史蒂夫·乔布斯 Steve Jobs(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:25 And with that movie 2001,
2 00:00:26 you're projecting us into the 21st century.
3 00:00:29 I brought along my son Jonathan...
4 00:00:31 Who in the year 2001 will be the same age as I am now.
5 00:00:35 Maybe he will be better adjusted
6 00:00:37 to this kind of world that you're trying to portray.
7 00:00:40 The big difference, when he grows up...
8 00:00:42 In fact, if we wanted to wait till the year 2001...
9 00:00:44 He will have in his own house
10 00:00:47 not a computer as big as this,
11 00:00:49 but at least a console
12 00:00:51 through which he can talk to his friendly local computer
13 00:00:54 and get all the information he needs for his everyday life,
14 00:00:57 like his bank statements, his theater reservations,
15 00:01:00 all the information you need
16 00:01:03 in the course of living in a complex modern society.
17 00:01:06 This will be in a compact form in his own house.
18 00:01:10 He'll have a television screen, like these here, and a keyboard.
19 00:01:13 And he'll talk to the computer and get information from it.
20 00:01:15 And he'll take it as much for granted as we take the telephone.
21 00:01:18 I wonder, though, what sort
22 00:01:19 of a life would it be like in social terms?
23 00:01:21 I mean, if our whole life is built around the computer,
24 00:01:24 do we become a computer-dependent society?
25 00:01:26 In some ways, but they will also enrich our society
26 00:01:29 because it will make it
27 00:01:30 possible for us to live, really, anywhere we like.
28 00:01:33 Any businessman and executive could live almost anywhere on Earth
29 00:01:38 and still do his business through a device like this.
30 00:01:41 And this is a wonderful thing.
31 00:01:42 It means we won't have to be stuck in cities.
32 00:01:44 We'll be able to live out in the country or wherever we please.
33 00:01:53 Screen says it's an unimplemented trap.
34 00:01:55 But the error code is wrong. It's a system error.
35 00:01:57 - So what's the upshot? - It's not gonna say hello.
36 00:01:59 It absolutely is gonna say hello.
37 00:02:00 It's nobody's fault. It's a system error.
38 00:02:02 You built the voice demo.
39 00:02:03 The voice demo is flaky. I've been telling you
40 00:02:04 Keep your voices down.
41 00:02:05 that for... This thing is overbuilt.
42 00:02:07 It worked last night. It worked the night before that.
43 00:02:10 It worked three hours ago.
44 00:02:11 It's not working now,
45 00:02:12 - so just skip over the voice demo. - Fuck you.
46 00:02:14 Everything else is working.
47 00:02:15 Skip over the voice demo.
48 00:02:17 We need it to say hello.
49 00:02:19 You're not hearing me.
50 00:02:20 - It's not going to say hello. - Just fix it.
51 00:02:22 - Fix it? - Yeah.
52 00:02:26 - In 40 minutes? - Fix it.
53 00:02:27 - I can't. - Who's the person who can?
54 00:02:29 I'm the person who can, and I can't.
55 00:02:34 - How bad are you saying? - It's pretty bad.
56 00:02:35 I don't know what that means.
57 00:02:37 It means the demo is more than likely gonna crash.
58 00:02:39 You have to keep your voices down.
59 00:02:40 Joel Pforzheimer is sitting out in the house.
60 00:02:42 I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?
61 00:02:45 《GQ》.
62 00:02:46 He's been shadowing you for a week. Did you notice?
63 00:02:49 Just look like everything's fine.
64 00:02:51 He's sitting out in the house.
65 00:02:56 What are you guys saying?
66 00:02:59 Some kind of race condition,
67 00:03:00 but we haven't been able to track it down yet.
68 00:03:02 Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?
69 00:03:04 No, so the rates are off and it keeps crashing.
70 00:03:07 It's 20 seconds out of a two-hour launch.
71 00:03:08 Why not just cut it?
72 00:03:09 - We can't cut it. - Yeah, you just cut it.
73 00:03:11 Two days ago, we ran a Super Bowl
74 00:03:12 ad that could've won the Oscar for Best Short Film.
75 00:03:15 There are more people who can tell
76 00:03:16 you about the ad than can tell you who won the game.
77 00:03:18 I understand, but the ad said
78 00:03:20 the Mac was gonna save the world.
79 00:03:21 It didn't say it was gonna say hello.
80 00:03:24 We open the house in five.
81 00:03:25 Don't open the house.
82 00:03:28 We're taking a quick break.
83 00:03:29 - Part of the problem is... - What?
84 00:03:31 We can recompile, but if it's
85 00:03:32 a hardware problem,
86 00:03:33 we can't get into the back.
87 00:03:35 Why not?
88 00:03:37 - Do you wanna tell her or should I? - Don't start with me, man.
89 00:03:39 Why can't he get into the machine?
90 00:03:41 You need special tools.
91 00:03:42 What kind of special tools? Just take a screwdriver.
92 00:03:44 He didn't want users to be able to open it.
93 00:03:46 You need special tools.
94 00:03:50 Is this for real?
95 00:03:51 There are a hundred engineers
96 00:03:52 walking around here. None of them have the tools?
97 00:03:54 In fairness, not many of them were issued the tools.
98 00:03:56 What about you?
99 00:03:58 I left them at the office. It was 3:00 AM when I...
100 00:04:01 Oh, Jesus Christ.
101 00:04:02 - Cut "Hello." - No.
102 00:04:04 What's the first rule of a launch?
103 00:04:05 It's not gonna crash.
104 00:04:06 It just did.
105 00:04:08 Andy!
106 00:04:10 Which one?
107 00:04:11 The other Andy. You're right there. Why would I be calling out?
108 00:04:13 - He needs to talk to you. - Yeah.
109 00:04:15 The exit signs need to be
110 00:04:16 off or we're not gonna get a full blackout.
111 00:04:18 We've spoken to the
112 00:04:18 - building manager and the fire marshal. - And?
113 00:04:20 There's no way they're gonna let us turn the exit signs off.
114 00:04:23 I'll pay whatever the fine is.
115 00:04:25 The fine is they're gonna come in and tell everyone to leave.
116 00:04:27 You explained to the fire marshal
117 00:04:28 that we're in here changing the world?
118 00:04:29 I did, but unless we can also
119 00:04:31 change the properties of fire, he doesn't care.
120 00:04:33 - Steve... - If a fire causes a stampede
121 00:04:35 to the unmarked exits,
122 00:04:36 it'll have been well worth it for those who survive.
123 00:04:38 For those who don't,
124 00:04:39 less so, but still pretty good.
125 00:04:41 - Look, I... - I need it to go black. Real black.
126 00:04:43 Get rid of the exit signs and don't let me know how you did it.
127 00:04:47 Fix the voice demo.
128 00:04:52 You need special tools to open the Mac?
129 00:04:55 You knew it was a closed system.
130 00:04:57 I didn't know literally. Jesus.
131 00:04:59 And if you keep alienating people for no reason,
132 00:05:02 there's gonna be no one left for it to say hello to.
133 00:05:04 It's not for no reason.
134 00:05:06 We blow this and IBM will
135 00:05:07 own the next 50 years like a Batman villain.
136 00:05:09 Remember the phone company?
137 00:05:10 That's what Bell was called, "The phone company."
138 00:05:13 IBM will be the computer company.
139 00:05:15 Ten years later they'll be the information company,
140 00:05:17 and that's very bad for the human race.
141 00:05:20 So we don't have time to be polite or realistic,
142 00:05:22 'cause if we are,
143 00:05:23 this company's next product launch
144 00:05:25 will be held in front of 26 people
145 00:05:27 and a stringer from the Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
146 00:05:29 We haven't advertised the voice software.
147 00:05:31 We could pull it out of
148 00:05:32 the demo and no one would be disappointed.
149 00:05:35 Do you want to try being reasonable,
150 00:05:38 just, you know, see what it feels like?
151 00:05:43 Okay. Pull the voice demo.
152 00:05:48 Thank you.
153 00:05:49 And then cancel the launch.
154 00:05:51 I see. You just tricked me a little.
155 00:05:53 You can tell me how unimportant it is,
156 00:05:54 but if the computer doesn't say hello,
157 00:05:56 then neither will John Sculley,
158 00:05:58 who I promise you agrees with me.
159 00:05:59 Sculley's not gonna cancel the launch
160 00:06:02 'cause he's not insane.
161 00:06:03 He's also not a hack,
162 00:06:04 and when it comes to the Macintosh,
163 00:06:05 he's gonna do what I ask him to do.
164 00:06:07 - What's in this box? - Nothing you need to worry about.
165 00:06:10 Don't even open it.
166 00:06:11 What the fuck?
167 00:06:13 Why is there a carton of... Who did this?
168 00:06:17 - Somebody thought... - Who?
169 00:06:18 Doesn't matter. Thought it would
170 00:06:19 be a good idea to have copies of that Time cover
171 00:06:23 available at everyone's seat.
172 00:06:24 It was nipped in the bud and all
173 00:06:25 the copies are being taken out of the building.
174 00:06:27 So problem solved.
175 00:06:29 - This isn't a Macintosh. - I understand.
176 00:06:31 Somebody thought it would be a good idea to, like,
177 00:06:33 enthusiastically hand over
178 00:06:35 copies of Time with a not-a-Macintosh on the cover
179 00:06:38 at the launch of the Macintosh?
180 00:06:40 What are they handing out at Hewlett-Packard?
181 00:06:42 A bushel of apples with my face on them?
182 00:06:44 I'm sure the thinking was
183 00:06:45 that since the computer is Man of the Year
184 00:06:48 that that's good for our business,
185 00:06:49 but like I said, I'm having them removed from the building.
186 00:06:51 What I'd like you to do
187 00:06:52 with them is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
188 00:06:55 and stack them on Kottke's desk
189 00:06:56 and tell him Steve says, "Happy New Year to you."
190 00:06:59 - Okay. - I gave Time magazine full access.
191 00:07:02 The whole campus: Bandley, Apple II, Lisa.
192 00:07:04 I gave him Sculley, Markkula.
193 00:07:06 I gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
194 00:07:09 What should I call the person
195 00:07:10 who thought it'd be a good idea to hand these out?
196 00:07:13 I'm not telling you who it was.
197 00:07:14 It was done without malice. It's been taken care of.
198 00:07:17 You have a half hour and we have things to talk about.
199 00:07:20 Like what?
200 00:07:23 Like a million in the first 90 days.
201 00:07:25 - Joanna... - 20,000 a month after that.
202 00:07:27 - Look. Those are the forecasts. - I'm begging...
203 00:07:29 This is my field.
204 00:07:30 I'm begging you to manage expectations out there.
205 00:07:34 I'm fanning expectations.
206 00:07:35 We're not gonna sell a million in the first 90 days.
207 00:07:38 Everyone, everyone, everyone,
208 00:07:42 everyone is waiting for the Mac.
209 00:07:45 Maybe.
210 00:07:46 But what happens when they find out that for 2,495,
211 00:07:49 there's nothing you can do with it?
212 00:07:53 We were competitive at $1,500,
213 00:07:55 but once you replaced the Motorola 6809 with the 68000...
214 00:07:59 Which is what supports menus,
215 00:08:00 windows, point and click, high-res graphics...
216 00:08:02 Yeah, 'cause everyone needs rectangles with rounded corners.
217 00:08:07 Coach lands on the runway at the exact same time as first class.
218 00:08:13 I don't have the first fucking idea what that means,
219 00:08:16 but this is how it got to $2,500,
220 00:08:18 which is the price point on the PC,
221 00:08:20 which can do a lot more!
222 00:08:21 Who's gonna want a PC? What idiot is gonna want...
223 00:08:25 If I wanna tell you there's
224 00:08:26 a spot on your shirt, I point to the spot.
225 00:08:30 I don't say there's a spot 14 centimeters down from the collar
226 00:08:32 and three centimeters to the right of the second button
227 00:08:34 while I try to remember what the command is for club soda.
228 00:08:37 That's not how a person's mind works.
229 00:08:39 If the goal was ease of use,
230 00:08:42 maybe you should've given it some memory.
231 00:08:44 You can complain about memory or you can complain about price,
232 00:08:47 but you can't do both at the same time.
233 00:08:50 Memory is what costs money.
234 00:08:52 I'm glad you're telling me your feelings about the Mac now
235 00:08:55 because we have a half hour left.
236 00:08:56 We can redesign it.
237 00:08:58 I'm just asking you to manage expectations.
238 00:09:00 Look at their faces when they see what it is.
239 00:09:03 They won't know what they're looking at
240 00:09:05 or why they like it,
241 00:09:06 but they'll know they want it.
242 00:09:07 Not instantly.
243 00:09:08 When people heard Rite of Spring,
244 00:09:10 they tore the chairs out of the theater.
245 00:09:13 They didn't buy the record.
246 00:09:14 Rite of Spring happens to be the most revolutionary
247 00:09:17 and provocative symphony of the last century.
248 00:09:19 Ballet. It was a ballet.
249 00:09:21 But Igor Stravinsky didn't
250 00:09:22 say he was gonna sell 20,000 units a month.
251 00:09:25 I don't know why we're talking about Stravinsky
252 00:09:27 when what I care about is
253 00:09:29 Dan Kottke sodomizing me in Time magazine.
254 00:09:33 Look. Obviously...
255 00:09:36 Let me say this to you.
256 00:09:38 Obviously, Daniel didn't think he was doing anything wrong.
257 00:09:41 - By talking to Time about it? - Yeah.
258 00:09:44 I don't know what that means.
259 00:09:47 You said, when you told me the story...
260 00:09:49 You said you said to Dan,
261 00:09:51 "Did Time magazine ask you
262 00:09:53 if I had a daughter named Lisa?"
263 00:09:54 And Dan said, "Yeah."
264 00:09:57 My point was that he answered you simply and honestly
265 00:10:01 because he didn't think he'd done anything wrong.
266 00:10:03 Except, Joanna... Except I don't have a daughter named Lisa.
267 00:10:08 And this story is now about
268 00:10:09 how I'm denying paternity and took a blood test.
269 00:10:12 And that's why there's a picture of...
270 00:10:13 I don't know what the fuck that is.
271 00:10:15 That's why there's a picture of a PC on the cover
272 00:10:17 instead of a picture of me and the Mac.
273 00:10:21 I don't know what to tell you.
274 00:10:23 I was supposed to be Time magazine's Man of the Year.
275 00:10:27 And then Dan Kottke was born.
276 00:10:35 - Well... - What?
277 00:10:37 - She's waiting for you. - Who?
278 00:10:41 - Chrisann. - Brennan?
279 00:10:43 They're out in the hall.
280 00:10:44 They've been sitting in the
281 00:10:45 back of the auditorium since 7:00 this morning.
282 00:10:48 I'm not having a session with Chrisann right now.
283 00:10:51 We issued 335 press credentials for the launch.
284 00:10:55 Steve, you piss off Chrisann,
285 00:10:58 she's gonna stand in the lobby and give 335 interviews,
286 00:11:01 and you, pal, will be longing for the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.
287 00:11:09 Let me get this over with.
288 00:11:11 But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.
289 00:11:13 What? No. I'm not.
290 00:11:15 No. There's less of a chance
291 00:11:16 of a scene if you stay here.
292 00:11:17 She'll be cool.
293 00:11:19 I find all this excruciatingly personal and-and...
294 00:11:22 I-I'm... I'm not staying.
295 00:11:26 No. Come on.
296 00:11:28 I don't wanna be in a room alone with Chrisann.
297 00:11:33 This is me and you.
298 00:11:39 Fine.
299 00:11:53 Steve.
300 00:11:55 This is a surprise.
301 00:11:57 Why don't you come on in?
302 00:11:59 Thank you.
303 00:12:04 You coming too?
304 00:12:04 Yes, I'm not gonna leave her in the hallway.
305 00:12:06 Okay. It's a safe hallway, but anyway.
306 00:12:09 You remember Joanna Hoffman?
307 00:12:10 She's the head of marketing for the Mac.
308 00:12:12 Good to see you.
309 00:12:14 Nice to see you. Hello, Lisa.
310 00:12:16 We've met before, and you told me
311 00:12:18 you like the way I talk,
312 00:12:19 and that was my favorite thing anyone's ever said to me.
313 00:12:22 - You're from Poland. - Yes, I am.
314 00:12:25 - Do you know where that is? - The top of the Earth.
315 00:12:28 I think you're thinking of the North Pole.
316 00:12:29 Well, we're a little pressed for time, so...
317 00:12:31 I'll leave you guys alone.
318 00:12:33 Why do you wanna leave when you just said...
319 00:12:34 I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
320 00:12:44 We're trying to get a computer to say hello,
321 00:12:46 but right now it's being very shy.
322 00:12:49 Would you come help me? Is that okay?
323 00:12:51 Sure.
324 00:12:52 Thank you.
325 00:12:54 My dad named a computer after me.
326 00:12:56 I'm not your...
327 00:13:00 Actually, do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?
