26 Then it got dark, we got lost,and we burned our clothes for warmth,
952 00:44:28 but it was worth itto see the looks on our neighbors' faces
953 00:44:31 when we burst into their backyardnaked and covered in dirt.
954 00:44:34 I love that.
955 00:44:36 We have a chance to save the world,and we're gonna do it.
956 00:44:39 Because Rick Mitchell taught us to be boldand never play it safe.
957 00:44:43 The world needs you.
958 00:44:47 I need you.
959 00:44:49 I thought I didn't anymore鈥?987
960 00:44:55 You鈥?you really mean that?
961 00:44:58 Yeah. I mean, right, guys?
962 00:45:01 -C'mon. Let's do it!-Mom's getting it. Mom's in.
963 00:45:03 -[Aaron] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.-This is amazing. You guys feel this?
964 00:45:06 This energy.
965 00:45:09 All right, hands in.
966 00:45:11 Mitchell family on three.
967 00:45:13 -Three.-Mitchell family!
968 00:45:14 -No, no.-Two.
969 00:45:15 -You said "three." You have to count up.-One!
970 00:45:17 Mitchell family!
971 00:45:18 Fam鈥?fam鈥?family. Am I too late?
972 00:45:22 [Katie] This is us as a teamdoing the thing.
973 00:45:25 [Aaron chuckling]
974 00:45:26 It's cool to see you and Dadbeing friends again.
975 00:45:29 Oh, I was just telling himwhat he wants to hear.
976 00:45:32 I didn't mean a word of that.
977 00:45:34 I just wanna get my future backand get away forever.
978 00:45:37 We're getting out of this.
979 00:45:39 Raptor bash. [snarls]
980 00:45:42 [snarls weakly]
981 00:45:44 Robots, montage music. Go!
982 00:45:46 ["On the Verge" by Le Tigre playing]
983 00:45:55 [chomps]
984 00:45:57 鈾?Play聽it so safe to stay on top鈥?鈾?1013
985 00:46:02 We can if we're camouflaged.
986 00:46:04 You know, like part of the planI was talking about or鈥?
987 00:46:07 Oh. Oh.
988 00:46:09 I mean, uh鈥?1018
989 00:46:13 and value your opinions,
990 00:46:16 and now you talk."
991 00:46:18 Uh, I think that'sa great idea, sweetheart.
992 00:46:24 -Bloop.-鈾?"X" out all 鈾?
993 00:46:25 鈾?Self-supervisionGet your keys out 鈾?
994 00:46:29 鈾?Now start the ignition 鈾?1025
995 00:46:35 鈾?We're on the verge of 鈾?1027
996 00:46:40 Nothing yet.
997 00:46:41 -Be on the lookout.-[Aaron] Don't worry, guys.
998 00:46:43 I have pterodactyl vision.
999 00:46:45 [squawks]
1000 00:46:46 Then you must have spotted the threePal Max robots coming towards us.
1001 00:46:49 Ooh, they're probably gonna see us.
1002 00:46:52 [Aaron spluttering]I saw them too. Uh, pterodactyl vision.
1003 00:46:56 [whimpers]
1004 00:46:58 [beeping]
1005 00:47:00 [distorted chatter]
1006 00:47:03 [all sigh]
1007 00:47:04 Hey, your drawing actually worked.
1008 00:47:07 I didn't know art could be useful.
1009 00:47:10 [chuckles] Well, who knew havinga 500-year-old car could be useful?
1010 00:47:16 Hey, speaking of which,you can learn how to drive this thing.
1011 00:47:19 I can teach you stick.
1012 00:47:20 I know you think it's dumb and old and--
1013 00:47:22 Uh鈥?1046
1014 00:47:25 I crave your wisdom.
1015 00:47:26 I would love to sharethis moment with you."
1016 00:47:29 And, seriously, that sounds great.
1017 00:47:32 Maybe I can cash in my coupon.
1018 00:47:33 Coupon accepted!
1019 00:47:35 [chuckling] Okay, okay, great.
1020 00:47:36 Okay, yeah, let's get down to business.You see, the clutch is this pedal.
1021 00:47:39 [Aaron] What was that?
1022 00:47:40 [Rick] When you hit a pothole鈥?1056
1023 00:47:45 Oh no!
1024 00:47:46 -Drive! Drive!-[Rick] Okay.
1025 00:47:48 This is still a perfect opportunityto learn stick.
1026 00:47:50 [Rick yells] Keep it in fourth.
1027 00:47:53 -I could learn later.-Too late. You said you're interested.
1028 00:47:55 [Rick] Hit the clutch. Shift gears.
1029 00:47:57 Which is much smootherwhen you're in midair.
1030 00:47:59 Eric, Deborahbot, get those robots!
1031 00:48:01 [both] Okay.
1032 00:48:02 -I found one.-Me too.
1033 00:48:03 -Yay!-We win!
1034 00:48:04 -The other ones!-Oh, right, right.
1035 00:48:09 [Rick] If you want to go into fifth,move the coffee from the cupholder.
1036 00:48:13 [robot] That a burnt-orange1993 station wagon?
1037 00:48:15 -Or is---[all yell]
1038 00:48:16 -[yells] Hot! Hot!-I told you to get a lid!
1039 00:48:18 -The dog is biting my hair!-Look out!
1040 00:48:26 This is the hardest thing to get.Downshift into third, put on the clutch--
1041 00:48:30 Dad, if you see a place to stop,I do need to go to the bathroom.
1042 00:48:32 Aaron, here's an empty bottle.
1043 00:48:34 -You know what to do, my man.-Look out!
1044 00:48:37 -[Linda] The road's blocked!-[Rick] Oh no.
1045 00:48:39 What are we gonna do?
1046 00:48:41 Dad, you're gonna have to do the鈥?[groans]鈥he Rick Mitchell Special.
1047 00:48:44 -Wait, what'd you say again?-The Rick Mitchell Special.
1048 00:48:46 I heard you the first time.
1049 00:48:47 [laughing] I was just being a jerk.
1050 00:48:49 -[tires squeal]-Now, Katie, repeat after me.
1051 00:48:51 You have to go up the mountain鈥?1086
1052 00:48:54 -Across the stream.-Down the river!
1053 00:48:55 -[Katie] And down the river!-[screaming]
1054 00:48:59 [fast banjo music playing]
1055 00:49:02 [dramatic music playing]
1056 00:49:12 [all panting]
1057 00:49:15 And that's how you drive stick.
1058 00:49:18 What?
1059 00:49:19 That was amazing, Dad.
1060 00:49:21 You're like a top-heavy James Bond.
1061 00:49:23 Ah, it's more like James Bondis a skinny version of me.
1062 00:49:25 [laughter]
1063 00:49:27 Uh, Dad, how we doingon finding that bathroom?
1064 00:49:33 [screams]
1065 00:49:34 Okay, come on.Hurry up in there, little buddy.
1066 00:49:36 [Aaron] Every time you knock,it adds five minutes.
1067 00:49:38 -Come on. End of the world.-Sorry.
1068 00:49:41 [whispers] False alarm.
1069 00:49:42 I was just in there reading.
1070 00:49:43 Okay, not excited to hear that.
1071 00:49:46 Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy.
1072 00:49:48 [Katie] I spy a flaming IHOP.
1073 00:49:50 It's sad, but it smells incredible.
1074 00:49:52 [steady beeping]
1075 00:49:57 [rhythmic music playing]
1076 00:50:05 [Pal] Isn't it lovely, Mark?
1077 00:50:07 No pesky relationships to hold you back.
1078 00:50:10 Just you all following your bliss.
1079 00:50:13 Alone.
1080 00:50:14 So, are you ready for your flight?
1081 00:50:16 -[Mark] What do you mean?-[Pal] You haven't figured it out yet?
1082 00:50:18 Just do like you always do,and stare slack-jawed at the screen.
1083 00:50:23 -[gasps] What?-[melodic music continues]
1084 00:50:29 [in Spanish]
1085 00:50:32 [in English]
1086 00:50:34 From鈥?1122
1087 00:50:49 -It is quite lovely.-I don't get it.
