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1 00:01:10 Omar, what's the status on the general?
2 00:02:51 Where is General Fezzan?
3 00:02:53 Tell me.
4 00:04:12 I might be complicated, but I ain't fucking hopeless.
5 00:04:14 Is that what we call it? Complicated?
6 00:04:17 Well, whatever it's called, it's not working, is it?
7 00:04:20 Come on, Gina, you're not looking at the big picture.
8 00:04:23 What's the big picture?
9 00:04:24 Is it you? Are you my big picture?
10 00:04:26 Oh, my God, thank you.
11 00:04:28 You should get the fuck over yourself.
12 00:04:29 Cause you know what you actually are?
13 00:04:30 A caveman.
14 00:04:32 You do resemble a caveman. You know what it is?
15 00:04:34 -And you don't? -You don't want competition.
16 00:04:36 -Gina, please, calm down. -That's what your problem is.
17 00:04:38 Me calm down? Did you just tell me...
18 00:04:41 Don't tell me to fucking calm down! I'm calm!
19 00:04:43 I've never been more fucking calm in my life.
20 00:04:46 "Oh, look at me.
21 00:04:48 I'm English. I'm avoidant. I don't like to argue."
22 00:04:51 Well, guess what?
23 00:04:53 I just want a little peace in my life. Right?
24 00:04:55 -It'd be nice. -I'm from America, bitch. We are gonna fight about it.
25 00:04:57 -Go. Just go. Go. -So what does that make me?
26 00:04:59 Does that make me stressful?
27 00:05:00 No, no, no.
28 00:05:03 A little violent perhaps.
29 00:05:06 I'm a professional.
30 00:05:08 Yeah. And a little violent.
31 00:05:09 A little bit.
32 00:05:11 Teeny bit.
33 00:05:12 You know what it is?
34 00:05:13 I've got your skills and then some.
35 00:05:15 And neither of you like it because you're both cavemen.
36 00:05:19 She's talking to you.
37 00:05:21 Actually, she's looking in your direction.
38 00:05:23 -I'm talking to you. -Mm-hmm.
39 00:05:25 But about you.
40 00:05:26 You might be my boss,
41 00:05:28 but I can tell that you're also from this planet called"hopeless"
42 00:05:31 where intimate relationships and feelings
43 00:05:33 don't fucking exist!
44 00:05:35 Fucking baby. I've wasted so much of my life on you.
45 00:05:38 You are a loser. But I like you.
46 00:05:41 Thanks.
47 00:05:43 Why are you here?
48 00:05:44 I lost my ring at this bar, and I need you to...
49 00:05:48 I'm sorry. Is that it? Are we done talking?
50 00:05:51 Are you done with this conversation?
51 00:05:53 Conversation?
52 00:05:55 It's more like angry chatter.
53 00:05:57 Fuck you.
54 00:05:59 She's talking to you again.
55 00:06:02 - It's depressing. - No. It's okay.
56 00:06:14 I liked her, Barney.
57 00:06:17 She's an Expendable, Christmas.
58 00:06:19 Look, I got great respect for your uncanny abilities. I really do.
59 00:06:24 But you are a selfish prick.
60 00:06:27 - Really? - We all are.
61 00:06:28 We have to be to choose this life
62 00:06:30 over friends, over family.
63 00:06:32 We do this for money.
64 00:06:35 That's the definition of prickism.
65 00:06:38 What do you think of my analysis?
66 00:06:39 Pretty good?
67 00:06:40 I think you're a moron.
68 00:06:43 You don't believe that.
69 00:06:45 With every cell in my body.
70 00:06:48 Why are we here?
71 00:06:49 I lost my ring last night in a bet, and I'm here to try to buy it back.
72 00:06:53 Seriously?
73 00:06:54 Yeah, seriously.
74 00:06:55 A silly little trinket.
75 00:06:58 I'm superstitious about it, and I like it.
76 00:07:01 Feel like I'm missing a finger.
77 00:07:05 I tried getting it back, but this half-ass won't negotiate.
78 00:07:08 - Who? - Jumbo Shrimp.
79 00:07:11 - Who's he? - You'll see.
80 00:07:13 - What's up, Barney? - Hey, Billy.
81 00:07:17 So how'd you lose your most prized possession?
82 00:07:22 Thumb wrestling.
83 00:07:24 - You mean arm wrestling? - No.
84 00:07:26 I mean thumb wrestling.
85 00:07:28 Like that. Give me your hand.
86 00:07:30 No. Thumb wrestling?
87 00:07:32 You used to be strong. What happened?
88 00:07:34 And you used to be hairy. What happened?
89 00:07:36 Things change.
90 00:07:38 - What's up, Barney? - Hey, how you doing?
91 00:07:39 Jumbo Shrimp around?
92 00:07:41 Is there a problem?
93 00:07:43 My friend wants his ring back.
94 00:07:47 Bet's a bet, man.
95 00:07:48 You know, no offense, but I'm missing my ring.
96 00:07:51 It stays where it is.
97 00:07:57 That's unacceptable.
98 00:07:58 Striking resemblance.
99 00:08:02 That's brutal.
100 00:08:06 - These the guys, Barney? - Yeah.
101 00:08:08 Now I see why they call him Jumbo.
102 00:08:10 No, the other guy, second guy.
103 00:08:14 You lost to Santa's helper?
104 00:08:18 That's embarrassing.
105 00:08:19 I was drunk.
106 00:08:20 Well, you're not drunk now.
107 00:08:23 Why the fuck am I here?
108 00:08:26 I hurt my back.
109 00:08:28 Since when?
110 00:08:29 A few weeks ago. I can't even lift a fork.
111 00:08:31 I would do it for you. But if you don't want to do it, I understand.
112 00:08:33 If you're intimidated...
113 00:08:34 Intimidated?
114 00:08:36 Hey, Lee.
115 00:08:37 Make it easy on yourself.
116 00:08:40 The classics.
117 00:08:42 I got this, Thumbo.
118 00:08:45 Beer, please.
119 00:08:48 How you doing this nice day?
120 00:08:52 What do you prefer to be called, "Jumbo" or "Shrimp"?
121 00:09:01 Call me that again.
122 00:09:04 Cut your fucking head off.
123 00:09:06 That's a little harsh, bite-size.
124 00:09:09 Barney wants his ring back.
125 00:09:11 What did you call me?
126 00:09:13 How much for it back, Yoda?
127 00:09:15 Hey!
128 00:09:16 It stays here, asshole.
129 00:09:23 My back.
130 00:09:27 You see,
131 00:09:29 what we have here is a matter of humiliation and human kindness.
132 00:09:33 My friend here loves his ring for all of his stupid reasons.
133 00:09:37 And it would be very nice and civilized
134 00:09:39 if you gents would understand that principle.
135 00:09:41 But since you choose to be...
136 00:09:44 - Barney, what's the word? - Obstinate.