328 00:13:04 No.
329 00:13:07 Like if you met someone.
330 00:13:10 You made a new friend and her name was Lisa too.
331 00:13:12 That would be a coincidence.
332 00:13:14 "Lisa" stands for "Local Integrated Systems Architecture."
333 00:13:18 L-I-S-AL-I-S-A.
334 00:13:21 It's a coincidence.
335 00:13:25 - You about done? - Yeah.
336 00:13:27 Okay.
337 00:13:29 Come. Let's make that computer say hi.
338 00:13:35 Go ahead, Lisa.
339 00:13:37 So it was the other way around.
340 00:13:40 I was named after the computer?
341 00:13:42 Nothing was named after anybody. It's a coincidence.
342 00:13:46 Come on.
343 00:13:53 What's the matter with you?
344 00:13:54 What's the matter with you? Why are you telling her these things?
345 00:13:56 Why are you still telling her I'm her father?
346 00:13:58 - A judge told her you're her father. - No, he didn't.
347 00:14:00 Where the hell do you get off telling Time magazine
348 00:14:02 I've slept with 28 percent of the men in America?
349 00:14:04 - That's not... - Where do you get off?
350 00:14:06 That's not remotely what I said.
351 00:14:11 It's right here.
352 00:14:14 First of all, can I tell you something about Time magazine?
353 00:14:16 I believe it's a training facility for paid assassins.
354 00:14:19 "Jobs insists"... I am quoting...
355 00:14:21 I didn't invent math.
356 00:14:22 "...twenty-eight percent
357 00:14:23 of the male population of the United States
358 00:14:25 could be the father."
359 00:14:27 I wasn't saying you've slept with 28% of American men.
360 00:14:31 I was using an algorithm based on the blood test
361 00:14:34 which said there was a 94.1% chance that I'm the father.
362 00:14:38 You're trying to publicly paint me as a slut and a whore.
363 00:14:41 Believe me, I'm not trying to publicly do anything with you.
364 00:14:44 Two million people read Time. How am I supposed...
365 00:14:46 It would be more if they put me on the cover,
366 00:14:47 but Dan Kottke decided to kidney-punch me...
367 00:14:48 I applied for welfare yesterday.
368 00:14:52 - I'm sorry? - Hello!
369 00:14:53 I said I applied for welfare yesterday.
370 00:14:57 The Time article said
371 00:14:57 your Apple stock was worth $441 million,
372 00:15:01 and I wanted to ask you how you felt about that.
373 00:15:03 Well, I feel like Apple stock has been dramatically undervalued.
374 00:15:07 This would be a good time to get in.
375 00:15:09 Your daughter and her mother...
376 00:15:11 - Chrisann... - are on welfare.
377 00:15:13 We're living in a hovel in Menlo Park.
378 00:15:15 We can't pay the heating bills.
379 00:15:17 She sleeps in a parka.
380 00:15:20 - Your daughter... - She's not my daughter!
381 00:15:22 Because, as reported by Time magazine,
382 00:15:25 - I've slept with 28% of the men in America? - No.
383 00:15:28 All of them, exactly nine months before Lisa was born.
384 00:15:37 I've got Andy here.
385 00:15:46 Excuse me.
386 00:15:57 We're there?
387 00:15:58 - Hey, Chris. - Hey, Andy.
388 00:16:00 - How are you doin'? - Terrible.
389 00:16:02 You guys caught up now?
390 00:16:03 Excuse me for saying hello to my friend,
391 00:16:05 who thinks you're a dick.
392 00:16:06 - I don't think you're a... - We're there?
393 00:16:07 - No. It's got a one-in-six chance of working. - God damn it.
394 00:16:10 Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona.
395 00:16:12 This can't be fixed in seconds.
396 00:16:15 You didn't have seconds. You had three weeks.
397 00:16:18 The universe was created in a third of that time.
398 00:16:21 Well, someday you'll have to tell us how you did it.
399 00:16:27 Here's what I'm gonna do.
400 00:16:29 I'm gonna announce the names
401 00:16:30 of everyone who designed the launch demo.
402 00:16:33 I'm gonna introduce everyone and ask them to stand up.
403 00:16:36 The bag was designed by Susan Kare.
404 00:16:38 The Macintosh font that's scrolling
405 00:16:40 across the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
406 00:16:42 The starry night and skywriting was Bruce Horn.
407 00:16:45 MacPaint, MacWrite, Alice,
408 00:16:50 down to the calculator.
409 00:16:51 And then I'm gonna say the voice demo that didn't work
410 00:16:54 was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.
411 00:17:04 - Steve... - Five-in-six is your chance of
412 00:17:06 surviving the first round of Russian roulette,
413 00:17:08 and you've reversed those odds.
414 00:17:10 So unless you wanna be disgraced in front of your friends,
415 00:17:12 family, colleagues, stockholders and the press,
416 00:17:15 I wouldn't stand here arguing.
417 00:17:17 I'd go try and get some more bullets out of the gun.
418 00:17:21 Do it, Andy!
419 00:17:27 Stop. You.
420 00:17:29 - What size shirt do you wear? - Me?
421 00:17:31 Does anyone know what size shirt he wears?
422 00:17:32 What size shirt I wear?
423 00:17:33 Does anyone know where the closest psychiatrist is?
424 00:17:35 The disk fits in your pocket.
425 00:17:38 I need a shirt with a breast pocket.
426 00:17:40 I can take it out onstage.
427 00:17:41 - A shirt? - The disk!
428 00:17:43 I need a white shirt in my size with a breast pocket.
429 00:17:46 Yes. Which one of the no stores that are open at 8:45
430 00:17:49 do you want me to have
431 00:17:49 someone run to and return from in 15 minutes?
432 00:17:52 Go out in the lobby,
433 00:17:54 find someone my size who's wearing a white shirt.
434 00:17:56 Tell them I'll trade them for a free computer,
435 00:17:58 and they get to keep my shirt.
436 00:18:00 Does it have to be a white shirt? Is blue okay?
437 00:18:03 No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige,
438 00:18:05 the disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.
439 00:18:08 Andy?
440 00:18:30 Hello, I'm Macintosh.
441 00:18:34 Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
442 00:18:37 I tried to get it to say hello, but it's shy.
443 00:18:40 Yeah.
444 00:18:41 So that's it?
445 00:18:43 That's it.
446 00:18:48 I don't get it.
447 00:18:49 I know.
448 00:18:50 What are people going to do with it?
449 00:18:53 Lisa, how old are you now?
450 00:18:54 - You know how old she is. - How old are you, Lisa?
451 00:18:56 Five.
452 00:18:59 Come sit here for a minute.
453 00:19:05 Do you know what this is?
454 00:19:07 - It's a computer. - It's a computer.
455 00:19:10 Can I borrow your hand for a second?
456 00:19:14 Point that arrow and click.
457 00:19:19 You don't have to, but if you want, you can play with it.
458 00:19:22 Nothing you can do will break it,
459 00:19:23 so just do whatever you want with it.
460 00:19:24 What are you doing?
461 00:19:26 I'm paying you exactly what the court ordered me to pay you.
462 00:19:29 $385 a month.
463 00:19:32 I'm not the one who decided on that amount.
464 00:19:34 And I'm asking you how you feel.
465 00:19:36 If you feel all right.
466 00:19:38 If it feels all right
467 00:19:39 - to you that your daughter... - She's not my...
468 00:19:41 That your daughter and her mother are on welfare
469 00:19:44 while you're worth $441 million for making that.
470 00:19:48 I'm proud to say
471 00:19:49 Apple donates computers to underfunded schools,
472 00:19:51 - and we'll be doing more of the same with the Mac... - What?
473 00:19:53 Apple donates millions of dollars' worth of computers to schools.
474 00:19:57 What does that have to do with...
475 00:20:00 Imagine an underprivileged kid
476 00:20:01 that has their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.
477 00:20:04 We're minutes away from being able to do that.
478 00:20:06 In your head, was that an answer to my question?
479 00:20:09 Tell me the question again.
480 00:20:12 I wasn't the one who sued you for child support.
481 00:20:14 No, let...
482 00:20:15 San Mateo County sued you.
483 00:20:16 No, let me explain what happened,
484 00:20:18 'cause I have plenty of time right now.
485 00:20:21 Excuse me. You have a visitor.
486 00:20:23 Just wanted to say good luck. Hey, Chrisann.
487 00:20:25 - Hello, Woz. - Hang on.
488 00:20:32 - Just wanted to say good luck. - Thanks. You too.
489 00:20:34 - It's a big morning. - Yeah.
490 00:20:35 You should see this crowd out there.
491 00:20:37 This crowd, it's like, um...
492 00:20:41 I can't really wait for you to come up with a metaphor, man.
493 00:20:44 - Yeah. So, listen, I want to ask you a favor. - Yeah?
494 00:20:47 Can you acknowledge
495 00:20:47 - the Apple II team in your remarks? - I cannot.
496 00:20:50 Just an acknowledgement.
497 00:20:51 Have them stand up.
498 00:20:54 We're launching the Mac.
499 00:20:56 It'd be a morale booster.
500 00:20:56 Just a mention so they could get a round of applause.
501 00:20:59 - Just a mention. - Can we stick a pin in this for a minute?
502 00:21:01 - Sure. - Thank you.
503 00:21:02 Just talking about an acknowledgement for the team.
504 00:21:04 I've got Chrisann in there. I'll see you in a second.
505 00:21:07 Yep.
506 00:21:16 That.
507 00:21:18 What?
508 00:21:19 You asked me what people are gonna do with it.
509 00:21:20 They're gonna do that.
510 00:21:23 One of the engineers.
511 00:21:26 Thank you.
512 00:21:35 Do you like it?
513 00:21:40 I'm sorry?
514 00:21:41 It's an abstract.
515 00:21:45 You used MacPaint.
516 00:21:51 Push that key and the "S" at the same time.
517 00:21:57 Now type your name.
518 00:22:09 Do you know which box says "Save"?
519 00:22:13 Right. Go ahead and click on it.
520 00:22:23 I'll put some money in your account
521 00:22:25 and buy you a new house, someplace near a decent school.
522 00:22:28 Thank you.
523 00:22:31 Woz wants a minute.
524 00:22:34 And Sculley's asking for you.
525 00:22:37 We're done?
526 00:22:41 Could you teach me more things?
527 00:22:44 On the computer?
528 00:22:46 Lisa, wait for me in the hall, please.
529 00:22:51 You can put your coat on in the hall.
530 00:22:54 Bye, Lisa.
531 00:22:56 - Bye. - Lisa, in the hall. Now.
532 00:22:59 I wanna know, when you say you're gonna put money in my account,
533 00:23:01 how much we're talking about.
534 00:23:02 It's a school day. She needs to be in school.
535 00:23:07 I'm gonna give you whatever you need.
536 00:23:26 Woz wants me to acknowledge the Apple II team.
537 00:23:31 You must be able to see that she looks like you.
538 00:23:33 I don't want to insult Woz.
539 00:23:34 I just think it's backward-looking
540 00:23:35 at exactly the wrong moment.
541 00:23:37 I know you heard what I said.
542 00:23:39 I heard what you said, Joanna.
543 00:23:40 It's just we're about to do this thing.
544 00:23:43 941, the planet's gonna shift on its axis nigh and forever.
545 00:23:49 Two most significant events of the 20th century:
546 00:23:51 the Allies win the war and this.
547 00:23:54 This.
548 00:23:55 So maybe right now isn't the very best time to scold me
549 00:23:58 for not being a better father to a kid who's not my kid.
550 00:24:01 - The test said I... - I don't care what the test said.
551 00:24:03 I don't care about 94.1%
552 00:24:05 or the insane algorithm you used to get to 28% of American men.
553 00:24:08 Buying her a new house. I'm giving her money.
554 00:24:10 There's a small girl who believes you're her father.
555 00:24:13 That's all. That's all the math there is.
556 00:24:17 She believes it. What are you gonna do about that?
557 00:24:21 God sent his only son on a suicide mission,
558 00:24:23 but we like him anyway because he made trees.
559 00:24:28 We're gonna sell a million units in the first 90 days.
560 00:24:31 20,000 a month after that.
561 00:24:33 So maybe you could give me a break, Ms. Hoffman?
562 00:25:28 Woz.
563 00:25:30 There's nothing in that vending machine that won't kill you.
564 00:25:32 - Just browsing. - Let's take a walk.
565 00:25:35 - Can I tell you something? - Yeah.
566 00:25:37 After the meeting in Maui,
567 00:25:38 the Apple II team was upset and angry and down.
568 00:25:40 Do you know why?
569 00:25:41 Because the Apple II wasn't mentioned even once?
570 00:25:43 The Apple II wasn't mentioned ev...
571 00:25:45 Yes, that's it. You have it. Yes.
572 00:25:47 That wasn't an oversight.
573 00:25:48 They know that. They know it wasn't.
574 00:25:50 I don't wanna make a big deal out of this...
575 00:25:52 That's entirely within your power.
576 00:25:54 The Apple II is...
577 00:25:55 The Apple II is what was, my friend.
578 00:25:57 The Apple II is what pays
579 00:25:58 the bills around here and has for seven years.
580 00:26:00 And if you embarrass these people,
581 00:26:01 you are going to see a brain drain at this company, my brother.
582 00:26:05 Markkula took you off the Lisa,
583 00:26:06 not them and not me, so don't blame...
584 00:26:07 Markkula took me off the Lisa because
585 00:26:08 of his strong religious objection to making it good.
586 00:26:12 Now I gave you everything you wanted on the Apple II.
587 00:26:15 You don't ask for a lot?
588 00:26:16 There wasn't a single fight you lost.
589 00:26:19 Do you concede the slots are
590 00:26:20 the reason for the success of the Apple II?
591 00:26:21 - We can't still be talking about the slots. - I have a point.
592 00:26:23 It's been seven years. You're still doing it.
593 00:26:26 You're talking about the slots.
594 00:26:26 There's something wrong with you.
595 00:26:28 This argument started in the garage.
596 00:26:30 What are you talking about? Why would you only want two slots?
597 00:26:34 A printer and a modem.
598 00:26:36 With eight slots, you...
599 00:26:38 This is a huge deal that we were able to add eight slots.
600 00:26:41 I appreciate the engineering, but it's not what we're doing.
601 00:26:44 - And thank God I won that argument... - Woz.
602 00:26:46 Because the open system is what people love about the machine,
603 00:26:48 and it's why it sold and still sells.
604 00:26:50 An open system. We're not doing an open system.
605 00:26:52 Of course we are. That's what people want,
606 00:26:55 and the breakthrough on the Apple II...
607 00:26:56 People don't know what they want
608 00:26:58 until you show it to them.
609 00:26:59 Serious users want to customize.
610 00:27:02 They wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
611 00:27:04 They want hardware engineers
612 00:27:05 like me to expand its capabilities, okay?
613 00:27:07 Keyboards for music, better sound board,
614 00:27:09 better display boards, improved memory cards.
615 00:27:11 And it's why there are 3,000 people here right now.
616 00:27:14 The slots are what allowed the Apple II to run,
617 00:27:16 for just one example, VisiCalc,
618 00:27:17 which from my guess single-handedly
619 00:27:19 sold between 200,000 and 300,000 machines.
620 00:27:22 - They want slots. - They don't get a vote.
621 00:27:25 When Dylan wrote "Shelter from the Storm,"
622 00:27:26 he didn't ask people to contribute to the lyrics.
623 00:27:28 Plays don't stop so the playwright can ask the audience
624 00:27:30 what scene they'd like to see next.
625 00:27:32 - Painters... - Hobbyists...
626 00:27:32 We're on the verge of a tectonic... Hobbyists?
627 00:27:36 A printer and a modem. Two slots.
628 00:27:40 The Apple II team has my affection,
629 00:27:41 but I'm not loving up a seven-year-old product at the Mac launch.
630 00:27:45 - Computers aren't paintings. - Fuck you.
631 00:27:48 I'm gonna say "Fuck you"
632 00:27:49 every time you say that until you either die or stop.
633 00:27:52 - Steve... - Try it.
634 00:27:53 - Steve. - Say it.
635 00:27:54 - Computers aren't paintings. - Fuck you.
636 00:27:57 Yes, they are, and what I want is a closed system.
637 00:28:01 End-to-end control. Completely incompatible with anything.
638 00:28:09 Computers aren't supposed to have human flaws.
639 00:28:11 I'm not going to build this one with yours.
640 00:28:25 Steve!
641 00:28:28 Hey.
642 00:28:29 Today is about the Macintosh.
643 00:28:31 And the Mac is mine.
644 00:28:32 - I give you that. - Thank you.
645 00:28:33 I give you that.
646 00:28:34 Just publicly acknowledge the Apple II team
647 00:28:36 'cause it's the right thing to do.
648 00:28:38 We'll know soon enough
649 00:28:39 if you are Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,
650 00:28:41 but in the meantime, it would be great...
651 00:28:42 In the meantime, the Apple II is done.
