闪电侠 The Flash(2023)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:26 - Have a brilliant day.- Yeah, thank you.
2 00:00:28 You too.
3 00:00:30 Morning. What can I get you?
4 00:00:32 -Where's curly-hair lady?-Sara?
5 00:00:34 She's out sick. Or at least,
6 00:00:36 -that's what she says.-Oh.
7 00:00:37 She's got a new boyfriend.
8 00:00:39 What can I get you?
9 00:00:40 Usually it's my usual
10 00:00:42 and she usually has it readybecause I'm usually late.
11 00:00:43 Well, don't keep mein suspense.
12 00:00:45 Um, it's a PB and BRHCon a roll.
13 00:00:48 Okay, so...
14 00:00:49 -"PB" would be peanut butter,I'm assuming?
15 00:00:51 "BR," bananas, raisins."H," honey.
16 00:00:54 Aren't you blessedwith a fast metabolism.
17 00:00:56 Are you running a marathonor something?
18 00:00:58 You know,my sister ran a marathon once,
19 00:01:01 She's not dead.She's just exhausted.
20 00:01:03 We get it, Sharon. You ran.
21 00:01:06 But everyone has to workin the morning.
22 00:01:08 Yeah, I have to go to work,three minutes ago.
23 00:01:09 And, sorry,I'm in sort of a rush
24 00:01:12 You can'trush a good sandwich, dude.
25 00:01:19 Alfred,really can't talk.
26 00:01:20 Good morning, Mr. Allen.
27 00:01:22 No, I'm late.
28 00:01:23 And I'm starving,and curly-haired girl
29 00:01:25 and her name is Sara,and she has a boyfriend.
30 00:01:26 We have a situationat Gotham General.
31 00:01:28 A robbery gone wrong.
32 00:01:30 This isthe middle of the morning.
33 00:01:32 Why is our bat-friendeven awake?
34 00:01:34 Call Superman.
35 00:01:36 That was my first thought.
36 00:01:38 Sadly, he's otherwise engaged.
37 00:01:40 - ...active volcano in Central America.- -Classic.
38 00:01:41 What about Diana?
39 00:01:42 My other first thought.
40 00:01:44 Rather annoyingly,she's not picking up.
41 00:01:46 How many first thoughts,exactly, did you have
42 00:01:49 ...never about her.
43 00:01:50 -This is about you.-Hi, sorry. Is my sandwich...
44 00:01:52 I learned my lesson
45 00:01:53 on the boat last year.
46 00:01:55 Stuff my sister comes out withwhen she's drunk.
47 00:01:56 Personal comments aboutmy mom's friends as well,
48 00:01:59 which I thinkis what I say about her...
49 00:02:11 Oh, my God!
50 00:02:12 Flash!
51 00:02:14 -Hi. Thank you.-I love you.
52 00:02:16 -You seem very nice also.-Oh, my God!
53 00:02:18 -No way!-I think I'm gonna die!
54 00:02:20 Patching you into Mr. Wayne.
55 00:02:22 No, please don't.
56 00:02:23 Oh, my God.
57 00:02:25 Sorry if this sounds weird,but are you actively
58 00:02:28 Maybe you could throw it to me?
59 00:02:29 - In the name of justice.- Yes, yes.
60 00:02:31 I need you here now,Barry.
61 00:02:33 Hi, Bruce. Yes, I'm...
62 00:02:35 coming.
63 00:02:59 ♪ Spirit likeA rumblin' train ♪
64 00:03:03 ♪ Spirit ofThe thunderin' rain ♪
65 00:03:07 ♪ Vibrations got youOn the run ♪
66 00:03:11 ♪ Electric child on bad fun ♪
67 00:03:21 ♪ Yeah! ♪
68 00:03:39 No!
69 00:03:40 No, no!
70 00:03:49 Bruce, this is a huge mess.
71 00:03:51 Why aren't you here?
72 00:04:12 Bruce, why does it soundlike you're fleeing the scene?
73 00:04:15 Falcone's idiot kiddecided to try to play
74 00:04:18 He put a crew togetherand broke into the lab
75 00:04:21 Stole a highly deadly virus.
76 00:04:23 I intercepted them,but they blasted their way out.
77 00:04:27 You can handle the hospital,Barry.
78 00:04:29 Somebody has to savethe rest of the world,
79 00:04:31 If you don't mind.
80 00:04:32 Sounds about right, Bruce.
81 00:04:54 "Thanks for saving mefrom the sinkhole, Flash."
82 00:04:56 Barry, gasand water pipes ruptured.
83 00:04:58 In the basement.
84 00:05:00 Right.
85 00:05:02 On it.
86 00:05:15 Can you open it?
87 00:05:17 -I think it's locked.-It's jammed.
88 00:05:18 God, it's not working!
89 00:05:20 Oh, please!
90 00:05:31 Look, Alfred.I've come to accept
91 00:05:34 that I'm essentiallythe janitor
92 00:05:37 Which sucks.
93 00:05:38 But I've come to accept it.
94 00:05:40 But...
95 00:05:41 I can't help but notice...
96 00:05:43 that it always seems to bea bat-mess...
97 00:05:46 that I'm cleaning up.
98 00:05:50 -Right this way. Eyes forward.-Yes.
99 00:05:52 -Stay together, now.-Yeah, I know, right?
100 00:06:03 Look out!
101 00:06:16 -Wow. Whoa.-What?
102 00:06:59 If my calculationsare correct,
103 00:07:01 and history will provethey usually are,
104 00:07:03 the foundational damageis about to cause
105 00:07:08 - East wing's fine.- All right, I got you.
106 00:07:11 Which is goodbecause my speed is lagging.
107 00:07:13 Running on empty, Alfred.
108 00:07:14 Do you hear that?
109 00:07:17 That's my stomach.
110 00:07:23 No, no.
111 00:07:25 It's the collapsing east wing.
112 00:07:43 Barry, 30th floor.
113 00:07:45 There's a baby...
114 00:07:48 Shower.
115 00:10:18 Oh!
116 00:10:20 Oh!
117 00:10:33 Mr. Allen,
118 00:10:35 you've made me very proud.
119 00:10:37 And a lot of mothersvery happy.
120 00:10:39 Oh!
121 00:10:46 Yeah.
122 00:10:48 Okay.
123 00:10:50 I understandthat these events can be
124 00:10:53 You should seek the servicesof a mental health
125 00:10:56 The Justice Leagueis not very good
126 00:10:59 Trust me.
127 00:11:01 God.
128 00:11:41 Shake him off!
129 00:12:31 If that briefcasefalls into the water,
130 00:12:34 it could wipe outhalf of Gotham by lunchtime.
131 00:12:39 - Damn it.- Please don't drop me.
132 00:12:41 Oh, God, no.Please, please don't.
133 00:12:45 No!
134 00:12:52 Sorry I'm late.
135 00:13:00 Watch your step.
136 00:13:02 -Hi.-Hey.
137 00:13:05 Nice suit.
138 00:13:07 Looking good, Flash.
139 00:13:08 Oh, uh... Thank... Uh...
140 00:13:11 And you...
141 00:13:13 are welcome.
142 00:13:15 My ego's far too bigto say "thank you"
143 00:13:16 Hmm.
144 00:13:20 I developed this...
145 00:13:22 all-powerful personato compensate
146 00:13:24 I, too, have childhood trauma.
147 00:13:26 Batman seems crazy.
148 00:13:28 -The Lasso of Truth...-Billion dollar.
149 00:13:29 ...never gets old.
150 00:13:31 I'd do a lot betterjust giving all my money away.
151 00:13:33 Yes, if I really wantedto end crime,
152 00:13:34 I know sex exists.
153 00:13:36 I've just never experienced it.
154 00:13:40 Damn it.
155 00:13:41 Well...
156 00:13:42 I have to run.
157 00:13:44 Yeah.
158 00:13:45 Always a pleasure.
159 00:13:49 The sex thing was a metaphor...
160 00:13:51 for gothic literature.
161 00:13:54 There was just no wayto recover from that.
162 00:13:55 Just let it go.
163 00:13:58 Well, I'd really love to stayand clean up more mess...
164 00:14:00 but this little superheroneeds his breakfast.
165 00:14:03 Goodbye, Flash.
166 00:14:04 Yeah. Bye, Batman.
167 00:14:07 Well done, Mr. Wayne.
168 00:14:09 Will you be homefor breakfast, sir?
169 00:14:14 Yes, I think so.
170 00:14:18 ...the road to destruction.
171 00:14:19 This was never about her.
172 00:14:21 This is about you.
173 00:14:23 You have to stopliving in the past.
174 00:14:26 Now, was thatfast enough for you?
175 00:14:32 Morning, professor...
176 00:14:40 Ah, look who's here.
177 00:14:41 Shut up, Albert.
178 00:14:43 Every day. I don't knowhow you do it, Barry.
179 00:14:45 What'd you, like,crawl here, bro?
180 00:14:46 -Is he mad?-Well, you're getting fired.
181 00:14:48 You're getting murdered.- Oh, no, no, no.
182 00:14:50 Let me guess.
183 00:14:52 Your alarm clock didn't go off.
184 00:14:53 -No---Oh, your dog ate
185 00:14:56 Your alarm clock ate your keys.
186 00:14:58 Your keys' grandmother died,and they need a personal day.
187 00:15:01 -It was none of those things.-What was it this time, Barry?
188 00:15:04 It was, um, something else
189 00:15:06 that was far less outlandish.
190 00:15:07 And I knowI missed the meeting...
191 00:15:10 but I'd still really like topresent these case files
192 00:15:12 I think we rushed these cases.
193 00:15:13 -We need to reopen them.-Oh! Rushed?
194 00:15:15 We got a backlogsix months deep,
195 00:15:18 You need to focus your motion.
196 00:15:20 Do the work,close the case, move on.
197 00:15:25 You havea lot of potential, Barry.
198 00:15:27 You shouldn't stillbe getting me coffee
199 00:15:30 You're right. That's...That's true.
200 00:15:32 Go get me a coffee.
201 00:15:37 -Two sugars? Yeah.-Oh, yeah.
202 00:15:53 You're gonna love this.
203 00:15:55 I'm very satisfiedwith the ruling
204 00:15:56 The evidenceour lab analyzed...
205 00:15:59 was more than sufficientto be conclusive.
206 00:16:03 -I'm still workingthat evidence.
207 00:16:05 and hard work and focus...
208 00:16:07 Barry was still workingon that evidence.
209 00:16:10 Think if it were up to you
210 00:16:12 that we'd still be scrapingTed Bundy's molars.
211 00:16:14 You know what? I'm so happyyou find this
212 00:16:17 but we are dealing withreal people's lives,
213 00:16:21 And I don't think you can graspthe gravity of that.
214 00:16:23 So, why don't youleave me alone?
215 00:16:25 - Barry Allen?- Iris West.
216 00:16:27 You...
217 00:16:29 know my full name also.
218 00:16:31 Yes, from school.
219 00:16:33 Aw, Barry, you didn't tell usyou had a friend from school.
220 00:16:35 -We actually didn't knowthat Barry had a friend.
221 00:16:37 Yeah, what does thatmake it now?
222 00:16:39 -One?-One.
223 00:16:40 You guys are so...
224 00:16:42 Um, bye, you guys.
225 00:16:44 Okay. Oh, my God.That was just...
226 00:16:46 Um...
227 00:16:47 They're not really my friends.They're my work friends.
228 00:16:50 Do you work here?
229 00:16:51 Yes, I do.
230 00:16:52 God, it's beena long time, huh?
231 00:16:54 Hmm.
232 00:16:56 I feel likewe saw each other...
233 00:16:59 like a few years ago, right?
234 00:17:00 No, because...
235 00:17:02 we haven'tseen each other since...
236 00:17:04 college.
237 00:17:05 Ah.
238 00:17:07 Maybe I was justthinking about you.
239 00:17:10 Well, I'm really gladI ran into you.
