鬼娃新娘 Bride of Chucky(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:44 Hello.
2 00:01:46 Hey, I'm on my way, and don't forget my money.
3 00:01:48 See you soon. And, Bailey,don't you forget...
4 00:01:58 Shit...
5 00:02:06 Curiosity killed the cat!
6 00:02:08 Shit...
7 00:02:50 Jesus...
8 00:03:52 Cool.
9 00:04:02 Well, hello, dolly.
10 00:06:39 Hello. I'm Chief Kincaid, Jade's uncle.
11 00:06:42 David Collins. Nice to meet you, sir.
12 00:06:44 David, come on in.
13 00:06:48 Jade, David's here.
14 00:06:51 Well, I've been hearing good things about you, David.
15 00:06:53 I understand you're off to Princeton next fall.
16 00:06:55 Yes, sir.
17 00:06:56 What are you going to study?
18 00:06:57 Theater Arts.
19 00:07:00 Mmm-hmm. But on an athletic scholarship,right? Playing hockey?
20 00:07:05 Figure skating.
21 00:07:07 Mmm-hmm.
22 00:07:09 Jade!
23 00:07:13 Warren, don't scream.
24 00:07:20 Hi.
25 00:07:22 You look great.
26 00:07:23 Jade, I have to tell you.
27 00:07:25 This guy is a big improvement over the last one.
28 00:07:27 I think your mother and father would have agreed.
29 00:07:30 My parents liked all my friends.
30 00:07:32 I'll be home by midnight.
31 00:07:35 She's in good hands, sir.
32 00:07:37 Uh...
33 00:07:38 You forget something?
34 00:07:44 Oh.
35 00:07:46 This is for you.
36 00:07:48 I love lilies.
37 00:07:50 Actually, it's an orchid. Cymbidium orchid.
38 00:07:53 You put it in a vase and drop an aspirin in the water,
39 00:07:55 it should last you the whole week.
40 00:07:58 Oh so I read.
41 00:08:01 Nice meeting you.
42 00:08:17 She just left.
43 00:08:24 You look beautiful.
44 00:08:35 -So Warren fell for it? -Mmm-hmm.
45 00:08:38 David made quite an impression. I think Warren's in love.
46 00:08:42 Yuck. Not my type.I'm so over that whole uniform thing.
47 00:08:47 * I won't go home now, mama Don't make a fool of me *
48 00:08:50 * You see, I am the boogie-woogie *
49 00:08:53 Christ. It's Needlenose.
50 00:09:26 Gotcha.
51 00:10:04 Give me the power, I beg of you.
52 00:10:12 Give me the power, I beg of you.
53 00:10:26 Awake.
54 00:10:30 Awake!
55 00:10:32 Awake! Awake! Awake! Awake!
56 00:10:43 What a crock.
57 00:11:03 Hey, Tiffany.
58 00:11:05 What are you doing here?
59 00:11:06 Come on. Let me in. I'll catch my death out here.
60 00:11:09 Promises, promises.
61 00:11:16 Whoa. Whoo..
62 00:11:19 Hey, how was your day?
63 00:11:20 Same old, same old.
64 00:11:23 -Hey, check it out. -What?
65 00:11:25 Check it out.
66 00:11:26 What is it?
67 00:11:27 You mean, Who is it?
68 00:11:29 Who is it?
69 00:11:30 You mean, Who was it?
70 00:11:35 Oh, my God.
71 00:11:37 Oh, my God.
72 00:11:38 You really did a number on him, didn't you?
73 00:11:40 What did you use? Was it really bloody?
74 00:11:42 Did he scream a lot? Was he half...
75 00:11:46 You know, Damien,this guy looks awfully familiar.
76 00:11:50 I recognize the nail polish.
77 00:11:53 Shit.
78 00:11:54 You never really actually Killed anybody, did you?
79 00:11:57 Did you? Did you? You pathetic worm!
80 00:12:00 Come on, Tiff. I'm working up to it.
81 00:12:17 Oh, man.
82 00:12:20 You know, it took me 10 hours to make that thing.
83 00:12:26 Damien.
84 00:12:28 Yeah?
85 00:12:29 Could you do me a favor,and see if my lipstick is under the sofa there?
86 00:12:37 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
87 00:12:39 Back on your knees. Crawl.
88 00:12:43 Good boy.
89 00:12:46 Stay down on the floor where you belong.
90 00:12:50 That's right.
91 00:13:10 There's nothing under here.
92 00:13:17 Charlotte.
93 00:13:18 How did you get out?
94 00:13:24 Oh!
95 00:13:29 Ugh!
96 00:13:50 Tiffany?
97 00:13:51 Well, here we are.
98 00:13:56 How long have we been going out for now, huh?
99 00:13:58 What?
100 00:14:00 Don't you think you've kept me waiting long enough?
101 00:14:03 No.
102 00:14:04 Oh.
103 00:14:09 You know what the French call an orgasm?
104 00:14:23 The little death.
105 00:14:27 Come on, Tiffany. Let's die a little.
106 00:14:36 Ah!
107 00:14:39 Hi. I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
108 00:14:41 Where the hell did you get this thing?
109 00:14:43 Got him from the cops.
110 00:14:44 He's the actual doll from those murders. I stitched him together.
111 00:14:49 You got to be kidding me.
112 00:14:50 No, I'm not kidding you.
113 00:14:52 -Why would I kid you? -Come on, Tiffany.
114 00:14:53 -I knew you were obsessed.-I'm not...
115 00:14:55 -But Chucky? He's so '80s. -No, he's not.
116 00:14:58 -He isn't even scary. -Yes, he is.
117 00:15:00 Look at him. What are you looking at, punk? You looking at me?
118 00:15:06 All right. So, I was wrong.
119 00:15:09 I thought he'd make an interesting toy.
120 00:15:15 -Damien? -Huh?
121 00:15:16 You wanna play?
122 00:15:20 Okay.
123 00:15:22 First, I do this.
124 00:15:30 Are you ready for a ménage a trois?
125 00:15:34 What's that?
