酒精计划 Druk(2020)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:13 What is youth? A dream
2 00:00:17 What is love? The content of the dream
3 00:00:22 - Ready for the Lake Race? - Yeah!
4 00:00:25 3, 2, 1... go!
5 00:00:29 You must drink a full case on the race around the lake.
6 00:00:33 One beer per person at each bench.
7 00:00:43 Each team has an umpire who ensures the case is brought back.
8 00:00:47 The umpire is not allowed to drink the beers.
9 00:00:53 If you vomit as a team, one minute will be deducted.
10 00:00:57 Wait, wait...
11 00:01:01 When you return to the bench, you drink the last beer.
12 00:01:05 The winner gets the bottle deposits.
13 00:01:49 Take it down a notch.
14 00:01:51 Take it down a notch.
15 00:01:55 Show some consideration.
16 00:02:00 Get over here.
17 00:02:38 A film by Thomas Vinterberg
18 00:02:53 They call him Fjonk.
19 00:02:55 Red hair, Thor's hammer necklace. It was him and his friend.
20 00:02:59 - Where did he get the handcuffs? - We don't know.
21 00:03:03 But he cuffed the poor ticket inspector to a rail, and then they partied on.
22 00:03:09 It's okay to have fun, but it's gone overboard.
23 00:03:12 Maybe we should have a zero-alcohol policy all of next semester.
24 00:03:18 Right.
25 00:03:20 - How do they intend to uphold that? - It's like shutting down the Freetown.
26 00:03:27 - Sune, you'll do the warm-up today. - Yes.
27 00:03:30 - Come. - Okay. Follow me. Let's go.
28 00:03:37 Speed it up.
29 00:03:42 - No cutting corners. - Right...
30 00:03:50 Looking good.
31 00:03:59 Open to the page of 'In Denmark I Was Born'.
32 00:04:10 'In Denmark I Was Born'. Open your books. Come on.
33 00:04:17 Let's hear how rusty you are. Yes.
34 00:04:21 In Denmark I was born, here my home is...
35 00:04:28 What is psychology?
36 00:04:32 Can anyone tell me what psychology is?
37 00:04:36 Psychology is the scientific study of human psychological processes -
38 00:04:42 - which is what we'll work on the coming year.
39 00:04:45 Why do we behave, experience and react as we do?
40 00:04:55 And the Industrial Age is the period in world history -
41 00:05:01 - when Western societies -
42 00:05:05 - based on their technological progress -
43 00:05:09 - started the process that created the foundation for the modern world.
44 00:05:17 The invention of new technology...
45 00:05:20 Excuse me. Weren't we talking about Churchill?
46 00:05:23 Yes, that's right. Let's focus on that.
47 00:05:27 Churchill, the World War... let's focus on that.
48 00:05:31 - World War 2? - No, World War 1.
49 00:05:34 And thus... the Industrial Age.
50 00:05:39 - So, Churchill was First Lord of... - This has gone bonkers.
51 00:05:46 Malthe, is there another lesson you have to attend right now?
52 00:05:55 - Did you hand in your report? - Yes.
53 00:06:00 - Did it feel good? - It was okay.
54 00:06:14 Okay, I'm off. I'm on nights all week.
55 00:06:18 - Anika? - See you tomorrow.
56 00:06:23 Anika...
57 00:06:26 - Have I become boring? - What do you mean?
58 00:06:31 Do you find me boring?
59 00:06:34 Compared to what? When you were young or...?
60 00:06:38 Yes.
61 00:06:48 You're not the same Martin I first met.
62 00:06:51 Right... okay.
63 00:07:09 Martin?
64 00:07:11 You have the seniors in history, right?
65 00:07:16 Yes.
66 00:07:18 Uhm, they've tried to reach you on school-intra.
67 00:07:21 They want to meet with you. Are you available this afternoon?
68 00:07:27 Yes...
69 00:07:29 Sure, that's fine.
70 00:07:32 What's it about?
71 00:07:35 Just talk to them.
72 00:07:42 Oh, hi. I thought I'd just be meeting with a couple of you.
73 00:07:47 We've gathered those of us who could on such short notice.
74 00:07:52 Yes... well...
75 00:07:55 So, here I am.
76 00:07:59 Our children may be called upon to do an exam in history with you.
77 00:08:04 - We need to talk about that. - Of course.
78 00:08:12 There's great pressure -
79 00:08:15 - on the admittance requirements to the universities they want to attend.
80 00:08:19 So it's not exactly good news if they have to take an exam with you.
81 00:08:24 I see.
82 00:08:27 I need you to elaborate on that.
83 00:08:32 It's so uncomfortable to say this... but a C+ really drags down your average.
84 00:08:37 It's History A, so it counts double.
85 00:08:42 And you seem so indifferent...
86 00:08:46 No, I'm not indifferent.
87 00:08:51 It's not easy to learn when you've got your head stuck in your phone.
88 00:08:57 Maybe you should...
89 00:09:05 But I'll take note of it and try to work something out.
90 00:09:12 Whether that means another teacher or...
91 00:09:17 I'd like to say something.
92 00:09:20 What you said about the Easter Crisis...
93 00:09:23 Totally confusing. Right?
94 00:09:38 Jonas! Please put back the bike when you borrow it.
95 00:09:41 - But I didn't. Ask Kasper. - I never touched it.
96 00:09:48 - Where are you going? - To Nikolaj's 40th. Didn't I tell you?
97 00:09:52 Oh, right. Fine.
98 00:09:59 It won't be late. I'll take the car.
99 00:10:02 Okay.
100 00:10:10 - Anika, do you have a minute... - Look, just stop it. There's pizza.
101 00:10:16 Just get one out.
102 00:10:18 - See you. - See you later.
103 00:10:21 Bye, Martin!
104 00:10:26 Okay, I'm off now, boys.
105 00:10:30 Where are you going?
106 00:10:32 Out to dinner. Nikolaj's birthday. Didn't I tell you?
107 00:10:37 Dunno.
108 00:10:40 It won't be late.
109 00:10:44 Mom's on night duty, and there's pizza in the freezer.
110 00:10:48 - Hello? Pizza in the freezer. - Sure.
111 00:11:14 Tommy? So, are we leaving?
112 00:11:18 - Never saw you in a suit before. - It's from the days with Mette.
113 00:11:23 The socks, too?
114 00:11:26 What? Oh, right. No one'll notice.
115 00:11:31 How's she doing? Mette.
116 00:11:34 Mette?
117 00:11:38 I don't know.
118 00:11:41 It has to pee. It can hardly walk anymore.
119 00:11:44 There...
120 00:11:49 There, Laban. That's right.
121 00:11:53 Yeah... there. Have a little pee.
122 00:11:57 I just need to help it get started.
123 00:12:00 There, a little pee.
124 00:12:06 Good boy.
125 00:12:09 I'm driving. A soda, please.
126 00:12:11 - No lemon. - No lemon, very well.
127 00:12:14 I have a bit of work to do for tomorrow.
128 00:12:17 - The rest of us are having bubbles. - Sounds great.
129 00:12:20 I have a champagne here from 2013.
130 00:12:24 There you go, a nice glass for you.
131 00:12:27 What characterizes this champagne is the mineral notes.