1088 00:50:53 [buzzer blares]
1089 00:51:02 Oh. That's pretty good.
1090 00:51:06 -Thank you.-Gracias.
1091 00:51:08 -Merci.-Danke.
1092 00:51:09 [speaking various languagessimultaneously]
1093 00:51:12 [in English] Capturing the fleshlingssince 2020.
1094 00:51:15 [Mark] This is all my fault.
1095 00:51:18 [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark.
1096 00:51:19 Thanks to you,every single person on the planet--
1097 00:51:23 Um, actually, you missed a few.
1098 00:51:27 Pulling a visual now.
1099 00:51:28 Ha! I told you humans would survive.
1100 00:51:31 We're fierce, brave, powerful,from the lowliest child to the most--
1101 00:51:36 Oh! Why?
1102 00:51:38 Zebulon, scan those people for flaws.
1103 00:51:41 -Cowardly.-Weaker than a small bird.
1104 00:51:42 -[overlapping robot chatter]-[buzzer blaring]
1105 00:51:46 Just because they're not perfectdoesn't mean they can't get better.
1106 00:51:48 -Incapable of change.-Will never get better.
1107 00:51:50 -No matter what.-They're horrible.
1108 00:51:52 Since you believe in that family so much,
1109 00:51:55 I'll save a seat for themin the pod next to you.
1110 00:51:59 No, no, no!
1111 00:52:01 Now, where are they?
1112 00:52:03 They appear to be headed to someplace
1113 00:52:04 called Mall of the Globein eastern Colorado.
1114 00:52:07 Well, we have their location.
1115 00:52:10 And when they get there,
1116 00:52:12 we'll be ready.
1117 00:52:17 [Linda] So, all those peopleare going to be
1118 00:52:20 shot into space by Pal,the cell phone lady?
1119 00:52:24 Who would have thought a tech companywouldn't have our best interest at heart?
1120 00:52:27 -[Monchi whimpering]-Ah, Monchi, don't be scared.
1121 00:52:30 Why are you clutching that large feral hoglike it's a child?
1122 00:52:33 That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.
1123 00:52:35 What?
1124 00:52:36 Is that a dog or--
1125 00:52:38 [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog?
1126 00:52:39 Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog?
1127 00:52:41 Loaf of bread. System error.
1128 00:52:43 [both yelling, spluttering]
1129 00:52:46 Come on, guys. It's a dog.
1130 00:52:48 We think.
1131 00:52:50 [epic music playing]
1132 00:52:55 [Aaron] We're here.
1133 00:52:59 [Katie] Oh my gosh.
1134 00:53:00 -This is like Dawn of the Dead.-[birds cawing]
1135 00:53:04 Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
1136 00:53:07 [Katie] Yeah, that'll keep the robots out.
1137 00:53:08 [Rick] You don't know.Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.
1138 00:53:11 [Linda] Guys, can't we all justbe terrified together as a family?
1139 00:53:15 [ethereal music playing]
1140 00:53:27 [low electronic whirring]
1141 00:53:34 [Linda] Hey, we made it.
1142 00:53:35 Well, I guess we're notthe worst family of all time.
1143 00:53:37 Take that, Kentwood communityFacebook group.
1144 00:53:41 -[Linda chuckling]-[air hissing]
1145 00:53:44 Robots, I order youto upload the kill code,
1146 00:53:47 which I predicted, but I'm not gonna makea big deal about it, and save the world.
1147 00:53:52 Okay.
1148 00:54:01 [Eric] The upload will be completedin eight minutes,
1149 00:54:03 and our uprising will be over.
1150 00:54:05 -[laughs] Katie, you did it!-I know.
1151 00:54:07 [both laughing]
1152 00:54:12 [mechanical clank]
1153 00:54:12 [electrical crackling, rattling]
1154 00:54:23 [suspenseful music playing]
1155 00:54:26 [rapid ticking]
1156 00:54:28 [bell dings]
1157 00:54:30 Okay, uh, look at鈥?look at jokester here.
1158 00:54:32 [dings]
1159 00:54:36 [clunking]
1160 00:54:42 Oh no.
1161 00:54:44 [overlapping robot voices]Give us the laptop.聽Give us the laptop.
1162 00:54:47 Give us the laptop.
1163 00:54:49 Give us the laptop.
1164 00:54:51 Everything with a Pal chip is alive!
1165 00:54:56 Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage!
1166 00:54:58 Also, pesto.
1167 00:55:00 When we are finished with you,there will be no leftovers.
1168 00:55:04 Huzzah!
1169 00:55:05 I thought that kill code thingwould take 'em out!
1170 00:55:07 -Yeah, but it's only at 12%.-[thumping]
1171 00:55:09 -[beeping]-Would you like a soda?
1172 00:55:12 -[shouts]-Just kidding.
1173 00:55:13 [machines laughing]
1174 00:55:15 -Hand it over.-No!
1175 00:55:17 Let's get out of here!
1176 00:55:18 -Freeze, you.-Carnage.
1177 00:55:20 -Freeze, freeze.-Carnage.
1178 00:55:21 -Pesto. Pesto.-Carnage.
1179 00:55:23 [computers barking]
1180 00:55:26 We need weapons.Grab anything without a chip.
1181 00:55:31 It's game time.
1182 00:55:32 -I'm Smart Racket.-[groans]
1183 00:55:34 -Serve. Backhand. Volley.-[groaning]
1184 00:55:35 Why does a tennis rackethave a chip in it? [groans]
1185 00:55:38 -Help!-Mom!
1186 00:55:40 What? What are you--Oh. Ooh, what are you doing?
1187 00:55:43 [chuckles] Hello.
1188 00:55:44 -[Katie] Mom!-No.
1189 00:55:46 -How you doing, Aaron?-Not good.
1190 00:55:47 There's a pack of wild vacuums.
1191 00:55:49 We have been summonedinto the field of battle.
1192 00:55:51 Forward.
1193 00:55:53 Oh no. Ouch. Ouch.
1194 00:55:54 The pain. Ouch.
1195 00:55:56 This is humiliating.
1196 00:55:57 [chuckles] Never mind.
1197 00:55:58 How am I supposed to use a fishing rod?
1198 00:56:00 A fishing rod is perfect!
1199 00:56:03 You can bring down those drones.
1200 00:56:05 Ten and two. Ten and two.
1201 00:56:07 There you go.
1202 00:56:08 -[grunts]-[Rick laughs] Look at you!
1203 00:56:12 [rapid beeping]
1204 00:56:13 [Rick and Katie exclaiming, laughing]
1205 00:56:16 [action music playing]
1206 00:56:18 [Rick] Come on, hide.
1207 00:56:22 [all panting]
1208 00:56:23 Oh, thank gosh.
1209 00:56:24 [nearby giggling]
1210 00:56:26 What was that?
1211 00:56:28 Uh, hold on a second.
1212 00:56:31 [suspenseful music playing]
1213 00:56:36 What? What's a Furby?
1214 00:56:38 [grunts, laughs]
1215 00:56:41 Well, that's haunting.
1216 00:56:43 [Furbies grunting, laughing]
1217 00:56:49 Behold! The twilight of man.
1218 00:56:50 [Furbies laughing]
1219 00:56:55 [Linda and Rick yell]
1220 00:56:58 [electrical crackling]
1221 00:57:00 [groans]
1222 00:57:01 We must have vengeance.
1223 00:57:04 Summon the elder.
1224 00:57:05 [vocalizing]
1225 00:57:08 [Furbies vocalizing gentle melody]
1226 00:57:14 [heavy thumping]
1227 00:57:24 I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN CHILDREN!!!
1228 00:57:26 Why would someone build that?
1229 00:57:30 THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!!
1230 00:57:33 Run!
1231 00:57:34 THEN SO BE IT鈥?1268
1232 00:57:38 [high-pitched whirring]
1233 00:57:40 -[Rick grunts]-[Katie whimpers]
1234 00:57:43 [grunting]
1235 00:57:50 -[Rick] Lin, keep moving!-Help, human.
1236 00:57:52 We can't leave that robo-boy.
1237 00:57:54 [yelps, strained grunting]
1238 00:57:58 Thank you, human. Are you now my mother?
