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1 00:00:29 ♪ Sugar ♪
2 00:00:32 ♪ Sugar ♪
3 00:00:34 - ♪ Sugar ♪- ♪ Butter ♪
4 00:00:36 -♪ Sugar ♪-♪ Butter ♪
5 00:00:38 -♪ Sugar ♪-♪ Butter ♪
6 00:00:40 - ♪ Flour ♪- ♪ Sugar ♪
7 00:00:41 -♪ Butter ♪-♪ Flour ♪
8 00:00:47 ♪ My hands pluck the thingsI know that I need ♪
9 00:00:51 ♪ I'll take the sugarAnd butter from the pantry ♪
10 00:00:55 ♪ I add the flour to beginWhat I am hoping to start ♪
11 00:01:00 ♪ And then it's downWith the recipe ♪
12 00:01:02 ♪ And bake from the heart ♪
13 00:01:05 ♪ Sugar ♪
14 00:01:10 ♪ And butter ♪
15 00:01:14 ♪ And flour ♪
16 00:01:18 ♪ And mother ♪
17 00:01:23 ♪ What's inside? ♪
18 00:01:26 ♪ Everyone wants to knowWhat's inside? ♪
19 00:01:30 ♪ And I always tell themBut I... ♪
20 00:01:36 ♪ Feel more than wordsCan say ♪
21 00:01:40 ♪ You want to knowWhat's inside? ♪
22 00:01:43 ♪ Simple question, so thenWhat's the answer? ♪
23 00:01:48 -♪ My whole life is in here ♪-♪ What's inside? ♪
24 00:01:52 -♪ In this kitchen baking ♪-♪ What's inside? ♪
25 00:01:57 - ♪ What a mess I'm making ♪- Jenna!
26 00:02:00 What's the special pie today?
27 00:02:02 -Deep shit blueberry bacon.-Deep shit?
28 00:02:06 Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.
29 00:02:09 ♪ The day starts likeThe rest we've seen ♪
30 00:02:11 ♪ Another carbon copyOf an old routine ♪
31 00:02:14 -♪ Days keep coming ♪-♪ One out, one in ♪
32 00:02:17 ♪ They keep coming ♪
33 00:02:18 Make the coffee strong enoughto chew.
34 00:02:21 ♪ I don't knowWhat I wish I had ♪
35 00:02:23 ♪ But there's no time nowFor thinking things like that ♪
36 00:02:26 -♪ We've got too much to do ♪-♪ Too much to do ♪
37 00:02:29 ♪ All these same thingsWe're always ♪
38 00:02:32 ♪ Opening up ♪
39 00:02:35 ♪ Letting the day in ♪
40 00:02:38 ♪ Over a cup, we'll say ♪
41 00:02:42 ♪ Hello, how you been? ♪
42 00:02:44 ♪ Looking around ♪
43 00:02:47 ♪ Seeing the same things ♪
44 00:02:50 ♪ Every day brings ♪
45 00:02:54 -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪
46 00:02:57 -♪ Thank you ♪-♪ Thank you ♪
47 00:02:59 ♪ Come again! ♪
48 00:03:01 ♪ Some things never change ♪
49 00:03:03 ♪ Some things Never change ♪
50 00:03:05 ♪ I wouldn't call this placeA happy end ♪
51 00:03:08 ♪ But I've been'Round the block ♪
52 00:03:09 ♪ And just came back again ♪
53 00:03:11 ♪ A small town like oursAin't much ♪
54 00:03:14 ♪ But sometimes homeIs where your ass ends up ♪
55 00:03:17 -♪ Order up! ♪-♪ Ordered up is how the day
56 00:03:20 ♪ Everything in its placeAnd timing ♪
57 00:03:23 ♪ I like the wayMost of the days ♪
58 00:03:25 ♪ Look exactly the same ♪
59 00:03:28 ♪ Order up ♪
60 00:03:30 ♪ Check the clockTick, tick, tock ♪
61 00:03:32 ♪ Don't stopServe with a smile ♪
62 00:03:36 ♪ Hurry upFill the coffee cup ♪
63 00:03:39 ♪ And then in a while ♪
64 00:03:42 ♪ Take a breathWhen you need ♪
65 00:03:44 ♪ To be reminded that with ♪
66 00:03:46 ♪ Days like these ♪
67 00:03:51 ♪ We can only doThe best we can ♪
68 00:03:57 -♪ Till we do it again ♪-♪ Come on, move it now ♪
69 00:04:00 -♪ Opening up ♪-♪ Hello ♪
70 00:04:03 -♪ How you been? ♪-♪ Thank you ♪
71 00:04:07 -♪ Opening up ♪-♪ Some things never change ♪
72 00:04:10 ♪ Some things never change ♪
73 00:04:13 -♪ Hello, how you been? ♪-♪ Hello, how you been? ♪
74 00:04:16 -♪ Thank you ♪-♪ Thank you ♪
75 00:04:17 ♪ Come again! ♪
76 00:04:19 ♪ Some things never change ♪
77 00:04:33 Order up!
78 00:04:38 Becky!
79 00:04:40 Come on, Becky, put some hustlein that bustle.
80 00:04:43 Cal, does your assever get jealous
81 00:04:46 of the constant crap that comesout of your mouth?
82 00:04:48 Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?
83 00:04:50 It's warm in here. I'm warm.
84 00:04:51 -Okay, I'll let Cal know.-Let Cal know.
85 00:04:53 -I'll let Cal know.-Okay, listen up.
86 00:04:57 Today, I want a big pieceof your deep dish blueberry
87 00:05:01 with my scrambled eggsand toast.
88 00:05:03 And a tomato on the sideon its own plate.
89 00:05:07 Okay. No potatoes with that?
90 00:05:09 Did I say anythingabout potatoes?
91 00:05:11 Where'd you get potatoes from?
92 00:05:13 Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.That everything?
93 00:05:16 No. I also want coffee.But don't bring that first.
94 00:05:20 Bring me water firstwith the meal
95 00:05:23 Are you okay?Am I making you sick?
96 00:05:28 Sorry, I'm just feelinga tad queasy.
97 00:05:30 You okay, Jenna?
98 00:05:33 Yeah, I'm fine.Too much coffee is all.
99 00:05:35 Avoiding it ain't gonnamake it go away.
100 00:05:38 -No.-Hey. Hey. Hey!
101 00:05:42 -Where the hell y'all going?-To the beach. Pack us a lunch.
102 00:05:45 There's no one on the floor!
103 00:05:48 Am I supposed to put ona waitress uniform myself?
104 00:05:50 Hey, whatever floatsyour boat, Cal.
105 00:05:53 Let me remind youI can fire your ass.
106 00:05:56 Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.The water's running.
107 00:05:59 Get out here!
108 00:06:00 I'm only saying it once.
109 00:06:03 This is the last timeI'm gonna say it!
110 00:06:06 Dammit.
111 00:06:09 Hey, I gotta get backto my table.
112 00:06:11 Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
113 00:06:15 Oh, I don't wanna know!
114 00:06:18 ♪ Come on, honey,You've waited long enough ♪
115 00:06:20 ♪ Get to it and do it ♪
116 00:06:23 -Okay, girls, enough!-♪ You know what we mean ♪
117 00:06:27 ♪ I hope you drankEnough this morning ♪
118 00:06:31 ♪ Come on, sweetie,It's better to know ♪
119 00:06:34 ♪ We'll be right hereWith you, so ♪
120 00:06:37 ♪ It's no or it's yes ♪
121 00:06:40 ♪ But either way,You gotta take the test ♪
122 00:06:45 ♪ A squat and a squeeze,A prayer and a please,
123 00:06:47 ♪ A stick and a line ♪
124 00:06:49 ♪ Just one of 'emIf I'm lucky ♪
125 00:06:51 ♪ A pot and a piss,Here we go, sis ♪
126 00:06:54 ♪ And we'll keep our focus on ♪
127 00:06:57 ♪ The negative ♪
128 00:06:58 Here. All right,read the instructions.
129 00:07:01 -Se puede saber...-In English!
130 00:07:05 Oh. Do not insert the test stickinto your vagina.
131 00:07:09 Wow. Thank you, Dawn!
132 00:07:11 ♪ How'd I everGet myself in this mess? ♪
133 00:07:14 ♪ One drunk nightAnd that stupid red dress ♪
134 00:07:18 Oh, I love that red dress.The way it sparkles
135 00:07:20 it looks likean ice skating outfit.
136 00:07:22 Stay with us, Dawn.
137 00:07:24 ♪ Maybe his machineryIs broken somehow ♪
138 00:07:27 What if his boys don't swim?
139 00:07:29 I mean, wow, miraculous luck.
140 00:07:31 Yeah, miraculous.
141 00:07:34 ♪ To get awayWith an uprotected fu-- ♪
142 00:07:38 ♪ Funny how one night canRuin your whole life ♪
143 00:07:42 ♪ Don't go there yetWe don't know what
144 00:07:44 -♪ I'm already panicked ♪-♪ Just calm down, goddammit ♪
145 00:07:47 ♪ Maybe it'll all be fine ♪
146 00:07:50 ♪ Maybe there'll beJust one line ♪
147 00:07:53 ♪ Come on, negative ♪
148 00:07:55 I thought you don't sleep withyour husband much anymore.
149 00:07:58 We got drunk. I do stupid thingswhen I drink.
150 00:08:00 Like sleep with my husband.
151 00:08:03 Honey, we've allmade that mistake.
152 00:08:05 ♪ Focus on the negative ♪
153 00:08:08 ♪ This will all be all right ♪
154 00:08:11 ♪ It was only one night ♪
155 00:08:15 ♪ Someone send me a sign ♪
156 00:08:18 ♪ One line, One line ♪
157 00:08:21 ♪ That meansThe test is ready ♪
158 00:08:26 ♪ This is it ♪
159 00:08:35 Shit.
160 00:08:41 -Honey, are you all right?-Shh, shh, shh.
161 00:08:44 I'm inventing a new piein my head.
162 00:08:46 -♪ Sugar ♪-Of course you are.
163 00:08:48 I'm gonna call itI Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.
164 00:08:54 I don't think we can writethat on the menu board.
165 00:08:57 Then I'll just call itBetrayed By My Eggs Pie.
166 00:09:02 What's gonna be in it?
167 00:09:04 Crack an egg,combine with sausage
168 00:09:07 and soak it in beer,
169 00:09:09 mix in cheesy red dressing
170 00:09:12 and add extra shorteningin your crust
171 00:09:13 to trap the moisture in forever.
172 00:09:16 Jenna, this ain't somethingyou can just tuck into a pie.
173 00:09:19 Hey! Pledge the sorority later!
174 00:09:23 Y'all don't do your work,I'll dock your pay.
175 00:09:25 And, lady, you are reallypushing my buttons today.
176 00:09:27 Hmm, well, which one is mute?
177 00:09:34 Waitress!
178 00:09:38 Who do you haveto know around here to get
179 00:09:39 -Earl-Hey sweet thing.
180 00:09:41 Hey, what are you doing here?
181 00:09:45 Taking the rest of the day off.
182 00:09:47 What about work?
183 00:09:49 That friggin' foreman.
184 00:09:52 So he was on my assfor being late.
185 00:09:55 But I told him don't blamethe line at Taco Bell on me.
186 00:10:01 I don't belong in that shit job.
187 00:10:04 -Where's my kiss?-Earl, I got to get back
188 00:10:06 They can wait.
189 00:10:11 How we doing today?
190 00:10:23 Yeah, it's not bad,but it's not great.
191 00:10:26 Hey, you know what?I've been thinking.
192 00:10:30 I don't think it's worthyou working here at this diner.
193 00:10:32 I don't like those girls.
194 00:10:37 That one looks at me likeI just killed her dog.
195 00:10:40 No, I think I'd ratherhave you home
196 00:10:42 baking me pies all day long.
197 00:10:46 Oh, damn this is tasty.
198 00:10:48 Yeah? Last piece left.
199 00:10:52 It sold so fast todayI couldn't quite believe it.
200 00:10:54 Oh, don't go gettinga big head or nothing.
201 00:10:57 I mean, this is good,
202 00:10:59 but let's face it,you ain't no Sara Lee.
203 00:11:04 You used to say my pieswere so good I could open
204 00:11:07 I was just trying to get laid.
205 00:11:09 ♪ Sugar ♪
206 00:11:10 My husband'sa jerk chicken pot pie.
207 00:11:13 Pound chicken'til it's unrecognizable.
208 00:11:15 Pack flour quickly.
209 00:11:16 Use only essential ingredients.
210 00:11:19 Then simmer without a lid,
211 00:11:21 allowing the vapor to escapeswiftly from the mixture.
212 00:11:24 Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
213 00:11:30 You're not listening to me!
214 00:11:32 And you know what? I work hard.
215 00:11:35 And you want for nothing,you can't even listen to me.
216 00:11:37 I'll work on that, Earl.
217 00:11:40 Am I imagining it?
218 00:11:44 Are your boobies getting bigger?
219 00:11:47 Like they practically grewa whole size overnight.
220 00:11:50 That's crazy, Earl.
221 00:11:55 Maybe you're just eatinga little too much pie.
222 00:11:57 Mm-hmm.
223 00:11:59 All right, I'm outta here.
224 00:12:04 Hey, you tell your friendsabout this bad boy?
225 00:12:09 Earl.
226 00:12:12 In medieval font.
227 00:12:15 Now don't get too close'cause the ink is still drying.
228 00:12:25 Now that must be helpful,
229 00:12:27 just in case he forgetswho he is.
230 00:12:30 Jenna, life is a shit show.
231 00:12:34 My left boob is now so muchlower than my right
232 00:12:36 I'm lucky I don't trip over it.
233 00:12:38 And I'm marriedto Drooling Phil The Invalid
234 00:12:41 and buying Depends by the bulk.
235 00:12:43 And Dawn herehas never had a boyfriend
236 00:12:45 and eats TV dinnersalone every night.
237 00:12:47 Chicken Kiev on Monday,veal piccata on Tuesday.
238 00:12:50 But we stillwouldn't rather be you.
239 00:12:51 No, we sure wouldn't.
240 00:12:54 Everybody's got somethingthey're dealing with.
241 00:12:57 Don't worry about me.It'll be fine.
242 00:12:59 Yeah, some fatherEarl's gonna be.
243 00:13:01 Look, hon,
244 00:13:04 don't hold yourself to vowsand promises you made
245 00:13:06 when you were too young to knowwho the hell he really was!
246 00:13:09 Earl wasn't always like this.
247 00:13:12 He's just going througha rough time is all.
248 00:13:14 What's the shelf lifeon that excuse.
249 00:13:18 I couldn't even affordto leave him now.
250 00:13:19 You can move in with me.
251 00:13:21 It's a studio,but I have a full size twin.
252 00:13:26 That's real sweet, Dawn,but I have a baby coming.
253 00:13:31 Jenna, dust the flourout of your brain.
254 00:13:34 Do that baby a favorand leave his sorry ass.
255 00:13:37 -He'd never let me.-Honey, it's not up to him.