132 00:12:32 If you close your eyes, you'll envision ripe French fields.
133 00:12:36 - Damn, this is good. - Draft beer and champagne.
134 00:12:41 Wait with the beer, okay?
135 00:12:43 But how are you? You're 40 today!
136 00:12:47 Okay... How the hell am I?
137 00:12:50 I can't complain. I have a beautiful wife -
138 00:12:54 - I live by the sea, and she's loaded.
139 00:12:58 We have three kids who sleep in our bed and pee on us every night.
140 00:13:03 - I never sleep anymore. - Come on...
141 00:13:06 It's true.
142 00:13:08 Let's shelf that for a second and say congratulations and cheers.
143 00:13:12 - Cheers. - Martin, this is great.
144 00:13:15 - Too bad you're so sensible. - Cheers.
145 00:13:17 It is, but the question is what's sensible.
146 00:13:22 More nonsense from you?
147 00:13:24 Yes. I mean, it's not from me as such.
148 00:13:27 There's this Norwegian philosopher and psychiatrist, Finn Skårderud...
149 00:13:32 - You're so lame. - Look. He thinks it's sensible to drink.
150 00:13:38 - When you drive? - All the time.
151 00:13:41 He claims humans are born with a blood alcohol content that's 0.05% too low.
152 00:13:47 - Okay. - But it's interesting.
153 00:13:50 Just to be clear... So 0.05%... How much is 0.05%?
154 00:13:55 1-2 glasses of wine, and you should maintain it at that level.
155 00:14:01 So you should just keep drinking?
156 00:14:04 Yes. His claim is that when you have a 0.05% BAC -
157 00:14:11 - you're more relaxed -
158 00:14:14 - and poised -
159 00:14:17 - and musical and open.
160 00:14:21 More courageous in general.
161 00:14:23 I could use a little more self-confidence and spirit.
162 00:14:28 We all could. And isn't that what you struggle with at school, Martin?
163 00:14:35 - What? - The problem in your class.
164 00:14:38 Peter mentioned...
165 00:14:39 I just mentioned the school situation.
166 00:14:44 Okay.
167 00:14:45 - Listen, not to stick my nose in... - Don't worry about it. It's fine.
168 00:14:52 But I don't know... whether those things are related?
169 00:15:01 - Those kids just need to behave. - Totally. A kick in the butt.
170 00:15:07 - Exactly. - Martin, you're the man in charge.
171 00:15:10 Bury them in homework and assignments and whatnot!
172 00:15:14 Paper, boom. Curriculum, boom.
173 00:15:17 Finished off with a talking-to. They like it.
174 00:15:20 Right, Nikolaj?
175 00:15:24 I think it's about something else. I think it's a bit bigger than that.
176 00:15:30 I think your problem with the class is more banal.
177 00:15:34 I think you lack self-confidence. And joy.
178 00:15:39 - I think that's what it's about. - Okay.
179 00:15:43 If I may interrupt? We'll now serve the caviar.
180 00:15:47 Tonight we will serve a Baerii caviar.
181 00:15:51 It's from Northern Europe, locally harvested in Germany.
182 00:15:55 - We usually serve a vodka... - And you'll also do that today.
183 00:16:00 This vodka would put a smile on the Tsar's face.
184 00:16:04 It's an Imperia from Russia, wheat-fermented and cooled -
185 00:16:08 - which crystallizes the water, giving the vodka a velvety and rich texture.
186 00:16:16 That'll take us above the 0.05%. Tommy?
187 00:16:20 - Thank you. - There you go.
188 00:16:22 - I'll take the vodka... - No, leave the bottle!
189 00:16:26 - Can you feel it... - Jeez!
190 00:16:30 It's entering your blood stream.
191 00:16:32 You feel all warm inside as it spreads. It has quite a punch.
192 00:16:37 Martin, come on. Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive.
193 00:16:42 Grab some caviar and vodka. You can drive home in a couple of hours.
194 00:16:48 No need to get worked up over that. Cheers.
195 00:16:50 Cheers.
196 00:16:52 - Cheers. - Listen... This is...
197 00:16:56 - This is amazing. - This is great.
198 00:17:00 I told you! You and your beer.
199 00:17:03 I prefer draft beer. What's wrong with that?
200 00:17:06 Nothing, but it's his 40th...
201 00:18:03 We've arrived at the main course. Should we take a look at wines?
202 00:18:07 Yes, let's. We'll have a really, really, really good glass of wine for Martin.
203 00:18:13 I have for you a Jérome Chezeaux, a friend of the house.
204 00:18:17 A wine from the Burgundy district. 2011.
205 00:18:21 And as Robert Parker writes in his 95-point rating -
206 00:18:26 - this wine encapsulates the Burgundy spirit.
207 00:18:36 Thank you. I think we could use a refill over there.
208 00:18:39 - Is it good? - Very.
209 00:18:46 - There you go. - Thank you.
210 00:18:51 Martin, what's up? What going on?
211 00:19:02 Not much.
212 00:19:09 I don't do much. I don't see many people.
213 00:19:15 How are you and Anika doing?
214 00:19:22 She works nights a lot, so...
215 00:19:26 I don't see her much either.
216 00:19:43 There, there... Take it easy, Martin.
217 00:19:47 I don't know how I ended up like this.
218 00:19:51 - I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it.
219 00:19:58 - Have you considered someone else? - No, I haven't.
220 00:20:03 She is... the mother of my children.
221 00:20:07 And she looked after my dad when he died.
222 00:20:16 The plan was to hold each other's hands when we get old.
223 00:20:25 We'll just have to see.
224 00:20:33 I'm sorry.
225 00:20:37 Martin, 12 years ago, when I came to the school, you were a big man -
226 00:20:42 - heading for a research position. We were all talking about you.
227 00:20:47 You had a grant and a PhD all lined up, damn it!
228 00:20:52 - You did apply, didn't you? - No. The kids were little and...
229 00:20:58 - I already told you all this, Tommy. - Right. You did.
230 00:21:09 When I met him, he was just a little shit.
231 00:21:13 Roaming the streets in jeans acting tough as all hell.
232 00:21:18 - And he took dancing lessons... - Seriously?
233 00:21:22 - Dancing lessons? Was it ballet? - Hey! It was jazz ballet.
234 00:21:27 - Jazz ballet, give me a fucking break. - I did.
235 00:21:30 You took jazz ballet lessons... So how's that going?
236 00:21:34 Shut up, some people take up pottery.
237 00:21:37 He was out of this world. It was totally professional.
238 00:21:43 Hey, hey, hey! Martin, you're a beautiful man.
239 00:21:47 And you can dance. Not bad. Let's see it.
240 00:21:51 It was crazy when you did the...
241 00:21:58 Go on, show us.
242 00:22:00 One time. One. On the floor.
243 00:22:04 - Oh, I did my back in. - Come on, Martin!
244 00:22:08 - Come on, show us something. - Tommy, you know all the moves.
245 00:22:12 - Show it again. - Do it yourself, man!
246 00:22:16 What the hell, okay.
247 00:22:18 It was something like... and down and like this!
248 00:22:23 - Boom! Never saw it coming! Thank you. - Cheers!
249 00:22:29 Let's go!