126 00:15:35 I thought you understood French.
127 00:15:40 Ow!
128 00:15:48 Now you watch me...
129 00:15:52 Both of you.
130 00:16:06 You know, Damien,there's something I never told you about Chucky.
131 00:16:11 Don't tell me Schmucky is one of those dolls who wets his pants.
132 00:16:14 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
133 00:16:16 I wouldn't talk that way about Chucky if I were you.
134 00:16:18 He has a very bad temper.
135 00:16:21 Ooh!
136 00:16:23 You see, we lived together for years.
137 00:16:25 Of course, that was before the cops killed him.
138 00:16:27 That was before he passed his soul into that doll there.
139 00:16:31 Boy, was he ever jealous.
140 00:16:35 Anybody even looked at me, Chucky would take care of him.
141 00:16:40 Wouldn't you, Chucky?
142 00:16:45 We were gonna get married.
143 00:16:47 God, was he an incredible lover.
144 00:16:50 He was the best I ever had.
145 00:16:52 Come on, baby.
146 00:16:53 He ain't big enough to take care of a woman like you?
147 00:17:06 It ain't the size that counts, asshole. It's what you do with it.
148 00:17:17 All right.
149 00:17:42 Hi.
150 00:17:45 Hi.
151 00:17:46 How you been?
152 00:17:48 Okay.
153 00:17:51 -You? -Peachy.
154 00:17:53 Actually, to tell you the truth, I've been kind of out of it.
155 00:17:56 I know. It took me 10 years to find you.
156 00:18:03 That is sick.
157 00:18:05 What are you doing with this jerk anyway?
158 00:18:09 Ten years is a long time, Chucky.
159 00:18:11 Besides, I was never actually with him.You know me.
160 00:18:16 I'll kill anybody, but I'll only sleep with someone I love.
161 00:18:20 You look great, Tiff.
162 00:18:23 Thanks.
163 00:18:24 I mean it. I gotta be honest.
164 00:18:26 I always thought you were gonna let yourself go.
165 00:18:36 Come here.
166 00:18:40 Yeah.
167 00:18:48 Huh?
168 00:18:53 Stop it.
169 00:18:57 Hmm.
170 00:18:58 Are you satisfied?
171 00:18:59 -Can I wait in the car, please? -No.
172 00:19:04 All right,Boogie Nights,you're up.
173 00:19:07 This is such a load of shit.
174 00:19:10 You know we haven't been drinking.
175 00:19:11 Well, then you've got nothing to worry about, do you?
176 00:19:17 Evening, Chief.
177 00:19:21 Seems like a false alarm here.
178 00:19:22 That's okay, Norton.Better safe than sorry, right?
179 00:19:25 This is a new low.
180 00:19:26 For you, too.
181 00:19:27 -Get in the car. -Bite me.
182 00:19:30 Jade, when you're 18,you can go to hell,for all I care.
183 00:19:34 But until then, I'm stuck with you.
184 00:19:36 And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you embarrass me
185 00:19:38 by ending up on Jerry Springerwith some trailer trash lowlife.
186 00:19:42 You fuck.
187 00:19:43 But you won't.
188 00:19:44 Not Jade anyway.Not anymore.
189 00:19:48 In the car.
190 00:19:49 You can't keep us from seeing each other.
191 00:19:54 I'm the Chief of Police,sport. I can do whatever I want.
192 00:19:57 So if, for example, I was to run a blood test on you tonight,
193 00:20:01 and the results made you look like
194 00:20:02 Christian Slater on New Year's Eve,
195 00:20:05 you think anybody would question me?
196 00:20:08 -He's bluffing ? -Try me.
197 00:20:15 I wish we really could choose our own families.
198 00:20:18 David, you keep your orchid dry now,you hear?
199 00:20:21 Come on, sunshine.
200 00:20:25 "Try me"
201 00:20:29 Screw him.
202 00:20:30 If I were you, I would take Jade,get the hell out of Dodge,
203 00:20:34 and never look back.
204 00:20:41 Look, Chucky.I made Swedish meatballs,your favorite.
205 00:20:46 Honey, you shouldn't have.
206 00:20:48 Well, I wanted everything tonight to be absolutely perfect.
207 00:20:55 Tiff, what the hell is that?
208 00:20:57 It's a playpen, silly, for the nursery.
209 00:21:02 You know, Chucky, I still have the ring.
210 00:21:06 -What ring? -The ring, the one you left for me.
211 00:21:08 I found it on the mantel the night you were killed.
212 00:21:11 I've never taken it off.
213 00:21:13 Oh, that? The one I got from Vivian Van Pelt.
214 00:21:16 Vivian who?
215 00:21:18 Vivian Van Pelt.
216 00:21:19 I dumped her in the river, remember?
217 00:21:21 That ring is worth five or six grand, easy!
218 00:21:25 You mean, you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?
219 00:21:29 What are you...fucking nuts?
220 00:21:35 You thought...
221 00:21:44 You haven't changed.
222 00:21:46 You'll never change.
223 00:21:48 What the hell was I thinking?
224 00:21:51 Now, the first thing we gotta do is get me out of this body
225 00:21:54 once and for all.
226 00:21:57 No.
227 00:22:01 I think I prefer you like this.
228 00:22:03 You're kind of cute. You're just like a little baby.
229 00:22:08 Is the little baby ticklish? Is he?
230 00:22:09 Stop!
231 00:22:11 Is he? Is he? Is he?
232 00:22:12 Stop! Stop!
233 00:22:13 Is he? Is he?
234 00:22:15 Okay. Mommy's tired.
235 00:22:18 Time to go to sleep.
236 00:22:24 Okay, I get it.
237 00:22:26 You're still hung up on the domestic thing.
238 00:22:28 No problem. We'll get hitched.
239 00:22:33 Sorry. I'm not into short guys.
240 00:22:49 My mother always said love was supposed to set you free.
241 00:22:53 But that's not true,Chucky.
242 00:22:56 I've been a prisoner of my love for you for a very long time.
243 00:23:02 Now it's payback time.
244 00:23:04 You let me out of here right now!
