内特的梦想剧院 Better Nate Than Ever(2022)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:40 Bro. It's like00 a.m.
2 00:02:19 Hi. Hello. I couldn't sleep. Could you sleep? 'Cause I couldn't sleep.
3 00:02:22 And good morning to you, Nate.
4 00:02:24 Slept like a baby.
5 00:02:25 Today is very low stakes for me.
6 00:02:30 I'll just be happy if I get cast in the chorus.
7 00:02:32 You should have auditioned for a big part.
8 00:02:34 We should be, like, nervous about this together.
9 00:02:36 Yeah,
10 00:02:37 no thanks. I don't really do rejection.
11 00:02:39 Anyway, I was just calling to say "good luck" or "break a leg."
12 00:02:44 You deserve the lead this year.
13 00:02:46 You really think so?
14 00:02:47 I mean, should Wicked have beaten Avenue Q
15 00:02:49 at the 2004 Tony Awards?
16 00:02:52 Obviously.
17 00:02:54 I rest my case.
18 00:03:03 Hey. You're up early.
19 00:03:05 Today is the day, Ma.
20 00:03:06 Is this sweater trying too hard?
21 00:03:08 I want my look to say,
22 00:03:10 "I am honored to have been cast as the lead role,
23 00:03:12 "but I wasn't expecting it."
24 00:03:13 They're posting the cast list for the school play today.
25 00:03:17 -Musical. -Sorry?
26 00:03:19 Musical. Not play.
27 00:03:21 Yo-yo!
28 00:03:22 Anthony, please. Track bag in the clean laundry. Really?
29 00:03:28 No cup?
30 00:03:30 What am I, six?
31 00:03:31 All right, you two.
32 00:03:33 Nate, please get going, the bus is gonna be here any minute.
33 00:03:40 -Are you wearing lipstick? -No.
34 00:03:43 Bro, you're wearing lipstick.
35 00:03:45 It's lip gloss. Clinical strength.
36 00:03:48 The pediatrician said my lip skin is unusually sensitive.
37 00:03:51 -Did the pediatrician actually say that? -Work with me here, Ma.
38 00:03:57 All right, just wait for my truck to pull out before you leave.
39 00:04:00 And untuck your sweater. You're trying too hard.
40 00:04:08 Ignore Anthony.
41 00:04:10 Obviously.
42 00:04:27 Good day, guv'nor.
43 00:04:30 Tough crowd.
44 00:04:46 No more girls in this row.
45 00:04:48 Ha-ha. Super original.
46 00:04:50 Go on. Ladies first.
47 00:04:57 Don't touch my rabbit foot.
48 00:05:01 Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry.
49 00:05:05 Can I have my rabbit foot back?
50 00:05:07 Sit down, boys.
51 00:05:08 Better watch your back in the hall today, loser.
52 00:05:25 Good news.
53 00:05:31 Wow, this is an honor.
54 00:05:34 Wow, I can't believe it. I'm the lead.
55 00:05:36 Please, please, please, please.
56 00:05:47 Better luck next time, Nate.
57 00:05:50 Thanks.
58 00:05:51 Congratulations on getting the role of Abraham Lincoln
59 00:05:54 in The Unauthorized Rock Musical.
60 00:05:57 You're gonna be amazing.
61 00:05:58 Thanks.
62 00:06:01 Nathan. Did you see the list?
63 00:06:07 I just...
64 00:06:10 It's a big role.
65 00:06:12 The title role.
66 00:06:15 It's a lot for someone who's never had a leading role before.
67 00:06:19 It's hard to get a leading role when no one will give you a chance. So...
68 00:06:25 If you'll excuse me, I need to have a word with my associate.
69 00:06:30 "Good news"? You texted that you had "Good news."
70 00:06:33 Libby, I wasn't even cast as Lincoln's understudy.
71 00:06:36 I didn't even get his son. Who's dead.
72 00:06:39 And, yes, we will have fun in the chorus together,
73 00:06:42 but I was cast as a tree, Libby. A tree.
74 00:06:45 Do you realize what this says about me, right?
75 00:06:48 That my parents are right. I should just give up on my dreams now.
76 00:06:53 Can I talk yet, or are you still yelling?
77 00:06:55 I'm still yelling!
78 00:06:57 Okay, you can talk now.
79 00:06:59 Name the best animated movie of all time.
80 00:07:02 I don't know. Pre-Moana or post-Moana?
81 00:07:04 Lilo & Stitch, Natey. Lilo & Stitch.
82 00:07:09 Sorry, I thought we were alone.
83 00:07:11 -You guys are so weird. -We know.
84 00:07:15 Okay. Lilo & Stitch. Cult classic. I'm intrigued. Go on.
85 00:07:20 I've got some breaking news about this weekend.
86 00:07:23 Whatever it is, it better not involve any more glitter lip gloss. I'm serious.
87 00:07:30 Manhattan Island, baby.
88 00:07:32 It's an open audition.
89 00:07:34 Tomorrow.
90 00:07:35 Ever since we were little, we've been like,
91 00:07:37 "We should take a road trip to New York someday."
92 00:07:39 Just you and me.
93 00:07:42 So, I had this crazy idea.
94 00:07:44 They're making Lilo & Stitch into a Broadway musical?
95 00:07:53 Nate Foster, yes?
96 00:07:55 Absolutely yes!
97 00:07:57 Welcome to the first audition of the rest of your life!
98 00:08:07 You really think you're going to drive to New York in a cab?
99 00:08:16 So?
100 00:08:17 How would we even get to New York?
101 00:08:20 Would Stitch pick us up in his spaceship?
102 00:08:22 Okay, first of all, tone.
103 00:08:25 Second, no.
104 00:08:27 We'll sneak away on an overnight bus.
105 00:08:29 Libby, my mom doesn't even let me go to Rite Aid alone.
106 00:08:32 Come on, Foster.
107 00:08:34 Live a little.
108 00:08:36 I'd hate to not be your date to the Tony Awards.
109 00:08:42 And the Tony Award for Best Actor of All Time goes to...
110 00:08:49 Where would you even sleep in New York?
111 00:08:53 Where would we even sleep?
112 00:08:55 Hello, what about your aunt?
113 00:08:57 Oh, good point. Nightmare scenario.
114 00:09:00 Oh, wow, love her that much, huh?
115 00:09:02 I thought she was some big Broadway actress.
116 00:09:05 She is. And she would report me to my mom immediately.
117 00:09:09 They have very antagonistic Glinda versus Elphaba, act one energy.
118 00:09:13 You think we're going to arrive in New York City
119 00:09:15 and run into your aunt? In a city of 17 billion people?
120 00:09:18 With my luck? Yes.
121 00:09:21 Nate. You didn't even get cast as Lincoln's dead son.
122 00:09:24 You don't have luck.
123 00:09:27 Yo, Natey the lady!
124 00:09:30 Watch your back.
125 00:09:36 You know what? Forget New York.
126 00:09:40 I'm just trying to survive seventh grade.
127 00:09:46 Well, Nate, that's... Okay.
128 00:09:53 NATE'When we go to West Virginia...
129 00:09:55 Hello. Hi.
130 00:10:01 Oh, my gosh! Are we... Did we get evicted?
131 00:10:04 -What? No. -Not yet.
132 00:10:05 Okay, he's home. Will you guys just spill?
133 00:10:08 -What's goin' on? -Boys...
134 00:10:11 Daddy is taking me away for the weekend.
135 00:10:14 Somewhere fancy in West Virginia for our big anniversary!
136 00:10:18 Surprise!
137 00:10:20 We can afford "fancy?"
138 00:10:22 That's why God invented credit cards.
139 00:10:24 And your mom's been working double shifts.
140 00:10:26 And so she's earned it.
141 00:10:27 Daddy had a really good job interview today.
142 00:10:29 He's going to land on his feet soon. But the sitter is tied up, so...
143 00:10:33 Oh, I'm not watching him this weekend. No way.
144 00:10:35 Don't you have an away game tomorrow?
145 00:10:37 It's not a game, it's a meet.
146 00:10:39 NATE'You're gonna win it.
147 00:10:40 One of these days, you're gonna get that full ride to college.
148 00:10:43 Don't jinx me, Dad.
149 00:10:45 You always win!
150 00:10:47 NATE'He always wins.
151 00:10:48 I could...
152 00:10:51 I could stay at Libby's mom's place tonight.
153 00:10:53 Could you? Would that be too much trouble?
154 00:10:57 What? You would never let me stay the night at a girl's house.
