偷窥者 The Voyeurs(2021)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:02:14 No paint, no holes in the walls and nothing can be suspended from the ceiling.
2 00:02:19 Curtains?
3 00:02:26 Can you please take our picture? Thank you.
4 00:02:40 -Hey, turkey. -Hey, chicken.
5 00:02:46 -Seems that way. Yeah. -Yeah.
6 00:02:54 Maybe we should just call it off now.
7 00:02:59 -Nice meeting you. Yeah, ni... -Nice-nice-nice talking to you.
8 00:03:06 -Yep. That make sense?
9 00:03:08 Babe...this is our home.
10 00:03:11 I get to live here with you.
11 00:03:19 Not yet.
12 00:03:20 Right. Sorry, sorry.
13 00:03:51 -What? Chlorophyll water.
14 00:03:57 Okay, well, stick to your "ga-ga-bosh-bana-miner."
15 00:04:01 Okay, wait.
16 00:04:02 I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
17 00:04:07 -Kids? -Yes.
18 00:04:11 Can we...not have kids for at least four years?
19 00:04:16 -Yes. Geez...Yeah? -Yes. Hell yes.
20 00:04:22 Wait, but seriously, I was thinking about how
21 00:04:25 I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
22 00:04:30 Yeah, like, you spent your early 20s playing in some shitty punk clubs
23 00:04:33 and doing God knows what. Drugs.
24 00:04:35 And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy
25 00:04:40 medical library studying till 2:00 a.m. -Right.
26 00:04:45 and just mess up the last few years of being rebellious.
27 00:04:54 No, no, I...Well,
28 00:04:58 but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
29 00:05:01 No. Really? What-what are you talking about, then?
30 00:05:05 I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover
31 00:05:08 that reminds me of all the terrible decisions I made the night before.
32 00:05:16 You deserve all the hangovers in the world, Pippa.
33 00:05:18 -I do. -You do. -I do. -Yes, you do.
34 00:05:21 To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
35 00:05:23 To wonderful, terrible decisions.
36 00:05:28 Come here.
37 00:05:32 -I love you. -I love you, too.
38 00:05:46 Oh, check out those two.
39 00:05:48 What is he, like, a photographer or something?
40 00:05:51 Looks like it.
41 00:05:55 You can see right in.
42 00:06:00 Oh, oh, kissy kissy.
43 00:06:11 Oh. Oh. Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
44 00:06:16 Um, Thomas...That is happening.
45 00:06:17 Thomas. -What?
46 00:06:29 O-Okay. They have to know that people can see in.
47 00:06:32 Exactly.
48 00:06:33 -Like, they have to know that. Have to know. Have to know.
49 00:06:39 Yep.
50 00:06:40 That is some good content.
51 00:06:42 Okay.
52 00:07:01 Thomas, come on, perv.
53 00:07:02 Okay, okay, okay.
54 00:07:04 Go get it. Go get it, boy.
55 00:07:52 So...
56 00:07:54 I got you a little...
57 00:08:00 -Thomas?
58 00:08:02 Babe?
59 00:08:08 Thomas.
60 00:08:11 Thomas.
61 00:08:14 Sex.
62 00:08:45 So, congratulations are in order.
63 00:08:53 No Insta, no Twitter.
64 00:08:55 Joni and I pledged to go an entire month.
65 00:08:57 Mazel tov, Ari.
66 00:08:59 I just read that couples who decrease their amount of screen time
67 00:09:02 can double or triple the amount of sex they have a month.
68 00:09:05 -Yeah?
69 00:09:07 Uh, but what do they look at when they masturbate?
70 00:09:09 Oh, my God, how is cohabitation going?
71 00:09:13 The weirdest thing happened last night.
72 00:09:15 -This couple, our neighbors across the way, -Mm-hmm.
73 00:09:18 they were totally doing it, and we could see right in.
74 00:09:21 Oof magoof. How ugly were they?
75 00:09:25 So, you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn,
76 00:09:28 broke out the binoculars?
77 00:09:30 -No. -Why not?
78 00:09:31 Just because someone is allegedly allowing you
79 00:09:37 Mm, you are 1,000% wrong about that.
80 00:09:39 It is entirely acceptable to look.
81 00:09:44 If they are exhibitionists, then watching them--
82 00:09:57 Just relax, okay?
83 00:10:05 and well over half of them have gone right.
84 00:10:07 Just kidding, of course. Cannula, please.
85 00:10:11 20 years.
86 00:10:18 Okay. In three, two, and... Bonjour.
87 00:10:32 Pippa?
88 00:10:37 What is this?
89 00:10:39 So, in Japan, birds are described as "two eyes with wings,"
90 00:10:45 and for good reason.