240 00:17:12 -Yeah.-Yeah.
241 00:17:14 Your father's appealis tomorrow, right?
242 00:17:16 Yeah. How...
243 00:17:19 Sorry, how doyou know about that?
244 00:17:20 I'm covering it for the paper.
245 00:17:22 Oh.
246 00:17:23 How is he holding up?
247 00:17:26 Um...
248 00:17:27 Are you asking for the paper?
249 00:17:29 -No, I'm asking as a friend.-Oh.
250 00:17:31 Although I'm sure the publicwould want to know as well.
251 00:17:37 Well...
252 00:17:39 my only official commentis that my dad is innocent.
253 00:17:41 Right.
254 00:17:42 I mean, no one...
255 00:17:44 would want to believethat their father
256 00:17:47 What do you mean, "believe"?My dad shouldn't be in jail.
257 00:17:50 My mom should be alive.It's not about what I believe.
258 00:17:52 -It's about what the truth is.-Right. No, yes, that's...
259 00:17:55 Oh, my God.That's what I meant.
260 00:17:57 Right.
261 00:17:59 Sorry, I haveno official comment
262 00:18:26 You have a collect call
263 00:18:27 from theIron Heights Penitentiary.
264 00:18:28 -Do you wish to accept?-Yes.
265 00:18:32 - Hey, Dad.- Hey, Barry.
266 00:18:34 -How ya doing?-I'm fine.
267 00:18:36 -You getting out much?-Yeah.
268 00:18:38 Well, no. Uh, no.
269 00:18:40 But I, um, I ran intoan old college friend...
270 00:18:43 Iris West, today.
271 00:18:45 Didn't you havea monster crush on her?
272 00:18:47 Well, she have a boyfriend?
273 00:18:49 -Why don't you ask her out?-Dad, I, um...
274 00:18:53 I had a friend runthe old security camera
275 00:18:57 through this new programhe's developed.
276 00:18:59 And it's crystal clear now.
277 00:19:02 It's just...
278 00:19:05 you never look up, Dad.
279 00:19:07 You can't see your face.
280 00:19:09 So, without new evidenceto support your alibi...
281 00:19:13 we're just gonna needto start thinking about
282 00:19:16 No, uh-uh. You need tostop worrying about
283 00:19:21 Do that, you might actuallyhave time for a girlfriend.
284 00:19:23 But Dad, I don't want...
285 00:19:25 We've done this before.
286 00:19:27 This was a last-ditch effort...
287 00:19:28 and we'll go throughthe motions tomorrow.
288 00:19:31 I'm okay, really.
289 00:19:33 You know, sometimes I eventhink it's probably easier
290 00:19:37 than out there...
291 00:19:39 without her.
292 00:19:41 'Cause this way,I can imagine she's alive...
293 00:19:44 out there living her life.
294 00:19:49 Barry?
295 00:19:52 Barry?
296 00:19:54 You there?
297 00:19:55 Yeah, I'm here, Dad.
298 00:19:57 Hey, remember that sauceshe'd make on Sundays?
299 00:20:00 The whole house wouldsmell like basil, tomatoes.
300 00:20:04 And she'd put on my sweatsand start singing.
301 00:20:09 Yeah, what was that song?
302 00:20:11 I loved that song.
303 00:20:13 Remember that part.
304 00:20:20 It's not fair.
305 00:20:21 What's not fair, Monkey?
306 00:20:23 This question is stupid.
307 00:20:25 How many calculationscan you think of
308 00:20:28 There are a bajillion answers.
309 00:20:30 How am I supposedto fit them all?
310 00:20:32 You are right.There are a bajillion answers
311 00:20:35 Not every problemhas a solution.
312 00:20:37 Sometimes you justhave to let go.
313 00:20:41 Give your brain a restand help me make the pasta.
314 00:20:46 No.
315 00:20:47 Henry?
316 00:20:50 I need youto do me a favor.
317 00:20:51 -I don't do favors.-Okay.
318 00:20:54 Barry needs youto do him a favor.
319 00:20:55 Oh, Barry! Yeah, anything.
320 00:20:58 I need another can of tomatoes.
321 00:21:01 You have a can of tomatoes.
322 00:21:02 I need another one.
323 00:21:04 I thought you guyswent to the store this morning.
324 00:21:06 But I forgot the tomatoes.
325 00:21:09 This looks way more fun.
326 00:21:11 Let's just letBarry go to the store.
327 00:21:13 You drive, right, Squirm?
328 00:21:14 -What? No.-Getting so big.
329 00:21:16 You can do anything.Look at ya.
330 00:21:18 You're getting gray, actually.
331 00:21:19 -Green can,not the blue one, okay?
332 00:21:22 Blue can,not the green one, right?
333 00:21:24 -No! Green can,not the blue one.
334 00:21:28 Oh, God.
335 00:21:31 She's gonna start singing. Run!
336 00:21:34 Run, Barry!
337 00:21:54 I love you, Monkey.
338 00:21:55 I love you more.
339 00:21:56 I loved you first.
340 00:22:15 Nora?
341 00:22:19 Barry!
342 00:22:27 Barry! Barry!
343 00:22:29 Call 911 now!
344 00:22:42 Barry?
345 00:22:44 Barry?
346 00:22:46 Don't worry about tomorrow.
347 00:22:48 We always knewit was a long shot...
348 00:22:50 Dad?
349 00:22:53 Your callwith Iron Heights Penitentiary
350 00:24:43 Barry Allen?
351 00:24:47 ...evidence our lab...
352 00:24:50 You need to focus your motion.
353 00:24:51 Do the work...
354 00:24:55 She promised...
355 00:24:59 Now, was thatfast enough for you?
356 00:25:43 So, you're sayingyou went back in time?
357 00:25:46 - Mm-hmm.- Like in Pozharnov?
358 00:25:48 Yeah,like in Pozharnov, except,
359 00:25:50 This timeI went back a whole day.
360 00:25:51 So, let's imagine...
361 00:25:53 that it is, in fact, possiblefor you to run...
362 00:25:55 faster thanthe speed of light...
363 00:25:57 and in so doing,travel back in time.
364 00:26:01 It still would be...
365 00:26:02 wildly irresponsible.
366 00:26:04 I knew you were gonna say this.
367 00:26:06 Yes, because, Barry,if you were to go
368 00:26:08 any interaction you havewith your parents or yourself,
369 00:26:11 you step onthe wrong blade of grass,
370 00:26:12 you have no ideawhat the consequences
371 00:26:15 No, I know.The butterfly effect, right?
372 00:26:17 -Yes.-I get it. But Bruce...
373 00:26:19 I could fix things.
374 00:26:21 You couldalso destroy everything.
375 00:26:24 I could save her.
376 00:26:26 I could save both of them. I...
377 00:26:31 I could save your parents.
378 00:26:34 Barry, these scars we have...
379 00:26:36 make us who we are.
380 00:26:38 We're not meantto go back and fix them.
381 00:26:42 And there's nothingbroken with you
382 00:26:47 Take it from an old guywho's made a lot of mistakes.
383 00:26:51 Don't live your past.
384 00:26:53 Live your life.
385 00:26:55 Don't let your tragedydefine you.
386 00:26:58 What if it's supposedto define me?
387 00:27:01 Your tragedy made you a hero.
388 00:27:04 And also made me alone.
389 00:27:08 We could hang out.
390 00:27:10 I mean,do you wanna get a bite?
391 00:27:12 Like, I'm still hungry.
392 00:27:16 Not this time.
393 00:27:18 Maybe some other time.
394 00:27:22 Yeah.
395 00:27:34 Nice ride.
396 00:27:36 You have fancy friends.
397 00:27:38 Yeah, it was an Uber.
398 00:27:40 Exec.
399 00:27:42 Look, Iris, I really can'ttalk about the case at all.
400 00:27:44 I'm not here as a reporter.
401 00:27:48 Can we talk?
402 00:27:55 Come on in.
403 00:28:02 I'm not gonna lie.It's a lot tidier in here
404 00:28:05 - Yeah? Yeah, well, um...- Yeah.
405 00:28:07 I'm a pretty tidy person.
406 00:28:14 -Can I offer you a drink?-Sure.
407 00:28:16 I'll take a beer.
408 00:28:19 Hmm.
409 00:28:32 Beers, beers, beers.
410 00:28:34 I keep 'em in my fridge.
411 00:28:36 Thanks.
412 00:28:37 Sure.
413 00:28:40 Look, I feel really bad
414 00:28:42 about earlier.
415 00:28:48 I should've beenmore sensitive.
416 00:28:51 And, um, I probablycould've been less sensitive.
417 00:28:56 I mean, I can't imaginewhat you've been through.
418 00:28:58 It's like you lostboth parents in one day.
419 00:29:02 I did.
420 00:29:03 I lost my mom to a tragedy,
421 00:29:05 and I lost my dadto the failures
422 00:29:08 Is that why you gotinto criminal forensics?
423 00:29:11 To try and fix the system?
424 00:29:15 Yeah.
425 00:29:17 Yeah, to fix it.
426 00:29:20 There's gotta be a wayto fix it, right?
427 00:29:22 I mean, that's kinda whyI got into journalism, too.
428 00:29:25 I could make it rightif I could just
429 00:29:27 and warn themwithout them knowing
430 00:29:30 I... thinking like that'sgonna...
431 00:29:32 ...drive you crazy.
432 00:29:34 "If I could justgo back in time...
433 00:29:36 and stop the guywho did it." It's...
434 00:29:38 No, I can't do that,'cause that's
435 00:29:42 My dad wasn't even at home.
436 00:29:44 My mom sent himto go get a can of tomatoes.
437 00:29:46 I think whoeverbroke into the house
438 00:29:49 And then my mom was in therewith the knife in her hand
439 00:29:51 and things went bad,just this absurd
440 00:29:53 chain of events.
441 00:29:55 And it's like,this footage should've finally
442 00:29:58 But instead...
443 00:29:59 three lives ruinedfor a can of tomatoes.
444 00:30:09 Oh, my God.
445 00:30:11 What?
446 00:30:13 Well, that could be it.
447 00:30:15 If my mom doesn'tforget the tomatoes
448 00:30:17 then he never leavesand she never dies.
449 00:30:19 No one would evenhave to see me.
450 00:30:22 Bruce said no interaction.This is no interaction.
451 00:30:23 This is just quick in,quick out,
452 00:30:25 back to the present,like I was never even there.
453 00:30:26 That's how I fix it.Oh, my God, Iris.
454 00:30:28 -Hmm?-Thank you, so much.
455 00:30:30 -This has been great.-Oh.
456 00:30:31 Um... I'm sorry.
457 00:30:33 I... I have to leave.
458 00:30:36 Okay. Right.
459 00:30:37 Uh...
460 00:30:39 I had a really great time,by the way.
461 00:30:56 Kal-El, son of Krypton.
462 00:31:00 This is a bad idea.
463 00:31:08 So, you're fast.
464 00:31:13 Your dad's a murderer.Your dad's a murderer.
465 00:31:18 Call 911 now!
466 00:31:22 ...now!
467 00:31:24 ...now!
468 00:31:26 ...now!
469 00:32:20 Hi, Mom.
470 00:32:33 Don't forget the tomatoes.
471 00:32:37 See you soon.
472 00:32:46 Please work.
473 00:32:56 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear... ♪
474 00:32:58 Happy Birthday, Barry.
475 00:33:07 - Go, Barry, hurry up.- Go!
476 00:33:10 Congratulationsto the class of 2013!
477 00:33:18 I love you so much.
478 00:34:22 Monkey!
479 00:34:25 What are you wearing?
480 00:34:27 Is that Barry?And he's early?
481 00:34:30 What universe is this?
482 00:34:32 You've cut your hair.
483 00:34:34 Now you can see your eyes.
484 00:34:37 -You look terrible.-Henry!
485 00:34:39 -You look old.-You look beautiful, baby.