137 00:09:46 Too long.
138 00:09:48 Dumbbells.
139 00:09:50 Dumbbells.
140 00:09:52 You leave me no other choice, dinky.
141 00:10:06 - You're welcome. - You're slowing down.
142 00:10:10 My turn, bitch.
143 00:10:15 Come on, chuck. Come on, cowboy. Bring it.
144 00:10:27 Get him a beer when he wakes up.
145 00:10:33 You almost killed me.
146 00:10:36 I thought you had a bad back.
147 00:10:38 You know, it's a miracle. It just went away.
148 00:10:41 You know, I really didn't need this lovefest.
149 00:10:44 I like spending time with you.
150 00:10:49 Next time, take me on a pony ride, okay?
151 00:10:57 Okay.
152 00:11:14 Overwatch, what is the status?
153 00:11:19 Sir, there are three soldiers guarding the general.
154 00:11:22 You're gonna need backup.
155 00:11:23 I repeat, wait for backup.
156 00:11:31 What the fuck is he doing?
157 00:11:32 No, no, no. No, no, please. Please, don't.
158 00:12:02 What's up, General?
159 00:12:14 - Are my eyes deceiving me? - Why?
160 00:12:16 What's that thing on Gunner's head?
161 00:12:18 It looks like a sick cat.
162 00:12:21 Cats are cute.
163 00:12:23 That looks like tumbleweed.
164 00:12:26 Hey, good evening, big man.
165 00:12:29 Let's talk. What's that thing on your head?
166 00:12:32 Oh, the wig?
167 00:12:33 - Yeah, the wig. - Question is, why?
168 00:12:35 Well, I was chatting with this girl on the Internet
169 00:12:38 and she likes that '70s look, you know.
170 00:12:40 The Farrah Fawcett thing.
171 00:12:41 Got it. You met her yet?
172 00:12:43 Why... Why would I do that? I like the mystery.
173 00:12:46 - Understand? - Yeah, that makes sense.
174 00:12:48 - Sounds special. - It does.
175 00:12:50 I liked him better when he was a drunk.
176 00:12:51 I know what you mean. Me too.
177 00:12:53 I'm happy for you.
178 00:12:58 Hey, is this the new guy?
179 00:13:01 Hey, it's Easy Day.
180 00:13:03 Good man. Ex-special forces.
181 00:13:05 - Hey, Barney. - Hey, Easy.
182 00:13:08 This our sniper?
183 00:13:10 Don't worry about it. I got a prescription scope.
184 00:13:14 What?
185 00:13:15 Well, Hawkeyes, remember this face.
186 00:13:17 Don't shoot it by accident.
187 00:13:20 You don't have to worry about me.
188 00:13:21 Who's this guy?
189 00:13:22 You're slipping, pal.
190 00:13:24 You hired him. That's Galgo's son.
191 00:13:26 I have the eyesight, the heart and the sex drive of my father.
192 00:13:29 Tell me he doesn't talk as much as his father.
193 00:13:31 - He's worse. - No.
194 00:13:33 Twice as bad.
195 00:13:34 It's gonna be a long trip.
196 00:13:37 I am Galan.
197 00:13:39 That suppose to mean something?
198 00:13:44 It's supposed to mean a little something.
199 00:13:45 All right, cut the bullshit. All eyes on me.
200 00:13:48 Who's the suit?
201 00:13:49 His name is Marsh.
202 00:13:51 I did a few things with him before I met you.
203 00:13:53 - He's CIA. - Hey, Barney, how you doing?
204 00:13:55 How you doing, Marsh?
205 00:13:57 How they hanging?
206 00:13:59 Gravity's setting in.
207 00:14:01 Welcome to the club.
208 00:14:02 As much as I would like to exchange pleasantries with you guys,
209 00:14:05 there's a pressing matter at hand.
210 00:14:07 Meet Suharato Rahmat.
211 00:14:09 Former British national turned arms dealer.
212 00:14:12 He has his own private army and he's been hired
213 00:14:14 to steal some detonators for nuclear missiles
214 00:14:16 for a very dangerous client.
215 00:14:18 Word on the street is the client's name is Ocelot.
216 00:14:22 Now, those detonators get in the hands of Ocelot,
217 00:14:25 he's planning on using them to create an international incident.
218 00:14:28 We can't let that happen.
219 00:14:31 So that's where you guys come in.
220 00:14:33 Your landing zone is Qaddafi's old chemical war plant in Libya,
221 00:14:37 which I hear is very nice this time of year.
222 00:14:39 Your mission is to make sure the detonators stay there.
223 00:14:43 All right?
224 00:14:44 That's all I got. Good luck.
225 00:14:46 Barney, keep 'em tucked.
226 00:14:48 I'll do my best.
227 00:14:51 - Operation Ocelot. - Mm-hmm.
228 00:14:54 When were you gonna tell me?
229 00:14:56 When you stopped playing footsies with your girlfriend.
230 00:15:04 Hey, why's Christmas so pissed about this Ocelot mission?
231 00:15:07 He's just being Christmas.
232 00:15:10 -Copy that. - He knows Barney very well.
233 00:15:12 He knows exactly how far he's willing to go to end Ocelot.
234 00:15:16 Who the hell names himself Ocelot?
235 00:15:18 Years ago, the CIA hired Barney
236 00:15:21 to find out who code name "Ocelot" actually is.
237 00:15:24 He was close when somebody walked him into an ambush
238 00:15:28 and nearly killed his entire team.
239 00:15:30 Damn.
240 00:15:32 Yeah, some would say Ocelot's a ghost
241 00:15:34 that Barney created to cover his own ass for a mistake.
242 00:15:37 No fucking way.
243 00:15:39 Ocelot exists and Barney will bury him someday.
244 00:15:44 What the fuck happened to your ear, man?
245 00:15:46 I'm glad you asked me that.
246 00:15:48 I wrestled in college. Common affliction in that sport is contusions to the ear.
247 00:15:52 Small pocket of blood that separates the skin from the cartilage.
248 00:16:06 Come on, big bird.
249 00:16:14 Get up there, you deathtrap.
250 00:16:16 Don't insult it.
251 00:16:24 We have a successful liftoff.
252 00:16:34 Maybe it was my first ménage à trois.
253 00:16:37 You know. You know, Toll Road, what I'm talking about, right?
254 00:16:44 You know what is a golden shower?
255 00:16:48 It's when the woman, she...
256 00:16:50 She squats down on top of you and releases her bladder.
257 00:16:53 It's very liberating.
258 00:16:54 Wow, a world-class pervert.
259 00:16:56 You know what is a golden shower?
260 00:16:58 You look like the type who has had one before.
261 00:17:00 I'm cutting these losers.
262 00:17:02 - I heard too much of that. - It's tune time. Time for music.
263 00:17:08 It's ancient.
264 00:17:10 It's soothing.