91 00:10:46 Their acuity is so strong
92 00:10:48 that from the top of an eight-story building
93 00:10:50 they can pick out a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below.
94 00:10:54 Why are you telling her this?
95 00:11:04 When you see birds drinking from this outside your window,
96 00:11:17 Thank you.
97 00:11:20 I want a present.
98 00:11:28 Hey, babe.
99 00:11:29 -Hi.
100 00:11:31 Thomas, this is so cute.
101 00:11:33 We kind of look like Bert and Ernie.
102 00:11:40 Really? This is gonna be a thing?
103 00:11:48 Yeah. Hey, stop being so obvious.
104 00:11:51 -Oh, okay. Secret time.
105 00:11:57 How do we become their friends?
106 00:11:59 You want to become BFFs with the neighbors we now seem to be stalking?
107 00:12:02 -Yeah. Why not?
108 00:12:06 He could pour me some, and I could pretend to know the difference.
109 00:12:09 And then she could show you all the cute boutiques to shop at in the neighborhood.
110 00:12:20 What are their names?
111 00:12:30 Well, maybe Brent can also tell me how to sculpt my body hair.
112 00:12:33 Caught a glimpse of his pubes yesterday. They were exquisitely manscaped.
113 00:12:38 Would you ever want me to do that? Shave your pubes?
114 00:12:40 Yeah. No.
115 00:12:45 "Prickly."
116 00:12:46 Wait. Is... is he choking?
117 00:12:49 Oh, shit.
118 00:12:53 -I-I know. What do we do?
119 00:12:54 Okay, here we go. -Oh. Good, good, good. Yes.
120 00:12:56 N-No, no. -No! Go to the kitchen! The kitchen!
121 00:12:59 Take off your headphones, girlfriend!
122 00:13:02 Ugh, my... This is, like, an emergency.
123 00:13:04 Okay, uh, I-I should... call 911?
124 00:13:12 Shit. Okay, right. Shit. -I have to go over there?
125 00:13:15 -Go! Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right, all right.
126 00:13:21 Wait! Thomas, come back, come back, come back. What? What?
127 00:13:25 No, not like that. -No, no, no. What are you doing? No, no, no, no.
128 00:13:28 -No. Come on. Harder, harder, harder. -No! What is she doing?
129 00:13:30 Oh, come on.
130 00:13:31 -Come on. What are you doing?
131 00:13:33 -Oh, look! -Come on!
132 00:13:35 -Look! -Like this!
133 00:13:39 -Go, go, go! Go, go, go, go! -Push, push, push, push.
134 00:13:41 -Come on. You got this! -There you go. There you go. -You got this! There you go. There you go. There you go.
135 00:13:44 -Yeah! Yes! -Oh, my gosh! -Yeah!
136 00:13:47 -We did it!
137 00:13:49 Oh, my God, we did it. We did. Oh, my God. -We did it.
138 00:13:54 He just spit up a spicy tuna roll.
139 00:13:56 Kinky.
140 00:13:58 -Ew. No, ew! Ew! -Ooh...
141 00:17:02 So, this might be a little problematic.
142 00:17:04 Why? They know we can see in, so why not?
143 00:17:21 Oh, I think she was there this afternoon. Can I take a look?
144 00:17:24 -Yeah.
145 00:17:28 I know, right?
146 00:17:30 -They were only a hundred bucks. -Only? Did you negotiate?
147 00:17:37 Man.
148 00:17:39 Fun fact-- this guy touched her butt earlier.
149 00:17:46 Impromptu photo shoot? Here.
150 00:17:58 I like her overalls, though.
151 00:18:00 Oh, sh... Whoa.
152 00:18:04 "Hello, world. I do push-ups."
153 00:18:06 Yeah, me too, bub, sometimes.
154 00:18:18 -"Take off your clothes." -"Okay."
155 00:18:24 Whoa, this is so sus.
156 00:18:29 Ooh. Clink! Clink.
157 00:18:30 Hey-yo. Boobs.
158 00:18:41 Oh, I think she wants it.
159 00:18:45 What if Margot comes home? I know. I know.
160 00:18:51 Are we bad people for watching this? No.
161 00:18:56 This guy gets a lot of action.
162 00:19:01 Here. Keep watching.
163 00:19:03 Okay.
164 00:19:06 What are you doing?
165 00:19:08 Taking your shirt off, babe.
166 00:19:13 -Pippa. -Take it off.
167 00:19:19 And now what?
168 00:19:20 Keep watching. Okay.
169 00:19:36 -What are they doing?
170 00:19:43 -Come on. Pay attention. -This is crazy.
171 00:19:46 Pay attention.
172 00:19:51 Um... okay. He, uh...
173 00:19:57 Yeah?