486 00:34:40 What are they doing to youover there?
487 00:34:42 Leave him alone. He's perfect.
488 00:34:46 Come here.
489 00:34:50 I love you so much.
490 00:34:51 I love you, too.
491 00:34:53 I love you more.
492 00:34:54 I loved you first.
493 00:34:56 Go take a shower and change.
494 00:34:58 You smell like a boot.Go, go, go.
495 00:35:03 "Old," seriously?
496 00:35:05 Well, no, I mean like mature.
497 00:35:07 He's at that age,he wants to look old.
498 00:35:09 He, you know,gets into bars that way.
499 00:35:11 How can I help?
500 00:35:18 Mm. Hey, Mom,how was your day?
501 00:35:21 How was your month,or your last 18 years?
502 00:35:23 Or that's a weird question...
503 00:35:24 'cause I was here.
504 00:35:26 But obviously, we sharethose memories together.
505 00:35:29 Or I don't know,maybe we could make
506 00:35:31 Like we couldgo to the aquarium,
507 00:35:32 or to the parkand you could
508 00:35:34 That's also weirdbecause I'm an adult now,
509 00:35:36 so I'd probablymotivate my own motion
510 00:35:39 So, how was it this week?How's school?
511 00:35:42 At school was... is good.
512 00:35:45 -Mm.-School's been great.
513 00:35:47 I've just been workingreally hard there on my...
514 00:35:50 studies.
515 00:35:51 Did you ask outthat girl from econ?
516 00:35:53 I know freshman year is about
517 00:35:55 going out,meeting people, okay?
518 00:35:58 Exploring things.
519 00:35:59 Experimenting.
520 00:36:03 But you have to bevery careful.
521 00:36:05 Oh, shit.
522 00:36:08 I... have to shit.
523 00:36:11 Outside.
524 00:36:19 Help!
525 00:36:20 Shh! Why are you here?
526 00:36:22 What year is it?
527 00:36:25 -No, no, no.-Help!
528 00:36:32 That's my face.
529 00:36:33 You stole my face.
530 00:36:36 Think I'm havinga mushroom flashback?
531 00:36:37 -Is that a thing?-How old are you?
532 00:36:41 Eighteen.
533 00:36:51 Whoa.
534 00:36:53 This is mad trippy.
535 00:36:55 So, we're, like, in the future.
536 00:36:56 No, wait.This is not trippy, dude.
537 00:36:59 This is catastrophic.
538 00:37:01 And no, we're notin the future. I was supposed
539 00:37:03 but I'm still in the past.
540 00:37:04 And there's notsupposed to be two of me.
541 00:37:06 You and I are not supposedto be occupying
542 00:37:09 let alone interacting.
543 00:37:11 I just can't believeI'm a superhero
544 00:37:13 No, no, no.You are not anything.
545 00:37:16 Which is good.You don't want to be
546 00:37:18 And I get bug splatterin my teeth all the time.
547 00:37:22 Awesome.
548 00:37:24 Hey, do the thing again.
549 00:37:26 No, we don't have time.
550 00:37:28 -Mom!-Shh!
551 00:37:31 What are you doing?You're gonna tattle now?
552 00:37:33 -Do the thing.-Fine.
553 00:37:40 -Yeah. Yeah.-Happy?
554 00:37:42 Now undo it.
555 00:38:00 I can't, I can't.
556 00:38:01 Ow.
557 00:38:03 Barry,are you okay up there?
558 00:38:05 We're fine! I'm fine!
559 00:38:07 Okay, Monkey.
560 00:38:09 So, do you have like a planethat goes underwater?
561 00:38:11 Or like a boat that can fly?
562 00:38:14 How old are you, like 40?
563 00:38:15 Okay, you don't stop talking.
564 00:38:17 It's not charming.It's abrasive and exhausting.
565 00:38:20 And, oh, my God.I am starting to realize
566 00:38:23 Just...
567 00:38:25 do me a favor
568 00:38:27 and promise me that meeting meisn't gonna screw up
569 00:38:30 Broski...
570 00:38:32 I got you.
571 00:38:33 Shit, I'm in so much trouble.
572 00:38:35 What do you mean?
573 00:38:37 What do I do?
574 00:38:39 I could drug you.
575 00:38:41 Yeah, I could drug you,
576 00:38:42 and then you'd pass out,you'd wake up
577 00:38:44 and you'd forgetthat anything ever happened.
578 00:38:45 And it wouldn't bewrong, right?
579 00:38:47 No! I mean, we shouldn't.
580 00:38:49 -Please don't... drug me.-No.
581 00:38:51 No. Because here's the thing,and I thought about it before.
582 00:38:53 I don't want to be drugged.
583 00:38:54 But I'm surewe can think of another way.
584 00:38:57 Let's put onour Barry thinking caps
585 00:38:59 and think ofa different solution
586 00:39:01 for memory loss.
587 00:39:02 Also, I'm a green belt...
588 00:39:04 in the capoeira,
589 00:39:06 and I haveextensively studied wrestler,
590 00:39:08 and I could just gofrickin' lunatic on you.
591 00:39:10 Besides,I have a date tonight...
592 00:39:15 Okay.
593 00:39:17 How hard do youhave to hit someone
594 00:39:19 If I hit you in the past,will it hurt me in the future?
595 00:39:22 Wait. You sayyou have a date tonight?
596 00:39:23 Yeah. Wait,what were you doing?
597 00:39:25 Uh, nothing.Who's your date with?
598 00:39:27 This super babein my econ class.
599 00:39:30 -Iris West?-Oh, my God!
600 00:39:32 Do we marry her?
601 00:39:34 You're going ona date with her tonight?
602 00:39:35 That's whyI need Mom to do my laundry.
603 00:39:37 You don't evendo your own laundry?
604 00:39:39 Do you?
605 00:39:41 Okay.
606 00:39:42 -I'm actually gonna go.-What do you mean?
607 00:39:44 Enjoy your life. Do you.
608 00:39:46 Change literally nothing.
609 00:39:48 -Um, I'll see you again never.-I have a few more
610 00:39:51 We have so muchto learn from each other.
611 00:39:54 Oh, great.
612 00:39:55 Well, you're leaving me.
613 00:39:56 And now the storm'sgonna ruin my date.
614 00:39:59 What day is it today?
615 00:40:02 Uh... Uh...
616 00:40:05 Sunday?
617 00:40:06 No, the date.
618 00:40:09 It's September 29th.
619 00:40:12 Shit.
620 00:40:14 This storm, this is the day.
621 00:40:17 -What day?-The day I got my powers.
622 00:40:19 The day you get your powers.
623 00:40:23 -Powers?-Listen...
624 00:40:24 I can't tell you whyI traveled back in time,
625 00:40:26 and I can't tell youwhat I changed.
626 00:40:28 But, essentially,in my version of reality,
627 00:40:31 I ended up interningat the Central City Crime Lab
628 00:40:33 in my freshman year,and that's where it happened.
629 00:40:36 Well, happens.
630 00:40:38 Tonight, September 29,the accident
631 00:40:40 And if you're not there...
632 00:40:43 in 30 minutes...
633 00:40:46 then you won't get the powers.
634 00:40:47 Which meansI don't get the powers, maybe?
635 00:40:50 And then, that would meanthat I lose my way
636 00:40:53 of getting back in timein the first place,
637 00:40:55 and then I literallyhave no idea what happens.
638 00:40:58 Powers?
639 00:41:03 Wait, but what aboutour date tonight?
640 00:41:05 She might be our future wife.
641 00:41:08 There might not be a future...
642 00:41:11 if you don't come with me...
643 00:41:12 right now.
644 00:41:20 Eight minutes.
645 00:41:22 How are we gonna to get inside?What are you doing?
646 00:41:24 Would you stop whining?
647 00:41:25 This is gonna feel kinda weird.
648 00:41:51 We walk through the door.
649 00:41:54 Yes, it's okay.It's called phasing.
650 00:41:56 Come on.
651 00:42:00 I love phasing.
652 00:42:04 Uh-huh.
653 00:42:06 Everybody moves.
654 00:42:32 Well... this is it.
655 00:42:34 This is where I was sitting.
656 00:42:36 And actually,let me take this for you.
657 00:42:39 Thank you.
658 00:42:40 Okay, I had justopened those windows...
659 00:42:44 to clear out the fumes.
660 00:42:47 Right around now.
661 00:42:48 And I was sittingin that chair,
662 00:42:50 and I was right underthis shelf of chemicals.
663 00:42:52 And that's whenthe lightning hits.
664 00:42:54 Wait.
665 00:42:56 -I get hit by lightning?-No, no, no.
666 00:42:57 You don't get hit by lightning.
667 00:42:59 Okay, 'cause for a secondI thought you said...
668 00:43:00 The lightninghits the chemicals...
669 00:43:01 which then you get bathed in,
670 00:43:03 -and that's whatelectrocutes you.
671 00:43:05 -but I don't want to beelectrocuted, though.
672 00:43:07 -No, you sit down.-I already have the powers!
673 00:43:09 You already have the powers!
674 00:43:10 Exactly!
675 00:43:11 I am not gettingstruck by lightning!
676 00:43:53 It worked.
677 00:44:02 It looks like you lost a tooth.
678 00:44:07 Oh.
679 00:44:11 -No?-You lost a tooth.
680 00:44:24 All right. We gotta go.
681 00:44:30 What have we got?
682 00:44:31 The alarmsin the sterile lab.
683 00:44:33 Go check it.
684 00:44:39 Securing the entrance.
685 00:44:44 We've gotta phase.
686 00:44:45 Phase, phasing.
687 00:45:09 Oh...
688 00:45:32 Shit!
689 00:45:38 I'm slow.
690 00:45:41 Oh. Oh.
691 00:45:47 Why is your placeso much nicer
692 00:45:49 - than I expected it to be?- You like it?
693 00:45:51 Mom had to help decorate.
694 00:45:53 You know Mom.
695 00:45:54 Right, yeah. Classic Mom.
696 00:45:57 Classic Mom.
697 00:46:01 Hmm.
698 00:46:05 -What a day.-Barry,
699 00:46:07 the accident gave you powers,
700 00:46:09 but took mine away.
701 00:46:10 So, I don't knowhow I get back.
702 00:46:12 Without accessto the Speed Force,
703 00:46:14 I don't know how I ever leave.
704 00:46:16 Do you understandwhat I'm saying?
705 00:46:19 -I might be stuck.-Wait.
706 00:46:22 I have powers now?
707 00:46:24 Yeah, but...
708 00:46:25 you... No, no, no.
709 00:46:40 Holy speedballs.
710 00:46:43 Okay, I knowthis is incredibly exciting,
711 00:46:45 because I went through it.
712 00:46:46 Speedy Gonzales!
713 00:46:48 Yes, I've done itmany times myself.
714 00:46:50 You can't just start...
715 00:46:53 Shit.
716 00:46:56 ♪ We are young, we run green ♪
717 00:46:58 ♪ Keep our teethNice and clean ♪
718 00:47:01 ♪ See our friendsSee the sights ♪
719 00:47:04 ♪ And feel all right ♪
720 00:47:08 ♪ Got some cashBought some wheels ♪
721 00:47:11 ♪ Took it out'Cross the fields ♪
722 00:47:14 ♪ Lost control, hit a wall ♪
723 00:47:17 ♪ But we're all right ♪
724 00:47:30 Oh, my...
725 00:47:43 Ahh!
726 00:48:06 Okay, I'm leaving!
727 00:48:18 Put your hands up.
728 00:48:35 What did you do?
729 00:48:37 Nothing. Why?
730 00:48:45 Barry...
731 00:48:47 I could've told youabout the clothes.
732 00:48:49 You run too fast,and regular fabrics
733 00:48:51 It's the same reasonwhy you can't move people
734 00:48:54 That broccoli looks rotten.
735 00:48:55 Look, some things you can move.