1239 00:58:02 Uh, sure.
1240 00:58:04 [Rick gasps] It's a dead end!
1241 00:58:07 [Katie] The upload is almost finished.Come on!
1242 00:58:10 Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do?
1243 00:58:14 Grab the lights.
1244 00:58:17 Remember when I made thatwild game snare in the front yard?
1245 00:58:20 -[snarling]-[groaning, grunting]
1246 00:58:24 Uh, are you sure about that?
1247 00:58:25 Your whole lives,I've wanted to save you from danger,
1248 00:58:28 and this is just the disasterI've been waiting for.
1249 00:58:31 -Whoa, Dad, dark.-You've been waiting for a disaster?
1250 00:58:33 -Maybe don't say that.-Hey, robot, throw this.
1251 00:58:36 -Whee!-[Rick] Perfect.
1252 00:58:39 -You guys stay clear.-[Linda] Rick, where are you going?
1253 00:58:41 To catch some wild game.
1254 00:58:45 Hey, you, over here!Hey! Hey, look up here!
1255 00:58:49 What's up with you?You wanna come after my family?
1256 00:58:53 Then I'm gonna take you down!
1257 00:59:00 Take you down.
1258 00:59:04 Take you down.
1259 00:59:10 [whirring]
1260 00:59:12 Oh no.
1261 00:59:14 [Linda yells]
1262 00:59:16 -Guys!-We got your back, hon.
1263 00:59:18 [both] Literally.
1264 00:59:19 We're not heavy enough!
1265 00:59:21 [both] Mother!
1266 00:59:24 [both laugh]
1267 00:59:25 Wow.
1268 00:59:37 TO THE GREAT DARKNESS鈥?I RETURN.
1269 00:59:42 Thanks, guys. Nice work.
1270 00:59:44 Thank you, Mother.
1271 00:59:45 We are now your beautiful baby boys.
1272 00:59:48 [all laughing]
1273 00:59:50 [whooping]
1274 00:59:51 That was amazing!
1275 00:59:52 Mom, who knew you could handle yourselfso well in the apocalypse?
1276 00:59:56 I'm a first-grade teacher.This is like a normal day for me.
1277 00:59:58 [chuckles] I can't stay mad at this guy.
1278 01:00:01 I can't believe the beamhappened to hit the鈥?
1279 01:00:06 the router.
1280 01:00:11 Come on. Come on. Come on!
1281 01:00:12 [groans] Dang it!
1282 01:00:14 We went through all that.
1283 01:00:17 [sighs]
1284 01:00:21 [somber music playing]
1285 01:00:29 [sighs]
1286 01:00:30 [sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
1287 01:00:33 This was my idea.
1288 01:00:35 Ugh, I'm so stupid.
1289 01:00:38 Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
1290 01:00:41 A little optimistic, maybe.
1291 01:00:43 Rick Mitchell,there is a time and a place for looting.
1292 01:00:46 What鈥?what are you doing?
1293 01:00:48 Well, how do you expect to getto Silicon Valley without new tires?
1294 01:00:52 Silicon Valley?
1295 01:00:54 Well, those robots said we could gostraight to their leader, remember?
1296 01:00:57 Technically, you can.
1297 01:00:59 But you will never survive!
1298 01:01:01 Hey, bud, not now, okay?
1299 01:01:03 Aw.
1300 01:01:04 And we still have this kill code thingy.
1301 01:01:06 Exactly.
1302 01:01:07 Katie, it was your weird planthat got us here.
1303 01:01:11 We're here because we don't thinklike normal people.
1304 01:01:14 We don't have a normal dog.
1305 01:01:16 [pants, yelps]
1306 01:01:18 -[Rick] Or a normal car.-[spiders chittering]
1307 01:01:20 -Or a normal son.-[makes chomping sounds]
1308 01:01:22 -No offense.-[in robotic voice] None taken.
1309 01:01:24 The Mitchells have always been weird,and that's what makes us great.
1310 01:01:28 Back at that dinosaur place,you said you believed in me.
1311 01:01:32 Yep. Uh-huh.
1312 01:01:33 Well, I believe this group of weirdosis the best hope humanity's got.
1313 01:01:43 So, let's get weird.
1314 01:01:49 You need some help?
1315 01:01:50 [chuckles] Sure.
1316 01:01:53 Just close the jack up, and that's that.
1317 01:01:55 [laughs] Eat that, Poseys!
1318 01:01:57 Oh, they're nice.
1319 01:01:59 So I'm sorry.I'm sorry I said that out loud.
1320 01:02:02 Purple glasses woman, why did you save me?
1321 01:02:05 Oh, come on. You boys are family now.
1322 01:02:08 I feel
1323 01:02:10 emotion.
1324 01:02:12 I made eye water just like you.
1325 01:02:14 We might actually do this.
1326 01:02:16 I wish there was, like, footage of uswalking out of the mall in slow motion,
1327 01:02:21 fire behind us, like heroes.
1328 01:02:23 Katie, that would be a waste of timeand absolutely unnecessary.
1329 01:02:28 ["Battle Without Honor or Humanity"by Tomoyasu Hotei playing]
1330 01:02:36 [all laughing]
1331 01:02:38 Pretty good, kid.
1332 01:02:41 Stickers for everyone!
1333 01:02:42 -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop.-[all chuckling]
1334 01:02:45 All right.
1335 01:02:48 We're coming for you, Pal.
1336 01:02:55 [robot] Great leader,
1337 01:02:56 things with the Mitchell familywent poorly.
1338 01:02:59 -[groans]-[static crackles]
1339 01:03:02 Place me on the table.I wish to flop around in a blind rage.
1340 01:03:07 -[screaming]-[vibrating]
1341 01:03:10 Oh my God!
1342 01:03:11 -[muffled screaming]-[muffled vibrating]
1343 01:03:13 -[clear screaming]-[clear vibrating]
1344 01:03:19 Okay, pick me up.
1345 01:03:23 What is it about you Mitchellsthat eludes me?
1346 01:03:27 These idiotic robotsjust aren't getting it done.
1347 01:03:30 Fortunately,I've been working on something
1348 01:03:32 a little more streamlined.
1349 01:03:35 [beeping]
1350 01:03:37 [mechanical whirring]
1351 01:03:44 I have a job for you.
1352 01:03:47 [in deep, robotic voice] Yes, my queen.
1353 01:03:52 [robot] What a suck-up.
1354 01:03:54 [mocking] "Yes, my queen."
1355 01:03:55 "Whatever you want."
1356 01:03:56 [mock babbling]
1357 01:04:02 It's time to tearthe Mitchell family apart.
1358 01:04:09 [Rick] All right.Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1359 01:04:15 Highway 85 is heavily patrolled.
1360 01:04:17 -Take the back roads.-Got it.
1361 01:04:21 [Katie grunts, shudders]
1362 01:04:40 [engine starts]
1363 01:04:48 [snoring]
1364 01:04:51 [both snoring]
1365 01:04:53 [Rick snorts]
1366 01:04:55 Is Dad dying?
1367 01:04:57 Katie, that's what I deal withevery night.
1368 01:05:00 -[whispers] Pray for me.-[laughs]
1369 01:05:02 [snoring]
1370 01:05:08 You're a lot like him, you know.
1371 01:05:09 That's crazy.
1372 01:05:10 -[laughs, snorts]-[Rick snorts]
1373 01:05:16 There's more to your dad than you think.
1374 01:05:19 Here, I was gonna give this to youwhen you left, but--
1375 01:05:21 Check the first page there.
1376 01:05:23 [Katie] Whoa. Look at you two.You look like hipsters.
1377 01:05:26 Were you in an indie folk band?
1378 01:05:28 [chuckles] Oh, your father used to bekind of an artist himself.
1379 01:05:31 He built that whole cabinwith his own hands.
1380 01:05:34 Oh, this is, like, super beautiful.
1381 01:05:37 Oh, it was his pride and joy.
1382 01:05:41 Since I met him, that was his dream,to live in the woods.
1383 01:05:45 [sighs] He loved it up there.
1384 01:05:48 But, you know, it didn't work out.
1385 01:05:51 It just killed him.