652 00:28:45 Seven years. It was a great run.
653 00:28:47 You should go out in the house and take your seat.
654 00:28:52 The Mac is Jef Raskin's.
655 00:28:55 Say it for me.
656 00:28:57 - Computers aren't... - Fuck you.
657 00:28:58 All right.
658 00:29:05 Five, six...
659 00:29:08 - We're there? - I need more time.
660 00:29:10 - You can't have it. - 20 minutes.
661 00:29:11 It's 8:58.
662 00:29:13 We can start late.
663 00:29:14 Hear me. We're a computer company. We can't start late.
664 00:29:17 - Then I have another idea. - What?
665 00:29:19 It's deceptive and borderline unethical.
666 00:29:22 - I'm listening. - It'll run on the 512.
667 00:29:23 - You tested it? - Yeah.
668 00:29:25 Wait. You're gonna demo
669 00:29:27 a 128 computer on a 512?
670 00:29:29 Nobody's gonna know.
671 00:29:30 And you think that's borderline unethical?
672 00:29:32 Name my other choices, please.
673 00:29:36 Please. You have to tell me
674 00:29:37 why it's so important for it to say hello.
675 00:29:39 Hollywood. They made computers scary things.
676 00:29:43 See how this reminds you of a friendly face,
677 00:29:45 that the disk slot is a goofy grin?
678 00:29:47 It's warm and it's playful and it needs to say hello.
679 00:29:52 It needs to say hello because it can.
680 00:30:02 We're not committing fraud.
681 00:30:04 The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.
682 00:30:07 Will you absolve me of your Eastern European disapproval?
683 00:30:12 The computer in 2001 said hello all the time
684 00:30:14 and it still scared the shit out of me.
685 00:30:16 Absolve me.
686 00:30:20 Just for this.
687 00:30:22 And just for now.
688 00:30:24 Ladies and gentlemen,
689 00:30:26 please welcome founding board member Mike Markkula.
690 00:30:36 All right. Okay.
691 00:30:41 Go make a dent in the universe, Steve.
692 00:30:43 See you in a couple hours.
693 00:30:45 And I'm going to take us through the formal part of the meeting,
694 00:30:48 the legal part, if you will.
695 00:30:49 Thank merciful God. The cavalry's shown up.
696 00:30:53 I hear you've been worse than usual this morning.
697 00:30:55 I didn't think that was possible.
698 00:30:56 So I've been dispatched as the "Steve Whisperer."
699 00:31:00 This is a '55 Margaux.
700 00:31:02 9:00 in the morning.
701 00:31:03 This is a '55 Margaux.
702 00:31:08 Is it my imagination or have you started to dress like me?
703 00:31:12 It was a bad idea to have Markkula open with quarterly reports.
704 00:31:15 Instead we should have just dropped water on the audience.
705 00:31:17 You know, just big 10,000-gallon tanks of cold water,
706 00:31:20 dropped from the ceiling.
707 00:31:21 Save Mike some money on index cards.
708 00:31:23 - Oh, just relax. - Why?
709 00:31:25 I don't know. No one's ever asked me that question.
710 00:31:29 There you go.
711 00:31:36 You're the only one who sees the world the same way I do.
712 00:31:39 No one sees the world the same way you do.
713 00:31:43 I'm like Julius Caesar, John.
714 00:31:45 - I'm surrounded by enemies. - No, you're not.
715 00:31:48 - The board... - Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
716 00:31:50 Only because you see to it they are.
717 00:31:52 I think it's a good board,
718 00:31:53 but if you want me to push them out one by one,
719 00:31:55 we can talk about that.
720 00:31:56 I want you to push them out all at once...
721 00:31:59 through a window, if it's the nearest exit.
722 00:32:01 The look on their faces when we showed them the spot.
723 00:32:04 I couldn't see their faces,
724 00:32:04 'cause they were banging their heads on the table.
725 00:32:07 Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, the day after it airs once,
726 00:32:10 the publisher of Adweek calls it
727 00:32:12 the best commercial of all time.
728 00:32:13 Of all time! And it is.
729 00:32:15 And if anyone does one better,
730 00:32:16 it's gonna be Chiat/Day,
731 00:32:18 who the board wanted to replace,
732 00:32:19 and it's gonna be Lee Clow,
733 00:32:20 who the board thought was out of his mind.
734 00:32:22 Ladies and gentlemen, "1984."
735 00:32:25 The first glorious anniversary
736 00:32:27 of the information purification directives.
737 00:32:30 We have created for the first time in all history
738 00:32:34 a garden of pure ideology
739 00:32:37 where each worker may bloom,
740 00:32:40 secure from the pests purveying contradictory thoughts.
741 00:32:45 Our unification of thoughts is more powerful a weapon
742 00:32:48 than any fleet or army on earth.
743 00:32:51 We are one people...
744 00:32:52 Did we use skinheads as extras?
745 00:32:54 - A couple of people have told me that. - Yeah.
746 00:32:56 We paid skinheads?
747 00:32:57 I've got skinheads on my payroll?
748 00:32:58 - They had a look you wanted. - The skinheads?
749 00:33:01 - Yeah. - Okay, let's keep that to ourselves.
750 00:33:06 We shall prevail.
751 00:33:12 On January 24th,
752 00:33:13 Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh.
753 00:33:17 - Who else knows? - Who else knows what?
754 00:33:19 - That we paid terrorists to be in our TV commercial. - John...
755 00:33:22 They were wrong about the ad,
756 00:33:23 but they're a good board. Good people.
757 00:33:25 Their only problem... Their problem is that they're people.
758 00:33:28 People. The very nature of people is something to be overcome.
759 00:33:32 When I was running Pepsi,
760 00:33:33 we had a lot of success focusing on
761 00:33:36 18-to-55-year-olds,
762 00:33:37 who weren't members of violent hate groups.
763 00:33:39 I get it.
764 00:33:39 You're not surrounded by enemies.
765 00:33:41 We're almost there.
766 00:33:43 I'm back and forth on the Dylan.
767 00:33:46 I might quote a different verse.
768 00:33:48 What are the choices?
769 00:33:48 "For the loser now will be later to win,"
770 00:33:51 - which is what we have. - Mm-hmm. Or?
771 00:33:53 "Come mothers and fathers throughout the land,"
772 00:33:56 "and don't criticize what you can't understand."
773 00:33:58 "Your sons and your daughters"
774 00:33:59 "are beyond your command."
775 00:34:00 I just lost a hundred bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
776 00:34:02 He said you'd change it to that verse.
777 00:34:06 We got 45 seconds. I want to use it to ask you a question.
778 00:34:11 Why do people who are adopted
779 00:34:13 feel like they were rejected instead of selected?
780 00:34:16 That came out of nowhere.
781 00:34:17 "Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command.
782 00:34:19 Your old road is rapidly aging."
783 00:34:21 So go fuck yourself, because my name is Steve Jobs,
784 00:34:24 and the times, they are a-changin'.
785 00:34:27 I don't feel rejected.
786 00:34:29 - You're sure? - Very sure.
787 00:34:30 'Cause it's not like the baby is born
788 00:34:32 and the parents look and say,
789 00:34:33 "Nah, we're not interested in this one."
790 00:34:36 On the other hand, someone did choose you.
791 00:34:43 It's having no control.
792 00:34:47 You find out you were out of the loop
793 00:34:48 when the most crucial events in your life were set in motion.
794 00:34:54 As long as you have control.
795 00:34:58 I don't understand people who give it up.
796 00:35:02 What inspired Hertzfeld to make that bet?
797 00:35:05 He was warning me that
798 00:35:07 being your father figure could be dangerous.
799 00:35:10 Keep your 100 bucks. I'm sticking with the first verse.
800 00:35:13 Good.
801 00:35:14 - What the hell does he mean? - Nothing.
802 00:35:17 I'm proud of you.
803 00:35:20 Thank you, boss.
804 00:35:22 It's my pleasure to introduce my friend
805 00:35:25 and the CEO of Apple,
806 00:35:27 John Sculley.
807 00:35:29 John?
808 00:35:31 Yeah?
809 00:35:32 Lisa made a painting on the Mac.
810 00:35:38 The Macintosh,
811 00:35:39 Apple's near mythological home computer,
812 00:35:42 has gotten off to a rocky start
813 00:35:43 in its battle with industry titan IBM.
814 00:35:45 With sales originally projected to be a million
815 00:35:48 in the first quarter,
816 00:35:49 Apple has sold only 35,000 of the user-friendly machines in the months
817 00:35:52 since it's been available to customers.
818 00:35:53 The insistence by Steve Jobs
819 00:35:54 that it have what's called end-to-end control,
820 00:35:56 which is a way of saying that it's not compatible
821 00:35:58 with most outside hardware or software,
822 00:36:01 is the Shakespearean flaw in a machine that had potential.
823 00:36:04 Apple computers closed two of its factories today
824 00:36:07 in the wake of disappointing sales.
825 00:36:09 Do you know how many Macs were sold last month?
826 00:36:11 500.
827 00:36:11 In a move that surprised some
828 00:36:13 but not all on Wall Street,
829 00:36:15 the board of directors of Apple Computers voted today
830 00:36:17 to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.
831 00:36:20 Did he jump or was he pushed?
832 00:36:22 His ex-boss, Apple CEO John Sculley,
833 00:36:23 refused to comment.
834 00:36:25 However, in an exclusive interview,
835 00:36:27 Steve Wozniak has slammed
836 00:36:29 the integrity of his old friend Steve Jobs.
837 00:36:32 He calls Jobs an insulting and hurtful guy.
838 00:36:34 Jobs is hitting back with a new company and a new computer.
839 00:36:38 Apple has a new competitor.
840 00:36:40 Steve Jobs's Black Cube is aimed at the education market.
841 00:36:43 Few people have the ability to make the world wait,
842 00:36:45 but that is just what Jobs is doing with his new company, NeXT.
843 00:36:58 Focus seems kind of sharp.
844 00:37:00 On the slide?
845 00:37:02 The floor. The pin spot.
846 00:37:03 I think we want a sharp focus.
847 00:37:05 Don't take it personally. Just not a fan of the circus aesthetic.
848 00:37:09 All right, let's hold here.
849 00:37:10 We're gonna have to go up and refocus the instruments.
850 00:37:13 Just one. The 30 is fine.
851 00:37:15 While we're holding,
852 00:37:16 there are well-wishers in the VIP room.
853 00:37:19 And Woz is here.
854 00:37:20 Steve Wozniak. Yes. Thank you very much.
855 00:37:23 And Andy Hertzfeld.
856 00:37:24 Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.
857 00:37:27 John Sculley is here too.
858 00:37:30 It's nice that he's here.
859 00:37:32 Really? I don't think it's very nice at all.
860 00:37:34 You have to see them. They wanna pay their respects.
861 00:37:37 If they were respectful,
862 00:37:38 we'd all still be at Apple right now.
863 00:37:40 Look...
864 00:37:41 If they really wished me well, they'd keep to themselves.
865 00:37:43 Can I tell you something?
866 00:37:44 I don't think they do wish me well.
867 00:37:45 But I'm all right with that. I'm over Apple.
868 00:37:48 I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
869 00:37:50 the same way you get over your high school sweetheart.
870 00:37:53 Build a new one.
871 00:37:53 - Can I tell you something? - Yes.
872 00:37:56 You said you wouldn't compete with them,
873 00:37:58 but you designed a computer
874 00:37:59 specifically for the education market,
875 00:38:01 which they putatively own.
876 00:38:03 So, I think it's cool they're here.
877 00:38:07 They're suing me.
878 00:38:09 Still...
879 00:38:11 It was nice they came.
880 00:38:15 They're not being magnanimous.
881 00:38:17 They want it to look like an amicable divorce.
882 00:38:19 History doesn't remember Joe DiMaggio kindly
883 00:38:21 for dumping Marilyn.
884 00:38:21 Steve?
885 00:38:25 What's your problem?
886 00:38:26 I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced back to you.
887 00:38:30 You know, I'm the one who has to explain you to people.
888 00:38:33 $100,000 to Paul Rand for a corporate logo
889 00:38:36 when we didn't even know what our company made.
890 00:38:39 A $650,000 mold for the cube,
891 00:38:42 because God forbid the angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
892 00:38:46 I forbid the angles to be 90.1 instead of 90.
893 00:38:49 That box could be on display at the Guggenheim.
894 00:38:51 Don't give them reason to say to the press
895 00:38:53 you have a chip on your shoulder.
896 00:38:55 Will you do that for me?
897 00:38:57 I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
898 00:38:59 Okay, okay.
899 00:39:00 But don't give them a reason to say you do.
900 00:39:04 I don't.
901 00:39:06 - That's the right attitude. - That's not an attitude.
902 00:39:08 They're gonna call me back in a minute to look at the light.
903 00:39:10 - Get one out of the way. - Fine!
904 00:39:13 - Yeah? - Yeah.
905 00:39:16 - One more thing. - Sure.
906 00:39:18 No questions from the press after.
907 00:39:20 No... Why?
908 00:39:23 Until I have better answers, no press avail.
909 00:39:26 Somebody asks where I am,
910 00:39:27 you just saw me, and I'll be right back.
911 00:39:32 Okay.
912 00:39:35 Who do you want first?
913 00:39:37 Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
914 00:39:51 Hang on.
915 00:39:52 - I thought you went to school. - Hang on.
916 00:39:55 You were supposed to go to school an hour ago.
917 00:39:56 I thought you left.
918 00:39:57 I didn't wake up my mom on time this morning.
919 00:40:00 It's happened before too.
920 00:40:01 I wake up with the alarm
921 00:40:03 and then I get dressed and eat breakfast,
922 00:40:06 but sometimes I forget to see what time it is after that.
923 00:40:08 Why doesn't your mom just set her own alarm clock?
924 00:40:10 It's one of my chores.
925 00:40:11 I don't understand what that has to do with why you're still...
926 00:40:15 Where's your mother?
927 00:40:15 She went to find a pay phone.
928 00:40:18 An hour ago, she said...
929 00:40:20 You don't have to raise your hand.
930 00:40:21 - You said it was off by a little. - It is.
931 00:40:24 - I just measured it. - Joanna...
932 00:40:26 Exactly a foot on all four sides.
933 00:40:28 There are six sides.
934 00:40:30 But you're not supposed to be here right now.
935 00:40:32 We know if four of the sides are equal to each other,
936 00:40:35 the other two must be equal as well.
937 00:40:39 The top, bottom, right and left
938 00:40:41 are about a millimeter shorter than the front and back.
939 00:40:43 They're not. I measured them.
940 00:40:45 Lisa, I'm kind of an expert in design.
941 00:40:47 And that's a 20-cent ruler.
942 00:40:49 You think there's a chance it could be off?
943 00:40:50 If I had another ruler, I would measure this ruler,
944 00:40:53 but I really doubt it's off.
945 00:40:54 When your mother comes back,
946 00:40:56 - you have to go to school. - Because it's a ruler!
947 00:40:58 Why is it off?
948 00:40:59 - Did you hear what I just said? - Yes.
949 00:41:01 Because sometimes it seems like
950 00:41:02 you just keep saying what you want without listening.
951 00:41:11 I'm listening.
952 00:41:14 - Is there something you need? - No.
953 00:41:20 Why isn't it a perfect cube?
954 00:41:21 - You've asked me before. - I forget what it is.
955 00:41:26 It's an optical anomaly.
956 00:41:28 To the human eye, a perfect cube doesn't look like a cube,
957 00:41:30 so we made it roughly a millimeter shorter
958 00:41:32 than a foot on two sides.
959 00:41:33 What's an anomaly?
960 00:41:35 You've asked me that before too.
961 00:41:36 I don't know why you keep doing that.
962 00:41:41 It's an exception. Something that doesn't fit a pattern.
963 00:41:45 You have to go to school. Come in!
964 00:41:49 I think you two have met.
965 00:41:51 Hello, old friend.
966 00:41:53 - You look well. - So do you. So do you.
967 00:41:56 And they're telling me
968 00:41:57 George is ready for you to look at the focus.
969 00:41:59 Take a walk with me.
970 00:42:01 - Is this Lisa? - Yeah.
971 00:42:03 - This can't be Lisa. - It is.
972 00:42:04 Lisa's this big.
973 00:42:05 They get taller. Come on.
974 00:42:07 - Do you remember me? - She doesn't.
975 00:42:08 I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.
976 00:42:11 I apologize. I don't remember you.
977 00:42:15 You're very polite.
978 00:42:16 - Woz? - Yeah.
979 00:42:18 Chrisann's at a pay phone.
980 00:42:18 Would you find her?
981 00:42:19 Yeah.
982 00:42:21 Good turnout.
983 00:42:22 - Great turnout. - Yeah.
984 00:42:24 - "Insanely great." - Insanely great.
985 00:42:27 This is the first time we haven't played for the same team.
986 00:42:29 It's like you're releasing your first solo album.
987 00:42:31 I, uh... I appreciate your inviting me to the launch.
988 00:42:34 I just want to wipe the slate clean.