155 00:11:00 You're not Nate.
156 00:11:02 Nate's different.
157 00:11:15 Okay. Let's go over the checklist.
158 00:11:18 Did you take a series of selfies at your house
159 00:11:20 to post on Instagram at strategic intervals?
160 00:11:22 Yes, I have over 200 options.
161 00:11:24 -Did you triple-feed your dog? -Check.
162 00:11:26 What do you say if the casting director asked for our parents' phone numbers?
163 00:11:30 We give them each other's,
164 00:11:31 and I pretend to be your dad if the casting people call.
165 00:11:34 Correct. But you should probably pretend to be my mom.
166 00:11:37 Your voice hasn't changed yet. Did you pack your headshot?
167 00:11:44 Nate, that's a wallet-sized school photo
168 00:11:47 from when you had your worst haircut.
169 00:11:49 My dad doesn't have a job, Libby.
170 00:11:51 We don't just have glossy eight-by-tens ready to go.
171 00:11:54 Tone.
172 00:12:00 Okay. Lyft to the bus station is almost here.
173 00:12:06 What is happening right now?
174 00:12:08 I've always wanted to climb out a window.
175 00:12:10 Like the Tonight duet, on the fire escape, in West Side Story.
176 00:12:14 You want to break your ankle before we get to this audition?
177 00:12:22 Hey, Lib?
178 00:12:25 Why are you doing all this for me?
179 00:12:28 Because, it damages my clout,
180 00:12:31 when my best friend isn't even cast as Abraham Lincoln's understudy.
181 00:12:35 And I figured you could use the mood lift.
182 00:12:38 Plus, my love language is quality time, so...
183 00:12:41 Did you just say you love me?
184 00:12:44 The Lyft's going to be here in, like, 12 seconds. Go.
185 00:12:56 This is probably good practice for the New York City transit system.
186 00:13:01 Yeah, it is.
187 00:13:02 How much were the bus tickets? I'll Venmo you.
188 00:13:04 You can pay me back when you're a big Broadway star.
189 00:13:08 Okay, folks...
190 00:13:10 Also, I'm using your shoulder as a pillow and you're dealing with it.
191 00:13:13 My name is Elliot and I will be your driver
192 00:13:16 on route to New York City.
193 00:13:21 Hey...
194 00:13:23 -So, when we get there... -Mmm-hmm.
195 00:13:26 I know you kind of think of Times Square as the 1950s Guys and Dolls fantasia,
196 00:13:31 but people don't actually dance in the street. They mug you.
197 00:13:35 Hey.
198 00:13:36 We may be small, but...
199 00:13:38 But what?
200 00:13:39 I'm trying to think of something.
201 00:13:41 Exactly.
202 00:13:58 Okay. Good evening, folks.
203 00:14:01 Once again, my name is Elliot...
204 00:14:03 Goodbye, Pittsburgh.
205 00:14:08 New York City will be the last stop tonight.
206 00:14:11 So, sit back and please enjoy your ride.
207 00:14:16 New York coming, people. Last stop.
208 00:14:19 Last stop. Last stop. Last stop...
209 00:14:31 I got my ticket in my pocket
210 00:14:35 I got my heart here on my sleeve
211 00:14:39 Don't worry 'bout me 'cause I got this
212 00:14:42 They're gonna regret doubting me
213 00:14:46 The lights are bright, people are crazy
214 00:14:50 I see it all through my window
215 00:14:53 Buildings are tall, it doesn't faze me
216 00:14:57 Don't gotta worry 'cause I know, I know, I know that
217 00:15:02 This is where I'm supposed to be
218 00:15:06 I might be young, but I'm mighty
219 00:15:09 So let the talkers talk
220 00:15:11 They can say what they say
221 00:15:13 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day
222 00:15:17 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine
223 00:15:21 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time
224 00:15:27 I'm headed to the big time
225 00:15:30 Ooh yeah
226 00:15:33 People are staring as I walk by
227 00:15:36 Walk by
228 00:15:36 They wonder if I've gone insane
229 00:15:39 You crazy
230 00:15:40 But I'll brush off every side eye
231 00:15:44 Walk with a smile on my face
232 00:15:46 'Cause I know, I know that
233 00:15:48 This is where I'm supposed to be
234 00:15:51 I might be young, but I'm mighty
235 00:15:54 So let the talkers talk
236 00:15:57 They can say what they say
237 00:15:58 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day
238 00:16:02 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine
239 00:16:06 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time
240 00:16:10 Headed to the big time
241 00:16:12 I'm headed to the big time
242 00:16:14 Headed to the big time
243 00:16:40 I'll make you proud of me
244 00:16:43 I swear I'm working hard
245 00:16:46 I'm almost there
246 00:16:48 And if I prove my worth And prove everyone wrong
247 00:16:53 Well, maybe then I'll finally feel like I actually belong
248 00:16:57 'Cause if I make it big I won't get left behind
249 00:17:02 So, yeah, I'm small, but I'm
250 00:17:08 -This is where I'm supposed to be
251 00:17:11 I might be young, but I'm mighty
252 00:17:14 So let the talkers talk
253 00:17:16 They can say what they say
254 00:17:18 I'm gonna see my name in lights Up on the marquee one day
255 00:17:22 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine
256 00:17:25 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time
257 00:17:36 I'm headed to the big time
258 00:17:38 Nate. Nate.
259 00:17:40 -Nate.
260 00:17:42 -Nate! -Big time.
261 00:17:44 You were drooling and singing. It was incredible.
262 00:17:48 Look.
263 00:18:08 It's great.
264 00:18:09 It's glorious.
265 00:18:11 Operation Broadway, step two.
266 00:18:16 Oh! Post that one.
267 00:18:17 Where you're clipping your dog's nails in your kitchen.
268 00:18:20 You look especially innocent.
269 00:18:21 Tourists.
270 00:18:23 Thank you!
271 00:18:26 Oh, no!
272 00:18:30 Come on!
273 00:18:43 Maybe we should just turn around.
274 00:18:45 My hair doesn't do wet.
275 00:18:46 We just got here. Live a little.
276 00:18:49 Oh, look at you quoting me. I'll allow it.
277 00:18:57 Hello. We are here to audition for Lilo & Stitch.
278 00:19:02 The musical. The Broadway musical.
279 00:19:05 First time in New York.
280 00:19:07 -Yeah, how could you... -That wasn't a question.
281 00:19:12 Go on.
282 00:19:35 And what do we say if they ask how old we are?
283 00:19:37 I say, "However old the character Lilo is in the script."
284 00:19:41 And then I wink.
285 00:19:45 Okay.
286 00:19:48 The casting director! This is so cool!
287 00:19:51 Let's cast a musical.
288 00:20:00 We are expecting 1,000 kids in the next 24 hours,
289 00:20:05 so, I need the first 25 kids to look at their numbers
290 00:20:09 and line themselves up against this mirrored wall in ascending order.
291 00:20:14 I didn't realize there'd be math on this test.
292 00:20:17 And just a reminder.
293 00:20:18 You must indicate in the application if you are allergic to macadamia nuts,
294 00:20:23 Hawaii. Big subplot.
295 00:20:30 Amateur.
296 00:20:33 And most important,
297 00:20:35 if you are under 18, I need you to sign in
298 00:20:38 with a physically present parent or guardian today,
299 00:20:42 or you will not be auditioning.
300 00:20:44 No "ifs," "ands," or "buts."
301 00:20:51 -Next.
302 00:20:56 You ready to set some records, bro?
303 00:20:59 Yeah. For sure.
304 00:21:11 You good?
305 00:21:12 I feel like I'm missing something.
306 00:21:27 Whatever, let's bounce.
307 00:21:29 How's Gibby doing? Actually don't tell me.
308 00:21:36 You have a cell phone down here?
309 00:21:38 You're not supposed to have a cell phone here.
310 00:21:40 Look what Natey just posted.
311 00:21:43 He's clipping the dog's nails.
312 00:21:47 There you go.
313 00:21:48 Our boys can survive for one weekend without us.
314 00:21:51 Now let's please try to relax...
315 00:21:56 It's the tricep again, ma'am. You gotta lay off the triceps.
316 00:22:00 -Don't forget to breathe.
317 00:22:05 Try not to hyperventilate. We'll figure something out.
318 00:22:12 You don't have your lucky rabbit foot.
319 00:22:14 Jimmy Madison took it.
320 00:22:16 I hope karma hits him in the form of a bus.
321 00:22:18 I mean, a metaphorical bus,
322 00:22:20 obviously, I'm against violence at a core level, but...