174 00:20:13 My turn.
175 00:20:24 -Are you sure? -Yeah.
176 00:21:01 I love you. Love you, too.
177 00:21:04 Um, can you go a little faster? Yeah. Sure.
178 00:21:10 Um, a little harder.
179 00:21:12 Like that? -Yeah.
180 00:21:57 That was faster than usual. It was great.
181 00:22:06 -It was hot.
182 00:22:11 -Love you. -Love you, too.
183 00:23:51 And while she was out of town, Brent got thirsty and straight-up cheated on her.
184 00:24:07 -But what are the odds of that, though? -What?
185 00:24:12 Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship?
186 00:24:16 You think Siri can answer that question?
187 00:24:18 Blumstein and Schwartz found that 15% of married couples share an agreement
188 00:24:21 that allows for extramarital sex.
189 00:24:31 I mean, this place is fuck city.
190 00:24:36 -Yeah. Poor Margot. -Poor Margot.
191 00:24:42 I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
192 00:24:50 Brother.
193 00:24:51 Sibling. What?
194 00:24:54 Nothing.
195 00:24:55 Joni, you just said, "Huh."
196 00:24:57 Like, "Huh, I just had a thought that would be relevant to this conversation."
197 00:25:02 So...Okay.
198 00:25:03 When Tommy and I were in college,
199 00:25:05 he used to have this huge crush on this super cute lit major named Kylie.
200 00:25:09 All these dorks wanted to get with her, but none of them had the balls to,
201 00:25:12 you know, actually talk to her.
202 00:25:15 -Please continue.
203 00:25:16 One night, I went over to smoke weed and watch Deep Blue Sea...
204 00:25:20 -As one does. -...and I discover
205 00:25:22 they figured out how to jerry-rig a laser pointer into a long-range microphone
206 00:25:30 in hopes that she would miraculously be confessing her love for one of them.
207 00:25:35 -You were an accomplice to this? -No.
208 00:25:38 Okay, it was his idea,
209 00:25:40 and he masterminded the whole thing after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
210 00:25:44 What happened? -Nothing. Uh, it was...
211 00:25:46 -Uh, we turned it on. -No.
212 00:25:48 -And...the instant we got a signal, everybody was crushed
213 00:25:51 because, from the moaning and the giggling,
214 00:25:54 it became immediately apparent
215 00:25:55 that Kylie and her roommate
216 00:25:58 were having a naked tickle party with Seth Gildenstein.
217 00:26:02 Kylie was in the 15%.
218 00:26:04 But a trivia note on Seth Gildensteen--never was he seen in a pair of shoes.
219 00:26:07 -Sorry, what? -Like, he only ever wore Rollerblades.
220 00:26:10 Yeah, and still somehow got laid. Laid a lot.
221 00:26:16 How does this laser pointer thingy work?
222 00:26:22 Okay, class. Large picture windows just like this one,
223 00:26:26 when you make a noise, they vibrate.
224 00:26:29 Like, right now, this is vibrating from the sound of my voice.
225 00:26:31 So, if you shine a laser through it, what do you think happens to the beam?
226 00:26:36 It also vibrates.
227 00:26:38 Gold star for you. Exactly.
228 00:26:40 The little dot of the laser wiggles from the vibrations.
229 00:26:43 And if you can capture the pattern of the wiggling,
230 00:26:45 you can translate that into waveforms you can actually hear.
231 00:26:54 I mean, if we shine a laser into their apartment, it terminates.
232 00:27:04 Wait, what?
233 00:27:14 What? You know, a satyr.
234 00:27:16 The Roman fertility spirit. Look.
235 00:27:44 I have a bad idea.
236 00:27:52 Future us is gonna be so impressed.
237 00:27:54 Yeah, well, present-tense me is freaking the fuck out.
238 00:27:55 -Present-tense you is also sober. -True.
239 00:28:36 Uh, uh... -Yo!
240 00:28:38 -Thomas! -Yo!
241 00:28:40 Hey, bro.
242 00:28:41 -Thomas. -Bro! Bro.
243 00:29:49 What the fuck was all that?
244 00:30:08 To wonderful, terrible decisions. To wonderful, terrible decisions.
245 00:30:12 Clink.
246 00:30:42 What...?
247 00:30:52 Well, what was the name of your band?
248 00:30:54 Um, we were actually called Stress.
249 00:30:56 -Stress. I love that. Sorry, I got to stretch a little bit.
250 00:31:15 Hey. Nice costume!
251 00:31:17 Straight fire, Margot.
252 00:31:24 Thanks, Zorro.
253 00:31:29 Well, make yourselves at home.
254 00:31:37 She could have dressed as any of the Tenenbaums,
255 00:31:41 but no-- Margot.