250 00:22:32 - No running! - Martin, you're lifting...
251 00:22:35 No running!
252 00:22:38 - One foot on the ground at all times! - Like this.
253 00:22:43 1 2 3...
254 00:22:48 - Hey! I didn't know what it was about! - Next!
255 00:22:52 - You're twice his weight! - Next. Come on.
256 00:22:58 1 2 3...
257 00:23:06 Get him down! Get him down!
258 00:23:53 - Hi. - Hi.
259 00:24:56 Hello there.
260 00:25:08 Okay, so I've gone over the curriculum...
261 00:25:15 Hello! Concentrate, please. Good.
262 00:25:20 I've gone over our curriculum, and we've been through the historic challenges -
263 00:25:26 - of the in... indru...
264 00:25:30 ...indrusti...
265 00:25:33 ...caused by the industrialization.
266 00:25:37 So let's go over the curriculum together -
267 00:25:42 - and get an overview of it.
268 00:25:51 Martin!
269 00:25:56 Thanks for the other day. What a night!
270 00:26:04 What are you doing?
271 00:26:07 I can't drive.
272 00:26:13 It was 0.05%, right? Just wanted to try it out.
273 00:26:21 - Hi, honey. I'm taking Martin home. - Why?
274 00:26:26 - Hi, Amalie. - He can't drive...
275 00:26:30 His car's in the shop, so I'm giving him a lift.
276 00:26:34 But we need milk, toilet paper, diapers -
277 00:26:38 - and straw for the rabbit cage. Okay?
278 00:26:43 Copy that. Kisses, honey. Bye.
279 00:26:49 - Call the guys. - I just wanted to try it.
280 00:26:52 There's a bigger perspective here. Call Tommy.
281 00:26:57 We're on our way.
282 00:26:59 - Because Nikolaj has lost his mind. - No!
283 00:27:03 Martin is a brave man who's decided he wants to do something with his life!
284 00:27:08 We're coming now. He hung up.
285 00:27:11 - What the hell? - Calm down.
286 00:27:14 I just took a couple of sips, leaned back and felt what that was like.
287 00:27:20 - So let's have a drink? - No. So how was the class?
288 00:27:26 Well... I had some verbal motor challenges.
289 00:27:33 So basically -
290 00:27:35 - we're testing out the Skårderud hypothesis.
291 00:27:40 - Collecting evidence. - Exactly.
292 00:27:43 What if you get so wasted you can't talk?
293 00:27:46 I had no problem talking.
294 00:27:49 We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day.
295 00:27:55 Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 p.m., and then stopped -
296 00:28:00 - so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful.
297 00:28:04 So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach.
298 00:28:09 I think it's exciting.
299 00:28:14 So do I.
300 00:28:20 But we'll write a brilliant psychological essay about it -
301 00:28:25 - so that it isn't altogether foolishness.
302 00:28:29 - Okay. - What do we write?
303 00:28:32 A study of Finn Skårderud's hypothesis -
304 00:28:35 - that man is born with a deficit of 0.05% BAC.
305 00:28:38 And now what the trial will consist of.
306 00:28:42 Daily consumption of alcohol aspiring to uphold a level of 0.05%...
307 00:28:48 With the aim of collecting evidence of psychological -
308 00:28:53 - verbal motor and psycho-rhetorical effects -
309 00:28:56 - and study of increased social and professional performance.
310 00:29:02 - We only drink during work hours. - Okay.
311 00:29:06 It'll have to be.
312 00:29:09 Like Hemingway. No drinking after 8 p.m. or during the weekend.
313 00:29:23 What... Otto, for God's sake.
314 00:29:26 Damn it... Otto.
315 00:29:31 Look! Damn it, Otto. You have to speak up when you have to pee.
316 00:29:36 - Mom, I peed! - Shh! Not now. You'll wake them.
317 00:29:41 Tell me before you pee. Not after. And no yelling.
318 00:29:47 Listen... telling me after...
319 00:29:49 Why are you yelling? I've slept all of 20 minutes!
320 00:29:53 You're waking the whole house. I haven't slept through the night in 3 years!
321 00:29:58 - What's that? - It's piss!
322 00:30:02 - Why didn't he pee before bedtime? - What an annoying thing to ask.
323 00:30:07 - Do it yourself, if you're so clever. - I intend to. Are you okay, sweetie?
324 00:30:15 - Nikolaj, breakfast is ready! - Coming. Start without me.
325 00:30:29 Nikolaj!
326 00:30:56 Malthe, put your phone away unless you want to share it with all of us?
327 00:31:01 - Uhm, no. - Fine. Put it away.
328 00:31:05 And close the door.
329 00:31:13 We're having a test today.
330 00:31:17 I'd like to see where we're at.
331 00:31:21 - Josephine. Isn't your name Josephine? - Yes.
332 00:31:25 The rest of you, pay attention. What I'm about to talk about -
333 00:31:29 - we've already been through this year, or last year.
334 00:31:42 Josse, there's an election with three candidates, so who do you vote for?
335 00:31:48 - Do you follow? - Yes.
336 00:31:52 Number 1: He is partially paralyzed from polio. He has hypertension.
337 00:31:58 He's anemic and suffers from an array of serious illnesses.
338 00:32:03 He lies if it suits his purpose and consults astrologists on his politics.
339 00:32:10 He cheats on his wife, chain-smokes and drinks too many martinis.
340 00:32:15 Number 2: He's overweight, and he's already lost three elections.
341 00:32:21 He's had a depression and two heart attacks.
342 00:32:25 He's impossible to work with and smokes cigars non-stop.
343 00:32:31 And every night when he goes to bed, he drinks incredible amounts of champagne -
344 00:32:36 - cognac, port, whisky and adds two sleeping pills before dozing off.
345 00:32:42 The last one, number 3:
346 00:32:44 He's a highly decorated war hero. He treats women with respect.
347 00:32:48 He loves animals, never smokes and only has a beer on rare occasions.
348 00:32:55 Josse, who do you vote for?
349 00:32:59 - The last one. - The last one. Number 3.
350 00:33:03 - And the rest of you? - Yes, number 3.
351 00:33:06 Oh boy! You just discarded...
352 00:33:11 ...Franklin D. Roosevelt.
353 00:33:15 Winston L. Churchill. And thankfully you elected this guy.
354 00:33:21 Hitler?!
355 00:33:25 Focus! It's funny, but there's a point to this, which is important -
356 00:33:32 - and which I hope you'll understand some day.
357 00:33:36 The world is never as you expect.
358 00:33:41 Oh, we'll be busy, but let's see if we can't make this work.
359 00:33:46 Jason, page 83.
360 00:33:49 In Denmark I was born
361 00:33:53 here my home is
362 00:33:57 from there my roots...
363 00:34:01 Stop! Stop, stop.
364 00:34:04 It sounds like a Christmas party at a swinger club. Come on.
365 00:34:10 Klara, seriously. You sing divinely, but it's not about me hearing you.
366 00:34:16 It's about you listening to each other.
367 00:34:20 Stand up.
368 00:34:24 Close your eyes.
369 00:34:30 Try to be completely...
370 00:34:34 ...calm.
371 00:34:36 And plant your feet -
372 00:34:40 - solidly on the ground and...