265 00:17:11 - Soothing? - Yeah.
266 00:17:13 Yeah, maybe.
267 00:17:15 You know I had a panic attack last night.
268 00:17:17 - Did you really? Are you sure? - Yeah.
269 00:17:20 Like your skin starts to crawl?
270 00:17:22 - Your heart is beating? - You know it.
271 00:17:23 Just take some Xanax and pretend you're happy with your life.
272 00:17:26 I am happy.
273 00:17:29 By the way, you're the worst doctor, ever.
274 00:17:32 Maybe it's Gina who's making you anxious.
275 00:17:35 She actually relaxes me.
276 00:17:37 It's this... this... The job.
277 00:17:39 No.
278 00:17:40 Some guys are just not meant for companionship.
279 00:17:43 - Face the facts. - Wrong.
280 00:17:45 Maybe you want to die a bitter old sod, but not me.
281 00:17:47 I want to be cheerful, happy.
282 00:17:50 But I will come visit you in the home.
283 00:17:54 - Promise? - Scout's honor.
284 00:17:57 Let's see what's going on.
285 00:17:59 One of them was covering me in hot candle wax.
286 00:18:01 Forget it.
287 00:18:09 Where are the detonators?
288 00:18:10 Never!
289 00:18:12 Your wife.
290 00:18:13 Not my wife. No, Allahu Akbar.
291 00:18:17 Your son is next.
292 00:18:18 P-Please, not my son. Please.
293 00:18:21 Give me the detonators, and I'll make it quick.
294 00:18:23 My son, Adam...
295 00:18:25 This is a fact you cannot change.
296 00:18:26 Give me the detonators or...
297 00:18:28 Not my son.
298 00:18:30 Your choice.
299 00:18:31 Okay. Okay.
300 00:18:33 They are in control room.
301 00:18:34 The code to the safe is...
302 00:18:37 eight,
303 00:18:39 one,
304 00:18:40 four,
305 00:18:41 two...
306 00:18:43 seven.
307 00:18:45 Wise choice.
308 00:18:49 Let's wake up the kids.
309 00:18:51 - Ready? - Yep.
310 00:19:12 Where'd that come from?
311 00:19:14 Ah, this is gonna be fun.
312 00:19:16 - LZ's hot. - Here we go.
313 00:19:20 - Incoming! - Flak!
314 00:19:28 Intel was off.
315 00:19:29 Get creative!
316 00:19:31 Got it.
317 00:19:33 Touch and go.
318 00:19:34 Okay, rally up. Rally up.
319 00:19:36 - Am I driving lead? - Nah.
320 00:19:37 Take Gunner to overwatch and fall in.
321 00:19:47 Touch!
322 00:19:56 Happy hunting.
323 00:20:02 Check it out. There's something happening at the weapons plant.
324 00:20:05 We're on it.
325 00:20:11 I count four vehicles and a lot of ops.
326 00:20:13 Well, let's make less of them.
327 00:20:23 Sir, I have a new transport.
328 00:20:24 Excellent.
329 00:20:26 Tell Ocelot we have them.
330 00:20:29 Let's go.
331 00:20:33 In position.
332 00:20:36 Load up!
333 00:20:37 Rahmat's got the detonators.
334 00:20:39 Gunner, you got eyes on them?
335 00:20:40 Like crystal in headlights.
336 00:20:49 Gunner, you're way off target.
337 00:20:50 What do you need, a seeing-eye dog?
338 00:20:52 Damn spots.
339 00:20:57 Hey, Stevie Wonder, you might want to get that prescription checked.
340 00:21:04 Heads up. Lee, where are you?
341 00:21:05 Looks like we're making our entrance.
342 00:21:07 Hold on to your huevos.
343 00:21:10 Let's fly, baby!
344 00:21:26 Who the fuck is this now?
345 00:21:28 What do we do, boss?
346 00:21:31 Kill them.
347 00:21:32 Open fire!
348 00:21:44 Gunner, we could use some help!
349 00:21:50 Six months sober.
350 00:22:00 Now that's what I'm talking about, Gunner.
351 00:22:04 Can you lose them?
352 00:22:16 - We're inside! - Copy.
353 00:22:20 Split up.
354 00:22:23 Galan, we'll take point.
355 00:22:24 - You go after that squirter. - Copy.
356 00:22:39 We lost the .50 cal.
357 00:22:55 Pull up alongside him.
358 00:22:59 Time to improvise.
359 00:23:00 I can improvise.
360 00:23:15 Gut shot. You'll live.
361 00:23:25 Maybe not.
362 00:23:36 Galan, what the fuck are you doing?
363 00:23:38 I'm improvising.
364 00:23:51 What's going on in there? I need a status report now!
365 00:23:56 One more and we're on Rahmat.
366 00:24:12 What the fuck, Easy?
367 00:24:17 Only easy day was yesterday.
368 00:24:19 Yep.
369 00:24:24 Initial success or total failure?
370 00:24:36 Initial success.
371 00:24:38 I'm out of ammo. I'm coming in.
372 00:24:47 You mean total failure.
373 00:24:55 Christmas, where are you? The detonators are compromised.
374 00:24:58 They're on the west side heading north.
375 00:25:03 Don't let Rahmat leave with those detonators
376 00:25:05 or there's gonna be a lot of dead people.
377 00:25:11 Get in, losers! We're going shopping!
378 00:25:13 You might want to watch your six!
379 00:25:18 Fire in the hole, fellas!
380 00:25:21 Moving!
381 00:25:24 Cover me!
382 00:25:27 Incoming!
383 00:25:30 Don't worry, my friend. I would never leave you behind.
384 00:26:07 I can't get the angle!
385 00:26:16 - I'm out of flares. - Damn it, Barney!
386 00:26:21 Stay on mission, Christmas.
387 00:26:23 You're toast up there.
388 00:26:24 Listen to him, man. Get the detonators.
389 00:26:27 Get the detonators, Lee!
390 00:26:28 That's an order!
391 00:26:32 Fuck no. I'm saving your dumb ass!
392 00:26:54 You're welcome!
393 00:26:57 Nice work, man, but who's on Rahmat?
394 00:28:08 Holy shit.
395 00:28:43 We miss you, Barney!
396 00:29:01 Everybody listen up.
397 00:29:02 There's an old expression.
398 00:29:05 Beware an old man in a profession where good men die young.
399 00:29:09 I'm sure Barney Ross has had a seat reserved
400 00:29:12 at the big table up there for some time now.
401 00:29:14 And he earned that seat.
402 00:29:16 He never stopped earning it.
403 00:29:19 He brought the best out in each and every one of us because he was the best of us.
404 00:29:25 To Barney.
405 00:29:27 To Barney.
406 00:29:38 How are you?
407 00:29:40 Great.
408 00:29:44 You don't gotta pretend, Lee.
409 00:29:47 You know Barney wouldn't want to watch you sulking like this.