256 00:31:43 So, how did we do, chicken?
257 00:31:45 Mission accomplished.
258 00:31:53 All right. Ready?
259 00:31:55 Copy. Okay.
260 00:32:00 Tell me to move it up or down or whatever.
261 00:32:07 Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
262 00:32:09 What?
263 00:32:10 A second longer, they were gonna think they were gonna get assassinated.
264 00:32:14 Okay. Start lower.
265 00:32:16 Okay, okay.
266 00:32:18 Okay, go right.
267 00:32:19 A little more... and stop.
268 00:32:22 Stop, stop. And now go up.
269 00:32:26 A little higher. A little more, and stop.
270 00:32:30 Now what?
271 00:32:31 Now we hope that the angle of the mirror bounced it back here somewhere.
272 00:32:40 Hold on.
273 00:33:02 I am so impressed right now.
274 00:33:15 Man. Wait, wait. Wait.
275 00:33:29 They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
276 00:33:46 -I should just hide it?
277 00:33:49 I saw you go into the bathroom with some woman.
278 00:33:54 In front of everybody. Are you fucking stupid?
279 00:34:07 Okay, all right, fine, you really want to do it now? -Yeah.
280 00:34:10 -Tell me the truth. Do you still love me?
281 00:34:13 Oh, fuck you. What? Do you?
282 00:34:30 so you come up with all these ridiculous excuses just to try and make it my fault and not yours.
283 00:34:33 No. No, no, no, I saw you.
284 00:34:40 You really think that I would fuck someone in our apartment?
285 00:34:43 -Is that what you think of me? -I-I thought...
286 00:34:45 -I saw you. -You thought what? You know, I get it. I get it.
287 00:35:07 At a certain point, I have to start thinking about it, Jules.
288 00:35:14 How long am I supposed to put up with this?
289 00:35:26 -Will you change? -Yes.
290 00:35:28 -You will? -Yes.
291 00:35:29 Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight? -No. No.
292 00:35:32 -No? Did-did... Was someone sucking my cock? -No.
293 00:35:37 Then stop acting like such a fucking cunt!
294 00:36:15 -You okay? -Yeah, I just...
295 00:36:20 Yeah.
296 00:36:36 Hey, pip-squeak? -Can you come here for a sec?
297 00:36:52 Hello. Uh...
298 00:36:56 How may I help you?
299 00:37:01 Pippa is the best at picking out frames.
300 00:37:04 Really? -Did you bring your prescription?
301 00:37:12 Pippa, you could squeeze her in before your 2:30, right?
302 00:37:16 Uh, an eye exam?
303 00:37:17 Oh, that would be great.
304 00:37:21 -Uh, sure. Yeah. -Thank you.
305 00:37:27 Pippa. -Nice to meet you.
306 00:37:29 -Nice to meet you.
307 00:37:33 I, F, O, Z, uh...
308 00:37:40 oh, P?
309 00:37:42 Oh, could be another F?
310 00:37:48 Uh, here.
311 00:37:52 A...
312 00:37:54 or B?
313 00:37:56 Um, can I see that again?
314 00:38:00 A...
315 00:38:02 or B?
316 00:38:04 They look exactly the same to me.
317 00:38:07 Is that okay?
318 00:38:10 You have terrible vision.
319 00:38:23 -Okay. -So just put your chin...right there.
320 00:38:57 Okay.
321 00:39:02 Look up.
322 00:39:06 Left.
323 00:39:08 Good.
324 00:39:10 Right.
325 00:39:12 Good.
326 00:39:20 Once again.
327 00:39:30 Well, those are definitely more...
328 00:39:33 "sexy librarian."
329 00:39:36 -Sexy librarian? -Yeah, like...
330 00:39:38 "Meet me in the stacks, big boy.
331 00:39:50 Oh, my God.
332 00:39:52 Do you think I can pull these off? Course you can.
333 00:39:55 The great thing about new glasses is you get to decide who you want to be.
334 00:40:00 Well, okay. These ones remind me of my barista.
335 00:40:04 So...I guess...
336 00:40:07 I am the femme fatale.
337 00:40:11 I think you might be.
338 00:40:14 They really are so you.
339 00:40:16 Hey, um, this might sound weird...
340 00:40:22 Maybe this is awkward.
341 00:40:24 Um, would you ever want to get a cup of coffee sometime or something?
342 00:40:29 Is that weird? No.
343 00:40:31 Are you sure?
344 00:40:35 I mean, I know we just met, but you seem cool.
345 00:40:39 Thank you. Well, uh, can I have your number?
346 00:40:43 Yeah. My cell.
347 00:40:46 Awesome. Um, well, some friends of mine opened a spa this weekend.