373 00:34:53 There! Open your eyes.
374 00:34:58 Good morning.
375 00:35:03 Now we will sing with our ears, our hearts, with our souls.
376 00:35:10 And... hold hands for a second.
377 00:35:14 Let the energy flow through you.
378 00:35:18 There. Find the common pulse.
379 00:35:21 I'll give you the note.
380 00:35:27 In Denmark I was born
381 00:35:32 here my home is
382 00:35:37 from there my roots
383 00:35:41 and there my world extend.
384 00:35:47 You windswept Danish strand
385 00:35:52 where ancient chieftain's barrow
386 00:35:58 stands close to apple orchard
387 00:36:03 hop and mallow.
388 00:36:08 Therefore you I love
389 00:36:13 Denmark, my native land.
390 00:36:33 - So? - There's something to it, huh?
391 00:36:37 Definitely. I was thinking you can sniff it.
392 00:36:42 Then it won't be on your breath, and I think it'll have greater effect.
393 00:36:47 I don't know... Don't forget to take notes.
394 00:36:51 - Tommy? - I don't know where he is.
395 00:36:55 - Nikolaj, where's Tommy? - He's off today. Coaching youngsters.
396 00:36:58 Have some water, and we'll get back to it.
397 00:37:03 So, Specs, did your parents forget to give you water again?
398 00:37:07 Okay.
399 00:37:09 No, you can't have this.
400 00:37:12 Hjalte! Come here. Give Specs a sip.
401 00:37:16 Why don't you give him a sip?
402 00:37:21 Listen, Hjalte, if you want to play in the matches -
403 00:37:24 - you'll be a good sport and give Specs a sip.
404 00:37:28 If I'm to spend my spare time on you little pissants, you better behave.
405 00:37:34 Yeah! Spread out, play each other.
406 00:37:38 Pay attention to each other!
407 00:37:42 They're hard on you, huh, Specs? Stay here with me, okay?
408 00:37:47 Yeah. Take a little break.
409 00:37:50 Great!
410 00:37:52 And pass it back. Yes!
411 00:38:11 - Hi. - Hi.
412 00:38:15 - You're drinking wine? - I guess I am.
413 00:38:19 - Did you sleep until now? - Yes.
414 00:38:24 - Are the boys home for dinner? - I don't really know.
415 00:38:29 I'll make enough for the four of us.
416 00:38:35 Can I get you anything? Coffee? Wine? Both?
417 00:38:40 - Coffee, please. - Coffee.
418 00:38:44 - Jonas is almost as tall as me. - Really?
419 00:38:48 He's missing this much. Don't tell him.
420 00:38:52 He'll have to discover it himself. He'll be out of control.
421 00:39:12 - Have you talked about fall vacation? - I think we'll just stay home.
422 00:39:17 - Those of us who don't have plans. - Or we could go canoeing.
423 00:39:23 - What? - We've always done that.
424 00:39:26 - Yes, eight years ago. - Yes! It's been too long.
425 00:39:29 The fresh air will do the boys good, and maybe we should... What's up?
426 00:39:34 Nothing.
427 00:39:37 But I could ask you the same thing. What's up with you?
428 00:39:42 Nothing. I just want to go on fall vacation.
429 00:40:11 I'd better get ready.
430 00:40:51 Hello? Hey...
431 00:40:55 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi.
432 00:41:00 - Look what I found. - What the hell's that?
433 00:41:04 Booze.
434 00:41:06 - Where the hell does that come from? - Beats me.
435 00:41:11 Not many teachers have keys to this place.
436 00:41:17 I may have forgotten to lock up, but... And there's a newspaper.
437 00:41:21 Let me see. Yeah, you're right, dammit.
438 00:41:24 Someone's been having a nice time. And look over here. A hip flask.
439 00:41:31 - Mogens, did you inform the principal? - No, not yet.
440 00:41:36 - You didn't? - No, not yet.
441 00:41:39 And here's another one.
442 00:41:42 Have any of you seen students drinking on the school premises?
443 00:41:48 During school hours.
444 00:41:51 Some bottles were found in the gym depot.
445 00:41:56 No? I don't assume anyone here has a problem I should know about?
446 00:42:05 - Phew! - I'm sorry about the depot.
447 00:42:08 I didn't know anyone went there.
448 00:42:12 - We have to be careful. - Yeah.
449 00:42:18 I haven't felt this good in ages.
450 00:42:21 Something's happening. Even when I'm sober.
451 00:42:26 I think there's more to this. Maybe even going a bit higher.
452 00:42:38 I think that's exciting.
453 00:42:42 Peter, nobody found out.
454 00:42:45 I haven't been teaching this well in ages.
455 00:42:50 I just know there's more to it.
456 00:42:53 Something more unreserved?
457 00:42:58 Yes. We don't know if we'll react the same way to the same BAC.
458 00:43:02 True.
459 00:43:05 Peter, you love Klaus Heerfordt. He was a very gifted pianist.
460 00:43:10 - Put him on, would you? - Sure.
461 00:43:13 He could only play at the exact point of being neither drunk nor sober.
462 00:43:19 And he was absolutely brilliant.
463 00:43:22 And you want to take this to the Tchaikovsky level.
464 00:43:27 Yes.
465 00:43:30 But I don't know if we'll all react the same way to the same BAC. Peter...
466 00:43:36 - Let's have a drink and find out. - Easy now.
467 00:43:40 - Are we or are we not alcoholics? - We're not alcoholics.
468 00:43:44 We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself.
469 00:43:49 Exactly. I give you Klaus Heerfordt and one of his drinking buddies.
470 00:44:45 It's huge.
471 00:44:47 Well? What do we write down?
472 00:44:51 Part 2.
473 00:44:53 The Individual BAC.
474 00:44:56 A daily consumption of alcohol at a variable and individual level -
475 00:45:03 - in order to achieve optimal professional and social performance -
476 00:45:08 - and the ensuing collection of evidence of psychological -
477 00:45:14 - and psycho-rhetorical effects.
478 00:45:17 Who goes first?
479 00:45:51 Well... That's the question...
480 00:46:11 Greetings...
481 00:46:12 ...dear, young friends.
482 00:46:16 I wish all of you a Happy New Year.
483 00:46:23 See you.
484 00:46:25 Bye, Martin.
485 00:47:51 Churchill liked his alcohol...
486 00:48:14 Thanks.
487 00:48:30 Whoops!
488 00:48:35 What the hell is going on?
489 00:48:42 Mornin'.
490 00:48:49 Oops.
491 00:48:53 Martin, are you okay?
492 00:48:57 I'll handle it. It's just a nosebleed. There.
493 00:49:02 Martin, here we go.
494 00:49:04 - Am I bleeding? - We'll add some compression.
495 00:49:08 You're bleeding a bit. Yeah, there it is.
496 00:49:12 Just stick it up there. Up.
497 00:49:21 Cool.
498 00:49:23 Take that with you.
499 00:49:25 No worries. He's fine.
500 00:49:44 Okay, let's do this.
501 00:49:46 Can you guess what you have in common with these three gentlemen?
502 00:49:53 - Girls, too? - Yes, the girls, too.