245 00:23:09 Sweet dreams, asshole.
246 00:23:13 * I'm crazy *
247 00:23:17 * Crazy for feelin' so blue *
248 00:23:28 * I knew *
249 00:23:31 * You'd love me as long as you wanted *
250 00:23:41 * And someday *
251 00:23:45 * You'd leave me for somebody new *
252 00:23:57 * Crazy for tryin'*
253 00:24:01 * And crazy for cryin' *
254 00:24:04 * And I'm crazy for lovin' you *
255 00:24:11 * I'm crazy for tryin'*
256 00:24:14 * And crazy for cryin' *
257 00:24:19 Jesse, honey, could you give me a hand with this?
258 00:24:23 Yeah, okay, just a second.
259 00:24:26 Thanks, sweetface. I owe you one.
260 00:24:28 Yeah...
261 00:24:33 Shit!
262 00:24:46 Hi.
263 00:24:50 So, you moving out already?
264 00:24:52 No such luck.
265 00:24:55 Oh, sorry.
266 00:24:58 You want me to put that in the car?
267 00:24:59 Yeah, I'm just, you know, taking some stuff to the Goodwill.
268 00:25:11 It's heavy.
269 00:25:12 Oh, yeah.
270 00:25:13 What do you got in here?
271 00:25:15 Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that.
272 00:25:17 Stuff that's gone out of style. Yeah.
273 00:25:19 You ever look at something,
274 00:25:20 and you realize you are just sick to death looking at it?
275 00:25:24 That's how I feel about that shit.
276 00:25:26 Here. In the trunk.
277 00:25:29 In the trunk?
278 00:25:30 You can do it.
279 00:25:32 Bend your knees.
280 00:25:36 Wow. You are strong. Nice muscle tone. You work out a lot?
281 00:25:40 I've been doing some push-ups.
282 00:25:42 Sorry.
283 00:25:44 No, that's okay.
284 00:25:45 Can't hurt it. Might help.
285 00:25:47 Tiffany,where the fuck are you?
286 00:25:51 You got some company?
287 00:25:53 No, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little fucker.
288 00:25:57 Let me help you with this.
289 00:25:59 So, what are you doing later on?
290 00:26:04 'Cause I was thinking
291 00:26:06 maybe you and I could go get a drink or something?
292 00:26:10 That is, if you're up to it.
293 00:26:14 No, no. I can't.
294 00:26:16 Why?
295 00:26:17 I'm seeing someone.
296 00:26:18 Really?
297 00:26:20 All the good guys are taken.
298 00:26:22 I gotta go.
299 00:26:24 Okay.
300 00:26:26 Bye.
301 00:26:28 Jesse?
302 00:26:31 Treat her right, Jesse.
303 00:26:34 Excuse me?
304 00:26:35 Treat her right. Never take her for granted.
305 00:26:39 It's like my mother always used to say,
306 00:26:41 "A woman spends all day slaving over a hot stove for a man,
307 00:26:45 "the least he can do is the dishes"
308 00:26:49 She's kind of a philosopher, my mother.
309 00:26:52 Hmm.
310 00:26:55 Take it easy.
311 00:26:56 See you around.
312 00:27:02 Spell "woman."
313 00:27:05 B-I-T-C-H BITCHB-I-T-C-H.BITCH.
314 00:27:10 That is incorrect. The correct spelling of "woman" is
315 00:27:14 W-O-M-A-NW-O-M-A-N.
316 00:27:17 Shows how much you know.
317 00:27:20 Yoo-hoo! I'm home.
318 00:27:23 Oh! Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk...
319 00:27:27 If you can't play nice, I may just have to take your toys away.
320 00:27:31 I have a surprise for you.
321 00:27:33 I've been thinking about what you said about wanting to get married.
322 00:27:38 -Yeah? -I think it would do you good to settle down.
323 00:27:41 Babe, this is great.
324 00:27:43 You won't regret it, I promise.
325 00:27:45 I'm gonna treat you like a princess.
326 00:27:52 What's that?
327 00:27:53 Your bride.
328 00:28:05 With this ring, I thee wed.
329 00:28:08 Oh, Chucky.She's beautiful.
330 00:28:17 You are so dead.
331 00:28:19 Congratulations, Chucky.
332 00:28:21 Now, I'm sure you two kids would want to be alone.
333 00:28:37 While there are still no leads in the murder of Officer Bob Bailey,
334 00:28:40 evidence suggests that his death maybe
335 00:28:42 linked to another body found earlier today.
336 00:28:46 Damien Baylock, whose real name was Howard Fitzwater,
337 00:28:49 was dragged from the East River this afternoon.
338 00:28:51 Detective Preston, is there a connection between these two murders?
339 00:28:55 Could be. Possibly. We're looking into it.
340 00:28:57 Is this the work of a serial killer?
341 00:28:59 -Maybe. -I didn't say that.
342 00:29:01 No, sir, you didn 't,
343 00:29:02 but what can you tell us about these murders?
344 00:29:04 Nothing.
345 00:29:05 I can tell you that this used to be
346 00:29:07 a nice, quiet, rural community.
347 00:29:22 She's alive! Alive!
348 00:29:31 The bride of Frankenstein.
349 00:29:42 I promise to love, honor and cherish till death do us part.
350 00:29:47 You got that right.
351 00:30:12 She hate me.
352 00:30:38 We belong dead.
353 00:31:22 Give me the power, I beg of you.
354 00:31:32 Awake!
355 00:31:38 Awake!
356 00:31:45 What a crock.
357 00:32:21 You son of a bitch! What have you done to me?
358 00:32:30 You got your wish. You're mine now, doll.
359 00:32:35 And if you know what's good for you?
360 00:32:37 you are going to love, honor and obey.
361 00:32:41 I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.l. Joe.
362 00:32:44 Hey, Raggedy Ann,you looked in the mirror lately?
363 00:32:47 Now is not the time to get picky. Hmm.
364 00:32:55 Face it, Tiff. You need me. Otherwise, you're stuck like this for good.