348 00:40:50 Maybe we could check that out or something?
349 00:40:56 -Bye. -Bye.
350 00:41:27 Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for...
351 00:41:45 Can you put your fingers around the frame?
352 00:41:53 What? What did he just say?
353 00:41:58 You earned it. Come on.
354 00:42:00 "Oh, we just both have our shirts off.
355 00:42:02 And everything is fine and completely professional."
356 00:42:09 Oh, geez Louise. Can you take it down a notch?
357 00:42:12 Okay.
358 00:42:13 Got it. See? Look at your face.
359 00:42:18 I thought you were being serious. I was.
360 00:42:22 No. No, no, no, no, no. Too touchy.
361 00:42:26 Get your big-ass necklace and get out of there, girl.
362 00:42:31 You usually charge?
363 00:42:38 Oh, my God. -
364 00:42:40 Well, I appreciate that.
365 00:42:50 or you can stay for 30 minutes,
366 00:42:58 What? What? I...
367 00:43:09 All right.
368 00:43:25 Feels good, right? Yeah.
369 00:43:35 What?
370 00:43:38 -What? What? -Yeah.
371 00:43:40 -Yes. -Shut up. -I know! -What?
372 00:43:42 Did you talk to her? If, by "her," you mean Julia,
373 00:43:45 then yeah. Julia?
374 00:43:48 But, dude, I know what the inside of her oculus looks like.
375 00:43:51 Of all the eye clinics in the world...She walks into mine.
376 00:44:00 -This is crazy!
377 00:44:01 -To be honest, I think that she just needs a friend.
378 00:44:04 Someone to talk to about her super unhealthy relationship.
379 00:44:08 Uh, y-yeah, I saw him today.
380 00:44:11 He-he kind of took advantage of this girl.
381 00:44:13 What? He screwed someone while she was with me?
382 00:44:16 Uh, technically oral, but it was not cool,
383 00:44:26 Yeah. I agree. It felt weird not telling her.
384 00:44:29 Yeah, but it-it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors, right?
385 00:44:48 That asshole is being totally unfaithful, and we know that, so now I have
386 00:44:52 the moral responsibility to do the right thing.
387 00:44:56 Okay, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Chicken. Babe.
388 00:45:00 When we decided to move in together,
389 00:45:02 I-I was excited about you and me taking this step.
390 00:45:13 Maybe I-I could just tell her this weekend.
391 00:45:25 Am I not enough for you?
392 00:45:27 I promise I will rip the Band-Aid off and be done.
393 00:45:36 -But we were just...Pippa,
394 00:45:41 This is straight-up none of your business.
395 00:45:44 Thomas.
396 00:45:56 Hello.
397 00:46:03 Yeah?
398 00:46:17 I was feeling gloomy all day
399 00:46:20 because of our little spat last night.
400 00:46:27 I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you.
401 00:46:33 -Baby.
402 00:46:39 -Just... -Just relax, will you?
403 00:46:55 We can do birthday-only stuff.
404 00:47:03 I forgive you for yesterday. I do.
405 00:47:36 Pippa. Pippa.
406 00:47:38 Hi. Hi.
407 00:47:41 Oh, my God, I so need this.
408 00:47:51 You seem to really love your job.
409 00:47:55 I-I had the realization the other day that...
410 00:48:00 I really like ophthalmology. Like, it just, it makes sense to my brain.
411 00:48:17 and in the process, I kind of killed off all possibilities of something else.
412 00:48:26 to pick your head up and look around and go,
413 00:48:30 "Oh, wait. What am I even doing?"
414 00:48:42 Yeah.
415 00:48:45 I have the opposite problem as you. What do you do?
416 00:48:51 I was a...
417 00:48:54 I was a model.
418 00:49:03 What do you mean?
419 00:49:11 when your job is to force up a smile every day
420 00:49:16 I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified,
421 00:49:22 your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it.
422 00:49:25 I decided that my second nervous breakdown would be my last.
423 00:49:31 I walked away.
424 00:49:37 -But...you could do anything.
425 00:49:44 Honestly, myself.
426 00:49:46 I have like 8,000 interests and zero skills.
427 00:49:55 I just bought this wireless printer,
428 00:49:57 and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works.
429 00:50:06 My husband, he got me this job working at this, like, fancy-pants photo studio.
430 00:50:43 This feels so nice.
431 00:50:50 What are you waiting for?
432 00:51:11 actually.
433 00:51:15 I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot,
434 00:51:18 but he really is one.
435 00:51:21 Did you guys meet through work?
436 00:51:27 -Usually when that would happen,
437 00:51:29 I was just another exotic flavor for them to try, but...
438 00:51:33 Seb, he loves me.