323 00:22:24 You're distracting my kid. She needs to concentrate.
324 00:22:28 His blood sugar's low, show some respect.
325 00:22:33 Have you done character work before?
326 00:22:35 Have I... I'm sorry, what?
327 00:22:37 Have you done costume character work before?
328 00:22:40 I played a snow-man in a full body suit in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular.
329 00:22:46 Twice.
330 00:22:47 I turned it down the third year, so I wouldn't be pigeon-holed
331 00:22:50 as not having a face.
332 00:22:51 That's incredible.
333 00:22:54 Yes. Yes, it is.
334 00:22:56 Good luck!
335 00:22:57 You're supposed to say, "break a leg."
336 00:23:00 Next!
337 00:23:03 Are you here for the audition?
338 00:23:04 Funny you should ask that, madam.
339 00:23:07 You bet! We drove all night to be here.
340 00:23:09 I mean, we didn't drive. My mom did. We're children.
341 00:23:12 I mean, if you needed us to learn to drive a car for the show
342 00:23:15 for any reason, we're very fast learners.
343 00:23:17 Really?
344 00:23:19 Because the competition seems to think you're flying solo.
345 00:23:26 First group of kids are on deck.
346 00:23:28 One sec.
347 00:23:30 Uh, listen up, everybody.
348 00:23:32 Unless you have a parent or guardian with you,
349 00:23:36 please do not waste your time, or ours.
350 00:23:44 Nathan.
351 00:23:46 Foster?
352 00:23:48 Aunt Heidi.
353 00:23:50 It is you. Okay. Okay.
354 00:23:54 We're with her.
355 00:23:55 This is incredible.
356 00:23:57 I was this close to not even coming to this audition today.
357 00:24:01 And then something in me was like, "Do it, Heidi,"
358 00:24:05 and then, this.
359 00:24:08 -It's like, you're a sign. -Thank you.
360 00:24:10 I've been called many names in my life, but "sign" is a first.
361 00:24:14 Wait. You're auditioning for Lilo & Stitch too?
362 00:24:16 Oh, no. Oh, no.
363 00:24:18 I'm... No, I'm two doors down.
364 00:24:19 Yeah. Did you see all those ladies trying to still pass for mid-thirties?
365 00:24:23 Yeah, we're all up for the same play. It's called A Solitary Woman.
366 00:24:28 Perfect for it.
367 00:24:30 So...
368 00:24:32 Yeah. So, where is your mom? Is she in the bathroom or?
369 00:24:37 All these years
370 00:24:39 of her judging me for following my dreams and being the black sheep,
371 00:24:43 and she's bringing you to an audition?
372 00:24:46 Ah! Love it.
373 00:24:48 And I love that you're still acting. I'm not surprised. I'm not.
374 00:24:52 Because you were the only toddler whose first word was "Me."
375 00:24:57 Isn't that funny? Is this your girlfriend?
376 00:24:59 -No! -We haven't chosen a label
377 00:25:00 -at this point in our relationship. -Okay.
378 00:25:04 I'm just so happy to see you.
379 00:25:06 Mom's not here.
380 00:25:08 -Nate! -What?
381 00:25:09 It was bound to come out in three minutes.
382 00:25:11 Wait! So... But okay. What do you mean she's not here?
383 00:25:14 So who brought you? Your dad?
384 00:25:15 No! He thinks Broadway is a four letter word.
385 00:25:19 Okay, wait.
386 00:25:20 -So you're telling me... -We ran away from home, lady.
387 00:25:27 Right, okay.
388 00:25:30 All right, so, yeah, responsible adult mode.
389 00:25:35 My greatest acting role yet.
390 00:25:42 "Hi, Sherrie, it's your sister.
391 00:25:46 "I know, it's been a couple years.
392 00:25:48 "Okay, ten, I guess..."
393 00:25:51 Why don't I have your mom's cell?
394 00:25:53 'Cause it's been a while since you've spoken.
395 00:25:56 Heidi didn't show up to my parents' wedding.
396 00:25:58 She was the maid of honor and everything.
397 00:26:00 Wow, that's deep.
398 00:26:02 Yeah, well...
399 00:26:06 And I just missed my audition,
400 00:26:09 so, that's awesome.
401 00:26:12 I can't believe you still have to audition for things.
402 00:26:15 You've been on Broadway.
403 00:26:17 You have no idea, kid.
404 00:26:20 All right, What's your mom's cell? Spill it.
405 00:26:22 It's 4-1-2-5-5-5-8-7-2-0.
406 00:26:28 Zero. Okay.
407 00:26:35 Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
408 00:26:38 At the tone, please record your message.
409 00:26:41 Hi, Sherrie. I'm with my nephew. Your son, Nathan.
410 00:26:47 -Nate. -Nate.
411 00:26:49 He is alive.
412 00:26:51 Well, he's 12 seconds away from being murdered by his aunt.
413 00:26:55 But, you know, he's fine.
414 00:26:57 He is fine and I'm gonna get him on the next airplane...
415 00:27:02 -Bus. We can't afford an airplane. -...home.
416 00:27:05 And, you know, maybe someday, we can all laugh at this.
417 00:27:10 If there is a world where we ever speak again.
418 00:27:18 Okay, bye-bye, now.
419 00:27:26 Incredible work.
420 00:27:28 Excuse me?
421 00:27:29 I truly believed you cared about her.
422 00:27:31 I'm with Nate, I can't believe you have to audition for things.
423 00:27:34 Please.
424 00:27:35 Okay, first group of kids for Lilo! Let's do this.
425 00:27:41 All right, let's get outta here.
426 00:27:45 -Oh! Oh! -What's this?
427 00:27:46 It's his pee dance. It's a thing.
428 00:27:48 Libby!
429 00:27:49 Okay, well, just go fast, okay?
430 00:27:52 -That's not good for your bladder. -Go!
431 00:27:56 -Is he always like this? -Hilarious? Yes.
432 00:28:00 Takes after me.
433 00:28:03 Do I have everybody? Where's number 13?
434 00:28:16 Where's the bathroom?
435 00:28:17 -Back in the left. -Cool.
436 00:28:26 Today, we're not looking for people to act opposite a puppet.
437 00:28:30 The role of Stitch will require a versatile child
438 00:28:34 whose performance will need to read through a full bodysuit.
439 00:28:39 We are seeking both a Lilo and a Stitch.
440 00:28:43 If you can dance in either of these roles, all the better.
441 00:28:46 And you cannot be afraid of heights, I should add.
442 00:28:50 There will be a big, power ballad moment
443 00:28:54 that takes place literally above the audience's head,
444 00:28:58 where Stitch pilots the plane through the mountains of Honolulu.
445 00:29:03 Yeah, thank you.
446 00:29:09 -You don't want something to eat, do you? -I'm good.
447 00:29:12 -Good. Okay. -Yeah.
448 00:29:30 Let's try that again.
449 00:29:32 Imagine you're seeing a blue dog-like alien
450 00:29:35 for the first time in your life and it makes you scream.
451 00:29:46 Yeah... No. For sure. Hard agree.
452 00:29:49 Before I make the first cut,
453 00:29:51 does anyone have a special skill they'd like to demonstrate?
454 00:29:54 "Make the first cut." All we did was scream.
455 00:29:56 I am an award winning tumbler.
456 00:29:58 Is that so, number six?
457 00:30:00 Yes. I'm the reigning Junior Mister Northeast Flipper.
458 00:30:19 Fine. Any other Mary Lou Rettons in the room?
459 00:30:27 Oh, uh, Garret.
460 00:30:29 I can sorta dance.
461 00:30:31 I mean, not like that, that was ridiculous.
462 00:30:33 But I can do knee crawls.
463 00:30:35 Knee crawls?
464 00:30:37 Yeah, like Fiddler on the Roof style knee crawls.
465 00:30:40 I was a bottle dancer in an off-off Broadway production.
466 00:30:44 In my friend's basement.
467 00:30:46 In Pittsburgh. I'm going to shut up now.
468 00:30:49 Give him a chance.
469 00:30:52 Well,
470 00:30:54 this, I have to see.
471 00:30:55 Okay, pretend I have a bottle on my head.
472 00:30:57 -Got it. -And a beard.
473 00:31:02 Mazel tov!
474 00:31:05 -Oh, my gosh! My pants! -Your pants?
475 00:31:07 Yeah, I got caught in the rain and I think my pants shrunk
476 00:31:10 and now they're way too tight for me to do my knee crawl things.