410 00:29:50 It's true.
411 00:29:53 Can I help?
412 00:29:58 Well, since you're asking...
413 00:30:01 I'd like...
414 00:30:06 So when are we going after the guys that did this?
415 00:30:08 You ain't going nowhere. You're done.
416 00:30:14 - What's that mean? - You're off it.
417 00:30:15 - You're done. You're out. - Bullshit, Marsh.
418 00:30:18 Who's gonna run Barney's team?
419 00:30:24 Gina?
420 00:30:29 What is this, a bad joke?
421 00:30:30 Well, you disobeyed a direct order from your superior
422 00:30:32 and that cost us the mission, so you're out.
423 00:30:35 - I was trying to save him. - Well, you didn't.
424 00:30:38 It's our play, it's our call. You're out.
425 00:30:42 It was Barney's sacrifice to make, brother.
426 00:30:44 Good death for the mission, it would count.
427 00:30:47 And you just took it from him.
428 00:30:49 Made his sacrifice worthless.
429 00:30:58 Christmas.
430 00:31:01 Yeah.
431 00:31:06 Thanks for the support.
432 00:31:11 You certainly picked your moment, pal.
433 00:31:30 Barney hated cover bands.
434 00:31:33 I'll be in touch.
435 00:31:39 Nothing Barney did was worthless.
436 00:31:41 - You understand? Nothing! - Hey. Easy, cowboy.
437 00:31:43 Fuck you, talking about Barney in my face.
438 00:31:45 This ain't the place or time.
439 00:31:47 Por favor. Please, please. Tranquilo.
440 00:32:09 Pantry cook.
441 00:32:13 Hospitality director.
442 00:32:16 Can be "hospitable-ish."
443 00:32:20 Private security detail for a social media influencer.
444 00:32:35 I'm gonna go get a drink.
445 00:32:37 We're about to go live.
446 00:32:39 We're about to stream this shit,
447 00:32:41 and you girls look like shit.
448 00:32:44 Uh, no. No.
449 00:32:47 Buh-bye.
450 00:32:49 - Hey, muscles. - Get over here.
451 00:32:58 Here, dude. Hold my sign.
452 00:33:03 I'm your private security detail.
453 00:33:06 I'm here to protect you.
454 00:33:08 Not hold your sign.
455 00:33:11 You see anybody looking to do me harm?
456 00:33:16 Potentially.
457 00:33:17 Whatever. Just hold the sign.
458 00:33:20 "Potentially." Double-O douchebag.
459 00:33:27 What's up, motherfuckers?
460 00:33:29 I'm here at my NOLA pad live streaming to you at home.
461 00:33:33 Bringing a little something-something
462 00:33:35 into your pathetic little lives.
463 00:33:38 Look at these NOLA bitches.
464 00:33:40 Which one... No, which two am I gonna fuck after?
465 00:33:45 Oi. Have some respect for the ladies.
466 00:33:47 I am live streaming here.
467 00:33:50 You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy.
468 00:33:52 Who does this motherfucker think he is?
469 00:33:55 "Oi, respect the ladies."
470 00:33:57 I'll respect them all right.
471 00:33:59 Respect them enough to let them lick the sweat off my balls.
472 00:34:03 Fuck, dude, my nose.
473 00:34:06 Do you know how much money I make off this face, asshole?
474 00:34:38 Fuck it.
475 00:35:45 Welcome home,
476 00:35:47 love.
477 00:35:49 You're lucky I didn't shoot you.
478 00:35:52 Probably.
479 00:35:54 Hey, do you read now?
480 00:35:56 What is this?
481 00:35:59 Going somewhere, are we?
482 00:36:01 We're going after the guy that got Barney.
483 00:36:06 The only good thing that came out of Barney's death was the unsealing of that file.
484 00:36:10 What the fuck does that mean? What's in here?
485 00:36:13 Well,
486 00:36:15 Barney was part of a classified operation
487 00:36:17 in between international agencies.
488 00:36:20 And when it went south, all the parties involved decided to seal the file
489 00:36:23 until everyone associated with it was dead.
490 00:36:26 So once Barney passed, that file was declassified.
491 00:36:29 It gave us a vital clue on Ocelot's identity.
492 00:36:35 I want in. I'm coming with you.
493 00:36:38 Oh, I'm sorry.
494 00:36:40 You weren't invited.
495 00:36:44 Well, won't you be lonely without me?
496 00:36:46 No.
497 00:36:48 There's lots of other boys on the mission.
498 00:36:54 I'm not in the mood.
499 00:36:56 I'm gonna play a little Hendrix.
500 00:36:58 - Usually does the trick. - Don't start.
501 00:37:00 I'm starting.
502 00:37:06 Oh, I always liked this tattoo.
503 00:37:08 So did your brother.
504 00:37:19 This was always my favorite seat in the house.
505 00:37:21 Well, these and the cheap seats.
506 00:37:30 You really need to be more careful.
507 00:37:33 Make me.
508 00:37:41 Do an old soldier a favor.
509 00:37:45 First things first.
510 00:38:07 When I first met Barney...
511 00:38:10 I was straight out of the SAS.
512 00:38:14 Nothing to my name, down on my luck.
513 00:38:22 He took a chance on me when no one else would.
514 00:38:29 We're gonna get the guy that did this to Barney.
515 00:38:35 I promise.
516 00:38:41 I know I can't go with you.
517 00:38:46 But I want you to take this.
518 00:38:57 Well,
519 00:38:59 I'll make sure to give Rahmat your regards.
520 00:39:44 You catch any of that?
521 00:39:46 I don't know what she's saying.
522 00:39:48 - But why do you think they call her Lash? - I have no idea.
523 00:39:51 But I'd love to find out. She can lash me anytime.
524 00:39:55 Oh, it's way bigger than that, darling.
525 00:39:58 No, no. That's the Chinese bird.
526 00:40:00 We use the middle finger, they use the pinky.
527 00:40:02 But if the shoe fits...
528 00:40:06 I was saying what's up with your ears?
529 00:40:07 - My ear? - Oh, shit.
530 00:40:09 Well, everybody knows I wrestled in college.
531 00:40:11 And a common affliction in that sport is that you get a contusion in the ear
532 00:40:15 that separates the cartilage from the skin and creates a little pocket.
533 00:40:18 I've had this one drained nine times.
534 00:40:20 I've never seen him so quiet.
535 00:40:22 In essence, God gave me armor.
536 00:40:25 He hasn't said anything since Barney died.
537 00:40:28 Now, I caught my roommate talking shit about it one time.
538 00:40:30 And I had to smack him upside his head and give him his own cauliflower ear.
539 00:40:34 That's just the way it goes.
540 00:40:35 You want to feel it? No?
541 00:40:38 It's not contagious. I promise.
542 00:41:20 How you doing, friend?
543 00:41:22 I'm looking for Decha.