439 00:51:39 He sounds like a catch.
440 00:51:46 Oh, must be all sunshine and roses, then, huh?
441 00:51:49 Yeah...
442 00:51:58 Um, that comes with a certain baggage.
443 00:52:32 Are you okay, Margot?
444 00:52:50 Anyway,
445 00:52:51 my husband is just a complex individual is all.
446 00:52:56 You should meet him sometime.
447 00:52:59 -Yeah.
448 00:53:00 Yeah, I will. Thank you.
449 00:53:04 Bye.
450 00:53:06 See you.
451 00:53:54 No peeking.
452 00:58:26 -Jules.
453 00:58:28 What are you doing up? -Uh, reading.
454 00:58:31 That new book I mentioned.
455 00:58:34 -Must be engrossing. -Yeah.
456 00:58:39 Yeah. What are you doing up?
457 00:58:43 Pippa! -Thomas.
458 00:58:59 Why are you acting so ridiculous?
459 00:59:13 What did you do?
460 00:59:22 -Pippa, what did you do? -No, shh!
461 00:59:27 You told her.
462 00:59:29 Thomas, I had to.
463 00:59:44 Look at her.
464 00:59:46 -Look at her! -I know you think this is wrong.
465 00:59:58 Wait. What is she doing? It was your idea in the first place.
466 01:00:00 Pippa, give me those.
467 01:00:12 Oh, my God.
468 01:00:15 Is she...
469 01:00:20 Thomas, what... what-what do we do?
470 01:01:22 Fuck!
471 01:01:24 I wish we had another room.
472 01:01:53 Say when.
473 01:01:55 When.
474 01:02:11 Thomas. Yeah.
475 01:02:16 You have every right in the world to be mad at me.
476 01:02:22 I am.
477 01:02:33 Yeah. I know.
478 01:02:39 I want to know that I can trust you.
479 01:02:43 You can.
480 01:02:56 I will throw away the binoculars.
481 01:03:00 I... I will not see her again.
482 01:03:13 Okay.
483 01:03:22 Can I get a hug?
484 01:03:25 Yeah.
485 01:03:31 I love you.
486 01:03:34 I love you, too.
487 01:03:47 No.
488 01:03:49 What?
489 01:03:51 No.
490 01:03:53 -What are you doing? -No, no, no, no.
491 01:04:07 Oh, my...
492 01:04:09 No.
493 01:04:12 Wh-What do,
494 01:04:14 what do we, what do we do?
495 01:04:24 Thomas.
496 01:04:30 -I have to go. -Wait. What?
497 01:04:46 I told you we needed to stop, but no,
498 01:04:48 you and your goddamn sense of self-righteousness had to go and do that. -Thomas, I...
499 01:04:57 How was I supposed to know what was gonna happen? Like, what am I supposed to do?
500 01:05:03 Because of you!
501 01:05:07 -You did that. -Stop.
502 01:05:19 Thomas!
503 01:05:42 Yeah, your glasses came in.
504 01:05:44 Open till 6:00.
505 01:06:28 the ophthalmologist.
506 01:06:31 I just... I wanted to let you know...
507 01:06:35 Well, I wanted to let you know...
508 01:06:40 ...uh, y-your glasses are ready.
509 01:06:49 If I would have known, I would have never done that.
510 01:10:34 Do I know you?
511 01:10:42 Pretty eyes.
512 01:10:44 Thanks.
513 01:10:47 What would you like?
514 01:11:14 So, stranger,
515 01:11:19 Can I ask you a question?
516 01:11:24 Yeah, sure.
517 01:11:31 Do you watch pornography?
518 01:11:36 -E-Excuse me? -Porn. Do you watch it?
519 01:11:40 Uh, not frequently. No.
520 01:11:42 But on occasion?
521 01:11:44 -Maybe. -Right.
522 01:11:45 Most people watch porn all the time.
523 01:11:48 Husbands, wives,
524 01:11:49 girlfriends, boyfriends,
525 01:11:51 lovers, moms, dads, pets, everyone.
526 01:11:54 Everyone watches porn.
527 01:12:00 People in very serious relationships.
528 01:12:06 Can I ask you another question? You ever been in a serious relationship?
529 01:12:12 Yeah.
530 01:12:14 And did your boyfriend or girlfriend...
531 01:12:22 -Probably. -He did.
532 01:12:24 Did you? Maybe.
533 01:12:27 And did this simple act change the love you had for him?
534 01:12:59 if not more meaningless than masturbation.
535 01:13:07 Not everyone agrees with you.
536 01:13:17 No matter how much you fucking love them.
537 01:13:43 separation of my life right now.
538 01:13:54 Thanks.
539 01:14:15 "The Ass and His Masters."