256 00:13:42 Okay, look, I got 14 piesto make that ain't gonna
257 00:13:45 -Jenna!-Life's Just Peachy
258 00:13:47 -Jenna!-Where There's A Whisk
259 00:13:50 Oh, Lord
260 00:13:51 ♪ Make it work ♪
261 00:13:52 ♪ Make it easy ♪
262 00:13:54 ♪ Make it clever ♪
263 00:13:56 ♪ Craft it into piecesMake it sweet ♪
264 00:13:59 ♪ Crimp the edges ♪
265 00:14:02 ♪ Or make it sour and serveWith lemon wedges ♪
266 00:14:05 ♪ Even doubtCan be delicious ♪
267 00:14:10 ♪ And it washes offOf all the dirty dishes ♪
268 00:14:13 ♪ When it's done I can smile ♪
269 00:14:17 ♪ It's on someone else'sPlate for a while ♪
270 00:14:22 ♪ I'll place it on display ♪
271 00:14:27 ♪ And then I'll slice ♪
272 00:14:30 ♪ And serve my worries away ♪
273 00:14:36 ♪ I can fix this ♪
274 00:14:39 ♪ I can twist it ♪
275 00:14:43 ♪ Into sugar butterCovered pieces ♪
276 00:14:48 ♪ Never mindWhat's underneath it ♪
277 00:14:51 ♪ I have done it before ♪
278 00:14:56 ♪ I'll bake me a door ♪
279 00:15:00 ♪ To help me get through ♪
280 00:15:04 ♪ I learned thatFrom you, Mama ♪
281 00:15:08 ♪ It's amazingWhat baking can do ♪
282 00:15:19 ♪ Make it up ♪
283 00:15:21 ♪ And surprise them ♪
284 00:15:23 ♪ Tell them all my secretsBut disguise them ♪
285 00:15:26 ♪ So they danceOn the tongues ♪
286 00:15:31 ♪ Of the very peopleThat they're secret from ♪
287 00:15:34 ♪ Make it soonMake it better ♪
288 00:15:38 ♪ Though better neverLasts forever ♪
289 00:15:41 ♪ I'll make it small ♪
290 00:15:45 ♪ So it fits ♪
291 00:15:48 ♪ Even this ♪
292 00:15:52 ♪ Even now ♪
293 00:15:56 ♪ Even as the wallscome tumbling down ♪
294 00:16:04 ♪ Even as I can't stopRemembering how ♪
295 00:16:10 ♪ Every door we ever made ♪
296 00:16:13 ♪ We never once walked out ♪
297 00:16:19 ♪ Something I neverGot the chance ♪
298 00:16:22 ♪ To ask her about ♪
299 00:16:29 ♪ So with flourOn my hands ♪
300 00:16:33 ♪ I'll show them all how ♪
301 00:16:37 ♪ Goddamn happy I am... ♪
302 00:16:49 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪
303 00:16:52 ♪ Don't let me down ♪
304 00:16:57 ♪ Let's see the nextAmazing thing ♪
305 00:17:01 ♪ Baking does now ♪
306 00:17:21 -♪ Knock, knock ♪-♪ Knock, knock ♪
307 00:17:24 -♪ Who's there? ♪-♪ Who's there? ♪
308 00:17:26 -♪ Knocked up ♪-♪ Knocked up who? ♪
309 00:17:28 -♪ You there ♪-♪ Join us ♪
310 00:17:31 Mrs. Hunterson,the doctor will see you now.
311 00:17:34 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪
312 00:17:38 -♪ Knock, knock ♪-♪ Who's there? ♪
313 00:17:40 -♪ Precious ♪-♪ Precious who? ♪
314 00:17:43 ♪ Precious little parasiteWho set its sight on you ♪
315 00:17:48 ♪ Dream come true ♪
316 00:17:51 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪
317 00:17:55 ♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up ♪
318 00:17:59 Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?
319 00:18:03 Hunterson. Who are you?
320 00:18:09 I'm your doctor?
321 00:18:11 I'm Doctor Pomatter.You brought a pie?
322 00:18:14 Gah, you know, I've only beenin town a few weeks
323 00:18:16 I'm already-- I am--I am so impressed
324 00:18:18 with the genuine hospitalityof the place.
325 00:18:20 You're not my doctor.Lily Perkins is my doctor.
326 00:18:24 This pie is for her.It's her favorite.
327 00:18:26 Mermaid Marshmallow.
328 00:18:28 I am sorry to sayshe's not seeing any patients.
329 00:18:30 She is semi-retired now.
330 00:18:32 What?
331 00:18:35 Long story. Making it short.
332 00:18:38 I'm the junior doctor on staff.
333 00:18:39 I am from Connecticut.
334 00:18:41 I just moved here two weeks ago.
335 00:18:44 -Are you bored yet?-Yes. No.
336 00:18:46 I'm so sorry. Anyway,if you're not comfortable
337 00:18:47 having me as your doctor...
338 00:18:51 that's fine.
339 00:18:54 My feelings will not be hurt.
340 00:18:56 You can just go
341 00:18:59 and you can get yourself anothergynecologist in the area.
342 00:19:01 But Dr. Perkins delivered me.
343 00:19:05 She's been my doctor forever.I really like and trust her.
344 00:19:09 Maybe you can really likeand trust me, too?
345 00:19:16 It doesn't happen that fast,
346 00:19:19 but I'll try.
347 00:19:21 Okay. Okay, that's good.
348 00:19:23 I'm your doctor.
349 00:19:30 -It's nice to meet you,Mrs. Bunterson.
350 00:19:32 Hunterson.
351 00:19:37 So what seems to be the problem?
352 00:19:40 -Well, I seem to be pregnant.-Well, hey, that's good.
353 00:19:42 It's great. It's good for you.Congratulations.
354 00:19:44 Thanks, but I don't wantthis baby.
355 00:19:46 Okay. I can refer youto a doctor who performs--
356 00:19:50 No, no, no. I'm keeping it.
357 00:19:52 Not that I judge that.
358 00:19:54 I'm just telling youI'm not so happy about it
359 00:19:57 like everybody else might be,so maybe you could be sensitive
360 00:20:01 and not congratulate meand make a big deal every time
361 00:20:05 I'm having the baby,that's that.
362 00:20:09 It's not a party, though.
363 00:20:14 Not a party.
364 00:20:17 Yes?
365 00:20:18 Excuse me, Doctor.
366 00:20:20 Mrs. Flanniganwants to talk to you
367 00:20:22 about doulas before she leaves.
368 00:20:24 -Doulas?-Mm-hmm.
369 00:20:27 Yeah, I have no ideawhat that is.
370 00:20:30 No, come on. I'm only joking.
371 00:20:32 Of course I know what that is.
372 00:20:33 Mm-hmm.
373 00:20:37 And here are Mrs. Hunterson'sblood test results.
374 00:20:41 Well...
375 00:20:47 un-congratulations.You're definitely having a baby.
376 00:20:51 Well, un-thank you.
377 00:20:55 Do you have any concerns?
378 00:20:58 You know, do's and don'ts?
379 00:21:00 Exercise or sex?
380 00:21:05 Don't really do much of either.
381 00:21:09 Okay. Here's your prescriptionfor your pre-natal vitamins.
382 00:21:14 Nurse Norma is just gonnagive you a list of the good
383 00:21:16 That's just like caffeineand alcohol and et cetera.
384 00:21:18 It's very nice--
385 00:21:28 it's very nicemeeting you, Jenna.
386 00:21:31 I'm gonna--I'm gonna see you again,
387 00:21:33 in three weeks.
388 00:21:35 -I do have one question.-Yeah. Yeah, shoot.
389 00:21:37 How pregnant am I?
390 00:21:41 Very.
391 00:21:45 I mean, there's reallyonly one degree of pregnancy,
392 00:21:47 No, no.
393 00:21:51 I mean how far along?
394 00:21:56 You're eight weeks,Give or take.
395 00:21:59 Okay, so I don't start showingfor a while, right?
396 00:22:01 -Right.-Good, then I have
397 00:22:04 Although it is quitebeautiful, you know,
398 00:22:06 -when a woman's body begins to---Yeah, yeah, yeah.
399 00:22:12 -Dr. Pomatter?-Yeah?
400 00:22:14 I'm gonna give you this pie.
401 00:22:16 Oh, that looksabsolutely delicious.
402 00:22:18 I am off sugar
403 00:22:21 It actually causesleptin resistance,
404 00:22:24 chromium deficiency,decreased longevity.
405 00:22:27 My mama used to sayyou can live to be 100
406 00:22:30 if you give up allthe things that make you
407 00:22:34 Well the longeryou're away from sugar
408 00:22:36 I haven't had a piece of piein years.
409 00:22:38 Really?
410 00:22:44 Life's hard enough.
411 00:23:46 Listen, Cal,
412 00:23:48 we had ketchups out thereyesterday half-empty
413 00:23:51 and we all know,the fuller the condiments,
414 00:23:53 the fuller the experience.
415 00:23:56 I am so sorry. I'll make sureit never happens again.
416 00:23:59 Thank you, Dawn.I'll sleep tonight.
417 00:24:04 -You're late.-I'm sorry.
418 00:24:05 The bus driver was half asleep.
419 00:24:08 Why doesn't your damn husbandbuy you a car already?
420 00:24:10 Because he doesn't want megoing nowhere.
421 00:24:14 And you!
422 00:24:19 Late again!
423 00:24:21 You're inches awayfrom being fired, lady.
424 00:24:23 Okay, then fire me.
425 00:24:26 Okay I will.
426 00:24:30 Okay, then do!
427 00:24:49 So how was the doc?
428 00:24:50 Ugh, fine. It was fine.
429 00:24:53 New doctor. A man.
430 00:24:55 A man? Wow. He single?
431 00:24:58 Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.
432 00:25:00 What? Oh...No, no, no.
433 00:25:03 I think he had a ring on.
434 00:25:05 Nice guy.
435 00:25:07 Nervous. From Connecticut.
436 00:25:10 Connecticut? What the hellis he doing here?
437 00:25:13 -I have no idea.-Girl, park it for a minute.
438 00:25:15 We bought you something.
439 00:25:17 -Not you.-Oh.
440 00:25:20 -A present.-That is so sweet.
441 00:25:23 You shouldn't have.
442 00:25:25 What a Mama You're Gonna Be.
443 00:25:27 I researchedall the best baby books
444 00:25:29 and this one was so sweet.
445 00:25:31 Look here.
446 00:25:33 there's a place to writeyour first letter to your baby.
447 00:25:38 "Dear baby"
448 00:25:41 That's really great.
449 00:25:44 Now we know you didn'tinitially have a strong...
450 00:25:48 happiness about this pregnancy,
451 00:25:50 but she is coming anyway.
452 00:25:52 Oh, well, we don't knowit's a she.
453 00:25:54 I mean, it could be an alien.
454 00:25:59 Now you're not gettingany more affectionate toward
455 00:26:01 -Not at all?-Not everyone wants
456 00:26:04 That doesn't make mea bad person.
457 00:26:06 Can I interest the book clubin some coffee
458 00:26:08 and a sliceof Sit On Your Ass pie?
459 00:26:11 Oh, that's a good one, Cal.
460 00:26:14 And you know, I lovewhat you've done with your hair.
461 00:26:17 Tell me, how'd you get itto come out your nostrils
462 00:26:20 -Opening up!-Mm-hmm.
463 00:26:23 So did you tell Earl yet?
464 00:26:25 It didn't come up.
465 00:26:27 Hey, Dawn, did you finishwriting your profile yet?
466 00:26:29 We're not done talkingabout you.
467 00:26:30 I think we are. Dawn?
468 00:26:32 Um, I'm still writing it.
469 00:26:36 You have been writing itfor weeks.
470 00:26:39 Well, there's just not enoughspace to complete a compelling,
471 00:26:41 yet thorough, honest,description of myself.
472 00:26:44 Okay, well, why don't yourun what you got by us?
473 00:26:46 Go ahead, honey.Let's hear it. Come on.
474 00:26:55 Ecstatically alive,
475 00:26:57 fervently organized,
476 00:27:01 dynamic and witty,I am a woman of many passions
477 00:27:05 including a rareturtle collection.
478 00:27:08 I love the History Channel.
479 00:27:11 -Oh, now that's nice.-Oh, note.
480 00:27:14 I have played Betsy Ross
481 00:27:16 in 33 Revolutionary Warreenactments.
482 00:27:21 Okay, well that'll set youapart from the crowd.
483 00:27:24 Oh, well, I'm calling myself
484 00:27:26 NewDawnRising.
485 00:27:36 -Too much?-No, no, no.
486 00:27:38 -Post it tonight!-No, this is a mistake.
487 00:27:41 Dawn, this is your oneand only life.
488 00:27:44 ♪ I stick with real things ♪
489 00:27:46 ♪ Usually facts And figures ♪
490 00:27:48 ♪ When information'sIn its place ♪
491 00:27:50 ♪ I minimizeThe guessing game ♪
492 00:27:53 - ♪ Guess what?- ♪ What? ♪
493 00:27:55 ♪ I don't likeGuessing games ♪
494 00:27:57 ♪ Or when I feel thingsBefore I know the feelings ♪
495 00:28:00 ♪ How am I supposed tooperate ♪
496 00:28:03 ♪ If I'm just tossed aroundBy fate? ♪
497 00:28:06 ♪ Like on an unexpected date ♪
498 00:28:10 ♪ With a strangerWho might talk too fast ♪
499 00:28:13 ♪ Or ask me questionsAbout myself ♪
500 00:28:15 ♪ Before I've decided that ♪
501 00:28:18 ♪ He can ask meQuestions about myself ♪
502 00:28:20 ♪ He might sit too close ♪
503 00:28:21 ♪ Or call the waiterBy his first name ♪
504 00:28:23 ♪ Or eat Oreos ♪
505 00:28:26 ♪ But eat the cookieBefore the cream ♪
506 00:28:28 ♪ But what scares me the most♪
507 00:28:30 ♪ What scares me the most ♪
508 00:28:33 ♪ Is what if When he sees me ♪
509 00:28:36 ♪ What if he doesn't like it?♪
510 00:28:38 ♪ What if he runsThe other way ♪
511 00:28:41 ♪ And I can't hide from it? ♪
512 00:28:45 ♪ What happens then ♪
513 00:28:48 ♪ If when he knows me ♪
514 00:28:52 ♪ He's only disappointed? ♪
515 00:28:54 ♪ What if I give myself away ♪
516 00:28:56 ♪ To only get it given back? ♪
517 00:29:00 ♪ I couldn't live with that ♪
518 00:29:03 ♪ How do you live with that? ♪
519 00:29:05 ♪ So I'm just fine insideMy shell-shaped mind ♪
520 00:29:09 ♪ This way I getThe best view ♪
521 00:29:12 ♪ So that when he sees me ♪
522 00:29:16 ♪ I want him to ♪
523 00:29:18 Dawn, don't you thinkyou're being a little--
524 00:29:21 -I mean, just a tad---♪ I'm not defensive ♪
525 00:29:23 ♪ I'm simply being cautious ♪
526 00:29:25 ♪ I can't riskReckless dating ♪
527 00:29:27 ♪ Due toMy miscalculating why ♪
528 00:29:31 ♪ A certain suitorStands in line ♪
529 00:29:34 ♪ I've seen in movies,Most made for television ♪
530 00:29:37 ♪ You cannot be too careful ♪
531 00:29:39 ♪ When it comesTo sharing your life ♪
532 00:29:43 ♪ I could end upA miserable wife ♪
533 00:29:47 Sorry girls. ♪ But he couldbe criminal ♪
534 00:29:51 ♪ Some sort of psychopath whoEscaped from an institution ♪
535 00:29:54 ♪ Somewhere whereThey don't have girls ♪
536 00:29:56 ♪ He could have mastermindedSome way to find me ♪
537 00:29:59 ♪ He could be colorblind,How untrustworthy is that? ♪
538 00:30:03 ♪ He could be less than kind ♪
539 00:30:05 ♪ Or even worseHe could be very nice ♪
540 00:30:08 ♪ Have lovely eyesAnd make me laugh ♪
541 00:30:11 ♪ Come out of hiding ♪
542 00:30:14 ♪ What do I do with that? ♪
543 00:30:17 ♪ Oh, God ♪
544 00:30:19 ♪ What if when he sees me ♪
545 00:30:21 ♪ I like himAnd he knows it? ♪
546 00:30:24 ♪ What if he opens up a doorAnd I can't close it? ♪
547 00:30:29 ♪ What if you only open up ♪
548 00:30:31 ♪ What happens when ♪
549 00:30:34 ♪ If when he holds me ♪
550 00:30:37 ♪ My heart is set in motion? ♪
551 00:30:39 ♪ I'm not prepared for that ♪
552 00:30:41 ♪ I'm scared of breaking open♪
553 00:30:46 ♪ But still I can't helpFrom hoping ♪
554 00:30:50 ♪ To find ♪
555 00:30:53 ♪ Someone to talk to ♪
556 00:30:58 ♪ Who likes the way I am ♪
557 00:31:05 ♪ Someone who when he sees me♪
558 00:31:09 ♪ Wants to again ♪
559 00:31:25 Do y'all plan to work today
560 00:31:27 or do you expect folksto serve themselves?