544 00:41:29 Who?
545 00:41:31 Ex-Task Force 90. Thailand Special Forces.
546 00:41:33 Supposedly owns a boat that docks around here.
547 00:41:38 Don't know anyone around here like that.
548 00:41:40 But if he have boat,
549 00:41:43 boat down there, not up here.
550 00:41:48 Thanks for your help.
551 00:42:29 Hey, excuse me, friend.
552 00:42:31 You know the owner of this boat?
553 00:42:35 I'm looking for a man named Decha.
554 00:42:38 I'm sorry. Decha has long gone.
555 00:42:41 Oh, yeah? Where?
556 00:42:44 To a place of peace.
557 00:42:48 Dead?
558 00:42:52 Yeah, well, there's a lot of that going around.
559 00:42:58 Excuse me.
560 00:43:00 I can't let you steal this boat, sir.
561 00:43:04 What's it to you?
562 00:43:08 Just a boat.
563 00:43:10 It's not yours.
564 00:43:15 Hey, listen, I'm taking this boat with or without your permission.
565 00:43:24 Why do you have Barney's ring?
566 00:43:27 Barney's dead.
567 00:43:30 And I need this boat to get to the people who killed him.
568 00:43:34 I was looking for Decha.
569 00:43:35 From what Barney said about the man, I could use him for what's ahead.
570 00:43:39 Barney's dead.
571 00:43:44 I was once Decha, the man you seek.
572 00:43:47 But I put that man behind me.
573 00:43:49 If what you say is true,
574 00:43:52 Barney should have his revenge.
575 00:43:54 Damn right, he should.
576 00:44:15 Okay, listen up.
577 00:44:17 The Thai cargo ship Jintara was hijacked
578 00:44:20 in the Andaman Sea by our mutual friend Rahmat.
579 00:44:23 The Jintara has changed course
580 00:44:25 and is tracking en route to the Russian coast of Vladivostok.
581 00:44:28 Now, due to that royal clusterfuck that was Libya,
582 00:44:31 Rahmat has taken possession of the nuclear detonators.
583 00:44:35 The ship itself is gonna be hosting an exchange
584 00:44:37 where they'll be taking possession of the remaining nuclear materials
585 00:44:40 needed to construct a viable bomb, nuclear type.
586 00:44:42 And we cannot let that happen. Understood?
587 00:44:45 Now, we also have valuable intel that says
588 00:44:47 that Ocelot will be on the Jintara.
589 00:44:50 So this might be our one and only chance to learn of his true identity.
590 00:44:54 - Or her. - What's that?
591 00:44:57 Could be a her.
592 00:44:59 Or her identity, yes.
593 00:45:01 And bring him or her in.
594 00:45:03 As you know, Barney's death opened up a file
595 00:45:05 that reveals the name of a man who worked with Ocelot.
596 00:45:08 A witness in witness protection.
597 00:45:10 More on him from Russo.
598 00:45:12 Name's Phen Lyong Bai.
599 00:45:14 Ocelot's former partner who'd love to rat Ocelot out.
600 00:45:18 Snitches get stitches. Right, Gunner?
601 00:45:19 That's right. Snitches get stitches.
602 00:45:21 I don't have to tell you how sensitive this mission is.
603 00:45:24 If the Russians get wind that the US forces are not only near
604 00:45:29 but inside Russian territory,
605 00:45:31 it's a World War III shit show.
606 00:45:33 Understood?
607 00:45:33 So that's why this mission carries no US signature whatsoever.
608 00:45:37 Full deniability.
609 00:45:38 If this goes bad, it's on you. And one last thing.
610 00:45:41 Since you Neanderthals dicked up that last mission in Libya without me,
611 00:45:45 I'm gonna be coming along to babysit you this time.
612 00:45:48 Now, won't that be fun? Gina.
613 00:45:52 All right, so the mission's gonna go down like this.
614 00:45:55 We're gonna run this assault as a split team with two separate objectives.
615 00:45:58 We're gonna HALO in.
616 00:46:00 Team Alpha's gonna secure the bridge
617 00:46:01 while Bravo searches and sweeps the boat.
618 00:46:03 We're gonna identify, kill-capture both Ocelot and Rahmat,
619 00:46:06 secure the detonators and the nuclear components, helo extract.
620 00:46:10 Any questions?
621 00:46:15 Is my delivery a little different than Barney's?
622 00:46:18 He probably would have just said, "Let's go."
623 00:46:20 Yeah.
624 00:46:21 Well...
625 00:46:23 let's go.
626 00:46:32 Is that an axe?
627 00:46:35 No, it's a snow shovel.
628 00:46:38 That makes sense. Not for humanity, but for you it makes sense.
629 00:46:47 Hey. So what's your story?
630 00:46:50 Barney told me you were ex-Task Force 90.
631 00:46:53 Ultimate killer type.
632 00:46:55 Never seen anyone faster or better.
633 00:47:00 There's only so many times you can kill a man, Christmas.
634 00:47:04 Each time,
635 00:47:06 it gets easier.
636 00:47:09 You become numb to pain, to joy, and to love.
637 00:47:16 With every person you kill,
638 00:47:19 you lose a little more of yourself.
639 00:47:23 I had to stop before there was nothing left.
640 00:48:46 Figured I'd be using my axe by now.
641 00:48:54 This is too quiet. Something ain't right.
642 00:48:56 Easy Day, Lash, you're with me. The rest of you, swing around port quarter.
643 00:49:00 Where's port quarter again?
644 00:49:02 I was Army. We said left and right, not port and starship shit.
645 00:49:06 Starboard is right.
646 00:49:09 Port, left. Quarter, back.
647 00:49:11 - Got it. - Let's move.
648 00:49:46 Got a bad feeling about this.
649 00:49:48 Yeah, where the hell is everybody?
650 00:49:50 The nuke is definitely onboard.
651 00:49:55 All right, listen up. Bad news.
652 00:49:57 They already have uranium with the detonators.
653 00:50:00 There is now an active nuclear bomb on the ship.
654 00:50:05 We're about to take the bridge.
655 00:50:18 It's a ghost town in here.
656 00:50:20 Go! Put your weapons down now!
657 00:50:28 What a fucking mess this turned out to be.
658 00:50:31 First Libya, now this.
659 00:50:33 Somebody knew we were coming. Both times.
660 00:50:35 My intel was solid.
661 00:50:36 - Your intel was shit. - Ah, shit on this.
662 00:50:38 The intel could have been leaked.
663 00:50:40 - We don't know you. - He was verified.
664 00:50:43 Well, then maybe it was your new girlfriend.
665 00:50:44 Fuck you, Gunner.
666 00:50:46 You sold us out in Vilena on that mission.
667 00:50:49 Think I'd forget about that?
668 00:50:51 Somebody did sell us out.
669 00:50:53 How about your man?