477 00:31:13 Does anybody have any extra shorts?
478 00:31:15 That won't be necessary.
479 00:31:18 For the record, I have a ton of phobias, but heights isn't one of them.
480 00:31:25 I think we can make the cut.
481 00:31:30 -Good try. -Thanks, number 12.
482 00:31:34 Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time.
483 00:31:37 This is not personal. And you're all sensational.
484 00:31:42 It's like I'm looking at Juilliard Drama class of 2027.
485 00:31:50 All right. If I don't read your number,
486 00:31:52 I will see you on...
487 00:31:54 The next one. Like there will even be a next one.
488 00:31:57 Cut at my first and last Broadway audition.
489 00:32:00 That's going to be the name of my memoir title.
490 00:32:03 Hey. At least you got to audition, right?
491 00:32:06 Yeah. By breaking into the audition
492 00:32:08 and lying to your aunt, by the way.
493 00:32:11 Okay, it is so weird to me that your mom's only response
494 00:32:14 to my voicemail is a thumbs up emoji.
495 00:32:16 That's not so weird.
496 00:32:18 And it's an African-American thumbs up emoji.
497 00:32:23 Her hand must have slipped.
498 00:32:25 - Good afternoon. - 00 p.m. to Pittsburgh now boarding.
499 00:32:28 00 p.m. to Pittsburgh.
500 00:32:31 Well, I may have missed my audition,
501 00:32:34 but I refuse to miss the most well-paying Bar Mitzvah in U.S. history,
502 00:32:38 so I should go.
503 00:32:40 Wait, you're a rabbi now?
504 00:32:42 Ha. Ignoring that.
505 00:32:43 No, I have to be at the Natural History Museum in 20 minutes.
506 00:32:47 Ah. Yes, dinosaurs.
507 00:32:48 Well, I'm just catering. So, don't be jealous.
508 00:32:53 I would trade my entire life with you right now,
509 00:32:55 if I could be a caterer in New York.
510 00:32:58 One day, Nate, I have complete confidence that you'll be a caterer in New York.
511 00:33:03 In the meantime, middle school is calling your name.
512 00:33:13 -For the record... -Yeah?
513 00:33:16 I totally understand why you missed the wedding.
514 00:33:20 You had your first-ever Broadway callback.
515 00:33:24 I would have done the same thing.
516 00:33:27 I... Uh...
517 00:33:31 Tell...
518 00:33:36 I gotta go. What am I doing? All right.
519 00:33:40 You two... You take care of each other, right?
520 00:33:46 Yes, good. Good.
521 00:33:54 - Final boarding- 00 p.m. Port Authority to Pittsburgh.
522 00:33:55 Final boarding.
523 00:34:08 So if I'm reading the room,
524 00:34:11 Kalea is our top contender for Lilo.
525 00:34:14 Adore her energy. She is already on vocal rest.
526 00:34:19 So, this is that afternoon callback group then.
527 00:34:22 Yes!
528 00:34:25 Hold on!
529 00:34:28 Where's the kid?
530 00:34:29 Which kid? These are all kids.
531 00:34:32 The weird funny one.
532 00:34:34 The Fiddler on the Roof bottle dance boy?
533 00:34:37 You liked that kid?
534 00:34:38 He was like my favorite kid.
535 00:34:40 He referred to Pittsburgh as "off-off Broadway."
536 00:34:43 He was spunky.
537 00:34:45 I don't think we even got his contact info. So...
538 00:34:47 Not true! His friend left this with me. Phone number's on the back.
539 00:34:56 That is the worst haircut I've seen in 32 years of casting.
540 00:35:04 Well, today could have been better.
541 00:35:06 Today could have been worse.
542 00:35:28 Driver, stop the bus!
543 00:35:30 What are you doing?
544 00:35:32 I got a callback. I have to be there in like 20 minutes.
545 00:35:35 You got a... Wait, what?
546 00:35:38 Hello? Someone getting off?
547 00:35:40 This wasn't a part of the plan.
548 00:35:42 But we do everything together!
549 00:35:44 Which is exactly my point!
550 00:35:46 Tone.
551 00:35:50 If I'm gone any longer, and my parents figure it out,
552 00:35:53 they're going to ground me. For life!
553 00:35:55 Are you...
554 00:35:57 Libby, are you mad that I auditioned without you?
555 00:35:59 No. I...
556 00:36:01 Nate, I love the theater.
557 00:36:03 But I don't really love being onstage.
558 00:36:06 I'm still trying to find my thing.
559 00:36:10 And I kind of only do the school shows to be with...
560 00:36:15 You know?
561 00:36:19 With you.
562 00:36:25 Make a decision, kids.
563 00:36:27 Libby, you know how much you mean to me,
564 00:36:31 but I'm not like that.
565 00:36:41 Honey, let him go.
566 00:36:44 I'll explain to you on the ride home.
567 00:36:47 Are you stayin' on, or are you gettin' off?
568 00:36:51 I'm really sorry, Lib.
569 00:36:56 No, I...
570 00:37:00 I've been there, sweetheart.
571 00:37:02 And I married the guy!
572 00:37:26 The rabbit foot worked!
573 00:37:34 Nate! You still at Libby's?
574 00:37:38 I'm home!
575 00:37:40 Hey, do we have any Ace bandages in dad's medicine cabinet?
576 00:37:45 Yo!
577 00:37:47 Nate!
578 00:38:06 "Hanging with Lib.
579 00:38:08 "Congrats on probably getting first place."
580 00:38:10 First place. Yeah.
581 00:38:19 -Dude. Party tonight. -Dude,
582 00:38:22 -I can barely walk. -That's why we're coming to you.
583 00:38:25 We want to cheer you up for biffing out there today.
584 00:38:28 Aren't your parents away on their woo-woo retreat thing?
585 00:38:31 -Dude, I don't know. -Dude...
586 00:38:32 Can I come make your boo-boo better?
587 00:38:36 Yeah, okay, it's on.
588 00:38:39 Yes.
589 00:38:42 All right, later.
590 00:39:09 Weird.
591 00:39:13 Let the storm rage on!
592 00:39:18 The cold never bothered me anyway
593 00:39:23 I've never had a boy sing Let It Go, I'll give you that.
594 00:39:27 Thank you so much.
595 00:39:30 Crazy question, Nate,
596 00:39:31 but did you happen to bring a monologue with you today?
597 00:39:35 -Monologue? -Yeah, like a short speech.
598 00:39:38 Emphasis on "short."
599 00:39:40 Oh, no, I know what a monologue is. I just didn't...
600 00:39:43 Okay, no problem. That's all we need.
601 00:39:46 Wait. I have something. I do.
602 00:39:51 "The night the lights went out in Georgia."
603 00:39:56 Can't say I've heard of that one, but if you wanna give it a try...
604 00:40:00 "You probably didn't know, Marjorie,
605 00:40:02 "that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history
606 00:40:06 "to sweep every category except congeniality,
607 00:40:11 "and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway.
608 00:40:16 "Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit,
609 00:40:20 "five contestants quit on the spot.
610 00:40:24 "Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth
611 00:40:28 "to answer the question, 'What would you do to prevent war?'
612 00:40:31 "she spoke so eloquently of patriotism,
613 00:40:35 "battlefields, and diamond tiaras, grown men wept."
614 00:40:40 Okay.
615 00:40:42 "And you probably didn't know,
616 00:40:44 "Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia.
617 00:40:49 "She was the Miss Georgia.
618 00:40:53 "She didn't just twirl a baton,
619 00:40:56 "that baton was on fire!
620 00:41:00 "And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher,
621 00:41:04 "further, faster than any baton has ever flown before,
622 00:41:08 "hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks.
623 00:41:15 "And when it finally did come down, Marjorie,
624 00:41:21 "my sister caught that baton
625 00:41:25 "as 12,000 people jumped to their feet
626 00:41:30 "for 16 and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation
627 00:41:34 "as flames illuminated her tear-stained face.
628 00:41:38 -"And that..."
629 00:41:41 "Marjorie, just so you will know
630 00:41:45 "and your children will someday know,
631 00:41:49 "is the night the lights went out in Georgia!"
632 00:41:57 And scene.
633 00:42:01 Sorry, my Southern accent was a little wobbly. Weird.
634 00:42:05 Was that Edward Albee?
635 00:42:06 Close. Designing Women.
636 00:42:11 Nate, are you local?
637 00:42:15 Are you already spending the night in New York? I mean...
638 00:42:19 Look, can you be back tomorrow?