561 00:31:28 Works for me.
562 00:31:35 I don't think I invitedanyone for breakfast.
563 00:31:38 Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!
564 00:31:40 All right.
565 00:31:41 -Becky.-What?
566 00:31:44 Old Joe's in your section.Kinda owns the place.
567 00:31:46 Uh-uh, I can't dealwith him today.
568 00:31:48 Oh, drop two menusat table three. I got him.
569 00:31:50 You're a trooper.
570 00:31:52 -Hiya, Joe.-It's warm in here.
571 00:31:55 -I'm warm. Turn the air on.-I'll tell Cal, hon.
572 00:31:57 They keep all my businessestoo warm.
573 00:32:00 My gas station. My supermarket.
574 00:32:02 My laundromat. My diner.
575 00:32:06 I will not tolerate itbeing too damn warm.
576 00:32:08 I hear you, Joe.
577 00:32:10 Okay listen up.Today I want the special
578 00:32:13 Betrayed By My E--
579 00:32:17 Betrayed By My Eggs pie?
580 00:32:24 And a tomato on the sideon its own plate.
581 00:32:28 -That everything?-No, I also want orange juice.
582 00:32:31 But don't bring that first.Bring the water first.
583 00:32:33 Bring the OJ with the meal.
584 00:32:36 Now listen to my horoscopebefore you skadoodle away.
585 00:32:40 "Aquarius. Smooth sailing today
586 00:32:43 as Mars entersyour inner circle."
587 00:32:47 Whatever the hell that means.
588 00:32:49 Oh! "The ones you love
589 00:32:53 will listen carefullyto you today,
590 00:32:56 so make sure you're carefulwith what you say."
591 00:33:01 I don't have ones I love.You want to hear yours?
592 00:33:05 I'm Aquarius too, hon.
593 00:33:07 And I don't have onesI love either.
594 00:33:09 Just ones I live with.
595 00:33:14 You got something in the ovenother than a pie?
596 00:33:17 What?
597 00:33:19 You got a bun in the oven?
598 00:33:22 -Shh, quiet.-Yeah, I've seen that look
599 00:33:25 Her name was Annette.
600 00:33:28 I made sweet love to herall through the summer of 1948.
601 00:33:33 She got that same sick lookon her face like you had
602 00:33:35 all through the fall.
603 00:33:38 Almost married her right up.
604 00:33:41 She lost the baby, though.
605 00:33:45 Close call.When you due?
606 00:33:48 Hey, Joe, I don't want Calto hear you.
607 00:33:51 Ooh, look here,the National Pie Bake Off
608 00:33:54 is in Springfield this year.
609 00:33:57 Last year's winner,Eunice Kevesdy,
610 00:34:00 spent her prize money on an RV
611 00:34:04 with a convection oven.
612 00:34:07 You should enter.
613 00:34:09 Oh come on, Joe.
614 00:34:12 My pies are good,but I'm no Sara Lee.
615 00:34:15 Prize money's $20,000.
616 00:34:19 ♪ Sugar ♪
617 00:34:21 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪
618 00:34:24 Jumping Without A NetBottomless pie.
619 00:34:27 Ah!
620 00:34:29 Pillows of the softest meringue
621 00:34:31 topped with ribbonsof strawberry cream.
622 00:34:33 No crust.
623 00:34:36 Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie.
624 00:34:38 Generous scoops of mochaalmond ice cream...
625 00:34:41 -Uh, hello.-...topped with bittersweet
626 00:34:43 -Mrs. Hunterson?-...and slivered almonds.
627 00:34:45 -Mrs. Hunterson?-Dr. Pomatter.
628 00:34:47 -Hi.-Hi.
629 00:34:48 What are you doing here?
630 00:34:51 My car wouldn't startthis morning.
631 00:34:52 I took the bus.
632 00:34:55 Forgot how much I love buses.
633 00:34:59 Do you always take the bus?
634 00:35:01 Tuesday nights my husband goesout drinking with the boys.
635 00:35:04 Oh, nice. For him.
636 00:35:06 That you let him.
637 00:35:07 Yeah.
638 00:35:09 I love Tuesdays.
639 00:35:15 Where do you live?
640 00:35:16 Stanton Grove.
641 00:35:19 Oh, gosh, it's nice over there.
642 00:35:22 Oh, yeah.Yeah, sure, if you like trees.
643 00:35:29 You know.
644 00:35:33 No, I mean,who doesn't like trees?
645 00:35:36 You mind if I sit down?
646 00:35:37 No, not at all.
647 00:35:48 -So, you're a waitress?-Yeah, I'm a waitress.
648 00:35:50 Ah. Where do you work?
649 00:35:53 A little placeoff of Highway 27.
650 00:35:55 Joe's Pie Diner.
651 00:35:58 We serve 27 differentvarieties of pie.
652 00:36:00 Wow. That sounds likea virtual pie factory.
653 00:36:04 No, I make all the piesfresh every morning.
654 00:36:06 Breakfast pies and lunch pies
655 00:36:09 and a special new pieI invent every day.
656 00:36:12 Wait, did you makethat marshmallow pie
657 00:36:14 Yes, I did.
658 00:36:16 Mermaid Marshmallow.
659 00:36:18 I invented it with my momwhen I was nine years old.
660 00:36:23 In my mermaid phase.
661 00:36:25 That was probably the best pie
662 00:36:28 that I have tastedin my entire life.
663 00:36:30 You tried it?
664 00:36:32 Well, I won't tellyour doctor.
665 00:36:34 No. No, seriously.
666 00:36:37 It was biblically good.This is how good that was.
667 00:36:40 That pie could win contests
668 00:36:43 and ribbons and things.
669 00:36:47 What a thing to say.
670 00:36:52 I am so sorry.That was a compliment.
671 00:36:55 No, I know.That's why it made me
672 00:36:58 Oh, God. No, you're blushing.
673 00:36:59 Nope, nope,shouldn't have said that.
674 00:37:06 No, you know, it's kinda funny.
675 00:37:11 It's just seeing yousitting here in your uniform.
676 00:37:14 ♪ You remind me of a girlI once knew ♪
677 00:37:18 ♪ God by now,She's well in middle age ♪
678 00:37:21 ♪ Probably 41 or 42 ♪
679 00:37:25 Thank you.
680 00:37:28 Oh, my God. No, no, no.She was a waitress.
681 00:37:31 ♪ At a shop I usedTo frequent quite a lot ♪
682 00:37:34 ♪ Nice teeth And small hands ♪
683 00:37:36 ♪ And snuck me goodiesI couldn't afford then ♪
684 00:37:38 ♪ She was sweet to me ♪
685 00:37:40 ♪ Reminds me of you ♪
686 00:37:43 oh, nobody ever reallynotices me that way.
687 00:37:45 Somebody did, right?
688 00:37:49 No, because you've got the wholebaby thing going on.
689 00:37:51 ♪ She'd bake the piesFresh every day ♪
690 00:37:53 ♪ Like you, I guess,But I must say ♪
691 00:37:57 ♪ If pies were booksYours would be
692 00:37:59 ♪ You remind me of her,But better ♪
693 00:38:08 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪
694 00:38:11 ♪ When it's something special♪
695 00:38:13 ♪ It only takes a tasteWhen you know it's good ♪
696 00:38:17 ♪ Sometimes one biteIs more than enough ♪
697 00:38:22 ♪ To know you want more ♪
698 00:38:25 ♪ Of the thing you just gotA taste of ♪
699 00:38:32 ♪ That reminds meOf a thing we would say ♪
700 00:38:35 ♪ Me and my mama ♪
701 00:38:38 ♪ In the kitchenWhen we'd bake ♪
702 00:38:39 ♪ She'd say, "Jenna ♪
703 00:38:42 ♪ You can tell the wholestory With a taste" ♪
704 00:38:44 ♪ Yeah, no,That's exactly what I mean ♪
705 00:38:47 ♪ I swear that as the flavorsMixed and melted ♪
706 00:38:51 ♪ I could hear the sirenssing ♪
707 00:38:53 ♪ It was truly somethingspecial One taste ♪
708 00:38:56 ♪ And I want the whole thing ♪
709 00:39:01 ♪ I must say ♪
710 00:39:05 ♪ It felt likeI got carried away ♪
711 00:39:08 ♪ Intoxicated ♪
712 00:39:11 ♪ Made me escape ♪
713 00:39:13 ♪ The room I was in ♪
714 00:39:19 ♪ I can't help but wonder ♪
715 00:39:23 ♪ How your handsMust have felt ♪
716 00:39:27 ♪ CreatingSuch a masterful thing ♪
717 00:39:31 ♪ Just one bite ♪
718 00:39:34 ♪ Caused all that ♪
719 00:39:36 ♪ Wondering? ♪
720 00:39:41 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪
721 00:39:45 ♪ It only takes a taste ♪
722 00:39:48 ♪ When you know it's good ♪
723 00:39:50 ♪ Sometimes one bite ♪
724 00:39:53 ♪ Is more than enough ♪
725 00:40:00 ♪ To know you want more ♪
726 00:40:02 ♪ Of the thing you just got ♪
727 00:40:04 ♪ A taste of ♪
728 00:40:09 Oh, there's my bus.
729 00:40:16 it was nice talkingwith you, Dr. Pomatter.
730 00:40:19 Yeah, Jenna,give me a call anytime.
731 00:40:24 For all your questionsand concerns.
732 00:40:28 Good to know, Dr. Pomatter.
733 00:40:53 Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night.
734 00:40:56 What are you doing homeso early?
735 00:40:58 Well thanks tomy asshole foreman
736 00:41:01 it looks like you are gonnabe seeing me home a lot.
737 00:41:07 This dude says I'm late
738 00:41:11 one too many times and...
739 00:41:14 fires me.
740 00:41:16 But I told himyou can take this toolbox
741 00:41:19 and shove it up your ass
742 00:41:22 'cause I don't even wantthis goddamn job.
743 00:41:26 Then--then he calls me arrogant!
744 00:41:29 Me? Arrogant?
745 00:41:32 No, see, now that loserhas been waiting
746 00:41:35 to stick it to mesince high school.
747 00:41:38 -Earl, I'm sorry.-Don't feel sorry for me.
748 00:41:40 Don't feel sorry for me.
749 00:41:43 I am fine!
750 00:41:46 I am celebrating.
751 00:41:56 Well...
752 00:42:01 looks like you the onethat's gonna be
753 00:42:05 paying the billsaround here now.
754 00:42:07 How'd we do today?
755 00:42:17 What, are you shitting me?
756 00:42:20 -That can't be all you earned.-It was a slow day.
757 00:42:25 Maybe you need to movea little faster.
758 00:42:29 Where's my kiss?
759 00:42:33 No, come here.Kiss me like you mean it.
760 00:42:36 Oh, Earl, I'm sorry.I'm not feeling so good today.
761 00:42:40 Well, you feel all right to me.
762 00:42:43 Come on, baby.
763 00:42:46 Take my bad day away.
764 00:42:53 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
765 00:42:55 Let me get you something to eat.
766 00:42:56 Oh, I've broughtsome leftovers from work.
767 00:42:59 Chicken pot pie.
768 00:43:03 You think I don't seewhat you're doing?
769 00:43:10 Do you think that I am stupid?
770 00:43:13 -No.-No?
771 00:43:15 No, Earl.I know you had a hard day.
772 00:43:17 I thought maybe some warm piewould make you--
773 00:43:19 -I'm not fuckin' hungry!-Earl, calm down.
774 00:43:21 Calm down? I'll show you calm.
775 00:43:23 Earl!
776 00:43:25 I'm pregnant!
777 00:43:29 What?
778 00:43:36 Well, when-- when the hellwere you gonna tell me?
779 00:43:39 Well, I--
780 00:43:42 I know you've were undera lot of pressure.
781 00:43:45 And I was waitingfor the right time.
782 00:43:46 Well, you have great timing!
783 00:43:48 I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry.
784 00:43:53 No wonder you've been lookingso tired all the time.
785 00:43:56 Huh.
786 00:43:58 Hey, come here.
787 00:44:01 Oh, my God.
788 00:44:02 Come here.
789 00:44:05 Come here. Come sit down here.
790 00:44:07 Careful.
791 00:44:11 Oh, you--
792 00:44:14 you little butterball!
793 00:44:22 Well, how do you like that?
794 00:44:26 I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby?
795 00:44:31 Little Earl Junior.
796 00:44:36 The legend lives on!
797 00:44:37 Wait a minute.
798 00:44:42 What happens if you decide
799 00:44:44 to love the babymore than you love me?
800 00:44:47 Hey, listen, women do it now.They do it all the time.
801 00:44:51 They have a babyand then it's just to hell
802 00:44:55 You're jealous of the baby?
803 00:44:58 No. I don't get jealous.That is below me.
804 00:45:01 I'm just talking it out.I'm talking out my feelings.
805 00:45:08 Maybe I just need you
806 00:45:11 to make me a little promise
807 00:45:15 that you won't go lovingthat baby more than you love me.
808 00:45:20 -Okay.-Yeah, but you say I promise.
809 00:45:21 -Earl, I said okay.-Hey.
810 00:45:23 Hey.
811 00:45:28 I need this from you.
812 00:45:32 It's you and me first, right?
813 00:45:36 That's the way it's always been.
814 00:45:41 ♪ Remember my clean shave ♪
815 00:45:43 ♪ Back in our old days ♪
816 00:45:46 ♪ When we were just kids ♪
817 00:45:52 ♪ I had my six-string ♪
818 00:45:54 ♪ And you had Your own thing ♪
819 00:45:57 ♪ Though I don't rememberWhat it is ♪
820 00:46:03 ♪ I wrote you love songs ♪
821 00:46:06 ♪ And you liked that sad one ♪
822 00:46:08 ♪ So I played it all the time♪
823 00:46:14 ♪ What was that one line? ♪
824 00:46:17 ♪ Something about sunshine ♪
825 00:46:19 ♪ I sang it every night ♪
826 00:46:25 ♪ Where the sun don't shine ♪
827 00:46:29 No, that is not howthat song went.
828 00:46:33 ♪ When the sun won't shine ♪
829 00:46:37 That's not it either.
830 00:46:41 What was it, baby?
831 00:46:46 ♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪
832 00:46:49 ♪ You will still be mine ♪
833 00:46:53 That's right.
834 00:46:56 ♪ Man what a whirlwind ♪
835 00:46:59 ♪ And so much is happening ♪
836 00:47:01 ♪ And mostly to me ♪
837 00:47:04 ♪ Yeah ♪
838 00:47:08 ♪ We've come such a long way ♪
839 00:47:10 ♪ No turning back now, babe ♪
840 00:47:13 ♪ You're my family ♪
841 00:47:17 Now promise me.
842 00:47:21 ♪ Till the end of time ♪
843 00:47:28 ♪ These are ties that bind ♪
844 00:47:31 Come on, sing it, honey.
845 00:47:34 ♪ Till the sun don't shine ♪
846 00:47:38 ♪ You will still be mine ♪
847 00:48:09 Honey, is it my imagination
848 00:48:13 or is my left boob droopingdown even lower today?