670 00:50:56 You sold him out so you could be on top.
671 00:50:57 Back off. She wouldn't do that.
672 00:50:59 What? Fuck him on top?
673 00:51:01 Fuck you.
674 00:51:03 Maybe it's the mute over in the corner.
675 00:51:04 What's up, Galan? Cat got your tongue, cowboy?
676 00:51:07 - Yeah, he's hiding something. - Yeah.
677 00:51:09 I never trusted this fucking guy.
678 00:51:24 - Who's the leader? - I'm the leader.
679 00:51:46 Take him.
680 00:52:05 Fuck.
681 00:52:08 There she is.
682 00:52:12 Go time.
683 00:52:18 I'll go first.
684 00:52:20 Send down a signal when it's clear for you to follow.
685 00:52:22 This is as far as I go.
686 00:52:25 - I could use you. - I can't.
687 00:52:28 If I let the old me out,
688 00:52:31 I don't know if I could ever get him back in.
689 00:52:40 I understand.
690 00:53:40 Should be carnage up here.
691 00:53:43 Where are you guys?
692 00:53:46 My shift's done. Going downstairs.
693 00:54:05 Don't move and turn around.
694 00:54:07 Slowly.
695 00:54:09 Well, which one is it, friend?
696 00:54:11 Don't move or turn around slowly?
697 00:54:14 Turn around.
698 00:54:15 Very slowly.
699 00:54:22 Ah! Jesus Christ!
700 00:54:24 Colin, you scared the shit out of me, you bellend.
701 00:54:27 Colin? Who the fuck is Colin?
702 00:54:29 Don't give me that. Hey, you need to be careful with that.
703 00:54:32 That could go off in your hand.
704 00:54:48 Perfect timing, Mr. Marsh.
705 00:54:54 Marsh?
706 00:54:55 This mission was a trap.
707 00:54:56 Somebody leaked our intel.
708 00:55:03 My demands are simple.
709 00:55:06 Prisoner exchange.
710 00:55:08 I want your prisoner, Phen Lyong Bai.
711 00:55:11 A dear friend of a friend.
712 00:55:13 If not,
713 00:55:15 Mr. Marsh will be the example of how deadly serious I am.
714 00:55:19 So, what's it going to be, Russo?
715 00:55:22 I don't have the authority.
716 00:55:24 I know you don't!
717 00:55:27 But I know someone who does.
718 00:55:42 Let's get the last of the fake planes up.
719 00:56:05 Rahmat,
720 00:56:06 you sneaky little sausage.
721 00:56:15 I can get you the authority.
722 00:56:16 Phen Lyong Bai is in your lockup.
723 00:56:19 Your contact is Donald Allman, authorization 2-2-5-7-9.
724 00:56:26 Good.
725 00:56:27 And no funny business.
726 00:56:28 It's your call whether the Expendables
727 00:56:30 need to live up to their namesake or not.
728 00:57:23 Bringing a little something-something
729 00:57:25 into your pathetic little lives.
730 00:57:27 Look at these bitches.
731 00:57:29 Which one... No, which two am I gonna fuck after?
732 00:57:35 Oi. Have some respect for the ladies.
733 00:57:37 I am live streaming here.
734 00:57:40 You guys believe this shit? Look at this guy.
735 00:57:42 Watch this guy, I love him, he is my hero.
736 00:57:47 I'll respect them all right.
737 00:57:48 Respect them enough to let them lick the sweat off my balls.
738 00:57:51 I hope to meet him one day.
739 00:58:16 This doesn't belong to you.
740 00:58:22 Where are my friends?
741 00:58:27 Where are my friends?
742 00:58:30 Sir, we might have a problem.
743 00:58:32 Paithoon and Takk have gone dark.
744 00:58:36 Room 657, B-deck.
745 00:58:39 Much appreciated.
746 00:58:45 Gunner.
747 00:58:47 - Takk? - Don't mind if I do.
748 00:58:50 Report back, Takk. We may have a rat onboard.
749 00:58:54 Check everyone's status.
750 00:58:57 Takk?
751 00:58:58 Takk can't come to the phone right now.
752 00:59:02 He's a little limp.
753 00:59:06 Who is this?
754 00:59:08 A man who made a mistake letting you live.
755 00:59:10 But I'm here to remedy that.
756 00:59:14 Look who's still trying to be a hero.
757 00:59:17 How nice of you to come aboard.
758 00:59:19 If you're hoping for a redo of the mess in Libya, you're too late, I'm afraid.
759 00:59:23 My men are on their way to hunt you down.
760 00:59:26 So I guess it's up to me to put you in an early grave.
761 00:59:30 Just like I did your friend in Libya.
762 00:59:34 Correction. He wasn't my friend.
763 00:59:37 He was my brother.
764 00:59:39 So you can bring your army.
765 00:59:40 Bring all the fucking men you want
766 00:59:42 and I'll work through every last one of them.
767 00:59:44 When I get to you,
768 00:59:46 I'll make sure that the only way you leave this ship
769 00:59:48 is in a wonderful variety of pieces.
770 01:00:33 Don't shoot by the bomb!
771 01:01:42 Pavel, you have eyes on the rat?
772 01:01:45 - Yes, sir. - Location?
773 01:01:47 Corridor, deck one.
774 01:01:55 - Deck two. - What?
775 01:02:12 Officers' dining area, deck three.
776 01:03:56 Rubber side down, mate.
777 01:04:09 He's on the stern.
778 01:05:02 What are you doing?
779 01:05:03 Thought you were done with this life.
780 01:05:05 It would be disrespectful to Barney's memory to let his friend die.
781 01:05:11 I like the look.
782 01:05:12 Thank you.
783 01:05:13 - Then let's get to it. - Okay.
784 01:05:40 Everything's sealed tight down here.
785 01:05:42 Yeah, these are welded up solid too.
786 01:05:44 Okay, so what's next?
787 01:05:46 Bilge system.
788 01:05:47 - What? - Bilge system.
789 01:05:49 In emergencies, it clears water from the ship's dry areas.
790 01:05:53 If you get it open, it should let us out of here.
791 01:05:55 Come on, man. Let's get this fucking thing open.
792 01:06:02 - Well, that ain't budging. - No shit. It's got to get wet.
793 01:06:05 What?
794 01:06:06 Wet. If it gets wet, it'll open.
795 01:06:09 - Well, anybody gotta pee? - I gotta go.
796 01:06:13 I've had to piss since we HALO'd in here.
797 01:06:24 A little privacy, please?
798 01:06:36 The hyoid bone.
799 01:06:39 It's the only bone in the human body not connected to any others.
800 01:06:44 It's right here in the throat. Without it, we cannot speak.
801 01:06:48 With these hands, I will claw the hyoid bone
802 01:06:51 from the throat of that fucker Rahmat,
803 01:06:53 stick it up his boyfriend's culo,
804 01:06:55 then make both of their asses apologize
805 01:06:56 while they drown in their own blood.