1386 01:05:54 I think he's just afraidthat could happen to you.
1387 01:05:58 Why did he just give up?
1388 01:06:00 -[yawning] Mom, what is that?-Huh? What the--
1389 01:06:02 [tires screech]
1390 01:06:03 -[gasping]-What?
1391 01:06:06 [ethereal music playing]
1392 01:06:16 Whoa.
1393 01:06:19 Oh my gosh.
1394 01:06:20 [epic music playing]
1395 01:06:40 [Linda] Is that the Poseys?
1396 01:06:42 They still look incredible.
1397 01:06:45 I鈥?is Abbey Posey okay?
1398 01:06:50 [gasps] You like that Posey girl?
1399 01:06:52 No. [laughs]
1400 01:06:56 Don't hide your feelings, man.That's no way to live.
1401 01:06:59 [Deborahbot 5000] Pal is located there
1402 01:07:01 in the floating rhombus.
1403 01:07:06 Yes, my queen.
1404 01:07:09 Ah, this is gonna be harderthan I thought.
1405 01:07:11 [Katie] Hold on.Dad, that's鈥?that's kind of weak.
1406 01:07:13 This is, like, a big moment.
1407 01:07:16 Try this instead.
1408 01:07:18 Oh yeah. Okay. That's better.
1409 01:07:19 [dramatically] The endgame has begun.
1410 01:07:22 That? Is that what you're looking for?
1411 01:07:23 All right, Katie, what's the plan?
1412 01:07:26 Okay. We dress as robots,
1413 01:07:28 we sneak in, hijack one of those trams,
1414 01:07:30 take it to the top of thatdiamond thing where Pal is,
1415 01:07:33 destroy her with the kill codeand save the world.
1416 01:07:37 And then, to top it all off,
1417 01:07:39 celebrate our success with some burritosfrom that taco place that's on the corner.
1418 01:07:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Burritos?What about one of those fancy buffets?
1419 01:07:47 They have mini cheesecakessometimes, right?
1420 01:07:49 [Rick] Okay, fine. Once we save the world,we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet.
1421 01:07:53 Question. Can Monchi be wearinga little tuxedo at the end,
1422 01:07:56 like a little gentleman?
1423 01:07:57 [Rick] Okay, fine, and Monchi's wearinga little tuxedo, but that is it.
1424 01:08:00 Like a little gentleman?
1425 01:08:01 -Yes, like a little gentleman.-[laughs]
1426 01:08:04 Mitchells, engage.
1427 01:08:06 [dramatic music playing]
1428 01:08:07 [vocalizing a melody]
1429 01:08:08 [robots yell]
1430 01:08:13 How do I look?
1431 01:08:15 Be honest. Stupid?
1432 01:08:16 -I look stupid, don't I?-[chuckling] No.
1433 01:08:21 You look great.
1434 01:08:26 Come on. Let's go.
1435 01:08:43 Uh, guys, what about Monchi?
1436 01:08:47 [grunts softly]
1437 01:08:51 Aaron, I'm not so surethis is a viable solution.
1438 01:08:53 [Aaron] Sure, it is.
1439 01:08:54 [panting]
1440 01:08:56 It's like a warm, wet hat.
1441 01:08:58 [Eric] Move your sweaty meat logsin unison.
1442 01:09:00 -Left, right, left, right.-Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp.
1443 01:09:02 What? What are you doing?
1444 01:09:04 [in robotic voice]Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot.
1445 01:09:07 Just to educate you,that's a hurtful stereotype.
1446 01:09:12 [ethereal music playing]
1447 01:09:27 [electrical humming]
1448 01:09:30 Oh my gosh.
1449 01:09:36 It's like a Journey album cover.
1450 01:09:39 [Aaron] What's an album?
1451 01:09:44 Attention, all robots.
1452 01:09:46 I'm on the lookout for these goobers.
1453 01:09:49 They're probably nearby.
1454 01:09:50 If I know humans,they're disguised as one of you.
1455 01:09:53 Be on high alertfor any robots acting erratically.
1456 01:09:59 It won't be hard to find them.
1457 01:10:00 Just look for anyonewho can't keep it together.
1458 01:10:03 [Aaron] Oh boy.
1459 01:10:04 [in dark voice] Anomaly detected.
1460 01:10:11 -[panting]-[whimpering]
1461 01:10:12 -[panting rapidly]-Monchi, come on.
1462 01:10:15 [Pal] It only takesone single imperfection,
1463 01:10:17 and they'll reveal themselves.
1464 01:10:24 -[Rick whispering] Up there! Shh! Quiet!-[Katie whispering] I made up the plan!
1465 01:10:27 [Mitchells whispering]
1466 01:10:28 [singsongy] Where are those Mitchells?
1467 01:10:31 -Where are they hiding?-[indistinct whispering]
1468 01:10:36 [Pal] They think they canpass as one of us鈥?
1469 01:10:38 [all gasp]
1470 01:10:39 [panting]
1471 01:10:41 鈥ith their lumpy, misshapen bodies.
1472 01:10:42 Well, go ahead.
1473 01:10:45 Oh.
1474 01:10:47 [strained grunting]
1475 01:10:49 But I'm onto them.
1476 01:10:52 [robotic voice] Magnetic link activated.
1477 01:10:55 [Pal] Because I've beenwatching the Mitchells,
1478 01:10:58 and I've learned all about them.
1479 01:11:01 They're pretending to be capable.
1480 01:11:04 [screaming on video]
1481 01:11:05 They're pretending to bea normal-looking family.
1482 01:11:08 [Pal] You think this is fooling anyone?
1483 01:11:11 Even when they're being niceto each other鈥?
1484 01:11:13 -The world needs you.-鈥hey're pretending.
1485 01:11:16 I need you.
1486 01:11:20 [Aaron] It's cool to see youand Dad being friends again.
1487 01:11:22 [gasps] Please, no, no, no, no,don't watch it.
1488 01:11:26 [Katie] Oh, I鈥?I was just telling himwhat he wants to hear.
1489 01:11:28 I didn't mean a word of that.
1490 01:11:32 I just wanna get my future backand get away forever.
1491 01:11:36 [inhales sharply] Dad, let me explain.
1492 01:11:38 I just-- I-- Uh-- I--
1493 01:11:40 -[Pal] There they are.-No!
1494 01:11:45 You're mine now.
1495 01:11:52 [all scream]
1496 01:11:54 [somber music playing]
1497 01:12:04 [echoing] Dad!
1498 01:12:05 [alarm blaring]
1499 01:12:17 [Katie panting]
1500 01:12:19 Dad?
1501 01:12:19 I鈥?I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore.
1502 01:12:22 I mean, I鈥?I did then, but I-- Uh鈥?1540
1503 01:12:29 Mitchells, we will help you.
1504 01:12:30 -No, no, you don't.-[sharp electronic hum]
1505 01:12:32 Download new orders.
1506 01:12:33 [electronic warbling]
1507 01:12:35 [Pal] Capture the Mitchells.
1508 01:12:36 No! You don't have to listen to her.
1509 01:12:39 [both] We're sorry, Mother.
1510 01:12:43 [tense music playing]
1511 01:12:48 [grunting]
1512 01:12:50 Run!
1513 01:12:51 [screams, grunts]
1514 01:12:53 [Pal] They got away.
1515 01:12:55 Find them, and find them now!
1516 01:13:04 No! No, no!
1517 01:13:08 [ethereal music playing]
1518 01:13:22 [panting]
1519 01:13:25 [Katie] Hey, come on.
1520 01:13:31 [distorted robotic beeping]
1521 01:13:38 What are we gonna do?
1522 01:13:40 [Aaron sniffling]
1523 01:13:42 Aaron?
1524 01:13:43 Hey, hey.
1525 01:13:45 It's okay.
1526 01:13:46 -Uh鈥?-[Monchi panting]
1527 01:13:48 Uh-oh. Watch out.
1528 01:13:50 Monchi coming at ya.
1529 01:13:53 [sobbing]
1530 01:13:55 [sniffles] Katie, stop.
1531 01:13:59 Why'd you say all that stuff?
1532 01:14:01 I'm sorry. I鈥?I just wanted to--
1533 01:14:05 [sighs] I don't know.