849 00:48:16 Oh, Lord.
850 00:48:19 I'm starting to feel likesomething Picasso woulda made.
851 00:48:24 How'd you do?
852 00:48:26 Between Mr. Frugalmanon table five
853 00:48:29 and "Hey,I'll Get You Next Time"
854 00:48:31 not great.
855 00:48:34 Thinking about picking upsome extra shifts.
856 00:48:37 Are you crazy?You work hard enough already.
857 00:48:41 Oh, what is thisdoing next to the cinnamon?
858 00:48:45 -Oh, I was looking for that.-Uh-huh.
859 00:48:48 You can't write your babya letter from the spice rack.
860 00:48:51 -I'm not muchof a letter writer.
861 00:48:55 I'm havinga small anxiety attack.
862 00:48:59 I got a message on my profile.
863 00:49:02 Girl, you've been sittingon this news all day?
864 00:49:05 He calls himselfOKCWithABullet, 32.
865 00:49:08 Has all his hair, kind smile,
866 00:49:11 loves poetry, Pavarottiand puzzles.
867 00:49:16 -He sounds perfect!-Look at you.
868 00:49:18 They're already lining up.Take a number.
869 00:49:21 Yeah.Oh, dear, it's happening.
870 00:49:27 It's really happening.
871 00:49:30 I made a five-minute datewith him tonight.
872 00:49:33 Five minutes?
873 00:49:35 Well, this wayif it's a disaster
874 00:49:38 I can get back in timefor History's Mysteries.
875 00:49:40 Okay, now, Dawn,
876 00:49:42 you are such a natural beauty,
877 00:49:44 but 'cause it's sucha special occasion,
878 00:49:47 would you let me put justa tad of makeup on you
879 00:49:49 and perhaps...
880 00:49:53 pull that pony down...
881 00:49:56 just for one night?
882 00:50:02 Well, it is important
883 00:50:04 - to make a goodfirst impression.
884 00:50:07 Jenna, may I ask you to make
885 00:50:10 your Meet Your Dream ChocolateCream pie to take to him?
886 00:50:14 I will make youa really special one.
887 00:50:18 One like my mama used to.
888 00:50:20 You wouldn't think allthe ingredients would go
889 00:50:23 What's going to be in it?
890 00:50:29 I'm going to switchthe chocolate...
891 00:50:32 from bittersweetto creamy milk...
892 00:50:38 and add a touchof passion fruit.
893 00:50:41 Oh, my God!
894 00:50:51 And then I'll mix in
895 00:50:53 something that will makethe impossible possible.
896 00:50:57 Some exotic spice
897 00:50:59 that will make you see clearlybefore it's too late.
898 00:51:02 What is going on with you, girl?
899 00:51:07 You know that pie contestthat's coming to Springfield?
900 00:51:09 Mm-hmm.
901 00:51:11 I'm gonna do it.
902 00:51:15 I'm gonna find a wayto save some money to go
903 00:51:20 Now that's the first thingyou've said that's made any
904 00:51:22 And if a miracle happensand I win it,
905 00:51:26 I'm gonna take that prize moneyand I'm gonna...
906 00:51:32 You're gonna leave Earl.
907 00:51:37 Yeah.
908 00:51:41 And just run away from here.
909 00:51:45 Wow.
910 00:51:47 Honey, you can leave Earl
911 00:51:49 without running away from here.
912 00:51:51 It's not that easy.
913 00:51:55 Well, all right.
914 00:51:57 You go ahead.
915 00:52:00 Get yourself a little pie shopsomewhere.
916 00:52:04 Somewhere people could reallyuse a little pie shop.
917 00:52:06 Like Europe.
918 00:52:09 Or New Jersey.
919 00:52:13 Jenna's Pie Palace.
920 00:52:16 Jenna's Pastry Heaven.
921 00:52:18 Jenna's Pie In The Sky.
922 00:52:23 ♪ Sugar ♪
923 00:52:26 Come on, honey.We're not playing.
924 00:52:29 ♪ Sugar, butter ♪
925 00:52:32 ♪ Flour ♪
926 00:52:37 ♪ Sometimes I still see her ♪
927 00:52:42 ♪ My mother the dreamer ♪
928 00:52:48 ♪ She'd say nothing'sImpossible child ♪
929 00:53:00 ♪ A dream needs believing ♪
930 00:53:05 ♪ To taste like the realthing ♪
931 00:53:11 ♪ Like some strangerYou recognize ♪
932 00:53:20 ♪ So pure ♪
933 00:53:22 ♪ So pure, so electric ♪
934 00:53:25 ♪ So sure ♪
935 00:53:28 ♪ So sure, so connected ♪
936 00:53:33 ♪ To those little believers ♪
937 00:53:36 ♪ Inside ♪
938 00:53:41 ♪ May we all be ♪
939 00:53:45 ♪ So lucky ♪
940 00:53:51 ♪ But dreams are elusive ♪
941 00:53:56 ♪ The kindWe've gotten used to ♪
942 00:53:59 ♪ Is nothing I can feel ♪
943 00:54:02 -♪ Nothing I can hold ♪-♪ Nothing I can have ♪
944 00:54:04 ♪ Nothing that I know ♪
945 00:54:09 ♪ Dreams come and they go ♪
946 00:54:19 ♪ But hold themAnd keep them ♪
947 00:54:23 ♪ But hold themAnd keep them ♪
948 00:54:25 ♪ And know that you need them♪
949 00:54:28 ♪ And know thatYou need them ♪
950 00:54:30 ♪ When your breaking point'sAll that ♪
951 00:54:34 ♪ You have ♪
952 00:54:38 ♪ A dream is a soft placeTo land ♪
953 00:54:47 ♪ May we all be ♪
954 00:54:50 ♪ So lucky ♪
955 00:55:03 Oh, look what you did.
956 00:55:06 You made me almost pretty.
957 00:55:10 Almost pretty? You're beautiful.
958 00:55:13 What the helldid y'all put in that pie?
959 00:55:18 I gonna leave before I dieof estrogen asphyxiation.
960 00:55:23 Don't forget to turn outthe lights.
961 00:55:40 Who are youputting on lipstick for?
962 00:55:42 You dolling upfor the diaper change?
963 00:55:45 Well...
964 00:55:47 maybe I got a little secret.
965 00:55:52 -Maybe I'm doinga little dreaming, too.
966 00:55:54 -I can't tell you yet.-Why not?
967 00:55:55 Bye-bye, Dawn.
968 00:55:58 Now don't do anythingI haven't done.
969 00:56:01 Get yourselfa five-minute condom.
970 00:56:02 Becky!
971 00:56:04 Adios, ladies.
972 00:56:12 You are the queen ofkindness and goodness.
973 00:56:23 ♪ May we all be ♪
974 00:56:27 ♪ So lucky ♪
975 00:57:20 Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?
976 00:57:23 Oh, you're so lovely,but no, I don't want you
977 00:57:25 No. I want her.I want that lady right there.
978 00:57:32 I'm so sorry, hon,but you're sitting
979 00:57:34 But I don't want you.I want her.
980 00:57:43 Well, I do like a manwho knows what he wants.
981 00:57:46 Is she a good friend of yours?What can you tell me about her?
982 00:57:49 What are her likesand her dislikes?
983 00:57:52 And does she haveany food allergies
984 00:57:56 Excuse me, darling.
985 00:57:58 I'm gonna go talk to Dawnfor a minute,
986 00:57:59 see if she won'ttell you herself.
987 00:58:01 That would be wonderful.
988 00:58:03 -I thought you'd like that.-I do. I do.
989 00:58:10 Dawn!
990 00:58:12 There is a man at table five
991 00:58:14 on a mission with your nameon it.
992 00:58:16 His name is Ogie.
993 00:58:20 Short for Oklahoma.
994 00:58:23 He's OKCwithaBullet!
995 00:58:25 Ahh!
996 00:58:33 He's an amateur magician,
997 00:58:36 does competitive clog dancing
998 00:58:39 and only eats white foodon Wednesdays.
999 00:58:43 -He told me we were soulmates.-Girl!
1000 00:58:45 I made the mistakeof telling him I work here.
1001 00:58:48 Oh, I don't know, Dawn.I think it sounds like
1002 00:58:52 He took me throughthe entire medical
1003 00:58:54 and psychiatric historyof his whole family.
1004 00:58:58 Oh, he's laying itall on the table.
1005 00:59:01 I just wanteda quiet first date.
1006 00:59:03 Stimulating conversation.
1007 00:59:05 First man who ever showsany interest in me
1008 00:59:08 and he turns out to bea mad, clogging elf.
1009 00:59:15 I'm telling you, Jenna,that magic love pie
1010 00:59:18 I should neverhave brought it with me.
1011 00:59:20 I don't thinkit was the pie, Dawn.
1012 00:59:22 I think it was you.
1013 00:59:24 -Come with me.-I would, but I gotta go pee.
1014 00:59:26 Is anyone gonna takethe elf's order?
1015 00:59:31 Would you shut up, Cal?
1016 00:59:33 That happens to beOKCwithaBullet!
1017 00:59:36 Cue DawnRising.
1018 00:59:39 No.
1019 00:59:43 -Okay, just openthis up a little bit.
1020 01:00:02 Hello, good morning. Hello.I told you I didn't want
1021 01:00:04 to see you again.May I take your order?
1022 01:00:07 I'll have an egg white omelet
1023 01:00:10 with cottage cheeseand a side of mayonnaise.
1024 01:00:13 I have very exquisite taste.
1025 01:00:19 What kind of toast with that?White or wheat?
1026 01:00:21 Why am I even asking?It's Wednesday!
1027 01:00:23 You see? We already knoweach other so intimately.
1028 01:00:26 You don't know me.
1029 01:00:28 I do.
1030 01:00:29 You're NewDawnRising.
1031 01:00:31 Easily misunderstood,
1032 01:00:34 but I see your true beauty.
1033 01:00:37 Normally I wouldn't do this.
1034 01:00:39 Actually, I've never done this.
1035 01:00:42 But that five minutes,
1036 01:00:43 it felt like a whole 15
1037 01:00:48 and I am certain we're meantto be together.
1038 01:00:50 I don't even know you.
1039 01:00:52 I'm a tax auditor.
1040 01:00:55 I drive a very nice
1041 01:00:58 subcompact Toyota Yaris.
1042 01:01:04 And I love my mother.
1043 01:01:07 What else do you needto know about me?
1044 01:01:10 Your dessert order.
1045 01:01:13 I'll have a slice
1046 01:01:15 of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.
1047 01:01:17 With or without whipped cream?
1048 01:01:19 You choose.I trust you implicitly.
1049 01:01:23 But if you do chooseto have whipped cream,
1050 01:01:25 I would love it on the side,not touching the pie.
1051 01:01:28 I hate it when ittouches the pie.
1052 01:01:29 No, it soggies the crust.
1053 01:01:32 Yeah, and you can't controlthe whipped cream...
1054 01:01:33 ...to pie ratioto create the perfect bite.
1055 01:01:39 Oh, there's that laugh.
1056 01:01:42 That intoxicating laugh.
1057 01:01:46 Dawn, you inspirepoetry in me.
1058 01:01:49 I'm making one up.
1059 01:01:53 I'm making one up hereright here on the spot
1060 01:01:57 All of my lifeI've loved turtles.
1061 01:02:00 And you, Dawn, are the queen.
1062 01:02:03 Da, da, da, da, da.
1063 01:02:05 Da, da, da, da, da.
1064 01:02:08 And something in between.
1065 01:02:14 I'm gonna work onthe middle section.
1066 01:02:16 I am. You like that one,don't you, Dawn?
1067 01:02:18 Please just take your mixedbouquet and leave.
1068 01:02:20 -Just leave!-Dawn.
1069 01:02:24 ♪ I will neverLet you let me leave
1070 01:02:27 ♪ Go ahead ask anybodyWho has seen me trying ♪
1071 01:02:29 ♪ I'm not going ♪
1072 01:02:32 ♪ If it seems like I did I'mprobably waiting outside ♪
1073 01:02:36 ♪ Such a stubborn manYou'll likely never
1074 01:02:38 ♪ When we have our familydinner You can ask my mother ♪
1075 01:02:41 ♪ She's the best ♪
1076 01:02:44 ♪ You'll learn more about herOn our family history test ♪
1077 01:02:48 ♪ I'm gonna do this right ♪
1078 01:02:51 ♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪
1079 01:02:55 ♪ Wherever you goI won't be far to follow ♪
1080 01:02:57 ♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪
1081 01:03:02 ♪ You'll learn whatI already know ♪
1082 01:03:06 ♪ I love you meansYou're never ever ever
1083 01:03:10 ♪ You can try ♪
1084 01:03:12 ♪ Oh, but I ♪
1085 01:03:17 ♪ I love you meansYou're never ever ever
1086 01:03:19 -Ready for your check?-Not quite!
1087 01:03:21 Pie for--
1088 01:03:24 pie for everybody!
1089 01:03:28 ♪ I grew up an only childIn a suburb of the city ♪
1090 01:03:32 ♪ Spent my days alone my onlyFriend was a stray kitty ♪
1091 01:03:35 -♪ Called Sardine ♪-♪ Sardine ♪
1092 01:03:37 ♪ I thought it was hilariousTo call a cat a kind of fish ♪
1093 01:03:40 ♪ She played hard to getHissing while
1094 01:03:43 ♪ What she was trying to sayWas "Ogie, come and catch me ♪
1095 01:03:45 ♪ I learned quickly ♪
1096 01:03:48 ♪ That her perseveranceStood between a cat ♪
1097 01:03:50 ♪ And her New best friend me ♪
1098 01:03:52 ♪ Oh, I'm gonnaDo this right ♪
1099 01:03:56 ♪ Show you I'm not moving ♪
1100 01:03:59 ♪ Wherever you goI won't be far to follow ♪
1101 01:04:02 ♪ Oh, gonna love you so ♪
1102 01:04:07 ♪ You'll learn whatI already know ♪
1103 01:04:11 ♪ I love you meansYou're never ever ever
1104 01:04:13 When you say never...
1105 01:04:15 ♪ You can try ♪
1106 01:04:17 ♪ Oh, but I ♪
1107 01:04:21 I love you meansblah, blah, yip, yap.
1108 01:04:23 ♪ Oh ♪
1109 01:04:26 ♪ You can try ♪
1110 01:04:29 ♪ Oh, but I ♪
1111 01:04:33 ♪ I love you meansYou're never ever ever
1112 01:04:44 ♪ You can try ♪
1113 01:04:47 ♪ Oh, but I ♪
1114 01:04:52 ♪ I love you meansYou're never ever ever
1115 01:05:15 So I'll pick you upSunday at seven?
1116 01:05:21 Maybe?
1117 01:05:23 Maybe!
1118 01:05:26 There's a readingat Rainard Park
1119 01:05:28 of the Federalist Papers.
1120 01:05:30 How'd you know about that?
1121 01:05:32 I played Paul Reverein 42 Revolutionary War
1122 01:05:39 40 times technically I wasthe standby Revere,
1123 01:05:42 but two times the Paul was out,I went on.
1124 01:05:46 And I played it.
1125 01:05:48 I did, I played it.
1126 01:05:52 I got injured once, through.I had a bayonet issue.
1127 01:05:54 And it was real, real bad
1128 01:05:57 and I fell off my horseand my spleen was removed.
1129 01:06:00 So it's--
1130 01:06:03 One if by land, two if by sea.
1131 01:06:07 And I, on the opposite shore,will be.
1132 01:06:35 The elf and the turtle.
1133 01:06:39 An epic romance.
1134 01:06:43 ♪ Sugar ♪
1135 01:06:45 It Almost Makes YouBelieve Again pie.