989 00:42:36 That's exactly what I want. That's why I came backstage.
990 00:42:38 I want you to know, um, I'll be out there with you.
991 00:42:41 Any chance I can get you to go out there instead of me?
992 00:42:45 I love you, Steve.
993 00:42:46 I love you too, Woz.
994 00:42:48 You know, some things were said.
995 00:42:50 They were. They were said in public.
996 00:42:52 They were published. Were you pressured to do it?
997 00:42:55 Was I what?
998 00:42:57 Check it out.
999 00:42:59 It's the orchestra pit for the San Francisco Opera.
1000 00:43:02 Was I pressured to do it?
1001 00:43:05 I once met Seiji Ozawa at Tanglewood.
1002 00:43:08 A thunderous conductor.
1003 00:43:10 Ungodly artfulness and nuance.
1004 00:43:13 And I asked him what exactly a conductor does
1005 00:43:16 that a metronome can't.
1006 00:43:17 Surprisingly, he...
1007 00:43:18 He didn't beat the living shit out of you?
1008 00:43:20 That's right. No, he said, "The musicians play their instruments.
1009 00:43:24 I play the orchestra."
1010 00:43:27 That feels like something that sounds good,
1011 00:43:28 but doesn't mean anything.
1012 00:43:31 Markkula, Sculley...
1013 00:43:32 Did they ask you to slag me off in the press?
1014 00:43:34 I had reason to be angry.
1015 00:43:36 - Did they? - Absolutely not.
1016 00:43:37 But they asked you to talk.
1017 00:43:39 Apple was under siege. You'd just left the company.
1018 00:43:41 Someone had to talk to the press.
1019 00:43:42 I'm right here, Woz. The company left me.
1020 00:43:46 I begged you. I begged you.
1021 00:43:48 The Apple II accounted for 70% of the revenue.
1022 00:43:51 What did you think was gonna happen?
1023 00:43:53 You didn't care enough about the Apple II or the Lisa.
1024 00:43:57 Let's be really clear.
1025 00:43:58 I didn't care at all about the Apple II or the Lisa.
1026 00:44:03 I wasn't pressured to do it.
1027 00:44:05 What I said to the press was an honest,
1028 00:44:07 if tempered, reflection of what I believed.
1029 00:44:11 - Woz. - Yeah?
1030 00:44:13 What the fuck is on your wrist?
1031 00:44:16 - You wanna know? - I literally can't wait.
1032 00:44:19 Everyone's gonna be wearing these in 10 years.
1033 00:44:21 It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.
1034 00:44:23 This is actually 40-year-old technology.
1035 00:44:26 Cold cathode tubes. They're operating at 140 volts.
1036 00:44:29 I tilt my wrist 45 degrees, it's right there.
1037 00:44:31 Hours, minutes and seconds.
1038 00:44:32 The way our minds work. Look at that.
1039 00:44:35 Do me a favor.
1040 00:44:36 Set the watch ahead like you're on a plane
1041 00:44:38 and just changed time zones.
1042 00:44:39 Not a problem.
1043 00:44:41 Unscrew that. Just hit the button.
1044 00:44:45 Excuse me. Flight attendant?
1045 00:44:46 The man next to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
1046 00:44:50 You think this looks like a bomb.
1047 00:44:52 Even right now, I'm not 100% sure it isn't.
1048 00:44:56 - I think maybe once people get used to it... - No.
1049 00:45:04 I was angry.
1050 00:45:07 You were saying things about the Apple II,
1051 00:45:09 and the way you were treating the team...
1052 00:45:10 Woz. You get a free pass for life.
1053 00:45:14 I got to get back onstage.
1054 00:45:15 We got two minutes of rehearsal time left.
1055 00:45:17 Do you understand how condescending that just was?
1056 00:45:21 Maybe you don't.
1057 00:45:22 I don't want to see you
1058 00:45:22 get dragged off an airplane in plastic handcuffs.
1059 00:45:23 I get a free pass for life from you?
1060 00:45:27 You give out the pass... Y-Y-You give them to me?
1061 00:45:30 You're gonna have a stroke, little buddy.
1062 00:45:31 What did you do? What did you do?
1063 00:45:37 Why has Lisa not heard of me?
1064 00:45:38 Shit, man, how many fourth-graders have heard of you?
1065 00:45:42 You can't write code.
1066 00:45:44 You're not an engineer. You're not a designer.
1067 00:45:46 You can't put a hammer to a nail.
1068 00:45:49 I built the circuit board.
1069 00:45:50 The graphical interface was stolen from Xerox PARC.
1070 00:45:53 Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team
1071 00:45:55 before you threw him off his own project.
1072 00:45:57 Everything... Someone else designed the box.
1073 00:46:00 So how come 10 times in a day,
1074 00:46:02 I read "Steve Jobs is a genius"?
1075 00:46:05 What do you do?
1076 00:46:07 I play the orchestra.
1077 00:46:10 And you're a good musician. You sit right there.
1078 00:46:11 You're the best in your row.
1079 00:46:14 I came here to clear the air.
1080 00:46:16 - Do you know why I came here? - Didn't you just answer that?
1081 00:46:17 I came here because you're gonna get killed.
1082 00:46:21 Your computer's gonna fail.
1083 00:46:24 You had a college and university advisory board
1084 00:46:26 telling you they need a powerful workstation for 2,000 to 3,000.
1085 00:46:29 You've priced NeXT at 6,500.
1086 00:46:31 And that doesn't include the optional $3,000 hard drive,
1087 00:46:34 which people will discover isn't optional.
1088 00:46:37 Because the optical disk is too weak to do anything.
1089 00:46:40 And the $2,500 laser printer brings the total to $12,000.
1090 00:46:44 And in the entire world, you are the only person
1091 00:46:46 who cares that it's housed in a perfect cube.
1092 00:46:49 You're gonna get killed.
1093 00:46:51 And I came here to stand next to you while that happens
1094 00:46:53 because that's what friends do.
1095 00:46:55 That's what men do. I don't need your pass.
1096 00:47:00 We go back, so don't talk to me like I'm other people.
1097 00:47:03 I'm the only one that knows
1098 00:47:05 that this guy here is someone you invented.
1099 00:47:08 I'm standing by you because that perfect cube that does nothing
1100 00:47:13 is about to be the single biggest failure
1101 00:47:16 in the history of personal computing.
1102 00:47:20 Tell me something else I don't know.
1103 00:47:28 - Back onstage? - We're out of time.
1104 00:47:30 They've got to mop the stage and open the house.
1105 00:47:34 If it crashes, it crashes, right?
1106 00:47:37 You'll make a joke.
1107 00:47:39 I'll make a joke.
1108 00:47:41 If it crashes, it crashes.
1109 00:47:43 It's a good slogan.
1110 00:47:44 "NeXT. If it crashes, it crashes."
1111 00:47:47 I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.
1112 00:47:49 If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
1113 00:47:51 - We go back to the drawing board. - No more drawing boards.
1114 00:47:54 Invent the Edsel twice, you don't get any more drawing boards.
1115 00:47:57 Tell me what the plan is.
1116 00:47:58 You have to tell me the plan, because I don't know.
1117 00:48:00 You're walking around like you've got "Can't Lose" cards.
1118 00:48:04 The plan will reveal itself to you when you're ready to see it.
1119 00:48:08 Will I have to drop acid?
1120 00:48:11 Couldn't hurt.
1121 00:48:12 Is there a plan?
1122 00:48:14 Have I ever let you down?
1123 00:48:16 Every single goddamn time.
1124 00:48:17 - Then I'm due. - Is there?
1125 00:48:20 Joanna, there's a plan.
1126 00:48:22 I just don't wanna put you in a position
1127 00:48:23 where you're lying to people.
1128 00:48:28 Start 15 minutes late
1129 00:48:29 - so Avie can recompile and give us a fighting chance. - Jesus Christ.
1130 00:48:31 How many times are we gonna have this con...
1131 00:48:33 - We're not starting late, ever! - Fine!
1132 00:48:35 - We're not ever starting late. - Late.
1133 00:48:38 But where do you come down on starting late?
1134 00:48:49 Lisa's been doing this thing
1135 00:48:51 where she asks me about stuff I've already told her.
1136 00:48:54 She asks me questions, and I know she already knows the answers.
1137 00:48:57 What's that about?
1138 00:48:59 Kids do that when they're scared
1139 00:49:00 one of their parents is in a bad mood.
1140 00:49:02 They try to get you talking about something you like.
1141 00:49:06 It's very common
1142 00:49:07 and can be treated by talking to her about things she likes.
1143 00:49:12 Do you have any experience or training in this field?
1144 00:49:16 No.
1145 00:49:17 Tell them to open the house.
1146 00:49:26 Where's Lisa?
1147 00:49:28 She's around.
1148 00:49:31 - What does that mean? - She's running around the building.
1149 00:49:34 An hour ago, you said you were taking her to school.
1150 00:49:37 She begged me to let her stay.
1151 00:49:39 There are fathers who would so love...
1152 00:49:40 It is wrong, okay?
1153 00:49:42 It is morally wrong, it's parentally wrong.
1154 00:49:45 It is wrong for you to use Lisa
1155 00:49:46 as a way of getting money from me.
1156 00:49:48 She will know, if she doesn't already,
1157 00:49:50 that that is your primary use for her.
1158 00:49:51 - She will hate you for the rest of your life. - She will see,
1159 00:49:53 if she doesn't already,
1160 00:49:54 that her mother is a woman who stands up to men.
1161 00:49:57 By living off of them.
1162 00:49:58 By not letting myself be imprisoned and degraded by them.
1163 00:50:04 Imprisoned? I can't get rid of you.
1164 00:50:07 I need a doctor and I need a dentist.
1165 00:50:10 I dropped out of college after a semester,
1166 00:50:11 but, okay, let's have a look.
1167 00:50:13 You will support your daughter and her mother.
1168 00:50:15 Did you pay someone $1,500 to bless your house?
1169 00:50:18 - Did you hear what I said? - Did you?
1170 00:50:20 I don't remember how much it was, Steve.
1171 00:50:22 - It was $1,500. - Well, they don't do it for free.
1172 00:50:25 They don't. They charge $1,500.
1173 00:50:27 How I spend... Fuck. You know, I'm not even gonna...
1174 00:50:29 Were you about to say,
1175 00:50:30 "How I spend my money is none of your business"?
1176 00:50:33 I have a sinus infection and I need to see a dentist too.
1177 00:50:36 So you can see how your blessing budget
1178 00:50:38 could have been better spent.
1179 00:50:39 Like on a perfect cube?
1180 00:50:43 - Look at me, Chrisann. - What?
1181 00:50:45 - You know who I am, right? - Yes.
1182 00:50:48 - And you know I know people. - What are you talking about?
1183 00:50:50 Look at me. And you know the people I know, they know people.
1184 00:50:55 What is this?
1185 00:50:56 If I ever hear again
1186 00:50:57 that you've thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...
1187 00:50:59 - What? - My private line's gonna ring,
1188 00:51:01 and a voice on the other end is gonna say, "We're all set."
1189 00:51:04 That's how I'll learn that you're dead.
1190 00:51:06 Are you cra...
1191 00:51:07 I threw the bowl on the floor.
1192 00:51:09 I didn't throw it at her head.
1193 00:51:10 She wasn't even in the room.
1194 00:51:12 She was nowhere... I threw the bowl on the floor.
1195 00:51:16 She's a little girl. You're scaring her.
1196 00:51:18 I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
1197 00:51:21 Taking out the garbage is a chore.
1198 00:51:23 Clearing the table is a chore.
1199 00:51:25 Waking you up in the morning is just fucking creepy.
1200 00:51:28 Please teach me more
1201 00:51:29 - about being a parent. - We're all done here.
1202 00:51:31 It means so much coming from someone who won't admit he is one.
1203 00:51:34 - Stop screaming at Lisa. - I give her responsibilities.
1204 00:51:36 - Got it. - One day she's gonna thank me for it.
1205 00:51:38 - Probably in your sleep. - Fuck off!
1206 00:51:40 Okay.
1207 00:51:41 I never... I never threw anything at her head.
1208 00:51:44 Steve.
1209 00:51:46 I never would.
1210 00:51:49 Things don't become so because you say so.
1211 00:51:55 There'll be more money in your account by the end of business.
1212 00:52:07 - Were you being nice? - Oh, yeah.
1213 00:52:15 Andy's next.
1214 00:52:17 Hertzfeld or Cunningham?
1215 00:52:19 Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie Tevanian
1216 00:52:22 on the computer backstage.
1217 00:52:25 Ladies and gentlemen, the house is now open.
1218 00:52:44 - ...playing in front of thousands of people. - Steve!
1219 00:52:48 Can he do it later, Joel?
1220 00:52:50 We go in eight minutes.
1221 00:52:51 Can I get a quick reaction to the press this morning?
1222 00:52:53 What about it?
1223 00:52:54 - The size of it, the volume. - I'll tell you on background...
1224 00:52:56 I was hoping for a quote from Steve.
1225 00:52:57 I'll tell you on background
1226 00:52:59 that I've never seen anything like it in the tech industry.
1227 00:53:02 I called the "Wall Street Journal"
1228 00:53:03 to take out a full-page ad for today,
1229 00:53:04 and do you know what their sales guy said?
1230 00:53:07 "Why bother? It'd be like
1231 00:53:09 notifying Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas."
1232 00:53:11 You saw the Stewart Alsop newsletter?
1233 00:53:13 I did.
1234 00:53:13 I'm sorry, Joanna, I need to get Steve on the record.
1235 00:53:16 The headline was
1236 00:53:17 "Dear NeXT, when can I get my machine?"
1237 00:53:20 When can he?
1238 00:53:21 We'll announce the ship date in the next eight to 10 weeks.
1239 00:53:24 Alsop's not talking about the ship date.
1240 00:53:26 He wants to know when he can get one to play with.
1241 00:53:28 We have a lot of respect for Stewart Alsop,
1242 00:53:30 and we want to get a machine into his hands
1243 00:53:32 so he can tell his subscribers about it.
1244 00:53:34 - And when will that be? - Very soon.
1245 00:53:37 Couple of days? A week?
1246 00:53:40 Off the record.
1247 00:53:42 - Off the record? - Completely.
1248 00:53:45 - We think... - He'll get it when it's finished.
1249 00:53:48 It's not finished?
1250 00:53:50 It's almost finished.
1251 00:53:51 I've been watching you rehearse the demo for three weeks.
1252 00:53:53 - Yeah. - What's left?
1253 00:53:55 - A little thing. - What?
1254 00:53:56 - I think that's enough. - We're off the record,
1255 00:53:58 and Joel's always been good at understanding nuance.
1256 00:54:00 What's left to finish?
1257 00:54:02 I guess, in layman's terms,
1258 00:54:04 you'd have to say we don't have an OS.
1259 00:54:09 - An operating system? - Yeah.
1260 00:54:13 What do you mean?
1261 00:54:14 Well, the OS is what runs the computer.
1262 00:54:17 In fact, it sort of is the computer.
1263 00:54:19 How has it been running? How's it gonna run this morning?
1264 00:54:21 What do you mean, you don't have an OS?
1265 00:54:24 It's like this. Avie Tevanian is our chief software designer,
1266 00:54:27 and he wrote a demo program.
1267 00:54:29 It's like we built a great car, but we haven't built the engine.
1268 00:54:31 So we put a golf cart battery in there to make it go for a bit.
1269 00:54:34 All this computer knows
1270 00:54:35 how to do right now is demonstrate itself.
1271 00:54:37 You're telling me the only thing you've built is a black cube?
1272 00:54:40 Yes. Yeah.
1273 00:54:42 But isn't it the coolest black cube you've ever seen?
1274 00:54:44 Is this... We're off the record.
1275 00:54:46 Is this a strategy or a problem? If it's a problem...
1276 00:54:48 Do not share proprietary knowledge with that man.
1277 00:54:52 It's not a problem.
1278 00:54:54 I wouldn't understand it anyway.
1279 00:54:56 I don't understand it either, and my name's on the patents.
1280 00:54:59 It's got e-mail.
1281 00:55:00 Well, e-mail's not just for tech specialists anymore.
1282 00:55:02 Well, it is, but it won't be.
1283 00:55:04 And I assume an e-mail sent on a NeXT computer
1284 00:55:06 can only be received by a NeXT computer?
1285 00:55:09 Closed, end-to-end.
1286 00:55:11 The new trash can is wrong.
1287 00:55:12 I wanna tell you I appreciate all the hours you put into it,
1288 00:55:14 but I can't because of how terrible it is.
1289 00:55:18 Go back to the other one.
1290 00:55:19 Why are we still giving three options on the clock?
1291 00:55:22 - How many options do you want to give? - Two. Buy it or don't.
1292 00:55:26 Can I talk to you for a second?
1293 00:55:27 Abso-fruitly.
1294 00:55:28 Uh, look, man. Avie's been recompiling,
1295 00:55:30 but he says there may be some glitches this morning.