365 00:33:00 I don't need you. I'll look it up myself.
366 00:33:03 Oh, go ahead. Chapter six.
367 00:33:05 Page 217.
368 00:33:11 The Heart of Damballa. What's that?
369 00:33:13 An amulet.
370 00:33:15 We need it to transfer our souls into human bodies.
371 00:33:20 Okay. And where the hell is it?
372 00:33:22 I was wearing it around my neck
373 00:33:24 the night those bastards gunned me down.
374 00:33:27 It was buried with my corpse in Hackensack,New Jersey.
375 00:33:32 All right, let's go.
376 00:33:34 Oh, sure. I'll steer and you can work the pedals.
377 00:33:37 We're dolls, you dope!
378 00:33:41 Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?
379 00:33:48 Shut up.
380 00:33:50 You shut up.
381 00:33:52 I don't get it. Why don't you just mail the dolls?
382 00:33:55 These dolls are very special.
383 00:33:58 What do you mean, "special"?
384 00:33:59 I mean, there's$500 in it for you
385 00:34:02 if you get them there by tomorrow.
386 00:34:05 No questions asked.
387 00:34:07 I'd do it myself,
388 00:34:09 but I have to take care of a friend who's mentally incapacitated.
389 00:34:15 Yeah.
390 00:34:17 Yeah, I'll do it.
391 00:34:19 But I want$1 ,000.
392 00:34:21 Okay, sweetface, I can give you half now,
393 00:34:24 and my friend in Jersey will give you the rest.
394 00:34:25 Keys are under the mat.
395 00:34:30 * Color me your color, baby *
396 00:34:34 * Color me your color *
397 00:34:37 * Color me your color, darlin'*
398 00:34:40 * I know who you are *
399 00:34:44 * Come up off your color chart *
400 00:34:47 * I know where you're coming from *
401 00:34:50 * Call me Call me *
402 00:34:52 * On the line *
403 00:34:53 * Call me, call me any, anytime *
404 00:34:57 * Call me Call me *
405 00:34:58 * My love, you can call me any day or night *
406 00:35:04 * Call me *
407 00:35:09 Wow!
408 00:35:19 Barbie, eat your heart out.
409 00:35:31 Uh... Urn...
410 00:35:34 Just act natural.Right.
411 00:35:43 * Call me Call me *
412 00:35:45 * My love, Call me, call me any, anytime *
413 00:35:50 * Call me Call me *
414 00:35:52 * My love, call me, call me...*
415 00:35:56 "Please deliver dolls to Caretaker's office, Forest Creek Cemetery.
416 00:35:59 Hackensack New Jersey.Love and kisses, Tiffany"
417 00:36:04 Cemetery?
418 00:36:05 * Call me for your lover's lover's alibi *
419 00:36:10 * Call me Call me *
420 00:36:12 * On the line *
421 00:36:13 * Call me, call me any, anytime *
422 00:36:19 David, you remember when you were seeing Brad Barker?
423 00:36:21 Oh! Vividly. Whoo!
424 00:36:24 You loved him, didn't you?
425 00:36:29 Yeah, I did.
426 00:36:33 What happened?
427 00:36:35 His mother found a letter I'd written him.
428 00:36:38 She freaked, and we haven't spoken since.
429 00:36:44 You know, Jade,
430 00:36:46 we get very few chances in life to be happy.
431 00:36:51 You gotta grab the brass ring when you can.
432 00:36:59 We don't have time for this shit.
433 00:37:04 Jade, I need to talk to you.
434 00:37:06 Hey, Jesse.
435 00:37:08 Hey, David.
436 00:37:10 I want details.
437 00:37:13 Jesse, Warren will be home any second. If he catches you...
438 00:37:15 Jade, you know I'll never take you for granted.
439 00:37:16 Jesse...
440 00:37:17 You know, like if you'd cook,I'd do the dishes, right?
441 00:37:20 What are you talking about?
442 00:37:21 I'd do anything for you,anything at all.
443 00:37:24 You know that, right?
444 00:37:26 Right?
445 00:37:29 Yes. Yes, I know.
446 00:37:30 Then marry me.
447 00:37:32 -What? -Marry me.
448 00:37:35 Tonight.
449 00:37:37 Warren would kill us.
450 00:37:38 I don't care about Warren.
451 00:37:39 That's why we're gonna disappear.
452 00:37:41 Where are we gonna go?
453 00:37:42 Anywhere you want.
454 00:37:44 Well, what are we gonna do for money?
455 00:37:45 I got money.
456 00:37:49 Where did you get this?
457 00:37:51 You know my neighbor, Tiffany?
458 00:37:52 She's paying me$500 to take a couple of dolls to a friend of hers in Jersey.
459 00:37:57 Jade, there's another $500 when we get there.
460 00:38:00 Oh, shit, Jesse. What has that freak gotten you into?
461 00:38:03 I don't know. I don't care.
462 00:38:05 I can put a deposit on an apartment. I'll get a job.
463 00:38:10 I'll help put you through college.
464 00:38:12 I think I'm gonna throw up.
465 00:38:16 Jade, marry me.
466 00:38:19 What do you say?
467 00:38:29 I say, "I do"
468 00:38:34 Come on. Let's get you packed.
469 00:38:35 Okay.
470 00:38:37 Aw, that's so romantic.
471 00:38:40 I give them six months, three if she gains weight.
472 00:38:56 It's me.
473 00:38:57 His van is parked right in front of my house as we speak.
474 00:39:18 Who the hell is this bozo? What's he doing?
475 00:39:20 Screwing with our ride,that's what.
476 00:39:25 Ah, what the hell.I need the exercise.
477 00:39:28 Were you born with that Knife super-glued onto your hand, or what?
478 00:39:32 What are you talking about?
479 00:39:33 For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the '90s.
480 00:39:36 Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer.
481 00:39:38 You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
482 00:39:41 Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
483 00:39:43 My idol.
484 00:39:45 And what does Martha tell you to do
485 00:39:47 when guests drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop
486 00:39:51 You improvise.
487 00:39:56 What about...
488 00:39:57 Predictable...