736 00:48:57 Like, you can move,
737 00:48:59 for instance, a microwave.
738 00:49:01 But you can't movesomething like, say...
739 00:49:03 -a baby.-Barry,
740 00:49:05 it's like I've never eatenanything before.
741 00:49:06 Everything has thisvivid flavor. Try a little.
742 00:49:10 Just take a little bite.
743 00:49:12 That's bad, isn't it?
744 00:49:14 Yeah,this is not good.
745 00:49:15 I'm amazing. We're amazing.
746 00:49:17 I'm so hungry.
747 00:49:20 Hey, wait.
748 00:49:22 I wanna try that phasing thing.How do I do that?
749 00:49:24 You don't. Not yet.
750 00:49:26 Okay? It's very complicated.
751 00:49:28 Takes a long timeto train your body
752 00:49:30 whilst your moleculesslow down enough
753 00:49:32 the molecular structureof solid objects...
754 00:49:37 Get out of here!
755 00:49:45 You've gotta start letting mefinish my sentences.
756 00:49:49 Are we always this sleepy?
757 00:49:51 And hungry and naked?
758 00:49:53 Well, the first two, yes.
759 00:49:55 The third one, no.I've figured that part out.
760 00:49:58 And honestly,if we're gonna do this
761 00:49:59 there's a lot I'm gonna have toexplain to you.
762 00:50:01 So, a good place to start,I guess,
763 00:50:04 is that, yeah,the original suit
764 00:50:07 - was actually made outof this polysynth...
765 00:50:10 Or we'll
766 00:50:11 pick this up tomorrow.
767 00:50:13 So, the suit isinside the ring?
768 00:50:15 -Yeah.-What?
769 00:50:18 And I can have this?
770 00:50:19 No, you can't have it.You can borrow it
771 00:50:21 so you don't kill yourselfusing your powers.
772 00:50:25 You're gonna push this button
773 00:50:27 and the silk moleculesare gonna uncoil,
774 00:50:28 and expanding the suitto full size.
775 00:50:30 Ready?
776 00:50:49 It was so tiny...
777 00:50:51 You're supposed to put it onbefore it hits the floor.
778 00:50:53 What, like change...
779 00:50:55 right here in front of you?
780 00:50:57 There's no one evenhere anyway, Barry. Come on--
781 00:50:58 - Whoo, man.- Tight.
782 00:51:03 It hurts.
783 00:51:04 You know where it hurts?
784 00:51:05 -In my dick.-Okay. I know, I know,
785 00:51:08 but I don't need to know.
786 00:51:10 -Sorry, can we move on?-Mm-hmm.
787 00:51:12 Here's what I'm thinking.
788 00:51:13 If I can train youto move like I do,
789 00:51:15 then we can re-createthe Chronobowl.
790 00:51:17 Chronobowl?
791 00:51:18 In the Speed Force.
792 00:51:19 Speed Force?
793 00:51:21 And then maybewe can find some way
794 00:51:22 Back to the Future. Yes!
795 00:51:24 Eric Stoltz
796 00:51:26 is chur boy in that movie.
797 00:51:28 What an embodied performance.
798 00:51:30 You mean Michael J. Fox?
799 00:51:32 Back to the Future?
800 00:51:34 - Yeah, in the movie Back to the Future?- -Oh, my God!
801 00:51:39 -What's going on?-I don't know.
802 00:51:48 You need totake the suit off now.
803 00:51:49 Thank God.
804 00:51:56 ...reported seeinga mysterious object
805 00:51:58 hovering abovethe Australian seaboard.
806 00:52:01 -We've obtained footagefrom the sighting...
807 00:52:03 - ...and as you can see, the object...- -"Zod"?
808 00:52:05 -...appears to be a flying shipof some sort.
809 00:52:08 According toUS government officials,
810 00:52:11 satellite data
811 00:52:12 has confirmedthe presence of a spacecraft.
812 00:52:14 We'll be sure--
813 00:52:20 My name is General Zod.
814 00:52:23 I come from a world
815 00:52:25 far from yours.
816 00:52:27 For some time, your world
817 00:52:29 -has shelteredone of my citizens.
818 00:52:33 -This can't be happening.-I request that
819 00:52:36 - Not now.- ...to my custody.
820 00:52:37 What's happening?
821 00:52:40 For reasons unknown...
822 00:52:41 Zod's looking for Superman.
823 00:52:43 What's a superman?
824 00:52:47 Superman is an alienwho lives on Earth.
825 00:52:48 I'm assuming still incognito.
826 00:52:50 But, yeah, he's an alien,and he's very powerful,
827 00:52:54 and he's just the best.
828 00:52:55 And then Zod is an alienfrom the same planet,
829 00:52:59 also very powerful,
830 00:53:00 but he's just the worst.
831 00:53:02 And Zod came hereto find Clark.
832 00:53:04 -Wait, who's Clark?-Clark is Superman.
833 00:53:07 -Oh. Okay.-But then
834 00:53:09 Zod also tried toterraform the planet
835 00:53:13 and Supermanstopped him eventually,
836 00:53:15 but not before Zod killedthousands of people.
837 00:53:18 -Yeesh.-And at the time,
838 00:53:19 there wasnothing I could do, I've...
839 00:53:25 Wait, you...
840 00:53:27 You were there?
841 00:53:29 Yeah, I had justgotten my powers.
842 00:53:34 And I was still puttingsome finishing touches
843 00:53:40 This thing, Zod's World Engine,
844 00:53:42 it started destroyingMetropolis,
845 00:53:45 and I startedtrying to save people.
846 00:53:49 Daddy?
847 00:53:51 Listen to me!
848 00:53:52 Run away!
849 00:53:54 Run away!
850 00:54:01 There was this kid,and I...
851 00:54:03 I got him, but then...
852 00:54:05 I couldn't get his dad.
853 00:54:07 Daddy!
854 00:54:27 It was all I could do,
855 00:54:28 save that one kid.
856 00:54:31 Only Superman could stop Zod.
857 00:54:35 But not in timeto save those people.
858 00:54:37 And nowit's about to happen again.
859 00:54:39 But...
860 00:54:41 if I can findthe entire Justice League,
861 00:54:43 Superman andthe rest of the band...
862 00:54:45 Right.
863 00:54:46 ...then maybe I can preventthe whole thing
864 00:54:48 from evereven happening at all.
865 00:54:53 -Um, give me your laptop.-Okay.
866 00:54:56 What is that smell?
867 00:54:57 Ugh. Could be anything.
868 00:54:59 Honestly.
869 00:55:02 Who's that?
870 00:55:03 Oh. That's Gary.That's the smell. It's...
871 00:55:06 Don't worry. He's breezy.
872 00:55:09 We can do this.
873 00:55:11 Uh, let's see, Victor Stone,Gotham City University.
874 00:55:16 Oh, this is my roommate, Patty.
875 00:55:18 Patty...
876 00:55:19 is your roommate?
877 00:55:20 And that's her boyfriend,Albert.
878 00:55:23 What's up?
879 00:55:24 Good morning.
880 00:55:27 Oh, sorry. And, uh, guys...
881 00:55:31 This is my cousin.
882 00:55:33 Barry.
883 00:55:36 Whoa.
884 00:55:40 I'm starving.
885 00:55:45 Okay.
886 00:55:46 Victor Stone,Gotham City University.
887 00:55:48 Yes. Here he is.
888 00:55:50 Victor Stone, star quarterbackfor the Knight...
889 00:55:52 Shit, okay.
890 00:55:53 He's not Cyborg yet.
891 00:55:55 Wonder Woman.
892 00:55:57 Wonder Woman!
893 00:55:58 Las Vegas residency.
894 00:56:01 Illusions, juggling,and zebras.
895 00:56:04 No. That is not Diana.
896 00:56:06 -Aquaman.-Aquaman?
897 00:56:08 Is that like a super mermaid?
898 00:56:10 No, Albert,
899 00:56:11 he's not a super mermaid.
900 00:56:13 Okay? He's half Atlantean,half human
901 00:56:15 with superhuman strengthwho can control marine life
902 00:56:18 So, like a super mermaid?
903 00:56:19 No, Albert!
904 00:56:20 That iswhat you described.
905 00:56:22 We'll just tryArthur Curry...
906 00:56:24 Maine...
907 00:56:27 lighthouse.
908 00:56:30 Here we are. Thomas Curry.That's his dad.
909 00:56:32 Uh, phone.
910 00:56:34 Hello.
911 00:56:36 - Hello, Thomas Curry?- Yes.
912 00:56:38 Could I speak to Arthur?
913 00:56:40 Is Arthur around?
914 00:56:41 You wanna speak to my dog?
915 00:56:43 What? No, no. Um, sorry. Uh...
916 00:56:46 -Is this Thomas Curry?-Yes.
917 00:56:48 -And you work at a lighthouse?-Yes.
918 00:56:51 Okay, and your wife isthe queen of Atlantis?
919 00:56:53 Will you accept this rose?- Yes.
920 00:56:57 Uh, no.
921 00:56:58 Uh, right, but maybe, maybe...
922 00:57:00 um, a fishlike woman
923 00:57:03 washed into your life
924 00:57:05 -at some point or another?-Very funny, asshole.
925 00:57:10 Arthur Curry was never born.
926 00:57:12 -What?-This is a disaster.
927 00:57:14 I-I-I completelydestroyed history.
928 00:57:16 Like Eric Stoltz.
929 00:57:17 Okay, why do you keep saying,"Eric Stoltz"?
930 00:57:19 Eric Stoltz is Marty McFly.
931 00:57:20 -What?-Time travel?
932 00:57:22 Oh. We talking "BTTF"?
933 00:57:24 Come on, who is this guy?
934 00:57:25 Okay, yeah, no, I know.
935 00:57:27 I've seen all of them
936 00:57:29 and Eric Stoltzis not Marty McFly.
937 00:57:31 Really?
938 00:57:34 Then explainMarty McThigh here.
939 00:57:36 I can't explain that to you,Gary.
940 00:57:37 That's not your thigh.
941 00:57:39 It's the wrong actor,and it's upside down.
942 00:57:43 Is it?
943 00:57:47 The point is that
944 00:57:49 in Back to the Future
945 00:57:50 Marty McFly is very famouslyplayed by Michael J. Fox.
946 00:57:54 The guy from Footloose?
947 00:57:55 No, that's Kevin Bacon!
948 00:57:57 - Bacon.- Kevin Bacon's Maverick
949 00:57:59 with the volleyball,the gay guys,
950 00:58:00 -Top Gun.-♪ Great balls of fire! ♪
951 00:58:02 - Top Gun, right?- No, no, no.
952 00:58:04 I completelybroke the universe.
953 00:58:09 Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz.
954 00:58:10 -Yes.-Thank you.
955 00:58:13 I created a worldwith no metahumans.
956 00:58:16 And now there's no oneto defend us from Zod. Albert!
957 00:58:21 There's no Cyborg.
958 00:58:22 There's no Aquaman.There's no Wonder Woman.
959 00:58:24 There's no Superman.
960 00:58:26 There's no Batman.
961 00:58:28 I'm Batman.
962 00:58:31 What, you...What did you just say?
963 00:58:34 I'm Batman.
964 00:58:38 Batman exists?
965 00:58:39 - Hundo p.- Yeah, dude.
966 00:58:41 Nobody knows who he really is,
967 00:58:42 - but he exists.- Right.
968 00:58:45 Well, uh, we...
969 00:58:47 my cousin Barry and I,
970 00:58:48 have to goto that cousin's dinner.
971 00:58:51 Now.
972 00:58:53 But it was a pleasureto meet
973 00:58:55 you all.
974 00:58:57 - And Gary.- Barry.
975 00:58:59 -Barry.-Gary.
976 00:59:01 Barry!
977 00:59:21 What, are youfrickin' kidding me
978 00:59:28 What is this, hell?
979 00:59:39 It's open.
980 00:59:52 -Look at all this cool shit!-Okay, Barry,
981 01:00:00 Hello?