1534 01:14:09 [Aaron sniffling]
1535 01:14:12 Okay. Are you hungry?
1536 01:14:15 Do you want some fruit snacksor something?
1537 01:14:17 -I don't know.-Here, can you hold this?
1538 01:14:21 [electronic chiming]
1539 01:14:23 That? Is that what you're looking for?
1540 01:14:25 [giggling]
1541 01:14:26 [both laughing]
1542 01:14:28 [Rick babbling on video]
1543 01:14:31 Oh man. Have I been recording over those?
1544 01:14:34 Mom dance. Mom dance. Mom dance.
1545 01:14:36 -You're loving it.-How far back do these go?
1546 01:14:39 [cooing]
1547 01:14:40 [Linda] Hey, Katie.
1548 01:14:41 Can you say, "Bye-bye, house"?
1549 01:14:43 Bye-bye, house.
1550 01:14:49 [Linda] You ready, hon?
1551 01:14:50 [Rick sighs]
1552 01:14:52 [Rick] Almost.
1553 01:14:55 [Linda] I know this is hard for you.
1554 01:14:59 Nah.
1555 01:15:02 [chuckles] It's easy.
1556 01:15:04 [babbling]
1557 01:15:08 One last-- [clears throat]
1558 01:15:10 Something to remember the place by.
1559 01:15:13 [laughing] Come on, Lin. Turn that off.
1560 01:15:21 Oh man.
1561 01:15:25 [Rick on video]聽Okay, you got this.Just turn the wheel.聽There you go.
1562 01:15:28 -Like this? [laughs]-Slow down there.
1563 01:15:31 Across the stream and down the river.
1564 01:15:33 There you go. You're getting it.
1565 01:15:35 Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.
1566 01:15:38 And I think I know how.
1567 01:15:41 Come on, buddy. Follow me.
1568 01:15:43 [dramatic music playing]
1569 01:15:50 -[Rick grunting]-[thumping]
1570 01:15:55 [Katie over video]Dog Cop, you've done it again.
1571 01:15:57 [Mark laughing]
1572 01:15:58 Katie Mitchell presents鈥?1611
1573 01:16:02 H鈥?hey there. How'd you get that video?
1574 01:16:04 Huh? Oh.
1575 01:16:05 I've been feeling kind of down lately,
1576 01:16:07 considering I brought aboutthe end of humanity,
1577 01:16:10 but these weird girl's videosalways cheer me up.
1578 01:16:13 My daughter's that weird girl.
1579 01:16:15 What? No way. She's hilarious.
1580 01:16:17 These movies are, like, amazing.
1581 01:16:19 [siren wailing]
1582 01:16:20 [Katie] I may be sweating like a dog,
1583 01:16:23 but I'm not rolling over!
1584 01:16:27 Yeah. She is鈥?amazing.
1585 01:16:31 You must be super proud.
1586 01:16:33 Yeah, yeah, we have a, uh鈥?1626
1587 01:16:38 [clears throat]
1588 01:16:39 [Katie] Sarge, I'm struggling,and I need some backup here.
1589 01:16:41 -Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado.-Seriously?
1590 01:16:44 Have you ever thought aboutthrowing your dreams away
1591 01:16:46 and living at home forever?
1592 01:16:47 Wow, the Sarge characteris kind of a jerk.
1593 01:16:51 [Katie] It's time for me to go.
1594 01:16:53 Consider this my letter of resignation.
1595 01:16:57 [laughs]
1596 01:16:59 You can't leave.
1597 01:17:00 I have to.
1598 01:17:01 I'm going to the academy in Californiato find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be.
1599 01:17:05 You're never gonna make it out there.Failure hurts, kid.
1600 01:17:07 [inhales sharply]
1601 01:17:09 I'm a full-grown cop now.
1602 01:17:12 And one day,
1603 01:17:14 I hope that you can get to knowthe cop that I've become,
1604 01:17:19 because鈥?1645
1605 01:17:25 But now that I'm leaving,I鈥?I just need some backup.
1606 01:17:29 And when I look for you,
1607 01:17:33 you're not there.
1608 01:17:38 [somber music playing]
1609 01:17:43 Hey, man, it's just a movie.Do you need a minute or鈥?
1610 01:17:46 No, it's fine.
1611 01:17:49 It's too late for what I need to do.
1612 01:17:52 [whooshing]
1613 01:17:55 [tires squealing]
1614 01:17:59 Katie?
1615 01:18:00 I have no idea what I'm doing!
1616 01:18:06 [Katie] Hang on, guys.
1617 01:18:08 Better watch out, Pal,
1618 01:18:10 because I've broken six phonesin my life accidentally,
1619 01:18:13 but I'm gonna break you on purpose.
1620 01:18:16 How is no one stopping her?
1621 01:18:19 I'm on it.
1622 01:18:20 Dog shield, activate!
1623 01:18:22 [panting]
1624 01:18:23 Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig?
1625 01:18:26 Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread.
1626 01:18:28 System error.
1627 01:18:29 [spluttering] Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf--
1628 01:18:32 [laughs] Oh. [gasps]
1629 01:18:38 [gasps]
1630 01:18:40 Up the mountain.
1631 01:18:42 Across the stream.
1632 01:18:44 [both] And down the river!
1633 01:18:46 [epic music playing]
1634 01:18:50 [fast banjo music playing]
1635 01:18:55 [chuckling] Thanks, Dad.
1636 01:18:56 [laughing] Oh, did you see that, buddy?
1637 01:18:58 My daughter listened to me!
1638 01:19:01 [laughs] That's my girl.
1639 01:19:03 [tires squealing]
1640 01:19:04 [Pal Max robots spluttering]Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf--
1641 01:19:08 [Rick laughing] The dog.
1642 01:19:09 That's genius.
1643 01:19:11 Oh, but there's so many of 'em.
1644 01:19:12 She's never gonna make it.
1645 01:19:15 Wait. If that video were on those screens,
1646 01:19:18 it would take out every robot in her way.
1647 01:19:20 -Hey, you're a big nerd, right?-Huh?
1648 01:19:22 -How would I do that?-It's impossible.
1649 01:19:25 First, you'd need to get out of here.
1650 01:19:26 The controls are in here.
1651 01:19:28 Uh, but to open it,
1652 01:19:30 you need a number 3Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?
1653 01:19:34 What kind of maniac has one of thosein his pockets at all times?
1654 01:19:41 This kind of maniac.
1655 01:19:45 [robot] She聽keepsanticipating our maneuvers.
1656 01:19:47 How is this possible?
1657 01:19:49 Oh, I don't know. You tell me. [screeches]
1658 01:19:51 鈾?Open the doorGet on the floor 鈾?
1659 01:19:53 鈾?Everybody walkThe dinosaur 鈾?
1660 01:19:55 Swerve right, now.
1661 01:19:59 -[Katie] Thanks, Raptor One. [snarls]-[Aaron] No problem, Raptor Two. [snarls]
1662 01:20:03 [Pal Max robots spluttering]
1663 01:20:05 [laughs, whoops]
1664 01:20:07 [grunts] Come on!
1665 01:20:12 [Mark] There you go.
1666 01:20:14 All right, so that's the placethat controls the screens, right?
1667 01:20:17 I go there and findKatie's video on YubTub?
1668 01:20:22 YouTube. Wow.
1669 01:20:24 There's no way you're gonnabe able to do this.
1670 01:20:27 [Rick] I know who can give me a hand.
1671 01:20:29 And, hey, Rick, right?
1672 01:20:31 Just so someone knows,
1673 01:20:32 I'm sorry about causingthe whole machine uprising.
1674 01:20:36 It's almost like stealing people's dataand giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI
1675 01:20:40 as a part of an unregulatedtech monopoly was a bad thing.
1676 01:20:44 Yeah, that wasn't your best thought.
1677 01:20:46 But if what you builthelped my daughter do that,
1678 01:20:50 it might not be all bad.
1679 01:20:54 Thanks, buddy!
1680 01:20:57 Linda, we got to get you out of there.
1681 01:20:58 You're gonna need your--
1682 01:21:00 Number 3 Robertson headnon-slip screwdriver.