489 00:40:01 Hmm...
490 00:40:04 Uh...
491 00:40:10 A-ha!
492 00:40:42 Who's there?
493 00:41:09 Ugh!
494 00:41:15 Now!
495 00:41:28 Why does that look so familiar?
496 00:41:31 See? Now, that's the work of a true homicidal genius.
497 00:41:35 Not bad, for an amateur.
498 00:41:40 Shit. Here they come.
499 00:41:42 Yeah!
500 00:41:45 What do we do with him?
501 00:41:47 I don't know.
502 00:41:48 What would Martha Stewart do?
503 00:41:58 Here.
504 00:42:02 Come on. Help me.
505 00:42:03 I am helping. He's heavy.
506 00:42:21 Wait.
507 00:42:24 Huh?
508 00:42:28 What's the matter?
509 00:42:29 I could've sworn that door was locked.
510 00:42:32 Come on. We have to go.
511 00:42:49 Oh, yeah!
512 00:43:01 * Give it back *
513 00:43:05 * My, my *
514 00:43:08 Shit!
515 00:43:13 * I'm empty *
516 00:43:17 * And sad *
517 00:43:28 Now what?
518 00:43:33 How you kids doing tonight?
519 00:43:40 Going somewhere?
520 00:43:43 Will you both get out of the van now, please?
521 00:43:50 Officer Norton, I have a question.
522 00:43:53 All this following us around...
523 00:43:54 Is that covered by your regular salary?
524 00:43:57 Or does my uncle pay you extra?
525 00:43:59 Extra.
526 00:44:02 Look, I'm sure you're not a bad person.
527 00:44:05 I know that you're just doing your job.
528 00:44:07 But couldn't you just please give us a break?
529 00:44:11 You know, I wish I could.
530 00:44:13 You seem like really nice kids.
531 00:44:14 It's nothing personal, at least on my part.
532 00:44:17 But... The money.
533 00:44:20 You're disgusting.Shut up!
534 00:44:24 Shut up, or I swear to God, I'll fucking vaporize you.
535 00:44:38 Ahh!
536 00:44:42 Come on. Take it easy. Take it easy. Come here.
537 00:44:45 Oh, God. We're never gonna get away with this.
538 00:44:49 They're never gonna let us go.
539 00:44:51 It's gonna be okay.
540 00:44:53 All right?
541 00:44:54 Now, why don't you go get us something to eat for the road,
542 00:44:57 and I'll deal with Needlenose.
543 00:44:59 -All right? -Okay.
544 00:45:10 Ugh!
545 00:45:51 Ah!
546 00:46:04 Oh, that's bulishit!
547 00:46:10 You know this isn't mine.
548 00:46:12 You're in a lot of trouble, kid.
549 00:46:15 Now don't you fucking move.
550 00:46:27 Shit! Shit!
551 00:46:30 Figures you'd hitch us a ride with the fugitive.
552 00:46:34 Give me your lighter.
553 00:46:36 What are you doing?
554 00:46:37 Improvising.
555 00:46:39 Now, sit back and learn from the master.
556 00:46:51 Chief Kincaid isn't answering.
557 00:46:53 What do you mean,"He's not answering?" I just talked to him.
558 00:47:33 Rude fucking doll.
559 00:47:41 Come on, Jade.
560 00:47:46 Norton?
561 00:47:49 Are you still there?
562 00:47:51 Norton?
563 00:47:53 Bye!
564 00:48:15 Jesse!
565 00:48:17 Jesse! Jesse!
566 00:48:22 Get in! Get in.
567 00:48:26 There they are.Call the police.
568 00:48:28 Shit. Shit. Go!
569 00:48:31 Jesse, drive! Go!
570 00:48:34 Go!
571 00:48:42 Well, at least you haven't forgotten
572 00:48:44 how to show a girl a good time.
573 00:49:12 Where were you?
574 00:49:15 Is that all you have to say?
575 00:49:16 What do you want me to say?
576 00:49:17 I should think you'd have something
577 00:49:18 to say about what happened back there.
578 00:49:20 I got something to say. I think you're fucking crazy.
579 00:49:23 I'm crazy?
580 00:49:24 You say you'd do anything for me,and this is what I get?
581 00:49:27 Wait a minute. You don't think that I had anything to do
582 00:49:30 -with that explosion back there? -Didn't you?
583 00:49:33 No.
584 00:49:35 To be honest, I was thinking the same thing about you.
585 00:49:39 How could you think that?
586 00:49:41 You announced in front of a hundred people
587 00:49:43 that you wanted to vaporize him.
588 00:49:44 Oh, it was a figure of speech.
589 00:49:47 Well, you were just as quick to accuse me.
590 00:49:49 Hello. What the fuck!
591 00:49:51 David, I don't know what to tell you.
592 00:49:52 I don't know what the hell is going on around here.
593 00:49:54 Well, the cops seem to think it's all pretty cut and dried.
594 00:49:56 Think of Mickey and Mallory,Bonnie and Clyde. You get the picture?
595 00:49:59 Mickey and Mallory? Bonnie and Clyde?
596 00:50:01 They were mass murderers, David.
597 00:50:02 Multiple murderers,actually.
598 00:50:04 Mass murders happen all at once, Like at the post office.
599 00:50:06 Multiple murders are serial killings.
600 00:50:09 Am I missing something? Norton was just one murder, right?
601 00:50:12 They found a cigarette lighter next to Norton's car.
602 00:50:16 Belonged to that cop who got his throat slashed.
603 00:50:18 And there's another thing.
604 00:50:20 Jade, your uncle's missing.
605 00:50:26 What?
606 00:50:27 Look, I know you two had nothing to do with this.
607 00:50:29 But maybe you should turn yourselves in until they figure it out.
608 00:50:32 David, are you whacked? Nobody is gonna believe us.
609 00:50:36 They're setting up roadblocks at the border.
610 00:50:39 You two had better lay low for a while.
611 00:50:41 Thanks.
612 00:50:47 Did you see Warren tonight?
613 00:50:49 Not since this morning.