982 01:00:02 Bruce?
983 01:00:03 ♪ Waiting forThe break of day ♪
984 01:00:05 Bruce, are you there?
985 01:00:08 Oh, boy.
986 01:00:10 ♪ Searching forSomething to say ♪
987 01:00:12 Hey, I didn't knowyou painted.
988 01:00:15 They're good.
989 01:00:18 Bruce Wayne?
990 01:00:32 Bruce?
991 01:00:43 Hey,check this out. There's, like,
992 01:00:45 bells connected to every roomin this house.
993 01:00:46 Hey, maybe we canfind this Bruce guy...
994 01:00:48 if we just ringall these bells, right?
995 01:00:50 You don't understand how servant bells work? Those are all the bells.
996 01:00:53 -You ring themfrom all the other places.
997 01:00:56 You don't have, like,Downton Abbey in your universe?
998 01:00:58 Downtown Abbey's?
999 01:01:00 The chain of, like,family-style restaurants?
1000 01:01:02 They're like,it's like cheaper Bananabee's.
1001 01:01:04 Oh, you know whatI'd really go for right now?
1002 01:01:07 Abbey's sizzlin'zucchini squares.
1003 01:01:15 Okay.
1004 01:01:38 You know what, man?I've had it with you.
1005 01:01:43 ♪ Twenty five or six to four ♪
1006 01:01:51 ♪ Twenty five or six to four ♪
1007 01:02:17 Who the hell are you?
1008 01:02:18 I'm the guy who lives here.
1009 01:02:21 We're looking for Bruce Wayne.
1010 01:02:26 You hungry?
1011 01:02:28 ...following the broadcastearlier from General Zod.
1012 01:02:30 The individualthey're searching for
1013 01:02:31 -is still at large.-So...
1014 01:02:34 The president has yetto respond to the broadcast
1015 01:02:36 and other foreign leadersare said to be...
1016 01:02:37 ...you're the same personas him...
1017 01:02:39 -but froman alternate timeline.
1018 01:02:42 In which...
1019 01:02:45 you and I are friends?
1020 01:02:46 Yeah, you're likeprobably my best friend.
1021 01:02:49 - Okay.- -Well, but you're a bit...
1022 01:02:51 you're, uh...
1023 01:02:53 -chronologically different.-Older.
1024 01:02:56 That's what I can't understand.
1025 01:02:58 I traveled back in timefrom here to here.
1026 01:03:01 Yet somehow,everything's all changed
1027 01:03:04 back here.
1028 01:03:06 - Or like when you were born, so...- -Well...
1029 01:03:08 time isn't linear.
1030 01:03:10 Right?
1031 01:03:11 Right.
1032 01:03:15 At some point
1033 01:03:16 you probably saw a moviethat told you
1034 01:03:20 that if you went backand changed the past,
1035 01:03:22 you'd create a kind ofa branched timeline, right?
1036 01:03:25 Like, look.
1037 01:03:30 New present
1038 01:03:32 - and new future.- Yeah.
1039 01:03:34 Well, time doesn'twork like that.
1040 01:03:36 That's not how time works.
1041 01:03:37 When you go backand change the past
1042 01:03:39 you create a fulcrum.
1043 01:03:42 You put yourselfon a whole nother
1044 01:03:46 New future. New past.
1045 01:03:50 It's retrocausal.
1046 01:03:51 It goes both ways.
1047 01:03:53 Actually, it goes many ways.
1048 01:03:55 Maybe some other time.
1049 01:03:57 Okay, but inan ontological paradox model,
1050 01:04:00 What you did wasyou changed the future
1051 01:04:03 and you changed the past.
1052 01:04:05 If a person
1053 01:04:06 is stupid enough
1054 01:04:09 to mess with time...
1055 01:04:10 what you eventuallyend up with is this.
1056 01:04:15 The multiverse.
1057 01:04:16 Some strands run
1058 01:04:18 almost parallel.
1059 01:04:20 There will beinevitable intersections,
1060 01:04:22 and others that are just...
1061 01:04:24 wildly divergent.
1062 01:04:26 What it is...
1063 01:04:29 is a hot mess.
1064 01:04:31 It's a crapshoot.
1065 01:04:33 It's all just a crapshoot.
1066 01:04:35 What does the parmesan mean?
1067 01:04:36 The metaphor's over.It's just a garnish.
1068 01:04:38 And I'll tell ya something.
1069 01:04:40 A person would have to be
1070 01:04:42 an idiot
1071 01:04:43 to play craps
1072 01:04:45 with the space-time continuum.
1073 01:04:47 Yeah, an idiot.
1074 01:04:50 Here.
1075 01:04:53 Mm.
1076 01:04:56 Are you joking withthe chewing noises right now?
1077 01:04:58 So, uh, you're the reason
1078 01:05:01 this Zod character
1079 01:05:03 is about to destroy the Earth?
1080 01:05:05 Maybe.
1081 01:05:06 There's a guy called Superman
1082 01:05:08 who can stop Zod?
1083 01:05:09 -Yeah, yeah.-And flies?
1084 01:05:12 Shoots lasers out of his eyes?
1085 01:05:14 Yes, he flies, and he shootslasers out of his eyes. Yes.
1086 01:05:16 No one said "Superman"...
1087 01:05:19 that might bea little on the nose?
1088 01:05:21 -You call yourself Batman.-Yeah.
1089 01:05:23 I don't call myselfSuper Batman.
1090 01:05:27 Wait, he's Batman?
1091 01:05:30 What did you thinkwe were doing here?
1092 01:05:32 I thought this wasthe cousin's dinner.
1093 01:05:34 He's... Bruce Wayne is Batman?
1094 01:05:36 Not really.Not so much anymore.
1095 01:05:39 You know...
1096 01:05:40 they don't really need me.
1097 01:05:43 Things have changed.Gotham's now
1098 01:05:46 one of the safest citiesin the world.
1099 01:05:48 Well, I... I need you.We need you.
1100 01:05:50 In my timeline,
1101 01:05:51 Batman's our strategist,our leader.
1102 01:05:53 The world needs Superman.You're the best detective
1103 01:05:56 You're probably the only personwho can help me find him.
1104 01:05:58 So, will you help us?
1105 01:06:01 Pass.
1106 01:06:07 Like pass the salt?
1107 01:06:10 Bruce?
1108 01:06:13 He doesn'twant to help us...
1109 01:06:15 we're gonna use his bat shit.
1110 01:06:17 Bat shit?
1111 01:06:19 Yeah, his bat stuff,his bat things.
1112 01:06:21 Stand on that thing.
1113 01:06:25 Okay, remember when you phasedthrough the floor?
1114 01:06:28 -Yeah.-So,
1115 01:06:29 I need you to do that again.
1116 01:06:31 Ow.
1117 01:06:38 What is this place?
1118 01:07:48 Dude!
1119 01:07:49 This place straight beeves!
1120 01:07:53 "Beeves"?
1121 01:08:06 Barry!
1122 01:08:07 I almost died
1123 01:08:09 in an abyss!
1124 01:08:10 12,805 Clark Kents in the US.
1125 01:08:14 Is this what I think it is?
1126 01:08:25 Holy shit!
1127 01:08:27 I used to see this thingon the news when I was a kid!
1128 01:08:31 Okay, well...
1129 01:08:32 refine search.
1130 01:08:34 Date of birth.
1131 01:08:35 - Wasn't born. He arrived.- Oh!
1132 01:08:38 Oh, Barry, look!
1133 01:08:40 I'm busy.
1134 01:08:41 With what?
1135 01:08:43 Looking forunidentified objects
1136 01:08:46 anywhere near Kansasin the last 50 years.
1137 01:08:48 He has a back door into NASA.
1138 01:08:50 'Course he does.
1139 01:08:53 Yeah, but Barry,check this out.
1140 01:08:56 This bag laughs.
1141 01:08:59 Okay, can't youtake anything seriously?
1142 01:09:01 Stop messing around.
1143 01:09:03 Dude, come on.
1144 01:09:04 Have you seen this place?
1145 01:09:06 It's amazing!
1146 01:09:08 Hello!
1147 01:09:10 Has the gravity of thisnot sunk in for you?
1148 01:09:13 Stop messing around, Barry.
1149 01:09:14 I won't say it again.
1150 01:09:16 Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.
1151 01:09:18 Shut up. Shut up.
1152 01:09:20 You have no ideahow lucky you are.
1153 01:09:22 No idea!
1154 01:09:24 You take everythingfor granted.
1155 01:09:27 You just walk aroundthinking that you're so funny
1156 01:09:30 and so cool.
1157 01:09:31 And it's embarrassing,
1158 01:09:32 because you're notany of those things!
1159 01:09:36 Hey, screw you, man!
1160 01:09:38 I've done nothingbut everything you've asked.
1161 01:09:40 You made meget struck by lightning!
1162 01:09:42 I phased nakedthrough the floor.
1163 01:09:45 Now I'm probablygonna have to move.
1164 01:09:47 You won't even tell mewhy you're here.
1165 01:09:49 But will you at least tell mewhy you're being
1166 01:09:52 for no reason?
1167 01:09:53 You used Monkey as a dartboard!
1168 01:09:57 Wait, what?
1169 01:09:59 Forget it.
1170 01:10:02 The monkey? Wait...
1171 01:10:04 So, you're mad at mefor playing with a toy?
1172 01:10:07 It's not a toy.
1173 01:10:09 Mom bought us that monkey.
1174 01:10:11 'Cause she calls us Monkey.
1175 01:10:13 She gives us monkey stuffall the time.
1176 01:10:17 Right.
1177 01:10:18 Look...
1178 01:10:20 I'm sorry.
1179 01:10:24 I'm not very good with people.
1180 01:10:26 Even myself.
1181 01:10:27 Oh.
1182 01:10:29 Come on, dude.
1183 01:10:30 You're... You're not that bad.
1184 01:10:32 You can just be kind of a dicksometimes.
1185 01:10:36 But let's face it.I am pretty obnoxious.
1186 01:10:38 But I just get excited.
1187 01:10:40 Come on. This placeis pretty cool, right?
1188 01:10:44 Yeah.
1189 01:10:47 All right, well, um...
1190 01:10:51 I'll let you work.
1191 01:11:12 I know you're there.
1192 01:11:16 You know what I'm stuck on?
1193 01:11:18 That thing you said,with the spaghetti.
1194 01:11:21 You said there werecertain intersections that
1195 01:11:25 You had an Alfred.
1196 01:11:27 My Bruce has an Alfred.
1197 01:11:29 Different worlds,different times...
1198 01:11:31 yet there it is.
1199 01:11:33 Certain people,
1200 01:11:36 certain events,certain strands of spaghetti,
1201 01:11:39 drawn to each otherlike... like magnets.
1202 01:11:43 I've read all about
1203 01:11:44 temporal paradoxesand causal loops.
1204 01:11:49 But this is more than that.
1205 01:11:51 Inevitable intersections
1206 01:11:53 are something none ofthe theories could have
1207 01:11:55 well, how do you explain thatexcept for...
1208 01:11:59 fate?
1209 01:12:01 If you are listening,
1210 01:12:03 sorry about your parents.
1211 01:12:05 I'm just trying to save mine.
1212 01:12:08 There has to be a way.
1213 01:12:10 There is a way, Barry.
1214 01:12:12 Just keep trying.
1215 01:12:13 Keep trying, Barry.
1216 01:12:59 Found him.
1217 01:13:00 Barry, wake up.
1218 01:13:02 Clark's being heldby a mercenary group
1219 01:13:06 Get up, Barry.
1220 01:13:07 The goat's on fire.
1221 01:13:09 We're going to Russia.
1222 01:13:12 Sweet.
1223 01:13:14 Mm. Coffee.
1224 01:13:18 How are we gonna get to Russia?
1225 01:13:57 I'll help youget this Superman.
1226 01:13:59 Then, you're on your own.