540 01:14:18 Say what? "The Ass and His Masters."
541 01:14:23 The ass referring to a donkey in this case.
542 01:14:46 And the next day, the donkey, he is sold to a potter.
543 01:14:49 Great. Life must be peaches and cream now, right?
544 01:15:03 I really need another master, please."
545 01:15:19 So, the next day, the donkey is sold again,
546 01:15:23 to a leather tanner who hangs donkey,
547 01:15:25 bleeds him out, skins him
548 01:15:28 and turns him into a pair of sandals.
549 01:15:33 Moral of the story:
550 01:15:34 He who finds discontentment in one place is unlikely to find happiness in another.
551 01:15:44 You know why Aesop wrote that fable?
552 01:15:48 I-I just said,
553 01:15:54 No.
554 01:15:56 He wrote it for his slaves.
555 01:16:01 they could tell each other that story and make themselves feel better.
556 01:16:05 When in reality, they were just deeply, deeply repressed.
557 01:16:16 Would it be strange if I asked to take your picture?
558 01:16:43 Watch out for broken glass. I had a little accident.
559 01:16:57 Scassari.
560 01:17:00 The grapes are grown under the shadow of a volcano in Italy.
561 01:17:10 Sure.
562 01:17:23 You know, my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks.
563 01:17:25 You should come.
564 01:17:36 Would you stand there for me?
565 01:17:47 Turn to me.
566 01:17:50 Those eyes.
567 01:18:16 Just do whatever I tell you to do, and it will be perfect.
568 01:18:20 Put your left hand on your shoulder.
569 01:18:23 Head down.
570 01:18:27 You look so kind.
571 01:18:30 Eyes to me.
572 01:18:38 Is it okay?
573 01:18:47 Subtle.
574 01:18:48 Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day, so
575 01:19:06 just, like...
576 01:19:10 -Cute.
577 01:19:12 Mind if I snap a few?
578 01:19:25 Uh, let me.
579 01:19:37 I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it.
580 01:19:46 -Now what?
581 01:19:49 What about your underwear?
582 01:20:11 Turn away from me.
583 01:20:15 Okay. You have a magnificent body.
584 01:20:20 Thank you.
585 01:20:23 Eyes to me.
586 01:20:25 -Chin up slightly.
587 01:20:32 Okay.
588 01:20:37 What are you doing? What does it look like?
589 01:20:56 -Nice socks.
590 01:20:57 -Thanks.
591 01:21:06 Your turn.
592 01:21:55 What the fuck am I doing?
593 01:23:32 Uh, s-s-stop. Stop, stop, stop.
594 01:23:38 Um, go, go get a condom.
595 01:25:49 Pippa?
596 01:29:45 I-I had to tell you.
597 01:29:49 I had to tell someone.
598 01:29:53 I understand if you never want to talk to me again.
599 01:29:59 Wait.
600 01:30:02 Pippa, you think this is your fault?
601 01:30:06 You cannot blame yourself for this.
602 01:30:09 I caused the whole thing to...No, no, no. Yes, it is tragic.
603 01:30:16 but you had no idea that this would happen.
604 01:30:18 I mean, you were just dumped.
605 01:30:23 You are a single woman.
606 01:30:25 And it is common knowledge that the fastest way
607 01:30:28 to mend a broken heart is to do the most unhealthy, fucked-up shit you can possibly think of.
608 01:30:36 is a bit, like, at the extreme end of that, but it is part of the deal.
609 01:30:45 Hey. You are so super fucked-up right now,
610 01:30:50 and you better seek therapy like tomorrow.
611 01:31:07 I know it sounds irrational, but if I could just see him,
612 01:31:13 maybe I could move on. I...
613 01:31:22 Okay.
614 01:31:33 Pippa?
615 01:31:57 Drink? Sure.
616 01:32:08 I came.
617 01:32:09 This is...really cool.
618 01:32:22 Are you okay?
619 01:32:31 A-- thanks for introducing me.
620 01:32:33 And B-- like, not what I pictured.
621 01:32:50 Now, before we begin,
622 01:32:53 I should say that this particular project was a collaboration.
623 01:33:01 My partner in crime on this...the love of my life...
624 01:33:06 Julia Novatore.
625 01:33:10 So...-I really want to go home. -Okay.
626 01:33:13 ...it seems only right that she should be up here with me.
627 01:33:16 Everyone, Julia.
628 01:33:20 Come on.
629 01:33:39 This new exhibition tells a modern fable.
630 01:33:46 of a sweet young woman named Pippa.
631 01:33:56 Oh, my God.
632 01:34:05 Pippa lives in the apartment we own across the way from our studio.
633 01:34:12 When she and her boyfriend Thomas first moved in together,
634 01:34:15 their future was bright.