614 00:50:53 -Did you? -No.
615 00:51:13 * Our little room on Seventh street is getting cold *
616 00:51:20 * I saw a pattern on a blanket just the other day *
617 00:51:27 * It looked just like the pillow you threw away *
618 00:51:32 * Uh-huh *
619 00:51:34 * I just woke up the other night *
620 00:51:38 * And now l know what to do I guess I'll see you in hell *
621 00:51:44 * Yeah *
622 00:51:50 What are you doing?
623 00:51:53 Do you trust me, Jade?
624 00:51:57 Of course I do.
625 00:52:11 Sucker.
626 00:52:14 I think they make a cute couple.
627 00:52:16 And if you ask me,it'd be a shame to break 'em up,
628 00:52:19 if you know what I mean.
629 00:52:22 Dearly beloved,
630 00:52:24 we are gathered here tonight
631 00:52:26 to celebrate the union of two people in holy matrimony.
632 00:52:32 And what God joins together,
633 00:52:35 let no man tear asunder.
634 00:52:38 Violence in movies and television...
635 00:52:40 What is this shit?
636 00:52:42 Never mind...
637 00:52:45 Jesus, the music scene's gone to hell since I've been dead.
638 00:52:50 That's more like it.
639 00:53:04 Isn't it beautiful?
640 00:53:06 I always dreamed of having a big church wedding
641 00:53:09 with bridesmaids and a cake and my picture in the paper.
642 00:53:13 Not just the usual mug shot, but something really flattering.
643 00:53:19 Tiff?
644 00:53:22 I'm sorry.
645 00:53:25 For everything.
646 00:53:26 Urn, I guess I can't corn plain.
647 00:53:29 I rnean, I always wanted us to spend rnore tirne together,
648 00:53:34 maybe do some traveling and see the world.
649 00:53:39 Well, just look at us now.
650 00:53:54 Yeah. Life sure is full of surprises.
651 00:54:06 Stop him!
652 00:54:08 Kill him!
653 00:54:10 For better or worse,
654 00:54:14 for richer or poorer,
655 00:54:18 in sickness and in health,
656 00:54:22 till death do you part.
657 00:54:31 Congratulations. You may now kiss the bride.
658 00:54:47 Huh?
659 00:54:48 A true classic never goes out of style.
660 00:54:52 That was good.
661 00:54:54 Is it true that Jesse and Jade may in fact be the serial killers
662 00:54:58 that you've been tracking for the past few days?
663 00:55:00 We have some...
664 00:55:01 We can't confirm that at this time.
665 00:55:02 The previous murders appear to be the work of just one killer.
666 00:55:05 It's possible, actually, it's possible that one of them is a hostage
667 00:55:08 or simply unaware of what the other is up to.
668 00:55:12 Detective?
669 00:55:14 For the time being, in the absence of any other information,
670 00:55:17 these kids have to be considered armed and extremely dangerous.
671 00:55:24 First thing tomorrow morning,we deliver the dolls.
672 00:55:27 We collect our money.
673 00:55:31 We're gonna need it.
674 00:55:33 Oh!
675 00:55:35 Excuse me. The, uh, door was open.
676 00:55:37 I didn't realize there was anybody in here.
677 00:55:40 Russ! I thought we were getting a suite.
678 00:55:45 Whoa!
679 00:55:47 Who's this?
680 00:55:48 I thought we were getting a suite.
681 00:55:50 No. This is our room.
682 00:55:52 Oh.
683 00:55:55 Oh!
684 00:55:56 Russ!
685 00:55:58 Look. Have you ever seen anything so cute in your whole life?
686 00:56:03 What a great idea for a wedding gift. She's beautiful.
687 00:56:08 Oh.
688 00:56:11 Well, this little guy has a face only a mother could love.
689 00:56:14 Hi. I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you.
690 00:56:18 H i-de-ho.
691 00:56:20 Chucky! Of course. I remember.He was a Good Guy doll.
692 00:56:23 They were programmed to say all kinds of shit.
693 00:56:25 Ooh.
694 00:56:28 Well, I don't like him at all.
695 00:56:30 You know, you two really make a delicious-looking couple.
696 00:56:34 Hey, Diane, don't you think?
697 00:56:36 Oh, absolutely.
698 00:56:39 I mean,imagine what their children are gonna look like, huh?
699 00:56:42 Listen,it's getting late, and...
700 00:56:44 So, what are you guys up to tonight? Hmm?
701 00:56:48 It's our wedding night.
702 00:56:49 Well, so what are you watching TV for?
703 00:56:53 Well, you see, it's our wedding night as well,
704 00:56:56 which is what makes this just so perfect.
705 00:57:00 You know what they say?"The more, the merrier."
706 00:57:03 Okay, yeah. No.
707 00:57:05 You know what? We're really tired. Gotta get to bed early.
708 00:57:09 Okay, well, we'll be right next door.
709 00:57:10 Okay.
710 00:57:13 That thieving slut.
711 00:57:15 She doesn't deserve to wear that ring.
712 00:57:26 To us.
713 00:57:27 Oh, Russ, give me a break.
714 00:57:30 We are, technically,on our honeymoon, remember?
715 00:57:34 Yeah, well,it was your idea to come here, not mine.
716 00:57:37 I told you we'd have seen more action at Club Med.
717 00:57:40 Come on, we're here. Let's make the best of it.
718 00:58:03 Ohh!
719 00:58:33 Yeah, baby, come on. Yeah. Come on.
720 00:58:41 Huh?
721 00:59:09 I love you.
722 00:59:28 I should have asked you this a long time ago.
723 00:59:32 Tiffany, will you be my bride?
724 00:59:36 Oh, Chucky.
725 00:59:38 Yes. Yes.
726 00:59:55 Ah!
727 01:00:09 Oh!
728 01:00:13 Chucky.
729 01:00:23 Why are you crying?
730 01:00:27 I always cry at weddings.
731 01:00:32 Oh, my God.I'm crying.
732 01:00:36 I wonder if all the plumbing works.
733 01:00:38 Well, I don't know about you,but I'm starting to feel like Pinocchio here.