1227 01:14:04 Oh!
1228 01:14:07 You're...
1229 01:14:09 You are, you're...
1230 01:14:14 Yeah.
1231 01:14:17 I'm Batman.
1232 01:15:06 So, what's the plan?We're just gonna, what,
1233 01:15:08 grab Superman and dip setbefore the block is hot?
1234 01:15:11 I don't know.
1235 01:15:12 Hey, you should ask him.
1236 01:15:15 - You ask him.- You should ask him.
1237 01:15:16 Yeah, I'm not gonna ask him.
1238 01:15:18 Why not? I thought Batmanwas supposed to be your friend.
1239 01:15:20 Not this one. Not this Batman.
1240 01:15:22 - We're here.- Activating hover mode.
1241 01:15:29 -Ejector seat on.-Ejector seat.
1242 01:15:31 Ejector seat.
1243 01:15:37 Okay, there are stages.
1244 01:15:40 You're strappedto your parachutes.
1245 01:15:45 Hey, where's yours?
1246 01:15:57 Whoo! This rips dicks!
1247 01:16:18 All clear. Let's move.
1248 01:16:36 Okay!
1249 01:16:46 Good. Everybody's fast nowbut me.
1250 01:16:49 Why is it so cold?- It's the Arctic, Barry.
1251 01:16:54 - Where'd he go?- I don't know.
1252 01:17:02 Superman would be down therefor sure.
1253 01:17:46 Yeah. Okay.
1254 01:18:16 What did you do?
1255 01:18:17 I had to move you.But I just did it a little.
1256 01:18:28 This might hurt.
1257 01:18:38 Just let it out.
1258 01:19:16 Let's go.
1259 01:19:25 That's whereyou keep Superman.
1260 01:19:27 Like a big scrotum.
1261 01:19:40 He's gonna hackthe Soviet security
1262 01:19:49 I tried all the combinations.
1263 01:19:53 Yes!
1264 01:20:37 Shit.
1265 01:20:39 Kal-El?
1266 01:20:43 It's not him.We've gotta go.
1267 01:20:45 Wait.
1268 01:20:47 We can't just leave her here.Look at her.
1269 01:20:50 I'll grab her. Just go!
1270 01:21:00 I got you.
1271 01:21:20 I'll handle this jabroni.
1272 01:21:27 What the...
1273 01:21:37 Barry! Somebody shot me!
1274 01:21:43 Time to dip set!
1275 01:21:54 You, you lead the way!
1276 01:21:55 -Go!-Not that way! Not that way!
1277 01:22:09 Oh, God!
1278 01:22:11 Cover!
1279 01:22:20 No!
1280 01:22:29 It's coming around.Hurry, hurry.
1281 01:22:39 No, no, no! This is bullshit!
1282 01:22:51 No!
1283 01:22:52 Come on.
1284 01:22:54 Let's go.
1285 01:22:57 You didn't tell mewe could get shot!
1286 01:22:59 Why would you assumewe couldn't?
1287 01:23:12 Oh, great! To dieat the feet of a Sputnik.
1288 01:23:20 Oh, man! I need this knee!
1289 01:23:22 - Stay calm. It'll heal.- Come on.
1290 01:23:37 - How much do you weigh?- 180.
1291 01:23:38 Each. Plus her, 440.
1292 01:23:47 Hold on.
1293 01:24:17 Oh, great.They're here.
1294 01:24:19 They're over here, too.
1295 01:24:20 Smirnoff Ice.
1296 01:24:21 - Yes. Smirnoff Ice.- Hi.
1297 01:24:23 Stop them!
1298 01:24:25 -Yep.-Okay, they're serious.
1299 01:24:27 Yeah, okay.
1300 01:24:28 What's the play?
1301 01:24:29 Batman, what do we do?What now?
1302 01:24:35 Now...
1303 01:24:37 we try not to die.
1304 01:25:38 Oh, you guys should'veseen that in slo-mo.
1305 01:26:17 Yeah, I'm justrealizing that I didn't really
1306 01:26:20 There are good Kryptonians...
1307 01:26:22 and then there are very,very bad Kryptonians.
1308 01:26:24 And I was very confident
1309 01:26:26 that we were justgonna find Superman,
1310 01:26:28 and if we found Superman,
1311 01:26:30 then this would all besuper simple.
1312 01:26:31 - Who are you?- Holy Funyuns.
1313 01:26:35 Hi.
1314 01:26:36 -I... I'm Barry.-We're Barry.
1315 01:26:39 We were trying to find Kal-El.
1316 01:26:41 But we found you instead.
1317 01:26:43 What do you want with Kal-El?
1318 01:26:45 We were trying to rescue him.
1319 01:26:46 Why?
1320 01:26:48 Because he's my friend.
1321 01:26:51 Do you... Do you know him?
1322 01:26:53 She looks mad. Get ready.
1323 01:26:55 She might do laser vision,or she might do, like,
1324 01:26:57 -or she'll just startthrowing crazy...
1325 01:27:01 Daughter of Zor-El.
1326 01:27:03 Kal-El was my cousin.
1327 01:27:04 -Right, and who's Kal-El again?-It's Superman.
1328 01:27:07 -No, 'cause you saidthat was Clark.
1329 01:27:09 Clark is his human name.
1330 01:27:13 Clark.
1331 01:27:17 He was an infant when we left.
1332 01:27:20 The last son of Krypton... I...
1333 01:27:24 I was sent to protect him.
1334 01:27:25 It looks likehe never made it to Earth
1335 01:27:27 in this universe.
1336 01:27:29 Our pods,they must have separated.
1337 01:27:32 Wait, so you thought a baby
1338 01:27:33 was gonna protect usfrom this Zod guy?
1339 01:27:36 General Zod is here.
1340 01:27:38 He must have trackedmy pod's signal.
1341 01:27:40 - I have to go.- Whoa, whoa, wait.
1342 01:27:42 Well, you need torecover your strength.
1343 01:27:46 take her to the roof
1344 01:27:47 and put her in the sun.
1345 01:27:49 Yeah.
1346 01:27:51 -Yeah.-Whatever, like if, I mean,
1347 01:27:53 you're solar powered.
1348 01:27:54 Good for you.I've been trying to...
1349 01:27:56 Oh, uh...
1350 01:27:58 We'll take that with us.
1351 01:28:10 Um, am I cool to...
1352 01:28:12 turn around?
1353 01:28:14 Are you dressed
1354 01:28:16 in a red cape?
1355 01:28:25 You're levitating?
1356 01:28:34 Is it always this loud?
1357 01:28:39 Is it loud?
1358 01:28:40 Are you, uh, good?Do you feel, um...
1359 01:28:44 strong yet, or...
1360 01:28:51 Yep, that seems, uh,
1361 01:28:52 seems strong. You know...
1362 01:28:54 old man Barry, down there,
1363 01:28:57 says if we don't stopCaptain Zode,
1364 01:28:59 he'll kill thousands of people.
1365 01:29:02 Billions of people.
1366 01:29:03 Billions?
1367 01:29:06 Of your people.
1368 01:29:07 -They're good people.-Good people?
1369 01:29:10 We came to this planet
1370 01:29:12 looking fora safe place to live,
1371 01:29:14 and they put me in a cage.
1372 01:29:16 Yeah. A lot of humansare dicks.
1373 01:29:19 But then
1374 01:29:21 there's babies and ballerinas.
1375 01:29:24 And entertainment wrestlers.
1376 01:29:25 A lot of humansare worth saving.
1377 01:29:28 Maybe to you.
1378 01:29:31 But I'm not a human.
1379 01:29:33 I'm a Kryptonian.
1380 01:29:38 She's gone.
1381 01:29:40 I have to get my powers back.
1382 01:29:45 If I can re-create the accident
1383 01:29:46 that gave me my powers...
1384 01:29:48 maybe I can reconnectto the Speed Force...
1385 01:29:49 and maybe we'd stand a chanceagainst Zod.
1386 01:29:52 Or kill yourselfin the process.
1387 01:29:57 Tell me something.
1388 01:30:00 If you get your powers back,
1389 01:30:02 you can go anywhere.
1390 01:30:04 You can go to another timeline,
1391 01:30:05 another universe.
1392 01:30:07 Why do you wanna stay...
1393 01:30:09 and fight to save this one?
1394 01:30:11 Because this is the worldwhere my mom lives.
1395 01:30:17 I went back in timeto save her.
1396 01:30:20 I'm not gonna lose her again.
1397 01:30:22 The kid doesn't know, does he?
1398 01:30:24 How do you tell someonesomething like that?
1399 01:30:30 I lost my parents...
1400 01:30:35 but that pain...
1401 01:30:40 made me who I am.
1402 01:30:42 I'm not sure I know who I amwithout it, actually.
1403 01:30:49 I spent a lifetime...
1404 01:30:51 trying to rightthe wrongs of the past.
1405 01:30:56 As if
1406 01:30:57 putting on a capeand fighting crime
1407 01:31:00 would bring my parents back.
1408 01:31:08 You actually did it.
1409 01:31:10 So...
1410 01:31:12 I guess the plan is
1411 01:31:13 to douse yourselfin industrial chemicals
1412 01:31:16 while electrocuting yourself?
1413 01:31:18 Yep.
1414 01:31:23 Want some help?
1415 01:31:26 Hell yeah. That would be incredibly useful.
1416 01:31:28 I've actually alreadyborrowed some chemicals
1417 01:31:30 and your soldering iron,
1418 01:31:31 and I'm sittingin your bat-seat.
1419 01:31:33 Is that like a faux pas?
1420 01:31:47 Wilco, Lima,Zebra, be advised...
1421 01:31:54 Air Commandto Bravo 601.
1422 01:31:56 Primary teams,please confirm your AORs.
1423 01:32:17 - Green teams ready to move.- -Standing by!
1424 01:32:21 You bring me nothing? Hmm.
1425 01:32:25 I gave you a warning.
1426 01:32:28 Your failure to deliverthe Kryptonian traitor
1427 01:32:30 is being takenas an act of war.
1428 01:32:36 - Fire, fire, fire!- We have contact, contact!
1429 01:32:37 Weapons hot!Weapons hot! Open fire!
1430 01:32:38 No.
1431 01:32:41 Air support now!I repeat, air support!
1432 01:33:11 Okay, when I throw the switch,
1433 01:33:13 the current shouldrun up the wire
1434 01:33:15 and draw the lightningright to the kite.
1435 01:33:17 Here, put that on.
1436 01:33:19 It's heat and impact resistant.
1437 01:33:20 Should protect you a little.
1438 01:33:22 Right, but the point isfor me to not be protected.
1439 01:33:25 Okay.
1440 01:33:29 You're gonna needto be out of the way.
1441 01:33:31 I will.
1442 01:33:36 Let's get electrocuted.
1443 01:33:43 This is going to work, right?
1444 01:33:45 Of course it's gonna work.
1445 01:33:46 Nothing we haven't done before.
1446 01:33:48 Besides, this timewe have Batman.
1447 01:33:50 What could go wrong?
1448 01:33:52 Uh, for the record,I think this is insane.
1449 01:33:55 Get back.
1450 01:34:02 It's fine. It's fine.
1451 01:34:13 Just you and me again,Mr. Lightning.
1452 01:34:22 Do it!
1453 01:34:46 Wait, what? No!
1454 01:34:47 No, wait! Stop! Stop!
1455 01:34:56 Oh, God.
1456 01:34:58 Oh, God.
1457 01:34:59 Barry, no.
1458 01:35:03 Go again.
1459 01:35:06 But...
1460 01:35:07 Please.
1461 01:35:16 The circuit is fried.
1462 01:36:16 I've got you.
1463 01:36:49 Hey. Barry.
1464 01:36:53 You're okay.It's like last time, right?
1465 01:36:55 So, you gotta heal now.
1466 01:37:14 Look, look, look!
1467 01:37:15 It's working. It's working.