639 00:42:23 I think the director should meet you.
640 00:42:27 Can you run out and give his mother the info?
641 00:42:30 You can just tell me.
642 00:42:31 Mom's probably wandering the halls, or something, looking for celebrities.
643 00:42:36 -You can remember all the details? -Of course.
644 00:42:39 I have a pornographic memory.
645 00:42:43 Tomorrow at the New Amsterdam Theatre on West 41st Street.
646 00:42:49 Come to the stage door at30 a.m. sharp, okay?
647 00:42:53 That's where The Lion King opened.
648 00:42:55 Is that a question?
649 00:42:57 No.
650 00:42:59 Sorry, do you mind if I exit out the window?
651 00:43:03 The West Side Story balcony scene is on my bucket list.
652 00:43:06 We're on the fourth floor and there's no fire escape.
653 00:43:09 Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
654 00:43:15 Mom!
655 00:43:16 Send in the next kid.
656 00:43:18 -Where are you, Mom?
657 00:43:29 Yes, yes, yes!
658 00:43:39 Libby.
659 00:43:42 "You'll never believe..."
660 00:43:48 I don't believe this.
661 00:44:14 Next in line!
662 00:44:20 Would you like to make a donation to help children with leukemia?
663 00:44:23 No, thank you. Would you like to make a donation to children
664 00:44:26 who don't have a place to sleep tonight?
665 00:44:29 You're short.
666 00:44:30 -Excuse me? -You're a dollar short.
667 00:44:41 Look, I really need to buy a phone charger.
668 00:44:44 Next in line!
669 00:44:50 I'm not the praying kind but I'm gonna pray for you, ma'am.
670 00:45:59 On Broadway
671 00:46:04 They say there's always magic in the air
672 00:46:12 But when you're walking down that street
673 00:46:16 And you ain't had enough to eat
674 00:46:20 One thin dime won't even shine your shoes
675 00:46:27 Hey, now, keep up the good work, kid.
676 00:46:34 You're sounding good.
677 00:46:46 They say that I won't last too long on Broadway
678 00:46:54 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say
679 00:47:00 Hey! But they dead wrong I know they are
680 00:47:05 'Cause I can play this here guitar
681 00:47:09 And I won't quit till I'm a star On Broadway
682 00:47:16 Play it, fellas!
683 00:47:30 On Broadway!
684 00:47:35 On Broadway!
685 00:47:43 Hey!
686 00:47:58 I'm happy to take requests.
687 00:47:59 Do you know anything from Fiddler on the Roof?
688 00:48:02 Do I?
689 00:48:05 Mazel tov!
690 00:48:10 Next in line!
691 00:48:13 Hello.
692 00:48:16 Funds have been raised.
693 00:48:18 I will be paying for this, with quarters and dimes.
694 00:48:29 I will also be purchasing this coat.
695 00:48:34 -Get away from her. -No.
696 00:48:36 What did you say?
697 00:48:38 O'hana means "family."
698 00:48:42 -"Family" means nobody... -Nobody gets left behind.
699 00:49:07 -Hi. -Hi!
700 00:49:08 -Hi. -Hi.
701 00:49:13 -So, about what went down on the bus...
702 00:49:16 What is all that noise?
703 00:49:18 Where in the name of Stephen Joshua Sondheim are you?
704 00:49:21 New York City.
705 00:49:23 Still. Libby, I got a final callback,
706 00:49:26 for tomorrow, and it's at the New Amsterdam Theatre.
707 00:49:29 But that's only if I don't get killed first.
708 00:49:31 I called Aunt Heidi, it went right to voicemail
709 00:49:34 and I don't know where she lives,
710 00:49:36 and I have no idea where I'm going to sleep tonight.
711 00:49:39 Nate, Nate, stop spinning.
712 00:49:42 Your aunt's probably still at the museum doing that bar mitzvah thing.
713 00:49:45 Just find her there.
714 00:49:51 Okay, see...
715 00:49:53 This is why I love you.
716 00:49:59 I really do. And just, look, you've had my back from day one,
717 00:50:04 and even if you don't like being on stage, Lib,
718 00:50:08 you're still a star.
719 00:50:12 I still need you.
720 00:50:14 And when you find the thing that you love, I'll be cheering for you.
721 00:50:27 Lib, you're being really quiet. Are we still best friends?
722 00:50:39 Excuse me, would you gentlemen happen to know
723 00:50:43 how to get to the Natural History Museum?
724 00:50:46 -The dinosaurs. -Yeah, the cute little dinos...
725 00:51:06 Welcome to the museum. Are you here for the bar...
726 00:51:09 Mitzvah. Yes, I would never miss a museum bar mitzvah.
727 00:51:13 Terrific. Name?
728 00:51:18 How about this? This is going to be fun.
729 00:51:21 You read out who hasn't checked in yet. And I'll tell you which one I am.
730 00:51:30 You look a little under-dressed for a party.
731 00:51:40 Shall I escort you to the exit? Or would you...
732 00:51:45 Hi, I was calling to know if you guys open today...
733 00:51:47 As I said 20 minutes ago, we are closed...
734 00:51:49 Who knew 13 year-olds could eat so much in one night?
735 00:51:52 I don't even like steak tartare and I'm 25.
736 00:51:55 Oh, crap! I forgot the asparagus.
737 00:51:57 -Keep it parked. I'll go get 'em. -Okay.
738 00:52:18 What a night!
739 00:52:20 You never realize how much you dislike 13 year-olds
740 00:52:23 till you work a party for them, huh, Heidi?
741 00:52:26 Aw, they're not all so bad.
742 00:52:27 I wish, I wish I were as unjaded as my hilariously bold nephew.
743 00:52:32 Is this the kid you were talking about in the kitchen?
744 00:52:35 -Yeah. -Way you were going on about him,
745 00:52:37 -I thought he was your son. -Ha! Yeah, I should be so lucky.
746 00:52:41 No. Okay. I spent 15 minutes with the kid today,
747 00:52:46 and he is around 100 times funnier and quicker than I am.
748 00:52:52 He's if, like, Nathan Lane and the Tasmanian Devil had a baby.
749 00:52:58 You gettin' off?
750 00:53:00 Yeah, I got to get the cake out of the kitchen.
751 00:53:18 Um, pardon me. Hello. I'm lost and I need to get to the kitchen.
752 00:53:22 -Do I know you? -Huh?
753 00:53:24 What's your name?
754 00:53:26 -Huh? -I said, what's your name?
755 00:53:29 It's just a lot of pressure, you know,
756 00:53:31 and it's like I'm never allowed to screw up.
757 00:53:34 I'm never allowed to lose or anything.
758 00:53:36 It's like I'm my parents' only hope at a future, if that makes any sense?
759 00:53:41 -Yeah, that's cool. Should we kiss, or?
760 00:53:46 Anthony, my stepsister just sent me this TikTok...
761 00:53:49 I'm kinda in the middle of something. Don't need to see memes right now.
762 00:53:52 Look, this is in New York.
763 00:53:57 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say
764 00:54:02 Oh, my gosh!
765 00:54:04 But they're dead wrong I know they are
766 00:54:20 Are we cousins?
767 00:54:23 Sure!
768 00:54:31 Okay, kids! We're about to do the candle-lighting ceremony.
769 00:54:45 Well, well, well.
770 00:54:48 Do you want to tell me why my idiot little brother is in New York City,
771 00:54:52 going viral on TikTok?
772 00:54:54 Well?
773 00:54:55 Do I want to tell you, or do I have to tell you?
774 00:54:59 Libby.
775 00:55:07 Why is my aunt calling you?
776 00:55:11 She thinks I'm your mom. It's kind of a long story.
777 00:55:19 Get out your umbrellas. We're expecting spring showers all day tomorrow
778 00:55:23 in Northern West Virginia.
779 00:55:24 Of course. It figures. Rain on our last day of vacation.
780 00:55:30 Anthony isn't responding to any of my texts about the meet.
781 00:55:34 Do you think the boys miss us?
782 00:55:37 "Us?" Greatest parents in the world. Come on.
783 00:55:41 I just don't want Nate and Anthony to grow apart like me and Heidi.
784 00:55:45 You know, I still regret not going to her opening night thing.
785 00:55:50 Well, have you thought about calling her lately, babe?
786 00:55:53 I don't even know if she'd pick up.
787 00:55:55 And the crazy thing is, I'm kind of jealous of her.
788 00:55:58 You? Come on. Really?
789 00:56:01 She had a dream. I never had a dream.