1136 01:06:48 Reach for an ingredientlong forgotten
1137 01:06:51 in the back of your cupboard.
1138 01:06:52 Like poppy seeds.
1139 01:06:55 Something you boughtbut forgot you had.
1140 01:06:57 Throw in gingersnaps...
1141 01:06:59 ...and tapioca
1142 01:07:01 till they combine unexpectedly.
1143 01:07:04 And mix it with allyour questions and concerns.
1144 01:07:07 Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there?
1145 01:07:10 Jenna Hunterson.I'm his patient.
1146 01:07:12 Hey.
1147 01:07:15 Hi, Dr. Pomatter.Listen, I'm sure it's nothing,
1148 01:07:18 but you said to call withany questions or concerns.
1149 01:07:22 This morning, um,I'm bleeding a little bit.
1150 01:07:25 No. No. It's very very light.
1151 01:07:27 Come in to see you?
1152 01:07:30 Tomorrow morning?You're open at 7:00 AM?
1153 01:07:34 Excuse me,but I've got a short stack
1154 01:07:36 meticulously made, once warm,
1155 01:07:38 buttermilk blueberry pancakesto take to table six
1156 01:07:40 because even though I'm pregnant
1157 01:07:42 I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter!
1158 01:07:46 Hey, listen, Doc,while I've got you on the line,
1159 01:07:49 I have a bit of a gas issue.
1160 01:07:53 Yeah, I tried that.Made it worse.
1161 01:07:56 It cleared the room.
1162 01:08:04 Yes. Yes.
1163 01:08:05 -Hello? Hi.-Hi. Hi.
1164 01:08:09 -Where is everybody?-No one's here yet.
1165 01:08:11 I came in a little earlyto see you.
1166 01:08:13 Oh. OKay.
1167 01:08:18 Oh, here. I brought you
1168 01:08:20 some Believe AgainPoppy Seed Pocket pies.
1169 01:08:22 Oh, my God. Thank you.
1170 01:08:27 Um, so, you know,we spoke on the phone
1171 01:08:31 and you said thatthe bleeding was very mild?
1172 01:08:33 -Yes.-Has that stopped?
1173 01:08:35 Yeah. I only saw itthe one time.
1174 01:08:37 Oh, good. You're fine.
1175 01:08:42 Oh, my God!
1176 01:08:46 Well, aren't yougoing to examine me?
1177 01:08:46 No. No.
1178 01:08:49 No need.
1179 01:08:51 This is unbelievably delicious.
1180 01:08:54 I mean, delicious is noteven a good enough word
1181 01:08:57 for what it is.
1182 01:09:00 What you do with food,it is unearthly.
1183 01:09:04 -Thank you.-Yeah.
1184 01:09:07 Then am I okay?I mean, there's nothing's
1185 01:09:10 Oh, God, no, no, no.Nothing's wrong with you.
1186 01:09:12 Look, light spottingis a perfectly
1187 01:09:15 normal symptomin early pregnancy.
1188 01:09:19 Holy shit.
1189 01:09:23 Is that everythingyou have to say?
1190 01:09:27 -No.-Well, what?
1191 01:09:38 Nothing.
1192 01:09:41 You can-- you can go.
1193 01:09:44 I'm just gonna--I'm gonna go ahead
1194 01:09:47 at your next regularlyscheduled appointment.
1195 01:09:50 Don't hesitate to callif you have any--
1196 01:09:52 -Questions or concerns.-Any and all.
1197 01:09:55 Wait, wait, wait.Why did you have me come
1198 01:09:57 if spottingis a perfectly normal symptom
1199 01:10:00 I had to get up earlyand take a bus and walk
1200 01:10:04 just to hear that spottingis a perfectly normal symptom?
1201 01:10:06 I have no response to that.
1202 01:10:10 What time does this officenormally open, Doctor?
1203 01:10:12 -8:30?-9:00.
1204 01:10:14 9:00? You came in heretwo hours early
1205 01:10:18 to tell me that spottingis a perfectly normal symptom
1206 01:10:21 It seems that way, yes.
1207 01:10:23 -Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter.-Bye, Jenna.
1208 01:10:25 You know what?
1209 01:10:29 I think you're strange.
1210 01:10:32 And I'm not sure I want youto be my doctor anymore.
1211 01:10:34 -You make me uncomfortable.-No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry.
1212 01:10:37 I'm so sorry.I will not do it anymore.
1213 01:10:38 Look, whatever it is that I do,
1214 01:10:40 you should not be uncomfortableduring this time.
1215 01:10:42 -You're doing it again!-Wait, what did I do?
1216 01:10:43 I don't know, you know,it's the nice guy
1217 01:10:44 talky thing you do.
1218 01:10:45 You just-- forget it.
1219 01:10:49 Jen--
1220 01:10:52 Uh, Jenna, you forgot your--
1221 01:11:01 -Oh, shit!-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1222 01:11:03 -What do you want?-I want to see you again.
1223 01:11:05 I want to talk to yousomewhere outside of here.
1224 01:11:07 Can we have coffee togetheror something?
1225 01:11:08 I can't have coffee.
1226 01:11:09 It's on the bad food listyou gave me.
1227 01:11:11 What kind of doctor are you?
1228 01:11:16 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪
1229 01:11:18 Yeah, no, I totally agree.
1230 01:11:20 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪
1231 01:11:24 ♪ And I have never knownAnything so true ♪
1232 01:11:28 ♪ It's a terrible ideaMe and you ♪
1233 01:11:32 ♪ You have a wife ♪
1234 01:11:34 ♪ And you have a husband ♪
1235 01:11:36 ♪ You're my doctor ♪
1236 01:11:39 ♪ You've got a baby coming ♪
1237 01:11:41 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪
1238 01:11:45 ♪ Let's just keep kissingTill we come to ♪
1239 01:11:49 ♪ Heart stop racing,Let's face it ♪
1240 01:11:52 ♪ Making mistakes Like this ♪
1241 01:11:55 ♪ Will make worse whatWas all ready pretty bad ♪
1242 01:11:58 ♪ Mind stop running ♪
1243 01:12:00 ♪ It's time we justLet this thing go ♪
1244 01:12:04 ♪ It was a pretty goodBad idea ♪
1245 01:12:06 ♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪
1246 01:12:11 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪
1247 01:12:15 ♪ It's a bad idea Me and you ♪
1248 01:12:19 ♪ Hold me closeWhile I think this through ♪
1249 01:12:26 ♪ Yeah, it's a very poor ideaMe and you ♪
1250 01:12:31 ♪ Heart stop racing,Let's face it ♪
1251 01:12:34 ♪ Making mistakes like this ♪
1252 01:12:37 ♪ Will make worse what wasAlready pretty bad ♪
1253 01:12:39 ♪ Mind stop running ♪
1254 01:12:41 ♪ It's time we justLet this thing go ♪
1255 01:12:45 ♪ It was a pretty goodBad idea ♪
1256 01:12:47 ♪ Wasn't it, though? ♪
1257 01:12:51 ♪ I know ♪
1258 01:12:55 ♪ What's right for me ♪
1259 01:12:59 ♪ It's the only thing ♪
1260 01:13:03 -♪ I've ever done ♪-♪ I've ever done ♪
1261 01:13:08 ♪ What if I never see myselfEver be ♪
1262 01:13:12 ♪ Anything more than what ♪
1263 01:13:15 ♪ I've already become ♪
1264 01:13:22 ♪ I need a bad ideaI need a bad idea ♪
1265 01:13:26 ♪ I need a bad ideaI need a bad idea ♪
1266 01:13:29 ♪ Just one ♪
1267 01:13:34 ♪ Heart keep racing,Let's make mistakes ♪
1268 01:13:37 ♪ Let us say so what ♪
1269 01:13:40 ♪ And make worse what wasAlready pretty bad ♪
1270 01:13:43 ♪ This secret is safe ♪
1271 01:13:45 ♪ No reason To throw it away ♪
1272 01:13:48 ♪ When there's loveTo be had ♪
1273 01:13:51 ♪ Hold me tightAs I tell myself ♪
1274 01:13:55 ♪ That you might make sense ♪
1275 01:13:57 ♪ And make good whatHas been just so bad ♪
1276 01:14:00 ♪ Let's see this through ♪
1277 01:14:03 ♪ It's a pretty goodBad idea ♪
1278 01:14:08 -♪ Me and you ♪-♪ Me and you ♪
1279 01:14:40 ♪ Sugar ♪
1280 01:14:42 ♪ Sugar ♪
1281 01:14:45 I Wanna Play DoctorWith My Gynecologist pie.
1282 01:14:48 Vanilla custard.
1283 01:14:51 Drizzled with warmmelted caramel.
1284 01:14:54 And nuts.
1285 01:14:56 Totally nuts.
1286 01:14:58 Topped with honey-kissedwhipped cream and banana.
1287 01:15:03 Hold the banana.
1288 01:15:06 Wake the hell up!
1289 01:15:08 I Can't Have An AffairBecause It's Wrong
1290 01:15:10 and I Don't Want Earlto Kill Me pie.
1291 01:15:12 Add cold waterto chocolate stirrups.
1292 01:15:14 I mean syrup.
1293 01:15:15 Pour into a truly flakey crust.
1294 01:15:18 Don't over bake,could explode at any minute.
1295 01:15:23 Oh, my God!I didn't see anything.
1296 01:15:27 I just need to find a placeto throw up.
1297 01:15:29 Look, Jenna, it just happened.
1298 01:15:31 Cal? Cal?
1299 01:15:34 Well, he's got suchnice strong hands.
1300 01:15:38 All right, I wasn't lookingfor it, it was an accident.
1301 01:15:39 An affair is not an accident.
1302 01:15:42 Dropping a tray is an accident.
1303 01:15:45 Cal didn't just tripinto your va-jay-jay.
1304 01:15:48 What?
1305 01:16:26 Look, I'm just having mea little adventure
1306 01:16:29 after years and yearsof lots of nothing.
1307 01:16:32 It was getting so quiet downthere you could hear an echo.
1308 01:16:34 What about your husband?
1309 01:16:37 My husband wears Pampers,curses constantly,
1310 01:16:39 and sleeps in a separate room.
1311 01:16:41 Well, why don't youjust leave him, Becky?
1312 01:16:43 Because I love him.I wouldn't leave him
1313 01:16:46 just 'cause I have to changehis diaper three times a day.
1314 01:16:47 What kind of personwould do that?
1315 01:16:49 Well, what kind of personhas an affair with Cal
1316 01:16:51 who's married to Ethel?
1317 01:16:53 Well, Cal thinks she's gay.
1318 01:16:55 Look, they ain't slepttogether in 15 years.
1319 01:16:58 Most married couples haven'tslept together in 15 years.
1320 01:17:01 But we know Etheland she's not...
1321 01:17:10 -She could be.-Mm-hmm.
1322 01:17:12 But if he thinks she's gay,why don't they just divorce?
1323 01:17:15 Because he loves her.What kind of man
1324 01:17:17 would leave his wifejust 'cause she's gay?
1325 01:17:21 -She---Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1326 01:17:23 Now you're supposed to bemy friend, not Ethel's.
1327 01:17:27 And I didn't say nothingabout your early morning
1328 01:17:30 when you came backwith your dress on inside out
1329 01:17:33 'cause you were too busyputting the pap back in smear.
1330 01:17:38 Okay, that was one time
1331 01:17:40 and I was not in my right mind.
1332 01:17:43 -I put the lid on it.-Of course you did.
1333 01:17:47 What's that supposed to mean.
1334 01:17:48 Just go backto your pantry, Jenna.
1335 01:17:51 Bake yourself anotherBury The Bullshit pie.
1336 01:17:56 Well, you got meall figured out, don't you?
1337 01:17:58 You got everythingall figured out.
1338 01:18:00 It's the worldaccording to Becky.
1339 01:18:03 ♪ Go ahead,Throw your rocks at me ♪
1340 01:18:07 ♪ From your little glasshouse And then take off running
1341 01:18:11 ♪ You're no better than me ♪
1342 01:18:15 ♪ We've both made mistakes,Haven't we? ♪
1343 01:18:20 ♪ I won't undoWhat I'm doing ♪
1344 01:18:23 ♪ To sit in judgmentOf what makes us human ♪
1345 01:18:28 ♪ I don't claimTo be proud but ♪
1346 01:18:31 ♪ My head won't be hungIn shame ♪
1347 01:18:35 ♪ I didn't plan itBut the light turned red ♪
1348 01:18:38 ♪ And I ran it ♪
1349 01:18:41 ♪ And I'm still standing ♪
1350 01:18:45 ♪ It's not what I wanted Butnow that it's right here ♪
1351 01:18:50 ♪ I understand it ♪
1352 01:18:53 ♪ A story writtenBy my own hand ♪
1353 01:18:56 ♪ It's life bitingRight at your heels ♪
1354 01:19:02 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪
1355 01:19:05 ♪ But it's finallySomething to feel ♪
1356 01:19:10 Becky, I can't go there.
1357 01:19:11 Honey, we're already there.
1358 01:19:15 ♪ Look around youAin't no saints here, baby ♪
1359 01:19:19 ♪ We're all just lookingFor a little less crazy ♪
1360 01:19:24 ♪ And sometimesIt's a hard left turn ♪
1361 01:19:27 ♪ Down a road you neverThought you'd see ♪
1362 01:19:30 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪
1363 01:19:33 ♪ Taking back what's beenTaken for granted ♪
1364 01:19:36 ♪ And I can't stand it ♪
1365 01:19:41 ♪ I'm sick of the way I'vebeen Waiting to break free ♪
1366 01:19:45 ♪ I needed saving ♪
1367 01:19:49 ♪ And a good mistakeNeeded making ♪
1368 01:19:53 ♪ Maybe you needThe same thing ♪
1369 01:19:56 ♪ Oh, something to feel ♪
1370 01:19:59 ♪ To race through your bloodAnd remind you you're here ♪
1371 01:20:03 ♪ To open your eyesAnd look around ♪
1372 01:20:07 ♪ And see the skyWhen you're underground ♪
1373 01:20:10 ♪ I didn't plan it ♪
1374 01:20:12 ♪ But that's life ♪
1375 01:20:15 ♪ And I'm finallyFeeling alive ♪
1376 01:20:18 ♪ It's not right ♪
1377 01:20:20 ♪ But it's mine ♪
1378 01:20:22 ♪ And it's finally ♪
1379 01:20:26 ♪ Something to feel ♪
1380 01:21:07 -Hello, Mrs. Hunterson.-Hello, Doctor Pomatter.
1381 01:21:10 -How have you been feeling?-Fine.
1382 01:21:12 Oh, how nice, you brought a pie.
1383 01:21:14 What kind is it?
1384 01:21:17 A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie.
1385 01:21:21 -Oh, well, thank you.-No, thank you. Thank you,
1386 01:21:24 I'm gonna takeMrs. Hunterson's blood.
1387 01:21:26 I need you to goand reweigh Mrs. Morrissey.
1388 01:21:29 -But I already did that.-Can you please? Please!
1389 01:21:32 It's important.It's like it's crucial.
1390 01:21:35 She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey!Don't worry!
1391 01:21:38 I don't know what the hellthis man talking about.
1392 01:21:40 Ain't nothingbut a country club doctor.
1393 01:21:45 -Don't do that again.-What? Bring a pie?
1394 01:21:48 No, not that.Of course not that.
1395 01:21:50 I meant go away for a fullmonth and not call me.
1396 01:21:52 Well, I didn't haveany questions or concerns.
1397 01:21:53 Well, don't do that.
1398 01:21:55 This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter.
1399 01:21:57 Can you please call me Jim?
1400 01:21:58 No!
1401 01:22:02 I won't.
1402 01:22:08 Okay. Don't.