1468 01:37:17 Yeah, it's working. Yeah.
1469 01:37:19 Yeah, he's healing.He's healing.
1470 01:37:21 Oh, my God. He's okay.
1471 01:37:23 Dude, you scaredthe shit out of me.
1472 01:38:09 You're awake.
1473 01:38:10 How you feeling?
1474 01:38:12 Slow.
1475 01:38:14 Maybe this will help.
1476 01:38:26 Ooh... Ooh!
1477 01:38:28 Yes!
1478 01:38:29 Dude, come on! Irresistible!
1479 01:38:32 Man, feels good to be back.
1480 01:38:33 Yeah!
1481 01:38:35 And what arewe wearing tonight?
1482 01:38:37 You like it?
1483 01:38:38 I-I made it myselfout of that old Batsuit.
1484 01:38:40 But you know,I made it our colors
1485 01:38:42 Well, check this out!
1486 01:38:44 It's a bit more loose.
1487 01:38:48 It beeves.
1488 01:38:51 Dude...
1489 01:38:52 you really mean that?
1490 01:38:54 I mean, I don't...
1491 01:38:55 I don't know what it means,exactly, to beeve.
1492 01:38:59 But it seems likeit's positive.
1493 01:39:02 What are you doing?
1494 01:39:05 You came back.
1495 01:39:07 I'm glad you're okay.
1496 01:39:09 I have to ask you something.
1497 01:39:12 When you found me in that holethat they put me in...
1498 01:39:16 and I wasn't Kal-El...
1499 01:39:20 why did you help me?
1500 01:39:22 Because you needed help.
1501 01:39:26 Do you knowwhat this symbol stands for?
1502 01:39:29 -Supergirl?-It means hope, right?
1503 01:39:31 Hope, yeah. Does it mean hope?
1504 01:39:33 Krypton was a beautiful place.
1505 01:39:38 We are a people of hope,
1506 01:39:40 not war.
1507 01:39:44 I'm coming to you livefrom Metropolis,
1508 01:39:45 where minutes ago,the mysterious flying...
1509 01:39:47 Zod may be from Krypton,
1510 01:39:49 but he is not my people.
1511 01:39:52 So, you're saying...
1512 01:39:54 Yes.
1513 01:39:56 I will help you fight Zod.
1514 01:40:00 Yes!
1515 01:40:02 Interesting group.
1516 01:40:04 What did you say, uh...
1517 01:40:07 we were called again?
1518 01:40:08 We're the Justice League.
1519 01:40:10 No.
1520 01:40:11 -No?-Well, I mean, kinda.
1521 01:40:15 We are short
1522 01:40:16 one literal goddess...
1523 01:40:18 one friendly Terminator
1524 01:40:19 and super mermaid.
1525 01:40:22 And we coulddefinitely use a Batman.
1526 01:40:27 Are you in?
1527 01:40:34 You wanna get nuts?
1528 01:40:38 Let's get nuts.
1529 01:40:52 In my world, Superman showed upright away when Zod
1530 01:40:55 So, as of now,we're in uncharted territory.
1531 01:40:58 What I do know is thatZod somehow controls
1532 01:41:01 which will be destroyingmuch more
1533 01:41:02 than just Metropolis now
1534 01:41:04 with every passing secondthat we don't stop him.
1535 01:41:06 Barry, what are you doing?
1536 01:41:07 What?
1537 01:41:09 Our kids are gonnawanna see this.
1538 01:41:11 Your kids?
1539 01:41:14 Well, you know,like everybody's kids. I mean,
1540 01:41:17 They're gonna wanna see this.
1541 01:41:21 We're getting close.
1542 01:41:23 I'm gonna stay airborneand take out their sky power.
1543 01:41:25 And Barry, just so we're clear
1544 01:41:26 what that essentially equatesto is you and me
1545 01:41:27 versus the entireKryptonian army.
1546 01:41:29 Chill.
1547 01:41:31 We need to buy Kara enough timeto take out Zod.
1548 01:41:33 Oh, and remember that your suitdoesn't dissipate energy
1549 01:41:36 so you need to take breaks,
1550 01:41:37 otherwise you're gonna build uptoo much charge.
1551 01:41:39 Wait, what?
1552 01:41:58 Dang it!
1553 01:42:01 Hold on!
1554 01:42:04 - Okay!- Hold on.
1555 01:42:08 The humans we came to protect?
1556 01:42:09 They don't knowwe're on their side.
1557 01:42:46 Zod.
1558 01:42:57 Kara Zor-El.
1559 01:42:58 We've been waiting for you.
1560 01:43:02 Go, go!
1561 01:43:05 Cover!
1562 01:43:10 -Drag him out, drag him!-You go! I'll cover!
1563 01:43:29 Okay, and the space giant...
1564 01:43:32 and Mistress Murder...
1565 01:43:34 -are our responsibility, too?-Hey, hey, hey.
1566 01:43:36 Don't think about them, okay?Calm down.
1567 01:43:37 We're just gonna startwith those guys over there.
1568 01:43:40 And yeah, they're Kryptonian,and we won't be able
1569 01:43:41 but we can slow them downfor her.
1570 01:43:43 One at a time.
1571 01:43:46 Okay? I'm gonna disarm them,and then you'll engage.
1572 01:43:50 Punch 'em.
1573 01:43:53 Come on, Barbie.
1574 01:43:55 Let's go party?
1575 01:44:04 Okay, ow!
1576 01:44:07 Oh.
1577 01:44:13 Okay. It's okay.
1578 01:44:14 You're okay. Come on.
1579 01:44:16 Jesus, they're fast.
1580 01:44:17 Yes, but not as fast as us.
1581 01:44:23 Terraforming has begun.
1582 01:44:25 This world must die
1583 01:44:27 so that ours may live again.
1584 01:44:37 Oh, my God. We gotta go.We gotta go.
1585 01:44:39 Dan, Danny, go, go!
1586 01:44:41 Krypton is gone, Zod.
1587 01:44:44 Your uncle...
1588 01:44:45 Jor-El...
1589 01:44:48 hid the key
1590 01:44:49 to Krypton's rebirth
1591 01:44:52 inside a Kryptonian child.
1592 01:44:54 All the genetic material needed
1593 01:44:57 to start again
1594 01:44:58 coded inside the DNA,
1595 01:45:00 then sent to Earthin an escape pod.
1596 01:45:03 He's not here. You have failed.
1597 01:45:06 We found him.
1598 01:45:09 We intercepted his pod.
1599 01:45:13 But your cousin wasnot the one we needed.
1600 01:45:18 You are the one.
1601 01:45:20 Kara Zor-El.
1602 01:45:21 It is your blood...
1603 01:45:24 we must harvest.
1604 01:45:25 What did you do to Kal-El?
1605 01:45:26 Your sacrifice that will allow
1606 01:45:29 Krypton to live again.
1607 01:45:31 What did you do?
1608 01:45:36 The infant did not survive.
1609 01:46:12 Look, new plan.
1610 01:46:14 I'm gonna createa cyclonic diversion.
1611 01:46:15 And you're gonnajust come in, hard.
1612 01:46:17 Feet first this time.
1613 01:46:34 Yes!
1614 01:46:35 Barry, did you see that?
1615 01:46:37 Be careful. You're accumulatingtoo much charge.
1616 01:46:41 What if I justEmperor this guy?
1617 01:46:44 No, no, no!
1618 01:47:13 Barry, that was actuallyonly half stupid!
1619 01:47:15 But if you're gonna do thatand not die,
1620 01:47:17 you need to completethe circuit somehow.
1621 01:47:19 Try puttingyour hands together, like this.
1622 01:47:24 Oh, shit.
1623 01:47:27 -You're ready.-Let's go!
1624 01:47:41 ♪ I seem to think I thinkI got a little situation ♪
1625 01:47:44 ♪ So listen to me, sisterListen maybe you can help ♪
1626 01:47:47 ♪ I think I gave a lot ofProblems my consideration ♪
1627 01:47:50 ♪ But not for meIt always seem to be
1628 01:47:53 ♪ Why all the people alwaysSeem to just be on vacation ♪
1629 01:47:56 ♪ What do I get from itI don't get anything at all ♪
1630 01:47:59 ♪ I'm like a trash canHolding all the information ♪
1631 01:48:02 ♪ And every single timeIt leaves me
1632 01:48:13 ♪ And only one I'm taking ♪
1633 01:48:47 I'm going after the big one.
1634 01:49:00 I've been hit.
1635 01:49:03 Bruce, do you copy?
1636 01:49:05 -Where's Kara?-You go find her.
1637 01:49:12 Bruce!
1638 01:49:14 Ejection mode failure.
1639 01:49:16 Ejection mode failure.
1640 01:49:58 Rest, Kara Zor-El.
1641 01:50:05 Going down.
1642 01:50:11 But I'm not going alone.
1643 01:50:13 No, no, no, Bruce!
1644 01:50:15 Bruce, eject! Bruce,just eject...
1645 01:50:25 No!
1646 01:50:38 Kara.
1647 01:50:46 Isn't supposed...
1648 01:50:50 Not supposed to happen...
1649 01:50:57 Kara's dead.
1650 01:50:59 They're both dead.
1651 01:51:00 But they don't have to be,right?
1652 01:51:02 'Cause we can go back.
1653 01:51:05 -Like you did.-You're not fast enough yet.
1654 01:51:07 You sure?
1655 01:51:10 Barry!
1656 01:51:13 Barry, wait!
1657 01:51:28 Is this back enough?
1658 01:51:30 Yeah, I guess so.
1659 01:51:38 Listen, Barry, I...
1660 01:51:41 What? It's okay.We can fix this.
1661 01:51:45 You know whatyou're gonna change?
1662 01:51:46 I know what I'm gonna change.
1663 01:51:52 I'm going after the big one.
1664 01:51:56 Bruce, pull off. That gunshipis shield-protected.
1665 01:51:59 Roger that.
1666 01:52:03 Bet he's not.
1667 01:52:06 Who? Space giant?
1668 01:52:07 Yes, yes, please take him out.
1669 01:52:51 Yes.
1670 01:54:51 No.
1671 01:54:53 Hey.
1672 01:54:55 It'll be okay.
1673 01:54:56 Not this time, kid.
1674 01:55:00 Maybe some other time.
1675 01:55:08 We can't bring you back,can we?
1676 01:55:11 You already did.
1677 01:55:15 You already did.
1678 01:55:27 Come on, Barry.
1679 01:55:29 Gotta get up. Come on.
1680 01:55:31 -Barry.-We go again.
1681 01:55:35 Barry.
1682 01:55:38 Let's just go.
1683 01:55:40 Barry, come on. Let's just go.
1684 01:55:42 Barry, there's no point.
1685 01:55:46 Barry!
1686 01:56:07 Phase!
1687 01:56:13 Okay, I have to pull it out.
1688 01:56:16 -I have to pull it out.-No, I'm okay.
1689 01:56:17 You have to phase again.Barry, phase again.
1690 01:56:19 I'm okay. I justshould've stopped sooner.
1691 01:56:20 Ow!
1692 01:56:37 Again.
1693 01:56:40 Barry.
1694 01:56:50 Okay, can we pleasejust take a minute?
1695 01:56:52 Sorry, dude.Yeah, bro, of course.
1696 01:56:55 That'sthe whole thing.
1697 01:56:56 We can take as much timeas it takes.
1698 01:56:58 No, that's not what I mean.Hey!
1699 01:57:22 Okay, you good? Come on.
1700 01:57:24 I need you in there. Let's go.
1701 01:57:26 Barry, please,just listen to me!
1702 01:57:46 Where were you?
1703 01:57:47 What, you just stand herethe whole time?
1704 01:57:49 Barry, this isan inevitable intersection.
1705 01:57:52 You have to stop. Barry!
1706 01:58:09 No, Barry, wait!
1707 01:58:16 Barry, listen.
1708 01:58:19 There's somethingI should tell you.