503 00:49:57 And for those of you who've been asleep for the past 18 years, this is:
504 00:50:02 General Grant, Ernest Hemingway and good old Winston Churchill.
505 00:50:07 What do you have in common with them?
506 00:50:11 You drink like pigs. Every week, all year round.
507 00:50:16 A lot of alcohol, so let me ask you a few questions.
508 00:50:21 Jason, you're a feisty one. How much do you drink in a week?
509 00:50:27 I don't know.
510 00:50:30 You can tell me, I won't tell anyone.
511 00:50:34 National Board of Health recommends max. 14 units for men and 7 for women.
512 00:50:40 Jason, Jason, Jason, do you drink more or less than recommended?
513 00:50:44 Well... I drink Thursday, Friday and Saturday...
514 00:50:51 ...and a bit on Sunday.
515 00:50:53 And Wednesday, if there's a Champion's League game on.
516 00:50:56 So how much?
517 00:50:57 14-15 drinks Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And 4-5 Sunday and Wednesday.
518 00:51:03 - So how much is that in a week? - In a good week 50-55.
519 00:51:09 - What was that? - 55.
520 00:51:12 55. Okay. Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race?
521 00:51:20 - Is the question understood? - Yes.
522 00:51:23 You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock.
523 00:51:29 - And if you vomit? - As a team?
524 00:51:32 There's a rule?
525 00:51:34 You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone...
526 00:51:37 They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands.
527 00:51:41 How many of you take part in the Lake Race?
528 00:51:44 Everyone.
529 00:51:47 I swear, no one could tell.
530 00:51:51 This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill -
531 00:51:54 - and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes -
532 00:51:59 - painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature -
533 00:52:03 - and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said:
534 00:52:09 "I never drink before breakfast."
535 00:52:14 So, when you run around totally wasted -
536 00:52:19 - throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone -
537 00:52:24 - because you're in great company.
538 00:52:27 Grant, Hemingway and old Winston -
539 00:52:30 - could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is:
540 00:52:36 If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters -
541 00:52:41 - will flunk big time, and who will pass?
542 00:52:44 In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out -
543 00:52:49 - and who will win a world war?
544 00:53:04 Josse, help me out here. You know all about D-Day, right?
545 00:53:07 To the board, go on.
546 00:53:12 Give me three good reasons for D-Day's success.
547 00:53:17 D-Day was the day -
548 00:53:20 - the Allied Forces landed on a French beach.
549 00:53:24 - Yes, where? - Normandy.
550 00:53:29 - See you, Martin. - See you.
551 00:53:36 I've booked a canoe trip.
552 00:53:45 Martin? Martin...
553 00:53:51 - What level are you at? - Around 0.1, I think.
554 00:53:56 Fantastic.
555 00:54:07 Nooooo:( Said yes to a shift. Didn't think you meant it
556 00:54:15 Seriously?
557 00:54:21 Can't you change it?
558 00:54:28 See you tomorrow.
559 00:55:32 Sigrid... the quote.
560 00:55:36 "To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily."
561 00:55:40 "Not to dare is to lose oneself."
562 00:55:44 Are you ready?
563 00:55:46 Stand up.
564 00:55:48 Hand to your heart. You too, Specs.
565 00:55:53 A lovely land is ours
566 00:55:57 with beeches green about her
567 00:56:02 encircled by the sea encircled by the sea.
568 00:56:08 Off you go!
569 00:56:12 Hjalte!
570 00:56:13 Boys! I'm busy over here.
571 00:56:16 Finish up already! Hjalte! Finish it!
572 00:56:20 Goddammit! Come again.
573 00:56:28 Pass to Huxi!
574 00:56:31 Hjalte, nice pass.
575 00:56:39 Okay, listen up, boys.
576 00:56:43 Hjalte! Pass the ball to Kasper.
577 00:56:46 Go on! Run! Huxi, pass to Bror!
578 00:56:50 Pass to Specs now! That's right!
579 00:56:54 Run, Specs! Come on!
580 00:57:13 Awesome!
581 00:57:29 Tommy! You're the best coach in the world!
582 00:57:34 A sliding tackle!
583 00:57:37 You can totally do a sliding tackle on this!
584 00:57:43 - Is that allowed? - Sliding tackle!
585 00:57:46 Sliding tackle.
586 00:57:50 Are you afraid of my sliding tackle?
587 00:57:54 Take this! Yes!
588 00:58:04 I wish I had a couple of kids running around in the garden.
589 00:58:11 I'd have liked that.
590 00:58:14 But you get all wound up and start tidying up whenever you meet a woman.
591 00:58:20 - Just calm the fuck down. - That won't get me any kids, Tommy.
592 00:58:26 You've got your students. They're gonna remember you forever.
593 00:58:31 They're gonna forget all about us the moment they're out the door.
594 00:58:49 Hi, Sebastian.
595 00:59:01 Hey. Are you okay?
596 00:59:04 Yeah, I was just studying.
597 00:59:08 I may not teach psychology, but you sure don't look okay.
598 00:59:13 What's going on?
599 00:59:17 - Love troubles? - What?
600 00:59:22 I've had my heart broken a couple of times.
601 00:59:26 Sit down.
602 00:59:29 - But know this about girls... - Peter, it's not that.
603 00:59:35 - What, then? - All this.
604 00:59:42 School, homework, grades...
605 00:59:47 - I broke down during exams last year. - You're worried about exams already?
606 00:59:52 I have to be. I can't repeat another year.
607 00:59:55 Hey...
608 01:00:01 It's horrible being here again.
609 01:00:07 As long as I get a B+ average, I can get into medical school.
610 01:00:12 But right now I'll be lucky to pass.
611 01:00:22 Ever considered having a drink before the exam?
612 01:00:26 - What? - Just a shot.
613 01:00:29 Or maybe two, to take the edge off your anxiety -
614 01:00:34 - and to loosen your tongue.
615 01:00:36 I know it sounds crazy, but I won't tell anyone.
616 01:00:40 - Go! We're way too close. - Come on!
617 01:00:45 - Well done, Mom. - They're falling apart in boat 1.
618 01:00:50 - We weren't ready! - Go, go, go!
619 01:00:54 - This is nice. - That one over there, it's flat.
620 01:00:59 - Are we there? - Sure, just a bit lopsided.
621 01:01:05 - Want us to carry some of your load? - Stop gloating, Martin.
622 01:01:15 Want me to grab the water?
623 01:01:17 Put it in here.
624 01:01:20 - In here? - Yes, just...
625 01:01:22 Oh no. I want another partner.
626 01:01:28 - Why do you and Mom get the big tent? - And why are we so deep in the woods?
627 01:01:33 - Yessir! - Yes!
628 01:01:36 - Does it live in Africa? - No.
629 01:01:43 - Does it live in... - Is it a...
630 01:01:47 - Don't skip my turn. - We're in for a long night.
631 01:01:51 - Is it a sea cow? - A what?
632 01:01:55 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - I am.
633 01:01:59 Does it live in the Swedish woods?
634 01:02:04 - Does it live on the savannah? - No.
635 01:02:07 It doesn't live on the savannah.
636 01:02:10 If it doesn't live on the savannah nor in the Swedish woods -
637 01:02:13 - it must be a cuckoo. A cuckoo.