790 00:56:03 This isn't your dream?
791 00:56:06 Babe.
792 00:56:10 A kid from Pennsylvania wowed a crowd tonight in Times Square.
793 00:56:13 You think I should call her?
794 00:56:16 Be the bigger person?
795 00:56:18 Probably.
796 00:56:20 And believe me, you don't want to miss this kid.
797 00:56:22 Watch this video...
798 00:56:26 But right now, we should celebrate our anniversary.
799 00:56:30 Tricep.
800 00:56:35 You made me drop the cake, okay? That pays the rent.
801 00:56:39 I'm not talking to you.
802 00:56:41 Oh, okay, sorry.
803 00:56:43 Yeah, I am putting you on the first bus out because, you know,
804 00:56:47 it's the right thing to do.
805 00:56:49 That's all.
806 00:56:52 Lilo & Stitch will still be running in a year, okay?
807 00:56:55 If your mom decides you can audition, then you can audition.
808 00:57:20 What's this?
809 00:57:21 Your last five birthday cards.
810 00:57:25 You remembered my birthday?
811 00:57:27 Yeah, every year.
812 00:57:31 I didn't know if you'd want to hear from me.
813 00:57:34 But, no matter what, we're family. So...
814 00:57:43 But you yelled at me in front of all those bar mitzvah kids,
815 00:57:47 and made me feel like I was back in middle school.
816 00:57:52 I'm the only boy in seventh grade who knows every lyric to Corner of the Sky.
817 00:57:57 There's no justice.
818 00:58:01 Well, "Everything has its season, everything has its time..."
819 00:58:07 I guarantee you are not the only boy who knows every lyric to Pippin.
820 00:58:14 Some just aren't comfortable yet letting everyone know it.
821 00:58:21 You're not going to cry, are you?
822 00:58:24 No, no.
823 00:58:26 I just... You know, you just... You remind me of, like, me.
824 00:58:31 Really?
825 00:58:32 That's a compliment? You think that's a compliment?
826 00:58:35 That's amazing.
827 00:58:36 Of course, it's a compliment.
828 00:58:38 You're literally all I want to be when I grow up.
829 00:58:41 Three weeks on Broadway, an apartment in New York.
830 00:58:44 Queens, but...
831 00:58:46 Queens is still New York.
832 00:58:48 And you're still my hero.
833 00:59:04 You know what? You're going to that callback tomorrow.
834 00:59:08 I mean, your mom knows you're here, right?
835 00:59:10 -Are you being serious? -Yes.
836 00:59:12 But you have to stop shouting 'cause you have to save your voice.
837 00:59:15 Do you have any audition tips?
838 00:59:21 Okay, yeah, you know, so I'm not the best singer,
839 00:59:25 but there was this trick I used to use for musicals, okay?
840 00:59:29 You hold the sheet music, right? Like, you know,
841 00:59:32 you haven't really fully memorized the song.
842 00:59:35 And then halfway through, just casually, let it drop to the floor like,
843 00:59:40 "Wait! Not only do I know this song,
844 00:59:43 "I'm going to blow you away in the final verse."
845 00:59:46 It's surprisingly effective.
846 00:59:50 -That's amazing. -Yeah.
847 00:59:52 And find your light.
848 00:59:55 Everybody forgets that.
849 00:59:58 But how are they gonna remember you if they can't see you?
850 01:00:03 Yeah.
851 01:00:05 Yeah. Find your light.
852 01:00:07 Okay.
853 01:00:13 I looked up to her, you know? Your mom. I really did.
854 01:00:19 She got the one thing
855 01:00:24 I couldn't get.
856 01:00:27 An amazing kid.
857 01:00:40 I love you!
858 01:01:05 Well, the callback was a disaster and you blew it big time, kid.
859 01:01:09 Back to Pittsburgh for you!
860 01:01:11 Can I borrow some money for the bus?
861 01:01:13 Try hitchhiking. It'll build your character.
862 01:01:21 Nate!
863 01:01:25 -Nathan! -Crap!
864 01:01:29 - Where is he? - Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
865 01:01:32 Around the corner.
866 01:01:33 How are you here right now?
867 01:01:36 Hi, Anthony.
868 01:01:38 Like a giant. He's like a giant.
869 01:01:40 Hi, Aunt Heidi. Long time no everything, I guess.
870 01:01:43 Don't "Hi, Anthony" me, Nate.
871 01:01:46 Okay. Bye, Anthony.
872 01:01:48 And I can live with Heidi in New York. Perfect.
873 01:01:51 Yeah, like Mom would ever let that happen.
874 01:01:53 So, what, then? Are they waiting downstairs for me with handcuffs?
875 01:01:56 They don't even know we're here. Get in my truck right now.
876 01:01:59 -What? What? -You didn't tell on me?
877 01:02:01 No. I'm the one who's supposed to be watching you, remember?
878 01:02:04 Get downstairs right now!
879 01:02:07 Okay. Please, just let me stay for two more hours, so I can go to my callback.
880 01:02:17 I know I embarrass you, Anthony.
881 01:02:20 Every day.
882 01:02:22 And I know that you hate being my brother,
883 01:02:26 just please, let me have this one thing.
884 01:02:34 I've been trying to explain how big a Broadway callback is for seven hours,
885 01:02:38 so, good luck.
886 01:02:41 But, just for the record, you may have run away,
887 01:02:44 but Anthony apparently threw quite a party.
888 01:02:47 Which I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy about.
889 01:02:49 So, you have some leverage here.
890 01:02:51 Ooh, you're good. You should be an agent someday.
891 01:02:54 Want to be my agent?
892 01:02:56 Is that a real job?
893 01:02:58 That's the best job, okay?
894 01:03:01 You collect ten percent of an actor's salary
895 01:03:03 by making phone calls and going to three lunches a day.
896 01:03:06 And you don't have to humiliate yourself in an audition.
897 01:03:10 And you get to see what makes people amazing
898 01:03:13 before they even know about it themselves.
899 01:03:16 That's what an agent does, too.
900 01:03:18 Good lord! I'm gonna wring you...
901 01:03:20 Why are you limping?
902 01:03:21 Quit changing the subject.
903 01:03:23 Let me just say that for your little brother
904 01:03:25 to have even gotten a callback is kind of remarkable.
905 01:03:28 And it says big things about Nate's talent, Anthony.
906 01:03:32 It just... It's two hours, two hours.
907 01:03:38 Oh, no!
908 01:03:40 My favorite vase.
909 01:03:41 Nate!
910 01:03:48 Oh, no!
911 01:03:53 Natey! Stop!
912 01:03:58 He's always wanted to escape out a window.
913 01:04:03 Gosh, he is a great client.
914 01:04:14 When I catch this punk...
915 01:04:29 I know you not about to hop over that turnstile.
916 01:04:31 Thank goodness! A subway person. I'm experiencing an emergency.
917 01:04:36 "An emergency?" Really?
918 01:04:39 I need to get to Manhattan. It's a matter of life, death, and dreams.
919 01:04:44 Hold up. Wait a minute. Are you... Yo, Keith, come here!
920 01:04:48 Quick!
921 01:04:50 Don't he look like that kid that went viral on TikTok?
922 01:04:53 I did?
923 01:04:55 Yes! That's me! I'm the kid!
924 01:04:59 Can I get a selfie for my niece?
925 01:05:01 Can I get a free ride on the subway?
926 01:05:09 Let's go! Let's go!
927 01:05:11 Ooh, he took my trench coat.
928 01:05:15 -Oh. Yeah. Where is my... -Keys?
929 01:05:17 Yeah. Okay. So, we're going to just find him at the audition studio,
930 01:05:22 and it's going to be okay.
931 01:05:25 -Okay. Yeah. -Let's go.
932 01:05:27 When this is over, I want to know how much you pay for this place.
933 01:05:30 Okay. You'd be surprised.
934 01:05:34 Excuse me, do you know the stop for Broadway?
935 01:05:37 Which Broadway? There is a lot of Broadways.
936 01:05:40 You know, like, the Broadway.
937 01:05:43 They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway
938 01:05:46 That's the TikTok kid!
939 01:05:58 As long as he's alive, everything will be okay.
940 01:06:01 So I can kill him.
941 01:06:02 Over his agent's dead body.
942 01:06:04 All right, nobody's murdering anyone!
943 01:06:06 You started it.
944 01:06:07 All right, be respectful. This is an audition place.
945 01:06:39 Okay.
946 01:06:41 Lilo & Stitch. It was a cartoon.
947 01:06:44 Can you just please check the schedule again?