734 01:00:43 Ohh!
735 01:00:46 I am anatomically correct, you know.
736 01:00:51 Ohh!
737 01:01:14 Wait. Wait.
738 01:01:15 What? What? What?
739 01:01:17 Have you got a rubber?
740 01:01:19 Have I got a rubber?
741 01:01:20 Yeah.
742 01:01:21 -Tiff! -What?
743 01:01:23 Look at me. I'm all rubber.
744 01:01:25 Oh, that's right. Wait.I thought you were plastic.
745 01:01:29 -Tiff! -What?
746 01:01:31 -Kiss me. -Okay.
747 01:01:57 Hello? David, it's me.
748 01:02:00 Jade!
749 01:02:02 -Where are you? -Niagara.
750 01:02:04 The Honeymoon Sweets motel,
751 01:02:05 which, believe me, is even worse than it sounds.
752 01:02:07 Are you okay?
753 01:02:09 No. I'm married.
754 01:02:10 Is that bad?
755 01:02:12 I'm really scared.
756 01:02:14 I think, maybe he did it, David.
757 01:02:16 I think Jesse has totally lost it.
758 01:02:18 Jesus.
759 01:02:20 What should I do?
760 01:02:22 Are you sure?
761 01:02:23 Pretty sure.
762 01:02:25 Then you've got to go to the police.
763 01:02:28 I don't think I can.
764 01:02:31 I still love him.
765 01:02:33 Is that wrong?
766 01:02:35 Hold on a second.
767 01:02:38 Hello? David, it's me.
768 01:02:42 Hey, Jesse.
769 01:02:44 I'm sorry to call you so late.
770 01:02:46 I got a problem. It's Jade.
771 01:02:49 Listen to me. Go to the police.
772 01:02:52 Now, before somebody else gets hurt.
773 01:02:56 Yoo-hoo! Anybody here?
774 01:02:59 Housekeeping!
775 01:03:02 Hello? Housekeeping.
776 01:03:06 Joy to be here.
777 01:03:16 Okay. Oh, my...
778 01:03:19 Newlyweds.
779 01:03:22 What the heck went on here?
780 01:03:51 I can't do this.
781 01:03:52 What?
782 01:03:54 I can't go with you, Jesse.
783 01:03:57 Not anymore.
784 01:04:00 Oh, man, I'm glad you said that first.
785 01:04:03 Why?
786 01:04:05 Jade, this is too much for me.
787 01:04:08 I love you. I will always love you.
788 01:04:10 But there is a limit to how much I can take.
789 01:04:12 Would you please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy?
790 01:04:15 You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
791 01:04:17 You mean multiple murderer.
792 01:04:18 -So you admit it? -No, I don't!
793 01:04:20 I can't take this shit anymore.
794 01:04:27 Anyway, the thing that struck me was how sure you both sounded.
795 01:04:33 And to me, that meant one of three things.
796 01:04:35 One of you is lying,both of you are whacko,
797 01:04:38 or both of you are wrong.
798 01:04:41 Add to that the fact that I know you both better than anybody else,
799 01:04:44 and I've never seen either of you so much as hurt a fly,
800 01:04:47 and I've concluded that what we have here
801 01:04:49 is a terrible misunderstanding.
802 01:04:53 Do you guys smell something in here?
803 01:04:55 Okay,for the sake of argument,
804 01:04:58 if it wasn't you,and it wasn't me,
805 01:05:01 then who else would want to kill Warren and Needlenose?
806 01:05:03 And those people from last night.
807 01:05:05 You're assuming Warren's dead.He's only missing.
808 01:05:10 You're suggesting that Warren...
809 01:05:12 Yes! Why not?
810 01:05:14 I'd buy him as a psychopath before either of you two.
811 01:05:18 Pooh! Something really stinks in here.
812 01:05:22 I told you not to leave your dirty socks back there.
813 01:05:25 Honey, this ain't no dirty socks.
814 01:05:43 -I feel like such an idiot.-Me, too.
815 01:05:45 I mean, I can't believe I actually thought that you could kill someone.
816 01:05:48 I know. I'm so sorry.
817 01:05:51 David, what would we do without you?
818 01:05:56 What do you mean,"Without me?"
819 01:05:58 I mean you set us straight.We owe you one.
820 01:06:01 You're a good friend. The best.
821 01:06:06 Pull over! Pull over now!
822 01:06:13 David, come on, buddy, it's me. Come on, let's talk this over.
823 01:06:15 -I'm not your buddy. -Fuck, David!
824 01:06:17 Please put the gun down.
825 01:06:18 Why? So you can kill me too?
826 01:06:20 We didn't kill anybody.
827 01:06:22 Oh, you're good. You're good! You even had me fooled.
828 01:06:25 What are you talking about?
829 01:06:27 This!
830 01:06:33 You son of a bitch!
831 01:06:34 David, I didn't do it. She did it!
832 01:06:36 I would never...
833 01:06:38 Shut up!
834 01:06:41 Hey, help! Over here!
835 01:06:45 -Nobody move! -Oh, my God!
836 01:06:53 No!
837 01:06:57 That works too?
838 01:07:00 Get this heap of shit moving! Now! Now! Now!
839 01:07:36 I imagine at this point you two must have a lot of questions.
840 01:07:39 You do know who I am?
841 01:07:42 Chucky. And this is Tiffany.
842 01:07:45 I believe we've already met,haven't we, sweetface?
843 01:07:56 So, how did you end up like this?
844 01:07:58 Well, it's a long story.
845 01:08:00 It sure is.
846 01:08:02 In fact, if it was a movie,
847 01:08:03 it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.
848 01:08:07 What are you gonna do with us?
849 01:08:08 Funny you should ask.
850 01:08:10 These bodies are okay.
851 01:08:11 But they're like apartments that we're just renting.
852 01:08:14 But now we're movin' on up.
853 01:08:16 Like George and Weezie.
854 01:08:18 And we're looking to buy.
855 01:08:20 And you know what they say about real estate.
856 01:08:24 Location, location, location.