638 01:02:17 - A cookie? - A cuckoo. It's a bird.
639 01:02:21 - Is that it? - No.
640 01:02:24 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - Don't you get it?
641 01:02:28 - I get it! - Does it live in the water?
642 01:02:31 Each time I ask, I have one option less the next time.
643 01:02:35 So now you're down to 1,224,000,000 animals.
644 01:02:40 - Come on, Kasper. - A salmon.
645 01:03:05 What's happening?
646 01:03:09 What's happening?
647 01:03:16 - Are you crying? - Yes.
648 01:03:18 Why?
649 01:03:21 I think I've missed you, that's all.
650 01:03:35 Me too.
651 01:03:53 I've missed us.
652 01:03:58 For a long time.
653 01:04:05 Maybe too long.
654 01:04:29 What do you have in store for us? Are we having a drink first?
655 01:04:33 I spoke to a senior psychologist at a leading hospital -
656 01:04:37 - about a chapter he entitled 'Harmful Consumption of Alcohol'.
657 01:04:42 - For a longer period of time. - So you want us to stop?
658 01:04:45 No. I'd like for us to examine the entire spectrum of alcohol.
659 01:04:51 I mean, if we're to do a report?
660 01:04:53 Skårderud talks about 'ignition'.
661 01:04:56 After 7-10 units -
662 01:05:00 - you either get tired and go home -
663 01:05:04 - or you get a restless mouth: The more you get, the more you want.
664 01:05:09 You want to drink anything all the time.
665 01:05:12 I'd like for us to drink to the point of ignition...
666 01:05:16 ...and beyond.
667 01:05:20 I'm talking about the ultimate catharsis.
668 01:05:23 Total oblivion.
669 01:05:26 - I think I'm getting off here, boys. - Really?
670 01:05:29 I think it's time to get back to my family.
671 01:05:34 I'm game.
672 01:05:37 - What are you up to? Are you drunk? - No, we're not.
673 01:05:42 - Sure? - Yes.
674 01:05:44 We're off to capoeira and then to my Dad's -
675 01:05:48 - while you goof off or whatever the hell you do.
676 01:05:52 Remember to shop for tomorrow. Fresh codfish.
677 01:05:55 - Sure. - Fresh cod.
678 01:05:57 Fresh cod it is. Bye, kids.
679 01:06:01 Have fun at capoeira.
680 01:06:04 - Fresh cod. - Fresh cod.
681 01:06:08 - Coming, Tommy? - Yes.
682 01:06:11 - Have we got everything? Booze? - It's all in here.
683 01:06:15 We'll start with this. Peychaud's bitters.
684 01:06:20 - Alcohol-free? - It's all alcohol!
685 01:06:23 Seven, eight... Add four lumps of sugar.
686 01:06:26 - Got it. - Crush them. We need some ice.
687 01:06:30 - This is all very elaborate, isn't it? - No.
688 01:06:34 We might as well drink surgical spirit, then.
689 01:06:36 - What are you having? - Sazerac. 5 cl bourbon, 1 cl absinthe.
690 01:06:42 The jazz musicians in New Orleans created it -
691 01:06:45 - to look like a watered-down cocktail.
692 01:06:48 But it's pure alcohol. I mean, it's...
693 01:06:51 - Why do you rotate the glass? - To coat it with absinthe.
694 01:06:55 Then add this.
695 01:06:59 And now for the magic touch. Hand me the orange.
696 01:07:03 You cut off a slice. The peel contains a fragrant oil.
697 01:07:08 - I don't need it. - Oh yes. Just rub it on the edge.
698 01:07:12 - Smell that. - I'll grab that. Is it all done?
699 01:07:16 Hey, wait for the rest of us. Cheers.
700 01:07:24 Holy crap!
701 01:07:26 Well, what are we gonna write?
702 01:07:29 Part 3.
703 01:07:31 The maximum BAC.
704 01:07:36 The maximum BAC.
705 01:07:38 Study of high alcohol intake aspiring to reach maximum level -
706 01:07:43 - with special focus on observation of -
707 01:07:46 - emancipating psychological effects.
708 01:07:50 The study is conducted in private -
709 01:07:53 - to avoid negative interference from and with the surroundings.
710 01:07:57 - Here's another round. - Martin, don't you want a drink?
711 01:08:01 - I'll pass. - Don't you want a drink?
712 01:08:04 There you go.
713 01:08:10 - See you. - Cheers.
714 01:08:13 Holy crap. I've never tasted anything like it.
715 01:08:19 Holy crap.
716 01:08:21 - It's fucking strong. - But also, good.
717 01:08:27 Are you sure about that, Martin?
718 01:08:32 There you go.
719 01:08:35 Holy crap. What is this?
720 01:08:38 Cheers!
721 01:08:40 Cheers.
722 01:09:21 - How's the dancing? - Gone to hell.
723 01:09:24 Martin!
724 01:09:31 There we go.
725 01:09:36 Cheers!
726 01:10:14 Down, down, down.
727 01:10:16 - I'm not downing it. Just a swig. - Cheers.
728 01:10:20 We need to go higher. To the top!
729 01:10:45 Martin.
730 01:10:53 Where is the fresh codfish?
731 01:10:55 I'm afraid we're out of fresh. We've only got frozen.
732 01:10:59 Why haven't you got fresh cod -
733 01:11:02 - when all months with an R in them are cod months?!
734 01:11:07 Well, it may be in season...
735 01:11:09 Hey! Hello!
736 01:11:16 Hey, listen.
737 01:11:22 I once caught a cod with my bare hands. I just grabbed it...
738 01:11:28 - It was like... - There it is.
739 01:11:33 - What the fuck are you doing? - It's right there.
740 01:11:35 I'll catch a crab... And I'll use the crab to catch the cod.
741 01:11:40 We have to stick to the rules.
742 01:11:44 Always put on a life jacket.
743 01:11:47 Why can't you swim? You're a gym teacher.
744 01:11:50 I teach gym, not...
745 01:11:51 - Forget the cod. Let's go out. - Coming.
746 01:11:55 - Come on. - Coming!
747 01:11:58 - Peter! - Not again!
748 01:12:02 Shut up!
749 01:12:07 See you in town!
750 01:12:09 Oh, what a jolly night!
751 01:12:30 Oh, what a jolly night!
752 01:12:54 We gotta eat. Gotta eat.
753 01:12:56 1,000 kroner for some fish 'n' chips.
754 01:12:59 2,000... 3,000.
755 01:13:01 Take your money. Drop it.
756 01:13:05 So I'll eat it.
757 01:13:07 Don't do that.
758 01:13:11 - Karen, give me 47 47s. - That's a Christmas beer.
759 01:13:15 47 47s!
760 01:13:17 - Last round! - Tommy...
761 01:13:25 You've had your fill of beer, dearie. Good night and sleep tight.
762 01:13:33 Last round!
763 01:13:37 Get down from there!
764 01:13:40 He just wants to show us his jazz ballet moves.
765 01:13:44 Dance...!
766 01:13:57 Are you coming?
767 01:14:07 Coming?
768 01:15:12 Ew, Nikolaj, you just pissed! Gross!
769 01:15:17 Aw!
770 01:15:18 - What's happening, Mom? - Dad just peed in the bed.