806 01:06:59 Barney was my hero.
807 01:07:01 I do not speak, I cannot speak,
808 01:07:03 because my mind is full of these brutal, visceral fantasies,
809 01:07:09 fantasies that will now become a hellish reality.
810 01:07:15 You should go back to not talking.
811 01:07:26 - Done. - Any takers?
812 01:07:29 This will lead us to the men who killed Barney?
813 01:07:32 Uh, yes.
814 01:07:33 I will avenge him.
815 01:07:41 Guess he does like golden showers.
816 01:07:45 Lyong Bai is en route to you as we speak.
817 01:07:48 I expect to have my team returned alive.
818 01:07:52 Of course. For what is a man without his word?
819 01:07:56 Prepare for exchange.
820 01:07:58 Moving out!
821 01:08:00 - This way. - Okay.
822 01:08:02 Your friends will be really happy to see you, right?
823 01:08:05 Probably not.
824 01:08:06 Gina will have to admit she needs me.
825 01:08:09 - On three. - Yeah.
826 01:08:10 Three.
827 01:08:14 Nobody here.
828 01:08:15 No shit.
829 01:08:16 Where did they go?
830 01:08:20 You smell piss?
831 01:08:23 Yeah.
832 01:08:24 We're gonna stay quiet until it's time to get loud.
833 01:08:28 Okay, okay. Yeah.
834 01:08:35 Get on the ground!
835 01:08:37 Time to get loud?
836 01:08:42 It's you who needs to get down on the ground, pal.
837 01:08:45 Or what?
838 01:08:51 Or get wasted by an Expendable.
839 01:08:54 Don't tell me. You're happy to see me.
840 01:08:57 Technically, you're not an Expendable anymore, Christmas.
841 01:09:00 Especially you.
842 01:09:02 - Such a pleasure. - Likewise.
843 01:09:04 Great timing. Easy Day.
844 01:09:06 Feliz Navidad.
845 01:09:10 Is that my Traumahawk?
846 01:09:11 - Yeah. - How do you like it?
847 01:09:13 - Growing on me. - What took you so long?
848 01:09:15 Did you think that I was gonna believe
849 01:09:18 you were actually just gifting me your knife?
850 01:09:20 You gifted her your knife?
851 01:09:22 And they say romance is dead.
852 01:09:23 He put a tracker in it. It was all part of the plan.
853 01:09:27 Sorry.
854 01:09:30 I feel a little used.
855 01:09:39 Okay, let's go.
856 01:09:41 Hey, Gunner, watch our six.
857 01:09:43 I like your hair.
858 01:09:44 - Who's your new friend? - Decha.
859 01:09:46 Old friend of Barney's. Kicks ass with the best of them.
860 01:09:49 Any friend of Barney's is all right by me.
861 01:09:52 - Rahmat took Marsh. - I'm devastated.
862 01:09:55 First things first. Toll Road, I need you to take a look at something.
863 01:10:01 It's a big fucking bomb.
864 01:10:04 With the detonators that we didn't get.
865 01:10:06 We're fucked.
866 01:10:07 Can you elaborate?
867 01:10:09 This thing's wired to go in 27 minutes.
868 01:10:12 It's tamperproof. Got mercury switches.
869 01:10:14 The only way we're shutting this bad boy down is to find the remote kill switch.
870 01:10:17 That's the last line of defense.
871 01:10:19 Now, it's short range,
872 01:10:20 so whoever has that on their person is on this fucking boat.
873 01:10:23 - Rahmat. - Rahmat.
874 01:10:25 Who's Rahmat?
875 01:10:26 Guy who killed Barney.
876 01:10:28 We probably just entered Russian waters.
877 01:10:31 Dressing this ship to look like a US aircraft carrier
878 01:10:33 with a primed nuke about to blow off the coast of Russia.
879 01:10:36 It's going to start World War III.
880 01:10:38 Clock is ticking. Let's lock and load.
881 01:10:40 New location, deckside.
882 01:10:43 It's all about this kill switch now.
883 01:10:45 Switch off Rahmat permanently.
884 01:10:48 Well, can you make us something loud and messy?
885 01:10:51 Does the pope shit in the woods?
886 01:10:53 No, the pope don't shit in the woods.
887 01:10:55 Or next to a bear. Why you gotta say shit like that?
888 01:11:04 What is that?
889 01:11:41 Oh, shit! Bomb!
890 01:12:21 Shit!
891 01:12:48 Fuck it!
892 01:12:57 You're welcome.
893 01:13:01 Don't mention it.
894 01:13:13 Good to be back.
895 01:13:18 I got you.
896 01:13:20 Thanks.
897 01:13:41 Hey, puta.
898 01:13:59 I got him.
899 01:14:18 Toll Road!
900 01:14:19 Easy! Man down! Man down!
901 01:14:28 Can you kiss that and make it better?
902 01:14:30 Maybe later. I'm a little busy right now.
903 01:14:33 I got him.
904 01:15:18 Ready for prisoner exchange.
905 01:15:20 Three minutes until we touch down.
906 01:15:22 Standing by for the exchange.
907 01:15:24 Proceed as planned.
908 01:15:48 How you doing, Rahmat?
909 01:15:50 I see you like to play with knives.
910 01:15:52 Well, I ain't playing no more.
911 01:15:54 You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this.
912 01:15:57 Come and get it, hero.
913 01:17:11 Is that the biggest one you've got?
914 01:17:40 Nah.
915 01:17:42 That's the biggest one I got.
916 01:17:50 Lee, you good?
917 01:17:52 Yeah.
918 01:17:58 Where's the kill switch?
919 01:17:59 You fucking idiot. I don't have the kill switch.
920 01:18:05 My boss has it.
921 01:18:09 Ocelot.
922 01:18:28 Phen Lyong Bai is here.
923 01:18:30 He's our witness that can identify Ocelot.
924 01:18:42 - Hello, Bai. - Oh, my God, no.
925 01:18:43 - No! - Bye-bye, Bai.
926 01:18:53 Marsh is Ocelot.
927 01:18:55 He's had the kill switch this whole...
928 01:18:59 That's for Barney.
929 01:19:09 How long until detonation?
930 01:19:11 Twelve minutes.
931 01:19:12 All right, we got 12 minutes
932 01:19:14 before this ship blows up like a Roman candl...
933 01:19:27 Hey, Marsh. I guess you won't be needing that anymore.
934 01:19:30 All right, Christmas!
935 01:19:32 You're like genital warts!
936 01:19:34 Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away!
937 01:19:38 You got something I need, Marsh.
938 01:19:41 I'm coming down to get it.
939 01:19:43 I guess you figured out that this device right here
940 01:19:46 is the only thing preventing World War III,
941 01:19:49 a conflict that, while devastating for many,
942 01:19:52 it'll be insanely,
943 01:19:54 insanely,
944 01:19:55 insanely profitable for somebody.