1403 01:22:10 You know?
1404 01:22:12 Dr. Pomatter is fine.
1405 01:22:14 I guess we're just officiallyforgetting
1406 01:22:17 everything that happenedbetween us then.
1407 01:22:22 Yes. We officially are.
1408 01:22:26 Jenna, I got toapologize for it.
1409 01:22:29 No, no, no, no.I almost called you
1410 01:22:31 I just want you to know thatit's never gonna happen again.
1411 01:22:33 All right? From now onour relationship,
1412 01:22:35 it's a strictly medical,professional one.
1413 01:22:39 Jenna, no!
1414 01:22:43 Not with the door open.
1415 01:22:46 Oh!
1416 01:23:06 Mrs. Morrissey still weigh142 pounds.
1417 01:23:11 Thank you, Nurse Norma.Mrs. Hunterson, are you
1418 01:23:13 your pre-natal vitaminsevery day?
1419 01:23:15 -Oh, faithfully.-Faithfully, my ass.
1420 01:23:22 Well, good. I'd like youto come back again tomorrow.
1421 01:23:24 -Tomorrow?-Yes. Are we on
1422 01:23:27 -We're on the same page.-We're all on the same page.
1423 01:23:31 ♪ Hearts keep racing ♪
1424 01:23:33 ♪ There is no mistaking ♪
1425 01:23:35 ♪ We can't come backFrom this ♪
1426 01:23:38 ♪ Good 'cause I want moreOf what I had ♪
1427 01:23:40 -♪ It feels so good to-♪ Feels so good ♪
1428 01:23:43 ♪ To be bad To be bad ♪
1429 01:23:49 I'm very pleased withyour progress, Mrs. Hunterson.
1430 01:23:51 Thank you, Doctor.
1431 01:23:59 Pineapple Upside Down pie.
1432 01:24:11 Your hormone levels are risingbeautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.
1433 01:24:22 In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.
1434 01:24:46 ♪ Take this bad ideaAnd walk this wire ♪
1435 01:24:51 ♪ Throw your sparkInto oil and fire ♪
1436 01:24:56 ♪ Chance won't comeEvery single day ♪
1437 01:25:00 ♪ So don't throw it awayDon't throw it away ♪
1438 01:25:04 ♪ We might burn,But we might get saved ♪
1439 01:25:08 ♪ I don't feel much fireAt all these days ♪
1440 01:25:12 ♪ Feels so good to ♪
1441 01:25:14 ♪ Feels so good To be bad ♪
1442 01:25:21 The British are coming!
1443 01:25:44 Heya, Joe. How are you today?
1444 01:25:46 Same bastardas yesterday, Jenna.
1445 01:25:49 The question is how are you?
1446 01:25:52 Same train wreck.
1447 01:25:54 And how's the charming husband?
1448 01:25:56 -Charming as ever.-Right.
1449 01:25:58 And the lipstick smudger?
1450 01:26:03 -What?-Oh, you know,
1451 01:26:05 the dog on the side? The affair.
1452 01:26:09 Okay, I'm--
1453 01:26:11 I'm not havingan "affair" affair.
1454 01:26:14 -It's just a---An affair.
1455 01:26:16 Your lipstick's all smudged
1456 01:26:19 like someone gave youa good one.
1457 01:26:23 When you're done wiping awayyour indiscretions,
1458 01:26:25 -you wanna hear your horoscope?-No.
1459 01:26:27 "Aquarius. Even if you havea miserable snake husband,
1460 01:26:32 you probably shouldn'tbe having no affair,
1461 01:26:36 'cause it's beneath you
1462 01:26:38 and could make you seemlike a common...
1463 01:26:41 hussy.
1464 01:26:43 Not to mention the painyou could cause
1465 01:26:46 to other people."
1466 01:26:49 This afternoonI will have the Singing
1467 01:26:52 no pickle on the plate.
1468 01:26:54 Well-done Frenchie fries.On their own plate.
1469 01:26:58 And Jenna'sDevil's Food Oasis pie.
1470 01:27:03 That's the one you should bakefor that contest
1471 01:27:06 so you can win that money
1472 01:27:09 and leave your husbandfair and square
1473 01:27:11 and smudge your lipstickwith whomever the hell you want.
1474 01:27:17 Joe you really think that pieis good enough to win?
1475 01:27:20 Oh, that pieis a thing of beauty.
1476 01:27:25 How each flavoropens itself, one by one,
1477 01:27:29 like a chapter in a book.
1478 01:27:31 First you get floodedwith chocolate,
1479 01:27:34 dark and bittersweetlike an old flame.
1480 01:27:38 And then strawberry,
1481 01:27:41 the way strawberrywas always supposed to taste
1482 01:27:45 but never knew how.
1483 01:27:50 In fact, you know what?Forget all the other stuff
1484 01:27:53 Just bring me the damn pie.What are you waiting for?
1485 01:27:58 I don't believe for one second
1486 01:28:01 that you're as mean as you play.
1487 01:28:04 You tip me better than anyone.
1488 01:28:07 If you're noticing I'm havinga hard time walking today,
1489 01:28:10 Keep it between us.
1490 01:28:14 This is really heating up.
1491 01:28:15 He is so passionate.
1492 01:28:17 You wouldn't knowit to look at him,
1493 01:28:19 but he is a sexual dynamo.
1494 01:28:23 No, you wouldn't know it.
1495 01:28:25 Well, he's amorousyet clean and well organized.
1496 01:28:29 And when he reciteshis spontaneous poetry,
1497 01:28:32 well...
1498 01:28:35 I'm multi-orgasmic.
1499 01:28:36 I had no idea!
1500 01:28:40 No, I didn't eitherand believe me
1501 01:28:42 it's something I did not needto know.
1502 01:28:44 Order up.
1503 01:28:46 Perhaps you could takesome pointers, Cal.
1504 01:28:49 Perhaps youcould take this slice
1505 01:28:52 of Twisted Kentucky Pecanpie to table five.
1506 01:28:56 I didn't realizeit was hot and ready.
1507 01:29:00 Girl, it's been hot all morning.
1508 01:29:10 Hey, buddy.
1509 01:29:13 I'm waiting on Dawn.
1510 01:29:15 She's meeting my mother tonight.
1511 01:29:17 I'm taking them to StantonGrove for the steak dinner.
1512 01:29:21 It's getting serious.Real, real serious.
1513 01:29:24 Come on man, you got this.
1514 01:29:26 -Ooh.-Hey.
1515 01:29:27 Breathe.
1516 01:29:31 Dawn Pinkett!
1517 01:29:33 Ogie?
1518 01:29:35 Every day I think of you,
1519 01:29:37 I think yes.
1520 01:29:40 Oh, he's making me a poemright here.
1521 01:29:42 We hold these truthsto be self-evident.
1522 01:29:47 Yes. I am morethan he who audits.
1523 01:29:51 I am poetry and sex
1524 01:29:54 and I'm living a dream. Love.
1525 01:29:56 Yes. Uh...
1526 01:30:00 uh-huh. Yes.
1527 01:30:02 Oh, my God.
1528 01:30:04 Will you bus my tablesso I can...
1529 01:30:07 Yes!
1530 01:30:11 Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna,I must admit
1531 01:30:15 I don't really feelI understood the Declaration
1532 01:30:19 Life, liberty...
1533 01:30:23 And the Pursuitof Happiness pie.
1534 01:30:26 ♪ Sugar ♪
1535 01:30:29 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪
1536 01:30:31 Meld warmGolden Delicious apples
1537 01:30:34 with free flowing brown sugar.
1538 01:30:38 Mix with cinnamon and allspice.
1539 01:30:42 Fold in cocoa chiffon...
1540 01:30:46 until they mergetogether perfectly.
1541 01:30:49 Top with peaks of everlastingChantilly cream.
1542 01:30:52 -Missus...-Hunterson?
1543 01:30:54 And dust gentlywith powdered sugar.
1544 01:30:55 Mrs. Hunterson?
1545 01:30:57 And garnish with rose petals.
1546 01:30:59 Mrs. Hunterson!
1547 01:31:01 Doctor Pomatter and his wife
1548 01:31:04 had to fly back eastfor a funeral this morning.
1549 01:31:09 Oh, he flew back eastwith his wife?
1550 01:31:12 Yes.
1551 01:31:14 So guess who's gonna examineyour cha-cha today?
1552 01:31:17 Me.
1553 01:31:25 I'm just kidding.
1554 01:31:32 You look like shit, girl.
1555 01:31:34 You feeling okay?
1556 01:31:37 Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just--you know, the baby.
1557 01:31:41 Of course.
1558 01:31:44 How's it working outwith Doctor Pomatter?
1559 01:31:47 Oh, he's very professional.
1560 01:31:50 Isn't he?
1561 01:31:52 Such a lovely bedside manner.
1562 01:31:58 Is that pie for me?
1563 01:32:01 -I guess.-Looks so yummy.
1564 01:32:05 What kind is it?
1565 01:32:09 The Pursuit of Happiness pie.
1566 01:32:15 We could all usea slice of that.
1567 01:32:26 Ah.
1568 01:32:28 Heartbeat strong and steady.
1569 01:32:33 Here, take a listen.
1570 01:32:58 Dear baby...
1571 01:33:06 Let me beginby saying I'm sorry.
1572 01:33:12 Don't take it personally, baby,
1573 01:33:14 if I don't seem likeall the other mamas
1574 01:33:16 jumping all overthemselves with joy.
1575 01:33:22 I wish I could feel excitementthat you're with me now.
1576 01:33:27 Or faiththat I'd be a good mama.
1577 01:33:33 Even if my life is a mess.
1578 01:33:35 And the world, as I see it,
1579 01:33:38 isn't so prettylike they'd have you believe
1580 01:33:45 I frankly don't know whatI've got to give you, baby.
1581 01:33:50 What if I don't win that contest
1582 01:33:52 and don't have no money
1583 01:33:55 and I can't leave Earl?
1584 01:33:59 What the hell am I gonnado with you then?
1585 01:34:05 Some days I think I shouldjust give you
1586 01:34:09 to a nice family who couldgive you what I can't.
1587 01:34:14 I wish I could just run away.
1588 01:34:21 What kind of mama is that?
1589 01:34:25 Jenna.
1590 01:34:28 What are you doing here?You can't just come here.
1591 01:34:30 I had to see you.It's been weeks.
1592 01:34:34 I can't take thisnot knowing how you are.
1593 01:34:36 -Dr. Pomatter,we have to end this.
1594 01:34:39 Because I've been thinking a lot
1595 01:34:41 while you were awaywith your wife
1596 01:34:44 and I can't live with myself.
1597 01:34:47 But, Jenna, I'm not gonnahave a conversation about
1598 01:34:49 about how bad my judgment is,
1599 01:34:51 about how sorry I am.I'd be lying.
1600 01:34:52 Don't say anything else.
1601 01:34:55 Don't talk me out of it.Just go.
1602 01:35:09 I don't know how to do this.
1603 01:35:18 I haven't feltanything like this.
1604 01:35:24 I haven't feltin a very long time.
1605 01:35:32 Neither have I.
1606 01:35:38 So what now?
1607 01:35:43 Maybe you can teach mehow to make a pie.
1608 01:35:48 -Seriously?-Yeah, seriously.
1609 01:35:52 Okay. Sure, I could do that.
1610 01:35:54 Okay, I brought you something.
1611 01:35:55 It's a--
1612 01:35:57 it's a present.
1613 01:36:00 -For me?-Yeah. For you.
1614 01:36:02 Open it.
1615 01:36:08 Oh, my God.
1616 01:36:10 I had your nameengraved on the back.
1617 01:36:16 Oh, wow.
1618 01:36:19 It's the most beautiful thingI've ever seen.
1619 01:36:21 It's deep dish.
1620 01:36:24 Non-stick.
1621 01:36:27 Thank you.
1622 01:36:31 I have some gorgeousblackberries.
1623 01:36:33 -I love blackberries.I love them.
1624 01:36:36 Okay, we're gonna make one
1625 01:36:38 my mama used to call
1626 01:36:40 Lonely Chicago pie.
1627 01:36:42 Mm-hmm.
1628 01:36:44 She had hundredsof different kinds
1629 01:36:48 and they all hadreal strange names.
1630 01:36:50 Like mama, like daughter.
1631 01:36:56 Yeah.
1632 01:37:00 She had...
1633 01:37:03 such dreams for me.
1634 01:37:08 She'd be so sad to seehow my life turned out.
1635 01:37:13 Maybe I'm talking too much.
1636 01:37:15 No.
1637 01:37:21 Mama used to keep mein the kitchen when
1638 01:37:23 Daddy was in one of his moods.
1639 01:37:26 And she'd teach meeverything about baking.
1640 01:37:31 We'd singthis little song together.
1641 01:37:35 ♪ Let's make a new one, Mama ♪
1642 01:37:37 ♪ What do you say? ♪
1643 01:37:40 ♪ I love it when you let mePick out the name ♪
1644 01:37:45 ♪ Sugar ♪
1645 01:37:48 ♪ And butter ♪
1646 01:37:51 ♪ And flour ♪
1647 01:37:54 ♪ And mother ♪
1648 01:38:00 What the hellare you doing here?
1649 01:38:02 I'm learning how to makeLonely Chicago pie.
1650 01:38:04 No, I mean here.
1651 01:38:07 Living in this town.
1652 01:38:14 My wife is--
1653 01:38:20 she's doing her residency.We came here because of her.
1654 01:38:22 Are you happy with her?No, don't--
1655 01:38:25 don't answer that.
1656 01:38:26 I--
1657 01:38:29 I'm not used to happy.I tend to be neurotic.
1658 01:38:36 You calm me down.
1659 01:38:40 You make me feel...
1660 01:38:43 peaceful and even needed.
1661 01:38:48 You are so beautiful.
1662 01:38:51 I don't know whoyou're talking about.
1663 01:38:53 ♪ I could findThe whole meaning of life ♪
1664 01:38:56 ♪ In those sad eyes ♪
1665 01:39:00 ♪ They've seen thingsThat you never quite say ♪
1666 01:39:03 ♪ But I hear ♪
1667 01:39:07 ♪ Come out of hidingI'm right here beside you ♪
1668 01:39:13 ♪ And I'll stay there ♪
1669 01:39:16 ♪ As long as you'll let me ♪
1670 01:39:20 ♪ Because you ♪
1671 01:39:22 ♪ Matter to me ♪
1672 01:39:28 ♪ Simple and plain ♪
1673 01:39:30 ♪ And not much to askFrom somebody ♪
1674 01:39:35 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1675 01:39:41 ♪ I promise you do ♪
1676 01:39:43 ♪ You matter, too ♪
1677 01:39:48 ♪ I promise you do ♪
1678 01:39:51 ♪ You'll see ♪
1679 01:39:57 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1680 01:40:01 ♪ It's addictive the minuteYou let yourself think ♪
1681 01:40:07 ♪ The things that I say ♪
1682 01:40:09 ♪ Just might matterTo someone ♪
1683 01:40:14 ♪ All of this timeI've been keeping my mind ♪
1684 01:40:17 ♪ On the running away ♪
1685 01:40:20 ♪ And for the first time ♪
1686 01:40:23 ♪ I thinkI'd consider the stay ♪
1687 01:40:35 Dear, baby.
1688 01:40:39 I hope somedaysomebody wants to hold you
1689 01:40:42 for 20 minutes straight.
1690 01:40:45 They don't pull away,
1691 01:40:47 they don't look at your face,
1692 01:40:49 they don't try to kiss you.
1693 01:40:53 All they do is wrap you upin their arms
1694 01:40:55 and hold on tight withoutan ounce of selfishness to it.
1695 01:40:59 I hope youbecome addicted, baby.