948 01:06:47 There's no way he made this up.
949 01:06:48 A hundred percent kidnapped.
950 01:06:50 Don't... Stop saying that!
951 01:06:52 There's no Lilo & Stitch on the schedule today. Promise.
952 01:06:56 You haven't seen anyone this morning who looks like me?
953 01:06:58 Just like, little shorter, kind of gawky?
954 01:07:01 He's not gawky, he is incredibly castable and very cuddly.
955 01:07:06 No matter who he chooses to love.
956 01:07:08 Okay, okay. Yeah.
957 01:07:10 Anyway...
958 01:07:12 -Ma'am! -I just want...
959 01:07:14 Wait, "Ma'am?" "Ma'am?" I'm ma'am to you? We could have gone to college together.
960 01:07:19 -Hold on. -My... Okay.
961 01:07:22 You knew the callback wasn't here, didn't you?
962 01:07:26 -Aunt Heidi. -What?
963 01:07:27 He's at some place called the Amsterdam Theatre.
964 01:07:29 New Amsterdam, Anthony. "New." Words matter.
965 01:07:45 -You! -Me. Hello.
966 01:07:49 This is the Lilo & Stitch final callback, right?
967 01:07:52 I hope so.
968 01:07:59 Good luck!
969 01:08:03 Okay. Let's cast a musical.
970 01:08:10 Not much time.
971 01:08:12 Right up the stairs.
972 01:08:13 Hello, twins. How are you?
973 01:08:16 Keep it moving. Up, up, up, up.
974 01:08:19 Thank you. Thank you.
975 01:08:21 Don't worry, I'm losing the coat.
976 01:08:24 Go!
977 01:08:30 Come on.
978 01:08:33 I feel like Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting
979 01:08:36 when the kid she's watching gets stabbed in the foot.
980 01:08:40 What... Okay, I'm 100. Hi, I'm 100 years old.
981 01:08:43 Heidi?
982 01:08:45 Oh, my gosh! Don't look at me. I'm a mess.
983 01:08:48 You disappeared yesterday.
984 01:08:49 -I hate when good people disappear.
985 01:08:52 A Solitary Woman is a major play, Heidi.
986 01:08:55 -Yeah. -It's been a bear to cast.
987 01:08:58 I'm sorry. Family emergency.
988 01:09:01 Look, I just got a last minute no-show
989 01:09:03 and the director hasn't liked anybody this week. Can I slot you in?
990 01:09:08 Is this an out-of-town job, or straight to Broadway?
991 01:09:11 All right, that's a really good question, actually.
992 01:09:15 Straight to Broadway, baby.
993 01:09:17 -You're doing this audition. -Meet us at the Amsterdam Theatre!
994 01:09:20 Anthony, it's not a famously liberal city in Europe. It's a Broadway theater.
995 01:09:29 -Okay, thanks. No, yeah. -Thank you.
996 01:09:33 Okay.
997 01:09:40 Thank you.
998 01:09:42 Thank you.
999 01:09:45 She's not available. We'll check on her availability.
1000 01:09:49 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate.
1001 01:09:52 Okay. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1002 01:10:11 I barely had any time to memorize these sides, so...
1003 01:10:14 That's not important. Just do your best.
1004 01:10:16 Start with Stitch's entrance in the first scene.
1005 01:10:23 "How do you plead?"
1006 01:10:25 "Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical
1007 01:10:26 "and completely within legal boundaries."
1008 01:10:31 Nate, if you actually want to start over, and just read Stitch's line...
1009 01:10:35 No worries, I got this!
1010 01:10:37 "We believe you actually created something."
1011 01:10:41 "Created something? But that would be irresponsible and unethical."
1012 01:10:47 And then it says Stitch turns around in the glass jar.
1013 01:10:57 "What is that monstrosity?"
1014 01:11:03 -Told you. -"'Monstrosity'?
1015 01:11:04 "What you see before you is the first of a new species.
1016 01:11:08 "I call it Experiment 626."
1017 01:11:09 That's what you get from Pittsburgh.
1018 01:11:11 And then Jumba sings the song 626 is Not Just a Number.
1019 01:11:17 And which is actually getting rewritten as we sit here. Thank you.
1020 01:11:23 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I not have...
1021 01:11:24 No, no, you were...
1022 01:11:28 That was fine, Nate.
1023 01:11:32 Oh, hi. Were you there the whole time?
1024 01:11:36 The whole time.
1025 01:11:40 Nate, Hi. I'm the director.
1026 01:11:44 Have you learnt the song?
1027 01:11:47 I mean, with the other kids, sure.
1028 01:11:50 Listen, when you get to the part in the duet where Lilo chimes in,
1029 01:11:53 let that music play in the background.
1030 01:12:00 Just sing Stitch's lyrics, I mean. You only have to play Stitch today.
1031 01:12:06 Oh, my gosh! I'm such an idiot!
1032 01:12:25 Okay, what's so funny?
1033 01:12:29 How amazing is this kid?
1034 01:12:32 On Broadway
1035 01:12:34 Play it, fellas!
1036 01:12:38 Yeah.
1037 01:12:50 On Broadway!
1038 01:12:53 On Broadway!
1039 01:13:01 Let's go! Let's go!
1040 01:13:07 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate.
1041 01:13:13 You know you're the only kid here who didn't show up with a parent today, right?
1042 01:13:19 Good luck!
1043 01:13:21 Hello?
1044 01:13:24 Nate?
1045 01:13:37 Okay. Do you have any questions before you sing?
1046 01:13:41 Just one.
1047 01:13:44 In the movie, Stitch can't really speak sentences,
1048 01:13:48 so, how does he sing lyrics in the musical?
1049 01:13:54 Because, you know,
1050 01:13:55 musicals allow us to say things we can't actually say in real life.
1051 01:14:30 I'll admit I don't know much about this life
1052 01:14:35 I've spent a long time On the outside looking in
1053 01:14:40 Never feeling accepted Thinking that's just the way it was
1054 01:14:46 But something happened Somehow life brought you to me
1055 01:14:50 And I think that's when I realized I belonged
1056 01:14:55 My family's been here all along And boy, it's good to have a friend so...
1057 01:15:02 Maybe I don't always need to Feel so small
1058 01:15:08 Maybe this planet ain't so bad after all
1059 01:15:13 From here on out...
1060 01:15:15 Thanks, Nate. I think we're good.
1061 01:15:33 You don't embarrass me!
1062 01:15:40 I promise.
1063 01:15:43 You don't embarrass me, Nate.
1064 01:16:04 So from here on out I'll never let you down
1065 01:16:10 I won't be perfect all the time
1066 01:16:13 But I'm always gonna try, yeah
1067 01:16:16 I don't care where I'll always be right there
1068 01:16:20 'Cause I've got a family to call mine
1069 01:16:23 And family means no one gets left behind
1070 01:16:30 You bet I'll try To bring you all the sunny days
1071 01:16:35 And if you cry I'll be there all the same
1072 01:16:39 So bring the thunder, bring the rain
1073 01:16:42 'Cause you know
1074 01:16:45 From here on out I'll never let you down
1075 01:16:49 'Cause I've got a family to call mine
1076 01:16:52 And family means no one gets left behind
1077 01:16:57 Yeah, oh
1078 01:16:59 Left behind, yeah
1079 01:17:04 From here on out I'll never let you down
1080 01:17:08 Can't claim I'll do everything right
1081 01:17:11 Find your light.
1082 01:17:11 But I'll love you all my life
1083 01:17:13 Yeah, I don't care where I'll always be right there
1084 01:17:18 'Cause I've got a family to call mine
1085 01:17:21 And family means no one gets left behind
1086 01:17:26 Yeah, oh
1087 01:17:28 Left behind
1088 01:17:31 'Cause family means No one gets left behind
1089 01:17:35 Yeah
1090 01:17:37 Left behind, yeah
1091 01:17:44 'Cause I've got a family to call mine
1092 01:17:48 And family means no one gets left behind
1093 01:17:58 -You don't do that, it's inappropriate.
1094 01:18:06 Okay, Nate, I think that's all we're gonna need.
1095 01:18:17 Good luck!
1096 01:18:19 - Good job! - He was really good!
1097 01:18:24 Hi.
1098 01:18:31 I didn't know you could, like, do all that.
1099 01:18:35 You don't let me sing in the house.
1100 01:18:37 Wow, your comebacks have gotten sharper in New York.
1101 01:18:40 -Really? -What? They have.