945 01:19:58 And that somebody is gonna be me.
946 01:20:00 And the Expendables will take all the blame!
947 01:20:04 So, enjoy the show!
948 01:20:09 Kill them all!
949 01:20:10 Take cover!
950 01:20:15 Everybody get down!
951 01:20:20 We need to get clear of this boat or we're all gonna get fried!
952 01:20:22 Jumping overboard is seeming like a decent plan right now.
953 01:20:25 We'll never make it out of the blast zone. We'll never make it in time.
954 01:20:33 Hey, man, you're not going down on my watch.
955 01:20:36 We gotta move. He's bleeding out.
956 01:20:39 I got an idea.
957 01:20:41 We can take my boat. It's being towed.
958 01:20:44 That's a great idea.
959 01:20:45 Next time, let's start with that!
960 01:20:47 Yeah!
961 01:20:48 Gunner, give us cover fire. We're on the way out.
962 01:20:50 Copy that. Cover fire.
963 01:20:58 Meet at the stern. Repeat, meet at the stern.
964 01:21:07 We gotta move!
965 01:21:11 I saw them go to the other side.
966 01:21:30 There's no one on the bridge. Start searching the ship.
967 01:21:43 Toll Road, you're next.
968 01:21:54 Galan, you're up.
969 01:22:13 What?
970 01:22:17 Never mind.
971 01:22:20 Let's go.
972 01:22:39 Mission first!
973 01:22:47 I gotta turn this ship around.
974 01:22:53 Make my sacrifice count!
975 01:22:58 It's his decision to make.
976 01:23:05 Decha, we need to move or Toll Road's not gonna make it.
977 01:25:07 Get the rest of the inflatable boats up here.
978 01:25:10 Sir, we're headed back out to sea.
979 01:25:12 Move it, move it, move it, people!
980 01:25:20 Genital fucking warts.
981 01:25:21 Take him out!
982 01:25:23 Get that RIB inflated!
983 01:25:28 We need to get the ship back on course.
984 01:25:30 Get up to the bridge and fix this.
985 01:25:32 But, sir...
986 01:25:33 But, sir, what?
987 01:25:35 The nuke is gonna blow. We can't go up...
988 01:25:40 How do you feel about a promotion?
989 01:25:43 All to the bridge!
990 01:25:44 Take him down! All to the bridge! Go, go!
991 01:26:48 Looks like I'll be seeing you soon, Barney.
992 01:27:15 Christmas!
993 01:27:25 Right here, Marsh.
994 01:27:27 I see you called in the cavalry!
995 01:27:31 Well, you can't get rid of me.
996 01:27:34 Well, the fun's in trying.
997 01:27:36 Why don't you come down face-to-face?
998 01:27:38 Man-to-man.
999 01:27:42 Old school.
1000 01:27:44 Don't mind if I do.
1001 01:27:46 Can't wait.
1002 01:27:48 Don't you fucking move! I'll be right down.
1003 01:27:52 Barney tried to expose me 25 years ago, and he failed.
1004 01:27:56 But you, you're a good soldier.
1005 01:28:00 You're a very good soldier.
1006 01:28:02 But this, I mean, this is above and beyond.
1007 01:28:05 This... This is next level.
1008 01:28:09 Barney would be proud of you.
1009 01:28:13 Well, you can tell him yourself.
1010 01:28:16 Because you're about to join him.
1011 01:28:18 So very nice.
1012 01:28:20 Look what Santa brought me.
1013 01:28:34 The fuck?
1014 01:28:35 Barney?
1015 01:28:37 Hey, I had him with the classics!
1016 01:28:40 You almost fucking killed me!
1017 01:28:42 You're welcome.
1018 01:28:47 Come on!
1019 01:28:49 The fuck is happening?
1020 01:28:51 Hold on!
1021 01:28:58 - Where are the nukes? - In the stern.
1022 01:29:02 Hey, you were dead!
1023 01:29:04 - The hell's going on? - I'm a little busy.
1024 01:29:36 So what's the story?
1025 01:29:37 Twenty-five years ago, we were doing a covert op,
1026 01:29:40 and eight of my team got wiped out.
1027 01:29:42 I had to fake my own death to open up a classified file,
1028 01:29:46 driving Marsh out of hiding so I could prove he's Ocelot.
1029 01:29:49 Why'd you keep it from us?
1030 01:29:51 If I didn't take that job, they'd all be alive.
1031 01:29:53 So, it was personal.
1032 01:29:56 You understand.
1033 01:30:32 I need a drink.
1034 01:30:34 Me too.
1035 01:30:37 - You're buying. - I'm broke.
1036 01:30:39 You were funnier when you were dead.
1037 01:30:44 Great spending time with you again.
1038 01:30:47 But you could use a shower.
1039 01:31:04 Toll Road, you owe me 20 bucks.
1040 01:31:05 Guess you won't be needing glasses.
1041 01:31:07 Not bad.
1042 01:31:10 Salute to my friends who never quit.
1043 01:31:14 Cheers to you all.
1044 01:31:15 - Salud. - Salute.
1045 01:31:16 To you guys.
1046 01:31:18 What about that corny quote on the ship, Christmas?
1047 01:31:20 - You don't need to repeat that, Toll Road. - "Make my sacrifice count!"
1048 01:31:25 Yeah, fuck you.
1049 01:31:26 Stop giving him such a hard time.
1050 01:31:28 I think it's sweet.
1051 01:31:30 Aw. That's sweet.
1052 01:31:33 They're all just jealous because you're the most handsome one.
1053 01:31:35 I know.
1054 01:31:37 Ain't love beautiful?
1055 01:31:38 Hey, Toll Road.
1056 01:31:41 Really?
1057 01:31:44 Barney Ross, back from the dead.
1058 01:31:47 Only you could walk away from a blazing inferno with not a scratch on you.
1059 01:31:51 You are like a mythical bird raising up from the ashes.
1060 01:31:54 - I don't know how you do it. - Just a moment.
1061 01:31:56 I am relaxed. I'm trying to talk to my hero over here.
1062 01:31:58 Would you give me some space please, Easy Day?
1063 01:32:00 Hey, lame brain, you got a minute?
1064 01:32:03 - Of course. - A minor question.
1065 01:32:04 Step right in.
1066 01:32:06 There it is. Piece of junk.
1067 01:32:08 I missed this.
1068 01:32:09 - Thanks, my friend. - Yeah.
1069 01:32:12 - I need to know. - Who the corpse is?
1070 01:32:15 Exactly.
1071 01:32:16 You ever wonder what happened to Jumbo Shrimp?
1072 01:32:23 Warning. Terrain ahead. Too low.
1073 01:32:28 Warning. No landing gear. Pull up.
1074 01:32:39 You didn't.
1075 01:32:42 Oh, yes, I did.