635 01:34:16 Things were... things were downright peachy.
636 01:34:21 Then they got a little distracted by the strangers across the way.
637 01:34:25 Us.
638 01:34:28 They cared more about what was going on
639 01:34:33 And what started out as a fun little hobby
640 01:34:35 turned into a bit of an obsession.
641 01:34:38 They gate-crashed our Halloween party and planted a microphone
642 01:34:43 so they could secretly listen in on our conversations.
643 01:34:46 Uh, totally illegal, by the way.
644 01:34:49 And yet, somehow, Pippa decided that she was...
645 01:34:53 she was doing the right thing.
646 01:34:55 First, this tore them apart emotionally.
647 01:34:58 And then... it tore them apart forever.
648 01:35:11 Little did she realize,
649 01:35:13 the whole time that they were watching us...
650 01:35:17 We were really watching them.
651 01:35:28 -Pippa!
652 01:35:30 Pippa!
653 01:37:54 Yep. Those are my boobs.
654 01:37:56 This is the place.
655 01:38:55 This is the image release form they signed.
656 01:39:00 Plain and simple.
657 01:39:02 Now, do I know if they actually read it?
658 01:39:10 Let me ask you this.
659 01:39:12 How many times this week has something popped up on your computer screen saying,
660 01:39:16 "Please agree to the terms and conditions,"
661 01:39:29 But does that give you the right to, uh...
662 01:39:36 -Of course.
663 01:39:44 It is entirely socially acceptable--no, socially expected-- for us to be able
664 01:39:49 to stalk people we may or may not know
665 01:39:52 in order to get a glimpse into that partially true version of their lives.
666 01:39:56 Seb and I lived a version of our life for Pippa and Thomas to see.
667 01:40:00 Yes, we created our own narrative and made it available for them to watch.
668 01:40:04 We gave them front-row seats.
669 01:40:10 They tuned right in.
670 01:40:13 All we had to do was watch back.
671 01:40:23 So, uh, in addition to premiering internationally in Tokyo...
672 01:40:26 -Everywhere.
673 01:40:32 and guess what--we made a disgusting amount of money in the process.
674 01:40:36 Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
675 01:40:53 How many times can someone be congratulated?
676 01:40:56 Oh, your favorite.
677 01:41:00 "Scass-er-y." Scassari.
678 01:41:04 Who sent it?
679 01:41:09 "So thrilled to be featuring The Voyeurs in our upcoming season."
680 01:41:13 The Tate.
681 01:41:28 Baby. You have to get over this.
682 01:41:48 No.
683 01:42:44 Up there.
684 01:42:48 What is she doing?
685 01:42:52 What do you think you know, Pippa?
686 01:43:03 Pippa!
687 01:43:23 We just want to talk to you.
688 01:44:00 Please.
689 01:44:02 Is all this really necessary, Pippa?
690 01:44:05 Just... just leave me alone. What is it that you think you know?
691 01:44:10 These are some pretty serious accusations. They must have come from somewhere.
692 01:44:15 Stop fucking us around.
693 01:44:26 When I... when I watched you,
694 01:44:28 I believed every moment.
695 01:44:33 Even though none of it was real.
696 01:44:37 But when Thomas died,
697 01:44:56 And then you made it look like he did it himself.
698 01:45:01 That is a hell of a theory, Pippa.
699 01:45:03 Do you have any proof?
700 01:45:06 No.
701 01:45:07 Then what are we all doing here?
702 01:45:10 You manipulated me.
703 01:45:13 You seduced me.
704 01:45:16 You exposed me.
705 01:45:23 Because I have nothing left.
706 01:45:33 How could you do this?
707 01:45:38 It was you who told me--
708 01:45:45 that you forget to pick your head up, look around and go,
709 01:45:49 "Oh, wait. What am I even doing?"
710 01:46:08 Seb.
711 01:46:12 Julia. Hey. Hey, talk to me.
712 01:46:17 Come on. Come on.
713 01:46:20 Baby, what...
714 01:46:23 What did you do?
715 01:46:25 You weigh a little bit more, so it might take a minute to kick in.
716 01:46:31 What the fuck did you do?
717 01:46:36 That wine was a little gift from me.
718 01:46:44 Look at me.
719 01:46:46 Look at me!
720 01:46:48 Take one final look.
721 01:47:45 Our first breakfast.
722 01:47:48 Not a bad view.
723 01:47:56 You can really see in.
724 01:48:00 Are you creeping on our neighbors?
725 01:48:04 Look at those two. What are they doing?
726 01:48:08 Where?
727 01:48:09 Honey, right there.
728 01:48:13 I really got to get my eyes checked.
729 01:48:17 Mind your own business.