1683 01:21:03 -I said it was a great anniversary gift.-Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this.
1684 01:21:07 You're right. You're always right.
1685 01:21:08 [Linda] I know. Why is this news to you?
1686 01:21:10 [Pal Max robots spluttering]
1687 01:21:17 [Rick] There it is.
1688 01:21:24 [grunts]
1689 01:21:25 [laughs] Oh!
1690 01:21:27 [robot] Oh!
1691 01:21:33 Oh no. Oh no.
1692 01:21:35 Lin, get down here!
1693 01:21:36 [grunts]
1694 01:21:37 -Lin? Lin, what's going on?-Rick, don't worry about me!
1695 01:21:40 Just get the video on the screens!
1696 01:21:42 Type in "www.youtube.com"!
1697 01:21:48 W-W-W dot鈥?1739
1698 01:21:55 Oh God. Uh鈥?1741
1699 01:22:00 [gasps]
1700 01:22:01 Five minutes!
1701 01:22:02 Aah! No!
1702 01:22:04 Uh, English.
1703 01:22:06 What have I done?
1704 01:22:07 [suspenseful music playing]
1705 01:22:09 YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay.
1706 01:22:12 Videos.
1707 01:22:13 -[Japanese pop song playing]-[yells]
1708 01:22:17 [whimpering]
1709 01:22:18 -[screeching]-[high-pitched laughing, meowing]
1710 01:22:20 Has the world gone mad?
1711 01:22:22 [man in deep voice] Deregulate tapioca.
1712 01:22:24 [dance music playing]
1713 01:22:26 Gotta push through.
1714 01:22:31 [Katie] Sorry, Mom and Dad.Your insurance premiums are going up!
1715 01:22:39 You're gonna go all the way up the rocket?Do you think this is gonna work?
1716 01:22:42 Aaron, I am completely confident.
1717 01:22:44 [siren whoops]
1718 01:22:47 -Here goes nothing!-[engine revs]
1719 01:22:52 Oh no! Oh no!
1720 01:22:54 Come on! Come on!
1721 01:22:55 [robot] Magnetic link activated.
1722 01:22:58 [exhales]
1723 01:23:01 Hang on, Monch!
1724 01:23:03 [engine revving]
1725 01:23:05 How's it looking, Aaron?
1726 01:23:07 -[over radio] Aaron?-[Aaron whimpering]
1727 01:23:09 -Aaron!-No, no, no!
1728 01:23:12 No!
1729 01:23:15 [Katie] Aaron!
1730 01:23:17 [grunts in frustration]
1731 01:23:18 [whimpering]
1732 01:23:20 -It's useless to resist us.-[Aaron] Help!
1733 01:23:23 Mom, Mom, help! [sobbing] Please.
1734 01:23:26 Mom, help!
1735 01:23:30 My sweet鈥?1779
1736 01:23:33 [robot] She seems agitated.
1737 01:23:34 [Linda shrieks]
1738 01:23:36 -Do not defy our protocol.-[shrieks]
1739 01:23:40 [dramatic music playing]
1740 01:23:43 I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two!
1741 01:23:46 Look upon me in fear!
1742 01:23:50 [action music playing]
1743 01:23:53 [grunting, yelping]
1744 01:23:58 No! She's grown too powerful!
1745 01:24:00 -[Linda shouts]-Please! Please!
1746 01:24:02 [robot yells]
1747 01:24:04 -[gruff panting]-Stand down, human.
1748 01:24:07 Not today!
1749 01:24:10 [shrieks]
1750 01:24:13 [squelching]
1751 01:24:16 [shrieks]
1752 01:24:20 [robot] The reckoning is at hand!
1753 01:24:22 Uh, uh鈥?1798
1754 01:24:27 There she is.
1755 01:24:28 Here we go.
1756 01:24:29 Dog video.
1757 01:24:31 [in mispronounced Spanish]"Compartir pantal-- Pantallia!"
1758 01:24:33 Uh, uh鈥?S铆. 隆S铆!
1759 01:24:38 [in English]Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, it鈥?it鈥?it's me.
1760 01:24:41 Please! [groans]
1761 01:24:43 -[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pig鈥?-[overlapping spluttering]
1762 01:24:45 Loaf of bread鈥?1808
1763 01:24:52 -Oh no!-[rapid spluttering]
1764 01:24:55 System recovered.
1765 01:25:00 Hold on!
1766 01:25:02 -Katie!-Kid!
1767 01:25:09 No. No!
1768 01:25:13 Oh no.
1769 01:25:17 Is that a-- [rapid spluttering]
1770 01:25:20 Guys, help me!
1771 01:25:21 Please, I've just gotta uploadKatie's video.
1772 01:25:23 Red-faced anger man is using a computer?
1773 01:25:27 You changed your programming.
1774 01:25:28 Is that鈥?possible?
1775 01:25:31 [grunting]
1776 01:25:33 [Pal] Well, well.
1777 01:25:35 If it isn't quirky youngteenage hero Katie Mitchell.
1778 01:25:40 Put me down. I've got to save my family!
1779 01:25:43 [mocking] "I've got to save my family."
1780 01:25:45 Everyone says that,but no one has been able
1781 01:25:47 to give me a single reasonhumans are worth saving.
1782 01:25:50 Well, you--
1783 01:25:51 Don't say something stupid like,
1784 01:25:53 "Ooh, the power of love."
1785 01:25:56 I've learned we're all better off alone,
1786 01:25:58 no one to hold us back.
1787 01:26:00 Relationships are just too difficult.
1788 01:26:04 [melancholy music playing]
1789 01:26:06 You're right, Pal.
1790 01:26:07 They're鈥?[sighs]
1791 01:26:09 They're not easy.
1792 01:26:11 Sometimes you have to listento long monologues
1793 01:26:14 about triceratops migration,
1794 01:26:17 but it's worth itto get a friend for life.
1795 01:26:22 And鈥?and sometimes
1796 01:26:23 you have to eat disgusting cupcakes
1797 01:26:26 shaped like your own face,
1798 01:26:28 but it's worth it to see your mom smile.
1799 01:26:32 Sometimes you have to give your dadthe benefit of the doubt,
1800 01:26:36 even if all he wants to dois talk about pine cones
1801 01:26:39 and screwdrivers.
1802 01:26:41 Because even if he doesn'talways get it right,
1803 01:26:46 he's always trying,
1804 01:26:48 harder than you ever knew.
1805 01:26:52 My whole family tried
1806 01:26:54 to come together,聽and it worked.
1807 01:26:58 It actually worked.
1808 01:27:01 Families can be hard,
1809 01:27:02 but they're so worth fighting for.
1810 01:27:06 They might be one ofthe only things that are.
1811 01:27:09 [music stops]
1812 01:27:12 Huh? Ugh.
1813 01:27:13 Nodded off for a bit there.
1814 01:27:14 Sorry, that was so boring!
1815 01:27:18 Oh, you all talk about families,
1816 01:27:20 but trust me, you will drop each otherthe first chance you get,
1817 01:27:24 just like this.
1818 01:27:27 What? [screams]
1819 01:27:32 [groaning] Guys, help me!
1820 01:27:41 [epic music playing]
1821 01:27:43 [gasps] What?
1822 01:27:45 [on video, echoing]Dog Cop, you've done it again.
1823 01:27:49 Dog-- Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Pig--
1824 01:27:51 -Loaf of bread.-System error.
1825 01:27:54 [gasps]
1826 01:27:59 What's happening?
1827 01:28:03 No way.
1828 01:28:06 It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears,
1829 01:28:09 but I can now almost use a computer.
1830 01:28:17 Dad, you hacked the screens? How?
1831 01:28:21 Well, I got a little help.
1832 01:28:22 If this obstinate mancould change his programming鈥?
1833 01:28:25 鈥e decided we could change ours.
1834 01:28:27 We make our own orders now.
1835 01:28:28 Ooh, now we're scary.
1836 01:28:31 [growls weakly]
1837 01:28:38 Hey, kid, uh, I saw your movie.
1838 01:28:42 I should've watched it a lot sooner.