771 01:15:23 - Ew, that's gross. - Christ, just how drunk are you?
772 01:15:27 Hey, calm down. Do we even know...
773 01:15:31 - Otto pees on me, too. - You're so far out.
774 01:15:35 Let's go watch some TV.
775 01:15:39 Is it time to get up? Now?
776 01:15:46 - Nikolaj, what are you doing? - Checking to see if I can drive.
777 01:15:50 Drive? That's the baby monitor!
778 01:15:55 - Help me get up. - Hell no.
779 01:16:00 You're not fit to look after your kids anymore.
780 01:16:03 There, there, sweetie.
781 01:16:07 Deal with this mess by yourself. We're going to my sister's.
782 01:16:12 Nikolaj, do you understand?!
783 01:16:44 - Hello. It's the neighbor. - He's bleeding.
784 01:16:48 - Look, go back in... - And bring Kenya. Get him up.
785 01:16:56 I can't...
786 01:16:59 Come on, get up.
787 01:17:02 I'll take him from here.
788 01:17:05 - Hi, Jonas. - This isn't our house, Dad.
789 01:17:09 Let's go home.
790 01:17:12 - Just hang on... - Hey, take it easy.
791 01:17:18 Okay.
792 01:18:04 You have to explain to the children what happened, Martin.
793 01:18:11 Okay.
794 01:18:15 Well, I got a little drunk yesterday.
795 01:18:23 But Dad, you've been drunk for a while, haven't you?
796 01:18:28 Yes.
797 01:18:30 Everybody knows now, I think.
798 01:18:38 - Please go to your rooms. - But we just sat down.
799 01:18:42 Now.
800 01:18:57 What's going on, Martin?
801 01:19:01 I don't recognize you anymore.
802 01:19:05 I haven't recognized you for a long time.
803 01:19:12 We don't talk anymore.
804 01:19:16 10 minutes on a vacation, and then you're gone again.
805 01:19:22 - Says you. - Yes.
806 01:19:24 You've been shutting me out for years.
807 01:19:28 Okay.
808 01:19:29 I couldn't care less if you drink with your friends.
809 01:19:33 That's not the point.
810 01:19:37 This entire country drinks like maniacs anyway.
811 01:19:41 Don't you see that our problem is that you're never really present?
812 01:19:46 You're completely invisible!
813 01:19:50 And when you have fun, it's with someone other than me.
814 01:20:02 Are you also having fun with someone other than me?
815 01:20:07 Do you have fun with someone other than me?
816 01:20:15 Martin, I couldn't just...
817 01:20:22 I couldn't just sit here and wait for you.
818 01:20:30 Don't sit here and wait for me.
819 01:20:32 Just get out.
820 01:20:35 Get out of here.
821 01:20:39 Get out.
822 01:20:41 Get the hell out of here!
823 01:20:44 What the hell are you saying to me? What are you saying to me?
824 01:20:51 Nobody has to wait for me.
825 01:20:57 Nobody has to wait for me!
826 01:22:09 Study of Skårderud's theory that man is born with an alcohol level 0.05% too low
827 01:22:16 ends here...
828 01:22:32 Due to immense, negative social effects -
829 01:22:36 - and danger of...
830 01:22:38 Alcoholism.
831 01:23:27 I've called for this extraordinary meeting on very unpleasant grounds.
832 01:23:32 I hope you've had a nice Christmas break.
833 01:23:37 I have received consistent reports that one or more of the faculty -
834 01:23:40 - for some time now have been consuming alcohol on our premises.
835 01:23:45 During the day.
836 01:23:50 So far, I've dismissed it as pure fiction, but I...
837 01:23:56 - I'm running late... - But...
838 01:24:19 Tommy.
839 01:24:22 - Tommy, what's up? - Just a little tired...
840 01:24:31 - Maybe we should... - I'll sit down here.
841 01:24:48 Too many students nowadays are little boys -
842 01:24:53 - struggling to...
843 01:25:00 Go ahead... Sorry.
844 01:25:09 Tommy!
845 01:26:02 Laban.
846 01:26:05 Laban.
847 01:26:10 Hey, Laban, did you see who stopped by, huh?
848 01:26:16 Damn!
849 01:26:17 Give me a hug, old buddy.
850 01:26:23 - What the hell... did you clean up? - Yes.
851 01:26:28 - There's some pasta in the fridge. - Do you want to join me?
852 01:26:32 I'll... I'll just set the table.
853 01:26:38 - I think I have a couple of cold ones. - Tommy...
854 01:26:42 - Better leave them. - Yeah, better to leave them.
855 01:26:45 That thing at school, what a mess. I won't do it again.
856 01:26:50 I know I've been spaced out -
857 01:26:54 - but boy, it's been fun.
858 01:26:58 It did you good.
859 01:27:02 You were all fired up and laid back at the same time.
860 01:27:08 - How's your back? - The same.
861 01:27:10 It'll get better. Soon you'll be doing this and this.
862 01:27:17 Tommy, take it easy.
863 01:27:19 Yeah right. I'll take it easy.
864 01:27:47 But Martin...
865 01:27:52 You don't all have to stop by all the time.
866 01:27:54 I'd rather you didn't.
867 01:27:58 I've got a handle on things. I promise to call the school.
868 01:28:02 Okay. Fine.
869 01:28:06 Let's keep in touch, okay?
870 01:28:23 What?
871 01:28:28 This isn't worth anything.
872 01:28:31 What do you mean?
873 01:28:36 You don't want this.
874 01:28:42 But I'm rooting for you, Martin.
875 01:28:45 And for Anika. You know?
876 01:28:49 Martin and Anika.
877 01:28:54 It's always been you two.
878 01:28:57 And I know you love her, right?
879 01:29:02 Chin up, old buddy.
880 01:29:04 Promise me that? That's how I remember you.
881 01:29:11 You can do anything.
882 01:29:15 Okay. Thanks.
883 01:29:19 But keep in touch, okay?
884 01:29:56 Hi.
885 01:30:01 Well...
886 01:30:11 Would you like something?
887 01:30:17 Hi. Would you like something to eat?
888 01:30:20 Just a glass of white wine for me, please.
889 01:30:24 - The house wine, yes. - Chilled.
890 01:30:28 I'm not hungry.
891 01:30:34 Kasper is okay with two birthday parties.
892 01:30:39 - One at your place and one at mine. - Good.
893 01:30:41 - So you could invite your mom. - I could do that.
894 01:30:48 - That is why you wanted to meet, right? - Yes.
895 01:30:53 I also wanted to...
896 01:30:57 That's good. Fine. Good.
897 01:31:08 I miss you.
898 01:31:11 - I'd like to... - One glass of the house white wine.
899 01:31:21 - I'd like to apologize. - Please...
900 01:31:28 I haven't been okay for a long time.
901 01:31:34 When I look at you now, I can't help thinking about -
902 01:31:38 - how many years I've wasted on feeling like that. So I apologize.
903 01:31:44 You said I'd pushed you away.
904 01:31:47 - If that's true, then... - I can't do this.
905 01:31:50 - It's the biggest mistake of my life. - I can't do this.
906 01:31:54 I thought we were going to discuss Kasper's birthday and practicalities.