1696 01:41:02 I hope you become addictedto saying things
1697 01:41:05 and having themmatter to someone.
1698 01:41:10 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1699 01:41:17 ♪ Simple and plainAnd not much to ask ♪
1700 01:41:20 ♪ From somebody ♪
1701 01:41:24 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1702 01:41:30 -♪ I promise you do ♪-♪ Come out of hiding ♪
1703 01:41:33 -♪ I'm right here beside you ♪-♪ You matter, too ♪
1704 01:41:37 -♪ As long As you'll have me ♪-♪ I promise you do ♪
1705 01:41:39 -♪ I do ♪-♪ You matter, too ♪
1706 01:41:43 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1707 01:41:46 ♪ You'll see ♪
1708 01:41:53 ♪ You matter to me ♪
1709 01:42:26 Dearly Beloved,we are gathered here today
1710 01:42:30 to celebrate the unionof Ogie Herbert Eincorn
1711 01:42:34 and Dawn Louise Pinkett,
1712 01:42:37 to join them together--
1713 01:42:41 To join them--
1714 01:42:43 Wedding poetry happeningright here, right now.
1715 01:42:49 ♪ Your white dress ♪
1716 01:42:52 ♪ Sparks words spontaneous ♪
1717 01:42:55 ♪ I'll singFrom mountain tops ♪
1718 01:43:00 ♪ I am in love, love, love ♪
1719 01:43:02 ♪ And I don't careWho knows it ♪
1720 01:43:04 ♪ Lucky me ♪
1721 01:43:06 ♪ I was ordinary ♪
1722 01:43:11 ♪ But with your love you see ♪
1723 01:43:15 ♪ I amA poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪
1724 01:43:20 ♪ I will express thisIf I am able ♪
1725 01:43:24 ♪ I love you like a table ♪
1726 01:43:29 ♪ My legsWere carved for you ♪
1727 01:43:32 ♪ I love you like a table ♪
1728 01:43:36 ♪ I am wood And you are glue ♪
1729 01:43:39 ♪ Cover me with stuff ♪
1730 01:43:43 ♪ I will hold it up ♪
1731 01:43:46 ♪ Strong and stable ♪
1732 01:43:53 ♪ I love you like a table ♪
1733 01:43:57 ♪ I love you, too ♪
1734 01:43:59 ♪ And I wanted to tryAnd surprise you ♪
1735 01:44:02 ♪ I've written 29 new draftsOf vows that didn't rhyme ♪
1736 01:44:05 ♪ 30 was a drum line ♪
1737 01:44:08 Whoo!
1738 01:44:14 Hey!
1739 01:44:19 Hey!
1740 01:44:21 Whoo!
1741 01:44:26 Whoo!
1742 01:44:30 ♪ Promise to as best we can ♪
1743 01:44:34 ♪ Say I do And tell you that ♪
1744 01:44:37 ♪ When I see you ♪
1745 01:44:42 ♪ I want to again ♪
1746 01:44:52 The wedding pie, y'all!
1747 01:44:54 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1748 01:44:58 What do you call it, Jenna?
1749 01:45:01 Big old sliceof Live Your Life pie.
1750 01:45:07 Boy, Jenna, you've reallyoutdone yourself this time.
1751 01:45:11 Now I'm gonna be bettingon you to win that contest
1752 01:45:14 Thanks for letting me go, Cal.
1753 01:45:16 Yeah. I'm not sucha bad guy, maybe.
1754 01:45:20 Yeah, you're not sucha bad guy, maybe.
1755 01:45:25 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
1756 01:45:27 No, no, no, no, no!
1757 01:45:30 Look at them.
1758 01:45:32 Happiest day of their lives.
1759 01:45:35 They have no idea the ridethey're in for.
1760 01:45:39 Hey, Cal, can I askyou a question?
1761 01:45:41 Shoot.
1762 01:45:43 Are you happy?
1763 01:45:46 I mean, would you callyourself a happy man?
1764 01:45:49 You asking a serious question,I'll tell you.
1765 01:45:53 I'm happy enough.
1766 01:45:55 I don't give much,I don't get much,
1767 01:45:58 but I do try to enjoywhatever comes up.
1768 01:46:02 That's my truth,
1769 01:46:04 summed upfor your feminine judgment.
1770 01:46:08 I'm happy enough.
1771 01:46:09 May I have this dance?
1772 01:46:16 Here, I had somebig spenders yesterday.
1773 01:46:20 Stash this in the pottowards your entry fee.
1774 01:46:22 No, Becky,I can't take your money.
1775 01:46:24 Not with what you're dealingwith at home.
1776 01:46:26 Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.
1777 01:46:28 Let me feel a littlephilanthropopical now.
1778 01:46:33 I don't want you to worryabout nothing
1779 01:46:34 but baking yourselfa better life.
1780 01:46:38 All right now?
1781 01:46:40 When you win that contest,
1782 01:46:43 you think you're gonnaget one of them big
1783 01:46:45 giant checks that arethe size of a door?
1784 01:46:47 Always wonderedhow you cash one of those.
1785 01:46:51 Maybe we should have an affair.
1786 01:46:53 Uh-uh. No ma'am.
1787 01:46:55 This ain't no affair.
1788 01:46:56 I'm in this for life, okay?
1789 01:47:03 Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.
1790 01:47:08 This reminds me
1791 01:47:10 of my third wedding
1792 01:47:13 to Sara Cherie Caputo.
1793 01:47:17 Now she was a screamer.
1794 01:47:20 -Joe!-I was just trying to point
1795 01:47:24 Oh, man, she was nasty.
1796 01:47:28 I'm gonna inventa special pie for you
1797 01:47:31 called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.
1798 01:47:35 You should enterthat one in that contest.
1799 01:47:37 Wake those old biddies up.
1800 01:47:39 Maybe I'll just bake it for you.
1801 01:47:42 That'd have to wait.
1802 01:47:44 My doctor saysI shouldn't be eating
1803 01:47:46 all this sweet stuff.
1804 01:47:48 My liver's acting up.
1805 01:47:52 I got to have a pieceof it removed.
1806 01:47:55 -Oh, Joe.-Yeah.
1807 01:47:57 Last time I was in the hospital
1808 01:48:00 the nurse strapped me to a bed,
1809 01:48:02 pulled down my pantsand shot me in the ass.
1810 01:48:06 Not too shabby.
1811 01:48:09 Not too shabby.
1812 01:48:11 So you better promise me
1813 01:48:13 that you will bake to win.
1814 01:48:18 Whoa, whoa, pie-lady.You're shaking.
1815 01:48:22 I don't knowwhat I'm more scared of,
1816 01:48:24 losing or winning.
1817 01:48:27 I don't know, Joe.Maybe I should just make peace
1818 01:48:29 with happy enoughlike my mama did.
1819 01:48:31 Maybe it's too late for me.
1820 01:48:35 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪
1821 01:48:39 ♪ Time's just sandSlipping past ♪
1822 01:48:46 ♪ We want to hold itIn our hands ♪
1823 01:48:50 ♪ But no one ever sees ♪
1824 01:48:53 ♪ What fallsThrough the cracks ♪
1825 01:48:57 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪
1826 01:49:01 ♪ My mistakes have made me ♪
1827 01:49:08 ♪ And I am what I am ♪
1828 01:49:13 ♪ And though I don't believeIn silver linings ♪
1829 01:49:18 ♪ I believeThere's something in you ♪
1830 01:49:20 ♪ I believe in you ♪
1831 01:49:24 ♪ Something goodIs trying to break through ♪
1832 01:49:29 ♪ You might have to fightThe good fight ♪
1833 01:49:34 ♪ And when you thinkYou can't ♪
1834 01:49:36 ♪ You can ♪
1835 01:49:38 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪
1836 01:49:41 ♪ Take it from an old man ♪
1837 01:49:45 ♪ The days don't stretchAny longer ♪
1838 01:49:51 ♪ They've left tracksUpon my skin ♪
1839 01:49:56 ♪ But I reckonMade me stronger ♪
1840 01:50:02 ♪ But I believe there'sSomething in you ♪
1841 01:50:08 ♪ Something youShould be seeing, too ♪
1842 01:50:13 ♪ Bet it all on yourselfAt least one time ♪
1843 01:50:19 -♪ Cause honey, win or lose ♪-♪ Win or lose ♪
1844 01:50:22 ♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪
1845 01:50:28 ♪ It's one hell of a ride ♪
1846 01:50:35 ♪ And if you lackThe strength of your own ♪
1847 01:50:41 ♪ Honey, hold out your hand ♪
1848 01:50:47 ♪ And take itFrom an old man ♪
1849 01:51:04 Excuse me, I'm just--I'm gonna borrow my wife.
1850 01:51:07 Say your goodbyes,we're going home.
1851 01:51:09 -Who invited you?-Have another piece of pie,
1852 01:51:11 -Come on!-Please don't.
1853 01:51:12 Let's go.
1854 01:51:16 Jenna! Please stay.
1855 01:51:18 I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart.
1856 01:51:20 -Don't leave!-I love you.
1857 01:51:22 Congratulations.
1858 01:51:47 You must thinkI'm really stupid.
1859 01:51:50 -No.-No?
1860 01:52:00 Unzip that cushion.
1861 01:52:05 -I don't want---Do it!
1862 01:52:18 What is that, Jenna? Hmm?
1863 01:52:20 What is that?
1864 01:52:22 It's money.
1865 01:52:23 That's money?
1866 01:52:27 Hidden all over the house?
1867 01:52:30 In the drawers,
1868 01:52:32 in the cabinets,in the fucking sofa!
1869 01:52:37 -It's money hiddenall over my house.
1870 01:52:40 After everythingthat I have done for you,
1871 01:52:44 you go and hide money from me?
1872 01:52:47 I was the only onethat was there for you
1873 01:52:49 after your mama died
1874 01:52:52 and your daddy was piss drunkevery night.
1875 01:52:59 You forget about that?!
1876 01:53:00 Do I need this?
1877 01:53:03 Do I need this right now?
1878 01:53:06 Earl, oh, my God, stop!You love that guitar!
1879 01:53:11 You...
1880 01:53:15 are the only thingthat I've ever loved.
1881 01:53:19 You are the only personthat has ever belonged to me.
1882 01:53:23 You're my wife.
1883 01:53:28 You are my whole life.
1884 01:53:31 And you havinga secret from me...
1885 01:53:37 it just tears me apart.
1886 01:53:50 Why are you hiding money
1887 01:53:53 all over the house?
1888 01:53:59 -I want to go---No, no, just tell me you
1889 01:54:04 -No, Earl.-Tell me you were gonna
1890 01:54:07 Because if I ever thoughtthat you weren't happy
1891 01:54:10 that you were deceiving me,
1892 01:54:13 I would want to kill myself.
1893 01:54:16 I would want to die.
1894 01:54:20 Baby, please hold me.
1895 01:54:32 The truth is, Earl--
1896 01:54:38 the truth is...
1897 01:54:42 I was saving that money...
1898 01:54:47 for the baby.
1899 01:54:52 To buy some nice things.
1900 01:54:55 A crib and toys.
1901 01:55:00 It was all for the baby.
1902 01:55:04 It was for the baby?
1903 01:55:07 Yes, Earl. For a crib.
1904 01:55:23 I don't know why you haveto make it
1905 01:55:25 so hard, Jenna.
1906 01:55:35 I just want us to be happy.
1907 01:56:36 Dear baby,
1908 01:56:44 if you ever want toknow the story of how we bought
1909 01:56:51 Your crib was boughtwith the money
1910 01:56:53 I was gonna use to buy usa new life.
1911 01:57:00 The Springfield Pie Contestis starting next week...
1912 01:57:09 and you and Iwill not be in attendance.
1913 01:57:20 ♪ It's not simple to say ♪
1914 01:57:24 ♪ Most days ♪
1915 01:57:27 ♪ I don't recognize me ♪
1916 01:57:30 ♪ That these shoesAnd this apron ♪
1917 01:57:33 ♪ That place and its patrons ♪
1918 01:57:36 ♪ Have taken moreThan I gave them ♪
1919 01:57:43 ♪ It's not easy to know ♪
1920 01:57:47 ♪ I'm not anything ♪
1921 01:57:50 ♪ Like I used to be ♪
1922 01:57:52 ♪ Although It's true ♪
1923 01:57:55 ♪ I was never attention'sSweet center ♪
1924 01:57:59 ♪ I still remember That girl ♪
1925 01:58:04 ♪ She's imperfect ♪
1926 01:58:07 ♪ But she tries ♪
1927 01:58:09 ♪ She is good ♪
1928 01:58:12 ♪ But she lies ♪
1929 01:58:16 ♪ She is hard on herself ♪
1930 01:58:22 ♪ She is brokenAnd won't ask for help ♪
1931 01:58:28 ♪ She is messy,But she's kind ♪
1932 01:58:33 ♪ She is lonely ♪
1933 01:58:36 ♪ Most of the time ♪
1934 01:58:39 ♪ She is all of thisMixed up ♪
1935 01:58:42 ♪ And bakedIn a beautiful pie ♪
1936 01:58:47 ♪ She is gone ♪
1937 01:58:50 ♪ But she used to be mine ♪
1938 01:58:58 ♪ It's not what I asked for ♪
1939 01:59:02 ♪ Sometimes life ♪
1940 01:59:05 ♪ Just slips inThrough a back door ♪
1941 01:59:08 ♪ And carves out a person ♪
1942 01:59:11 ♪ And makes you believeIt's all true ♪
1943 01:59:17 ♪ And now I've got you ♪
1944 01:59:20 ♪ And you're not whatI asked for ♪
1945 01:59:25 ♪ If I'm honest I knowI would give it all back ♪
1946 01:59:31 ♪ For a chance To start over ♪
1947 01:59:34 ♪ And rewrite an endingOr two ♪
1948 01:59:40 ♪ For that girl that I knew ♪
1949 01:59:42 ♪ Who'd be recklessJust enough ♪
1950 01:59:47 ♪ Who gets hurt ♪
1951 01:59:51 ♪ But who learnsHow to toughen up ♪
1952 01:59:54 ♪ When she's bruised ♪
1953 01:59:56 ♪ And gets used by a man ♪
1954 02:00:00 ♪ Who can't love
1955 02:00:03 ♪ And then she'll get stuck ♪
1956 02:00:05 ♪ And be scared ♪
1957 02:00:09 ♪ Of the lifeThat's inside her ♪
1958 02:00:12 ♪ Growing stronger each day ♪
1959 02:00:14 ♪ Till it finallyReminds her ♪
1960 02:00:17 ♪ To fight just a little ♪
1961 02:00:20 ♪ To bring back the fireIn her eyes ♪
1962 02:00:25 ♪ That's been gone ♪
1963 02:00:28 ♪ But it used to be mine... ♪
1964 02:00:38 ♪ It used to mine... ♪
1965 02:00:52 ♪ She is messy ♪
1966 02:00:58 ♪ But she's kind ♪
1967 02:01:02 ♪ She is lonely ♪
1968 02:01:06 ♪ Most of the time
1969 02:01:10 ♪ She is all of thisMixed up ♪
1970 02:01:13 ♪ And bakedIn a beautiful pie ♪
1971 02:01:20 ♪ She is gone ♪
1972 02:01:25 ♪ But she used to be ♪
1973 02:01:29 ♪ Mine ♪
1974 02:03:02 Jenna, everything'sgonna to be okay.
1975 02:03:04 Just make it all go away.
1976 02:03:06 Look, just try and focuson your breathing.
1977 02:03:07 I'm gonna be right here.
1978 02:03:08 Wheel me in.
1979 02:03:12 Excuse me, sir.Do you belong here?
1980 02:03:14 Yes, I'm kin.
1981 02:03:18 He sure is!
1982 02:03:20 Joe, are youhaving your surgery today?