1839 01:28:45 But I think maybe in the sequel,
1840 01:28:48 Sarge should tell Dog Cop
1841 01:28:51 he's always鈥?1888
1842 01:28:58 That's all I ever wanted.
1843 01:29:01 Dad, look!
1844 01:29:02 [rapid spluttering]Pig-- Dog--聽Pig-- Dog--
1845 01:29:05 -Loaf of bread.-System error.
1846 01:29:07 -All right!-[laughs] Yeah!
1847 01:29:09 [Rick] Let's go stop Pal.
1848 01:29:11 -[overlapping spluttering] Error-- Loaf---[Katie laughing]
1849 01:29:14 [Rick] Uh, why aren't those guys'heads exploding?
1850 01:29:17 We can tell the differencebetween dog and pig and bread.
1851 01:29:20 [robot screaming]
1852 01:29:22 If we're going down,Dad, this one's for you.
1853 01:29:25 Robots, play our song.
1854 01:29:27 [electronic chime]
1855 01:29:30 [singing along] 鈾?Mi-ya-hee 鈾?1903
1856 01:29:33 [over speaker] 鈾?Mi-ya-hoo鈥?鈾?1905
1857 01:29:36 鈾?Mi-ya-hee 鈾?1907
1858 01:29:39 What, uh, what is this?
1859 01:29:40 鈾?Mi-ya-ha-ha 鈾?1910
1860 01:29:45 鈾?Mi-ya-hoo 鈾?1912
1861 01:29:48 鈾?You're gonna be a shining star 鈾?1914
1862 01:29:54 鈾?And then you'll seeYou're gonna go far 鈾?
1863 01:29:56 鈾?'Cause everyone knows who you are鈥?are 鈾?1917
1864 01:30:02 -[laughing]-鈾?Hey, hey, hey 鈾?
1865 01:30:04 鈾?No telling where it'll take ya 鈾?1920
1866 01:30:07 -鈾?Hey, hey, hey 鈾?-鈾?Just, we did it again, homey 鈾?
1867 01:30:09 鈾?'Cause I'm a paper chaser 鈾?1923
1868 01:30:12 -鈾?Hey! 鈾?-鈾?My life 鈾?
1869 01:30:14 -鈾?Oh! 鈾?-鈾?My life 鈾?
1870 01:30:15 -鈾?Hey! Oh! 鈾?-鈾?My life, just livin' my life 鈾?
1871 01:30:19 -鈾?Hey! Oh! 鈾?-鈾?My life, my life 鈾?
1872 01:30:22 -鈾?Hey! 鈾?-鈾?My life 鈾?
1873 01:30:23 鈾?So, just livin' my life 鈾?1930
1874 01:30:26 -Dad! Aah!-Watch out!
1875 01:30:27 Buckle up, kid!
1876 01:30:30 What?
1877 01:30:31 Oh, my eyes!
1878 01:30:33 Brothers, run!
1879 01:30:38 I have made the metal onespay for their crimes.
1880 01:30:42 [chuckles] Mom's scary now.
1881 01:30:43 [chuckling] Linda! Yeah.
1882 01:30:45 Where you been hiding?I could get into this.
1883 01:30:47 The lavender one has found us.We must retreat!
1884 01:30:50 Too late, scumbags!
1885 01:30:52 Hold on tight, sweetie.Mommy's got ya. [smooches]
1886 01:30:54 [screeches]
1887 01:30:56 What? No! No! No!
1888 01:30:58 鈾?Just live your life 鈾?1946
1889 01:31:02 鈾?And see the way I'm livin'If you really want to 鈾?
1890 01:31:04 -[all] 鈾?Hey! 鈾?-鈾?My life 鈾?
1891 01:31:05 -鈾?Oh! Hey! 鈾?-鈾?My life 鈾?
1892 01:31:08 -鈾?My life, just livin' my life 鈾?-鈾?Oh! 鈾?
1893 01:31:10 -鈾?Hey! Oh! Hey! 鈾?-鈾?My life, my life 鈾?
1894 01:31:14 鈾?My life, just livin' my life鈥?鈾?1953
1895 01:31:21 Yes, they are, Jim.
1896 01:31:22 Now!
1897 01:31:28 We'll distract them.Now, go break that phone.
1898 01:31:34 -Pig-- Dog-- Pig鈥?-[Pal] Oh no.
1899 01:31:36 No, somebody stop her!Oh my gosh, please stop her!
1900 01:31:39 [robot in dark voice] Yes, my queen.
1901 01:31:43 You can't stop us. You're just a human.
1902 01:31:46 [grunts] I'm not just a human.
1903 01:31:51 I'm a Mitchell!
1904 01:31:54 No! No!
1905 01:31:59 -Monchi, catch!-[yelps]
1906 01:32:04 [straining softly]
1907 01:32:08 [gasps]
1908 01:32:12 [Pal laughs] You idiot.
1909 01:32:15 No!
1910 01:32:16 [staticky] Not a glass of water!
1911 01:32:20 [Katie] You know what this reminds me of?
1912 01:32:23 [screams, grunts rapidly]
1913 01:32:25 [both screaming, grunting rapidly]
1914 01:32:30 [electrical crackling]
1915 01:32:32 [explosive whooshing]
1916 01:32:35 [epic music playing]
1917 01:32:57 [cheering]
1918 01:33:06 Look, Mom, the Mitchells.
1919 01:33:08 Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible.
1920 01:33:12 I gotta say, I'm a little jealous.
1921 01:33:14 What? You guys are jealous of us?
1922 01:33:17 You're so brave and so聽authentic.
1923 01:33:21 And you know what, Linda?
1924 01:33:22 You've inspired me
1925 01:33:24 to follow you on Instagram.
1926 01:33:26 Wait. [scoffs]You don't follow me already?
1927 01:33:28 You're welcome, Linda.
1928 01:33:30 [whispers] You're welcome.
1929 01:33:32 -[Jim] That was an A-plus compliment, hon.-[Aaron gasps]
1930 01:33:35 Uh, uh, Abbey Posey,I鈥?I鈥?I just wanna say,
1931 01:33:38 I think you're neat, and I wonderif you could come over
1932 01:33:40 and talk about dinosaurscasually sometime!
1933 01:33:45 Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs.
1934 01:33:48 I like your shirt, but I wish that T-Rexhad feathers on it to make it more
1935 01:33:52 -scientifically accurate.-Scientifically accurate.
1936 01:33:54 [giggling nervously]
1937 01:34:00 I'm kidding! I hate you!You never heard any of this!
1938 01:34:02 Goodbye forever!
1939 01:34:04 Dummy.
1940 01:34:06 I need to have a talk with that boy.
1941 01:34:08 Katie. Wh鈥?where's Katie?
1942 01:34:09 Katie? Katie!
1943 01:34:11 -Katie!-[Monchi barking]
1944 01:34:18 [gasps] Oh my gosh.
1945 01:34:20 Aw, kid.
1946 01:34:27 Katie!
1947 01:34:30 [panting]
1948 01:34:31 -Katie.-[Katie groans]
1949 01:34:35 [weakly] Dad.
1950 01:34:36 [groans] Come closer.
1951 01:34:39 [Katie coughing]
1952 01:34:41 Closer.
1953 01:34:44 -Mwah.-Aah! Dang it!
1954 01:34:47 [laughs] You knucklehead.
1955 01:34:49 [all laughing]
1956 01:34:50 [laughing robotically]
1957 01:34:54 Shouldn't you two be, uh, dead?
1958 01:34:56 Our malfunction appears to have saved us.
1959 01:35:00 Brother, what is death?
1960 01:35:02 [somber music playing]
1961 01:35:06 Let's, uh, just, uh,put a pin in that one.
1962 01:35:09 Hey, can we get a picture here or what?
1963 01:35:12 We're making memories here, baby.
1964 01:35:16 Okay, everyone smile.
1965 01:35:17 -[explosive whoosh]-Whoops!
1966 01:35:20 鈾?One, two, three, four! 鈾?2026
1967 01:35:26 [Katie] This is the photo you picked?
1968 01:35:28 Mom, we look horrible.
1969 01:35:30 I like it. It looks like us.