1296 00:55:33 If all there are are some glitches,
1297 00:55:34 it'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.
1298 00:55:37 Why are you translating for Avie?
1299 00:55:39 I-I didn't want him to find out
1300 00:55:41 the hard way your position on glitches in a demo,
1301 00:55:43 but it sounds like you've mellowed.
1302 00:55:45 I've been growing, Andy. I've been learning to love myself.
1303 00:55:48 I wouldn't have ever dreamed that was a problem.
1304 00:55:51 Fantastic burn.
1305 00:55:52 You need to go to your seat.
1306 00:55:54 How about Lisa, getting into a school for gifted kids?
1307 00:55:57 Yeah, she was tested and it turns out she can fly.
1308 00:55:59 - Seriously, it's a big deal. - I know it's a big deal.
1309 00:56:01 That's why I built the school a building.
1310 00:56:04 - Well, I'm sure that's not why she got in. - Really?
1311 00:56:07 Uh, can I show you something funny from Macworld?
1312 00:56:14 I can't think of anything I have to do right now.
1313 00:56:16 It'll make you feel good.
1314 00:56:18 Joanna! Look at this!
1315 00:56:19 Andy, he's only got a couple of minutes.
1316 00:56:21 It's Guy Kawasaki writing in Macworld.
1317 00:56:23 You're gonna like this.
1318 00:56:24 Well, can we all enjoy it later?
1319 00:56:25 He wrote a parody press release
1320 00:56:27 about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.
1321 00:56:31 He imagines a near future where Apple needs your OS
1322 00:56:34 and has to buy NeXT,
1323 00:56:35 and-and you come back as CEO.
1324 00:56:38 He has Gates saying,
1325 00:56:39 "There would now be more innovations from Jobs
1326 00:56:41 that Microsoft could copy."
1327 00:56:45 You can read it later.
1328 00:56:47 Thanks.
1329 00:56:49 She would've gotten in without you donating a building.
1330 00:56:52 Still, it's something to talk about in the interview.
1331 00:56:59 All right. Good luck.
1332 00:57:01 Thanks.
1333 00:57:04 Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.
1334 00:57:07 I'm gonna hang on to it.
1335 00:57:10 What?
1336 00:57:12 What?
1337 00:57:14 You ready for Sculley?
1338 00:57:16 Excuse me!
1339 00:57:18 Lisa!
1340 00:57:20 You can't shout!
1341 00:57:29 Lisa?
1342 00:57:40 You have to go.
1343 00:57:44 It's dangerous up here. That's why I make other people do it.
1344 00:57:50 Who are you hiding from, me or your mom?
1345 00:57:52 I'm not hiding.
1346 00:57:55 Let's go.
1347 00:58:05 What were you listening to?
1348 00:58:08 I'm listening to two versions of the same song.
1349 00:58:11 Then when I get to the ends, I rewind to listen to them again.
1350 00:58:15 It's the same song, but the versions are different.
1351 00:58:19 - What's the song? - Okay.
1352 00:58:21 So it's a really old song, and it's called "Both Sides, Now."
1353 00:58:25 - "Both Sides, Now"? - Yeah.
1354 00:58:28 What's it about?
1355 00:58:30 It's about...
1356 00:58:32 There are three verses: Clouds, love and life.
1357 00:58:35 And the person singing is singing that they used to think of...
1358 00:58:39 That they used to think about...
1359 00:58:41 - Clouds, love and life? - Right.
1360 00:58:44 One way, yeah, but now
1361 00:58:45 they look at them another way, and they...
1362 00:58:48 They've come to the conclusion that
1363 00:58:49 they really don't know clouds, love or life at all.
1364 00:58:53 Those are the exact words.
1365 00:58:56 Yeah, Joni Mitchell.
1366 00:58:57 'Cause it's not a really old song, unless I'm a really old guy.
1367 00:59:02 You have to go to school now.
1368 00:59:05 Do you want me to tell you
1369 00:59:06 the differences between the two versions?
1370 00:59:08 Right now.
1371 00:59:10 The first version is the kind of thing
1372 00:59:11 that you would call girlish.
1373 00:59:13 I didn't mean I want to know the difference right now.
1374 00:59:15 I meant you have to go to school right now.
1375 00:59:18 I can stay and watch.
1376 00:59:19 You are truant. You're committing a crime.
1377 00:59:22 I'm not gonna miss anything important.
1378 00:59:24 - How do you know? - I read ahead.
1379 00:59:28 The Pilgrims make it to the New World.
1380 00:59:31 Then the Declaration of Independence.
1381 00:59:32 Yeah, you skipped a couple centuries.
1382 00:59:34 Steve? Chrisann's out there.
1383 00:59:44 Let's go.
1384 00:59:46 Can I make my case for staying?
1385 00:59:48 Nope.
1386 01:00:08 She was with me.
1387 01:00:09 Come on. Your dad doesn't want us to stay.
1388 01:00:11 That's not true. That's not...
1389 01:00:14 You have to be in school is all.
1390 01:00:17 I'm committing a crime right now,
1391 01:00:18 and I don't wanna get in trouble.
1392 01:00:20 You're not in trouble. I was kidding.
1393 01:00:23 Okay.
1394 01:00:25 Hey. What was the second version?
1395 01:00:27 You said the first version was girlish.
1396 01:00:29 What was the second version?
1397 01:00:32 I can't really think of the word.
1398 01:00:34 - Okay. Well, have a good day at school. - Regretful.
1399 01:00:37 What?
1400 01:00:38 Like wishing you could go back and do things different.
1401 01:00:40 You're too young to be regretful.
1402 01:00:43 Not me.
1403 01:00:45 The person singing the song.
1404 01:00:48 Got it. Regretful. That makes sense because...
1405 01:00:55 I wanna live with you.
1406 01:01:10 Six minutes.
1407 01:01:12 - You want to see Sculley? - No.
1408 01:01:23 You know all those times I told you you needed security?
1409 01:01:26 Here's why.
1410 01:01:34 I don't know how it is I've gotten older and you haven't.
1411 01:01:37 Some deal with the devil I was never offered.
1412 01:01:40 So you know what I've been thinking for the last four years?
1413 01:01:44 As it turns out, John,
1414 01:01:45 I've never known what you were thinking.
1415 01:01:46 No newborn baby has control.
1416 01:01:49 Do you know what I'm talking about?
1417 01:01:51 - In '84, before the Mac launch. You said... - Yeah.
1418 01:01:54 You said that being adopted meant you didn't have control.
1419 01:01:57 We're starting in a minute, so...
1420 01:01:58 Why do people think I fired you?
1421 01:02:00 It's fine, John. It's all behind us.
1422 01:02:06 Is it?
1423 01:02:09 Don't play stupid. You can't pull it off.
1424 01:02:13 You came here to ask me why people think you fired me?
1425 01:02:16 Why do people think I fired you?
1426 01:02:20 Just confirm something for me, okay?
1427 01:02:23 You liked the ad, right?
1428 01:02:25 The commercial... "1984." You liked it.
1429 01:02:27 - When are you gonna get furniture? - It's not an easy process.
1430 01:02:31 It is. You buy a couch, take it from there.
1431 01:02:33 I'd be really surprised if
1432 01:02:34 you came here to talk about interior decorating.
1433 01:02:36 I liked the ad very much.
1434 01:02:38 You did?
1435 01:02:38 You know I did. Now please answer my question.
1436 01:02:39 You're a lying son of a bitch. You tried to kill it.
1437 01:02:41 It's time to take a hard look at the Mac.
1438 01:02:43 It's past time.
1439 01:02:44 It's overpriced. We need to drop it to 1,995.
1440 01:02:48 We need to double the marketing budget,
1441 01:02:50 put more bodies on an internal hard drive
1442 01:02:52 and invest in FileServer.
1443 01:02:53 Where the hell did you get the idea
1444 01:02:55 - that I tried to kill... - Lee Clow.
1445 01:02:56 - Lee's wrong. - He's lying?
1446 01:02:57 - He's... mistaken. - Where would the money come from?
1447 01:02:59 It would come from finally getting rid of the Apple II.
1448 01:03:02 The Apple II is the only thing making money.
1449 01:03:04 You agreed with the board.
1450 01:03:05 I understood the board's concerns, but I...
1451 01:03:07 The board's concerns that we didn't show the product?
1452 01:03:09 Among other things, but my question was...
1453 01:03:10 What other things honestly?
1454 01:03:11 I'm asking because I'm curious. You said "Among other things."
1455 01:03:14 Among other things, it was set in a dystopian galaxy.
1456 01:03:17 It took place on a planet where we don't live.
1457 01:03:19 It was dark and the opposite of our brand.
1458 01:03:21 And we didn't show the product.
1459 01:03:23 People talked about the ad but
1460 01:03:25 most of them didn't know what we were selling.
1461 01:03:27 The Mac needs to sell for 1,995.
1462 01:03:29 There is no market research telling us
1463 01:03:31 the Mac is failing because it's overpriced.
1464 01:03:33 It's telling us that people don't like it
1465 01:03:35 because they think it doesn't do anything.
1466 01:03:37 It's closed, end-to-end.
1467 01:03:39 We didn't know it wasn't what people wanted,
1468 01:03:41 but it isn't.
1469 01:03:42 They want slots, they want choices, they want options.
1470 01:03:44 The way we buy stereos... mix and match components.
1471 01:03:46 John, listen to me.
1472 01:03:48 Whoever said the customer is always right was,
1473 01:03:49 I promise you, a customer.
1474 01:03:51 - It had skinheads in it. - She was liberating them.
1475 01:03:53 Liberating the skinheads.
1476 01:03:54 The ad didn't have anything to do with fucking skinheads.
1477 01:03:56 We used them as fucking extras.
1478 01:03:58 Nobody even knows they were skinheads.
1479 01:03:59 I'm just saying the board had concerns...
1480 01:04:01 You invented lifestyle advertising.
1481 01:04:03 And our brand was my brand.
1482 01:04:05 My job is to make a recommendation to the board.
1483 01:04:08 We showed a lot of happy people drinking Pepsi.
1484 01:04:10 We didn't say
1485 01:04:11 the world was going to end if you bought a Dr. Pepper.
1486 01:04:13 Recommend that we drop the price and double the marketing budget.
1487 01:04:15 - I can't. - And we showed the product.
1488 01:04:18 We showed it being opened,
1489 01:04:20 we showed it being poured, being consumed.
1490 01:04:22 What are you gonna do, recommend that we kill the Mac?
1491 01:04:24 I already have, Steve.
1492 01:04:28 What? When?
1493 01:04:30 You think the secret to your success
1494 01:04:32 was not assuming people knew what to do with a can of soda?
1495 01:04:34 I didn't kill the ad, Steve!
1496 01:04:36 I'm the only reason it made it on the air.
1497 01:04:38 Just now. An hour ago.
1498 01:04:40 I'm coming from Markkula's house.
1499 01:04:43 What did he say?
1500 01:04:45 - What did he say? - Invent something new.
1501 01:04:47 I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.
1502 01:04:49 The resorts come with couches.
1503 01:04:51 Wait a minute. Are you saying you recommended terminating the Mac
1504 01:04:55 or you recommended taking me off the Mac team?
1505 01:04:57 We bought three spots in the Super Bowl.
1506 01:04:59 Two 30's and a 60.
1507 01:05:00 After we screened it, the board wanted that money back
1508 01:05:02 and they asked me to sell off the spots.
1509 01:05:04 Chiat/Day sold off the two 30's
1510 01:05:06 but not the 60,
1511 01:05:06 and I let it be known to Lee Clow
1512 01:05:08 that if he didn't try very hard to sell the last spot,
1513 01:05:11 I wouldn't be unhappy.
1514 01:05:12 If we drop the price and double the budget...
1515 01:05:13 Drop the price or double the budget.
1516 01:05:16 The only way to do that is to take money out of the Apple II.
1517 01:05:18 The Apple II should embarrass you. It embarrasses me.
1518 01:05:21 It doesn't embarrass the shareholders.
1519 01:05:23 I don't give a shit about the shareholders.
1520 01:05:24 That's why I hired you,
1521 01:05:25 so I don't have to hear about shareholders.
1522 01:05:26 The shareholders are my problem,
1523 01:05:28 and the board represents the shareholders.
1524 01:05:30 That's how it works.
1525 01:05:32 You sure it wasn't Lee Clow who dragged his feet selling the 60?
1526 01:05:35 At my direction, Steve.
1527 01:05:37 You think he would have done that on his own,
1528 01:05:39 taken it on himself?
1529 01:05:40 Yeah. I think he would've done what it took to save it from you.
1530 01:05:43 I was the only thing protecting it.
1531 01:05:44 You didn't want the ad
1532 01:05:45 because you were trying to
1533 01:05:46 kill the Mac two months before it launched.
1534 01:05:47 You are fucking delusional.
1535 01:05:53 - Can I mention something to you? - Sure.
1536 01:05:55 I have no earthly idea why you're here.
1537 01:05:59 The story of why and how you left Apple,
1538 01:06:03 which is quickly becoming mythologized, isn't true.
1539 01:06:05 - I'm gonna take this to the board myself. - Don't do that.
1540 01:06:08 - I am doing that. - You can't.
1541 01:06:10 Why?
1542 01:06:12 They believe you're no longer necessary to this company.
1543 01:06:20 I get hate mail, death threats.
1544 01:06:25 I get death threats.
1545 01:06:28 My kids are getting taunted.
1546 01:06:30 Why do people think I fired you?
1547 01:06:35 Joanna's gonna call my name in a second.
1548 01:06:36 - Steve? - That was unrehearsed.
1549 01:06:38 Yeah, I'll be there in just a second.
1550 01:06:40 I gave you your day in court.
1551 01:06:42 - You gave me? - I gave the board a clear choice.
1552 01:06:44 I said, "Do you want to invest in the Apple II
1553 01:06:46 or the Mac?" They chose the Apple II.
1554 01:06:47 The same people who wanted to dump the Super Bowl spot.
1555 01:06:49 And then I got on a plane to China.
1556 01:06:54 Mr. Sculley. There's a call for you on Line One.
1557 01:06:56 Or I almost got on a plane,
1558 01:06:58 because I got a call in the lounge.
1559 01:06:59 - Who made that call? - Doesn't matter.
1560 01:07:01 It matters to me. Who made the call?
1561 01:07:03 John Sculley.
1562 01:07:04 John? If you get on that plane,
1563 01:07:06 you'll have lost your job by the time it lands.
1564 01:07:09 Steve's been calling the board. He wants you out.
1565 01:07:12 I left my bags on the plane.
1566 01:07:13 My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.
1567 01:07:15 I took a car back to
1568 01:07:16 Cupertino in the middle of the fucking night.
1569 01:07:18 I know what time it is.
1570 01:07:19 I need a quorum here in one hour
1571 01:07:20 and I want Steve here too.
1572 01:07:23 You took me off the Mac, and it was bad business.
1573 01:07:26 - The quorum call was a homicide. - Right there! Right there.
1574 01:07:28 That's the part that's bullshit, my friend.
1575 01:07:30 It was a suicide.
1576 01:07:31 Because you knew your cards and I showed you mine.
1577 01:07:34 I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
1578 01:07:37 What did you think I was gonna do?
1579 01:07:38 I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
1580 01:07:42 I'm not okay losing.
1581 01:07:44 We're losing market share, and the Mac is losing money.
1582 01:07:47 Our only hope is the Apple II,
1583 01:07:48 which is stagnating
1584 01:07:49 because of its soon-to-be-obsolete DOS.
1585 01:07:51 Users are already rigging their machines
1586 01:07:53 to run with a CP/M operating system
1587 01:07:55 that's been built to run on Intel.
1588 01:07:57 I can't put it more simply than this.
1589 01:07:58 We need to put our resources into updating the Apple II.
1590 01:08:02 By taking resources from the Mac.
1591 01:08:04 It's failing. That's a fact.
1592 01:08:06 - It's overpriced. - There's no evidence that it's...
1593 01:08:08 I'm the evidence!
1594 01:08:09 I'm the world's leading expert on the Mac,John.
1595 01:08:11 What's your resume?
1596 01:08:13 You're issuing contradictory instructions,
1597 01:08:15 you're insubordinate, you make people miserable.
1598 01:08:17 Our top engineers
1599 01:08:18 are fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP.
1600 01:08:20 Wall Street doesn't know who's driving the bus.
1601 01:08:23 We've lost hundreds of millions in value.
1602 01:08:25 And I'm the CEO of Apple, Steve.
1603 01:08:27 That's my resume.
1604 01:08:28 But before that, you sold carbonated sugar water, right?
1605 01:08:31 I sat in a fucking garage with Wozniak and invented the future.
1606 01:08:35 Because artists lead
1607 01:08:36 and hacks ask for a show of hands.
1608 01:08:39 All right.
1609 01:08:39 Well, this guy's out of control.
1610 01:08:41 I'm perfectly willing to hand in my resignation tonight,
1611 01:08:44 but if you want me to stay, you can't have Steve.
1612 01:08:47 Settle him out.
1613 01:08:48 He can keep a share of stock so he gets our newsletter.
1614 01:08:51 He'll have to sever his connection to Apple.
1615 01:08:54 I'm dead serious. I want the secretary to call for a vote.
1616 01:09:00 I fucking dare you.
1617 01:09:03 You have done an outstanding job
1618 01:09:06 over the years of cultivating the press.
1619 01:09:08 And by that, I mean manipulating them.
1620 01:09:10 Because none of them, none of their editors,
1621 01:09:12 none of their editors' publishers
1622 01:09:13 to this day know that you forced it,
1623 01:09:16 that you forced the board.
1624 01:09:18 Even after I told you exactly what they'd do,
1625 01:09:20 which is exactly what they did.
1626 01:09:22 Unanimously.
1627 01:09:24 I don't have any trouble remembering that, John,
1628 01:09:27 because of it being the worst night of my life.
1629 01:09:31 And I forced the vote because I believed I was right.
1630 01:09:34 I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
1631 01:09:38 Now I bled that night.
1632 01:09:40 And I don't bleed.
1633 01:09:42 But time's done its thing,
1634 01:09:44 and I really haven't thought about it in a while.
1635 01:09:47 Now, I absolutely understand why you're upset.
1636 01:09:51 And I want people to know the truth too.
1637 01:09:53 It's time.
1638 01:09:56 Got it.
1639 01:09:57 You're gonna end me, aren't you?
1640 01:10:00 You're being ridiculous.
1641 01:10:02 I'm gonna sit center court and watch you do it yourself.
1642 01:10:05 Then I'm gonna order a nice
1643 01:10:06 meal with a '55 Margaux and sign some autographs.
1644 01:10:09 Jesus Christ.
1645 01:10:09 You want some advice, Pepsi Generation?
1646 01:10:11 Don't send Woz out to slap me around in the press.
1647 01:10:14 Anybody else...
1648 01:10:15 you, Markkula, Arthur Rock.
1649 01:10:17 Anyone but Rain Man.
1650 01:10:18 Don't manipulate him like that.
1651 01:10:21 Whatever you may think, I'm always gonna protect him.
1652 01:10:25 Come on, Steve.
1653 01:10:28 That's what men do.
1654 01:10:31 We can't start late.
1655 01:10:45 I don't think there was any way to detect a chip on my shoulder.
1656 01:10:49 Did you know, back at Bandley,
1657 01:10:51 the Mac team gave an award
1658 01:10:53 every year to the person who could stand up to you?
1659 01:10:55 No.
1660 01:10:57 - I won. Three years in a row. - Cool.
1661 01:11:05 This.
1662 01:11:06 This... This Guy Kawasaki in Macworld.
1663 01:11:10 He accidentally got it right, didn't he?
1664 01:11:13 You've been dragging your feet on the NeXT OS
1665 01:11:15 till you can figure out what Apple's gonna need.
1666 01:11:20 Even if that were true, it doesn't sound that diabolical to me.
1667 01:11:23 Hey. We're ready for you.
1668 01:11:35 I'm your closest confidante, your... your best friend.
1669 01:11:38 Your thing... What do you call it?
1670 01:11:41 Your work wife. The whole time.
1671 01:11:43 The last three years.
1672 01:11:50 When did you change your mind
1673 01:11:51 and start building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
1674 01:11:58 House to half.
1675 01:12:01 You remember Skylab?
1676 01:12:05 It was an unmanned satellite NASA
1677 01:12:06 sent up in the early '70s on a data gathering mission.
1678 01:12:10 The thing is, when they sent it up,
1679 01:12:13 they didn't know yet how they were gonna get it back.
1680 01:12:16 But they felt like they were close enough
1681 01:12:18 that in the eight years it was gonna be up there,
1682 01:12:20 they'd figure it out.
1683 01:12:21 They're on their way now.
1684 01:12:23 They didn't.
1685 01:12:25 So after eight years, it came crashing down
1686 01:12:27 in a thousand-mile swath across the Indian Ocean.
1687 01:12:31 A little to the left, a little to the right,
1688 01:12:33 somebody could have gotten hurt.
1689 01:12:35 I really wanted to build a computer for colleges.
1690 01:12:39 The technology just didn't catch up as fast as I needed it to.
1691 01:12:42 You know we're out of money.
1692 01:12:43 Ladies and gentlemen,
1693 01:12:43 the program will be starting momentarily.
1694 01:12:46 But then Apple stopped innovating,
1695 01:12:48 and I saw something better.
1696 01:12:49 Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy a $13,000
1697 01:12:53 dictionary with good speakers.
1698 01:12:54 You know I know that.
1699 01:12:58 But Apple will.
1700 01:13:00 'Cause Avie Tevanian is
1701 01:13:01 gonna build them exactly the OS they need.
1702 01:13:04 They're gonna have to buy me too.
1703 01:13:07 For half a billion dollars in stock
1704 01:13:09 and end-to-end control on every product.
1705 01:13:43 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
1706 01:13:51 More than a year
1707 01:13:51 after it was first unveiled to industry insiders,
1708 01:13:54 the NeXT Computer is finally available in stores.
1709 01:13:56 And it appears to be two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.
1710 01:14:00 Students and educators
1711 01:14:02 are finding it difficult to justify the machine's high cost.
1712 01:14:05 So much for the black cube.
1713 01:14:07 NeXT just sold its factory to Canon
1714 01:14:09 and laid off half its employees.
1715 01:14:12 In the world of computers, it's kill or be killed.
1716 01:14:15 Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.
1717 01:14:17 It is laying off about 2,500 people.
1718 01:14:19 Apple is continuing to lose market share,
1719 01:14:22 with no new innovations in the pipeline except the Newton,
1720 01:14:25 a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
1721 01:14:27 If you really want to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.
1722 01:14:31 But then again, maybe you don't.
1723 01:14:32 It turns handwriting into computer text.
1724 01:14:35 Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton.
1725 01:14:38 "Beat up Martin."
1726 01:14:43 In 1980, Apple had 30% of the market.
1727 01:14:45 Today, Apple has only 3.2 percent.
1728 01:14:48 That's it.
1729 01:14:49 John Sculley has been fired from Apple.
1730 01:14:54 What about this Internet thing?
1731 01:14:55 Do you know anything about that?
1732 01:14:56 It is the big new thing.
1733 01:14:59 Rumors are flying around Apple Computer once again
1734 01:15:01 over who will take over the helm.
1735 01:15:03 In the news at this hour, a remarkable high-tech reunion.
1736 01:15:06 Well, it's happening.
1737 01:15:07 In a billion-dollar shakeup,
1738 01:15:08 Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's operating system,
1739 01:15:11 which may mean...
1740 01:15:12 Is the prodigal son returning?
1741 01:15:14 Bet on it.
1742 01:15:14 Guess what. Mac is back.
1743 01:15:16 Apple cofounder Steven Jobs...
1744 01:15:17 - Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
1745 01:15:18 - Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
1746 01:15:20 Steve Jobs is returning to Apple.
1747 01:15:24 If you want to beam your
1748 01:15:25 digital photographs from your digital camera,
1749 01:15:27 it's built into every product.
1750 01:15:29 We're going to the new generation of I/O.
1751 01:15:31 Twelve megabyte USB. Two ports.
1752 01:15:34 We're leaving the old Apple I/O behind.
1753 01:15:36 Stereo surround sound built into every product,
1754 01:15:39 a great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1755 01:15:44 This time, we used actual mice.
1756 01:15:47 We're opening the house in 10 minutes. Steven?
1757 01:15:50 Do you want to stop horsing around?
1758 01:15:52 Bless my eyes.
1759 01:15:54 That's Steve Wozniak sitting out there.
1760 01:15:59 Give yourselves a treat and
1761 01:16:00 ask Woz if he happens to have the correct time.
1762 01:16:04 I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.
1763 01:16:07 "A great keyboard"...
1764 01:16:08 A great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1765 01:16:11 This is what those things look like today.
1766 01:16:14 Now, I'd like to show you what they're gonna look like tomorrow.
1767 01:16:20 This is the iMac.
1768 01:16:52 That was cool.
1769 01:16:53 Why did I like that better than I usually do?
1770 01:16:55 - I don't know. - Something was different.
1771 01:16:57 Hey, stupid.
1772 01:16:59 I think she's talking to one of you guys.
1773 01:17:01 - Did you notice a difference? - That's what I'm...
1774 01:17:04 The exit signs were off.
1775 01:17:06 - Full blackout. - You did it.
1776 01:17:09 We wired all the exit lights to our board.
1777 01:17:11 They go out with the cue for seven seconds then come back on again.
1778 01:17:13 In theory.
1779 01:17:14 We think that's legal?
1780 01:17:15 No, we're very certain it's not.
1781 01:17:18 - You want to see some quotes? - Let's hold off on those.
1782 01:17:20 No, he'll like 'em.
1783 01:17:23 - I'll show 'em to you later. - I'll take 'em now.
1784 01:17:26 - I'm sorry. - Pick it up from there, please.
1785 01:17:29 We only have a couple of minutes, so let's just do the 360.
1786 01:17:31 We're gonna bring out a wireless camera we stole from Panasonic.
1787 01:17:36 I'll show you what this looks like.
1788 01:17:38 The whole thing is translucent. You can see into it.
1789 01:17:42 How's that for a compromise, Woz?
1790 01:17:44 You still can't get into it,
1791 01:17:45 - but you can see into it. - Fair enough.
1792 01:17:47 We put stereo speakers in front, infrared right up here,
1793 01:17:51 CD-ROM drive in the middle.
1794 01:17:53 - Nice. - Dual stereo headphone jacks.
1795 01:17:55 All the connectors are inside one beautiful little door here.
1796 01:18:00 Ethernet. USB.
1797 01:18:02 Even though this is a full-blooded Macintosh,
1798 01:18:04 we're targeting it for the number one use
1799 01:18:06 the consumers tell us they want a computer for, which is...
1800 01:18:09 Let's hold it, please. Hold it.
1801 01:18:12 The answer was "The Internet."
1802 01:18:14 - Joanna? - Yeah.
1803 01:18:18 Stand in front of me.
1804 01:18:18 I want to look at these quotes,
1805 01:18:19 but I don't want Joel to know.
1806 01:18:21 They're all great.
1807 01:18:25 "It is not only the coolest-looking computer introduced in years
1808 01:18:28 but a chest-thumping statement
1809 01:18:29 that Silicon Valley's original dream company
1810 01:18:32 is no longer somnambulant."
1811 01:18:36 It's a word. It means "sleepwalking."
1812 01:18:38 Steve? I'm sorry.
1813 01:18:39 We have to clear the house if we're gonna start on time.
1814 01:18:41 - We're gonna start on time. - We're absolutely starting on time.
1815 01:18:43 Here. Take this.
1816 01:18:45 Everybody, that's it.
1817 01:18:46 They've got to mop the stage, reset and open the house.
1818 01:18:49 I love you guys.
1819 01:18:58 Andy, come on back a minute.
1820 01:19:00 - Which one? - Hertzfeld.
1821 01:19:09 Forbes calls it an "Industry-altering success."
1822 01:19:13 Look here.
1823 01:19:18 Why haven't we ever slept together?
1824 01:19:20 We're not in love. Look.
1825 01:19:24 - Sculley. - Look what he said.
1826 01:19:26 "He has implemented the same simple
1827 01:19:28 strategy that made Apple so successful 15 years ago...
1828 01:19:32 make hit products and promote them with terrific marketing."
1829 01:19:36 - It was nice of him. - It was.
1830 01:19:39 I meant it.
1831 01:19:40 Sightings of J.D. Salinger
1832 01:19:42 are more common than John Sculley.
1833 01:19:44 I wasn't being sarcastic. It was nice of him.
1834 01:19:48 - Do you talk to him? - No.
1835 01:19:51 You haven't talked to him since '88?
1836 01:19:53 I'd have told you if I did.
1837 01:19:55 Doesn't matter.
1838 01:19:56 I don't want people thinking they can cross me
1839 01:19:58 and then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.
1840 01:20:02 I was kidding.
1841 01:20:05 What's wrong with you this morning?
1842 01:20:08 Let's get off the stage.
1843 01:20:12 "The only thing Apple's providing now is leadership in colors."
1844 01:20:15 Don't worry about it.
1845 01:20:17 What does Bill Gates have against me?
1846 01:20:19 I don't know.
1847 01:20:19 You're both out of your minds. Listen to me.
1848 01:20:22 He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.
1849 01:20:24 But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.
1850 01:20:27 Make everything all right with Lisa.
1851 01:20:29 You know, Joanna? Boundaries.
1852 01:20:32 You've come to my apartment at 1:00 AM and cleaned it.
1853 01:20:35 So tell me where the boundary is.
1854 01:20:36 There. Let's say it's there.
1855 01:20:39 If I give you some real projections,
1856 01:20:41 will you promise not to repeat them from the stage?
1857 01:20:45 What do you mean, "Real projections"?
1858 01:20:48 - What have you been giving me? - Conservative projections.
1859 01:20:52 Marketing's been lying to me?
1860 01:20:54 We've been managing expectations so that you don't not.
1861 01:20:58 What are the real projections?
1862 01:21:01 We're gonna sell a million units in the first 90 days.
1863 01:21:04 20,000 a month after that.
1864 01:21:06 - Holy shit. - Yeah.
1865 01:21:07 You see? You wait long enough and...
1866 01:21:09 What's more, 32% of the sales
1867 01:21:11 are going to go to people buying a computer for the first time.
1868 01:21:15 And 12% are going to people
1869 01:21:17 using some kind of Windows machine.
1870 01:21:20 That's what Bill Gates has against you.
1871 01:21:24 And it'll be the fastest-selling computer in history.
1872 01:21:29 You brought the company back from life support
1873 01:21:31 after going through the misery of laying off 3,000 people
1874 01:21:34 and cutting 70% of the product line.
1875 01:21:36 So, Steven, it's over.
1876 01:21:41 You're gonna win.
1877 01:21:44 It would be criminal
1878 01:21:45 - not to enjoy this moment. - I'm enjoying it.
1879 01:21:48 Make things all right with Lisa.
1880 01:21:50 - You know... - Come on.
1881 01:21:52 I don't like having less privacy than other people have.
1882 01:21:56 Does being a multi-billionaire
1883 01:21:58 - take some of the sting off that? - No.
1884 01:22:00 - All Lisa did... - All Lisa did was give her blessing.
1885 01:22:03 Chrisann sold the house and...
1886 01:22:04 And Lisa could have done what?
1887 01:22:06 How was she supposed to
1888 01:22:07 stop her mother from selling her own house?
1889 01:22:09 That I bought for the two of them.
1890 01:22:10 How was she supposed to stop her?
1891 01:22:12 Voicing an objection would
1892 01:22:13 have been a step in the right direction.
1893 01:22:15 You don't think you're having a bizarre overreaction
1894 01:22:18 to a 19-year-old girl allowing her mother to list her own house?
1895 01:22:22 She could've tried.
1896 01:22:23 Was she supposed to stop her mother, that particular mother...
1897 01:22:26 She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell the house
1898 01:22:28 and she did it to spite me.
1899 01:22:29 I don't care if she put a pipe bomb in the water heater.
1900 01:22:33 You're going to fix it, now.
1901 01:22:36 She's been acting weird for months. She's turned on me.
1902 01:22:40 - Fix it. - What the...
1903 01:22:42 Fix it, Steve.
1904 01:22:43 - Take it easy. - Fix it or I quit.
1905 01:22:45 How about that? I quit, and you never see me again.
1906 01:22:47 How about that?
1907 01:22:50 Tell me what's wrong with you this morning.
1908 01:22:53 What's been wrong with me for 19 years.
1909 01:22:58 I've been a witness, and I tell you, I've been complicit.
1910 01:23:04 I love you, Steve. You know how much.
1911 01:23:08 I love that you don't care how much money a person makes.
1912 01:23:10 You care what they make.
1913 01:23:13 But what you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you.
1914 01:23:16 When you're a father,
1915 01:23:19 that's what's supposed to be the best part of you.
1916 01:23:22 And it's caused me two decades of agony,
1917 01:23:24 Steve, that it is for you
1918 01:23:28 the worst.
1919 01:23:33 It's a little thing. It's a very small thing.
1920 01:23:39 Fix it.
1921 01:23:40 Fix it now,
1922 01:23:41 Or you can contact me at my new job...
1923 01:23:46 working anywhere I want.
1924 01:23:50 I don't happen to think it is a little deal. She knew that...
1925 01:23:53 - No. - I bought the house for the two of...
1926 01:23:55 - No. - What do you mean, "No"?
1927 01:23:56 I mean no. The house has
1928 01:23:59 nothing to do with why you're angry at Lisa.
1929 01:24:01 I assure you, the house has
1930 01:24:03 everything to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.
1931 01:24:04 Have you ever heard the phrase "Reality distortion field"?
1932 01:24:10 Yes.
1933 01:24:10 As in "Steve's reality distortion field"?
1934 01:24:13 I've heard it. I've read it.
1935 01:24:14 It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.
1936 01:24:16 What you call a reality distortion field,
1937 01:24:18 and I'm pretty sure you're the one who coined the phrase,
1938 01:24:20 - is the reason we're here. - I know that.
1939 01:24:22 If I traded in my bank account for a dollar
1940 01:24:24 every time somebody told me
1941 01:24:25 something was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
1942 01:24:28 - I know that too. - What's the problem?
1943 01:24:29 - My problem? It sure isn't the house. - Jo, I...
1944 01:24:32 It's that you told her you weren't going to pay for Harvard.
1945 01:24:37 That child.
1946 01:24:39 That earnest, unironic kid.
1947 01:24:41 She told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1948 01:24:43 I should have hit you with something heavy a long time ago.
1949 01:24:46 Lisa told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1950 01:24:49 - Andy told me that. - Which one?
1951 01:24:53 Hertzfeld.
1952 01:24:55 How would Hertzfeld know?
1953 01:24:56 He wrote Harvard a check for 25,000 to cover the semester.
1954 01:25:01 Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?
1955 01:25:04 Isn't that why you just asked to see him?
1956 01:25:06 No, I asked to see him about something equally...
1957 01:25:08 Did you tell her you weren't going to pay for college?
1958 01:25:11 - Yes, because... - How could you do that?
1959 01:25:13 Because her mother, who is also her landlord...
1960 01:25:16 Hertzfeld? I was ranting.
1961 01:25:19 I was just, you know... I was talking. You think I would...
1962 01:25:22 I was pissed off because Lisa was trying to piss me off, Joanna.
1963 01:25:25 That was her intent. I don't know...
1964 01:25:27 You obviously scared the hell out of her.
1965 01:25:29 Hertzfeld wrote a check to Harvard, pay for...
1966 01:25:34 - Is she here yet? - I'm sure she is.
1967 01:25:36 Can you have someone bring her back?
1968 01:25:38 Yes.
1969 01:25:42 Thank you.
1970 01:25:46 You know,
1971 01:25:50 my grandmother always used to say to me...
1972 01:25:51 I don't give a shit, Yentl.
1973 01:25:55 - I'll have someone get Lisa. - Thank you.
1974 01:25:58 And if you see Hertzfeld...
1975 01:26:00 It's Andy.
1976 01:26:02 Speak of the devil's chief engineer.
1977 01:26:05 Go.
1978 01:26:06 Come on in.
1979 01:26:10 You look great today.
1980 01:26:12 - Thank you. - Doesn't she?
1981 01:26:13 She looks fantastic. Always does. Get out.
1982 01:26:19 - Well, I think I know why I'm here. - Do you?
1983 01:26:22 Steve...
1984 01:26:22 - Did you send the check yet? - Yes.
1985 01:26:25 So Harvard got a tuition
1986 01:26:26 check from Andy Hertzfeld to pay for Lisa?
1987 01:26:29 I don't think they look that carefully.
1988 01:26:30 I don't think they'd notice the check didn't come from you.
1989 01:26:33 Close one. This was almost embarrassing for me.
1990 01:26:37 I understand how...
1991 01:26:38 I'll wire you the money today.
1992 01:26:39 I-I understand how you feel. And I do apologize. I do.
1993 01:26:43 But let me tell you my thinking.
1994 01:26:45 I can't even think of an appropriate analogy
1995 01:26:47 to describe what you did.
1996 01:26:48 I knew you guys would fix things. You always do.
1997 01:26:51 But in the meantime, if the money wasn't there,
1998 01:26:53 she'd miss a semester of school.
1999 01:26:55 - Yeah. - And she'd have to tell her friends why.
2000 01:26:58 And she needed things. She needed socks.
2001 01:27:01 What?
2002 01:27:02 It's cold in Cambridge. She needed warm socks.
2003 01:27:05 - You gave her socks? - Well, I gave her money for socks.
2004 01:27:10 You don't get to deputize yourself as her interim.
2005 01:27:13 You don't get to override my decisions. Do you understand?
2006 01:27:16 You don't get to act like you're her father.
2007 01:27:18 Somebody had to.
2008 01:27:20 What the fuck did you just say to me?
2009 01:27:22 I've known her since she was six.
2010 01:27:26 I also consider...
2011 01:27:28 Chrisann's my friend, outside of what you and I...
2012 01:27:31 outside of our relationship.
2013 01:27:34 So you're like a family adviser.
2014 01:27:35 I'm a family friend.
2015 01:27:36 Then you probably know that Lisa's been seeing a therapist.
2016 01:27:39 - Yeah. - For many years.
2017 01:27:41 - Yeah. - Without my knowledge.
2018 01:27:45 That really wasn't my business.
2019 01:27:47 I'm fascinated by what you think is and isn't your business.
2020 01:27:50 Lisa's been going to a therapist and she likes it
2021 01:27:54 and would love for you and Chrisann to go with her.
2022 01:27:58 And the reason you know that is
2023 01:28:00 because you're the one that recommended the therapist.
2024 01:28:02 Well, I know a guy. He specialize in...
2025 01:28:03 No, I mean you're the one
2026 01:28:05 who recommended that she see a therapist.
2027 01:28:09 You know what? It was a while ago,
2028 01:28:12 and I don't remember how the whole...
2029 01:28:14 You told Chrisann that Lisa should see a therapist.
2030 01:28:16 Steve, you're stigmatizing. It's a perfectly norm...
2031 01:28:21 It's not...
2032 01:28:22 My thing was, how can it hurt?
2033 01:28:24 Let's find out.
2034 01:28:27 Chrisann is my friend.
2035 01:28:29 - What was the reason you gave? - You mean...
2036 01:28:32 What was the reason you gave Chrisann
2037 01:28:34 why Lisa should see a therapist?
2038 01:28:36 I don't remember. We were talking and I said...
2039 01:28:38 It's pretty much what I just said,
2040 01:28:40 that it certainly couldn't hurt.
2041 01:28:43 You didn't say that Lisa needed a strong male role model?
2042 01:28:54 I did.
2043 01:29:02 I think it's a miracle she's not
2044 01:29:04 robbing banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.
2045 01:29:10 There's no reason in the world why she should be nice.
2046 01:29:15 But she is.
2047 01:29:19 So I helped, because somebody had to.
2048 01:29:30 I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.
2049 01:29:45 You threatened me a long time ago.
2050 01:29:48 Sorry?
2051 01:29:51 A long time ago... You threatened me once.
2052 01:29:54 People are attracted to people with talent.
2053 01:29:56 People without it find that threatening.
2054 01:29:59 Maybe you should see a therapist.
2055 01:30:01 Certainly couldn't hurt.
2056 01:30:03 I meant you literally threatened me.
2057 01:30:06 At Flint, right before the Mac launch.
2058 01:30:08 I was recompiling. I was trying to debug the voice demo.
2059 01:30:11 You said if I couldn't find a solution,
2060 01:30:13 you'd call me out in front of the audience.
2061 01:30:15 - Did it say "Hello"? - It did.
2062 01:30:17 No need to thank me.
2063 01:30:21 Why do you want people to dislike you?
2064 01:30:25 I don't want people to dislike me.
2065 01:30:28 I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
2066 01:30:32 Since it doesn't matter, I always have.
2067 01:30:37 Really?
2068 01:30:40 I've always liked you a lot. That's too bad.
2069 01:30:46 - Knock 'em dead. - Thank you.
2070 01:31:11 What is remarkable, what's hard to fathom but true,
2071 01:31:16 is that for a given clock rate,
2072 01:31:17 a PowerPC chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.
2073 01:31:35 In other words,
2074 01:31:38 a 266 megahertz G3 chip
2075 01:31:41 is twice as fast as a
2076 01:31:43 266 megahertz Pentium II.
2077 01:31:49 Or... A 266 G3
2078 01:31:54 is equal to about 500 megahertz.
2079 01:31:58 Do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?
2080 01:32:01 Take a look at Byte magazine's Byte Marks,
2081 01:32:03 the gold standard for any...
2082 01:32:11 Come in.
2083 01:32:17 I sent someone into the lobby.
2084 01:32:20 - They found her, and she... - Where is she?
2085 01:32:21 She said she'd rather not come back.
2086 01:32:24 - Why? - That was it.
2087 01:32:27 - I'm going out there myself. - You can't. You can't.
2088 01:32:30 It'll be a scene out of Hard Day's Night.
2089 01:32:34 - Excuse me. - Hey, Joel.
2090 01:32:37 Andy said it was okay to come back.
2091 01:32:39 - Which one? - Andy Cunningham.
2092 01:32:42 I can't do this forever. I need one of them to change their name.
2093 01:32:45 You call Andy Cunningham "Andrea."
2094 01:32:47 It doesn't matter what I call them.
2095 01:32:48 I know who I'm talking about when I'm talking.
2096 01:32:50 I need everyone else to call them different names.
2097 01:32:53 Give me one second.
2098 01:32:59 Can you go get her for me, please?
2099 01:33:01 I just talked to Andy.
2100 01:33:03 Hertzfeld.
2101 01:33:04 I'm just trying to scrub this out of my brain with Drano.
2102 01:33:08 But I do want to talk to Lisa.
2103 01:33:10 Okay. Just...
2104 01:33:13 - Stay cool. - Okay.
2105 01:33:17 Thank you.
2106 01:33:27 Hey, Steve.
2107 01:33:41 How are you feeling?
2108 01:33:42 I'm feeling good, Joel. How about you?
2109 01:33:44 I don't think I could be in your business.
2110 01:33:46 It changes too quickly.
2111 01:33:47 Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours
2112 01:33:48 is about to start changing pretty quickly too.
2113 01:33:50 This is the third time in 14 years I'm writing about you.
2114 01:33:54 What do you think so far?
2115 01:33:57 Excuse me. Avie's looking for you. He has a new shark.
2116 01:34:00 - You wanna come backstage for a second? - Sure.
2117 01:34:06 - Who's this one? - Alan Turing.
2118 01:34:10 Single-handedly won World War II and,
2119 01:34:11 for an encore, invented the computer.
2120 01:34:13 - He won't be part of the campaign though. - Why not?
2121 01:34:15 'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.
2122 01:34:19 Can I see new shark?
2123 01:34:24 I like it better than the old shark.
2124 01:34:25 - Sharks. - Sharks.
2125 01:34:27 - How many sharks did you go through? - A couple.
2126 01:34:29 - This is the 39th. - We're on the record.
2127 01:34:33 - Thirty-nine sharks. - Okay.
2128 01:34:36 - You know what's special about this shark? - What?
2129 01:34:38 No, I'm really asking,
2130 01:34:39 because it looks exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.
2131 01:34:43 Let me see it with the cue,
2132 01:34:44 from the profile.
2133 01:34:45 This is cue 92-B.
2134 01:34:47 This is a profile here,
2135 01:34:48 and this is what it looks like from the back.
2136 01:34:51 And one more thing.
2137 01:34:52 It eats Pentium notebooks as a light snack.
2138 01:34:56 This is the shark.
2139 01:34:59 I really like it.
2140 01:35:01 Nobody gets it right the first time,
2141 01:35:02 but I should have been shown this shark 15, 20 fish ago.
2142 01:35:05 - You probably were. - Lock it in.
2143 01:35:08 - Ten minutes. - He killed himself by taking
2144 01:35:09 a bite of a poison apple... Alan Turing.
2145 01:35:13 Yeah.
2146 01:35:14 There should be statues of that man.
2147 01:35:17 His name should be on the lips of schoolchildren.
2148 01:35:19 The rainbow flag apple with a bite taken out...
2149 01:35:22 That's where it came from?
2150 01:35:23 No, we picked it off a list of friendly-sounding words.
2151 01:35:26 But wouldn't it be great if that had been the story behind it?
2152 01:35:29 Steve. Kinda liked the last shark.
2153 01:35:32 Fuck you.
2154 01:35:34 I wanted to ask you a favor.
2155 01:35:36 My friend, a long time ago,
2156 01:35:37 you asked me a favor before a product launch, and I said no.
2157 01:35:40 - You wanted me to acknowledge... - Hang on.
2158 01:35:42 If you're about to say you were wrong,
2159 01:35:44 I want to prepare this journalist.
2160 01:35:47 I was 100% right, and you were spectacularly wrong.
2161 01:35:51 But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
2162 01:35:55 - Steve... - It can't be acknowledging the Apple II team.
2163 01:35:57 Acknowledge the Apple II team.
2164 01:36:00 - How about in private? - No.
2165 01:36:01 - Is this a prank? - No.
2166 01:36:03 I'm trying to remember that a 300 megahertz G3 chip...
2167 01:36:06 Just the top guys.
2168 01:36:10 Steve.
2169 01:36:15 - Excuse me, okay? - Yep.
2170 01:36:16 One second.
2171 01:36:21 - She said she'd rather not. - What do you mean?
2172 01:36:25 She's sitting with her friends,
2173 01:36:27 and she said she'd rather not come back.
2174 01:36:29 Okay. Tell her... Take her aside.
2175 01:36:31 I don't want to embarrass her in front of her friends.
2176 01:36:33 But tell her I just scared the shit out of Andy,
2177 01:36:35 and this time, nobody's paying her fucking...
2178 01:36:39 All right. Don't say that.
2179 01:36:41 But do your thing where you sound old and wise
2180 01:36:44 because of the broad, tragic European canvas of your life.
2181 01:36:47 You know I wasn't born in a 19th-century shtetl, right?
2182 01:36:50 Please tell her it's important.
2183 01:36:52 - Everything all right? - Yeah.
2184 01:36:55 - There are people around here, man... - I know.
2185 01:36:56 - Including a member of the press. - I see him.
2186 01:37:01 Woz.
2187 01:37:01 Just the top guys, the ones who are getting laid off.
2188 01:37:07 Listen, okay?
2189 01:37:08 Last year, Apple lost one billion dollars.
2190 01:37:13 I don't even know how that's possible.
2191 01:37:15 You were less than 90 days from being insolvent.
2192 01:37:17 I had three different accountants try to explain it to me.
2193 01:37:20 The whole place has to be streamlined.
2194 01:37:23 - Start with two of the accountants. - I started with the...
2195 01:37:25 Joel, could you come offstage?
2196 01:37:27 - We're gonna go backstage. - Leave him right there.
2197 01:37:30 I started with the Apple II team
2198 01:37:31 because we don't make that anymore.
2199 01:37:33 Just acknowledge the top guys.
2200 01:37:35 Have a mimosa and relax.
2201 01:37:37 You will not blow me off right now, Steve.
2202 01:37:39 The top guys deserve...
2203 01:37:41 There are no top guys.
2204 01:37:42 All right? On the Apple II team, there are no top guys.
2205 01:37:45 They're "B" Players, and "B" Players discourage the "A" Players.
2206 01:37:48 I want "A" Players at Apple and not Dell.
2207 01:37:50 They're not "B" Players, and I'm a better judge of that.
2208 01:37:53 Less than 90 days from insolvency,
2209 01:37:55 in part because somebody thought
2210 01:37:57 the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.
2211 01:37:59 - Joel, could you come offstage, please? - Leave him.
2212 01:38:01 I'm talking about...
2213 01:38:01 You guys designed and shipped a little box of garbage
2214 01:38:04 - while I was gone. - I'm talking about the Apple II,
2215 01:38:06 which is not just a crucial part of this company's history,
2216 01:38:09 it is a crucial part of the history of personal computing.
2217 01:38:11 For a time.
2218 01:38:13 The least you can do, if you're going to downsize these people...
2219 01:38:16 They're gonna live in the biggest houses
2220 01:38:17 of anyone on the unemployment line.
2221 01:38:19 ...is to acknowledge them.
2222 01:38:20 Acknowledge them and the Apple II during this launch.
2223 01:38:23 This is a new animal.
2224 01:38:25 This whole place was built by the Apple II.
2225 01:38:27 You were built by the Apple II.
2226 01:38:28 As a matter of fact,
2227 01:38:29 I was destroyed by the Apple II and its open system
2228 01:38:31 so that hackers and hobbyists
2229 01:38:33 could build ham radios or something.
2230 01:38:37 And then it nearly destroyed Apple
2231 01:38:39 when you spent all your money on it
2232 01:38:41 and developed a grand total of no new products.
2233 01:38:44 - The Newton. - The little box of garbage.
2234 01:38:46 You guys came up with the Newton. You want people to know that?
2235 01:38:52 This is a product launch, not a luncheon.
2236 01:38:56 The last thing I want to do is connect the iMac to...
2237 01:38:58 To the only successful product that this company has ever made.
2238 01:39:01 I'm sorry to be blunt, but that happens to be the truth.
2239 01:39:04 The Lisa was a failure. The Macintosh was a failure.
2240 01:39:08 I don't like talking like this,
2241 01:39:10 but I am tired of being Ringo
2242 01:39:12 when I know I was John.
2243 01:39:15 Everybody loves Ringo.
2244 01:39:16 And I'm tired of being patronized by you.
2245 01:39:21 You think John became John by winning a raffle, Woz?
2246 01:39:24 You think he tricked somebody
2247 01:39:25 or hit George Harrison over the head?
2248 01:39:28 He was John because he was John.
2249 01:39:29 He was John 'cause he wrote "Ticket to Ride".
2250 01:39:32 And I wrote the Apple II.
2251 01:39:34 - Everybody? I want to clear the auditorium. - Nobody moves.
2252 01:39:40 You made a beautiful board,
2253 01:39:42 which, by the way, you were willing to give out for free,
2254 01:39:43 so don't tell me how you built Apple.
2255 01:39:46 If it weren't for me,
2256 01:39:47 you'd be the easiest "A" at Homestead High School.
2257 01:39:48 These people live and die by your praise,
2258 01:39:52 so here's your chance.
2259 01:39:53 Acknowledge that something good happened
2260 01:39:55 that you weren't in the room for.
2261 01:40:01 - No. - Steve.
2262 01:40:03 Do it. It's right. It's...
2263 01:40:10 It's right.
2264 01:40:11 Sorry, but no.
2265 01:40:13 Then let me put it another way.
2266 01:40:16 I don't think there's a man who's done more to advance
2267 01:40:19 the democratization that comes with
2268 01:40:21 personal computing than I have,
2269 01:40:23 but you've never had any respect for me.
2270 01:40:25 Now why is that?
2271 01:40:28 I'd at least consider the possibility
2272 01:40:29 that it's because you've never had any for me.
2273 01:40:33 What the hell is going on here?
2274 01:40:36 Nothing. Thank you for your time.
2275 01:40:42 It's done. She's coming back.
2276 01:40:45 You came a half-inch from putting this company out of business.
2277 01:40:49 Now who do I see about that?
2278 01:40:53 I'm letting you keep your job.
2279 01:40:55 You get a pass.
2280 01:41:00 You know, when people used to ask me
2281 01:41:01 what the difference was between me and Steve Jobs,
2282 01:41:03 I would say Steve was the big-picture guy
2283 01:41:07 and I liked a solid workbench.
2284 01:41:09 When people ask me what the difference is now,
2285 01:41:11 I say "Steve's an asshole".
2286 01:41:14 Your products are better than you are, brother.
2287 01:41:16 That's the idea, brother.
2288 01:41:19 And knowing that, that's the difference.
2289 01:41:23 It's not binary.
2290 01:41:26 You can be decent and gifted at the same time.
2291 01:41:51 He didn't mean it.
2292 01:41:53 Yeah, he did.
2293 01:41:58 He's a temperamental guy.
2294 01:42:01 No, he's not.
2295 01:42:07 It's like five minutes before every launch,
2296 01:42:10 everyone goes to a bar,
2297 01:42:11 gets drunk and tells me what they really think.
2298 01:42:15 She's coming to your dressing room.
2299 01:42:27 I told you to make things all right with Lisa.
2300 01:42:30 I didn't say you had to settle every blood feud you have.
2301 01:42:33 Last time blood feuds weren't settled,
2302 01:42:35 I lost the cover of Time.
2303 01:42:37 Though for the life of me,
2304 01:42:38 I still don't know what the hell Dan Kottke was mad at me about.
2305 01:42:41 - Kottke didn't lose you the cover of Time. - Of course he did.
2306 01:42:44 Would you like me to demonstrate your capacity to be wrong
2307 01:42:46 when you're certain you're right?
2308 01:42:48 Dan Kottke told Time magazine that I was denying...
2309 01:42:50 Do you remember the cover?
2310 01:42:52 - Of Time? - Yes.
2311 01:42:54 - Yes. - What was it?
2312 01:42:55 - What are you talking about? - What was on the cover?
2313 01:42:58 - A computer. - No.
2314 01:42:59 It was a sculpture of a computer.
2315 01:43:01 It was a sculpture.
2316 01:43:05 Time would have had to have commissioned it
2317 01:43:07 months in advance.
2318 01:43:08 You were never in the conversation for Man of the Year.
2319 01:43:11 Nobody lost you anything.
2320 01:43:12 ...picture of me and the Mac.
2321 01:43:14 So what else are you sure about?
2322 01:43:17 I don't know how I could've missed that.
2323 01:43:20 - Reality distortion. - No, seriously.
2324 01:43:22 Seriously.
2325 01:43:23 Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.
2326 01:43:26 Just say you were wrong.
2327 01:43:30 Come on in, honey.
2328 01:43:33 - It's not "honey". - John.
2329 01:43:35 Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
2330 01:43:37 I was taken in a side entrance.
2331 01:43:39 I'll go out the same way. No one will see me.
2332 01:43:40 - How are you, Joanna? - I'm good, John.
2333 01:43:43 I'm just surprised to see you.
2334 01:43:45 Everyone here really appreciates the quote you gave to Forbes.
2335 01:43:48 - You didn't have to do that. - My pleasure.
2336 01:43:51 If you want, I can slip you in the back
2337 01:43:53 once the house lights go out.
2338 01:43:54 - I'm just here to say "Good luck." - Okay.
2339 01:43:58 You just have a couple of minutes.
2340 01:44:00 - Would you try to find... - Yeah.
2341 01:44:07 You're a good man, John.
2342 01:44:21 So I brought you a present.
2343 01:44:25 A Newton.
2344 01:44:27 Don't take it out of the box, you'll be able to sell it,
2345 01:44:29 which is more than I can say.
2346 01:44:32 Everything all right there?
2347 01:44:34 Uh, no...
2348 01:44:36 Just something Joanna pointed out to me.
2349 01:44:39 I missed something so obvious about...
2350 01:44:43 Doesn't matter.
2351 01:44:46 Look, Wall Street's gonna sit back and wait to see how you do as CEO,
2352 01:44:49 so don't let any fluctuation bother you for the first 12 months.
2353 01:44:53 Day traders are gonna respond.
2354 01:44:56 I don't need to school you.
2355 01:44:59 This your way of telling me I shouldn't have killed the Newton?
2356 01:45:02 The most efficient animal on the planet is the condor.
2357 01:45:06 The most inefficient animals on the planet are humans.
2358 01:45:09 Well, you shouldn't have killed it for spite.
2359 01:45:11 That's bad business. Don't do that.
2360 01:45:15 But a human with a bicycle
2361 01:45:17 becomes the most efficient animal.
2362 01:45:20 And the right computer...
2363 01:45:22 a friendly, easy computer that
2364 01:45:24 isn't an eyesore but rather sits on your desk
2365 01:45:27 with the beauty of a Tensor lamp...
2366 01:45:30 The right computer will be a bicycle for the mind.
2367 01:45:35 Do you like it?
2368 01:45:37 I was giving back.
2369 01:45:40 And what if instead of it being in the right hands,
2370 01:45:44 it was in everyone's hands?
2371 01:45:46 Everyone in the world.
2372 01:45:49 We'd be talking about the most tectonic shift
2373 01:45:51 in the status quo since...
2374 01:45:53 Ever.
2375 01:45:54 I don't know why you've always been
2376 01:45:55 interested in my adoption history,
2377 01:45:57 but you said it's not like someone looked at me
2378 01:45:59 and gave me back.
2379 01:46:01 But that is what happened.
2380 01:46:02 And you're telling me you have the right computer.
2381 01:46:06 It's called Macintosh.
2382 01:46:08 A lawyer couple adopted me first,
2383 01:46:11 then gave me back after a month.
2384 01:46:14 They changed their mind.
2385 01:46:18 Then my parents adopted me.
2386 01:46:20 My biological mother had stipulated that whoever took me
2387 01:46:23 had to be college-educated, wealthy and Catholic.
2388 01:46:27 Paul and Clara Jobs were none of those things,
2389 01:46:29 so my biological mother wouldn't sign the adoption papers.
2390 01:46:33 What happened?
2391 01:46:34 There was a legal battle that went on for a while.
2392 01:46:38 My mother said she refused to love me for the first year.
2393 01:46:42 You know, in case they had to give me back.
2394 01:46:44 You can't refuse to love someone, Steve.
2395 01:46:46 Yeah, it turns out you can.
2396 01:46:50 What the hell can a one-month-old do that's
2397 01:46:51 so bad his parents give him back?
2398 01:46:53 Nothing. There's nothing a one-month-old can do...
2399 01:46:56 Have you ever thought about trying to find your biological father?
2400 01:47:00 I've met my biological father.
2401 01:47:01 For that matter, so have you.
2402 01:47:06 It's called Macintosh.
2403 01:47:07 - Mr. Steve Jobs. - Jandali.
2404 01:47:10 Say hello to John Sculley.
2405 01:47:12 Jandali owns the place,
2406 01:47:13 and John's the CEO of Pepsi,
2407 01:47:15 but I'm trying to get him to move to Cupertino,
2408 01:47:18 put a dent in the universe.
2409 01:47:19 You eat vegan as well?
2410 01:47:21 You're kidding me.
2411 01:47:22 No, I'll eat anything.
2412 01:47:24 Why don't you start off with
2413 01:47:25 the Mediterranean lettuce salad with purslane, mint...
2414 01:47:28 My sister found him.
2415 01:47:32 - Does he know? - No.
2416 01:47:33 In fact, he bragged to Mona that
2417 01:47:34 Steve Jobs comes in the restaurant all the time.
2418 01:47:37 - You don't want to... - No.
2419 01:47:40 Don't you think you should talk to him?
2420 01:47:44 He'd probably find a reason to sue me.
2421 01:47:47 Oh, Steve...
2422 01:47:49 John, if you're here about your legacy,
2423 01:47:52 you need to form a line behind Wozniak.
2424 01:47:55 Wozniak's gonna be fine.
2425 01:47:56 I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.
2426 01:47:59 Rich, college-educated and Catholic.
2427 01:48:04 Steve? It's time.
2428 01:48:11 I've gotta go.
2429 01:48:15 Did I do this? Screw it up?
2430 01:48:22 Let's let it go now.
2431 01:48:26 Has to be time.
2432 01:48:32 Come be our CEO.
2433 01:48:36 Yeah. Okay.
2434 01:48:47 It was the stylus, John.
2435 01:48:49 - What? - I killed the Newton because of the stylus.
2436 01:48:53 If you're holding a stylus, you can't use
2437 01:48:55 the other five that are attached to your wrist.
2438 01:49:01 Things we could have done together.
2439 01:49:08 God, the things we could've done.
2440 01:49:27 I'm paying your tuition.
2441 01:49:29 Are you crazy? Of course I'm paying your tuition.
2442 01:49:31 I must have misunderstood you when you said
2443 01:49:32 you weren't paying my tuition.
2444 01:49:35 You and your mom selling the house was a hostile thing to do.
2445 01:49:37 She needed the money.
2446 01:49:39 She always needs the money.
2447 01:49:41 She needs a doctor. She has a sinus infection.
2448 01:49:44 She's had the same sinus infection since 1988.
2449 01:49:49 I'm gonna take care of my mother.
2450 01:49:50 I'm sorry if that angers you.
2451 01:49:52 It does anger me, because you're a kid
2452 01:49:53 and it's not your job to take care of your mother.
2453 01:49:56 Is that how yours died?
2454 01:49:58 Guys, step away, please, and give them some room.
2455 01:50:02 When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,
2456 01:50:05 you can take care of her.
2457 01:50:06 But right now, she's 45,
2458 01:50:08 perfectly healthy and can't feed herself.
2459 01:50:12 You're supposed to work hard at school and
2460 01:50:13 be 19, and that's it.
2461 01:50:16 - I'll take care of your mother. - Keep up the good work.
2462 01:50:18 - What the hell do you want from me? - I was sent for.
2463 01:50:21 I bought her a house for $400,000.
2464 01:50:23 It's worth twice that much today.
2465 01:50:25 She sold it for two magic rocks and a bowl of soup.
2466 01:50:27 It was her house.
2467 01:50:29 She used that money to travel through Europe.
2468 01:50:31 Money which you make her beg for.
2469 01:50:32 - Steve... - Don't even start with that.
2470 01:50:35 Going to Andy and asking for the money?
2471 01:50:37 - That was so off-the-charts over the line... - I did not do that.
2472 01:50:39 Andy came to me.
2473 01:50:42 Everybody have an opinion on this?
2474 01:50:45 I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds, you're going to be late.
2475 01:50:48 She spends the money on antiques
2476 01:50:50 and then sells them for a fraction of what she paid,
2477 01:50:52 and she does it with money I gave to her for you.
2478 01:50:55 Steve...
2479 01:50:56 You came to me hysterical when you were 13,
2480 01:50:58 asking if you could live with me...
2481 01:50:59 - I was not hysterical. - because your mom
2482 01:51:00 was screaming at you every day.
2483 01:51:01 -Thirteen was the second time - Her not speaking to you
2484 01:51:02 - I asked you. - for weeks at a time.
2485 01:51:04 The stress of her life as a spiritual healer.
2486 01:51:05 I don't believe I said you're a bad guy.
2487 01:51:07 But if I did, I'm sorry.
2488 01:51:14 Something happened to you at school,
2489 01:51:15 some first semester core class
2490 01:51:18 that all freshmen are required to take...
2491 01:51:20 - I read Time. - What?
2492 01:51:24 I have Internet access at school.
2493 01:51:26 I read an old copy of Time,
2494 01:51:27 and I asked my mom some questions about my family history.
2495 01:51:31 That was...
2496 01:51:34 Time wrote a mangled piece of journal.
2497 01:51:35 You were never supposed to read that.
2498 01:51:36 I had two different Harvard statisticians
2499 01:51:38 try to reverse-engineer the equation that you came up with
2500 01:51:41 to prove that 28% of American men could be my father.
2501 01:51:45 Honey, I...
2502 01:51:46 You know, my mother might be a troubled woman,
2503 01:51:48 but what's your excuse?
2504 01:51:51 That's why I'm not impressed with your story, Dad.
2505 01:51:53 It's that you knew what I was going through,
2506 01:51:56 and you didn't do anything about it,
2507 01:51:58 and that makes you an unconscionable coward.
2508 01:52:03 And not for nothing, but "think" is a verb, all right,
2509 01:52:05 making "different" an adverb.
2510 01:52:06 You're asking people to think differently.
2511 01:52:08 And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
2512 01:52:10 and Braun and "simplicity is sophistication"
2513 01:52:13 and Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
2514 01:52:16 but that thing looks like Judy Jetson's Easy-Bake oven.
2515 01:52:41 You're gonna start late.
2516 01:52:44 - You know what Lisa stood for? - What?
2517 01:52:46 The computer. The Lisa.
2518 01:52:47 You know what it stood for?
2519 01:52:48 I'm sorry I said that about the iMac.
2520 01:52:50 It's not what I really think.
2521 01:52:51 Behind my back, at the office, you know what it stood for?
2522 01:52:55 Local Integrated System Architecture. I was five.
2523 01:52:59 - Why couldn't you just lie? - I did.
2524 01:53:02 Of course it was named after you.
2525 01:53:05 Local Integrated System Architecture doesn't even mean anything.
2526 01:53:09 Why'd you say it wasn't all those years?
2527 01:53:15 I honestly don't know.
2528 01:53:19 Why'd you say you weren't my father?
2529 01:53:25 I'm poorly made.
2530 01:53:34 - It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late. - I don't care.
2531 01:53:43 - You're writing for the Crimson. - What?
2532 01:53:45 The Apple chapter of the Harvard Alumni Association
2533 01:53:47 tells me you're writing for the Crimson.
2534 01:53:49 Yeah, a little bit. Essays.
2535 01:53:52 - I'd like to read one. - Sure.
2536 01:53:55 No, I mean now. I'd like to read one of your essays now.
2537 01:53:57 Come on. You've got to go on stage.
2538 01:54:02 The iMac will not be launched
2539 01:54:03 until you give me one of your essays,
2540 01:54:05 so the world is waiting for you.
2541 01:54:15 I'm really sorry, guys.
2542 01:54:18 Good luck.
2543 01:54:33 I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
2544 01:54:34 What?
2545 01:54:38 Hundred songs. A thousand songs. 500 songs.
2546 01:54:42 Somewhere between 500 and a thousand songs right in your pocket,
2547 01:54:46 'cause I can't stand looking at
2548 01:54:48 that inexplicable Walkman anymore.
2549 01:54:50 You're carrying around a brick playing cassette tape.
2550 01:54:53 We're not savages.
2551 01:54:54 So I'm gonna put a thousand songs in your pocket.
2552 01:54:57 You can do that?
2553 01:55:11 You want to watch from backstage?
2554 01:55:14 Okay.
2555 01:55:33 Go cue one.
2556 01:56:32 You remember that painting you did on the original Mac?
2557 01:56:37 I do.
2558 01:56:41 Ladies and gentlemen,
2559 01:56:44 Steve Jobs.
2560 01:57:27 Woz.