1983 02:03:22 Yeah, later this afternoon.
1984 02:03:25 Becky told me you were here.
1985 02:03:30 I bought you a card...
1986 02:03:33 from gift shop downstairs.
1987 02:03:36 It's silly and flowery
1988 02:03:39 and almost gave me diabetes.
1989 02:03:42 Thank you, Joe.
1990 02:03:44 NO, don't look at it now.
1991 02:03:46 Look at it laterwhen all the fuss is over.
1992 02:03:48 Hey, halftime in the lounge.
1993 02:03:51 Colts up 10.What's the ETA in here?
1994 02:03:57 Oh, Earl.
1995 02:04:04 Father to be.
1996 02:04:05 Yeah, how could I forget you?
1997 02:04:09 Don't say nothing smart...
1998 02:04:13 you dumb ass.
1999 02:04:15 Wheel me out.
2000 02:04:23 Dr. Pomatter,this is my husband, Earl.
2001 02:04:27 Oh, Lordy.
2002 02:04:31 Hey, you mind stepping outof the way a sec, Doc,
2003 02:04:33 so I can get a shot of meand my wife on the big day?
2004 02:04:35 Much appreciated.Come on, baby, give me
2005 02:04:36 -Ow!-Oh, my God, that's so dramatic.
2006 02:04:39 Hey, come on now, babe.
2007 02:04:41 -You're spitting on the lens.-Doctor Pomatter.
2008 02:04:44 -Yes, Jenna?-I want to make sure
2009 02:04:46 -What's that, Jenna?-I want drugs.
2010 02:04:48 I want massive amounts of drugs.
2011 02:04:53 I want the maximum legallimit of drugs.
2012 02:04:55 -Noted and understood.-Oh, my gosh!
2013 02:04:57 Oh, try and steadyyour breathing, hon.
2014 02:05:02 Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter.
2015 02:05:05 Jim has told meso much about you.
2016 02:05:09 Did I tell you my wifeis a resident here?
2017 02:05:11 Oh, I think you mighthave mentioned that.
2018 02:05:14 Don't worry, you are ingreat hands with my husband.
2019 02:05:20 Is she gonna be herethe whole delivery?
2020 02:05:23 I mean, are all the residentsgonna be here?
2021 02:05:26 No, no, no, no.They're just here to observe
2022 02:05:27 Everybody out.
2023 02:05:29 Jenna! We're here.
2024 02:05:31 Everything's gonna be okay.
2025 02:05:34 Oh, my Lord.The pie is coming out
2026 02:05:36 Order up!
2027 02:05:39 ♪ Sugar ♪
2028 02:05:41 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪
2029 02:05:44 ♪ Sugar, butter ♪
2030 02:05:57 I don't want no baby, Earl!
2031 02:06:06 - It's a girl.- A girl?
2032 02:06:10 Would you like to holdyour baby, Mrs. Hunterson?
2033 02:06:14 Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me?
2034 02:06:17 Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson?
2035 02:06:30 Just give her to me.
2036 02:06:49 Oh, my God.
2037 02:06:54 Hey.
2038 02:06:59 Oh, my God.
2039 02:07:02 Now you remember what I said.
2040 02:07:05 Don't you go loving that baby
2041 02:07:07 more than you love me.
2042 02:07:12 I don't love you anymore, Earl.
2043 02:07:16 I haven't in a very long time.
2044 02:07:18 I want a divorce.
2045 02:07:21 Now, that's notvery funny, Jenna.
2046 02:07:23 No one's laughing.
2047 02:07:25 I want you the hellout of my life.
2048 02:07:28 You ain'tnever gonna leave me.
2049 02:07:31 -Watch me.-You ain't gonna do nothing!
2050 02:07:33 Now you better know your place!Get your hands off me!
2051 02:07:38 Don't touch me!Man, you're gonna regret
2052 02:07:40 And you're gonna regretever saying that
2053 02:07:43 'cause if you ever comewithin six yard of us,
2054 02:07:46 I will flatten your sorry assand I will enjoy doing it.
2055 02:07:49 Now get out before I callsomeone to carry you out.
2056 02:08:07 ♪ Today's a dayLike any other ♪
2057 02:08:11 ♪ But I am changedI am a mother ♪
2058 02:08:13 ♪ Oh, in an instant ♪
2059 02:08:18 ♪ And who I wasHas disappeared ♪
2060 02:08:20 ♪ It doesn't matterNow you're here ♪
2061 02:08:23 ♪ So innocent ♪
2062 02:08:26 ♪ I was lost ♪
2063 02:08:28 ♪ For you to find ♪
2064 02:08:31 ♪ And now I'm yours ♪
2065 02:08:33 ♪ And you are mine ♪
2066 02:08:42 ♪ Two tiny handsA pair of eyes ♪
2067 02:08:45 ♪ An unsung melody is mine ♪
2068 02:08:47 ♪ For safe-keeping ♪
2069 02:08:52 ♪ And I will guard itWith my life ♪
2070 02:08:54 ♪ I'd hang the moonFor it to shine ♪
2071 02:08:57 ♪ On her sleeping ♪
2072 02:09:01 ♪ Starting hereAnd starting now ♪
2073 02:09:05 ♪ I can feelThe heart of how ♪
2074 02:09:10 ♪ Everything changes ♪
2075 02:09:16 You done did it, girl.
2076 02:09:21 Baby girl,
2077 02:09:23 come meet your Godmamas.
2078 02:09:25 -What?-Me?
2079 02:09:27 Oh, Jenna!
2080 02:09:31 Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu.
2081 02:09:34 Yeah, little Lulu
2082 02:09:37 the love of my life.
2083 02:09:39 And we're gonna be happy,little girl.
2084 02:09:41 Not just happy enough.
2085 02:09:44 We're gonna be really happy.
2086 02:09:49 Hello.
2087 02:09:51 Hi, is everyone decent?
2088 02:09:53 -Ogie, come here. Come here.-Okay.
2089 02:09:56 Jenna, Ogie and Iwant you to know
2090 02:09:59 that you can stay with usfor a while until you get
2091 02:10:02 You could stay with us,
2092 02:10:05 but I thinkPhil's convulsions might
2093 02:10:07 Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful?
2094 02:10:11 There are no words...
2095 02:10:15 but I'm double-parkedso I got to run.
2096 02:10:17 I got to go. I love you.I love you.
2097 02:10:20 Love you, new baby.Got to go. I love you.
2098 02:10:21 I love you. I love you.
2099 02:10:27 Dawn, don't we havesome business
2100 02:10:30 in the hallway?
2101 02:10:32 -No.-Dawn.
2102 02:10:34 Bye.
2103 02:10:40 -Oh!-Dawn!
2104 02:10:47 How are you two doing?
2105 02:10:49 You ever seen a babythis beautiful before?
2106 02:10:53 Out of the 762that I have delivered,
2107 02:10:57 between us, she is definitelythe most beautiful.
2108 02:11:01 Nurse Norma,can you get Mrs. Hunterson
2109 02:11:03 her complimentary burp cloths?
2110 02:11:10 Maybe in Connecticutthis shit flies,
2111 02:11:12 but Lord have mercy.
2112 02:11:16 I, uh...
2113 02:11:19 I know what you're thinking.
2114 02:11:23 Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie.
2115 02:11:26 I--
2116 02:11:28 what are you thinking?
2117 02:11:32 I'm thinking...
2118 02:11:40 I could never thank you enough
2119 02:11:42 for everythingyou've done for me.
2120 02:11:47 And I'm thinkingyour wife's around.
2121 02:11:50 And you shouldn't kiss me.
2122 02:11:53 The way she looks at you.
2123 02:11:56 So much trust.
2124 02:12:04 We could havea big drama that gets
2125 02:12:07 for a couple yearsand makes everyone miserable,
2126 02:12:12 or we could end it right here.
2127 02:12:16 No body count.
2128 02:12:27 So this is goodbye.
2129 02:12:32 I will never forget you.
2130 02:12:36 Another lifetime.
2131 02:12:48 Oh.
2132 02:12:51 You deserve homemade,
2133 02:12:53 but try telling thatto a vending machine.
2134 02:12:56 Here.
2135 02:13:00 Thanks For Taking MeTo The Moon Moonpie.
2136 02:13:14 ♪ I didn't know,But now I see ♪
2137 02:13:16 ♪ Sometimes what isIs meant to be ♪
2138 02:13:19 ♪ You saved me ♪
2139 02:13:23 ♪ My blurry linesMy messy life ♪
2140 02:13:26 ♪ Come into focusAnd in time maybe ♪
2141 02:13:31 ♪ I can heal ♪
2142 02:13:33 ♪ And I can breathe ♪
2143 02:13:36 ♪ 'Cause I can feelMyself believe ♪
2144 02:13:41 ♪ Everything changes ♪
2145 02:13:45 ♪ Oh, my heart'sAt the wheel now ♪
2146 02:13:50 ♪ And all my mistakesThey make sense ♪
2147 02:13:54 ♪ When I turn them around ♪
2148 02:13:56 ♪ Everything changes ♪
2149 02:14:00 ♪ What I thoughtWas so permanent ♪
2150 02:14:02 ♪ Fades in the blinkOf an eye ♪
2151 02:14:07 ♪ There's a new lifeIn front of my face ♪
2152 02:14:10 ♪ In the blink of an eyeThere's a new life ♪
2153 02:14:12 ♪ In front of my face ♪
2154 02:14:14 ♪ And I know in due time ♪
2155 02:14:16 ♪ Every right thing will findIts right place ♪
2156 02:14:19 ♪ And I know in due time ♪
2157 02:14:21 ♪ Every right thing Will findIts right place ♪
2158 02:14:23 ♪ So I swear I'll rememberTo say we were both ♪
2159 02:14:27 ♪ Born today ♪
2160 02:14:31 ♪ 'Cause everything'sChanged ♪
2161 02:14:37 ♪ Everything changes ♪
2162 02:14:56 Shh, shh.
2163 02:15:00 Oh.
2164 02:15:03 "To my only friend.
2165 02:15:05 Start fresh.
2166 02:15:07 I'm leaving you--
2167 02:15:11 I'm leaving you the pie shop.
2168 02:15:13 Name a pie for mewhen I'm gone."
2169 02:15:29 Okay, little Lulu.
2170 02:15:32 we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies,
2171 02:15:35 eight Polka Dot Peachand four Cocoa Cream.
2172 02:15:37 -How many is that?-A lot!
2173 02:15:40 A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu.
2174 02:15:42 Wait, it's magic time.Magic time.
2175 02:15:45 All right, I've been practicing.Watch closely.
2176 02:15:46 Are you ready? A one,
2177 02:15:48 a two, a three.
2178 02:15:52 I don't got it. Hey.
2179 02:15:56 -Wow, Mama.-Hi, baby girl.
2180 02:15:58 Jenna, what'sthe special pie today?
2181 02:16:00 Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie,
2182 02:16:02 with tomato on the side.
2183 02:16:04 On its own plate!
2184 02:16:07 ♪ Opening up ♪
2185 02:16:09 ♪ Into a new day ♪
2186 02:16:13 ♪ Open to love ♪
2187 02:16:15 ♪ Isn't it amazingWhat comes our way? ♪
2188 02:16:19 ♪ One at a timeEveryday falls in line ♪
2189 02:16:25 ♪ Learning to loveWhat's on the inside ♪
2190 02:16:31 ♪ Looking aroundAt the same things ♪
2191 02:16:37 ♪ All of them changing'Cause everything does ♪
2192 02:16:42 ♪ Life's rearranging ♪
2193 02:16:45 ♪ And we're opening up ♪
2194 02:16:48 ♪ To what's inside of ♪
2195 02:16:55 ♪ What's inside of love... ♪
2196 02:17:04 ♪ What's inside? ♪
2197 02:17:06 ♪ Sugar, butter, flour ♪
2198 02:18:14 ♪ Isn't it amazingWhat comes our way? ♪
2199 02:18:18 ♪ One at a timeEveryday falls in line ♪
2200 02:18:23 ♪ Learning to loveWhat's on the inside ♪
2201 02:18:28 ♪ Looking aroundAt the same things ♪
2202 02:18:35 ♪ All of them changing'Cause everything does ♪
2203 02:18:40 ♪ Life's rearranging ♪
2204 02:18:43 ♪ And we're opening up ♪
2205 02:18:46 ♪ To what's inside of love... ♪
2206 02:18:55 ♪ Opening upOpening up ♪
2207 02:21:37 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2208 02:21:40 ♪ Ah ♪
2209 02:21:46 ♪ So many ways to sliceA piece of this life ♪
2210 02:21:49 ♪ But most of the timeIt's into quarter life crisis ♪
2211 02:21:53 ♪ What's on your plateAt any given time ♪
2212 02:21:57 ♪ Can change with the specialsAnd a jukebox dime ♪
2213 02:22:00 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2214 02:22:03 ♪ Start to feelA little lighter ♪
2215 02:22:08 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2216 02:22:11 ♪ Look around and feel better ♪
2217 02:22:13 ♪ We're all in this together ♪
2218 02:22:16 ♪ I wouldn't call this placeA happy end ♪
2219 02:22:20 ♪ But I've been round the blockAnd just came back again ♪
2220 02:22:24 ♪ I ain't seen the world yet,But I know this much ♪
2221 02:22:27 ♪ Might as well call homeWherever my ass ends up ♪
2222 02:22:30 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2223 02:22:34 ♪ Don't need to tell themWhy I'm here ♪
2224 02:22:38 ♪ They know me at the diner ♪
2225 02:22:42 ♪ And in every single biteIs a little bit of life ♪
2226 02:22:46 ♪ So many days to endureIn a row ♪
2227 02:22:51 ♪ It's the little thingsThat keep us afloat ♪
2228 02:22:55 ♪ Thank God for the oasis ♪
2229 02:22:57 ♪ The people and places ♪
2230 02:23:00 ♪ That save us and serveAs reminder ♪
2231 02:23:03 ♪ That's why we comeTo the diner ♪
2232 02:23:06 ♪ At the diner ♪
2233 02:23:07 ♪ Ah ♪
2234 02:23:13 ♪ Ordered up is how Ilike My days to find me ♪
2235 02:23:17 ♪ Everything here hasIt's place and timing ♪
2236 02:23:21 ♪ I've never beensomeone Who fits right in ♪
2237 02:23:24 ♪ But I found myselfOrganizing condiments ♪
2238 02:23:27 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2239 02:23:31 ♪ I'm exponentially wiser ♪
2240 02:23:35 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2241 02:23:39 ♪ Whatever you areThere's room at the bar ♪
2242 02:23:43 ♪ Every day begin again ♪
2243 02:23:47 ♪ Take a seat and settle in ♪
2244 02:23:50 ♪ With the rest of us ♪
2245 02:23:54 ♪ We're all just ♪
2246 02:23:57 ♪ Trying to get by ♪
2247 02:23:59 ♪ When it gets hard ♪
2248 02:24:01 ♪ This small town ♪
2249 02:24:03 ♪ Is who we are ♪
2250 02:24:06 ♪ It's the heartbeat ♪
2251 02:24:07 ♪ The center ♪
2252 02:24:09 ♪ The lifeline you enter ♪
2253 02:24:13 -♪ It's the heartbeat ♪-♪ The heartbeat ♪
2254 02:24:15 -♪ Center ♪-♪ The center ♪
2255 02:24:18 -♪ The lifeline you enter ♪-♪ The lifeline you enter ♪
2256 02:24:21 ♪ Every day what you got ♪
2257 02:24:25 ♪ Bring it with youShare your love ♪
2258 02:24:28 ♪ It's the rest of us ♪
2259 02:24:32 ♪ We're all just ♪
2260 02:24:36 ♪ Down at the diner ♪
2261 02:24:39 ♪ Ah ♪