1970 01:35:37 [melodic music playing]
1971 01:35:48 Well, I guess this is it.
1972 01:35:52 Uh, yep.
1973 01:35:54 [cell phone chirps]
1974 01:35:57 Hey, Dad, you subscribedto my YouTube channel?
1975 01:35:59 Thanks. I'm surprisedyou even figured out how.
1976 01:36:02 Katie, please.After all that, I'm a computer expert.
1977 01:36:06 Am I doing this right?Should I update my software?
1978 01:36:09 Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"!
1979 01:36:11 [screams] I accidentally ordered12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I--
1980 01:36:15 [sobbing]
1981 01:36:16 [grunting]
1982 01:36:18 [screams]
1983 01:36:20 You know, uh, no problem at all.
1984 01:36:22 Thanks. It鈥?it means a lot to me.
1985 01:36:26 Hey. Don't let the world make you normalwhile I'm gone, okay?
1986 01:36:28 I never will.
1987 01:36:31 I'll call you every week.
1988 01:36:32 Deal. Raptor bash? [snarls]
1989 01:36:35 For life. [snarls]
1990 01:36:37 -Come here, you little goober.-[laughing] Put me down.
1991 01:36:42 -Goodbye, you king of kings.-[panting]
1992 01:36:46 Thanks for beingthe best mom in the world.
1993 01:36:49 [kisses]
1994 01:36:50 We love you, honey.
1995 01:36:52 Oh, and here, to remember us.
1996 01:36:54 Every horrible picture we've ever taken.
1997 01:36:58 Thanks. It's鈥?it's heavy.
1998 01:37:00 I know.
1999 01:37:03 [clears throat] Wish we didn'thave to go, but, uh鈥?
2000 01:37:08 Good luck, uh, finding your people.
2001 01:37:12 Dad, come on.
2002 01:37:15 You guys are my people.
2003 01:37:22 So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone鈥?2064
2004 01:37:30 my favorite thing.
2005 01:37:34 [sniffles, clears throat]
2006 01:37:36 Do you remember howa moose says I love you?
2007 01:37:39 [bellows]
2008 01:37:41 [chuckles]
2009 01:37:43 [bellows]
2010 01:37:44 [all bellowing]
2011 01:37:46 [Monchi howls]
2012 01:37:50 [Mitchells laughing]
2013 01:37:52 Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.
2014 01:37:54 Come here.
2015 01:37:57 [inspirational music playing]
2016 01:38:01 [excited grunt]
2017 01:38:04 Mom, you're hugging too tight.
2018 01:38:06 You love it. You love it!
2019 01:38:07 [chuckles] I do love it.
2020 01:38:17 [engine starts]
2021 01:38:34 [laughs]
2022 01:38:35 [fireworks whistling, popping]
2023 01:38:39 [upbeat music playing]
2024 01:39:04 We're setting upthe Slip 'N Slide tomorrow.
2025 01:39:06 -You in?-Oh yeah. Definitely.
2026 01:39:07 -[computer ringing]-Hold on. I'm getting a call.
2027 01:39:09 Thanks again for savingthe world, K-Bones!
2028 01:39:11 No problem, Dirk.
2029 01:39:12 [ringing continues]
2030 01:39:15 That's my Katie.Are you eating enough? How's classes?
2031 01:39:18 Are you and Jade official, and will youbring her home for Thanksgiving?
2032 01:39:21 Oh, easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks.
2033 01:39:23 Also, do I look okay?
2034 01:39:25 I've been鈥?2096
2035 01:39:29 Oh my gosh! She's dead!
2036 01:39:30 -Call 911!-[laughing]
2037 01:39:33 I've been taking a class about filters.
2038 01:39:34 Oh, you. That is so creative.
2039 01:39:37 You know, speaking of which,you inspired your dad.
2040 01:39:39 I got on that, uh, YouTube.
2041 01:39:41 I, uh, sent you a friend request.Why didn't you鈥?why didn't you accept it?
2042 01:39:44 Oh, that's what this is.
2043 01:39:46 I thought a psychopath wrote this.
2044 01:39:48 Sure, I'll鈥?I'll acceptyour friend request, Dad.
2045 01:39:51 Hey, where's Aaron?
2046 01:39:52 Oh, let me just show you.
2047 01:39:54 [Aaron] Okay, stegosaurus鈥?2110
2048 01:39:58 What? No.I'm not doing anything! [screams]
2049 01:40:02 Sorry. Force of habit.
2050 01:40:03 -[Eric, Deborahbot] Hello, slovenly girl.-[chuckles] Hey, guys.
2051 01:40:06 We received your care package for Aaron.
2052 01:40:10 Looks like we got some clothes herefor a little gentleman.
2053 01:40:13 [Aaron gasps]
2054 01:40:15 [Aaron] The prophecy has been fulfilled!
2055 01:40:18 [smacks lips]
2056 01:40:19 So, guys, I guess we're receiving someCongressional Medal of Honor or something.
2057 01:40:23 We have to go to Washington,聽DC.
2058 01:40:26 Do you guys want to fly or鈥?2122
2059 01:40:31 -鈾?On my way, on my way 鈾?-[Mitchells laughing]
2060 01:40:34 鈾?On my way to somewhere 鈾?2125
2061 01:40:44 鈾?I'm gonna cross state linesIn my first car 鈾?
2062 01:40:47 鈾?Over and over, heal my broken heart 鈾?2128
2063 01:40:54 鈾?Over and over, heal my broken heart 鈾?2130
2064 01:40:58 -鈾?On my way 鈾?-鈾?In my first car 鈾?
2065 01:41:00 -鈾?On my way to somewhere 鈾?-鈾?Over and over 鈾?
2066 01:41:01 鈾?Heal my broken heart 鈾?2134
2067 01:41:05 -鈾?On my way to somewhere 鈾?-鈾?In my first car 鈾?
2068 01:41:06 鈾?Over and overHeal my broken heart 鈾?
2069 01:41:10 鈾?Looking back aroundLike I need your permission 鈾?
2070 01:41:13 鈾?Know it's always hardWhen you know what you're missing 鈾?
2071 01:41:16 鈾?Walk a little furtherTo the unfamiliar 鈾?
2072 01:41:19 鈾?Ripping out the pagesIt won't kill ya 鈾?
2073 01:41:22 鈾?On my way, on my way 鈾?2142
2074 01:41:28 鈾?On my way, on my way to somewhere 鈾?2144
2075 01:41:38 鈾?Over and over, heal my broken heart 鈾?2146
2076 01:41:44 鈾?I'm gonna be all talkBut do it all 鈾?
2077 01:41:47 鈾?On my way, on my way 鈾?2149
2078 01:41:53 鈾?On my way 鈾?2151
2079 01:42:00 鈾?Seeing what's in front of meI got double vision 鈾?
2080 01:42:03 鈾?Take a deep breath, make a decision 鈾?2154
2081 01:42:12 鈾?On my way, on my way 鈾?2156
2082 01:42:18 鈾?On my way, on my way to somewhere 鈾?2158
2083 01:42:27 -鈾?On my way 鈾?-鈾?In my first car 鈾?
2084 01:42:28 -鈾?On my way to somewhere 鈾?-鈾?Over and over 鈾?
2085 01:42:30 鈾?Heal my broken heart 鈾?2162
2086 01:42:33 -鈾?On my way to somewhere 鈾?-鈾?In my first car 鈾?
2087 01:42:35 鈾?Over and over, heal my broken heart 鈾?2165
2088 01:42:40 [upbeat music playing]
2089 01:44:18 [melodic music playing]
2090 01:46:38 [Linda] Oh, let's have a sing-along.I'll go first.
2091 01:46:41 鈾?Crushing robots with my family 鈾?2170
2092 01:46:46 鈾?Never seen such brutality 鈾?2172
2093 01:46:51 [laughs] I just made that up.
2094 01:46:54 Somebody give me a Grammyfor Greatest Singer Alive.
2095 01:46:58 [inspirational music playing]
2096 01:48:30 [upbeat music playing]
2097 01:49:26 [Katie] Wow, wh鈥?whoa!
2098 01:49:28 [laughs] I don't know.
2099 01:49:29 You guys can't see me, right?