1102 01:18:42 I dropped the sheet music like you told me to.
1103 01:18:45 I saw.
1104 01:18:46 Yeah, I actually had... I had just left my own audition,
1105 01:18:50 and let me just say, you should be giving me tips.
1106 01:18:53 My mom just sent me an all-caps text saying,
1107 01:18:55 "Why aren't you at your dad's? I'm worried."
1108 01:18:57 Perfect timing. I'm double parked. Let's go.
1109 01:19:00 Oh, Nate. Here.
1110 01:19:03 It's a gift.
1111 01:19:05 I picked it up on my way at some like,
1112 01:19:08 dumb tourist trap in Times Square. So...
1113 01:19:11 Anthony, someone's putting a ticket on your truck.
1114 01:19:14 Go now. You go now.
1115 01:19:16 My bad, officer!
1116 01:19:18 I got you a gift, too.
1117 01:19:21 I hope it's your size.
1118 01:19:23 Great. Oh, I'm gonna miss this.
1119 01:19:28 Well...
1120 01:19:31 You should go, Natey.
1121 01:19:35 I hope I don't see you at Christmas this year.
1122 01:19:37 Jeez, Nate. That was harsh.
1123 01:19:39 Because I hope you get the part in the play and you're too busy to come home.
1124 01:19:43 I skipped out on that audition, sweetie.
1125 01:19:47 I just wanted to be here with you. And I'm so glad that I was.
1126 01:19:52 Not to alarm anyone,
1127 01:19:54 but your mom is on the phone with your brother now,
1128 01:19:56 and they are leaving the resort,
1129 01:19:58 and Anthony said a lot of words that I can't really say in front of an adult,
1130 01:20:02 but I believe he'd bleeping like you to get in the bleeping truck, now.
1131 01:20:05 So, basically, if you two are going to cry, cry bleeping quick.
1132 01:20:13 Thanks for the audition tips.
1133 01:20:18 Nate, can you just tell your mom...
1134 01:20:23 I don't even remember why we're fighting and I miss her.
1135 01:20:30 Okay. Okay, I will.
1136 01:20:33 And I'm sorry.
1137 01:20:39 I really meant it last night.
1138 01:20:45 You're my hero.
1139 01:20:51 Cool.
1140 01:21:01 -I call DJ. -No show tunes or I drive off the highway.
1141 01:21:04 You really have learned nothing today, have you?
1142 01:21:07 Uh, baby steps.
1143 01:21:23 I love you.
1144 01:21:39 Well, I'm very proud of the boys.
1145 01:21:41 What happened?
1146 01:21:43 Anthony said Nate couldn't come to the phone because,
1147 01:21:46 you're not going to believe this,
1148 01:21:49 Nate is teaching him how to sing.
1149 01:21:51 -That's kinda nice. Yeah? -Yeah.
1150 01:21:54 As long as it's not Wicked. I can't. I really can't.
1151 01:22:00 So if you care to find me
1152 01:22:03 Look to the western sky!
1153 01:22:06 As someone told me lately
1154 01:22:09 Everyone deserves the chance to fly!
1155 01:22:24 Thanks for making me run away.
1156 01:22:25 Seriously.
1157 01:22:28 It was, you know, very agent-like of you.
1158 01:22:35 I think I found my thing.
1159 01:22:45 -Love you like a sister! -Love you like a sister, too!
1160 01:22:49 Later, Libby.
1161 01:23:13 Hey, Lib. It's been a week and no news.
1162 01:23:15 Why aren't you in study hall? I'm spiraling.
1163 01:23:17 Okay, love you, bye.
1164 01:23:20 Loser.
1165 01:23:28 I've gotta be where my spirit can run free
1166 01:23:30 Gotta find my corner of the sky
1167 01:23:34 -If you tell anyone...
1168 01:23:47 Nate Foster to the principal's office.
1169 01:23:50 Nate Foster to the principal's office.
1170 01:23:57 Your secret is safe with me.
1171 01:24:08 Nate Foster to the principal's office.
1172 01:24:09 Whatever I did, I didn't do it.
1173 01:24:15 What's going on?
1174 01:24:18 Nate, did you take a trip to New York without telling us?
1175 01:24:23 The subway lady said I could hop over the turnstile.
1176 01:24:25 No, Nate. It's not that.
1177 01:24:28 Anthony shouldn't get in trouble. He actually kind of saved me.
1178 01:24:32 Nate.
1179 01:24:33 And Libby shouldn't be grounded. If anyone should, it's me.
1180 01:24:38 I'm not. And you're not.
1181 01:24:41 Natey, honey. We got a call.
1182 01:24:45 The initial offer is low but workable.
1183 01:24:51 Wait. Wait.
1184 01:24:57 -You mean...
1185 01:24:58 Just getting started We about to go up
1186 01:25:01 Calling all boss chicks around the world
1187 01:25:04 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up!
1188 01:25:07 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls
1189 01:25:10 We on! We on! We on!
1190 01:25:13 We on! We on! We on!
1191 01:25:15 We on! We on! We on!
1192 01:25:18 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf
1193 01:25:23 Yeah!
1194 01:25:25 Before I met Libby, I had no friends.
1195 01:25:27 But now, I have friend.
1196 01:25:29 And because of her, I will be performing the role of Stitch
1197 01:25:32 at two matinees per week,
1198 01:25:34 and sometimes more often if the star is sick.
1199 01:25:36 I'm about to go awf
1200 01:25:40 We started from the bottom Now we're rising to the top
1201 01:25:43 And now you've got her going And she's never gonna stop!
1202 01:25:45 It pays to have a beastie That goes this hard!
1203 01:25:48 If you want receipts Here's my business card!
1204 01:25:51 Dear pearls
1205 01:25:53 Get out of your shells It's your world
1206 01:25:55 We've got to cheer each other on!
1207 01:26:00 Until Queendom come!
1208 01:26:03 We on! We on! We on!
1209 01:26:06 We on! We on! We on!
1210 01:26:08 We on! We on! We on!
1211 01:26:11 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf...
1212 01:26:13 Before Nate came back into my life,
1213 01:26:16 I was a cater waiter with a rent-controlled apartment, but now...
1214 01:26:21 I'm A Solitary Woman,
1215 01:26:24 with a rent-controlled apartment.
1216 01:26:25 And an amazing family. And agent.
1217 01:26:30 Just getting started We about to go up
1218 01:26:33 Calling all boss chicks around the world
1219 01:26:36 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up!
1220 01:26:38 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls
1221 01:26:42 We on! We on! We on!
1222 01:26:45 We on! We on! We on!
1223 01:26:48 We on! We on! We on!
1224 01:26:50 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf
1225 01:26:55 Yep!
1226 01:26:57 I'm about to go awf
1227 01:27:00 -Yep!
1228 01:27:03 For the longest time, I always thought of Libby
1229 01:27:06 as my little brother's loud, intelligent friend.
1230 01:27:10 But now, I pledge that if I ever decide to go pro one day,
1231 01:27:14 I will hire Libby as my sports agent.
1232 01:27:18 Is that good?
1233 01:27:19 Let's just say there's a reason Nate's the actor of the family.
1234 01:27:22 Could I try another take?
1235 01:27:24 Hold on, you need lip gloss.
1236 01:27:26 -I'm a star maker -Yeah
1237 01:27:28 A mover and shaker
1238 01:27:29 -Only thirteen -But bringing home the vegan bacon
1239 01:27:31 The hustle's a la carte, And I don't sell dreams
1240 01:27:34 But if I'm representing, It'll be a small fee
1241 01:27:37 Dear pearls
1242 01:27:39 Get out of your shells It's your world
1243 01:27:41 We've got to cheer each other on!
1244 01:27:43 I love you!
1245 01:27:46 Until Queendom come!
1246 01:27:49 Just getting started We about to go up
1247 01:27:51 That's my brother!
1248 01:27:54 Just getting started We about to go up
1249 01:27:57 Just getting started We about to go up!
1250 01:28:00 We on! We on! We on!
1251 01:28:03 We on! We on! We on!
1252 01:28:06 We on! We on! We on!
1253 01:28:08 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf
1254 01:28:11 I put me on I put me on
1255 01:28:13 I put me, put me, put me, put me I'm about to go awf
1256 01:28:17 I put me on I put me on
1257 01:28:19 I put me, I put me, I put me, I put me I'm about to go
1258 01:28:22 Just getting started We about to go up
1259 01:28:25 Calling all boss chicks around the world
1260 01:28:28 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up!
1261 01:28:30 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls
