我最好的朋友会驱魔 My Best Friend’s Exorcism(2022)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:31 - Hey, Gretchen.
2 00:00:32 - Abby, I want details.
3 00:00:33 I need to know what Brother Morgan was doing to you.
4 00:00:36 It was a dream, and it was one time, and I don't even remember.
5 00:00:39 Yes, you do. Where did he put his tongue?
6 00:00:42 In the most unholiest of places?
7 00:00:44 Ew. Stop. Go back to your quiz.
8 00:00:46 Fine. Hey, this one's written for us.
9 00:00:49 "Your best friend is leaving town, but you still have her favorite dress on loan.
10 00:00:53 "Do you A) not mention it and hope she won't notice,
11 00:00:56 or B) give it back to her?"
12 00:00:59 "A."
13 00:01:00 Duh.
14 00:01:01 -Hey! -Swear my zits breed overnight.
15 00:01:03 At least your mom lets you wear makeup.
16 00:01:05 I can't believe you're moving this summer.
17 00:01:07 It's gonna be fine, Abbs. We're always gonna be friends.
18 00:01:11 I'm never gonna say goodbye. You know that.
19 00:01:13 You've got Glee and Margaret.
20 00:01:15 Margaret's such a dick around Wallace.
21 00:01:18 Oh, she's okay.
22 00:01:20 Should we just get emancipated now
23 00:01:22 so you can marry Boy George and I can live in the guesthouse?
24 00:01:26 Get serious. You'd obviously live in the main house with me.
25 00:01:29 -Pick you up in ten? -Love you like a sister.
26 00:01:32 -LYLAS. -LYLAS.
27 00:01:54 With the power of God, I will become the greatest real estate agent.
28 00:01:58 I have a positive mindset. I know how to get the deal done.
29 00:02:03 I have everything I need
30 00:02:05 for a prosperous and fulfilling life right here inside of me.
31 00:02:13 I can do all things through him, the Almighty, who gives me strength.
32 00:02:17 Positive thinking will allow success.
33 00:02:22 The Lord is always with me.
34 00:02:23 That is the end of tape three, "Power Realtors."
35 00:02:43 Hey, Eddie
36 00:02:44 You guys are so queer.
37 00:02:46 Don't be jealous, Margaret, just 'cause you want my bod.
38 00:02:50 Ew. Gross, Gretchen.
39 00:02:51 There's nothing gross about the sapphic pleasures, Glee.
40 00:02:54 Just ask Sister Kathleen.
41 00:02:59 Good morning, Sister Kathleen. Good morning.
42 00:03:23 "Your bestie starts spending all her time with a guy you don't like.
43 00:03:27 "Do you A) tell her how you feel but decide to trust her judgment,
44 00:03:31 or B) sabotage the relationship?"
45 00:03:34 -Hey, fuck bae. -Hey, Wally.
46 00:03:41 "B."
47 00:03:42 This quiz is supposed to be about friendship.
48 00:03:45 Why are all the questions about guys?
49 00:03:47 Because, as women, we only exist in relation to men.
50 00:03:51 Hello.
51 00:03:52 That's such bullshit.
52 00:03:53 We have got to defy and deny that.
53 00:03:57 It's gonna be hot this weekend. Should we do something?
54 00:04:04 Who is feeling good about Jesus? I know you are!
55 00:04:08 With Jesus at your side and a full set of dumbbells, anything is possible!
56 00:04:13 Hey, Dad, can I go to Margaret's lake house this weekend?
57 00:04:16 -What's that gonna cost?
58 00:04:18 -Just gas. I'll use my yogurt money.
59 00:04:20 Will Gretchen Lang be there? Yeah. So?
60 00:04:23 Just think you could stand to think for yourself
61 00:04:25 a little more where Gretchen's concerned.
62 00:04:27 ...this Saturday at 4:30 p.m.
63 00:04:30 - Where you going? - Gretchen's.
64 00:04:33 Her mom's hamburgers don't need any help.
65 00:04:42 This is like the 12th time we've rented this tape.
66 00:04:45 The guy at Movie Mania asked if I was a satanist.
67 00:04:48 Be kind, please rewind, or I'll drink your blood.
68 00:04:54 I'm ranking...
69 00:04:57 Wallace Stoney as the horniest.
70 00:04:59 Did you see, he has, like, beard hairs now?
71 00:05:02 Yeah, all five of 'em.
72 00:05:07 Do I... think for myself?
73 00:05:10 You don't always say what you're thinking, but I know.
74 00:05:14 Like right now you're thinking that you want to pork Brother Morgan.
75 00:05:18 Oh, my God.
76 00:05:19 Oh, Meggie, you make me want to renounce my celibacy.
77 00:05:24 But, Ralph, you love God.
78 00:05:26 Not more than I love you.
79 00:05:33 We're not gonna be late. I just want the girls to know we're heading out.
80 00:05:35 Yes!
81 00:05:39 We are off to vespers.
82 00:05:41 Abby,
83 00:05:43 would you be a dear and wash your feet before you put them up on the furniture?
84 00:05:49 Thanks.
85 00:05:53 -Be good. -And no soda before bed.
86 00:05:55 Bang. Bang.
87 00:05:59 Woo-hoo! Thank God it's the weekend.
88 00:06:10 Ugh. Why can't my parents join a Kool-Aid cult and die already?
89 00:06:14 At least you're pretty.
90 00:06:15 Patty Hearst is pretty, and look what happened to her.
91 00:06:18 What's over there?
92 00:06:19 This weird little building where that girl, Molly Ravenel,
93 00:06:23 was sacrificed in a satanic ritual.
94 00:06:26 That's an urban legend.
95 00:06:28 Place is totally rancid,
96 00:06:30 but it's, like, a historical landmark or something. They can't tear it down.
97 00:06:36 It's getting late. We should head inside.
98 00:06:39 Yeah, let's.
99 00:06:59 I'd do the pizza guy.
100 00:07:00 All that hair? Gross.
101 00:07:02 Abby, Twizzler time.
102 00:07:05 - Can I have one?
103 00:07:10 -Cold. Colder.
104 00:07:11 -I'll make you pee.
105 00:07:15 Ugh. Hey, do your parents get cable here? -I'm bored.
106 00:07:18 -Only boring people get bored.
107 00:07:20 You guys want to talk to some ghosts?
108 00:07:26 Ouija boards freak me out.
109 00:07:27 Come on, it'll be fun.
110 00:07:29 Surely, you can't be serious.
111 00:07:31 I am serious.
112 00:07:32 "And don't call me Shirley."
113 00:07:36 Ooh, we could ask it if Brother Morgan will ever do it with Abby.
114 00:07:41 Come on, guys.
115 00:07:42 Don't you want to know what really happened to Molly Ravenel?
116 00:07:45 No.
117 00:07:48 Well, I do.
118 00:07:49 Put your hands on it, and don't move it.
119 00:07:58 Fine.
120 00:07:59 Okay, we're gonna start with a yes-or-no question.
121 00:08:02 Is anyone here?
122 00:08:10 -You're moving it.
123 00:08:11 No, I'm not.
124 00:08:14 The board says yes. Oh, my God.
125 00:08:19 Tell us your name.
126 00:08:24 "No."
127 00:08:27 So who's here?
128 00:08:33 What do you want?
129 00:08:39 "M."
130 00:08:45 "I."
131 00:08:50 "N."
132 00:08:51 "Min," "Mini"?
133 00:08:54 "min."
134 00:08:55 It's the ghost of Minnie Mouse.
135 00:09:00 What was that?
136 00:09:02 How should I know?
137 00:09:03 Well, go look.
138 00:09:05 -Why me? -It's your house.
139 00:09:07 I have a boyfriend.
140 00:09:09 I have people who would miss me.
141 00:09:10 Wallace Stoney hardly qualifies as a reason to live.
142 00:09:14 Yeah, more like a reason to vaccinate.
143 00:09:17 Well, look who suddenly decided to grow a pair.
144 00:09:19 I have a... pair.
145 00:09:21 Great. Then you won't mind checking the closet.
146 00:09:26 Fine.
147 00:10:10 Boo.
148 00:10:11 Oh, my God. You should've seen your faces.
149 00:10:14 Abby was soiling her Sergio Valentes.
150 00:10:16 Ew, gross. Really?
151 00:10:18 -No, not really. -Really?
152 00:10:20 - Did I scare you? Did I scare you? - Get out.
153 00:10:28 Harvey Wallbangers, or as I call them, Harvey Will-Bang-Hers.
154 00:10:32 What are you even doing here, Wallace?
155 00:10:34 This was supposed to be a girls' bonding weekend.
156 00:10:37 Go ahead and bond. - I'll watch.
157 00:10:41 -What? Hey. -Gross.
158 00:10:42 It's not just me.
159 00:10:45 I brought a cute friend.
160 00:10:46 Who?
161 00:10:50 Mr. Owl.
162 00:10:58 No way.
163 00:11:00 Is that...
164 00:11:01 Uh, who wants to get high off their ass?
165 00:11:04 Righteous.
166 00:11:06 I don't know, you guys. That stuff can melt your brain.
167 00:11:09 I don't want to end up like Syd Barrett from Pink Floyd.
168 00:11:12 Yeah, isn't that the guy who thought he was an orange and peeled himself?
169 00:11:15 Just say no, ladies.
170 00:11:19 No. No.
171 00:11:23 No.
172 00:11:26 Yes. No.
173 00:11:27 Yes. No.
174 00:11:34 Glorious Grape?
175 00:11:35 It's the best flavor.
176 00:11:42 Panties off. Time to skinny-dip. Last one in's a spaz.
177 00:11:55 Hey. We do it together.
178 00:12:00 Anyone Syd-Barretts, we promise to visit them at Southern Pines.
179 00:12:05 If I start wigging out,
180 00:12:09 you promise not to ditch me?
181 00:12:12 LYLAS?
182 00:12:15 LYLAS.
183 00:12:25 If you see a python under the water, it's just me, ladies.
184 00:12:27 You're an idiot. Are we gonna start tripping soon?
185 00:12:30 Oh, wait. I'm seeing tracers. No, you're not.
186 00:12:34 Are you?
187 00:12:51 It's been over an hour, Wallace. You boned us.
188 00:12:55 Well, it just takes a while to kick in.
189 00:12:59 What's up, Abby-Normal?
190 00:13:02 You scared to get nurky?
191 00:13:03 I just don't want to mess up my hair.
192 00:13:05 Would you stop worrying about your makeup?
193 00:13:07 No one cares that you have a face full of zits.
194 00:13:09 -Margaret! -What?
195 00:13:15 Abby, I'm sorry.
196 00:13:17 Why would you be so mean?
197 00:13:19 Abby, wait up.
198 00:13:24 I can't stand Margaret sometimes.
199 00:13:26 And Glee is like a little puppy dog. She's so into her.
200 00:13:31 Margaret never thinks before she speaks.
201 00:13:33 Zits go away eventually.
202 00:13:36 She's right. My face looks like a grease pizza.
203 00:13:40 I'm hideous.
204 00:13:42 Take that back.
205 00:13:46 Why? It's true.
206 00:13:48 Abby, you're beautiful.
207 00:13:51 No, I'm serious.
208 00:13:53 You've got these incredible eyes.
209 00:13:58 Oh, and you have the best smile.
210 00:14:01 And one day, your skin's gonna clear up.
211 00:14:05 And then everyone will see what I already know.
212 00:14:09 That Abby Rivers is a stone fox.
213 00:14:17 Come on. I want to see something.
214 00:14:24 Hey, Mr. Owl. Abby, look.
215 00:14:30 I knew it was back here.
216 00:14:36 Okay. We've seen it.
217 00:14:39 Let's go in.
218 00:14:41 Seriously? We love scary things.
219 00:14:45 Come on, Abbs. I'm gone soon.
220 00:14:47 One more adventure?
221 00:14:50 I-de-guy lo-de-guv you-de-goo?
222 00:14:53 I-de-guy lo-de-guv you-de-goo, too-de-goo.
223 00:14:59 Margaret and Glee will never believe this.
224 00:15:04 Uh, you sure about this?
225 00:15:10 It's like it's bigger on the inside.
226 00:15:17 We should go back.
227 00:15:23 It's so dark.
228 00:15:30 Oh, trippy. Watch this.
229 00:15:34 How are you doing that?
230 00:15:40 What was that?
231 00:15:44 I thought acid was just supposed to make you see stuff.
232 00:15:48 Does it make you hear stuff, too?
233 00:15:52 We both heard it.
234 00:15:55 Right.
235 00:16:06 It's probably just Margaret trying to freak us out again.
236 00:16:12 Come on. Let's hide and scare her.
237 00:16:28 Geez. It's freezing.
238 00:16:34 Smells like something died in here.
239 00:16:37 What's that over there?
240 00:16:39 I don't know.
241 00:16:49 You saw that, right?
242 00:16:56 Who's there?
243 00:16:58 Run!
244 00:17:02 Oh, my knee.
245 00:17:06 Abby!
246 00:17:09 Where'd you go? Please come back.
247 00:17:14 Gretchen, this way!
248 00:17:17 Abby, how do I get out of here?
249 00:17:20 Keep going, Abby. I'm right behind you.
250 00:17:24 I'm right behind you.
251 00:17:29 I'm right here, Abby.
252 00:17:31 -Gretchen! -I'm right here, Abby.
253 00:17:32 I'm right behind you.
254 00:17:34 Gretchen, come on!
255 00:17:36 -Let's go! -Abby, I don't see you.
256 00:17:40 Gretchen!
257 00:17:41 Hurry! This way!
258 00:17:44 Where are you? I can't see you.
259 00:17:48 I'm right here, Abby.
260 00:17:49 The door's down here.
261 00:17:51 Gretchen!
262 00:17:55 Abby? Mine.
263 00:18:11 Abby? Gretchen?
264 00:18:15 Over here!
265 00:18:16 Abby, is that you?
266 00:18:22 There was something in the weird house,
267 00:18:24 and it was chasing us, and I ran.
268 00:18:27 Where's Gretchen?
269 00:18:30 I thought... I thought she was right behind me.
270 00:18:33 No, I-I don't know. She's gone. She's not there.
271 00:18:38 Um, where's Wallace?
272 00:18:39 He went home.
273 00:18:41 Well, we have to go back for her.
274 00:18:46 Gretchen!
275 00:18:48 Gretch!
276 00:18:49 -Gretchen! -Gretch!
277 00:18:50 Gretchen!
278 00:18:55 This way.
279 00:19:00 I really don't want to go into that place.
280 00:19:02 It's messed up and supposed to be haunted.
281 00:19:04 Are you sure she didn't run away, too?
282 00:19:06 No. She's in there.
283 00:19:10 -Come on.
284 00:19:14 -Gretchen. -Gretchen!
285 00:19:16 -Gretch! -Gretchen! -Gretchen!
286 00:19:21 Ugh. What's that smell?
287 00:19:26 Gretchen!
288 00:19:29 We saw something in here.
289 00:19:31 You guys were just having a bad trip.
290 00:19:34 What's that? A scarecrow?
291 00:19:37 I-I thought it moved.
292 00:19:46 Fucking raccoon.
293 00:19:50 - Gretchen! - Gretchen!
294 00:19:51 - Gretchen! - Where is she?
295 00:19:58 Jesus. You scared me.
296 00:20:03 Where-where were you?
297 00:20:07 Where were you?
298 00:20:10 I thought you were right behind me.
299 00:20:26 Are you okay?
300 00:20:28 She's tripping balls.
301 00:20:37 It's gonna be okay.
302 00:20:44 Can we go home now?
303 00:20:47 Let's give a warm Aberdale welcome to
304 00:20:50 "The Lemon Brothers Have Faith & Fitness Show."
305 00:20:54 Yeah!
306 00:20:55 Aren't these the lame guys who play the mall?
307 00:20:59 It's amazing to be here!
308 00:21:02 Hi. Howdy.
309 00:21:05 Hey, thanks for having us.
310 00:21:08 I'm Micah Lemon, and these are my brothers.
311 00:21:11 Jonah!
312 00:21:14 And Christian!
313 00:21:17 And we're here to lift you up to the Lord!
314 00:21:25 Lunch in the quad later?
315 00:21:27 But I'm not eating anything. I've gained two pounds since Friday.
316 00:21:30 I thought drugs were supposed to make you lose weight.
317 00:21:32 Yeah, well, those drugs didn't make us do anything.
318 00:21:35 Well, most of us.
319 00:21:38 When you feel the weight of the world pressing down on you,
320 00:21:41 you'll hear a voice inside your head.
321 00:21:45 Hello?
322 00:21:47 Who's there?
323 00:21:48 No, it doesn't mean you're ready for the funny farm,
324 00:21:50 because that voice is God,
325 00:21:52 and he's saying, "Dude, I got this."
326 00:22:05 Yeah!
327 00:22:08 -Yeah! -Yeah!
328 00:22:10 -Yeah! Ha! -Yeah!
329 00:22:12 Earth to Gretchen.
330 00:22:14 What's up?
331 00:22:18 - Nothing.
332 00:22:18 - When I'm sweating blood and I don't think I'm gonna make the clean and jerk,
333 00:22:23 -suddenly I'll feel lighter. -Come on.
334 00:22:25 That's when I say, "Thank you, God. Thank you for taking my load!"
335 00:22:33 Gretch.
336 00:22:37 What?
337 00:22:39 Are you okay?
338 00:22:42 Well, don't they?
339 00:22:44 But that's when we need to trust in God the most.
340 00:22:54 With the power of the cross, anything is possible.
341 00:23:08 And remember,
342 00:23:10 sometimes God lets you hit rock bottom... I'll take a keychain!
343 00:23:13 ...but that's just to show you that he is the rock at the bottom.
344 00:23:25 Hey. We got shirts. Come on, let's go.
345 00:23:32 Now, who thinks they're strong?
346 00:23:34 Yeah, you are, Micah. Show 'em!
347 00:23:35 The Lord is power!
348 00:23:40 - Yeah! - Yeah!
349 00:23:44 You don't look so great, Gretchen. You may want to eat something.
350 00:23:53 Maybe you should take my P, B and J, Gretch.
351 00:23:55 I'm not hungry.
352 00:23:57 - Glee-Glee?
353 00:23:58 - Hello. You know I'm allergic to peanuts.
354 00:24:00 You're allergic to penis?
355 00:24:02 You know, that explains a lot.
356 00:24:04 Peanuts, you dipstick.
357 00:24:07 You know what? I've got an EpiPen, and I'm not afraid to use it.
358 00:24:14 Good thing my girl's not.
359 00:24:19 Would you guys stop sucking face? It's nauseating.
360 00:24:23 We're nauseating?
361 00:24:25 Have you looked in a mirror today?
362 00:24:27 -Wally, I-I told you... -I don't care if she had a bad trip.
363 00:24:30 She's being a snatch, and she smells like dried spit.
364 00:24:33 You're not fooling anyone with your PDA, Stoney.
365 00:24:35 We all know you're packing a micro peanut.
366 00:24:41 What's your malfunction?
367 00:24:42 He's a poseur.
368 00:24:44 He only tells you he loves you so you'll do him,
369 00:24:46 and he hits on your friends behind your back.
370 00:24:49 Well, at least I'm not an ice queen virgin bitch!
371 00:24:51 - Hey, guys, stop it. - Oh, you...
372 00:24:53 Oh, my God!
373 00:24:56 Oh, my God, Gretchen!
374 00:25:01 This is Lacoste!
375 00:25:05 Is it true what Nancy Reagan says about drugs--
376 00:25:09 that one time can, like, totally ruin your life?
377 00:25:12 Why? Are you considering a coke habit?
378 00:25:15 This girl at school today, like, threw up,
379 00:25:19 and it got everywhere, and it was really gross.
380 00:25:22 And her friend told me that she had a bad acid trip over the weekend
381 00:25:27 and that she's been acting weird ever since.
382 00:25:29 Stay out of it. You're on scholarship.
383 00:25:32 Keep your nose clean and mind your own business.
384 00:26:55 It's cheap, tastes sweet,
385 00:26:58 but do not be fooled.
386 00:27:00 Each one of these contains a dangerously high amount of alcohol by volume.
387 00:27:05 Glorious Grape, Melon Escape,
388 00:27:09 Cherry Explosion, to name just three.
389 00:27:12 but do not be fooled.
390 00:27:13 - Are you guys having flashbacks at all?
391 00:27:16 - Yeah. I saw your face on a dog's butt.
392 00:27:18 It only takes one mistake to ruin what cannot be repaired.
393 00:27:24 Be that your reputation, your family's good name or...
394 00:27:28 your most valuable gift.
395 00:27:33 The police call this rape juice.
396 00:27:37 Brother Morgan.
397 00:27:39 Hi.
398 00:27:41 We're going to need some volunteers for...
399 00:27:47 Glorious Grape.
400 00:27:48 You should give Brother Morgan some rape juice.
401 00:27:55 Stop it.
402 00:27:56 Stop what?
403 00:27:58 -Stop it.
404 00:27:59 -You okay?
405 00:28:02 Stop touching my fucking neck.
406 00:28:04 I didn't go near you, freak.
407 00:28:06 Is there a problem, Miss Lang?
408 00:28:12 May I be excused?
409 00:28:14 This is God's time. You should've gone at home.
410 00:28:19 You'll just have to hold it.
411 00:28:35 I'm going to call your parents at once!
412 00:29:11 Is she okay? She hasn't been at school, you know, for...
413 00:29:15 It's nice of you to stop by, but we need some family time now.
414 00:29:25 Gretch!
415 00:29:26 Gretchen, get back in the house this instant!
416 00:29:30 Go, go, go!
417 00:29:32 Where are you going?!
418 00:29:41 What's going on, Gretch? What are you not telling me?
419 00:29:47 You can't tell anyone.
420 00:29:50 Swear.
421 00:29:51 I won't.
422 00:29:54 You know you can trust me.
423 00:30:07 Every night, he comes.
424 00:30:09 Who?
425 00:30:11 Who comes every night?
426 00:30:13 Is it... Is it someone we know? I mean, i-if you just tell me his name, I could take you to the police.
427 00:30:17 I can't, I can't, I can't say his name.
428 00:30:20 No, no, no.
429 00:30:26 Is it your dad?
430 00:30:31 It was that night at Margaret's.
431 00:30:35 He was in that little house in the woods.
432 00:30:38 Who was in the house?
433 00:30:40 He held me down.
434 00:30:44 And now, every night, he comes,
435 00:30:46 and he sits on my chest, and I...
436 00:30:49 and I can't move.
437 00:30:51 And he... and he watches me
438 00:30:54 and he hurts me, and I can't change clothes.
439 00:30:56 Abby, I can't shower. I can't let him see my skin,
440 00:31:00 but I can feel him watching me all the time.
441 00:31:04 But I can't give him a way in. Do you understand?
442 00:31:08 Do you?
443 00:31:12 It's-it's every night.
444 00:31:16 What are you doing to yourself?
445 00:31:17 No.
446 00:31:20 Just...
447 00:31:23 I just want it to stop.
448 00:31:27 I'm afraid.
449 00:31:29 Of what?
450 00:31:32 What happens next.
451 00:31:35 You're gonna be okay.
452 00:31:37 I'm gonna help you, Gretchen.
453 00:31:39 You're gonna be okay.
454 00:31:40 We're gonna figure this out.
455 00:32:09 So I have something to tell you both,
456 00:32:11 and it's, um...
457 00:32:13 it's not good.
458 00:32:14 I swore I wasn't gonna tell anyone,
459 00:32:16 but...
460 00:32:18 Gretchen was raped.
461 00:32:21 It was at Margaret Chisholm's house last weekend.
462 00:32:25 We...
463 00:32:26 we took LSD.
464 00:32:28 I kn-- I know it's wrong. But Gretchen and I, uh,
465 00:32:31 went for a walk, and-and we got separated,
466 00:32:35 and-and I think there was someone out there, and, uh...
467 00:32:38 She's, uh... she's reliving the rape every night
468 00:32:43 like-like Vietnam War vets who have flashbacks, but...
469 00:32:46 It's all in here.
470 00:32:47 It's-it's post-traumatic stress.
471 00:32:52 Y-You... you took drugs?
472 00:32:55 At-at Larry and Dawn Chisholm's weekend home?
473 00:32:59 You girls took illegal drugs?
474 00:33:03 Did you give her something today, Abby?
475 00:33:06 Someone attacked your daughter, Mr. Lang! She got hurt.
476 00:33:09 I worried that something like this would happen, but...
477 00:33:12 but I thought
478 00:33:16 I-I thought that it would lift you up!
479 00:33:20 She's-she's my best friend. I'm just trying to help her.
480 00:33:22 Please
481 00:33:24 leave.
482 00:33:29 Why is Miss Lang not telling me this?
483 00:33:32 Well, um,
484 00:33:34 she doesn't want anyone to know.
485 00:33:36 But she needs help.
486 00:33:43 It might interest you to know that I received a telephone call this morning
487 00:33:48 from Grace Lang.
488 00:33:52 She told me you might try to drag her daughter's name through the mud.
489 00:33:56 I'm sure that's not Miss Rivers'...
490 00:34:01 If I find that you have been selling narcotics on my campus
491 00:34:06 or repeating these vile
492 00:34:08 and baseless allegations about Miss Lang's maidenhood,
493 00:34:13 I will pull your scholarship so fast your head will spin.
494 00:34:22 You may go.
495 00:35:27 Glorious Grape?
496 00:35:28 It's the best flavor.
497 00:35:31 I'm telling you, Glee, it was Wallace.
498 00:35:33 He jumped Gretchen that night.
499 00:35:35 Oh, my God.
500 00:35:37 I mean, it's probably why she's been acting so nuts.
501 00:35:40 But that's crazy. Why would he do that?
502 00:35:42 It makes so much sense. He's a total horndog.
503 00:35:45 Everybody knows that.
504 00:35:47 And, I mean, he was with us,
505 00:35:49 but by the time Gretchen had gone missing, he had conveniently gone home?
506 00:35:52 You've seen him, Glee. He's a total dill weed.
507 00:35:54 And you're a backstabbing bitch.
508 00:35:56 You're just jealous I have a boyfriend,
509 00:35:58 so you want to fuck up everything good in my life.
510 00:36:00 Margaret, that-that's not true. I-I...
511 00:36:02 Never speak to me again.
512 00:36:09 You're kidding. She didn't. She totally did.
513 00:36:13 Wait, and what did he say?
514 00:36:14 Well, you'll never believe me.
515 00:36:16 Hey, I-I didn't... I didn't mean... Did you hear something?
516 00:36:19 No. Nada.
517 00:36:31 No one spreads lies about me, bitch.
518 00:36:34 I wouldn't piss on that crusty cooze if she was on fire.
519 00:36:50 You swore you wouldn't tell.
520 00:36:55 I'm... I'm trying to help you.
521 00:37:10 Gretch.
522 00:37:11 Gretch.
523 00:37:20 Please just talk to me.
524 00:37:23 I'm sorry, okay?
525 00:37:37 Thanks for giving up your Saturday morning, everyone.
526 00:37:40 Today's dry run will ensure we have a great carnival this year.
527 00:37:45 The Lord and the Bulldogs thank you.
528 00:37:48 Who'll work the kissing booth?
529 00:37:49 Any volunteers?
530 00:37:53 Sorry about last night.
531 00:37:55 Oh, Gretch. Hi.
532 00:37:57 The parental units were up watching Matlock.
533 00:38:01 I had to lay low.
534 00:38:03 Yeah, that's... that's okay.
535 00:38:05 Is your mouth okay?
536 00:38:07 Can I get a volunteer to test the dunking booth?
537 00:38:08 I'm sorry for acting like such a wackadoo lately.
538 00:38:13 I've been figuring some things out.
539 00:38:16 - I totally understand.
540 00:38:20 I mean, Gretch, you guys are moving soon, and with what happened at the lake...
541 00:38:24 It was Wallace Stoney, right?
542 00:38:26 In the woods?
543 00:38:27 We have to tell, or he's gonna hurt someone else.
544 00:38:31 I mean, he hurt me, too. You saw it. He's violent,
545 00:38:35 and he needs to be stopped.
546 00:38:37 Gretch, did you... did you hear what I said about Wallace?
547 00:38:40 Hey.
548 00:38:41 We'll be your guinea pigs.
549 00:38:43 You sure? The water's pretty cold.
550 00:38:45 Well, someone has to.
551 00:38:47 Okay.
552 00:38:50 All right, go ahead and cut off the faucet.
553 00:38:52 You know, uh... uh, I've been feeling pretty sick, so I probably shouldn't get wet.
554 00:38:56 I don't want to.
555 00:38:58 Here's your chance.
556 00:39:00 For what?
557 00:39:02 Flirt with him.
558 00:39:04 I'm not actually gonna dunk you.
559 00:39:07 I don't want to get wet.
560 00:39:10 Duh. I'll miss.
561 00:39:15 So...
562 00:39:17 how you doing this fine morning, Brother Morgan?
563 00:39:21 It's a great day for a good cause.
564 00:39:23 Isn't it?
565 00:39:25 And Abby here is just the most giving girl I know.
566 00:39:30 I tell you what.
567 00:39:33 Step right up, folks.
568 00:39:35 Time to dunk for the Dogs. And let's make this interesting.
569 00:39:38 If I miss, then I have to donate 20 bucks to the Bulldogs,
570 00:39:43 but if I hit,
571 00:39:44 you all have to pay.
572 00:39:46 -I'd pay to dunk that chunk.
573 00:39:48 -Me, too.
574 00:39:52 It's for charity. Come on, people!
575 00:39:56 You getting up there or what, Abby-Normal?
576 00:39:59 Yeah, I'm in for a couple.
577 00:40:00 Please just miss, okay?
578 00:40:04 You know you can trust me.
579 00:40:07 No, there's no way... Do it, Abby.
580 00:40:11 Look. She's doing it.
581 00:40:13 Abby! Abby!
582 00:40:14 Abby! Abby! Abby!
583 00:40:46 Here, let me help you.
584 00:40:54 Oh, look at her makeup.
585 00:40:56 Oh, my gosh, that was crazy.
586 00:40:59 - Look at her! - I-I... I can't-can't believe I hit it. I never hit what I'm aiming at.
587 00:41:03 Here, I've got a...
588 00:41:06 I'm not sure this is enough.
589 00:41:09 Thanks, Brother M.
590 00:41:11 You're so sweet.
591 00:41:13 No wonder Abby thinks of you while she rubs her nub.
592 00:41:39 There you are.
593 00:41:40 Oh, my gosh, that was so funny.
594 00:41:43 Funny?
595 00:41:45 You thought that was funny?
596 00:41:48 Oh, quit being such a drama queen.
597 00:41:52 You know what, Gretchen? Fuck you.
598 00:41:57 -Potty mouth. -You know exactly what you did.
599 00:41:59 And you know exactly why it matters.
600 00:42:02 We're over.
601 00:42:04 Get away from me.
602 00:42:15 She hates you.
603 00:42:21 I'm sorry for what I did.
604 00:42:24 Everyone hates you.
605 00:42:26 But it wasn't my fault.
606 00:42:29 Oh, yeah,
607 00:42:30 'cause nothing is ever your fault.
608 00:42:33 I'm sick of it.
609 00:42:35 She'll never speak to you again.
610 00:42:39 Please don't leave me alone.
611 00:42:42 I'm sick of you talking crazy
612 00:42:45 and blaming all your bull crap on everybody else!
613 00:42:49 It wasn't your parents who just dunked me.
614 00:42:51 It wasn't Wallace or Margaret who just ruined my makeup
615 00:42:55 and told Brother Morgan that I think about him when...
616 00:43:00 That was one time, and I should have never told you!
617 00:43:06 I was the one person who was trying to help you.
618 00:43:10 - Goodbye, Gretchen. - Loser.
619 00:43:13 Rot in your crazy, for all I care.
620 00:43:18 You're all alone.
621 00:44:10 Can you turn that off?
622 00:44:12 What set it off?
623 00:44:14 I don't know.
624 00:44:23 Six, six, five, seven. Right?
625 00:44:42 Mine.
626 00:44:45 -Jesus Christ. -Honey!
627 00:44:49 Gretch?
628 00:44:52 You okay, sweetie?
629 00:44:53 Sorry about the alarm. Not sure what that was.
630 00:44:56 I'm fine.
631 00:44:58 Okay.
632 00:45:00 Night.
633 00:45:03 Don't stay up too late.
634 00:45:53 You're looking better.
635 00:45:56 What do you care?
636 00:45:57 Okay, folks.
637 00:45:59 Today's the day you've all been waiting for.
638 00:46:03 All I did was care.
639 00:46:04 Everyone, make sure you got your goggles...
640 00:46:05 If you cared, you would've stood by me.
641 00:46:07 It's my favorite date on the science calendar.
642 00:46:11 Now it's too late.
643 00:46:12 Fetal pig dissection day.
644 00:46:15 Follow along as I make the first cut.
645 00:46:17 What do you mean?
646 00:46:19 Too late for what?
647 00:46:21 Let's start with an incision at the sternum.
648 00:46:29 Mine's alive!
649 00:46:32 It... it moved.
650 00:46:51 Oh, you guys,
651 00:46:52 check out this note that someone left in my locker.
652 00:46:56 "My blood runs hot when you are near.
653 00:46:58 I may act cold, but that's just fear."
654 00:47:03 Glee's got a secret admirer.
655 00:47:06 Maybe it's forbidden love.
656 00:47:11 Oh. Hey, Wally.
657 00:47:13 Could you give me a ride to school tomorrow?
658 00:47:16 My parents don't want me riding in Abby's death trap anymore.
659 00:47:20 I just...
660 00:47:23 ...feel so safe in your Beemer.
661 00:47:25 I can give you a ride anytime.
662 00:47:27 Wallace.
663 00:47:28 Oh, damn, G-Meister.
664 00:47:31 What do you weigh, like 90?
665 00:47:32 I could put you on my jock and spin you like a fucking top.
666 00:47:36 My gosh.
667 00:47:37 -Don't be disgusting. -Yeah.
668 00:47:40 Don't be disgusting.
669 00:47:42 -She fell on me. -Serious?
670 00:47:48 What's that nastiness?
671 00:47:51 It's a diet shake from France.
672 00:47:53 They give you, like, no appetite.
673 00:47:56 The FDA totally won't approve it, but I steal them from my mom.
674 00:47:59 Diet shake?
675 00:48:01 Can I try?
676 00:48:09 Mm. Vanilla. It's not totally rank.
677 00:48:12 Do you have more?
678 00:48:14 Duh. Cases.
679 00:48:15 You can finish that.
680 00:48:17 Thanks.
681 00:48:58 Abby, what's going on?
682 00:49:05 It was just a bad dream.
683 00:49:08 Ugh. You scared the shit out of me.
684 00:50:10 So, are Gretchen and Wallace, like, a-a thing now?
685 00:50:16 Whatever. I don't care.
686 00:50:25 I know we're not, like, awesome, but, uh... I still care about you as a friend.
687 00:50:32 Gay.
688 00:50:35 Do you think you're taking the milkshake thing too far?
689 00:50:40 Sit and spin, Abby.
690 00:50:41 I'm finally losing weight for the first time in my life.
691 00:50:51 I hate to admit it, but Abby's right. Margaret's crying out for attention.
692 00:50:58 Maybe if she knew that she was truly loved,
693 00:51:01 she'd stop starving herself, you know?
694 00:51:05 If she did leave you that note, it's a shame she couldn't say it herself.
695 00:51:13 Sad.
696 00:51:27 You don't need to lose weight.
697 00:51:30 I think you're beautiful at any size.
698 00:51:33 Glee, chill.
699 00:51:35 I just can't stand to watch you hurting yourself.
700 00:51:45 I love you.
701 00:51:47 And I know that you love me, too.
702 00:51:51 Yeah. Like a friend.
703 00:51:53 Come on, Margaret. Last summer, and now... the note.
704 00:52:01 You think that was from me?
705 00:52:10 I'm not a dyke.
706 00:52:13 But I guess now we know you are.
707 00:53:00 Are you okay?
708 00:53:05 Brought you a cheer-me-up brownie.
709 00:53:07 Thanks.
710 00:53:33 I know what it's like.
711 00:53:36 Hiding what's really going on inside.
712 00:53:41 Worrying about what people might think.
713 00:53:44 But I'm here. Okay?
714 00:53:48 I'm gonna help.
715 00:54:20 Where-where'd you get this brownie?
716 00:54:22 I brought it from home.
717 00:54:24 It was left over in my-my lunch.
718 00:54:26 Why? Were there any nuts in it?
719 00:54:30 I don't know.
720 00:54:35 I... need my...
721 00:54:41 Your EpiPen?
722 00:54:55 Glee?
723 00:54:56 Let's play a little game.
724 00:54:58 What?
725 00:55:01 It's... it's in here somewhere.
726 00:55:09 Gretchen, please.
727 00:55:11 Cold.
728 00:55:13 Colder.
729 00:55:19 Glee! Glee!
730 00:55:23 Get up, lesbo.
731 00:55:25 You're cold as fuck!
732 00:55:27 Help me, God. Oh, you want God's help now?
733 00:55:31 God hates gays. Don't you know that?
734 00:55:33 Glee!
735 00:55:35 She just crawled out of the bathroom.
736 00:55:37 - Glee! Glee! - The paramedics are here.
737 00:55:38 - Nuts. She-she must have eaten nuts.
738 00:55:47 Is she breathing?
739 00:55:57 Margaret?
740 00:56:01 Abby?
741 00:56:05 Is Glee gonna be okay?
742 00:56:10 I think so.
743 00:56:13 She's, um, critical but stable.
744 00:56:15 but stable.
745 00:56:17 It's all my fault.
746 00:56:19 I shouldn't have laughed. It isn't funny.
747 00:56:22 God, I'm such a bitch.
748 00:56:25 It's not all your fault.
749 00:56:29 I mean, I think Gretchen wrote that love letter,
750 00:56:31 and... I think she's trying to get you to starve yourself to death.
751 00:56:53 No more diet shakes.
752 00:56:54 I haven't even had one since Thursday.
753 00:56:58 I'm just not hungry.
754 00:56:59 My parents... they think I'm doing it to get attention, but...
755 00:57:03 but I can't even think about food without wanting to gag.
756 00:57:08 It's a mental thing.
757 00:57:10 Like mind control that just takes over.
758 00:57:14 You can beat it.
759 00:57:16 Just-just try a tiny bite. Okay?
760 00:57:21 Let me just... smell it first.
761 00:57:30 I-I told you I can't eat.
762 00:57:33 Move it. The-the smell.
763 00:57:37 You okay?
764 00:57:38 I'm not anorexic, Abby.
765 00:57:40 I-I just can't eat. It's like someone poisoned me.
766 00:57:45 Ow. My stomach. It-it hurts.
767 00:57:53 Is your stomach okay?
768 00:57:58 Oh, my God. Margaret!
769 00:58:24 Someone,
770 00:58:25 help! Help!
771 00:58:28 Taenia saginata. It's not French.
772 00:58:31 They're tapeworm eggs.
773 00:58:32 Oh, my God.
774 00:58:34 The doctor said people drink these to lose weight, but...
775 00:58:37 you're only supposed to have like half a packet.
776 00:58:41 Anything more is really dangerous.
777 00:58:45 Is she gonna be okay?
778 00:58:48 They're still pulling them out.
779 00:58:50 "Them"?
780 00:58:53 The first one was 11 feet long.
781 00:59:00 You've got to stop her.
782 00:59:46 -Hey. -Jesus!
783 00:59:48 Uh, uh, you're the... you're the Lemon Brothers, right?
784 00:59:53 Uh, y-you played my school a couple weeks ago-- Aberdale Academy.
785 00:59:58 Yeah, we play a lot of high schools.
786 01:00:00 Um, you saw this girl in the crowd, and you looked like you'd seen a ghost.
787 01:00:07 Well, not a ghost exactly.
788 01:00:09 Hey. What's the holdup?
789 01:00:11 I have the gift of discernment, all right?
790 01:00:14 That chick a friend of yours?
791 01:00:15 You've got the gift of walking home if you're not in the van in five.
792 01:00:20 Wait, wh-what... I mean, what do I do?
793 01:00:22 How do I make it stop?
794 01:00:28 Do you like yogurt?
795 01:00:40 Uh, so, um...
796 01:01:01 Okay. Now...
797 01:01:04 Your friend, did she get sick?
798 01:01:05 Real sick, like, physically? She get all grotesque and gnarly?
799 01:01:10 She say depressing things? Hmm?
800 01:01:13 She maybe try and hurt herself?
801 01:01:16 But then she got better, right?
802 01:01:18 Better than before.
803 01:01:19 She looks copacetic,
804 01:01:21 but up here, she's freaking cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
805 01:01:23 Am I right?
806 01:01:25 Uh, I-I guess that's one way to put it.
807 01:01:28 She been committing sins?
808 01:01:30 Grouchy?
809 01:01:31 PMS-ing all the time?
810 01:01:33 Sorry, do you know what that means?
811 01:01:35 I'm 16. Oh, rad. Sorry.
812 01:01:40 Um, but, uh, yes, yes and-and yes.
813 01:01:43 Okay. Did her eyes turn black like a shark's?
814 01:01:47 Her eyes seemed fine.
815 01:01:50 Right on.
816 01:01:52 Well... even without the eyes,
817 01:01:53 dollars to doughnuts, it's demonic possession.
818 01:01:57 Don't stress. It's actually a lot more common than people think.
819 01:02:00 - It is?
820 01:02:01 - If I'm lying, I'm dying.
821 01:02:02 No, but we play a lot of high schools,
822 01:02:04 and, uh, I'd say there's just about one in every class.
823 01:02:07 A missive of Satan
824 01:02:09 has taken her as his host.
825 01:02:11 Okay, he's in control now,
826 01:02:13 and if no one stops him, your friend will be gone for good.
827 01:02:17 Well, she's hurting all of her friends. Our friends.
828 01:02:21 Yeah, well, the demon's trying to isolate her so he can take full possession.
829 01:02:24 Sounds like you're the last line of defense.
830 01:02:26 It's only a matter of time before they come for you, too.
831 01:02:28 So, what do I do?
832 01:02:30 She needs an exorcism.
833 01:02:33 Okay, so, um... so you mean, like, uh...
834 01:02:37 Yeah.
835 01:02:39 What-what do you mean?
836 01:02:41 I mean there's, like, a demon inside her and he needs to be taken out.
837 01:02:49 Um, have you... have you done one of those before?
838 01:02:52 Yeah. No.
839 01:02:53 Well, not personally, but, um,
840 01:02:56 my brothers have lots of times, and I was there, so...
841 01:02:58 So, uh... so maybe I should talk to them.
842 01:03:00 Wait, l-look, look, listen. I-I've got the sight, too, okay? I'm ready.
843 01:03:07 Look, uh... when I was seven, our mom died in a car crash.
844 01:03:12 I knew before everybody else, 'cause I saw her.
845 01:03:15 She came to me-- you know, not my brothers; me--
846 01:03:17 and she told me she was okay and that she loved us
847 01:03:20 and that she would see us, you know, on the other side.
848 01:03:23 So you'll do it?
849 01:03:27 Look, I've seen the demon inside your friend.
850 01:03:29 I mean, this is not gonna be your run-of-the-mill puke and rebuke.
851 01:03:33 So... you got to help me save her.
852 01:03:36 Please?
853 01:03:42 I can get you, like, ten yogurt punch cards.
854 01:03:51 We need somewhere quiet, all right?
855 01:03:53 Private, preferably remote.
856 01:03:55 It can get really noisy.
857 01:03:57 No hotels. Guests get the wrong idea.
858 01:03:59 -You know anywhere like that?
859 01:04:01 -I think so.
860 01:04:02 Uh, how-how long do we have? Could be days, could be hours.
861 01:04:06 -What? -Got to be tonight.
862 01:04:07 She's never gonna go.
863 01:04:09 Not voluntarily.
864 01:04:13 That's why we're not gonna give her a choice.
865 01:04:18 Up top. You can do it.
866 01:04:20 All right, Gabby.
867 01:04:23 -It's Abby.
868 01:04:24 -Really?
869 01:04:25 With an "A." Yeah.
870 01:04:26 Okay.
871 01:04:28 First things first, we got to get her alone.
872 01:04:30 No problem. Gretchen's parents will be at vespers,
873 01:04:33 - so that's taken care of. - Great.
874 01:04:34 Then we just need to give her a little extra something in her drink.
875 01:04:38 Huh? Here, take this.
876 01:04:39 Got it. I know just where to put it.
877 01:04:41 - Perfect. Up top.
878 01:04:43 - Really? Come on, up top.
879 01:05:13 Shit. Shit.
880 01:06:19 Hello?
881 01:06:51 Come on, come on. Open, open.
882 01:06:55 Oh, please, come on. Open.
883 01:06:59 Open.
884 01:07:05 You really are obsessed with me, aren't you?
885 01:07:16 Gretchen. Please.
886 01:07:19 "Gretchen, please."
887 01:07:22 You're the one who broke into my fucking house.
888 01:07:26 I know who you are.
889 01:07:27 I know what you're doing to my friend.
890 01:07:32 You don't know shit, you stupid girl.
891 01:07:48 Thirsty work.
892 01:07:59 Now...
893 01:08:07 You
894 01:08:09 bitch.
895 01:08:20 You sure you know what you're doing?
896 01:08:23 T-Totally.
897 01:08:36 What was in that?
898 01:08:38 -She dropped like a rock. -GHB.
899 01:08:39 Yeah, weight lifters use it all the time, but take too much, it really...
900 01:08:41 really knocks you on your ass.
901 01:08:45 Well... All right.
902 01:08:54 Whoa. Heavy. Got to be the demon.
903 01:08:57 'Cause I could pick up a 17-year-old, no problem.
904 01:09:01 Shit, dude. Keys are under the mat.
905 01:09:03 Oh, rad. Sorry.
906 01:09:17 Classy place.
907 01:09:20 Promise she won't get hurt?
908 01:09:25 It's up to her.
909 01:09:30 This is so exciting!
910 01:09:33 If Mama could just see me now.
911 01:09:45 I'll be back.
912 01:09:57 Perimeter secure.
913 01:10:00 Hey, have there been a lot of owls around here lately?
914 01:10:03 Yeah.
915 01:10:05 Yeah, they sense their master's near.
916 01:10:07 Look, I'm gonna get the demon to reveal himself.
917 01:10:10 Okay, but it might take a little bit of time,
918 01:10:11 so I just need you to trust me, check?
919 01:10:15 Check? -Check.
920 01:10:17 -Okay.
921 01:10:19 Uh... Oh, and when he does-- and this is critical, okay?--
922 01:10:21 do not engage with the demon.
923 01:10:23 D-Do not speak to the demon. Do not acknowledge the demon in any way.
924 01:10:26 You got that?
925 01:10:28 Got it.
926 01:10:30 'Cause he's all that is evil, and he can only be defeated by... all that is good.
927 01:10:34 Um, you got to walk into the arena of diabolic battle
928 01:10:37 armed with nothing but love, faith and the power of Jesus Christ.
929 01:10:41 You're baptized, right?
930 01:10:43 I'm Jewish.
931 01:10:48 Abby! Abby, are you here?
932 01:10:51 Why am I tied up?
933 01:11:00 First place they go for.
934 01:11:08 Saint Michael the Archangel...
935 01:11:10 -What the hell? This isn't funny! -...defend us in battle.
936 01:11:12 Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
937 01:11:14 -May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. -Who's this weirdo?
938 01:11:18 Our Father, who art in heaven... Hello, Abby!
939 01:11:21 Is this some kind of joke?
940 01:11:23 ...forever and ever, amen.
941 01:11:25 You're scaring me.
942 01:11:31 I command you, unclean spirit, along with all your minions...
943 01:11:35 If we leave right now, I won't tell anyone this happened.
944 01:11:39 I command you, unclean spirit, tell me your name!
945 01:11:42 Abby, seriously, do you know how much trouble
946 01:11:43 you're gonna be in for this?
947 01:11:45 With the power of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,
948 01:11:48 I command you to tell me your name, demon!
949 01:11:53 Wait, wait, wait.
950 01:11:55 Holy balls.
951 01:11:57 I just realized what you guys are doing.
952 01:12:00 You think I'm possessed.
953 01:12:04 I command you, unclean spirit, tell me your name.
954 01:12:08 Mr. Fart Face.
955 01:12:09 That's my name.
956 01:12:12 Demon, I command you, unclean spirit,
957 01:12:14 -Andras. tell me... -What?
958 01:12:17 Andras.
959 01:12:18 Its name's Andras.
960 01:12:37 Hey! Let me go!
961 01:12:38 What'd I tell you? What's the one thing I told you not to do?
962 01:12:41 She was lying to us. -I said do not talk to the demon.
963 01:12:43 -I didn't talk to the demon.
964 01:12:44 You said his name. I mean, where'd you hear that name?
965 01:12:47 It was in her Trapper Keeper.
966 01:12:52 Are you sure that was the name? Yeah. Is that, like, a really bad one?
967 01:13:03 Shit!
968 01:13:12 It's critical that I show this demon who's top dog.
969 01:13:16 By getting it to reveal its name, okay, I bend it toward my will.
970 01:13:20 It's called harnessing the demon, and, um... it's extremely important.
971 01:13:26 Okay? Sorry.
972 01:13:37 Everything Copacabana between you two?
973 01:13:40 Wouldn't want to ruin your hot exorcism date.
974 01:13:45 In the name of Jesus, I remove you!
975 01:13:47 -What the... Are you kidding me right now? -Spirt of discord and disharmony,
976 01:13:50 I send you to the cross!
977 01:13:53 Motherfucker, that hurt!
978 01:13:57 -Stop! Abby, stop him!
979 01:13:59 -Wait. Stop. I-I think you're hurting her.
980 01:14:01 It is right to mortify the flesh of the demoniac to draw out the demon.
981 01:14:07 This is kidnapping and torture!
982 01:14:10 This is some America's Most Wanted shit!
983 01:14:13 - Stop! - Tell me your name, demon. -Stop it! -Truth to God, tell me your name!
984 01:14:19 Be right back. I'm empty.
985 01:14:22 Abby, Abby, Abby. Abby.
986 01:14:25 Abby, I'm sorry, okay?
987 01:14:27 The acid really messed me up for a while,
988 01:14:29 and I was... I was sick of Margaret bossing everyone around. Weren't you?
989 01:14:33 But clearly I went too far,
990 01:14:35 'cause now you think I'm possessed, which is beyond insane.
991 01:14:39 I'm really scared here.
992 01:14:41 At least clean off my face.
993 01:14:43 The salt stings.
994 01:14:45 Please, if you were ever my friend, please just clean off my face.
995 01:14:50 Please. My eyes hurt so bad.
996 01:14:53 Please?
997 01:14:57 -Get back! -I...
998 01:15:00 I can't do this. We've barely gotten started.
999 01:15:02 -Tempt me not with vain things! -I-I really...
1000 01:15:04 I really don't think...
1001 01:15:08 You're hurting her!
1002 01:15:09 Tell me your name, unholy one!
1003 01:15:11 Truth to God, tell me your name!
1004 01:15:14 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
1005 01:15:16 No.
1006 01:15:18 No.
1007 01:15:48 Holy shit!
1008 01:15:53 Andras.
1009 01:15:59 Its name is Andras.
1010 01:16:04 Abby, get it out of me, please!
1011 01:16:08 No crying, pig.
1012 01:16:14 Please help me!
1013 01:16:16 Hot damn! We got ourselves a demon.
1014 01:16:18 Please help.
1015 01:16:21 -I got to go protein-load.
1016 01:16:33 Okay, so Andras is the 63rd entity in The Lesser Key of Solomon,
1017 01:16:37 grand marquis of hell and the commander of 30 legions of demons.
1018 01:16:40 Pass me the Gatorade.
1019 01:16:42 Guys, don't leave me in here with him!
1020 01:16:44 - So... - Help me.
1021 01:16:46 Please help. Get him out of me!
1022 01:16:49 An exorcism is a plundering of the soul, right?
1023 01:16:51 Not just, uh... -Gretchen's?
1024 01:16:53 -Yeah, Gretchen's. -But mine, too.
1025 01:16:55 You know, it's a test. -And mine, too?
1026 01:16:57 Uh, yeah, maybe. Anyway, it's a test, right?
1027 01:16:59 You got to be willing to strip away all the outer stuff--
1028 01:17:01 you know, the personal safety, the conventional morality--
1029 01:17:03 till there's nothing left but the truth, even if it's just a tiny little nugget.
1030 01:17:05 - You know, like a, like a pebble of truth. - Abby, please.
1031 01:17:07 A truth pebble can shake the Walls of Jericho.
1032 01:17:11 - Help me. - You know what I'm saying?
1033 01:17:12 Yeah, I-I'll do whatever. I just want my friend back.
1034 01:17:16 All right.
1035 01:17:17 Come on.
1036 01:17:21 Let's go send this demon back to hell.
1037 01:17:29 Hi.
1038 01:17:33 Thirsty?
1039 01:17:35 Yeah. It's okay.
1040 01:17:41 Holy water!
1041 01:17:42 - I drown you in God's holy love. - No, no, no, no, no!
1042 01:17:45 -No!
1043 01:17:48 -Gut, head, heart, groin. -No!
1044 01:17:50 Face me, liar! Don't you hide!
1045 01:17:52 Gut, head, heart, groin.
1046 01:17:55 -Gut, head, heart, groin. -Get it out!
1047 01:17:58 It's going deeper.
1048 01:18:00 Oh, it hurts!
1049 01:18:03 Grab her legs.
1050 01:18:07 - No! No! No! No! - Take it. Take it.
1051 01:18:10 I take up the sword of God.
1052 01:18:13 Spirit, I pierce you. Driving away your lies.
1053 01:18:28 Fill the tub.
1054 01:18:30 What? Why? Full-immersion baptism.
1055 01:18:32 The more we mortify the flesh, the harder it is for the demon to hide.
1056 01:18:36 No, that's-that's too much.
1057 01:18:37 We must divorce the demon from its human host.
1058 01:18:39 Only then can we vanquish him and send him back to the hell from whence he came!
1059 01:18:43 I'm not drowning her.
1060 01:18:52 Let him do it,
1061 01:18:54 please!
1062 01:18:55 No. He's hurting you.
1063 01:18:58 Andras showed me what I did.
1064 01:19:01 To you, to Margaret, to Glee.
1065 01:19:06 That wasn't you.
1066 01:19:14 We're going to DEFCON 2.
1067 01:19:17 - I dare you.
1068 01:19:19 - Feel the word of God.
1069 01:19:20 -No, no. Stop! -Yes!
1070 01:19:23 -Let me do it! -Get it out!
1071 01:19:24 It's hot, it's hot, it's hot. - Watch out. No.
1072 01:19:27 - No!
1073 01:19:31 I'm sorry.
1074 01:19:32 I lost control there.
1075 01:19:34 You were right to intervene.
1076 01:19:36 We're so close.
1077 01:19:40 Christian.
1078 01:19:45 Christian.
1079 01:20:00 Is that my baby boy?
1080 01:20:10 Mom?
1081 01:20:14 I missed you so much, jelly bean.
1082 01:20:18 This isn't real.
1083 01:20:20 I know this isn't real.
1084 01:20:23 It's her, though.
1085 01:20:29 I'm so proud of you.
1086 01:20:38 I told you I was okay, remember?
1087 01:20:41 After the accident.
1088 01:20:43 But I wasn't.
1089 01:20:47 I was pinned in that car for 15 minutes.
1090 01:20:51 I was still alive when it caught fire.
1091 01:20:56 You should've come to help me, Christian.
1092 01:20:59 Help me, Christian.
1093 01:21:01 Help me, Christian.
1094 01:21:02 Help me, Christian.
1095 01:21:04 Help me, Christian.
1096 01:21:07 Help me, Christian!
1097 01:21:13 No, wait. Y-You're not just leaving me, right?
1098 01:21:16 I got him to show himself, you know?
1099 01:21:17 -That's, like, the hardest part, right?
1100 01:21:20 -Oh. You can't. I mean, this was your idea.
1101 01:21:22 I-I can't do this on my own.
1102 01:21:23 Hey, you got this.
1103 01:21:25 You protein-loaded.
1104 01:21:27 Let me know how it goes.
1105 01:21:28 You have my number?
1106 01:21:30 Bye-bye, Mr. Exorcist.
1107 01:21:37 It's just us now, Abby.
1108 01:21:40 Face it. You can't save her.
1109 01:21:45 You should go.
1110 01:21:47 It's over.
1111 01:22:02 Scared of the dark?
1112 01:22:05 You shouldn't have stayed, Abby.
1113 01:22:08 -This will end badly for you. -Gretchen?
1114 01:22:32 You're disgusting.
1115 01:22:34 You grease-faced freak.
1116 01:22:36 Stop it!
1117 01:22:37 Who will you be now that Gretchen is gone?
1118 01:22:39 You're nothing without her.
1119 01:22:41 You're invisible.
1120 01:22:49 You saved yourself and left your friend, and now you're gonna die!
1121 01:23:11 I know who you are, Andras.
1122 01:23:13 And you are just a weak little girl.
1123 01:23:18 Maybe, but I'm not gonna give up.
1124 01:23:21 'Cause I want my best friend back, you piece of shit!
1125 01:23:27 She was never your friend.
1126 01:23:28 She kept you around 'cause she felt sorry for you.
1127 01:23:31 Be my protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
1128 01:23:35 Seriously?
1129 01:23:37 We're still doing this?
1130 01:23:38 -Hallowed be thy name.
1131 01:23:39 -It won't work. You're a weak,
1132 01:23:42 fat
1133 01:23:44 fucking loser,
1134 01:23:46 and you always will be.
1135 01:24:27 Oh, man.
1136 01:24:38 Gretch.
1137 01:24:41 Just let him take me, Abby.
1138 01:24:43 You should go.
1139 01:24:46 I'm not going anywhere.
1140 01:24:48 The power of Boy George compels you.
1141 01:24:52 The power of spring break '82 in Tampa
1142 01:24:54 when we got sunburns and virgin pi?a coladas compels you.
1143 01:25:01 Abby! Abby, help!
1144 01:25:03 The power of The Thorn Birds and E.T.
1145 01:25:04 and-and the power of cookies and cream frozen yogurt compels you.
1146 01:25:12 The power of Tiffany and-
1147 01:25:14 and the power of our photo booth pictures from Walt's and Sons Drugstore compels to you.
1148 01:25:18 He won't stop until you stop, Abby.
1149 01:25:20 I love you, Gretchen Lang.
1150 01:25:23 And no demon will ever change that.
1151 01:25:43 Gretch?
1152 01:26:02 Hey.
1153 01:26:05 Gretchen?
1154 01:26:16 Jesus.
1155 01:26:18 Is that what was inside of me?
1156 01:26:20 Abby, don't let him take me again. I won't.
1157 01:26:25 Over here, Andras.
1158 01:26:26 That's right, come to me.
1159 01:26:44 No! Mine! Leave her alone.
1160 01:26:54 Andras, take me.
1161 01:26:56 She's finished. Take me.
1162 01:26:59 Now, Gretchen!
1163 01:27:04 180 proof. Easy to get yourself into a bad situation.
1164 01:27:09 Or out of one.
1165 01:27:15 Do it.
1166 01:27:36 You did it.
1167 01:27:38 I love you, Abby.
1168 01:27:41 I love you, too.
1169 01:27:59 Gretchen, we leave in ten.
1170 01:28:14 Hi.
1171 01:28:18 I can't believe this is goodbye. Really?
1172 01:28:22 It's a new start for both of us.
1173 01:28:27 I can't believe I actually said that out loud.
1174 01:28:30 Promised I wouldn't.
1175 01:28:32 Me, neither.
1176 01:28:36 For your new room.
1177 01:28:46 Thanks.
1178 01:28:51 I know he's gone.
1179 01:28:53 I saw it with my own eyes.
1180 01:28:56 But how do we know he's gonna stay gone?
1181 01:29:01 We don't.
1182 01:29:03 But you finished it.
1183 01:29:05 Total demon slayer.
1184 01:29:09 I'm never gonna forget you.
1185 01:29:13 I'm not gonna let you.
1186 01:29:18 I'll call.
1187 01:29:21 LYLAS?
1188 01:29:23 LYLAS.