857 01:08:27 Well, you guys are definitely in the right place at the wrong time.
858 01:08:36 This is a WEBH special report.
859 01:08:39 The Jesse and Jade case keeps getting weirder and weirder.
860 01:08:43 Fin gerprints discovered at two separate crime scenes
861 01:08:45 have been identified as belonging to Charles Lee Ray,
862 01:08:49 the notorious serial killer gunned down in 1988.
863 01:08:52 Now police confirm that Ray's corpse will be exhumed
864 01:08:55 from a Hackensack,New Jersey cemetery sometime today.
865 01:08:59 -What? -Chucky,the Heart of Damballa!
866 01:09:02 -I know! -WhaVII we do? WhaVII we do?
867 01:09:04 Shut up! Just let me think, okay?
868 01:09:08 First we gotta get some new wheels.
869 01:09:09 Every cop within 500 miles is looking for this van.
870 01:09:13 We need something inconspicuous,but with a little style.
871 01:09:35 Hold still, honey, or I'm gonna poke you in the eye again.
872 01:09:41 Yes. I believe I'm going to look absolutely ravishing.
873 01:09:53 Excuse me.
874 01:10:16 Nobody makes Swedish meatballs like you, babe.
875 01:10:19 -Peachy! -Thanks, honey pot.
876 01:10:22 I hope you left room for dessert.
877 01:10:24 You know it, pooky.
878 01:10:37 You know, if I had known that marriage was such a great gig,
879 01:10:40 I would never have waited this long to tie the knot.
880 01:10:46 On the other hand, she's not much of a housekeeper, is she?
881 01:10:51 -Tiff? -Huh?
882 01:10:53 Those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves, you know.
883 01:10:59 You were nice enough to cook for him.
884 01:11:01 The least he could do is wash the dish.
885 01:11:03 Oh!
886 01:11:08 What are you doing?
887 01:11:12 What would Martha Stewart say?
888 01:11:15 Fuck Martha Stewart.
889 01:11:16 Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt.
890 01:11:20 Here I am slaving away over a hot stove,
891 01:11:23 making cookies, making Swedish meatballs, and for what?
892 01:11:27 For a man who doesn't appreciate me.
893 01:11:30 For a man who can't even wash one fucking dish.
894 01:11:33 For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts,
895 01:11:36 if you get my drift.
896 01:11:38 Take it from me, honey.
897 01:11:40 Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood.
898 01:11:47 I didn't hear her complaining last night.
899 01:11:51 Any guy would need a hunk of plastic,probably battery-operated,
900 01:11:57 to get a reaction out of you in bed.
901 01:12:00 And by the way,
902 01:12:02 where the hell did you learn to bake?
903 01:12:06 How dare you speak to me that way!
904 01:12:09 You started it!
905 01:12:10 I did not!
906 01:12:12 No...
907 01:12:18 Whoa!
908 01:12:43 Jesse? Jesse, please.Please. Oh, God.
909 01:12:52 Jesse?
910 01:13:06 Get me out of here!
911 01:13:23 You bitch!
912 01:13:30 Jade!
913 01:13:36 Hurry!
914 01:13:51 -Go, go, go! -Not without you!
915 01:13:53 I'll be right behind you!
916 01:13:57 Hey, beautiful.
917 01:14:31 Aah!
918 01:14:41 Jade!
919 01:14:44 Move it!
920 01:15:16 Get down there. Move!
921 01:15:31 Open the coffin, Jade.
922 01:15:39 -Hurry up.-I'm trying,you fucking midget!
923 01:15:55 Ugh! You really didn't need to see that.
924 01:16:03 Give me the amulet.
925 01:16:11 Oh!
926 01:16:13 Bitch! You broke my neck.
927 01:16:32 Let her go.
928 01:16:33 Let Jade go first.
929 01:16:37 Get moving.
930 01:16:40 And Jade? See you real soon.
931 01:16:54 Get out of here.
932 01:16:58 Why can't I ever get it on with the real good guys?
933 01:17:27 You're a lucky girl.
934 01:17:43 Catch me, Chucky.
935 01:17:49 Ugh!
936 01:17:59 Aah!
937 01:18:02 Oh, God, no!
938 01:18:05 God, no!
939 01:18:06 Pull it out.
940 01:18:13 I'll take that.
941 01:18:27 It's show time.
942 01:18:39 Give me the power,I beg of you!
943 01:19:01 This is it.
944 01:19:03 I love you, Chucky.
945 01:19:06 I know.
946 01:19:08 We belong together,forever.
947 01:19:12 Kiss me.
948 01:19:34 Hah!
949 01:19:50 Why?
950 01:19:51 Oh, Chucky, look at us.
951 01:19:54 Don't you see?
952 01:19:56 We belong dead.
953 01:19:58 Goodbye, darling.
954 01:20:01 I'll see you in hell.
955 01:21:13 My mother always told me
956 01:21:16 love would set me free.
957 01:21:21 Get off my knife.
958 01:21:46 Let me see your hands!
959 01:21:49 Drop the gun! Drop it!
960 01:21:52 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
961 01:21:57 Whoa.
962 01:22:03 Don't move!
963 01:22:09 Go ahead and shoot.
964 01:22:11 I'll be back.I always come back.
965 01:22:18 But dying is such a bitch.
966 01:22:44 No one's ever gonna believe this.You know that?
967 01:22:48 What's gonna happen to us?
968 01:22:53 Preston. Yeah, I'm here now.
969 01:22:56 I'm afraid we've got another corpse to add to the list.
970 01:22:59 Jesse and Jade?
971 01:23:03 Hell, they didn't do it.
972 01:23:05 Just get forensics down here.
973 01:23:07 You're never gonna fucking believe this.
974 01:23:10 Right.
975 01:23:12 You two go on home. And stay put.
976 01:23:15 Let's go home.
977 01:23:31 Ooh.
978 01:23:41 Jesus.
979 01:24:13 Goddamn! Son of a bitch!
980 01:24:18 Holy...
981 01:24:23 Bitch! Jesus!