907 01:31:58 I just want to...
908 01:32:03 Talk about Kasper's birthday or practicalities, or else I'm leaving.
909 01:32:18 Can I just say that -
910 01:32:21 - I wish we were still together?
911 01:32:25 Getting on with our lives. We always could.
912 01:32:28 - That's a long time ago. - No, it isn't.
913 01:32:31 Martin, that's a long time ago.
914 01:32:38 We're not a 100 years old. I'm right here.
915 01:32:43 You're right there looking so beautiful.
916 01:32:50 It's not too late. We have many years.
917 01:32:56 Anika...
918 01:33:00 And I love you.
919 01:33:04 I'm sorry.
920 01:33:06 You love me?
921 01:33:17 I can't.
922 01:33:24 I'm sorry.
923 01:33:31 Anika...
924 01:33:34 - I have to go now. - Stay.
925 01:33:39 Can't you wait a bit?
926 01:33:43 Can I have my coat, please?
927 01:34:05 - Good morning, Martin. - Good morning.
928 01:34:22 So, you have a history exam.
929 01:34:28 Well...
930 01:34:30 I can't give you anymore, but then we have...
931 01:34:34 We have covered some stuff.
932 01:34:38 - Some stuff? Why do you say that? - What do you mean?
933 01:34:43 - Haven't we covered everything? - Sure.
934 01:34:49 It's like you changed gears.
935 01:34:53 Yeah, I guess I did.
936 01:34:55 We're totally ready.
937 01:35:00 Okay.
938 01:35:02 Thanks, Malthe.
939 01:35:05 I'm glad to hear it.
940 01:35:08 Well, happy studying. And good luck with the exam.
941 01:35:14 Sebastian, you're next.
942 01:35:26 Pick a number, please.
943 01:35:30 - What number did you get? - Three.
944 01:35:35 Sebastian. You didn't get your topic. It's Kierkegaard.
945 01:35:40 - I can't. - Sure you can.
946 01:35:43 - No. - Stop it. You'll do great.
947 01:35:49 - Do you remember anything? - Not a thing.
948 01:35:53 You're tensing up.
949 01:36:03 - Drink this. - I thought you quit.
950 01:36:06 Go on, take a swig. But don't make a habit of it.
951 01:36:11 Have another swig.
952 01:36:15 Give me some, too.
953 01:36:21 Damn. It's force majeure.
954 01:36:26 A human being, according to Kierkegaard -
955 01:36:31 - is a synthesis of the spirit and the body.
956 01:36:43 Sebastian, have a sip of water.
957 01:36:46 Just to collect your thoughts.
958 01:37:06 The concept of anxiety, was it?
959 01:37:12 Well, Kierkegaard's concept of anxiety illustrates -
960 01:37:16 - how a human being deals with the notion of failing.
961 01:37:22 - And even more importantly? - With having failed.
962 01:37:27 You must accept yourself as fallible -
963 01:37:32 - in order to love others and life.
964 01:37:35 Sebastian, can you give us an example?
965 01:37:40 Yes. I myself have failed.
966 01:37:48 Down you go.
967 01:37:52 Come here, Laban.
968 01:38:22 I love this variegated world
969 01:38:28 despite its need and strife
970 01:38:34 to me the Earth is beautiful
971 01:38:39 as back in the patriarchs' time.
972 01:38:45 I have cried like others from pain
973 01:38:52 because my bubble burst...
974 01:38:57 You got a B.
975 01:38:59 But the bubble isn't the world
976 01:39:03 it's not the world that's curst.
977 01:39:10 Well done, Sebastian.
978 01:39:14 Congratulations. Now get out there and party.
979 01:39:21 If we had nothing to fight for
980 01:39:27 what would then you and I be?
981 01:39:33 And that's why I love this world
982 01:39:39 despite its need and strife
983 01:39:45 to me the Earth is beautiful
984 01:39:50 as it was at creation's time.
985 01:41:11 - Hi, Martin. - Hi, Peter.
986 01:41:16 - Let's... I mean, as we're pallbearers. - Right.
987 01:42:46 A lovely land is ours
988 01:42:51 with beeches green about her
989 01:42:56 encircled by the sea, encircled by the sea.
990 01:43:04 Her hills and vales are manifold.
991 01:43:08 Her name, of old, is Denmark
992 01:43:13 and she is Freya's home
993 01:43:17 and she is Freya's home.
994 01:44:10 To Tommy.
995 01:44:12 To Tommy.
996 01:44:17 To Tommy.
997 01:44:33 What would Tommy have done now?
998 01:44:59 Hi. I've spoken to Kasper.
999 01:45:02 - A table for three? - Thanks.
1000 01:45:06 - Would you like to start with a drink? - Well...
1001 01:45:11 A drink?
1002 01:45:15 I need a Juvé y Camps.
1003 01:45:33 - How are you doing? - Well...
1004 01:45:37 I think a lot about that guy.
1005 01:45:51 How are things at home? Has the dust settled?
1006 01:45:55 - I think so. - Great.
1007 01:45:57 It's like we have a new kind of connection.
1008 01:46:01 Really? Did the kids move out? Or are they sleeping through the night now?
1009 01:46:06 Well, it helps that I've stopped wetting the bed.
1010 01:46:10 It's the little things that make all the difference.
1011 01:46:14 Good tip.
1012 01:46:16 I think we're doing fine.
1013 01:46:19 Even Amalie has finally admitted -
1014 01:46:24 - that we've come a long way.
1015 01:46:28 ...I miss you too
1016 01:46:33 - I'll have some more shrimps. - Why do shrimps have roe, anyway?
1017 01:46:38 - Nobody likes it. - I could live on roe.
1018 01:46:43 - Are you scared of getting fat? - Not at all.
1019 01:46:47 After three dinner dates with that woman, you're all cocky. Did you hear?
1020 01:46:53 - Peter's dating some broad. - Who?
1021 01:46:56 - Did you go to the Christmas bash? - Yes.
1022 01:46:59 She was interested in church modes.
1023 01:47:02 So I took her to the woodwork room and put her in a clamp -
1024 01:47:06 - and then I gave her a bit of the old D sharp...
1025 01:47:11 You're so lame!
1026 01:47:13 It's that little pottery sub, you know.
1027 01:47:17 Pottery?! She's a skilled art teacher.
1028 01:47:22 But she is.
1029 01:47:24 - Why do you call her little? - She is little.
1030 01:47:29 A lot...
1031 01:47:32 My mouth is so dry I could sandblast a bike.
1032 01:47:35 Waiter! We'd like the wine list.
1033 01:47:44 There come the graduates.
1034 01:47:46 You're right! There come our graduates!
1035 01:47:52 Congratulations!
1036 01:48:09 I think Tommy is rooting for you and me.
1037 01:48:26 Me too...
1038 01:48:51 Cheers!
1039 01:49:12 What are you doing?!
1040 01:49:28 Did you see them throwing me into the air?
1041 01:49:31 They threw me into the air.
1042 01:49:37 Down! Down! Down!
1043 01:49:55 Martin.
1044 01:49:59 Now is the time. Let's dance! Come on.
1045 01:50:03 Now! Show me the old moves.
1046 01:52:31 A film by THOMAS VINTERBERG