1709 01:58:23 I went back in time initially
1710 01:58:25 -because...-Yeah, because Mom died.
1711 01:58:28 How do you know?
1712 01:58:29 It doesn't matter. Does it?
1713 01:58:32 You know that I have toundo what I did.
1714 01:58:35 No.
1715 01:58:36 It's not a mistake.
1716 01:58:37 We can save her.
1717 01:58:38 And we can save them.
1718 01:58:39 No, we can't.
1719 01:58:41 This is whatBruce was talking about.
1720 01:58:44 Barry, this is inevitable.
1721 01:58:46 We can try a million times,and we're not gonna
1722 01:58:49 No matter what we do...
1723 01:58:52 this world dies.
1724 01:58:54 Today.
1725 01:58:56 Look around.
1726 01:59:02 Look at the damagewe're causing.
1727 01:59:10 Now we have to stop.
1728 01:59:11 Okay?
1729 01:59:12 Look, I was justdoing my laundry.
1730 01:59:14 You're the one who cameand told me that
1731 01:59:17 And now you're saying what?
1732 01:59:19 You don'twant me to be?
1733 01:59:21 Well, guess what!It's too late!
1734 01:59:24 I am...
1735 01:59:26 ...the Flash.
1736 01:59:28 And I can save everyone.
1737 01:59:30 Nobody dies!
1738 01:59:32 Barry...
1739 01:59:34 not every problemhas a solution.
1740 01:59:45 Not every problemhas a solution.
1741 01:59:51 Sometimes we justhave to let go.
1742 01:59:53 Sometimes you justhave to let go.
1743 01:59:55 Let go of Mom?
1744 01:59:58 She'll always be alive,somewhere in time.
1745 02:00:02 Always.
1746 02:00:04 Just not for us.
1747 02:00:06 You're full of shit, dude.
1748 02:00:09 I'm going back.
1749 02:00:10 You're going backto kill Mom?
1750 02:00:12 No!
1751 02:00:13 You're staying!
1752 02:00:15 You stay, right here.
1753 02:00:18 Just give me one more time.
1754 02:00:20 Barry, stop!
1755 02:00:22 You, stop!
1756 02:00:56 Feel like we got offon the wrong foot.
1757 02:00:58 Let's start again.I'm the Flash.
1758 02:01:00 What's your name?
1759 02:01:02 I've lived...
1760 02:01:04 more than you can dream.
1761 02:01:06 Not an answer.
1762 02:01:09 Do you, like, rehearse that?
1763 02:01:16 Whoa.
1764 02:01:17 Get out of here, Barry!
1765 02:01:34 That scar, you...
1766 02:01:36 Oh, my God.
1767 02:01:38 So, you're... You are...
1768 02:01:41 Yes, I am...
1769 02:01:43 you.
1770 02:01:47 We are so close.
1771 02:01:49 I've got it almost figured out.
1772 02:01:51 How longhave you been doing this?
1773 02:01:54 Time is inconsequential.
1774 02:01:57 Come on, Barry.
1775 02:02:07 Up in the sky!It's a bird!
1776 02:02:10 It's a plane!
1777 02:02:11 It's Superman!
1778 02:02:55 Purrfectly foolproof.
1779 02:02:59 Only the Jokerwould think of that.
1780 02:03:38 Please just look atwhat's happening.
1781 02:03:42 These worlds...
1782 02:03:52 ...they're collidingand collapsing.
1783 02:03:57 We did this.
1784 02:04:00 W-We're destroyingthe fabric of everything.
1785 02:04:04 You have to stop.
1786 02:04:06 It stops once I've fixed it!
1787 02:04:10 It's not entirely your fault,Barry.
1788 02:04:13 I pushed you out ofthe Chronobowl
1789 02:04:17 so you could start meon this path. Hmm?
1790 02:04:20 How do you likeour endless paradox?
1791 02:04:23 I made you create me...
1792 02:04:26 and now you're the one...
1793 02:04:29 in my way.
1794 02:04:31 No matter how close I getto winning this fight...
1795 02:04:34 you go back
1796 02:04:36 and let Mom die.
1797 02:04:37 You're the inevitableintersection.
1798 02:04:41 And you do have to let go.
1799 02:04:43 What's he talking about?
1800 02:04:46 You're my hero.
1801 02:05:01 What did you do?
1802 02:05:03 Hey, hey. Don't worry.It's gonna heal.
1803 02:05:06 It's gonna heal.
1804 02:05:07 I just wanted to...
1805 02:05:26 You tell Mom I love her.
1806 02:06:39 Don't forget the tomatoes.
1807 02:06:54 I used to love that cerealwhen I was a kid.
1808 02:06:57 Yeah.
1809 02:06:58 My son goes nuts for it.
1810 02:07:05 They stop making it.
1811 02:07:07 Well, I knowthey were talking about
1812 02:07:09 -Do I know you?-No, I'm not from around here.
1813 02:07:12 I was just visiting my mom.
1814 02:07:14 Maybe I know her.
1815 02:07:15 What's her name?
1816 02:07:18 She's the best...
1817 02:07:20 and kindest personin the world.
1818 02:07:22 You okay?
1819 02:07:23 Yeah, I'm just...
1820 02:07:25 I'm really gonna miss her.
1821 02:07:48 I know I'm just...
1822 02:07:49 a random lady in a store.
1823 02:07:52 But do you want a hug?
1824 02:07:54 Mm-hmm. Sure.
1825 02:08:01 - I'm sorry.- Oh, don't say that.
1826 02:08:05 Your mom must be gratefulyou came to visit her.
1827 02:08:08 She's very lucky to have you.
1828 02:08:18 I'm very lucky to have her.
1829 02:08:20 Ah! You have to tell her that.
1830 02:08:24 Moms like to hearthese kind of things.
1831 02:08:27 Believe me.
1832 02:09:07 Love you, Mom.
1833 02:09:16 I love you more.
1834 02:09:19 I loved you first.
1835 02:09:26 Bye.
1836 02:09:27 Bye.
1837 02:10:02 I'm back.
1838 02:10:13 Shit!
1839 02:10:15 Court!
1840 02:10:26 ...original trialwas initially...
1841 02:10:31 I'm so sorry.
1842 02:10:36 As I was saying...
1843 02:10:39 the samesecurity camera footage,
1844 02:10:41 Exhibit Fin the original trial,
1845 02:10:43 was initiallyconsidered useless,
1846 02:10:45 but has now
1847 02:10:47 been enhanced,
1848 02:10:49 using the latest tech
1849 02:10:51 from Wayne Enterprises.
1850 02:10:53 It confirms
1851 02:10:55 the alibi
1852 02:10:56 Mr. Allen has argued,
1853 02:10:59 and his son, Barry,
1854 02:11:01 has corroborated,since day one.
1855 02:11:10 Here.
1856 02:11:15 Right here, you can clearly seemy client, Mr. Allen,
1857 02:11:18 reaching for a can of tomatoes
1858 02:11:21 on the top shelf.
1859 02:11:41 Mr. Allen, Mr. Allen, can youtell us a bit more about
1860 02:11:43 Well, um...
1861 02:11:45 the tomatoes movedfrom the bottom shelf
1862 02:11:48 and subsequently,
1863 02:11:50 uncooked the spaghetti.
1864 02:11:53 Unquote.
1865 02:11:56 I'm sorry, that makesabsolutely no sense. What are
1866 02:11:59 -Thank you. Thank you so much.-The allegations, the trial...
1867 02:12:02 We're good here. Thank you.
1868 02:12:04 ...statement in the court.
1869 02:12:06 -Did I give a good quote?-Yeah.
1870 02:12:08 Spaghetti.
1871 02:12:11 Hey, speaking of food,I was thinking, um...
1872 02:12:15 you should ask me to dinner.
1873 02:12:17 D-Dinner with me?
1874 02:12:19 Yes, a date, Barry.
1875 02:12:21 Iris West,do you wanna dinner-date me?
1876 02:12:24 -I'd love to.-Thank you.
1877 02:12:26 I'd love to also.
1878 02:12:28 Call me.
1879 02:12:51 - Bruce!- Congratulations.
1880 02:12:53 Thank you. You have no ideahow good it is
1881 02:12:56 I... I have so much to tell youthe next time I see you, Bruce.
1882 02:13:00 Okay? And I didn't listen.
1883 02:13:01 And things did get very,very weird,
1884 02:13:03 but I put everything back,I promise.
1885 02:13:05 I'm pulling up now.
1886 02:13:07 Oh, great.
1887 02:13:09 - Get the shot.- Sir, sir!
1888 02:13:11 - Back up, please.- Shot!
1889 02:13:13 Sir, I'd like toask you for a video
1890 02:13:15 - Wayne! Wayne!- Step aside.
1891 02:13:18 Was it backed byyour own allegation?
1892 02:13:23 Who the fuck is this?
1893 02:13:25 He's notanswering any questions.
1894 02:13:27 Hey, Barry.
1895 02:13:30 No, wh-where's...
1896 02:13:32 You're, you... No.
1897 02:13:34 You can't...
1898 02:13:35 You... You're not Batman.
1899 02:13:40 What's wrong with you?
1900 02:13:43 Huh.
1901 02:13:48 Well...
1902 02:14:06 ♪ Let it go ♪
1903 02:14:10 ♪ This too shall pass ♪
1904 02:14:18 ♪ Let it go ♪
1905 02:14:22 ♪ This too shall pass ♪
1906 02:14:28 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1907 02:14:34 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1908 02:14:40 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1909 02:14:46 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1910 02:14:49 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1911 02:14:52 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1912 02:14:54 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1913 02:14:56 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1914 02:14:58 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1915 02:15:00 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1916 02:15:03 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1917 02:15:05 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1918 02:15:07 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1919 02:15:08 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1920 02:15:10 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1921 02:15:12 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1922 02:15:14 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1923 02:15:16 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1924 02:15:18 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1925 02:15:21 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1926 02:15:22 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1927 02:15:25 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1928 02:15:27 ♪ You can't keep lettin' itGet you down ♪
1929 02:15:29 ♪ When the morning comes ♪
1930 02:22:34 I've told youit's my metabolism, right?
1931 02:22:36 I can't get drunk.
1932 02:22:38 I can't get drink either.
1933 02:22:40 Listen. Listen, I'm,'cause I'm trying to...
1934 02:22:42 'Cause what I'm tryingto explain as simply
1935 02:22:45 They were all Batman.They were all Bruce Wayne.
1936 02:22:47 But each of them wasa completely different person.
1937 02:22:49 -So, on the other line-time...-Timeline.
1938 02:22:53 ...I'm the same guy?
1939 02:22:54 Yeah. Actually, pretty much.
1940 02:22:55 You're lovable, furry...
1941 02:22:57 loyal, motivated by bacon.
1942 02:23:00 All right, listen.
1943 02:23:02 Thank you for making itmore simpler for me,
1944 02:23:04 Yeah, I'm doing my best.-
1945 02:23:06 Look, you're missingthe larger premise here.
1946 02:23:08 In my timeline, when I...
1947 02:23:13 All right, come on.
1948 02:23:15 Up, up, Broseidon.
1949 02:23:16 All right, come on.
1950 02:23:18 I thought you were gonnasleep on the couch.
1951 02:23:21 Arthur, I live right here.
1952 02:23:22 Harry?
1953 02:23:24 I live right here. It's okay.
1954 02:23:31 Okay.
1955 02:23:32 Oh, hey.
1956 02:23:33 More beer.
1957 02:23:36 Go fast. Oh, here! Here.
1958 02:23:39 Here. Pay with this.
1959 02:23:42 Arthur,this is Atlantean treasure.
1960 02:23:44 You... You tell them that.
1961 02:23:46 ♪ Got no moneyFor the sailor suit I... ♪
1962 02:23:49 -Yep.-♪ I'm a sailor... ♪
1963 02:23:51 You're a sailor.
1964 02:23:52 He's fine.
